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🛳️ Below Deck "From Handcuffs to Lynn's Cuffs" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Drama Darling, Drama, Darling Drama, Darling.
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome in everybody. Welcome back to Drama Darling.
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: It's a fresh week, kicking it off with below Deck
• 0:28
  Speaker 2: down and that, and I hope all of you feel
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: like you've had a rested weekend. I know I heave.
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: I took the d Orf yesterday and went to the beach.
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: I had my own beach day and we flew a kite,
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: if you will, and that was great. Okay, I'll stop
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: the Captain Carrie Shenanigans and I'll welcome in Emily Theresa's hillo.
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: Hello, welcome. I'm not fly a kite. I'm not going
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: to do that. Amy Well, I'm going.
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: To go tell you to fly a kite, all right,
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna.
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: I am so glad that I am. I was away
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: as well, but I made it back in time with
• 1:07
  Speaker 1: this charter.
• 1:08
  Speaker 2: Thank goodness. Yes, you missed last week. It was one
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  Speaker 2: hell of a charter. It still continues and we have
• 1:16
  Speaker 2: more to discuss. So again, you guys, If oh I
• 1:21
  Speaker 2: have something to tell you, I have an apology to make. Okay,
• 1:24
  Speaker 2: So last week the ads got me and they got
• 1:27
  Speaker 2: you guys, and I apologize I caught it twenty four
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: hours too late. And the automatic programmatic hah, dramatic, systematic. Okay,
• 1:40
  Speaker 2: those ads popped in when I turned them off, and
• 1:45
  Speaker 2: then I must not have pressed save before I published
• 1:49
  Speaker 2: the episode, and they popped in and they scattered, they
• 1:52
  Speaker 2: scattered all about that episode, and darlings, I just want
• 1:56
  Speaker 2: to say thank you for your patients, because some of
• 1:59
  Speaker 2: you messaged me immediately and said, hey, those ads are
• 2:03
  Speaker 2: popping and I know you don't like it, and I
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  Speaker 2: know it's not your fault, even though it is, UH,
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  Speaker 2: do something about it. So I did not your choice.
• 2:11
  Speaker 2: Oh it's I didn't never select it. I didn't choose it.
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  Speaker 2: What it does is like it's a default. So if
• 2:17
  Speaker 2: something happens that is a manual, you know, human error,
• 2:21
  Speaker 2: which happens sometimes, it defaults to all those ads. So
• 2:25
  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry that it's not normal. I will be extra,
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  Speaker 2: super duper careful. I thought I had it under control,
• 2:31
  Speaker 2: but I clearly didn't. So my apologies. And anyway, carrying on.
• 2:37
  Speaker 2: We've got below dick down on that to discuss carrying on,
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  Speaker 2: Captain carrying on, that's right. Whenever things go wrong for me,
• 2:47
  Speaker 2: Captain Jason always reminds me.
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: Whatever you do is going to have hurdles.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: There's a captain for every lesson.
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  Speaker 2: There really is, Yeah, it really is.
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: They Well, they'll all write their own books and have
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  Speaker 1: Oh but they could do a collab of lessons from
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  Speaker 1: your captain.
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  Speaker 2: They could come to conventions across the nation.
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: Ted talks. Yeah, I can go to a captain Ted talk.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Be your own leader, Let me be your leader,
• 3:22
  Speaker 2: Have anyone be your leader. Be a leader, let's all
• 3:25
  Speaker 2: be leaders.
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: Swaying across the stage. And your caprice with the head mic.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, just like amazing slides that she can go through.
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  Speaker 2: Click into the next one. Click, she's in control of them.
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  Speaker 2: Next slide. Ooh that's me.
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  Speaker 1: Click.
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  Speaker 2: Love this thing. Love my clicker. Oh I miss I
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  Speaker 2: miss her. I miss her. But you know what, but
• 4:00
  Speaker 2: we have this amazing charter to talk about. So let's
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  Speaker 2: get into it. Let's get into it. I'm sorry. I
• 4:08
  Speaker 2: sounded like a freakin TikToker, and I apologize and I
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  Speaker 2: that's not me. That's just not who I am. That's
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  Speaker 2: not me. That's not who I am.
• 4:18
  Speaker 1: There's a real blending of like meme terms coming in
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  Speaker 1: at all angles. And I'm not ready for it. And
• 4:26
  Speaker 1: one of them is pulling you for a chat in
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  Speaker 1: my below deck. I don't want it and I don't
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  Speaker 1: need it.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. I heard it too, Emily, and may we
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  Speaker 2: give it a little forgiveness only on this season because
• 4:42
  Speaker 2: Slaine is from Love Island, so it's almost like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but she's not the one who said it.
• 4:49
  Speaker 1: I know Rainbow has said it twice. It's how she
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  Speaker 1: communicates with people, and I need her to not do
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  Speaker 1: that on below Deck, especially when we had a villa.
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  Speaker 2: I think that Rainbow thinks she's on Love Island. I
• 5:02
  Speaker 2: think she thinks she's cleaning Love Island. That's all she
• 5:05
  Speaker 2: wants to do on Love Island.
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  Speaker 1: Actually pulling you for a chat is from like Bachelor Nation,
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  Speaker 1: right in the Bachelorette.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, that's true. Okay, that is true.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's been around for a minute, but I
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  Speaker 1: need my below Deck to be like not in that.
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  Speaker 2: World, influenced in that way. I agree. You know, I
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  Speaker 2: think we leave them, you know, just kind of in
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  Speaker 2: their own zeitgeist, if you will, different rules for different shows.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Well, by the way, so we had mentioned when before
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  Speaker 2: we had left off, you were very excited about the
• 5:41
  Speaker 2: villa because you feel like all below decks should have
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  Speaker 2: a cast trip, much like Real Housewives, And so did
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  Speaker 2: it meet or exceed your expectations?
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  Speaker 1: Emily, it exceeded my expectations in terms of how much
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  Speaker 1: I wanted that because a night crew night out where
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: they just get blotto is not enough. It's not enough
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  Speaker 1: for me to see them out on a crew night
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  Speaker 1: out and then like fall face first into the hot tub.
• 6:11
  Speaker 1: I kind of need to see the vibe at lunch
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  Speaker 1: and breakfast, and I want to see them in their
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  Speaker 1: own world. I know, like they don't all live together,
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  Speaker 1: but I want to see that. I need a girls trip.
• 6:23
  Speaker 2: You need a girls trip the guys with the guys absolutely,
• 6:26
  Speaker 2: or a guy's trip with the girls, you know. I
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  Speaker 2: mean that's like for.
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: For Bravo's sake, they kind of need it too, because
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  Speaker 1: like the cast is non functional by the time they
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  Speaker 1: return to the boat, and so it makes the drama
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  Speaker 1: extra insane.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because the.
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  Speaker 1: Cast doesn't sleep or hydrate the entire trip away and
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: then they show up to the boat and the drama
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  Speaker 1: is fresh. Yeah, we wouldn't have gotten here without that
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: because so much everyone speaking Lisa Barlow. If you didn't watch,
• 7:06
  Speaker 1: then you're just gonna have to catch up. Sorry, Lisa,
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  Speaker 1: I can't help you with that.
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: What happened?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, Lisa, no you watch it. I don't have
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  Speaker 2: the time. Okay, So we are Wow, I can't. I
• 7:23
  Speaker 2: still can't get over Kelly trying to pick up that
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  Speaker 2: pearl tablescape and throw it. Okay, So we now picked
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  Speaker 2: up with.
• 7:31
  Speaker 3: After Democrats, Democrats, Democrats, banana vote and Captain Carey being
• 7:37
  Speaker 3: like we can't allow an exit point, and then him,
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  Speaker 3: as we said last week, bread crumbing Kelly into her room.
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  Speaker 2: With you know, little bottles of alcohol and being like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: go on, follow the alcohol, get in there, pull.
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  Speaker 1: Me for a chat. Let's pull me for a Chat's.
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  Speaker 2: I'm getting pulled by you? And then they go in
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  Speaker 2: there and he just shuts the door. It's like that's
• 8:02
  Speaker 2: what I did do a fly the other day in
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  Speaker 2: my house, you know what I mean? Like, that's how
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  Speaker 2: this is how this charter guess was treated, and unfortunately
• 8:08
  Speaker 2: it was of her own doing. And I co sign
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  Speaker 2: how they handled that. I didn't have a problem with it.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe that that went as smooth as it did.
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  Speaker 1: Because I don't like they're all saying this has never
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  Speaker 1: happened to them, the crew, and for captain to know
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: exactly how to get her in that room and slam it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: just you and me. We're just gonna go talk this out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll follow you. Where are you going? You're going over that?
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you sit at the chair by the other
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  Speaker 1: side of the door, yep, slam.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. So then she leaves. Obviously, the police come,
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  Speaker 2: they believe, and they take off the boat. And the
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  Speaker 2: guy who is just hates her didn't want her to
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  Speaker 2: come on the trip. I can't remember his name. I
• 9:00
  Speaker 2: everybody confused on this charter. I'm enjoying it too much
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  Speaker 2: to remember their names. It's happening too fast. But the
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  Speaker 2: guy that was like, I never wanted this broad here.
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  Speaker 2: And then he told Kelly, like, get off the boat,
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  Speaker 2: sleep it off him.
• 9:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, he was. I really liked him. And then Helen,
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  Speaker 1: who is the.
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  Speaker 2: Lead, the lead, yes, the lead, yes, the lead deck
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  Speaker 2: guest she might lead, yeah, she's the guest boson. She's like,
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  Speaker 2: I'll take one for the team. I'll go with them,
• 9:31
  Speaker 2: because as they have to have someone go with her,
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  Speaker 2: It's like, I'll do it.
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  Speaker 1: And then I love that.
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  Speaker 2: Kelly was like getting in the boat and Jess was like,
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: oh no, pants, she doesn't have many paths. Pants, get
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  Speaker 2: her some Capris quick. And then Kelly was like, where's
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: in my bag? And then the guy goes on your shoulder,
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  Speaker 2: please take her, and then her parting words being like,
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  Speaker 2: you're not allowed to have fun.
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  Speaker 3: I just wanted to go on the banana boat. That's
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  Speaker 3: all I wanted to do. That's all I wanted to do.
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  Speaker 2: And then the piece de resistance of her calling Captain Carrie.
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: I believe Captain Carrie a pussy several times as she was,
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: you know, going out into the ocean into the sunset, Bravo.
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: Calling the FBI. MM, yeah, good for her, Bravo investigators.
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: What do you think she is doing right now? Like
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: is she in rehab? Because I know that the next
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: day when Helen came back and was like, I'm sorry, yeah, yes, Helen, Helen. Helen.
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: Helen came back and she said, yeah, I think she's
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: going to be going to therapy now or something along
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: those lines. I don't know. I'd love to see way.
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, maybe after she watches the episode. But I'm
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: saying that operates in a lot of denial.
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: That's why wondering where is she today after this week's episode,
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: And she's.
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: Probably getting a call from Brandy Glanville, Bethany, there's probably
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: Leah McSweeney and they're all like, hey, girl.
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: Did they do this to you? Join our join our club?
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: Will we see Kelly on Intervention?
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: Well, I would love Intervention to come back, and means
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: I know it's been gone for years, but special edition
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: you never know? Am I erotic fan fiction Intervention that
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: I've been writing for years?
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: Wow, get on that, Emily. Let's Kelly.
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: We love you bunches. As Jeff and Vondren would say,
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: what Jeff and Vondra in one of the Intervention coaches.
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, thank you. See I don't know Sandy
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: there was a Sandy Gosh. You and Janie are such
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: hardcore in Hervention watchers like you retain episode information, meaning
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: like the names of certain people. Obviously, the coaches and
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: therapists very impressed by this knowledge. Emily. Yes, I have
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: a pitch for you. Let's pretend you're a Bravo exec. Okay, hmm, okay.
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: Bring them in here, make sure that drunk? What do
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: we got?
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: All right? Hello, thank you so much Bravo executives for
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: taking my pitch today.
• 12:29
  Speaker 3: All right, I need to get hoisted and you.
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: Your cigar smoke is going in my head, my face here. Okay,
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: So here's my pitch. People who are on Bravo shows
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: that are that have an addiction or problem in terms
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: of you know, drug or alcohol related substances, and it
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: shows up and manifests itself in the actual Bravo shows
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: like say, for example, vander Pump Rules the Valley Below Deck.
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: Do it for a hundred since we knocked the place
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: in operas off the network.
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: But what if we took it a step further?
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: Listening, Hey, I'm listening. Is it a step challenge? We
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: don't do sports around here.
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: Yes, it is not that. What you do is you
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: take people from those shows and then you put them
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: all together in an intervention house.
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: We call it drunk. Fuckal get doctor Drew on the phone.
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: We're gonna fix these idiots.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: Great, so is it a deal?
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: Get come in here. Wait, shit drunk?
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: But wait, wasn't their show already like this actually with
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: doctor Joe? Oh yes, celebrity, Oh god, bless it. All
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: that time was wasted of me pitching a great idea
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: that's already been done. I forgot about it. No wonder
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: it was such a great idea, it wasn't mine.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I watched Celebrity Intervention,
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: and as much as I loved the idea, it was
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: weird to watch. I don't love the show. I felt
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: like there was something off about it.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: And they're probably not going for the right reasons. They're
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: probably going to get more money so they can get right.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: Well, they don't have a choice, you know what I mean, Like,
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: this is it. This is their choice, and it's like
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: a two for one, and like in terms of being relevant,
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: and it just it just it felt weird to me.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels most shows feel weird.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: Well, true, it was just why it's weird that I
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: was weirded out. I would love to hear somebody's take
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: that is like, no, no, no, this is how you
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: have to approach it. It was a good thing or
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: something like that. I just I just couldn't get there.
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I hear it probably.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: Helped one person, I'm sure.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: Doctor Drew. So we're back on the boat. We're seeing
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: little things and we see Selene, that's like, and you
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: take my baby break, baby break, and Rainbow's just sweating
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: profusely everywhere she goes. Anybody gonna, how can can you?
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: Can you please come over here?
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: Selene?
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, I guess I finished. Baby break is something else.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: But the thing is, had we not had our little
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: mini villa vacation, we would have still been allowing for this. Yeah,
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: got where we needed to go, and now everybody's kind
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: of over it.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they really they sped up the drama by stopping
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: in at a villa for a couple of days. And
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: that's what I liked.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: To bet it up, and it kind of and like
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: kind of reverse or like took a different path I
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: don't like. Yeah, it sped up and went a different
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: way that I think it would not have necessarily gone.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: Sped it up, rebbed it up, reversed it, you know. Yeah,
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: so we got Cowboy Night.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Is that a wrap song from.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh no, the girls slap it up, rub it down?
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: Oh no, slap it up, yeah, slap it up, rub
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  Speaker 2: it down.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Oh no, the girl is going to yes.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Yes, the girl is going to do yeah and devot. Yes, Yes,
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: there was one of bell biv or Devot wasn't one
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: of their wives on one of the housewives for a
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: hot second.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Oh that's a great question. I don't know.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, we'll leave that. We'll leave that right there in
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: the field for anyone to pick it up. Flag will
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: stay there throughout the entire game. Alrighty, So we've got
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: Cowboy Night, and we also have in the meantime, Barbara
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: and Jess are super awkward around you. That's bubbling beneath
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: the surface. And and at some point Selene says something
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: to Jess about like Barbara, I mean, asking her if
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: she likes Barbara too. But the way she says it
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: is she adds a lot of extra ars and ars
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: and bs in that, and she's like, hell, you like
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: a Babel. It's kind of amazing.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Selene went from like I am way open everybody like
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: you're crazy if you are not open, we are just
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: gonna be so free to like you like one other person.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: I'm in full shutdown mode.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: Right it was like not I was like, is she
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: crying right now? Wait, she's not crying. Is she crying?
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm gonna say she wanted to cry
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: and couldn't get.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: There right kind of last went through it. But she's
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: her eyes were getting a little French watery.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Oh nice, a French water mist came across her eye. Yeah, yeah,
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean I go I always go
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: back to one, which is she was madly in love
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: with that Dylan guy, which is insane to me. So
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: I don't understand her on many levels. Remember Dylan the
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Balki boat hand he was, yes, yeah that. Remember She's
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: she always talks about the love that got her way,
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: and it's that guy. Yeah.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: I think that that's how she talks about everything, you know,
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Like is the croissant that she didn't get that morning
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: that somebody else took. She's like, oh, was the most important,
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: most beautiful, and that was not mine. I usually get
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: what they wanted, and they did not get it. That
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: croissant shows someone else, And I don't know if I
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: will survive smile cry smile, cry smile cry. She just
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: I couldn't figure it out. But she was like, I
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: think I'll fail if she chooses, if she like this
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: doesn't work out, I will feel like I failed. I
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: think there's a little bit of a communication breakdown. I
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: don't think she meant that.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: I agree with that.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Yes, I agree. The charter guest says to Helen, it's
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: not your fault. Would tell your crazy ass white trash
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: friend that she needs to go home and you come back.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: That's what he told her on the phone. And then
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: dinner happens and Frankie and then he's like, do you
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: have a girlfriend, and that one goofy guy says, Oh,
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: you're allergic to them because they break out in cuffs.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: They always have these jokes.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Well that was on the previous charter, don't you remember
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: the guy said I can't drink because they break out
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: in cuffs on the last That's right.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: It did sound familiar. Boy, they love a joke about
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: hand because which huff's joke? Yeah, listen, I mean, I
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: don't blame them because they obviously been in more situations
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: than this one where somebody's left in cuffs, so they're
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: very familiar with jokes.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: To them, these are actual, they're not. They're being dead serious,
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: dead ass.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: They're so dead ass with their cuff jokes. But meanwhile,
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: they probably like have notes app open to like all
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: the cuff jokes that they start writing down, like, oh,
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: we just came up with another cuff joke. Let me
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: let me jot it down. Can't wait to do one
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: on the phone.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: We got we got another joke for Lynn's cuffs. Oh
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: that's really what this is. Lynn is paying these people
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: to go on and just drop cuffs references.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: It's just a brilliant planet remarketing her brand. Just associate
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: it with like people who are train wrecks. And then boom,
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: it puts your eyes right on the cuffs and you think,
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: wait a minute, I like that. Maybe a bracelet would
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: do fine.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Bring them in with the bar real low, you're wasted
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: your handcuffs like, but then when they see a Lind cuff,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: the bar goes hi.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: That's right. It's what happens when they get out of
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: jail or wherever they are and they're greeted instead with
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: flowers with a Lind cuff and they say, hey, baby,
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: welcome back from jail. I got you this. Don't worry.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: You'll never be in cuffs again except for this Linn
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: cart and cuff.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: I love it. Lynn. If you're listening, I mean, of.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Course she's listening. She has a Google alert for cuffs.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, like she'll catch it in
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: about four days and she'll listen. Also, one of the
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: things that I thought was hilarious in that same moment
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: is like I think it was Michelle that was like,
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: the best part of my day is when I take
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: my bra off, but tick my bra off and put
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: my cuff on.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: My boob cuffs the best part of my day.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Ah, where it's Fraser, I got to tick my boob
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: cuffs off. I need to be floated. Wait what in
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: the age?
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Wait?
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: Hold on, We're going to take a break and then
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: we're going to come back and talk about the floating boobs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: below deck down on that with Emily Derezi's. Now can
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: we please talk about the beach picnic beach day. So
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Helen on the beach is like, yo, I don't like
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: tan lines. We's Fraser and He's like, I don't like
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: tan lines either. Would you like to remove your bikini
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: and hund it to me? Thank you, mother, Thanks you,
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Mommy loves you. And then she just goes nuts. And
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: so what is that all about? Because Richard, her husband,
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: is just sleeping under like a coconut tree.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, this is what they do because she made
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: this is my theory, allegedly. Oh yes, but she does
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: say she made a reverence to like pool boys, but
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: yatties are better or something that way, and so I'm like, oh,
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: this is this is their thing. That's what I think.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, because once water is involved, Richard is just going
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: to go right to sleep.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: I mean I didn't even realize that they were married
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: until it said that on this screen, and even then
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I was not totally sure, you know what I mean,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Like they didn't like hang out. There wasn't like anything
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: before that that I thought, So, I don't.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Know, Yeah, Helen's like, yeah, I'm just gonna leave my
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: friend back at the hotel to sleep it off. Meanwhile,
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: I'll jump back on board and be on my best
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: behavior this time. I'll only take my top off. So
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: like everyone seems to be, you know, looking at her,
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: and Kyle being like, I mean meaning the crew is
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: like what is going on? What is happening? And Fraser
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: is there too. I wonder if at any point Fraser
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: could have said, like Kyle, come here. I mean, I
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: don't know if they thought it was that inappropriate at
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: that point.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: What do you think like that, I didn't get the
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: feeling that they thought. I think they all were like whoa,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: that's weird. But I don't feel like I don't think
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: any of them thought it was like something that they should.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Stop right, like that it was crossing the line.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Right or that they in my mind, I mean, I
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: can say whatever. I don't know what I think. What
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: I would have done in that moment is try to
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: get Kyle out of this situation because I would think
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Kyle wouldn't want to be in this situation.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely, but in the grand scheme of things on
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: these charters, that's not that unusual to be with a
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: charter guest doing something inappropriate based on what the charter
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: guest is asking of the crew, right, which always makes
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: it uncomfortable as viewers because you're like, that is so inappropriate.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: I can't believe they do this, you know.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just weird because it's like I would I
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: guess I felt more weird for Kyle.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, me too.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: What's he supposed to do? And like you would want
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: your coworker to have your back in that way, like
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: what you're saying, Hey, we need some help over here.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, like, think about it, the way that
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Helen was acting towards everyone, Like when she came back
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: and she was like kissing Captain Carrie and hugging him,
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: and I'm thinking, you know, people don't really like that
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: when you just act like you know them and then
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: you're coming onto them like that. I mean, it would
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: be you know, rolls reversed if a man did that
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: to a woman coming onto the boat like that, I mean,
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: it would be really awful to watch, and it's extremely bad.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: But if Jimmy or Jamie was like, hey, Rainbow took
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: my pants off, now, cradle me, right.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: I mean totally cradle me. Yeah, I completely agree. It's
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: so strange. Okay. So meanwhile, Interior, Barbara and Selaine are
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: having a thing, and so Barbara is kind of like
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: getting upset at Selaine to come up because the guests
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: are coming back and there's a sense of urgency there.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Well, we there's ever a sense of urgency whistline.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. Oh my gosh, I mean, I
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: understand she was really struggling with that vacuum, Like I
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: get it. You know, that looked like she was really
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: in the weeds with that vacuum. Okay, I mean I've
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: been there. When you've got those attachments and you're trying
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: to roll it and it's not and you've got it
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: can be a mess. It was a bad time for
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: her to be called up quickly, so I give her
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: a little bit of a break on that. But at
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: the same time, if she heard the announcement as well
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: that the guests were on their way back, it wasn't
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: the first time when Barbara went on her radio and
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: said where are you?
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: So?
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Where are you?
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Like, let's go No, I I am with you and
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: I and the thing is like, I think it was
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: kind of passive aggressive because I think she wanted to
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: she wanted to be not found so that she could
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: talk about how she was struggling with the vacuum. Like
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: I think she wanted there to be like, oh, what
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: was wrong? Why do you respecd Like she wanted to
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: have this moment of like I was finally working, right.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: It was she actually it was the time she was
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: finally working. It just was the worst timing ever for
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: her to start, which was when she needed to get
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: up on the deck. And then meanwhile she saw She's like,
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I kiss the vacuum and now the
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: vacuum is looking at you and I don't know what
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: I'm going to do because I will fail. And I
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: feel feelings for this. I've never been with a vacuum before,
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: but I feel like it might be light for me.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: You know, get up here.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: The second that that vacuum wants to be with her,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: she will be gone. She will leave it in the hallway.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, wait till Kyle finds out about the vacuum, it's
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: gonna knock him back.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: He's so bizarre that he's that into her. I don't
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: get that she doesn't want to be with him.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say that, well, I mean it could
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: be part of that, but I mean, what's so bizarre
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: about him wanting to be into her? She's so beautiful.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: I mean I'm saying that, I yes, attracted to her, sure,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: but he's having like meltdown. And so they were into
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: like this long relationship and and she betrayed him on
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: some deep level.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I see what you mean. Yes, off, well, he
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: must have gotten his ego really shattered, and that's what
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: it may be. Like, You're right, maybe he's just trying
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: to not bouncing back because he's never been in that situation.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know he's been.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, like in terms of like the I don't
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: get like he was even with Barbie. He wasn't like
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: this and they were kind of like a thing.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: It's it's it's not it's it's giving me some concern. Hmm,
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: that he's rebounding with a guest.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Rebounding with a guess, Oh my gosh, what happened Lisa
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: watched the episode. Lisa Barlow, you are not allowed to
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: join our recaps anymore because you just simply don't know
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: what's going on. It happened.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: We tell you what episodes are watching, you don't seem
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: to watch them.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: You're not doing the work and showing up. I mean,
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: you are showing up, but you're not doing the work.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: That's what happened, Lisa.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: You didn't do the work, but I showed up. I
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: showed up. I'm showing up. Can I pull you? Lisa?
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: We said we weren't going to say that. What happened?
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. You know the Housewives, They're going to
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: start saying, can I pull you?
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: I don't want it.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: You're gonna get it whether you like it or not.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: We've had a little bit of it in the Housewives,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: and I don't like it. Save it for our You
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: can say it in Love Hotel. I'll allow it.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can stay it on Love Hotel. Okay. So
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: now we're in the crew mass. So Jess goes to
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: Barbara and she's like, I heard you on the radio,
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: and then Barbara's like and then she just like wisps away.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: It was just a really weird moment.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah it was, but I get it. Barbara was so
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: used and whether or not, like I just get it
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: because they were actually friends and like she leaned in
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: on what Jess was saying. Yeah, and it was just
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: for show. And now I have our time trusting Jess
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: after that in a friendship way.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: For sure. Absolutely, And I do appreciate that Jess knows
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: what she did wrong. You know, she's pretty much saying
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: in her confessional like I screwed this up. My choices
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: have screwed this up, and I've lost her as a friend.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: So now Barbara and Jess are, you know, obviously having trouble.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: And then Jess and Slaine. Jess goes up to her
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: in the krouma and it's like, you have to be careful.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: I don't want you to get off this boat. I
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: heard you and Barbara. And then Selene, I don't know
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: again if it's like a translation thing, but all of
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: a sudden she's like, maybe I pil fit when we
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: don't talk. I was like, wow, that was a hard left,
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Like what went wrong?
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: I just thought, and then Jess was like yep, and
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: or it just was like offended and walked out, which
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: I was like, I miss something.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah that was okay, thank you. I was so confused.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, this is the time we're taking
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: everything serious, Like, okay, if it was I think they
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: must have cut something out.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: They must have, because honestly, that went from zero to
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: five not ten, like really fast. And we didn't just ten,
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: no tens, no tens. There, let's take it down. We
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: got Jess, you know, Selene, and then yeah, Jess walks around,
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: walks away, and she's like, oh my god, girls are
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: so complicated. And then then she is talking her confessional,
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: waxing poetic about Barbara, like what you see is what
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: you get, you know, I you know, maybe I like
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: girls who are driven, and you know Selene is not.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: And now I'm confused because the second that Selene turns
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: her head on Jess, she goes to Barbara.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: And also then Jess also said that she's been in
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: this situation before, and I'm like, oahkay, well then maybe
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: it's you, Jess.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: See, let's look in word. Okay, you're in the interior. Now,
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: let's look into your interior, all right, looking for this? Yes,
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: who was it? Which one of the gals the charter guests,
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: was like, I want to be a yachtie. I think
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: this is totally for me.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: That's I think Jen Niffer, Okay, sure, maybe.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: She's like, where do I put in my application? And
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: I mean captain Captain Carrie just being like you're going
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: to sleep in a small room. It's this big. Hey, Yeah,
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: I'm fine with it.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: I would have been like, I mean, are you gonna
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: somehow split? You know, you gotta split a fifty thousand
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: dollars tip among everybody?
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: And that sounds like it was made for me.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: I just want to say I would. I would keep
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: like upping then and then the worst part is like,
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: you get a hundred thousand dollars tip and I have
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: to split it with everybody? Go back? How much were
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: we gonna dip? Yeah, no, we gotta tip one hundred
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: I just heard him say that. Meanwhile, I'm definitely gonna
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: be working on this ship.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: And there I was.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: In my linen curtain cuffs working below deck. Was she
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: the same one that was like.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: My daughter put my Louis on top of the toilet
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: and it fell in. Oh, I says, so I says, oh, well,
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: you want something Louie when I die, Were you gonna
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: get the one that's cupping in piece? Like you are
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: a real class act, aren't you?
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: Really raising him right, huh? Raising him right? Good for you.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the one I believe.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, we're not. Which one has the red lipstick that
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: got everywhere.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Inside the inner rim of the toilet? That was the one.
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: I was like, oh, what, well, she was throwing up, yeah,
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: but it was like on the back and like I
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: don't even understand.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Maybe she had red lipstick on her other set lips.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: No, but even that, It's like she had to lift
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: the toilet seat up. But now I'm thinking she must
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: have had it. She must have been throwing up, had
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: it on her hand. But then it even the inside
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: where all the you know, like that's my.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: Gosh, really breaking it down, you know, really takes to
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: another level, like to visualize, because I wasn't really gonna
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: think about how it got there.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Now you know what.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: My daughter was on the.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: Ship and she put my red tom Ford lipstick right
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: on the top of the toilet and it fell in.
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: So I said, so, I says, you bought my tom
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: Ford Chanelle makeup?
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: When I die? You can get all the makeup, this
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: coping and piece.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Now, let me grab this toilet like I'm gonna rip
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: it out of the wall while I puke. That's probably
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: what happened. Lipstick on her thumb, Yeah, but like actually
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: hold it. Oh, the cushions everything. I was like, eh,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: that's awful, but okay, it was the inside of the
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: toilet where like you.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Would just never be as you know, I just you
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: just wouldn't be there.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: Listen, she better not commit a crime because she will
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: be found out immediately real quick, you know what I mean. Yes,
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: gonna get those cups and not the lind curtain ones,
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: not the good ones.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: They're gonna be finding that lipstick for two more charters.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and how do you get red lipstick out of
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: upholstery like that? I mean, that is tough.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: They'll find a way, like not box gone laundry. Well,
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: what was that thing that happened charter or two ago
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: with all the blood? They got that out?
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's right, that was impressive. But you know what,
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: blood doesn't have that wax though.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: That's tough.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's dawn like to get the you know, like
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: it cuts the grease or whatever that could be. It
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: All right, let's try it now.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go put my mouth on something with my
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: red lipstick that sounded weird.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Gonna reenact all the lipstick marks, including the toilet, and.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like and subscribe to watch the video. Join Tier
• 43:03
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• 43:06
  Speaker 2: slash drama Darling. Uh yeah. So then the guests, Oh
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: my gosh, a couple of the gals are sleeping on
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: the deck, just passed out like wags figures, and Richard
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: is like, you want a rose, you want a mimosa
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: he's having He's like, hold on, let me get let
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: me pull up my notes up and do some cuff jokes.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: You want me to put you with some cuffs.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: There was also that guy just sleeping on the floor
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: in the middle of the day, having like on his
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: like nap time, like his preschool mat Matt, just right
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: there in the living room.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: You know what. It reminded me, you know, and I'm
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: sorry if this is offensive to nature lovers, but I
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: don't mean to offend sea lions. But they did remind
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: me of that, you know. Just we're crashing out, we're
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: on the rocks, yes, or what are the bigger what
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: are the bigger sea lions? It's the.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Walrus walrus, but the sea lions, I I know exactly,
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: I know what you mean, the big whiskers. Are you
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: talking about the things up up in like the North North?
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: No, like I'm talking like Arctic walruses that just like
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: will just lay flat anywhere. I think that's what I'm
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: thinking of. I don't know either way. Some sort of
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: oiled up mammals beech creature that gorgeous falls asleep on
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: rocks at any time of the day.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, that was that, And I'm sorry.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: I'm not not apologizing to the charter guests to compare
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: them to that. I'm apologizing to the mammals.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: To the gorgeous sea creatures, not the gorgeous charter guess.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's right. No, I did love these charter guests.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: They made for one hell of an episode, you know what.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: I would take them any day over the charter one
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: or two ago, where they were just mean for no reason.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: I would take these guys who were just drunk on
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: a different planet than clean and.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Drunk, even with the one being taken off the charter.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because everybody agreed. They everybody was on board with
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: the crew with that decision, whereas that other literally, that
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: other group was so mean and they're like, you.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: Know, yeah, you're right. Yeah, at least they're fun. Yeah,
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: but then some are taking their tops up. You know.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: It's a real crap shoot. I don't know. It's six
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: and one half dozen of the other Right, what do
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: you think about the eight course tasting menu? Is Chef
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: Anthony gonna pull this out? I'm I think he will.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Based on all of the dramatic music and the setup
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: to this, I think he's gonna kill it. What do
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: you think?
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah? For sure?
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: Hm, I agree. Well, I'm excited to see that Captain
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: is going to be at dinner. And the last time
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: this happened, Captain was at dinner, and this is when Jill.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Zarn was there.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It was a bad eight course
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: tasting menu. I'm sorry, you fired, you fired, I'm sorry,
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Captain Cary, I don't like it. I don't
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: like it.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: That was his like tenth screw up of that season.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: Oh right, Also, and that was like eight different screw
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: ups for an eight.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: And it was like serving people allergy foods, and it
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: was there was some big mistakes.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm allergic to to chef Anthony. Get
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: him off the box and here he is again, Bobby.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: I'm allergic to Bobby. She keeps popping up. I'm not
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: allergic to linker cuffs. I'm sorry, I want one, all right?
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Is there anything else that we missed?
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I think I think we got it. I mean, because
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: we're going to get another we get another week of
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: this charter.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: Thank god, we've got more.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: There's more Kyle and Helen to come.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: Yes, there is with the cliffhanger of did you slight?
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: But did chat a geese?
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm? Was it a joke? Because I do there's
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: that question of if it was a joke or.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: Not coming to was it a was it a hall hall?
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: Was it a whole hall? Or was it no, I'll
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: broke the rules and I'm getting fired? Which one?
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Was it? Coil? It is going to I h man.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Is he going to get fired? Yes?
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: But did he didn't sleep with her? I don't think
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: he did.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Look, if that's the only way I think he should
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: get fire. You should get fired for anything we've seen
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: so far so far, he's been putting, he's been put
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: in a weird situation at work. Right now, let's see
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: what else, because I don't want to say like he
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: was totally great, but I seeing how I think I
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: said this before when we thought it was Kelly that
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: he hooked up with, who's now not Now we know
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: it's Helen.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: The right, So I want to stand by the ship
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: and goes up with ke Kelly in the hotel where
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: she is.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Then he should get a promotion. Can we promote him?
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: But I do think that seeing how much these guests
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: are drinking and Kyle really should just be there, should
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: be it should be so clear to not do one
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: thing because it's a usual liability.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: M h. Yeah, I wouldn't think he'd be that stupid.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: I would, and that's I totally would. Okay, I mean
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: he's because he keeps justifying his behavior and blaming Solon
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: or whatever.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: Solan's gonna be like I made out with Helene and
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: Jennifer and Kelly. So I don't know what to do
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: when well, goodness, I don't know, or just don't be
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: mad at me, but I have his philios. Fair is
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: this women's mercy?
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Leave me alone? To the chat that you put before Kyle,
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: I managed to make out with Jessica, Barbara.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Helen, Kelly, Kerry, the engineer you never see.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: Asia, just all of them, all the great chest.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm not. I'm not. I mean, he's fine.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be bummed if he goes, but I will.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: I will feel bad if he is put in a
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: situation he couldn't like he was just like, uh like that.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: That's why I kind of want to wait and see
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: what happens.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't want to wait and see. I'm gonna
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: We're gonna solve it right here, right now. Okay, all right, guys,
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: we'll take this offline. Do these galls remind you of
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: like the entire cast of Mob Wives, because to me, okay, great,
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: that's why, and that is.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: What they are going for. They are going to be
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: very flattered to know that that is how married.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: It's like big Ange, like five big Anges cloned. Yes,
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: it's amazing, Big an Jarmy, Big and Jeremy at sea.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: Well all right, everybody go get the big and Navy.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: They're the big ach Navy, big and Nation.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: What happened. All right, Hey, tonight, I'm actually interviewing my
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: sleep medicine doctor, doctor Sam Kashani, and so I'm very excited.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be posting that interview tomorrow, so you
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: guys look for that here. It's going to be a
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: super duper fascinating. I actually posted something on my Instagram
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: Meet nam Me Phillips and Drama Darling Show that asks
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: you what questions you want to ask about your sleep
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: and things of that like that. You can still post,
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: there's still time and then if you know, if you post,
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: maybe I'll get to one of your questions. Should be fascinating.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: Do you have any questions? Emily?
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: What sea creature does he think Big Ange Number two
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: looks like when she's passed out on the sun deck?
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: Perfect? I love it, all right, everybody, Thanks for listening.
• 52:01
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• 52:11
  Speaker 1: The Drama Darling Show. I know I haven't been here,
• 52:13
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• 52:15
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