Latest / Johnjay & Rich On Demand / Payton's Predictions
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Peyton, what's the vibe for horoscopes today?
- 0:01Speaker 2: I am letting you know what is ruining your zodiac
- 0:05Speaker 2: sign's vibe today based on your zodiac sign. Also, if
- 0:07Speaker 2: it's your birthday today, you are a Virgo and you
- 0:10Speaker 2: share a birthday with Keanu Reeves, Salma Hayek, who I've
- 0:13Speaker 2: seen all over my social media because they're filming Grown
- 0:16Speaker 2: Ups 3 with Adam Sandler, and then Damson Idris. So
- 0:18Speaker 2: you guys all share a birthday and you're all Virgos.
- 0:20Speaker 1: How about we do Virgo?
- 0:21Speaker 2: Yeah, so John Jay, you're our Virgo in the room,
- 0:23Speaker 2: and your vibe is going to be ruined by watching
- 0:26Speaker 2: someone else do just a simple task completely wrong, which
- 0:30Speaker 2: is going to force you into entirely combusting while trying
- 0:33Speaker 2: not to aggressively take a fall.
- 0:35Speaker 1: Why is that so funny to you, Connie?
- 0:37Speaker 2: Because it's very accurate. That is what's going to ruin
- 0:41Speaker 2: your vibe today, and that is what ruins John Jay's
- 0:44Speaker 2: vibe every day. Followed by the phrase, here's the way
- 0:46Speaker 2: I think you would do that.
- 0:48Speaker 1: Followed by, I can't do everything. I can't. I can't.
- 0:51Speaker 1: It's crazy. I almost want to do horoscopes. Please do.
- 0:56Speaker 1: I would love it. Francesca, good morning. What's your sign? Aquarius.
- 1:00Speaker 2: Okay. So for my Aquarius, your guys' vibe is honestly
- 1:04Speaker 2: ruined by people trying to engage you into those like
- 1:07Speaker 2: annoying small talks about like the weather or something when
- 1:10Speaker 2: you're actually trying to ponder the deep complexity of existence.
- 1:14Speaker 2: And you have way too much going on in your
- 1:16Speaker 2: brain to worry about small chatter with people you don't
- 1:18Speaker 2: care about. True. Thank you.
- 1:21Speaker 1: Thanks, Francesca. Let us go to Brianna. Brianna, good morning.
- 1:24Speaker 1: What's your sign?
- 1:26Speaker 2: Good morning, everyone. I'm a Leo. Just like me. Okay,
- 1:30Speaker 2: us Leos, our vibe is going to be ruined today
- 1:33Speaker 2: if we post, like, an Instagram story or even a
- 1:36Speaker 2: post that isn't getting, like, instantaneous, massive flood of validation
- 1:40Speaker 2: that we feel we rightfully deserve coming into this Virgo season.
- 1:43Speaker 2: That sounds correct.
- 1:46Speaker 1: All right, Brianna, have a great day. Thank you, guys. Bye.
- 1:49Speaker 1: How about Pisces?
- 1:50Speaker 2: Yeah, Richie, you are our Pisces in the room, and
- 1:52Speaker 2: your vibe today is going to be ruined by a
- 1:54Speaker 2: sudden harsh slap of real-world logic. Yeah, you can no
- 1:58Speaker 2: longer live in a land of delusion because it is
- 2:00Speaker 2: going to ruthlessly interrupt whatever vibe you are having today.
- 2:05Speaker 1: That is true for all Pisces. Don't interrupt our fever dream.
- 2:09Speaker 2: Yeah, you just can't be honest or real with the Pisces.
- 2:12Speaker 2: They're going to get in their feelings.
- 2:13Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't like it. How about Libras?
- 2:15Speaker 2: Kyle, our Libra in the room, your vibe is going
- 2:17Speaker 2: to be ruined by the brutal realization that pleasing everyone
- 2:20Speaker 2: is actually impossible, which is going to leave you stressed
- 2:23Speaker 2: out over an argument that you probably shouldn't even think
- 2:26Speaker 2: twice about anyway.
- 2:27Speaker 1: But, like, can't we all just have fun and, like,
- 2:29Speaker 1: enjoy it?
- 2:30Speaker 2: Yes, I agree.
- 2:30Speaker 1: Put harsh in our vibes. Exactly. All right, if we
- 2:35Speaker 1: didn't get your sign there, I'll post it on our website, johnjandrich.com.