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NAVVigating Life with Navv Greene · We Talk Back

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  Speaker 1: We're just two unapologetically black women with an opinion who
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  Speaker 1: talk back.
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  Speaker 2: What's up y'all thank you for tuning in for a
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  Speaker 2: new episode of we talk back a show dedicated to
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  Speaker 2: you niggas and these hoes it's your co-host aj holiday
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  Speaker 2: what's up tim.
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  Speaker 1: And everybody in between that's where i fall i'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: We in the middle hybrid right that's favorite word of
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  Speaker 3: the month.
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  Speaker 1: Hey y'all hey AJ what's up girl shit man I
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  Speaker 1: can't call you know I'm saying everything copacetic out here.
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  Speaker 2: How was your weekend bitch how was our weekend I
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  Speaker 2: seen you this weekend we've been outside lately.
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  Speaker 1: We was outside we um we hosted uh Henny and
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  Speaker 1: Waffles they came to Charlotte It was a great time.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I had so much fun. I danced the
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  Speaker 1: whole time. Like, what's that song, I Just Wanna Rock? Baby,
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  Speaker 1: I got down low with that shit, and my thighs
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  Speaker 1: started burning.
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  Speaker 3: Bitch, you better than me.
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  Speaker 2: All I can say is go, go, go, go. All
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  Speaker 2: I can do is make noise for you, bitch, because
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  Speaker 2: them niggas be kneeing, okay?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you see me dropping it to the floor? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I had to ice my shit this morning. I had
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  Speaker 1: to ice my shit.
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  Speaker 2: Getting up was a little wobbly, but shit, you got
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  Speaker 2: down there, bitch, and you staying down there hands in
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  Speaker 2: the air.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did it. That's that liquor.
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  Speaker 1: That's that Don Julio Reposado had me down there that long.
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  Speaker 3: I bet I can't do it like that with a
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  Speaker 3: dick in me. Y'all bitches be.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, that's what should be niggas be talking about, how
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  Speaker 2: thick girls can't really take dick like that, because we be, like, compacted, okay?
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  Speaker 3: That's why we be short on the inside.
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  Speaker 2: What we got going on this week at Stupid Internet News, honey?
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  Speaker 1: So our cousin from South Carolina, shout out to South Carolina, Sumpter,
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  Speaker 1: John Moran.
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  Speaker 4: Sumpter.
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  Speaker 1: He showed out this past weekend. He went to, he
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  Speaker 1: got on IG Live and he appeared with a gun.
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  Speaker 3: On IG Live.
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  Speaker 1: Now, I know he in the NBA, but I think
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  Speaker 1: he thought he was young boy NBA.
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  Speaker 3: Because what is NBA young boy? Whatever his name is.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: He was on that shit.
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  Speaker 1: And it says that the Memphis Grizzlies point guard, John Morant,
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  Speaker 1: has apologized and deleted his Twitter and Instagram account following
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  Speaker 1: news that he will be away from the team for
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  Speaker 1: at least the next two games. But from what I understand,
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  Speaker 1: he is suspended for much longer than that.
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  Speaker 3: But he's only 23 years old.
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  Speaker 1: He from South Carolina, which means he with all that shit,
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  Speaker 1: you know. He with all of that. And, you know,
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  Speaker 1: he's a young man. We got to give him a
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  Speaker 1: little pass.
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  Speaker 3: And was it a legal gun or a legal gun,
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  Speaker 3: you know?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure it was a legal weapon, but it still
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  Speaker 1: doesn't make it okay for you to be out here.
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  Speaker 3: Like, you have an image to uphold being a.
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  Speaker 1: Player in the league. And you out there in fucking Memphis.
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  Speaker 1: And they really with that shit, too. So keep it cute.
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  Speaker 3: Take a lesson.
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  Speaker 1: You need to model your life after LeBron. That's really
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  Speaker 1: who you need to be like.
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  Speaker 2: I really feel like a lot of these guys, right,
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  Speaker 2: they come into this money. It's almost like winning the lottery.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: You're not going to change overnight. And that's why you
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  Speaker 2: need to be surrounded by people who know better. And
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  Speaker 2: you cannot be above reproach. Like, can't nobody tell you shit.
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  Speaker 2: These guys need guidance coming into the league and coming
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  Speaker 2: into that type of money. I mean, the same way
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  Speaker 2: you need a financial specialist and stuff like that. Like,
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  Speaker 2: you need a spiritual specialist, like somebody to help guide
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  Speaker 2: you in the right way. Because a lot of these
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  Speaker 2: guys are coming from single black moms.
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  Speaker 3: Let's be clear.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 3: He might have been the man in the house for
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  Speaker 3: a long time. Who knows, right? They make it to
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  Speaker 3: the league. No, no, no. I think his father is
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  Speaker 3: definitely a big part of his life. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: But he is a young nigga from South Carolina, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? And they got ego and, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the music.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and being in Memphis also, my thing is also,
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  Speaker 2: we not going to act like there has not been
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  Speaker 2: football and basketball players who have been, like, followed home
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  Speaker 2: and slain by locals. If he's living in Memphis, Memphis
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  Speaker 2: is not a safe space.
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  Speaker 5: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: So maybe he's trying to send a little bat signal,
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  Speaker 2: a little PSA out to any niggas trying to come through.
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  Speaker 3: But, yeah. Boy, you ain't like that no more. But
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  Speaker 3: that's just the wrong energy.
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  Speaker 1: Don't even worry about sending no bat signal because you
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  Speaker 1: sending out, you know, what you put out is what
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  Speaker 1: you get back.
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  Speaker 5: For sure.
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  Speaker 3: So you got to be careful with that shit.
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  Speaker 4: You just got some growing to do.
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  Speaker 1: And besides, don't nobody need to know what your weapon
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  Speaker 1: look like unless they trying to feel it.
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  Speaker 5: Period.
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  Speaker 3: Don't pull it out unless you about to use it. Right. Careless,
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  Speaker 3: just careless, young, dumb.
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  Speaker 1: Skip Bayless went on Undisputed and tried to make a
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  Speaker 1: connection between John Moran and the Crips.
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  Speaker 3: And Boosie came to, yeah, you're doing too much.
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  Speaker 1: So Boosie came to his defense and was like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: basically don't do that.
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  Speaker 3: He's just a young man and he made a mistake.
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  Speaker 1: Don't try to connect him on no gang activity because
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  Speaker 1: it ain't that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I bet you we can find a football, basketball player,
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  Speaker 2: baseball player taking pictures holding a rifle. You know, he's
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  Speaker 2: laying in the bed with the pistol head, big chain on.
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  Speaker 2: It's just different when black people do shit.
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  Speaker 6: Right?
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure there's many pictures out there of a celebrity, again,
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  Speaker 2: an athlete holding a gun.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 3: It's just different when we do it. It's just something else.
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  Speaker 1: But it's all about context, too, because if you out
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  Speaker 1: in the woods with hunting gear with a rifle.
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  Speaker 3: Who you hunting, though? Some of them hunting niggas. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: let's be clear. Yeah, I guess you're right. Who you hunting?
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  Speaker 4: We don't know. Anyway.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all just need to take it easy and stay out
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  Speaker 1: the public eye for a little while and refocus this
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  Speaker 1: energy on what he's good at, which is basketball.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 3: We love you, y'all. Hometown homie. You'll be all right.
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  Speaker 3: You'll get through this.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Your daddy need to get with you.
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  Speaker 3: Girl, so did you see this young man?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know where he's from. And he's not the
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  Speaker 2: first of his kind. But he's out here with seven children,
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  Speaker 2: seven different women. So he's basically saying he offered to
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  Speaker 2: pay for these abortions. These seven women, out of how
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  Speaker 2: many other women, he probably done ran up however he
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  Speaker 2: wanted to because he says he doesn't pull out. And
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  Speaker 2: he does take accountability, but he just don't give a
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  Speaker 2: fuck was his words exact. At what point do the
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  Speaker 2: women take accountability? Because I feel like, okay, he looks
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  Speaker 2: pretty young. I believe this guy's like in his 30s maybe.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't think I'm going to be smashing on
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  Speaker 2: a 30-something-year-old man with no history of anything successful who
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  Speaker 2: has seven kids, seven different women, and I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: let him put his raw penis in me.
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  Speaker 3: Like, where's the thought process?
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  Speaker 2: And he actually said, you know, the women are supposed
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  Speaker 2: to be responsible for this shit. Unfortunately, it's a double
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  Speaker 2: standard ass truth.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what a disgusting human being though, right? You
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  Speaker 1: just out here like, I pay for the abortion. If
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  Speaker 1: you don't want the abortion, it's on.
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  Speaker 5: You, bitch.
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  Speaker 2: The thing is, when a woman decides to have an abortion,
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  Speaker 2: does a man have a say so?
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  Speaker 3: Not at all. So this man is voicing his opinion saying, listen, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I got you pregnant, but I don't want this baby.
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  Speaker 3: Both of us, it took two to tangle.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all knew I didn't want any kids when I got
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  Speaker 2: you pregnant or when we had sex.
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  Speaker 3: Who's really responsible? But here's the thing. If you don't
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  Speaker 3: want kids, get a vasectomy, nigga.
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  Speaker 1: You can still be out here fucking doing all the
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  Speaker 1: nasty shit that you're doing and you don't have to
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  Speaker 1: create babies. And you say you take accountability, but where
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  Speaker 1: do you really take accountability? Just because you're acknowledging that
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  Speaker 1: you ain't, are you acknowledging that you.
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  Speaker 3: Just ain't shit?
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  Speaker 1: Because you ain't say that. I ain't hear you say,
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  Speaker 1: I just saying I ain't shit nigga.
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  Speaker 3: Right. You should have said that verbally and that would
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  Speaker 3: be accountability.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: He did take the time to say how the women
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  Speaker 2: that he did get.
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  Speaker 3: Pregnant are thoughts.
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  Speaker 2: I'm confused as how he's not a thought.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, he think he better than them.
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  Speaker 1: But you accountable nigga, you the worst of the worst.
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  Speaker 3: The thing is, is that, is he better than them?
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  Speaker 2: Because women, there's still going to be a woman, a
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  Speaker 2: decent woman probably, that'll let him bust it wide open.
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  Speaker 3: At what point do we take accountability?
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  Speaker 2: This is what I mean when I say, you can't
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  Speaker 2: blame women for a lot of shit. You can't because
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  Speaker 2: we set the standard. We set the standard so that
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  Speaker 2: we don't recognize that we are God here on earth.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? We're going to keep reducing
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  Speaker 2: ourselves to man. And we're just better than them. We're
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  Speaker 2: just better than men. It is what it is. And
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  Speaker 2: they know that too. That we're better than them. That's
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  Speaker 2: why they put us on the pedestal.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think they know.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's because we have lost the knowing. We have
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  Speaker 2: lost it. A lot of us collectively have forgotten... That
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  Speaker 2: we are that.
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  Speaker 4: We him.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, just off the strength of us keeping civilization going.
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  Speaker 3: Right. You know, means that we are the supreme being.
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  Speaker 1: But, yeah, we do need to take better accountability for
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  Speaker 1: our bodies with these men and stop letting a nigga
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  Speaker 1: just come in.
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  Speaker 3: That's wild.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we responsible for our tampons and condoms, child, because
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  Speaker 2: they ain't buying nothing. A man, he going to see
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  Speaker 2: what you going to allow first. They all try to
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  Speaker 2: sneak that little.
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  Speaker 3: That thing in you right quick and you.
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  Speaker 1: Gotta i know i say this often but i'm i'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna say it again skin make really good condoms it's
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  Speaker 1: called skin condoms they they they gonna be the closest
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  Speaker 1: thing to skin naked dick yeah so get you a
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  Speaker 1: box bitch it's seven ninety three seven dollars and ninety
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  Speaker 1: six cent bitch.
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  Speaker 3: Save you a whole lot of heartache and headache.
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  Speaker 2: It's the the ones is like the black box with
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  Speaker 2: like that orange gold looking color on them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, those are the best ones. This bitch has tried
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  Speaker 3: them all and she has rated them.
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  Speaker 2: And to make it feel even more real, get you
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  Speaker 2: a body that damn skin KY jelly.
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  Speaker 3: Let's be clear, okay?
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  Speaker 5: And it's lit.
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  Speaker 3: We need to try to get an ad for the ass, okay? Right.
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  Speaker 3: Speaking of dealing with a man.
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  Speaker 1: And being a woman and being accountable, Carisha over the
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  Speaker 1: weekend said, I don't want to get married because I
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  Speaker 1: feel like men are not faithful. And if I get married,
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  Speaker 1: that means I'm giving my life away to you. So
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: that means, like, I want to be with you for
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  Speaker 1: the rest of my life. That was my invitation to her.
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  Speaker 3: You got to say it with your nose closed. I mean, like,
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  Speaker 3: I want to get, that's how she be sounding.
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  Speaker 1: And then she doubled down on it the next day
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  Speaker 1: by tweeting that she wouldn't be sharing her next boyfriend. However,
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  Speaker 1: she also tweeted that she just wanted her man after
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: a long weekend. So it would appear that things are
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  Speaker 1: still fine between her and Diddy. But, I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: guess try, if you want to try the polygamy thing,
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  Speaker 1: at least get it out the way early so you
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  Speaker 1: know before you wail into your 30s whether you want
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  Speaker 1: to be the only one or the main or the
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  Speaker 1: side or whatever it is.
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  Speaker 2: So she still doesn't want to be married, but she
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  Speaker 2: would like a faithful man is what she's saying?
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  Speaker 3: What is she saying?
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  Speaker 1: She is saying that men are not faithful and that
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  Speaker 1: she don't want to be married because if she give
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  Speaker 1: her life to a nigga like that, she need him.
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  Speaker 3: To be faithful.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just trying to understand why men, both men and women,
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  Speaker 2: some of them, not all, don't realize that having a
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  Speaker 2: child with someone is the bigger commitment. Like getting married
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  Speaker 2: is not like the bigger commitment. Having to be responsible
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  Speaker 2: for another human being for the rest of your life
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  Speaker 2: and having to either co-parent or deal with somebody because
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  Speaker 2: this is this person's father or mother for the rest
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  Speaker 2: of your life is the bigger commitment. You might as
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  Speaker 2: well get married because you can get divorced. You can't
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  Speaker 2: divorce them. I mean, technically, you can divorce them, fucking Sharon. But,
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  Speaker 2: you know, are you going to?
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  Speaker 3: That's a bigger responsibility.
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  Speaker 2: So now here you are, two kids in, two dads.
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  Speaker 2: I think the oldest child's father passed away. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I'll default. Yeah, I'll default. You know, if she didn't
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  Speaker 2: have any other kids, she'd still be a single parent anyway.
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  Speaker 2: But I think the real thing we need to discuss
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  Speaker 2: is just making better choices and better partner selection.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: Like the first time you had the baby, that's cool, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: The second kid should be your husband.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly. Girls don't always work like that, though. It doesn't
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  Speaker 3: always work like that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think any woman goes into a situation just
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  Speaker 2: signing up to be a baby mama.
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  Speaker 3: That's not what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 2: But we know life is just easier when everybody in
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  Speaker 2: the same fucking household.
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  Speaker 3: That's all.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. You know?
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  Speaker 2: And, like, I don't understand how men, like, this guy
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  Speaker 2: with the seven kids, like, how do you expect to
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  Speaker 2: ever get ahead in life? You've now essentially let your
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  Speaker 2: dick make a slave out of you.
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  Speaker 3: Like, how do you expect to get a million dollars?
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  Speaker 1: He said that dick ain't slaving him, them kids. He said,
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  Speaker 1: fuck them kids. Man, no. Is that against the law?
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  Speaker 1: Shouldn't he be in jail or something like that?
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  Speaker 3: For not paying child support, at least. He needs to
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  Speaker 3: sign over his parental rights. Just do that.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: You know, who's stopping you from signing over your parental rights?
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  Speaker 2: But see, the women still want to have ties to
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  Speaker 2: these men.
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  Speaker 1: Just get a vasectomy, my nigga. Like, for real, you
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  Speaker 1: don't even have to ski off kids.
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  Speaker 2: Girl, my homeboy, he actually got his shit reversed, but
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  Speaker 2: he got a vasectomy after him and his wife had
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  Speaker 2: three kids.
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  Speaker 3: The vasectomy cost.
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  Speaker 2: Him $ 50, you know, insurance, paying his deductible, $ 50. Guess
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  Speaker 2: how much it cost to get it reversed so they
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  Speaker 2: can have another child? How much? $ 8, 000 to have it reversed.
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  Speaker 2: And they did have another baby recently.
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  Speaker 3: Well, shit.
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  Speaker 1: You mean it's a firm decision to cut a line
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  Speaker 1: off your nutsack?
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  Speaker 3: You're so stupid.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's better than making a woman be on
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  Speaker 2: birth control for the rest of her life or getting
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  Speaker 2: her tubes tied. Because we know women start going into
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  Speaker 2: menopause after you start messing with your reproductive system.
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  Speaker 3: You know?
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 1: And then it's just so much easier for them to
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  Speaker 1: get a vasectomy too.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And it could be reversed. You know?
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 4: So, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Carisha Child, just make your next one your best one.
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  Speaker 2: That's all I can say.
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  Speaker 3: And maybe even.
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  Speaker 1: I really feel like it should be like a thing
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  Speaker 1: where they just You know how, like, girls get their
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: periods at a certain time? I feel like boys should
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: just go ahead and start with vasectomy.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 3: That's terrible. And then get it reversed when they're ready
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  Speaker 3: to be dads. That shit would change everything. They did
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  Speaker 3: come out with a birth control, though, recently. For men?
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Male birth control. I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: What is it?
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know what the name of it is, but
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: I saw a headline that said they did have, like,
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: a male birth control pill now.
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: So maybe men can do that. But, you know, they're not.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: These niggas wouldn't remember to take they shit.
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: They'd be like, oh, God. I know this bitch is
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: going to be pretty. Imagine how many out here not
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: taking their vowel tracks on time.
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: What's that?
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: Herpes, bitch. Girl, I'm thinking about Valium. I'm like, that
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: guy ain't tired. Heady to get high.
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: Listen.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: We have a super funny nigga on We Talk Back
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: this week, y'all.
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, y'all.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: We got Nav on. This nigga so funny. Y'all stay tuned.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back after we pay these bills.
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: All right, y'all. We back.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: And y'all know we like to key, key, key. We
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: talk back. So we got a funny nigga today. He's
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: a comedian, actor, and.
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: Currently studying theology, right? Dab Green. We talk back.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: Thank you for joining us.
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: I haven't been introduced a few times, but I think
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: that's the best one. He's a funny nigga.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: What about him? I'm a black wolf king.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: All right, king.
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: Thank you. Going for it.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: Funny king.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: We got a nab green king. What's up, man?
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: I'm happy to be here. Thank you for joining us.
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: What's up?
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: So you're a comedian, right? That's your main job, right?
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: Some may say.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Some may say. How did you get into that?
• 16:25
  Speaker 6: I think it was like just growing up. I always
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: wanted to, you know, I like entertaining the class and
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: entertaining the school.
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: Flash clown? Yeah. Well, I wouldn't call it that.
• 16:37
  Speaker 6: That's what, you know, teachers call it, that type of shit.
• 16:40
  Speaker 6: They put a clown on it.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: Did you change classes or you was in the same
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: class all day?
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: Actually, the AP classes I was taking up. Oh, okay. Okay.
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: AP stands for advanced placement.
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: The classes I was doing, we actually changed schools from
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: time to time. Because we would go to the colleges
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: and take up some of the courses as well. So
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: by the time I graduated from high school, shit, I
• 17:08
  Speaker 6: think I already had 14 college credits.
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: Okay. Yep.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: So did you go to college after that?
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I dropped out. So I ended my college
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: career with 15 credits. I'm just talking.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: All right, so you toured with 85 South, right?
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, when they let me.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: How did that come about?
• 17:31
  Speaker 6: Man, it really was like being around, you know, Lowe's, Fly, Clayton,
• 17:39
  Speaker 6: even Chico. Like, you know, all of us was in the,
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: you know, around the same parts, in the same stages
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: and stuff like that. So once they took off, I
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: honestly thought they forgot about me.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: Tell us about it.
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: It's getting real. I thought they had forgot about me then.
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: They sent me a text. They said, bro, what you
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: doing this weekend? I said, nothing. They were like, we
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: want you to come on the road. And that shit
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: changed my life.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: God is good.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: He great.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: At least 85 South is good.
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: Amen, amen. God is good. 85 South is good.
• 18:18
  Speaker 6: But Carlos, that nigga was great to me.
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: I don't even thank God I wanted him.
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: To help me, but he helped me. No, I'll just say, man,
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: it's like, it's so much to the point, it's like
• 18:31
  Speaker 6: a big family. As far as not even just like
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: the people that you see on camera, the people behind
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: the camera, then they bring other people in. It's like,
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: everybody get along. There don't be no egos, no type
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: of shit like that.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: So it'd be like, it'd be cool. So that'd be
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: like the right place for people.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: That's good when you have a team.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Now let me ask you this, doing stand-up, Have you ever,
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: I feel like all comedians have that moment where nobody
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: laughs at they shit. You ever had a cricket moment
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: where everybody looking at you on stage like, what is
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: this nigga even talking about?
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: I think early when I first started, my first few
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: months of.
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: Comedy, I was, I think I was exceeding the expectations.
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: I think I was looking at comedy was way easier
• 19:15
  Speaker 6: than it, you know what I'm saying, was supposed to be.
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: So when people would try to give me advice, I
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: wouldn't listen like, Yeah, that shit probably happened to y'all,
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: not me. So it was one time, I had did
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: this spot, it was an older crowd.
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: So the promoter, he was like, yeah, hey, be.
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: Careful, don't go up there with all the, you know,
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: the cussing, like, you know, like, it's an older crowd.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: I'm like, well, get the fuck out of my face.
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: I know what I'm doing.
• 19:41
  Speaker 6: When I went up there, and I think it was
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: so bad to the point, I was hearing forks, scrape plates, like,
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: you know, what I'm saying? That's how I know it
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: was quiet as fuck. Like, I could tell what the
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: nigga was cutting with his fork. I was like, that
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: nigga just, I said, that steak soft as a motherfucker.
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: He didn't use a butter knife. He just cut his
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: steak with a fork. But nah, after that, I needed
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: that though.
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: That was like, all right. it's a lot you got
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: to learn with it. And a lot of people, you
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: got to take this stand-up comedy serious. Like, if you're
• 20:13
  Speaker 6: going to do it, and that's not even with comedy,
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: that's with anything like podcasting, like, you know, interviewing, all
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: that type of stuff. It's stuff that we always can
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: learn if we, like, apply ourselves. But if we don't,
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: you're going to stay stagnant and you're not going to
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: be ready for another level to reach if you don't
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: be ready for that type of stuff.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: You one of those comedians that feel some type of
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: way about.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: The Instagram comedians?
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: Hell no.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: You be doing that too? Or you even transition easily?
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: Hey, I get money with anybody. I don't give a
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: damn what they doing as long as it don't stop
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: what I'm doing. But it's like a lot of people
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: don't realize there's so much money out here.
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: But you know what it only happens on? Like on
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: the black side. Man, they don't be complaining. Do you
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: hear that? Shit, Adam Sandler complaining about them white TikTok stars?
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: Hell no, he don't give a damn.
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: Not saying I'm Adam Sandler, but I'm saying, like, it
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: just be like them conversations that never happens.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: So it's like, it shouldn't happen on our side. There's
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: so much money everywhere. And Instagram, doing, coming on Instagram,
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: that shit hard, too. Yeah. Coming up with creative skits
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: and keep....
• 21:22
  Speaker 6: Feeding that content, that beast, and you seeing them comments
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: right there. At the comedy club, you might not make
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: everybody laugh, but you might not hear them four people
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: to say, ah, that nigga went shit. But then you
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: put that Instagram video, they'll leave that shit on your page, man,
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: this video ain't shit.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: You see?
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: And everybody see it.
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: Nigga, you can read. So that shit work both ways.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Now, have you ever had someone take a joke too
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: seriously and want to beef with you after the show? Like,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: I saw DC had two piece of nigga before because
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: of something he said.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: No, not necessarily. Like, me, I try to refrain from Like,
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: you know, saying anything that might upset people. I try
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: not to even talk about people in the crowd. I
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: do a lot of clean church jokes. Like, that's my
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: type of style. I do that type of comedy.
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: Church jokes?
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: Tell me one.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: I want to hear a church joke.
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: Oh, there's a lot of shit I say. I don't...
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: I can't just, you know....
• 22:22
  Speaker 6: Dial in on one joke, I'm just like, a lot
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: of people don't do clean comedy, and that's the only
• 22:28
  Speaker 6: comedy I choose to do. No profanity, no sexualized jokes.
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: I just don't like that type of shit. I don't
• 22:37
  Speaker 6: like that. I don't like to do that fuck shit
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: comedy I like.
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: To just be clean you know I like that everybody
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: can enjoy my jokes from 3 to 89 you know
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: what I'm saying so if I curse in my jokes
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: everybody can't come to my motherfucking show so that's why
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: I'm a clean comedy.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Somebody asked me yesterday have you ever said anything you
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: regret saying like any jokes you regret doing.
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: Probably I don't know Like, you know what I'm saying? Like,
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: every day I'm a new person.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: Like, I shouldn't have said that.
• 23:15
  Speaker 6: Um.
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: No regrets?
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, not right on time. Yeah.
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: Y'all making me think, nah, this shit gonna happen where
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: I regret something. But nah, right now in this state,
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: I really don't... I think it's like sometimes, you know,
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: when we're on.
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: Stage, we might go too far. Well, we could have
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: started like, nah, that's a little bit too far. But shit, nah.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: It is what it is.
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: As long as the people laughing, I don't think you're
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: ever really going too far. I try not on a
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: serious tip, though, like how we talk. You know how
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: we might say, you know, call like, sometimes people like
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: think just because you say the word bitch that you're
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: talking about a female.
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: Or should I say a woman? Because now you can't
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: even say female.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: You can't.
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: No, man. There's some women who don't like that. And
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: I didn't know that. That's a lot of stuff I'm learning.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: Because a female, like a woman, is a female human.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: Female could be a dog.
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: Right. They said, oh, my God. I can't believe he
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: just called that. I'm like, what the fuck I saying?
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that. You taught me something new.
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: You cannot say that.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: You don't tell me.
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: Look it up.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: So you got to say female woman or just don't
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: say female?
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: No, you got to say woman.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Okay, I heard people have a problem with that now, too.
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they got a problem with that.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because nobody says these males be on some shit.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: Nobody says that, but they be like, these females ain't shit.
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: They said it could be a female anything.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: They want to generalize it.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: That's fair.
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: On that type of stuff, you got to be careful
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: when you're saying that type of stuff. But of course,
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: what I was getting at, if I use the word bitch,
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: I'm not necessarily talking about a woman.
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: Like, bitch might just be a terminology of a person.
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Man, I'm going, this bitch cut me off. That
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: ain't necessarily talking about no woman. Was it a woman, though? No,
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: it was a bitch-ass nigga who cut me off. I
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: just was summarizing my sentence. So I just thought.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: You know one thing I wish that would change? Like,
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: people would be like, stop saying... Oh, you acting like
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: a bitch. Oh, you acting pussy. Cause pussy is real
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: fucking strong. Okay.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: So a lot of things we be saying is like,
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: like is related to women is actually, actually some masculine shit.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Like men are catty too. Men argue, men start shit,
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: men be hating.
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: Right. Yeah.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: So how is that always.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: Exclusive to like a woman characteristic?
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: And it's okay for a man to be emotional and
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: be vulnerable.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: If y'all emotional with each other, y'all be like, man,
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: you acting like a little bitch right now.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: Oh, I see what you're saying.
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: Really, you acting like a man right now.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: It depends on the words you use after that. The adjectives. Yeah.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: Adjectives matter. So it's the adjectives and adverbs. That's what matters. Okay,
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: that's fair.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: Be like bad bitch.
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, if you acting like a bitch, now describe what
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: kind of bitch you acting like.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: But if you say a bitch ass nigga.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: Or a stupid bitch.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: That's right in words.
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like, that takes a different person.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: What about a little bitch?
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: That could be a short bitch. A little bitty bitch?
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: That could be a bitch under four feet or something
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: like that. Because you can't use that other word, so
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: now it's like, is that better saying that?
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: How tall are you?
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: Well, it depends.
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: On a good day, I'd be like 5'11. On a
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: regular day, like when I got on my shoes, I'm
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: about 6'2.
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: Period. 6'10. Shit, fuck it.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Now, do you have an experience on tour with 85
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: South where shit got real wild? Like, share that with us.
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: Shit. I think we was in Minnesota or was it?
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: Or Milwaukee. I wasn't on stage, though.
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: You got to be careful in the Midwest.
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: It was Moneybag. He was on stage. And this girl,
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: she got up there, uh... And she would dance and
• 27:05
  Speaker 6: have to lift her dress up and all that. Like,
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: it was crazy. We thought she was going under. I
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: think it was right after the Dave Chappelle shit when
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: that shit happened out there. But the thing about it,
• 27:17
  Speaker 6: me and Moneybag, we opened up the show.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: Now, 85 South.
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: They tour with like 10 security guards. All those big,
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: swole type motherfuckers. This is real niggas. They got big security.
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: They have security to protect them. You see what I'm saying?
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: So with the security, they are... Chico, DC, and Carlos security.
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: Y'all niggas like y'all old.
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, me and Moneybagg found that shit out the hard way.
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: When that motherfucker ran on stage, I was like, hey, security, security.
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: They look at us, shit, niggas gonna help us.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: I was like, dang.
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: So, nigga, that's when I realized, dude, I said, hey, man,
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: we got to get us some motherfucking money because we
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: need to have us one. At least one nigga.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: At least one nigga.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Even if we have.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: To goddamn just throw a nigga a little something after
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: the show. Just bring your man right there and look
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: to him.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: Really. All right.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Tell us who's your Mount Rushmore of comedy. Like, the
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: four people that you look up to most and admire most.
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: And why.
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: Now, see, with my list, it's not going to be
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: like the, you know, everybody.
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: Always be like, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, that type of shit.
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: Like, that's easy to say because, you know what I'm saying,
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: you don't hurt everybody else to say it. But me, personally,
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: two of my favorite comedians, like, I do shows with,
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: and that's Carlos Miller.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: Carlos Miller is one of my favorite comedians.
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: That nigga's a beast. Kelly K. and Kelly K. Doe.
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: Them two. Clayton English. He on my Mount Rushmore. And
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: Dave Chappelle.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's a good mountain.
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: And the reason why it's like a lot of people,
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: it's easy.
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: I would say like Kevin Hart and all those type
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: of people that we see, like, but you know what
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: I'm saying? When you see somebody like, we didn't see
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: Kevin Hart. I see Kevin Hart, he already was successful. Like,
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: I done seen Carlos and Clayton and K-Dub in those
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: rooms where man, motherfuckers don't make it out that room
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: if you ain't funny. And I seen them on big
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: stages as well. So it's like, okay, I can see
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: this the type of route, type of shit, even though
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: them other comedians do it, but I didn't see it.
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: I just see you niggas now, so it's like, shit. Right.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the first time I saw Carlos Miller would probably
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: be at the top of my list, too. He was
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: opening for Mike Epps, and that nigga was way funnier
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: than Mike Epps.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: Hey, man, you said it.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Mike Epps is really funny, too, though.
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: That nigga be telling the same jokes. Let's be clear.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: Don't do Mike Epps.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: I didn't say anything wrong. I just said you said it.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: They be cheating in comedy, dog.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: They have the same fucking, like, skits.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: No, I mean, they go on tour, they say some
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: of the same things. Yeah, but you can't make.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: A TV, um.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Comedy show and then also doing that around the country.
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: What is the new content?
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: Sometimes they are. That's what they're doing around the country.
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: But sometimes when people come to hear that joke, particular joke,
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: they'll get mad. Hey, man, you didn't do the goddamn 35, 57. Yeah.
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: But no, like a lot of times you'll see sometimes
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: when people get on them shows and that's where you
• 30:41
  Speaker 6: will see where you stand in comedy as well. And
• 30:43
  Speaker 6: I think that helps when we get on those type
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: of shows. Mm-hmm.
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Now, outside of your Mount Rushmore, who would you most
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: like to work with in your career?
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: Probably Dave Chappelle. Yeah. I want to work with him.
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: We just met Dave.
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we did.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: He was in Charleston. The tour ended.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, his comedy tour with Chris Rock.
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: Y'all just pulled up on him?
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we pulled up backstage.
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: Oh, man!
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: Newport is going crazy, though.
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, that nigga, he a chain smoker. I see
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: him when I see him on stage when he performing.
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: That nigga smoke six cigarettes. He didn't finish one joke.
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: Damn! Is this a motherfucking cigarette commercial or what? That
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: nigga ain't even introduced himself.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: He ain't a big check for no cigarettes. I wonder
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: what types he smoke.
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: That's how I know Damien real, because he smoke them
• 31:38
  Speaker 6: like a real nigga. You can tell he don't really hang.
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: He hang around white people, but he still smoke like
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: a nigga.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: My nigga smoke.
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: Show us. Hit that motherfucking cigarette.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: All right, tell us how you balance life. All right,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: so as a comedian, you have to travel a lot.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: How do you balance family life? Because I heard you
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: say earlier you have a little girl 12 years old.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: How do you balance family life with your career?
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: Man, it's easy shit. They got mamas. That ain't fair.
• 32:09
  Speaker 6: Nah, but honestly, like, when I can, I always spend
• 32:15
  Speaker 6: time with my daughter, though.
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying? On some real.
• 32:18
  Speaker 6: Like, because, you know, that money, yeah, that'd be good
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: because the mamas want that.
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: But them kids, they be needing that time.
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: Why you say the mamas want that?
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: Like, shit, they don't give a fuck.
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: Where you going and what you got to do. You
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: better send that goddamn money.
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but the kid needs the money as well.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but the kid don't know how much money they need.
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: The mama know exactly how much money you supposed to send.
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: All of it. Yeah, all of it. Send all the money, nigga.
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: But I think that helps too as well, like me
• 32:50
  Speaker 6: being around my kids and being around my family.
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: That give me.
• 32:55
  Speaker 6: Things to talk about. Like I'm still... having life issues.
• 32:59
  Speaker 6: So it ain't like I'm so far away where like,
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: shit nigga, I still know what's going on. I still
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: know what they doing in schools and shit. Kids be
• 33:07
  Speaker 6: putting on that stupid ass music when they get in
• 33:09
  Speaker 6: the car.
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: I know all the new rappers. I know what not
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: to listen to.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: How many kids you got?
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: Two.
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: Girls, both girls?
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: Both girls. You a hoe. No, I just had to.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: And the reason why I say that is because I
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: don't want nobody watching like.
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: Nigga, the test finna come back. I don't want nobody.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, you got a maybe idea?
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: You got a maybe, baby?
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: Men who have them daughters?
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: If a woman ain't never made you cry, boy, one
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: of them daughters gonna make your ass cry.
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: They already done made me cry.
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: Nah, but I think Having a girl, like it opened
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: up a different side of you anyway. Like at first,
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: don't get me wrong, I wanted boys. But I'm glad, man,
• 33:53
  Speaker 6: because I had to realize boys don't give a fuck
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: about their dad.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Not the same way girls do.
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, not how them girls do.
• 34:00
  Speaker 6: Because I realized, like, I think when I turned four, like,
• 34:03
  Speaker 6: I was off my dad, like, nigga, get.
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: The fuck off.
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: Four?
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Not four.
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: But, like, my mama, I'm always, you know, like, but
• 34:11
  Speaker 6: them girls and they daddies.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: Right, they love you.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: I definitely love my daddy. He can't do no wrong.
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: Me too.
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: And that nigga ain't shit, but he cannot do no wrong.
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: That's why I need, that's why I don't want a boy.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: My son, that nigga hate the shit out of me.
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: My dad ain't shit.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: He ain't funny at all.
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: My daughter's watching shit. Man, my little girl.
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: Man, what's so crazy? I was doing something on YouTube
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: because I had to pull it up. You couldn't tell
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: her I wasn't on TV.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: She's like, dad on TV, dad on TV.
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: Her mama trying to explain. I said, I don't do
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: that hating ass shit.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: It's on the TV. She's like, technically.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: My dad was on TV yesterday.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: Right, period.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: What show you love?
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: I was like, hey, man.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: All right, so we want to play a game with
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: you called Would You Rather.
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: Oh, I thought y'all were going to talk about some
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: other shit. I was like, cut the camera off then.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: I was playing a game with Big Ben.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Just so us and our listeners can get to know
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: you a little bit better.
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: All right, bet.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: All right, so it's just going to be this or that.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: You pick which one you would prefer and then tell
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: us why.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: So the first one is a vacation or a staycation.
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: All right. Not that I'm slow. What's the difference?
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: So a vacation is somewhere away.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: A staycation is like somewhere close by, like home, like
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: going to like a hotel and having a staycation solo.
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: Man, a vacation? Man, that sounds like some weirdo ass shit,
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: a staycation.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: No, it's like healing for you. Sometimes you just need
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: to be away from everything.
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: You better get you a bigger apartment, a bigger house,
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: and go in the other damn room wasting all that
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: money talking about a staycation.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: Some people don't know the city they in. You know
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: what I'm saying? Visitors know your city better than you do.
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: Right. Vacation me. And why?
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: He trying to fuck up some balconies.
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to see the world.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: Are you a nighttime person or daytime?
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: I'm a nighttime person.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: What time you be getting up?
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: Getting up? I might get up around 10, 9, 11.
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: It all depends.
• 36:24
  Speaker 6: But nighttime, I like to just stay up at night.
• 36:27
  Speaker 6: But I ain't going to lie, what we feel and realize,
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: the morning be lit.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: You wake up early, that shit.
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: So sometimes I'll wake up just to put on Twitter,
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: rise and grind, and I go back to sleep. I
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: wake up about 300 foot and I retweeted that shit.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: I was like, oh, them foes up in the attic.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: Let me start my day, hit me about 12. Go
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: play my numbers.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: So rich and famous or rich and unknown?
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: Damn, now that's hard.
• 36:58
  Speaker 6: And the only reason I'm going to say hard, Because, like,
• 37:01
  Speaker 6: at times, shit, you can't go wrong. I thought you
• 37:04
  Speaker 6: was going to say broken or something. Shit, rich, that's
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: the key.
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: Right. I would go with rich and famous.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Why? Really?
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: And the reason why I say that, because, like, rich
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: and unknown, like, I think in the field that we in, like,
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: you don't want to be rich and unknown.
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but just imagine if you grew up in a
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: fluid family. There's money. Would you still want to do comedy?
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: If you always grew up with a whole lot of money,
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: would you still want to make people laugh?
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't have shit to talk about. How?
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Nigga, if you want to go explore every ocean in
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: the damn world for the next three months, you can
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: do that.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: That's freedom.
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: If I grew up rich, I want to face some
• 37:47
  Speaker 6: of the shit I knew about and been around some
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: of the people I grew up around.
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm trying to say.
• 37:52
  Speaker 6: So like me growing up in the neighborhoods I grew
• 37:55
  Speaker 6: up around, we had to be funny. I'm seeing people
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: that was funny.
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: If you grow up rich, Ain't shit to laugh about
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: but the poor people that you have. You saw that
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: poor motherfucker come to school today? I would talk different.
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: I'd be so fluent. I'd be wearing pants to my
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: ankles like my other homeboys who grew up. You know
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: what I'm saying?
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: I got a homeboy right now got a suit and
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: his goddamn pant leg come up. pull your shoes up
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: so like when you get when you grow up rich
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: you dress different like them niggas they gotta wear suits
• 38:33
  Speaker 6: and shit all the time hell no you don't like
• 38:36
  Speaker 6: suits not all the time i got a homeboy he
• 38:39
  Speaker 6: wore a suit to the basketball court like he that's
• 38:41
  Speaker 6: just how he dressed to.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: Play his name thad thad Nigga slide.
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: Thaddeus.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: Thaddeus, yeah.
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: Thaddeus.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: That's a rich and solid name, okay? Thaddeus sounds kind
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: of wealthy to me.
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm. For sure.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: So be embarrassed or be afraid?
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: Embarrassed, man.
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: You just got to do it, right?
• 39:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because being embarrassed, you could get over that. But
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: being afraid, motherfucker, you're going to remember who was a
• 39:12
  Speaker 6: scary motherfucker. Man, that motherfucker was so scared the other day.
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: They talk about it so nervously. But embarrassed, like, man,
• 39:21
  Speaker 6: that nigga might not come around. Then when you show up, like, oh,
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: you done got over that little.
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: Shit, huh? You pissed on yourself. You pissed on yourself
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: the other day, nigga. I know you're embarrassed. Man, I
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: was drunk. Cool. But if you was goddamn scared, they
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: gonna remember that shit three months down when you get drunk,
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: and they be like, man, let me tell you about
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: this scary motherfucker. I'd rather be embarrassed, because after that
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: first time, you get over that shit.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: Liquor or weed?
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: Liquor.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Easy.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: You don't smoke?
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: No, I don't really smoke.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: No shrooms?
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: Who done told you so?
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: You riding the rainbow?
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: I done tried a shroom or two before. But see,
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: I don't really know how to do drugs, so I
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: ain't take it right.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: How'd you take it?
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: I just bit that motherfucker. I don't eat shrimps.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: You can eat them. You know, because they do like
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: the candy bars. I put mine in tea, though.
• 40:15
  Speaker 6: I didn't take the right amount of quantity. I just
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: bit that motherfucker like, yeah, that's enough.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: And you had no experience.
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah. So, motherfucker, like, no, you got to take, no, bitch,
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: I ain't taking that much of nothing.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: You got to, you got to weigh it just.
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: Like weed, man. You got to measure it. No, I
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: get me feel like.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: 3.5.
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: Something happened to me and motherfucker just started recording now.
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: Now you're embarrassed.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: I'm a lying nigga.
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: Singing Taylor Swift or something.
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: Making my way downtown.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: Nah.
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: You know what my song is? What's that? I don't need,
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: hold on, I'm tripping. Party in the U.S.A. Who's singing that?
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: Hilary Duff. Oh, yeah. That's my shit. That's who I am.
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: Sing it. Party in the U.S.A. In a Jay-Z song,
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: come on. Oh, yeah.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: In a Jay-Z song, come on. That's my shit, too.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Bros or hoes?
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: Hoes.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: I thought niggas said bros before hoes.
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man. You see them niggas ain't.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: Been doing shit. You ain't got no M.O.B.
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: Tattoo? Man, hell no. Them niggas ain't been doing shit
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: since they came up with that shit, bros before hoes.
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: Fuck that. Give me them hoes. I'll get a new bro. Shit.
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: Bros ain't shit. If they bros, there'll still be bros
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: after the hoes. Damn, bro, I'm calling you all day.
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: Where you at? Where the hoes, nigga? Shit, why you
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: ain't hit me, nigga? The hoes came first. Now I
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: can come take you where they at. Period.
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: It all depends, though. I ain't gonna necessarily like say,
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: you know what I'm saying? Certain situations is different.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: But I think everything a man does in life is
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: for the hoes. If it's not, I'm not calling your
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: mom a hoe.
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: Just women, period.
• 42:05
  Speaker 6: And that makes total sense. The way a nigga dress,
• 42:08
  Speaker 6: the car a nigga want.
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: Some of these niggas do be trying to attract niggas.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: The Hellcats, that's for niggas. That's not for women.
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: No, no. Some women like to hit that motherfucking engine.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: You right.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: Some military wives.
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: Military wives.
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: Military hoes.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: No.
• 42:29
  Speaker 6: But it's certain shit, like, you know what I'm saying?
• 42:32
  Speaker 6: To get acknowledgement from a nigga, like, it depends on
• 42:34
  Speaker 6: what a, hey, I don't know. I don't care what
• 42:37
  Speaker 6: a nigga think. Now, a woman, and a woman be like,
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: why you got that car? What's wrong with it? But
• 42:45
  Speaker 6: if a nigga be like, why you got that car? Man,
• 42:47
  Speaker 6: he whole love this type of shit.
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying?
• 42:49
  Speaker 6: Like anything, you can say something about a woman to
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: justify anything while you doing like, nigga, I'm ugly as shit,
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: but he whole love these shoes.
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: And that's all that matters.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: I got my nigga, he would have his barber giving
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: him like a little chin strap looking beard.
• 43:06
  Speaker 6: Like, what?
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: You don't grow your shit all the way down here.
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: Like, that's what it's supposed to be. Start growing that
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: shit out.
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: And then he was like, man, that shit look nice, man. Yeah,
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: women be knowing. Men don't know shit until they get
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: a good woman.
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: You don't know how to dress, wipe your ass.
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: No, I'm going to tell you.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: That's the thing. Y'all don't be knowing how to wipe
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: y'all ass.
• 43:23
  Speaker 6: Sometimes no women will dress you how they want you.
• 43:26
  Speaker 6: So another bitch know, oh, he off the market. Because
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: you see how certain niggas dress, be like, oh, that.
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: Nigga got an old lady. Mine.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: My man, my man.
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: If he got them brunch boots on and shit like that.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Like, oh, yeah.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: Not brunch boots.
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: Little brim hat, all that type of shit. Oh, yeah,
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: he married.
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: Some niggas dress like that on their own. Somebody told
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: him that was fly.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: Sight or sound?
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: Like, would you prefer to have, if you had to
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: choose between which one, which one would you keep?
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: My sight. I want to see. I don't want to
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: hear half that fuck shit they be talking about. I
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: don't want to hear that shit. Sight, I can still
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: read lips and, you know, sometimes can get something out
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: of it. But if you lose your goddamn sight and
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: you take out a hill, Because sometimes a motherfucker sounds
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: so good and they be looking ugly as a motherfucker.
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: Fat niggas. You talking about fat niggas? I was thinking
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: fat girls.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: We're not going to do no fat shaming.
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: I'm a fat nigga, so I'm like, shit.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: Nah, you plus size.
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: Call me fat. Don't call me that nigga. Call me fat.
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: Don't call me no fucking plus size. Y'all using the
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: wrong adjective. You just like Husky. What about that? I'll
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: take Husky.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: You should shop in the Husky section.
• 44:55
  Speaker 6: I went through different phases of my life where I
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: got chubby, then I dropped weight, then I got back chubby.
• 45:01
  Speaker 6: But when I was 89 years old, I was husky.
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: I used to get all my bugle boy.
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: Pants in husky.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: You had to get them taped at the bottom? Yeah,
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: a little hem.
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: I went 18 huskies. I went 18 huskies. I think
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: I was 6D. Money or love? Shit, money. You can
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: buy some love.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: You cannot buy love.
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: That's not real. I love you and this money.
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: Bitches be loving rich niggas all the time. That need
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: be ugly.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: But not just for money.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: You would want someone who just love you for your money?
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: The money will get you in the door. Then she
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: will fall in love. Like, oh, this ugly nigga got
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: a little personality. But if you ain't got no money,
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: that bitch will never see that shit. She'll never know
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: how good of a person you are. Oh, this nigga
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: a philanthropist. This nigga love kids. But he had to
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: have that money for her to even know any of
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: that shit.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: See, that's why, that's exactly why I feel like men
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: should only have access to the women.
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: They could acquire before the money.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: That's the bitch you deserve. Because see, money come with women.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: You add water for instant swag.
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: Why would a nigga work so hard to get a
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: bitch he could have gotten broke? Shit, nigga. That's the
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: bitch you deserve. Bitch, I don't work too hard to
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: be fucking with you. I'm a real bad bitch.
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: This is exactly, look, men are way more shallow than women.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: Cause you ain't about to catch no like super fine
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: ass nigga with a regular looking woman, but you always
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: see a super fine ass woman with an ugly nigga
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: with the check.
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: It all depends.
• 46:47
  Speaker 6: But man, if you got them go to the club,
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: you don't have fun drinking and shit like that and
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: VIP section.
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: And it ain't yours. You can trick a fine bitch,
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: get her pregnant, now she.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: What? Trick a fine bitch, get her pregnant.
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: Damn, man, my baby daddy, I got the wrong one.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: This one ain't shit. It was at home, boy, with
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: the money.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: Gotta get an exchange.
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: It wasn't his section. See?
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: That's why it's important to wait, ladies.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta see all the niggas first.
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: Oh. Um.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: Would you want to change the future? Excuse me. Would
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: you want to see the future or change the past?
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: That's a good question. I would want to change the past.
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: Because what if I see the future and see some
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: fucked up shit about to happen? Like, damn.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: You should have the opportunity to change it, right?
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: Oh, I can change it?
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: No, not the future. If you can see the future,
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: what you do right now, because this is why you should.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: It depends on what it is.
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: So if I see the future, I can stop some shit.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: Right, if you can see it.
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: Okay, I don't want to see the future, because I can't...
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: The shit that happened in the past, it probably made
• 47:57
  Speaker 6: and shaped the way it should be. If I can
• 48:00
  Speaker 6: see the future and stop some dramatic and traumatic things
• 48:04
  Speaker 6: from happening, let me stop it.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: What about going back and changing slavery and shit?
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: Nah.
• 48:09
  Speaker 6: That shit made us, I ain't gonna say we needed
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: that type of shit, but it showed how strong black
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: people were. No matter what you threw at us, you
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: couldn't stop a hole. Them folks really thought they could
• 48:22
  Speaker 6: kill us off.
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: They still trying.
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: It's like anything that's thrown at us, we bounce back.
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: We overcome it. So it's something like that. If it
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: was the other way around, that shit.
• 48:38
  Speaker 6: it wouldn't be a number of black people in this country.
• 48:40
  Speaker 6: Because they couldn't take some of the shit we.
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: Endured.
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: Nah, for real.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: Because right now, like, with the economy and shit, those
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: suicides going up.
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: And, like, just.
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: We used to be living fucked up.
• 48:54
  Speaker 6: Black people, like, we make fun of any damn thing. Like,
• 48:58
  Speaker 6: we find joy out of anything.
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: Like, we... Like... Negro spirituals.
• 49:03
  Speaker 6: Them even coming up with Negro spirituals and shit like that. Man,
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: white people would have been so bored in them damn
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: cotton fields. They could have made a song and get
• 49:13
  Speaker 6: them through the motherfucking aisles and they'd.
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: Be out there. Black people make fun out of anything.
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: Poor and happy or rich and miserable?
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: Poor and happy because I done did that before. No,
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: hold on. Describe miserable. Miserable. Let me see.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: Miserable is like.
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: I'd like to handle some of that miserable shit.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: I think poor and happy is the best answer because
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: you can have all the money and still just be like.
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: A lot of people be having money and they still
• 49:49
  Speaker 6: not happy.
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: Because they're lame. Not just that. They be, a lot
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: of people be fighting demons, man. They not happy with
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: they self. They not, you know what I'm saying?
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: They just at a point in place where it's like,
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: no matter the amount of a check, they'll never be happy.
• 50:07
  Speaker 6: And they'll never find joy in it because they looking
• 50:09
  Speaker 6: for the wrong thing. I might be sounding so deep
• 50:14
  Speaker 6: and insolent.
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: You said you was a genius, right?
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: AP shit coming out of me. You ever had.
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: Your IQ tested?
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I can't talk about it. Boy, get.
• 50:26
  Speaker 6: Nah, real talk, because after that, they wanted to send
• 50:29
  Speaker 6: me to the White House and to start working with them.
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: I was like, nah, I don't want to work in
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: that type of field. No, okay. Like, your shit too
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: hard to be an entertainer.
• 50:38
  Speaker 6: You got the top three score in the history of the.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: Humanity.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: All right, so you want the painful truth or a
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: comforting lie?
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: Shit, it don't matter. Give me the pain for truth.
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: I feel like men like to get lied to.
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we do. That's why I said give me the
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: pain for truth.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: I say never tell niggas the truth. Never.
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: You never? Nah. It depends.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: It depends on what it is, but like body count,
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: dumb shit like that.
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: See, I don't ask no stupid shit like that.
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: Some men do.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: I had a nigga compiling a list. And his cell
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: phone of my supposed bodies.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. That was insane.
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: Oh, you weak ass nigga. I don't even know who
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: you are. What are you laying there for? And you
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: still ate the pussy? Period! That one nigga be tripping, man.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: You still gonna eat this whole ass pussy, I'm confused.
• 51:35
  Speaker 6: Man, the thing about me, I don't want to know
• 51:37
  Speaker 6: your bodies, and the only reason I don't want to
• 51:40
  Speaker 6: know your bodies and how many men you been with,
• 51:42
  Speaker 6: because it don't matter. I'm still gonna be trying to
• 51:45
  Speaker 6: be the freakiest nigga you ever came across.
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna eat that pussy. Period.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Intense pain for 10 minutes or dull pain for a
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: whole day?
• 51:56
  Speaker 6: Oh, intense pain for 10 minutes. That's something like getting
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: a tattoo for a little bit.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: Or something like that. Intense pain though, not a tattoo.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Like the most excruciating pain that you ever.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: Experienced for 10 minutes.
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: For 10 minutes?
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Or dull pain for the whole day.
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: That's 600 seconds. 6,000 milliseconds. I can deal with that.
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: A whole day? Like ongoing pain? Yeah.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: I can't even count that quick, so I don't know
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: if he's telling the truth or not.
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: Me neither. It sounds good. So you're going with the
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: 10 minutes?
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: I'm going with the 10 minutes.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: They say those kidney stones feel like, like if a
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: man wants to experience how a woman feels like having
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: a baby, kidney stones coming out your dick.
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: It's the same pain.
• 52:50
  Speaker 6: But you didn't describe intense. You think having a baby
• 52:54
  Speaker 6: is intense pain?
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Yes!
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: Niggas could never.
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no.
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: I was just trying to.
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: Shit, I don't have no kids.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: I don't even know if I.
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: Can, but I'm gonna try. I'm not.
• 53:03
  Speaker 6: Let me explain. I wasn't saying that's not intense pain.
• 53:07
  Speaker 6: I just was trying to be on the question that
• 53:09
  Speaker 6: is that the intense pain that you was implying?
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: Yes. Like having a baby type of intense pain. Yes,
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: I could do that for 10 minutes. Really? Really. over
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: having a whole day of pain?
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: Just dull pain.
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: What you consider dull? See, the question is they got
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: that gout.
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: You got your foot, nigga, dull.
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: Oh, something like that? Yeah. Oh, shit. Give me some
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: dull pain all day.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: Okay, sleeping with the door open or closed?
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: Door open.
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: Laying on your stomach?
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: Hell no. So you don't lay on your stomach?
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: Any nigga who lay on their stomach, man.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: They different?
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: What's wrong with sleeping on your stomach?
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: For a grown man?
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: With the one knee up. Most niggas sleep like that.
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: Shit. Well, nigga, I get that's a Charleston thing.
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: Y'all hear that shit? Nigga, you say it. You say
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: it most niggas.
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: Nigga, that's an Atlanta thing.
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: Let's be clear.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: Niggas is definitely sleeping on their stomach like arched up
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: in Atlanta.
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: Nah. That be the niggas who move. That be the
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: niggas who move here. Niggas who from Atlanta. Nigga, we
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: ain't even have no bed to be sleeping on our
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: damn stomach. He lay like this on that motherfucker. Damn it.
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: But nah, I'm sleeping with the door open. Why? You know,
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: I always sleep with.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: The door closed because if somebody come in the house
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: in the middle of the night, like.
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: You still gonna die?
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: Nah, dog. Sleep with the door closed and locked.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: By the time they get through the door, like, pistol ready.
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: Man, fuck that. So look, you done went through all that.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: The nigga just come walk right into your room.
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: The nigga goddamn kicked the door down. Yeah, bitch, I'm here. Alright,
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: make this shit quick, dog.
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: No, I ain't dying. I'm always living to tell a story.
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: See, that's the difference. And then if you sleep with
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: the door open, you can hear more. You can see more.
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: You got the door closed.
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: You don't hear nothing. I seen a lifetime moving like that.
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: You gonna hear somebody wiggling the door.
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: I seen a lifetime move like that. They gonna get
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: your ass. Nah. Keep sleeping with that door closed. You
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: gonna be like, damn, he told me. Wait a minute, Tammy.
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: Bad breath of body odor, what?
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: Right. You talking about dealing with a person?
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: A person, yeah.
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: Not you, but like... I'll take somebody with bad, bro.
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: Nah.
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: Over body odor?
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's like... Both of the same, right?
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: They could've ate a meal with onions in it. Or... Well,
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: it could have been the food they ate or.
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: Something like that. Whatever's a consistent stink mouth. Like, you
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: know Tony with the stink mouth?
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, they can have a dead tooth.
• 55:45
  Speaker 6: But if somebody stink, you remember a stinking nigga. It
• 55:48
  Speaker 6: don't matter how old you get. You remember somebody from.
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: My school who was a stinking nigga?
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: Man, stinking ass Keith Barnes. I went to school with
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: that nigga Barnes, and we called that nigga stinking ass
• 55:59
  Speaker 5: Keith Barnes.
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: That's a real person?
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how we described him. Taylor? Taylor. Well, I
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: can't say it on the show.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: You calling people names? They might not like that.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: Well, shit. We called them that in school. Didn't say
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: shit then. You could have bathed and got rid of
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: the shit. You body stinker at the school.
• 56:19
  Speaker 6: But it's like, I'd rather take a person with bad
• 56:21
  Speaker 6: breath or bad body odor.
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: Man, that body odor shit. Yo, clothes be stank. You
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: come stank up a nigga house.
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: Facts.
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: Bad brother.
• 56:31
  Speaker 6: Nobody just ain't gonna want to smoke after you and
• 56:33
  Speaker 6: drink after you.
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: Y'all seen Ray J. Ray J on The Breakfast Club.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: He was talking about women, body odors, and how oftentimes
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: it's men, you know, causing it.
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: But niggas be talking shit about St.
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: Coochie. Well, shit, well, like, still, it's yours. What? At
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: the end of the day, it don't matter who.
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: Y'all be coming through contaminated.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: It don't matter who contaminated. You knock a woman's pH
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: balance off and then be like, it's.
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: Yours, man.
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: This nigga who came in the picture, he don't know
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: what you done did the last six months. All he know,
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: that pussy was stank on.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: No, it was stank on the first day now.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: It was stank on the first day.
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: 2015, 2023. Aw, man. Tammy got some bad-ass pussy.
• 57:15
  Speaker 6: But I'm saying like if you if you a stinking
• 57:20
  Speaker 6: person people don't want to do shit with hell no
• 57:23
  Speaker 6: this stinking ass ain't getting in my car like.
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: Bruh they exclude you from everything they discriminate you know
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: what I'm saying people about.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: To be an association coming up they just don't want
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: you drinking off their cups and all that type.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: Of shit All right.
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: Find true love today.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, the most absolute love of your life, right?
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Your partner, Ace Boone Coon, for life. Or win the
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: lottery next year.
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: Win the motherfucking lottery. Damn! I'm going to still find
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: that true love.
• 57:50
  Speaker 6: I'm going to find a few of them. I'm going
• 57:52
  Speaker 6: to buy a few of them with that money, man. No,
• 57:54
  Speaker 6: but I'll just decide I just play around with that.
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: I want true love.
• 57:59
  Speaker 6: Because if that's my real true love, we will build
• 58:02
  Speaker 6: an empire and get the money together.
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: I'm just talking shit. Give me the money and give
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: me them hoes. Give me them bitches. Welcome to love.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: I'll be sitting there waving that ticket on TV.
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: Check your cash out, bitches. I'm back. Trick Daddy.
• 58:28
  Speaker 6: I'll change my name on Instagram to Trick Daddy underscore
• 58:31
  Speaker 6: lottery winner.
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: By the time I finish, I done found true love.
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: Probably three or four of them. Staying together.
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't know, Tad. What's the next one?
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: Lose your sight or your memories?
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: Ooh. Damn. Man, fuck them memories. Really? Man, fuck them.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: You just said earlier, like, you wouldn't be you without.
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: The neighborhood you grew up in and the motherfuckers.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Around you now.
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: Fuck them niggas. That just let you know time changes.
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: It's an illusion. Time is an illusion.
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: When you get in different positions.
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: Your mindset will change. So I'm in a different position
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: than I was three questions ago. I'm looking at this
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: shit and I'm like, man, this shit really didn't shake me.
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: I'm who I am because I am. Fuck them memories, man.
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: I can't lose my sight.
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: Because you can have.
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: All the memories in the world and you don't know
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: where to go.
• 59:30
  Speaker 6: I remember that varsity on Chipp Street, but I can't
• 59:34
  Speaker 6: drive and get there.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: So it was shit like that.
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: That shit is a disadvantage, being blind. Even people wearing glasses.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: Like, you better get some Lasix before this goddamn zombie apocalypse.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: They could be running around looking for glasses. What you
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: think about the aliens getting shot out of the sky?
• 59:51
  Speaker 6: Man, I feel like on some real shit, it's not
• 59:55
  Speaker 6: enough people talking about that.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: I don't feel like it's aliens. You ever read the
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: book Behold a Pale White Horse?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: You ever read that book?
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: Nobody in it?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: You mean the Bible said it?
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: No, it's a white guy who was a CIA agent.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: He wrote a book talking about what the military would
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: do or what the U.S.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: Government would do.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: So they're going to shoot down the aliens, right, to
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: make us think it's some shit out of space, but
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: it's actually, you know, the government attacking us.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 6: I don't get in the government business and I pray
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 6: they don't get in mine. I got three PPP loans
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 6: still pending that I need to come through.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: Would you rather give up air conditioning and heating for
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: the rest of your life.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: Or give up the internet for the rest of your life?
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 6: Air conditioning and heating. Shit, I grew up without that shit.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 6: I know how to turn the.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: Stove on and warm up a house.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 6: I know how to go take a cold shower when
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 6: I get too high. But I can't get with that
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 6: fucking internet.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: Fuck that, man. It's addictive, right? Yeah, like, that's how
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: I do it.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: I'm sick of the internet.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 6: No, but it's so much you can do on the
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 6: internet when you, your mind boggling, like, you want to
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 6: Google it.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: That shit solve a lot of arguments, right? Google said.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 6: And then just, you just feel lost out in the
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 6: world sometimes without the internet.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: You can know what's going on.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: You feel disconnected.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you feel disconnected. That air conditioning ain't gonna be shit.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 6: That's what spoiled us anyway. People was living longer without
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 6: the air conditioning.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know how true that is.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: How old your grandparents and great-grandparents?
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: Niggas did pass away, but they were in their 80s.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 5: Exactly.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 6: How many niggas you know that you done went to
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 6: school with dead already?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: No, the air conditioning had nothing.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: To do with it. Baby, listen to me now. When
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: I'm teaching, let me preach. Fair enough.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: All right, last question.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: Be an extra in an Oscar-winning movie or the lead
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: in a box office bomb?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: Shit, I already done.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: Did both of them.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 6: I felt like I was an extra in Coming to
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 6: America 2.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: You was in there? Exactly.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: Wait, for real?
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: No. And I got a little bullshit-ass Tubi movie out
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: right now. Tubi popping now, right? Everybody got shit on Tubi.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: I'll take that goddamn... Shit, I'll take that box office movie.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: Box office bomb?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: No, hell no. The one that did good, the Oscar.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, you want to do the Oscar? You know you
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: got to sacrifice somebody after you get the Oscar. Who
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: you sacrificing?
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: Y'all. I just met y'all.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: I just met y'all.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: I just met y'all.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: I don't really know.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: Where we gonna work.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: And that's why I'm dropping motherfuckers and not the dogs.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: Right, see?
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 5: Like, man, I know two talented motherfuckers.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 4: I don't remember that, man.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: I know two talented motherfuckers. Y'all gonna get them We
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: Talk Back podcasts, girl. Take them out. Alright, so last thing.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: We have this segment on our show called Sim Series.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: Boy, there's no real easy way to say this, but... Look,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: you're a Sith.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: And we want you to share a time with us
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: where you got played by the opposite Sith.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: Or the same.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: Or the same.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 5: I got to tell you about some shit yesterday. This
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 5: got me on Valentine. I was like, God damn, man.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: You don't have a Valentine?
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but this is my other little baby.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, what happened? She was with her nigga?
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: Where this shit going to be at? No, man. To be.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: Little bitch, I was a little crazy about it. You
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: know what I'm saying? She was mad at me. I
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: know you're going to be with your girl today. I
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: was like, man, calm down. I got you. I got you.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: I'm going to make it up to you. I look
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 5: on this bitch page, she with a nigga. I said, oh, shit. Bitch,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 5: you had me feeling sad.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: Why you with your bitch?
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: I be like, what's wrong? You don't like the floor? No,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 5: I'm all right.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: I'm all right.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 5: I'm just talking shit.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 6: That was just a little comedy joke I'm going to try.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: Write it down.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, in case this shit get out to the masses.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: But no, man, I don't care what a nigga say, man.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: Is it?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 6: Women got that approach that will make you feel like, damn.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: Well, I think with me, I like hard.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: I like hard. So you be in lust a lot.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: I be in lust. I like lust.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 6: You know, sometimes I don't realize I like a girl till.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: It's over with.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: That's most men. Like, they don't miss you till you're gone.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 5: Nah, I ain't say miss. I'm talking about, I used
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 5: to like little y'all. Oh, well. Nah, it don't be that.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 6: But like, bruh, at the end of the day, sometimes women, like,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 6: it ain't even though sometimes women just are fun to
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 6: be around on some real shit. Like, we ain't even
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 6: got to be on no romantic level or like sexual level. Like,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 6: sometimes I be around women just to goddamn pick up
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 6: some game.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: I see how women do other niggas. Oh, boy, this
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: is a cold game. Well, I might just goddamn, you
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: just learned the lingo. You hear what women like. Man,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: I was hanging around with one of my homegirls.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 6: She told my son, man, it's just something about when
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 6: a nigga get a manicure. Next thing I know, I'm
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 6: getting manicures every three weeks.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: I don't need my niggas sitting up in the salon.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 5: No, it's cool.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: I like that. I'll do it for you. I like that.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: I'll do your shit for you.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 5: You going on a date with a, like, you like,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: I want to hang out. Let's go get a manicure.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 5: Now that shit done opened up her eyes. I'm not
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 5: even the nigga she think I am.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: Your nails done right now.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: Look better than mine. I'm doing that shit. I'm being
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: a nigga that my homegirl like niggas to be.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 6: And she a bad bitch. So I know this what
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 6: this regular bitch I'm talking to, I know you'll be
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 6: in love with a nigga like this. And I ain't
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 6: doing half the shit you supposed to do.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: Laughter I'm just being for real, man.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: You know, a lot of these shows now, they always
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: have this man really in the black community.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: The men versus women.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: So it's nice for a black man to say he'd
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: like to be around women because some of these niggas
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: act like they can't stand women.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: Man, I don't hate. At all.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: Except for sex, and that's it.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Man, that's it.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: Somebody said yesterday they want a robot in there.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: They want some robot pussy.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: Well, it's like little stuff like that.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 6: Even if I want to go get something to eat,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 6: I ain't finna tell my buddy, like, hey, bro, let's
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 6: pull up, let's try this new restaurant. I like to
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 6: try new restaurants with a woman. I don't want to
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 6: do shit with a woman. Like, of course, eventually I
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 6: do want to fuck.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: Don't get me wrong.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 6: But I want to start our friendship and our bond.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 6: I want you to see that it's more than just
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 6: sex with me.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: You dating?
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: Are you dating right now?
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 5: No, I'm in a relationship.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: For real? Why everybody laugh? I feel like you lying.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 6: Nigga told me the other day that women like niggas
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 6: in relationships. So my home girl told me that since
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 6: then I've been in a little relationship.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: That might be true, man.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: I feel like it.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 6: In case y'all would choose and just know I'm in
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 6: a committed relationship and I will not cheat.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: We'll see.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: That's how women be.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, women be want to compete then.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 6: Man, when a woman find out you faithful, she ain't
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 6: even really feeling you like that. Like, man, nigga, I
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 6: ain't compete with no bitches. You know no bitches.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 5: Want you, nigga?
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: I don't want a nigga nobody else want. I don't
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: want to compete. Listen, I don't want a man that
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: is accessible to everybody.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: Right. But you don't want that. Nobody else want.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, why the fuck I want you if
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: nobody else wants you?
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: Like, somebody got to want the nigga, right? Yes, absolutely.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: I need the nigga to get bitches.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: I just feel like if I want you, everybody probably
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: wants you. That's how I feel about it.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: Damn. So you top tier like this.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: I just feel like that. The niggas I like, I
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: assume every woman likes them too. That may not be true, but.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: But sometimes a woman.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 6: This is when I realized a woman might even start
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 6: looking at me different or.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: Even things like... Now, you all right once a person
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: get to know you. I was like, yeah, I done
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: broke her ass down.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: Got him.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: Got him. She might always have her goals of being
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 5: with a tall.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: I like short niggas now. That's why I asked you
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: how tall you were. You like short niggas?
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: Them niggas be big and tall at the same time.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: You was 6'1 earlier. Tell me a smart, tall nigga.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 6: I'm really like five foot even on a bag.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 5: Bad day. Let me take these extensions off my legs.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: You do got about two inches of shoes now. You cheating.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: When you say you like short niggas.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 5: You like tall niggas though.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: It just depends.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 5: Damn, so who want me?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: You in the middle.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: I feel like I'm on a lemon date. Both of
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: y'all look good. I can't decide. Fuck it. Whoever choose me,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: fuck it.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: Now, tell everybody where they can find you, what you
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: got going on.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: Plug yourself for our show.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 5: Man, that went by quick. I had fun on here, man.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: I'm glad you had a good time with us.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 6: At NavGreen on all platforms, man. I got about three
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 6: movies dropping this year. And it sounds unbelievable, man, but
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 6: God damn, man.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: Hey, man.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: Congratulations.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, congratulations. Yeah, wait till it drop, because I
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 5: know how they edit shit. I might not be in
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 5: that motherfucker like the last shits I've been in.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: Coming to America.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 5: Man, what they did with Dirty and Motherfucker.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 6: I went and bought the best suit I could afford.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 6: Happy as hell at the goddamn premiere.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: And they ain't seen you since?
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 5: Shit, barely. I heard my auntie, there he go.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: Walk around the corner.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 5: I looked up, that's Jim McCormick.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 6: It's like they were playing I Spy at the theater.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: Like, there he go.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: Aw, damn.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 5: I thought y'all seen him.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: Where is Nav?
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 6: But no, right now, man, and especially like touring, I've
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 6: been touring with 85 South, Carlos.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 5: Miller tour, Poor Minds tour. So I've been got them.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: Working, moving and shaking. Hey, man.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 6: Don't count them. Don't count them shows, man. Then you
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 6: start doing the math. Then I'd be one of them
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 6: niggas y'all was talking about.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: I'd be like, how the.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: Fuck he get them? I heard Lennox. Nah, who I want? Yeah,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: I probably... I'm trying to see what I'm going to
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 5: get when I get a chick.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: You a big Ari Lennox fan?
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: Nah.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: She single?
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: I like her music, though. I'll probably get Kyla Pratt.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: Why niggas think just because they like you, you automatically
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: like them?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 4: I get it.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: You'll try to get Kyla Pratt.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 6: Man, the only thing that I'm going to say, and
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 6: it's real, just hang with me. Just hang with me.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 6: We're going to do some simple-ass shit, and you're going
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 6: to be like, damn.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 5: I had fun with this nigga. We ain't went nowhere.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 5: Stopped by my auntie's house.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: Stopped by my auntie's house.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 5: Went through Target.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: Bitches love to ride.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: And I like to be on the passenger side.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 4: Over the main.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 6: Then we got there playing Playlist Battle. Oh, you don't
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 6: remember this song? Now she's playing her song. That thing,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 6: you know, I ain't spending.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: It with $ 19.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 5: All of it went in the gas tank. I was like, damn,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 5: Kyla Pratt with that nigga? I mean, man. She's like,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 5: what you like so much about them? I just.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: He just different.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: He ain't different.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 4: That's a bitch that's ready to settle, man. I'm about
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: to be with who like me.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's what I'm on to.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 4: You don't want to be that nigga bitch and settle
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: for it.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't care.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 6: That's the thing about society now. Niggas be worried about
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 6: what other people think.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 5: Settle for me. Shut up with me. Oh, baby, I'm
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: sorry you couldn't get Michael B. Joy. Lay on me.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: I want that motherfucking Jonathan Major. Now, I feel like
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: I put that in the universe, not all the bitches.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: Jonathan Major is the dude who played on Lovecraft Country
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: in The Harder They Fall with the civil rights face.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 5: Oh, The Harder They... I know who you're talking about now.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: That nigga is fine, okay? He on my goddamn.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: I think he's married to a white lady.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: My vision board. I think he got a baby mama,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 4: a white woman. But I got him on my vision board.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: Who is my person?
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: I don't know if I have.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: It was Jonathan Majors, but after.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 5: I saw him.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: Listen, after I saw that he wasn't interested in black women,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: then that became... It wasn't my person anymore. I guess maybe, like,
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: I like Idris still.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 5: Are you like, oh, nigga.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: I like Idris.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: How old that nigga is?
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: He's about 50.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: You got that dick, too. Remember? What movie was that?
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: Oh, sorry, sir.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: Anyway.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: The fuck y'all done turned this show into, man?
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much now, man. We appreciate you for
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: coming on. We want you to come back and kick
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: it with us again.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: I appreciate it.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: We'll money back. It's like, y'all, they paying you?
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: No, nigga.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: Thank you. We appreciate you so much.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: We definitely appreciate you.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: Straight up. This is the thing people don't understand.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 4: I got lunch.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 5: Like, with the podcast.
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  Speaker 4: It's a barter system.
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  Speaker 5: Man, not even that.
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  Speaker 6: Like, just understanding how big, like, this networking type of
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 6: stuff be. A lot of people be thinking, like, Sometimes
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 6: podcasts get you goddamn more exposure than the damn shows
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  Speaker 6: you done made. Because it's like a fan base type
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 6: of stuff. And me, anytime it's a woman podcast, I
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 6: like to go on there and be a sex symbol.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 4: I think you a sex symbol. You did that. From
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 4: the side, like your ears are... You got some nice
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: ass ears, dog.
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  Speaker 5: You saying from the side?
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  Speaker 4: Let me see your elbow.
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  Speaker 3: I ain't never.
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  Speaker 5: Heard nobody compliment somebody's ears. Shut the fuck up, man.
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  Speaker 5: Y'all full of shit on here, man.
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  Speaker 4: Alright, y'all.
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