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#313 We Don't SECURE THE PREMISES the Same with Ralph Ramos · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  What up? And welcome back to another episode of that We Don't Smoke the
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  Same podcast. Thank you so much for being patient and patiently waiting over here.
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  We are. You know, we've been pretty good with under ten minute
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  ratio. Of course, I am here holding it down after eating some delicious
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  Korean barbecue without XG. If you guys want to know what I'm talking about,
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  in from Patreon and everybody who has subbed on Patreon. For those of you
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  guys that don't know and are bitching about, I only work on YouTube.
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  I only do this. Guess what. We got a private link that you
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  have access to on the Patreon so you can watch it live on YouTube.
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  But it's gonna be private, kind of like a gated community. Motherfucker's so
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  fucking come up in there. For five bucks you get access to it live,
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  homie live. Aside from that, here's across from me is my co
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  host wearing that jersey two times in a week and not going to the Korean
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  barbecue with us XG. Dog, I gotta wear it, dog, It's
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  too big for me and I can only wear it with the sweater under it,
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  and once the summer too, gave it to somebody from Orange. Nah,
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  a family member gave it to me, and for some reason they thought
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  I was the next helm. They're like, they're like, hey, they
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  give it to my damn like when you go to when you go to George
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  Perez Studios, the Zoe creep and uh, and George was that's a feedomss
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  Jersey homey the Orange I gave one of I gave one of these to George
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  and not a head of Jersey. Guess what he did? Give it away?
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  Yeah, dog gave it isn't he such big fucking Orange pride and all
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  this fucking shit. And I and to me, I don't care if I
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  give you something, and if you're not gonna wear I'd rather you give it
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  away, honestly, Like for real, Like you gave me back my jacket.
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  No, I gave you back that jack because I would have warded that
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  jacket was just too big. And when I bought those shoes, I was
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  like, bro, where you like, ain't no change in our demeanor?
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  Yeah, but for really, he gave it away. Yeah, I gave
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  it away. That's kind of fucked up. Bro like he gave but he
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  gave it to his baby mama. That is from Sonora. So see how
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  iris I understood why he gave it to turn Okay, so so be real,
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  you better give that Japanese jersey that was a little bit of extra two
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  time on you to a Japanese friend of George. All right, that makes
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  sense, yeah, or somebody who loves Japan as much as me, because
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  I know that that ship was even though I got the for Excel, it
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  was a little bit too tight for you. I'd rather someone worth it than
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  sitting and then sit in his closet saying, well, I can't give it
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  away because X gave it to me. Give it away where it represent?
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  Those not hatles from sonorda home. You should have just told them from the
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  city Jews did. I listened to that ship way too much. When they
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  really came out, I could it really believe that it just it was like
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  to me, it's it's kind of like a parody intro song like the we
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  Don't Disrespect like with Coolio did the Keenan and Cattle song. Oh that was
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  cool. Yeah, it was like something like that. You're excited for that
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  new movie? Good Burger too. Don't think of the movie coming out right?
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  Yeah, yeah, you're excited. Were you a fan of them?
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  Yeah? I love all that, Bro. That's for some of my favorite
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  uh childhood stars got their start. Bro. I mean with even the you
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  know the same team, what is it? Affiliate? Um? What is
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  it? Drake Bell? I mean he's not so much an affiliate, but
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  just you know, just because at an alls thing. I don't know about
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  what he guys going on with talking with underage dlia type shit. But you
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  know when he did do that balloon with that baby in the car, that
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  was very same to you. Was us part of all that? Yeah?
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  But she was the main one though she had her own show. She had
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  her own show. She was one of their main stars. Um, what
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  is it? You know? She she she was a big part of Nickelodeon
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  all that Amanda Please eventually? Is that the one she said? Eventually?
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  She was a superhero and they always saw her to go through something and she
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  said, I'd get to it eventually. You remember that she had different different
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  skits, bro, But like for her show, it was like Amanda Please,
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  and that was like that was like her whole day. Every fucking person
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  that was an eighty nine to ninety two baby. We just wanted to make
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  out her just once. What is it? Uh? Also? What is
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  it? Running the boards? Is the one and only Ray? What's going
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  on? Ray? What's up? Y'all? Good evening from the Los Angeles
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  time zone? What's up? What up? Man? What's going on?
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  Man? I feel good from earlier. I want to address this because somebody,
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  fucking somebody didn't understand my dark sense of humor and the shows I'd leave
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  was like, we all want to thank you he'zone for offering the diabetic to
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  each shrooms on the Doctor Greenham Show, knowing it would kill her. That
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  was my reaction towards her talking about how forty year olds something man relive their
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  childhood through through what is the cartoons that they can't let go of? Yes,
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  we do. Some of us had traumatic fucking experiences in our childhood,
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  all right, and we fucking could finally afford to go to Disneyland at fucking
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  thirty something, all right. So, yeah, I knew what I was
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  saying. Merrill Lynch. Yeah I knew what I was saying. Merrill Lynch,
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  don't know shit about what the fuck we're talking about. You know what
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  I'm saying. Just just leave it at that. Also, let's welcome our
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  fucking guest over here. What is it returning back? Not working security?
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  But he's always working security at all the gigs that were at I mean top
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  flight security, the one and only Ralph Ramos, everybody from glad to be
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  back. Gonna be another fun not to night. What's what's going what's been
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  going on with you since you've been since you've been gone, since you've been
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  gons working more events? Did the super Bowl? Fucker Chiefs? By the
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  way, you went to the super Bowl? Yeah, I was there.
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  I'm Gonnagos been all so mad when we list there. You worked it,
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  I was working it. I was I was escorting a challenge too, And
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  I'm at the VIP gate. What's that fool's name? One of the guys,
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  one of the actors came the light skinning food, the one from a
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  Little Man. No, the other one Hart No, I met him.
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  Um, you guys had a no One as voice? Yeah, yeah him
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  that. I don't find them funny at all. Don't like skirt tactics.
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  I love the short skirt tactics. The show was good, but that fool
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  was like the whole long yeah yeah, yeah, no no. So I
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  was at the vip gay where everyone's coming through. I was just posted after
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  one of my co workers. He's like, oh hey, look it's a
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  Tracy Morgan and say what's up. I'm like, okay, cool, he
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  walked dripping him right, what's up, Tracy? How you're doing walks by
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  me and just dozen knowlls and like I'm below him. So I'm like,
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  yeah, yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't said that's why Walmart almost killed
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  your pitch ass. So like I'm like, damn, all right. Cool.
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  So like actually walked away like it was in the dish and I turned
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  them like fuck you, and Tracy he's like, who was that? I'm
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  like, I just flipped out for it was a trade dick. I say
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  that sometimes to people who don't say good morning at the park when I'm hiking,
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  Like if we make eye contact and it's more than once and I didn't,
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  I may I go out of my way to say good morning, and
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  then you passed by and you ignore me. It's usually like those like type
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  of girls who like, you know, like that, like some of them
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  are hiking by themselves and they'll use that in because but like, I don't
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  need to talk to anybody. It's a scare your place for a woman.
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  I'll fucking be like fuck you then, and I'll yeah out loud, and
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  they'll turn around and I'll just keep walking and I'm just like, yeah,
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  bitch, heard that, huh. But I'll fucking say it though. I
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  agree. But if I look at you two times from this distance and I'm
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  walking by and I don't see what fucking headphones are on, and you're gonna
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  fucking ignore me, Doug, and we're in the fuck it's seven h five
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  in the morning. See, it looks like you're just saying good morning to
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  get a reaction. You should just say good morning. If they don't respond,
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  it's that hyper's code. I understand. I would say good morning back,
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  I'm gonna I'm you know, I'm I'm out going. But there's just
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  some people, dude, they just want to be left alone. They're focused
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  on the run. They're not worried about if you're just hiking come off,
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  I know, but it's nothing more like but it's just calling courtesy, bro.
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  Like it is like, like, bitch, do I have a rapist
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  face? You know what? I'm saying, like, what the fuck,
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  bitch, Like, like, I'm walking up there drinking water. You see,
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  I'm obviously a fat food of sweating. I fucking I'm drinking water.
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  I'm like, yeah, bitch, i'd stop drinking water. I see,
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  I see you walking over here. But you know you don't need to know
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  that I'm meeting my girlfriend at the top of bitch, have enough courtesy to
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  respect women kind like what the fuck? Like you can like not every fucking
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  dude is already trying to harass you, stupid bitch. So do you get
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  mad when you when you open the door for someone, they don't say thank
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  you. No, I let that shit go. If I make eye contact
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  with the person, and like, the eye contact is very key for me.
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  Dog, if I open it, like if something hito and I'm just
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  like, all right, whatever, this whole bitch though, I don't have
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  to expect that at her whatever. But if I'm opening to you and I
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  go, I do this shit, it is a little nod and you do
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  it, and you just fucking just you just ignore me. Oh dog,
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  that hits. That hits a little place because it's it's not that it's hard
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  to be nice but damn man, you pet nice people get unappreciated out here.
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  Bro, motherfucker's get get They have this whole entitled entitled me mentality in
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  America. Bro, Like everybody feels fucking special. Ain't nobody's supposed to open
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  the door for your bitch ass on God, And you want to real you
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  want to hear a creepy tip. Oh shit, there we go, creepy
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  tip. And I remember my creepy manager told me this because when you're a
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  manager at restaurant, you always open the door. Like, if you're someone
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  one walking into your restaurant, you're going to open the door for them.
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  And he told he told me, he's like, oh dude, if I
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  see a girl with big old tits, I opened the door extraly because now
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  she feels entitled to run to the door and our titties. I'm like,
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  you're a fucking mon yeah, bro, but yeah, we're doing the same
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  shit. When I was a high school, dog, they used to be
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  this pe teacher and here mister Lopez dog and I didn't know why he did
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  that, but he used to kind of enjoy it. When you were a
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  kid, he'd picked out, like the girl with the big titties, you
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  know what I mean. And you didn't know it because you know, you're
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  like, oh, man, like we among kids, you know, at
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  that age you're like, yeah, look, fucking Natalie with the big titties
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  is jumping. That was tight but but but but yeah, because you know
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  you're you're you're per Chester peer. It's okay. But when you're looking at
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  it, you're like, why was mister Lopez making her specifically do jumping?
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  Jack's knowing that, like the girl pe coach wasn't making the girls with the
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  big titties on her group. Dude, that shit that food got fired.
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  Like you know what, now I figured it out. I remember this girl
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  that had bigger titties. In middle school, my teacher would always like one
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  two three one two three and if you were with group three, you had
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  to do jumping guys. She's like, and she would always complain on about
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  always end being in group one. And I think this far already figured out.
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  I just pay, just make a group one, and I'm not really
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  picking on her, yeah, but I'm just make a group one. And
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  group one always got to the jumping jets, and literally, I remember she
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  talked to her like it became kind of like a big deal. Yeah,
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  like the teachers got talked to and he was just like, I'm just fucking
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  something. Something something was up with that coach. Bro. Now then I
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  look at it like he never did nothing to ane of the soccer players,
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  but he shared a little bit too much. Then he should have shared with
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  the soccer team. Like I was me being at the soccer team, like
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  like what like who there was one time he gave us a ride home,
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  right, and then like this one was like because like you see man,
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  He's like, if you guys are give you guys winn Streight or something like
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  that, so we can go everywhere. He's like, we'll go to Vegas
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  and we'll play. And he was like he's like he's like you think the
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  girls don't want you. He's like, the girls all want you. He's
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  like, look, this is for another team I'm coaching. He was like,
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  I had this girl at my hotel who was showing us pictures of like
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  this him grabbing her titties and shit, and I'm just like, bro,
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  like this is I'm just thinking about this now, like I'm just like,
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  damn, coach Lopez, that is like this is a little too much.
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  But my coach always said, if y'all win, girls like winners. I
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  remember hearing that in the locker room. It was some kind of sweel like
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  that, like girls like you want the girls you like because you know how
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  football players have cheerleaders, Like we win, cif we get the cheerleaders,
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  we can go tell the football players to go fuck off. They don't win
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  shit. We win. And I remember him telling us like, we want
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  the cheerleaders at the game, and it was like, yeah, now that
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  they think about it, I don't think that fly right now. Nah,
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  but no fly right now some coach talking about like, hey, let's win
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  this for the girls. Yeah, maybe that one person on the team say
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  some shit, but we're like, yeah, I just that certain things like
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  you didn't have anything, so like not sucks, but like you didn't like
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  notice like like I ain't gonna lie. Bro. Like the high school we
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  went to, there was a lot of weird shit going on. Bro,
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  we're like three eyes. Now coaches are telling kids to transition age fool like,
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  like I don't think this foo's ever gonna get me too, because he
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  wasn't even a teacher fool. But there was this girl right and it was
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  Natalie Dog. She's that the same one with the big ass titch right,
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  this bitch. Do you remember who Natalie was? Right? Yes, you
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  remember how bigger tits were. She used to be my neighbor when I was
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  going to like elementary school ship, but yes, I do remember the ties.
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  Yeah, like she's developed early bro Like, straight up, she had
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  massive ass tits at a young age. Food and this bitch was like like
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  grown woman titch right, who she'll flirt with all the black fucking janitors.
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  But the black janitors used to all use the fucking the weight room dog.
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  And there was this one fool who was like straight out buff dog, and
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  this bitch would always be in the janitor's office Dog to the point where like
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  they had a parent conference and like they had like the like the parents were
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  aware that, like she would be cool with the janitor and shit. And
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  I'm just like, bro, like nobody ever thought that this fool was fucking
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  her or something. That's wild. I didn't know that dog. The cops
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  came to our class one time and they fucking pulled her out, Yeah,
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  with the janitor, with the janet, with one of the janitor foods.
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  It was like it was. It was that it was that one food mister
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  Mitchell, who used to have that fatass daughter Pressious. Yeah like for real,
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  that was the real name Pressious. Yeah yeah, before that we present
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  and then um food like straight up dog like yeah like and this Natalie dro
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  like she used to be. And all the fucking teachers that like had like
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  somewhat of like suspicions around their office. Bro, there was this one teacher
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  who had this long ass pottail, used to wear a trench coat. I
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  forget this fools fucking name. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah,
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  mister Coreo, this motherfucker had allegations, bro, a fucking girls that would
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  stay after class and all this ship And I'm just like, how come nobody
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  ever fucking ringing the bell? But that ship was a trip. I'm looking
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  at it now. All that ship went on right under our noses. Dog
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  read that that was a trainer at my school while I was there. Damn
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  Lakeside High School teacher arrested on CP charges. Uh police announced it looked like
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  a chife. He does. My school was fucking for lake elsew. There
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  was another another thing where a teacher was grooming press was a BBWA. One
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  of my one of the math teachers at my high school was grooming one of
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  her students because the second they graduated, they both moved turns on him.
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  Yeah, and you noticed, like you just you know, it was nice
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  to that. It's crazy, but regardless of Natalie, she was a cool
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  ass motherfucker dude. She was. I remember school. I remember she's just
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  piping her down. I don't know, man, to this day, I
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  wish that I can still talk to her, but she like she lives somewhere
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  in North Carolina or something like that. But yeah, the last time I
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  checked, like it, it's been a minute. It's been like a good
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  four years since I talked to her. To live in New York. Remember,
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  Yeah, she she she she like really like made around the States and
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  she's like, yeah, I'm trying to figure out life type shit. So
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  I just remember like talking to her, and I'm just she was, you
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  know, she grew up fast, dog. But I just I just remember,
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  I'm like, drew up from Biscuit his ass bitch, mister Jose That
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  story sucks XG lmao. Yeah, you just like ruined it. What it
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  wasn't a story was real there's a whole article about it. So they said
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  there was things getting hit getting hit under that you don't know, like yeah,
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  like this ship run duel. My geometry teacher who was like twenty five
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  was banging students and dangning them. It was weird to see him at her
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  parties in high school. That's another level of weird. Is weirdoo if I
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  saw if I saw any teacher pull up at any party, best believe we're
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  pressing them to do drugs with us. I'd be like, fool, you
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  want to be here? What's up? You're hitting the nos tank like I'd
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  be like, we're making this will pass out dog taking his wallet book,
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  I take the cards straight up. Bro, that San Bernardino, yar from
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  sanburd You know the car? Why stopping with the wall? Ralph? What
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  is that your favorite Laker? Jamison? Ye? Did you have it?
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  You ever tried the eighteen year old the eighteen year old age whatever? Try
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  that one. That's all right, all right, we gotta get that one
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  day. I'm down. That ship is fucking good, bro. Yeah,
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  yeah, did you ever have anything going on like that in high school?
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  Bro? Like not I'm not saying like that, but you're just like,
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  yeah, there was um the athletic directors secretary. She was boning one of
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  the students and it's best left right down the street for me. And you
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  saw that food go to the house and shit, Nafflu was always going into
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  the little office with her when the athletic director wasn't in there. They don't
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  know how to keep it low key. Huh. I thought, I'm saying
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  you should keep it low key, but I'm saying like it was actually the
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  homely sister too, didn't looked that bad. That's wild dog. H You
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  knows. My music teacher got arrested for grabbing titties. He was showing them
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  how to breathe when they sing, because you gotta get them dive fram Am
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  I wrong? Isn't that shit right? This was this one was probably like
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  like that bend over three h five, like burying got a cod topping off
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  some gay food at my high school. Much been gay too. Now that
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  food is probably confused, you know, because gay fools go through that dog.
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  A lot of fools that are gay, dog like you know what I
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  mean? Like this was trying this was trying to like that, you know
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  how like there's that saying or somebody's like, oh, do you know what
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  you're good? You have to troyed that where it's like fool, I don't
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  need to know that. I just I know what I like. Bro,
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  you know what I mean. But there's like some fools that grow up being
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  confused, like and and I have heard of that ship where like those fools
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  are all just like, well, I'm gonna try busy, I'm gonna go
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  all the way to see where it's like and like these fools just they really
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  tried to fake the funk for a minute. But I'm just like I can't
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  imagine, like if I think they're only trying, because I can't imagine if
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  I got a blow drop from a woman. And I'm just like I don't
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  like this. Like just like double count, you're find out if you're straight.
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  That's where it starts to yeah I know, but yeah, but you're
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  gonna tell you nothing. You gotta eat it, and you gotta eat the
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  pussy. That's how you know if you like it or not. I don't
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  think that's all the way. I just think you have to be the attraction
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  because like so I don't think gay fools like if you're gonna tra if if
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  if if I think that, like if you're if, if you're gonna if
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  you're gonna like, um, if you're trying to pipe, you're saying food
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  like you know what I'm saying, Like if you're not attracted to the ship,
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  Like if there was a naked pause, if there was a naked male
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  in front of you, you wouldn't get hard. But if there was a
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  naked woman as you find attracted in front of you, I mean, I
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  don't know about that, but you know, but I'm pretty sure that they're
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  also picking something they're kind of attracted to, like kind of the outlaw female
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  teacher in my high school got cut up because two seniors ended up fighting for
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  at school. But she was boning a bunch of football players. Fuck or
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  racy. Think those those uh those football players black brown or other? You
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  know what I do know? Just come come on the question black brown or
• 19:07
  other on those football players black. I'm gonna say it's two black Yeah,
• 19:12
  two black foods fighting over a teacher. Yeah why girl, Yeah, white
• 19:17
  girl for sure, Oh yeah, white teacher biot blown here, teacher blue.
• 19:25
  There was a teacher that that she used to have a fat ass that
• 19:26
  used to teach his art class. It's dune lot. I do remember.
• 19:30
  I do remember that. Uh what is it like? She seemed like the
• 19:33
  kind of teacher. It's like, yeah, you like fucking black dudes.
• 19:36
  Tell Bernie Coole one of my homies, one of my homies, like you
• 19:41
  know that, do you have that money for me? That thinks everything as
• 19:44
  a whole. He's one of those guys like as a whole, Like he'll
• 19:47
  suck anything shit. And I remember he was one of the sounds problematic.
• 19:51
  Yeah, he's just he's got four kids from the same person, from the
• 19:55
  same woman. He's yeah, he's But I remember one day telling us dog
• 20:00
  during break, I took so and so and Bonder in the room. I
• 20:04
  was like, no, you didn't dog, she was virgin. Uh there
• 20:08
  was blood on the wall. There was blood on the wall. He because
• 20:15
  we none of us believed him. I think she was on a period.
• 20:17
  I think she was just on her period and none of the or he popped
• 20:18
  her cherry. I swear to god, we were. We were. It
• 20:21
  was like it was six periods. It was six period athletic. Do you
• 20:25
  know how like you always do soccer at the end of the at the end
• 20:26
  of the day, and that's when all the homies hang out pretty much.
• 20:30
  And we were there and we were like, you know, putting on the
• 20:32
  cleats, putting on the shine guards in my homies, like dog and so
• 20:36
  and so's fucking classroom. And I was like, no, you didn't.
• 20:37
  He's like, you know how he lets us in there and go do her
• 20:40
  homework or like fuck around and find out a type of shit and it's not
• 20:41
  like that. He's like, whoa. This time there was no one there
• 20:45
  and they got crazy like bonder and we didn't believe her. But it was
• 20:48
  blood on the wall, and I was like whoa, and he's like,
• 20:51
  yeah, look, and he showed us tongue. You know, it was
• 20:52
  little kids. I'd get on the wall. The whole squad dog, I
• 20:56
  don't fucking know, like the whole spot went over there to go look at
• 21:02
  this bloodstain. Like right, read read a few of these comments and like
• 21:04
  the crazy thing that I want to point out of these The crazy thing that
• 21:07
  I want to point out about these comments. There's a lot of people that
• 21:11
  are that have examples of these crazy teachers, look like read some of them
• 21:17
  off these are you're coming in like crazy read them watching There's one that I
• 21:23
  read that I thought it was crazy. I know, which when you're talking
• 21:26
  about hooked on chronic yes or cam teacher was arrested from Molla's station. That's
• 21:33
  crazy. That's like against the whale type shit, like you know, like
• 21:34
  this was like no, no, like you know or something like that.
• 21:38
  Have you ever had a chance with the teacher with the teacher? No.
• 21:41
  There was teachers that I found attractive, like which is kind of hard from
• 21:44
  wherever with them, and they flew with you back a little fur back with
• 21:47
  me. This one would always fur back with me, a little fat kid.
• 21:51
  Yeah yeah, like no, not I but I was like I would
• 21:56
  always get them like you you look good that purple dressed my said, and
• 22:00
  she's like thank you. Who I'm married, don't worry about it. Shit
• 22:03
  like that. You know what? Those are the worst? Oh? Yes,
• 22:08
  and and and mister there were teachers that would take compliments as certain a
• 22:12
  little bit too well. It was like certain, damn miss Flintes, you
• 22:15
  look at hella good and then she turned red dog teaching alger but it's like
• 22:19
  made you still gonna fail me? But she looked fine today, bro.
• 22:22
  I would always yeah, it would be nice to him, you know.
• 22:26
  And I'm not even lying. I think I said the story. The story
• 22:29
  on Thursdays senior year. I mean, the homie started. There's one thing
• 22:33
  because it's miss edmund Like, like I said her, she wear this purple
• 22:36
  dress, perfect dog like style dress. And this is high school, bro.
• 22:41
  So me and the homie were like, she needs to wear that purple
• 22:45
  dress more often. So me and the homie started wearing purple on Thursdays and
• 22:48
  we called Purple Thursdays. And then we had a couple of the homies wearing
• 22:52
  it. Yea, she started being called part of the crew, and I
• 22:55
  got I got one fucking crazy right here call style. At Meet Truck Con.
• 23:03
  Some baseball coach in high school was stuffing all the popular dudes. Damn
• 23:11
  bro. I believe that in today's age, because you know how everybody could
• 23:15
  be all gay and proud, which as they should. But you know what
• 23:18
  I'm saying, like like like you know, everybody wants to be free,
• 23:22
  to dis country or deserves to be free. It's like you could be all
• 23:25
  gay and proud, but I've been now it's like motherfucker's out there could be
• 23:29
  just getting all stuff, bro, you know what I mean, Like you
• 23:30
  just be like, oh, this is the hotel in class of twenty twenty
• 23:34
  five. Fucking the janitor is gonna pipe him down too. It's not just
• 23:37
  Natalie getting piped down no more. It's not Thali Old. It wasn't.
• 23:44
  Yeah, custodians over here looping up the broom and ship all right, look
• 23:49
  there's more hold on yo, granddad, granddad slippers. I went to continuation
• 23:56
  school. All of our teachers we're I'm all about to retire, and they
• 24:00
  don't give a fuck. I believe that ship and they know you're all y'all
• 24:06
  are just like fuck ups. Anyways, somebody said, I'm sorry, Rob,
• 24:11
  Rob rolmost continuation is like basically, it's your last chance. Yeah,
• 24:15
  there's your last chance. You have a baby for some reason. You back,
• 24:21
  Why why were you in continuation? Yea? The good? The Good
• 24:27
  says Basketball Diaries type of shit. Like when the old man blew Leo in
• 24:33
  the bathroom. That was a very disturbing scene in that movie dog If.
• 24:37
  It was like a teenager and then like that food really wants heroin, so
• 24:41
  that fool's like, let me suck your dick and don't get you the heroine
• 24:44
  and that food does it, and it's just like, I'm like, bro,
• 24:47
  like, it's a fucking crazy ass fucking thing. Somebody said. We
• 24:49
  also had look damn food. This is a lot of allegations. Bro,
• 24:53
  nah look the Outlaw ninety seven two. We also had a hit history teacher
• 25:00
  trading diplomas to all the trollos for sex. God do foot down. Wow,
• 25:12
  you bull's gone wild. Imagine that fools Like Little Mystery was my student.
• 25:18
  That's like he wears the masking grand granddads slippers. I knew a bitch
• 25:23
  named Tony that was a p coach at Bullard High. She got caught doing
• 25:29
  coke and fingering the volleyball team. A girl coach or a dude, Tony's
• 25:37
  both ways. Yeah, I don't believe. I don't believe this female right
• 25:41
  there. I don't believe this one's a female. You gotta put that button
• 25:49
  in there. Dude, we do things. Get that ice cube that's a
• 25:53
  freemale. All right, let me read this one. This one's crazy to
• 25:57
  me. Bate you knows, says, I knew janitors that got some action.
• 26:03
  There's no way dog and Janitar is getting food. The janitors, the
• 26:07
  ones that I'm telling you about. They used to house Natalie Bro. They
• 26:08
  used to be bro. They used to be in the weight room. And
• 26:14
  one of these fools used to show up. You remember what the g wouldn't
• 26:17
  fucking tank top, the one but the one that fifty said it was like
• 26:21
  a bro but you had to be yoked and it was you. Yeah,
• 26:23
  brought this fools show up to school and that dog. And then I remember
• 26:27
  one time walking out of the consoler's office, Bro, and I've seen that
• 26:30
  food just talking to her like like that food was against the fucking solder machine
• 26:34
  dog. And I was just like, Bro, I stay waiting to handle
• 26:37
  dogs smell like shit. You clean bathrooms. They would go Bro. They
• 26:41
  would have the boarder room where they would just live weights. These foods were
• 26:45
  yoked out. That food was all he did was just like the bathrooms and
• 26:49
  work. Just be buff. Yeah, he was just buff. And I'm
• 26:52
  pretty sure it wasn't his first. It wasn't his first fucking like chick that
• 26:56
  like he probably had room like there. I'm pretty sure there was a rip
• 27:00
  of them, and a lot of these fools probably got swept under the rug.
• 27:02
  Because not everybody believe half these bitches bon dubious. At my high school,
• 27:07
  there was a teacher who got caught ordering stuff to make a math.
• 27:11
  The FBI surrounded the school. I'm sorry, but this part is in I
• 27:19
  can't read a dog. The FBI surround our school in shafter look it up.
• 27:25
  But yeah, there, that's crazy, bro. Some of these allegations
• 27:30
  are crazy, bro, like and and and I'm surprised why none of these
• 27:34
  things ever didn't make it into mainstream bro, because now, God forbid anybody
• 27:38
  did something like that. Bro, somebody would find that out and they would
• 27:42
  report it, and then we would have a story, and then it would
• 27:45
  be all over the k COW nine news or whatever the fuck it is.
• 27:48
  I mean, they might wrong. Yeah, would you have snitched? You
• 27:53
  think your ego would have got to you. I was too insecure where I
• 27:56
  would have felt validated, getting like if I would have, you would have
• 27:59
  told homies, yeahies, you're a little I think I could have been quiet.
• 28:03
  I think I'm like the phone out. It would have been like favor
• 28:10
  is like watch, she's gonna bring me burger king. The only person I
• 28:12
  would have told my dad to flex. The only person I would have told
• 28:15
  would be my dad A flex. I'm like, dad, no, come
• 28:22
  in, No, bro, your dad would want to get in on that.
• 28:23
  Actually I would have some credit to have no my ego because then you
• 28:29
  know what happened. Now, I'm assuming she likes everybody. Now, I'm
• 28:32
  assuming if I tell the homies now, she's gonna start sucking the homies.
• 28:34
  I got a crazy one dog. What's up? Keiko from the South.
• 28:38
  I was molested by both Backman and Bill. Nye says XG. I was
• 28:47
  about to say, yo, if you got molested by Bill, and I
• 28:49
  could break the silence here, but don't be but don't show up like some
• 28:52
  fucking even said come break the silence or didn't even say yo, my bad.
• 28:56
  We need no you see, we need our moment. I've been like,
• 29:03
  let it out, love, Hey, brou up, Yeah anybody,
• 29:10
  Yeah, that's all every single story in there. You're you're a piece of
• 29:12
  human being. Girl guy. And even though I think it's think it's a
• 29:15
  double standard manage, getting molested by Bill and not the size guy makes you
• 29:22
  say it over and over again. Bill bit Yeah that yeah, bro,
• 29:30
  it'd be just as disturbing as that. George Lucas, Uh, what is
• 29:33
  it that remember in South Park with those fools can't like kept raping all the
• 29:37
  fucking movies. That was a That was a disturbing episode of South Park for
• 29:41
  me, when fucking George Lucas and Spielberg were molested. They were just fucking
• 29:47
  all the movies. No, No, there was an episode where George Lucas
• 29:49
  and Spielberg we're raping in the end of Jones. Yeah, that's the one.
• 29:53
  That's the one. Yeah, that's yeah, disturbing. Yeah, it
• 29:56
  was, no, but but it's like it's weird because like they walk up
• 30:00
  to that food and it was like, what are you doing? Where do
• 30:03
  you think you're going? And you just start raping them, bro, And
• 30:04
  I'm just like, Bro, that's what you want to be in movie?
• 30:07
  Yeah? Yeah, bah from the movie Boys Don't Cry. I haven't seen
• 30:11
  Team Americas. Shit, yeah, that's fuck. That's a movie. The
• 30:15
  most American film ever made. Some gangster ship bro. Team America record at
• 30:21
  home right now. It's a classic good hippie says I feel bad food,
• 30:26
  the little homies getting stuck in those situations. Do you think that that would
• 30:30
  have sucked you up? Though? Bro? Like think about it. Somebody
• 30:33
  technically glooming you that thing has to fuck you up, because you're gonna expect
• 30:36
  that kind of reaction from all girls your age and girls your age at that
• 30:38
  time. Ain't don't act like holes like that. I mean, if you
• 30:41
  want me to be honest with you, I don't even think it's getting the
• 30:42
  pussy. It's her fucking with your brain. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 30:45
  I don't think it's fussy because I was already getting pussy. Pussy's pussy.
• 30:48
  Yeah, I had already hit pussy. It's not like she would she
• 30:52
  would have been cracking my virginity. I really think it would be the mental
• 30:56
  head game. She fuck with me where I'm getting an A. I think
• 30:59
  I did good in my That's what I think. She'd be buckling with me
• 31:03
  in my head. Or or you get an f and say see me after
• 31:07
  class, and then turned says turned the page psych kick up from the South.
• 31:14
  I did date a girl that her brother was a substitute working on this
• 31:18
  teacher certification, and he got arrested and charged with molestation of a female student.
• 31:26
  My girlfriend at that time was whining to whoop her ass in the street,
• 31:33
  you know, you know, dog like speaking of like like I'll tell
• 31:37
  you right now, dog, this is just my experience, and it happened
• 31:41
  to me when I was like eighteen or barely turned eighteen. Food, I
• 31:45
  was dating this bitch when I was like seventeen and a half. I remember
• 31:47
  when I was dating this like twenty six year old that will come pick me
• 31:49
  up at the stool. I didn't know about that, but you told me
• 31:52
  about that years after. Yeah, Like Food, just so y'all know allegations
• 31:56
  like there was there was like I remember like we had one of the grad
• 32:00
  nights or like something like a six flags, right, and then we went
• 32:04
  as an Academy of Finance. And then the homegirl used to dating an older
• 32:07
  dude because you know, like like like the younger bitches that are in high
• 32:10
  school, it was normal for them to date older dudes. Nobody had a
• 32:13
  problem with it. So you would see like like dudes they were not in
• 32:15
  high school coming and pick somebod these bitches up. But you're just like,
• 32:17
  all right, whatever, that's your older boyfriend. I'm also surprised. I
• 32:21
  do remember girls flexing that to like teachers and the teachers. So, Food,
• 32:27
  why is your boyfriend picking up? So I meet it? So I
• 32:29
  meet this bitch or like a six flags right, and then like I started,
• 32:31
  I started, like you know, I started dating this bitch dog and
• 32:35
  then I come to find out, Bro, this bitch was like twenty six
• 32:37
  bro, and I was like seventeen. Yeah. And then like when I
• 32:39
  think about it, like when I think about it, I was like,
• 32:43
  damn this, Like what was up with this base? Like you could like
• 32:46
  you were were you damaged goods? Like you couldn't date no bits, no
• 32:49
  dude, your age, Like why do we what is the twenty six year
• 32:52
  old looking at a seventeen and a half, like seventeen and a half year
• 32:55
  old dude, And like looking at it now, I'm just like that is
• 32:58
  kind of like, yo, that's a little bit like I'm like, you're
• 33:02
  groming up, you're grooming. Yeah, but life, she prepared me for
• 33:09
  life? Yeah, Bro, that shit was fucking crazy. When I think
• 33:13
  about it, like and then I just they didn't fuck me up or anything
• 33:16
  like that. Don't get me wrong, she wasn't doing anything, of course,
• 33:19
  like any fucking normal male is gonna be looking at it, but like
• 33:22
  looking at it now from an older point of view, I'm just like,
• 33:24
  what the fuck was this bitch doing like why were you? Like there was
• 33:28
  a reason. Everybody that was has some sense was looking at me like,
• 33:31
  oooh, your girlfriend shouldn't have a car let alone a nice BMW. That
• 33:36
  just picking you up like you're still in high school. She's picking you up
• 33:39
  from school. Dismissal foo like this is fucking weird. Like bend Over.
• 33:45
  There's a Colorado woman who got pregnant from a thirteen year old. She having
• 33:50
  the kid and not going to prison. Oh no, no, no,
• 33:54
  next one, next one. The outlaw. When we were sixteen, my
• 34:00
  homie got caught breaking into houses and got put on probation. The po ended
• 34:06
  up inviting him to come to her house to do housework. Well, she
• 34:10
  popped the wine bottle. One one thing led to another. He ended up
• 34:15
  banger. She would pick him up every week and to bone. She would
• 34:21
  even buy him dime sacks and they would smoke together. She eventually ended up
• 34:27
  telling him that he could move in with her and when he turned eighteen,
• 34:31
  they would get married and moved to may He Do you think that's delusion at
• 34:39
  that point though? Do you think that that's very delusion some type of Stockholm
• 34:44
  syndrome? You know what Stockholm syndrome is. Yeah, but I don't know
• 34:49
  what Stockholm syndrome is. I heard it, but I don't know what it
• 34:52
  is. Let's just say I kidnapped you and we rob banks, and eventually
• 34:58
  you start doing it and you start liking it. It's kind of like that,
• 35:00
  you start like develop a taste exactly. Oh, it's like food.
• 35:04
  It's like foods that they never killed. But then they're like they see the
• 35:06
  like, oh, I kind of liked this, like turns him on and
• 35:08
  ship. Yeah, like there's a lot of sick foods like that. Damn,
• 35:13
  that's great. I'm trying to I'm trying to catch up with the with
• 35:15
  the people. If XG tells Bart's business, then he will tell his own
• 35:21
  business quick. Why people have not forgiven you, I guess for that.
• 35:25
  But what did you say about the visectomy? We don't when we have a
• 35:29
  bag, we don't seem to me to say, yeah, bro, I
• 35:30
  mean it's not a big secret. You don't have kids. It's for either
• 35:32
  one or two the reasons he told me like spread up, which I don't
• 35:36
  think it's crazy. I mean, I don't know if it was a secret,
• 35:38
  bad Bart to put your business out there. He's only the one who
• 35:40
  brought it up the first of all. Like, I did you read this
• 35:45
  one KICKO from the South, It says I date I did day the girl
• 35:47
  that her brother was a substitute. Yeah, all right. Has anybody seen
• 35:54
  the Jared documentary from Subway on Netflix? Where is it that it's on Netflix?
• 36:01
  Heard that discussed? I don't think it's It's on all kinds of platforms,
• 36:06
  but you gotta like pay a premium and ship it on Netflix. It's
• 36:09
  on Netflix. Really, I've seen some of these commentations. Watch I heard
• 36:14
  it's dirty. Dude. I can't. Yeah, I still cannot believe that
• 36:19
  Subway is still open to this day. I don't know. It wasn't really,
• 36:22
  it was more like a spokesperson type. No, it was their main
• 36:24
  guy. He was or we'll look it up, but it was spokesper.
• 36:28
  Yeah, but it was their main person. Bro. It's the reason.
• 36:30
  It's a reason Subway got big. Remember he was Remember Remember he was the
• 36:35
  first fool to um to lose that much. Don't think he lost all the
• 36:38
  way just reading sandwiches. I know, I tried eating Subway for the whole
• 36:42
  month, and like that ship was just like ghotaro after a while, Okay,
• 36:45
  like in and Out, the only one eat it once in a great
• 36:47
  wild in and out it is like Persian food. You taste that ship all
• 36:51
  day, bro, and it's not even the just fun. And I think
• 36:53
  it's better than in and out. Bakers, you gotta try that next time
• 36:57
  in that area. I think it's better than in and out? Why did
• 37:00
  Subway stop using Jared for fifteen years? He was a fast food spokesperson turned
• 37:07
  pop culture icon with a dark secret. So what I'm saying like he was
• 37:12
  so it was the main guy to this day I think of when I think
• 37:14
  of somebody, think of the fact guy that lost weight eating some of the
• 37:16
  fucking glasses. He looked crazy, looked like I don't know how. I
• 37:20
  don't know how they didn't change their name. I'm name was. He wasn't
• 37:22
  a fact Like I wouldn't believed them if they would have replaced him with like
• 37:25
  when the Verizon guy, remember that? Can you hear me? Now?
• 37:29
  Oh that guy was good bat It wasn't fat trip. Yeah, I'm just
• 37:31
  saying like he would have just he would have been a good fit for something
• 37:35
  like that. But I'm just saying like it was just weird for you to
• 37:37
  try to be the guy to sell me subway. They said that with Jared,
• 37:39
  his name was on the bottom of Sucking Epstein Island list, but he
• 37:43
  would write a little small you couldn't read it. He said he lost that
• 37:46
  much weight eating subway. You don't believe that he did exercise. But yeah,
• 37:51
  I can't just read from eating sandwiches. All right. So to watch
• 37:53
  the documentary dollars Discovery plus Discovery Plus. So if you have Discovery Plus,
• 38:00
  there you go. Yeah, and I don't even know if I want to
• 38:05
  watch. That's that whole deep to angle ruin. It's like Jeffrey you watching
• 38:08
  the kind of ruined your day? Like what what do I watch next?
• 38:13
  And that. Yeah, it's like it's that whole thing, Like what the
• 38:15
  fuck, bro, You're just what You're like, what the fuck? The
• 38:17
  world so fucked up it is? Yeah, that's literally why I don't want
• 38:21
  to watch. I really gonna watch it. I'm just gonna be like,
• 38:22
  you just go kill your day. Yeah, all the fucking kids got trauma.
• 38:25
  This guy's in jail. You ever watched like something scary and then it's
• 38:29
  based on a true story and just like great now I don't want to go
• 38:31
  hiking, like I like, I saw some shit like like hostile houstile ruins,
• 38:37
  hostile rustles, hostile ruined Europe. Yeah yeah, fuck yourself, hostile
• 38:44
  set. Don't come to Europe. He's on if you don't like this German
• 38:46
  doctor chopping your eye off, like, don't ever come to Europe. I
• 38:50
  know, and I never did it, and I like, not till this
• 38:52
  day, anybody's like, do you want to go to answers that why so
• 38:55
  I could get killed by a German scientist. No, I don't need that
• 39:00
  in my I don't got shit in my life. Man. Yeah, And
• 39:04
  I kind of like those movies like I like Salt, Like, don't get
• 39:07
  me wrong, you don't think that I thought you don't think that. I
• 39:09
  thought about it before consciously making the decision to go to Japan. I was
• 39:13
  like, those fools did bombas But then you know what I mean. But
• 39:15
  then I'm just like, but we got back, but we're like we did
• 39:17
  teach them a lesson. I think it beef is over and as you are
• 39:22
  American, but you could play like a Mexican of solvatory. And it wasn't
• 39:25
  me. That was damn yeah, you're not blowd Blue Eye. But they're
• 39:29
  like no, like it's not like Rock Sampson going on like he's yan key
• 39:34
  yeah yeah, Bro that that that food. Yeah, Bro, that's that's
• 39:42
  kind of like I guess, to the rest of the world, it's only
• 39:43
  here, no wonder they act Keller privilege when they out here, not not
• 39:45
  necessarily I'm saying, like Rock, I'm just saying, like, that's where
• 39:49
  the white privilege, like, you know what I mean, it's the only
• 39:51
  place where it kicks it because take me to the rest of the world,
• 39:52
  they're just like, oh, you're the you're you're the ones that just went
• 39:57
  and just took it everything that wasn't yours. I just think that's how the
• 40:00
  rest of the world kind of looks at there. Bro. They're like,
• 40:02
  here comes the finders keepers, you know what I mean, Like, Bro,
• 40:06
  like that's how also you're supposed to be. He's on, I gotta
• 40:09
  ask you this because I remember I saw this and and all I did I
• 40:13
  was like, man, and I was gonna text it to you or d
• 40:15
  M two, but I was like, no, I'm gonna wait because I
• 40:16
  want to talk about on the show. What do you think about this cat
• 40:21
  that got tatted by the cartel. I think that was fucked up, fucked
• 40:23
  up. It's kind of it looks tight though. I'm not gonna lie.
• 40:25
  I'll be honest. I'm gonna playing Devil's advocate. It's but it's obviously not
• 40:30
  cool. But they found a cat that was tatted by the hairless Cat,
• 40:34
  and they had it in jail and all this shit sport. You have to
• 40:37
  put it asleep, right like you have at your rehabilitation center. Yeah,
• 40:43
  no, it's you just had to take it to a rehabilitation center. And
• 40:45
  I think it got picked up by some kind of a you know, but
• 40:46
  how do you think they got those tats on the cats? What I'm trying
• 40:50
  to say, you have a cat with the other movie, you have to
• 40:52
  probably knock it out. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm like,
• 40:55
  I saw that. I was gonna if you don't think that, If you
• 40:59
  don't think that food, don't get jail, don't get stuff in jail.
• 41:01
  Bro. Like, like, I ain't gonna lie. Bro. Every time
• 41:04
  I see a new No Jumper interview, because he's back on glorifying street life
• 41:07
  as a white guy, like, because you know, the lack aniversity.
• 41:10
  Like I'm just saying, like, you know what I'm saying, Like he's
• 41:14
  back to highlighting what is it the hood life and shit and all the fools
• 41:19
  that he's been having as of lately. It's just nothing but fools. That
• 41:21
  was like, we get everything in jail. We get fucking jail. We
• 41:24
  fucking we get drugs, we get this. It's like it's popping in there.
• 41:29
  I was just like, Bro, I'm like, there's no way in
• 41:30
  hell you're gonna convince me that jail is a good time. And no like
• 41:35
  like and whenever, like how do you feel whenever somebody tries to convince you
• 41:37
  that that it's like a merit bands like food you didn't you didn't serve.
• 41:42
  It's not like the like when somebody comes in here, was like, fucking
• 41:45
  I'm fucking first ranking sergeant over here to Vietnam War. I served over here.
• 41:49
  American US say that's something bragging shit right there. I'd be like,
• 41:52
  hell, yeah, bro, that's some motherfucker right there. He kills some
• 41:54
  fucking some to Jo's with his fucking bare hands or whatever. The fucking god.
• 42:00
  Bro. But it's like when somebody is like yop, but in fifteen
• 42:01
  years. I'd be like, for what for something you could have prevented that
• 42:05
  you had a choice. Like I'm not saying everybody's like that, but I
• 42:07
  just like he's like, yuls, look that bad and there I just don't.
• 42:12
  I just don't understand that, bro where it's just where that logic comes
• 42:15
  from. No disrespect, but I just don't see. It's like, like,
• 42:19
  if this is if this is the life that you're gonna be telling people
• 42:21
  it's not that bad, then you would have been cool with being a bird
• 42:23
  and a pucking pet shop. Some people love it. I know fools that
• 42:27
  literally don't mind being in there makes their life easier, It makes life easier.
• 42:30
  Some people like like an easy life out here. You have to pay
• 42:32
  bills, you're well, go to the job out there. When you're there,
• 42:37
  you just wake up to read books, hang out with the homies.
• 42:42
  For people like that, obviously, fools that don't like pussy because that would
• 42:45
  drive you know what you're you know what trips me out When foods try to
• 42:47
  convince you and tell you you ever had spread food? No, No,
• 42:51
  I never had spread. So I don't need to. I don't want to.
• 42:54
  Don't make it for me. Oh wait, I'll wait to have it
• 42:57
  in there. I'll save myself there if that ever. This is my path,
• 43:00
  you know, like knocked out hood straight up, like call you,
• 43:04
  I'll call you. I'll call you. What's the greatest recipe? Yeah?
• 43:07
  How many wheenies and doritos do I need with this fucking shit that's gonna come
• 43:12
  out? Spread? I don't want to spread, dog my cousin spread making
• 43:19
  that ship. How do you get spread to homeless person? That shit out
• 43:22
  of my face? Out of my face, beauty sprinkle fit. You know
• 43:31
  that's the real thing now, bro, Because like it's like a it's a
• 43:35
  it's a counter it's over the counterfeit, Like it's a snack. That's a
• 43:39
  snack. There's a snack called spreads. No disrespect to you, homie,
• 43:43
  you know what I mean. I don't know you, nor have I ever
• 43:45
  tried your product, you know what I mean. I'd be open to just
• 43:47
  giving it that good old high and hungry tribe, but it just doesn't seem
• 43:51
  appealing to this market. Right here. We are the biggest fucking capitalists,
• 43:54
  one of the biggest capitalist nations that you know, taught y'all how to do
• 43:59
  consumerism. Right, and we have that right to fucking tell you that what
• 44:01
  we don't like. That's what the reason motherfucker's come over here, bro,
• 44:06
  to fucking have that liberty. But I remember food and I used to when
• 44:08
  I when I used to sell cars food, they used to be this fat
• 44:10
  ass for his name was a D. He fucking this was a fat fuck.
• 44:15
  He was like the clown from Spawn, Like, yeah, it was
• 44:21
  legal Zambo, but he was like that feels like about that size. And
• 44:23
  he used to be this one fat ass fool and this who had just come
• 44:25
  out of doing like some serious time, you know. I want to say
• 44:29
  it was like well over fifteen years, right, and I'm just like,
• 44:32
  damn, bro. And then one day this food fuck it goes to the
• 44:36
  nine cent store, Bro, and he could buys this big fucking thing,
• 44:38
  right, a big tupperware starts buying all these chips, and We're like,
• 44:44
  damn, what the fuck is a D doing? Like girl watching this food
• 44:46
  at the top, I was like this came up with the Redoos pickles and
• 44:50
  he's in the back bro, one of the garages, just fucking whipping this
• 44:52
  up. And he thinks that everybody's gonna be into this Bro. So he
• 44:57
  whips up this whole fucking niggas brand. Then he fucking brings it during large
• 45:00
  time to everybody, Bro and everybody fucking like the other three foods that I've
• 45:07
  met to jail that it was working. There were just like, no,
• 45:09
  we don't have to eat this ship no more, Bro. If you didn't
• 45:13
  have money for burger king, I could have bought a fat ass something like
• 45:15
  they ever fucking did. They started clowning him and this book got mad like
• 45:20
  like so fucking but her dog like it was. It was fucking hilarious,
• 45:23
  and I just remember I was like like I just remember even the fucking the
• 45:27
  lowest person on the total bowl, like the mechanic was like got is to
• 45:31
  the way he was like there, thing is there's things that that you don't
• 45:36
  like eating to this day because you were like, fuck, I remember those
• 45:38
  days, um honestly like like strug like any everybody's had struggle meals. But
• 45:46
  I just I don't think there's anything I really fucking dislike. I want to
• 45:52
  say consciously like consciously dislike because it's not good for for for my health or
• 46:00
  anybody's health is eating a lot of those ninety nine cents snacks that were just
• 46:05
  all processed. I definitely regret eating those little debbies. I regret eating those
• 46:08
  uh those honey buns. Those things so they're so good, but they're also
• 46:14
  so cancerous, you know what I mean. So I'm just saying, like,
• 46:16
  and when I find out if you just eat one. But when I
• 46:22
  was in the struggle and I was going, I was in college, it
• 46:24
  was like six for five dollars. You know, I'm over here. I
• 46:28
  was like, give me turn, you know what I mean, Like I
• 46:30
  need to have these sugars. But like and then I also I also can't.
• 46:35
  I do not like eating anything that has that. I'm not saying I'm
• 46:37
  bougie like that where I will eat something out of a can, but if
• 46:40
  it's something that has that can taste or it's coming out of a can,
• 46:44
  like it's like look, but I'm saying, like, you know, there's
• 46:49
  certain things that just have that can taste sam Yeah, yeah, Like to
• 46:54
  this day, I like I remember until Dad told my mom was like,
• 46:58
  I was like, why do I still like? That is good? Yuka?
• 47:06
  Just it was just literally and that was my dessert. At one point,
• 47:07
  I was like why I would put on something sweet. I would have
• 47:10
  nothing sweet. I would have some bread with butter and fucking sprinkles of sugar.
• 47:15
  I would put honey, though, I would put honey. I just
• 47:17
  remember is good, Like with the with the toast. I just remember that
• 47:22
  shit the cinnamon sugar with the toast that was bomb like that. You know
• 47:29
  what's one strugg You know what's one struggle meal that I do? Like I
• 47:32
  fuck with spam like I like that shit like I breakfast, I could like
• 47:38
  not just even for breakfast. And I sucked that ship up in a sandwich.
• 47:42
  I don't like spam, Like I know it's a lot of it's salty,
• 47:45
  but but it's just that ship is viral like that shit that sh Yeah,
• 47:51
  like that ship is one thing where I'm just like, what's the strugg
• 47:53
  Like like one thing that not that it because it tastes bomb, but remember
• 47:58
  it's a little kid. I ate it in this because I felt like a
• 48:00
  poor person like beans in a soup, like like just beans and likes fired.
• 48:07
  I hate you hate it. I hated what what That's one meal from
• 48:14
  my childhood with people? Yeah, because we are you serious? I will
• 48:19
  fuck up a sop hay hole is right, now I don't know. I
• 48:22
  hate a whole bean in soupy water. And when they have the fucking cheese
• 48:27
  and the grandma and it mixes with the fucking fire. Dog fire, we
• 48:35
  didn't even get the cheese. Sometimes wet brick cheese and mix it all.
• 48:42
  You put it in the grateryah, dog, that'sh sole is fired, dog
• 48:49
  man, put it put the pole up. There is yes or no dog?
• 48:52
  You ever has the fire or no? Two tortillas wrong. Get the
• 49:00
  castle, the castle hard or soft one and just mix it all up.
• 49:05
  That's like, that's like Central American spread right, that's the whole is spread
• 49:07
  right there. There should be a starter that shouldn't be the main course a
• 49:13
  little in my house, what I mean. And then to to stretch it
• 49:17
  out with some rice in the water. That's the only thing that saved it
• 49:22
  for me. What the rice? Where's the god? Man? They ain't
• 49:27
  fucking chili food. Like, it's not chili with the chili beans, you
• 49:32
  know what I'm saying, Like, yeah, just say it's not the same
• 49:40
  thing. It's not it's not jump It's like, it's not it's not a
• 49:44
  gumbo, you know. I say, it's no codomy. Although I would
• 49:46
  say, I would like, I'm pretty sure somewhere out there there's somebody that
• 49:51
  has and they've done it gourmet style, like some fucking boogie ass Mexican.
• 49:59
  You could have bake like bacon pitts on fire on that all right? You
• 50:01
  know what's fire? That's that's like kind of like soppy hole it's but in
• 50:05
  a different scale. The house dogs, I'll be funny. That's my favorite
• 50:09
  soup dog. Yeah, yeah, I'll be fucking with so fun They have
• 50:13
  different colored ones too. They had the orange ones. She's our fire too,
• 50:15
  dog. She's a lot of iron. It's really good for you.
• 50:19
  Yeah, yeah, I remember when we were kids. I like this,
• 50:22
  like when I was a kid. Now it's like, but then you could
• 50:24
  see that you could put though they're technically beans, they're lentil beans, so
• 50:29
  so you can put anything in that like I know that, like the way
• 50:30
  my mom makes it. She puts vegetables. And then there's some bacon in
• 50:34
  that ship too. Have you ever, Yeah, we're bacon. That ship's
• 50:36
  fire but yeah, or sounds like yeah, the chop doll that is fired.
• 50:40
  Dog? You ever had fucking sos? They called it a ship on
• 50:46
  the shingles, hammerger meat and great with the mash potatoes. But I'm not
• 50:51
  I don't know what that sounds like a shepherd pie? Yeah? Okay,
• 50:55
  hold on therefferent for you? How do you explain this again? It's called
• 51:00
  sos. They call it shit on the shingles. It's beef gravy with the
• 51:05
  hammerer meat on top of some mashed potatoes or some like bread. But you
• 51:09
  toasted. That sounds like some trailer trash inventions. Nah, just the name
• 51:14
  alone dog nah single for us? Back? Yeah, I bet your bill
• 51:19
  knows about it. Now. That's that sounds like some shit you tell someone
• 51:22
  that you don't want to share. What do you sh on the shingles?
• 51:24
  I don't want that, yeah, Stu huh Yeah, if he don't says
• 51:30
  that meaning shit on shingles? And is that kind of like sloppy Joe?
• 51:34
  That sounds like a shepherd's pie? You know? Eight? But have y'all
• 51:37
  fools ever fucked with sloppy Joes? I didn't have enough. I didn't I
• 51:40
  love. I tried sloppy Joe's the first time when with the who I remember
• 51:45
  the first time I tried sloppy Joe's wasn't the cafeteria line, dog, And
• 51:50
  I had never like, I had never known what sloppy Joe's word. Dog.
• 51:52
  And I remember getting my ticket, Dog. I remember just going up
• 51:57
  and I fucking got then and I got the meal and I was just like,
• 52:00
  yo, what is this? And the bread was soaked with the jews
• 52:02
  and then you fucking just take that bite? And I was like, oh,
• 52:06
  whoever my trash amanted this? This ship was fire and yeah, you
• 52:10
  guys, you're gonna fire with the slice of cheese on it. I mean,
• 52:15
  I don't remember mine having cheese. I just remember straight out the two
• 52:19
  plain pieces of bread. And then you know, I have that was fire
• 52:22
  trail that I'm not eating. That looks and gravy. I'll fuck that up,
• 52:28
  though, I'll fuck up like it's supposed to be beef gravey. That
• 52:31
  looks like sausage gravy right there. I don't know, But sloppy Joe's sloppy
• 52:37
  Joe. How how come the trash how come they don't how come they don't
• 52:40
  sell sloppy. I'm just not a Sloppy Joe truck. I start like,
• 52:44
  brother, like that is like a that is an idea that nobody's ever done,
• 52:47
  like, how come nobody's ever taking sloppy Joe's with different types of recipes
• 52:52
  and fucking just put made it to go or a restaurant where you can go.
• 52:55
  I'm pretty sure you will have white trash lining up around the corner and
• 52:59
  including some white trash. But I love. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 53:02
  Don't we call me white trash. I'm just saying it just seems like
• 53:05
  a very like white trash meal. But I'll still funk with it. You
• 53:09
  know, I'm saying, like math is a white trash thing, but you
• 53:12
  know, people fun with it worldwide. You know what? You know what?
• 53:14
  You know? What's trailer trash, food, leftovers, whatever, meat,
• 53:17
  meat loaf, castro meat loaf, that's cash. I've never had a
• 53:22
  castle in my life, bro, I've always wanted too. I've always wanted
• 53:27
  to have a cast role. You have a food show. You haven't had
• 53:29
  a castle, never cash, never have cast castle. Make that shut.
• 53:35
  There's giving. That's your fire green meat castle sounds like you say right now?
• 53:40
  Fire? Yeah, thanks giving me. You have the episode for bring
• 53:45
  meat. Love to me is white people hun me love is good? Make
• 53:50
  it a burger, have you ever, does every meet love come with the
• 53:52
  egg in the middle, or like there's an egg. I've had one with
• 53:54
  the egg in there like hard. I never And that ship is fired too
• 53:58
  though, I remember. I remember that's the first time I had it.
• 54:00
  Because my grandma used to work for some really like rich hass Foods that used
• 54:04
  to own that Guarda a state that guard the Guarda what is it? You
• 54:07
  know that the armor truck company. Yeah, that's that family that she used
• 54:10
  to work from. She raised her kids and she thought about working for them
• 54:13
  too, but she raised like the CEOs like kids, like the Founders and
• 54:16
  all that shit. So like till this day, like she got to know
• 54:19
  to cook whatever. She used to be the housekeeper, right, and I
• 54:22
  just remember she knows that. I'm like, how the fuck is my grandma
• 54:23
  to cook the whitest ship, bro? My grandma will make the hell out
• 54:27
  of a fucking meeting over And I'm just like we would have this and Thanksgiving
• 54:30
  for a while, we were like, who's the white person that brought this?
• 54:32
  Like my grandma's like the one that made him. My grandma's had to
• 54:35
  make hell of white people food. Dog And I mean she also used to
• 54:37
  be a cooking a solid door too. She used to like cook like would
• 54:43
  you would consider the Beverly Hills hospital out here? But like out there for
• 54:46
  like I guess the rich people's pretty white, like actual chili your baby mama.
• 54:54
  Hey, by the way, before he continues about this, let me
• 54:58
  tell you guys right now, every buddy's watching on twitch. Thank you so
• 55:00
  much. We are not partners. Hit us up with the tears, all
• 55:04
  right, Hit us up with the tears. I know that I forgot about
• 55:07
  the last time. But if you have proof that you were amongst the top
• 55:08
  three tiers, send me proof, and what is it. I will send
• 55:13
  you a gift. And today we are going to be doing the same thing.
• 55:15
  So at the end of the day, anybody who sends us tears or
• 55:17
  bits, I will be announcing. And please remind me at the end who
• 55:22
  the top three winners is, because I know sometimes I do forget. That's
• 55:24
  not my fault. And if you want to see that behind the scenes of
• 55:28
  Disneyland or any other kind of stuff of Xavier getting used used to pushing a
• 55:32
  stroller, all the behind the scenes, go join the Patreon. I am
• 55:37
  very active on there. I fucking upload some of the stuff that I would
• 55:39
  never post anywhere else, So please take advantage of that and I do comment
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  back. So go look at a picture of Xavier post that exclusive major loss
• 55:50
  as someone took the at all. Oh yeah, if you guys want to
• 55:52
  see that clip of Cairo losing ten thousand dollars, I fucking will post it
• 55:58
  on there and definitely let me know so you guys can definitely repost that live.
• 56:02
  You never said that ship to me by bad you gotta. I told
• 56:05
  everybody d M. I told everybody DMB. I was like, but yeah,
• 56:09
  every everybody, all the behind the scenes, all the stuff that I
• 56:13
  would never post. Look at it on the Patreon because some of this stuff
• 56:16
  would be I'm reading them right now. Fuck you, I just logged on.
• 56:22
  Fuck you? How much did you recorded me? Hello? I got
• 56:25
  that preview ready. If you want me to show them you know what,
• 56:28
  let's yeah, yeah, let's get Let's get into this preview real quick.
• 56:31
  If anybody wants to know what's going on, this video drops tomorrow. What
• 56:36
  time tomorrow ray would be great. I'm gonna drop this video at eleven am
• 56:39
  tomorrow morning, eleven am, Yes, eleven am. If you have access
• 56:45
  to the Patreon. It's gonna be there. It's gonna stay there for all
• 56:47
  the Patreon people. If you want to watch this video of what happened to
• 56:52
  Disneyland behind the scenes with Barts and everything, how I snuck alcohol in there
• 56:55
  and what we did, make sure you guys fucking joined the Patreon right now.
• 57:00
  The link is. The link is on there at the bottom. Uh
• 57:04
  that we do have a five dollars or thirty dollars tier. And believe me,
• 57:07
  I'm sending out all your shirts and then I will make the other tears.
• 57:09
  I want you guys to tear up before. I want you guys want
• 57:13
  this shit, all right. I know I keep teasing you guys, but
• 57:15
  I want you guys to want this shit. It's just worth it. It's
• 57:17
  fucking hello worth it. So uh, somebody says self, NITCHI, well,
• 57:21
  then don't fucking watch it, bro, don't fucking watch it. Bro.
• 57:23
  You gotta you guys will watch some other motherfucker going to the world's most
• 57:28
  dangerous fucking part of the world, and it'd be like, oh, let's
• 57:30
  you know this was doing that. I was like, but wherever you're trying
• 57:31
  to come up and somebody always gotta say some negative ass shit. Shut up,
• 57:36
  ninchy, shut the fuck up. Bro, knock it off. Yeah,
• 57:38
  see the comments where I see you knock it off. You think beauty
• 57:40
  Pie cares about you. And like I always say it, if you saw
• 57:44
  your zone, you'd buy him, you'd buy him a beer. You give
• 57:46
  him one of your pre role. So what's give him five bucks? He
• 57:49
  gonna be happy and bucks right now. He'll give him five bucks right now,
• 57:52
  dog, straight up. So let's let's let's get into the let's get
• 57:57
  into this clip and we'll be right back becau. We don't smoke the same
• 58:00
  podcast. That's how we're starting off the Patreon video what's up, Dustin?
• 58:09
  Yeah, what's going on? Dustin? I heard is the first time at
• 58:14
  Disneyland? Yeah, I mean what it alright? Three four years ago.
• 58:22
  We're going to both parks today though years after the Dustin brought the hookah shoes.
• 58:32
  And this is the fucking horrible line. We gotta wait here. Xaviers
• 58:36
  still know where to be found? Have you ever had to look to read
• 58:40
  this ad? The hotel right here, literally the hotel where they have all
• 58:44
  line shit, he will probably be cooking the bomb mass school that you're gonna
• 58:47
  have that he and show me talk for I'll do that. It's a little
• 58:52
  scart up, hey, but that that's color right there. He's a legit,
• 58:55
  just a little scart up. Still getting stuff. Oh looking, look
• 58:59
  who's coming up behind the pregnant couple? Your not skinny? Not the good
• 59:07
  time right, look like congratulations. No, it doesn't worse. We need
• 59:16
  to get overpay for postal. I'm in the middle now the game. Oh
• 59:30
  my god, hold hold on, you gotta hold it, you gotta hold
• 59:31
  it. All right, all right, we are back here on the We
• 59:53
  don't smoke the same podcast and uh, what is it? Salute to everybody
• 59:58
  who who has subbed, who hast stopped on the on the Patreon. We
• 1:00:01
  will be doing some behind the scenes at other places that we will be going,
• 1:00:05
  like we're gonna I think next week we're gonna be going to the Visit
• 1:00:07
  Hollyweed Um anniversary party. So so we're gonna be having some behind the scenes
• 1:00:14
  that right after the show. We can possibly if I get seated seats on
• 1:00:16
  Saturday, maybe do some behind the scenes at the LAFC game and maybe we
• 1:00:22
  might go to the to the what is it to the Broal TV anniversary because
• 1:00:28
  I'm sorry the doctor Greatham Anniversary. We'll see what we could go by and
• 1:00:30
  then yeah, that's Saturday on Saturday. So there's quite an eventful an event
• 1:00:38
  for us, quite a lot a list for us to do it. If
• 1:00:40
  you guys want to see what's going on at those at those events. Some
• 1:00:44
  of that some of the language that I can't say on Instagram, but I
• 1:00:47
  choose to say it sometimes when I am fucked up, like I did the
• 1:00:51
  other day. You can watch that on Patreon. So I put up this
• 1:00:53
  poll about yes, oh yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, I'm not
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  gonna yeah he food. Look to remind that fool where I came from that.
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  You know, what's the craziest thing I had the other day? Hamburger
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  sup Hamburger soup? You pretty catch up? No, like, no,
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  it was it was like it was called Hamburger Sup. And it was yeah,
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  it was. It was pretty cool. It was very it was like
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  orange and like Hamburger helper. No, it was food. It was him.
• 1:01:34
  It looks just like Hamburger helper. No, it wasn't like it wasn't
• 1:01:37
  there was brisket was there was brisket and burger meeting it from Barts. No,
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  it was it was this one breakfast spot that I got it and I
• 1:01:45
  was tripping out and that's what they call it. But look like this then
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  huh no with it looked thicker than that and not that many ingredients tooning in
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  it. It was like the only qual and it was fire dog. I
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  would dog like I honestly, I tripped out. It didn't taste like a
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  hamburger as much, but it did taste like some good meat. Never you
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  know what mom used to do when I was a little kid. I hate
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  you more than that. No, but when I when I didn't want to
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  eat, you know what she would do. She put the food in the
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  blender and put it in the fucking bottle. And he's like, what one
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  holds savage hold on your Your mom would do what food like when I when
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  you were being a little kid and you were fussy and you didn't want to
• 1:02:25
  sit there, just girberry, because I would just go you know how your
• 1:02:28
  kids just grab the food and mother, so you remember that. I don't
• 1:02:31
  remember this, but she is to tell me. I was like, because
• 1:02:34
  I would always be like, don't know what you've been picking? As they
• 1:02:37
  need you on I was like, what do you mean, don't want to
• 1:02:37
  peachey way? And she's like, yeah, back then, no picking with
• 1:02:42
  women, not anymore. You want to put them in the blender before you.
• 1:02:49
  But that's disgusting magic and putting it in a blender and then having to
• 1:02:52
  drink it as a kid. I think your mom's logic was like, you
• 1:02:54
  want to act like a retard. You treat you like a retard, spit
• 1:03:00
  it out of She's like, that's retarded. You want these foods and the
• 1:03:05
  getting chew it up and make you eat it after Damn You're like, damn,
• 1:03:09
  we know what I'm thinking about that now. Yeah. I was like,
• 1:03:13
  dude, that was crazy. Melo man, raol, what do you
• 1:03:17
  say? I just had to say no, you know, like meloman As.
• 1:03:21
  I'm like, who's it? Yeah, I was like what did he
• 1:03:22
  say? By the way, shout out to everybody in the chat room.
• 1:03:25
  Hit that share. I see everybody coming on to Twitch and everybody. I
• 1:03:29
  see you guys on the Patriot. Like I said, the Patreon is worth
• 1:03:31
  it for all the people that want them. Behind the scenes, you're just
• 1:03:35
  miss Ralph's story about him. Yeah, oh ye that, yeah, hear
• 1:03:39
  that. Yeah, if you guys want to hear a Ralph's story about what
• 1:03:43
  happened in high school, somebody you know, high school berdu Marlah Bryant.
• 1:03:46
  Shit. Yeah, if you guys want to hear some of that, it's
• 1:03:50
  only gonna be available on there. Xavier, did your mom as water?
• 1:03:53
  Yeah? Yeah, of course it was like Aliqualdo. It was like a
• 1:03:57
  liquado. Literally thought it was fucking weird because this day I looked at him,
• 1:04:00
  I was like, Mom, that's some fucking I'm pretty sure should eat
• 1:04:05
  the food and give it to somebody that's like some bird. That's because birds
• 1:04:10
  be doing that shit like they just show they show it up to be like
• 1:04:13
  the like you ever seen it? All the bird feeds them like the fucking
• 1:04:17
  termp it up. But they'll be like spin did that? Yeah, that
• 1:04:28
  was a good movie. You remember when he came out of the rhinos asshole
• 1:04:30
  the fingers. I remember watching that ship with my parents. It was giving
• 1:04:36
  him no and I remember I was laughing, bro, and they just got
• 1:04:40
  uncomfortable as hell, and like, yeah, they got a comfortable because they're
• 1:04:45
  just like I don't we don't know if we showing our child. Yeah,
• 1:04:47
  like cool, I'm like died and I was like, this is the funniest
• 1:04:51
  shit. It wasn't funniest. I mean, bro, it's a kid,
• 1:04:54
  you don't know any fucking better. And then do you remember when that food
• 1:04:57
  was up on the fucking thing and that fools like spent balls and ship Yeah,
• 1:05:01
  bro yeah yeah. And then when did they get paid back on this
• 1:05:04
  rood with thro He's like, yeah, yeah, was that the weirdest movie?
• 1:05:11
  Okay? Remember in that movie when he ended up fighting that one food
• 1:05:14
  at the Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was wiling that Tommy Davidson from
• 1:05:17
  a Booty Call really was Oh that's right, Yeah, you're right, you're
• 1:05:21
  right. Yeah. That's those early roles with some of those folks that I
• 1:05:27
  did, like the Jim Curry started on what was that show? And Living
• 1:05:30
  Color? Yeah, but he was introduced as James Kerry back then, James
• 1:05:35
  Kerry remember when that they were all Remember it wasn't part one er part two
• 1:05:40
  with the guano he was that was two yeah, part two White Devil.
• 1:05:44
  Yeah. He was a comedian though, like he did do stand up before
• 1:05:47
  he did it like acting, you know, that was on him. Chris
• 1:05:50
  Canadian he did and all that stuff. Okay from I don't from marsh subtitles
• 1:05:57
  and ship. Jim Carry was also in the movie kid Guess too. He
• 1:06:00
  was a American dude or whatever captain some shit. I'm like that don't even
• 1:06:04
  look like him. Little yeah. That trip me up. Where was that
• 1:06:11
  movie film? Because it had to be filmed somewhere in the jungle. I
• 1:06:14
  don't know, man, like that movie looks like you had a lot of
• 1:06:16
  big budget. You know what was that? You know? What's the one?
• 1:06:19
  One? Um? Is that Jim Carrey the what's that? No?
• 1:06:25
  What's that one? Movie? Where it's very serious and he's laying on the
• 1:06:28
  top, laying in the floor sun internal sunshine. I have been I have
• 1:06:31
  been debating on watching that movie because I want to watch when I want to
• 1:06:36
  pay attention, like to the max. That movie will fuck you up.
• 1:06:41
  I don't know if I would. It's that movie where like do you want
• 1:06:44
  to see it with your girlfriend or not? I want to watch it by
• 1:06:46
  myself. I have I haven't listed movies that I just like watching myself.
• 1:06:49
  Some movies that you gotta watch by yourself first at least, or you introduced
• 1:06:55
  it to anybody else. Is it deep? Deep? Like that? It's
• 1:06:58
  deep bro, it's a deep ast. What's the premises of it? If
• 1:07:01
  he had the chance, would you erase your girlfriend from your mind? Completely?
• 1:07:08
  From your mind? Shit happens? Which one return the sunshine sph He's
• 1:07:12
  for sure a deleted as she's deleted. I think there's other ones I would
• 1:07:21
  delete. I mean, it's not it's not necessarily about girlfriends. But like
• 1:07:26
  Mama, in his case, he wanted to like erase his girlfriend from his
• 1:07:30
  memory. What does that? Why that sounds good? Just like deleting her?
• 1:07:34
  Think that sounds but she probably has a different time. You know what
• 1:07:40
  though, Ray tells me that because he understands the kind of like the kind
• 1:07:44
  of way I interpret movies. Because anybody will look at Joaquin Phoenix film,
• 1:07:48
  it's not his film, but he's a star on it and her. A
• 1:07:51
  lot of people would think that movie is like, it's like lame, But
• 1:07:55
  that movie fucking speaks so much volumes of where societies headed love the Robot or
• 1:08:00
  yes, that movie speaks so much fucking volumes on like word with society has
• 1:08:03
  headed in regards to in regards to relying on technology and what we're gonna be
• 1:08:09
  using it for all the wrong reasons. And I really think that that shit
• 1:08:12
  has a very a good um perspective on it. I honest see that movie
• 1:08:15
  makes me tear up when I see it because I'm just like I've been that
• 1:08:18
  I've been Joaquin's character in many ways where it's like you face rejection, you
• 1:08:24
  face that loneliness and you tried, you know what I mean, Like where
• 1:08:27
  you've tried and you're like fuck yeah, and then exactly from here, yeah,
• 1:08:34
  and it's like and it's like, I feel like there's a stigma brother,
• 1:08:36
  a lot of I mean, listen, it's not not every man's gonna
• 1:08:41
  not every man's gonna fucking admit that they go through the psycho of emotions.
• 1:08:45
  But it's like, you can't sit here and tell me that that you you
• 1:08:47
  don't feel as a human being. You can act like you don't, but
• 1:08:50
  we ain't there when you're when you have the door school. So I'm just
• 1:08:53
  saying, like, for people that are pretty, you know pretty uh pretty,
• 1:08:57
  have a good understanding of themselves and have a good relationship with themselves,
• 1:09:01
  you know, you can have these type of feelings and emotions when you see
• 1:09:04
  certain films and they give you perspective. Bro, there's some films that I
• 1:09:06
  can't watch without crying. Yeah, I'm not doing what you before. I
• 1:09:10
  feel you on that shit that's just been to me too. Like I feel
• 1:09:13
  like you can feel like you won't you don't want to express the ship because
• 1:09:15
  it's like it's a pride yeah you know, yeah, ready to talk about
• 1:09:18
  that you though, you know, right, we're gonna talk about the guy.
• 1:09:21
  I think sometimes like men are so it's so caught up with putting that
• 1:09:27
  pride and just like that when we go to the side and just realized it
• 1:09:30
  just really like just being like a manager right now, I just want to
• 1:09:33
  be human right now. That shit really hurt and I just want to cry.
• 1:09:35
  Whether I'm gonna you know what I mean, Like if Wennael like that
• 1:09:39
  was me last week, Like I I feel like I'm dealing with so much.
• 1:09:42
  I got like so much shit like stacked on top of me, like
• 1:09:45
  mental illness. It's like was hitting me last week and like I was almost
• 1:09:48
  I was out drinking doing dumb shit where like I probably shouldn't be here right
• 1:09:53
  now, but that's for another day. But like we feel like we can't
• 1:09:56
  talk about that shit because it's a pride thing and the people, oh for
• 1:10:00
  a while, we know you all that shit you go through, Like well
• 1:10:02
  it's not it's not normal for mental for mental not just express feelings. But
• 1:10:08
  men don't really have that. That highlighted uh support system in a sense,
• 1:10:12
  because you know, when a woman goes through shit, it's very easy for
• 1:10:15
  her. Even society well kind of painting in the way it was like,
• 1:10:17
  well that's why we have other women force you guys could go cry on their
• 1:10:19
  shoulders unless you know what I mean. And it's like in reality, it's
• 1:10:23
  like that's just a friend, yo, And it's like what are you kind
• 1:10:26
  of trying to say, you know, in society where it's like our man
• 1:10:29
  not entitled to have those kind of compassionate friends exactly, you know what I
• 1:10:31
  mean, Like do I have to have a friend like Exaba is gonna be
• 1:10:33
  like stop crying a little pitch? Yeah, you know what I mean,
• 1:10:35
  Like like like she left you, but like I know, deep down inside
• 1:10:39
  he's probably quite a rashly you know what I mean. And when it Bernie
• 1:10:43
  happened, maybe it probably did no fool you go on, yeah yeah,
• 1:10:48
  yeah, okays, no feelers, okay, mister, no feelers. But
• 1:10:51
  ray I know you even wanted to say to say, yeah, let's not
• 1:10:54
  forget generational trauma. Yeah, bro, your interpretation of a relationship has a
• 1:11:00
  lot of cry croshers. It was sad, shut up by day. I
• 1:11:08
  want to hear. I want to hear why because people don't hold on,
• 1:11:12
  hold on that movie exam. Okay, so the home, my home,
• 1:11:15
  bun, my boy leaves are renegating, he said, facts. We can't
• 1:11:17
  show a weakness, but we are actually hurting inside. It's very true,
• 1:11:21
  brother, There's a lot of strong people that project that, but deep down
• 1:11:25
  inside, bro, you really don't know what people are going through that.
• 1:11:28
  Yeah, just like you said, like when you're fucking hiking, like when
• 1:11:30
  you're to at home girl, good morning, and she didn't acknowledge you.
• 1:11:32
  But when you say something shit like that to some other person, you don't
• 1:11:36
  know what they're going through. And shit like that could make their fucking day
• 1:11:39
  like okay, cool, Like it'll bring them. Look, it could be
• 1:11:41
  the key factory the difference of their of their day and turnout. Oh well,
• 1:11:45
  you know, a long story short. We're trying to say, it's
• 1:11:47
  fucking in a sense and in the fucking in the highway, just fucking be
• 1:11:51
  nice to each other. Bro, you don't fucking know, it's not that
• 1:11:54
  hard, you know what I mean? Humble, Yeah, sometimes you can.
• 1:11:57
  Sometimes you do want to call somebody a piece of shit that you might
• 1:12:00
  might as well do it, because sometimes there are pieces of shit out there
• 1:12:01
  and they also need to hear that ship too, and they also need to
• 1:12:03
  hear that. So you could be that voice. But you know what I'm
• 1:12:06
  saying, if you could prevent it, because believe me, I mean,
• 1:12:11
  the gray hairs haven't stopped coming in. But I do like being a lot
• 1:12:15
  less angry as a person, grow feels fucking great, glow Bonnie, stop
• 1:12:19
  crying food and hit the Hey, we're gonna But that seems that seems like
• 1:12:29
  that. That's that's the Joe body would say that, but he knows,
• 1:12:31
  he knows that that would be something in the midst that I would get cheered
• 1:12:34
  up about. But you know I would still I want. I would still
• 1:12:38
  have to process shit, you know what I mean. It just can't grow
• 1:12:40
  be throw it up otherwise you just end up because the more the more when
• 1:12:45
  you got shit on your mind, the more of a drug that you do
• 1:12:48
  that makes you lose control. I'm not talking about it makes you go like
• 1:12:53
  meth out and all that ship with the drug that makes you put the guards
• 1:12:57
  down is the more you're gonna get into the elephant in the room that you've
• 1:13:01
  been dodging all day because there's nothing more that would eat me alive. Bro
• 1:13:06
  was the things that would stress me out when I was cooked out, Oh
• 1:13:12
  man, dog, when I fucking would just when everything was all done,
• 1:13:16
  we're no longer kicking it? What is it? Uh? What is it?
• 1:13:19
  Uh? Xavier is gone, everybody's all gone, and I'm sitting at
• 1:13:24
  home here we fucking go dog, the fucking the elephants in the room come
• 1:13:30
  out. And then it's not the kind of elephants on us that you want.
• 1:13:34
  I mean, Xavier is like, what are you talking about? It
• 1:13:36
  just mastered me seven times in the role when nothing happened at Lasius, Laigus,
• 1:13:42
  Lasigus, the consas so he goes, you know, okay, never
• 1:13:48
  crying for a laxaber come out. Of course, I'm not thinking all what
• 1:13:53
  was his name? It's Quick, he said, and it's it's quick.
• 1:14:00
  Stop sitting there, he turned, Stop there doing there? Changing your song
• 1:14:05
  on my Space for the fifth week in a row. Remember I'm that was
• 1:14:13
  I remember I remember changing the song under their back. Leave the Renegade,
• 1:14:21
  said the High Court and that it was there's a high count and diabetes,
• 1:14:27
  so we shouldn't sugarcoat ship, which is straight up boy right there, that's
• 1:14:31
  my board. I shouldn't earder before head out here. Ye showed him.
• 1:14:34
  He just he posted earlier. He was like, shout out to shout out
• 1:14:38
  to you, Ralph putting me onto this new show, and he was like,
• 1:14:41
  I'm hooked. Yeah, my boy right to that food like makes beat
• 1:14:45
  and all that shit love like my brother without blood and shit. Hell yeah,
• 1:14:48
  make us an intro or do something that we've been playing the beach honestly,
• 1:14:53
  like I wanted to bring the football. He was at work right now,
• 1:14:55
  and shit like you're like you're like, you know, you're a regular
• 1:14:58
  here, so like whenever you you know, you want to come by,
• 1:15:00
  if you got space, you're always you always chill. Bro, he's got
• 1:15:02
  I'll bring it with me for I got a real question, is ow I
• 1:15:05
  kind of want? Oh you've been your other questions have been real fake dog,
• 1:15:10
  real fake, like ghost was real real. So since we brought up
• 1:15:14
  my you gotta pick on goals down. No ghost, ghost ain't fake.
• 1:15:16
  Oh man here talking about since since we brought up my space, but I
• 1:15:21
  at least being your top ten. Fuck, no wuld be you would be
• 1:15:25
  in my top he would be my top ten. Put the second row,
• 1:15:30
  hey, I would like and it would change when you put. When I
• 1:15:33
  pitched you off, I probably get here. I gotta go on my space
• 1:15:36
  and see where I stand. Everything. It was like a top sixteen,
• 1:15:40
  that one, Top twenty four, yeah, top twenty four. At first
• 1:15:44
  it was eight or no, it was it was eight, then went to
• 1:15:46
  fuck. You could go up to one hundred, but to me, the
• 1:15:48
  most time it was top twenty. You seem like the type of food.
• 1:15:53
  And when you broke it, when you got broken up with if you would
• 1:15:56
  play that song, fuck all that shit, don't you bitch? Yeah?
• 1:16:03
  I don't want you back. Oh I got on like I did you ever
• 1:16:11
  listen to that shit? He was you? It was young, but that's
• 1:16:15
  when I started liking, like my first heart. I just remember listening to
• 1:16:18
  that. I was like, oh, this Spanish singer was listen. Davier
• 1:16:29
  was more of like, how am I nay have a fucking kid? Bro
• 1:16:36
  I used to be baking to that ship. But I feel like I remember
• 1:16:40
  watching the fucking video getting eating breakfast before I walked to school, and then
• 1:16:43
  I just remember listening to that part where he was like you even gave him
• 1:16:46
  head and I was like, oh oh, I was like that's it.
• 1:16:51
  Heyf are you making a song about this bitch? Fuck this bitch good?
• 1:16:58
  Yeah? Hey, what what the fuck? Bro? What's up? Yeah,
• 1:17:00
  April, turn that shit up. Let's play something for you. Yeah,
• 1:17:05
  I don't want back my face, I turn it off up. They
• 1:17:14
  got they got Universal? Yeah, that's Universal homes that ship Twitter school,
• 1:17:18
  right Twitter? I should do that? No, sure, not that I
• 1:17:20
  want to, but oh wait dude, yeah they do. Right. We
• 1:17:23
  can play music here not Oh damn, I got my radio in the car
• 1:17:26
  right now, shit play that. I remember that shit like I like I
• 1:17:32
  had been through it. I cried to that song. I'm pretty sure I
• 1:17:34
  was watching that music can Homeboys fucking being with his lady while he's on vacation.
• 1:17:45
  You know. I used to fucking turn nd singing Lincoln Park lyrics,
• 1:17:48
  which one I tried so hard, God so far, just like bro,
• 1:17:55
  like seeing like just yelling bro and I'm just like, what was that?
• 1:17:59
  Going through? That so bad in my life? So I'm hey, we
• 1:18:03
  got a first time chatter from suavecito Jesus, but that oh fuck you you
• 1:18:13
  say you now Chile's got pregnant. I don't care about you no more.
• 1:18:27
  Citizen Ship. That was a fucking mind space song back in the day,
• 1:18:33
  right there. Hey, now we can do three Plates with a cappella and
• 1:18:36
  play the songs dog we didn't. Hey, next time he's fucking here,
• 1:18:41
  I want to pull up that. I want to pull up. I'm pretty
• 1:18:45
  sure that's gonna be a fucking waking big episode. Dumb, Yeah it is.
• 1:18:48
  I'll fucking call off work. Fuck it, there you go. How
• 1:18:51
  the fuck did three Plates get on to the comedy store main room support?
• 1:18:58
  Wait? What someone said? Someone told someone told George or someone y'all that
• 1:19:03
  blood and blood out quote. And then George was like, I don't blood
• 1:19:10
  and good outquote, And let me get somebody in the front row. She
• 1:19:13
  looked a little bow lake. It told me. How yeah, but your
• 1:19:17
  spear down pocket? Yeah for that part right there was the way it was
• 1:19:21
  tom at the end was Tommy telling that food I don't shine shoes no more,
• 1:19:27
  the one that doesn't shine shoes. Nicolas like look, buddy, yeah,
• 1:19:33
  bro, like I don't I don't know that three plays That was cool
• 1:19:36
  and then shout out to go to my mom for coming through. Yeah,
• 1:19:40
  that that's what was funny that you told that. Two am in the morning.
• 1:19:45
  I heard that chick I was fucking waiting from I was wait, scandalous
• 1:19:48
  shit that he said he would do it the shop bro oh yo feature throns
• 1:19:57
  like king right there. That was like the throns like Kingpin, even trying
• 1:20:00
  to make his dad look worse kind of like I was like, yeah,
• 1:20:04
  once you guys were talking about iron in the comments, here goes a shit
• 1:20:08
  with a line more story fucking oil changes. I have to dive that.
• 1:20:14
  Like I've said it a thousand times that those pretty sure some of those bars
• 1:20:17
  that you go to you're not getting like nineteen four and two. No,
• 1:20:20
  no, hold on, hold on, I don't think I never sometimes look,
• 1:20:27
  you can you're getting it at the restaurant that you know that they can't
• 1:20:30
  fake the funk. Like if this thing is if it's a certain like restaurant,
• 1:20:35
  where like if if it's a dive bar, okay, I might I
• 1:20:38
  can taste it, I can I can see that the Jamison, the jack
• 1:20:41
  and all that shit don't have don't make a difference. And then I could
• 1:20:44
  also see based on legs, Bro, you can't, you can't. You
• 1:20:47
  can't fake the funk with high end liquor. Bro. Like whiskey, the
• 1:20:50
  more legs and leaves around the cup and legs are the little, the little,
• 1:20:54
  the little, yeah, the little things, you'd be able to tell.
• 1:20:56
  So if I'm paying for some like fucking really refined whiskey and I'm like,
• 1:21:00
  yo, the bottom of this ship is fucking two hundred and thirty nine
• 1:21:03
  dollars, Bro, this shot better fucking taste like it was. It was
• 1:21:08
  fucking age and Dracula's casket. You know what I'm saying, Like, damn
• 1:21:13
  yeah, straight up, bro. Like spray that was spray painting the engine
• 1:21:16
  food. That's crazy. I seen not by us spray painting engine, but
• 1:21:20
  I seen buys us steal a lawnmar someone from something and to say it's not
• 1:21:28
  there, they'll just spray painting. They make him look ugly because I've got've
• 1:21:31
  been there. Somebody got me like that with tires. One time they paint
• 1:21:34
  that. I was just like damn I got I was bron dog, I
• 1:21:38
  was broke, I felt so I felt so they got me dog. I
• 1:21:43
  was so mad and then they got him sometimes soon later. Yeah, you
• 1:21:46
  get got convert ship. What was the worst way? Yeah, you ever
• 1:21:51
  got got food? Because everybody gets got something. I'm gonna say quote on
• 1:21:56
  that one the worst time I got got And I just will never get this
• 1:22:00
  because it was like my first CDC and you go there with no drugs.
• 1:22:05
  Oh damn, they definessed you hard dog. What do you mean? So
• 1:22:11
  we're outside DC and obviously, no, I ain't get a man, no
• 1:22:15
  one, I ain't raised it but two black guys. But I don't know
• 1:22:17
  why I bought molly from them. Black guy don't do molly, So I
• 1:22:20
  don't know why I went I should buy it from them. And they're like,
• 1:22:25
  and talk to you here, Hey my boy, my boy, I
• 1:22:28
  got you. I got you. That's probably like those foods at the fucking
• 1:22:30
  mall be clean shoes, hey yo, boss, hey yo, yeah,
• 1:22:33
  hey, fuck those foods. They'll be trying to clean my shoes, like
• 1:22:35
  hey, food, Like stop, bro, that's the hell of harassment.
• 1:22:42
  So we buy ten for how much a fucking pill? Fifteen bucks a pill?
• 1:22:45
  How much fifteen So it's one hundred and fifty You know, when you're
• 1:22:47
  a kid, that's a good amount. When you're eighteen, one hundred and
• 1:22:50
  fifty bucks, it's like, fuck. We get them and they're just fucking
• 1:22:55
  sugar pills. Because you told me at four of them at one point,
• 1:22:59
  you eat one and you're like the only thing. My homie just starts eating
• 1:23:00
  him kind of like, hey, but did you dine? No, that's
• 1:23:03
  the good thing. We didn't get ready. Here was this. Now I'm
• 1:23:08
  like, hey, I saw some pills the other day, Like, are
• 1:23:13
  you ever taking the legos? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, No. I
• 1:23:15
  was like, yo, I've seen those the other day, and I was
• 1:23:17
  like, this kind of makes you want to do ecstasy? Like I kind
• 1:23:20
  of wanted to try it, but I'm just like, you know, what
• 1:23:23
  about the poke balls? I've seen those two? But I burned out and
• 1:23:30
  we got we got another person that was talking, uh, three eyes,
• 1:23:34
  good to see you back, and here three eyes over here running trains,
• 1:23:38
  uh said. I slid past a stop sign when it was snowing, and
• 1:23:43
  a toll truck driver got mad and started chasing me through the streets at high
• 1:23:47
  speeds and he called the cops and I got a reckless driving charge. It
• 1:23:51
  was dumb as fucky for somebody tried chasing me like that one time, and
• 1:23:57
  I fucking had a flash Blackie show on him. I was young, though,
• 1:24:00
  I was like, I was working, I was working at the leadership.
• 1:24:01
  Yeah, he wouldn't stop because I cut him. Yeah, four tourist
• 1:24:04
  days and then I yeah, straight up and four activities and then that food
• 1:24:09
  was just like he just clearly just turned the laugh and he just heard him
• 1:24:12
  run a couple of stop Like you're about the basketball player that that showed the
• 1:24:16
  at the Strip club. I have his card, his rookie card on his
• 1:24:21
  life. That's wild. But I held the good yeah fort bust, and
• 1:24:26
  he pulled out the gun at the Strip. Come on. They made so
• 1:24:29
  many memes about that food. They made so many memes about his ass.
• 1:24:32
  You know what's fucked up? As of lately, the agenda on fucking news
• 1:24:36
  has just been like I don't know why the news and all and the agenda
• 1:24:40
  has to just pick on black people in that sense where it's like I'm like,
• 1:24:43
  like they have bro because lately the girls basketball teams John Moran it's like
• 1:24:45
  it's okay when they do it, but it's a problem when I do it.
• 1:24:49
  I'm just saying, bro, motherfucker, like you have, the dances
• 1:24:53
  that all the white fucking players are doing are fucking coming from black people.
• 1:24:56
  So I'm just saying, like, if you guys have a problem with the
• 1:24:58
  way these foods are sucking celebrating and doing this shit just because you guys a
• 1:25:00
  lot stopping some sorry ass fucking losers, bro, because like, damn man,
• 1:25:04
  it's a not for nothing in case you have been sleeping under a fucking
• 1:25:09
  rock unal rock. African American slash Black people are some very good fucking athletes
• 1:25:14
  and they're gonna kick your ass at certain sports. So either get better or
• 1:25:17
  shut the fuck up, because I guess like every fucking day, every fucking
• 1:25:21
  week, it's like, you can't fucking do they can't see me. But
• 1:25:24
  then the fuck you got the little white bitch doing they can't see me too,
• 1:25:27
  And when she does it, it's called the fucking John Cena. But
• 1:25:30
  whenever this fucking this, this other young bitch does it, it's like,
• 1:25:32
  oh, it's tasteless and all this shit and you got, yeah, that's
• 1:25:35
  just fucking annoying. Bro. I'm just like, can we get some nice
• 1:25:39
  shit in the fucking news. I want to know what Strawberry Festival to go
• 1:25:42
  to this year? Bro, Like, like, that's not what the news
• 1:25:45
  is. FA, Yes it is. It's supposed to be pleasant at some
• 1:25:47
  point. Fucking When I used to watch the news a lot in the mornings,
• 1:25:51
  the warnings are at the time where you should like watch positive news.
• 1:25:57
  Yeah, good morning La, all those talk shows they add us sweet.
• 1:26:01
  Remember remember she speak dog in the nineties. R ip. I don't.
• 1:26:06
  I don't know. I watching news in the mornings for the fucking traffic because
• 1:26:10
  I know I gotta drive for my job. I don't want happy news or
• 1:26:13
  scared news. I want the fucking news where the fuck the truth is,
• 1:26:15
  is what I mean. Then don't watch it because they're gonna give me the
• 1:26:18
  truth. You only watching the Mexican news for an ambitions, and I'm tired
• 1:26:20
  to ask her. I agree, But it's when i'm watching now, I'm
• 1:26:24
  trying to watch the truths not I hired this shit about how cat got stuck
• 1:26:28
  in the fucking tree and the fireman came. That's not what I'm talking about.
• 1:26:30
  Who watched that's not what I'm talking about. The day there, everybody
• 1:26:34
  I'm talking about Listen. If we all deserve to find out about the fucking
• 1:26:39
  murders that happened around our surrounding areas, but we also deserve to find out
• 1:26:43
  about where they're gonna be doing free dialysis screening for all the fucking people that
• 1:26:45
  have diabetes, or or the people that are gonna be having free dental care
• 1:26:49
  at the at the university that they charge hell the money to go to.
• 1:26:53
  I'm just saying, people, you can use that time to fucking inform people.
• 1:26:57
  Have some dope shit. Have you ever seen the low channel news?
• 1:27:00
  Yes? I have. That's time I get excited for the most boring fucking
• 1:27:04
  shit in the world. The only time I get excited for news and have
• 1:27:08
  a fucking high speed chase on that ship. Watching that shit's funny for I
• 1:27:13
  was watching it last night. There's a high speed chase, and that for
• 1:27:15
  having my twitch also smoking scanner some shit. Damon. Shout out to Damon.
• 1:27:21
  I was watching Actually his little commentary with his fucking little sound affection that
• 1:27:25
  should have me entertained. He did you see his hat? Did you see
• 1:27:28
  his hist Yeah? That's the best brod that she entertaines on. But high
• 1:27:33
  speed chases, yes, yeah, whenever Damon does it. Yes, but
• 1:27:36
  like if I were to yeah, no, I mean because the commentary.
• 1:27:40
  But I'm talking about just watching it in the news, I think, did
• 1:27:42
  you know it got? It got interesting? And that's the reason Damon is
• 1:27:45
  so successful because he added the sports aspect to fucking uh to um high speed
• 1:27:51
  chases. No, he does it fun out what I'm saying, but like,
• 1:27:55
  like normally they just repeat the sh same shit over a Honda Core the
• 1:27:59
  guy in the car funny. No, you know what makes it funny the
• 1:28:01
  fucking comments when I'll be watching that shit on face, the yeah on the
• 1:28:05
  comments and yeah, like when that guy was hitting the nonstate where yeah people
• 1:28:10
  I tack. You ever read the comments on porno videos? Yeah? Have
• 1:28:14
  you ever commented on porno videos? I can't. I don't want to do
• 1:28:16
  it, blocked. She can't not making an account. I never made he
• 1:28:19
  never made an account. I would comment if it was anonymous, as in
• 1:28:23
  like a raider, but it fake fucking name because I gotta put my email
• 1:28:27
  on shit, and this is too much effort. Like I don't want I
• 1:28:29
  don't want to whenever I see Juels Valentina new video coming out, she stopped
• 1:28:32
  doing portant. I told when her come back, I don't want to be
• 1:28:35
  I don't want to be here. It ain't no combat. I think,
• 1:28:40
  get over it. It ain't gonna happen. There's money to come back.
• 1:28:43
  Jewels will fuck it up. Burkey for you don't gonna get you just think
• 1:28:46
  she married like a famous dad. Get divorces for people like that, get
• 1:28:50
  divorces. It's dead. Yeah, it's dead. People never viving that.
• 1:28:55
  I would love Jules Valentina interview as well, but it's not gonna happen.
• 1:28:59
  But without Xavier, well, I mean that's not for nothing. She like
• 1:29:01
  looked at me. She's like, I fucking came here because I'm your friend
• 1:29:04
  and he's asking stupid ask questions. Yeah, like I know she gave me
• 1:29:09
  this look like you know, girls like that get annoyed, Like yeah like
• 1:29:14
  that cut thank you, bro, Like straight up, she gave me the
• 1:29:15
  the mine Reader over here a new segment coming out. He's on the mine
• 1:29:23
  Reader. This was over here that like instead of plug talk plug zone if
• 1:29:29
  I got you, nah, bro, we're not doing that. I have
• 1:29:30
  a girlfriend like like that, Hey, but my my plug zone is just
• 1:29:38
  like it tells you. It's like, yeah, you might want to call
• 1:29:40
  this drug dealer. He's cool, he delivered this, he delivered some shit.
• 1:29:45
  He coold we delete the episode. What's the sketch? What's the sketches?
• 1:29:49
  Transaction you've ever made? I bought crack one time in high school?
• 1:29:53
  What the fuck? Yeah? All right, So dude, I've known you
• 1:29:58
  a long time. Time. Dude, did you did you? That's a
• 1:30:02
  story I've never heard of. Well, here we go. We're about here
• 1:30:04
  right now. So like Dog, we were, we were we were about
• 1:30:11
  to smoke Dog, and it was one of the times where I'm like,
• 1:30:14
  oh man, yeah, high school. I remember Pedro lunch. I remember
• 1:30:17
  Pedro, that rocker fool. I see that fool. That's something I saw
• 1:30:21
  was three years ago. Yeah, so like did that fool? Right?
• 1:30:24
  So Pedro and I remember we were already smoking Dog and I had my tourists
• 1:30:29
  and I just remember we couldn't get no weed at that time, and I'm
• 1:30:31
  just like, hey, what's that house? You guys want to go pick
• 1:30:33
  it up? Last time? They were just like they're just like yeah,
• 1:30:36
  but it's past the time. I think it's from this time, and this
• 1:30:40
  time you can only get weed. And then because this was a trap house
• 1:30:42
  and you would go a knock the fucking the fucking door, the door,
• 1:30:46
  do stay in, the fucking hand would come out, he put the money
• 1:30:48
  in. The ship would come out right, and then this fool was like,
• 1:30:51
  all right, well whatever, I'm just gonna go over there and just
• 1:30:54
  hopefully they know what's up. So it's fool knocks or where you were parked
• 1:30:57
  down the street, bro, this is like you know this it was I
• 1:31:00
  think it was after eleven, like it was like crack sales. It wasn't
• 1:31:03
  like no more week or like he probably know. I think it was that,
• 1:31:08
  or he had a knock ancertain way it was three knockster weed too,
• 1:31:11
  not yeah, like just and I just remember we were parked right here on
• 1:31:14
  Danker Dog and I just yeah, that ship before these projects got fucking remodeled
• 1:31:18
  Dog, it was on fucking Danker and I remember that this like we were
• 1:31:21
  waiting and I'm just there was just one food called Mikey. He's in the
• 1:31:25
  back seat. It's fat ass fool. No, he was. He was
• 1:31:29
  called Mikey because he reminded us of the food from recent Yeah. Food it
• 1:31:34
  he was like he was like light skinning it though. But um so,
• 1:31:39
  I just remember that it was me and him in the car, and I
• 1:31:42
  forget who else. There was just one skinny ass food. They looked like
• 1:31:45
  one of the Gorillas mascot Victor Skinny. Yeah, you remember that food.
• 1:31:48
  He like, he looked like one of the cartoon characters from the Gorillas.
• 1:31:51
  And I was driving and Pedro was in the front seat, and I just
• 1:31:55
  remember that. Pedro comes back, He's like, you don't believe what happened.
• 1:32:00
  And I'm just like, they robbed you, I was like, And
• 1:32:01
  then he was like, no, they gave me crack. Yeah. We're
• 1:32:05
  sitting in the car like, hey, everybody's like, what the fuck,
• 1:32:09
  bro? We is all our money? Like, we're just like, what
• 1:32:12
  the fuck? What money did you play? Everybody pissed in five you know,
• 1:32:15
  Yeah, it was you know, we were trying to pitch on pitching
• 1:32:16
  on something like you know, like a decent side sack. Yeah, and
• 1:32:19
  it's we're just like what the fuck, Patro, We're just like what do
• 1:32:23
  you think we should do? And then and then this fool was like what
• 1:32:26
  if I just go knocked back and tell him you gave me the wrong stum.
• 1:32:28
  I was like, you don't go back to a trapout, so you
• 1:32:30
  knock and tell them, hey, it's the wrong shit. Yeah, you
• 1:32:31
  know, and the return Yeah, so this, you know what this fool
• 1:32:35
  does, stands on the fucking corner dog waiting till a fucking fiend comes trick
• 1:32:42
  lean fucking down like a fucking like and then this fool he was like,
• 1:32:46
  And then I remember there's a liquor store right here by this anker street and
• 1:32:49
  uh, and the crackhead was coming around around this, like you know,
• 1:32:54
  down the street, and here was the danker in Jefferson. Yeah I think
• 1:32:57
  so, yeah, because that's the only laker. So right, yeah,
• 1:33:00
  like that little bite Mesie house house, Yes, it's yeah, it's close.
• 1:33:04
  Yeah all right, So I have a story on that boat one.
• 1:33:08
  So I just remember that they used to be coming trickling down and he was
• 1:33:14
  like, no, he's like I've seen him before, like all the fiends
• 1:33:15
  are gonna come, so just wait it out. And this food he like,
• 1:33:18
  we've seen him from the mirror. And this food was like, hey,
• 1:33:21
  you want to buy some crack, Like somebody, and somebody didn't ignore
• 1:33:27
  him. And then the second person he was like, you got some crack
• 1:33:30
  you know what I mean, like for real, Like it was like there
• 1:33:31
  was like I want to say, we saw like five six like it was
• 1:33:34
  black crackheads just like coming to like the hood. Yeah, so like and
• 1:33:39
  then the third one, the third one was like you got some cracke was
• 1:33:42
  like he's like, yeah, how much does it give it to you there
• 1:33:44
  for? And then he was like, we're just trying to get our money
• 1:33:45
  back. We didn't get weed, so it was like give it to you
• 1:33:47
  fifteen, and then we had because he gave us a big ass sack for
• 1:33:49
  twenty bucks, like it was there was some chunky rocks, bro And I
• 1:33:55
  just remember that he was all right, and then fucking the dude gave him
• 1:33:58
  and then he just like ran. But I didn't understand why he didn't.
• 1:34:01
  Why he ran at that time was because you know, like like what is
• 1:34:05
  it like at any moment, something bad could have happened to us for trying
• 1:34:09
  to step on that that or drug organizations, fucking money different people. Yeah,
• 1:34:13
  we got our fucking money back, dog, and then we fucking hit
• 1:34:15
  up dollars don't these motherfucker sweat that ship. He may melt more off the
• 1:34:19
  cracking. Okay, So one time my security job, I went all the
• 1:34:24
  way to fucking Wisconsin to work in concert. It was called LOSAs for who
• 1:34:32
  will Nelson? I met him though on the road again. Can't wait to
• 1:34:36
  get up. So this was a few years ago, about four or five
• 1:34:44
  years ago. It was called lostellas the boss of the actual company. He
• 1:34:48
  started his festival on his property all the way out there. So they flew
• 1:34:53
  us from on tour the Phoenix, Phoenix to Minnesota. Then from Minnesota we
• 1:34:58
  drove to Wisconsin about three and a half hour. I was up there for
• 1:35:00
  like five fucking days. Once I got there, I didn't even take all
• 1:35:03
  days off. I got on the clock like that, working overnight, fucking
• 1:35:05
  running Uh the campground. It was like a basic Mexican fields, but like
• 1:35:10
  all Mexican musicians. Uh nah my Limazna, all those fools, damn wheld
• 1:35:16
  was I that? I was me? Well, you know, but like
• 1:35:21
  it was called Lostals, look it up Lost Dells. Like I was there
• 1:35:26
  and fucking I went through the fucking TSA and Ontario, Phoenix and fucking Minnesota.
• 1:35:32
  I had my fucking I had another backpack while in the fucking super super
• 1:35:36
  chat this ship before I had a fucking bolsita in the side pockets and that
• 1:35:42
  she was like a fucking gram and didn't I only didn't even know because like
• 1:35:47
  back then, like I would fucking go out and party. You heard my
• 1:35:50
  fucking stories me going out all night, fucking out, sleeping and shorting to
• 1:35:54
  fucking work events. Yeah, side the getty fucking activities. So like I
• 1:36:00
  fucking get the Like I was running overnight the fucking campground with all these like
• 1:36:04
  Mexican foods, and I just before I went to work, there was just
• 1:36:09
  like a little liquor story. It was kind of like a get old beavman.
• 1:36:11
  So I'm like, you know what, I'm working overnights. This was
• 1:36:14
  in September, Labor Day weekend. Out here it was fucking hot, but
• 1:36:16
  out there it was like a thirty degree difference. So I'm like, I'm
• 1:36:19
  working these overnights. I'm gonna took store. I'm gonna buy me these shots
• 1:36:23
  to fucking drink through the night to keep my ass warm. I put my
• 1:36:26
  hand in the side pocket and I find it fucking bagging fucking about a gram.
• 1:36:31
  I'm like, how the fuck did I get this through the fucking TSA
• 1:36:38
  And it was in the side fucking pocket of my backpack. Everyone talks about
• 1:36:43
  that zone. How how the TSA doesn't catch me? So here's the thing,
• 1:36:47
  bro. So so here's the thing, bro. Like I used to
• 1:36:50
  know this one fool, like who was used to get down with some Italian
• 1:36:55
  people, you know, back in the day when I when I used to
• 1:36:57
  know more Italian people. This who used to have this urn like where he's
• 1:37:02
  like he had a picture of his dad, a picture of his dad,
• 1:37:05
  and he would and that would have fit like an eight ball and he and
• 1:37:09
  he would just literally yeah and he would just literally like the tint on the
• 1:37:13
  glass would make it look like ashes. And he said that one time they
• 1:37:15
  were gonna break him in. That fool started crying, like he just made
• 1:37:17
  a little tear. He was like, please, don't disrespect my dad like
• 1:37:21
  this bro, he meant everything to me, and the TSA food was like
• 1:37:25
  like, he I'm like please, bro, Like you know, he like
• 1:37:27
  he told them and I was just like damn. And he was like but
• 1:37:30
  granted, if he would have opened it, it would have been done for
• 1:37:31
  him. Here's the thing that like the fucking dogs have a TSA and all
• 1:37:42
  these festivals, Like I don't know if I said when I was here last
• 1:37:45
  time, those dogs ain't there for fucking drugs? Is there for unless the
• 1:37:50
  dude does the little fucking noise and says, hey, look for weed or
• 1:37:54
  whatever compant it is, then the dog knows how to snap. Don't even
• 1:37:57
  think so. I think each dogs meant for a certain thing. One time
• 1:38:02
  I was like sort that I was working Coachella a couple of years ago,
• 1:38:05
  a few years ago, I was at the staff searching like people that do
• 1:38:09
  like the little petticalves and the vendors and all that shit, and just well
• 1:38:12
  pulled in some fucking white boy. He pulled in and he had a baggie
• 1:38:15
  like right there on the fucking door, like not even trying to conceal it
• 1:38:18
  nothing. I'm like, what the fuck is this? This looked like some
• 1:38:21
  like some Molly type shit. And I'm like, I told the boss,
• 1:38:25
  I'm like, hey, yo, Kenny found this, and like I opened
• 1:38:29
  it, I smelled it nothing like and when like I had opened, like
• 1:38:31
  some of the ship came out like with the wind and shit, and I
• 1:38:34
  gave it to him and he asked home, was like, okay, they
• 1:38:38
  found this in your truck. What the else do you fucking have? What
• 1:38:41
  the fuck is this? He's like, oh, those are my grandmother grandmother
• 1:38:45
  sashes. I'm like, oh yeah, yeah. Actually was like but it
• 1:38:50
  was in a big ass fucking baggie. You know what though I have heard
• 1:38:55
  but like it didn't look like no mall, but it's because people split the
• 1:38:59
  ashes up food. Yeah, like like why are you taking it? It
• 1:39:03
  was It's like fool some hippie ship bro some dumb ass shit like where somebody
• 1:39:08
  will be like you get to go everywhere with me grand the shoulder type shit.
• 1:39:14
  But like I fell in that. I'm like what the fuck like shaking
• 1:39:16
  it and sh no, like we let him take it, but I'm over
• 1:39:20
  your shake like this and the grandma I would eat them over shaking and they're
• 1:39:30
  like holding the bag. That shit's like spreading everywhere. Some it got on
• 1:39:32
  me. I'm like, the fuck is it? Like get the fuck off
• 1:39:35
  me if I have to go like contain myself. I was like, quarantee
• 1:39:38
  myself and wash your shit off. And he's like, you think people mix
• 1:39:42
  up their grandparents ashes choke me to me, just grab grandma to be like
• 1:39:49
  like he never got to meet my grandpa. So I'm gonna put something in
• 1:39:53
  this little milk. I mean, all I'm saying was I fucking die.
• 1:39:57
  I want to be cremated. I want you to sprink and watch and a
• 1:40:00
  motherfucking helicopter over edc in Vegas. That's what that's my that's what I want.
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  And she's gonna outlive you. Yeah, Doc, have you seen all
• 1:40:08
  parties? No offensive parties? Hard dog, I've never done coke? Well,
• 1:40:12
  yeah, I have done We're knots. Yeah that's true. Yeah,
• 1:40:15
  I remember him up the knots. Oh yeah, he was the only one
• 1:40:16
  that kept for me. Yeah. I remember that ship and then every time
• 1:40:21
  I was like you want to go, and then because he didn't say no,
• 1:40:23
  I was like, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's
• 1:40:26
  go. I remember that night, bro, and I was on mushrooms and
• 1:40:28
  coke. Yeah, yeah, you even gave me something. I took some,
• 1:40:31
  but like now, yeah it was I talked about the last the last
• 1:40:34
  part. Yeah, I was like, too, Bobo fucking ate a whole
• 1:40:38
  bag of mushrooms. Dog. Bobo was an old girl the whole fucking time.
• 1:40:42
  He was on a sick one though, like not not like he wasn't
• 1:40:45
  doing that, but where surprise when he got a ghost riding with the home
• 1:40:48
  girl over like we got a ghost rider and he got on that fucking twist.
• 1:40:51
  Yeah, the fucking one where the hammer was in the corner. Well
• 1:40:58
  we went to that fucking same amazing like three times because it was like the
• 1:41:01
  best one and ship and there wasn't much of a weight. Yeah, can
• 1:41:06
  you believe they're trying to bring um that haunted ship or all like like in
• 1:41:13
  July and all that ship. Dude, they got it going on right now.
• 1:41:15
  Six flacks, they got it going on in six scream break. I'll
• 1:41:20
  tell you guys, I would go. That's what they have. They have
• 1:41:24
  like three or four major that six flags right now. Look, I would
• 1:41:27
  go, and I honestly would enjoy a good time. But all I'm saying
• 1:41:30
  people, there's a reason Halloween comes around in the fall because the weather starts
• 1:41:35
  cooling the fuck down, And when the weather starts cooling the fuck down,
• 1:41:40
  the makeup doesn't drip. That's the reason there's halo fucking pictures being posted up
• 1:41:45
  all over fucking winter more than you see summertime, because there's only a certain
• 1:41:47
  amount of people that got summertime bods and summertime confidence. They ain't gonna be
• 1:41:51
  posting all your round because guess what, that fucking layer of cake runs down
• 1:41:57
  when the heat comes going down, and you know, you know what I'm
• 1:41:59
  saying. So like I'm just saying just things to take into consideration. And
• 1:42:03
  uh, that little clown makeup is gonna be dripping down too, so it's
• 1:42:08
  gonna be a little sick one. Not only is it gonna be fucking sticky,
• 1:42:13
  it's gonna be like dripping, but it's gonna be fucking musty. Bro,
• 1:42:15
  it's already getting hot kind of where you're like, hey, I'm gonna
• 1:42:18
  take out my shorter. I don't understand the excess of makeup period on girls
• 1:42:24
  or Halloween clowns, just in general, well not Halloween makeup, just makeup
• 1:42:30
  females in general. Security. It's it's it's a security right, like like
• 1:42:35
  you know, like every like people take TV and all the ship all the
• 1:42:41
  agenda too serious brussel people, Ya, it's not a role model. You
• 1:42:46
  heard that here first from rank Yeah, right, somebody said somebody said e
• 1:42:53
  zones beard die is gonna run out? Like first of all, the other
• 1:42:57
  day when I was like, I said, what's up to my pops?
• 1:42:59
  I was like, what's up? I was in Australia. I was talking
• 1:43:01
  to be and he was like, hey, you got some shit out of
• 1:43:04
  your face. Like he's like, he's like, or is that is that
• 1:43:06
  all? Is that? Is that? Your your Your real grace finally started
• 1:43:09
  to come out and I was like, I think this one's a gray.
• 1:43:12
  He was like, well all right, he's like he's like he's like,
• 1:43:15
  well, he's like, looks like you're growing up after all. And I
• 1:43:17
  was like, what a fucking dick, bro, Like I was like,
• 1:43:19
  you know, he just sold And he told me, he's like, don't
• 1:43:23
  pull them out, They're gonna come out more. That's bullshit. I got
• 1:43:27
  my I pulled him out and then all of a sudden, Saturday minds,
• 1:43:31
  I only have a girl. I have fucking rid ones, just like that
• 1:43:33
  thing where if you if you shave them, they go they come back there.
• 1:43:36
  Hey, hey, where you know a barber where I can go to?
• 1:43:39
  I need somebody to do I need somebody to fix my beard up.
• 1:43:41
  Like people are starting to bitch about it. I need People are starting to
• 1:43:44
  bitch about it in the chat room. They're like, hey, bro,
• 1:43:45
  They're like, you need to get this shit hooked up. I need somebody
• 1:43:48
  to make my beard kind of look like yours. Residentials, barber shopping,
• 1:43:51
  Glendale. What are you gonna go? Oh? I go every Thursday Thursday
• 1:43:58
  eleven o'clock. Catch me there, You went there to Thursday. Look at
• 1:44:00
  that. I should look as every day the homey comes through. I need
• 1:44:08
  to get this ship cut before somebody said, three eyes. He needs a
• 1:44:12
  good head shining. Fuck you the armor on that bitch, bro. Yeah,
• 1:44:16
  I don't know. George got a shiny ass one. He done that
• 1:44:20
  fool from like a model, Like you know, I saw a picture of
• 1:44:28
  him and sit where I was like, he has like he kind of has
• 1:44:30
  a good volcano shaped head. Yeah, like it looks it looks like the
• 1:44:33
  little volcano that has a bursted yet side lost football. But he doesn't shine
• 1:44:38
  as much as George because Eddie sweats most of his shoulder and his arms.
• 1:44:44
  I mean noticed, like I've never seen anybody sweating their arms until I saw
• 1:44:47
  Eddie, Like when he was cooked out. I was thinking when I was
• 1:44:48
  like, is that sweat drops on your arms? I've never seen nobody sweat
• 1:44:55
  from the arms. You're on a sick one. Your your arms are like
• 1:44:58
  we're already fucking We're already putting out too much fucking water. We're gonna push
• 1:45:01
  that water. I know what the sick one sweats are because like I've had
• 1:45:04
  like my legs starts sweating, and I'm just like, fool, this is
• 1:45:06
  weird. Like I'm fucking cooked out. That's scary. Yeah, don't you
• 1:45:12
  scared? Why do you think I could? Why do you think I could
• 1:45:15
  exavier? Like because she wanted to. That's why. That was the main
• 1:45:20
  reason to put you know, a deep downside exam. I don't like the
• 1:45:30
  deep down inside. Were you like that? I bet you he's zone.
• 1:45:33
  He's z wants to lose just so you could keep doing coke. At one
• 1:45:38
  point I was like, Yo, if they lose, he's gonna be so
• 1:45:40
  happy. Yeah, we have the biggest girlfriend. I'm gonna be so happy
• 1:45:46
  for some reason. Loves that you do. You don't mind it? She's
• 1:45:49
  like does she does not love it? She's like one of those girlfriends she
• 1:45:53
  looks over and she's like, I have it she's not telling you to do
• 1:45:57
  it. She's just like, I got it, but it's there. Whoever,
• 1:46:00
  And it's like, remember you want remember you wanted to give away your
• 1:46:04
  last dash. I brought it here. Um. I started working with my
• 1:46:09
  new my whole co worker I had with me. I'm like, hey,
• 1:46:12
  I busted out the first day when I was with him, Like I bust
• 1:46:14
  out, put it right there on the fucking uh on the dash of my
• 1:46:16
  work man. And I'm like, it ain't there. I mean, it's
• 1:46:19
  there, but I'm not fortunate to do it. It's up to you,
• 1:46:24
  Like Sat Trip says, he only do it, like Sat Triple says he's
• 1:46:27
  sober, but he only do it if you haven't. That makes sense.
• 1:46:32
  Somebody is like somebody is like he's on sweats it like because he has liberal
• 1:46:35
  problems. No food is just called being fat, thank you. Yeah,
• 1:46:39
  Like, fat people sweat a lot. Bro. You ever see a fat
• 1:46:44
  yeah, like you ever see it? You ever see the fat person with
• 1:46:47
  a little towel in the back of their pocket change the camera because they take
• 1:46:50
  care of their fucking head. They take care of their fucking sweat, bro
• 1:46:55
  and p And the reason my eyes are fucking like red, I fucking smoke
• 1:46:59
  eighteen join it's a day. Do you know how much smoke I would be?
• 1:47:01
  I would probably make a great firefighter, you know what I mean?
• 1:47:05
  Like dead ass, Bro. I'm just saying, like people over here talking
• 1:47:10
  about there, like hey man, and somebody's like said, Canada, Canada
• 1:47:13
  has a cocaine labor Canada has a cocaine laboratory where they started to sell pure
• 1:47:18
  bull shit. Bro. The last time, the last time I went to
• 1:47:21
  Canada with Jason Rouse, we did a whole cocaine tour. We bought cocaine
• 1:47:25
  from eight different dealers. Bro. We got cokes and at one point we
• 1:47:29
  had a sack in the table in the hotel and we fucking mixed them all
• 1:47:33
  up. But like we gotta finish the somehow. Bro. We had to
• 1:47:35
  show a young youngs Bro, and we're sitting there. You think we should
• 1:47:39
  finish you to go to Whole Foods or you think like, yeah, I
• 1:47:42
  was like, bitch, racking up, no drink. Jason doesn't even drink.
• 1:47:45
  That's annoying. Yeah. And I was drinking and there I was like,
• 1:47:47
  Jesson, give me some alcohol. I was like, goo, get
• 1:47:49
  some muckle. He's like all right, all right, and then we go
• 1:47:51
  down the whole Foods and get some fucking alcohol and I did just be paying
• 1:47:56
  story on the smoking fucking cigarettes, bro. And then and then I remember
• 1:47:59
  like it wasn't until we got some fucking coke from some native fucking person where
• 1:48:02
  I was like, this is this is cut? For sure? Yeah?
• 1:48:05
  I know this ship was cut for sure because I remember I did it,
• 1:48:09
  and I just remember going to the bathroom and then I was like, hey,
• 1:48:12
  I was like, Jason, I gotta go to the bathroom. And
• 1:48:14
  now he was like, oh, what's wrong with you? And he was
• 1:48:15
  talking very Canadian because he talks that. Yeah, he was talking super Canadian.
• 1:48:19
  Goes over there his whole shit. No, it was just the fuck
• 1:48:23
  with me because he I was all over Canada, you know what I mean.
• 1:48:25
  And then and then he and then he hears me in the bathroom and
• 1:48:27
  I like, I got him over here, like I don't feel so good,
• 1:48:30
  and I just started throwing up. Man, He's like he rubs the
• 1:48:35
  lotion on its skin and here's all this ship just knocking on the door.
• 1:48:39
  I'm like, fucking Assholeile. We're hanging out with some Albanian gangsters. Fun
• 1:48:44
  from the movie Taking Fool. I find you now, I'll kill you.
• 1:48:46
  That an Albanian fucking gangster, fucking h After hours I stayed. I was
• 1:48:54
  after hours a wall back, like it was. I was in my paddles
• 1:48:57
  while my niece's birthday, I killed literally whole fucking bottle of Jamison orange for
• 1:49:00
  myself. Somehow I ended up with my fucking car keys. I ended up
• 1:49:05
  at the fucking bar I'm always going to, which I'll probably end up after
• 1:49:09
  this later. And then I saw the homie from the softball team. We
• 1:49:13
  went to a fucking after our strip club from two to seven. I was
• 1:49:16
  already faded as fun as it was, I went like, we drank a
• 1:49:20
  fucking minute. We had like a couple of jack in coakes. I'm like,
• 1:49:23
  okay, fuck, I gotta fucking throw up. I'm not feeling it,
• 1:49:26
  so I'm sucked up as it is. I didn't really eat anything.
• 1:49:29
  So like I go outside fucking Ralph real quick. I'm like, you know
• 1:49:31
  what I'm gonna tell us from this After our shrip club boys already like four
• 1:49:35
  blocks away from my fucking house. They got thro was in San Bordino.
• 1:49:40
  That's a twenty dollars feet but full noon after our shrip club. I'll let
• 1:49:44
  you know what actually want to find out. The next one sounds crazy,
• 1:49:47
  I gotta ask the one. Obviously, I'm not burning out where you live,
• 1:49:50
  but around your corner there's a hotel. Oh yeah, that hotel has
• 1:49:56
  been Have you ever tried to go up there? And no, no,
• 1:49:58
  no, that that like when I remember in high school when, um when
• 1:50:01
  when I've seen it like that? That hotel has some notorious things going on
• 1:50:04
  in there, like it's been for years. Sketches, because there's no reason
• 1:50:11
  you should have a hotel in the middle of a South central neighborhood. But
• 1:50:14
  for some reason, there's there's plenty around, like the Snooty Fox, which
• 1:50:17
  is down the street, or sit on them, you know, you know
• 1:50:19
  what, you know what you know? You know you're familiar with the Snooty
• 1:50:23
  Fox. There's a few of them. Yeah, I've seen it. Did
• 1:50:25
  They mentioned that on Snoop DOGG and dr. Last time I pulled up to
• 1:50:29
  his house, I legit said. I was like, man, I know,
• 1:50:30
  he's one room. When he was a kid was driving room six.
• 1:50:35
  I would I would go to the hotels by manu Arts Okay, yeah,
• 1:50:41
  that would be literally right round like right, that would be this one place
• 1:50:44
  that would be like not too far from manual Arts where you're just like,
• 1:50:45
  you know, because you try to find a place bone and you're just like
• 1:50:48
  fucking this ship there. So I had that. I'm like, you know,
• 1:50:51
  let me pull up on this dark shore. I know there's not much
• 1:50:54
  living there. There was no hotels on my dad hooked it up. I
• 1:50:57
  was like, do whatever you want in your room, just like the turn
• 1:51:01
  the TV up, shut up, so I got to hear your mod instead
• 1:51:03
  of her. All right, So I think it is that time where we
• 1:51:09
  check to see who is the top three people that donated the bits today.
• 1:51:14
  We're gonna go ahead and reward the top three. So you're gonna be getting
• 1:51:16
  some kind of gift in the mail if you DM me or proof that this
• 1:51:21
  is your account. So every I'm the people that I am gonna announce in
• 1:51:26
  the top three. Right now, you guys are top geezee. You remember
• 1:51:31
  when those fools were like when that, when those Indian fools were like tomp
• 1:51:34
  gee, they were like can we talk to you? Dope gee? Dope
• 1:51:39
  gee? Did that's gonna do? No Jumper interview. I think it's gonna
• 1:51:45
  lay low for a little bit. Dog. Yes, you were just you
• 1:51:47
  were arrested for in Romania for no bullshit, for bullshit. What happened to
• 1:51:50
  the bios? You can't get in trouble. The bitch kept saying that she
• 1:51:55
  was cool with it. I was his girlfriend, that bitch want to close.
• 1:52:00
  You saw the video right where the girlfriends like this that was a skin
• 1:52:02
  like they were role plane. They were role plane. Dog. Oh,
• 1:52:06
  there you go. A few words role plane. Somebody like to get up
• 1:52:10
  a school, all right, so recorder. I probably wouldn't record that ship.
• 1:52:14
  So the top the top three fucking donators that you guys can hit me
• 1:52:18
  up is number one couple coming in for third place Jason twenty three, second
• 1:52:26
  place the Gooch five five nine, and the first place his and hers La
• 1:52:36
  Here we go. Yeah, thank you. That's right. Salute to everybody
• 1:52:42
  that submitted. If you, if you guys are a winner here today,
• 1:52:45
  just hit me up. I will be sending you with some kind of gift
• 1:52:46
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• 1:52:50
  me proof that you guys are a part of this. Thank you everybody.
• 1:52:53
  Who joined us here today. Let's give it up for Rolph Romo's for coming
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• 1:53:02
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  fucking coach hell and stagecoach event. I mean it's coach alla, but I
• 1:53:16
  don't call stagecoach stage coach. I call that shit the Republican Convention, stage
• 1:53:23
  stage coaches the Republican Why why? Why? Because that's all that's there.
• 1:53:27
  Are you gonna when you go to staate? Have you been a stage coach?
• 1:53:29
  Never? And I never will? Good, don't go because they'll probably
• 1:53:32
  call you what back no offense. You din't get away with it. No,
• 1:53:39
  they won't even let you win, going both us noll show them up.
• 1:53:42
  You gotta come in with white people. You gotta come in now.
• 1:53:45
  You gotta come in with some motherfucking overalls and the motherfucking maga hat. If
• 1:53:47
  I bring the white group with me, it depends on the credit score.
• 1:53:50
  It's high. They're all high fucking I need a co signer. You don't.
• 1:53:56
  They don't get away in stage coach. Maybe. I mean there's a
• 1:53:59
  couple of black was I saw with some motherfucking overalls looking like fucking what's that
• 1:54:02
  fool's name gay rapper food? Yeah for if you come yeah yeah, if
• 1:54:08
  you come in half looking like him, you'll be able to get away with
• 1:54:11
  it. But if you walk by me, I want to let your ass
• 1:54:13
  in. I'm like, let me see this guy's papers first before let him
• 1:54:16
  in. But yeah, Ray, don't go on stage coach all you're gonna
• 1:54:20
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