Latest / Martyr's Row / Ep. 16 - Myth of the Rainbow?
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- 0:00Simon, surname Xylotes, preached the gospel in
- 0:06Mauritania, Africa, and even Britain, in which
- 0:11latter country he was crucified, AD 74. Hey,
- 0:34Stephen. Hey, Paul. You know, it's funny. So
- 0:38we joke about this podcast and how we always
- 0:40record at 4 a .m. Oh, yeah. And it's funny because
- 0:43we're recording on a Saturday morning right now.
- 0:45But it feels like 4 a .m. on a weekday. It does.
- 0:49Yeah, there's something about like Saturday where
- 0:51even if you're not a person that stays out late
- 0:54on Friday, it's like they say you can't catch
- 0:57up on sleep. Yeah. That's not really actually
- 1:00scientifically a thing. But. There's something
- 1:03about the energy of a full week, where you keep
- 1:06going, and you get to the end of it, and your
- 1:09body goes, all right, we made it. Time to stop.
- 1:11Yeah, it's weird. God created our bodies that
- 1:14way. It's true, and if we ignore it, it's like,
- 1:16it just... It hurts. So this, even though this
- 1:20is a morning episode, this might be our sleepiest
- 1:23one. I think so. Prepare for me to just yawn
- 1:27the whole time. Yeah, we're gonna have low voices
- 1:29and clogged ears. Like, yeah. If we look stuffy,
- 1:33that's why. I think it's just, I think that's
- 1:35what living in Florida is like. Yeah, that's
- 1:37true. I think it's just part of it. It's just,
- 1:39you can't fight it. Yeah. We'll have to figure
- 1:41out like prime real estate. Like, what's prime
- 1:43real estate time? What's the least stuffy? Oh
- 1:46yeah, true. I think an actual real estate. Where
- 1:49can I go and be the least stuffy in Florida?
- 1:52Well, yeah. We'd have to leave Florida. Yeah,
- 1:55that's true. It'd be like Southern California.
- 1:58Not even close to your area. No, no. Somewhere
- 2:00in the desert. Well, I do have a story for you.
- 2:02Okay. I like stories. That's good. Because I
- 2:05have one. Okay. I want to hear it. may or may
- 2:10not make me sound pretentious, so I hope it does.
- 2:12We're gonna drink coffee the whole time? Yeah,
- 2:14because it's early. I don't think you're... Okay,
- 2:16you want us to think you're pretentious. No,
- 2:19but it's funnier if I say it. Okay. So I, several
- 2:25years ago, I did a study abroad trip in London.
- 2:29Okay, I was there for a little over a month.
- 2:31Well, we already talked about how I did one in
- 2:33Israel Oh, that's true. So we're just both and
- 2:35you were there longer see So you kind of already
- 2:39have an out perfect Yeah, it's that classic the
- 2:43person who studied abroad one time and doesn't
- 2:45shut up about it. Yeah. Yeah, exactly this whole
- 2:47podcast Yeah, although we are finding consistently
- 2:51that An experience that I've had or you've had,
- 2:53we've both had the same. That's true. So it's
- 2:55actually... It's kind of weird. It's the same
- 2:57experience. Like your dad and my mom grew up
- 3:01Catholic. Yes. Not in the same state, but they
- 3:03definitely knew each other. Because all Catholics
- 3:07know each other. By the power of the Holy Spirit.
- 3:11The Catholic Holy Spirit. I love that. The Catholic
- 3:13Holy Spirit. That's a t -shirt. I actually really
- 3:16like that. We have so many t -shirt ideas. Yeah,
- 3:20that's true. Actually, you know what's funny?
- 3:21This is a total side point of the story I'm trying
- 3:23to tell. I like to derail you if I can. Yeah,
- 3:25it always works. Because my mind just goes. But
- 3:29when I was, the class that I took in London was
- 3:32a mythology class. So I didn't derail you. Oh,
- 3:35you're back on track. Well, I'm on a different
- 3:37track. Okay. Not the one I was trying to be in.
- 3:40Sorry. I caught a different train real quick.
- 3:42Mythology course in London. Which was kind of
- 3:44fun. So we got to go around and like... That's
- 3:46a great place to have a mythology course. And
- 3:48there's such cool just old stuff there. Yeah.
- 3:51You've got the British Museum downtown so we
- 3:53would go and just like explore there. And our
- 3:55teacher would just walk through, talk about myths
- 3:57the entire time. It was awesome. It's funny that
- 3:59we get excited about old things in places but
- 4:02not old people. Why is that I wonder if it's
- 4:07cuz the less pruney Well, maybe it's cuz I'm
- 4:15so excited to be an old person I know say yeah,
- 4:18but like maybe it's cuz things in places don't
- 4:20talk back Right? We like when we can enjoy it
- 4:24at our pace. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, there's
- 4:29gotta be a selfish reason for that. There's gotta
- 4:34be. There's gotta be. Yeah, it is funny. Yeah,
- 4:37because there's even times for myself where...
- 4:39I'm really interested in something at the moment.
- 4:41Then as soon as I ask the question and someone
- 4:43starts telling me the story, I'm like, I'm done.
- 4:46I'm not getting it the way I wanted to. Yeah,
- 4:49that's everyone listening to this podcast. Like,
- 4:51just get on with the story. Well, with that being
- 4:55said, so it was funny in London because so obviously
- 5:00people in. the UK in England, they speak English.
- 5:05They're all old. All of them are old. Every single
- 5:09one. They all feel ancient. But they don't speak
- 5:11the same English that we speak. Right. Whereas
- 5:14like they're slang and they're different words
- 5:17that they use, which is the same slang. Yeah,
- 5:20that's true. I was trying to have another thing
- 5:22to add. There's differences. And so one of the
- 5:25things is I've never been asked what my surname
- 5:27was. Okay, because I get asked in the u .s. What
- 5:29my last name is right? So when I was there they
- 5:32said, oh, what's your surname? Yeah, and I was
- 5:35like what are you talking about? You can just
- 5:37call me Paul But also like are they implying
- 5:41your mail? Yeah, sir. What's your name? It's
- 5:46a weird way to ask that Yeah, but well, I have
- 5:50a name tag on it says Paul and it's interesting
- 5:53with and I'm sure this is fairly common for a
- 5:56lot of people to know this now, but a lot of
- 5:58names that we have today, a lot of last names
- 6:00or surnames, are based off of what your profession
- 6:03was or what you were known for. A long time back,
- 6:07medieval when they were making those. And so
- 6:11it's interesting, so you have someone like, oh,
- 6:12you have like John Smith, and it's like, oh,
- 6:14he was a blacksmith. Yeah, or he came from the
- 6:17line of blacksmiths. You got a baker, and it's
- 6:20like, oh, and that person was a shepherd. Oh,
- 6:22easy. Then you got some weird ones, where it's
- 6:25like some people, actually I have no clue what
- 6:27my last name means. I don't know if you know
- 6:29yours. I don't. OK. Too long, but there's some
- 6:32were saying it actually was just like something
- 6:34that they did that was notable Okay, and it's
- 6:37like oh this person had a lot of anxiety. He's
- 6:39so Yeah, that's that's what their last name means
- 6:42because they were known for that, but that makes
- 6:44me wonder and ask the question I don't think
- 6:46I've ever thought about before which is Do did
- 6:50certain names originally come after the fact
- 6:52or did they come at the beginning? Because like
- 6:54when you're born now When people are born their
- 6:58name First name last name or first name surname.
- 7:03Is there another word for first name? But it's
- 7:13like So so having that did that come after or
- 7:16before because now when you're born we put it
- 7:18in as you're being born Yeah, well, I mean You're
- 7:22born and then you sign it. Yeah. Not you, but
- 7:25your parents. I can't do it. I haven't learned
- 7:28yet. But it seems like... Well, I feel like it
- 7:30came later because... Because it would be like
- 7:32John the blacksmith. Yeah. Not John Smith. Well,
- 7:37because I feel like even before then, because
- 7:38we see this in scripture a lot in other ancient
- 7:40texts. Yeah. Where it was based off of the region
- 7:43that you were from or based off your parents.
- 7:45Right. Like Mary Magdalene. Yeah. Yeah. So it's
- 7:48like, oh, that's your surname is just where you're
- 7:50from. Yeah, it's not like an actual name. Yeah,
- 7:53so we look at like Mary Magdalene. We're like,
- 7:55that's her last name. Yeah It was like I'm not
- 7:58like Paul of Cleveland, right? Well, you're also
- 8:01not from Cleveland well I didn't want to get
- 8:05too specific all from outside Cleveland greater
- 8:07Cleveland Yeah, that's true that works and I'm
- 8:14within I'm a transplant so mmm that then just
- 8:17that's your middle name Paul transplant outer
- 8:22Cleveland now living in Lakeland Transplant from
- 8:27outer Cleveland Lakeland and that's probably
- 8:30there was so much of that. They're probably Your
- 8:32name's Smith. Yeah, and that makes sense like
- 8:35over time. It's just the fact that the quantity
- 8:37of people went up Yeah, well actually, you know
- 8:39the other thing that makes sense about that is
- 8:41cuz you think It would get confusing if you have
- 8:45like 15 Johns in one area. And it's like, well,
- 8:48they're all John, you know, something. I can't
- 8:54think of funny names today. Well, you also think
- 8:56about like in a previous episode, we talked about
- 8:59how the people in Nazareth looked at Jesus in
- 9:03the synagogue and they were like, that's Joseph's
- 9:05boy. Yeah. But the thing about that that's funny
- 9:08is they weren't like, oh, that's Jesus, surname
- 9:11Christ. Right. You know what I mean? Yeah. Well,
- 9:14because that wasn't his last name. Right. Yeah,
- 9:15yeah. But then also, like, they weren't like,
- 9:17that's... Well, and the funny thing, that gets
- 9:21complicated, but they weren't like, that's Jesus
- 9:23Smith. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because his
- 9:26dad is Joseph Smith. Oh! That's the... That would
- 9:34have been such a perfect... I feel like we need
- 9:36that meme where it's just our mouths. I hope
- 9:42you're also listening to this very early in the
- 9:46morning. Yeah, cuz it gets you're along with
- 9:48us. Yeah It makes sense though because a lot
- 9:55of people that time when someone was like a blacksmith
- 9:58Yeah, your kids were blacksmiths to you because
- 10:00there was a family trade So it makes sense like
- 10:02oh this one family does this one thing? Yeah.
- 10:05So that's just their name. Yeah. And to be fair,
- 10:07it'd be like Joseph Carpenter. Yeah. Yeah. Or
- 10:10Joseph, um, uh, General Contractor. Plates buried
- 10:15in the ground. Joseph Contractor. Isn't that
- 10:21just, you know, it's so strange. I actually just
- 10:24had a dream this last night that I was talking
- 10:28to someone. Yeah, I do. I was talking to someone
- 10:31in my dream. we were all like at this Bible study
- 10:34and we were like, was Jesus actually a carpenter
- 10:35or was he a general contractor or like a mason?
- 10:39Oh, or a mason. Oh, a stone mason. Jesus's dad's
- 10:44name was Joseph Smith and he was a mason? Boom,
- 10:46boom, boom, boom. But I was like, why was that?
- 10:53You just went boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
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- 11:18boom boom boom That's why so it's interesting
- 11:25and why I bring all this up Classic Paul getting
- 11:29us back on track trying and then I'm like, please
- 11:32find the track again is Our martyr today How
- 11:39many chugga chuggas do you do before the choo
- 11:41-choo good question Chugga chugga chugga chugga
- 11:44chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga that penny
- 11:46for no, that was like at least eight Oh, that
- 11:50was eight. Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga. This
- 11:52is not good podcasting. No. They're curious.
- 11:56They want to know. Well, OK, so in our martyr
- 12:00today, with our martyr today, something for me,
- 12:05for Simon, that I'm not Simon, for our martyr
- 12:07Simon, that I found interesting. Paul Simon.
- 12:10It starts off with surname. This podcast is a
- 12:20bridge over trouble water. I hope you're sitting
- 12:22in a room of silence listening to us But yeah,
- 12:29so it's like okay, it said his surname is I low
- 12:31T. What is I low T's right? And it's like well.
- 12:34What does that mean? That's just why they just
- 12:36threw a surname in like well And I think it's
- 12:38important to spell it to like oh, yeah zee L
- 12:42o h There's an H. No that was in the pronunciation.
- 12:47Oh, sorry Yeah, let me pull it up instead of
- 12:50trying to remember e l o t e s right Sure, I
- 12:55honestly you spelled it and I didn't I didn't
- 12:57keep any of the letters in my brain spell it
- 12:59again Let us know if I got her z e l o t e s
- 13:03I dig it right Okay, you started spelling it
- 13:06and I forgot every letter after you said it Like
- 13:10sure I feel like Like, I don't know. Comet. Yeah,
- 13:15if you. Yeah, that's the pronunciation. Zebra
- 13:19logo logo bees. Yeah, because I feel like people
- 13:24try and do that, like even sometimes like like
- 13:27my. like someone will try around my kids to spell
- 13:31something instead of say it. And they start spelling
- 13:34it and I'm like, I don't know what you're saying.
- 13:38I have to like spell it back to myself when people
- 13:40do that to me. Well, I have to think so hard.
- 13:43Yeah, cause I'm like, I gotta hold onto every
- 13:45letter you're saying. But, and it's not, it's
- 13:47not like because I'm like low intelligence. It's
- 13:50because we don't. To me that's why. But we don't
- 13:53talk to each other by spelling words. Yeah, right,
- 13:56so I'm like I know what this is a different language
- 13:59It's like people with dogs like you want to go
- 14:00out for an W a L K and I was like I'm just as
- 14:03lost as your dog I know I know and the truth
- 14:06is is the dog and I already read your mind. Yeah
- 14:09The dark the dog already through telepathy knows
- 14:13what you're thinking and I'm like hold on Give
- 14:17a napkin nearby. So your dog's response to that
- 14:19is to look at you Or your friend's dog's response
- 14:22to that is to look at Paul and go, he doesn't
- 14:24know it. Come on. Paul, let me help you. Let
- 14:28me help you. So, xylotes. Let us know what is
- 14:32that all about. Z -E -L -O -T -E -S. Yeah, yeah,
- 14:35yeah. Yeah. So, xylotes. I still, I spelled it
- 14:41and still didn't know what I spelled. I think
- 14:45because the pronunciation is different letters.
- 14:47That's what's in my head. Yeah, that's fair.
- 14:50Yeah, so xylotes, so that's his surname or his
- 14:53last name or what he was known by. Yeah. Which
- 14:56is different than your last name. And when you
- 14:58find out what this word is, if you haven't guessed
- 15:00by now, then it's kind of interesting. Yeah,
- 15:03it's a Greek word that basically like is synonymous
- 15:08with zealot. Yeah. And a zealot is a passionate
- 15:11person. Someone burning with zeal, I think was
- 15:13the... Yeah. Yeah, somebody burning with zeal.
- 15:16Which is a little bit cheating. It is kind of
- 15:19final word by a shorter version of its work.
- 15:21I know our spelling is slightly different Yeah,
- 15:23it says emulator zealous admirer or follower
- 15:27Hmm and I asked you this and people in the comments
- 15:30might be able to or one burning with zeal Yeah,
- 15:33it's like he was known as Simon the zealot. He
- 15:34was yeah, so even when he's like, oh that's because
- 15:37that's what his name is Well, even in even in
- 15:40Matthew 10 for it says Simon the zealot 10 -4
- 15:45It says Simon the zealot and Judas Iscariot who
- 15:48betrayed him. Yeah, right? So and that's that's
- 15:52your lesson being betrayer Well, imagine that
- 15:54that's like your verse to memorize a week. I'm
- 15:57Everybody memorize Matthew 10 -4. I'll say it
- 16:01with you Simon the zealot and Judas Iscariot
- 16:03who betrayed him is easy one. Not bad Just imagining
- 16:11the betrayer being your life. I'm John Betrayer.
- 16:16So that's the thing, like Iscariot also means
- 16:20that. Oh, does it? Yeah. I didn't know that.
- 16:22Yeah, so that's not his last name. That's his
- 16:25surname. It is now the surname is in these cases
- 16:28a last name Well, it becomes a last name, but
- 16:32it was clearly something that was given to him
- 16:34after Yeah, because like when we talked about
- 16:36names indicate him you talk about like like Jacob
- 16:38Yeah, and Jacob he gets his name at birth, but
- 16:42he gets it because of what he's doing Yeah, which
- 16:44is holding on to his brother's heel. Yeah And
- 16:47then his name changes later to Israel, one who
- 16:50wrestles with God because he was wrestling. He
- 16:52wrestled with God. So like his the name comes
- 16:55after the action. Yeah. In those instances, even
- 16:58though one does come at birth, it still comes
- 17:01after the action. So it's kind of interesting
- 17:03because that's how that's how we have this here.
- 17:06So if you're an expecting parent, don't come
- 17:09up with kids names yet. But I also wonder like
- 17:12I haven't looked at this, but I wondered. Like,
- 17:17this is my son, nose picker. But that is, I do
- 17:21hear stories of that, that people will be like,
- 17:25this child is this, this is their name. And then
- 17:28when they come out, they just decide to name
- 17:29them something different. I've heard that many
- 17:33times. Well, that happened to my younger siblings.
- 17:35My parents came up with names for them, and then
- 17:37like a month later, they're like, these names
- 17:40aren't them. Like after they were born? Yeah.
- 17:43A month after? Or it might have been a couple
- 17:44weeks, but they forgot to sign the paper so it
- 17:47never became official. And so they had to go
- 17:49back in and it was like, oh, this is easy. Oh,
- 17:51that's so weird. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, so they
- 17:55were for a month or two, they were calling them
- 17:57something else. Yeah. And neglecting their paperwork.
- 17:59Isn't that crazy? An American way. Ohayan way.
- 18:05Ohayan way. Were they in Ohio at the time? Oh
- 18:08yeah. Okay. Makes sense. Makes sense. Greater
- 18:11Cleveland area. But yeah, so even that, like,
- 18:17Iscariot means a person who betrays another.
- 18:21That's interesting. A traitor. I didn't know
- 18:23that. Yeah, so like, Iscariot's not his last
- 18:25name. It is his surname, which is a little different,
- 18:28right? Is it? I think so I think it's one of
- 18:33those it makes sense because it's basically just
- 18:35a Qualifier to the person's first name, right?
- 18:38Which is something they're known for it's like
- 18:40we'll give them another thing that they're known
- 18:42for right And I think it's kind of interesting
- 18:45for me when I think about that and this is total
- 18:47Paul speculation But you look at how big these
- 18:50kingdoms had have gotten where before it's like,
- 18:53oh everyone's kind of within their own town sure,
- 18:56but now with roadways in just people being more
- 18:59connected to each other. I mean, the other thing,
- 19:02it's funny. It's like for me, at least this was
- 19:04like, oh, well, like that makes sense. Like people
- 19:06had vacations and traveled back in that time,
- 19:09too. Right. It obviously looked a little bit
- 19:11different. But like the Romans were known for
- 19:13going on holidays and traveling to different
- 19:15countries. Yeah, they kind of started that in
- 19:17the modern world. Yeah. Which is like it's a
- 19:19weird idea to think about that leisure. We think
- 19:21like, oh, only we do that. Right. It's like,
- 19:23oh, no, people have been doing this for. a long
- 19:25time, and with how accessible things had become,
- 19:28it makes sense. That's why we think about the
- 19:30Romans all the time. Yeah. I love the Holy Roman
- 19:33Empire. But yeah, so a surname... But so it makes
- 19:35sense where it's like this idea of a surname
- 19:37is a response to being more people in an area.
- 19:40Right. When it's like we've never had this problem
- 19:42before, but now we have to figure out what to
- 19:44do with it. Yeah. So like a definition would
- 19:46be basically a last name. synonymous with family
- 19:50name and last name. But the origins often have
- 19:52roots in occupations, places and names. And then
- 19:57in some cultures, surnames are placed at the
- 20:00beginning of a person's name while in others
- 20:02they're at the end. So like, I think in some
- 20:05ways we've evolved into a last name is just something
- 20:09that you kind of inherit through your family.
- 20:14But, or you take it on. Cause that is something
- 20:16like, I feel like not until I was older did I
- 20:18realize like, Oh, I actually can just go change
- 20:21my names. Yeah. Like any of them. Which is crazy
- 20:24to think about. Yeah. Like the same way I can
- 20:26change my address. Yeah. Except that like, I
- 20:28do have to like, I can't just change my, I can't
- 20:31just change, I have to like go live there. Unlike
- 20:32people know how you've got to go do some paperwork.
- 20:35That's true. But I also have to like go and live
- 20:38there. Yeah, I can't just change my address Well,
- 20:41you can just Just make it that way for a long
- 20:45time. I guess you could do like a PO box or something
- 20:47That's true, but there has to be like some I
- 20:49don't know but anyways, yeah, so so Matthew 10
- 20:54for Simon Simon the zealot and Judas is scary
- 20:58at the one who betrayed him. That's your verse
- 21:01for the week. That's your verse for there There
- 21:03will be a quiz So that is interesting because
- 21:06then Simon whose surname is Xylotes is interesting
- 21:14because it still doesn't really answer the question.
- 21:17Did it come before or after? Like is it something
- 21:19that he was known by or was his family known
- 21:22as Zealots? Was he from a family of Zealots?
- 21:25Which is kind of interesting or was he the first
- 21:27one and it kind of came that. But if you think
- 21:30about historically in that area, you just came
- 21:34through like 400 years of Jewish zealots. Like
- 21:38the Maccabee family. Like there's all these things
- 21:43happening in those 400 years leading up to the
- 21:46birth of Jesus that I could see him coming from
- 21:49a family of zealots. Yeah, that's actually really
- 21:52cool. But also known as a zealot. Yeah. So like
- 21:55all those things could be true. Yeah. I like
- 21:59that. Yeah. And especially as a martyr. all of
- 22:03the disciples that were martyred could be called
- 22:07zealots. However, a zealot in that time would
- 22:12have been more of what the Jewish people told
- 22:17the Romans they should be afraid of, which is
- 22:19they're gonna overthrow your government now.
- 22:22And that's not what they were doing. They were
- 22:25saying, no, we're gonna overthrow your government.
- 22:27Now, on the back end, the spiritual side. That's
- 22:31the part we care about. Yeah, they're gonna fight
- 22:34with not flesh and blood. And the way they showed
- 22:38that was being martyred. Going like, hey, the
- 22:41flesh and blood, we don't care about that. Yeah,
- 22:44and I think the other thing, we've talked about
- 22:46this a few times too, where it's like how much
- 22:48that didn't matter to them. And as far as like
- 22:52crucifixion was the absolute... worst possible
- 22:55way to die for a human. And I think even today
- 22:58it's still considered one of the most horrible
- 22:59ways of dying. And it was humiliating. It was,
- 23:03yeah. Because it was a false messiah's death.
- 23:05Yeah, and I think we talked about this in the
- 23:07last episode. Or a failed zealot's death. It
- 23:11could be both. Yeah, that's interesting. Where
- 23:15it's like, even when we look at the problem that...
- 23:18that people at that time had with Jesus versus
- 23:21our problem with him, and I'm pretty sure I talked
- 23:23about this in the last episode, is for them,
- 23:25they're like, why would you wanna worship a crucified
- 23:28God? And for us, we're like, why would we believe
- 23:31in someone we think is lying? And they're like,
- 23:34no, no, no, no, he was humiliated, why would
- 23:35you wanna follow that? And for them, it's like,
- 23:39well, so they also, because Simon was crucified
- 23:42as well. And that's a word that keeps getting
- 23:44used for a lot of these martyrs deaths. And it's
- 23:47like, it becomes just kind of like, yep, and
- 23:49he was crucified. And it's like, this is a horrible
- 23:51death that a lot of them went through. Yeah,
- 23:55but it also is like an imitation element. It
- 23:58also kind of gives historical validity to the
- 24:01timeframe where it was under the Roman rule.
- 24:04It was within this specific timeframe. The thing
- 24:07that's tough about that is, you know, Simon,
- 24:09because it says that later, it was probably in
- 24:13the Britain area where you were studying myths.
- 24:18Like, and this is where Simon the Zealot. Yeah.
- 24:21So if he's crucified in 74 AD, then he lived
- 24:28past seeing Jerusalem fall. Yeah, that's true.
- 24:31Which is also an interesting thing. I do want
- 24:33us to talk about that at some point. Yeah, we
- 24:35should. Yeah. But not now. No. So your verse
- 24:37for today, Matthew 10 -4. Matthew 10 -4. Simon
- 24:40the Zealot. And Judas Iscariot, the one who betrayed
- 24:43him. Three, two, one. All right, music time.
- 24:48Music time. Music in the morning. Music in the
- 24:51morning with Stephen and Paul. M -m -m -m -music.
- 24:56M -m -m -m -music. Which is, it's funny because
- 24:58it's like an early Saturday morning music. How
- 24:59many M's do you say before you say music? M -m
- 25:02-m -m -music. Do like a joke stutter, but then
- 25:18you actually start to stutter and you can't escape
- 25:21it, you know Paul I can't say that I've ever
- 25:23done that Yes, that is what happened It's because
- 25:37you were counting and you went past your count.
- 25:40You're like, oh no. How do I get off this interstate?
- 25:45All right, so I feel like this is gonna just
- 25:48become a classic fashion. Paul's like, do you
- 25:53have something? I'm like, yeah, I have something.
- 25:55Do you have something? No, I don't have anything.
- 25:58Okay, well, I have something, but I don't wanna
- 26:02play. I don't want to play anything. You play.
- 26:04So you play. Yeah. And I also just have a bunch
- 26:07of lyrics. Yeah. That like kind of rhyme. I love
- 26:11it. So yeah. Which is kind of fun because it's
- 26:14like we don't know what each other is going to
- 26:17do. Nope. So this will be like full reaction.
- 26:21Yeah. But like I'm also not coming up with words.
- 26:24I'm just going to come up with how they land
- 26:26in your. Yeah that's fair. How you're playing.
- 26:28And I don't even know what I'm going to play
- 26:29yet. That's great. But we're going to keep it
- 26:31chill. and smooth. Yeah, so don't speed it up.
- 26:37No, I'll try not to. Hey, let's leave some of
- 26:39those classic Paul turnarounds out. It's just
- 26:44me experimenting, but it never works. Yeah, you're
- 26:47like continuing writing. Nah. Too much? Who's
- 26:55the banana pancakes guy? Oh, Jack Johnson? Yeah,
- 27:00let's not go Jack Johnson. That's the vibe you're
- 27:28feeling. It is the vibe. No, because I don't
- 27:30want to, like, lean into, like, an island accent.
- 27:36Let's switch gears. Go very Ohio. Ohio Acoustic.
- 27:40Ohio Acoustic? Not Worship Acoustic. I'll just
- 27:43go Paul Acoustic. Okay. We'll make it minor.
- 27:46You do the same thing, but just... I'm good with
- 27:49that. Make it a minor. I actually have no idea.
- 27:56Feel like that's still worshipy. Yeah, don't
- 27:58yeah. It's strumming is like yeah when you're
- 28:01strumming it's worship music. It is. I can get
- 28:09with this. Okay. You got to figure out where
- 28:12you're gonna land though because you're doing
- 28:13a setup right now. Yeah. I like that. I don't
- 28:29like that. All right, so do something like looping.
- 28:35Like something that's like a three or four chord
- 28:36loop. I'll just walk it up. This is like what
- 28:48producers do in the studio without a live person.
- 28:51I'm just doing it with Paul. Paul is my computer.
- 28:56I am the computer. resolve there so like yeah
- 29:08and then do a fourth back to the yeah yeah do
- 29:20that i might try and just keep this low yeah
- 29:26do it Although I do always, like, get into it
- 29:29and then surprise octave jump. You can't help
- 29:31yourself. And I'll be like, it's turn around
- 29:33time. It's turn around time. Alright, here we
- 29:37go. Geography, archaeology. Ancient beasts and
- 29:56other scary fiends Jesus came and overcame the
- 30:00grave He preached to the sons of God and Tartarus
- 30:07Broke through the barriers, defeated death Resurrection
- 30:11life, disciples spread Holy Spirit rest upon
- 30:15their head And then they died Because of the
- 30:21one they loved We honor those who came before.
- 30:39We honor those who came before. We honor those
- 30:48who came before. Constantine ruined everything
- 30:58Augustine supernatural beads Apollyon in the
- 31:03bottomless pit Enoch won, angels threw a fit
- 31:11Throne in Pergamum, golden cherubim Don't touch
- 31:15the tree, just be who you were meant to be On
- 31:22martyr's row, we honor those who came before.
- 31:28On martyr's row, on martyr's row. On martyr's
- 31:37row, we honor those who came before. On martyr's
- 31:43row, on martyr's row. Augustine's supernatural
- 31:54beings Apollyon in the bottomless pit On martyrs'
- 32:04row Honor those who came before On martyrs' row
- 32:11On martyrs' row Paul have a fun one for you today.
- 32:22Oh Since we're recording this in the morning.
- 32:25Yeah, and Serial is a great way to start the
- 32:29day. So true Did I ever tell you I was a serial
- 32:32enthusiast for a long time? like You were consistently
- 32:38enthusiastic. Yeah, everybody who's my brother
- 32:41and I moved into our first apartment together.
- 32:43Okay, and It was our first time that we were
- 32:46like we can buy whatever we want So you did like
- 32:49serial testing? We just bought cereal. That's
- 32:55funny. At one point my brother had this, you
- 32:58know like those dome lights? Yeah. He took one
- 33:02of those, cleaned it, and filled it with cereal.
- 33:04Gosh. It was a lot of cereal. Wow. Just, that's
- 33:09a good way to waste a whole day. Yeah, and then
- 33:11we realized, oh, this is why we need to eat other
- 33:14things. Oh, this is why our mom did what she
- 33:17did. Because this will kill us. But anyway, cereal.
- 33:23It's funny, though, because my older brother,
- 33:26like I did as well, but we both moved out when
- 33:28we were 18 and at some point moved back in with
- 33:30our parents and then, but he's eight years older
- 33:33than me. It's the most punk rock thing you can
- 33:35do. I know it's a very Florida thing. I guess
- 33:38a Midwest thing, too I don't need you mom and
- 33:41dad. Hey mom and dad Can I come back and live
- 33:45with you just for a minute? It wasn't long, but
- 33:48But yet no hit so I went to his first apartment
- 33:54and I opened the pantry and it was just Florida
- 33:57ceiling in the pantry hungry Howie's boxes but
- 34:02But there was no pizza in them. Yeah, it's just
- 34:05empty boxes. This is trophies. But the truth
- 34:08is, is like when you live in an apartment, like
- 34:10taking a box like that, you can't like, you don't
- 34:12want to shove those into the trash can, trash
- 34:14bag, because it takes the whole trash bag. And
- 34:17you're like, I'm not going to bring just one
- 34:18to the dump. The dumpster. Yeah. So then eventually
- 34:21you bring none of them and they just fill up
- 34:23an entire pantry. There's literally nothing else
- 34:25in the pantry. It was just floor -to -ceiling
- 34:28hungry house boxes. Like, well, I know what kind
- 34:30of pizza you like or what's the cheapest. You're
- 34:33right. That's the answer. Yeah, that's true.
- 34:36Or both, I guess. But Paul, I have a question
- 34:38for you. Yeah, please. We've been talking a lot
- 34:40about Britain today. Have we? I was about to
- 34:45genuinely answer you. I love it. Yeah, our martyr
- 34:50today, Simon. Yeah. The zealot. Zylotees. Zylotees.
- 34:56He was crucified in Britain. Yeah. According
- 35:00to John Fox. I was about to say John Hancock.
- 35:06Not John Hancock. Wasn't he a founding father?
- 35:10Yeah. Every time I hear that name, I think of
- 35:14Tommy Boy. Okay, he takes the test like John
- 35:17Hancock. It's Herbie Children don't watch that
- 35:25movie don't But uh, yeah, so Britain and then
- 35:30you went to Britain. Yeah, and I keep saying
- 35:33Britain But like it makes it sound more like
- 35:36regal. I know So I feel like in light of that
- 35:39because it's the morning. Mm -hmm And I do love
- 35:43cereal I feel like I need to ask this question
- 35:45in a British accent. Okay, please. But like a
- 35:49British accent of a British person who doesn't
- 35:51exist. So just an American British accent. An
- 35:55American British accent of a person who's trying
- 35:58to write a film about cereal being made in Britain.
- 36:04Okay. Are you guys with me? Yes. I said, are
- 36:09you guys? Like, there's a bunch of people here.
- 36:12But I can't hear you! Are you ready, kids? Okay,
- 36:20so my question, Paul. What is the myth of the
- 36:27rainbow? What I love about that is... Because
- 36:36it's a Lucky Charms reference. I know it is.
- 36:39Which is Irish. That's the action I was doing.
- 36:46Our gateway to it. We're just trying to make
- 36:48a bunch of British people upset. Colonizing.
- 36:52Yeah, well, it's great. You know St. Patrick's
- 36:54Day. That's a thing. That is a thing. Yeah, that
- 36:57happens all around the world. It's a real thing.
- 37:01So Paul, what's the myth of the rainbow? Well,
- 37:04gather round. Gather round. Now this isn't a
- 37:10fairy tale. No, this is myth. This is myth. Which
- 37:14is different. Very different. If you don't believe
- 37:16me, go back two episodes. Yeah, two episodes.
- 37:20This is our myth series. Yeah. Which might just
- 37:22be what the podcast is. Which is funny, because
- 37:24I think I made a joke about us doing like a sermon
- 37:27series. about myths when it's like, this is a
- 37:2950 part series on it. And it's just becoming
- 37:32that. This was supposed to be one episode. And
- 37:36then it was supposed to be two episodes. Then
- 37:39it was supposed to be a trilogy. And then we're
- 37:40like, no. It's probably at least two more. At
- 37:43least. Yeah. Which hopefully you're here for
- 37:46it because we are. Yeah. There's a lot to unpack.
- 37:49Well, and I think one of the main residuals or
- 37:54something that is happening because of the way
- 37:57we're approaching the podcast is like it's addressing
- 37:59all of the things that are exterior. Yeah. A
- 38:02little bit to the biblical conversation. Absolutely.
- 38:05Because I feel like that's what I always did
- 38:09and that's what like people always... asked questions
- 38:12or I feel like I was part of conversations that
- 38:13were like, okay, but what about this? Like consider
- 38:16this, which is the philosophical question. So
- 38:18it's like, here's the biblical narrative. Here's
- 38:21the center line. But what do we do with this
- 38:25over here? What do we do with this over here?
- 38:27How do we bring it back to the middle line? How
- 38:29does everything push against, you know? And honestly
- 38:33make and bolster up and build up the true myth.
- 38:38Yeah, and I think that's so important for, so
- 38:43it's funny, it's funny I'm saying this this far
- 38:46into the recording as well, into our episodes.
- 38:49This is funny, I'm already laughing. That's good.
- 38:53Hysterical. Well it's like, so this is episode
- 38:5616? I think so. We keep saying that, so regardless,
- 39:00this has to be 16. Yeah. Uh oh. We'll see. I
- 39:05like it better if we're wrong. As we're like
- 39:07pushing it out, it's like, oh wait, this was
- 39:09supposed to be 16. Oh no. So if this is 16B,
- 39:13it's because we forgot. We should do that. There's
- 39:17no 17, it's just 16B. Or no. 16 is just 16B.
- 39:23Oh yeah, let's do that. This is like 15, 16B,
- 39:2617. People will be like, where's 16A? There's
- 39:28an asterisk on the end of it. It's a myth. It's
- 39:31a myth. Did it ever really exist? It was pre
- 39:35this. But so for the podcast, it's funny because
- 39:38it's called Martyrs Row. Right. And it's funny
- 39:41because we don't spend a ton of time talking
- 39:43about martyrs. Sometimes. We do sometimes. Yeah.
- 39:46And it's funny. It's like, well, in my head,
- 39:48it was very clear. That's what we were doing
- 39:51like we know why we were doing though And it's
- 39:53a lot of people that hasn't so I'm like, let
- 39:55me just make it clear here at least the way I
- 39:58see it Yeah, because you might have a different
- 40:00approach to it as well. I don't think we've talked
- 40:02about this I don't think we have I like that
- 40:03it is for me. It's like well, I think it's it's
- 40:06kind of like the Focus for all of us. It's like
- 40:09well, let's look at a martyr and we start that
- 40:12by talking about one. And by all of us, you mean
- 40:14all of us here at Martyrs Row? All of us here
- 40:16at Martyrs Row. Exactly. And it's like, okay,
- 40:21so let's talk about that and see the zeal they
- 40:24had for their faith and the burning passion that
- 40:27they had to unwaveringly stand next to it or
- 40:32stand by their faith. And so let's center ourselves
- 40:36first by looking at that. Right. And then now,
- 40:38let's bring up the questions and the frameworks
- 40:40that can cause us to falter or fail. And it's
- 40:43like, no, let's realign so that way we can stand
- 40:46against our faith in the same way. That's how
- 40:49I view it. And it's made so much sense to me.
- 40:52But as a whole, each podcast is somewhat a practice
- 40:56in apologetics. That makes sense. That's how
- 40:59I like to view it. And also because a lot of
- 41:02these questions that we talk about, I hear this...
- 41:04often from a lot of Christians where they're
- 41:07like, oh, the idea of aliens or the idea of the
- 41:12flood or some kind of evolutionary debate, some
- 41:15kind of scientific, it's like that edge of the
- 41:17earth that shakes my faith. And it's like, why?
- 41:20That shouldn't. Regardless of the alien ones,
- 41:24if there are aliens or there aren't aliens, if
- 41:26the Book of Enoch is true or it's not true, that
- 41:29really shouldn't shake your faith at all if we
- 41:31have a right framework of what the Bible says.
- 41:34Yeah, that's true. And so I think that's why
- 41:36these questions that we talk about are so important.
- 41:39Because it's like, well, let's not just say,
- 41:42I don't know, and just ignore it, and just go
- 41:44right back to reading the Bible, ignoring the
- 41:46parts that are weird. It's like, no, let's actually
- 41:48see how it fits in, if it fits in, and where
- 41:51it fits. Yeah, and I think that the weird things
- 41:55and the unusual things are the most interesting
- 41:58things. Absolutely. And I think it's a mistake
- 42:00for us to decide that the Bible is just going
- 42:03to be the simple boring things. Yeah. And all
- 42:06the weird things will leave that up to people
- 42:08writing books and movies and like all the other
- 42:12stuff that's happening in the world. Because
- 42:13then as a Christian, you don't really have a
- 42:16ton of framework for things that are happening
- 42:18in the world that are weird and strange. Yeah.
- 42:21You just kind of go that that doesn't really
- 42:22exist until you encounter it and then you don't
- 42:25have a framework for it. Yeah. Because you've
- 42:27ignored it in the Bible. And most of that stuff
- 42:30is in there. So like, the Bible actually gives
- 42:33us framework for all the weird and scary things
- 42:36that we can encounter in the world. It already
- 42:38gives us the framework for it. But if we shy
- 42:41away from it in our study, we have to figure
- 42:43it out again ourselves. Yeah, it can shake our
- 42:45faith because we don't realize it's there. Right?
- 42:48So like that is, that is kind of a key point.
- 42:51Yeah. So the myth of the rainbow. The myth of
- 42:54the rainbow. What is the myth of the rainbow?
- 43:02That's like That's like the key to the Irish
- 43:06accent start as high as you can then go down
- 43:12And if anyone wonders ethically I am a little
- 43:20bit Irish let's not talk about ethics ethics
- 43:24Ethnic is notice it is I Was making a joke what
- 43:30she's speaking of ethics okay leads into the
- 43:33myth of the rainbow. Oh boy. Yeah, oh boy Spit
- 43:38take Mickey Mouse. I was like what voice is that?
- 43:47If I did it better, you'd pick it up. I think
- 43:50I did it pretty good in my head. I think so.
- 43:52Oh boy! You have to like break up in the middle
- 43:56of it. Just think about corporate greed as you
- 44:01do it. That's a question we should answer. Was
- 44:06Mickey Mouse a Freemason? They'll never sponsor
- 44:10us now. I don't know if I want to be sponsored
- 44:13by Disney. I don't think I do either. Although,
- 44:18we don't want them against us, I guess. Well,
- 44:22Martyrs Row. Welcome to Martyrs Row, where Disney
- 44:27is against us. That also includes - That would
- 44:31be such a flex. It's like Comcast, ESPN. Is Comcast
- 44:37still a thing? Isn't that like the conglomerate?
- 44:39I think it is. It's like a big thing now. Yeah.
- 44:41I haven't heard that name in a while. I think
- 44:42they're trying to stop talking about that. Yeah.
- 44:45The myth of the rainbow. The myth of the rainbow.
- 44:48Well, so it's funny. It's like, okay, so where
- 44:51did the rainbow come from? I don't know, Paul.
- 44:53And what does it represent? Who? Who? What? Where?
- 44:58Why? How? Rainbow? Rainbow. Rainbow is fun to
- 45:04say. And it's interesting, so we look at like
- 45:05the Bilbo account. Taste the rainbow. Taste it.
- 45:09I actually don't know - That's Skittles. Off
- 45:11the top of my head, if any other culture has
- 45:14a rainbow myth. Skittles, we're ready for you
- 45:16to sponsor us. I'll take a Skittles sponsorship.
- 45:20We will eat Skittles every episode. In fact,
- 45:25we'll just put a dispenser right here. The official
- 45:26candy of Marger's Row with Skittles. Every time
- 45:31we say rainbow, we have to eat one. I would say
- 45:36it a lot. Marger's Row officially sponsored by
- 45:38Skittles. And now we need a dentist. Oh yeah,
- 45:41good point. We can make that local. That'd be
- 45:44sweet. That can be a regional spot. Cold Gate
- 45:45maybe. Cold Gate. I'm an Arm and Hammer, guys.
- 45:49Was this 1950? Yeah. Yeah. Outer Cleveland area.
- 45:56The greater Cleveland. So rainbows, what, when,
- 46:01where, why? Yeah, so I don't actually know if
- 46:04another culture has like a rainbow myth. OK.
- 46:07Off the top of my head. I actually didn't look
- 46:09into that at all. Good. I'm glad I asked that
- 46:11question. Which is more fun. Yeah. But I do know
- 46:14the biblical account. OK. Which most of us hopefully
- 46:17do. And we look at like, okay, so what does it
- 46:21represent? It was interesting is when we look
- 46:22at like how a rainbow is like how it happens
- 46:26Yeah, yeah, it takes some rain. It does and it's
- 46:29funny because according to the Bible Mm -hmm.
- 46:31It had never rained up into the flood. Yeah,
- 46:34and so there had been no rainbow Yeah, which
- 46:37is a weird idea. Yeah, it's one of those things
- 46:39that it's like that's again going back to the
- 46:41weird So like that's weird. Yeah, how do crops
- 46:43grow? Yeah, and it's like they just out here
- 46:45watering every blade of grass. With what? Did
- 46:48they have water hoses? Yeah. You know what I
- 46:53mean? It's like, that's a weird idea. Yeah. But
- 46:55I guess a lot of ancient cultures, they would
- 46:57use like freshwater springs and next to the rivers.
- 47:01And that's usually where they were nearby. They
- 47:02would feed it into the crops. Yeah. For like
- 47:04irrigation and stuff. Right. Yeah. Which like,
- 47:06okay, that makes sense. It does. And it would
- 47:07also make sense because, I mean, we see in like
- 47:10the garden where there was a mist that... watered
- 47:14all the plants and everything. But we also know
- 47:17it's like, yeah, we were placed here as gardeners
- 47:20originally to take care of the earth. And it's
- 47:22like, well, it would make sense that they would
- 47:24irrigate and take care of things that way, because
- 47:26that's one of the sole reasons that we were here.
- 47:29Yeah. And it's potentially less desert area originally.
- 47:35Right? Yeah. I mean, if you're next to four rivers.
- 47:40Yeah. Not the barbecue place. Not the barbecue
- 47:42place. But that's actually where they got their
- 47:45name, by the way. Oh, really? Yeah, it's a biblical
- 47:46reference. That's interesting. Yeah. Four rivers
- 47:51sponsor us. Bold claim. I know. But we look at
- 47:55it, it's like, okay, so the rainbow came after
- 47:57the flood. Right. And God said, that's a sign,
- 48:00a promise to you that I will never flood the
- 48:02whole earth again. Right. Just some of it. Just
- 48:05some of it. Yeah, but it is interesting though
- 48:08because when you say that like rain is it's almost
- 48:10this It's like this reminder in some ways. It's
- 48:14a little bit of a it's not really a threat because
- 48:16you have a rainbow that comes after Yeah, but
- 48:18it is a little bit of a reminder that like once
- 48:21there was a flood right, but Don't worry the
- 48:24rain is gonna stop. Yeah, that's what's so interesting.
- 48:27Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's fascinating as well because
- 48:30That it's again that term whole world yeah, and
- 48:35this is not the direction that we're headed with
- 48:37it but but you think about that it's like okay
- 48:40is it when it talks about whole world is it talking
- 48:42about geographically the whole world right or
- 48:46all the people within it because we see such
- 48:49a literary device that's used often is the world
- 48:53refers to the people that aren't christians or
- 48:56the people that aren't israelites sure yeah and
- 48:59so it's like well that's actually a really interesting
- 49:00idea then if we're gonna attach that wordplay
- 49:04to it as well yeah um and so when we see this
- 49:07like so when god says well we see there are floods
- 49:10that happen but it doesn't take out the whole
- 49:12world all the people yeah Yeah, like tsunamis
- 49:16and like yeah different cataclysms that that
- 49:19are still actively happening, right? But it's
- 49:21not a whole world or even a whole Culture. Yeah,
- 49:25or a whole group of people being wiped out. Yeah.
- 49:28Yeah, and it's one of those where It's it's an
- 49:31interesting question as well because in this
- 49:33we're been talking about the setup is like what
- 49:35are the myths that we see across cultures and
- 49:38so if like myths happen, or sorry, myths do happen
- 49:42everywhere. Myths happen. But myths happen. That's
- 49:44a shirt. Myths happened. Yeah. But it's like,
- 49:50okay, so floods happen. Right. Pretty much everywhere.
- 49:54Yeah. But why do we see flood myths, like massive
- 50:01flood myths across All cultures. Yeah, in ancient
- 50:05cultures. In ancient cultures. Because that brings
- 50:08up an interesting idea. Yeah, because part of
- 50:10the myth conversation that we're having is where
- 50:13is there a true story, a true through line? Yeah.
- 50:17And if that is true, typically what happens is
- 50:21there are a bunch of other pieces of evidence.
- 50:26that point to the truth of that story or of that
- 50:30claim. So the other pieces of evidence when you're
- 50:33looking at ancient texts and storylines, the
- 50:37best way to to find other evidence for those
- 50:40claims is to look across other ancient stories
- 50:44around the same time and figure out if everybody
- 50:47else is also saying a similar thing. Yeah. And
- 50:50that's the interesting thing is that we do see
- 50:52that. Yeah. Which is really cool. Yeah. Because
- 50:54they don't have the Internet. Right. They don't
- 50:57have phones that we know of. Yeah. And it true
- 51:01that that's definitely a different episode. That
- 51:05is ancient ways of communication. Oh, yeah, that's
- 51:08through frequency and sound transfer. The pyramids.
- 51:12Oh, oh, did I say it? But, you know, so they
- 51:17do exist for us. They do exist. They are a real
- 51:20thing. You can see them. The pyramids. Can you?
- 51:23Oh, or have you seen the real ones? Or What's
- 51:26Underneath. I do every song except the one. There
- 51:33we go. Bambi on theme for today. Ancient Myths.
- 51:48I just laughed myself. I know. Paul's losing
- 51:52himself. Yeah. Well, yeah, so it's like. We can
- 51:56expect to see floods Cultures ancient cultures
- 52:00experiencing floods. Yeah, so if there's a flood
- 52:02in the Bible details in their stories, right?
- 52:04That's where it's like eye raising eyebrow raising
- 52:08Did that feel good no like when you like scratch
- 52:17I can't my eyebrows don't work independently
- 52:21That's awesome. So other flood myths Yes. So
- 52:27I want to read you some. Okay. But yes, I'm going
- 52:31to read you some. Okay. And I just. I want you
- 52:34to sit back and enjoy the mints. Okay. I wish
- 52:37I did have a recliner this morning. That actually
- 52:38would be nice. We'd fall asleep so fast. This
- 52:40morning? We would. Just the end of the... We'd
- 52:43just slowly fall asleep. In the last 15 minutes.
- 52:46Then we wake up. Anyway. See you next time. See
- 52:50you next time. Three, two... We fall asleep to
- 52:55it. So the biblical flood. Yeah, let's start
- 53:00there. Which is Noah. Yes. Avi. Right. Well Noah
- 53:03didn't start the flood. No, he didn't, but he
- 53:05was in it. He didn't start the flood, but he
- 53:10was riding it through on a wooden ark. That should
- 53:15have been our song. That's good. So God sends
- 53:21a flood due to wickedness. Okay. Noah builds
- 53:25an ark, instructed by God. Ark rests in the mountains
- 53:28of Ararat. And then Noah sends birds to find
- 53:32dry land. That's kind of our bullet point. Where's
- 53:36that? Is that in... I actually don't know. Turkey.
- 53:42Northern Turkey. Yeah, because there's a whole
- 53:46thing with mountains of Ararat where the ark
- 53:52landed. Yeah, right? Because haven't they supposedly
- 53:55found... It's resting place. Yeah, outline of
- 53:59the supposedly. Yeah. Yeah. But I haven't seen
- 54:02it. No, I've seen a picture. Yeah. They're like,
- 54:06look at that outline. And I've seen many videos,
- 54:08but yeah, I haven't been there. Well, if other
- 54:10people like it proves the flies like, no, it
- 54:12doesn't prove. No, it proves that a boat was
- 54:15built. Yeah. And someone left a big boat that
- 54:18was just there. Yeah. But it does. It is interesting,
- 54:21though, when you look at that and like it. What's
- 54:24weird to me about that type of thing is how much
- 54:27stuff is actually probably in existence and ready
- 54:32for us to find that proves some of these ancient
- 54:36myths true that we just haven't found yet. Or
- 54:41people have found them and hid them, or they
- 54:45found them, didn't tell anybody about it, or
- 54:47didn't know what it was. Which is another episode
- 54:49for sure. Yeah, I mean, you even think about
- 54:50the Dead Sea Scrolls. Like those are found by
- 54:53shepherds. Yeah, and they've been hidden for...
- 54:56a long time for centuries and literally the guy
- 54:58was like they took some of the scrolls and they
- 55:00just sold them to a market yeah and then someone
- 55:03was like wait this is this is uh where did you
- 55:08get this from this is significant this is a massive
- 55:13finding archaeological that's what we all hope
- 55:15would happen when we go into like a pawn shop
- 55:17I know. Like I just found this in my attic. This
- 55:19is a Monet. How did you have this? Here's one
- 55:23billion dollars. Yes. Yeah, it's true. But no,
- 55:28mountains of Ararat. So not Gobekli Tepe, but
- 55:32is it Tahari Tepe? Is that there? It's in northern
- 55:38Turkey. Oh, that's right. Because that's only
- 55:41it's very close. It is. It's like it's it's close
- 55:46enough. that you could travel to it like 20 miles
- 55:49away or something like that yeah it's something
- 55:50pretty close yeah um which is interesting because
- 55:53there's a whole there's a whole conversation
- 55:55there's a whole conversation about one of the
- 56:00sons of ham yeah that potentially goes there
- 56:03and finds ancient knowledge yes which takes us
- 56:07back to our boyinak too it does yeah so That's
- 56:11a whole other thing, but the location of it is
- 56:14actually pretty interesting. Yeah, so we do find
- 56:17Yeah, I want to say Tahari But but yeah, so what
- 56:22are the points of the biblical flood and I want
- 56:24to find that yeah Well, I mean so that's so I
- 56:28kind of set it up with that too So we can kind
- 56:29of see these are the main themes of these myths
- 56:32I'm kind of pulling out because obviously I can't
- 56:34write every single one of them out, right? That
- 56:36would be a very long time But kind of our main
- 56:40theme points from this is we have God sending
- 56:43a flood due to wickedness, instructed by God,
- 56:47Noah then builds an ark, and then the ark rests
- 56:49in the mountains of Ararat, and then he sends
- 56:52out a bird to find dry land after the flood has
- 56:54subsided. So those are kind of like our theme
- 56:58markers. It's like, okay, let's hold onto those
- 57:01themes, and then let's use that and go to our
- 57:05next one. and let's wait before we do i forgot
- 57:09for a second i was like let's just carry this
- 57:11it is so it is um oh yeah it is gobekli tepe
- 57:17oh okay uh yeah so gobekli tepe is in turkey
- 57:26um yeah about it's about 500 kilometers south
- 57:37of Mount Ararat. What's that in... I don't know.
- 57:42In freedom terms. In freedom terms. In American.
- 57:45In American. What is that in American? It says
- 57:48it takes about 157 hours to walk there. Yeah,
- 57:53that's... You got nothing else going on. That's
- 57:56significant. Yeah, it's in the south region.
- 57:59But yeah, so that's kind of interesting. That's
- 58:02fascinating. Because... Gobekli Tepe, I feel
- 58:06like there's one closer than that. I'm not gonna
- 58:08look that up. You guys can look that up. This
- 58:10is another episode. We'll definitely get into
- 58:11that. Yeah, we need to. But the interesting thing
- 58:14about that is that's kind of a modern looking
- 58:17back. Like I'm guessing that's not gonna be in
- 58:19one of your, in your list at all. Believe it
- 58:22or not, no. But Gobekli Tepe is, it's a site
- 58:28that they believed was in existence around 12
- 58:31,000 years ago. Yeah. Which is interesting because
- 58:34it kind of hints to a global cataclysm where
- 58:38Gobekli Tepe they believe was buried. Yeah, but
- 58:43intentionally buried. Intentionally buried. Yeah.
- 58:45And it would have been buried before the flood.
- 58:48Right. Or a global cataclysm that is shown in
- 58:52the sediment in the ground above it and through
- 58:56it. So that is kind of interesting when we talk
- 58:59about like a flood. And even like not even getting
- 59:02into like global flood or local flood, because
- 59:06even if it is a local flood, that's still in
- 59:08Turkey. It's still pretty close. Yeah. So it's
- 59:10interesting that it's all in that region. Yeah.
- 59:13And we've talked about Turkey before in significance
- 59:15to Mesopotamia and Abraham. Yeah. So like Israel
- 59:22kind of in a lot of ways, a lot of things come
- 59:25out of Turkey. modern day Turkey. I mean, that's
- 59:28where, we're talking about the Fertile Crescent.
- 59:31Right. Yeah. Yeah, so it's not necessarily like,
- 59:34we need to do a whole episode on the significance
- 59:36of Turkey itself. Yeah, I think so. Because I
- 59:38think in the biblical narrative, we just kind
- 59:42of say that the landmass of Israel, modern Israel,
- 59:45is the most important thing. And the truth is,
- 59:50it is the promised land, it's the land flowing
- 59:53with milk and honey. But it seems to not necessarily
- 59:57be the starting point. Mm -hmm, but instead of
- 59:59the landing point Yeah, so then if if there is
- 1:00:02a starting point Sounds like it's Turkey Yeah,
- 1:00:06or at least a restarting point. That's true.
- 1:00:09Oh Yeah, so but some other myths let's carry
- 1:00:14this through Let's look around the world at other
- 1:00:18flood myths. Let's see who else what else people
- 1:00:20have to say Okay, so I'm actually gonna jump
- 1:00:22and we're not gonna put a time on it No. Right?
- 1:00:25Like a time frame on the flood. No. These are
- 1:00:28just... That's a different episode. That's a
- 1:00:29very different episode. Just the timeline of
- 1:00:32history in general is an episode in and of itself.
- 1:00:35That's true. But I'm actually gonna jump over
- 1:00:37here to the Greeks. Okay, Greeks. Hey Greeks.
- 1:00:42And this is... Hey Greeks! Paul, I think you're
- 1:00:45more tired in the morning than at night. I think
- 1:00:47it's because I'm licking this and like, I don't
- 1:00:49know how to say this word. Decalian and... Pira
- 1:00:54Greek words are hard. We're gonna go with that.
- 1:00:57I'm here for it. It's really like Ducaleon And
- 1:01:01so in this one Zeus sends a flood due to wickedness.
- 1:01:05Oh Interesting. Okay. Decalian and Pira. Yeah
- 1:01:09warned by Prometheus survive in a chest They
- 1:01:14land on a mount Parnassus and throw rocks that
- 1:01:18turn into people. Whoa. Isn't that crazy? That's
- 1:01:22an impressive rock throw. I know. So they're
- 1:01:24like, we need some people. Let's just throw some
- 1:01:25rocks. What mountain is it? It is Mount Parnassus.
- 1:01:32P -A -R -N -A -S -S -U -S. Yeah, keep talking
- 1:01:36about that. I'm interested in that. Yeah. So
- 1:01:38I'm curious to see the location of it, because
- 1:01:40I actually haven't looked into that. But it's
- 1:01:43interesting, so even when we compare these two,
- 1:01:45it's like, so what's the reason for the flood?
- 1:01:47Well, it's actually the same reason. There's
- 1:01:50wickedness on the earth, and the god in the story
- 1:01:53is like, I don't like that, let's fix this. But
- 1:01:58then we have someone, in this case it's actually
- 1:02:00in the Greek one, it's a separate individual,
- 1:02:04Prometheus, who's gotten in trouble a lot by
- 1:02:07giving humans fire and stuff. perpetually in
- 1:02:11trouble with the gods. But he actually tells
- 1:02:14these two individuals about it. It's central
- 1:02:16Greece. Okay, which would make sense that it's
- 1:02:18in their region. Right, right, right. Yeah. So,
- 1:02:23yeah, because everything centers around whatever
- 1:02:25culture it's in. Yeah, like Delphi. Says that
- 1:02:28Zeus sent two eagles to find the center of the
- 1:02:30earth. Bang, and that's it. And they say that,
- 1:02:33yeah. that central Greece is the center of the
- 1:02:37earth, which is another funny thing because...
- 1:02:38Just funny because we know it's America. We know
- 1:02:43it's Washington DC. No, but you think about it
- 1:02:48like... I mean, everyone mad there for a second.
- 1:02:52But like central, like the center of the earth
- 1:02:55and that mountain is in the center of Greece.
- 1:02:59Yeah. So like it's the center of their world.
- 1:03:02Yeah, that's not necessarily the world. Yeah,
- 1:03:05but their world it is in their world. That's
- 1:03:07the center which Goes back to the makes a lot
- 1:03:10of sense. Yeah, we go back to do drama 32, which
- 1:03:12we referenced a lot in this Yeah, it would make
- 1:03:15sense it. Oh, no, it's all about this right here,
- 1:03:17right? Right now cuz that's about the God who's
- 1:03:19over them. Yeah. Yeah, that's cool. So that's
- 1:03:22really interesting so Now I want to jump to the
- 1:03:26Norse. Okay, we're staying as we know Zeus. I
- 1:03:29mean, that's a pretty popular. Yeah And mostly
- 1:03:31from Hercules. Yeah, I think you mean Honkelees.
- 1:03:37Honkelees? Do you remember that from the cartoon?
- 1:03:40Yeah, yeah. Not where I thought you were going.
- 1:03:42Oh no. That's awesome. So the Norse. Even weirder
- 1:03:49names to say. I'm here for that. Um, Burglmer
- 1:03:53and Wymers. Okay. Blood. Blood? That's part of
- 1:03:58their name? Or to their blood. That's kind of
- 1:04:01like, uh, it's Wymer's blood. Okay. And so the
- 1:04:04world is flooded with the blood of the saline
- 1:04:06giant. Yikes. Which we talked about in the creation
- 1:04:09myth where - We did. Not only was everything
- 1:04:11created from his body - Yeah, it was also flooded.
- 1:04:13It was flooded with his blood. Yeah, but that's
- 1:04:15kind of cool. It's kind of gross. No, I mean
- 1:04:19like - But yeah, this guy is really - Like the
- 1:04:21earth is covered in the blood. Yeah. Right of
- 1:04:24the one who created it which is interesting.
- 1:04:26Yeah, which is like or what it's created from
- 1:04:28biblically. We would see that as a cleansing
- 1:04:30Yes, that like the blood blood the blood of god
- 1:04:35Covered. Yeah is a is cleansing the earth. Yeah,
- 1:04:39right and making way for what is to come Yeah,
- 1:04:41which is that's an interesting point to bring
- 1:04:43out of it. Yeah Um for that you're like you shouldn't
- 1:04:46but that's no that's very interesting Um, and
- 1:04:50then only burgle mirror His wife survived in
- 1:04:53a wooden box So the both of those are wooden
- 1:04:55boxes. Yeah, that's weird. Isn't that interesting?
- 1:04:58Yeah, because what's an arc? Yeah a wooden box.
- 1:05:01Yeah, exactly Well, it's interesting even that
- 1:05:04in this one. They're like, oh his him and his
- 1:05:07wife survived But it's strange that they say
- 1:05:08only him and his wife. Yeah, so it's just one
- 1:05:11pair Yeah, and this is where it then jumps kind
- 1:05:13of to the greek is in this one it's like it's
- 1:05:16only these two people as well that survive yeah
- 1:05:18and they create people by throwing rocks but
- 1:05:20in this one um the two survivors throwing rocks
- 1:05:24they repopulate the frost giants they're just
- 1:05:28like yeah let's make some frost giants which
- 1:05:30that's one thing i find interesting about the
- 1:05:32the norse and a lot of their mythology is it
- 1:05:34revolves heavily around giants yeah that makes
- 1:05:38it a fascinating idea but the snow is deep up
- 1:05:40there yes You have to be tall to walk around.
- 1:05:45Well, it's like, cause they're there for their
- 1:05:48might and they're tall people there too. So we
- 1:05:50need bigger people. Yeah, true. That's a good
- 1:05:52point. Yeah. Like the gods need to be bigger
- 1:05:54than us. Yeah, cause they're huge. Yeah. Well,
- 1:05:57that's what we joked about that. Like, you know,
- 1:05:59somebody had said to me, I think they said it
- 1:06:02to me or I heard it somewhere, but like they
- 1:06:04wanted their Jesus to be a big guy. It's like,
- 1:06:09oh, he's... He wasn't. He's like, Jesus is yoked.
- 1:06:13Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You want him to be a
- 1:06:14big guy. Yeah, yeah. So what you're saying is
- 1:06:16you want your God to be how you want him to be.
- 1:06:19Yeah. Yikes. I was like, that's scary. Yeah,
- 1:06:22yeah, yeah. That's very scary. Yeah. How about
- 1:06:24just submit to God? No. All right. That's too
- 1:06:28much of a tangent. Too much. OK, and now I'm
- 1:06:31kind of jumping all over the place, and it'll
- 1:06:32make sense in a second why I'm jumping the way
- 1:06:34I'm jumping. But so far I'm getting each one
- 1:06:37is one couple. that emerges and they're all in
- 1:06:40wooden boxes yeah yeah and uh the reasons for
- 1:06:44the floods at least majority -wise now is because
- 1:06:47of wickedness yeah the funny thing is we don't
- 1:06:50think about the ark as a wooden box yeah but
- 1:06:52it is made of wood and it was sealed up yeah
- 1:06:56right yeah so that's the thing is like it wasn't
- 1:06:59meant to sail it was meant to save You know what
- 1:07:02I mean? Pretty good. Good alliteration. Thank
- 1:07:04you. I was like, this could be good. Another
- 1:07:07word would work better, but that, I like that.
- 1:07:08That's like the end of the sermon punchline.
- 1:07:11Your arc was not meant to sail. It was meant
- 1:07:14to save. Man, we're just literary. So don't leave
- 1:07:19where you are. Stay there. Stay there. Because
- 1:07:22people there, they need you. Stay planted. Yeah.
- 1:07:25All right, keep going. I have my sermon illustration
- 1:07:28for later. You're welcome. If you guys hear this.
- 1:07:32Let's not flesh that out too much because I need
- 1:07:34to write it later. Tell us later. I'll preach
- 1:07:38that sermon next. So I'm actually going to jump
- 1:07:40all the way down to, and so this isn't a specific
- 1:07:43Native American tribe. It's kind of a conglomerate
- 1:07:45of a lot of them. OK. And so the tribes that
- 1:07:49include. flood myths are basically all of them.
- 1:07:52Like to name a few, it's like the Navajo, the
- 1:07:54Hopi, the Cree, the Lakota, the Choctaw, the
- 1:07:57Cherokee, the Menominee, Haida, Seminole, et
- 1:08:03cetera, et cetera, et cetera. So it's like, they
- 1:08:05all have their own versions of this, but this
- 1:08:08is kind of two points that are pretty universal
- 1:08:13through theirs. And they're all from a similar
- 1:08:15landmass, so that kind of makes sense too. Yeah.
- 1:08:19So, the flood wipes out wicked people. That's
- 1:08:22how they start. And it's like, nice. There's
- 1:08:25a constant theme happening here. That's a good
- 1:08:26way to start a song. Flood wipes out wicked people.
- 1:08:31So don't be one. Constantine ruined it. And then
- 1:08:36a hero survives on a raft or similar method.
- 1:08:39Still would. So it's like, yeah, there's some
- 1:08:41wooden craft that a hero or a person survives
- 1:08:46on. Sure. And it's interesting that even that
- 1:08:50they call him a hero because it's a differentiation
- 1:08:52with all of these It's a differentiating this
- 1:08:54person from the wicked people that are being
- 1:08:57destroyed. Yeah, that makes sense I mean even
- 1:08:59in even in Greek mythology Yeah, hero was a common.
- 1:09:04Yeah word used. Yeah. Okay, so but just one What
- 1:09:09do you mean? Oh, yeah, this one just it just
- 1:09:12specifies one. How did he make more people? And
- 1:09:14that's right. I didn't because all those are
- 1:09:16different I was like, all right. Well, I'm not
- 1:09:18gonna put all of them in there. Yeah, that makes
- 1:09:19sense. It's interesting though. Yeah, but it's
- 1:09:22like oh, it's so like those are those two big
- 1:09:24points that we see This flood takes out wicked
- 1:09:27people and then someone survives on something
- 1:09:29wouldn't yeah, make sense Yeah, yeah, it's kind
- 1:09:32of it's kind of fascinating just that alone.
- 1:09:34It is yeah, but now I want to go to China, okay
- 1:09:40And not that far from Turkey. Yeah. Yeah, not
- 1:09:44too far. Yeah in this I love how I'm gonna say
- 1:09:47it. I apologize for my pronunciation on this
- 1:09:49one. The only reason I say it is because people
- 1:09:51still speak Chinese to this day. That's true.
- 1:09:55And they don't speak ancient Greek. Actually,
- 1:09:57more people speak Chinese than any other language.
- 1:10:00That's true. I think. Isn't it Indian? Well,
- 1:10:04but Chinese people also speak English. I guess
- 1:10:07they have, yeah. Some of them do. It could be
- 1:10:09that English is actually the pervasive language.
- 1:10:13Yeah, we have to look that up. Yeah. For another
- 1:10:17story. This is Gun Yu. Okay. So a massive flood
- 1:10:23threatens humanity. Yu controls the waters by
- 1:10:27digging channels and draining them. Yu becomes
- 1:10:31the first emperor of the Shia dynasty. Why is
- 1:10:36that funny? It's funny because it's just like,
- 1:10:38well that's completely different than everyone
- 1:10:40else. And it's funny that it - That's the myth
- 1:10:45that comes from China. Where they're just like,
- 1:10:48how can I use this for political gain? Where
- 1:10:51he's just like, yeah, so that flood, it was gonna
- 1:10:53take you guys out, but I saved you. And now I'm
- 1:10:56your emperor. Oh, I didn't even think about that.
- 1:10:59Okay, so that's a myth created by a guy. That's
- 1:11:02what it seems like. Gotcha. It seems like - So
- 1:11:04that's not even a cultural myth. That's just
- 1:11:06some guy who wanted power. He's like, I wanna
- 1:11:08be your emperor. And so - I saved you all. But
- 1:11:13even this is like, oh, there's a flood, a massive
- 1:11:15flood that threatens all of humanity. Yeah. And
- 1:11:18he dug a trench. He's like, I got you. OK, so
- 1:11:22the flood myth there is that he saves the Chinese
- 1:11:26people. Yeah. So the flood never actually hits
- 1:11:28them. That's cool. Yeah. But that still means
- 1:11:31that it did happen. Yes. So that's kind of wild.
- 1:11:35Even then they're not denying that the flood
- 1:11:36happened. Yeah. Or was going to happen. Right.
- 1:11:38But it's funny too that he digs channels and
- 1:11:40drains the flood. But it also means that... He's
- 1:11:43just like, let me work real quick here. I know,
- 1:11:45I know. Just real quick. Redirect this. Yeah.
- 1:11:48That sounds like some giant stuff. But it's funny,
- 1:11:50it's like, so this flood threatens all of humanity,
- 1:11:52but you, with a shovel, can dig enough? Well,
- 1:11:56he didn't say shovel. No, but I don't know what
- 1:11:58else they'd use. He might have just been like,
- 1:12:00he's like, I gotta get my back home, I'm just
- 1:12:02gonna... This is a massive one. He just sings
- 1:12:08and then trenches are dug out. Yeah. That seems
- 1:12:12more like it could have happened. Well, so...
- 1:12:15Yeah, that's true. Well, so I have a twist for
- 1:12:18you now. Okay. And I haven't told you this yet.
- 1:12:20Okay. And the reason I'm using the Chinese myth
- 1:12:24as a pivot point. Okay. Because every myth I've
- 1:12:27read to you so far comes from a descendant of
- 1:12:31either Shem or Japheth. Oh, all of those tribes?
- 1:12:36Yeah, from those two family lines. Oh, whoa.
- 1:12:41Yeah. And the pivot point for the Chinese one
- 1:12:45is because we actually don't know directly who
- 1:12:47they're descended from because there's these
- 1:12:49mixes. So they're like, it could be from... any
- 1:12:51three of them or a combination of the three.
- 1:12:53Which I find interesting, because it's like,
- 1:12:55oh, it is different, but it could be this conglomerate
- 1:12:58of all three lines combining with their own versions
- 1:13:01of the story. And then this guy's like, nah,
- 1:13:04this is what happens. Well, the thing that I
- 1:13:06like about that one, though, is it's a guy saying,
- 1:13:10all right, you guys have this flood myth. Yeah.
- 1:13:13And I'm going to use that in order to tell you
- 1:13:17why I should be in power. Yes. You know what
- 1:13:19I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So China's still
- 1:13:21here because I kept itself. Redirected the flood,
- 1:13:26yeah. Self? I kept it safe. I kept itself. I
- 1:13:31kept it pretty self. That's awesome. That's great.
- 1:13:36So yeah, so now what I want to do is I want to
- 1:13:39read the myths from the lines, the descendants
- 1:13:42of Ham. OK, that's wild. Yeah. Where does this
- 1:13:45come from, though? So this would... Can I ask
- 1:13:48the origin of the origin? Yeah, of course. What
- 1:13:51do you mean? Like as far as the... Like who says
- 1:13:54that it comes from Ham? Oh, I see. Yeah. And
- 1:13:57so it's like it doesn't come from Ham directly.
- 1:13:59Like we can't say that. Yeah. But it comes from
- 1:14:01the descendants of Ham. Okay. Because of the
- 1:14:04genealogies. And looking at like where they migrate
- 1:14:06and where they go. I see. That makes sense. We're
- 1:14:07just kind of following that through. So there
- 1:14:08is some guesswork in that. Because we know where
- 1:14:10they went. We know these people went here. Right.
- 1:14:12And so most likely that's the people that developed
- 1:14:15into these civilizations. Right. Yeah, that makes
- 1:14:18sense. So it's kind of interesting. It also makes
- 1:14:20sense why the flood myth carries through all
- 1:14:24these traditions. Yes. Because it's disseminated
- 1:14:27down through the sons of Noah. Yeah, absolutely.
- 1:14:31Which is, that's wild. It's such a wild idea.
- 1:14:33That makes sense though. And it's funny because
- 1:14:35there's an interesting pivot here that happens
- 1:14:37when I switch to reading myths from the lines
- 1:14:40of Ham. Okay. And the Mesopotamian ones we're
- 1:14:43gonna start with. This is Gilgamesh. Okay. And
- 1:14:47it's so funny how it starts. So we've seen up
- 1:14:49until this point that - Which, this real quick
- 1:14:52side note. Yeah. Have we talked about the Library
- 1:14:57of Nineveh? We have not. Which is where Gilgamesh,
- 1:15:01the story of Gilgamesh is found? Yeah. Okay.
- 1:15:04I don't think we've talked about that at all.
- 1:15:05We should. We should do just an episode on Gilgamesh
- 1:15:08too. Yeah, but the Library of Nineveh apparently
- 1:15:11held a lot of ancient knowledge. Which is interesting
- 1:15:15in the context of Nineveh. But then also, that's
- 1:15:18where we found the epic of Gilgamesh. Which,
- 1:15:21I'm not surprised. Yeah. Sorry. No, you're good.
- 1:15:24That's another episode. That's good. That's a
- 1:15:26little like, we should write that down. Write
- 1:15:27that down for us, please. Library of Nineveh.
- 1:15:30So, up until this point, all these myths shared
- 1:15:33the common theme of the Flood, for the most part,
- 1:15:37is here to wipe out wicked people. Yeah. Or wickedness.
- 1:15:40Right. So, in the Mesopotamian one... Okay. Humanity
- 1:15:45is creating too much noise. I like that It sounds
- 1:15:49like my house with my kids Yeah, and so it's
- 1:15:52like oh, so he's like you guys are too loud Yeah,
- 1:15:54yeah, so the god Enki warns a man Utnapishtim
- 1:15:58to build a boat Lands on a mountain and releases
- 1:16:01birds to find dry land the gods regret the flood
- 1:16:05and grant him immortality. Oh wow, so it's like
- 1:16:08Oh, so it's like, it has nothing to do with wickedness.
- 1:16:11These are just like, I'm trying to take a nap.
- 1:16:12It's just too loud. And you guys are like, chill.
- 1:16:14But that might allude to like, the idea that
- 1:16:17making noise. It could, like something evil.
- 1:16:20Is synonymous to, yeah. Yeah. To evil things
- 1:16:23happening. Yeah. Yeah. But I just love that contrast.
- 1:16:26Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, wait, what? Too loud.
- 1:16:28The best way to do that is just go underwater.
- 1:16:30Turn it down. That's the volume button. Just
- 1:16:32dump water on them. That's the volume knob for
- 1:16:34God. It's just a flutter knob. Just water. When
- 1:16:38he gets a little out he just floods a little
- 1:16:39bit. Yeah, but then he sends a rainbow Don't
- 1:16:43worry. I'm not gonna flood it. It's just gonna
- 1:16:45rain a little bit, which is just adding like
- 1:16:46it down the base. Yeah So when it rains, it's
- 1:16:50God saying hey, just keep it down a little bit
- 1:16:52even a little noisy Starting to get a little
- 1:16:55loud go back inside Go back to your homes. Actually,
- 1:16:59that's a good point that it's kind of like the
- 1:17:01rain when the rain comes people go back And yeah,
- 1:17:03they separate kind of hide inside. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:17:06but they separate Yeah, true. And go to their
- 1:17:08own places. Yeah. When it rains. It's like kind
- 1:17:12of God being like, they don't gather anymore.
- 1:17:15Like, go separate. This is how myths are created.
- 1:17:18Yeah, exactly. Modern myths. That should be the
- 1:17:22name of this thing. Modern myths. Modern myths.
- 1:17:24No, that's like a history channel. Ah, that's
- 1:17:27true. Doc. Yeah, that's true. I think it actually
- 1:17:29is. But anyways. Is it really? Probably. It's
- 1:17:32gotta be. If not... Sponsored by History Channel.
- 1:17:35Let us know. Do we want that? Modern myths. I
- 1:17:38don't know. I just want the aliens guy. Ancient
- 1:17:41aliens? Yeah. So now looking at the Hindu myth.
- 1:17:47This is Manu and the fish. Vishnu disguised as
- 1:17:50a fish warns Manu of a flood. Manu builds a boat.
- 1:17:54He restarts civilization with divine help. So
- 1:18:00that doesn't show a cause of the flood. Mm -hmm.
- 1:18:02It just shows the there is a flood coming. Yeah
- 1:18:05Yeah, so each of these are kind of showing that
- 1:18:07yeah, it's kind of like removing that element
- 1:18:09of the reason Yeah, there just is something it's
- 1:18:12just assuming that there is a flood Yes, and
- 1:18:15so each of these gods are coming up with a way
- 1:18:17to yeah, so that's interesting It's also interesting
- 1:18:20that Vishnu comes as a fish. Yeah, he's just
- 1:18:22like let me just disguise the fish This new sounds
- 1:18:25like a fish. It kind of does. Yeah But that is
- 1:18:29interesting because they're not saying we created
- 1:18:32the flood. Yeah. They're saying we're finding
- 1:18:34a solution to the flood. Yes. So which honestly
- 1:18:38that is something that we see in Gilgamesh. Yeah.
- 1:18:40Where it's like oh let me warn this person because
- 1:18:42it's like this is there's nothing we can do about
- 1:18:45this is going to happen. Right. Yeah. It's interesting
- 1:18:47that oftentimes within these the flood or the
- 1:18:52warning of the flood some like it like a lot
- 1:18:55of it comes from this supreme God. within their
- 1:18:59godhead. Right. So like we even see with Enki
- 1:19:03he's like he's a higher god than a lot of them,
- 1:19:05or Vishnu is a higher god than the rest of the
- 1:19:08Hindu gods. Yeah. So it's like that's kind of
- 1:19:11interesting that even then it comes from one
- 1:19:13who's above the rest of them, or Zeus. Yeah.
- 1:19:16It's like yeah he is the the king of the gods
- 1:19:19in that in that area. Well Zeus killed his dad
- 1:19:22though right? Yes. Yeah. Can even eat everybody.
- 1:19:27Stop eating people. Stop! That's just a good
- 1:19:31thing to live by. And then now... Sorry. Stop
- 1:19:35eating people. Rules for life. I mean, if you
- 1:19:38are, please stop. Please don't do it. It can't
- 1:19:41be that good. It will not end well. Now one of
- 1:19:45our favorites, the Mayans. Oh, yes. So this is
- 1:19:49the Papavool. Say that again. I'm not going to
- 1:19:54The gods The gods flood the world to punish wouldn't
- 1:20:01to punish wooden people who lack souls. Oh That's
- 1:20:05the wooden people float fascinating, isn't it?
- 1:20:09Yeah Survivor that's interesting. Yeah survivors
- 1:20:12flee into forests and become monkeys. Whoa And
- 1:20:20that this is the second time the gods destroyed
- 1:20:22the earth, and we are currently living in the
- 1:20:24third world. Oh, interesting. Yeah. So they're
- 1:20:28not the original flood. They're a second flood.
- 1:20:31Well, not the first cataclysm. Gotcha. So you're
- 1:20:35saying like, oh, like, yeah, the gods have destroyed
- 1:20:39the earth before. Right. This is the third. We're
- 1:20:41living in the third one, so they've done it twice.
- 1:20:43Yeah, yeah. And the reason for the first or for
- 1:20:47the second flood. Or the second cataclysm. Yeah
- 1:20:50was because these wooden people that didn't have
- 1:20:52any souls That's weird and that opens up huge
- 1:20:56parallel. It does Which is like oh, that's interesting,
- 1:21:00but that's what I think that's the thing that
- 1:21:01I like I'm again to say this about these myths
- 1:21:04is how it's like they are there are differences
- 1:21:07Yeah, but each of them carries an element that
- 1:21:09we see in the Bible accounts is missed. It's
- 1:21:14like all of these, there's some tie -in or some
- 1:21:17detail that the Bible has that all of these share
- 1:21:20in one way or another. Yeah. Yeah, the flood
- 1:21:24was intended to wipe out evil on the earth. Yeah.
- 1:21:29Or like in that instance, wiping out those without
- 1:21:33a soul. Yeah. And those that had souls became
- 1:21:36monkeys, which then kind of points to... an evolutionary
- 1:21:40conversation it does which is especially in the
- 1:21:42Mayan very interesting that is interesting yeah
- 1:21:45yeah um so then this one which this one i think
- 1:21:48you'll like it's fun this is the aboriginal australian
- 1:21:51myth okay um tidalic and the frog say that again
- 1:21:57i'm afraid to tidalic and the frog in the frog
- 1:22:03princess and the frog oh i'm sorry He is the
- 1:22:06frog. He is the frog. Teetalick the frog. I misread
- 1:22:08my own notes. Oh, okay. That's a surname. The
- 1:22:11frog. The frog. It is though. That's a surname.
- 1:22:16It would be the surname. Everything ties together.
- 1:22:18It does. We're good at this. Here we are. A giant
- 1:22:23frog drinks all the water. Oh, thirsty. Then
- 1:22:27animals trick him into laughing, causing a flood.
- 1:22:31So he throws up. The water restores balance to
- 1:22:34the land. That makes sense That's one of those
- 1:22:39for me. It's like whatever this like wait. How
- 1:22:41did you even get to that? They're in Australia
- 1:22:43Yeah, it makes sense like a giant frog. He drank
- 1:22:46all of it. Yeah So there's a you think that's
- 1:22:49he made it a barren wasteland then the whole
- 1:22:51earth and then animals like we gotta make him
- 1:22:53laugh I love that It's the only way to get him
- 1:22:58to spit it back out Wow, that's a huge frog.
- 1:23:02It's a big frog. Yeah Think of it like, how do
- 1:23:04you hold all that water? Where's that frog now?
- 1:23:08Well, he laughed too hard. He just deflated.
- 1:23:11He's like... He's somewhere in the ocean. He's
- 1:23:16somewhere there. Probably. Probably somewhere,
- 1:23:20yeah. Just drinking up some water. Just a big
- 1:23:21frog in the ocean. Just hanging out. I like that.
- 1:23:23Like, I'll drink it again. Yeah, it's true. So
- 1:23:26those are the myths I have for us today. Okay.
- 1:23:28Myths, myths. And so I think... Again with it,
- 1:23:33and these ones, I'm sure are more familiar to
- 1:23:38people because the common myths, shared flood
- 1:23:41myths, is a popular topic. The creation ones,
- 1:23:46I don't think we hear very often, and even the
- 1:23:48other two categories that we'll be talking about
- 1:23:49in the next few episodes. But for this one, it's
- 1:23:51like, it is more familiar, but I don't know if
- 1:23:54I've ever heard anyone... kind of break each
- 1:23:56of them down a little bit, even just a summary
- 1:23:58of them. Yeah, and see how they all have a through
- 1:23:59line. Yeah. Yeah. And it's fascinating that even
- 1:24:02then it's like we still see that through line.
- 1:24:04Yeah. Through most of them. There's always an
- 1:24:10element of that that attaches to one. Yeah. Even
- 1:24:12in this one, it's like, you're like, well, what's
- 1:24:14the through line here? It's like, well, what
- 1:24:16was the purpose of the flood? biblically speaking,
- 1:24:19it was to remove wickedness and restore the balance
- 1:24:22to start over. And then we see in the Australian
- 1:24:25one, it's like, well, that's what it did. The
- 1:24:27water restored balance to the land. And it's
- 1:24:30like, well, that's restoring order. Something
- 1:24:34chaotic happened, and now order has been restored.
- 1:24:37So it's like, there's always those elements of
- 1:24:40the point of the story or details of the story
- 1:24:43that carry through every single myth. And it's
- 1:24:46interesting to me, and that's why I even brought
- 1:24:47up, so the last ones that I read were all from
- 1:24:49the lines of Ham, those civilizations that descended
- 1:24:52from that. How we see similarities based on the
- 1:24:57quote unquote righteous lines, and then the differences
- 1:25:01or even similarities through the unrighteous
- 1:25:03line. And it's like, I find that very fascinating.
- 1:25:07How we see the similarities and differences in
- 1:25:09those stories and yeah, their descendants and
- 1:25:11regionally where they're from. Yeah, that's cool.
- 1:25:15I mean, I think that's the thing to note, too,
- 1:25:17and to look at from top to bottom is like when
- 1:25:21we read the Bible, the Bible is not in isolation.
- 1:25:24We've talked about this before, but it's a it's
- 1:25:27in a lot of ways, it's a response to what's going
- 1:25:29on. Right. So the Bible is kind of the Lord telling
- 1:25:33us all this stuff that's happening around you.
- 1:25:37Here's why it's happening. Here's what's happening.
- 1:25:40and all the stuff that you don't really understand
- 1:25:43why it's happening. It's actually happening on
- 1:25:46the back end. It's happening in my space. And
- 1:25:50then pulling it into these are the effects on
- 1:25:53the earth that you see, and here's what you can
- 1:25:55do about that. And I'll send Jesus, I'll send
- 1:26:00my son to make everything right in order for
- 1:26:03you to be restored back to me. And in that way,
- 1:26:09like washed by the blood is an interesting parallel
- 1:26:12to the flood. It is. Especially to other flood
- 1:26:15myths, which you see the one flood myth where
- 1:26:18it was the blood of the God poured out. Yeah.
- 1:26:22In order to cleanse the earth from what it was.
- 1:26:25Right. So you kind of see that again. So in some
- 1:26:28ways, Jesus's blood poured out on the cross is
- 1:26:32a bit of a new flood. that washes us, resets
- 1:26:38us, right? But without flooding and destroying
- 1:26:40the earth, instead it's a solution. So that we
- 1:26:43can then choose him. Because in the original
- 1:26:46flood, it was just wiping out all sin. It was
- 1:26:49just like, we gave you a shot, we're wiping it
- 1:26:52out. The sign is Noah. If you see Noah, then
- 1:26:56follow Noah. But if you don't, we're wiping the
- 1:27:00whole thing out. So the whole thing gets wiped
- 1:27:03out on the other end. there's no water flood
- 1:27:06that wipes out all of humanity but instead there's
- 1:27:09a savior that we can choose and we're washed
- 1:27:12by his blood and we're cleansed by his blood
- 1:27:15and we go and we talked about this before but
- 1:27:17baptism as going under the waters but then reemerging
- 1:27:21not staying under the waters but reemerging so
- 1:27:24it's cool like there's this this parallel too
- 1:27:27with the waters of the flood and the blood of
- 1:27:31God the blood of the Son of God. Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:27:36So it's kind of cool to tie all those things
- 1:27:38together. It is cool. And that's what I, I think
- 1:27:39that's what I love about biblical prophecy, especially.
- 1:27:42Yeah. Is that even in Old Testament prophecy,
- 1:27:46when we look at that, it's like, oh, these have
- 1:27:47been fulfilled. And it's like, yes, it has. But
- 1:27:50also it hasn't fully yet. Right. In the way of
- 1:27:53like, there's, it's not, it doesn't just mean
- 1:27:55one thing. Yeah. And we see that even in, I mean,
- 1:27:59we've brought this up on even on tipsy theology
- 1:28:01before with Passover. And it's like, well, that
- 1:28:05tells the story of the Israelites in Egypt and
- 1:28:08their exodus. But it also tells the story of
- 1:28:10Jesus and what he did. And it's like, oh, that's
- 1:28:13interesting. And we see the warnings and the
- 1:28:15tellings of the flood, or even the coming of
- 1:28:18Jesus and the second coming of Jesus. It all
- 1:28:20tells the same story in these literary elements.
- 1:28:24It doesn't just mean one thing. It means all
- 1:28:26of these things. Yeah, and it's all tied in.
- 1:28:30So nothing is happening isolated. So like in
- 1:28:33the Bible, nothing is isolated happening just
- 1:28:35for no reason. It's connected to something else.
- 1:28:38Yes. So it's happening because of or as a solution
- 1:28:41to like it's like that's what's happening in
- 1:28:44the Bible. So that's why like looking at it as
- 1:28:47a whole and as a full picture is so important
- 1:28:50because it all ties in. Yeah. It's like you have
- 1:28:52these these elements. Yeah. But even like like
- 1:28:57when they when they put the sword in the side
- 1:29:00of Jesus and the blood and the water flows out.
- 1:29:02You have all these things that are kind of tied
- 1:29:04together that it's kind of interesting because
- 1:29:08that blood or that water that spills out kind
- 1:29:11of washes over the mountain that he's on, Gaugathe,
- 1:29:19which Gaugathe is the place of the skull. That's
- 1:29:24so crazy. And arguably, according to extra biblical
- 1:29:28myth is where doesn't David take the head of
- 1:29:32Goliath? Yeah. And that's why it's called Golgotha.
- 1:29:36Yeah, I think that's right. The place of the
- 1:29:38skull. Which even that is like, and this is obviously,
- 1:29:41this is me on a philosophical side, like taking
- 1:29:43it beyond what it is. Yeah. Potentially. Yeah.
- 1:29:47And it's like, when we think about how this even
- 1:29:48ties to these flood stories, it's like, well,
- 1:29:51here's David taking the head of a giant Goliath.
- 1:29:53Yeah. and he's placing him here. But then we
- 1:29:56see in like the Norse mythology that it's like,
- 1:29:59well, it was a giant who was slain. Yeah. And
- 1:30:02his blood covered the earth. Right. And then
- 1:30:06we see Jesus on the same place where David laid
- 1:30:08that skull. Yeah. And on top of a giant. And
- 1:30:12his blood in his water is like flooded, flooded
- 1:30:16out of him. It's like, well, that's. kind of
- 1:30:17beautiful when you think about these stories
- 1:30:20and these images that are created from that.
- 1:30:22Well, especially because, and something that
- 1:30:25we're kind of working towards, but the flood,
- 1:30:29the original flood, there's a result of the abomination
- 1:30:33that happens between the sons of God and the
- 1:30:35daughters of man in Genesis 6. And that's wiped
- 1:30:39away, right? So that's... that when you bring
- 1:30:43that up, like the giant that is of the line of
- 1:30:46the Nephilim in a Goliath, but then Jesus' blood
- 1:30:53washes over that the same way that the flood
- 1:30:56wiped them out. Yeah, it covers the wickedness
- 1:31:00and destroys. I mean, as the Mayans said, the
- 1:31:03wooden people. Without souls. Without souls.
- 1:31:07Yeah, that's wild. But that is interesting though,
- 1:31:09because it's like you look around and you go,
- 1:31:11there's giants everywhere. Like no matter where
- 1:31:14you look, there's giants everywhere. They're
- 1:31:16everywhere. Yeah, and it's typically the response,
- 1:31:19like the wickedness happening is typically, or
- 1:31:23like the solution is typically a response to
- 1:31:26the wickedness of the abomination of... tainting
- 1:31:30the human bloodline. Those that were on the earth
- 1:31:35who wanted to rule the earth, they weren't given
- 1:31:39reign, but instead humanity was through Adam
- 1:31:43and Eve. Yeah, and it's amazing that we even
- 1:31:45see that with Jesus, who came from a pure bloodline,
- 1:31:50as far as there is only humanity within him.
- 1:31:52Right. and he came as the perfect man, the perfect
- 1:31:57human, and his blood washed out, and it wasn't
- 1:32:00a blood that was tainted by other things, but
- 1:32:02it was a fully human, pure blood. And I think
- 1:32:06what's so cool about that as well is when we
- 1:32:08see even these stories of like, yep, this is
- 1:32:12the third time that something like this happened,
- 1:32:14or the Aztecs, it might have been the Mayan Aztecs,
- 1:32:17I think it was the Aztecs, like we're living
- 1:32:18in the fifth. creation. And it's like, this is
- 1:32:21the fifth time that it's been destroyed and started
- 1:32:23over. I think all those are so interesting in
- 1:32:27that why does God, if it's true, why does God
- 1:32:30keep restarting things? Why is that image there?
- 1:32:32But now instead, with Jesus, he didn't just restart
- 1:32:36again. He said, no, actually, I'm gonna do it
- 1:32:38differently this time. With the flood, that was
- 1:32:41him restarting everything. And he's like, no,
- 1:32:44no, no, this time I'm actually just gonna redeem
- 1:32:45these people, because I want these people. And
- 1:32:48everything else, all the other ones that have
- 1:32:50fallen away, they're just gonna go. Yeah. I'm
- 1:32:52just getting rid of them. Yeah. And it's like,
- 1:32:55I think that's part of the beauty of it too,
- 1:32:56where there's something different that happened.
- 1:32:59Right. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, and it's interesting
- 1:33:02to get into the different iterations of creation.
- 1:33:05Yeah. Especially in the instance that the Mayan
- 1:33:09gods are potentially going back to... sons of
- 1:33:16God who rebelled. And then the world being set
- 1:33:21over. So by the time you get to the Mayans, it
- 1:33:24is the third time. Because then they're coming,
- 1:33:27you know, and then the Mayans get wiped away
- 1:33:30as well. So then you have like these iterations
- 1:33:34that kind of go over and over again because of
- 1:33:36the wiping out of civilizations. And civilizations
- 1:33:39that are intentionally worshiping not the one
- 1:33:43true God. and making an abomination on the earth,
- 1:33:47which is originally God's temple, that he was
- 1:33:51to dwell and move back and forth and commune
- 1:33:55with man. That's cool. It's cool. I think the
- 1:34:02thing that I love And what I love especially
- 1:34:04about these, the Pentateuch, is these literary
- 1:34:08devices that are used and how it's like, again,
- 1:34:10it's like it's not just telling one thing. It's
- 1:34:13not just like, yep, this is historically what
- 1:34:14happened and that's it. It could be telling that.
- 1:34:17It could not be telling that. But it's like there's
- 1:34:19so many literary, there's so much imagery that
- 1:34:22is pulled from this that applies to so many aspects
- 1:34:25of the Bible and the story that it's telling.
- 1:34:27And I think it's beautiful to kind of see all
- 1:34:29of that in play. Yeah, I like that. Yeah. So
- 1:34:32maybe we'll end where we started. Yeah. Paul?
- 1:34:37What is the myth of the rainbow? We have to gather
- 1:34:41around and gather around. And we'll see you next
- 1:34:44time on the next episode of Martyrs Row, where
- 1:34:47we continue the myth conversation. Let's get
- 1:34:50mythy. Let's get mythy. That's terrible. That's
- 1:34:52terrible. I like it. Three, two, one.