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What Is a Medbed? · Conspiracy! The Show

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  Speaker 1: Wait tu a checkup. Hey everybody, welcome to Conspiracy The Show.
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  Speaker 1: I'm your host, Adam Todd Brown joining me as co
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  Speaker 1: Hostess's always Connor. M'spatten's here.
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  Speaker 2: How's it going, man, it's going good. It's the only
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  Speaker 2: show where gen X and millennials get together to tell
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  Speaker 2: gen Z what the boomers are up to exactly.
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  Speaker 1: It's our tagline.
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  Speaker 2: We're working on shortening it. Connor, how's it going going good?
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  Speaker 2: I's had two punk shows this weekend and I monched
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  Speaker 2: both times, survived, didn't even need a med bed.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's exciting.
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  Speaker 2: We're a thirty two year old man. Yes it is.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to a show a couple weeks from now next.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's two weeks exactly almost. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: B fifty two's in Devo. That's gonna be good. Goddamn time.
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  Speaker 2: Very excitent. Well, we're gonna be rocking the tinfoil Energy
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  Speaker 2: Dome for the conspiracy heads. Hell.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So we are talking about medbeds this week. They
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  Speaker 1: are all the rage, They're in the news.
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  Speaker 2: I'm actually going back to school to get my medbed
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  Speaker 2: technician certificate at de VRII.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, these are hot right now because Trump promoted them
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  Speaker 1: on truth Social by way of a video that was
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  Speaker 1: AI generated that he definitely didn't think was real.
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  Speaker 2: Course not because he would remember learning about the top
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  Speaker 2: secret technology of med beds and then filming a promo
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  Speaker 2: for them.
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  Speaker 1: Certainly, Yeah, with his daughter in law, he would remember
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  Speaker 1: all that.
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  Speaker 2: That's definitely the kind of thing you could distinguish from
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  Speaker 2: reality very easily if you're the president of the United States.
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  Speaker 1: One would hope. Yeah, he posted this video. It's a
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  Speaker 1: Fox News segment that depicts Trump promoting something called med beds.
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  Speaker 1: Again AI generated, So these are words he never actually said.
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  Speaker 1: Posted this video, took it down within a couple hours.
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  Speaker 1: The video also showed Laura Trump, his daughter in law,
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  Speaker 1: and apparently she is a Fox News host. I never
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  Speaker 1: fucking watched Fox News. I have no clue. And it
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  Speaker 1: was her interviewing the president, and this was an interview
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  Speaker 1: that was alleged to have never aired, but it never
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  Speaker 1: aired because it's not real.
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  Speaker 2: Let's not forget as the show gets increasingly more insane
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  Speaker 2: from here, how insane just this part is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just the fact that he posted this video is insane.
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  Speaker 2: That no one stopped him sooner, even as being up
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  Speaker 2: for four hours is too many hours?
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  Speaker 1: Is he really running his own social media? He has
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  Speaker 1: to be, that's the most well would allow this. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess because he also posted that thing
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  Speaker 1: on social media accidentally, where he was telling Pam Bondy
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  Speaker 1: to investigate James Comy and it was clearly meant to
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  Speaker 1: be an email to her, and instead he just posted
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  Speaker 1: it on truth.
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  Speaker 2: Social Anthony weinered himself without the penis.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then, of course, as if by magic, James
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  Speaker 1: Comy does end up getting indicted a few days later.
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  Speaker 2: Go figure out when there's a whole kfefe thing going
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  Speaker 2: back to ancient history where he just fell asleep on
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  Speaker 2: his phone.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't know what that is.
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  Speaker 2: You remember cafefe. This was the biggest story in the world.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, what the fuck
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  Speaker 1: was that? Even if you fell asleep on your phone?
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  Speaker 1: How how like, how does that happen?
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  Speaker 2: I've fallen I've fallen asleep looking at my phone before.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, same, But I don't think I've accidentally tweeted in
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  Speaker 1: my sleep by laying on my phone.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Once you get a certain amount of tired, I
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  Speaker 2: stay away from the critical infrastructure.
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  Speaker 1: So the White House had a few days to think
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  Speaker 1: up a good explanation for this. Trump posted this on
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  Speaker 1: a Saturday, and they apparently do their press conferences or
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  Speaker 1: whatever the fuck on Wednesdays, So they asked the press
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  Speaker 1: asked Carolyn leave It about why Trump posted this video,
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  Speaker 1: and let's just listen to her response, shall we, because
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  Speaker 1: I think it does clarify a lot of.
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  Speaker 2: Things, Sean. Two things I ask you about, sure. First thing,
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  Speaker 2: I want to ask about this video that the President
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  Speaker 2: posted the other day. It was an aidep fig of
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  Speaker 2: himself talking about something called medveds. What was he trying
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  Speaker 2: to communicate to the public there and why did he
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  Speaker 2: delete it?
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  Speaker 3: I think the President saw video and posted it and
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  Speaker 3: then took it down, and he has the right to
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  Speaker 3: do that. It's his social media. He's incredibly transparent. As
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  Speaker 3: you all know. You hear from him directly on social media.
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  Speaker 3: He likes to share memes, he likes to share videos,
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  Speaker 3: he likes to repost things that he sees other people
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  Speaker 3: post on social media as well. And I think it's
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  Speaker 3: quite refreshing that we have a president who is so
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  Speaker 3: open and honest directly himself many a times on truth
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  Speaker 3: you are hearing directly from the president.
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  Speaker 1: I date so there, Connor. I think he's transparent about
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  Speaker 1: having dementia. Yeah, I think that explains everything. I'm assuming
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  Speaker 1: everyone's questions are answered, everyone's concerns have been quelled. No
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  Speaker 1: one asked about his right to post on social media.
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  Speaker 1: We get that he's got the right to post on
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  Speaker 1: social media. Lady, that's not the fucking question. Why did
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  Speaker 1: he post this batshit in saying video this is.
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  Speaker 2: A senile as seventy five percent of whatever Joe Biden
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  Speaker 2: never did?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: Trump has a slight advantage in the verbal confidence sauce department.
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  Speaker 2: But this is obscenely old behavior.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, dementia doesn't take that charisma away. He's
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  Speaker 1: still got that riz that Joe Biden never had.
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  Speaker 2: Well, the Joe Biden, the guy famous for stealing speeches
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  Speaker 2: to sound profound, Did he do that? He's stole a
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  Speaker 2: lot of beaches. Yeah, he's a serial plagiarist.
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  Speaker 1: Oh shit, I don't like that. I mean, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why I give a shit. It's not like it
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  Speaker 1: rex my otherwise stellar image of Joe fucking Biden.
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  Speaker 2: They're from the English Labor Secretary in the seventies or
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  Speaker 2: something like that.
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  Speaker 1: I guess it's better than you know, Joseph Gebels, which
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  Speaker 1: is who Stephen Miller pirated his fucking Charlie Kirk memorial
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  Speaker 1: speech from. Oh Yeah, terrifying at all.
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  Speaker 2: As if he wasn't Gerbels maxing enough already.
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  Speaker 1: So all of this raises an obvious question, which is
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  Speaker 1: the fuck is a med bed? Anyway? And I'm not
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  Speaker 1: sure if it directly started there, but it seems like
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  Speaker 1: QAnon played a big role in popularizing the idea of
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  Speaker 1: med beds being a real thing.
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  Speaker 2: Which this is just what happens when a person with
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  Speaker 2: schizophrenia watches the movie Elysium. As you go, well, obviously
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  Speaker 2: they're putting it in the movies, so it's because it's real.
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  Speaker 2: And then if they put it in the movies, we
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  Speaker 2: won't believe it's real because it's in a movie, which
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  Speaker 2: means it's got to be real. Right.
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  Speaker 1: Have we checked in with QAnon lately?
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  Speaker 2: What are they up to?
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  Speaker 1: I feel like they gave up on Trump, right, they
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  Speaker 1: had to have.
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  Speaker 2: I think that documentary put a pretty big dent in
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  Speaker 2: their morale, even with the true believers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I could see that being a thing.
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  Speaker 2: That's pretty damning. When that guy was like when I
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  Speaker 2: I mean one, Q.
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  Speaker 1: Have you seen the Behind the Curve documentary about flat earthers. No,
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  Speaker 1: I feel like similar situation. We've heard a lot less
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  Speaker 1: from flat earthers since that documentary because it's just flat
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  Speaker 1: earthers trying every experiment fucking possible to prove the Earth
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  Speaker 1: is flat, and every time the results are Nope, Earth
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  Speaker 1: is round.
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  Speaker 2: I love that. It's so good.
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  Speaker 1: It's just flat earthers getting demoralized repeatedly.
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  Speaker 2: There's something about the dreams of the delusional being crushed. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's in this case though, a little sad, because
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  Speaker 1: these are people who are seeking treatment for cancer and
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  Speaker 1: shit and yeah, and it's.
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  Speaker 2: Like you would you'd get more bang for your buck
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  Speaker 2: going to an acupuncturist at least with acupuncture. There's centuries
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  Speaker 2: of tradition and shit, it might work.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is just pure fucking snake oil. We'll link
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  Speaker 1: to a twenty twenty two Daily Beast article by way
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  Speaker 1: of Yahoo News so as to circumvent the paywall, which
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  Speaker 1: that's a trick. I don't know if people know that,
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  Speaker 1: but take it from dad who does a bunch of research.
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  Speaker 1: You find an article that's paywalled, just search the exact headline.
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  Speaker 1: It's probably posted somewhere for free. And the Daily Beast
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  Speaker 1: is no exception. In this article, they reference a woman
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  Speaker 1: named Julie who was popping up in qann chat groups
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  Speaker 1: promoting med beds for twenty two thousand dollars each.
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  Speaker 2: I wish I had no morality this we could be Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: gizoprenny is a renewable resource in this country.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And as we'll learn as we dive into the
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  Speaker 1: people behind these companies, there's really not a lot of
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  Speaker 1: punishment to be had for doing shit like this. At worst,
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  Speaker 1: the going to come knocking and you just go, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I'll stop selling it, and then you sell something else
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  Speaker 1: until the FDA comes knocking and you all right, I'll stop,
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  Speaker 1: and then you sell fucking magnets or something.
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  Speaker 2: And the powers would be seem to think that if
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  Speaker 2: you bought this shit, you deserve yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, which in some cases, sure, but you know, I
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  Speaker 1: want everyone to have healthcare, not.
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  Speaker 2: Hype dream fucking yeah, scam bottles.
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  Speaker 1: This is a quote from Julie.
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  Speaker 2: FYI.
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  Speaker 1: My husband uses a medbed generator and four Tesla bio
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  Speaker 1: healers for his stage three inoperable and aggressive salivary gland tumor.
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  Speaker 1: This technology is very supportive end quote. And these things
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  Speaker 1: don't just cure cancer. They also in some cases can
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  Speaker 1: regrow limbs, which that's an important detail to remember.
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  Speaker 2: Well, they're made with reptilian technology, and reptiles can regrow
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  Speaker 2: their tails. I've seen it appen around the house.
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  Speaker 1: That is. One of the theories is that this is
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  Speaker 1: rep tillion technology, not military. It's the reptilians. And also
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  Speaker 1: ninety percent of reptilians very loving. So that's good to know.
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  Speaker 2: You know, that just shows my prejudice. Yeah, I would
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  Speaker 2: have thought the exact opposite ratio.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it also seems like a pretty defeatable form of evil.
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  Speaker 1: In that case, we can just we just have to
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  Speaker 1: take out ten percent of the lizard people.
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  Speaker 2: We just have to tip the scales, as it were.
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  Speaker 1: I don't get it. What do you mean, I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you that, I'll say after. So there is another QAnon
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  Speaker 1: related conspiracy influencer, Romana Didulo, who claims to be the
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  Speaker 1: rightful Queen of Canada.
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  Speaker 2: For one thing, sounds like someone said make up a
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  Speaker 2: fake name quickly Romana Dedulo.
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  Speaker 1: And Rightful Queen of Canada.
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  Speaker 2: That's neat. It's a good Instagram bio.
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  Speaker 1: She claims that after her revolution is successful, which no
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  Speaker 1: better way than telling the government you're planning to do
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  Speaker 1: it way ahead of time.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to strike fear in their hearts?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly, See if they'll just reach out and
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  Speaker 1: negotiate before any shots are fired, She says, once her
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  Speaker 1: revolution goes down, med beds will be made available for
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  Speaker 1: free to all Canadians. And the free part is pretty
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  Speaker 1: important because these things are expensive as fuck. One vendor
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  Speaker 1: sells them for anywhere from five hundred ninety nine dollars
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  Speaker 1: on the absolute low end of things, to nineteen thousand,
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  Speaker 1: nine hundred and ninety nine dollars. It's a lot. It's
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  Speaker 1: a whole lot.
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  Speaker 2: What are the side effects of a six hundred dollars
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  Speaker 2: med bed? I mean, is it good to fuck up
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  Speaker 2: my chakras?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? And I guess it's based on the severity of
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  Speaker 1: your disease. But how do you decide which one to
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  Speaker 1: go with?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't seem like the kind of thing you'd
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  Speaker 2: want to skimp on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, can you overdo it? If you do too? Much
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  Speaker 1: med bed Are you going to grow a third arm
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  Speaker 1: or something?
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  Speaker 2: I was just thinking that. And if I really overdo it,
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  Speaker 2: could I become Goro from Mortal Kombat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that wouldn't be the worst thing. I mean, shopping
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  Speaker 1: for clothes would fucking suck.
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  Speaker 2: But I've always wanted to throw people off of a mountain.
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  Speaker 1: Oh same, who doesn't do it right now? If you
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  Speaker 1: let me so? For what it's worth. The Daily Beast
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  Speaker 1: reached out to that Julie lady and she said this.
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  Speaker 1: At that time, I had a feeling that med beds existed,
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  Speaker 1: and I searched until I found Tesla Bio Healing on
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  Speaker 1: May thirtieth. Cancer was the best thing to happen to
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  Speaker 1: my husband and I. It was tough for both of us,
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  Speaker 1: but we made it through. Tesla Bio Healing was and
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  Speaker 1: still is the best intuition I ever listened to in
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  Speaker 1: my life. End quote.
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  Speaker 2: And huh yeah, I like that she can can made
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  Speaker 2: note of the exact day that she got scammed. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: like it was that significant to her.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't know citation needed. I need to see
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  Speaker 1: some sort of evidence that these things cured her husband.
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  Speaker 2: I want to see her husband's functioning salivary Glenn. I
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  Speaker 2: want to see him. I want to see him spit
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  Speaker 2: in this batoon and make a ting.
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  Speaker 1: So apparently there are three types of med beds. There's holographic,
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  Speaker 1: of course, regenerative and regression or reatomization, and I think
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  Speaker 1: the difference there is all pretty self explanatory.
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  Speaker 2: Holographic has got to be the ones that are like
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  Speaker 2: the med bed was in your heart all along. I
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  Speaker 2: guess regenerative is the one where it grows back your
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  Speaker 2: husband's leg he lost in Iraq. And then regression is
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  Speaker 2: it regresses your cancer cells back to regular cells.
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  Speaker 1: That's yeah, that makes sense.
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  Speaker 2: If I was taking a multiple choice test blind, that
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  Speaker 2: would be my deduction.
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  Speaker 1: And I wonder if there's med beds that combine all
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  Speaker 1: three in case you're like extra fucked up and need
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  Speaker 1: all of those procedures.
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  Speaker 2: So those are in the deep underground military bases at him.
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  Speaker 1: That does seem like the prevailing theory here is that
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  Speaker 1: the military is currently in possession of real med beds,
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  Speaker 1: not just the US military, but all the military forces
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  Speaker 1: of the world, and they are the ones who will
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  Speaker 1: eventually make this technology available to the public because you
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  Speaker 1: know how all the military forces of the world get
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  Speaker 1: along famously and would absolutely work together on a joint
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  Speaker 1: operation of this nature.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And you know how all the veterans have all
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  Speaker 2: their arms and legs. Yeah, and their brains work perfectly
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  Speaker 2: and none of them have cancer from depleted uranium.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the thing. When you dig into this, they're like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the military has it, and it's like, okay, people die
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  Speaker 1: in the military all the time. But also rich people
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  Speaker 1: like Trump have it. And it's like, well, then, what's
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  Speaker 1: going on with his fucking legs? If Trump has one
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  Speaker 1: of these things, why are his legs all fucking swollen
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  Speaker 1: in shit?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Really? Do they just apply makeup?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just the tanning bed. It's a spray tanning bed.
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  Speaker 1: So there is at least one influencer out there, an
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  Speaker 1: Australian woman who calls her Sky Prince, that's Sky with
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  Speaker 1: an E, who claims that any version of med beds
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  Speaker 1: currently available are fake and that the real thing is
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  Speaker 1: coming soon and it's going to be free for everybody.
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  Speaker 2: That's how I know it's fucking fake. Nothing in America
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  Speaker 2: is free for everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, there's never going to be a device that
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  Speaker 1: cures all disease, because then what would we sell drugs for.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's never gonna happen.
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  Speaker 2: What Spfiser going to do? Just go get nationalized? I can't.
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  Speaker 2: There's no answer. Yeah's absurd.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing for me to do but shut down.
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  Speaker 2: There is no future without Pfizer.
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  Speaker 1: Can't spell future without Pfizer without a pf So, she
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  Speaker 1: says the Earth's population has been divided into tears, and
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  Speaker 1: that the first two include people like Trump, the mega
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  Speaker 1: rich with a crapload of foreign currency.
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  Speaker 2: That's a quote, which I don't think Trump holds a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of yu on and Iraqi dinars and shit like.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I know he was getting most of his loans
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  Speaker 1: from Russia at one point, but I think they were
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  Speaker 1: just giving him regular ass American dollars to spend. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think he's got yeah, a ton of any foreign currency,
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  Speaker 1: but people like that, they already have access.
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  Speaker 2: I guess it's foreign currency to sky because she's Australian.
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  Speaker 1: Ah, that could be, that could be. And she doesn't
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  Speaker 1: know who was in Tier three, which I know there's.
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  Speaker 2: A Tier three, but I don't know who's in it.
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  Speaker 1: Great, but she does know that most people are in
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  Speaker 1: Tier four B, and that the government is going to
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  Speaker 1: call when it's your turn to get a med bed appointment.
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  Speaker 1: Podcasters are tier six F. Yeah, who's in tier four A?
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  Speaker 1: If most people are in four B, maybe that's the podcasters. Maybe, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know people with the special talents.
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  Speaker 2: I think we'd have to sell more draft kings ads
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  Speaker 2: than four A. Yeah, we're not part of the problem.
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  Speaker 1: And when you get this call, just a heads up, everybody.
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  Speaker 1: You'll answer a few questions over the phone, and a
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  Speaker 1: quantum computer will read your vibrational frequency over the phone,
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  Speaker 1: and that's how they'll triage everybody. The people whose vibrational
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  Speaker 1: frequencies reveal severe illnesses will have their appointments right there
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  Speaker 1: that day, and the rest will wait according to their needs.
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  Speaker 1: So me and conn are bringing up the rear, fucking
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  Speaker 1: healthy as horses.
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  Speaker 2: You know, if we didn't have such a shitty healthcare system,
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  Speaker 2: we probably could do all this stuff by now, probably
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  Speaker 2: if we weren't just trying to maximize profits. Adam, you're
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  Speaker 2: at six hundred and thirty hertz. That's good news.
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  Speaker 1: She also says she's received the necessary training to operate
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  Speaker 1: med beds and that she is a psychic medium who
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: sometimes talks to aliens.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Well, it sounds to me like there's just a big
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: red button on the side that' says heel that you press.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: So I don't know how much. Yeah, training is really.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Seems pretty straightforward. You just lay on this fucking thing.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: If it's the way it's discret what, yeah, what do
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: you need to operate it? But again she says, all
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: the ones that are available now are fake. So maybe
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: a real med bed does take fucking State Fair ride
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: contraptions to operate.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Let's just so you're seeing that can do it drunk, yep, I.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Mean you can do most things drunk, Let's be honest.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: So she also says the rumors that med beds are
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: an invention of Nikola Tesla are false because they are
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: actually reptilian technology, like we said.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: And this bitch doesn't even know that Nicola Tesla was
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: a reptile. Ridiculous. I was supposed to take her seriously, there's.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: The fucking rub lady, and she's the one who says
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: ninety percent of reptilians are loving. What a bunch of pussies.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: We should take them over.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: That's what we do to the loving. It's a bunch
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: of reptiles putting flowers into the gun barrels.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Fucking nerds. The medbed conspiracy also somehow involves JFK Junior.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Was a fantastic twist.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: At one point in twenty twenty one, QAnon adherents I
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: don't know if people remember this, gathered in Dealey Plaza
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: expecting that JFK Junior was going to make his triumphant
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: return to the public spotlight.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Like the old joke is it? Do you think when
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Jesus comes back, don't you think the last thing he
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: wants to see is a cross? Yeah? You know, like
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: you think JK Junior is going to come back to
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: the place where his dad was shot in the head.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be insane. But not just that. JFK
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: was also going to show up because JFK Connor has
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: been kept alive by way of a medbed.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: The mix of someone. That's why we can't find his brain. Yeah,
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: it's still in his head.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: It's still in his head, completely intact, having been regenerated
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: by a medbed.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: I think you mean readamized, but yes, oh yeah, yeah,
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: yeah right.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Sorry, So when dead Dad failed to appear with dead
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: sn I am not joking people decided that the two
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: of them were actually going to appear on stage at
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: a Rolling Stones concert that was happening in Dallas around
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: that same time, And when that didn't happen, lots of
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: QAnon users got it in their heads that Keith Richards
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: is actually John F. Kennedy. All true.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: I wish I had active schizophrenia. I mean it seems
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: like just you live in a world where magic is real.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I mean there were actual tweets where people
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: were like, sorry, no one wants to admit it, but
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: jfk was there. He's Keith Richards.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Time to start me up?
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Did he play before They Make Me Run? What
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: a banger? God? I love that song.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Well the deep Stick did make him run exactly.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what that song is about. So yeah, that
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: is all true. I mean, none of it's true, but
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: it's true that people believed all that shit. There is
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: a guy out there, Michael Prattsman, who goes by the
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: user named negative forty eight on various social media platforms,
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: as ninety seven thousand followers on Telegram. What is telegram exactly?
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Is that a social media network? I thought it was
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: just a messaging app, kind of like a chat room service.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, never interacted with it. He is adored on
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Telegram for his use of Jimatria, a process that turns
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: words or phrases into numeric code that can be applied
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: to events. Sure, dude, why.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: These people are spending a lot of real money on
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: fake technology that could be used on real pills that
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: they need very badly? He should be adored for his
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: use of Sarah quill.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: And he apparently when this thing in Dallas happened. This
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: guy has such a following that there were some people
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: that he just picked who were supposed to stay and
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: wait for JFK Junior to show up, and a bunch
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: of people did. There's any article we'll link to about
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: this news week they interview a woman whose sister this
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: guy appointed her ambassador to Africa in her head and
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: just completely went off the fucking QAnon deep end. So
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: pretty fucking dark. But at least JFK is still alive.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: That's good to know.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, this is just like a natural extension
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: of where you get when it's the idea of receiving
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: tangible care is actually hopeless. Yeah, yeah, exactly is you
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: make your own hope?
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And speaking of that, there are lots of companies
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: out there that sell various devices that they describe as
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: med beds. The most prominent seems to be a company
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: called Tesla Bio Healing, which amazingly enough, no relation.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: As much as Elon Musk loves to sell vaporware.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they sell something called Tesla canisters that really easy.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: You just put them under your bed and that makes
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: your stupid regular bed into a fully healing med bed.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Damn that is to kind of load to the ground.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: I don't think they'll fit.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, you buy four and use them as the platform.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: For your bed, okay, okay.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Double as a bed frame, and now your cancer free
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: for the rest of.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Your life med bed frame exactly.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: You can't go wrong. Except one woman bought one and
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: opened it and she found that it was just filled
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: with cement. It even says shelf life thirty six months
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: on the outside, so they're only good for three years.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Then you gotta sweak.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: By another one. Yeah, gotta get lands Lescensta.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Get another six hundred dollars med bed canister. I think
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: those are the things that are five hundred and ninety
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: nine dollars. And we were scandalized when people cracked open
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: a pair of Beats headphones and there was a magnet
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: in there. Oh yeah, that's why they're so heavy. Meanwhile,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: there's people paying six hundred dollars for a can of
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: cement to cure their cancer.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, the placebo effect does do a lot,
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: so these probably, I hate to say it probably didn't
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: do nothing.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Absolutely, And for the record, that canister was registered
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: with the FDA as an infrared lamp. So just a
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: reminder that registered with the FDA means fucking nothing when
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: it comes to shit like this does not mean it's
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: actually that or that it will work in any way.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: It means that you showed the FDA the drawing you
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: did that you put up on the fridge.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're like, yeah, that looks like what you say.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: It looks like.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: There's also a company in Canada called Orgo Life that
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: is linked to the medbed craze, but the Orgo in
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: their name leads me to believe they're dealing more in
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: the orgone blaster space and we've confirmed a long time
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: ago that those absolutely work.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Keep one in every room in the house.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I keep one on the desk where I record and
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: have yet to be visited by a single fed since
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: it's been on my desk. So argue with the results,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: I guess everybody. So I don't like orgone blasters having
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: their name sullied in the medbed conspiracy, Thank you very much.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Now, what if you had or go and blaster her
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: under the bed with the medbed posts. Oh yeah, that
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: kind of a logistic effect.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, then you're yeah, you're just cross faded with positive
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: life energy. There is another company out there called medbeedcard
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: dot com that sells a limited series medbed card for
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: the lo low price of four hundred and forty seven
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: dollars discounted from fourteen hundred and ninety dollars. Both weird numbers, Yeah,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: very weird numbers. But honestly, can you afford not to
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: buy one with savings like that?
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: It's a third of the price for the access to
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: something that doesn't exist.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you can't beat it. The card In case
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: you're wondering, grants quote exclusive information about Tara Hurtz technology.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Where else are you gonna find information about Tara Hurts technology.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: I thought Tara Hurtz was another one of the influencers
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: who was hoking these things.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: You also get up to seventy percent discounts on all
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: of their products, So again you're just printing money buying
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: one of these things.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: To them, they just sell cards. You could buy another card, Yeah,
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: just buy multiple cards. Not called medbeds dot com. It's
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: medbeedcard dot com.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: And if you buy three cards you get a free
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Ionic Care, which is a Terra Hurtz powered wellness device
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: that claims quote only four minutes to reduce stress and
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: feel healthy end quote.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: I thought it was a toothbrush.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: That does sound like the name of a very famous
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: brand of electric toothbrush. Also to the point that I
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: think there is one called Ionic Care.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: And you can masturbate with an electric toothbrush if you
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: got the right equipment.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I masturbate my gums with one. So it
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: should go without saying that without fail with any of
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: these companies. Somewhere in their and conditions or in their
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: user agreement, it's going to be like, don't use this
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: for health reasons.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: This is actually a beauty product.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is not going to cure anything. Don't even
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: for a second think it will. But then you get
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: out there on the actual website and companies like Tesla
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: bio Healing recommend their products for everything from mild conditions
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: like asthma and autism essentially the same thing, to more
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: severe stuff like terminal cancer.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: So that you're telling me they could cure me of
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: my random interest in the displacement of various car engines.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: They sure can Connor, they can make a normal person
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: out of you.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Yet I forgot everything I know about g Gundam.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: So the way they cure all these things, in case
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: you're wondering, is they deliver life force energy to patients.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: That's according to Tesla Bio Healing CEO James Lou.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Here's which So that's what white people call chi h.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: I think you can get this just withs and shit too,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: or an oregone blaster.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Obviously, I would have so much more faith in the
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: veracity of crystals than one of these. These crystals grew
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: in the earth amazingly.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they've been around forever. I feel like people have
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: been talking about them forever. This shit's brand new. This
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: is an invention of the goddamn Internet.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: This is psychosis remixing psychosis, remixing psychosis.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: This is a quote from James Lou Tesla biohealing products
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: provide life force energy to the user. When anyone with
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: an unmet severe condition such as terminal cancers and stroke
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: paralysis for six months, they do not have much life
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: force energy and it is hard for them to get
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: better end quote. And I mean when you put it
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: that way, I guess it makes perfect sense.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: The low end life force energy.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a video game. You got to pick
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: up the fucking ham when it falls.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: You can't do your special if you don't have any bars. Yeah, exactly.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: This is another quote. Because people had been asking about
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: the conspiracy theory stuff. Here goes. We were asked by
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: many potential customers if our products could be that kind
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: of device or similar to that hoax device. We have
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: one hundred percent distanced our products from that false claim
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: because the bed is the right place for the user
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: to gain life force energy to be able to heal
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: her his body. We use the bed to deliver our
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: life force energy. When we communicated with the FDA, we
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: use the term of bed, medbed, powered bed, et cetera.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Any bed used in hospital is a med bed. Those
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: beds have no life force energy. Our life force energy
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: empowered bed is unique end quote. So I think we
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: owe this guy in apology?
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Did AI write that any bed that because used for
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: healing as a med bed?
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds like such a smart ass response. Like
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: I was at a subway once and I asked the
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: employee if they had any hot subs, and she goes,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: we have a microwave. Anything can be a hot sub Like,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: I will murder you lady.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Wow, that is maximum levels of snark. Yeah, yeah, gotta
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: put her on a BREADBD.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: James Lou was previously called out by the FDA for
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: promoting a homeopathic spray that claimed to prevent asthma attacks,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: but he wasn't prosecuted because he agreed to stop making
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: it and barely anyone bought it anyway.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter if the spray is gay, if it
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: stops asthma attacks.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and here's the thing, how do you know it
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: doesn't prevent asthma attacks? If you use it and you
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: don't have an asthma attack, is it not preventing them?
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: I'm reminded of Lisa Simpson's rock that keeps tigers away
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: because there's no tigers around.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. He was also though involved in a lawsuit
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: with his ex wife and other board members of a
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: company called tech World Corporation, where he was accused, among
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: other things, of embezzling thirty five thousand dollars in company
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: funds and giving them to an online girlfriend who scammed
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: him on match dot com.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Man even get you got scammed on the website for
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: old people too?
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Oh Man, that's harsh. That is harsh. There's also a
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Swiss company out there that managed to score the web
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: r o medbed dot com called ninety dot ten. They
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: run an even more audacious scam which I don't think
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: we should not try this. They don't even sell equipment.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: They promised to convert your regular bullshit bed into a
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: medbed using quote faster than light technology end quote to
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: teleport or beam quantum energy and frequencies into the human
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: body without time delay, which who even fucking talks that
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: way without time delay?
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: A lot of these It sounds like AI or that
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: was translated from another language.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah. A Monmouth University researcher signed up for the eight
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: hour free trial and said, quote, it tells you to
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: lay on your bed and say the magic words, which
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: I think or like ninety dot ten medbed scan me
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: or something, and you're supposed to feel something. That's the trial.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I feel like we gotta try it.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: I've tried stupider things to address my adult acne.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Did you ever get into binaurmal beats when I
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: was thirteen years old?
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Yes? I did.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember when that first became a thing and
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: they were like, you want to listen to a song
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: that feels like cocaine?
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't know do I. I tried it.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: It didn't get me high, did not make me astro
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: project either.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, talked to a single fucking alien.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: But I did listen to I think it's what the
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: fuck was it called Jackpot? I think it was called Jackpot.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: I did listen to this his hit around the same time,
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: and I was like thirteen fourteen, the self hypnosis tape
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: that's supposed to make you come without touching your dick,
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: And I listened to about twenty minutes of it, and
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: I was like, this is stupid. And then there was
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: a like a switch in the action and suddenly I
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: felt a ghost hand on my penis and I was like, well, no,
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: I'm out, I'm all the way out. I don't want
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: to oh that's how far the rabbit hole goes. That
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: sounds fascinating, Yet that's pretty scary.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: I went to medbed dot com for the record, and
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: it redirects to app dot ninety ten dot com and
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: all you're met with is a registration page says everyone
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: must reregister once in the app earlier ninety dot ten
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: access data are not valid here. Buyers of medbed, please
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: use the email from the purchase headline. I am energy, Yeah,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: just says I am energy. I don't know, pretty legit. Yeah, yeah,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: we should steal someone's email and plug it into ninety
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: ten dot com. See what happens. Certainly not putting my
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: own email in.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: There now, that's not even one of my burners.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: So also, this is one of the most fascinating developments
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: to me. If for some reason you don't want to
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: drop twenty thousand dollars on a medbet of your own
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: for starters, I would remind you that scared money don't
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: make money. But also might I suggest that you check
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: that ass into a Tesla biohealing resort brought to you
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: by Ramada Windom. Yes, you can earn Windhom loyalty points
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: by checking into a medbed resort in case you hate
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: yourself from just ninety nine dollars per night, which is
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: regular ass hotel prices, although before warned the med bedrooms
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: start at two hundred and nine a night. Also, it's
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: in Butler, Pennsylvania.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Cemindane cheap.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do like that.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: These are all in bustling metropolis's Yeah.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some of the biggest tourist hotspots in the world.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: But the Butler one, I think there's your answer when
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: you're like, ohh if Trump got shot in the ear,
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: how come there's no scar on his ear because he
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: fucking regrew his ear in a MEDBD in Butler. Dummy,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: stop spreading fucking can cospiracy theories. All right.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: You think they're going to have the president use his
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: own atp to repair He's too wish for that.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: You get a person in a medbed fast enough you
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: can regrow anything. Yeah. Yeah, it was actually a lucky
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: break that he got shot in Butler because of the
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: close proximity of a med bed.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Resist If you would have gotten shot in LA or
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Chicago or New York, there's nothing we could do for you.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, at that four seasons place any of that.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: But since you were in Duluth.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there are actually medbed healing resorts all over the country,
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: including in Butler, Pennsylvania, Milford, Delaware, Kearney, Arizona, East Dubuque, Illinois,
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  Speaker 1: hats Accepted, Tampa, Florida, Leesburg, Florida, and Woburn, Massachusetts. All
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  Speaker 1: the tourist hotspots.
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  Speaker 2: Everywhere that doesn't even have a Raisin Canes yet.
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  Speaker 1: So this is a quote about the Butler, Pennsylvania Tesla
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  Speaker 1: Bio Healing Resort from Ramada by Windham, Rest and Rejuvenate
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  Speaker 1: at Ramata by Windham. Butler Tesla Bio Healing Resort conveniently
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  Speaker 1: located off PA eight, two miles from the city center
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  Speaker 1: and fifty one miles from Pittsburgh International Airport. Pitt our
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  Speaker 1: non smoking hotel features a state of the art gym,
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  Speaker 1: heated indoor pool, healthy dining, elegant meeting rooms, and free
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  Speaker 1: Wi Fi. We also offer rooms with wellness energy beds
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  Speaker 1: for enhanced comfort and relaxation. While in Western Pennsylvania, take
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  Speaker 1: in the fresh air at Moraine State Park, sip local
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  Speaker 1: wines at Rustic Acres Winery, or cycle the Butler Freeport
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  Speaker 1: Community Trail. End quote. I like how they just tossed
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  Speaker 1: the med beds.
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  Speaker 2: In the middle of that, like it was a continental breakfast.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, it's not the main feature of this fucking
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  Speaker 1: hotel in the title, like, it's not my husband's last chance. Also,
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  Speaker 1: unless I'm not looking hard enough, there are zero four
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  Speaker 1: of the Wellness Energy beds to be found on the website.
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  Speaker 1: On the listings for the rooms that come with wellness beds,
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  Speaker 1: the wellness beds are not even listed among the amenities.
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  Speaker 1: Tables and chairs are listed, and the combo bathtub shower
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  Speaker 1: is listed, but med beds are not listed.
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  Speaker 2: Got a coffee maker, yeah, I mean, and an alarm
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  Speaker 2: clock in case you don't have a phone.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're gonna want to set that because again,
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  Speaker 1: you stay in that med bed too long. Third arm
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  Speaker 1: something like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, popping a tail out of your docors.
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  Speaker 1: This is another quote. All centers are equipped with center
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  Speaker 1: exclusive biophoton generators that let guests stay at a relaxed
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  Speaker 1: state of being and receive energy into every living cell
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  Speaker 1: of the body. I mean, you're not going to get
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  Speaker 1: that at your fucking Howard Johnson's people, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the HOJO doesn't target every living sell your body.
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  Speaker 1: One of the Florida locations. They have exclusive generators that
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  Speaker 1: are equivalent to quote fourteen gold generators of biophoton life
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  Speaker 1: force energy, and I think we all know what that means.
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  Speaker 2: Better than the silver and the bronze biophoton life worce
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  Speaker 2: energy generators.
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  Speaker 1: They also have infrared sauna blankets that offer quote a
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  Speaker 1: full clensing effect while also supporting weight loss and hormonal balance.
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  Speaker 1: So I think the blankets make you shit, which not
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  Speaker 1: mad at it.
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  Speaker 2: At least you don't have to drink a gross tasting tea.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so I think that's our episode, right. We
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  Speaker 1: learned everything there is to know about med beds.
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  Speaker 2: We did it. Think I know less than when I
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  Speaker 2: started recording.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's shocking to me that there's not more concrete,
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  Speaker 1: solid information about how these things work and what they do.
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  Speaker 1: But if anyone's ever tried one, please reach out. We
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  Speaker 1: will interview you on the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: It just kills me if any of this schizophrenic energy
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  Speaker 2: could be channeled into with a fight for universal health care,
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  Speaker 2: he's such a better use of human time and energy.
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  Speaker 1: Ah.
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  Speaker 2: But med beds, though, well, every bed that has used
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  Speaker 2: the heal a person is a med bed and there's
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  Speaker 2: not even people in those because they can't avoid it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we don't need universal health care once we
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  Speaker 1: have med beds, because that's true. The med beds are
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  Speaker 1: our universal health care.
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  Speaker 2: So but even then we got to we're in group
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  Speaker 2: five F Yeah. I do want to know what Tiaran
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  Speaker 2: is going to be illegal immigrants getting their limbs regrown before.
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  Speaker 1: Us, not if Trump has anything to say about it.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that's what this is all about, access to med beds.
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  Speaker 2: He's going to deport him, and then once it's just
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  Speaker 2: white people, then we break out the med beds. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I mean I'll take my med bed appointment.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna look a gift horse in the mouth,
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  Speaker 1: but I'll do it with a heavy heart. Over all
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  Speaker 1: the tyranny it took to get there, For sure.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be under duress that I have tail grown.
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  Speaker 1: So I think that's our episode.
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  Speaker 2: We did it.
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  Speaker 1: Connor, thank you so much for doing the pod. What
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  Speaker 1: do we have to plug before we get out of here?
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  Speaker 1: You can read my writings Adam Toddbrown dot beehive dot com.
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  Speaker 1: I got a article up now celebrating the ten year
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  Speaker 1: anniversary of the Trump article I wrote in twenty fifteen
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  Speaker 1: about how he seemed like he was gonna be kind
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: of Hitler.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Like that's why they call him no Drad damn Mamas.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: And there is a follow up article about all the
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  Speaker 1: ways Trump two point zero is just mirroring the shit
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  Speaker 1: out of the Nazis. Think it's pretty blatant hacky. I
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  Speaker 1: would say, yeah, yeah, it's obvious they want a civil war.
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  Speaker 1: That is what they want, and I hope we do
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: not give it to him. So yeah, go read all that.
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  Speaker 1: There's also a ranking of every Mariah Carey album from
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: worst to best if you want some slightly less heavy reading.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: Despite not being all right kerry fan, I did read
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  Speaker 2: that whole article for some reason, kind of very compelling.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate that. And that's all I got. Connor, what
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  Speaker 1: do you want to plub check.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's it. Let's get the fuck out of here, Connor,
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  Speaker 1: say goodbye, goodbye, goodbye everybody, We love you.