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John Crist Talks Why Comedy Has Gotten "Easier", Evolving With His Fans & Why Comics Are Choosing Youtube Over Netflix · Bussin' With The Boys

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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another episode of Busting with
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  Speaker 1: the Boys. It is episode two, nineteen to twenty round
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  Speaker 1: where's the boy? Where's the other set of teeth that
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  Speaker 1: pink eye, he got to stank in his eye. A
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  Speaker 1: lot of people think it's because of his daughter. Will
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  Speaker 1: is even saying because of his daughter. I am willing
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  Speaker 1: to go on this mic right now and say that
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't. That was one hundred percent a self inflicted
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  Speaker 1: woe by Will. The boys like to play risk online.
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  Speaker 1: That's me Corey Levin, that is Kelly, and Brad Lebrott
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  Speaker 1: I believe his last name is. Brad is Will's friend
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  Speaker 1: from Bontire, Missouri. Great guy, great individual, fun, just a
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  Speaker 1: good group of dudes. However, Will likes to make four jokes.
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  Speaker 1: We see it on the internet all the time. Halfway
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  Speaker 1: through this game, which is a four hour game, by
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  Speaker 1: the way, I didn't get a sleep till late Your
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  Speaker 1: boys grinder, he uh pulls the headset off his head,
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  Speaker 1: puts it down to his buttthole, farts extremely loud, and
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  Speaker 1: then puts the immediately back on his head. Mike in
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  Speaker 1: his face, laughing hysterically at what he's done, and my man,
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  Speaker 1: is he paying for comedy? But boys and girls, that's
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  Speaker 1: why we love him so much, because he's willing to
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  Speaker 1: sacrifice his body and his eyesight for the sake of
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  Speaker 1: the joke. So please, if you're sitting at home listening
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  Speaker 1: to us an audio or watcher on YouTube, just give
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  Speaker 1: the man a round of applause real quick.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely love that.
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  Speaker 1: Our guest today was Chris no John christ John Chris
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  Speaker 1: Comedium does a lot of sketches. I believe we had
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  Speaker 1: a conversation about sketches and skits and how you don't
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  Speaker 1: say sketch shoes, don't sketches. Great individual amazing time. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: when you come and do these things by yourself and
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  Speaker 1: you're meeting with an individual that you haven't met before,
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  Speaker 1: you you don't know how to go, You don't know
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  Speaker 1: how the chemistry is gonna because, let's call a spade
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  Speaker 1: of spade, your boy doesn't line up with everybody.
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  Speaker 3: I like to. I wish I could.
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  Speaker 1: I love it be a people person, but sometimes it
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  Speaker 1: just doesn't align to me personally. This two hour and
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  Speaker 1: thirty minute podcasts other than this insure that you're about
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  Speaker 1: to listen to, was incredible. I was engaged whole time.
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  Speaker 1: I was just learning about this individual, learning about the
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  Speaker 1: art of comedy, learning about his religious background, his Amish background,
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  Speaker 1: of all things. I think he tried to swindle me
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  Speaker 1: on a haircut. He had one saying that was the
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  Speaker 1: real deal holy Field, but I don't believe him for
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  Speaker 1: one second. Lots of last, lots of giggles. I think
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  Speaker 1: I had a couple of good ones myself, actually, And
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  Speaker 1: it's tough when you have comedians on there is this
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  Speaker 1: back and forth in your mind, this mental warfare you
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  Speaker 1: to go through. You're like, they're funny professionally, can I
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  Speaker 1: also be funny with them?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 2: Jury still out.
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  Speaker 1: You guys are have to tell me in the comments
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  Speaker 1: on YouTube, tweet at me, hey you sucked ass the
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  Speaker 1: one you're a piece of shit, or hey you did
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  Speaker 1: all right for yourself, because I love to hear about
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  Speaker 1: that now. I love you, each and every single one
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  Speaker 1: of you, even if I don't know you, I love
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  Speaker 1: you and I appreciate you guys every single day coming
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  Speaker 1: on through this podcast, listening, watching everything in between, because
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  Speaker 1: you have no idea how nice it is to be
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  Speaker 1: able to do more and more things each week. And
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  Speaker 1: one of those things you can do for us is
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  Speaker 1: correct and saying that Jackie, thank you brother. You go
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  Speaker 1: You get the busting with the boys merch that is amazing.
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  Speaker 1: I love the stuff. You see me wearing one of
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  Speaker 1: the og hats right here, I got h for the
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  Speaker 1: fucking boys, which was one of our Saint Patty's the
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  Speaker 1: e merching.
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  Speaker 2: You might be thinking, tailor, it's May baby. Why you
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  Speaker 2: wearing shit from March.
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  Speaker 1: It's because boys, I stay ready so I don't have
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  Speaker 1: to get fucking ready. I'm already ready for Saint Patti's
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  Speaker 1: the next er. You's gonna be more shit, no question.
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  Speaker 2: But you want these little pieces in the fact, these
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  Speaker 2: little vintage pieces, because in two years, the way we
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  Speaker 2: go through clothes nowadays with the moths swipping around here,
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  Speaker 2: keep that closet clothes for too long.
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  Speaker 1: That shit goes out of style real fast. Not out
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  Speaker 1: of style, but it gets all torn up, so you
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  Speaker 1: want them vintage pieces.
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  Speaker 3: So thank you.
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  Speaker 1: For whatever reason, I don't know why, I just went
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  Speaker 1: on that ram page of a conversation there with my
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  Speaker 1: own self, but the merch we need you, gotta have you,
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  Speaker 1: gotta love you.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 2: This is they call the arms that I need from
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  Speaker 2: all of you.
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  Speaker 3: Audio.
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  Speaker 1: We've been doing a big press on YouTube, a big press,
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  Speaker 1: and you guys have absolutely shown up. The subscribe I
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  Speaker 1: have gone through the roof. The numbers on our YouTube
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  Speaker 1: have gone through the roof, and we appreciate that. And
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  Speaker 1: here I am like a panhandler just asking for more
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  Speaker 1: out of you. I need you to go to audio.
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  Speaker 1: I need you go to your Spotify, your downcast, your Apple.
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  Speaker 3: All the shit. Dude.
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  Speaker 1: I need you to subscribe, unsubscribed, resubscribe, because I didn't
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  Speaker 1: find out until last week that shit doesn't work on YouTube.
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  Speaker 1: I've been sitting there like a damn idiot on the
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  Speaker 1: YouTube over and over again, subscribing and unscribed, thinking I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing something successful with the podcast. Allegedly, I guess it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't work. So if you're on YouTube, going pull up
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  Speaker 1: some of those apps. So you're listening podcasts, go and
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  Speaker 1: do that a couple of times for me, because I
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  Speaker 1: need it.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta have it. This is my life, boys, all right.
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  Speaker 1: I'm an unemployed NFL player with a podcast, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: so grateful for you guys to be listening. My god,
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  Speaker 1: let's keep this fucking thing rolling. I love you, guys.
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  Speaker 1: Let's enjoy the day. If you had a tough Monday,
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  Speaker 1: fuck the monday, dude. You're on Tuesday, now go just
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  Speaker 1: fuck today in a good, healthy, nice way.
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  Speaker 3: Just enjoy it.
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  Speaker 1: Get you some sun if it's out there, if it's
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  Speaker 1: raining outside, make the best out of it, dude, make
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  Speaker 1: some banana pancakes. Jack Johnson would say, just don't have
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  Speaker 1: a fucking day. I hope you all let me know
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  Speaker 1: about what you do, because it's gonna be it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be amazing. I can't wait to respond with you and
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  Speaker 1: talk about all the amazing things going on in our life.
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  Speaker 1: But with that being said, please enjoy this episode. I
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  Speaker 1: have had an absolute, it's outstanding time during it, and
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  Speaker 1: I hope you guys do too, So please.
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  Speaker 3: Enjoy Interestantino he like saved my whole career. No, he didn't.
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  Speaker 3: What a way to start this podcast? Yeah, really yeah, well,
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  Speaker 3: and Santino I was like doing a bunch of shows,
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  Speaker 3: Like I was like, I got this a weird. Like
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't say that it's a cult, following the opposite
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  Speaker 3: of a cult, but it's like I used to perform
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  Speaker 3: in a bunch of churches because my dad was a preacher.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, which is kind of goes along with cult. But
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  Speaker 2: you keep going, No, I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: Saying there and stuff. Yeah, yeah, I would like to say, well,
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  Speaker 3: every do you think every church, if they kept going,
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  Speaker 3: it would eventually become cult.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what the definition of a cult really is.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of more of a fun thing to say,
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  Speaker 1: because I think a cult I think.
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  Speaker 3: Of the show, Yeah, show calls manson like very illegal stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know about that. I think it's just
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  Speaker 1: like buying into something and then there's always like some
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  Speaker 1: sort of concoction at the end that.
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  Speaker 3: You have to take to kill yourself something greater there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: there's always a dead end. It doesn't end well, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it never ends. Well, it's with the Netflix documentary, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: one of the sad Ones too. You're like, let's say
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  Speaker 3: a church is like a small church or like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: we want you to come here more and give more
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  Speaker 3: and volunteer more and be more. Like yeah, that that's
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  Speaker 3: not a cult. The minute they say you can't leave. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: if you say I don't think I'm with this anymore
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  Speaker 3: and then they don't, they're not friends with you, right,
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  Speaker 3: that might be it.
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  Speaker 2: That might be when that is. That's definitely.
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  Speaker 1: I think that the cutoff point between religion and a
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  Speaker 1: cult is when they say you have to pay off
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  Speaker 1: whatever debt, you're not allowed to leave here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm out.
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  Speaker 2: That's when it's time you need to reevaluate.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well I was doing all these shows, like because
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  Speaker 3: I started doing a lot of stand up at church.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah I was. You started yeah in church? Yeah, because
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  Speaker 3: my dad's a preacher. Hey yeah, okay, I watched.
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  Speaker 1: Your special and it was very like around religion, there's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of start comedy. To start comedy in a
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  Speaker 1: church seems like one of the scarier places to start.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you know you like you go to his ainies,
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  Speaker 2: you go to a random spot.
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  Speaker 1: It's like okay, like people are gonna take and give
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  Speaker 1: whatever because everything's.
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  Speaker 3: Kind of no matter what to do. Yeah, in church,
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  Speaker 3: there's a lot of boundaries. Well there's a lot of boundaries.
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  Speaker 3: But if you like grew up like that, like if
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  Speaker 3: you did stand up like at a like a like
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  Speaker 3: at a football camp, not a football camp, like a
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  Speaker 3: coach's clinic or something, you would have more liberty because
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  Speaker 3: you know all the stuff yeah that I wouldn't even get.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, dude, you know when a guy is coming
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  Speaker 3: across in a three four and you're playing a four
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  Speaker 3: two five and you were like.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what like what you just said didn't make sense,
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  Speaker 2: but I get it.
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  Speaker 3: You here, God, You're like, bro, Yeah, that's what it
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  Speaker 3: was like. Because everybody's like if a normal comic, not
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  Speaker 3: a normal comic, but like if I do a if
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  Speaker 3: somebody says we got to do a clean show, it
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  Speaker 3: limits you. You can't do this this. I got to
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  Speaker 3: get rid of this bit, this bit, this bit. And
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  Speaker 3: they were like, you do a show in church. I
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  Speaker 3: was like yo, I was like what kind Yeah, Pentecostal Baptist.
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  Speaker 3: Oh dude, I got I got jokes for days and
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  Speaker 3: then I was just going in there and I was
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  Speaker 3: just just everybody was just like ah, like there were
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  Speaker 3: because my dad was a preacher.
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  Speaker 2: So it was like I couldn't really get fired, you know,
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  Speaker 2: if like.
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't really get fired, like the GM is like
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to think if the coaches like your dad,
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  Speaker 3: maybe then you're like I can kind of come late
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  Speaker 3: for workouts because like maybe in high school.
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  Speaker 2: Not that, but like, yeah, you know, I get what
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  Speaker 2: you're saying.
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  Speaker 3: If your boss was the owner, you'd be like, well
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  Speaker 3: if I don't, I'm like, who's gonna fire me?
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  Speaker 2: And so I was just like making all these jokes bosses.
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  Speaker 3: When the guy's doing cocaine in the back, he's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I do whatever I want. Yeah, yeah, he's fine. So
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  Speaker 3: I was like about him in the corner, and then
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  Speaker 3: I was like across the line and like and but
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  Speaker 3: like ever, like my dad in the past to the
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  Speaker 3: church at the time was all like like they thought
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  Speaker 3: it was hilarious because they could really say it. But
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  Speaker 3: I was like roasting people in the church about how
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  Speaker 3: they were singing, like and everybody was like, dude, this
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  Speaker 3: is offensive, but they were all like it's hilarious. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: So how did you market that the church that I
• 10:14
  Speaker 3: didn't really I just like started up on a Sunday
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  Speaker 3: kind of they were like come do like they were like, la,
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  Speaker 3: I would do that the right after the worst, after
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  Speaker 3: the singing, before the preaching. There's like a guy that
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  Speaker 3: comes up and he's like, hey, uh, church picnic is
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  Speaker 3: on Saturday. Uh you know the food drive is on Thursday.
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  Speaker 3: You do all the stuff. And I was like, church
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  Speaker 3: bases on Saturday'm probably just gonna go to me girls
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  Speaker 3: or whatever. But and everybody's just like like and he
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  Speaker 3: say that, like everybody, Yeah in church that's why it's
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  Speaker 3: not really it's like it's it's funny to say to
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  Speaker 3: explain it's like kind of like dirty or church. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's not in regular life, dude. I was how to
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  Speaker 3: describe it.
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  Speaker 2: I went to church yesterday, made a deal. I was
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  Speaker 2: on an Airprice.
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  Speaker 1: I was on a flight back from New York and
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  Speaker 1: I had a two, not not the flex, but I
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  Speaker 1: had a two on a Southwest flight. I got no
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  Speaker 1: board when they already finished a one through thirty.
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  Speaker 3: Oh. I literally sat.
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  Speaker 1: I sat in the back of me and Will he
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: was ill. I was window and I literally said, hey, buddy,
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: if this thing feels up. Though he has a full flight,
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  Speaker 1: everyone's inna their seat taken. I was like, if this
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  Speaker 1: seats in the middle is empty, I gotta go to church.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta go. That's that's my sign. Sure enough, dude,
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  Speaker 3: one fucking seat left, one seat and I was in.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I gotta go. When you're talking about
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  Speaker 3: like church and being like dirty for church, it's so
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  Speaker 3: funny because most of people in church have that humor.
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  Speaker 3: They'll watch comedy to do if he's a church glory.
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  Speaker 3: He's a funny fucking guy and he thinks a lot
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  Speaker 3: of things are funny. Yeah, I'll be I'll be with
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  Speaker 3: a guy. Yeah, horrible person. He's a bad guy.
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  Speaker 1: And so you just see him and you're like, wow,
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  Speaker 1: this guy's really just got the world trick. You go
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  Speaker 1: to church and you see dudes on Saturday night and
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  Speaker 1: they're out there drinking, having a good time, and then
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  Speaker 1: Sunday it's like they've never done nothing wrong in their.
• 12:05
  Speaker 3: Life in Nashville. Soho House, you think, so, well, it's
• 12:11
  Speaker 3: not a Nashville podcast, but you don't. Every time, no
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  Speaker 3: no one wants Sometimes we talk about Nashville, and I
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: was like, we don't know what you're talking about, because
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  Speaker 3: that's ever dude.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like sol House. I feel like uh real
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  Speaker 1: Mead Country Club?
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  Speaker 3: Orse?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, or what's Richland Country Club? That's that's where the
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  Speaker 1: church goers in Nashville. I feel like, soho House is
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: more like an artsy Are you part of the Hoo House?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah they are. Well I'm insecure.
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  Speaker 3: Why no, I'm insecure because I'm an artist. So they
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: were like, hey, here's the thing for artists. But you
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: might not be able to get in. That's how you
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: they hook you. They're like, you might not qualify. You're like, well,
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  Speaker 3: I need to know if I qualify it now? Yes,
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  Speaker 3: you actually got in there. How much for a year
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  Speaker 3: to be a part of you just just call you?
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  Speaker 3: Just forgive your parents it would be easier. That's necessary.
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  Speaker 2: So Santino is safe. So you're at church. Okay, So
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing all these church and Santina.
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  Speaker 1: Are doing well and you are are you only? I
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  Speaker 1: hate I keep cutting off, but I gotta know the
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  Speaker 1: full background here. You're you're only doing it for your
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  Speaker 1: dad's sermons.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, So I started yeah yeah, because like the
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  Speaker 3: church next door was like, yo, we'll pay you like
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  Speaker 3: three hundred bucks to come over here to do our
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  Speaker 3: like youth camp or whatever, and comedies to start before
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  Speaker 3: you get a fan base is next to near impossible
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  Speaker 3: to make a living at h So then I was
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  Speaker 3: like three, yeah, like you would do a comedy club.
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  Speaker 3: You would work all weekend five shows and get paid
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  Speaker 3: about six hundred bucks three and you have to pay
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  Speaker 3: for yourself by yourself and put yourself up. You're not
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  Speaker 3: making anything. So so the church first Baptists, like, we'll
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  Speaker 3: pay you like a thousand dollars to do our like
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  Speaker 3: fundraiser dinner. And I was like, ah, yeah, I'll be there,
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  Speaker 3: I'll be there, Yeah, I'll be there. And so I
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  Speaker 3: started doing it, and I started putting these videos on
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: social media and getting bigger and bigger doing like these
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: like there's nobody else supplying demand while there's no one
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: else to do it. There's there's a lot of guys
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: that are, but there's like it was like there and
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: so anyway, I was doing all these. Me and Santana
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: would become friends, UH through comedy works where I came
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: up and he would come through.
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: And so I moved Denver.
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: So I moved UH to l A and I was
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: trying to get into the comedy store. The comedy store
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: is like the before Joe Rugan moved to Austin. That
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: was like the if you got passed, that's like making
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: the team. If you got passed at the Comedy Store,
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: that was it. You were the king and everybody, Richard
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: pryor all the grades had come to there. So I
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: was like, go and do these huge shows on the
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: road at churches and making like I want to say,
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: what's weird to say I was making a lot.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: You're not.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: You're not flexing. You're the same fact I got. I
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: was doing the shows the church is making oh shoot
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: yeah yeah. Then then it was like going, like well
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: and like people now I was doing like ticketed events,
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: so people are coming to like see me because of
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: these videos that put on the internet. And then I
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: was like staying up at Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday night, staying
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: up to one, two and three in the morning at
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: trying to get in at this get in at the
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: Comedy Store. And Santino is in there and he brought
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: me aside one day. He's like, hey, dude, you don't
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: need to spend your time here. He's like, you're already
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: He's like, he goes, we're trying to do what you
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: are already doing. How'd that feel when he said that? Unbelievable? Yeah,
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: and I never I never went again. Really, I never
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: went again. Is it like because they were all trying
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: to get passed, to get on a sitcom, to get
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: a TV show, to sell tickets. But I could already
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: sell I could go to Wichita and sell three thousand tickets.
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: So he's like or whatever, not the roast, that's perfect,
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: that's a righteous gemstones. Yeah. Yeah, he goes where they're at. Yeah,
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: in my he goes, don't like, we are trying to
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: do what you're doing. And there's this in essence. There's
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: like thing with podcasting a lot of it. There's these
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: people that love you just go to them. Yeah. Like
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: if they were like, we need we want you to
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: host the red carpet at the Emmys, You're like, that's not.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: Really our I still do that bomb.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: Well I was right through that.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, they'll take it.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But if it was like, uh, what'll be something metal, Yeah,
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: they we want you to.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what the met gala is. I
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: just see once a year people wearing goofy ship and then.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: To think of something that you would be like disrespectful
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: to your bass by doing like I already did that
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: with Jeffree Star. I literally will do fucking anything, dude,
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: whatever it is.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: People are like people when they saw the Jeffrey Star
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: things like what is he doing interviewing this man girl?
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden he said, like the
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: whole thing about pronouns were like, you know, this guy's
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: not too fucking bad at all. Actually, you know what, yeah,
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: send him over this way. I forgot about that, dude,
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: what a while due. I saw an article today about
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: that actually people like this football article came out that's
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: like still saying like him at a week ago saying
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: that I'm actually dating Jeffrey Star. Still, Yeah, and that's
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: a tough that's a tough pill to swallow when you're
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: married with two kids.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: You know what, that's the two Well a lot of
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: comics do that because they make stuff about their kids. Yeah,
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: and they're like, well this special they mixed up about
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: their kids, so they make the road they roast their kids. Yeah,
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: they're like, well, your kids like little but he's gonna
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: He's like, I can't stand this kid, Like, this kid's
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: gonna become.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: Reiser does it all the time.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: He talks about his kids, and they'll keep being like
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: like not smart and like this kid's not gonna be successful,
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: not smart to the point where like, you know, but
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: I guess that word. I mean, you can have like
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: exaggerate that, the Jeffrey Star thing that that might be
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: a little but everything much for you. But every background
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: understand No, not me. I'm just saying everybody, but you're white.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: Everybody knows that's in it's it's part of the thing, right.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: But that's like that was a really unique situation because
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: the football community. Football is are very homophobic sport, extremely
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: homophobiic is it? Yeah, I mean I guess, nah, you
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: probably right. Yeah, yeah, No, I mean most don't know
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: why I said. I guess like we're having a Yes,
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: I know it is. I've been in the locker room.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: It's a homophobis number one probably NASCAR, Yeah you're ranking now,
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: if you're ranking, I would, but NBA's got to be
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: up there too. I'm just going off of my experience.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: You don't know JP. I mean, you guys are sweet.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: This is why we took his mic. Yeah, weed is
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: just like, uh, the kid's term for gay.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Oh really, It's like yeah, it's kind of like trendy.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Right, man, imagine when the word sweet gets canceled. Yeah,
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: they're coming for you. The fact will be done.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah. No, the black culture came up with sweet. So
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: I was kind of this man's kind of sweet. Yeah,
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: it means he's gay exactly. Yeah, I probably explained. Yeah, yeah,
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: this is the most homophobic sports This is an article. Yeah,
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: where they're trying to pinpoint where it's from.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: We thought this was the original idea. We could just
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: go out, Yeah, I can go off of mine. Yeah,
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: and so I legit.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: When that all happened, I had teammates reaching out to
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: other teammates asking if it was true, and then only
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: like my close teammate friends would next me like hey, bro,
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: what's going on here?
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like seriously bring you absolutely well. You have like
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: a your trouble and kind of my trouble. I guess
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: is like you have like a joke and but also
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: a serious business like you legitimately play. Yeah, that part's real. Yeah,
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: that's I I actually step on the field.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, some of this other stuff is a little bit. Yeah,
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: it's a it's a I guess a fugazi.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Right, So you don't know where, like you don't know
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: where the line is about what this part's a joke.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: But then like once you get off, like you're you
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: if you make it to the league, you have to
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: be a dog. Yeah, an absolute and dead serious. But
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: this side you have to be it's a joke, Starre. Yeah,
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: it's funny you say that because there is a line.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: And that's the thing I dislike the most about sports.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: It's like finding the line because people think, like, to
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: be good at your job, you only have to be
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: serious one hundred percent. And like people like with the podcast,
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: if you're like, oh, this guy, this guy needs to
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: just focus on ball, It's like, well, I'm not.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: I'm not playing Call of Duty. Some guys play Call
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: of Duty for seven hours a day. I just do
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: a podcast for an hour two hours a day.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: We have free we have some free time. Yeah, we
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: got some freaking a lot of my time. We got
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: a lot of boys in here too, got a lot
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: of boys they take care of it. Got a lot
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: of boys hanging out. What are you supposed to do
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: if you like a lot of or you allowed to
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: do in your free time? Can you hunt?
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Can you do anything that wouldn't involve if you getting hurt,
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: so they can't like surf or like uh, snowboard or
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: do anything really any other.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: On your Yeah, but you're talking about the lines like
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: uh with with your job, like where is your line?
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Well, we try to do so we would try to
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: do we make fun of everything, and we would try
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: to make if that if we let's say we were
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: making a joke about Kim Kardashian or and then somebody
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: my agent can't. I mean, this has never happened, but
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: my agent came to me before the show is like, Hey,
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: Kim Kardashian's coming to the shop, and if I would
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: remove that joke, that's the line. Like any joke I
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: would tell about anybody, I would do it to them.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we don't tell would you say, hey, Kim's
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: here and then going on him?
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: That's probably And I was like, and I was thinking
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: about not doing this joke because she was here, but
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: I was like, I'll go for it. Yeah, like we
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: make a joke about Obama or Trump? I was like,
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: Trump was here, he would think that was funny.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Who's a Who's a celebrity that you would have to
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: that would come to your show and like five minutes
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: before you go on, they'd be like, hey, so and
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: sociated and you'd be like.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Fuck, I love this. What would make you like more nervous?
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm trying to think of like we had
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: a we had a I mean we had a good
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: run of like Fauci jokes. Yeah, yea Fauci came to
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: your show, a little nerve wracking for you.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: That would be awesome to just get them up there
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: and be like, so tell us something like vaccine for real? Yeah,
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: what's what's going on here?
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Just between us mikes. The mike's off looks.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Like from a celebrity standpoy, do you think there's ever
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: because once you're in the world, like I mean, you're
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: definitely in the world, Like you are a well known comedian. Yeah,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: people know who are who falls comedy knows you. Yeah,
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: And so there gets to a point it's like when
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: do you stop looking at these other celebrities like celebrities
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: and start looking them as peers.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: As your buddies.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and so what I'm my my question is what
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: is that uprestaurant? We're like, hey, that's still a big
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: time celebrity to me.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Well, we wouldn't we wouldn't go.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: I would never do anything like look up to anyone
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: else that was also a comedian. So like if you're
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: in the green room and like I did a show
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: with like Dave Chappelle one time, I opened, but I
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: can't be like, bro, can we get a photo like that?
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: If somebody came in the locker room there was drafted
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: and asked for a photo, you'd be like, well that
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: has happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: But it is one of those things going to be peers.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: But yeah, there's one of those deals where you kind
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: of like look at it. You're like, damn, this is
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: kind of a wild situation. The yeah, yeah, this is
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: that out.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: There nine years skateboarding, that's what he's Yeah, I've had
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: these little dusters for a while, So a little flake
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: hanging out the toe. I had to get that real quick.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: You wouldn't look, bro, boy do a kickflip.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: But you you look at that, you kind of with
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle, I kind of hope there's an open like, hey,
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: let's get everybody. Le's get a photo of everyone real quick,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: and then you get as close as him.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: As possible, try to ease it in there.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: Let me get it right here.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Then I saw that guy kind of shim me into
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: the middle.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: If he I mean, yeah, I wouldn't if anybody that's also.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: But the funny thing about comics is like if you
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: saw if you saw Tom Hanks or Tom Cruise that
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: like like Kane Prime or something, you'd be like, yeah,
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: if you saw any comedian, you'd go over the house, yeah,
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: to have him up real quick, because the comic is
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: like you if it's if a comic is good, Like, dude,
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: Kevin Hart has not sniffed a commercial airline in ten years,
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: more than ten years. And you think he's by the way,
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: like Nate Nate PARKATSI, he lives here, he's one of our.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: He's like, dude, you'd have no idea how huge that
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: guy is. But it too to the audience and to
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: his like his like topics are like very every man,
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: and that's what's great about a comic. Major. Look, he's
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: like one of you making fun of up there corporations
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: or the president or whoever. But the comic is one
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: of you, very relatable, so you would never I mean, yeah,
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say THEO, but are we allowed to
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: say that or not?
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Can say his name.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: I don't want to say. I don't say his name.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Mike's got cut off. Yeah yeah, yeah, well THEO. THEO
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: is a very unique mind.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: And so when he started talking about me and Will
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: gets it gets into one of those deals where we're like,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: we're going to war knowing we're gonna lose this war.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how you're gonna get in a microphone against
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: theovonn and win?
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's gonna be tough, be tough.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: It just works at a different speed. Yeah, have you
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: ever met another man with his mind?
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Never? I tell everybody, I go, dude, if you I go, hey,
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: this guy is like on another that's like unlike anything
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: I've ever seen. And everybody just like let it, like,
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: just enjoy it for what it is.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is, but it's incredible.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Do you ever feel like like you're obviously a funny comedian,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: but do you ever feel like a level of jealousy
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: to other comedians the way their minds work?
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Everybody does? I think name a comedian that i'd
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: be jealous of. Let's see. I mean, well, you just.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: See the way their brain works, and you're like, damn, bro,
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: just has it like that this guy, well, uh, and
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: just said Andrew Schultz. He's a guy.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: He's the guy that he seems like he's getting on
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: top of the world. He's on top of the world.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and any other comic. By the way, I wouldn't
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: say jealous. I was jealous of their art, not jealous
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: of people know them.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I go yeah, more. The Rising Tide lifts all boats.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Everyone everybody else does good. It's good for everybody.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: If people love your podcast, let's go find more podcasts
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: for everybody.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: How do you when you make those relationships with those
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: types of guys? Is there a level of because, like
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: you say, Rising Tide Lifts all boats? Yeah, you're looking
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: at these other comedians. Everyone's got a podcast now. Everyone
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: does skits, everyone does shows, Like, is there a level
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: of sketches?
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you do sketches. My fault, your little skits, you
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: little ski Yeah yeah, my bad, my bad. Yeah, I've
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: seen a couple of those little skits. They're solid. Dude,
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: saw the football the football coach. One class. It's a class.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: That's what I do.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: Like at the like a family, like a family reunion
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: when I was like in middle school, like a skip yeah,
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: but you don't do you do sketches nothing but the
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: football one put that that. I bet that is made me.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Three million dollars.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: Really, yeah, that bit. I don't know that number like that.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know how to say like that,
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: but I'm trying to put an an estimate.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: On Yeah, someone was like getting that kind of attraction necessary.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: It wasn't unecessary, but I'm trying to the magnitude of
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: I mean a kid came up to me yesterday in
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: the airport. Dude, are either a football coach? I go
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: if they say that, I just go, yeah, you know,
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: not the game anymore?
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Game anymore?
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: They let me go for that. They let me go
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: for that.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: You when you're with these comedians, do you like in
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: the back of your mind, like how do I do
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: a sketch with this guy? Like you look at a
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Gillian Keeps for instance, those guys like, yeah, how do
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: you get in there with that?
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: Well that's every so everybody you want to write, I
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: like to write what's in my head, act with in
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: my head, and I like to get actors to play
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: my things. Yeah, so I don't We've I've partnered up
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: sometime with like Trevor Wallace, Trey Kennedy, some other local
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: comics to be in my videos. But I think we
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: we all look at each other as like it's like,
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: you know, Michael Jordan wanted to play against the best
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: and like a worthy adversary. We don't look at him.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: We're like, oh, I hope he gets canceled. Yeah, I
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: mean no, we don't.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that one name, that foot in your mind
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: went out real fast.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: We don't we you would hope that he Yeah, you
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: don't hope that you would hope.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: You're like you watch other people's stuff right there, bits
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: their angles, and you go, you go like, ah, man's
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: a great joke. Yeah, I got it makes you want
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: to go back and write and hone your stuff and
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: make it better. Not I I wish.
• 27:54
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  Speaker 1: With that being said, please enjoy the next part of
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  Speaker 1: this episode before we gets another app When you when
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  Speaker 1: you look at somebody else's writing writing jokes, like, how
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: do you not steal jokes? It's gotta be one of
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: the harder things to do, especially when you find somebody
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: that's similar to you, You're like, oh, I could rewire
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: this just a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: I have moved That's like, that's like the golden rule, right,
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  Speaker 2: fire it a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, so somebody came up and told me a
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  Speaker 3: joke like in the you should say X, Y and
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  Speaker 3: Z my like meet and greet or something to go.
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  Speaker 3: You should add this to that joke. And I did
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  Speaker 3: it the next night and it crushed. I was like like,
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: oh real, No, I didn't like it that they were
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: like off the street and they were like do this
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: and it worked. You Like, I don't like this is individual.
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  Speaker 3: This wasn't another comedian.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: You were doing like some meet and greet and some
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: dude comes up to you and goes a couple of
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: suggestions and did you.
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  Speaker 3: A napping That's not gonna work? And then I was like, wait,
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: well there might work, And then I wanted did it
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: take you?
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: After that conversation, we were like, fuck, that might actually
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: do something the next show? Well yeah, like that night,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: were you like laying there in bed and just be like,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: oh my god that it was.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: A matinee and we had ah. So I did it
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: the same day rush and I hated it. I hated
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: the person really. Yeah, I can ever reach out to
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: him and tell him, hey, thank you. No, yeah, forget that. No, no, no, no,
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: I think voted himself. Yes, that's a great joke. Like
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: I think you get. There's a little bit of like
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: if somebody everybody can everybody has like gender jokes, now, yeah, everybody,
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: but there's a certain angle if you do one, somebody
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: else's is better.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Like like let's say Jim.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Gaffigan has like the like hot pocket, he has the
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: greatest bit of all time about hot pockets. You're like,
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: you shouldn't do a hot pocket bit. We're like, well
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: you can. Yeah, you're gonna be embarrassed because his if
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: you have one better than his, go go ahead to
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: head with him.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: There's only one one way to find out, and that's
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: to do it.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: Go for it.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the gender thing too, that just seems like
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: it's like snl DU. They just take whatever's going on
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: in the world and they're right.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that. Yeah. And then and also but then
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: they add this element of not being funny.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: So they're doing great.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, some hitters here and there have actually
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: every people here and there that are good. You know
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: what I said, We talked about this on our petcast,
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: our podcast is the thing they do with the switching
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: jokes for each other when Michael check that is so funny. Okay,
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: that is funny, it is, I agree. But every SNEL
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: is very progressive, very you know, they don't make any jokes.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Can see what you're leaning. While we I spent this
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: podcast twenty three minutes in. I found out where you're saying,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: can we.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Get this American flag back here?
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: Why is it? Yeah? We have a handshake, yeah forty
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: five guy, but keep going, yeah, but keep going anyway.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: That's not like about that but just like just think
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: about it from the primaries and I'm just I don't
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: know I was gonna make up I don't know what
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: the primaries are or like the.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't think anybody knows. No one really
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: started following politics till us to sixteen.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: Now, who has that joke?
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Who has that joke about like we shouldn't like we
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: know too many of the people in politics. Yeah, like
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: we shouldn't in our day to day lives know who
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: Mitch McConnell is. By nature of that job, you shouldn't know.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know who. I don't know who said that,
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: but I know Shane, I know is a joke.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Thane does a bit about how like nobody watched their
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: primaries and then like yeah, he just he's like my
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: opponent's gay, and.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: It was like, oh you can do that, Yeah, he's
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: like he's he goes, Nope, I don't know. You can
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: just say that Blatcher just watched him. Just scale the
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: ratings to like the be all end on the one
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: well I was gonna say about SNL is that they're
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: very can't make any jokes about any any any of
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: those And they did this little like like like ornate
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: like switch with like, but like all the jokes are
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: they're wildly racist, wildly racist. You know the joke swap
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: yea where the black guy and the white guy switch jokes. Yes,
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: so I go, and these are all over TikTok. I go.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: So if a ten year old is like.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: Like a black people like gorillas or like black man
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: can't afford to like like feed his family land this plane,
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: what I'm saying is, I go, all these jokes are
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: wildly inappropriate, but you've just like kind of switched it
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: up on us. So you can now say a ten
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: year old kid didn't know any of these things, and
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: now he knows all of those jokes. I go, how
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: are we like it?
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: It's fine. I'm a comedian.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: I like jokes. I'm into jokes, but don't say like
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: it's like a ventriloquist. It's like, I'm not racist, the
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: puppet is because the puppet is like okay, but like
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: and you're like, come on, he's saying it.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: The guy his mouth's not moving though, No, like your
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: mouth's not moving. There's no way he said it fully veiled.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: Is this You're like, oh, he's like like Jeff Dunham
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: is like, Ahmed that remember that when you were we
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: were growing up, it was the terrorist and he was
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: like saying all this stuff.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: It was so out of pocket, dude, I can stand him.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Remember that.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: I thought that was so annoying with the puppets, I've
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: ever thought that was funny.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: And he was like this guy and he was going, oh,
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: come on, and we shouldn't say that.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: I'm like, he just said it.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: Like this guy rolled show.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: But that's the s n L thing to me.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: It goes.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: But I'm fine with all those jokes. I think they're hilarious.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: Just don't grandstand as SNL were like, like they canceled
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: Shane canceled Melissa Vius and you're like, get them off
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: the show because Shane, what do you have, like a
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: he had a racist tweet?
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah you want to read it out loud, Jack.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Or what he said? We love Shane with armor, right,
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: there was armor and there was a weak point. That's
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: what we can say about so this. Yeah, yeah, that's
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: what we can say about that. Which like, but we
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: never want to work for SNL. No, No, I mean
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: unless like Republicans got in charge. Then I was just kidding. No,
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: I don't mind I don't mind. I think everybody has.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: But when you say, like, I don't like you know,
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: it's when a pastor is like, we need to like
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: come out against like my like come out against gay marriage,
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: and then you find out he's like in a secret
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: like gay related Like dude, I guess don't Yeah yeah,
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: maybe that's yeah. Yeah, everybody's the SNL just sneaking under
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: the radar. No one's ever been like, hey, super quick.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: But by the way, yeah, what you guys should do
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: is you should just make a right wing SNL. Yeah.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you and a bunch of commedians. You just get together.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Fine, whatever channel was willing to take that leap
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: of faith. Right wing SNL. Yeah, right wing SNL, try
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: to give it a run. I think Matt TV was
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: so funny. Yeah wait what about uh? I always here
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: that like the like gut Feld and stuff like that.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: It's like it like beats the Tonight Show by like yeah,
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: that's gut feled. Gutfel is like Fox. It's like Fox
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: News like Late Night Show, the gut Fell look at
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: the look up the show. It's like a he goes,
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: what's gut felt? And that's wild because you live in Nashville. Yeah,
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: look up the late night late night TV show rate
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: that show. You ever seen that show? Never?
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Really, not once?
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: Look up the late night late night ratings, all the
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: late night that's he does like a panel show. It's like,
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: goes up against all the late night shows.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: When you were when you were starting this, this, this comedy,
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: were you ever like I want to be a movie
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: star or I want to have my own show. I
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: want to be a talk show host where you would
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: look at these radios.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: I could do this. God fail's number one, number one?
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: And what every late night late night TV. Yes, he
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: beats SNL he beat No, he beats uh, look at
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: the writings right there. He beats Colbert two more than
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: four million total viewers. And what is it is this
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: that's higher than the Late Show with COVID, higher than
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: the Tonight Show? And what does he do? It's like
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: a Chelsea Lately type show just sits around. It's like
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: a panel show. I just roast people and but it's conservative,
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: like that's what. Like, it's so funny that we're talking
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: about this. Yeah, it's a while. I never thought we
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: get on a thing like this. You're saying all the
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: words though I'm kind of just you. You're the one.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: You're the one doing it. I'm down to have this
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: conversation as long as I can stay in the same going.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: To clip this and use it against you. We're you're
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: saying no, no, don't be irloquist to me all of
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: a sudden, it's my mouth not moving. But like Taylor said, this,
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: Jeff done of me. You chucked out on me. I
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: put on media.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: He's not saying it.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: The puppet is like in the when I lived in
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: LA when like that Hillary Trump election was happening, and
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: like couldn't find a soult you couldn't find a Trump flag.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: You couldn't find a Trump nothing.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: It was on in the basement of their house. Yeah,
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: but everyone.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: It's the same with like it's same with like Adam Carolla,
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: he has a podcast huge, Like all the biggest podcasts
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: are like this isn't I'm not even he was speaking facts.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: I'm just thinking fact. You're just speaking fast.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: And Shapiro I just one like all those guys like
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Matt Watsh is the biggest, but you can't find anybody around.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: It's like I love it.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like Adam Carolla, he's like speaking just the most
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: truth out and no one listens. But the podcast is
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: number one. Yeah, you go, what's going on? Right? Everybody
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: has to be like the secret I was gonna say,
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: like the underground railroad, but that's probably not a good
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: analogy now, especially where we've been going in this whole podcast.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: You're trying to take this down. If underground rail robust
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: the boys kids.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: When I say any of this, bro, I said, we
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: know of this underground railroad.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: That's a tough yeah, but keep going, dude, not fucking
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: going on.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: I'm loving this.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: It's not standing just its like nobody can.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: Nobody can. It's like, uh would to be like, I
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: mean not anymore because they've kind of like somehow even
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: come back around themselves. But like six seven years ago Nickelback, Yeah,
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: I mean that's not it's a hack.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Joke now, but like Nickelback's the worst band ever.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: Hem you know where they play when they come to town,
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Nissan Stadium. Right, who's going, right, everybody? We have Nickelback fans.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: The Nickelback came on this podcast.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: I literally told them when I was like thirteen, fourteen
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: years old, all my classrooms Nickelbacks sucks.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: They're the worst. I'd be like, hell, yeah they do.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: I didn't know, yeah at all, I knew like for
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: you other songs like hell, they were all awesome songs. Yeah,
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: but you know Nickelback's terrible sheep. Yeah it turned on
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: your Spotify there's the top five songs. Yeah, like there's
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: a lot of Nickelback in here. So what do you
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: think that is?
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Go ahead and don't dive into mainstream media and why
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: that's a that's not real?
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: Why? So? Yeah? Well why is gut Fell the biggest
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: and no one is having a hard time understanding Gutfeld?
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: It's so okay. It's like wing Tonight Show. Tonight Show,
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: yeah is it? Yeah, that's a good way. The talk
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: show on Fox News.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's on Fox News late nights.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: More like entertainment drill than actually talk to the hardcore
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: red folks though they say Fox News is liberal now too.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah they've even turned on it. Yeah all right,
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: so why why like we make it? We have these
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: jokes at are show. I go, everyone is like in
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: real life, like such a good person, but inside like yeah,
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: I say, my whole show is just the.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: Group text with your buddies out loud. I love that's all.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: That's a great analogy. Yes, and we're like, John, do
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: you care about children? Yes, of course. Would you like
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: to donate a dollar to help children? No, no chance.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: Would you like to write your meal is seven dollars
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: and ninety eight cents? Would you like to round up children? Nah?
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: Good on that. No way, but is bad inside.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: But you find the way and you're in your Yeah,
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: just absolutely move on from that. You find a way
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: to be a tailed person. Next question.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: At the end of this year, I'm going to invite
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: people to get saved. At the end, it all happens.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: It's everyone.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: They're bad. You have people in a blender talking like that.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: Dang dude, this guy got a.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Psychology that you have on people is crazy.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: But you look at you watch your you watch your
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: stand up, and it seems like I mean you do
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: like I would let my kids sit down and watch
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: it and enjoy it, and it's like funny.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: But it's like good, you got in doctrinate early.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but we're not talking about like you know, Bill
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Burr or Gillis or you know these guys that are
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: coming out there with the.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: Well, everybody, like everybody, everybody needs to be themselves. So
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: like if you got a com I grew up like
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: I just wasn't allowed to swear in my house. That
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: was a preacher. We lived in the South. We were homeschooled,
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: so like I called my brother a butt head one
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: time and I got my mouth washed out. Was so good.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you should do that too for your kids.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: I do. Yeah. Well, so so that's just how I
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: grew up. And that's like kind of the world you
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: I see the world. And so we need we need
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: all all the comedians to like you take it from
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: that way, I'll take it from this way stupor like
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: Andrew Dice Clays like yeah, like all those guys that
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: came before us that are very dirty, and then like
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: some people are. We need everybody and everybody's like comic
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: comic comedy is very subjective, where like you could be
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: like this hilarious. You show your wife. She's like, I
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: don't think it's funny. You're like, how it's very You
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: can't you can't say another comedian is not funny. It's
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: not funny to you. Yeah, that's it. Like football is objective.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: That guy's good, that guy's not. Everybody there's a there's
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: levels of grays. In some areas there is there is
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: a black and white he's good or he's not. And
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: then once you get to the he's good parts, like
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: how good are we talking? Yeah? Is he great? Yeah?
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: I guess there's ticket sales and I guess followers maybe,
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: But I wouldn't even say that because some guys came up,
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: came around before, like Zany's is like, you know, it's
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: a very unique time of comedy because they're open every day,
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: every day of the week. It's sold out one day Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: You got these like niche niche like podcasters and likes
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: not a good.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Word, No, you're good. Yeah, you got close to being
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: a bad word.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: Wow. All right, I'm done.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: I'm done.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: I'm done. I'm done with that. Yeah it was the puppet,
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: it was yeah, uh yeah yeah.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: These niches, it's Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, thursdays sold out.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: These niches like podcasts and like comics that are like
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: huge internet followings and like the lines wrapped around the building.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't know who they are.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: Then you got these like killers on the weekend, not
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: the weekends, it's different now, but that you you got
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: these guys that came up in the game but don't
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: have social media presence and are just killers and can't
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: fill the place.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Why do you think that it is just because social
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: media plays such a big role.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: But there's they're great comics, and sometimes you get a
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: comic in there that is that has a huge following
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: but is not good at comedy.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: The then that hurts comedy.
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: It goes.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: I went to say he's one time, and it was
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: this guy that he didn't know what.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: He was doing.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: I mean, some guys that can fill it up, will
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: do like a Q and a yeah.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: But is there a time and a place for that though,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: like doing crowd work and working on stuff yeah?
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Like we had a Steve Burn on here and he
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: says he goes on legend, He'll just go and play
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: do twenty five minutes and just.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: Do just crowd crowd work, yeah the whole time. Yeah,
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: he's one of the if you've ever seen Steve burn
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: do it when he's when it's going, yeah, nothing better.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Would you say there's guys out there that came on
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: the scene real fast, but they're not good comics. If
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: it's bad for comedy, Yeah, what makes it bad for
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: comedy just because somebody saw their show once, They're like,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: comedy is not for me.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Okay, so doing a live stand up show is I've
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: been doing stand up for twelve years. I on became
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: popular like five years ago, so I had seven years
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: of that math, right, I had seven years of like
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: going on the weekends in the bars and like getting
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: honing the craft to make it a good show. Sometimes
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: guys pop off doing the skits. And then I had
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: no idea that was that kind of a word. I'm
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: so sorry for saying that. It's kind of like never again.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: Never again. It's like I'm not going to make another
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: joke because I feel like I'm kind of thin ice
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: here on this. No no, no, you're.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: This has been outstanding. I really I've really enjoyed this,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: especially because you don't like we never really like talked.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, and so twice but yeah and then
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: he gets pink eye yeah on his own on his
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: own accord, like this decided we warts into a microphone
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: on Saturday, has pink I'm onny only we only we
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: led him off the hook for that because he has
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: a kid. Otherwise, if you're a single dude, out there
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: with pink eye. That's tough.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: Well, you're doing some crazy stuff.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's tough to justify. I think that with the
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: kid thing, I think you can get it that way
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: you have kids. I don't have any kids.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: I had two kids. I've never had pink eye.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: But it's also Will is not here to defend himself.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: I'm not. This is what I was This is what
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: I was thinking on the way over, is like, like
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: we there's like a lot of like celebrity pastors and
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: stuff like that. Like a lot of pastors are becoming
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: like famous now, and like they don't like if they
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: are not preaching that Sunday morning, they won't like advertise
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: because they want because if if that pastor is not there,
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: nobody comes to church because they want to hear the personality.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: So like, do you does Will like does he want
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: this episode to do worse? So he good question? Or
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: does if he's like, dude, this episode was like double
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: in views. We're good with that, Like he doesn't you
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, Yeah, I don't know. Or does
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: he want it to be like marginally worse but still
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: charting does do well though he doesn't want it to
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: be like double I.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: Think regardless, this was gonna do well because you're you're
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: on this point.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: I was saying, out of pocket. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: I don't think uh.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: I mean I could sit here and pretend like Will
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: would care, but I don't think he would. Dude, he
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: seems yeah, he's yeah, he's doing We're all just trying to, yeah,
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: try to make ship in the right direction.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: So like if there's somebody like uh, like uh, Jimmy Fallons,
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: like out for two weeks and somebody hosts the Tonight
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: Show and they're like, dude, you you kind of hope
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: ratings are down. Yeah, you would in that situation if
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: you have any kind of ego, if it was an
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: individual if this was an individual sport, and I was
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: it was like, you know, just my podcast, and then
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: I had to get out and Will came in and
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: Will was not in the podcast anything like that.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: I just crushed it.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so funny. It was this, he's that, and
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: I should let him just have it, I guess, just
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: let him do it. Yeah, if you're not there, because
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: like we had we had used to go to a
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: church in la where the past it was like justin
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: Bieber's church and this the very very on the church
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: or on the church. No, he didn't he went to
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: the church. It was felt like, you know, the Kardashians
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: would come there and all the time. It was very cross point.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: But yeah, but like it's like cross point, but like
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: real celebrities go there. Yeah, it's a little different. Yeah, yeah,
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: that's just weird. It was just unnecessary, no need for that.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: You pulled a little bit of truth there, because nationals
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: like that come on. There's a lot of people out
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: here and there's somebody that they're not tough. It's a
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: tough look, it is. But at the same time, sometimes
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: you had to pretend like you're somebody until you become somebody.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, I guess. But like the biggest people in
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: this town are like the kindest people ever.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you see Brad Paisley, and who's the biggest in
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: this town? Right was here last night? It's probably Swift.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: Didn't live here.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: I don't think she lives.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: She does, she does. There was always rumors floating around
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: she lives wherever he lives, wherever she wants, he lives
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: she wants Yeah, like, well, no, probably Swift.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: I've never.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know if Bob would be a
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: good example politically, he's on the right page. Yeah, I
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: just joking, dude, I'm just jokeing. These are jokes, by
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: the way, Yeah, no, they're not. Dude. Before we got
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: on here, dude, he took his he took his MAGA
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: hat off.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: He's like, let's do this thing. Makes a lot of
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: it's all. I'm all connecting the dots now, Dude. I
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: had a big flag in his truck as he pulled up.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: To came out. Made a big change.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Everybody like, I want to stay on that. Who do
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: Who is the biggest person in Nashville?
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: You think? I think he's in Texas. I think Garth
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: Books is in Texas.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Also, Alex, if you want to speak at the microphone,
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: yeah you should know.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: Absolutely Garth might be it. But yeah, you're right. A
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: lot of people you meet.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: Earth Brooks that like TGI Fridays to be like what's up.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: There's no like the La la celebrity is different. These
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: people like if you saw Brad Payte, But they've all
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: come through. They've all come through Zanies, Keith Urban, Nicole
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: kimm and Brad Pays, Luke Bryan.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: They're all like, what's up dead? That's awesome, all of them?
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all of them.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: I love that. Is there a reason why you decided
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: to leave LA?
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: Wow? Does what we just talked about have anything to
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: do with you leaving La?
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: That in the politics?
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Wellising the celebrities so we would get like we
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: would get like booking requests to like and we started.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: I moved here because we started touring by bus.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: So like we have we have the whole southeast region. Yeah,
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: you go, you can go to night, you can do
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: like Nashville, Louisville, Lexington, Chattanooga, Augusta, Macon, Atlanta, Birmingham, Hunts
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: Like every ninety miles is like a new markets right there.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: That's a good brand.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: It's only like three that's like right here. Yeah, like
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: we did.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: We'll do nine ten cities in Florida just Jacksonville, Panama City,
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: Mobiles in Alabama. But we go like if you if
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: you go west of Kansas City, we have six markets total.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: You got La, Las Vegas, Phoenix, Salt Lake, Portland. Yeah,
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: we do good. We do well in Portland, Sacramento. That's it.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: So it's much better to be in this area.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just because they're like, this is a true fact
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: that you guys can look it up. If somebody told
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: me Nashville, Tennessee, is it's a ten hour drive that
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: seventy five percent of the population of America. Of America
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: because you can get all the way almost up to
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: like New York City, but you can get all the
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: way up to Ohio. That would be that you'd have
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: to get to New York City for that to make sense.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: Maybe it's New York City in La right, and then Chicago.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: You get to Chicago. You get to Chicago. You can
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: get all the way to Kansas City. Oh, you can't
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: get to Dallas, speaking all the way down and then
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: all the way over you're still busting you fly Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: it's out there.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: In the bus grind. Do you have a tour bus?
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: We got home this morning.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: Really? Yeah?
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: From where do we come from? Fort Myers?
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: Is that does that grind never gets here? You're like, man,
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: I wish I did something different. Oh uh no not.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: I love the doing it. Yeah, but I say it's
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: probably similar to football. You're like, yeah, yeah, the game's
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: awesome obviously, but like, come when do you have to
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: decide if you're gonna do it again? What month?
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Play football game?
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I can. I can take as long as I want.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: No like what like I like?
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: JJ Reddick would always talk about that.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: He goes, it's awesome to like, but I'm I gotta
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: get my boy, like, are you are we gonna do this? Oh?
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: When you can go play against season?
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: Like? It all depends. The season ends in June? Who
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: who season? If you're in the finals, the NBA finals.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, yeah you said football and he said,
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: we're gonna yeah, we're gonna have to go to school
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: here first.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: Okay, season ends a middle beginning of February. Yeah, what
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: if you're on a let's say you're on a one
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: year if you all right, you look at your wife,
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: you look at your like, am I gonna are we
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: doing this again?
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah? And it depends on injury.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: March April, yeah, because April like April twentieth, Yeah, okay
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: is usually when OTA start.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: And that's the and when's the first game? End of
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: September beginning September September like eleventh is sho.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: So everybody loves the games. I love performing obviously, it's awesome.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: But you go, all right, and a lot of there's
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: a lot of country artists like in this town that
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: are not like making like money, money money, right, they
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: go to keep like another album another It's just if
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: you're not obsessed with it, it's you're done so creatively.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Like what kind of toll does that take on you
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: when you're writing new jokes? Because I'm sure, I'm sure
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: you were the funniest kid at the picnic growing up,
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Like you're always telling jokes and always had something when
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: you started, there's probably a nervous energy of just going
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: up there last fifteen minutes of the sermon and kind
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: of just having a good time.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: Got a heat and at what point?
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, at what point did he? It's serious for you
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: and you're like, I got to really right stuff.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: I mean it's the uh I think when when you
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: start producing specials, Yeah, so then you you've produced an
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: hour special when everyone comes to your show, like I
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: got a special coming out this month actually, and then.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: So hopefully the whole show is new.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: So if you watch the special buy tickets, that hour
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: has to be new from what you just saw on videos.
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: So anytime you release them on video, it's now cut
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: from the live show because they don't want to see.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: Comedy is different from music in that way you go
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: see music, play the hits. Yeah, all we've all heard that.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: We can sing a long one A comedy shows like
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: if I hear any joke, I've already heard before. The
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: element of surprises all we have. That's why comics are
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: big on like not eleven the cell phones and stuff
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, does that A is that like a worldwide
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: thing with the with the cell phones where it costs
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: a lot of money to do that put it in
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: the Yeah, like Bill Bird, Bill Bird and Fenway Park
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: with the I go.
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: I mean it was like two hours before everyone was
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: seated because everyone has to put their cell phone in
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: a They give you this magnetic pouch and they click
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: it clothes so you can still like so that nobody
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: wants there, But who's going to watch this a grainy
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: cell phone video from a screen in the middle of
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: the Fenway Park?
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: You know sometimes you do that. I've watched a bootleg film,
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: have you?
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, absolutely, people getting up and walking uh the
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: middle of the film. Like yeah, Well, the problem comedy
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: now is like all the all TikTok is is just
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: crowd work.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: Something going bad.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right, yeah, somebody yelling out something out of pocket,
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: and then it's like, oh, like a prepared, like planned
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: bit of social commentary is like what what loser got?
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: Like prepared? It's not. But you just go out there,
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: like where do you live and you're like, oh, it's
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: like is this your wife?
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: No, it's my sister ah.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: Or whatever you yeah, whatever that is? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: but there's a lot of that. Yeah, a lot of that.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: Well that's the easiest cause people don't understand comics don't
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: want to burn material, so you don't want to put it. Oh,
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: so you have to have something holstered at all time.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: You don't want to post it because if you posted,
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: they go that's layers. They come to the show, they
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: don't want to see that. So if you have a
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: iconic bit, you're hoping that doesn't make it to the internet.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but isn't there guys like uh, I always a
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: big Dane Cook guy, which I feel like every time
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: I talk to a comedian and they're like, oh, Dan Cook, No.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: Dane Cook done has done a lot for comedy.
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so you're a pro Dane Cook guy. Well yeah,
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: I wasn't. But then I found out a voted Republican.
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: So I was like, you know, I just kidd no more.
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: That's the last one. That's the last one. But he
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: would he'd had the co he had like the kool
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: Aid guy joke, and then like his next special would
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: come out and he'd be like say something the cool
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: a guy everyone lose. Yeah, do like at you do,
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: like if it's iconic like that. I mean like Brian
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: Reagan used to do like a like an Encore and
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: then he'd go yell out old bits. Yeah. I mean
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: you can kind of do it that right if you
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: have like transcendent ones, but you don't really want to.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: I mean if you do in a bit like too
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: long and people start like, you can tell a joke
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: has like diminishing returns if you're like obviously a lot
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: of things are timely. So if you're talking about any
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: COVID jokes now or like what are we doing?
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: What are you doing? Move on what he's doing?
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, a lot of them are done like in
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: a way that it's like about the side effects two
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: years later. If what you're talking about, I saw this
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: guy were driving his car and he was wearing a mask.
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: What's that like, dude, yeah doing Yeah, that's been but
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: that bit crushed.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: That horse is dead.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: But that horse was running so hard for you first,
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: so you're like, I'm gonna just I'm gonna keep betting
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: on this horse.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, keep going till it the wheels just absolutely fall off.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: That's like, that's like probably a lot of athletes are
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: probably similar, like, dude, this was the move. I don't
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: know this for so long, and you're like, dude, you
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: gotta yeah.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: There was like uh for my position, it'd be like
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: being a pitcher, like you gotta sit there, you have
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: your fastball of how you handle a pass, and then
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: you kind of play the game.
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: I had like three four moves. I just consistent. Yeah, yeah,
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: going that type of thing. I'm a big Braves fan.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: And he came out of the bullpen. He's like, I'm
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: gonna start. That's a different that's a different energy for
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: pitching six and I have seven innings, Like I'm gonna
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: just come through some heat out of the and close
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: this game or rip them. Yeah, or Kobe switched his
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: game up when he got older. A lot of people
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: have adjusted there.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to sometimes. I mean by the time
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: catchers up with all of us.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: Well, so like a lot of so dang Cook, so
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: you go when he was me and Nate Parganzi had
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: this covert here right now, My god, I'm just rocked
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: his hoodie.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: I know, I was looking at you. I can't imagine
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: what he's going through right now.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: I could.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: That's not is that my part of it? We can't
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: got me to open it up for you.
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Is it hot?
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: That's right, that's raint, but that's not part of this podcast.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: What a horrible time they interrupt you.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm good with that. It's just lead paint.
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: We'll be all right. As Jack's joke that, yeah, well
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: all right, so dank Cook if he goes, hey, dude,
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: I was like when I was like when he was
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: doing arenas. You're making all these jokes about like, you know,
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: drinking or I don't know what he's talking about drinking
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: or hooking up with girls in college and all these stuff.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: But you got to understand, well, those people now have
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: have mortgages and kids in school, and like they have,
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: they are so you have to go with them, right
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: and you guys for the pod, you're different the stuff
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: you were talking about at the beginning. Now you have
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: kids and families, and it's it's because your fan base
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: is developing too.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're changing, so you should change with them.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: So it's not like if you're doing that.
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: No, it's just like freaking the boys and we're at
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: Whiskey Road, like, dude, you got a family, bro, Yeah
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: that you should also.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: Develop probably think about being a little more growing up then.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: Boys. So we gotta yeah, we should stop. Very good,
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: we should stop doing what he just said. They're good. Yeah,
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: it was some straight person here, all right, Well we
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: gotta at some point, we gotta stop.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: It didn't cook gun on stage right now and he
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: was sitting there at forty nine to fifty. However old
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: you like he started being talking about bitches. Yeah, dang,
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Like what do we do? Did someone pulls them over
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: the side? Like whispers in his ear. He's like, hey,
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: it's gotta be tough, dude, if you because the thing
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: that always work for you is now it's outdated. And
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: you go, what, yeah, but you But that's everybody.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: I guess like a lot of like and I love
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: I'm probably one of the biggest fans like Brad Paisley,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: he's like you brought him up a lot. Have I?
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah I love Bradley? Yeah have I already? Oh yeah, okay.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: He sings this song like uh like like olcohol. It's
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: like really like jingly like country. And when you were
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: when we were like when country was like not, you
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: were like, this is incredible, Like, uh.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: What's that song? I'm still a guy like I'm gonna
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: miss her.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna miss is that brad Paisley like those you
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: know the girls gonna leave them? And now you look
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: at like like what Morgan is doing and what Ernest
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: and Hardy and jelly roll and it's like country. It
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: the genre has changed, so guys are talking about like
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: real things and like you you feel like you know
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: them and addiction and struggles it and you're like, dude,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: this is like I feel like I'm at church right right,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: And it's like what happened to you?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: Like because the whole thing changed. Comedy is the same.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like bank in like the nineties, like, well
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: that isn't right, that's that we don't you listen.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: To old comedy. You're like, this isn't as funny as
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: I Like.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: What's the guy that had to can arrow through as
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: a Steve Harvey. No, no, Steve Martin, Steve Steve Harvey.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: That'd be a wild bit. Martin. He was like doing arenas,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: he was doing stadiums with these like hokey like bit
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: and you're like, well, that's what comedy was, and so
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: the whole, the whole, all art is always developing.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: When when it comes to comedy, like are you trying
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: to always look towards the future and see like how
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: things are going to change? You kind of just stay
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: with what you know and you see because you do
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: a lot of observations. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: Is funny, and this is why it's funny from day
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: about Yeah, you talk about like you're like a joke
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: about like the guy Derek Stroup is the guy that
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: comes down the road with me and he's he's been
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: doing this joke for the last two weeks about about
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: bud Light. It's just been murder. Yeah, but that like
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: that's gonna be in like three months, it's gonna be over.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: I would I mean, I would say easier than that.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: I would say maybe a month. Right, So you go,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: but you have to talk about what everyone else also
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: is on their subconscious if you mentioned something that everybody
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: doesn't know about, like if you go, dude, the A
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: lot of comics get in trouble a lot with with
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: TV shows, Like if you're a Game of Thrones guy,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: you think everybody is a Game of Thrones person because
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: you're in it. And then you're like, dude, freaking I
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: don't know the show Caalise and everybody goes what you go,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: oh shoot, And that's a lot of the LA comics
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: they live in LA or the Austin comics and they're like, dude,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: this is killing. And then they go on the road
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: to Wichita and yeah, they go, we just make we
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: don't know what this is, right, Yeah, we don't have
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: no Wichita, no, no chance.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: The don't even have the.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: Internet barely, they barely got it out there. Yeah, but
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: having like a like I feel like religion, I mean
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: your hold that stand up in Birmingham like that you
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: can you can sit on that for a while. Yeah, well,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: I mean like that's been written, that's been around for
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: a while. The religion has been around, it's been around
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: for a minute. That let's see, now everybody knows what,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: let's say of like Christianity, everybody in here. Does everybody
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: know who David and Goliath is? Yes, obviously. Does everybody
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: know what knows arc is? Yes? Yes? And these are
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: religious or not. I have no idea, but we just
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: know it because I don't know how. Yeah, we just
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: how do you know about that?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: Just grow up and people tell you, yeah, yeah, you
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: go to what like everybody at some point has been
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: to church write at some point, and you know what
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: else do you know about it?
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: Uh? They meet on Sunday. Uh, you gotta pay, you
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: gotta they gotta pay money. Uh yeah, allegedly depends. Uh
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: there's a preach like the but I don't talk about
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: anything that's too Like I have this joke about Uh
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: this is like the most in depth Bible joke, and
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: you guys will probably all get it. I go. Everybody's
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: naming their kids after Bible character, Like my name is John,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: named after John the Baptist. Me and I go, I
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: don't like, I go this guy baptized Christ like I
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: used to cup on it Wendy's yesterday.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I'm not right, And I go.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: My nephews named Ezekiel, and he's like Ezekiel was a
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: warrior like in the like my nephew Ezekiel extreme peanut allergy.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: So if you don't know who that character is, you
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: get the joke. Yeah, you're like, okay, he's like the
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: But there's a level of an explanation too. I mean,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: but if if you said Ezekiel to me, I'd be like, yeah,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: that's Doe.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: Have no idea.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but like if you go to like a trying
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: to think, if you went to like a like earthquake.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: You know what earthquake is, right, like the national disaster.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: No, okay, earthquake is. It's a good that's the same thing,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: same thing as Gutfeld. This guy knows nothing is I
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: don't even know why I'm here, right, earthquake. You should
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: have just done this show by comedian Earthquake. He's a comedian.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: He's one of the greatest of all times. But Earthquake
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: is a a urban comic only black audiences, Like it's having.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: It's good for you the way your podcast has been
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: going to fling a black guy.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's my favorite comedian, really.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: Sprinkling American, like tell me, yeah, that's all right, Yeah,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: you get it.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, urban comic, yes, urban.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: So so if he he'll sell out a show everywhere.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: And this is like I would say, Dave Chappelle or
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: like Kevin Hart is like for everybody.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: Right, they've they they're not for.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: So you got gay comics, you got Jewish comics, you
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: got Muslim comics. That's urban comic, you got uh, there's
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: comics that are like they're they're in their sixties and
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: they're they're just for If you went to his show,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: there would be things like my show, they were like
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: I kind of get it. But if you were in
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: that culture, like if you were the core demographic, you'd
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: be like, this is the funniest thing.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: Right, And that kind of goes back to what you
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: were saying about how like it's not for like.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: Or if he would be like, oh you know, I'm
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: not gonna was gonna yeah first catch of the day.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, that's awesome.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah he goes they like he would do, and you go,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: I don't really know exactly, like the black community loves this,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: like just the little Einstein's you know what that is? No,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: you know that is you gotta start saying it that
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: I know dummer as this podcast that song is okay,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: what is it? Who's Mitch okay, Little Einstein I went to.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: I went to this the like it was like a
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: like you know, it was called the I went to
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: to like it was in my neighborhood.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: It was called the Universe Soul Circus.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: S O U L. It's like the Black Circus. I
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: don't that's okay to say. I mean, yeah, it's called
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: the Universe Soul Circus. Brother, you this is you're saying
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: the words okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's going that's
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: what it's. It's like, it's like and they came out
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: to Little Einstein's and the yeah and and the whole
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: yes and the whole everybody in there. I was the
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: only white guy in there. Everybody was going nuts like
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: that was their theme song. And I was like, I don't.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: I wasn't a part of this, right, It wasn't a
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: part of this. I don't know what the song was.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: And everybody's like, right, So everybody has their like all
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: the songs that I sang at the top of my special.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: If you're like in it, you're like, I can't believe
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: he knows us. And that's all. That's all great comedy.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, get in the audience too, of your people now,
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: if you're if you your people, everybody has their own. Yeah,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: just just turned into a bottom nitpick every little thing.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: My kid on that would be on that. Yeah, already
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: been canceled.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: Black culture is really the best culture when it comes
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: because the laughs are harder.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: It's it's more theatrical.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: If a black guy. You ever had a black guy
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: like in the airport, like compliment your shoes.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: No, you see what I wear? You know, black guy?
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: Comm I've had dude, Yeah, yeah, but I feel like
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: I wear those because one I've had him for so long.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: But also I think it's funny. You know you all
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: your teammates are black, most of them. Yeah, they think
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: you're cool.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: Mhm.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: Situation depending.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: The best complement you can get from a guy is uh,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: it is just hey man lawan, like you're you're pretty
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: cool for a white guy's name.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: Last Yeah, you hit the lawn with it, and you're like,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: yeah cool for a.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: White with us. Yeah you made it. Yeah made Yeah
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: the Black comedy I did. Uh you know Bill Bellamy? Yes,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: remember that? Like Bill Bellamy was like, yeah, I played
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: with the Russell Bellamy one time. Yeah, there you go.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: Maybe I don't think they're related. Oh, that's you can't
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: say that, I don't think because they're yeah, I'm just kidding. Uh.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: He was. I was like coming up in comedy. He
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: was coming to my local comedy club, and I don't
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: know what. I was like, very young, hungry, like I
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: was like, I want to go. I was like, hey,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: can I do like a guest guest set in front
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: of you, which is pretty common, and he goes, you
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: can do five minutes on my show. It's all black, okay.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: So I'm like, and I have never I've never I
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: have no idea what I'm doing. Yeah, So I and
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: I thought it would be funny if I dressed like
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: I dressed like in like khakis and like a button
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: up like I thought, new Balance shoes like that more, Yeah,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: to try to be more. And I and I was like,
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: I was kind of gonna and I was really really nervous.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: There's three hundred people sold out and everybody's there for
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: Bill Bellamy, and I go, there go. Our next comic
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: is a local comic, John Chris, and I woke up
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: there and I was like, uh, yeah, this isn't really
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: my demographic either. He started dying and then I go,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: I go, I'm only I'm gonna be up here. I've
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: been doing like five minutes because I got to get
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: back to being a waiter at the Toby Keith Bar.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: It was across the street and they were dying and
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: I was like yeah, and I was like and I
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: did my whole set and it was great.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: Everybody liked it. And then I got confident.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: And I know, I know, and then the next show
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: they were like we loved it, like, come do the
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: the nine thirty show.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I literally.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: Walked out like ha and they were like, no, dude,
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: this guy out, this is a killer. Didn't need the
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: I was like, dude, I'm like, black people love me.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: They're like, no, we don't.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, get the fuck out of here.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: And the first groups like that guy's pretty funny, and
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: I was like you get him out of here.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: I was like immediately like what yeah, and they were
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: like bye damn. But like, imagine there's a lot of
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: black guys at your show.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: Mmmm. They gotta yeah, which is which, Yeah, it's on
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: the market, yeah, but they do it. Is a black
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: crowd will take you to higher heights. Ever elaborate on that, ever,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: like if if a black crowd loves you they're standing
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: up there, they running out of the room like just
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: way more energy and that. Everybody will say that this
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: is all facts, this is all fat, this is all fat,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: They're all fact. Yeah.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would watch like Kat Williams.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: Oh he would tell jokes and people be like falling
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: in the aisles and ship like that.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: That's the cant Yeah, you see that energy. I mean
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: if you're watching it on old like YouTube, it comes
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: through that. Yeah, this is you like and you don't
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: even know what the joke is. My favorite comedian is
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: Kat Williams. Is it?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: That's why I started comedy. The Pimp Chronicles.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: I saw it when I was in Arizona at a
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: house party a state in the Union. Somebody was watching
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: and I go, what is this? And my dad was
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: a preacher and I was like, this man is captivating
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: this audience like I've never seen my entire life, And
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: I go, I want to do that.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: Have you ever felt a situation like that before?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah? You've like, man, I really just fucking took these
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: people to Oh yeah, guess they got to be the
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: best thing in the world making people laugh. Nothing better. Man.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: It is the live show.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: I mean, we used to spend twenty two hours in
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: Hampton In and Louisville, Like this is brutal, but that
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, but that we wouldn't be
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: out here if if it wasn't for the live show
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: is just so just so intoxicating. I can't imagine. Don't
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: believe we do.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: We do like a small live show. We did a
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: little spring tour.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and even if you get like a giggle, it
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: feels good, you can go. Well, I started, I started,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: like Jerry Seinfeld has told this story about what's your
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: what's your vibe on Jerry Seinfeld? I like Jerry Seinfeld?
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: You do because I've only heard negative things about him
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: as a person and I never met him. I never
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: met him. I love I love I love the show. Really,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: I love the show. And I think of what he's
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: done for comedies. It helped a lot of people, paved
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: a lot of roads for a lot of people to
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: come behind him. And he's the guy that's meticulous about
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: writing and working.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: Do you say, uh, go and finish your thought about
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: Jerry And I'll try to remember this question, but.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jerry, Well, he said when he was on his
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: he told the story famously he was on a stoop
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: in his backyard with him and his buddy when he
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: was like six, and they were eating milk and cookies.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: It's his story, not mine, reading milk and cookies, and
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: Jerry said something so funny that the kid spit his
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: milk and cookies out on and he's like, I want
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: to do this. The rest of my life really was
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: so and it wasn't like now the shows are four
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: and five and six thousand people, but when when it
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: was during COVID and there was like sixty, it was
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: it was just as you know what I'm saying, it's
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: not it's just people to laugh in them laugh. It's
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: like still like you live for it's the same. Yeah,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: you hope there's more people and you're making more money,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: but that just makes it more complicated. This is like what.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: About it makes it more complicated. There's just more things
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: that goes on.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there's a managers and there's a lot of
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: stress about like ticket sales and like there's a lot
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: of a lot of people to pay, a lot of
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: people to pay, and a lot of people that are
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: It's tough looking at a top number and then seeing
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: after everything happened.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bottom like, oh we're killing it.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: You're like, oh, yeah, now we're doing it.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's but it's there's a lot of you just
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: started because Jerry Seinfeld, I feel like you just wanted
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: to make your buddy laugh and then it turned it
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: into your agent was like, well you should, I mean
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: we we had a meeting about like taxes or something like.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: This is not why.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. A lot of comics burn it all down and
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: they can't.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: A lot of people have pots, but you have to
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: have this back end knowledge of advertisers and you got
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: to pay these people, and you got hr and you
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: got to figure the other side out. Creative has to
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: kind of figure the other side out manageably enough.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: Well place people.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just more overhead.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: But just top. Yeah, it's just hard. It's impossible to
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: be an artist because now you have to do the
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: other stuff.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you become more well rounded, it makes
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: life a whole lot easier, way easier, and you don't
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: have to stress about what you don't know.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah you know, yeah, yeah, but at the beginning you
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: did everything. You bought the mics. I'm sure at the
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: beginning I bought Will bought the mics. I bought the bus.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: I bought the bus boys and paid for like all
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: this little soundproofing thing that hardly works.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: We always get complaints about our audio.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, people are like, hey, but now we got somebody
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: else to do that.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, boys in the back, I got you know what,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: I never noticed, right, I never noticed. I didn't know
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: the thing about the teeth until I see you up close. Yeah,
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: they're nice.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: What do you think they're nice and nice? I noticed
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: that outside when I saw you.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: I appreciate that. Yeah, it's like a loaded I'll let
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: them give you a heat about No, no, no nice. Listen.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: I look at the mirror every morning. Smile, turn off
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: the lights. I can still see my teeth. It's a
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: great got.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: To well the teeth. That'll be the one thing if
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: you want to take. If you want to go ten
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: years younger as a guy, I'd go teeth first.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: If I'm gonna go ten years younger, you're gonna depending on.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: The issue you go hair, hair, Yeah, if you if
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: you start to bald or anything like that, hair first
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: the first thing you fix, Yeah, but then teeth next.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: But now it's not a really no like like jaw line,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: you go fix a jaw line. You got a little
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: bit of a dude, I can't do that.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: I'll do a little something like I've done botox before.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: Stuff my wife.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 3: You go with it. Yeah you get a little tan,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: and oh yeah, will your top get a little top?
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: But doing a little that ain't it. That ain't it
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: for me. I'd rather just look like imb the rest
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: of my life and I have to do something like that. Well,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: you know, like people are very like like Portnoy just says, like, dude,
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: I did my hair.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like that's like the way to do it.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: Like it's like less skeletons in the closet twenty three,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: Like we people do stuff.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: You've seen brianer Lecker exactly. Yeah, he went from being
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: the shiniest head, look like mister clean. Yeah, and now
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: he's just got little tiny little guys up there, and.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: Good for him.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: For him, just gonna get done. Who's gonna be like
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: like nobody?
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And if you come out in front of it, right,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: that's it's all about eight miling yourself.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: Like if you insult yourself enough, yeah, we'll just kind of.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: Leave you alone.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: You can keep that if you want. You should use that.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah eight mile yourself. You're like, yeah, I do
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: use it. I want to do live in a trailer
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: with my mom. Yeah. Oh we got nothing. Yeah, you
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: got nothing else to say. Oh he's got nice teeth,
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: that's what you gotta say. Yeah, you have really nice
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: straight teeth. That had for that, I'll take it. Yeah,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: works really hard to get these teeth. Thank you. You
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: were you were trying to sneak out of like a
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: like the paparazzi sees you coming out of the hair
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: clinic and you're trying to try to hide it. Yeah.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: Then they're kind of you know, one of those guys
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: in the airplane from Turkey with that that half cul
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: de sact. You've seen those videos, No, there's videos apparently
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: guys will just go to Turkey. Yeah, and they'll have
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: like a bandages over their head and will have like
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: just ye cold stat because it's like way cheaper there
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: and way more.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: Effective Jackie oh Turkey. Oh yeah, yeah, those aren't hats
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: they're wearing. Oh really, that's that's a bald guy just
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: doing his thing.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: You got to get in front of it, brother, Yeah,
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: you gotta get in front of it.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: Wait, what's too much what's too much for your Like
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: there's really nothing you.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: Can do well, I mean in terms of appearance. Yeah,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: I mean, so have another opportunity here. I think, what's
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 3: too much to you leaving the door open? Yeah? I
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: think you can do anything with your hair, You can
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: do anything with your teeth. I mean, but you don't
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: want to go like like there's always the the like
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 3: if you see something that are they doing it like
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: ironically more seriously, Like if you go down to outside
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: of Huntsville, Alabama, when we got a lot of fans
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: down there, the guy comes with a mullet or he
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 3: he goes, oh, that's that's a sincere mullet. There's like
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: THEO or Morgan like that or like Earnest like that's
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: like a it's an ironic mullet. Yeah. Like crocs they're
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: playing into it. Yeah, crocs. You were like, oh, are
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 3: you like seriously wearing crocs or are you wearing crocs?
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: Because like L like L O L these are nerdy. Yeah,
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: I'm doing it ironically. You're like, what side are they on? Right? Yeah?
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: So I think of it if you But hair's okay,
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 3: Hair's okay, all right? Yeah, I think you're good saved it.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: Boys saved it. Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: If you see this little Mississippi waterfly going on that head,
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: notice meately takes his hat off. Yeah, well you were
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: talking abou mullets. I want to make sure you knew
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: who you were talking to. You know, I knew putting
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: them out? What are you doing it ironically?
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: I guess.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, it's like, am I got a mullet?
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: It's tough for me to like, yeah, town, But also
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: I kind of it was like I was at an
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: online trip with the boys in Vegas and I won
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: line trip and so and Will was getting uh when
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: I go up there and I was you know, a
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: couple of drinks and I was like, you know, how
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: keep it at all twenty twenty three?
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, at least got Yeah, but you can. Here's what
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: you can't do. Okay, if you were like a cargo
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: shorts or something like, you can't be like right, yeah,
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: you just got to rocket because that's you. Now you've
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: got to commit the whole ensemble. You can't be like
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: if if you go out and no one notices the
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: thing and makes it, it doesn't You've got to commit, right.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: You were like, oh, like it's the co costum mullet, like,
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: look at me. No, it can't.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: It's never funny too when you point out what you're doing,
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: you just has to be.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: It has to be seen. Yeah, I had a bowl cut. Yeah,
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 3: I had a strong boat. I did John Chris bowl cut.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: Now it was, uh, my family's like, amish, do you
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: spend a lot? No?
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: No, not the family's alms. Yeah, there it is right there.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: Look at that.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: That's me last year.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: That's not you. Yes, it is, dude, it's me.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: Then look at that with that John Chris Facebook video there,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: go back, go back. What Yeah, that one right there
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: on the on the on the left, it's a video
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: down one.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: That one too, Yeah, that right one, that's the video.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: That's me.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: That's not You're not doing that on accident, on purpose.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: That's that's serious. Look at that, dude, that's not you
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: is No, it's not. It's a legendary cut. Bro Yould
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: like to grow from the Incredibles. That's what everybody said.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: That's what everybody said. But during during like the end
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: of quarantine, because my I was like, well let me
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: just cut one like that, because my hair will go
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: my hair would go like that.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: That's an Amish. My extended family is Amish. I don't
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: believe you. What do you mean.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's well that's kind of appropriation, I guess, but
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 3: it's my people.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: But if it's if it's your extended family, that's not appropriation.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 3: You're part Amish. We go down there for like for
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 3: all holidays and stuff. We spend it with the Amish. Yeah,
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: put the electronics off, build a house.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we raise a barn.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: Raise a barn. Have you really spent time with you?
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: Are you being hundred percent? Because I can definitely fall
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: into this trap.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, all right.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: So my great my great grandparents were acting living Amish. Yeah,
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: it's like.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: Talking about horse buggies, cart it. Yeah, the churning butter
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: all that.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: So my parents were what's called Mennonite.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 3: The Mennonite is like they're still they have electricity, but
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: they all that, like we're very like pacifist, don't believe
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: in war, don't believe in uh like modern medicine kind
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 3: of like everything's very like healthcare and I don't believe
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: in that. Yeah, it's and then my parents met at
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: Mennonite college and then they kind of not a banded.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: Men Inite College. Yeah, you could just go there and
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: get sick.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: There's what happened. I appreciate that. Yeah so you guys,
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: yeah yeah, so they met there and they kind of
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: then my dad started like a non denominational church. They broke,
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: but our family, our origin. You they went to mena
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: night church or school. Like this really isn't like us
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: and that. Yeah, so the men and I leave it,
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: it's not coming back. Oh that some people would say
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 3: we're border on bolt. Yeah, that's where my mind went too. Yeah.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: So if you so, if you're men and I, or
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: if you're Amish at eighteen, you go on what's called
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: rum Springer know what that is?
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: I think, yes I do.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: Let me, let me try to explain it because I
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: feel salvage whatever I've done the show.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: It's when you like go and like do regular people
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: stuff for a while and then you come back.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah is that fair to say? I don't want to
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: sound I don't want to sound insensitive, but that is.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: The people very offensive.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: But no, you're right, but they're not gonna watch, they're
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 3: not gonna see it. So it's fun of all good,
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: you know, Yeah, kind of like the most fair people
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: to make fun of. They like, like, they go do
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 3: it like heathen sinful, make the don't say regular people,
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: make them sound like the worst and make the Almond
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: Street sound good.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, so they go and do demonic shit and then
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: they come back.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, got it, dude, a couple of satanic rituals they ripped.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: That wasn't it.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, more was more like get an iPhone and like
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: get on tinder.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: But yeah, so so when you're anything goes during what's
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: it called drum springer spring. Look at the definition of
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: that R. You m spring. So I think that's how
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 3: you say, Yeah, found that out, Jack with an A
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: on the end. There's an a at the end that joke.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: But all right, no, I did it. Got there a
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: little late, but I figured that out. Yeah, no one's
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 3: gonna get that joke. But that's unbelievable. There it is, right,
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: a passage during adolescence. Yeah heayya sat down, dude, take
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: that down.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: How much teams sucking a cigarette?
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: Crazy show.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: There's a show called Letter Kenny and they do a
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: whole episode.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there you go. Yeah yeah, yeah. So basically
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: traditional activities like volleyball, swimming, ice skating, Oh, yeah, it loose.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: It loose ice skating, so pic nicks and hiking.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: What's up? That's let's go.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: So these these kids, how long do they go?
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 3: How long do they leave? On? Well, I shouldn't speak
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: on behalf of the community, but the Amish the there
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: once the internet kind of came, like you could like
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 3: they had a going for them when there was no
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: like you couldn't see what like other cities were like
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: yeah yeah, so that kind of like and then hit
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: it's to be fair. A lot of religion like once
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: the internet and you go like wait, what.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: Are they doing over there?
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 3: You're like, wait, what what are we doing? Right? Like
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: there's a lot of like if you watch those like
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 3: LDS documentaries, they were like they have to like control
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: the kind of information because then that's how you kind
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: of get loose. So there's a lot of we would
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 3: do we do shows and like Amish people come, you go,
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: how do they figure out about me? So they've left
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: at eighteen, you're kind of free to go and then
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: you traditionally you get a year or two.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, you had a long time.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: But now there's like Amish people that are like thirty
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 3: five and they just haven't like sided yet they returned,
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 3: but no, they haven't left because you have to either
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 3: decide at the end of it.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: So they're getting loose with the rules.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 3: It sounds really loose because you said in the beginning
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 3: you're like amish. When you leave, you're out cult. That's
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 3: your words, Okay, but if you yeah, so they're like,
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: we're gonna lose everybody, right if we don't loosen up
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: the and a lot of religion is like that too,
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 3: now like LDS or like, alright, we got to loosen
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: up on some of these rules, yeah, or else right,
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: it's not just a new guideline to get into heaven. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: that's what god new book comes out, like hey, oh hey,
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: a joke about that? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 3: It's like you're like, how does this homish guy have
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 3: a cell phone? And like he is driving like a
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 3: like a Chevy Tahoe, Like, well, he he hasn't made
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 3: his decision yet to join. Because once you join the church,
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 3: then you're in control of the bishop. The bishop can
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: say you can do this or can't do this. So
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 3: but they if they say, hey, you have one year
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: and after a year you have to decide. Everybody's gonna
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: We're gonna go. Everybody's gonna go.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: If you're eighteen years old and you leave it for
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: a year, do they have like get it at an allowance?
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: Or are you saving up shekels?
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: So what are we doing? That is?
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: Is that too much? Can I not say stuff? And
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: he's let us say that.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: No, they're not gonna see it.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: We wanted to what are you talking about? This is
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: where I feel safest.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 3: That's the bible I feel.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: I actually feel the safest.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: I have this entire podcast of all the things you
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: said you should have you guys should have seen heard
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: of some of the stuff we had to cut out.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll release that. We'll release as a bonus podcast.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: But for four hours, it's a No. They don't save
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: up shekels. They like like corn and vegetables and stuff
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 3: and then they go and sell it. No, yeah, well
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 3: you go. I mean you go to like if you
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: live in, you go to like if you live in
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 3: like we do. We sell a lot of shows and
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 3: like like we did ships Huanna Indiana. It's like a
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: look up ships you wanna Indiana. This guy's looking up
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 3: a lot of you got Jack working today. Yeahs you
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 3: wanna Indiana. We sold like four thousand tickets there. That's
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: the town. There's only four thousand people. Yeah, more horses
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 3: than people drove in. Yeah. Yeah people because they were
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 3: like like, yeah see there's the there's all the honors
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 3: people right there.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they do have some cool fits.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they got styled. They styled hare throws me off
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 3: most and you know, and you know what they are.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 3: They cannot You can take a photo of them, but
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: they can't acknowledge. You can't ask them to be in
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: because they aren't acknowledged technology. But you can take a
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 3: photo of that.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know why my mind went to Hasbula with that.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 3: Wow, dude, what what you? Who has bull is? Of
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 3: course we talked about it all the time on our podcast.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah has Bulla's the goat, Yes, we say, but we
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 3: were we were in Vegas and we met him and
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 3: like some lady wanted to take a photo of him,
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 3: and he's like, I can't take a photo with you.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: It's different. You just can't take a photo of women's Muslim.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: I know, but I'm saying that we're talking about religion
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: too right. Unbelievably that he's the only thing I pieced
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: that together a little bit.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 3: Jack Well, like you're just saying, what gives me no?
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 3: Because he said the photo thing, and I thought, oh,
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 3: has Bulla does the same thing when you've been a
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 3: good pivot? Who knows he's been quiet? We'll never know.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 3: Now hour and a half and that's where he decides
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: to he just got back from Key West. You see
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 3: his ta Yeah he looks fantastic. He looks great.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: But he's a little tired. Yeah, he's a little tired.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 3: Right now.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: You're actually making amok.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: A little well what's the what? What's it's must be
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: a similar belief then know about Oh yeah, yeah, yeah too. Yeah.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: Why can't he say you can't pose for a photo?
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I don't know anything about it. They can't
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 3: post on the photos. He's pretty active on the internet. Yeah,
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 3: on the internet.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: So these people you sold four thousand tickets to the show. Yeah,
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: and they just like, how did they know if they
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: don't have the internet?
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 3: Is They're like, it's a little loose. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: Is everybody like you kind of have like a buddy
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: that has like and then dial up. Yeah, And I'm
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 3: kind of like like I would be there, Like I'm
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 3: not there people obviously, but I'm one of them. I
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: come in peace, right. Maybe that's a good way to
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: say it that I have, Like yeah, that I have
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 3: Like they know that, like I'm not gonna like swear
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 3: or I'm not gonna say anything that that's gonna make
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 3: them uncomfortable, but I'm still going to push the limit
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 3: in terms of like nothing.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: The thing is funny doing knowing that people knowing you're
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: not going to push the limit or person stuff like that.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: Do you ever feel like that pigeon holes you a
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: little bit in your comedy or do you like it
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: where you like it?
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well clean healthy fun. Oh yeah, I mean we
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: still go after people pretty hard.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 3: But the thing about everybody says every everything's very like
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 3: PC now these days, how is it must be impossible
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 3: to be a comedian? I go, no, dude, it's so
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 3: easy because it used to be like back in the
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 3: like Sam Kennison days as old like a generation before us,
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 3: coming three generations before us. You had to go like
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 3: before YouTube, you if you said like something about like
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 3: you like the stool and you were like having it
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 3: was like you that was a woman and you were
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 3: like it was like I can't believe he's doing this right,
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 3: And there was like so foul and so like shocking
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 3: for someone publiclyeah, and they were like this is wild.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 3: And then like YouTube came out and then like we
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 3: all the darkest, weirdest, naughtiest, most everybody's heard it. We've
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 3: heard it all, so it's not that's not really there's
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 3: nothing shocked. Like Liza Lampanelli, remember she came out, she
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: was saying all the like it was why and that
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: comedy is not like now the line is like so
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 3: backed up to like comedy, all comedy is is just
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 3: crossing the line. So the line used to be way
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 3: over here, so you'd have to Now all you have
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 3: to say, like like that dude's like probably not a female,
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 3: and it's like ah right here, and all you have
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 3: to do is just cross it there and that's it.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 3: That's all you gotta do. And then everybody's like, yeah,
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 3: it's just crossing the line, and the line is brought
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 3: way back, so now you just have to be like,
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 3: I don't know, the kid's gout got a fake glute
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 3: analogy and it's like ahh whatever, You're like, you just
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 3: I can't believe you just said that out loud, because
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: you're not This is we talk about. This is the show.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 3: This is the only, at least in my lifetime where anybody,
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 3: and we just saw it at barstool with like anybody
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 3: in my crowd can tweet something and get fired. Like
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 3: you can get fired from your job by saying about
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 3: either side if your boss or says I'm uncomfortable with.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 3: So everybody can get fired for saying stuff now, right,
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 3: So now it's the easiest for comedy. Like what's his
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 3: name that they got fired from barstool. Yeah, it's like
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 3: we didn't really want our hands are kind of tired here. Yeah,
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 3: we're in corporate American. Yeah, so everybody is like they
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 3: come to the comedy show. He's like, these are the
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 3: only guys that no one else can say it. It
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 3: was funny.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's not funny that mints he got fired.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: But it's like Dave sitting there and be like he
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: didn't do anything wrong. It's like he he did say
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: the end word and that's wrong, but like saying it
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: by accident. Yeah, I don't know that was that. It
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: was tough because I don't know if you've ever met
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: that guy but around it like like probably three four times.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: And dude doesn't seem like he's got a mean bone
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: in his body. Yeah, it seems a little like something's wrong.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: But he's like definitely like he's funny and he's.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 3: Like an engaging guy. And it meant no malice. Yeah,
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 3: none and that. And have you seen the video of
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 3: him saying that. You can tell there was his He
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 3: immediately went into a deep dark phat. Yeah, somebody else
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 3: got somebody of sports? Was it cricket or something? Baseball?
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 3: I fired last week for the same thing.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 2: Oh for real?
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 3: Oh did he?
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 2: But he was talking about Tony Romo during the AFC Championship.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: He said it.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 2: He didn't say it, but he he thought it.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 3: It was the it was the Chiefs.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: It was the Chiefs versus the Bengals, and I think
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: the Chiefs run offense, will throw it out. He's got
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: three guys over here. It was like he probably wasn't
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 1: gonna say it. But the fact that that went so
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: viral so fast. Everyone's watching, dude, everyone's watching the the
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: like obsession.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 3: It's like peak American culture is like to be like,
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 3: and we were talking about that on my like because
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 3: we all went to that. We were in Tampa two
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 3: nights ago, and then we had a show and then
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 3: we went to Morgan Walla Best Artist and I'm just kidding.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do love Moregan, but he love he's got
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: to he said it thing, Yeah, but he said it
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: maliciously toward a white person. Yeah, but it's like, first off, brother,
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: there's a whole lot of different words you can say, Yeah,
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: well you call a white guy a cut that's funny
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: and yeah, yeah, you just move on.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he but in like and then but then
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 3: his music with the unfortunately just fortunately Yeah, yeah, well
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 3: it's only because you're like, don't tell me, like you
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 3: can have your moral judgment, but don't tell me me
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 3: what mine should be.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 2: And then that that's what happened in the Morgan situation.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 3: But if you if you like in terms of like
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 3: Caleb Elliott, who's a comic that opens for us black Kid,
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 3: He's like, you don't understand like the black culture. We
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 3: don't like No Morgan, like on the on our list
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 3: of like priorities to like for like Morgan Wallin saying
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 3: the end is not in the top one thousand real,
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 3: like I do a bit about about Lady A. Like
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 3: they were like, we're gonna stand up against racism. We're
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 3: gonna change our name. Like no black person knows who
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 3: Lady Antebellum is. Maybe Darius Rucker maybe.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 2: Right, like no, but like knew more when he was hooting.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, imagine like going into like city council and like,
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 3: we're gonna stand up for races.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 2: Three people in skinny jeans and cowboy hats. We're gonna
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 2: change it, like walk into it. It's his own bit.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 3: Everybody goes, we're gonna change our name from Lady Annabellum
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 3: to Lady A. And somebody goes, what's the A stand for?
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 3: You're like, oh, well still yeah, yeah, it's still stand
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 3: for racism. We just shortened it up a little bit.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 3: Like imagine how disrespectful is that to the African American community.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 3: Is like you think like we like I always talk
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 3: about how like we don't white people like we feel
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 3: real bad about like racisms. We don't know what to do.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 3: We're like, I don't know, We'll just make Jacob stay
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 3: farm black. I guess, yeah, like well that solve it,
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 3: or like what I know? I feel like I feel
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 3: like white people are just the solutions they have for
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 3: racism are wild.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 2: It is a wild thought process.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 3: Like no, like there's that like we feel some level
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 3: of like guilled, so like we're gonna we're like, well,
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 3: us trying to speak for them is the prop like right,
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 3: they were like like still doing it, yeah, still do it.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 3: It's like trying to fix it. Still we're gonna cancel
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 3: and Jemia. My black people are like, that's my aunt
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 3: now she's unemployed. Shoot oh man, Yeah, you're like why
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 3: people trying to solve races by doing white like just
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 3: doing whiter ship, like the most the most violent. This
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 3: is true.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 2: The most violent Black Lives Matter protests were in Portland.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 3: You know where No black people live in Portland?
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 2: Portland? Right, look it up. Portland is the third, you know,
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 2: look that up.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 3: But look it up, Jack diversity least diverse cities in America.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: Portland is in the top five.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 3: What are the four others? Because I can't imagine. Let's
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 3: look it up. Least most white cities are least. Don't look.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 3: I don't want that on my history, bro, I don't
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 3: know it's on Jack's history now, JP computer whatever number
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 3: one is, John will be there in a week. I think.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 2: Actually my demographics more over here there the.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 3: R population. Oh, Arizona's in there. Yeah there, you got
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 3: the smallest th man.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 2: I Will could just be here right now. He's not
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 2: surprising at all.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 3: Yes, Scottsdale, l Passo, Scots Hill is very white.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 2: Oh Passo is Latino. Yeah, yeah, that is. That's border country.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 2: I'll pass.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 3: So look up least diverse cities in America any But yeah.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 3: The point is is like you're like driving down to
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 3: these rallies and your subarus and like soy lattes, and
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 3: you're like, we speak on behalf of black.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: Like what's wild? And it's funny like when all that
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: stuff was going down, being in the locker room and
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: seeing like like not all the black guys, but like
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: a lot of the black guys were like, hey, what
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: what are we doing?
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 2: What are we doing? Yeah?
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 3: What do we do? Guys?
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: I mean not everybody that everyone have would share their
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: stories and everything, and it was it was nice to
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: hear because I've never been pulled over by the police
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: and go, oh man, I've never in my life done that.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: And but you I I thought like every single black
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: guy had to deal with situation there's you know, a
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: half dozen dudes that literally told me like they were
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: were in public stain. They're like, I've never been word
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: getting pulled over, And I'm not saying like yeah, it's.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 2: Just it's just very it's very like like, uh, another
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 2: black guy.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 3: You know what we're doing right now? What we're doing it?
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 3: We're doing No, we're doing two white guys on the podcast. Yeah,
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 3: is there any six white guys here? Ok? Like ladies
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 3: and gentlemen.
• 1:37:34
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  Speaker 1: From the pros and men's hair that that was done twice.
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  Speaker 1: I just Ron Burgundy that ad read, Yeah, you guys,
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  Speaker 1: that's on you, brother.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not pulling fingers at myself.
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  Speaker 3: I'm done.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: I'm done taking accountability. I'm done taking it. How does
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  Speaker 1: and girls, enjoy this podcast. Before we enjoy the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Do you see the sweat coming off my face right now?
• 1:39:34
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• 1:39:36
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• 1:39:41
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  Speaker 1: the last two ad reads. My god, purding that being said,
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  Speaker 1: get back to this episode.
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  Speaker 3: There was like the band aid came out with like
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 3: a like a darker shade and it's it would be
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 3: traditional on the quote right or whatever, like oh here
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 3: we go with this, but my my goodwin, it's a
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 3: comedian of mine, black guy that comes out with me.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 3: He goes, that was actually very helpful. Like for my
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 3: daughter it was black. It's like to have a band
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 3: aid that it's like our skin color. The band aids
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 3: are always our skin color. We just she and it always,
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 3: she said subconsciously. It's just always taught her that she
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 3: was other than they're like a band aid that is
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 3: her skin is Like I go, like that's the heat.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 3: I go, oh yeah, well yeah, but it's it's very
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 3: all the white people like cancel it.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 1: Like some of the things have been very helpful, very helpful.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 1: I mean that band aid doesn't always fit the skin tone.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 1: You get the middle Janie, Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah that
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 1: band aid. Jack Scott got Jackscotta right now, he's he's
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 1: og band aid.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can make fun of Like it's like all
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 3: comedy is is just is saying out loud the things.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 3: People are like, yeah, that's it. If you can verbalize
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 3: in a way, they're like, dang bro, like that's hilarious.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 3: That's all. And it's very it's very helpful because everybody,
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 3: especially during like quarantine, when everybody's kind of like and
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 3: that was the most you can't say anything. And when
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 3: that's when like every comic, every comic is his, so
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 3: his shows are sold out now and they're all sold
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 3: out because everybody's like they are the only guys saying it.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 2: Like you go, like they were like you have to like.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 3: You can. Everybody can be like in the airport, like
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 3: you got to be six feet apart in the airport,
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 3: but then when you're sitting right like a human, it goes,
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 3: yeah what But they don't know how to like make
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 3: a joke about it, like this seems like what ya,
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 3: But they don't mad. Yeah they get mad, Yeah, they
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 3: get mad at that. They don't know how to quite
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 3: really synthesize that into humor. The humor is very helpful
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 3: in a way that is like makes it funny, but
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 3: like it's also therapeutic. Like I I always talk about
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 3: like my my girlfriend, like I'm she thinks I'm a man,
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 3: so I know stuff. I know, I know nothing. Yeah,
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 3: She's like showed me her like dashboard like in her
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 3: car or whatever. He's like, the light is on and
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 3: I was like, I don't like it was like a tire.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 3: It looked like a tire with like a lightning bolt
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 3: in it. Oh yeah, But I was like, I don't
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 3: think the tire is getting electricity, Like I didn't know
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 3: what that's right.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 2: Boss goes it's the tire pressure. Yeah yeah yeah.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 3: Bosses in the military. He's a real man.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like he's a real mass.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 3: But it comes from like I always say, like it
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 3: comes from like a that's a joke, It comes from
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 3: real insecurity that I like, if there was like a
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 3: bunch of dudes like look is that your car was
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 3: Like I was like, yeah, look, look on, I have
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 3: no idea how to start a grill, don't I know? Nothing? Right?
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 2: Domesticate a cat?
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 3: Yes, but that's a real insecurity of mine made in
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 3: to humor and everybody laughs and it's kind of like
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 3: it's helpful. Yeah, it's help is like, I don't know.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 2: It's a level of therapy for you, yes, and a
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 2: coping mechanism. Yeah, you go, I don't know.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 1: It's so because who needs to actually go learn the
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 1: stuff when you can just mask it with humor? Yeah, exactly,
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 1: you're well.
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 3: Todd Glass has a bit about he goes, you're eat
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 3: these kids don't know? Like, who how many of y'all.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 2: Know how to change the oil on a car?
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 3: One? Two?
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 2: What are these guys in their twenties? Two out of five?
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 3: Bosses in his forties? I can't tell.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 1: Sometimes sometimes sometimes bosses in his twenties to me, and
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 1: the other times I feel like he's got is in
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 1: his fifties.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 2: I can't tell. Sometimes don't know, depends how much sleep
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 2: he's gotten for it.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 3: But then somebody goes, if you want to be successful
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 3: in twenty do you do you want to know how to? Like? Uh,
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 3: like recalculate a hard drive or change oil if you
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 3: had to pick one of the two, like we you
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 3: like our parents don't know how to use the sun dial,
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 3: like because that we got stuff to do this, so
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 3: change into oil. Yeah, sorry, I keep going. No, this
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 3: is the analogy makes sense though, Like yes, stuff, we
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 3: don't in fact that you don't use the sundowg it
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 3: just uses itself, right, or like a compass or like
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 3: what whatever? Like or like a plow. Yeah, like we
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 3: don't need that anymore because we've got a tractor. Right.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 3: Like if you had to pick a skill and you
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 3: knew how to like change a transmission or like learn
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 3: the TikTok algorithm to be successful, you would say, yes, yeah,
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 3: society is developing. But if the old joke, all these
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 3: kids not out of these.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 2: Old No, every generation does that. Every we'll do that
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 2: in fifteen twenty years.
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  Speaker 3: How to work.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know how to do nothing because yeah, because
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 2: other people work for us?
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah or not not? No, cut it, no, No, everything's
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 3: going in for those three hours we talked about earlier.
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 3: We'll make sure that it cuts out. Kind of. I
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 3: can't that I can't get my as well, will will
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 3: set this up. So so I'm gonna be half to
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 3: text him, Hey dude, He's like, dude, I wasn't even there.
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, but we got into some stuff.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah stuff.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 2: We have to redo the whole thing. This has been tough.
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 2: This podcast has gone a bunch of different doors. Like
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 2: he takes like the hard driving.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 3: He's walking out his computer like at night and I
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 3: like jump him in the He's like, what happened to
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 3: the footage?
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 2: We don't, we don't, we don't know. We don't have
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 2: it anymore. No, I'll tell you what.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 1: If you're gonna not jump one of them, it's gonna
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 1: be bloss Yeah, just stays fucking.
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 3: He's also a cop days, is he?
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's the way to go. He's the guy,
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 3: well you want to know if you're if you're out,
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 3: like if me and my girlfriend are out on Broadway
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 3: and like something went down, like she's gonna be like,
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 3: I'm with freaking this guy in the sandals, Like I'm.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 2: Not like like this is the guy that's protected, Like
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 2: I have no idea, no, yeah.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 1: Primal situation, Like yeah, Kevin Hard has a bit about that. Yeah,
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 1: oh yeah about fighting about fighting people. Yeah, and the
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 1: girl always like being acting up, being like, oh, he's
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 1: going to do something, but.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 2: He's yeah, yeah, he's not gonna be Yeah. I think
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 2: Nate has a bit about that.
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 3: Nate bargatci about how they were out on the lake
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 3: and then his wife was like on another boat, She's
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 3: like my ex boyfriend over there.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 2: He's like, thanks for ruining my day. Like it's like
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 2: what I didn't get?
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know the bait.
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 2: He's like, you want me to swim over there?
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 3: Like help?
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 2: Somebody helped me up under this boat, so to fight him,
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 2: like what do you want?
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 3: What do you want to do? Yeah? Yeah, what do
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 3: you want me to do? Dude?
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 1: All right, there's gonna be a way. I'm going back
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 1: like thirty minutes here. But I kept that question in
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 1: my head the whole time that I was gonna say No.
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 1: You said, Jerry Jerry Seinfeld. You said Jerry Seinfeld paved
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 1: the way for comedians. Yeah, in a lot of ways.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 1: You said, you said that multiple times in this podcast.
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 1: What how do you pave the way for comedians?
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 3: And Brad Paisley paved the way for country? Yes, my
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 3: third Brad payser. Yeah, I don't think Brad Paisley paved
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 3: the way. I don't know. I like, uh, he's got
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 3: a couple bangers, don't get me wrong, but like alcohol, ah,
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 3: those kind of came up. He has a thousand, he's
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 3: got a thousand bangers. You went to a Brad Paving
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 3: the way, you would know every song, you would know
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 3: every song. I don't think so. I don't think I
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 3: know every single one. Probably I know a lot of
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 3: them for sure. Name with Blake Sheldon. I went to
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 3: a Blake Sheldon concert and like I knew every song.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 3: You want to talk about a I don't know if
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 3: the comedy world is like I'm going to miss her
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 3: whiskey lullaby, get a music video and to put a
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 3: little mud on tie. Oh this is a just a
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 3: list ticks. I like to check you for tick all
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 3: the same tone. Yeah, it is everything. Everything you just
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 3: said was correct, and they're the same. They're all number ones. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 3: it's just all one song right in the song. But the.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 1: Country music world, I don't know if comedians are like this,
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 1: but it's like they fucking they have like a feeling
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 1: like this guy ruins country music like people are on
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 1: Luke Brian for a while when he was yeah, yeah,
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 1: this guy is the worst guy's not then everybody would
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 1: go to it kind of like you were saying with
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 1: that show, but I don't know. I still't even know
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 1: the name.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 3: Remember they remember they like kicked like Little nas X
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 3: off the country chart. They were like, he can't like
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 3: whoever decides like right, They're like, no, like not old
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 3: Town Road or whatever was a hitter.
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 2: It was remixed five.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 3: It was a hit. If you play that song right now,
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 3: we don't start. Yeah, yeah, it's a great about it.
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 3: They go, no, this is not whatever the box is of. No,
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 3: this is out of it.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 1: That's out which the I think that he came up
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 1: with the song after that where he was like that
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 1: all right, yeah we can't yeah in the country really
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 1: had to be like hey listen, we gotta we can't
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 1: do that some rules, Yeah, got they get loose, you
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 1: get a little loose, the Amish community little. They're like,
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 1: that's that's outside the foundation will close it up on everybody. Yeah,
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 1: well look at I mean, Hardy has had moves.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 2: I'll give him that.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Hardy has a lot of like Angelly roll.
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 3: They're like they like Hardy has a lot of like
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 3: harder rock songs, but he was in a very cool
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 3: transition right now.
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 1: I'm not a rap guy, yeah, but I've known Jelly
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 1: Rolf for a long time now and I'm a big
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 1: fan of him and some of the songs he's coming
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 1: out with his Yeah it's trajectory right now is just great.
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 3: Up greight up. He is impressed. If I went and
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 3: saw him at Bridgetone. Nicest guy in the world too,
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 3: He's incredibly like guys. I saw the rhyman, I think, yeah,
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 3: he's the man, you know, one of my buddies.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 1: He was driving down the road the other day and
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 1: big truck he like cut somebody off in this big
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 1: truck throat by it was Jelly rolling.
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 3: He gave him the finger, Yeah, give him like the
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 3: Jelly will give him the Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 2: Nicest guy in the world though, Yeah, nice guy in
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 2: the world.
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 1: I'm just getting love Jerry Seinfeld. You said he paves
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 1: the way for a lot of comedians. Yeah, what do
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 1: you mean by that? Like, how does somebody pave the way?
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 3: So Jerry side, what Jerry Seinfeld did was cut and
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 3: again this is just my from where my past and
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 3: comedy to where it is now is Jerry Seinfeld was
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 3: the first guy like he would just it was very
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 3: meticulous about writing.
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 2: He would just write jokes.
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 3: He would go. He was the first guy to go
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 3: like he would do eight nine shows a night in
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 3: in New York. He would bounce around all the comedy
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 3: clubs and you time it up.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 2: You do five minutes here, five minutes here, five minutes
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 2: he like.
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 3: And then when he did the he said, when he
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 3: did the Tonight Show the first time, now, comedy is
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 3: different now than it was when he did this Tonight
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 3: show the first time, he had run that exact set
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 3: over one hundred times live, yeah, and did every words
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 3: like He's like, switch this word here, if you end
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 3: like if you end the word like he was like,
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 3: and that guy and that guy fell into the lake
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 3: with his pants off, or like he was like with this,
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 3: like you switched the joke around, so it doesn't end
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 3: on a preposition like writing. And he's like, very very technical,
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 3: and the comedy comedy is not like that anymore. But
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 3: you don't need to ever end a sentence on a preposition, right,
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 3: look up preposition yeah yeah yeah, like in like in
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 3: the basement, that's like yeah, or like a like a yeah, yeah,
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 3: there you go. Yeah you don't google bro yeah goo
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 3: google yeah yeah where you like very You're like, why
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 3: doesn't this joke work? M And you're like, switch it around.
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 3: Like I was doing a joke about making fun of
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 3: people that had the back, like people that died of
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 3: COVID like in Heaven. I'll be like, oh, you need
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 3: a west but wait yeah, And I was like, but
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 3: it doesn't work. I mean kind of worked a couple
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 3: guys back then. Okay, yeah, but if it did it
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 3: never it's a week off. I've done it for like
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 3: the past three weeks, and I was like, I was like, like,
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 3: it doesn't it never? Like it is it because of
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 3: the accent, because I'm trying to do an accent like
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 3: I'm talking to a kid, like I'm making roasting somebody
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 3: and it's like and I go, oh, you need a
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 3: boostoo like and that it doesn't and you go You're
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 3: thinking in your head, you're like this is gonna murder
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 3: and it doesn't, And You're like, why do I switch it?
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 2: Do I take it out? Do I go, oh, does
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 2: he need a respirator?
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 3: Do I? What do you do with the joke? To
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 3: it's like very very very technical, and you listen, you
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 3: recorded every set, listen to it, and you would write
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 3: every single word.
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 2: And there's a lot of comics like that now, and
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 2: there's a lot of comics that are literally the opposite
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 2: of that.
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 3: But the idea of like you put one thing on,
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 3: you do no one should be putting anything on TikTok
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 3: before being in comedy for five years because it's not good.
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 3: It's not good, and then they're gonna be like, what, like,
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 3: people don't understand How long do you think people can
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 3: be that good that quick? No, no, see. I think
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 3: Lewis c K said, you can't be a transcendent comic
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 3: before forty. I think about all the greats because you
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 3: have to. It takes that long to like develop a
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 3: point of view and like something to actually say, because
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 3: like he said, Chappelle and Richard Pryor were the two
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 3: they were like in they were prolific in their thirties.
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 3: Because think about how long it takes. Think about all
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 3: the greats, Bill Burr Lewis, some of the best ones
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 3: are the ones that are like have a point of view,
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 3: they're like now, there's a lot of good comics that
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 3: are coming up. It takes so long to like at
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 3: the beginning it's just jokes. It's just like like yeah,
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 3: and then there you have some energy. Now you have
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 3: something to say, like a point of view. Yeah.
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta be really smart to do comedy, especially
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 2: the way Lewis y K does it.
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 1: Dude, it seems like, well the way he breaks down life,
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 1: his bit about Narnia and Clifford the Big Red.
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 3: Dog, unbelievable, hilarious, unbelievable. Think that, I mean, I think
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 3: that a lot about the Yeah, I would agree with that.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 3: This is so like wild and to put it in
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 3: like a like the way the person's brain like if
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 3: you you're gonna make fun of something, you have to
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 3: be up here looking down at it to to put
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 3: it in the context of of what's humorous about it.
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 2: Otherwise, like every comic, every person would be like the
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 2: most common thing.
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 3: Somebody would send me that was not a comic would
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 3: be like, hey, if you ever watched one of those
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 3: like commercials for a prescription and like the side effect
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 3: seems worse?
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, then right, that's a very base that's everybody can
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 2: get to that.
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 3: It's very shallot like what Yeah, but to think that
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 3: you are ahead of the writer, you are one step
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 3: more intelligent than the person that is delivering this, because
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 3: they go, are you watching this, You're gonna like cure
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 3: the sniffles, but you're like legs gonna fall off. Yeah,
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 3: You're like, you have to be more intelligent than the thing. Yeah,
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 3: to look down on it to make fun. So like
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 3: one of the best. Every observational comedian is like thinking
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 3: about things on a way different level than Yeah, is
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 3: there is there.
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 1: Like levels of comedy, Like everyone has a different way
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 1: of doing comedy. Is there levels to you of like
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 1: what's like the be all and all and what's like, okay,
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 1: this is a little easier. Like a guy, a guy
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 1: like uh like Bert Kreischer is fucking hilarious. Yeah yeah yeah,
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 1: but he's but he is different than you, as he
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 1: would tell stories.
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah he wouldn't.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying.
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 1: There's different genres, there's different ideas. There's guys that are
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 1: just say, say outrageous things.
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, versus versus a guy that's like, well, Jerry
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 3: Seinfeld is very observational. He made no political or social
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 3: stances on anything, which you know, smart Mark, what depends
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 3: on who you are, but like like the voices of
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 3: like like a smart.
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 2: As in finding having being available to every.
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 3: Other and everybody. Yeah, there's something for everybody for it's
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 3: like a party like kind of it's everybody's drink and
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 3: it's not necessarily social comedy. He would say that though,
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 3: like that's not who he is. You mean by social comedy,
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 3: like you would never make like a like a like
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 3: Andrew Schultz bit on abortion is like you know what
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 3: I'm talking. It's like so it's so he goes, listen,
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 3: he goes, I'm. What does he say is like I'm.
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 3: He goes, i'm. Women can do whatever they want with
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 3: their bodies, and like you guys decide, because when I
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 3: get to Heaven, you were like, what were you guys
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 3: doing that?
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 2: He was like it was them, yeah, like it wasn't me.
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 3: Like he goes in essence, he goes I and and
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 3: then and then Bill Burr has a bit about it
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 3: about how he's like it's like, well it's not really.
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, but if you were if I had
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 3: a cake and I put it in the oven and
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 3: I was like in thirty minutes, it's gonna be a
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 3: cake and I took it out of the oven. You're like,
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 3: it wasn't a cake. Yeah, well it was gonna be yeah,
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 3: and it was like no one can say that except
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 3: a comic. Yeah, And you're like, like, if we if
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 3: we lost I mean, I'm obviously very passionate about it,
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 3: but if we lost the comics, like I don't know
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 3: where the word if lost the ability to like the
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 3: court jester in the olden days was the guy that
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 3: was like kind of keeping the king honest. It would
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 3: be like, hey, you like these taxes are a little
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 3: bit like you have to have that guy, and everybody
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 3: has that.
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 2: It not a professional, So everybody has that in their family.
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 2: What a line to be a gester? Like, what a
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 2: role to happen? They'll kill you, yeah, they'll kill you.
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 2: But they also if you were a jester long enough,
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 2: had immunity.
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah they had. They had immunity to an extent, like
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 3: you had to like there was the line that you
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 3: couldn't get to because gesture is eventually when they were done,
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 3: they'd be rewarded like land oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 3: all that stuff. And it was a very prestigious job
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 3: to have and people, and that's like that would be
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 3: similar to like the the the late shows, like everything
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 3: that goes on in the day, there is six or
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 3: seven shows at night and TikTok and now is like
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 3: somebody's gonna be keeping you honest here, right, And that's
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 3: the that. Have you ever been in like a a
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 3: TikTok or somebody posted and you think it's going to
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 3: go one way and then the comments just yes, cross show, Well, no,
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 3: I appreciate the Jeffrey Star I had a I had
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 3: a shirt that says Jesus died for our zens. Yeah.
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 3: It was had a zin in front of him. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 3: I thought this is funny, and Jackson take a picture.
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 3: So I took a picture and it was getting murdered.
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 3: They were not funny, no, yeah, no, they were like
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 3: this is across Yeah, this.
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 2: Is like, hey, you need to find God brother, like
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 2: it was like it was bad like that. But but yes,
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 2: so the that's the I looly thought to myself, like
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 2: it's obviously Jesus didn't die for our zins. Zins weren't
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 2: a thing then. People didn't have these little these little deals.
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 3: Like I in my head, I'm like, I guess, but also,
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 3: but you are you are went to church yesterday, but
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 3: I don't go to church a lot.
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 2: So I was like, maybe there's something I'm missing. So
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 2: you're you're like I And that's what comedy is.
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 3: So you could you have this idea in your head
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 3: and now there's two thousand people and you walk out
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 3: on stage like I think like you were like there
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 3: was no joke you were more confident in than that one.
• 1:58:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess you.
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 3: Were like this will crush yeah everybody, and everybody's like no,
• 1:58:33
  Speaker 3: You're like what yes? And so that's the thing about comedies, Like, dude,
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 3: these comics get just say whatever they want. I go, No,
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 3: they don't. They have to say whatever you are already
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 3: with the comics is actually the opposite. But then I
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 3: mean there's so many like of those like anonymous like
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 3: like TikTok accounts that it's not really anybody, so no
• 1:58:55
  Speaker 3: one can really cancel them. And it's just they got
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 3: like just nine million likes on something. It's just so
• 1:59:01
  Speaker 3: out of pocket that if anybody ever knew that this
• 1:59:04
  Speaker 3: was the person, you can that's it. But it's like
• 1:59:06
  Speaker 3: that's but it's like on the inside, like that's kind
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 3: of what everybody like sort.
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 2: Of like a cartoon or something like that or like something,
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 2: and it's.
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 3: Like over the top. So whatever if anybody whatever, anybody
• 1:59:15
  Speaker 3: tries to push on the culture ideologically, and I was like,
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 3: not really, and it's just like that's what comedy does
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 3: so well. It kind of keeps it keeps the whole
• 1:59:25
  Speaker 3: thing honest. And even tho a group of like your
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 3: buddies guys do it great. Then you're like, dude, like
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 3: if he comes home with like like we talked about,
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 3: if you're like if you're gonna like go to like
• 1:59:37
  Speaker 3: the Taylor Swift concert and like you're like.
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna I got the meet and greet. Your buddy's
• 1:59:41
  Speaker 2: like dude, yeah, like what I got the meeting or whatever.
• 1:59:45
  Speaker 3: Like you're doing something like your buddies will like if
• 1:59:47
  Speaker 3: you have a good group of buddies, they'll like roast
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 3: you in a way to like kind of keep you
• 1:59:53
  Speaker 3: in check right in like a healthy way, like you
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 3: do yes, because you're like Dad, he's getting now we
• 1:59:58
  Speaker 3: lost him.
• 1:59:58
  Speaker 2: There's a like so basically you're telling me, is bullying
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 2: is we need that?
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 3: That's what we need.
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 2: There needs to be a level of bullying idol of
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 2: the pot. Yeah, a little bit.
• 2:00:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, somebody goes did if you're wearing something you're like,
• 2:00:09
  Speaker 3: you weren't cologne, like come on, like but no one's
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 3: going to pull you aside and be like hey dude,
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 3: Like they just kind of like ras you a little
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 3: bit and you go, oh, I think I got it. Yeah,
• 2:00:18
  Speaker 3: yeah about like yeah, yeah, I think I guess if you.
• 2:00:19
  Speaker 2: Get pulled to the side, it's kind of like any
• 2:00:21
  Speaker 2: more serious.
• 2:00:21
  Speaker 3: You don't want that. You don't want that. Yeah, that's when, yeah,
• 2:00:26
  Speaker 3: will do good about like if if a guy's like
• 2:00:29
  Speaker 3: drinking too much or like the guys will kind of
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 3: have a way of the bottle again a little bit. Huh,
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 3: what's you're just telling them? Hey, yeah, just like hey,
• 2:00:35
  Speaker 3: you're like again yeah Wednesday. Oh dude, it's like a
• 2:00:38
  Speaker 3: little early Yeah, like they just kind of throw and
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 3: then you go, yeah, your buddies will kind of the Yeah,
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 3: if you don't have any buddies.
• 2:00:45
  Speaker 2: That are going to be like all right, and you
• 2:00:47
  Speaker 2: know you're right when they get mad about it, like
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 2: if they get overly upset comedy.
• 2:00:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the only reason you're mad about this because it's true. Yeah,
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 3: otherwise it's not true, like people like people say, people
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 3: have said like rumors about me being kay on the
• 2:01:00
  Speaker 3: internet for since day one?
• 2:01:02
  Speaker 2: Do you care to address those rumors? Which camera should.
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 3: Look at you?
• 2:01:07
  Speaker 2: But I want I'm saying it doesn't bother me about it.
• 2:01:09
  Speaker 3: No, I don't know.
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 2: It's all right, it's all kind of making sense.
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not getting, but it's there's no but I
• 2:01:18
  Speaker 3: don't have any I wouldn't like all right, listen, there's
• 2:01:21
  Speaker 3: no like all right, yeah, not the only.
• 2:01:25
  Speaker 2: The only thing ever offensive is true?
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 3: That is true?
• 2:01:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the only thing if they've ever heard that is
• 2:01:30
  Speaker 2: a nice little line.
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 3: If the only thing that's ever offensive to anybody, if
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 3: it's true, if it's now, if it's all truth and
• 2:01:37
  Speaker 3: not humor, then they're gonna.
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 2: Get they're probably gonna cancel you. But if it's all
• 2:01:41
  Speaker 2: humor and not like let's say, like.
• 2:01:44
  Speaker 3: The Big Bang Theory, it's like just jokes, it's not
• 2:01:48
  Speaker 3: there's not a lot of you never watched an episode
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 3: and and called your brother like, do you have to
• 2:01:52
  Speaker 3: see this episode? It's just like but sometimes there's a
• 2:01:56
  Speaker 3: like the best memes are so true that you go, dude,
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 3: I gotta say this to whoever, Yeah, or your group
• 2:02:03
  Speaker 3: text You're like, dude, this is so they would love this.
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 2: That's the best you talked about.
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 1: You said, being canceled, you said, and then earlier in
• 2:02:11
  Speaker 1: the podcast you said, you've been canceled before.
• 2:02:12
  Speaker 3: You remember all this stuff? Is somebody writing this down? No, brother,
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 3: remember them just getting real good at that interview. Yeah,
• 2:02:16
  Speaker 3: it's a good interview. I got canceled in twenty nineteen.
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 2: Is it like a right of passage for being a comedian?
• 2:02:22
  Speaker 2: Do you feel good about being canceled?
• 2:02:24
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 2:02:24
  Speaker 2: It was horrific then, was it?
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 3: What year was it? Nineteen?
• 2:02:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, you were early. That was like right in the
• 2:02:30
  Speaker 2: heat of it. Yeah, canceling really started happening in the twenties.
• 2:02:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was right, but right in theh like what
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 3: everybody remember back in like the great cancelation of the twenties.
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 3: It was yeah. Yeah, it's like remember like people were
• 2:02:42
  Speaker 3: like in Hollywood were like like quitting their jobs like proactively. Yeah,
• 2:02:46
  Speaker 3: they were like, dude, one time in college, I like
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 3: hooked up, but I'm.
• 2:02:49
  Speaker 2: Out yea, because everybody was so scared.
• 2:02:51
  Speaker 3: Remember that, Yes, everybody just like voluntarily like I'm out.
• 2:02:54
  Speaker 2: It was so scary.
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 3: It was so scary.
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 2: That was like after like like Cosby Harvey Weinstein era, is.
• 2:03:03
  Speaker 3: That those are two big ones.
• 2:03:04
  Speaker 2: Those are easily and then and then and then what
• 2:03:06
  Speaker 2: happened was yeah, so that's criminal charges.
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 1: That's like that's a totally different thing between canceling somebody
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 1: what I think I sucked up and said this and
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 1: like this dude gave people pills.
• 2:03:14
  Speaker 3: Yea.
• 2:03:16
  Speaker 1: Those are like two different lines that we got to
• 2:03:17
  Speaker 1: figure out, like all right, there's a pendulum swing there.
• 2:03:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But then I think when when when like it
• 2:03:22
  Speaker 3: happened to a Z's remember that I remember is he's
• 2:03:25
  Speaker 3: getting canceled.
• 2:03:26
  Speaker 2: I don't remember what you got because it was.
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 3: Like who went on like a date and then like
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 3: they were like back at his like apartment and there,
• 2:03:33
  Speaker 3: and then everybody's like wait this this isn't that Yeah,
• 2:03:37
  Speaker 3: and they're like all right, we got to have some
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 3: kind of like they were like and then yeah, and
• 2:03:41
  Speaker 3: then when I when I got canceled, it was everybody
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 3: was like texting me like dude, welcome to welcome to being.
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 1: Welcome to the club. I go the leads here of nickelback. Yeah,
• 2:03:51
  Speaker 1: it's like you're welcome, We've been here we know these waters.
• 2:03:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but it is. It is when when when's
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 3: the first time everyone ever said anything like came for
• 2:04:01
  Speaker 3: you on the internet? Horrific? Yeah, it's a terrible feeling.
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 3: Now it's fine, Yeah, I guess, but I mean this
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 3: thing did kind of rattle me. Yeah all right, yeah there, yeah, yeah,
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 3: but it did kind of like I'm a little more
• 2:04:12
  Speaker 3: of a easily rattle I'm not comedia. Yeah what about Will?
• 2:04:16
  Speaker 3: Uh no?
• 2:04:16
  Speaker 2: Will is finding a way to not be cancelable? Wow,
• 2:04:19
  Speaker 2: he did it April Fool's joke and it was a
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 2: black baby and it was fucking hilarious. And you look
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 2: at You're like, God, I hope he I hope I
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 2: have a co host after this. Yeah, nothing happened. You're like, dude,
• 2:04:31
  Speaker 2: Jesus on his insured and was like, this fucking guy's
• 2:04:33
  Speaker 2: a problem.
• 2:04:34
  Speaker 3: You're like, I go to church. Yeah, I win.
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 1: That's a video posted what was the Navy put on it?
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 1: Earlean ge Willa, Earleen Compton. He posts that people are
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 1: in the in the mentionments being like congratulations ship, Oh
• 2:04:51
  Speaker 1: my god, get canceled.
• 2:04:53
  Speaker 3: You didn't get canceled.
• 2:04:53
  Speaker 2: I'm out let him go.
• 2:04:54
  Speaker 3: I know. Mar Jackson retweeted like, yeah, that's when Lamar
• 2:04:59
  Speaker 3: Jackson and Will became boys. That's so yeah. Yeah.
• 2:05:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like the closest I get being canceled is probably
• 2:05:07
  Speaker 1: after this podcast. Really yeah, all the ventriloquist things you've
• 2:05:10
  Speaker 1: done to me during.
• 2:05:11
  Speaker 3: This it wasn't me. Yeah, come over here with my
• 2:05:14
  Speaker 3: mouth not moving. But also Taylor said, he didn't say
• 2:05:16
  Speaker 3: it's like you don't. You don't appear on any of
• 2:05:19
  Speaker 3: the like it's just half screened the whole podcast, like
• 2:05:22
  Speaker 3: we just.
• 2:05:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the clips are just like black photo with the
• 2:05:25
  Speaker 1: with the auto audio behind it in like the.
• 2:05:27
  Speaker 3: Interview people and like cocaine cowboys, Like your mouth is
• 2:05:30
  Speaker 3: like different, like that's not even him. Yeah, what you
• 2:05:34
  Speaker 3: don't have we can cut it out. But what did
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 3: you get canceled for? Probably well I was you can
• 2:05:39
  Speaker 3: look it up. Yeah no, I don't know, dude, I'm asking. Well,
• 2:05:44
  Speaker 3: I was performing in church. I was doing a lot
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 3: of shows in churches, and I was drinking a bunch
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 3: and I was like, uh, like with like cooking on
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 3: the girls and stuff, not hooking up, but like yeah,
• 2:05:55
  Speaker 3: just being not a Christian pretty much.
• 2:05:58
  Speaker 2: Oh that's really ancel that and look it up.
• 2:06:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got it.
• 2:06:01
  Speaker 2: I can't legally, I can't.
• 2:06:03
  Speaker 3: I had a special on the biggest I was set
• 2:06:08
  Speaker 3: to come out on the biggest platform and it got canceled.
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 2: I can't legally say it. You can't legally say it
• 2:06:16
  Speaker 2: still to this day.
• 2:06:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean.
• 2:06:20
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 2:06:22
  Speaker 1: You kind of asked the question. Asking that question was
• 2:06:25
  Speaker 1: like why would I ask this, Quesod?
• 2:06:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah's that.
• 2:06:27
  Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing about it is, there's like I
• 2:06:28
  Speaker 2: don't know, it's like.
• 2:06:30
  Speaker 3: It is what it is not. There's the same with
• 2:06:32
  Speaker 3: like the the uh I just uh eminem to myself.
• 2:06:36
  Speaker 3: It mild myself. Yeah, yeah, that's the moon. So you
• 2:06:39
  Speaker 3: gotta do.
• 2:06:40
  Speaker 1: One time, I was getting a lot of penalties in
• 2:06:42
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• 2:06:44
  Speaker 1: City Chiefs.
• 2:06:45
  Speaker 2: We ended up winning, thank god.
• 2:06:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I had a whole bunch of reporters after
• 2:06:48
  Speaker 1: been like, hey, what's it, And I was like, I'm
• 2:06:50
  Speaker 1: the problem.
• 2:06:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I get lots of penalties. I'm an absolute liability
• 2:06:53
  Speaker 3: out there. Just started rattling all the things and I
• 2:06:56
  Speaker 3: was like, yeah, you know, I was like, thank god
• 2:06:58
  Speaker 3: I did that. Yeah you know this because you go
• 2:07:00
  Speaker 3: to church. But you know the story about uh that
• 2:07:03
  Speaker 3: there were there were that when I say yes, regardless,
• 2:07:05
  Speaker 3: there was that there was a prostitute and they were
• 2:07:07
  Speaker 3: gonna like stone her. That's so they're gonna everybody circled
• 2:07:11
  Speaker 3: up in the community to stone her. And then it
• 2:07:13
  Speaker 3: was about to go down, and Jesus was like, you
• 2:07:16
  Speaker 3: without sin cast the first stump, and everybody drop their
• 2:07:21
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• 2:07:33
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• 2:07:36
  Speaker 3: No, yeah, they go, you without sin cast the first stump,
• 2:07:39
  Speaker 3: and that's like that. That's like the everybody is with
• 2:07:41
  Speaker 3: everybody's favorite Bible verses, Like what what are we gonna
• 2:07:45
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• 2:07:53
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• 2:07:55
  Speaker 3: you like when you start a podcast, there was like yeah,
• 2:07:58
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• 2:08:03
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• 2:08:07
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• 2:08:09
  Speaker 3: I don't like this because now it's a reflection on me.
• 2:08:12
  Speaker 1: I get that. Yeah, I get it. I feel like boys.
• 2:08:15
  Speaker 1: Do we have any questions in the back before we
• 2:08:16
  Speaker 1: wrap this thing up? Two hour podcasts? Did you think
• 2:08:19
  Speaker 1: it would go long or short? I would say that's
• 2:08:23
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• 2:08:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 2:08:29
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but I didn't say a word. Oh yeah,
• 2:08:32
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• 2:08:34
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what's under this. I'm gonna take it
• 2:08:41
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• 2:08:43
  Speaker 3: a little. Yeah, I do. My uh specialist coming out
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  Speaker 3: Christ would like to release it, release a statement? I
• 2:08:53
  Speaker 3: love it? Yeah, what's it? What's it on YouTube? Yeah?
• 2:08:57
  Speaker 3: That's crazy about that is everybody's doing theirs on YouTube? Yeah,
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 3: I've noticed that everybody. Why do you think that is
• 2:09:02
  Speaker 3: taking away that the power from Netflix?
• 2:09:06
  Speaker 2: Well, you can't, it's easier to share.
• 2:09:08
  Speaker 3: And if comics all we all have like a if
• 2:09:11
  Speaker 3: you're a you're a movie star, you don't have a
• 2:09:14
  Speaker 3: live show revenue stream so you have to just get
• 2:09:19
  Speaker 3: the money from the streamer.
• 2:09:20
  Speaker 2: Is what it's gonna pay you. That's gonna pay your bills.
• 2:09:23
  Speaker 3: We have it's like putting out music in a lot
• 2:09:26
  Speaker 3: of ways, the live shows where you make to generate
• 2:09:28
  Speaker 3: all your income, so you just want as money people
• 2:09:31
  Speaker 3: as you can see that as possible. And sometimes if
• 2:09:34
  Speaker 3: you go to one of those streamers, they say you
• 2:09:35
  Speaker 3: can cut, like we'll let you cut ten minutes worth
• 2:09:39
  Speaker 3: of clips. You can't have it. We have it when
• 2:09:42
  Speaker 3: you got to like we got offered from like one
• 2:09:44
  Speaker 3: of the smaller UH streaming platforms for like a sizable
• 2:09:49
  Speaker 3: and they were like, I go, yeah, I can't. I'm
• 2:09:50
  Speaker 3: not telling everyone to go get Paramount plus or not
• 2:09:54
  Speaker 3: not down, but like that was a knock on them,
• 2:09:58
  Speaker 3: and I tried to like well plus taking strays like
• 2:10:03
  Speaker 3: what we don't like, how am I going to? I
• 2:10:05
  Speaker 3: want this thing to get out. That's all you wanted
• 2:10:08
  Speaker 3: to do is so people can see it. And you're like,
• 2:10:10
  Speaker 3: if it goes over there, you're like, dude, I love it,
• 2:10:12
  Speaker 3: but no, thanks, Yeah, I'm not don't go into to
• 2:10:16
  Speaker 3: be or something whatever to see. Yeah, I'm good.
• 2:10:20
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not mentioning the one it was.
• 2:10:22
  Speaker 1: How do you feel that from a confidence level about this?
• 2:10:25
  Speaker 1: Like where your nerves at when you're releasing a special
• 2:10:28
  Speaker 1: like this one coming out? Is it like, hey, funk
• 2:10:30
  Speaker 1: I hope people like this as No, it's I mean
• 2:10:34
  Speaker 1: it's all been workshopped live for you.
• 2:10:36
  Speaker 3: Hope people. Sometimes the algorithm won't, it won't get seen. Yeah,
• 2:10:41
  Speaker 3: not that it's not good.
• 2:10:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you have a large you have a large
• 2:10:44
  Speaker 1: presence on YouTube and be alright all that you'll be. Yeah,
• 2:10:47
  Speaker 1: you always gonna be at where you use your networking
• 2:10:50
  Speaker 1: situations to tell your comedian buddies, Hey, will you please
• 2:10:53
  Speaker 1: post this?
• 2:10:53
  Speaker 3: You post it? Yeah, yeah, I'll put it. Well. The
• 2:10:55
  Speaker 3: thing about it is, thanks, dude, is when I were
• 2:10:58
  Speaker 3: asking me if when I was well, yeah, I just kid. Yeah,
• 2:11:02
  Speaker 3: when I was a couple followers, somebody said on TikTok
• 2:11:06
  Speaker 3: they were like, hey, because when Lewis c K he
• 2:11:09
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• 2:11:12
  Speaker 3: And some girl on TikTok was like, okay, So apparently
• 2:11:15
  Speaker 3: Lewis c K is like uncanceled. Now, like who decided that?
• 2:11:18
  Speaker 3: Like you know who decided comics? Yeah, comics Joe Rogan
• 2:11:25
  Speaker 3: and Bert and he went on to comics literally uncanceled him.
• 2:11:29
  Speaker 3: How did they do that?
• 2:11:30
  Speaker 2: Because they put him on everything.
• 2:11:31
  Speaker 3: All the biggest comedy pods took Lewis y K and
• 2:11:35
  Speaker 3: everybody goes, ah, we love him, and comics uncanceled me.
• 2:11:38
  Speaker 3: It was canceled, and the mainstream media wouldn't have me
• 2:11:42
  Speaker 3: on anything. And then THEO had me on his poduh
• 2:11:46
  Speaker 3: Nate Parkatzi have met on his pod. Andrew Santino had
• 2:11:49
  Speaker 3: me on his pod, Ryan Law all the biggest pods
• 2:11:52
  Speaker 3: and then everybody, now my stuff was everywhere and they
• 2:11:55
  Speaker 3: were like, oh he's back. Yeah. Comedians had the power
• 2:11:58
  Speaker 3: to which is awesome them. That is unbelievable. And now
• 2:12:02
  Speaker 3: if you go on That's America right there, it really
• 2:12:04
  Speaker 3: is because you go on the Tonight Show. Tonight Show
• 2:12:07
  Speaker 3: has one point one million. If I had a if
• 2:12:11
  Speaker 3: I made a video and it went that small, it
• 2:12:13
  Speaker 3: would hang myself, I hang with that'd be that'd be horrible.
• 2:12:19
  Speaker 3: It would be horrible. If a video did, if a
• 2:12:21
  Speaker 3: video did that amount of views, I'd be like, it's
• 2:12:23
  Speaker 3: a failure. One point one million, a big one. Well yeah,
• 2:12:26
  Speaker 3: and they and they have millions.
• 2:12:27
  Speaker 2: Have you ever had a video goo over a million boys?
• 2:12:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, of course. Yeah.
• 2:12:32
  Speaker 2: Second, let's go make sure to live another day.
• 2:12:35
  Speaker 3: I don't know that.
• 2:12:37
  Speaker 2: I want to make sure. I was blow the line.
• 2:12:39
  Speaker 3: It was gonna it was gonna put you on in
• 2:12:42
  Speaker 3: the in the being talked about amongst in this country,
• 2:12:47
  Speaker 3: going on James Cordon, I'll I'm just taking shots at everybody.
• 2:12:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like, I need to get my message out.
• 2:12:55
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go on Good Morning America.
• 2:12:56
  Speaker 3: No, you're gonna go on somebody's podh Joe Rogan's the
• 2:13:01
  Speaker 3: biggest platform in America.
• 2:13:03
  Speaker 2: So there's yeah, Joe Rogan. And if you never get
• 2:13:06
  Speaker 2: in Joe, have you been on Joe, I haven't been out.
• 2:13:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You and Joe Boyce we're not buddies. I don't know,
• 2:13:10
  Speaker 3: you don't know, you never met. I've never shook his hand.
• 2:13:12
  Speaker 3: I like his podcast. Yeah, this podcast is great. Yeah,
• 2:13:14
  Speaker 3: number one in ninety three different countries, is it really? Yeah?
• 2:13:19
  Speaker 2: Isn't that just wild? I think that's unbelievable. Yeah, I
• 2:13:21
  Speaker 2: think it's unbelieving.
• 2:13:22
  Speaker 1: He's a he's a guy that can just really project
• 2:13:25
  Speaker 1: like project guys in oh yeah, start them immediately. If
• 2:13:28
  Speaker 1: he says, I like this comedian, that person's they're sold out.
• 2:13:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's it is, it is. And you guys
• 2:13:33
  Speaker 2: probably the same.
• 2:13:34
  Speaker 3: If you say like, hey, uh these like these I
• 2:13:40
  Speaker 3: don't want to do one of your somebody that you start, Yeah,
• 2:13:42
  Speaker 3: they're fantastic. But if you go, hey, like your voice,
• 2:13:45
  Speaker 3: your pod is big, ours like you can affect other
• 2:13:48
  Speaker 3: people's lives Joe Rogan, if he says, hey, everybody needs
• 2:13:52
  Speaker 3: to stop eating at so and so because it will
• 2:13:55
  Speaker 3: affect them, Yeah, heavily, like bankrupt heavily, and so we
• 2:14:00
  Speaker 3: on auch smaller level, you'd be like, hey, don't like
• 2:14:02
  Speaker 3: you can promote the things you like, the people you like,
• 2:14:06
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• 2:14:10
  Speaker 3: And you have in some kind of cloud, not cloud
• 2:14:14
  Speaker 3: in it, but you have some kind of people listen
• 2:14:16
  Speaker 3: to what you say. That's why advertisers come here, because
• 2:14:19
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• 2:14:21
  Speaker 2: Very simple.
• 2:14:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's that's also a scary thing because there's
• 2:14:25
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• 2:14:26
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• 2:14:27
  Speaker 3: I do.
• 2:14:27
  Speaker 2: I'm a big Joe Rogan fan. Yeah, a big I
• 2:14:30
  Speaker 2: think a lot of things.
• 2:14:30
  Speaker 1: He says he's always in a growth mindset, which makes
• 2:14:33
  Speaker 1: me think, Okay, this is the guy I'm willing to follow.
• 2:14:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, Yeah.
• 2:14:36
  Speaker 2: Popularity doesn't always equal credibility.
• 2:14:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah. True.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I think a lot of people should not
• 2:14:48
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  Speaker 2: He's more like just very inquisitive. And that's I mean,
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  Speaker 2: he does have a side.
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  Speaker 3: But he would he would make he would make fun
• 2:17:35
  Speaker 3: of the people that are like Joe Rogan or die like, yeah,
• 2:17:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm talking you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
• 2:17:41
  Speaker 3: the people that do that about y'all, they were like, dude,
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you I mean, we talk about a lot
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  Speaker 3: flew out to Southern Hills and Tulsa to watch him
• 2:18:50
  Speaker 3: last year. He came back and he was healthy enough,
• 2:18:53
  Speaker 3: and I go, this.
• 2:18:55
  Speaker 2: Odd to say, but this man has brought me.
• 2:19:00
  Speaker 3: I don't feel like I'm gonna cry like it brought me,
• 2:19:02
  Speaker 3: not really, but like so much joy as on Sundays
• 2:19:07
  Speaker 3: seeing that guy in the lead was like in the
• 2:19:11
  Speaker 3: iconic Outfit walks out and and and and and You're like, dude,
• 2:19:16
  Speaker 3: You've just like like there's so many bands that like
• 2:19:21
  Speaker 3: when I've been depressed, you're like that they helped me.
• 2:19:25
  Speaker 3: And and if you see if I saw Tiger Woods,
• 2:19:30
  Speaker 3: you realize, oh, this is uncomfortable because we're on the
• 2:19:33
  Speaker 3: other side of it sometimes and you're like, oh, like
• 2:19:35
  Speaker 3: if it's like dude, you're if I tried to verbalize this,
• 2:19:37
  Speaker 3: the Tiger's like, yeah, too much. He's like, dude, I'm
• 2:19:41
  Speaker 3: just trying to like sink some putts because like, yeah,
• 2:19:43
  Speaker 3: I don't what I'm trying to get.
• 2:19:45
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to keep my own life in order.
• 2:19:47
  Speaker 3: Clearly, it's like, don't look up to me, like watching
• 2:19:51
  Speaker 3: an athlete, watching Steph Curry or like, dude, it's it's
• 2:19:54
  Speaker 3: like the gift, is it like from God or something,
• 2:19:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know. You want to you to worship at
• 2:20:03
  Speaker 3: worship in like a religious way, but like idolize somebody else,
• 2:20:07
  Speaker 3: but you don't want to be idolized a man.
• 2:20:10
  Speaker 2: A man is not made to receive it.
• 2:20:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like the idea of yeah, yeah, I agree with that.
• 2:20:14
  Speaker 1: The idea of somebody coming to you and essentially telling
• 2:20:17
  Speaker 1: you I idolize you, I'm very uncomfortable. It's very uncomfortable.
• 2:20:20
  Speaker 1: But like if you just took it for what the
• 2:20:23
  Speaker 1: comment was. It's like, wow, that's amazing that I was
• 2:20:25
  Speaker 1: a bit able to give you something that I wasn't
• 2:20:27
  Speaker 1: aware I could give somebody. Yeah, like you just hope
• 2:20:30
  Speaker 1: a regular a regular person on a dentity basis, Like
• 2:20:32
  Speaker 1: I want to affect my wife and my kids in
• 2:20:34
  Speaker 1: a positive way nine times out of ten.
• 2:20:36
  Speaker 2: Sometimes they frustrate me. That's where the one comes in there.
• 2:20:39
  Speaker 1: But for people like we were in Colorado, dude and
• 2:20:43
  Speaker 1: Will lost his mom and this guy came up, and
• 2:20:47
  Speaker 1: Will's been very vocal about it and the struggles at all.
• 2:20:49
  Speaker 1: We've had a couple of good cries in the show
• 2:20:51
  Speaker 1: and he's like, this dude comes up. He was I
• 2:20:53
  Speaker 1: lost my mom around the same time you did yours,
• 2:20:54
  Speaker 1: and you just helped me. And you could see Will
• 2:20:57
  Speaker 1: does a good job of accepting compliments, which is a
• 2:21:00
  Speaker 1: a trait that people need to have.
• 2:21:01
  Speaker 3: Definitely.
• 2:21:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's also like one of those like I
• 2:21:03
  Speaker 1: just can't believe people listen and like want to be
• 2:21:07
  Speaker 1: a part of this life because we sit in front
• 2:21:09
  Speaker 1: of a.
• 2:21:10
  Speaker 3: Microphone and to help it to some I mean that
• 2:21:13
  Speaker 3: you are like like obviously like very very rich, and
• 2:21:16
  Speaker 3: that's part of it. But like, but yeah, I do
• 2:21:19
  Speaker 3: all right, I do, Okay, that that's but if you don't,
• 2:21:22
  Speaker 3: if you're like an unlike you're s bet or something
• 2:21:25
  Speaker 3: like that, you're like you wanted to. That's why it
• 2:21:28
  Speaker 3: was so hard. Like when during covid IS, nobody was
• 2:21:30
  Speaker 3: like working and you're like, I think that if you
• 2:21:36
  Speaker 3: the simplest job, right, you will say you work at
• 2:21:39
  Speaker 3: McDonald's and you know how to run the So a
• 2:21:44
  Speaker 3: guy comes in, he's been working hard all day. You
• 2:21:47
  Speaker 3: he's hungry. You have the means and the knowledge to
• 2:21:51
  Speaker 3: make a meal for him and give it. He pays
• 2:21:54
  Speaker 3: you for it, and that you are helping. You feel
• 2:21:59
  Speaker 3: like you're control beating to the ward and that's the
• 2:22:02
  Speaker 3: simplest of all jobs.
• 2:22:03
  Speaker 1: But you feel like you're part of helping the other,
• 2:22:06
  Speaker 1: helping society. You're being you're being an active member of society.
• 2:22:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and when you everyone's just alone at home and
• 2:22:12
  Speaker 3: you're like, man, we need to go, Like there are
• 2:22:15
  Speaker 3: other rewards for it. Obviously you can feed your family
• 2:22:18
  Speaker 3: and you can take care of you and you've got to.
• 2:22:20
  Speaker 3: But you're like, well that's what that's what we're here for.
• 2:22:22
  Speaker 3: Ye think at the end of it. If you want
• 2:22:25
  Speaker 3: if you were like wanting the praise your cult leader, yeah,
• 2:22:30
  Speaker 3: if you were like this back to the originals worship
• 2:22:32
  Speaker 3: of this podcast, you should worship me.
• 2:22:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah what yeah? What doesn't make any sense if you.
• 2:22:37
  Speaker 3: If anyone that the highest compliment anyone could say to you,
• 2:22:39
  Speaker 3: were like, yeah, like we'll like that. That means a
• 2:22:43
  Speaker 3: lot to it. We work hard, Yeah, we work hard,
• 2:22:45
  Speaker 3: and we spend a lot of thought into who comes
• 2:22:47
  Speaker 3: on the show and what we say on this show,
• 2:22:49
  Speaker 3: and sometimes we're just taking stuff up, but we do.
• 2:22:52
  Speaker 1: We do.
• 2:22:54
  Speaker 3: We do care. You care about the listeners, You care
• 2:22:57
  Speaker 3: about them. You can you can't do everything, very nobody
• 2:23:00
  Speaker 3: can't go visit everybody's you know, but you do care.
• 2:23:02
  Speaker 1: There's always like a massive struggle with when success happens
• 2:23:07
  Speaker 1: to you because it is like a drug, and whether
• 2:23:09
  Speaker 1: it's sports, comedy, acting, anything like, you feel that sense
• 2:23:13
  Speaker 1: of like, holy shit, I'm doing something that not a
• 2:23:15
  Speaker 1: lot of people get to do. And then as you
• 2:23:17
  Speaker 1: get older and stuff like that, it's like you start
• 2:23:19
  Speaker 1: to realize there's so many other avenues and things you
• 2:23:22
  Speaker 1: can do in this earth, and then you realize I
• 2:23:24
  Speaker 1: only have one shot at this and then like you're like,
• 2:23:27
  Speaker 1: how can I do everything? But then once you start
• 2:23:30
  Speaker 1: pulling your bandwidth apart, essentially you're like, how do you
• 2:23:34
  Speaker 1: make sure not only doing as much stuff as possible,
• 2:23:36
  Speaker 1: but you're doing stuff meaningfully? And that is like that's
• 2:23:40
  Speaker 1: a That's the thing that I struggle with all the
• 2:23:41
  Speaker 1: time because I'm like, I want this podcast to do well.
• 2:23:44
  Speaker 2: I want like I want all the things. I want
• 2:23:46
  Speaker 2: all the things it does.
• 2:23:48
  Speaker 1: But like at the same time, it's like, what's the
• 2:23:50
  Speaker 1: most important thing And that's like what you really have
• 2:23:52
  Speaker 1: to get down to and like that's.
• 2:23:53
  Speaker 3: Where you have to do the work. It's tough. Jeffree Star. Yeah,
• 2:23:57
  Speaker 3: the most times you.
• 2:23:58
  Speaker 2: Got to get down and dirty, get on all fours
• 2:24:00
  Speaker 2: and just well bite the pillow, dude.
• 2:24:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah it is. Yeah, I guess you. Okay, you're gonna
• 2:24:06
  Speaker 3: the pillow. We're both people think we're both gay or like,
• 2:24:11
  Speaker 3: hey we a couple of queens hanging out right now.
• 2:24:14
  Speaker 3: It's like, whoa that was the line after everything? No,
• 2:24:17
  Speaker 3: you do like you do, like we don't got to
• 2:24:19
  Speaker 3: get serious again, all right. I was gonna take it
• 2:24:21
  Speaker 3: back there, but you don't have to. Yeah, No, that's
• 2:24:25
  Speaker 3: the best part about a podcast. Brother, you can bounce around.
• 2:24:28
  Speaker 3: He bounce around. You have to. If somebody says, hey,
• 2:24:32
  Speaker 3: did you're you're you're somebody's you know, crying in the
• 2:24:35
  Speaker 3: meet and greet and say I was, you're like you
• 2:24:39
  Speaker 3: want to dismiss it because it's like if you if
• 2:24:45
  Speaker 3: you thought that you deserved that, it would be a
• 2:24:48
  Speaker 3: wild place. I don't what. You got to be out
• 2:24:51
  Speaker 3: of your mind. You gotta be ill mentally ill to
• 2:24:53
  Speaker 3: think that that, like thank you what? Or like to
• 2:24:56
  Speaker 3: be like, yeah, you're welcome. You can say you're welcome.
• 2:24:59
  Speaker 3: I gues like yeah, but to be able to sit
• 2:25:01
  Speaker 3: there straight face be like good, I did that? You
• 2:25:04
  Speaker 3: know like what yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Thought to be like
• 2:25:09
  Speaker 3: if you to be.
• 2:25:12
  Speaker 2: Used I guess by by God, or to be people
• 2:25:18
  Speaker 2: love like watching you play.
• 2:25:20
  Speaker 3: And like listen to you and you're like, well, I
• 2:25:22
  Speaker 3: mean you're like, I'm just trying to keep my own
• 2:25:24
  Speaker 3: like the idea that people are so we're like, hey,
• 2:25:28
  Speaker 3: we drove, like we took a week. We all flew
• 2:25:30
  Speaker 3: here for your show. That's an event. What paid money
• 2:25:35
  Speaker 3: for a flight? Yeah? But they they they have watched
• 2:25:39
  Speaker 3: your material and deemed that to be a decision that
• 2:25:42
  Speaker 3: they would like to make. Why would you say no,
• 2:25:45
  Speaker 3: it's not worth it or you know what I'm saying,
• 2:25:47
  Speaker 3: why take that from them? Like everybody that went to
• 2:25:50
  Speaker 3: Taylor Swift, you're like, it's just crazy if you interacted
• 2:25:56
  Speaker 3: with her music and it affected you in some type
• 2:25:58
  Speaker 3: of way and you're like, I'm going to spend five
• 2:26:00
  Speaker 3: thousand dollars and you're like, that's what.
• 2:26:03
  Speaker 2: Otherwise we talked about our podcasts, like otherwise, what are.
• 2:26:06
  Speaker 3: We doing here? Like everybody like everybody's depressed, everybody's suicidal.
• 2:26:10
  Speaker 3: Everybody goes back and forth on their willingness and desire
• 2:26:15
  Speaker 3: to live and if something makes you that happy, yeah
• 2:26:19
  Speaker 3: that's worth doing. I get jealous of sometimes people that
• 2:26:23
  Speaker 3: are like like if you're like we're obsessed with the
• 2:26:26
  Speaker 3: Titans and we got an RV and we go to
• 2:26:28
  Speaker 3: every I'm like, dude, I don't care about anything that much. Yeah,
• 2:26:32
  Speaker 3: Like it's almost like obsessed with NASCAR and they just
• 2:26:35
  Speaker 3: go to Like people have followed our tour of us
• 2:26:38
  Speaker 3: around like like call them stalkers, but like, dude, I
• 2:26:42
  Speaker 3: wish I cared about anything that much.
• 2:26:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like that's exciting. Do you think there's a reason
• 2:26:47
  Speaker 1: why you don't care about anything that much.
• 2:26:52
  Speaker 3: Maybe I's like if somebody's stalking somebody, Like the worst
• 2:26:56
  Speaker 3: thing about it is if the stoker was like oh yeah,
• 2:26:58
  Speaker 3: then you met them and you go, oh yeah, just
• 2:27:01
  Speaker 3: a part, Like I think you've seen the other side
• 2:27:03
  Speaker 3: of it.
• 2:27:04
  Speaker 2: If there's do you care about anything?
• 2:27:06
  Speaker 3: Who's the the person like the concert that they were
• 2:27:08
  Speaker 3: like hey, even if they were like Eric Church is
• 2:27:11
  Speaker 3: like my favorite, like and there, I was like, Ah,
• 2:27:14
  Speaker 3: then I go I missed the pre sale. I'll get
• 2:27:16
  Speaker 3: it in the night.
• 2:27:17
  Speaker 2: Are you know what I'm saying.
• 2:27:18
  Speaker 3: It's like I would love to go, but I've never
• 2:27:20
  Speaker 3: it moves you. There's never been anything for me in
• 2:27:23
  Speaker 3: my life.
• 2:27:24
  Speaker 2: Games would probably be the most important things that would exist.
• 2:27:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. I went to my kids play the other
• 2:27:29
  Speaker 3: day and it was you wouldn't missed that for the world.
• 2:27:32
  Speaker 3: It was terrible.
• 2:27:33
  Speaker 1: I enjoyed every single minute of it. Those kids were
• 2:27:34
  Speaker 1: awful actors, monotone. It was a musical terrible.
• 2:27:38
  Speaker 3: I was terrible.
• 2:27:39
  Speaker 2: It's not good at all, But these kids gave it
• 2:27:40
  Speaker 2: hell and I was like just happy to be there
• 2:27:42
  Speaker 2: for them.
• 2:27:42
  Speaker 1: I don't think there's ever been anything in my life
• 2:27:45
  Speaker 1: where I've like stayed outside for camped overnight for that
• 2:27:49
  Speaker 1: you're waited for a presale to happen.
• 2:27:51
  Speaker 3: But when you were young, no, there's I don't think
• 2:27:54
  Speaker 3: I've ever had that drive to like obsess over someone.
• 2:27:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, weirdly, I've always else. When I was a kid,
• 2:28:01
  Speaker 1: I was like, I want people to do that for me.
• 2:28:03
  Speaker 1: Like I was always like, I want use it special
• 2:28:07
  Speaker 1: enough to where people want to do that and come
• 2:28:08
  Speaker 1: to come see media, whether it was ball or whatever.
• 2:28:11
  Speaker 1: At that point in my life that I'm thinking of yourselves.
• 2:28:14
  Speaker 3: I said. We were at the we were did our
• 2:28:17
  Speaker 3: show on at Tampa on Saturday night, and the Morgan
• 2:28:21
  Speaker 3: Show Isn't Town, and we were talking about the meet
• 2:28:23
  Speaker 3: and greet, the meat greets after the show. My tour
• 2:28:25
  Speaker 3: manager was like, well, we can just like run through
• 2:28:27
  Speaker 3: the meet and greet like super fast so then y'all
• 2:28:30
  Speaker 3: could get over there to the Morgan show. And I
• 2:28:32
  Speaker 3: always said, I go, I would never forfeit the opportunity
• 2:28:36
  Speaker 3: to live my own dream to go watch someone else
• 2:28:39
  Speaker 3: live there. You know your second grade line of this podcast,
• 2:28:43
  Speaker 3: Hey dude, I go, Well, even like open mics, it
• 2:28:47
  Speaker 3: was like small and I was working on my own
• 2:28:48
  Speaker 3: craft and like, hey, the you know the Braves are playing,
• 2:28:52
  Speaker 3: I go, but I could do mine. That's what you're
• 2:28:54
  Speaker 3: saying a little bit. You're like, I want to and
• 2:28:57
  Speaker 3: there's nobody's music I love more than Morgan's. I was like,
• 2:29:00
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to short change my fans that have
• 2:29:02
  Speaker 3: come here, and we'll do our show and when it
• 2:29:05
  Speaker 3: is complete, we'll go over there.
• 2:29:07
  Speaker 2: Hopefully you can make it over for that. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:29:10
  Speaker 2: That's what you're saying is you always wanted to kind
• 2:29:12
  Speaker 2: of live yours.
• 2:29:12
  Speaker 1: That's exactly what I'm saying that I always had like
• 2:29:15
  Speaker 1: a dream, but every everybody has a dream and you
• 2:29:18
  Speaker 1: know when they're growing up there where they want to
• 2:29:19
  Speaker 1: be a firefighter, astronaut or anything. It's just like, I
• 2:29:23
  Speaker 1: don't know that was always super important to me, and
• 2:29:25
  Speaker 1: I've never had like a massive passion like that.
• 2:29:27
  Speaker 3: What if we should be if items, if we had
• 2:29:29
  Speaker 3: like a year, we should pick something. What should we
• 2:29:31
  Speaker 3: do just to be like obsessed with to be a band?
• 2:29:34
  Speaker 3: A sport? Just follow them around? Just follow them around.
• 2:29:38
  Speaker 3: All all our content online is that.
• 2:29:41
  Speaker 2: Follow somebody around?
• 2:29:42
  Speaker 3: What's that? It could be an organization? It could be
• 2:29:47
  Speaker 3: you could be it could be a I have to
• 2:29:48
  Speaker 3: really have to really be a hobby. It could be
• 2:29:50
  Speaker 3: any just like I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna be
• 2:29:52
  Speaker 3: all in on this. I would go Nascar. You was
• 2:29:54
  Speaker 3: for really go Nascar? Yeah, you just follow Nascar around everywhere.
• 2:29:57
  Speaker 3: I'll get I mean, I don't think I would give
• 2:29:59
  Speaker 3: be a nestcar group. Oh yeah, all the all the
• 2:30:02
  Speaker 3: all the drivers. Yeah. It's such a good question because
• 2:30:05
  Speaker 3: I don't like concerts. I don't like going to It's
• 2:30:07
  Speaker 3: not music for you. It's what about sports? I've done sports? Yeah,
• 2:30:12
  Speaker 3: Wilson in the locker.
• 2:30:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 2:30:14
  Speaker 1: If I was like, I'm gonna go hit every in
• 2:30:16
  Speaker 1: the stadium ever, you go to every NFL stadium to
• 2:30:18
  Speaker 1: watch a game, I've played in every NFL Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:30:22
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 2:30:23
  Speaker 2: Would gambling.
• 2:30:27
  Speaker 3: All of the best gambler, I don't know. I would
• 2:30:30
  Speaker 3: want to be gamble himself or follow her out. I
• 2:30:34
  Speaker 3: would want to himself like, yeah, just over it, learn
• 2:30:36
  Speaker 3: every game. And you know, here's why, here's why.
• 2:30:40
  Speaker 1: I've had some recent luck and gambling and uh, I
• 2:30:42
  Speaker 1: think my ignorance is what's keeping me alive. But I
• 2:30:45
  Speaker 1: refuse to learn anything more about lick. You go too deep,
• 2:30:47
  Speaker 1: you might you start learning. It's like this is when
• 2:30:49
  Speaker 1: you hit I have a little card. All of a sudden,
• 2:30:51
  Speaker 1: it's like sixteen verses. You gotta stay. I I think
• 2:30:54
  Speaker 1: that's when you lose. Yeah, what happened to Taylor? He
• 2:30:56
  Speaker 1: we haven't heard.
• 2:30:57
  Speaker 2: He didn't text mine, And that's a really slippery slope.
• 2:30:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:31:00
  Speaker 2: I think something like following uh something. I don't even
• 2:31:03
  Speaker 2: follow it all, Like soccer. I don't follow soccer at all,
• 2:31:05
  Speaker 2: but like to go to Europe and find just one
• 2:31:08
  Speaker 2: guy who's a stud and just follow them around, and
• 2:31:12
  Speaker 2: that I think that would be cool to do because
• 2:31:13
  Speaker 2: it'd be a world I am. So you just learn
• 2:31:15
  Speaker 2: as you go and you're just im.
• 2:31:17
  Speaker 3: I like people that are I like people that are
• 2:31:20
  Speaker 3: like obsessed with something. Like the guy the guy came
• 2:31:23
  Speaker 3: to meet and greet last night. He goes, Dude, I
• 2:31:24
  Speaker 3: make custom range rovers all I don't. I only make
• 2:31:28
  Speaker 3: one at a time, and I'm two a year for people,
• 2:31:30
  Speaker 3: and I go over and get them from Europe and
• 2:31:33
  Speaker 3: we fly them back and he's like that's He's like,
• 2:31:35
  Speaker 3: he's use all his feed is range rovers old ones,
• 2:31:39
  Speaker 3: army ones, and he like, he's like he wakes up
• 2:31:41
  Speaker 3: in the morning and he's just like, I got a
• 2:31:44
  Speaker 3: reason to be here and everybody needs that in some
• 2:31:49
  Speaker 3: way way.
• 2:31:50
  Speaker 2: It could be your family. It could, but if you're
• 2:31:51
  Speaker 2: not waking up or like like we had that.
• 2:31:53
  Speaker 3: Uh. I don't mean to bring up THEO again, but
• 2:31:56
  Speaker 3: we were a lot. Yeah, yeah, THEO and Brad Paisley.
• 2:32:00
  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, we were there was the shooting that was
• 2:32:04
  Speaker 3: in Uh, there was. I was out there, uh, because
• 2:32:07
  Speaker 3: I had some families, they're friends of mine. Then went
• 2:32:09
  Speaker 3: to Covenant and I got those kids off at school
• 2:32:11
  Speaker 3: all the time, and I was kind of over there.
• 2:32:13
  Speaker 3: And THEO, they we went about him very very compassionate
• 2:32:16
  Speaker 3: and feels very very heavily and he's like, dude, where
• 2:32:19
  Speaker 3: are you And I was like, I'm out here at
• 2:32:20
  Speaker 3: this church and he's like, and he came by and
• 2:32:23
  Speaker 3: we were just talking about that girl that you know
• 2:32:28
  Speaker 3: she did.
• 2:32:28
  Speaker 2: I was like, why why would you do something like that?
• 2:32:31
  Speaker 3: I go, well, you know, the system hadn't quite worked
• 2:32:35
  Speaker 3: for her, whether the society hadn't like given her reason
• 2:32:38
  Speaker 3: to and with her. I don't want to get too
• 2:32:42
  Speaker 3: deep into that, but you go why, why theo why
• 2:32:44
  Speaker 3: did you wake up this morning and like go to
• 2:32:50
  Speaker 3: you like shower and go work out?
• 2:32:52
  Speaker 2: Why did you do that? Why did I was like,
• 2:32:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 2:32:55
  Speaker 3: I want to be here. I want to I like
• 2:33:00
  Speaker 3: doing comedy. I want to be as healthy as I can,
• 2:33:02
  Speaker 3: to be able to do it for as long as
• 2:33:04
  Speaker 3: I can. If the system, You're like, why did you
• 2:33:07
  Speaker 3: wake up? Like we had a buddy that is a
• 2:33:10
  Speaker 3: comedian that is like fifty. It just had like a
• 2:33:13
  Speaker 3: very bad health issue and he's never really made it
• 2:33:15
  Speaker 3: in comedy. Very bad health issue, is in the hospital
• 2:33:18
  Speaker 3: for a year, has like a million dollars worth of
• 2:33:21
  Speaker 3: medical debt, and he can't do comedy anymore. And we
• 2:33:25
  Speaker 3: were like, dude, let's get up and like go for
• 2:33:27
  Speaker 3: a walk and like get some vegetables. And he goes, why.
• 2:33:32
  Speaker 2: You know, like yeah, he's like, so I can be
• 2:33:35
  Speaker 2: here for twenty more years, and yeah, because he did
• 2:33:39
  Speaker 2: he lost his drink.
• 2:33:40
  Speaker 3: He's like, he can't do it anymore, so yourself, well
• 2:33:43
  Speaker 3: do let's get up And he goes, why would I
• 2:33:45
  Speaker 3: do why? Yeah?
• 2:33:46
  Speaker 2: And you go, oh, I wonder why people are wired
• 2:33:51
  Speaker 2: that way?
• 2:33:51
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 2:33:51
  Speaker 1: Why doesn't make the covenant thing I literally truly can't
• 2:33:56
  Speaker 1: wrap my head around.
• 2:33:56
  Speaker 2: Not just yeah, yeah, as happens every day, happens every.
• 2:34:00
  Speaker 3: Day, happens every day. Yeah, but you, I think to myself,
• 2:34:05
  Speaker 3: if you're if you're like the system, me and you
• 2:34:09
  Speaker 3: and everybody in this bust the system whatever the government
• 2:34:14
  Speaker 3: or or whatever you call it or capitalism is, has
• 2:34:17
  Speaker 3: worked for us, right, we have and we found a
• 2:34:22
  Speaker 3: way to find a romantic partner. Some of us more
• 2:34:25
  Speaker 3: successful than others. But uh, I just jokeing or like,
• 2:34:29
  Speaker 3: and like everybody in here is like Alex works. It
• 2:34:32
  Speaker 3: was like, hey, if we do this, if we if
• 2:34:35
  Speaker 3: we keep going, if we go in the right direction,
• 2:34:37
  Speaker 3: more average, like we we see the we see the
• 2:34:39
  Speaker 3: way right, and we can go on vacation and better
• 2:34:42
  Speaker 3: ones with our families, and we can like imagine if
• 2:34:46
  Speaker 3: you were trying to be kept being like cast aside
• 2:34:50
  Speaker 3: by the system, right, and you have like you you
• 2:34:54
  Speaker 3: try to, you know, get a date and they're like hmm,
• 2:34:57
  Speaker 3: you try to like kind of start a business and
• 2:34:59
  Speaker 3: everybody's like, h you're socially it was like like everyone
• 2:35:03
  Speaker 3: creates it commits acts like that in isolation alone, right,
• 2:35:08
  Speaker 3: And so you're just like if if everybody keeps pushing
• 2:35:13
  Speaker 3: you aside, like the fantasy where you drive by that
• 2:35:18
  Speaker 3: like door where they sell weapons and you go right
• 2:35:24
  Speaker 3: in a very very unhealthy like you go, oh, like
• 2:35:28
  Speaker 3: that person has power. Yeah, scary. Yeah. The idea of.
• 2:35:36
  Speaker 1: Like not having a why is really just such a
• 2:35:39
  Speaker 1: big deal because that you point everybody back here. Everyone
• 2:35:42
  Speaker 1: here is no one in here is working a cubicle job,
• 2:35:45
  Speaker 1: you know, the something that they're they're all working and
• 2:35:48
  Speaker 1: getting better at a craft every single day.
• 2:35:49
  Speaker 3: But why did they have Why did you have the
• 2:35:52
  Speaker 3: idea that you're like I'm going all the way to
• 2:35:54
  Speaker 3: the league, or like, I don't I don't know.
• 2:35:57
  Speaker 1: I don't very easily been a person without direction, and
• 2:36:01
  Speaker 1: I was. I was very troubled in youth, and I
• 2:36:04
  Speaker 1: was in a lot of trouble legally, and then all
• 2:36:06
  Speaker 1: of a sudden, like I just played football in my
• 2:36:08
  Speaker 1: football team my sophomore year ended up winning States, and
• 2:36:11
  Speaker 1: I was like, holy shit.
• 2:36:12
  Speaker 2: And it felt I want to do this. That's it,
• 2:36:15
  Speaker 2: and that's it, you know.
• 2:36:17
  Speaker 3: We I was having a conversation with my buddies that
• 2:36:19
  Speaker 3: works in inner city and school, and I was like,
• 2:36:21
  Speaker 3: I don't understand why there's like graffiti everywhere, graffe all
• 2:36:24
  Speaker 3: over the neighborhood.
• 2:36:25
  Speaker 2: And I was like, why, it doesn't make any sense,
• 2:36:27
  Speaker 2: that's just it's why why was anyone do that?
• 2:36:30
  Speaker 3: And then he goes, if you've like reached out for
• 2:36:34
  Speaker 3: like hell or like a voice, and people constantly have
• 2:36:39
  Speaker 3: been like yeah, and you never have been rewarded, you
• 2:36:42
  Speaker 3: never felt then why wouldn't you Why wouldn't you burn
• 2:36:46
  Speaker 3: the whole thing down? You're like, I don't it's pointless
• 2:36:47
  Speaker 3: for me to be here. And that's what suicide is.
• 2:36:50
  Speaker 3: It's why you go, I don't I want to Why?
• 2:36:55
  Speaker 3: Why do I want to follow the rules? I want
• 2:36:56
  Speaker 3: to want to drive in the internteated. I don't want
• 2:36:58
  Speaker 3: to get a ticket because I want to have a
• 2:36:59
  Speaker 3: driver's size, because I want to be able to fly
• 2:37:02
  Speaker 3: so I can the rewards of the system. Has it's
• 2:37:05
  Speaker 3: worked for me? And you've got some validation from doing
• 2:37:10
  Speaker 3: a thing, and you go, I would like to keep
• 2:37:13
  Speaker 3: doing that.
• 2:37:14
  Speaker 2: And if you're not, if you're not on that, if
• 2:37:16
  Speaker 2: you what do you call it giving up?
• 2:37:19
  Speaker 3: You're like, you should should start working out, or you
• 2:37:22
  Speaker 3: should start taking care of your body. Why, yeah, Well
• 2:37:26
  Speaker 3: what do you think the answer is, Well, I mean
• 2:37:28
  Speaker 3: I'm a Christian, so that's that was part of my
• 2:37:33
  Speaker 3: kind of.
• 2:37:35
  Speaker 2: The kind of the north star.
• 2:37:37
  Speaker 1: I guess for me, Yeah, I mean finding something else,
• 2:37:39
  Speaker 1: not finding something to believe in something.
• 2:37:41
  Speaker 3: What are we doing here? This got way too serious.
• 2:37:43
  Speaker 2: Well yeah, no, I mean yeah, you're right.
• 2:37:45
  Speaker 1: So you're like, but this is it's a good question
• 2:37:47
  Speaker 1: to ask because like, some people don't have Christianity or religion,
• 2:37:51
  Speaker 1: and maybe that's not that's not their answer for their why.
• 2:37:53
  Speaker 2: It's like, you just got to find something to believe
• 2:37:55
  Speaker 2: in for a reason.
• 2:37:57
  Speaker 3: And if you if you back to Taylor Swift, if
• 2:38:02
  Speaker 3: you're obsessed with Taylor Swift, you're like, well, if I
• 2:38:05
  Speaker 3: take another shift at my job, I can maybe get
• 2:38:08
  Speaker 3: the better seat, or I can buy a better out
• 2:38:11
  Speaker 3: or like right, so you're like, if I well, if
• 2:38:12
  Speaker 3: I work harder than I can, there's a reward of
• 2:38:17
  Speaker 3: But some if you that's what we're saying, if you
• 2:38:19
  Speaker 3: don't have anything, you never got the validation of winning state.
• 2:38:23
  Speaker 3: If you never that's like just a just a shot
• 2:38:26
  Speaker 3: of like adrenaline so heavy that you go, I won't
• 2:38:29
  Speaker 3: do that. That's what happened when I first made someone laugh.
• 2:38:32
  Speaker 3: I want to do that for the rest of my life.
• 2:38:33
  Speaker 3: And I get up and I want to meet with
• 2:38:36
  Speaker 3: my agents, and I want to keep myself together and
• 2:38:39
  Speaker 3: I want to present well and I want to because
• 2:38:42
  Speaker 3: I want to do it for as long as possible
• 2:38:44
  Speaker 3: and to help help other people.
• 2:38:46
  Speaker 2: And if you don't have a what's the plant? But
• 2:38:51
  Speaker 2: even outside of outside of suicide is addiction.
• 2:38:54
  Speaker 3: It's like, that's what it is. That's another thing too.
• 2:38:58
  Speaker 3: Addiction is.
• 2:39:00
  Speaker 2: Like I've never I've never I've never been addicted, but
• 2:39:03
  Speaker 2: I have.
• 2:39:03
  Speaker 1: I have a very addictive personality, but I've always had
• 2:39:05
  Speaker 1: the ability to sit there and be like, Okay, yeah,
• 2:39:08
  Speaker 1: you're doing this too much? Are you doing that too much?
• 2:39:10
  Speaker 1: You should just take a break. And I do take
• 2:39:11
  Speaker 1: a break, and then you feel a whole lot better.
• 2:39:13
  Speaker 1: The suicide thing, I mean, the people obviously every single
• 2:39:16
  Speaker 1: day cament suicide and I like, I've never once had
• 2:39:21
  Speaker 1: that thought in my head. It's such a hard thing
• 2:39:22
  Speaker 1: for me to conceptually wrap my mind around somebody that
• 2:39:26
  Speaker 1: somebody was gonna, you know, do that. It's the current,
• 2:39:30
  Speaker 1: it's basically, and it also shows how lucky I've been
• 2:39:32
  Speaker 1: in life, Like there's a there's a wild amount of
• 2:39:34
  Speaker 1: luck that you're you need to go along with talent
• 2:39:39
  Speaker 1: or passion or whatever else so you're you're able to
• 2:39:42
  Speaker 1: shoot it. There's a lot of guys, like songwriters, comedians
• 2:39:46
  Speaker 1: that are tortured souls and then they found the outlets
• 2:39:48
  Speaker 1: that way to do that. Football football included, Like there's
• 2:39:51
  Speaker 1: dudes that run away. Football save so many people's lives.
• 2:39:54
  Speaker 1: Sports save so many people. And you could see it
• 2:39:56
  Speaker 1: in the in locker room sometimes college, high school, everything
• 2:39:59
  Speaker 1: like this is like the and think keeping this guy
• 2:40:00
  Speaker 1: afloat and and worry about that guy when he's done?
• 2:40:02
  Speaker 1: You like, what's gonna happen to him.
• 2:40:03
  Speaker 2: When he's Yes, so he lost his like what do
• 2:40:05
  Speaker 2: we And a lot of guys are that, Yeah, they
• 2:40:07
  Speaker 2: lost their reason.
• 2:40:08
  Speaker 3: What are we doing here? Well, the whole thing was
• 2:40:11
  Speaker 3: working towards winning a ring. Now we're done with that?
• 2:40:15
  Speaker 3: Or what are we doing? And then you and then
• 2:40:17
  Speaker 3: you then you go, well, what's the point of all
• 2:40:20
  Speaker 3: of this? Yeah?
• 2:40:21
  Speaker 1: Like you if you're you, if you achieved your lifelong goal. Yeah,
• 2:40:25
  Speaker 1: everything after that is just disappointment.
• 2:40:28
  Speaker 2: And then you go, what we're gonna do?
• 2:40:29
  Speaker 3: What are we I'm gonna spend another forty years on
• 2:40:32
  Speaker 3: this planet talking about remember the.
• 2:40:35
  Speaker 2: That's horrible. Yeah, the best if your best day was
• 2:40:38
  Speaker 2: behind you.
• 2:40:39
  Speaker 3: Right right, that's what.
• 2:40:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a huge reason I'm so grateful for doing this.
• 2:40:44
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because it's like you start this while you're involved.
• 2:40:46
  Speaker 1: And if I if I was where I'm at now
• 2:40:49
  Speaker 1: my career of football, yeah I didn't have this podcast. Yeah,
• 2:40:53
  Speaker 1: my mental fortitude would be much.
• 2:40:57
  Speaker 3: Positive.
• 2:40:57
  Speaker 1: I would be I would not be in a good
• 2:41:00
  Speaker 1: because it consumes you. It truly is your identity. And
• 2:41:03
  Speaker 1: then you would always say, hey, football is what you do,
• 2:41:05
  Speaker 1: it's not who you are. That's bullshit.
• 2:41:07
  Speaker 3: Like if you're gonna if you're going to become what
• 2:41:10
  Speaker 3: you got was able to, you've got it. It literally
• 2:41:13
  Speaker 3: absorbs you. People.
• 2:41:15
  Speaker 1: I'll have conversations with Will or my wife, and I'll
• 2:41:18
  Speaker 1: talk about conversations three years ago, and uh, like they
• 2:41:22
  Speaker 1: would say things that I would say, I can't believe
• 2:41:24
  Speaker 1: I fucking said that.
• 2:41:25
  Speaker 2: But it was all in the lens of because I'm
• 2:41:27
  Speaker 2: a football player.
• 2:41:28
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be viewed this way, viewed that way,
• 2:41:29
  Speaker 1: and that now that seems so small to me, and
• 2:41:33
  Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, you're just finding something and we're not
• 2:41:37
  Speaker 1: gonna be able to answer this question.
• 2:41:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think of it. But but if anybody go,
• 2:41:40
  Speaker 2: what's the reason to like Like.
• 2:41:43
  Speaker 3: It's a weird thing to say, but somebody told me
• 2:41:45
  Speaker 3: one time, they go we I just show in Detroit
• 2:41:47
  Speaker 3: and it was like the guy came to me after
• 2:41:50
  Speaker 3: the show and he goes, it was at a church.
• 2:41:51
  Speaker 3: This is back, and I was back. I used to
• 2:41:53
  Speaker 3: perform at churches. I don't do it anymore. But he goes,
• 2:41:56
  Speaker 3: we have this girl. It was like, she loves your comedy.
• 2:42:01
  Speaker 3: She's like obsessed with your comedy. And whether this this
• 2:42:04
  Speaker 3: story is embellished from him or not, he goes, she
• 2:42:07
  Speaker 3: was like suicidal, and she goes, well, John's coming, you know,
• 2:42:13
  Speaker 3: two months or something. He's come. So I want to
• 2:42:15
  Speaker 3: like stay, I want to stay. I would like I like,
• 2:42:19
  Speaker 3: not anything about me, but like I like that. So
• 2:42:22
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna stay a lot for the show. Wild. It's
• 2:42:27
  Speaker 3: a wild thing to hear. It's a wild thing to
• 2:42:29
  Speaker 3: hear on this side. But you go, well, back to
• 2:42:31
  Speaker 3: Taylor Swift, You're like, yeah, but okay, if you don't
• 2:42:33
  Speaker 3: have anything, anything that you're you make range rovers, or
• 2:42:38
  Speaker 3: you make this table or you're like, dude, I'm upset
• 2:42:41
  Speaker 3: if you're if nothing brings you joy, I don't know, wait,
• 2:42:45
  Speaker 3: what what would to say? Right?
• 2:42:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's probably a lot of people listening to this
• 2:42:50
  Speaker 2: right now going I don't have that, Like where is that?
• 2:42:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah? And you just something that is something that that's
• 2:42:57
  Speaker 3: a I was like having something on the on the
• 2:43:00
  Speaker 3: like you're going into going into your doctor, you say
• 2:43:02
  Speaker 3: you want to be on antidepressants. He's like, we'll put
• 2:43:04
  Speaker 3: a couple of fun things on your calendar, get some sunlight,
• 2:43:08
  Speaker 3: have a conversation with your parents, forgive some people, and
• 2:43:11
  Speaker 3: start exercising and come back in a month before we
• 2:43:14
  Speaker 3: put you on anti depressants.
• 2:43:15
  Speaker 2: Let's try that first.
• 2:43:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Otherwise what are you doing? And and and
• 2:43:20
  Speaker 3: in the system. If you look at the financial system,
• 2:43:22
  Speaker 3: you're like, oh, this is never I'm never gonna get it. Yeah.
• 2:43:28
  Speaker 2: And also like, I don't know, it's tough. Have you
• 2:43:29
  Speaker 2: ever been depressed?
• 2:43:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, Like the idea of doing anything when
• 2:43:33
  Speaker 1: you're depressed, it's one of the hardest things.
• 2:43:35
  Speaker 2: And if you're not depressed, you can't understand somebody that
• 2:43:38
  Speaker 2: is depressed.
• 2:43:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because you've I've I've had dark days
• 2:43:41
  Speaker 1: and it's like, yo, I know I have to do X,
• 2:43:42
  Speaker 1: Y and Z today, But the thought of even doing
• 2:43:44
  Speaker 1: eating out of bed right now is just is just
• 2:43:45
  Speaker 1: awful not doing it, but it is.
• 2:43:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, that's it. That's a good little remedy right there.
• 2:43:51
  Speaker 1: Like put a couple of things in your calendar that
• 2:43:52
  Speaker 1: you think, Okay, this is gonna give me something to
• 2:43:54
  Speaker 1: look forward to. It some really forward to some to
• 2:43:56
  Speaker 1: look forward to, sunlight, interaction with human beings. Yeah, get
• 2:44:00
  Speaker 1: around to say.
• 2:44:00
  Speaker 3: There's a I don't know if it's a documentary or
• 2:44:03
  Speaker 3: something that Jonah Hill put on with his therapist. I
• 2:44:06
  Speaker 3: forget what that's called. It's called.
• 2:44:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but the guy has like a pyramid
• 2:44:11
  Speaker 2: of things.
• 2:44:11
  Speaker 1: If you can achieve these three things, like it's a
• 2:44:14
  Speaker 1: relationship with yourself, relationship with people, and then I think
• 2:44:18
  Speaker 1: it was a relationship with a higher power, which is
• 2:44:21
  Speaker 1: a word that people really like, you know, for you
• 2:44:24
  Speaker 1: growing up the way you did.
• 2:44:25
  Speaker 2: It's like that's so normal. Yeah, God, yeah, it's uncommon
• 2:44:29
  Speaker 2: for a lot. Yeah, but it's it's it's wild how
• 2:44:32
  Speaker 2: uncommon is for so many people outside of ourselves, invest.
• 2:44:36
  Speaker 1: In yeah, yeah, ins in organized religion. What's going on?
• 2:44:40
  Speaker 1: And sometimes the answer is like, you don't have to
• 2:44:41
  Speaker 1: understand everything. I think that's what human beings want to
• 2:44:43
  Speaker 1: do so much, is understand everything going on in the world.
• 2:44:46
  Speaker 1: And it's that's not possible. You're not going to be
• 2:44:49
  Speaker 1: able to obtain that knowledge. Our brains don't function at
• 2:44:51
  Speaker 1: that capacity. Yeah, but there there is an it. There
• 2:44:55
  Speaker 1: is every day you're like you look at like like
• 2:45:00
  Speaker 1: a flower or something like, there has to how that
• 2:45:03
  Speaker 1: get made.
• 2:45:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like God is like something's going on here, you know,
• 2:45:08
  Speaker 3: or you look at like another person that you're like
• 2:45:10
  Speaker 3: these feelings of of like love or compassion or ego.
• 2:45:14
  Speaker 3: There's gotta be a yeah. Wait, this is beyond our
• 2:45:17
  Speaker 3: knowledge of No, we have the microphones, yeah, yeah, less
• 2:45:21
  Speaker 3: than us. Yeah.
• 2:45:22
  Speaker 2: Everything we say is.
• 2:45:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think it. I think it's two people
• 2:45:26
  Speaker 3: trying to sort that stuff out and you go, I mean,
• 2:45:29
  Speaker 3: if there's got to be something else besides, isn't it.
• 2:45:33
  Speaker 3: Jim Carrey that said I wish everybody could be rich
• 2:45:35
  Speaker 3: and famous. They can realize it's not not the answer.
• 2:45:38
  Speaker 3: That's not the answer.
• 2:45:39
  Speaker 1: It doesn't help a lot of it though, yeah, just
• 2:45:43
  Speaker 1: getting no question. There's a lot to look forward to. Yeah,
• 2:45:47
  Speaker 1: look for who needs someone interaction? When you got money,
• 2:45:51
  Speaker 1: fame and wealth.
• 2:45:53
  Speaker 3: That's our message really, that is Yeah, if you subscribe
• 2:45:57
  Speaker 3: to this podcast, dude, you can achieve all that with
• 2:45:59
  Speaker 3: our ten steps program.
• 2:46:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, dude. When when's your special?
• 2:46:04
  Speaker 3: Come out?
• 2:46:05
  Speaker 2: May twenty third?
• 2:46:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, twenty first on YouTube and it's called Chris
• 2:46:11
  Speaker 3: would like to release a statement.
• 2:46:13
  Speaker 2: Well, what was your process on figuring out that title?
• 2:46:17
  Speaker 3: Oh? I had like a couple of them, and then
• 2:46:19
  Speaker 3: I was like that one it would be the most.
• 2:46:20
  Speaker 3: Like everyone's like, wait what yeah that one about you
• 2:46:23
  Speaker 3: just asked? Yeah?
• 2:46:24
  Speaker 2: The reason we did it? Yeah yeah yeah. But the
• 2:46:27
  Speaker 2: way it's it was like John Chris and then when the.
• 2:46:30
  Speaker 3: Question mark.
• 2:46:32
  Speaker 2: Like, oh I gotta tune this find out what this
• 2:46:34
  Speaker 2: guy's up to?
• 2:46:35
  Speaker 3: You man, the question mark, fuck, did you answer a
• 2:46:42
  Speaker 3: lot of people's questions and just come out like halfway
• 2:46:44
  Speaker 3: the show be like I'm not and then watch like
• 2:46:46
  Speaker 3: a bunch of people get out of and leave the.
• 2:46:47
  Speaker 2: Leave the stadium. Oh he's not, damn it. Like yeah,
• 2:46:51
  Speaker 2: on YouTube you can see like you're like where the
• 2:46:54
  Speaker 2: view count and then.
• 2:46:54
  Speaker 3: Where yeahs, says the word day and then it goes
• 2:46:58
  Speaker 3: straight down. That's larious.
• 2:47:02
  Speaker 2: The next special, dude, the next special.
• 2:47:05
  Speaker 1: Oh man, man, I'm I'm I was like pleasant, I
• 2:47:08
  Speaker 1: obviously knew this is gonna be a great podcast, but
• 2:47:10
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm really grateful you came on here.
• 2:47:11
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of fun.
• 2:47:12
  Speaker 2: I really enjoyed talking to you. Thank you, brother, thanks
• 2:47:14
  Speaker 2: for having me on.
• 2:47:15
  Speaker 1: It was an amazing time. We'll have to do it again.
• 2:47:17
  Speaker 1: But for those of you watching, please subscribe on subscribe
• 2:47:20
  Speaker 1: to resubscribe. All those things cheat the algorithm and let's
• 2:47:22
  Speaker 1: fucking let's send this thing to the moon. Appreciate you,
• 2:47:25
  Speaker 1: big hugs, tiny kisses,