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Philly Police Sheriff Is Straight Out Of A Comedy Sketch · The M&M Experience

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  Speaker 1: There is something really special about this fifteen minutes and
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  Speaker 1: I'm and I'm and we didn't really set out to
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  Speaker 1: create this magical segment, but every almost every week, I'll
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  Speaker 1: get a note from somebody saying, I sit in my
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  Speaker 1: car in the parking lot of Tom Thumb and I
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  Speaker 1: can't turn it off. I love listening to you guys together.
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  Speaker 2: So we were very much adversely affecting productivity in the
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  Speaker 2: markets at which we appear, because people can work because
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  Speaker 2: they're just well, then why don't we give the people
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  Speaker 2: what they want? What are the lessons of this week?
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  Speaker 2: Mister Mike, what are your less is?
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  Speaker 1: Well, we can actually tie in the idea of co
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  Speaker 1: hosts or or a crossfire kind of a style with
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  Speaker 1: something that made me my head explode yesterday watching The
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  Speaker 1: Five on Fox News, Jessica Tarlov hasn't been around all
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  Speaker 1: week during this whole Minnesota ice shooting. Well now she's back,
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  Speaker 1: and boy is she back with a vengeance. And the
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  Speaker 1: weirdest thing happened. She sat there in her really really
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  Speaker 1: diabolical monologue about you know, ice murdering civilians and the
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  Speaker 1: poor woman with the stuffed animals and the glove box.
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  Speaker 2: And all that they called They called her nay They
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  Speaker 2: called her.
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  Speaker 1: Nay Yeah, they called her Nayee. So Nynae has got
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  Speaker 1: the stuffed animal, if you Philip Bump from the Washington
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  Speaker 1: Post breaking down and crying because of the stuffed animals
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  Speaker 1: that Nene had in her in her dashboard. And look,
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  Speaker 1: no one celebrating her death. It's a tragedy. She shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be dead, but she put herself in this position. There's
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  Speaker 1: nothing And you saw the news revealed that she was
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  Speaker 1: part of an ice.
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  Speaker 2: Warrior watch group, of course, and mean he's lying reports
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  Speaker 2: and said she was just an ordinary woman, a Christian
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  Speaker 2: stay at home mom who just.
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  Speaker 1: Dropping her kid off. She dropped her kid off at
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  Speaker 1: the daycare, so she should she could go in hassle
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  Speaker 1: and harass and impede law enforcement. So anyway, so back
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  Speaker 1: to the five, there's Jessica. She goes on this rant
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  Speaker 1: and lies sat there and said, for example, oh, oh,
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  Speaker 1: some threat nay Nea was Neay was just did you
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  Speaker 1: see her wave ice officers by her politely? She wasn't
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  Speaker 1: waving ice officers, She was waving another car in the
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  Speaker 1: anti ice convoy, trying to say.
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  Speaker 2: She joined me, here, join me in this exercise, join
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  Speaker 2: me in this blockade.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely, but I'm screaming if the other guys there was
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  Speaker 1: Greg and Jesse and they sat there, Miss No, they
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  Speaker 1: sat there and didn't even challenge her. And there were
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  Speaker 1: like three things she said that we're scurless. And I realized,
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  Speaker 1: after having worked at Fox for about a dozen years,
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  Speaker 1: I know what happened. I know what they did before this,
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  Speaker 1: Before the five started, the producer got them all together
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  Speaker 1: and said, look, this is volatile. This is third rail stuff.
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  Speaker 1: This is there's a lot of thea let her go.
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  Speaker 1: That's what they did. They because there's no way Gutfeld
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  Speaker 1: or Jesse Waters would have sat there mute when she's
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  Speaker 1: spewing all that garbage, but they did.
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  Speaker 2: It must be unique to well, it must be unique
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  Speaker 2: to this situation because yeah Gutfeld, Oh no, break a sweat.
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  Speaker 1: Oh he'll go all out. He'll do everything but lunch
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  Speaker 1: across the table adder. Yeah, I mean he'll go all out. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was. It's unique, but it is. But it is volatile.
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  Speaker 1: People are but people are being brainwashed into thinking that
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  Speaker 1: this poor innocent little mom was was brutally murdered and
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  Speaker 1: the Democrats are using the word murder mark over and
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  Speaker 1: over again. It's did you see the I think it's
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  Speaker 1: the chief. There's two law enforcement officials. A tale of
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  Speaker 1: two cops. It's fascinating. Both happen to be African American.
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  Speaker 1: Black guy from Chicago, black woman from from uh Philadelphia.
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  Speaker 1: She's the sheriff of Philadelphia. Now that's a little bit different,
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  Speaker 1: right than the chief. Oh, you got to hear this woman.
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  Speaker 1: Have you heard this woman? I have.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny. I've heard him. There's the Chicago cop saying,
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  Speaker 2: look you, if you box in the officers, it could
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  Speaker 2: be trouble. So he's on the right side of this.
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  Speaker 2: I have not heard the Philadelphia lady.
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  Speaker 1: You got her. The Chicago chief is wonderful and in Chicago,
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  Speaker 1: so it's kind of jarring. But it's like he said,
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  Speaker 1: you cannot impede law enforcement. Ice is law enforcement. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: he says all the right things. Let me give you
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  Speaker 1: my dear friend, the sheriff of Philadelphia City and County.
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  Speaker 1: And by the way, spoiler alert, this is not AI,
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  Speaker 1: this is not parody, this is not shatire.
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  Speaker 3: Good afternoon. I'm Roachel Balaud, the sheriff for the City
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  Speaker 3: and County. Of Philadelphia, and I say her name, Renay Good,
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  Speaker 3: Renay Good, Renay Good. This should not have happened, but
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  Speaker 3: we're here today.
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  Speaker 1: Let know that law.
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  Speaker 3: Enforcement professionals, real ones, not the fake, made up ice.
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  Speaker 3: Probably Trump's a new army to attack citizens of the
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  Speaker 3: United States. Did you hear what I said? No law
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  Speaker 3: enforcement professional wears a mask, none, none. Those that come
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  Speaker 3: into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime. I
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  Speaker 3: thank god for our district Attorney, Larry Krasner, who say
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  Speaker 3: he's going to lock him up. And I'm saying, now,
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  Speaker 3: we are not gonna whisk you away for them to
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  Speaker 3: hide your identity because when you do it there, you're
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  Speaker 3: getting arrested there.
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  Speaker 1: Now that's no, that's the sheriff of Philadelphia.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Mark. She is a disgrace to the uniform. A
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  Speaker 2: disgrace to the uniform I mean.
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  Speaker 1: And Larry and Larry Krasner, that piece of work he's
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  Speaker 1: he used to prosecution of ice officers. These are cops.
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  Speaker 1: I got. I had a father yesterday called me a
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  Speaker 1: father of an ice officer. And I always say officer
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  Speaker 1: because it's important. Agent as this double O seven CIA.
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  Speaker 1: They're officers, they're law enforcement. They have full law enforcement capabilities.
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  Speaker 1: If you're impeding them, they can they can arrest you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you're right, She's a disgrace to the to
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  Speaker 1: the profession. I'm embarrassed for anybody who would who would
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  Speaker 1: and all.
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  Speaker 2: These people listen. You and I have spent decades chronicling
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  Speaker 2: things people say that we disagree with, and then chronicling
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  Speaker 2: sometimes things that people say that are just horrific and
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  Speaker 2: filled with lies and that are damaging and blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 2: This in this moment, Mike, these people with this this mouthiness,
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  Speaker 2: especially when they are wearing the uniform or carrying high
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  Speaker 2: elected office, their rhetoric is going to get more people
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  Speaker 2: killed because more mush brained leftist cranks are going to
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  Speaker 2: hear it and take to the streets because they think
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  Speaker 2: it's true, and they're going to step in front of
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  Speaker 2: an officer and they're going to impede some operation and
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  Speaker 2: they're going to take a bullet and the blood will
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  Speaker 2: be on the hands.
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  Speaker 1: Of people well spoke words like a very smart man
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  Speaker 1: who I admire and love deeply said yesterday, this is
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  Speaker 1: not how leaders talk. Leaders have to be calm, leaders
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  Speaker 1: have to be professional, Leaders have to have respect, and
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  Speaker 1: leaders have to respect the system. But you're so right
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  Speaker 1: when you think of this thirty seven year old mother
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  Speaker 1: and wife and daughter, this woman, it breaks my heart.
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  Speaker 1: And but but nonetheless, normal people mark simply do not
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  Speaker 1: wake up every morning and think about how they can
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  Speaker 1: go out and harass cops. Yep, only crazy, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Only people who are mentally unwell do that. You're but
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  Speaker 1: but they're being fed this poison by people like this,
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  Speaker 1: this police whatever she is, the sheriff from Hilla.
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  Speaker 2: There we are here, we are headed into the weekend. Boy,
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  Speaker 2: I haven't said I haven't said these words on the show.
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  Speaker 2: And also there's little literally thirty seconds is going to
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  Speaker 2: be an amazing weekend of football, all the wild card games.
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  Speaker 2: Did you catch any of Old miss and Miami last night?
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  Speaker 1: I just read about it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I worked at Memphis forever, went to some
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  Speaker 2: games at Vought, Hemingway and Oxford. I got nothing against
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  Speaker 2: Michael Irvin is happy, So that's gonna be festive. But
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  Speaker 2: what a back and forth. Miami find Carson Beck, their quarterback,
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  Speaker 2: strolls in for the final deciding touchdown. The college game
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  Speaker 2: is underway and we get to see if this Indiana.
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  Speaker 2: Cinderella story continues today if they beat Oregon, so that's
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  Speaker 2: fun too.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm just not happy, Mike. Clemson Tigers sort of
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  Speaker 1: phys so I'm not very happy about Clemson. So there's
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  Speaker 1: always next year, all right, have a great weekend, my friends.
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  Speaker 2: You Mike Gallagher ready to go at ten o'clock. He's
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  Speaker 1: It's the News Channel.