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You Gotta Keep 'Em Separated · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: I don't read, but I smoke a lot of pot.
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  Speaker 1: It's one more thing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm one more thing.
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  Speaker 1: Before we get to positive and negative traits for men
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  Speaker 1: for dating. I was going to do this story maybe
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  Speaker 1: in a future podcast. It's damned interesting. It's a little edgy.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe later in the week. The Only Fans star with
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  Speaker 1: two vaginas. That's making so much money?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, come on, wowow wow, no waiting, Well, I just
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  Speaker 3: I is there more to the story.
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  Speaker 1: There is a lot more to the story. That's funny.
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  Speaker 1: Hanson just said in my ear. Do tell oh. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like now I've got us hooked into this story
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  Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna be able to do the original thing.
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  Speaker 3: H Jina's for the next one more thing or the
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  Speaker 3: one after that.
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  Speaker 1: So you want to hear about the two vaginas or
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  Speaker 1: my original I mean, I feel like I feel like
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  Speaker 1: I've got to now. Her name is Annie Charlotte. She
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  Speaker 1: makes two.
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  Speaker 3: First names to go with their two of jjs.
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  Speaker 1: She's making really good money in Only Fans because she
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  Speaker 1: has a rare condition in which she has two vaginas.
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  Speaker 2: She's cheating.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean she's cheating?
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  Speaker 2: She has too she can make more money on only fans.
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  Speaker 2: That's not fair.
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  Speaker 1: Well she's worn, now there's not.
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  Speaker 3: This is a free market. What are you a communist?
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  Speaker 3: To each according to their vagina, from each according to
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  Speaker 3: their well, I don't even.
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  Speaker 1: You might find and she's hot, she is. That helps,
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  Speaker 1: But you might find this interesting, Katie. Zero point three
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  Speaker 1: percent of women worldwide have did dilfius, which means to uterses,
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  Speaker 1: two cervixes, and two vaginas.
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  Speaker 3: I was just gonna ask if it's the complete setter,
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  Speaker 3: just the.
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  Speaker 2: You know, so that means two periods? No thanks, never mind,
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  Speaker 2: get that way.
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  Speaker 1: And what if the cycles aren't lined up so you
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  Speaker 1: have every two weeks?
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  Speaker 2: Sounds like that sounds.
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  Speaker 3: I have a feeling it would line up, But what
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  Speaker 3: hell would be like? I'm not an obg.
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  Speaker 1: I'm surprised its two point three percent. That's more than
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  Speaker 1: I would have guessed worldwide.
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  Speaker 3: So one third of one percent is one woman out
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  Speaker 3: of three hundred.
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  Speaker 1: Right, it doesn't seem like that could possibly be, wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: I have run into one by now?
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  Speaker 3: A couple of things you know, Wilt Chamberlain.
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  Speaker 1: A couple of things you need to know about me?
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  Speaker 1: I snore, I really like cats and I have an
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  Speaker 1: extra vagina. Well yeah, no waiting, I don't see that
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't actually be any benefit to me as a man.
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  Speaker 3: For obvious reasons. Yeah, I'm not comfortable with this podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Who would be? Anyway? She decided, Uh, she is out
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  Speaker 1: dating and stuff and like that. She said, why am
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  Speaker 1: I sending nudes for free and getting heartbroken? Uh? And
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  Speaker 1: she was having sex with various dudes and just out
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  Speaker 1: living her single life. Sounds like she might have been
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  Speaker 1: a bit of a tramp. But anyway, she decided to
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  Speaker 1: go on only fans and make money and get rich,
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  Speaker 1: and it's been working out for pretty good. She said,
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  Speaker 1: I do everything. I have two vaginas. I have done
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  Speaker 1: plenty of content involving men and my dose vaginas.
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  Speaker 3: It's good. It seems like a good choice to make
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  Speaker 3: given her situation.
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  Speaker 1: And it seemed from the story I read that it
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  Speaker 1: has gone from just showing the fact that I've got this.
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  Speaker 1: This is the way porn works, though there is a
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  Speaker 1: joke and Seinfeld many many years ago, until you get
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  Speaker 1: to spit out the bottom of the porn industry, that
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  Speaker 1: is kind of way that industry works. You can start
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  Speaker 1: at a level that maybe you could tolerate it emotionally
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  Speaker 1: or morally, but you have to do more and more
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  Speaker 1: and more crazy, awful, degrading things to stay in the industry.
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  Speaker 1: And it sounds like she's kind of headed down that
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  Speaker 1: road where she's doing more things with her unique characteristics
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  Speaker 1: to make a living. But it talked in there about
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  Speaker 1: the guys that are just obsessed with her and around
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  Speaker 1: the world and email her and have shrines to her
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  Speaker 1: and want to buy her bed sheets that she slept in,
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  Speaker 1: and just that sort of thing. There's a lot of
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  Speaker 1: creep o's in the world.
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  Speaker 2: I see this story, and I'm such a prude because
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  Speaker 2: the first thing that could comes to my mind is like,
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  Speaker 2: what about her dad thin her family saying this.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't there a guy out there with two penises that
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  Speaker 1: can meet her and they have blissful love there happily.
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  Speaker 3: You just don't get along. There's actually a very funny
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  Speaker 3: limerick on that theme.
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  Speaker 1: We have to get along. I've got two penises, you've
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  Speaker 1: got two vaginas. We've got to find a way to
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  Speaker 1: make this work.
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  Speaker 3: The beginning of the uh the limerick, And I will
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  Speaker 3: give you only the beginning, because a I am a
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  Speaker 3: gentleman and b I don't actually remember the exact wording
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  Speaker 3: which you need for a Limerick. Alvin Murdoch had a
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  Speaker 3: corkscrew right, and the punchline has to do with but
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  Speaker 3: it was a left handed thread.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's unfortunate.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you imagine the irony you think you've met the
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  Speaker 3: love of your life and then there exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Because she's.
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  Speaker 3: Screw anatomy as well. But the thread is anyway, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: it's unfortunate and disappointing for all involved.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to get to seventh grade boy locker room.
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  Speaker 1: But do you picture them being uh like upper bunk,
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  Speaker 1: lower bunk or side by side like headlights? How do
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  Speaker 1: you see? I actually go ahead, but you're picturing bunks.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know why.
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  Speaker 3: I'm actually looking into an account of.
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  Speaker 1: Joe googled the pictures of women to enjoy the feed.
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  Speaker 1: Get on your social media exactly for the.
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  Speaker 2: Great There goes your algorithm.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no kidding.
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  Speaker 3: Oh boy, it wasn't good to begin with. She's got
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  Speaker 3: the whole set, each with its own reproductive system that
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  Speaker 3: angles outwards toward each hip on each if JJ I
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  Speaker 3: have the cervix uterus and only one over you atta
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  Speaker 3: so side by side like headlights. Yeah, essentially. Wow, she
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  Speaker 3: was in sex work in Australia, where it's completely legal
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  Speaker 3: to have two virginas why would it be against the law,
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  Speaker 3: and was able to use one for work in the
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  Speaker 3: other one for her boyfriend.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, I save this one for you. This is the
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  Speaker 1: one on the left, is the special.
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  Speaker 3: One from the door on the right place. Yes, that
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  Speaker 3: might be that.
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  Speaker 1: So that was very clever of her.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I could go down the hall door on the
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  Speaker 2: right and.
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  Speaker 1: This one this on this this is the trampy one
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  Speaker 1: over here, this one is the special love her.
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  Speaker 3: I'm saving myself from marriage over here anyway, Uh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's uh. Her sexual response is different on each side
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  Speaker 3: and way conductively their realities. That's just no interesting.
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  Speaker 1: I still find it hard to believe that the percentages
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  Speaker 1: that Hi, there can't be one out of three hundred
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  Speaker 1: of you women out there, because millions of people listening
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  Speaker 1: to these podcasts. I mean, we get millions of downloads,
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  Speaker 1: so we got people listening. Statistically almost certainly now are
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  Speaker 1: saying yeah, I got I got two.
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  Speaker 2: That's just that's wild to me that there there's that many.
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  Speaker 1: I know, you'd have thought I'd have heard of this
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  Speaker 1: more often.
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  Speaker 3: What about pregnancy, I mean, could you have one?
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  Speaker 1: You can't get pregnant. She found that out when she
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  Speaker 1: was sixteen.
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  Speaker 2: But there's also she said she's been receiving messages online
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  Speaker 2: from other women who have this condition, who have had pregnancy.
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  Speaker 3: So, yeah, it's funny. I'm scrolling through the results for
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  Speaker 3: this search, which was considerably more scholarly than Jack was
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  Speaker 3: inferring her lie, and they just it's the gal from
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  Speaker 3: the New York Post. In this Australian gal, it's like
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  Speaker 3: the only people they quote.
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  Speaker 1: The most interesting part of the story is finding out
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  Speaker 1: that she has one for being a trollope and the
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  Speaker 1: other side she saves for people she loves. Right, what
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  Speaker 1: an interesting idea.
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  Speaker 3: I've not walked a mile in her I presume just
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  Speaker 3: two shoes, but she's got seven feet. I'd have to
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  Speaker 3: think about how I would deal with that, or are
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  Speaker 3: we to criticize?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe tomorrow we'll get to the hobbies women find
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  Speaker 1: most attractive in men, and we won't talk about people
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  Speaker 1: with multiple sets of genitalia.
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  Speaker 3: Unless it just comes up organically.
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  Speaker 1: Unless it's in the news.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Well, I guess that's it.
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  Speaker 1: God dang it.
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  Speaker 3: Plus, at least she keeps them separate so she doesn't
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  Speaker 3: bring her work home with her