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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Hey, what's the five horoscopes today?
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  Speaker 2: It's Monday, so I'm going to let you know the
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  Speaker 2: exact mess that your zodiac sign is going to be
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  Speaker 2: stepping into for the rest of the week. If it's
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  Speaker 2: your birthday, we are more than halfway through Virgo season.
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  Speaker 2: You share a birthday with Amy Winehouse, Nas, Logan Henderson,
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  Speaker 2: Money Long, and Jimmy Butler. John Jay, for Virgo, when
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  Speaker 2: it comes to you and kind of the week that
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  Speaker 2: you're about to get into, you, like always, are aggressively
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  Speaker 2: micromanaging everyone around you because your own internal world feels
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  Speaker 2: slightly out of control. You got to let people make
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  Speaker 2: their own mistakes today or else you will literally combust.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me about it.
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  Speaker 2: Gloria, good morning. Morning.
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  Speaker 1: What's your sign? Cancer.
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  Speaker 2: All right, cancers. The week that you're about to get into,
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  Speaker 2: someone didn't match your exact energetic frequency that you needed,
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  Speaker 2: so you're convinced that they actually hate you. You need
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  Speaker 2: to stop overanalyzing. It's just a punctuation mark.
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  Speaker 1: You can't read.
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  Speaker 2: Tone and text. Just ask them, communicate with the people
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  Speaker 2: closest to you, and you'll have a good week. Awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, Gloria.
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  Speaker 2: Bye. Thank you. Bye.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Sarah.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: What's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: Gemini is the week that you're about to get into.
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  Speaker 2: You guys have already spread two pieces of unverified gossip
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  Speaker 2: before noon. And now you're going to be shocked that
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  Speaker 2: the drama is kicking you in the butt. You got
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  Speaker 2: to mind your business for once today. Just for today,
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  Speaker 2: you can get back on track when it comes to
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  Speaker 2: later in the week. But kind of just let people
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  Speaker 2: do their thing and you'll be set off for a
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  Speaker 2: good time.
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  Speaker 1: Have a great day, Sarah.
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  Speaker 2: Bye, Sarah.
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  Speaker 1: How about for Rich for Pisces?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Rich, the week that you're going to get into,
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  Speaker 2: you are romanticizing a situation that is toxicity at its finest. Whoa. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: stop checking people's locations. Stop looking back at old photos
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  Speaker 2: and get back to reality. We need you here.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. I wonder if that fits somebody else because that's
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  Speaker 1: not really my jam.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's you. Stop denying.
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  Speaker 1: No way.
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  Speaker 2: He's in denial, everyone. Look.
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  Speaker 1: Because you said, what do you deny? Which part? Like
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  Speaker 1: looking at people's Instagram or checking their location. I don't
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  Speaker 1: really do that. You don't look at people's Instagram? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I don't really overly check anybody's Instagram. I scroll, but
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  Speaker 1: I don't obsess. I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 2: How about Leo's?
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  Speaker 1: Leo's, I'm a Leo.
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  Speaker 2: That's Leo's when it comes to our week. We just
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  Speaker 2: got to put on the cutest outfit today just to
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  Speaker 2: sit in traffic and run errands. If nobody compliments us
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  Speaker 2: in the next hour, we are going to throw a fit.
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  Speaker 2: So just hop on our Instagram story, get a couple.
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  Speaker 1: Likes, and we'll be good. How about the Libras?
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  Speaker 2: The Libras? The Libras? It's a new one.
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  Speaker 1: Libra.
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  Speaker 2: Kyle, you're kind of sitting on the fence so hard
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  Speaker 2: that you're getting splinters. You got to make a choice
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  Speaker 2: today on those plans before everyone kind of gets sick
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  Speaker 2: on waiting on you and leaves you behind and makes
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  Speaker 2: the decision for themselves. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I can make some plans.
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  Speaker 2: Perfect. All right.
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  Speaker 1: If we can get your sign, they're all posted right
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  Speaker 1: now on our website, johnjainrich.com.