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Aisha Dee Disobeys Bridger · I Said No Gifts! A comedy interview podcast with Bridger Winegar

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  Speaker 1: And I invited you here. I thought I made myself
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  Speaker 1: perfectly clear. But you're a guest to my home. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta come to me empty And I said, no guests,
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  Speaker 1: you're our presences. Presents enough. I already had too much stuff,
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  Speaker 1: So how did you dare.
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  Speaker 2: To surbey me?
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wineger. We
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  Speaker 3: are in the backyard. I'm in a difficult place. I
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  Speaker 3: had a hard time with you. Connections this morning, I
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  Speaker 3: missed one and that threw me off. And that's probably
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  Speaker 3: because last night I got a parking ticket for the
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  Speaker 3: first time in at least thirteen years. I was not responsible,
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  Speaker 3: I never am, and I will of course be fighting it.
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  Speaker 3: I've already filed a you know I'm not responsible claim
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  Speaker 3: on the LA City parking website. I didn't have any
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  Speaker 3: evidence except for, you know, just kind of a plea.
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  Speaker 3: I was three minutes off. I was in the chicken restaurant.
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  Speaker 3: They took too long. That's not my problem. I won't
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  Speaker 3: name the restaurant. I don't want to hurt them. I
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  Speaker 3: do want to hurt them, but not that badly. And
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  Speaker 3: I will do everything possible Los Angeles City, I will
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  Speaker 3: do everything I can to avoid paying these sixty three dollars,
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  Speaker 3: and if I do end up paying it, I will
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  Speaker 3: follow whatever city worker is available to fill a pothole
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  Speaker 3: with those sixty three dollars. So just keep all of
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  Speaker 3: that in mind. I had to get this out in public, disgusting.
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  Speaker 3: Oh well, we should get into the show. I think
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  Speaker 3: today's guest is absolutely wonderful. It's Asia d Asia. Welcome
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  Speaker 3: to I said no gifts.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you so much. It's so lovely to be here.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry that you're here on such a difficult day
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  Speaker 3: for me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Have you ever gotten a parking ticket?
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  Speaker 2: I have, and I've never fought them. I didn't know
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  Speaker 2: you could do that.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know, I didn't know if you could or not. So,
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  Speaker 3: I mean immediately even before getting like starting my car,
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  Speaker 3: I was on my phone googling fighting parking ticket. Read
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  Speaker 3: at Los Angeles, not paying parking ticket Los Angeles. Most
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  Speaker 3: people have said just pay it, so I'm not. I'm
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  Speaker 3: going to fight. I have all the time in the world.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a petty bitch too, I am so I get it,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm I'm ready to ride with you.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just again to the city of la.
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  Speaker 3: It starts with us, and then well we'll build an
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  Speaker 3: all and eventually there all be so many people fighting
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  Speaker 3: for me and using their valuable time and resources that
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  Speaker 3: I will be able to avoid paying the sixty three dollars. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and if not again, I will make sure those sixty
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  Speaker 3: three dollars are spent on something valuable for sure.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I think you got the parking ticket doing
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  Speaker 2: something important I think, which is getting chicken. Crucial as
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  Speaker 2: a big fan of chickens. Chickens, oh my man dead.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know when you're getting chicken, you're willing
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  Speaker 3: to wait as long as possible. Yeah, And that's what
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  Speaker 3: I kind of had to do. And it did occur
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  Speaker 3: to me maybe I should run out and check the meter.
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  Speaker 3: It's been a ridiculous amount of time, but give me
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  Speaker 3: a break.
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  Speaker 2: But then, do you see parking offices around because I
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  Speaker 2: don't see them. So when are they getting out these tickets?
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  Speaker 3: Especially not it was like six thirty at night, The
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  Speaker 3: meter closes at eight pm. What's this loser meter person doing?
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  Speaker 3: Get a life. They were probably on their way home
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  Speaker 3: or something and they just noticed it. I'm so if
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  Speaker 3: I had run into them and seen them doing that
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  Speaker 3: it would have been a confrontation.
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  Speaker 2: I have caught someone once in the midst of doing it,
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  Speaker 2: and it was back when auditions happened like in person.
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  Speaker 2: I think they's just like ten years ago. And it
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  Speaker 2: was in West Hollywood somewhere, and I was I had
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  Speaker 2: no money. I don't have that sixty three dollars and
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  Speaker 2: I thought, oh, she's a black woman out yet. But
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, please, I've heard the same she didn't. She
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  Speaker 2: gave me the tig. It's awful, It's okay. It taught
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  Speaker 2: me a valuable lesson, which is, I don't know the leader.
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  Speaker 3: People are souldless.
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  Speaker 2: They are I guess, yeah, I'm careful now, you know,
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  Speaker 2: but you could.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you could be as careful as you want.
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  Speaker 3: And then you end up at a chicken restaurant and
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  Speaker 3: it takes an extra three minutes and then the person
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  Speaker 3: has ruined your night.
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  Speaker 2: I actually have a friend who works in Melbourne in Australia,
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  Speaker 2: and she hates the parking lot that is near the
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  Speaker 2: building that she works out. You have to go up,
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  Speaker 2: you have to go oh ay the time you get
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  Speaker 2: to the yeah, absolutely, So she doesn't like it. And
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  Speaker 2: you had to pay something like sixty bucks a day
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  Speaker 2: to park there. Crazy. So she was like, you know what,
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  Speaker 2: the parking fine is eighty? So she parks in the
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  Speaker 2: same illegal spot every single day?
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  Speaker 3: How often is she getting a ticket?
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  Speaker 2: Every day?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? No? What does this is?
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  Speaker 2: This woman that she's like a big fancy lawyer. She's
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  Speaker 2: got to be a billion Yeah, I mean the difference
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  Speaker 2: between sixty and eighty dollars though, I get it. If
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  Speaker 2: you just are you're getting your assistant to pay it daily.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's worth a convenience.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: What is the exchange rate? What's eighty dollars Australian to US?
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  Speaker 2: I think I think it's like, oh, I think the
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  Speaker 2: Australian dollar is not very good at the moment, but.
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  Speaker 3: It's got to be like probably comparable to eighty dollars US.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe let me guess sixty five dollars US.
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  Speaker 2: I think, yeah, eighty dollars maybe maybe six between fifty
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  Speaker 2: and sixty.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Australia get it together, I know. I mean, we'll
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  Speaker 3: actually just say where you are, the US will meet
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  Speaker 3: you there very soon.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure Australia's nice beaches.
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  Speaker 3: They've got all kinds of things. I've been, you know,
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  Speaker 3: not related to you coming. But I've been watching this
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  Speaker 3: show alone Australia.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: Have you seen it?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: And there's a very annoying man on it, and there's
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  Speaker 3: a Christian who gets lost in the woods.
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  Speaker 2: Is this new?
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  Speaker 3: It's new. It's on Netflix, so who knows when it
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  Speaker 3: actually aired? Ok? Yeah, But the things I'm learning about Australia,
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  Speaker 3: which are probably things that any idiot already knows. For example,
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  Speaker 3: I just recently learned that Australia doesn't have bears, no,
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  Speaker 3: which is I mean, you think about it for ten seconds,
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  Speaker 3: You're like, oh, yeah, it's just a it's a different
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  Speaker 3: continent and they just never got that update.
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  Speaker 2: But I guess bears do seem like a universal thing,
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  Speaker 2: kind of seem like.
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  Speaker 3: They should be pay to every forest, right Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but no, what is the closest thing Australia has to
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  Speaker 3: like a scary bear?
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  Speaker 2: Like a like a big muscly, jacked.
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  Speaker 3: Up kangaroo that's as close as you come, you know,
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  Speaker 3: the ones that are like sure, those ones, but they
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  Speaker 3: don't have jaws or you know, they eat vegetables.
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  Speaker 2: They are bitchy like I think people because kangaroos are herbivores.
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  Speaker 2: But they do. They kill for fun.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know why?
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  Speaker 2: Actually they do. They don't eat meat, but they.
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  Speaker 3: They'll just kill an animal just for sport. Yeah. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: I don't like to hear that about Can we google
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  Speaker 3: that kangaroos are calling their lawyers right now?
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  Speaker 2: But I'm almost certain I'm not lying about them.
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  Speaker 3: These psychopath animals. They're just bouncing around killing things. They're
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  Speaker 3: not nice, and they're everywhere in Australia, right everywhere, which
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  Speaker 3: is so strange to think about. Yeah, because even our thing,
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  Speaker 3: I guess deer are not as rampant.
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  Speaker 2: But do you remember in the pandemic when the deer
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  Speaker 2: we're just coming down everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, that's the deer in the coyote or the coyotes.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe coyotes are our kangaroos. Sure, those I'll see almost
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  Speaker 3: once a week at least, scurrying around. But kangaroos are
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  Speaker 3: really killing things just because Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, just to take it back, I feel like Australia. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: but like reality shows all over the world, how are
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  Speaker 2: they finding these men.
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  Speaker 3: To be on the shows? Yes, well, I will say
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  Speaker 3: to this one. They also have several lesbians. Oh that's
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  Speaker 3: not who are killing the game. Well, I think one
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  Speaker 3: went home at day one. It's like, well, you just
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  Speaker 3: wanted the free trip to the woods. You didn't want
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  Speaker 3: to be on this show.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but I.
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  Speaker 3: Think there may be one straight woman. And straight people exist,
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  Speaker 3: they do it, They exist somewhere. But then there are
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  Speaker 3: a bunch of men, and where are they coming from?
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  Speaker 2: I just feel like they go into the garbage can
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  Speaker 2: and they're like, hello, do you like to be on
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  Speaker 2: this show? They're awful.
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  Speaker 3: They go to a screening of The Brutalist and just
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  Speaker 3: kick out any audience member. I wonder if there's ever
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  Speaker 3: been a gay man on alone? Where is that representation? Only?
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  Speaker 3: Could you loosely google gay man alone? How about What's
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  Speaker 3: Gonna Come? You're not allowed to use any other word
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  Speaker 3: in the search. But yeah, I've seen a lot. How
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  Speaker 3: much of the show have you actually seen?
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  Speaker 2: It's been a while. Okay, honestly, I'm more on Married
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  Speaker 2: at First Sight?
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  Speaker 3: Oh at the moment, another brutal thing full of psychos.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the one I've been doing to keep as
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  Speaker 2: a lesson. You know. Alone, I was like, oh, I'll
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  Speaker 2: get these.
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  Speaker 3: Valuable right techniques, get.
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  Speaker 2: Stuck in the woods, And now I'm watching Married at
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  Speaker 2: first sight to stop me from dating.
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  Speaker 3: From meeting people at all. It's working that show I've
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  Speaker 3: never seen, but they just meet each other and then
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  Speaker 3: get married.
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  Speaker 2: Bro, Okay, I'll give you the loan. Now, there's this
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  Speaker 2: panel of psychiatrists.
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  Speaker 3: I think they're the best the world has to offer.
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  Speaker 2: They seem like they have degrees people seem that's the
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  Speaker 2: impression I get. And they will match make you with
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  Speaker 2: basically someone that they think you're compatible with, and you
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  Speaker 2: meet them as you're walking down the aisle, and then
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  Speaker 2: for many weeks there's commitment ceremonies where you have to
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  Speaker 2: recommit to each other and then at the end of
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  Speaker 2: the season you finalize and like make it real.
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  Speaker 3: So when you first get married, it's not legal.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I think it's a kind of like
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  Speaker 2: a show. Right, But then at the end, some people
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  Speaker 2: really do.
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  Speaker 3: They go to the judge or what have you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I feel like, well, then what's the point of the show.
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  Speaker 3: With the very first episode, you should be so committed
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  Speaker 3: that the divorce is a disaster. You go through it
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  Speaker 3: like you lose everything.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to like hire right, no prenups.
• 10:49
  Speaker 3: Allowed, zero prenups. You each should have two kids, and
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  Speaker 3: if that becomes a whole complicated thing, that is the
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  Speaker 3: show I would run. Yeah, this show. This is a
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  Speaker 3: question I ask about almost every reality show. Has anybody?
• 11:00
  Speaker 3: Have any contestants been killed yet? Do we know if
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  Speaker 3: there's been in any weird murder? Oh? I feel like
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  Speaker 3: that this one especially. It's like you're getting married pretty
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  Speaker 3: quickly to someone who don't know. But I guess we
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  Speaker 3: would have heard about the married at first site murders.
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  Speaker 2: I'm curious to know if any of them actually stay married.
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  Speaker 3: I can't imagine.
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  Speaker 2: I think they put them through. They make them rank
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  Speaker 2: all of the other people of the opposite sex from
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: worse looking to best looking as an intimacy building exercise.
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  Speaker 3: How is that intimacy built in?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Ask the experts. That's what they called them,
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  Speaker 2: the psychiatrist.
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  Speaker 3: I can think of a lot of better intimacy exercises
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  Speaker 3: than ranking people out scale of one to ten.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Married at first Site star shares her devastation
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  Speaker 4: after ex boyfriend is murdered. Oh, following several murder attempts,
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  Speaker 4: there's I don't know, several murders.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: If you know, if you watched with Jessica Power and
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  Speaker 4: then Sam the Punisher.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh our hearts go out to say I'm the
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  Speaker 3: Punisher and Jessica the.
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  Speaker 2: Reality there's a murder on married at first sec.
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  Speaker 3: But he wasn't actually on the show, I don't think,
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  Speaker 3: so this was unrelated. Her life was just kind of imagine, okay,
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  Speaker 3: pre show difficult or something, and we never learned the
• 12:20
  Speaker 3: other thing. What was gay men on a low?
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  Speaker 2: Two things?
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  Speaker 4: So my extensive research came up with somebody posting on
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  Speaker 4: Reddit dubb seems.
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  Speaker 2: Queer, that's just it.
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  Speaker 4: And then a bunch of what I assume are straight
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  Speaker 4: people being upset about people speculating on the.
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  Speaker 3: Sexual all the others interesting.
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  Speaker 4: And then as far as kangaroos go, nothing showing that
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  Speaker 4: they enjoy hunting for sport. But they will lure dogs
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  Speaker 4: out into the water, That's what I'm talking about. What
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  Speaker 4: because they think that they think they're dingoes and yes
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  Speaker 4: that is a predit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh interesting, They.
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  Speaker 2: Lure them into the water and they this is actually true.
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  Speaker 2: So they use their tails to like make themselves taller
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  Speaker 2: in the water, and then the dog will come out
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  Speaker 2: and be like, oh it looks really shallow, Like I'll.
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  Speaker 3: Just Oh, that's crafty.
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  Speaker 2: They kill them with their bottom walk the legs.
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  Speaker 3: What do they call them? H? What are those the bouncers?
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  Speaker 2: Sure?
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  Speaker 3: The big flippers? Yeah, the feet. Wow, that's a fact
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  Speaker 3: that more people should know about kangaroos.
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  Speaker 2: I think so too.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that's dark, that's an evil thing to do.
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  Speaker 2: I do think that certain animals, especially in Australia, they
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  Speaker 2: have these weird like mendettas. I always the amount of
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: times I've been for some reason in the shower and
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  Speaker 2: a huge huntsman spider will just be in the spider
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  Speaker 2: kind of just like looking.
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  Speaker 3: At me, and I'm like, and are those poisonous?
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  Speaker 2: No, they're actually I actually love huntsmen.
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: Oh so they're just perverts.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're obsessed with me. It's so hard to not
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  Speaker 2: be dating when these huntsmen.
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  Speaker 3: How big are they?
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  Speaker 2: They can get pretty big?
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I remember in school I had one crawl out of
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  Speaker 2: my school jacket wall and go like this on my face.
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  Speaker 3: Like an alien face sucker or whatever they're called.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I screamed, you know, when you're intake your air.
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  Speaker 2: And when I did that, it tried to crawl.
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  Speaker 3: Now, this is very Sigourney weaver of it and I
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  Speaker 3: like threw.
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  Speaker 2: It on the ground and I remember my mom thought
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  Speaker 2: I was exaggerating and I wasn't. Wow, it was the
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  Speaker 2: size of my face, that is wild.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I kind of feel bad for these giant spiders that
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  Speaker 3: have no venom because people are so afraid of them
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  Speaker 3: and they're kind of just defenseless freaks.
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  Speaker 2: Well, they actually eat all of the more poisonous spiders,
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  Speaker 2: so it's actually good if you have them in your home, right,
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  Speaker 2: it just gets a little weird when they're in the shower.
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  Speaker 3: Right, they're soaking wet, they're using your soap, your loofer.
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  Speaker 2: Ah.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. Yeah, Australia I does have just it's another universe
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  Speaker 3: animals that in America you're kind of taught about kangaroos, koala, bears,
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  Speaker 3: and dingoes. I suppose wallabes are, yeah, but then there's
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  Speaker 3: just a I mean on alone alone I've been I mean,
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  Speaker 3: the amount of animals I've never heard of, something called
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  Speaker 3: like a padam palamodi, a platypus. No, not a platypus,
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  Speaker 3: that's the other one we learn about. But it's like
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  Speaker 3: a miniature kangaroo, kind of like a wallabe. Oh oh,
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  Speaker 3: I wonder what it's called. I don't think I know
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  Speaker 3: it is.
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  Speaker 2: Where are they?
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  Speaker 3: This is you know in Tasmania.
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  Speaker 2: Oh sure, Tasmania is cool.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Tasmania's got it all. Yeah. The devils, Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 3: of course, that's another one we learn about. Yeah, well
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  Speaker 3: you just know because of the cartoon character, for sure.
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  Speaker 3: But Tasmanian Devils make the most eerie sound. I'm sorry
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  Speaker 3: to just drag. I'm just talking to you like you're
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  Speaker 3: an Australian expert. It's just like, look, possibly be more
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  Speaker 3: boring for an Australian.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm happy to educate. I actually I feel very
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  Speaker 2: strongly about letting people know that kangaroos are crazy. So
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  Speaker 2: I'm so I feel really fulfilled, like that's a big
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  Speaker 2: thing that I've been wanting to get out into the world.
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  Speaker 3: That's the sole reason you came on this podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of, I was like edging the conversation in that direction.
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  Speaker 2: When are we going to talk about.
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  Speaker 3: Kangaroo Ah, there is another Australian thing that we'll touch
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  Speaker 3: on briefly and then we can talk about other things.
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  Speaker 3: But Australians seem to be very good at breakfast.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, so true, Yes, it is why you know what
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  Speaker 2: I I don't actually know because I was gonna say
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  Speaker 2: we're not. We don't have a big night life, but
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  Speaker 2: Australian party in a way that I think is a little.
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  Speaker 3: Scary, probably dangerous.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah I can, yeah, no, but we do. We have
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  Speaker 2: a great breakfast culture, coffee culture.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Anytime I'm in another country, if I google like
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: an Australian coffee or breakfast place, that's the place you
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: should go to get breakfast. Yeah, because a lot of
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: countries are bad at breakfast.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: Well they have you noticed the Australian cafes like popping
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: up in.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: All over La everywhere, and they're always you know, just
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: drenched with sun, very lightwood. They're almost I mean that's
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: one thing that we've got to mix it up with
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: the Australian brunch place.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Advertoast you know, I mean, what's avocado toast has become
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: this like sign of wealth. Yes, av a toast is
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: something that like my nano makes and my great nana
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: still alive.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, shout out to her, great Nana, reach out.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: She's a county little bit. I love her. God she's cool.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: But she'll make avocado toast. It has been my whole life.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: So it's really a part of Australian culture. But I
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know if the Australian cafes in
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: LA and New York have the same.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: Quite that level of just doesn't hit the same right,
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah makes sense. I mean, you're not in Australia. They
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: don't have the access to these ingredients. They're probably better
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: in LA than they are in New York. I think
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: so because La. I what I assume about Australia is
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: that it's big California are Yeah.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Actually Sydney is very similar to La.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah, it feels like just a very pleasant place
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: to be regardless of where you go.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's nice. It's pretty good.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, except for unless you're alone in Tasmania. Then you're
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: starving to death.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: I think Tasmania is kind of a bit of like
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: almost like dinosaur country, Like it's very it's kind of
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: the most untouched part of Australia because it's just kind
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: of that little I get the bottom.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: No here you are criticizing it.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: Listen, I'm from the Gold Coast, which is kind of
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: up the top, and.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: It just sounds like heaven.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: It does. The last time I was there. I was like,
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: I played a game with myself, said, how many ass
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: cracks am I going to see out the top of
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: board shorts today? And I counted there were six, Wow,
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: in one morning. And I love it. No one's wearing shoes,
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: no one cares. But like that's where I'm a Tasmania's more.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: There's more grit to it because it's I think, because
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: it's further south, there's lots of water around it, and
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: it's this tiny little island much cooler. I think.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they've got more, they have more grit, more character. Yeah,
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: and these board short wearing losers, I mean I think
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: you said it. I do feel like board shorts are
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: probably on their way back. We're probably very close to
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: their revival. So I just brace yourself. Oh yeah, so
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: they go like past the knee, Is that what a
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: board short is?
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah? They can. They can also, Oh they can be
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: many board shorts.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Okay, so that's not I'm thinking, you know, past the knee, unflattering,
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: kind of just blowing in the wind.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: I mean they can be that, Okay. I think board
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: shorts contain multitudes, and they come in many shapes and sizes.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: Cola's very open hearted of you. Thanks. Well, you won't
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: see me in a board short, not anytime soon. I
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: think the last time I wore a board shirt was
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: probably two thousand and four. That feels like about board
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: short time, wouldn't you say, Onalise on Lise is nodding yes,
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Well bring them back. Well, I'm telling you it's the cycle. O.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: We're twenty years away. It's probably it's coming. This all
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: just happens over and over. We're trapped in the never
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: ending cycle of board shorts, and we just have to
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: deal with them when they come back around. Oh well,
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: I think there's something else we should talk about other
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: than Australia. I'm sure you'd be happy to talk about
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: something other than Australia, something I'm not happy to talk about.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: I was happy to have you here today. I was
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: very excited to see you, and I mean, you know,
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: obviously I started the morning on kind of a rough
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: note with the all sorts of horrible things happening to me,
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: and then I thought, well, Asha will come by, she'll
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: brighten my day. We'll move on with our lives. So
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: I was, you know, I was thrown and I was
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: a little disappointed. Disappointed is the least of it when
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: I saw you walking into my backyard holding And let's
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: just be clear, this podcast is called I said no gifts,
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: and I assume you've gotten at least one email you
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: were holding a gift. This is a black bag? Is
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: this for me?
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna be really honest with you. I yes,
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: it is okay for you. Okay, but I just want
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: you know I'm a big fan of the podcast. Okay,
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: so I've I've listened interesting, I'm aware, I've heard, I've
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: heard how I rate you get sure when people bring gifts.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: But I think I think you're gonna love this.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well that's I like the fact that you're willing
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: to take a big risk with what could end up
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: being an explosive situation.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I genuinely believe that once you see the gift,
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: once it's in your beautiful handy, I'm gonna turn around.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: Well shall I open it here on the podcast?
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: I think you should.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: Okay, we're reaching into the bag and there are two
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: items in here, but there it seems like they're wrapped. Yea,
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: so it doesn't matter which one I pull out first.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, maybe the big one.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: Is this the big one? Yeah, okay, I'm gonna pull
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: this out. I love this wrapping paper.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: It's it's nice. It waswhere in my house.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: It's like a kind of old fashioned with beautiful illustrations
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: of vegetables, including an eggplant a tomato. Did you say
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: eggplant or abergine?
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Uh no, but we do say rocket instead of ugola.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Oh sure, rocket is a way better name.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Rocket is sick. I think about that often.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: It's crazy that we decided not to call that rocket
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: rocket salad. Well, I don't understand. Did rocket ships come
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: after the what was first called a rocket?
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: It seems because they're such far removed. I mean, they
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: are very different things.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: They are. I wonder where that came from.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: Was that a desperate attempt by the arugula lobby to
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: make it seem more exciting. Maybe the birds are going
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: wild today. I love it. They're really screaming at each other.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: But yeah, rocket, that doesn't make any sense to me
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: as far as spaceships and things that go.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what the origins
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: of that.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: That seems like it would be a good campaign, and
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: if you were like at least trying to get children
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: to eat it.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: For sure.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Call it a rocket, Call anything a rocket. Okay, well,
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: let's let's get into this here.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: I tried not to make it too difficult to open my.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: Kind of a tubular shape, kind of a sausage. And
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: we're putting the tape here. Let's see. Oh I love
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: how thick this paper is.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: Oo.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: Okay, this is something called ricks Lotion Original Herbal Blend, Witch,
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: Hazel and alo vera moisturizer and toner in one. I've
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: never seen this before.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, this is my favorite moisturizer in the whole.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: I love a moisturizer recommendation.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Oh I And I just I'm not I'm not like
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: a little fan of the podcast, like I'm a big fan. Okay,
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: And I thought to myself, I was, I was really
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: this weekend, I was like, fuck, what am I going
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: to bring? Should I bring? And I didn't want to
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: bring something to clutter up your space?
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, thank you.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: But you know when someone gives you.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: A gift and you're like, oh.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Just more shit for me to find a place for.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: This is going to change your life?
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: How so?
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, the couple there's like older couple who made this moisturizer.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: They were giving out free samples at the grocery store.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Which grocery store at Lasson, It's like, oh yeah, eight
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: years ago.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: You know they do that there, right of course.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: And they were offering everybody samples. Nobody was taken. I
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: felt really bad for them, so I said, I'll try it.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: I put some on my hand and I was like,
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: that's good, it's great.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: You know, right as you do at the grocery store,
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: you're just being polite to the sample personally.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: So then I went to pay for my groceries and
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: as I pulled something out of my bag, I don't
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: remember what it was, but one hand great on the other.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: And I was like, oh my god, I thought it
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: was a stranger, thought it was somebody else's hand.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never felt my like I had never experienced
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: my sleeping like this. And I said hold on, and
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: I went back and bottles, and they don't sell it
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: in Australia, so whenever I go there, it's half of
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: one suitcase. It's just wow, because I.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: And you have amazing skin. So this is a great recommendation.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: I feel really strongly about it, and I've actually given
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: this as a gift so many times in my life.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: I called a friend yesterday and said what should I give?
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: And they're like, ricks, ricks?
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: Should I put some one? Now?
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: You should put it on your hand, And then I think,
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: I think you'll feel better about the whole thing in
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: like five minutes. You're gonna love it.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there's a whow Okay, here we go.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The old bottles actually used to have a picture
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: of the couple on the bottle, and I missed.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: That, thinking, I don't know I would buy anything with
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: a picture of an old couple on it. Wont if
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: their skin is good? Is their skin good? Yeah? What
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: are they doing? They should have their picture and their age.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Now my hands are so slippery, I won't be able
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: to hold the microphone. And Lisa is currently holding the
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: mic and may have to hold it for the rest
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: of the episode.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: It'll still get it.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: This is the most erotic visual you could possibly imagine.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: I'm also like not convinced. I mean, I think that
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: it cures everything. I think because I get little like
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: X and my kind of thing, or I'll get a
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: little sunburn.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: And you'll put it on it. I mean, it feels
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: great right now, we'll see it smells anyway. Do you
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: want some right now?
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll take it.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Throw some of that on you might as well. I'll
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: be moisturized. You know, I've been moisturizing my entire life,
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: at least since third grade. I've been you know, moisture, moisture, moisture.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: And I think it's partially because most of my ancestry
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: comes from you know, very cloudy, wet places, and then
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: I grew up in a desert, so my skin was
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: screaming for moisture at all times. And so you know,
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: I do a veno oh yeah, which is a nice
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: daily thing. But this, who knows what will happen with this?
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: Unless I break out in hives.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Well we'll see.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: So far, so good. I mean it feels very nice.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: And which hazel delicious scent? Oh yeah, what's your moisturizing routine.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: I'm always curious about this with different people.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I'm I'm a big believer in like exfoliation, okay, daily,
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Well for me, yes, okay, I don't know if it's
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: for everyone, but for me because Ashley elbows and these.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Oh sure nobody wants that.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. So yeah, I'm a big se lux cloth.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: He has ever heard of this?
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: They're this Korean kind of stretchy exfoliating. The package has
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: a picture of a woman using it on the front
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: and she's going like this on her back, which is
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: I use it?
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: Sure? I kind of have to get that like that
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: real pole that I don't know what the physics term
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: is for that. Make sure the weight is really dragging
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: along your back. And then how do you do your
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: knee like you're shining a shoe.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: It's you can I guess you could do that. I've
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: never done that.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Aports.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: It's kind of like a loofa like you can use
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: it however you want. But I'm a big believer in explanation.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Is key right, right? And then I'm a Ricks.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: You're a ris girl, Ricks.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: I believe in the power of.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: I will say when I first opened this bottle, there's
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: a type of shampoo. I was just talking to somebody
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: about this, which I believe is called rid. Is that
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: what it is that gets rid of lice? Or maybe
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: nix or maybe those are both lice shampoos. So Rix
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: is really playing a dangerous game with the name of
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: their lotion. I think we both mix different lice shampoos.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: I think, yeah, I think they could do better with
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: their marketing and stuff.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it feels like they're making a lot of the
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: wrong moves. But then they end up on a podcast
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: with these ringing recommendations, and maybe the sales go through
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: the roof. I think they might do we know what
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: the couple's name is. No, at least could we find
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: out John and Louise Ricks. Who are they?
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: I want to see a photo of them. It's been
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: so long they change this packaging.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: We're gonna find out they died. That's gonna be the
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: unfortunate thing that happens on this podcast, that the Ricks
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: couple is gone.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna get really heavy.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: O my god, are you doing all of your grocery
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: shopping at lessons?
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: I don't like to say it in my car. Okay, So
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: I'm a big like if I can, if it's convenient,
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: neighborhood like, right, situation. I don't like big grocery stores.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Freak me out.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: Oh I love them. I get so anxious mums. I
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: go there and don't buy anything, just brow saying it
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: feels incredible. Wow, just lost in the aisles of Albertson's.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Maybe I should change my thinking around it, but I
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: genuinely get quite overwhelmed in a.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: Big shopping sure, all the choices and yeah, like a
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: mall right.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: My throat feels like it's gonna jump out of my body.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know where the exits are, you know.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Oh that is kind of a frightening way.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Did I park my car?
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: So I try to stick to like smaller.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: Grocery lessons for the listener who's not familiar as a
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: very small grocery store, kind of an original, probably one
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: of the first like organic grocery stores, and I think
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: run by probably strange people.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: I think it has some interesting politics.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: Yes, I believe they do. I think that they may
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: even be Mormon whoa or there may be some Mormon
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: tie because I remember them being a little like me,
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: being like, what's how do you feel about me? As
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: a person? Didn't do too much digging. But maybe those
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: were just the founders now because they also could be
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: the biggest hippies in the world, because that's how the
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: store feels.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Well it does, and we'll never know.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: We'll never because we'll never look it.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Up, don't google it.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: Well, live in ignorance as this couple.
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: Yes, okay, first of all, their names are Jerry and
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: Donna Govin.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: But there's a little bit of a.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: Backstory which I think is fascinating, So follow with me
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: on this journey. The original Rix with one X was
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: developed as a horse lineament in the sixties. Jerry Govian
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: had a background of horseback riding and through business associates,
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: met mister Rix, who had a reputation with his herbal
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: witch Hazel lotion to heal horses.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: He was the ador to door salesman. That sounds like
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: somebody you.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: Just very sketch. That's the only time this man's name
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: is referred to. But I guess that was the inspiration
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: to heal horses. And then eventually Tennis elbow and do
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: we have.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: A picture of Jerry and Donna not on the website.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: They scrubbed themselves from the internet. Something happened. Something happened
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: with Jerry and Donna did they is going to harm
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: the business, so they've decided let's be faceless.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: It's devastating to me.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: It's devastating to me, and I'm just learning about the brand.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: I can't imagine how you feel.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Well, So yeah, longtime, fam. And this is another thing
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: that I'm out here like, I am the publicist for
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: this moisturizer and also your podcast.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: Wait wait wait is this that bless?
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, this is literally the only photo I could find.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, they look incredible.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's Jerry and Donna.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: Will get a picture of that on the Instagram or something.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: People need to see Jerry and Donna because they look
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: great and their teeth are bright white. I'm sure they've
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: had some work done. Ah. Wow, interesting. You know what
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: I just learned about. I had another moisturizer recommendation recently
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: for lips, and I told my sister and she's like, yeah,
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: of course, it's incredible. Nipple cream.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Oh I've heard about this.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: The actress Carrie Koon. I was watching a video with
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: her and she was screaming about it, and I said,
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: I love her acting. Maybe she's got good advice on
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: nipple cream. And so I bought a bottle. You put
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: it on your lips. I've never experienced anything like this before. Really,
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: I can't believe that people buy chapstick when they can
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: have I mean, obviously it's a strange thing to have
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: in your bag, but who cares and you use this stuff.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: I wish I could remember the brand. It's like Lenosha
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: or something, and I was a little skeptical. This stuff
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: is amazing. I would say it's the ricks of lips.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. See, I actually will tell you my lips are
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: the thing I struggle with. I'm a chapped lip lady.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: I think everyone, almost everybody struggles with this, unless you're
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: in a deeply humid environment. Sure, right, yeah, I mean
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: I should let you try some of the lip the
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: nipple cream. It's amazing, and it's it's not like a stick,
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: you know, you just have this giant tube of it. Right,
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Everything about it is better than chapstick. Yeah.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: It's probably not that expensive, right.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: Not that expensive, not expensive at all, and harder to
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: lose because you know, you're a chapstick is the size
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: of a man, whereas this is, you know, almost the
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: size of a ricks bottle.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: As if I'm with chapstick, You're kind of.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: Right. It's boring, and it sometimes it melts and then
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: it turns into kind of a disaster and then it's
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: like falling. If there's so many problems with chapstick, Yeah,
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: the only good thing I guess is the SPF. But
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: aren't you putting SPF on the face anyway? It's uh,
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: I don't think that the five SPF of a chapstick
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: is probably doing anything to help anybody.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Well, when I put sunscreen, I think I get it
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: on my lips anyway, So.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right, unless the lip rejects it. But I don't
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: think that. I don't know the science behind lips rejecting SPF,
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: So no one look into it.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Please intense like visual in my mind.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: Just flying off your lips.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my lip's becoming a completely different entity to the
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: rest of my body.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: And no, lips are weird. They are a weird part
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: of the body that people don't really. I think people
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: like to not think about the fact that lips are
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: a different type of skin and that they're just these
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: weird things on your face that are kicking the bag
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: because I'm thinking about how scary lips actually are. It's
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: kind of a you know, it's a portal to the
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: rest of your body, and it's there's something wrong with lips.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: What I realized, when you kick the bag, you still
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: have the tiny one in there.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: Yes, of course, I believe me. I've been to open Okay,
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna rip this one open now unless we have
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: more to say about Rix.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: You're not ready.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: How much should RIX pay you to bring this? We
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: said enough. Are Jerry and Donna going to be satisfied
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: with how much was said about Ricks? I think they will, Okay,
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: I think I think they're going to FOS two or
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: Sticklers if they get their money's worth. They're probably waiting
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: for you at lessons.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: I wish I could meet them again and tell them
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: how they've changed my life.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: You've met Jerry, and I'm unbelievable. It's hard. You would
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: have gotten a picture with them, Oh my god, Oh jeez,
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: what a shame.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: And I would have really stucked up on the ricks
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: before they changed.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: The packaging, of course, collector's item on eBay. Okay, we're
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: pulling this one.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Because I've now.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: Opened the next bottle and it's simply another bottle of ricks.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: But it's a to go ricks to go. It's, you know,
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: the smaller. It's like a hotel shampoo.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Because here's what I think. I think you're gonna leave
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: the house to run your errands later and everything is okay,
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: and then you're gonna think, no.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: I need more I'm the I am. I am noticing
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: a very nice softness to my skin right now, like, yeah,
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: it feels very good, and I'm gonna track this throughout
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: the day. But now that I have this to go,
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: I'm getting very good at like being prepared.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Uh, you know, I carry a bag, and I've carried
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: a bag for a very long time. And uh, for
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: probably the first six years of the bag it held
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: my wallet and my keys. I was there was all
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: this room to you know, have everything I could possibly need.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: And so now I've got a miniature deodorant, I've got
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: my glasses, my sunglasses, my prescription sunglasses, my wallet often
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: just a mess of napkins. What else is in there?
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm gonna be putting this in of course,
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: and is there anything else that really I should have
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: a snack in there?
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: I think it's good to go out with a snack. Yeah,
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: because love, blood sugar.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: Is h it's it's not a good feeling. But my
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: fear is that I would just eat the snack when
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: my blood sugar wasn't low.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: So I have trouble with self control too. What kind
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: of bag is it? Is it like a leather like
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: a tot.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: This one my sister gave me for my birthday. It's
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: the brand is Bagoo. Do you know this? It's I've
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: been told I for a couple of years of owning it,
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: or at least the first year, I thought it was green,
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: and then people started telling me that's gold. And now
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: it's really wow. This is kind of the dress. This
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: is the new the dress. This is gonna go viral.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go get the bag. I shouldn't have told
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: you because now you two are going to say, well,
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: it's gold. I should have.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Oh god, do you think it's gold?
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: There's hon Lisa's seen it. Okay, don't let Analse influence you.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: They're very pushy.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: It could be a different color. It could be black,
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: it could be pink. Who knows. So I want you
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go get the bag, and I want you
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: to be as honest as possible, leaning in my direction. Okay,
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: and we'll see what happens. I'll be right back.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Wait, this is incredibly exciting.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm back and apparently on Lisa's used some lotion.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: Uh and honly seems happy. Now I've got my bag.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: We'll post a video or a photo of this so
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: everyone can support me. What do you think? What color
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: would you describe this?
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, I've questioned, Well, I've got thoughts. I think because
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: you know, when you you wear a bag around, it's
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: gonna it's gonna change color slightly because you've been wearing
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: it around. But I think, well, I think that's that's
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: a sign of a great bag. I'm gonna I'm gonna
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: go against everyone.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: What are you going to say?
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: I think it's like a oh no, it's not wait,
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: it feels like amy.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: Cocky kind of Okay, So this I like because I
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: kind of got army green. Oh sure, but not it
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: isn't army green, but I think it's somewhere in that
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: realm of army.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: Well yeah, and nobody thinks I look that little squirrel
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: on the roof, that's very cute, having the time of
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: its life. It's joined the podcast. Are really entering the
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: yard right now in a way that nobody could have expected,
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: trotting along by a cactus. I'm very curious this squirrel.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: We're getting a lot of action here. There will be
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: no pictures. Don't think about it's too quick. Oh and now,
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: it's exited into the neighbor's yard. That's a pomegranate tree
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: and the squirrels go crazy when there's fruit on it.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: My god.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: Okay, but this that was a show just for us. Okay, Yes,
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: in the army category and no one now it's the
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: garbage truck has entered the podcast. Everybody wants a piece,
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: everybody else, I said, garbage, men's squirrels, everybody. But nobody
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: ever thinks yellow with the army.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: No.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: No, Well, when you say, what colors do you think
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: of with military? Could be nice though everybody in bright yellow.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: Gold accent. Nobody's doing that?
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: Why not? No army is doing that. But if someone
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: were to say, name the colors of people out in war,
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: I'd say green, tan camouflage. Sure never yellow. On Lisa,
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: are you feeling differently now?
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: I mean I could see tan. I could see and
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: maybe that's where the army comes from, because I think
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: that could blend into some environments, right, But I still
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: there's way more yellow in that than maybe.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: We say, like, what are you tan? With green accents,
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: green undertones, green undertones. Oh.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: I love the discussion around underturned, I know.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: And I feel like this has got green undertone.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: If it makes you happy, then yes.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: Well nothing makes me happy, So this is going to
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: be a big problem.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: I think the genuinely kind of on your side. I
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: see the green undertones there, go.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's not violet undertones, it's not blue undertones.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: If this was someone's face, we'd be saying they've got
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: green undertones and yeah, tan face.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But I also I remember the dress and I
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: saw both.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: You saw both.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: I would close my eyes and then open them and
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: one and then I closed my eyes and opened the other. Wow.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: I thought it was just like some kind of graphic
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: that they were putting on.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: The internet, right, like a hologram or something. Yeah.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: I was like, this is so dumb. They're just changing
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: the color of the thing.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: I can't remember what color. I mean, should we drag
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: the podcast back to this and I should look at
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: it and see what I think the dress and Lisa's
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: got it, Okay, I see blue.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: I'm seeing white and gold.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: White and gold.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: I mean it continues to be a magical phenomenon. Is
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: uh just like my bag, my viral bag.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: The internet won.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: TikTok won't stop talking about is it green or yellow? God?
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: I mean it is. It's a quandary for sure.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: Huge problem for everybody, and ultimately I think we can
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: all settle on it being absolutely filthy. I should probably
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: put it through the wash or something. No, well, I've
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: got my lotion here. Do we have anything left to
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: say about Jerry and Donna's big product?
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Oh? I, I don't know. They feel like like this
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: is like a single mom with its child now just
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: here on the table.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: It does look like like a nice little family there,
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: very cute.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't have I don't read.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: It's like a kangaroo and it's Joey just ready to
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: drown a dog.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Psychotic kangaroos. Violence.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: I can't believe that about kangaroos. That's unfortunate. Yes, oh well, okay,
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: I think we should play a game. Let's play Gift
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: or curse. I feel like we're already arguing, we might
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: as well keep doing it.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the one that you can fail at.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: You can fail, so be very careful. I need a
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: number between one and ten from you. Okay, six, Okay,
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: I have to do some light calculating to get our
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: game pieces. You can promote, recommend, do whatever you want.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, Wow, I am on a television show again. It's
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: on Netflix. It's called Apple Side of Intego. It's a
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: scammer story. It's good. That's a cool people in it.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: It's a little psycho. If you want to watch it.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: There's a dance sequence to Britney Spears in it, so
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: you should probably watch it.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: Well, that's perfect. Everybody watched the show. I think that's
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: kind of all I heard. And I heard, of course
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: about Jerry and Donna again.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Oh wait, do you know what? I just realized this
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: is really important to me. What happened with the leaking
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: in your house?
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: And I only know this because it felt like part
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: of my life.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: I think it felt like a part of a lot
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: of people's lives because I wouldn't stop talking about it.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: It was like years of me talking about this thing
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: because it was just haunting me.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: Because Alcon is now leaking, Oh no, I should see
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: them a bridge.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: Oh you need to Okay, So have you spoken to
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: your landlord?
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: I have?
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: They came and sealed it, okay, and didn't help.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. The rain hasn't come.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: This week will be a big test about I know,
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: and I know that feeling. I know that just gut feet.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: How much did it leak into your place?
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Well, it actually it leaked into my downstairs neighbor, isn't.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: It doesn't looked me. Well, that's very nice.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: Of you, but I feel like fucked up about it.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: Right, of course the building shouldn't be leaking. Oh that's
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: that's why you're inside. Otherwise you would stand in the rain.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: Completely my situation. You know, it lasted one hundred years,
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: and we've tried so many different things. It really I
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: about died doing it, and we finally, and this is
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: a big knock on wood situation, fixed it by essentially
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: a trench had to I believe it's called a French drain,
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: had to be dug behind where it was leaking down
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: and behind and they put a tube or a pipe
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: with little holes in it. And so when the underground
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: water gets to the area where it floods, it now
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: enters this pipe and gets taken to where it needs
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: to go back outside. And of course this was I
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: think I think twenty twenty three when this was fixed,
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: and twenty twenty four it seemed to be holding up.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: And now here we are in the middle of this
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: unprecedented drought of I mean, I've never seen anything like it.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: But it is going to rain. It has to rain
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: for days at a time for it to really flood. Okay,
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: so I kind of I am glad that.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: We're is nice. You probably loving this dra.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Water. We got a little bottles. It comes out of
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: my sink. I don't know why we would need more,
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: but it's solved. Okay, knock on wood.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: I just literally has been on my mind because honestly,
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: I've been very busy lately, and I was like, oh,
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: I'm bin on the podcast and I like didn't know.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: I didn't know.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's uh so that's good. I mean, I just
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: pray every day that it doesn't happen again because the
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: amount of water I've had to vacuum is just ridiculous.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: It was really destroying me for a time.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm happy for you. It's my mind it is.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: I'll sleep better, I know, thank you.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: All Right, We're going to play Gift or a Curse.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: I name three things. You tell me if they're a
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: gift or a curse and why, And you have to
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: be very careful because there are correct answers and you
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: could fail. So be very careful. Okay. This first one
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: is from the Mega list This is gift or a curse?
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: The duo Lingo owl's death by Tesla truck. I can't say.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: I can't say anything else.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: Is this something you have to be super online for.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: Probably I know what the Duolingo owl is and I
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: know what the Tesla is. So the Duolingo owl apparently
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: died by Tesla truck.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: Apparently tragic?
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Okay? Do I think it's a gift or a curse?
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: Oh? And the listener's named Shane, by the way, I
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: forgot that in my confusion. We don't know up from
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: down right?
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: Now, come on, Shane. No, Shane seems like a good,
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: good Egg, good person. I think I'm going to say
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: gift okay. And why well, because I've always felt like
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: Tesla's I didn't like them, right. I remember the first
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: time I got in, I said, how do I, you know,
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: make the air conditioner go up? And and i'd's like, oh,
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: you just like overly complicated.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: Give me a button and a dial.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: Literally, I drive the same Honda Civik I've been driving
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: for thirteen.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: Years, exactly how to do it?
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: I love it. So I've always kind of been ticked off,
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: I am, and that was before everything, you know, So
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: I kind of just if the duel can go out.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: I'm sure some people love that out. Sure, if it
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: died by Tesla truck, that's just for me affirming everything
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: I already knew.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: Right, gift, right, gift. You're correct. I think this is
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: a definitely a gift, I think. And again I'm with
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: you here. I have no idea what we're talking or
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: thinking about, but I do know of these two things vaguely.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: I like to think that the Duo Lingo Owl did
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: not die in vain. It's brought attention to how horrible
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: just we always need to be talking about how horrible
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: these trucks are. This brand, and the person behind well,
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: he's not actually behind it. He just puts some money
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: and he's a scam con artist. But the Duo Lingo Owl,
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: it sacrificed itself so we could talk about Tesla trucks
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: poorly on a podcast, and I think that's a gift.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: They're ugly, I mean, that's one of the billion problems
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: with these stupid machines. The amount of them that I
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: see is frightening.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: It's really disappointing.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: Rightening, but it does give you somebody to flip off
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: on the road. They don't have to do anything, you
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: don't have to even cut you off. You can just
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: truly abuse these people. Honk, do whatever you want.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: I would just wind down and we don't go. Wow.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: Not like it's gonna be a nightmare to drive one
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: of those. At this point where you're just like everyone
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: hates me, you pull into a busy parking lot and
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: you just have to wait till everyone is in the
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: side of the store before you even get out of
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: the stupid truck. Yeah. Yeah, Okay, you've gotten one right
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: so far. This next one is from a listener named
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: Emily Gift to a curse calling a forty five year
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: old man whose name is Peter Peat a forty five
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: year old man forty five.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know how you're gonna feel on this, but
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: I also just have to be true to myself.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: I think that's a good way to go.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: Get wrong. I need Oh why, well, first of all,
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: I'm Australian. We don't like to say anyone's name. How
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: it is.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: Australians love to put a y at the end of
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: things or an id.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: Ah, love it it's the national pastime, literally is what
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: I wake up for it in the morning. Well, can I
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: shorten today? It's very important to me. I also do.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: I have a very dear friend of mine whose name
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: is Peter, and he's always been Pety to me.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, always been pet to me, always been.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: It's a gift. But you know that's just that's culturally
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: where I'm coming from, right right, yeah.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: Well, well, well, well you're right. I think p D's
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: a nice name. I think that, you know, there are
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: some nicknames that are horrible, and PD is towing the line.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: But sure I'll call a Peter p D. Why not?
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: Who's stopping me? I mean, in a business meeting, you're
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: referring to your colleague as p d 'or in some
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: tricky territory. But it brings you are immediately in love
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: with the PD. You can't be mad at PD completely.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: I also think, like a forty five year old man,
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: claim Pete just kind of.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: Yes PD, PD. I don't know any pds. I know
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: plenty of Peters, and I think if I called them PD,
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: they'd be furious, oh too familiar. But as far as
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: Emily and PD are concerned, who cares.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: I think you should try it with your Peter friends.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just kind of. Maybe I'll text all of them
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: after this podcast. Hi, Pete, no other no other text? Okay,
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: you've gone two so far. Number three. This is from
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: a listener named Mo. Gift to a curse when toilet
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: paper is marketed as six equals twenty four or sixteen
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: equals sixty four or twenty four equals one hundred and
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: twenty three. I haven't seen that one, but we'll trust
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: Mo here.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: I already know it's cause why I just think it's
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: a lie.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: How so you don't think that a six actually equals
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: twenty four?
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: I just just make it twenty fo Like, why are
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: we doing this? Why are we fucking around? Why can't
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: we just have toilet paper? B? What it is?
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: Wrong? It's a gift. It is a gift. Well, we
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: were talking about me going to the grocery store like
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: a museum early, and this to me is a little
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: like bonus puzzle. When I get to go to the
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: grocery store, I see this and I think, what does
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: that mean? I've never thought about toilet paper math ever?
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: What is even six rolls of toilet paper? What is
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: twenty four? How do those equal each other? And then
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: I'm just kind of standing there and it's giving me
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: a reason to soak up the grocery store I have.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: You know, the toilet paper aisle is almost always empty
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: and quiet, so I get to just kind of contemplate,
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: how do twenty four rolls of toilet paper equal one
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: hundred and twenty three rolls of toilet paper? And have
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: you gotten to the bottoment I haven't yet, and I
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: hope I never do. I hope that this new trend
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: of telling people that you can just literally if you
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: own a toilet paper company, you can just put two
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: different numbers on it, and people nobody really knows se.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Is I Sometimes I like being gaslet I do. Sometimes
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: I like it.
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: It feels nice to just have to be denied your reality.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's a it's a lovely place to exist,
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: of course, so I can see where you're coming from.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: I guess, depending on the depending on the time of
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: the month, I would be like, yeah, I'm into that.
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: Well, we all love it. It's a gift. You're wrong.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: You don't win the game, but I got two out
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: of three, which is not terrible.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: I'm big in you know, abundance.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: I mean in toilet paper math, two out of three
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: is four hundred. Yeah, you can just say whatever. So
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: maybe you in your own little world within the toilet
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: paper industry, you may have won. Okay, all right, excellent.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: This is the final segment of the podcast. How do
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: I always forget? I'm trying. We're trying to get rid
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: of honor.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: Reality is being denied.
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: Right o, God, you're not even a PU on this podcast?
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: How dare you?
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: What's happening on Alyse? Do you have your gift or
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: a curse? On a lease? Now does their own gift
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: or a curse?
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: I do?
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: Where they present one and we both have to play
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: and see if who's right or wrong.
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: A lot of wordy entries this week. So I'm just
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: going to give one word for my gift or a curse. Okay,
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: gift or a curse. Olives?
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, do you want to go or should I go?
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: I'll I'll let you take the lead on this one.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: Olives are a gift I for a lot of reasons.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: First of all, it's a difficult thing for some people
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: to eat. They don't love to eat, and olive it's
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: a strong flavor, and you know, I think that the
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: olive initially is one of these things that as a
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: child you learn how to acquire a taste because you
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: put one on your finger and it's fun and that
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: makes up for the fact that it tastes porrible. And
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: then you learn, oh, this tastes good. That's just your
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: typical olive, black olive out of a can, and then
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: you're on your way to eat all sorts of different olives.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: It's also the only food, tell me one other food
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: that at a restaurant you can eat and then stick
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: your fingers in your mouth and pull something out in
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: front of polite company. For that alone, it's a gift.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: You get to chew up a thing and then in
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: front of a you know, a client at a sales
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: lunch or your wife's parents, whoever, you stick your fingers
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: in your mouth and pull out the pit and put
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: it in a dish. I love that.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: I think I'm with you. I think it's a gift.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: I just well, I don't know about you. I always
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: go to restaurants already too hungry. Hmm right, I'm already mad.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: I am furious actually that I've let it go this long.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: Yes, I know this feeling, my.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: Version is starting to go like dark around the edges,
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: and the olives just come out so fast. Then they
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: straight away there's no prep, No, just give me an olive.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: I'm a little bit mad at how they're priced.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: Sometimes pricing is again I guess this is kind of
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: a toilet paper issue. No one really knows how much
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: an olive should cost, and so you can truly just
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: charge whatever you want for it. But I'll pay it,
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: of course, because you're like, well, maybe that is how
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: much olives cost.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know. My blood sugar is so long.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: I'm not an olive farmer. Maybe they are a dollar apiece,
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: but yeah, I think that they're a gift on a lease.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: They're absolutely a gift.
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: They're either First of all, I think they're delicious just
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: personally speaking. But if you don't like them, then you
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: can bond with somebody else and say like, hey, there's
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: going to be somebody else at your table that likes them,
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: and then you've now graciously given them something that they're
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: going to enjoy, and that.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: Forges a connection, bringing everyone together, bringing them.
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: All together, just like I did with this gift. Or yes,
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: we're all united and on the same page.
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: So we're all lotioned up and loving olives, moisturiz and
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: I will say that there at the grocery store, Gelson's
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: on Franklin Avenue, used to have an adorable little olive
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: bar that was the shape of a wagon, an old
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: fashioned covered wagon. It didn't make any sense to me,
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: but I loved looking at the wagon full of olives. Really,
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: it's very cute. They got rid of it, probably because
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: I made fun of it online, but I loved that thing. Anyway.
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: I'm glad that we all we didn't have to get
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: into a fight about that. Let's get into this. This
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: is the final segment of the podcast. I said, no
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: emails people write into I said, no gifts at gmail
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: dot com begging for answers. We hope answer a question.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: I can do that.
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: Yes, all right, let's look at this. This is uh,
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: dear Bridger on a lease and guests who's clearly just
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: looking for attention. I'm interesting, Why me for fil I
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: live in northern Maine and it has been snowing constantly
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: over the month of February. Not my problem. The most
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: recent snowstorm dropped half foot of snow and then a
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: nice layer of ice all in the span of a
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: few hours. The next day, my husband conveniently had errands
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: to run, and so he got his car out of
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: the driveway and left all of the rest of the
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: shoveling to me. While I was shoveling the terribly heavy
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: snow and contemplating how much effort a divorce takes, you
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: just go on the reality show we talked about earlier.
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: My wonderful neighbor came to my rescue and walked her
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: snowblower over and helped me to clear the snow. I
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: would like to get her something to show my appreciation
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: for saving me and potentially my marriage. No, the marriage
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: is done. The problem is I know nothing about this person.
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: We have lived in our house for three years, and
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: I have gone out of my way to avoid interactions
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: with any neighbors. I am not a generally friendly person
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: and am not in the market for new friends, so
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: I see no reason to interact with anyone in my neighborhood. Okaykie,
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: so what do you want? Given the fact that I
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: am now indebted to my neighbor, I feel as though
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: I could get her some I should get her something.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: The only things I know are this, she lives alone,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: has no children, and works in the medical field. I
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: am throwing myself upon your mercy and expertise to humbly
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: ask that you offer suggestions on what to get her.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: My profuse thanks, Elizabeth. Well, Elizabeth is okay. First of all,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: the marriage is absolutely over, clear as day. The husband
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: is deadbeat. He's running his errands and isn't clearing. He's
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: only clearing enough. He's leaving his wife to die in
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: this frozen home.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't. Is a snowblower a thing?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: Snowblower is a thing. It's a machine. What is that horn?
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: Somebody is furious? Oh wow, cyber truck. Somebody just cut
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: someone off. No, snowblower is kind of like a lawn
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: or for the snow. You push it and it sucks
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: up the snow and shoots it elsewhere. They're very convenient
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: if you have a lot of snow. But you, I guess,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: would have never interacted with one coming from.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: I worked in Montreal for five years. Okay, very depressed
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: in that city.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: Who is blowing? That's so crazy? You were in Montreal
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: for five years and never saw snow blow?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: No? No, I well, no, I never saw a snowblower.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: Okay, saw shovels.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: Shovels and stuff like that.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nip trucks.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: I didn't love it.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: What are the French Canadians doing without their snowblowers?
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: Well, I guess I'm like in the middle of the city,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: so maybe that's not a thing in the middle.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: Of the so interesting. I have a good French Canadian friend,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: Chloe reach out. I feel like she. I can picture
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: her behind a snowblower.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: It seems like an epic fucking piece of machine.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like it has kind of like blades in it.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: It's kind of a scale machine. And Elizabeth's neighbor has
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: one and she's showing it off. She probably paid too
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: much for it, and she's like, I've got to use
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: this as much as possible. Otherwise where why did I
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: spend the money? Yeah, so what do we get? Elizabeth's lonely,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: childless doctor of a neighbor wants nothing to do with.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: They had ricks.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: You know, these dry winter months bring up you know,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: you've got a moisturize, moisturized moisturize, and so you reach
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: out to ricks. A little couple named Jerry and Donna,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: who probably have a happy marriage. I'm sure they shovel
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: the snow for each other, get a bottle of ricks
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: and leave it on the neighbor's doorstep.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: I think even the childless deserve to be moisturized. That's
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: how I feel.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: That's their new slogan. Even the childless deserve to be moisturized.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: We've come up with a whole new marketing team. This
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: podcast is one big ad.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: Jerry and Donna. If I don't hear from you within
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: a week, I will burn your company to the ground. Okay,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: so the lotion, a whole basket of this is a
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: great idea. Oh, basket of lotion is very silence of lambs.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: We're getting into some scary territory. But Elizabeth obviously wants
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: to be scary. She's complaining, she's avoiding her neighbors. She's
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: being just this antisocial psychopath. Her husband is trying to
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: get out, the neighbor is trying to help. Obviously, Elizabeth's
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: life is a mess.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: I'm a little confused about what Elizabeth wants.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: In general, you know, not just from the neighbor, not
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: just from her husband. What does she want out of life?
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: I follow it would be nice.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely not Elizabeth, do not write back in.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: What do you want?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: Elizabeth? The gift Elizabeth Okay, needs to give this neighbor
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: is to find out who she is, and the neighbor
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: will benefit from that in some way once Elie has
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: become a whole person and accepted who she is and
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: not just somebody who writes in and complains to podcasts,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: because that's not acceptable.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: I think you're on a good track.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: Then, Elizabeth, you got your answer. We answered it perfectly.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: Don't write back it. Well, are you sure I've got? Now?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be fully moisturized at all times, even
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: out on the go with my green bag, and people
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: are going to be touching me and I'm going to
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: feel great. I can rub my hands out on whoever
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: I want and they'll be fine with it. It's really
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: given me permission to just do, to become kind of
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: a neighborhood nuisance. Yeah.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: I like caress on the cheek of a stranger.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: You know, the grocery line. Somebody just feels my hand
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: and they love it.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: They love it. They're gonna say, whoa hold on it?
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: What moisturize it is? You? Just wait.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: My hands on their hips. I've had such a lovely
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: time with you. You do, thank you for being here
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: and listener, I'm sure you're already on your way to
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: buy ricks at your local organic grosser what have you.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: And so that's something you can do with your rest
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: of your day. That's all I'll tell you. The podcast
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: is over. I love you, goodbye. I said, No Gifts
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: is an exactly right production. Our senior producer is on
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: Alisa Nelson, and our episodes are beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: The theme song is by miracle worker Amy Mann, and
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: we couldn't do it without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: must follow the show on Instagram at I said no Gifts,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: that's where you're going to see pictures of all these
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: the gifts? Ivan?
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: Did you hear?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: Fun a man myself perfectly clear?
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: And you're I.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: Guess you gotta come to me empty And I said,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: no guests, your own presences, presents en I already had
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: too much stuff, So how do you dare to surbey
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: me