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Bush | Son of a Boy Dad #350 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh yeah, well you're not. I'm not going back
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  Speaker 6: to County.
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  Speaker 4: Set up, set up a desk outside the office.
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  Speaker 5: What movie is that I'm not going back to County?
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  Speaker 6: What movie.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I'm holding court here on the street movie, I don't
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  Speaker 6: know the town. Jeremy Renner really for some reason, I
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  Speaker 6: was thinking American gangster.
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  Speaker 4: And he shoots that dude in the head.
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  Speaker 6: That's pretty baller. I still don't understand how he got
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  Speaker 6: away with that.
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  Speaker 4: That scene doesn't make much sense logistically.
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  Speaker 5: The hood.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but come yeah, but I.
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  Speaker 4: Mean like they were at a restaurant.
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  Speaker 6: That was But I'll tell you what, I lose my
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  Speaker 6: appetite if I see somebody like yelling at somebody, Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: shooting somebody in the head in the street. I'm not
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  Speaker 6: either going back to peach cor omelet after that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's so bold.
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  Speaker 4: And he takes the tip jar he lives the tip?
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  Speaker 5: Did he put it on his chest or something like that?
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  Speaker 4: He put his chest?
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  Speaker 6: Why did he do that? Again?
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  Speaker 4: Because that guy was coming around asking for money in
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  Speaker 4: front of his family across the line.
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  Speaker 6: And that's, uh, you don't do that. Actor, that great actor,
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  Speaker 6: Denzel Washington. Idris Elba, Idris Elba? Is it? Idris? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: It is good call.
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  Speaker 4: It is right, Idris from the wire, old ass name.
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  Speaker 6: You don't know? I come on, yes you do. Idris Elba.
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  Speaker 4: I've never seen the wire.
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  Speaker 6: It's not just that. Now he's in everything.
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  Speaker 5: He was going to be James find.
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  Speaker 6: He's the coolest guy. He's the coolest actor in Hollywood
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  Speaker 6: right now.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't sound like it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, he it is. And by the way, you not
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  Speaker 6: knowing who someone is is a credit to them.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm really bad with actors, it seems
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  Speaker 4: so I don't know, like I know actors. I know
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  Speaker 4: I know actors, but their names. When someone says the
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  Speaker 4: name of an act like if you named like fifteen.
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  Speaker 6: Did you watch that show about the plane that gets hijacked? Now,
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  Speaker 6: it's like they're on the flight the whole time. Flight
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  Speaker 6: it's called hijack. I think now thinks it's pretty good.
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  Speaker 6: You might like it. He's in that, He's in everything. Man,
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  Speaker 6: I'll just look. I mean, come on, you know.
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  Speaker 4: Who I probably know respect Idris.
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  Speaker 6: A little bit, one of the most like bookable.
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  Speaker 5: He's a classic.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course, ye who doesn't know this.
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  Speaker 5: Guy, which is actually a credit against him that you
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  Speaker 5: know him.
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  Speaker 6: Go back to not knowing him. So I'm going to
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  Speaker 6: be successful.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's the one that gets shot in the head,
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  Speaker 4: right thor Ragnarok.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's the one who gets shot in the head.
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  Speaker 4: He's in Molly's game. Yeah, he's the lawyer.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're right, let's go, aren't you looking at Come on, man,
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  Speaker 6: let's fucking go.
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  Speaker 4: I just didn't know he's uh, he's very talented, which
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  Speaker 4: is nothing but the best in the wire sas is
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  Speaker 4: that his cool guy hottest whenever he wears a.
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  Speaker 6: Beanie Beanie You know that. We don't really get along
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  Speaker 6: with the ESPN, right, Yeah, so.
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  Speaker 4: I've thought about that good bit actually, but then it's
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  Speaker 4: just like I wish I could just rip this part off.
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  Speaker 6: But you had that sweater assigned for this week.
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  Speaker 4: For this week, Yeah, that's the problem.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well you have been wearing it. I got it Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Actually you wore that to SNL.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course it was casual.
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  Speaker 6: Like what what's your thought for that? What happens there
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  Speaker 6: where You're like.
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  Speaker 4: I just love how this sweatshirt fits. It's really that's
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  Speaker 4: all it's about. It's about how it fits. But it
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  Speaker 4: says something, yeah, but that's not important.
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  Speaker 6: It says it says I really like to watch the
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  Speaker 6: sports highlights at nine am at ten am. If I
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  Speaker 6: stay home sick from school, I'm running.
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  Speaker 4: I'm watching Sports.
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  Speaker 5: Center Stuart Scott, SVP, who is an absolutely mention Rosillo
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  Speaker 5: back in the day.
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  Speaker 6: Now, is you an anchor on Sports Center?
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  Speaker 5: No, but he was a he had a show on ESPN.
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  Speaker 5: So I guess it was the top part of the
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  Speaker 5: sweatshirt is represented.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Barcel van talk, Yeah of course. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: See, I didn't know if I was like I wondered
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  Speaker 4: for a minute if it was going to be something
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  Speaker 4: that would cause problems.
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  Speaker 5: Should I send it to Dave right now?
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  Speaker 6: I don't even know, to be honest with you, that's
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  Speaker 6: all way over my pay grade. So I don't think
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  Speaker 6: it is.
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  Speaker 5: It's like a throwback, like you got that for like
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  Speaker 5: a subscription to Sports Illustrated in the mail back in
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  Speaker 5: the day.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Sports Illustrated for Kids. Buzz. Yeah remember Buzz?
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  Speaker 5: No, it was Buzz.
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  Speaker 6: They did a comic. There was a comic feature in Yes,
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  Speaker 6: I think it was at the end. Yeah, the kid's
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  Speaker 6: name was Buzz.
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  Speaker 4: The only time I ever watched or I ever read
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  Speaker 4: Sports Illustrated for Kids's when I went to the doctor,
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  Speaker 4: I had all the magazines.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I read Highlights at the doctor.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what, I would read Cosmopolitan because it
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  Speaker 5: would always be like one hundred one tips to get
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  Speaker 5: your man hard as a rock. That would be on
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  Speaker 5: like the cover of the Little Girl's magazine.
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  Speaker 6: So fucked.
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  Speaker 5: But I was a little boy.
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  Speaker 6: So Highlights Highlights did uh some great features. One time
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  Speaker 6: they listed all the best palindromes race car, a man,
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  Speaker 6: a plan, a canal, Panama, rise to vote, sir, Wow,
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  Speaker 6: that's a good one, mister owl ate my metal worm.
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  Speaker 4: We had the we used to have like the double
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  Speaker 4: XL or XXL magazine at our doctor's office.
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  Speaker 5: They thought he was going to have I thought, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: if you did, like a twenty word palindrome, that would
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  Speaker 5: have been so soon.
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  Speaker 6: I wish I could race car anyway back to double XL.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, No, it wasn't even It was a dumb joke.
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  Speaker 6: Where did you go to the What doctor did you
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  Speaker 6: go to?
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  Speaker 5: I went to one in harlement.
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  Speaker 4: I was going to say, just trying to get out
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  Speaker 4: of this joke. Honestly, what was the what was the joke?
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  Speaker 4: The joke was going to be that my doctor had
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  Speaker 4: the double That's how I found out about the freshman clubs.
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  Speaker 6: Every year.
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  Speaker 4: It's getting my.
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  Speaker 6: Alves looked at. That's funny when nutrition when when in
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  Speaker 6: check on and whether or not you had sickle cell anemia?
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  Speaker 6: Is that the Is that the disease that only black
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  Speaker 6: people can get? Or are they the only group that
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  Speaker 6: cannot get it?
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  Speaker 5: No? No, they get it.
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  Speaker 6: They're the only ones. They get it, right.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if they're the only ones, but they
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  Speaker 5: got it for sure.
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  Speaker 6: It's it's endemic to them.
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  Speaker 4: Right, I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: My dad is one of the Like his life work
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  Speaker 5: is researching sickle cell and no way really yeah, and
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  Speaker 5: like finding a better test for it. It's hard to
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  Speaker 5: find a cure, but finding a cheap test like that
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  Speaker 5: you can sell in African countries.
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  Speaker 4: What's the current test?
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  Speaker 5: I mean it costs like two cents to make.
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  Speaker 6: You're right round. It is not only it does not
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  Speaker 6: only affect black people, although it is most common in
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  Speaker 6: individuals of African descent. It also affects people of any
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  Speaker 6: race or ethnicity whose ancestors came from other parts of
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  Speaker 6: the world where malaria was or is widespread.
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  Speaker 5: The current tests they put on a Timbaland beat and
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  Speaker 5: see if you can bob your head to it. That Yep,
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  Speaker 5: he's got it. Yeah, he's got sickle so bad. Oh no,
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  Speaker 5: he's pop locking. Oh fuck, he's got it.
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  Speaker 6: Brutal.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess I should do this intro.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, let's come on, fire it up. Brother.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today.
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  Speaker 4: It's November fourth, it is three forty pm, and we're
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  Speaker 4: here live from h q DRAS. Yeah, you guys see
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  Speaker 4: another beautiful day in New York City.
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  Speaker 5: You guys see Tom Tom Brady cloned his dog.
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  Speaker 6: I did see that.
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  Speaker 4: I did not, But we were just discussing that downstairs.
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  Speaker 5: So you saw her, you didn't.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't see it.
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  Speaker 6: I heard.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, But that's interesting.
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  Speaker 6: I don't.
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  Speaker 4: I think that's a pretty weird idea.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know why rich people decide to do that.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I don't hate it.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: It'd be a little weird. But like, you lose a
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  Speaker 6: dog's that's the everyone knows that that is the problem
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  Speaker 6: with dogs is that they die, is that they die. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: but it's a nightmare. And if you could the day
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  Speaker 6: after your dog died, it's life over. Yeah, but it's
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  Speaker 6: not like something cemetery type of shit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, But then aren't you looking at it being like
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  Speaker 4: you're not fucking whiskers.
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  Speaker 6: I mean it's the closest it's gonna be. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 6: the thing.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like it would be better. I'd rather just
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  Speaker 4: get a dog, like like breeding the dog like that.
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  Speaker 4: Like didn't you say you did that, Francis, Like you
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  Speaker 4: guys had a dog and then it died, but then
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  Speaker 4: you had like the puppy from it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Waggy was the matriarch and we got sparkle from her.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like I think that's a much God's version of
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  Speaker 5: clon cling.
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  Speaker 6: Well, what was cool for them was that they got
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  Speaker 6: to stay together as a family. Oh yeah, mother and daughter.
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  Speaker 4: That's great.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I love that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that is the dream. Yeah, it's just like what
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  Speaker 5: if you if they have a different personality, Like what
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  Speaker 5: if it's a ship.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and that one was perfect.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, one of this one Tom Brady's new dog bites.
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  Speaker 6: We just quickly just comment on my socks because I
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  Speaker 6: finally got my socks.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Hell, yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 6: These are the cool cool socks, are they? Yeah they're cool.
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  Speaker 4: This don't look like Nike elites.
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  Speaker 6: I've been struggling with my sock game for a long,
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  Speaker 6: long time bro. And this is what we're going to
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  Speaker 6: be doing from now on.
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  Speaker 5: What is it?
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  Speaker 6: Because I'm always on the pod putting my leg over
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  Speaker 6: my knee and I'm always showing always.
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  Speaker 5: It actually doesn't go with anything.
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  Speaker 6: And this is what this is what when you go
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  Speaker 6: to like you know, you know who would you know
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  Speaker 6: who would have these socks? Are there the guys on
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  Speaker 6: failing upwards? Yeah yeah yeah, those.
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  Speaker 4: Like dress socks.
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  Speaker 6: No no, no, they're cream.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so you wear them under a cream suit.
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  Speaker 6: I don't have any cream suits. I don't have cream suits.
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  Speaker 4: You don't got a single cream So I'm not a
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  Speaker 4: slave owner.
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  Speaker 5: Well I never the perfect socks. I do declare.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not waiting for sweet Tea to be bashed. I think.
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  Speaker 4: Cream they are.
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  Speaker 5: They are really nice, but I was worried that they
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  Speaker 5: kind of have the like a a jazzer size hue
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  Speaker 5: to them.
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  Speaker 6: Hm hm really jazzer size.
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  Speaker 5: Like over it, Like now what I'm going for. You'd
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  Speaker 5: wear that, you'd wear like a tight legging and then
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  Speaker 5: those would be over the top of the legging at
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  Speaker 5: the bottom.
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  Speaker 6: And think about the eighties and those videos where the
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  Speaker 6: women had like the simulated.
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  Speaker 5: Thong yes, the simulated thng.
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  Speaker 6: Wasn't actually a thong because they had other stuff going
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  Speaker 6: on beneath it. But that look, I.
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  Speaker 5: Don't even know if they invented the thong yet some
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  Speaker 5: like bushy curly hair and a fucking simulated thong.
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  Speaker 4: What's the simulated thong? Like on the tights?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you wear you wear. You're wearing a leotard, right,
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  Speaker 6: so it goes below you know, say down to the
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  Speaker 6: knee or something like that. And yet there is also
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  Speaker 6: a throng thing happening. You know what I'm talking.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, of course.
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  Speaker 6: A couple of bags of sand.
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  Speaker 4: I think, uh that, I think having to dress like
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  Speaker 4: that as a girl must be the worst thing in
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  Speaker 4: the world. To leave the house every day in like
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  Speaker 4: tight clothes.
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  Speaker 6: Well it's it's moved though. Women don't wear tight clothes anymore.
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  Speaker 4: They're not leaving the house and in an ESPN crew
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  Speaker 4: ne neck.
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  Speaker 6: Let me tell you something. The last few women I've dated,
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  Speaker 6: I still own a lot of their clothes. Yeah, because
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  Speaker 6: I wore them home. I was like, these jeans fit
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  Speaker 6: me better than they.
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  Speaker 4: Fit you, bitch. I guess that is true.
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  Speaker 6: That is I'm like, do you have a sweatshirt and
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  Speaker 6: they bring you on them like is this from an
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  Speaker 6: X And they're like, no, I just bought that. It's weak.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah that is. But so as as leisure completely out
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  Speaker 5: for women, I.
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  Speaker 4: Don't think so.
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  Speaker 5: No, you mean tights, yeah, like like leggings, Lululemon set.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I think that's always that's that's always going
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  Speaker 6: to be around. But but as far as jeans and
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  Speaker 6: stuff go for women, right now, they're in a baggy phase.
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  Speaker 4: They are baggy's in, he's out.
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  Speaker 6: I'm going even bagg here. Look at these pants. You know,
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  Speaker 6: guns I could bring to a school with his pants on.
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  Speaker 6: You know, how any fucking weapons? Did you ever see
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  Speaker 6: that video now of the guy. It's like a PSA
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  Speaker 6: that came out or something around around columni where they
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  Speaker 6: showed a video of a guy and they were like,
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  Speaker 6: you think this is a normal student and he's wearing
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  Speaker 6: normal clothes at school, and they and yet and then
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  Speaker 6: he starts pulling weapons out of his pants, A fucking
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  Speaker 6: shotgun down one leg. He's got like three pistols, one
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  Speaker 6: of those semi automatic like guns, snubnosed things.
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  Speaker 4: Yesterday, I was trying to I was trying to write
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  Speaker 4: and I was trying to write a joke about video
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  Speaker 4: games and like how they were Everyone said that they
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  Speaker 4: were the cause of like mass shooting done violence, and
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  Speaker 4: I was I was trying to come up with like
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  Speaker 4: other I was trying to remember the other, like the
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  Speaker 4: reasoning that people had that thought. I looked up like
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  Speaker 4: an article from it from like twenty nineteen.
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  Speaker 6: You also play Marilyn Manson too.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, keep going, you're nineteen. I feel like this
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  Speaker 5: is like a nineteen ninety five argument.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it came back recently, really, and I was
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  Speaker 4: trying to look I was trying to look at like
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  Speaker 4: the reasonings that they had as to like why why
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  Speaker 4: gun violence is caused by people that play video games?
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  Speaker 4: And it was like one of the counterpoints was like, actually,
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  Speaker 4: some people say that people that play more video games
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  Speaker 4: are less likely to shoot up a school because they're
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  Speaker 4: so occupied with the video game that they have no
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  Speaker 4: time to act to find guns. Or I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I don't think that's one of the worst points I've
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  Speaker 4: ever heard.
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  Speaker 5: At a time I was supposed to do my shooting.
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  Speaker 4: I'm fucking slammed. I'm slammed playing Fortnite all night.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I don't think it's that bad of
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  Speaker 6: a reason. You know, I can't get you to meet
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  Speaker 6: me first sandwich, let alone sucking school.
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  Speaker 4: But like anyone who wants to find a gun, I
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  Speaker 4: don't think they're Their biggest hang up is like, well,
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  Speaker 4: then what's when am I gonna be able to play
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  Speaker 4: Call of Duty if I'm out buying guns all day?
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  Speaker 6: Fair?
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  Speaker 5: But that is kind of I mean he plans his
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  Speaker 5: one trip a day to Best Buy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, no, I actually haven't been gaming as
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  Speaker 4: much as I as I would like. We're in a
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: terrible off season right now.
• 15:27
  Speaker 6: I don't believe you.
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: It's true. Unfortunately, I'll sit down to play video games
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: a lot and.
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: Then sits there, phone rings off the hook.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: Now I just say it, I'm like that, none of
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: these look fun.
• 15:39
  Speaker 6: What do you do? I do a lot? Give me,
• 15:42
  Speaker 6: give me just and I'm not even being condescending. I
• 15:45
  Speaker 6: want to know. I'll give me a slice of your
• 15:47
  Speaker 6: life I can get.
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: I mean, yesterday I did this, and then I did
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: some stuff for teller Ide Bush which was going stronger
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: than ever. What stuff did you do though reaching out
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: to advertisers?
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: Yes, I did?
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: You you're selling the team you're selling the team myself.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: Someone's got to do it.
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: You're reaching out to advertisers.
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: Logitech, hyper X razor, Intel Core.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: We've been doing this show for years.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: You have like fifteen ad reads an episode because you
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: reached out. No, they sold it themselves.
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: This is one.
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: We need this to be sold stat.
• 16:26
  Speaker 6: I did always wonder if there was a world where
• 16:28
  Speaker 6: if we could bring in some huge ad ourselves for
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: something that we created at Barstool, whether or not we
• 16:34
  Speaker 6: would get the sales commission for that. And the answer
• 16:36
  Speaker 6: is no answer, And that's because we don't want to
• 16:40
  Speaker 6: take the work away from our sales team.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: There's some weird deal that Rome was explaining to me
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: where they get Like, I think it's get one for
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: your personal Instagram. If you go one for like a
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: personal account, yes, Like if you reach out to an
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: advertiser and you get an ad for a personal like
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: a story on Instagram, you would yet a slice of
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: that pie. Yeah, well obviously, but if it's for a brand,
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: it's for a Barstool brand.
• 17:03
  Speaker 6: But then then why are you then what are you doing?
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: We're trying to buy tell you Rod Bush from Dave,
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: that's the current plan. Are you fucking right, Dave or
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: Jerry actively right now is negotiating over text with Dave
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: for us to buy the company from him.
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: The company.
• 17:21
  Speaker 6: What's Dave quoting the team?
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: He's having Austin do all of it for the team. Yeah,
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: right now, we got fifty k for fifty percent, but
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: we're not taken.
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: Wait with Jerry, I mean the team's valued at one
• 17:34
  Speaker 6: hundred thousand dollars. That's what Dave is valuating the team at.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: Sort of yes, no, actually, but we did have an ad.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: We did have someone looking to invest one hundred thousand
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: dollars for ten percent, which that could mean that we're
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: valued at You shouldn't tell him that million dollars.
• 17:51
  Speaker 6: Then he's gonna bump his price. Wait, who Dave? Dave.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: We're hoping that we're gonna be able to work something
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: out with Dave where we don't have to give him
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: fifty thousand dollars, but we're not there yet.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: No, but it's better for them with their valuations a
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: million dollars than if it's one hundred. If he could
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: buy percent after.
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: Buys the team, we got to own it right now.
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: That's gonna drive the value the price of the team up.
• 18:15
  Speaker 6: Dave's gonna hear Oh you wait a minute. You have
• 18:17
  Speaker 6: an offer for ten percent of the team for one
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: hundred k. That means it's worth a million dollars. I'm
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: not selling you half the team for fifty thousand dollars. Yeah,
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: price just went up.
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: Jerry's gonna have to hit some bets.
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: He just did.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: I'm saying if he wants a half million, he could
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: buy it out right right now.
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: He could.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're uh, we're doing that. And then I had
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: a spot at the stand last night.
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: So wait, well, hold on a second, wait a minute, whoa.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: Whoa, because we just time travel?
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: Whoa, whoa, whoa? You're telling me a little bit of that?
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: And is your issue?
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: Shut it down? Hang on around, yeah, right around. Actually
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: I went to bed at eleven.
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: Why are you bowling past this? Can you? Can you
• 18:55
  Speaker 6: just let me stick on this for one second because
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: I have so much care. This is an amazing thing
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: you've done.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: Oh the tell your books.
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: You've created a valuable asset out of thin air. You
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: haven't even started. This thing hasn't begun. You're like the
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: Elizabeth Olson. No, no, no, Holmes, yeah, back Holmes, is it? Holmes?
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: Holmes.
• 19:15
  Speaker 6: The blood company, Elizabeth Holmes video Games.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: She didn't own, she didn't make anything yet, and then
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: she started selling it.
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: She got billionaires to invest hundreds of millions, maybe billions
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: of dollars in this company that had no proven tech
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: that they hit. They hid the technology in the dark.
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: It didn't fucking work.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: And now she is in jail.
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: She's in jail.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: Okay, so maybe not our best example.
• 19:39
  Speaker 6: And behind the brilliant minds, let's just recap behind this
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: modern day Elizabeth Holmes creation in the video game world.
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: Are a former crack addict, a guy who wears the
• 19:52
  Speaker 6: same sweater every single day despite the what it will
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: do to This is our. This is our.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: Like Steve Jobs in the in the garage, we're just
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: getting warmed up. You got big things on the way.
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but Jerry is Steve Jobs.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: Is I'm Steve. I'm Steve Jobs. I want to get that.
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: Out of Definitely, definitely Steve Jobs.
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: I watched your Guys Live podcast.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: He's the only one on the brains.
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: Then you'd be Woes.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: No Jobs is the brains.
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: No Jobs was branding and vision. Woes was was tech
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: and structure. And like the d n A of product,
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: was product all of that.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: You are not You're not.
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: I'm not.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: Obviously it's a team we're it's a team thing. But
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: it's honestly, I mean, I think it's great.
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: I'm trying to think about in the Apple parallel, what
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: you would be.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: I'm jobs. I'm jobs at Pixar, not Apple.
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: Different guys, You're a whole different class of human being.
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: You're Soverign No Eduardo, Yeah he's Eduardo, or maybe you're Winklevoss.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, I'm winkle Voss. If Dave takes Barstool
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: or if Dave takes Bush, then you'lss. We're going to
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: be in a courtroom and he's gonna be saying, if
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: you created the Teller ride Bush, you would have created
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: tell your odd Bush.
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: What do you mean if Dave takes Bush?
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: Because that's what happens the Winklevoss twins.
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: I get it, But what would he do that? What
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: does that mean? Right?
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: No, he's already said, he's already said he's doing it.
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he take it.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: He's taking it, so you're but I don't think he's
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: actually going I think he's just fucking with Jack owns it.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: He said, Jerry said, we want, We're willing. Jerry pitched
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: Dave and said, we're willing to give you ten percent
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: of Tell Your Ride Bush for like ten million dollars.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: And Dave said, well, I own one hundred percent of
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: it already, so why would I give you ten million dollars?
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: And here we are, okay, So right now as things stand,
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: Dave owns one hundred percent to tell you, Red Bush.
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: Why are you trying to buy it back? Why are
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: you not trying to work within the system.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: Because when the Saudis come knocking, we're gonna want to
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: slice it five when the Saudis are looking to throw
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: that five hundred million dollars back around, and.
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: You're trying to already create that like that Wicklitz reb
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: share situation. Yes, you're trying to separate try write.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: Bush five play five play exactly.
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: It's an interesting tactic and one I haven't seen done
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: before at Barstool.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: But you're shaking things up.
• 22:37
  Speaker 6: Well, does that mean that you will relinquish the marketing.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: Thing?
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: Well, this is actually, honestly, I probably shouldn't even be
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: talking about this. This is all behind the scenes stuff.
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: But no, we're trying to do we want to do
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: something where it would be like there's like obviously we
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: want Barstool to still be involved.
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: That's so nice to you, so like as like a charity,
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: like you're looking out.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: We wanted to be a team effort, you know, right,
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: Like you're still gonna let but like I'm paying, like
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: I had to pay out of Like there's already shit
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: that I got to pay for out of pocket. Right,
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: that's why we're trying to get this worked out. So
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: you're gonna need funding.
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: Instead of expense. They're going to be like you you actually, oh, es.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: Well spend This is in no way something that I
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: could expense.
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: Why why don't you come to people like me? I'd
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: be willing to invest for some equity.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: We this is a conversation that we're having literally after
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: this show. Why don't you people like me keep your
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: ringer on tonight?
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: Yea each come in.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're also going to be getting a call tonight.
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: What are we talking?
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: A lot of calls?
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: They're going to be talking. We're gonna need a lot
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: of money.
• 23:39
  Speaker 6: I will give you ten thousand dollars for ten phone
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: calls from you.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: A week and a lot of phone calls.
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: We spend thirty minutes on the phone me, that's more
• 23:49
  Speaker 6: than one times a week.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: That means that we're like there's a couple of times
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: where we're doing three a day.
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: We got to talk about Bush. I'm now, I'm now big.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: You got to keep the board happy.
• 23:59
  Speaker 6: I'm on the board. Yeah, I want a board seat.
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah. So how much?
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: What?
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: What kind of equity are you offering me and Francis
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: right now?
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: Best I could do is five percents?
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: No, it's got to be between nine and eleven. If
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: we're gonna be involved with Bush.
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: Well that again, your valuations are now all over the
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: fucking map. If you're saying five ten g's, doesn't that
• 24:21
  Speaker 6: mean you're valuating the company at two hundred thousand dollars.
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: Right now?
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: We don't coming from right now.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: We wouldn't really say we have a value. We we
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: don't really think that exactly.
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: So let's make it five thousand dollars for twenty five percent.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: Well, but but when we ask for funding, we're gonna
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: need a lot more money than that, So like, we don't.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: The problem is we can't get into rev We can't
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: get into equity and stuff right now because we need
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: to we need the company back first.
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I understand that, So should I just we should
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: go to Dave.
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: We could do And what are you guys gonna say?
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: We won't put we want five five thousand dollars for
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: a little part of the company, for.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: A little part of barstool for Dave from Davis. You're
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: gonna buy it from him.
• 25:02
  Speaker 6: We're gonna buy it from Dave whenever you'rely divest him
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: of his shares. And then now we've created what you wanted,
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: wouldn't you would you rather have the company in the
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: hands of us or more Dave?
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: Dave for sure?
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Dave won't even pick up your phone calls.
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: No, he won't.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: But if it's an either or I if it if
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: it's between those are the two options, Dave or nobody,
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: It sounds like it's Dave or you two.
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: Well, either way, it's not you.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, So in that scenario, I'm gonna say, day.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: So it's either Dave and nobody or US and you.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: Or or us three.
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, yeah, okay, for that, that's one of options.
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think we go twenty percent, twenty percent.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: Ll are you guys getting twenty.
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: Percent to Jerry? Well, First of all, think about the
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: promotion value of the two of us. Okay, you know
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: we've got a lot of followers and the media.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: This is but this is where this is specifically we're talking.
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: I'm going to right now pumping bush. I'm going to
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: be absolutely creaming.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: If that's I mean, if that's true, If you're going
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: to be like a live or die by the bush
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: kind of guy, then yeah, we're definitely.
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: I'm diving face first into some bush with my Instagram,
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: Twitter and TikTok.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: This is great news. The felots are going to be
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: They're going to love this.
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: Well because your success is my success. Now that I
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: own twenty percent of.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: The company, how much of Son of a Boy Dad
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: do you guys own? I have seventy five right.
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: Now, fairly sure, I do not What.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: Would you guys do if you found out that I
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: was just been I've had a ready share the whole time. Yeah,
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: why don't you do yori again? As I'm just in cash,
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: it's going straight to my account.
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: You don't care about smoking the first class list because
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: you're just coming out of your own pocket.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: I mean that ship like that happens with podcasts all
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: the time.
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: You own the entire thing, the entire time.
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: What do you got in that bag?
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: There?
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: This? What is this? Rounds?
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: No, what's that?
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: What are you got in there?
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: It's not from it's not mine. I've never seen that
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: bag in my entire life.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: Your fingerprints are all over talking about you. You know
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: what was like you knew exactly what the weight was.
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: That's clearly that you had lifted that bag before.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: Now I was gonna say, though, have you guys this
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: morning I was walking? I was or no, I wasn't walking.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: Oh shit, this morning this morning I was standing at
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: my window about walking.
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: No way, that couldn't have been today.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: Someone else was walking.
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: That was yesterday. I did walk yesterday.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: This morning I was getting ready and I was looking
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: out my window. Guess who was walking right up my
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: Bradley Cooper. She's an ear to ear, just smiling his
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: ass off. Come on, I think that guy's people say
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: man character syndrome. He's got it. He looked like he
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: was mid film.
• 28:12
  Speaker 6: But he is amazing.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: He's the main character, so I don't fault him. It
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: was it was like I saw him and I knew
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: it was a celebrity before I even saw his face.
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: I've met people like that.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: He had, like the fit looked like he's someone picked
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: that fit out for him this morning. A professional most likely.
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: He dresses really well and he had like.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: He had like over ear Apple headphones on. And then
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: I got a closer look and it was just Cooper Coops,
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: just smiling ear to year. He was having a great morning.
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: Do you know he's Alex Cooper's uncle.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: I did, yeah, chack.
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: You you won that. I thought I had a shot there.
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's just a friendly neighborhood. She's operator.
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: I tried to take a photo of him, but he
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: see got away.
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: Have you guys he escaped to what Danny and Coops?
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I heard. It's amazing.
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: Really that makes sense.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: I've heard it's good. I've heard that PAVs went and
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: he went and Bradley Cooper was working behind the counter.
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: Made like he's like chopping. He's just like sweating.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: Have you ever made a cheesesteak? Like, have you ever
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: had a job where you had to make a cheese steak? Sandwiches?
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: Man, I I worked at a sandwich place and we
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: used to make chees steaks. They're pretty easy to make
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: and they're fun.
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess he chopped out of it.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: He just smashed them around for like fifteen minutes and
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: then throw it into a roll.
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, pre chewed food basically exactly.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: We had our cheese steaks. They were they were weighed
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: out pre so like we would get the big thing
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: of steak and then they would cut it. They would
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: put it into little tiny plastic bags and be like,
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: this is the cheese steak. This is the steak for
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: one cheese steak. Nasty as fun the ever. You'd go
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: into the freezer and there's just individual little baggies of meat.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: It's gross. Why just his it's a little peak behind
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: the curtain.
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: I'm not certain that I have a problem with that.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: You would if you worked there.
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: It's a portion control thing.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: It's nasty. Someone someone's handing those things up before they're
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: putting it in the bag, and then it's sitting in
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: that bag.
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: That's every piece of food you get at a restaurant. True,
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: people are handing it up.
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: But this was a shitty restaurant.
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: This was a At a lot of cheesteak places, they
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: separate it with some wax paper, so you just slap
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: the wax paper on the fucking grill.
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: Interesting, and I feel bad that you have to talk.
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: It sounds so shitty.
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: Well, it's not that. It's it's not that it sounds bad.
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: I just want to save you.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: Is that it sounds so bad it sounds painful?
• 30:49
  Speaker 6: We can we can, uh, if you want to chill,
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: you know, we can talk. No, I'm not knowing you
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: to shut the fuck up. I would never do that.
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: I just I can feel the pain. Is it painful?
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: No?
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: Oh, that never mind it I don't really you. No,
• 31:09
  Speaker 6: my throat didn't my voice didn't go. It just I
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: had deep searing pain in my on the right side
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: of my esophagus, and it came from eating too many
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: sour patch kits. No, I swear to god, I don't
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: know what happened.
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: What the fuck?
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I had a problem.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: You try any water, because I'm seeing a lot of
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: drinks around you that aren't water.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: I've been drinking. I just chugged three waters while we
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: were shooting that thing downstairs.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: More, huh, you need more?
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: I've been having three te's a day, three waters. I'm chugging. Honey,
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: I'm having fucking that.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: Hain't it?
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: Musin x tile and all.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: I don't think three waters count if you match the
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: three waters with three weed drinks.
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: You just gave me this weed drink and then suddenly.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: You're trying to like it. No, I didn't.
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: What's in the bag? Then empty the bag.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: It's not my bag. I've never seen that bag of mine.
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: It's my back. May I have it?
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Give it to him.
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: I like my bag, right, Mah, I have my bag exactly.
• 32:10
  Speaker 6: Let me have my ba.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: You're not touching my bag. But there's the only thing
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: that's in the bag is Phoenix energy drinks.
• 32:21
  Speaker 7: Mmmm.
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: That's a lie. I see a Stella blue popping out.
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: The time and Dave are thinking about doing like a
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: one for one, Like I'll throw him fifty of bush
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: he throws me fifty of Phoenix.
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, little equity trade, yeahd off, just a little
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: friendly bushwap.
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, a little high noon maybe sprinkled in.
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be That would be very nice for
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: the white I don't know if we deserve that.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: When people do a high noon ad, are they getting
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: paid by high noon? For example, it was on Bonna
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: Chicken price story the other day a picture of her
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: tagging the high noon. Is she getting paid for that.
• 32:56
  Speaker 6: That's above mine. I would think so. And I love
• 32:59
  Speaker 6: how frequently you bring up Brianna chicken fry. Oh yeah,
• 33:05
  Speaker 6: use your great white buffalo.
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: I see her do something, I'm like, I want for
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: for me what God did for her.
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: I don't. I don't. Those things don't pop up for me.
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: I I follow her. I always see her.
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: Still, like, obviously not that closely.
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: Photos. She's always posting great photos. She's kind of like,
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: I don't know, they're always like they look like album covers. Yeah,
• 33:26
  Speaker 6: they're cool, they're highly produced, they're moody. There's like a
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: pool table and some red fucking linen behind it for
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: some reason, like where did she even find that room?
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I wondered that a lot about certain I wonder
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: if certain people that are like influencers, if they're like,
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: if they're day to day is just like photo shoots
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: all day? Yeah, because everyone like these people, they're every
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: day they got a new like four K professional photo.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: The dump that they're putting, you know what, I'll tell you.
• 33:53
  Speaker 6: The art of throwing up just like seven or eight
• 33:57
  Speaker 6: Instagram stories or these Carosell photos, uh has has really
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: I've started to learn the people that I think actually
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: have taste and how they curate these things.
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because it's like always like a picture of the
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: side of a church, like the corner of a sandwich.
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and then there's like a stoop with three pumpkins
• 34:17
  Speaker 6: on it, and then there's like their drink that they
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: had at a bar. And then there's like a candle,
• 34:22
  Speaker 6: you know.
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: And it's there.
• 34:24
  Speaker 6: Random ship and then yeah, like one selfie of me,
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: you know whatever. But I I'll tell you you can.
• 34:32
  Speaker 6: You can learn a lot about the type of person
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: based on the what they're posting.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: Their dumps, the dumps.
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: And those dumps. Yes, you can sift through that dump.
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: You get some fine tooth combs. Oh there's a little
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: kernel of.
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: Classes like elbow deep in the dump.
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: There's a little nugget of of of taste.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: I don't love the carousel as much as I used to.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: I think it's like people are putting like forty photos
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: in there.
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: Now that's all right.
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: You just can't get wall. You just don't have the like,
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: you don't have the eye for it.
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: I don't. I have a friend who has lost his mind.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, what happened.
• 35:08
  Speaker 6: And I know this because of what he started posting
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: on Instagram. Have you ever had this? You have a
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: friend that like, all of a sudden, it's it happened
• 35:16
  Speaker 6: slowly first, and then after a couple of weeks you're like,
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: holy shit, dude, you've got nine stories of your calf nine.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: I've seen it happen to a couple of people.
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: I have a friend who has fully lost it. Yeah.
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: And by the way, I don't I know he doesn't
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: listen to this because I think he's sworn off technology
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: of all kinds.
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: But he might be reading the transcript. Could well be
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: at which point he's fucking furious.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: Maybe at this point he's not happy, But I.
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: Also think he's like, it can't be about me. I
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: think he's adopted a new religion that preaches pacifism. Maybe,
• 35:54
  Speaker 6: But either way, this is a guy who you know
• 35:58
  Speaker 6: has really kind of gone off the reservation a little bit.
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and a Native American.
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: It's through, yeah, but he's trying to convert to white.
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: The Pact historically pacifist the white people. That's one thing
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: I know about us. We hate a war, damn. So
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: what else is he posting?
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: Brother? It's more like, what isn't he posts? Is it?
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: Like a liver king situation where he's like breaking down.
• 36:26
  Speaker 6: I don't know when to liver king.
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: He just started posting.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: He started posting, yeah pretty much kidding.
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: This dude will throw up.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: He was gonna kill samily.
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: So many Instagram stories that the yeah it's a dot
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: dot Yeah, it's a dot of one slide to the next.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: That's like when I see that, it's like sometimes I
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: just think, I'm like, you got to keep some of
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: those thoughts in your head. Not everything has to go,
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: No, but all some somehow I get to the end
• 36:55
  Speaker 6: of them.
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: All are those people using it as their dating pool?
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: This guy is not. He's not. I don't think he's dating.
• 37:04
  Speaker 6: I don't know he that is not what he's doing.
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: I'm dating. But he's so he's not using technology, but
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: he's posting on.
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: He is using technology. I'm trying to think. I mean,
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: it's not like I've talked to him and.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: Is he all there?
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: He does he's well when you talk to him, he's
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: I'm like, why are you doing this?
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: And what is he saying?
• 37:28
  Speaker 6: He's like, it's just you know, having fun with it.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not when they're having When someone starts having
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: fun with social media. That means their life is ending.
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you gotta get get in contact with his parents.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: I'm just just making Instagram casual again, you know, just
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: kind of getting everything out there. You don't need it
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: all out there every minute of every day.
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: What people do, they put it every put it all
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: out there. We have coworkers who do it. I guess
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: it's kind of our job. No, I mean, like you
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: could see how it was like, Oh, it's my job
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: to post a lot.
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, not everything, not most things, to be honest.
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're lying about some stuff they're not posting, like
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: the fights with their like significant other and shit like that.
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: Or you saw that. You see a video of Zorn
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: dancing at a club and then it was like it cuts.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: It's like a cut in the middle, and someone was like,
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: what could they possibly have cut? It's like him at
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: a club and he's dancing, and then it just like
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: the next one. It's like he's like it's like into
• 38:31
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• 38:34
  Speaker 4: what what what?
• 38:34
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• 38:34
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• 38:39
  Speaker 4: I bet that is what it was. I bet that's
• 38:42
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• 38:46
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  Speaker 4: I guess it is a better question. And what were
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  Speaker 6: Twenty pop? Smoke and Baby.
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  Speaker 4: I've been big on Little Baby the last couple of
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  Speaker 4: Da Baby gets a little repetitive.
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  Speaker 5: Really Yeah, he has the rhythm.
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  Speaker 6: But I I like pop as well.
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  Speaker 4: Pop's good. Little is good.
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  Speaker 5: Oh right, okay, Yeah, I've been listening to Olivia Dean
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  Speaker 5: a lot.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my god, me too. The best top to bottom
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  Speaker 6: that new album is un fucking believable. The final song
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  Speaker 6: she slows it down, amazing. It was just like the guitar.
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  Speaker 5: You guys are in the rap world. I just can't relate.
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  Speaker 5: He's listening to pop smoke.
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  Speaker 6: Here.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: If I'm being if I'm being frank, can I tell
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: you about the workout? I gotta tell you because when
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: you put on when you put on some pop, you
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: do do things in your body. Did not expect you.
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: Wait till you put onto a little baby. I'll say
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  Speaker 4: you'll play a little baby, and you'll say, maybe I
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: shouldn't play a little baby. Yeah, because this is getting dangerous.
• 45:39
  Speaker 6: I'm setting pr and everything I took, I did my
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: I did my whatever five minute warm up ship and
• 45:47
  Speaker 6: then come on, hit us. I just do this thing
• 45:50
  Speaker 6: about a thing. I like that, and then I do
• 45:52
  Speaker 6: dynamic stretching for a bit, but I went went back
• 45:55
  Speaker 6: to my thing of doing five burpies, five pull ups
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: every minute on the minute, trying to get to ten. Man,
• 46:04
  Speaker 6: I'm having a hard time with it. I got to
• 46:07
  Speaker 6: seven this time. My records eight, and I just couldn't
• 46:10
  Speaker 6: after seven this time, I couldn't.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I couldn't go on.
• 46:13
  Speaker 6: I couldn't get back up on the bar. The burpies
• 46:15
  Speaker 6: aren't the problem. The pull up the problem. Yeah. But
• 46:19
  Speaker 6: then after that, I took two twenty two pound kettlebells,
• 46:23
  Speaker 6: one in each hand, and I did single leg. You
• 46:27
  Speaker 6: guys are like this.
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: Romanians?
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I love those.
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: That must be good for the hip flexer.
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: It's good for your hamstring strength, it's good for your balance.
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: I did ten on each side. Balance and yeah, you
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: ever work on your balance?
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: No, but it's good because I was gonna say, we
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: got to be balanced on the river this week.
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: I don't want anyone taking a spill.
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: No, I'm gonna be floating down the river like Ralph Wigham.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: Better not, better, fucking not.
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: Ide, I have bad balance. I need to be doing
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: my single leg Romanian dead List.
• 47:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you gotta try those, because those those will sap you.
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: I mean, I walked up the stairs today and I
• 47:08
  Speaker 6: need to take a break. That's not too many stairs.
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: Now, but that's a tough that's a weirdly tough staircase.
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: I don't know why the curves always getting my heart gone.
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: I feel like I'm in a corn maze.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: The staircase here.
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: Oh man, Oh.
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: Sorry, I fucking didn't realize I'm talking to Greg Lamondo.
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: Because you guys don't walk up. You guys both live
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: on like you're the thirtieth floor of your building. That's
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: the only stairs you gotta walk up all day.
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: That's true. I'm my elevator rider.
• 47:34
  Speaker 6: You live on the second floor.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: You would have known what that's like, though, would you.
• 47:37
  Speaker 6: I lived on the fifth floor walk up for the
• 47:39
  Speaker 6: five years I lived in New York and we.
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: Lived in West Village, or when we lived in our
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: old apartment, it was it was a fifth floor walk up,
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: but it was actually the sixth floor if you count
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: the fucking stairs up to the building.
• 47:50
  Speaker 6: It's funny, dude, the when you're young, I remember like
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: going down out of my apartment and being like oh shoot,
• 47:58
  Speaker 6: I forgot something. Oh it's the and then I would
• 48:00
  Speaker 6: just bound print back up to the top.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: I think the worst part about living on a walk
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: up like that is is moving out, yeah, or in.
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: In is pretty bad too, because we didn't have an elevator.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: No elevator, so got to carry everything up five floors.
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: But you're saying, now you forget something upstairs, It's like, okay,
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: I'll get it tomorrow.
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: I'm not going back. Yeah, I'm not dealing with the door,
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: the elevator, doorman, any of that stuff.
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: Tell me this, You boys engage your core when you
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: go upsteps.
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: No, no, do you.
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: You got to try it my core audience? Yeah, like
• 48:37
  Speaker 6: Instagram story. Hey everybody, No, I.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: Never have ever even considered that.
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: You try it.
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: I'll give it a try. What is the point?
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: It?
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: Just h it? Really? I shows your legs.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: Interesting.
• 48:48
  Speaker 6: My dad did a bit my whole life. My dad
• 48:50
  Speaker 6: did bits. He ran bits, and he always he had
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: about seven bits that he just did for thirty years.
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course.
• 48:58
  Speaker 6: And one of his bits was that every time we'd
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: get at an elevator, he would say, bend your knees.
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: And the reason behind this, his reasoning was that if
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: the elevator fell, when we crashed into the bottom of
• 49:14
  Speaker 6: the earth, if your knees were locked, you wouldn't absorb
• 49:20
  Speaker 6: the shock, whereas if your legs were bent, you'd somehow
• 49:24
  Speaker 6: survive it. And he would do this when other people
• 49:29
  Speaker 6: were in the elevator.
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: To embarrass us.
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: As a bit. We'd get in and we'd be going up,
• 49:35
  Speaker 6: and you'd go bend your knees and bend his knees,
• 49:38
  Speaker 6: and then the people would look at him and give
• 49:41
  Speaker 6: him a giggle. But they didn't fucking know. They didn't
• 49:44
  Speaker 6: know why he was making that joke, and because he
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: was making them nervous, and they would laugh. Right he
• 49:51
  Speaker 6: thought the bit was working.
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: Sounds like it was killing. To be honest, it's it's.
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: A terrible bit. A bit, it's a terrible bit. Don't
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: even you have to know?
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: I actually might start using that one. I would hope
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: that you will might try that out.
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: Carry on his legs, get some nervous lasts lasts or
• 50:07
  Speaker 6: last yeah, laughs or laughs? Have I told you the
• 50:09
  Speaker 6: other His biggest, most reliable bit, the grand slam. The
• 50:13
  Speaker 6: grand slam, let's hear it is when a waitress comes
• 50:16
  Speaker 6: over at the end of the dinner or the meal
• 50:21
  Speaker 6: and she's handing the bill or whatever to someone. He
• 50:25
  Speaker 6: would point to me and go, my father's pain.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: Ah, that's actually pretty funny. I like that. I bet
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: that always worked.
• 50:34
  Speaker 6: It works because they laughed because they want a tip.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Laughs, a laugh, come on, and the laugh is
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: a laugh. I would laugh if someone said that to me.
• 50:43
  Speaker 6: Did I tell you that? When I became a comedian,
• 50:45
  Speaker 6: it made my dad feel that he had had this
• 50:49
  Speaker 6: funny thing in him all along.
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: Oh, I mean swimming around with some jokes in the ball.
• 50:55
  Speaker 6: It cranked his efforts to be funny, Like he started shooting,
• 51:00
  Speaker 6: you know, scattershot. He's like, well, I just missed my calling.
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: Literally it's in me. Does he send you genetically? I
• 51:09
  Speaker 6: had the ability to do this, I just I didn't
• 51:12
  Speaker 6: do it. But my son's doing it. So I now
• 51:15
  Speaker 6: I'm going to catch up. Now that I'm retired from
• 51:17
  Speaker 6: my first gig, I'm going to lean into this in
• 51:19
  Speaker 6: the comedy. Yeah, he's throwing bits around.
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: Does he text you like joke ideas?
• 51:24
  Speaker 6: Not really, no, but he does text me. I mean
• 51:27
  Speaker 6: you guys would probably I think my dad would like
• 51:30
  Speaker 6: you guys both as his son's more than he likes me.
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: That's definitely not true.
• 51:35
  Speaker 6: I think so, and I'll tell you why. Because my
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: dad loves ball. Of course he loves ball. Everyone loves
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: the Giants.
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: So did you reject baul As like a rebellious act.
• 51:47
  Speaker 6: It's not that I rejected it. I just it hasn't
• 51:50
  Speaker 6: quite caught me the way that it caught him.
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: But he's better because you're doing the whiteboard this week.
• 51:54
  Speaker 6: My dad sent me, so I'll need you to lock
• 51:57
  Speaker 6: it in. My dad sent me an email, no subject,
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: and here's all. The email says, teams with first round
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: choices should trade them for multiple second and third round
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: draft choices. Everyone gets hurt. Barkley Beckham, Daniel Jones, Andrew
• 52:12
  Speaker 6: Thomas neighbors. They've all missed half of their games in
• 52:15
  Speaker 6: their first three years. Draft more second and third round
• 52:19
  Speaker 6: players who are very good. A team stocked with lots
• 52:21
  Speaker 6: of good players will beat a team with four superstars
• 52:24
  Speaker 6: because those four will get injured. Get a superstar and
• 52:26
  Speaker 6: free agent market. Lots of good players and a great QB,
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: which we now have.
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: But they got him in the first round.
• 52:35
  Speaker 6: He thinks I worked for the Giants.
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: That is what that sounded like he sent that just
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: to you. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, he is dialed. Does
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: he watched the game with like a clipboard out like
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: they can notes.
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: What he'll do.
• 52:53
  Speaker 6: What he'll do is because he'll usually have house chores
• 52:56
  Speaker 6: on like Sunday in the morning, So he goes out
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: into the woods and like you know, saws down dead
• 53:03
  Speaker 6: trees his chainsaw and haul shit, does a brush fire.
• 53:07
  Speaker 6: That's usually what we had to do on Sundays. Yeah,
• 53:09
  Speaker 6: and then he'll go in and start the game a
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: little late, but he's recording it so he can commercials,
• 53:15
  Speaker 6: so he can skip commercials. But he will then throw
• 53:19
  Speaker 6: his phone across the room so that he can't have
• 53:21
  Speaker 6: the game spoiled for him. So at I'll call my
• 53:25
  Speaker 6: parents at like six pm sometimes on Sunday and they'll
• 53:29
  Speaker 6: be like, don't tell us about the game. We're in
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: the first quarter. Yeah, like that started five hours ago.
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my parents do the same thing. My parents record shit.
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: I don't know if they do it as much anymore,
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: but when I was growing up, that would be like
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: a constant my dad, Like my dad calling and being
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: like start recording the Red Sox game now, And you're
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: like I don't know fucking clue how to do that.
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: And you gotta like choose something to record over a
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: Jeopardy episode.
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: It's always a Jeopardy I have every Jeopardy for the
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: last three years saved on fucking cable. I just set
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: the auto record. Yeah, it's fun to jump in fast forward.
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: You watch ten Jeopardy episodes in an hour.
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I go. I watch the YouTube Jeopardies just
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: question out. They they just don't stop.
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: Zoom over the fucking stupid bitches that are fucking like
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: one time I went on a fucking boat trip. No
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: one wants to hear your anecdote.
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: Fucking we just want trivia.
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, give me some homonyms.
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: Trivia might be the longest lasting game.
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: You guys want to watch Jeopardy tomorrow night and let's we'll, uh,
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: we'll see who can score the most Jeopardy points.
• 54:34
  Speaker 6: I mean, we can do that. I just don't know.
• 54:36
  Speaker 6: I don't know how whatever's in that bag is gonna
• 54:38
  Speaker 6: hit me.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: That sounds like it's just gonna make me look like
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: a fucking retard. So now you get the guys, Now
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: you get I think actually Alexander was the king of
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: that village. That no one's heard of at that specific
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: period of time, that probably didn't exist.
• 54:53
  Speaker 6: You know, you say that, and yet I don't know.
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: I just don't know. I don't know little facts like that.
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: No, you're just pretending to be stupid, even though you're
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: very smart.
• 55:02
  Speaker 6: You got to preserve this image of the genius, of
• 55:05
  Speaker 6: this brilliant shark.
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: I'm aware that I'm a freaking genius.
• 55:08
  Speaker 6: You look like you. We need to not let you
• 55:09
  Speaker 6: have any sharp objects.
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: You're dressed like her.
• 55:15
  Speaker 6: Furlough down to the local fucking.
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: Thick denim on weighing you down all that. I'm active.
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: I can turn slower than yours. You have come crust
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: on yours.
• 55:27
  Speaker 6: You're wearing pajamas, I am. You're wearing clothes you'd wear
• 55:32
  Speaker 6: if you had a cold.
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: It was a plan today, you know. I woke up
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: and I said, do I want to go khakis? And
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: I said, I haven't. I haven't worn sweatpants out in
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: a while, in a day.
• 55:41
  Speaker 6: It's it's that there is the same color as the sweatshirt.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but who gives a funk about that? You're wearing this.
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: You're wearing all black.
• 55:50
  Speaker 6: This is charcoal. The socks are cream already talked about it.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: And this is a lighter navy. This is a faded
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: this is a aid navy. And this is a dark blue.
• 56:03
  Speaker 6: Tell me where dark blue isn't navy.
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: It's a different palette.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: You are both understand navy.
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: No, this is a faded navy.
• 56:13
  Speaker 6: You look like Rocky's unsuccessful nephew.
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: You do.
• 56:16
  Speaker 6: You're gonna train for a fight, and nobody getting very.
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: Well.
• 56:21
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna go.
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go run up a staircase after this.
• 56:23
  Speaker 6: No, you're not.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 56:25
  Speaker 6: I remember when you got those sneakers.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: Well, I can't run in my sambas.
• 56:28
  Speaker 6: We already talked about stairs. You've had enough stairs for
• 56:32
  Speaker 6: the day.
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go run on a turf inside.
• 56:35
  Speaker 6: I remember when you got those remember that of course
• 56:37
  Speaker 6: in Cleveland, Cleveland you said.
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: You were when you got those sandro uh fall.
• 56:45
  Speaker 6: You shoes? Yeah, these are from ben Space, which sells
• 56:50
  Speaker 6: those awesome boots that you have that I want to
• 56:53
  Speaker 6: get to the pair of boots, the pair of boots.
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: What are you guys thinking for for foot for footwear
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: this week?
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: What should I wear?
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: Can you guys tell me exactly what to bring? Because
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: I feel like, I'm gonna be like in some sweatpants
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: or something, and you're gonna be like, why the fuck
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: would you wear that?
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: I mean, only thing that is that you will need
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: is if you guys buy waiters, you're gonna need boots
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: for the waiters.
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: What shoes should I wear?
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: If you don't want to buy fishing shoes, just wear
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: a pair of beat up shoes that you don't.
• 57:19
  Speaker 6: Give a fuck about.
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: Could I if I had like duck boots, I could
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: have worn those. I don't have those with me.
• 57:24
  Speaker 6: Though. We need proper attire. We need we can't have
• 57:27
  Speaker 6: anything potentially inhibiting our ability to catch face.
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: We have to look sick for this video.
• 57:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, exactly?
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: What Like what would someone wear it to fishing that
• 57:36
  Speaker 5: makes them look like a Bennie or like a fucking
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: like they don't know?
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: Jerry, Yeah, Jerry, like on the ski slops like a
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know for fly fishing, I
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: don't know. Honestly, it's like the less gear you have,
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: the more of a Jerry you are. Oh really, It's
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: like if you're if you you want to look like
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: you're about to go like raid a drug den as
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: a swat and you're like in a swat, So I
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: should wear my ice gear pretty much? Yeah, like you
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: want like goggles, like fingerless gloves.
• 58:04
  Speaker 6: Do you know that my net, my net has a
• 58:07
  Speaker 6: magnet that hooks it to the back of my pack
• 58:10
  Speaker 6: my fish pond? Pa, You mean the net that was
• 58:16
  Speaker 6: given to me that I let you have.
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: No, I have a net that also has a magnet
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: on it.
• 58:22
  Speaker 6: What do you are you going pack or vest?
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: I'm going pack?
• 58:25
  Speaker 6: You're going pack?
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 58:26
  Speaker 6: Cool?
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: Well, but I'm the god, so I kind of needed
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: my pack. I need my gear.
• 58:30
  Speaker 6: People say that the whole industry has moved away from
• 58:33
  Speaker 6: vests and more into packs.
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: That's that's correct. I have a vest though, if anyone wants.
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: It, Yeah, I think I want it. We need to
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: drop a bag at an Orvis.
• 58:44
  Speaker 6: We're going nuts. We're gonna go butt fuck.
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: You don't want to walk.
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: We're going to spend however much Dave was going to
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: pay for bush.
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: I don't know if you want to walk into an
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: orbist with the idea that we're taking that spend a
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: lot of money in or at Orvis. Why because you're
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: gonna walk in there, you're gonna spend a lot of money. Regardless.
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: Everything is so expensive.
• 59:04
  Speaker 6: Really.
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so even if we play it, if we play
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: it tight, we're still gonna fucking burn it down.
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, how much did all that shit cost
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: when you went to that flash up?
• 59:13
  Speaker 6: Well, I bought a real, I bought a pack, I
• 59:17
  Speaker 6: bought leader, I bought line, I bought the net.
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: Do you have all that ship still?
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's all upstate. Unfortunately I bought it all like
• 59:26
  Speaker 6: a week before the fish Pond people hooked everything up.
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but now we have to we have a little We.
• 59:31
  Speaker 6: Have some duplicates so that when you know, I break
• 59:34
  Speaker 6: my net over your skull because I tied the wrong
• 59:37
  Speaker 6: you've been giving me wooly buggers and we all know
• 59:40
  Speaker 6: they're biting nymphs, and you've just been fucking.
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: You boys are fishing exclusively wooly buggers.
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: No, come on, b where's all those flies that bro
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: Sentos Francis.
• 59:50
  Speaker 6: I got those. I'll bring those.
• 59:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we need those.
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: I already got you. I already got a set up
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: for you guys that'll work.
• 59:56
  Speaker 5: Don't put training wheels on me.
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: You're getting the biggest training wheels.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: Let me have some fun. You'll have fun just bring
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: whatever's in that bag and some fun.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 6: Should we bring a guide? No? You sure why?
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: I only do the iy?
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm with that because then if it's all if
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: we fuck up, it's on you. A guide A goud
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: guarantees us, like some we're gonna catch something we're eating
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: good if.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: You fuck up, I mean trip, I'm probably going to
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: catch and release, right.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: Oh, I was thinking that we could maybe throw one
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: on the cast Iron scalllet.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: The regulations, but I'd assume for that river it's probably
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: only catching release.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think so going to have freak. You boys
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 6: are gonna have to buy permits too.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: I don't worry about it. I got and every I got.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: I got a US permit. It's called a forty license.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: Isn't it insane that you have to buy a license
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: to fish in America?
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: No, because they fucking will sell toize and charge you
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: for everything. It's you have to get a beach tag
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: in New Jersey to go on the beach. True.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: You gotta do that everywhere though, And is you yeah?
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 6: Isn't this what these are? The cost of the licenses
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 6: is what subsidizes the game wardens and the protecting of
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 6: the fishery.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: Supposedly, that's what they say, right, Yeah, that's what they
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: That's what I hear. But then why is usgs down?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: Answer me that because the government shut down.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: Exactly, So why am I buying a license to go fishing?
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: If we don't have a government, we don't have a
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: We actually probably don't need to get a light. There's
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: no game wardens out.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're taking some time off.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're on vacation.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: Surely we should like kill something that's like kill.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 6: Let's keep all the fish, just kill an eagle.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: We should just go out there with one of those
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: big ass nets. That would be so funny for the video.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: Halfway through the day, you just pull out one of
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: those huge nets and toss it into the river.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 6: I've always wanted an eagle.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: Killing an eagle would be amazing. That's that's like the
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: most evil thing you can do without being like racist.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: Killing.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 6: That's one step ahead of that.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: That's insane.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I want to spread its wings above my
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 6: bed mounted if we counted bald eagle.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're cooking it up on the fire.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 6: When did you get that? I'm like, it's the last
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 6: one that was killed before they outlawed my great grandfather.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: It was a window in time where they could It
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: was like that year you could go to Cuba. You
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: could just kill an eagle because nobody was on the watch.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: I wonder what eagle meat tastes like. You gotta be chicken.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: Then he tastes like chicken. My friends told me to
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: taste like chicken.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, so it's good. Yeah, I was guessing it was
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: tougher than chicken.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 6: Tough.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: Definitely tougher than fat ass turkey.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 6: Definitely, dude, eagles are the coolest thing ever, and I
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 6: don't think they'll ever not be cool. Do you ever
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 6: think we'll get to a point where eagles are so
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 6: ubiquitous that they won't even be cool. No?
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but they're not endangered anymore.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, they're still so awesome to see. See a falcon,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: you see a hawk.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 6: Oh, we'll see some hawks. We'll see some redtail hawks.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: I think I've only ever seen the eagle like once.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 6: Come on, yeah, well we might see one. I bet
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 6: you we might see one.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: I'd love to see any.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 6: They have bears up here too, black bears. Eagles are
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 6: not all The eagles are no longer considered endangered and
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 6: they were removed from the federal lists in two thousand
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 6: and seven, but they're still protected under federal and state laws,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 6: which we don't agree with because we are sovereign citizens exactly,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 6: and the government's shut down.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, or what if we like, set a bear onto
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: an eagle and have it do our dirty work for us,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 5: little fight instigate?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, like I would.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: The honey pot. He already was calling you. He called
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: you a black man.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: He said you're a pussy?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: What? Oh god?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 6: Are there are there animals? Is there animal meat that
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 6: you guys would not eat?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: It's so many most and stay solid.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 6: I'm eating it most. I think like if I if
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 6: if I said, boys, we're eating good tonight. I've been
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 6: cooking all all day upstate and I pulled out dinner
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 6: and you're like, what is that?
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 5: I'm not eating dog or cat?
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: Well, what's the animal?
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 6: Black bear? Yeah, now you wouldn't eat black bears. They
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 6: say that the heart of a black bear tastes like
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 6: filet mignon.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: I'm sure it does.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: I bet it. I bet your your rock hard for
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: three weeks if you eat the heart of a black beard,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: bet you like quell your boner. Yeah, it's probably fucking.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: Who the fuck is eating the heart of a black bear?
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 6: It's a lot of people maners. I was supposed to
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 6: go on a bear hunt and I was. I backed
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 6: out because I couldn't handle it emotionally. Apparently, they they
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 6: tree the bear with dogs, so that the hell does
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 6: that mean? The dogs chase the bear and it's scared
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 6: sons up a tree and then you come under the
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 6: tree and you shoot it out of the fucking tree,
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 6: which seems really unfair to me.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: It seems really unfair. And it's also like that it's
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: not even doesn't even sound like hunting. Sounds like your
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: dogs are doing all the work and then you just
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: go and execute it.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 6: But this is where most people like there's there's a
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 6: huge conversation about like the fairness of hunting, which is
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 6: where rogan hunts with a bow, yeah, and stalks the
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 6: elk or whatever, and that seems to be the most fair.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 5: I think the only fair way to do it is
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 5: to have the animal live with about twenty thousand of
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: that same animal for like three years and then just
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 5: shoot it in the back of the head one time
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: and have some like a burger.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 6: Of it because it has a one in twenty thousand
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 6: chance of that happening too.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, no, all of them die. What do you mean,
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 5: like a factory farming. That's the only ethical way that
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: I'll actually eat is if we heard it through life feed.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 5: It only olives a little bit sweetly.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so little bit that you wouldn't know if no
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: one told you.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that is interesting.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 6: Do you guys like foi gras?
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: I do.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 6: I don't know. I think I've ever had that, or pete.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: I don't think I've had that.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: Other mm they're from the liver.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm not a big liver guy.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 6: The process of it is pretty uh, pretty nuts.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: I think I'm good with just you know, chicken and steak.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 6: What about duck? Do you like duck?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: I don't mind it, but I don't like ever. I'm
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: never going out like.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 6: Would you have a duck? Would you have a bison steak?
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: It's great, I've.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: Had so this is just that what you've had and
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 5: are okay with. It's not like you're taking some ethical
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: stand about like the intelligence of certain animals. You're just like,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: I'm familiar with this, so I'd eat it again.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: Well, no, it's the I wouldn't. I don't think I
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: would eat a bear. Why because I don't need I don't.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: I don't think there's any need.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 6: No, it's because they have been anthropomorphized to a level
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 6: that you hear of Winnie the Pooh or the Bears
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 6: Seen bears.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: Because bears have like they are huge, they have feelings,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: and they have like a family, and then you're gonna
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: they're not.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: Like like all other animals that just spawn.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: Well, they're not like it's not like cows where there's
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: seventy thousand of them in one fucking you know.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 6: Lone wolves also have families. Lone wolves.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I wouldn't eat a wolf either.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 6: You wouldn't know I would eat a wolf.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: That's insane.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 6: I think of what I would do with that power.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: There's my paws, guilt. It's gonna be guilt coursing through
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: your paws.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 6: Oh, it's gonna be guilt. Yeah, that's great in the
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 6: sense of smell blood lost.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: I'm not eating any wolf, and I'm not eating any bear,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: and I'm probably not eating I don't want to eat
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: anything that's bigger than a fucking.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: You just said you eat cow.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's different because like we said, they're in
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: a factory farm.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: They never had a chance.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: They never had a chance. Right, it's not like there's
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 4: one cow like a big farm or a big meadow.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 5: So it's more ethical to not hunt, but to kill
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: in a factory.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: Farm for myself. Yeah, okay, yeah, definitely, I'm.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 5: Fine with that. Every man needs to live by a
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 5: code exactly.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: That's my code. Go to the grocery store like a
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: normal person.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: What about horse? Would you eat horse?
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 6: Now I've eaten the horse I have in Iceland, I
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 6: eat horse meat.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: See, I will say, depending on the country.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 6: Did you eat my boots? And I'm not gonna eat
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 6: my boots a lot of.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: Money, obviously you're not.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 6: Let's not be foolish. Do you know that the men
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 6: of Shackleton's voyage had to eat their boots? Of course
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 6: they were starving when they got caught in the ice.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: How many calories are in boot enough surprising amount.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 6: Think of how many times you'd have to chew a
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 6: mouthful of boot to get it down.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: I'm sure there's a strategy, or how about a perfect
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: shaving it down, boil it like Good Fellas with the garless.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah, boot, you get eat it with a spool right
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 8: off window.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: Exactly. That's probably how you would go out of boot.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I mean if they don't have like, they
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: probably don't have the hand skill to be able to
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: thin slice a boot.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: Fucking delicate, delicate move by a good man.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 6: That is.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: How are we on time? Should I piss?
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 6: We're good? We're good, We got We need more time,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 6: We need to keep going a little bit.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 5: Okay, let me fish?
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, go for it. Hair. Do you think we're
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 6: going to catch fish this weekend? Yeah? I do.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: I think I think we will because I think it's
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: a really good time of the year to go fishing.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 6: Okay, awesome. And if we have three people fishing, you
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 6: know that ups are odds. Yeah right, it makes us
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 6: have a lot better of a chance of catching something.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 6: But let me ask you this, be honest. Yeah, I
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 6: am utterly inept as a fly fisherman.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and so I was wrong.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 6: So do we even count? What are like? How hard
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 6: is it? Could we just get lucky even though our
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 6: technique is terrible? Yeah, it's not like, are we not
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 6: even in the fucking conversation of catching a fish? Because
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 6: we are so bad at that?
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: No, No, you're definitely able to. That's why I said
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: I would like a woolliebugger is probably gonna be your
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: best bet because you don't really need to do anything
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: right like the you I mean, yeah, yeah, it's possible.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: The hardest part is landing the fish fly.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 6: Fishing and setting what about setting the hook?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: Like setting the hook and landing the fish is the
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: hardest part of fly fishing.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 6: Setting the hook, as you see it about the bite
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 6: it bites and then you pull.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: Setting the hook is knowing what a strike is and
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: then setting the hook like like like if you're fishing
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: like on an with an indicator or like a bopper,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: like you're watching the bopper and sometimes it goes down
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: and then obviously you have a fish. Yeah, but sometimes
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: it's like it's more of like just like a sudden,
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: slight movement, like it'll it'll be going and then it'll
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: slowly stop and then it'll keep going. That slow stop
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: is usually like a bite or it's just hitting the
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: bottom of the river.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 6: You and I have been fishing together twice, now, have we? Yeah?
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 6: One time we went with Sydney. Oh yeah, yeah, one
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 6: time we went on the river. Yeah, and when we
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 6: went with Sydney, I caught fish before you did. Yeah yeah,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 6: and big ass fish. We've got huge fish. And then
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 6: on the river we didn't catch anything.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: But the river I don't even I wouldn't even count that,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: yeah fish for five minutes.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 6: It was too cold.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: It was too cold.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 6: Boy, am I excited? I am fucking jazzed up? Boys?
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 4: Boys, I think, uh, I think it'll be fun. Like
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: I think we'll probably catch fish. I don't know if
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: we'll catch any big fish. I think you guys are
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 4: gonna be pretty. It does why it matters because when
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: you catch a fish, when you catch a two inch.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 6: Trout, oh come on, I fine, Yeah, that's you're gonna.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: Be like and you'll catch like usually if you're going
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: to catch a big fish, you're going to catch like
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: seven tiny ass trout at first. Like that's a good
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: sign that there's fish, right, you know, rarely is it?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: You just get hit with the bammer.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 6: I've found a really good present for you. Oh grateful,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 6: just because I like.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: You just in general.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I want to buy this present for you. But
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 6: it's I'll tell you what it is, Okay. Someone sent
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 6: it to me on Instagram. They DMed it to me.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 6: They said you should get this for SaaS and it
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 6: is this these expert glass blowers, right, and they make
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 6: these trout They make brown trout pieces of art.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: I have seen those that are so yeah.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 6: Those are super and I DM them and I said,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 6: can you make this such that you could smoke pot
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 6: out of it? My friend wouldn't want it otherwise. And
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 6: they have not gotten back there. So I'm going to
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 6: find out if they can amend it, because I don't
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 6: think they're like pipe making people.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, they probably hate that.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 6: It's more hard. Yeah, but we're going to see.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 5: All of them make pipes.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 6: Though.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 5: If you blow glass, you smoke fucking bombs.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: Correct, I mean all you gotta do is just like
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: poke a little hole in the front. Whoopsies, right now
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: you have a bomb.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: Somebody said that you should re enact Walton Goggins Upstate
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 5: House Cribs episode.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 6: Oh, that's kind of fun.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: You haven't seen it. It's like an architectural digest.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 6: This place is unbelievable.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: He bought like it was like one hundred and twenty
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 5: acres or something like that, and he has this house
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 5: from the eighteen hundreds and he's just taking your room
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: to room, talking intimately about the person that designed every
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: aspect of his house. It's actually it'll get you hooked
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 5: on architecture.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, look, I think we need to like
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 6: level set a little bit. I have a two bedroom condo. Okay,
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 6: the idea that I have this like farmhouse on rolling
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 6: a little misplaced, but it's great. But it is. Uh
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 6: it's two bedrooms. And then I have my buddy who
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 6: has a place next door. They're not using it, they're
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 6: letting us.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 5: We'll get to the cows though, right, cattle.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 6: We'll get to feed the chickens, right, we will. We
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 6: will feed all the lamas and alpacas and vicunas.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 5: And we'll get to spend some time with your milkmaids.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 6: Right. Turn some butter.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: The local Amish people.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 6: There are and they all make furniture. Oh that's what
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 6: they do.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: Really, if we have a company car, we might as
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 5: well get you a credenze.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 6: I could use a bed that would be huge, a
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 6: giant wooden bed.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 4: That's what this whole series to just turn into. It
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 4: is just what we can do with the company card.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 4: So first we're going to stop by orvis we don't
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: even end up going fish.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 6: We spend.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: Just dripped out, spend ten dollars on waiters, and then
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: we just have a six pairs of waiters.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 5: And then a twelve person table for the middle of
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 5: Francis's apartment. There's not even a room for it, but
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 5: there's leaflets that were taken out.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 6: Guys, we have two options right now. We could not
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 6: spend this money and then when it's time for us
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 6: to ask for raises, point to all the money we
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 6: brought in and try to get raises. Or we could
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 6: spend all the money right now.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't hate it. Useless shit, I don't
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: hate that idea.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 5: Actually, what about this as a series? Though? We we
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 5: window shop, so we go and like almost buy things
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 5: and then add our review. We take it back to Dave.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: We're like, this is all the stuff we could have bought,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 5: and we just get really close on really high price tags.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 6: Look, bron I actually don't know how much working capital
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 6: we have. You're you're the money man. You know what
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 6: we actually are allowed to do.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 5: We're trying where this is a pilot episode of a
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 5: series that we're gonna try and sell.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 6: Multiple times, So we need to spend a lot.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 5: We need to set a baseline because if we're like
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 5: we only we only spend this little amount, then they're
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 5: gonna be like, oh, well we only need to sell
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: for this. We need to we need to buy the
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 5: Rob McElhenny is a million commercial.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we need to start. You start at the top. Yeah,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 6: you don't work your way into.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 5: The big cats. See what great week sales for triple it?
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, perfect.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 4: And that's like that's the bare necessity, Like that's like
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: that's string the shoe string. Operation two million per shooting
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  Speaker 4: would make it easier.
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  Speaker 6: I told it's I feel ridiculous because I actually thought
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  Speaker 6: we were I was trying to be a little conservative
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  Speaker 6: on our finances. And I my cleaning ladies were going
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  Speaker 6: to come before, and I said, no, no, no, just
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  Speaker 6: come after, because all and I cleaned up my place myself,
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  Speaker 6: not that I always keep it going. It would have
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  Speaker 6: been two hundred bucks, that's it. And I said, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 6: I don't think we have that.
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  Speaker 5: Oh two hundred bucks, got it? That's cheap. They're illegal, illegal.
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  Speaker 4: Oh they're forbidden.
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  Speaker 5: They just got here.
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  Speaker 6: They only work at night.
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  Speaker 5: Good god, that's their fourth job.
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  Speaker 6: They don't have to come in a car. They come
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  Speaker 6: through the wood with their mops, fucking buckets and ship
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  Speaker 6: quick quick, quick, quick, come on, come on, come on,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 6: come on.
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  Speaker 5: Through the floorboard.
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  Speaker 6: That's so funny.
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  Speaker 5: Just I'm picturing the guy from Inglorious Bastard's like coming
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  Speaker 5: in looking at Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Do you mind if I smoke? Are they under the
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 6: floorboards right now?
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  Speaker 4: What am I bringing? In terms of games? Am I
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: bringing my games?
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  Speaker 6: Bring? Bring games, bring every.
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  Speaker 4: Bring my concert PlayStation? The only thing I can bring
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: is a PlayStation.
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  Speaker 6: That's fine.
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  Speaker 5: This is like a heavy duty sleepover. This is an
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  Speaker 5: adult sleepover kind.
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  Speaker 4: Of problem is there's not that many games on the PlayStation.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 5: Thinking, well, we're not playing that many games.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 6: We can also buy a console on the way up.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 6: Because I didn't have the cleaning ladies come true true.
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  Speaker 6: So that's that's a girl math Yeah, that's girl. One console,
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  Speaker 6: ten games and fourteen controllers. Not bad with the hand fans.
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  Speaker 5: That's genius. That's like what Jordan Woodruff said. She didn't
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  Speaker 5: on the way to the airport. Her parents got her,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: so she didn't take an uber that saved sixty bucks.
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  Speaker 5: She didn't get the food at the airport that saved
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 5: for twenty bucks, So she's eighty bucks to spend on makeup.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 5: Oh real math, really a little bit of girl math.
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  Speaker 6: I mean I do a lot of girl math. I
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  Speaker 6: do a lot of.
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  Speaker 5: You do with my life. Yeah, you're like, oh, I
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 5: bought I.
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  Speaker 6: Buy the clothes first, and then I hitchhike to Chicago
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 6: instead of taking a delta flight. I got a.
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  Speaker 4: I kind of do it too. Right now, I'm trying
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 4: to trying to get it. I want to get a
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: new CPU for my PC, but it's like five hundred
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 4: bucks and I can't really justify spending it because I
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 4: don't really need it. And uh so now I'm just
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 4: not ubering anymore, just taking the subway and biking everywhere
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  Speaker 4: for like a month. Yeah, I do it too, I
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 4: save that five hundred CPU.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 5: Yes, smart, I do it. I'll I'll max out my
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 5: kids five twenty nine and then not eat dinner for
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 5: a week of course.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, of course. Well that's a little different.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 4: Got credit cards for him yet, maxed out? Max to out? Yeah,
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 4: get them started early.
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  Speaker 6: Five twenty nine. Is the tax free education fun?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, we're talking about buying a computer and jeans.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 6: He's like I'm investing in my chi. Yeah, Ramen for me,
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 6: I don't really know if you're in the same conversation
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 6: of waste that Harry and I are.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 5: It's girl math for my kids are eating girl math.
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