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44- The Valley, RHORI, RHOA, and 90 Day Fiance! · Rather Be Rotting

• 0:18
  SPEAKER_00: Because we don't wanna know what's going on in life.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_00: We will always run the Well well.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_03: Hello! We're coming at ya on a random Thursday.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I guess by the time people see this, it will be Friday.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_03: First of all, they won't see it, they'll hear it.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_02: Second of all, we did not make last week happen, and as I thought about it, it really was all your fault.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_03: No, it was your fault.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_03: I think even if I had been available, you would not have been.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_03: No, I was available on Sunday, but we don't have to get into it.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-mm.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_03: We were just available at opposite times.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_03: That's what ha that's called a scheduling conflict.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_03: A mutual one.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_03: I see.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_03: Um, and but it really is a shame because to not be able to discuss the epic Atlanta fight.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_03: I know, but I don't want to get into that yet because there's like a few other um a few other bits of Bob that I want to get into.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_03: All right, go ahead.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_03: Start bobbing.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_03: So I took no so I wouldn't forget.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_02: There's two things we missed a lot, so like I'm I'm bringing up some things that are old news, and I'm sorry about that.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_02: But like um Met Gala, the Rachel Ziegler's jaw.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_02: What was that?
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't notice it.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_03: You didn't notice her mouth movements like this?
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe she was just practicing a different pose.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_03: No girl, here let me send this to you.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_03: I think she just has a strong jaw.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_03: Oh that's a funny video.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_03: What's that about?
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_03: I think it was like a character she was playing.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sure it has something to do with the art if you if you ask her.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_03: I really hope so because I was like she was getting roasted on TikTok.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_03: I think she also thought maybe it like looked hot, but it's not.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_03: I think that's true, and that's funny to me.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_03: That is funny to me.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_03: Like Quis Moyce.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_03: She thought she sounded good, but she did not.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_03: The other thing I wanted to chat with you about briefly was um the Mr.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_03: Fantasy of it all.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, what is going on with Mr.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_03: Fantasy?
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_03: What it what's happening?
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_03: So we're just getting trolled, right?
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_03: Because it's definitely KJ Apple.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_03: Like it's him.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_03: It's him.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_03: I think, yeah, I think he has a problem at this point.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_03: No, he's just trolling us.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_03: I know, but like he literally went on Instagram and was like, I can't book work because of this guy.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_03: He got all my same tattoos, and then celebrities are in the comments, like, I'm so sorry, man.
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I can't, like, you don't think they're all just in on it?
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_03: It's him, I know.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_03: It's all a joke, but like, it's just too much for me.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_03: It's too much.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_03: Like, this was a bridge too far for me.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_03: The rest of it was fun-ish, maybe kind of.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_03: Not really.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_03: Is that all, darling?
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_02: That that I that I can recall, yeah.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_02: That was it.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_02: Also, Barbara Palvin is the most beautiful person on this planet, and she is pregnant, and I called that like a month ago.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_03: You did, you called it before she even um had an intruder in her home that Dylan Sprouse tackled.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_02: So, thank you very much.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_03: Did you see his first interview post tackle?
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_03: He literally was like, um, it was on an entertainment tonight, and the the interviewer was like, So I heard you tackled an intruder at your house.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_03: I'm glad you guys are okay.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_03: And he's with Barbara next to him, and he's like, Psha, pshaw, pshaw, like doing karate moves.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_03: Psha.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_03: And but he looks at Barbara and she just goes, Hey, stop.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_03: So she was kind of annoyed because he seemed to just be like making a joke out of it.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_03: But I think he'll be a fun, playful dad.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_03: Do you think he'll show his child sweet life of Zack and Cody?
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
• 4:15
  SPEAKER_03: Do you think Barbara Palvin grew up watching Sweet Life of Zack and Cody?
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_05: Mm-hmm.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_03: Even though she's not from here?
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, are we gonna are you gonna do the milkshake the whole time?
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_02: Have you ever had a milkshake in front of you and not drinking it?
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, it was just a choice to say, like, you're ready to record and then like be sucking down this milkshake.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, why don't you take breaks?
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_03: Like when I talk, you can sip, but when you're talking, just don't what I was doing.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, well, I felt like you're not talking, you were just nodding your head.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_02: That's all I had to contribute to what you were saying at that moment.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_03: So you say.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, well, if did you have anything, or would you like to just jump into Atlanta?
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_03: Um, I would like to jump into Atlanta.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_02: So, what's it really a shame is I took notes on the week's prior episode and I didn't for this past one.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_03: Well, we can touch on this the the events of this episode briefly.
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_03: We got um we had a room storyline.
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_03: I love a room storyline.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_03: You do.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_03: The Kelly and Shamia were put in a what they called an outhouse.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_03: That was an interesting choice of words.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_03: But it was a guest house, and the update this episode was that the room was cleaned, but I have to say that even before, like that outhouse just did not sit right with my spirit, like something about it was wrong.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_02: No, I actually agree.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_02: Normally I'm like, oh my god, they're so dramatic.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_02: But this time I I agree.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, something was not right, like I don't know.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_03: But so I'm glad that they are content.
• 6:00
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
• 6:00
  SPEAKER_03: Me too.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_03: The room is clean.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_03: We have two separate outings for these ladies.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_03: Half of the group goes to watch cattle walk by on the street for 30 seconds.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_03: For 30 seconds, the other half go to ride horses, but don't actually ride the horses.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_02: No, not one of them.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_03: One horse, yeah.
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_03: Well, to be in their defense, the horse did almost kill them all.
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_03: Like the horse almost trampled them, but like Angela did not look ready to ride.
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_02: Well, it surprises me that Phaedra wasn't ready to ride after saying so much about her experience with dressage.
• 6:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_03: So what were your thoughts when they said, Oh, we have a very fancy wine tasting set up for you, and it was in the stable.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_03: You know, it's not ideal.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_03: I could smell it through the TV.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_03: Wine tasting involves inhaling.
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_03: You gotta use your nose.
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_03: Unfortunately, you also then inhale horse manure.
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_03: Like every wine is gonna have notes of manure.
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, absolutely.
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_03: So I thought that was wild, and I felt bad for the people at that venue who were named, like they have little chirons.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_03: I also felt bad for the lady of the manor at this house because she was also named, and she was so excited to welcome these ladies, and then they just like shit all over the dirty, um rotten outhouse.
• 7:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and you know, when they were doing the whole house thing, I I personally would have really wanted the house that Pinky got.
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_03: The tiny room, yeah, the tiny house.
• 7:44
  SPEAKER_03: She seemed happy.
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_03: I would have wanted that because what she said is how I feel like I can get away from you guys.
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, Cynthia described Kelly and Shimia's room as a two-bedroom recreational situation.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_03: I missed that.
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_03: Like, okay, okay, and poor Cynthia.
• 8:05
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, she apologized profusely, she handled it correctly, but well, Cynthia is tried and true.
• 8:13
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, like she this isn't her first rodeo, pun intended.
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_03: It also didn't feel like a first rodeo for Miss Pinky.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_03: How so?
• 8:22
  SPEAKER_03: The way that she the shots she was firing at Angela.
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_02: I have to say, I gotta stop you right there because Angela's Angela was far superior in her takedown, in my opinion.
• 8:34
  SPEAKER_03: I do agree.
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_03: I do agree, and this doesn't feel like it was Angela's first rodeo either, but sh it is in fact her second rodeo.
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_02: Pinky did a good job, but she was no match.
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, when Pinky said I owe you some veneers for that overbite, and Angela said, not the way your teeth commingle, those incestuous teeth.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_03: Incestuous teeth is a phrase I never would have thought I would have heard.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_03: If you asked me 10 years ago that if I would be saying that phrase.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_03: And suddenly I want it on a shirt.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_03: Me too.
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_03: Or maybe like, um, let's see, what was another one?
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_03: If I'm only able to buy my fangy, I hope it says incestuous teeth on it.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_03: I want mine to say I could throw a rock and hit 10 people you owe.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_03: Literally.
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_03: She was she came prepared.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_03: She came prepared.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, the accusations.
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_03: She accused her of not paying her bills.
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_03: She accused her of canceling Christmas for her employees.
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_03: These allegations are so specific, they must be trail.
• 9:37
  SPEAKER_03: That bitch who doesn't pay her bills.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_03: And then she accused Pinky of having a wife, an extra wife in the basement.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_03: And Pinky said, I wish we had an extra wife in the basement.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_02: I was just sitting there through the whole thing, just going, Oh, oh, oh.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_03: You know what's funny is our mom is visiting you right now, and she sent me a video of the baby on her lap while that fight was going on, and I could hear you laughing, and then your baby was kind of laughing too.
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_03: We need to teach him young what entertainment is.
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_03: I kept rewinding and watching that fight over and over again.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_03: I will never forget it.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_03: Me neither, dude.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_03: It's just like with so many filler episodes of these shows, it's nice to know like this will live in my head forever.
• 10:22
  unknown: Yeah.
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, what about what about when Pinky said, if you took off your wig and your lashes, you would look like a boy.
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_03: Damon.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_03: And everyone just went to a screeching haul like Damon.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_03: But you know what was amazing to me is that it was done.
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_03: Once it was done, it was done.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_03: They were laughing, and that's what this franchise that's something that you don't see on every franchise.
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_02: One other thing I want to touch on is that because I because I took notes, these are the little things I don't think of normally, but I have it written down from that episode.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_03: Is that when they were getting off the bus, the bus driver was Aunt Spring?
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_03: Not actually.
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_03: No, that would have been so cool though.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_03: But it was basically Aunt Spring.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_03: Worlds collide.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_03: I know.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and I also thought like Portia wouldn't have been as cool about any of this if she had been the one, if if Frickin' Frack had been put in the guest house, they would have been equally pissed.
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_03: Of course, anyone would have been.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_03: So for her to be like, oh, it's not that big of a deal or whatever, like that, you're just saying that because you're in the big house.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_03: I still think that like nothing compares to the no-water situation of uh Tomek.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_03: What did you think about um K Michelle skipping dinner?
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_03: I have that as my next note.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_03: Unless she looks great without makeup.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_03: I don't understand why she skipped dinner because she had no glam, but she still filmed with no glam.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_03: That will never make sense to me.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_02: And I I don't think I think we need to stop with the whole I'm gonna skip dinner thing.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_02: That shouldn't be allowed.
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I agree.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_03: I think, especially as a first season housewife, like you need to be at the dinner.
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry.
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_03: Like that's not allowed.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_03: And um, I think for Shamia and Kelly to skip dinner, I mean, I'm not happy, but they've earned their stripes.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_03: Like Shamia spent an entire vacation with no luggage last season.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_02: I still no, I'm sorry.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think it should be allowed.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_02: You're there, you're on the trip.
• 12:21
  SPEAKER_02: It's literally at the house.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_02: Go sit because they all showed up later when the fight was happening.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, of course they did.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_02: You bet you're if you're gonna skip dinner, then you don't get to film the rest of the night, you don't get paid for that that portion, and you can't come join it on the fight.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_03: I love that idea, and I think that we also need to implement that idea in Rhode Island for Miss Arula.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_02: Agreed.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_02: Are we we're not done with Atlanta?
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_02: Are we?
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_02: Are we?
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_03: I don't really have much else.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_03: I did like how Kay Michelle realized that Phaedra is a household name for white women in the airport.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_03: Every all the white women just want to greet Phaedra.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_03: I would be one of those white women, so I would be guilty as charged.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, definitely.
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_03: But I would be just as excited to see Angela.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, I'd be more excited, maybe at this point.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_03: I think I would too.
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_03: I think Angela's my f favorite right now.
• 13:15
  SPEAKER_03: Easily.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, the way that those quips just flew out of her mouth, I've never seen anything like it.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_02: Neither.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_02: It was just really oh my god, it was a masterpiece.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_02: So Rhode Island.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_02: Alicia is also one of my new favorite people to watch.
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, the way she talks to dolls, her the way she loves crackers.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_03: And what's funny about the Krakas is like it's picking up steam, but and she keeps saying it.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_03: It's as as if she knows that it's like gonna be her um signature line.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_03: I love a cracker.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_03: She does love a cracker.
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_03: She said something so funny.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, she came home from a what the walk with Joellen, and Kelsey was just like sunbathing outside, and she walks up and she's like, Hey Kelsey, are you getting your spray tans?
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_03: She just like, it's never quite right.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_03: It's never quite right.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_03: Never quite right.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_02: What did you think of Liz being like, I'm not getting on an emblemal line?
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_03: I do feel bad for her in that situation.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_03: Like, why did those other girls have to take that walk so that Joelyn could talk more about her terrible childhood?
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I guess like terrible the the age gap between the oldest and the youngest is 20, like 20 years.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_03: You really need Joelan and Alicia to like they're the middle ground of the group.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_03: They're the glue in terms of age.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_03: Hundle P.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_03: Which I didn't really realize until this glaring situation here.
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_03: At 52, would I get on a slip and slide?
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_03: I'm really not sure.
• 14:55
  SPEAKER_03: At 35, Hundle P.
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_03: Even if it meant my suit would be riding up my cheek, up my ass, in wedged into my ass cheeks after.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_03: So the young girls go on a slip and slide, the medium girls go on a walk, and they talk about Joelan's past.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_03: At first, I thought Joelyn was kind of just like exaggerating, like I was gonna compare her to somebody else, but then I decided not to.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_03: Who?
• 15:21
  unknown: Brynn.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_03: You can say Bryn out loud.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I feel bad because like nobody changed her diapers.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_02: She doesn't remember that.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_03: You don't remember that.
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_03: She clearly does.
• 15:38
  SPEAKER_03: Um, but yeah, it sounds pretty awful just because she was a little slore.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_03: Her mom thought she was a slore.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_03: Anyway, her mom, she I just can't believe a mom would put their kid in a in a home.
• 15:53
  SPEAKER_03: But then what they glaze over is her sister had to go to the home too.
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_03: The boarding school for bad.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_02: It sounds to me like this mom just like did not want to have her kids around.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_03: But she kept saying, like, mom liked you better than me.
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I was the one that was the bad kid.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_03: It's like obviously you both were.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_03: Guess who bartended on Watch What Happens Live?
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_02: Her husband.
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_03: And the sister.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_03: You saw?
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_03: No, but I'm guessing because you told me to, and so I'm also gonna guess that they made out.
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_03: They didn't make out, but they definitely flirted.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_03: They said they flirt.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_03: Joelan said they flirt, that he grabbed her boobs in eighth grade or high school or whatever, and all is well.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, oh, this seems like a little too you're playing into it a little too much.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's weird.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_03: Sorry.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I think that they that they think that if they just keep leaning into it, no one will suspect that it's actually true, but they're wrong.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_02: Very wrong.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_02: What did you think?
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_02: So this is the episode prior, but Ashley is getting a lot of shit for crying about not having a sob story and being afraid that one day she will.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_02: But I really related to that.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_03: I know we're gonna sound privileged, but I relate it to that as well.
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_03: Because like I acknowledge the privilege and the fortune.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_03: I do.
• 17:11
  SPEAKER_03: But I'm definitely not gonna cry about it in front of people that have actually had something bad happen to me.
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I can't compare the fear because nothing bad has happened to like actually having to have something bad happen.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_03: So I'm not gonna cry about it, but I do obviously live in fear of the day.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_03: Honey, one episode later, something bad did happen.
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_03: Her kid had to go to the emergency room and cue the tears.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_03: She is good for crying, if nothing else.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_03: She's always gonna bring on the tears.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_03: I did think the fact that she got the worst mask was hilarious.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, I know.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_03: She looks so stupid.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_03: No, sorry, but she did.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_03: She really did.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_03: But it wasn't like an insult to her because you couldn't see her face at all.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_03: What do you feel about Kelsey breaking up with her boyfriend?
• 17:59
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, she's gonna ask you that.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_03: So I guess she really wants like a family.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_03: Right?
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_03: Like, otherwise, why would you ever give up that life?
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_03: Especially if he's gonna continue to pay for your rent.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I would be happy to live like that forever.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_03: And you can have another boyfriend.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_03: Like, nothing's stopping her from having another boyfriend.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_03: She has one.
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_03: Well, not all other boyfriends are gonna be like okay with that situation.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_03: Billy seemed okay with it.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_03: He wasn't though.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I don't know.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_03: I would stay with him.
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_03: What about you?
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_03: No, we've already been over this.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, sorry for that.
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_03: Well, good for her.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know what she's gonna do.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_03: Hopefully, the haircutting.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_03: Hopefully, she raises her rates.
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_03: Doesn't need to do anything because her rent is still getting paid for.
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_03: What do we think about Rosie and Kelsey's feud?
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not really sure why Kelsey is so upset with Rosie.
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_03: I'm I'm a little lost there.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_03: I think it's definitely because she's jealous.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_03: Because now Kelsey has nothing.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_03: And he has a house that she's building.
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_03: Where uh the square footage is up for debate.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_03: I know, I know, but a house is a house, and Kelsey doesn't even have does she even have that?
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_03: Does she even have a cardboard box to live in?
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I think he's still gonna pay her rent.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_03: Her ex-boyfriend, I don't know.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_03: And I looked up pictures of him, not cute.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_03: No, but is that surprising?
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_03: Um, yeah, because she said he's actually cute.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not a sugar baby, like oh my, he's hot.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_03: Please.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that whole feud is it's very confusing to me, I gotta be honest.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_03: So let's see.
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_03: So we have Rula just doesn't show up and barely gives an explanation.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_03: So then they have the video at the end, which we don't see, but they sort of describe it to us of him and this woman.
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it sounds damning-ish.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, it's very obvious this man's cheating on her.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_03: There's no ifs and or buts.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's well, the way and Kelsey said something about like him having to leave the polo match day because she was threatening to show up, so he had to go calm her down.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_03: I believe that.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_03: So maybe he really has tried to cut things off with her and just like can't because she's insane.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I suppose that's possible.
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_03: Why would he take his wedding ring off though?
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_03: Because he's trying to calm her down because she's unstable.
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_03: Trust me, I'm not trying to give this man benefit of the doubt.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_03: I'm just saying, like, this could be has he said that?
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_03: Well, he did call her a cockroach um on Watch What Happens live, and it did allude to like her being um like that like the all the times he saw her was like to keep her calm, but every day, I mean, every day that he says he's going to the gym, you don't have to comfort someone every day.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_03: You know?
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_03: You really don't.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_03: So I think she needs to be there.
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_03: I think that if she didn't have this massive cheating scandal, I don't even know she'd be a friend of.
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I think she's gonna be on the next episode.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she fucking should be.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_03: Like, she better be.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_03: She's has to earn her paycheck.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_03: Um, one more little funny note that I thought was that um Joelan was on Watch What Happens live, and they said they'd never had a first season housewife wife with enough possible regrets to play Do You Regret It?
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_03: Until Joelan, and they had enough in the first seven episodes.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_03: That's I know.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_03: I wouldn't have guessed that.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_03: Another note was Nicola Shea was on Watch What Happens Live, and he said he ran into Jessica Simpson on a plane.
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_03: Did you see that?
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_03: Was it awkward?
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_03: He said it was strangely okay.
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_03: And that she was in the first class with him and her mom and her baby daddy.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_03: She said, He's like, I'm not familiar with their status, but the father of her children was with the kids in and in in and Andy's like in a different area.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_03: And he's like, Yeah, he's like, they were sitting in a different class, and Nick's like, yeah, they were in a different class.
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_03: Well, they're getting divorced, aren't they?
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_03: So she's probably like, I'm not paying for your first class anymore.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_03: Or the children.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_03: Did he cheat on her?
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_03: That's what I heard somewhere.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_03: I think that's like what her music alludes to, but you know, that's her side of the story.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_03: Um, jumping over to the valley.
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_03: I'd like to pour one out for Beverly Hills.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_03: Goodbye.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_03: I will not miss you.
• 22:53
  SPEAKER_03: And it was a slog start to finish.
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_03: I got nothing for them.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, I sent you an a reel on Instagram that Chessie has been asked to be a real house wife of Beverly Hills many times, and I'm I'm upset that she hasn't taken them up on that.
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_03: She would not fit in with those ladies, but I just would like to see it.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_03: I think if she would occupy like a Jennifer Tilly-esque space, but no, it's a no for me.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_03: It was interesting to me.
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_03: It was interesting.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_03: Um, the valley is getting like progressively more challenging to watch because Danny's becoming insufferable.
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_03: This was harder for me to watch than any scene with Jax ever.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_03: It was rough, it was really rough.
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_03: That and to make like the fact that this scene took place with him, like in a wig and a dress.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_02: And what's crazy to me is like mom was watching it with me, and she just kept saying, I would never want to do this in front of all my friends.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_00: Same thing when we watched Summer House, and like it was a big episode of Kyle and Amanda fighting.
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_00: She's like, I would just never want to air all this out in front of my friends.
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_00: And like, this is the point of reality TV, though.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_03: Also, should we be alarmed that she has things like that that she saves for not in front of her friends?
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I didn't even think of it that way.
• 24:15
  SPEAKER_03: Like, my first thought is like my boyfriend would never talk to me like that in private or in public.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_03: No, oh my god.
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_00: Well, my husband wouldn't either, but like and also, like, when Lala butted in, mom was like, and Nia was like, My first thought was it's none of your business.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_02: Mom was like, Yeah.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, um, okay.
• 24:40
  SPEAKER_03: I think we're like shedding light on something here.
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I don't know though.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_03: Like, well, I thought Lala handled it so amazingly well.
• 24:51
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I had to think to myself because I've been in a situation where somebody does talk to me like that, and I thought to myself, like, how would I feel if somebody did what Lala did?
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_03: And the truth is it probably would have just made the situation worse for me later.
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_03: Which is true, and I have been the witness, and I did not speak up because for that exact reason.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but Lala like doesn't have that self-control, obviously, and they're doing a show, so yeah, and she I thought as far as Lala goes, I thought she was perfectly calm.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_03: She apologized, she said sorry, I didn't want to overstep, but like I'm super uncomfortable, and I have to hear that.
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_03: Like Lala didn't ask to hear that.
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I think you have a right if if something's making you uncomfortable to say that, like, yeah, my other thought is I was trying to gauge because he obviously had been drinking all day.
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_03: They were obviously all drunk through this whole freaking episode.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so I was trying to understand, although Nia Nala not drunk because Allah doesn't drink and Nia's breastfeeding.
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but like Kristen was, but we can get to that, yeah.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_02: Um, like I was trying to kind of gauge him and his like talking head to see if he felt like remorseful.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_02: Did you notice they really didn't have a ton of him?
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_03: No, and when they did, he was like trying to he they both in their talking heads, they both try to justify everything.
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_03: Like, uh, you know, like I just really need his help, like things can get crazy, and I know he likes to have fun, but like I just need some help.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_03: And he's like, hey, you know, like I'm just competitive and I want to win, and she's a pageant queen, so I just thought, hey, you know, like I you should style the wig a little better.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_00: Watching her struggle with that baby and him do nothing but make it harder for her when he pressured her to have that baby is infuriating.
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_03: I my first thought was like when they were on that tram or whatever, I was like, oh my god, her voice is so annoying.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_03: Her voice, like to hear that voice talking to me like that all the time, like, would I want to tune that out?
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_03: A.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_03: But my second thought after that was shame on Danny for making her get to that point.
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_03: Like, she shouldn't have to be like nagging him.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_03: Like, he jumps on that tram, like, oh, like, literally does not even look behind him for a second to see who has his baby and do they need help.
• 27:23
  SPEAKER_03: He doesn't understand.
• 27:25
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know what he doesn't get about the fact that that baby won't take a bottle and she has to nurse her.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_00: Like, he's always like, Why is the baby here?
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_00: Why isn't the nanny taking her?
• 27:32
  SPEAKER_00: It's like, what don't you get about it?
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I mean, yeah, because he said we hired the nanny so we could have fun.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_03: But there's like so much going on behind the scenes because, like, if we think back to the episode before this when they were at the amusement park and she's like, Let's ride the rides, I'm so excited.
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_03: And he's like, You're being permittive.
• 27:53
  SPEAKER_03: He just reminds me of an experience I've had.
• 27:59
  SPEAKER_03: But like, you I think that you're onto something there, and I think that her being performative is part of it.
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_03: I know what she's doing, she's covering up for his bitch assness, exactly, trying to anyway.
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_03: And Lala said the exact same thing that I have thought before about your situation, which is I would hate to see how he talks to you behind closed doors.
• 28:21
  SPEAKER_03: And from if it's anything like my experience, I can promise you it's way worse.
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, worse than anyone can imagine.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_03: So, you know, I want him to be, I want, I want them to break up, but they do have four children.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_03: Do you think that when he's not drunk, he's better?
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_03: Do I think he's great?
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_03: No, but he's probably definitely better.
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_03: He doesn't help with that kid.
• 28:44
  SPEAKER_03: He doesn't help with any of the kids, I don't think.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_03: That's true.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_03: He's that's very true.
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, so that's this is the darkest plot line I've ever watched on the ballet in all three seasons.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_03: Jack's threw a chair at Brittany, so it wasn't on camera.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_03: I'm talking about what I've witnessed in my with my own eyes.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_02: Um, what did you think about the Michelle and Lacey of it all?
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_02: I think they're kind of like missing each other's points, mostly Michelle.
• 29:17
  SPEAKER_02: Like, Michelle can't see that Lacey's like, listen, I just kind of want you to apologize for calling me ugly.
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_02: And Michelle's like you don't understand.
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_02: I was mad.
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_02: It's like I was threatened.
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_03: I get that you were threatened, but you literally called me F ugly.
• 29:31
  SPEAKER_03: So maybe you could just be sorry about that.
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_03: I would say I'm sorry, and I would also say, like, maybe I could recommend you like a makeup artist.
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_03: He has interesting shaped eyes that Lacey.
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_03: They do, they are interesting.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think the under-eyeliner from like Sheena Shea 2012 is helping.
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_03: It's not for her.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_03: That's that's not a look for her.
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_03: Speaking of, Andy asks Lala.
• 29:56
  SPEAKER_03: I did some of that.
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_03: You know it's crazy if Lala won't even comment on it.
• 30:01
  SPEAKER_03: This is what what happened with her and Sheena Shea.
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_03: I guess we'll never know.
• 30:05
  SPEAKER_03: They these bitches both have podcasts, these bitches both love to talk.
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_03: The fact that neither will talk about why they're not friends anymore is but then Lala did say if Sheena comes on and wants to talk about it, then she can talk about it.
• 30:19
  SPEAKER_03: Makes me want to know even more.
• 30:21
  SPEAKER_03: Well duh.
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_03: And maybe this is all a plot to get Sheena on.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_03: You know what?
• 30:27
  SPEAKER_03: I think I think it must obviously be because Lala got got called to be on the valley and Sheena did not.
• 30:34
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, that seems like the most obvious thing, but who knows?
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_03: So, what is her take on Kristen?
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_03: Drunk, poor drunk Kristen, just drunk and why did no one say she was drunk?
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_03: Everyone gets on Danny for being drunk.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_03: You know, Kristen's having a rough go of it.
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_03: And I know like she said things that she didn't mean.
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_03: We all do that when we're drunk.
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_02: You can't then you can't drink, man, because like when you start to say shit, you don't mean that you can't take back to your partner.
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_03: It's just then you can't drink.
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_03: But she has they all have to drink.
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_03: It's bad enough that Lala doesn't.
• 31:20
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think it's a good excuse to be like, I was drunk, I didn't mean it.
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_00: Like I've been drunk many times with my husband, and I would never say anything hurtful to him that I didn't mean.
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_04: That makes one of us.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_02: I just but I do feel bad for her because I know she's going through it, and Luke certainly hasn't been perfect and hasn't handled the situation.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_00: I wish that they maybe would get into some couples' therapy just to help them navigate this phase of raising a baby because it is really hard.
• 31:56
  SPEAKER_02: And like you don't you can't anticipate how your partner is gonna feel or act, or you could be saying the same exact thing as your partner in a different way, and you think they're against you, but ultimately, like, somebody needs to remind them that it's them two against the potato sack, you know?
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so white words from from a fellow mama.
• 32:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean I have to remind myself of that when we're having a disagreement.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_02: It's like we are we are the only team members the other has against that menace on the playmat.
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_04: So he's not a menace, he's my angel.
• 32:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, this one was this one was a deuce.
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, that scene that that makeup scene was so unsettling.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_03: Um I just feel also bad for Michelle.
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_03: I liked that she and Lala got to talk about their about their grief.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that was really nice.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_03: They have each other.
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_03: I remember when that happened with poor Lala.
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_00: I will say that when they were before it got dark, when the boys were like dressing up as women, mom was like, Your husband would be would be so into that.
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_00: He would just be like all about it.
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_00: And I was like, Yeah, he would he'd be in it to win it.
• 33:11
  SPEAKER_03: He would, but he would never berate you over like hair and makeup.
• 33:16
  SPEAKER_03: I'm like, for all the things for him to like yell at her about and treat her this way about like the fact that this is like what's being you know, this is what is coming to light, that this is the subject matter.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_03: Is it bananas?
• 33:30
  SPEAKER_03: You can just tell that she's seen this episode before.
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_03: I think I've seen this film before.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, okay.
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_03: Did you just send a text message while we were talking?
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't miss a beat, did I?
• 33:46
  SPEAKER_03: Lil! To look down on my phone and see a text from you.
• 33:51
  SPEAKER_03: It's on my computer.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I thought we were having a real conversation.
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_03: We are.
• 33:58
  SPEAKER_03: You cannot be trusted.
• 33:59
  SPEAKER_03: You're the menace, not your potato sack.
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_03: You got anything else about Bravo?
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_03: Um, no, I'd like to also pour one out for before the 90 days before we get into the new 90-day fiance.
• 34:11
  SPEAKER_03: Did you have any thoughts wrapping up the tell all?
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_03: Um, wrapping up.
• 34:16
  SPEAKER_03: I don't understand how Lisa got pregnant.
• 34:18
  SPEAKER_03: You don't think she did?
• 34:19
  SPEAKER_03: I think I think I think Sheena might be a liar.
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_03: Really?
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_03: Why?
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_03: Sheena might be a pathological liar.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_00: Sheen.
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_03: I just she literally lied right on the camera.
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_03: Here's a thought that I had.
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_03: Remember when that guy Niles was on?
• 34:38
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't watch back then.
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, well, they were, I think maybe they're before the 90 days.
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_02: He was on the spectrum and said that lying was like one of his masking things that he did.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_02: And so I'm like, it's never been confirmed to us if Sheen is on the spectrum, but perhaps she has a similar affliction.
• 35:00
  SPEAKER_03: Well, hopefully Forrest recognizes it.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_03: I also I think Forrest starting with a 40-hour work week, maybe he should have eased in with a little part-time.
• 35:09
  SPEAKER_03: But he needs that money to bring over Sheen.
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_03: I know, I know it's a tough spot.
• 35:14
  SPEAKER_03: Like, he can't just ease into it, and he just has no idea like how the world works.
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_03: Like, this is what happens.
• 35:19
  SPEAKER_03: Like, people work 40 hours a week, sometimes even 50.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_02: A lot of people work a lot more than that.
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_03: Totally.
• 35:26
  SPEAKER_03: And somehow we still make time.
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_03: Look at us.
• 35:29
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 35:29
  SPEAKER_03: Shall we get into the new 90-day fiance?
• 35:33
  SPEAKER_03: OG.
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_03: So just when I think there can't possibly be any more freaks in the world.
• 35:40
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, please.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_03: Man, there's always a freak to spare.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_03: This Katie chick.
• 35:49
  SPEAKER_03: The solution to her problem seems very simple to me.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 35:55
  SPEAKER_03: Stop drinking.
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't know why she's blaming her affliction of wanting to make out with everyone on her OCD.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_03: And then she's like, my OCD makes it so that whenever I drink, I need to make out with people.
• 36:10
  SPEAKER_02: It's like that seems like you could just stop drinking and the problem would be solved.
• 36:15
  SPEAKER_02: So that's gonna be a problem for her.
• 36:17
  SPEAKER_02: She seems something I don't know enough about OCD, but something's something's not quite right with that girl.
• 36:24
  SPEAKER_03: A girl who likes to get drunk and make out.
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_03: Who amongst?
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_03: She's just been traveling the world living a nomadic lifestyle.
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_03: Would you live abroad for three years just going around pet sitting in exchange for room and board?
• 36:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 36:39
  SPEAKER_02: How do you have money for food?
• 36:42
  SPEAKER_03: Hopefully, you get a little bit more from the pet sitting.
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe you eat the food in people's houses.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe.
• 36:51
  SPEAKER_03: Would you do it?
• 36:53
  SPEAKER_02: I would need more information.
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_03: You hate traveling.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_02: I don't love it.
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_03: You hate seeing beautiful exotic places.
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_00: I'll I'm happy once I'm there.
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_00: It's the process of getting there that I don't find to be worth it.
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, that's like part of it.
• 37:11
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-mm.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_02: My next thought is look out, kids, because hard partying will make you look 10 million years older than you are.
• 37:22
  SPEAKER_03: You think that Katie looks 10 million years older than she is?
• 37:25
  SPEAKER_03: I've moved on to Shay.
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_03: Wait, no, no, no.
• 37:28
  SPEAKER_03: We didn't even touch on Katie's epic story of how she met her fiance.
• 37:34
  SPEAKER_03: Is it epic?
• 37:36
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry.
• 37:36
  SPEAKER_03: She made out with two of his friends the same night.
• 37:40
  SPEAKER_03: The fact that he knew that and still wanted to date her is crazy to me.
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_03: Crazy.
• 37:46
  SPEAKER_03: Like he should just accept that she's gonna get drunk and make out with people because like he seems to have already accepted so much.
• 37:53
  SPEAKER_03: I guess.
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so how old are we to believe Shay is?
• 37:57
  SPEAKER_03: 54.
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_03: He looks like older than our dad.
• 38:06
  SPEAKER_03: And he seems to think he looks way older than dad.
• 38:08
  SPEAKER_03: And he seems to he says he's like oh women are attracted to him.
• 38:13
  SPEAKER_03: And he seems to be correct, but like I don't understand how.
• 38:16
  SPEAKER_03: This is crazy.
• 38:18
  SPEAKER_03: I'm just trying to figure out like what kind of spell, what kind of sorcery?
• 38:24
  SPEAKER_03: I don't understand it.
• 38:26
  SPEAKER_03: Like he's giving big Ed.
• 38:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_02: And like why did he?
• 38:32
  SPEAKER_02: I know that his like friend hooked him up, but like, why does he feel he needed to find love in the Philippines of everybody in his small town of Georgia or Alabama or wherever the fuck loved him so much?
• 38:42
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 38:42
  SPEAKER_03: And it like it seems his actions seem predatory to me, but like the women actually seem to love it, which like makes me even more believe that they are under a spell in need of rescue.
• 38:54
  SPEAKER_03: The one daughter that lives in the trailer next to his seems absolutely insane.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry, but the argument that you should come first, the kids over the relationship doesn't stand when you're an adult.
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_03: Also, why is her dad her best friend?
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_03: No offense.
• 39:10
  SPEAKER_03: That is weird.
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_03: Like, she's like, if we ever just want to like go out to the bar, have a drink, he's my drinking buddy, we could watch a game together.
• 39:17
  SPEAKER_03: I'm like, this is a friends, girl.
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_03: And then, I mean, this guy has like a whole host of characters around him.
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_03: We also have Nicole, his ex-wife, of course.
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_03: She accused him of cheating on Annabelle.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_03: That's this this woman in the Philippines name.
• 39:37
  SPEAKER_03: With his friend's daughter, who is actually super hot and for some reason that was never addressed, was wearing a cast.
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_02: And she seems to be actually interested in him.
• 39:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm so confused.
• 39:52
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I need to know more.
• 39:53
  SPEAKER_03: I blink twice if you need help.
• 39:57
  SPEAKER_02: Anyone in that situation.
• 39:58
  SPEAKER_03: Anybody in that whole fucking town is under his spell because no one seems to care that he's predatory.
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_03: And also disgusting.
• 40:06
  SPEAKER_03: Disgust.
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_03: Like, this is crazy.
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_03: I can't believe my eyes.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_03: So I'm really excited to see how that one plays out.
• 40:13
  SPEAKER_02: Also, from the south, we have Mallory, who's her man in Turkey, Charlie Chinese, so nice.
• 40:24
  SPEAKER_03: He just seems like a nice guy.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_03: He doesn't like skin.
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_03: He doesn't like he knows how to French braid her hair.
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_03: I feel so bad for what he's about to encounter in the South.
• 40:37
  SPEAKER_03: I really why would Rashit do this?
• 40:41
  SPEAKER_03: Why would he go to America when he lives in literal paradise?
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_02: He just obviously loves her.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_02: That's what makes me think he's not scamming.
• 40:50
  SPEAKER_03: He couldn't possibly love her.
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_03: I think he must actually love her.
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, she's pretty, but she's not worth giving up.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_03: They can ba he barely speaks English.
• 41:01
  SPEAKER_03: What do they talk about?
• 41:02
  SPEAKER_03: He can't speak English, Lil.
• 41:05
  SPEAKER_03: I just don't think he's scamming her.
• 41:08
  SPEAKER_03: I do.
• 41:08
  SPEAKER_03: And you know what else I think?
• 41:12
  SPEAKER_03: This is gonna be bad, but whatever.
• 41:13
  SPEAKER_03: I think he's gay.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_03: I think he's a gay scammer.
• 41:20
  SPEAKER_03: Wow, that's that's a bold statement.
• 41:23
  SPEAKER_03: I know.
• 41:23
  SPEAKER_03: Luckily, no one listens.
• 41:25
  SPEAKER_03: I just like when she said she has friends who are fans of the deportations.
• 41:31
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, woof.
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_03: I would never be friends with them, especially if that was gonna be my husband.
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_03: She didn't seem proud.
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_03: So why does she want to take him there?
• 41:42
  SPEAKER_03: Why why what way will this better either of their lives?
• 41:45
  SPEAKER_03: She could benefit from getting out and living in Turkey too.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_03: Hundo P.
• 41:50
  SPEAKER_03: Some, you know what?
• 41:51
  SPEAKER_03: It's only the first episode.
• 41:52
  SPEAKER_03: We're meant to have more questions than answers at this point.
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_03: One thing that I'll always have questions about is why white women go on girls' trips to Mexico, the DR, is it the US Virgin Islands, and then bang a hotel staff and come back and say we're getting married?
• 42:16
  SPEAKER_03: Why are these girls' trips like specifically to get banged?
• 42:20
  SPEAKER_03: By hotel staff?
• 42:22
  SPEAKER_03: Potentially.
• 42:22
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I'm starting to think so.
• 42:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like these are like sex tourist trips.
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_03: Do you think Mallory's trip to Turkey was a sex tourist trip?
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_03: No, she went to Greece.
• 42:33
  SPEAKER_02: No, I think it's mostly for like the Latin and European areas.
• 42:38
  SPEAKER_03: So you're speaking of Marissa, the COO at Kleinwald.
• 42:42
  SPEAKER_03: It's crazy because like that's she's legit.
• 42:47
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 42:49
  SPEAKER_03: She is.
• 42:50
  SPEAKER_03: I got I got no words for the mistake she's making.
• 42:54
  SPEAKER_03: I couldn't help but wonder why can't we get say yes to the dress back on the air?
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_03: What do we gotta do?
• 42:59
  SPEAKER_03: I I hope it comes back in time for when um Madison from Love on the Spectrum is getting her dress because she specifically stated she wants to be on say yes to the dress.
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 43:09
  SPEAKER_03: I want to do on say yes to the dress, but alas.
• 43:13
  SPEAKER_03: They weren't filming, it was it was just exiting COVID times.
• 43:17
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't even get champagne when I said yes.
• 43:20
  SPEAKER_03: That was when I stopped.
• 43:21
  SPEAKER_03: I know.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_03: So we don't know much about these two other than that she's a divorced mom of two.
• 43:27
  SPEAKER_03: She was visiting him every six to eight weeks, which with her job seems really crazy.
• 43:33
  SPEAKER_03: Well, they've been talking for several years.
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_03: This has been going on for a long time.
• 43:38
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, she's a beautiful woman.
• 43:40
  SPEAKER_03: She's okay.
• 43:43
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 43:44
  SPEAKER_03: So we'll see.
• 43:45
  SPEAKER_03: He could be he could be scamming.
• 43:47
  SPEAKER_03: Last but not least, I'm drawing a blank.
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_03: How could you forget?
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_03: I thought we were saving the best for last.
• 43:54
  SPEAKER_02: Oh gosh, who am I forgetting?
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_03: Asha.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_03: The 38-year-old Pentecostal prophet speaks to God directly in tongues.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_03: The blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood, the blood.
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_03: Her tongues brought a woman to the ground and they put a tarp over her as if she had passed.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_03: Did you see that?
• 44:19
  SPEAKER_03: That's crazy.
• 44:20
  SPEAKER_02: I don't want to sound insensitive, but the tongues thing has always been um it's always thrown me for a loop.
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_03: What don't you get about it?
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_03: They're speaking in a language so that it like the devil won't understand.
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_03: It's like a code.
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_03: But they're not all the same.
• 44:34
  SPEAKER_03: What do you mean they're not all the same?
• 44:36
  SPEAKER_03: Everybody has their own version of tongues.
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_03: Like it's it's truly gibberish.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_03: It's a code.
• 44:43
  SPEAKER_03: So the devil doesn't understand.
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_03: They're trying to keep him out of it.
• 44:46
  SPEAKER_03: They don't want him to overhear.
• 44:47
  SPEAKER_03: It's like Morse code, or like if you're out in war, she explained it perfectly.
• 44:50
  SPEAKER_03: So the devil nor anybody else can understand.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_03: But now I know why your boyfriend texted me out of the blue about a childhood friend of mine who told me that when I die, the devil's gonna slice my head off.
• 45:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that kind of came up.
• 45:05
  SPEAKER_03: That story came up, and then he felt like he needed to remind you.
• 45:09
  SPEAKER_03: And as if I could ever forget.
• 45:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 45:13
  SPEAKER_03: God told her to look in Nigeria.
• 45:17
  SPEAKER_03: God told her at the grocery store that this next song was gonna come on.
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_03: I want to know what song that was.
• 45:23
  SPEAKER_03: The craziest thing to me is she knows, and she says she knows how awful this looks.
• 45:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that she's getting scammed by this Nigerian man.
• 45:33
  SPEAKER_03: And if anybody else did it, she would be like, You're getting scammed.
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_03: She's well aware.
• 45:38
  SPEAKER_03: Awareness is the first step.
• 45:40
  SPEAKER_03: The craziest part to me is that the theme song of the valley was playing in the background during her segment.
• 45:47
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, damn it, I missed that.
• 45:49
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, right.
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_03: How did I miss that?
• 45:52
  SPEAKER_03: That was Cray Z.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_03: That shouldn't be allowed.
• 45:57
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, we hear it, we hear it all the time.
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_03: We hear that uh the 90-day fiance theme song.
• 46:02
  SPEAKER_03: No, the Married at First Sight theme song was playing during Love is Blind last season.
• 46:06
  SPEAKER_03: That's true, it was.
• 46:07
  SPEAKER_02: But I'm supposed to Bravo would let wouldn't like have exclusively have the rights to that song.
• 46:13
  SPEAKER_03: Apparently not.
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_03: So she's gonna marry this guy from Nigeria.
• 46:17
  SPEAKER_03: Her best friend is also gonna marry a guy from Nigeria.
• 46:20
  SPEAKER_03: But her her friend is her face is blurred.
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she clearly doesn't want to be involved.
• 46:27
  SPEAKER_03: So they're introducing us to this second couple that we're never gonna get to see.
• 46:32
  SPEAKER_03: So I don't know, like it's part of the tale because apparently that's why he gets denied.
• 46:39
  SPEAKER_03: He got denied?
• 46:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_03: I might not have watched the last 10 minutes.
• 46:45
  SPEAKER_02: Oh well, he got approved and then they called him back in and said, Well, now your best friend is saying the same thing as you, so now you're banned from the US.
• 46:54
  SPEAKER_02: He goes back in and they said, Okay, well, you're not banned anymore, but you can't do the cave one, you have to do a spouse Lisa.
• 46:59
  SPEAKER_02: It's all very confusing.
• 47:00
  SPEAKER_03: What so she has to go there and marry him?
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_03: I guess.
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_03: Is she going to?
• 47:06
  SPEAKER_03: She said God's gonna fix it.
• 47:08
  SPEAKER_03: Great.
• 47:08
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that takes care of that.
• 47:12
  SPEAKER_03: We will solve this here today.
• 47:13
  SPEAKER_03: We will, God will solve this here today.
• 47:18
  SPEAKER_03: Um I'm excited.
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_03: We still have more couples to meet.
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_03: Can you please explain to me what the hell is happening over there on 90 Day to Single Life?
• 47:27
  SPEAKER_03: I wish I could.
• 47:29
  SPEAKER_03: What is going on?
• 47:31
  SPEAKER_03: You mean with Courtney specifically?
• 47:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, some lady told her she needs to be dating an older man, so she met Phil and they're in love.
• 47:41
  SPEAKER_02: He literally was wearing a shirt on this past episode that said the best dads get promoted to grandpa.
• 47:47
  SPEAKER_03: Mom goes, and that's her dad?
• 47:49
  SPEAKER_03: And I was like, No, that's her fiance.
• 47:53
  SPEAKER_03: I like an older man.
• 47:55
  SPEAKER_03: I am attracted to older men in general.
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_00: Not this one.
• 47:58
  SPEAKER_03: This is not nothing of the sort.
• 48:01
  SPEAKER_03: Ugh.
• 48:03
  SPEAKER_03: What's wrong?
• 48:05
  SPEAKER_03: Hello.
• 48:06
  SPEAKER_03: Hi.
• 48:07
  SPEAKER_03: Well, we were talking about we talked a little bit about Danny and Mia from the Valley, and that how about the guy with the uh is Danny the crybaby?
• 48:15
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no, no, no.
• 48:16
  SPEAKER_01: Danny's the mean guy with the wife with four kids.
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, yeah.
• 48:21
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm just trying to I'm getting filled in on all of this business.
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_01: Just the fact that they're having their personal problems aired out in front of all their friends to me is bizarre to begin with.
• 48:33
  SPEAKER_03: What about the fact that those are their personal problems in the first place?
• 48:37
  SPEAKER_01: Well, people have personal problems, but I just wouldn't care about it.
• 48:40
  SPEAKER_03: If you're having those personal problems, do we need to be worried about you?
• 48:45
  SPEAKER_01: Well, the way he spoke to her and how the other girl jumped in to reprimand him.
• 48:50
  SPEAKER_01: The way he spoke to her, no one should be speaking to anyone like that.
• 48:54
  SPEAKER_01: In general, in general, and she has four kids with him.
• 48:59
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I know.
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_01: Isn't it disgusting?
• 49:02
  SPEAKER_01: Am I the right people?
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_01: Am I in the right people here?
• 49:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, you're the right people.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_03: I just and if they're gonna do that where everyone can hear, I think Lola has a right to say that she's uncomfortable.
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_01: She can hear them and always uncomfortable when another couple is fighting in front of you.
• 49:17
  SPEAKER_01: Always.
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_01: And I don't know that they were like straight up fighting, he was just being an asshole to her, and has been on every bit of the show that I've watched since I've been here.
• 49:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's pretty much him.
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_03: So I just think like if he's gonna be an asshole to in front of other people, they have a right if they're feeling uncomfortable to say they're uncomfortable.
• 49:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you can know.
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_03: Bye.
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_03: That was a special cameo from Lil's baby's babysitter, aka our mother.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, where were we?
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_03: We did the single life.
• 49:50
  SPEAKER_03: I quickly just want to tell you that I watched 90-day diaries and jasmine was on there.
• 49:55
  SPEAKER_03: Jasmine with her bald head and Matt.
• 49:59
  SPEAKER_03: How's she doing?
• 50:00
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, it was actually like really good.
• 50:03
  SPEAKER_03: I would recommend watching at least just her segments, if nothing else.
• 50:06
  SPEAKER_03: We'll do tell.
• 50:08
  SPEAKER_03: So she like really wants Matt's family to like her, so they move into this new home and she loves it and she's happy, and she honestly seems just like so much lighter and um a different Jasmine, just like happy.
• 50:22
  SPEAKER_03: Interesting.
• 50:23
  SPEAKER_03: But Matt's mom doesn't like her to dress provocatively, like she thinks that she's like a slut because you know they had sex out of wedlock, blah blah blah.
• 50:32
  SPEAKER_03: So Jasmine feels like she's having to stifle some of her personality, and she has to wear these long sleeves of boring outfits, and so then it's she offers to cook everyone Thanksgiving.
• 50:42
  SPEAKER_03: She's like, I really want to like make this work and I want them to like me, so I'm gonna cook Thanksgiving.
• 50:47
  SPEAKER_03: And he says, Okay, they're coming over at four.
• 50:50
  SPEAKER_03: They come over at 6 a.m.
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_03: And Jasmine's making a video diary just crying like his family got here at 6 a.m.
• 50:57
  SPEAKER_04: and he told me they weren't coming till four, and and it's just really hard, and I just want everything to be perfect, and and then she goes, and she's talking to someone off camera.
• 51:07
  SPEAKER_03: I haven't even told Matt about the turkey yet.
• 51:10
  SPEAKER_03: So she takes the turkey bag out and she goes, Everyone was buying these bags.
• 51:15
  SPEAKER_03: Look, it looks like a turkey, it has like the tail and it's shaped like a turkey, and everyone was buying them, and so I grabbed it, and then when I just got home, I realized it's ham because it was like wrapped up in like a dark wrapper.
• 51:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she just starts sobbing like she has to feed all these people ham.
• 51:31
  SPEAKER_03: And I just felt so bad for her.
• 51:35
  SPEAKER_03: So bad for her.
• 51:37
  SPEAKER_02: That does suck.
• 51:38
  SPEAKER_02: Poor Jasmine.
• 51:39
  SPEAKER_03: It broke my heart because it really did seem like she's finally happy with her little Matilda.
• 51:45
  SPEAKER_03: I heard it was an explosive episode of Summer House.
• 51:48
  SPEAKER_03: Should I watch?
• 51:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it was pretty crazy.
• 51:53
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, Kyle and Carl got into a fight.
• 51:56
  SPEAKER_02: What's really crazy about it though is like the physical affection between Wes and Amanda that obviously like means so much more now.
• 52:05
  SPEAKER_03: But he also made out with Sierra this episode.
• 52:09
  SPEAKER_02: That's on the upcoming next episode.
• 52:11
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 52:13
  SPEAKER_03: So did you get in a fight over Carl and Kyle?
• 52:16
  SPEAKER_02: Because Kyle was drunk, obviously, but like Amanda had told Sierra that she maybe wanted to do like a trial separation, and Sierra said it to Kyle, and Kyle got very upset, and they're all talking about it at the dinner table, and it's like a whole thing.
• 52:31
  SPEAKER_03: Why did Sierra say it to Kyle?
• 52:34
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think he I don't think she realized that Amanda and Kyle had not had that conversation.
• 52:39
  SPEAKER_03: That's shady as fuck.
• 52:42
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 52:43
  SPEAKER_02: Something interesting I did want to share with you because I don't know if this is happening to any of our listeners, but um I found myself on an interesting side of TikTok.
• 52:56
  SPEAKER_02: I'm getting served video.
• 52:58
  SPEAKER_02: It's like a trend, I guess it's happening, but it's like women shooting themselves from like the mid-calf down showing their high heel collection.
• 53:09
  SPEAKER_02: Wearing like putting different high heels on and showing their high heel collection.
• 53:12
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 53:14
  SPEAKER_03: And I don't wear heels because my feet are really sensitive.
• 53:17
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe it's just because I can't afford like your feet are fucked up.
• 53:21
  SPEAKER_03: They're so fucked up.
• 53:22
  SPEAKER_02: But and I I don't I'm not I don't care that much about shoes.
• 53:26
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not like a shoe holic or anything, and I definitely don't have like a foot fetish or anything like that.
• 53:30
  SPEAKER_02: But for some reason, every time one of these videos comes across my for you page, which is all the time, I have to watch the whole thing.
• 53:37
  SPEAKER_03: I need to see their heels.
• 53:39
  SPEAKER_03: I have to.
• 53:40
  SPEAKER_03: That's crazy.
• 53:41
  SPEAKER_03: Send me one when you see the next one.
• 53:42
  SPEAKER_03: I gotta get my eyes on these.
• 53:44
  SPEAKER_03: I will.
• 53:45
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 53:46
  SPEAKER_02: TikTok probably thinks I'm like really into feet.
• 53:49
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not.
• 53:49
  SPEAKER_02: I just I'm not even then into shoes.
• 53:52
  SPEAKER_02: You're really not.
• 53:53
  SPEAKER_02: I I don't know.
• 53:54
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 53:55
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what to say about it.
• 53:57
  SPEAKER_02: And the problem is all of these people put their video to Naughty Girl by Beyoncé as the song.
• 54:04
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm like, naughty girl.
• 54:07
  SPEAKER_03: I'm so fucking sick of that song from how often I get served these videos.
• 54:12
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, I remember that album.
• 54:14
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's what we're doing with our time these days.
• 54:17
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, thanks for keeping me abreast.
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_02: You're welcome.
• 54:22
  SPEAKER_03: Otherwise, are you gonna rock this weekend?
• 54:25
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna be babysitting.
• 54:28
  SPEAKER_03: I know, I'm so excited.
• 54:29
  SPEAKER_03: Me and my husband are going away for a whole night, and I'm flying all the way across the country to babysit for one night.
• 54:37
  SPEAKER_03: You and mom are both gonna you're gonna tag team.
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_03: I'm so nervous.
• 54:42
  SPEAKER_03: Knock on wood, it's we have a pretty easy kid to do it with, so it'll be fine.
• 54:48
  SPEAKER_03: It'll be fun.
• 54:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 54:50
  SPEAKER_03: I'm just so excited to hold him.
• 54:53
  SPEAKER_03: He's excited to see you.
• 54:55
  SPEAKER_03: He's gonna have the best time with you.
• 54:57
  SPEAKER_03: I know it.
• 54:58
  SPEAKER_03: And grandma.
• 55:00
  SPEAKER_03: He's been having a whole week with her.
• 55:02
  SPEAKER_03: She better fucking share.
• 55:03
  SPEAKER_03: That's all I gotta say.
• 55:05
  SPEAKER_03: She gets more smiles than I do these days.
• 55:07
  SPEAKER_03: And your husband better fucking share, that's all I gotta say.
• 55:10
  SPEAKER_03: Well, me and him are splitting, we're out.
• 55:13
  SPEAKER_03: Good, we're leaving for one measly night.
• 55:17
  SPEAKER_03: Where are you going again?
• 55:18
  SPEAKER_02: Lambertsville slash New Hope, Pennsylvania.
• 55:23
  SPEAKER_02: What is that?
• 55:24
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know, but he said it's really cute, and there's cute shops and restaurants and things.
• 55:30
  SPEAKER_02: Well, because we were gonna go into the city, but we're both like, oh my god, the hotel prices for one night in Manhattan, like we can't justify it.
• 55:36
  SPEAKER_02: It's so crazy because we're like 45 minutes away, but we're not gonna not go away and take advantage of this night.
• 55:42
  SPEAKER_02: So, like, where else can we go that's not too far?
• 55:44
  SPEAKER_02: And there we go.
• 55:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yay!
• 55:47
  SPEAKER_00: So, best of luck.
• 55:49
  SPEAKER_00: The next time we take to the mic, we will have a full review of how you have done as a temporary mommy.
• 55:55
  SPEAKER_03: So you say.
• 55:57
  SPEAKER_03: Well, thanks for rotting with us, everyone.
• 55:58
  SPEAKER_03: A little midweek rot, kind of.
• 56:00
  SPEAKER_03: Thanks.
• 56:01
  SPEAKER_03: Thanks for the mid to end week rot.
• 56:03
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry we missed last week, but you know, sometimes shit happens.
• 56:07
  SPEAKER_02: Right, see you next week.
• 56:09
  SPEAKER_02: Bye.