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Episode 41: Summer In Dublin · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: M hmm.
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  Speaker 2: How are you keeping I'm exceptional exceptional. You're about to
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  Speaker 2: get even more exceptional because I've got like a million
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  Speaker 2: dollar TV idea.
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  Speaker 1: Buddy. Oh, it doesn't involve the bins because I just
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  Speaker 1: got through. I got like I just I just briefly
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  Speaker 1: told you. See your eyes brightening. I told you that
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  Speaker 1: the in laws of the road offered half their win
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  Speaker 1: this evening because there hadn't filled. Theirs were like, well,
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  Speaker 1: if you want it, and I'm like, you silly people.
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  Speaker 1: You thought me let me marry your daughter was one thing.
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  Speaker 1: Let me in the door. Now you've let the fox
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  Speaker 1: into the headhouse. I will use your bin every single fortnight.
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  Speaker 2: They go out in the morning to be like three
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  Speaker 2: car batteries in.
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  Speaker 1: There'll be tins of paint. I will throw my birth
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  Speaker 1: certa into everything I can get. That's through.
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  Speaker 2: Just it just took over a deep fat fryer. Just
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  Speaker 2: tipped the whole into.
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  Speaker 1: The entire thing, the entire thing into it. I'll start
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  Speaker 1: putting it in the wrong being and everything because you
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  Speaker 1: open that door even a even just a crack to
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  Speaker 1: me when it comes to the bins. So I'm I'm
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  Speaker 1: in great form. I got rid of way more crap
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  Speaker 1: than I was expecting to get rid of this evening.
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  Speaker 2: Tell me a.
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  Speaker 1: Million dollar idea, because I love that.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you a million dollar idea. Before I do that,
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  Speaker 2: I want to welcome everybody to the podcast. We went
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  Speaker 2: off again, Tommy, I started me on the bins. You're
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  Speaker 2: all very welcome to the Tom and Jerry Show. My
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  Speaker 2: name is Jerry McBride and he is Tom oh Many
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  Speaker 2: and Bin talk is but a taste of the rubbish
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  Speaker 2: you're about to listen to.
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  Speaker 1: Lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely.
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  Speaker 2: I have a great idea for a TV show. Tom, Yes,
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  Speaker 2: we hope everybody had a wonderful week, and thank you
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  Speaker 2: for timing in on the last week's podcast. We're scarce
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  Speaker 2: on Nicetias at the Tom and Jerry Show. We just
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  Speaker 2: kind of get into it. Great idea for a TV show.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, come on, stop.
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  Speaker 2: Okay teasing you're familiar with, like say American pickers and
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  Speaker 2: storage wars and the kind of thing I did.
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  Speaker 1: They kind of fell off a cliff a small bit
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  Speaker 1: for me. But there's new lads on TikTok now that
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  Speaker 1: are picket or going to storeage jokes and you know,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't hate it, but I can you know, well.
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  Speaker 2: I appreciate it. Like Storage Wars has to be about
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  Speaker 2: fifteen years old at this stage, and there's only so
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  Speaker 2: often you can see why his hope through it. This
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  Speaker 2: is why you need a new show to get you
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  Speaker 2: going right. Yes, all right, so picture this. Okay, how
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  Speaker 2: about there is a team of people, wealthy individuals or whatnot,
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  Speaker 2: or speculators, shall we say, and they buy up busted
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  Speaker 2: up old farms in Ireland. Okay, So the farmer has
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  Speaker 2: lived and passed away and his decrepit fucking farmhouse or whatnot.
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  Speaker 2: It goes up for sale for nothing, and they buy
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  Speaker 2: it up under the notion that somewhere on that farm
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  Speaker 2: there must be buried biscuit tins full of money. Right
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  Speaker 2: somehow lived alone in five or ten acres and had
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  Speaker 2: a barn or what there has to be a biscuiting
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  Speaker 2: for the money somewhere on that premises.
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  Speaker 1: It is a very old joke, but I mean it'd
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  Speaker 1: be kind of like the ideal thing would be to
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  Speaker 1: do if if the house is falling down, but sell them,
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  Speaker 1: sell them only the house, but give them the rights
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  Speaker 1: to go looking for the biscuiting, there'll never be a biscuiting.
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  Speaker 1: And eventually what they'll do is they'll end up plowing
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  Speaker 1: the entire place for you for free, and.
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  Speaker 2: You still get a farm out of it. But like
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  Speaker 2: there's it's got that sort of course of Oak Island
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  Speaker 2: kind of treator hunt, you know, prospecting to it and
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  Speaker 2: what have we got up to? What have we got
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  Speaker 2: the old fireplace.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you know much about our have
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  Speaker 1: you forgotten all about Irish ruurleal living and whatnot? But
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  Speaker 1: they most definitely Episode one, Farm one, they will find
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  Speaker 1: the body somewhere on you're joking me, without a doubt
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  Speaker 1: it the end of series. That is done. Fucking can it?
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  Speaker 1: That's not making it off the fucking god, that's it.
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  Speaker 2: That's I don't have it. I don't have a name
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  Speaker 2: for the show, Tom, but it is that sort of
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  Speaker 2: so American pickers. They're going looking for antiques and antiquities
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  Speaker 2: and storage wars. They're looking for antiques and antiquities and
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  Speaker 2: audities and things they can sell. Tom, I'm talking about
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  Speaker 2: old hard nineteen fifties punts, each one of the size
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  Speaker 2: of a fool's cap page.
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  Speaker 1: So maybe you're like, we need to get we need
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  Speaker 1: to obviously bring in an American audience too if we're
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  Speaker 1: going to be selling it. So the only way I
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  Speaker 1: could think about that in time one into the other
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  Speaker 1: would be maybe because you reckon it's going to be
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  Speaker 1: in a biscuitings called it USA has sorted fiddlers or something,
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  Speaker 1: you know, because it's going to be a biscuiting with
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  Speaker 1: you from USA s orted biscuits, maybe we can get
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  Speaker 1: something down that line. Like that's the only way I
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  Speaker 1: can think it's gonna work, because there.
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  Speaker 2: Are no It could also be in an old like
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  Speaker 2: an old Tait and lyle U. Can you can call
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  Speaker 2: it something like treakaly money or whatever. I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: but like that's that's all I'm gonna say. Never trusted by,
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  Speaker 2: never buy the farm, Never trusted the banks has a
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  Speaker 2: Coleman's Moster jar with a thousand old ponds in it. Someone,
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  Speaker 2: do you know? I mean, that's a poor investment to
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  Speaker 2: buy a farm and only get a thousand points. But
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  Speaker 2: just thinking about it, Tom, I think it's a wonderful promises.
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  Speaker 1: I I you know what, Normally I would definitely edit
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  Speaker 1: out a class idea and uh, you know, and not
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  Speaker 1: letting in the podcast in case somebody steals our idea.
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  Speaker 1: But just this once, Jair, I'm gonna let this one run.
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  Speaker 2: So listen back to this podcast is not a case
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  Speaker 2: of Welcome to the Tom and Jerry Show segment.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus, Chris, did you literally think that, like you stood
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  Speaker 1: there with your neighbor going, jeez, man, if we could
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  Speaker 1: just get a few quid together and start buying farms up,
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  Speaker 1: they're just.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna buy one because then what you get on that
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  Speaker 2: first farm will pay for the next month. You get
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  Speaker 2: some you get some farm there below in junior body
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  Speaker 2: James Duff or somewhere like that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh for sure you are, you will have. You will
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  Speaker 1: have the governmentspitality tea down and down here, because without
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  Speaker 1: a doubt they're gonna be in white as mad Suit's
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  Speaker 1: intents up in no time. There will be bodies glower
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  Speaker 1: found all over in Virginia and then kind of granary
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  Speaker 1: and you're heading into Oh no, no, no, no, no
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  Speaker 1: no no, no, stay out there.
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  Speaker 2: You'd be there just picking stuff up. But what do
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  Speaker 2: you found there? Like I kind of kind of bricks
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  Speaker 2: the stuff. Only it's kind of the reason four stand for.
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  Speaker 1: They're the reason why they have the Pumpkin Festival in Virginia.
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  Speaker 1: In Cavin, it's because they're grown pump No funing in
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  Speaker 1: Cavin wants to grow pumpkins and sell them in They're
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  Speaker 1: just hiding stuff amongst the pumpkins, that's all. Whether it's
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  Speaker 1: or bodies one or the other, they're not. Nobody eats
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  Speaker 1: pumpkin in Ireland. They're stinking yolks.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you're not wrong.
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  Speaker 1: There's the most nice.
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  Speaker 2: They're nice. They're nice to watch rot over a four
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  Speaker 2: week period.
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  Speaker 1: And but their class that is, if you could, I
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  Speaker 1: love to actually have a really good camera to be
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  Speaker 1: able to do what they're amazing to do, and we
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  Speaker 1: must do it someday. Is is to shoot off a fence.
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  Speaker 1: They're really really fun to shoot. Yeah, class that that's
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  Speaker 1: the only use I can think of pumpkins anybody else.
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  Speaker 1: The birds won't eat it, Nothing will eat them. I
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  Speaker 1: have tried through all this hards of wildlife, even as
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  Speaker 1: American fucking squirrels or that they're all getting jacked by
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  Speaker 1: the pine martin around here at the minute of this
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  Speaker 1: class and the orange fellows are thriving. But even the
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  Speaker 1: American squirrels were like, man, I ain't touching it, and
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  Speaker 1: that's exactly what they said me back to.
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  Speaker 2: Well, listen, just in case you do want to make
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  Speaker 2: a hard edit, in case you come back around on
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  Speaker 2: Farm Moores or whatever the hell we call this. But
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  Speaker 2: if you just to give you the opportunity of hitting
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  Speaker 2: all that nonsense out, we're going to come in here
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  Speaker 2: with it.
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  Speaker 1: So moving on with the show. I'm not don't be
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  Speaker 1: giving away editing. I am not editing out that that
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  Speaker 1: is high grade high nitrogen grow fast ten twenty shit.
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  Speaker 1: That's spoken there, and that's what people come here for.
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  Speaker 1: They don't come here for any educational I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to say.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want want to see it on the I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to see it in the autumn spread on RT.
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  Speaker 2: Just like money or whatever the hell they call it money.
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  Speaker 1: Those channels like you know, the ones that are way
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  Speaker 1: up in the sky remote.
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  Speaker 2: Like I opened the seven yeah, ETHICX yeah yeah yea.
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  Speaker 1: Men and Motors yeah yeah, now you're talking yeah yeah
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  Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah. Back when like the likes of the
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  Speaker 1: leads were actually good friends. You remember the two leads
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  Speaker 1: that you might have go off and buy the car
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  Speaker 1: its a really fat cockney fell in. Then a China.
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  Speaker 1: They've had a big fall out, O big falling out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, yeh man China made a statement and
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  Speaker 1: then he goes no, he's a bollocks basically, and you
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  Speaker 1: will never see me ever apologizing to him. Whatever whatever happened.
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  Speaker 2: That's I mean, TV is changing. Those lads fell out.
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  Speaker 2: We're down to one hairy biker like it's a it's
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  Speaker 2: a constantly chef from the landscape.
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  Speaker 1: If really.
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  Speaker 2: With that being said, let's move on with the show.
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  Speaker 2: Tom to our first segment. Okay, because it wasn't just
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  Speaker 2: wonderful ideas, but storage war style TV shows set in
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  Speaker 2: rural Ireland that we've been having this week. There's been
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  Speaker 2: no other news, big news, crazy news, world changing news, Tom,
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  Speaker 2: and we sum it all up in a segment that
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  Speaker 2: we call the weekly Word have You. This is a
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  Speaker 2: very complicated case, mad you know, a lot of outs,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of what have you, and a lot of
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  Speaker 2: strands to keep in my head.
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  Speaker 1: Man, we hit you with the hard ones everybody every week.
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  Speaker 1: People are like, I can't believe the guys really went
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: after that. That's exactly what it was. On the tip
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  Speaker 1: every week. We I think we hit we nail it
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  Speaker 1: every week and this week is no different chair every week.
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  Speaker 2: That was the big news.
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  Speaker 1: The hottest topics is on the go right now. I
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  Speaker 1: can times that I can't believe that if we got
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: out in front of this. This is amazing, This is
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  Speaker 1: a scoop.
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  Speaker 2: This is the Woodward and Berenstein.
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  Speaker 1: We should nearly release this early as a result of
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  Speaker 1: how hot off the top, hot off the top, this.
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  Speaker 2: Is hold the front page. This is coming through.
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  Speaker 1: Cattle gallstones insanely valuable. Are the new must have item
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  Speaker 1: in global smuggling rings.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, won't give it to me one more time.
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  Speaker 1: They're cattle gallstones. They're they're insane insanely that and they
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  Speaker 1: are now they must have item in global smuggling rings,
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  Speaker 1: like you know the smuggling rings we've been involved in.
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  Speaker 2: No, Tom, Tom, it's not the smuggling rings that I'm
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  Speaker 2: struggling with here. What I know what a smuggling ring is. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: what I gotta ask is what value does a cattle
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  Speaker 2: gallstone have? What are you talking about, buddy?
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  Speaker 1: What? It's a mysteriously light them the inner workings of
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  Speaker 1: a cow. Much like you know, we have gallstones. They
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  Speaker 1: have gallstones too, but they tend to have them on
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  Speaker 1: a regular basis, like nearly every one of them will
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  Speaker 1: have them at this stage. They're hard, they're gross little
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  Speaker 1: things for a finish. They're they're basically hardened little lumps
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  Speaker 1: of stomach boil if I remember correctly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a particular type of bile produced by the
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  Speaker 2: gall bladder. I know because people and people in the
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  Speaker 2: family have had gallstones outdown through the and any time
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  Speaker 2: anybody in the and their uncle or whatever or cousin, whoever,
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  Speaker 2: ever whoms, whoever it might be, be like she is
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  Speaker 2: very severe outive gallstones and they have to, you know, to
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  Speaker 2: have to get rid of them. This kind of thing.
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  Speaker 1: Some of them, like I depended on the quality. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how you engage the quality, but you know
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  Speaker 1: that there is quality gaugers gaugees when it comes to everything.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, there's people who can gauge, you know, quality
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  Speaker 1: control when it comes to things. Some of these little nuggets,
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  Speaker 1: these gall stones are they're actually valued at twice the
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  Speaker 1: price of gold. Can you imagine that? Can you imagine that?
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  Speaker 2: I can't imagine it?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Yeah, But now you're asking why why cattle, Why
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  Speaker 1: are they suddenly see the passage? I mean, as always
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  Speaker 1: you know my issues with the Chinese, we've had it
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  Speaker 1: with We've had it down through the years. But it's
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  Speaker 1: used in Chinese by them. Buys will find anything, they
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  Speaker 1: will use for it. If it's an ant fucking aimus,
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  Speaker 1: they will find the use for it. There's some lads
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  Speaker 1: to give them their due with the Chinese tradition. Men
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  Speaker 1: just medicine, which is valid around sixty billion med the medicine,
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  Speaker 1: the medicine market when it comes to it, by the who.
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  Speaker 1: But essentially they've started pushing this unbelievable want for gallstones.
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  Speaker 1: They're even trying to induce them in herds, but with
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  Speaker 1: certain feeds, so.
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  Speaker 2: Like the way that the way that they plump up
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  Speaker 2: a duck's liver with, like for foie gras or whatnot.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They're trying to induce gallstones and cows. Tom, I'm looking
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  Speaker 2: at a cow's gallstone here now and it's it's it's
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  Speaker 2: it's gross. Like for anybody that is wanting to imagine
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  Speaker 2: what a capple gallstone looks like, imagine a pebble or
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  Speaker 2: a rock. They're not necessarily smooth or round or shiny
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  Speaker 2: or anything like that. It's just imagine a rock, only
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  Speaker 2: like it's orange color, sort of like pumpkiny orange. To
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  Speaker 2: bring it back, and it's it's gross. Imagine if you
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  Speaker 2: were you know that, like you know, like that did
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  Speaker 2: not make that you shake out in your coffee or whatnot.
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  Speaker 2: Would imagine the inside of that got damp and it
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  Speaker 2: just formed like a hard lump.
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  Speaker 1: Well, there ones, the cattle ones you see, I think
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  Speaker 1: they're I think they're kind of a high high grade
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  Speaker 1: of calcium tends to build up in their ones for
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  Speaker 1: whatever reason. They're different than our ones. So they're kind
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  Speaker 1: of calcium based. So I mean, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: So Okay, that leads me to my next question. Why
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  Speaker 2: you are our goalston does not work? Not?
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  Speaker 1: No, they're not worth a shit.
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  Speaker 2: Horses, pigs, sheep, geese.
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  Speaker 1: It would seem that they're just a calcium amount from
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  Speaker 1: eating that much fresh grass.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, the one that sets it off this stuff when
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  Speaker 1: you hear the numbers here, the numbers give it me.
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  Speaker 1: So these little nuggets can fetch more than an ounce.
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  Speaker 1: That's twice as that's twice as much as eat inccar
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  Speaker 1: of gold on most markets, like Jesus and Mary and Joseph,
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  Speaker 1: and they're talking about killing column two hundred thousand because
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  Speaker 1: they're frightened that they're farting too much? Are you joking me?
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  Speaker 1: Are you joking me? We would get ourselves out of
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  Speaker 1: any national debate by just looking after the fucking gall
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  Speaker 1: bladders of our fucking cols. Are you joking me?
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  Speaker 2: So my question now is all this, Tom? Now that
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  Speaker 2: we know what gallstones are and that they are a
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  Speaker 2: valuable commodity for their it seems to me spurious health properties.
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  Speaker 2: But then again, nobody's paying this much for snake oil,
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  Speaker 2: so they must do something.
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  Speaker 1: Well.
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  Speaker 2: H So our job now, Tom, sorry, our job now
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  Speaker 2: is podcast is just to tell five or six jokes
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  Speaker 2: about this and wrap it up. Yeah, real stoners, Ah,
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  Speaker 2: how do we get on this?
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  Speaker 1: How do I?
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  Speaker 2: How do I turn gallstones into cold hard cash? Now
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  Speaker 2: you say smugglers? Why is this illegal? It seems like
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  Speaker 2: if a gallstone is just like something that comes out
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  Speaker 2: of a cow, shouldn't these be being sold by, you know,
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  Speaker 2: just for all across the country.
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  Speaker 1: You see, here's the thing, and have already got the
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  Speaker 1: feelers out. Never mind your TV show, right, So at
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  Speaker 1: the moment, at the moment, they are allowed to be
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  Speaker 1: sold legally. But of course there's a big hour of
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  Speaker 1: attacks on these things when they bring them.
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  Speaker 2: In legal because it's medical, it's medically.
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  Speaker 1: See, they're considered like the Chinese buys. They dry them down,
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  Speaker 1: rush them, as they do with everything from everything from
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  Speaker 1: tiger penis to cow's gallstones. That's what that's the range.
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  Speaker 2: I will I will say with the gallstones people, if
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  Speaker 2: you think in they're hard or like that, they look
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  Speaker 2: like the kind of thing that you could theoretically like
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  Speaker 2: crushing your hand.
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  Speaker 1: You've got to dry them up. You gotta dry them
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  Speaker 1: up with thesey oaks, right, But apparently it helps treat
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  Speaker 1: serious conditions like strokes.
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  Speaker 2: Knows. Yeah, you need a couple of breakthroughs on that,
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  Speaker 2: I suppose.
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  Speaker 1: So they hide them in hidden compartments. The lad's stinking across.
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  Speaker 1: Now here's the thing. We're in beef. I live in
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  Speaker 1: beef country down here, and I'm pretty sure your average
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  Speaker 1: farmer does not know that the gallstones are something that
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  Speaker 1: are getting used. But there's an embargo at the moment
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  Speaker 1: on Chinese and Irish products in the way of beef
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: going to China because c or something was picked up
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: in some place up your Neckadi woods I believe about
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: a year and a half ago, and they still are
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: kind of gone. It's not it's got a clear up. Guys.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: It's gotta.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: Sorry.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: I keep forgetting that you even lived there.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: I have no I will mean no home place, so
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: that makes more sense you will not.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: You know how hilarious that be if just somebody started
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: farming in like a green area of some loveliest state,
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: like just just when I listened to grass lads, fucky,
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, a big round feeder you some morning. I
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: do know if we put the better use of what
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: just some lad had quickly fenced it off at a big
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: ground feeder or a big silent bel rapped in the
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: middle of a party cattle national.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: Yes, what the okay? So like when we're talking smugglers here,
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: are we talking Jack Borton or what are we doing?
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're gonna have to hide this right, So
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have to make a few trips to China.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Although I reckon we could meet these lads, I reckon
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: the led to be good to meet in that Germany.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: I think they'd be good to meet us in Germany.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: I have put out the feelers and yeah, a crowd
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: from uh A Gong. They're a Chinese medicinal company. They
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: have a kind of a I suppose they have a
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: base in Germany. So all we need to do is
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: get them out of the cows, which I already have
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: a line for that.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Oh you got a guy, you got to you got
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: a gallstone guy.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: I got a gallstone guy. Now we're gonna have to
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: take him through the channels. We can't really once about,
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: you know. I mean, we could sell any agri product
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: out of Ireland. Putting the Irish stamp on it puts
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: like ten percent on nearly it beats everybody because of
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: a very agriculture. Because we're selling them to the Chinese guys.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: But I reckon, what we need to do is not
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: sell them to China. I reckon, we need to start
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: selling to the Chinese lets that are living throughout Europe,
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: right and we set up our own and why stop there?
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: I reckon, we set up our own Chinese medicine outlet.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Look at all these CBD crowds and these vapor crowds,
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: and there's all sorts opening up.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: There's a hitching your giddy up there, buddy, because neither
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: of us are Chinese.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Why would that stop us? Why why would you be
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: why would you put a stop and block like that,
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: like because we are coping ofilos like us can't go
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: ahead and sell to the Chinese lets.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: But it's not like we can just rock up and
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: you know, become Turkish barbers.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Here one second, the lady that puts puts up the
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: posters for me in her Chinese in our local town
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: care is absolutely lovely, and I'd have no doubt, I
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: in fact, gon end out in my mind that she
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: could set us up. She's got loads of friends that
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: are funny enough for all Chinese. I reckon, we start there,
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: start small with the goldstones. We start suggesting, you know,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: it's good for strokes and whatnot. We move slowly, we
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: don't have to go crazy. We start with maybe a
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: couple of badgers ears, you know what I mean. We
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: move on then, and before wing over, we're at horses noses,
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: and then we're we're in the money. We're walking around
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: two of us, four coats on load the rings, and
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: we're selling tiger penises. I tell me, just don't see anything.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Stop at us. In fact, there's absolutely nothing but green
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: lights in my planet.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Let me ask you a question, Yeah, how do you
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: get a gall stone out of cow? Because I know
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: if you've got if you or I have gallstones with
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: the blasted with like ultrasonic lasers or some shit, and
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: then you you them out or you might I don't know.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, much like I had to explain where steak
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: came from to my young filager doesn't fall off the cow,
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: all right, the gallstones also won't. Just like the cow
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: won't turn up to us on a Thursday and say
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: with a little, you know, little silken purse hanging off
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: its neck, going, I collected these for you throughout the week,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: mister McBride and mister AMENI could you pat, you know,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: pay me some ingress from my gold stones? No, unfortuately,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: we've gotta we gotta go in and we gotta go
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: get them that wager. And yeah, listen, it's a byproduct
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: of the burger that you're probably thinking about eating right now.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Well, okay, so that just means that means to me,
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: like you know, any man that works in the slaughterhouse
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: surely is just like raking it in wouldn't you think,
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: But you see it takes Maybe they're not wise to it.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: That's exactly what they're doing. They're not wise to it.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: They're not wise. They're looking at it going nothing. I
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: could do nothing with that. There is where you and
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: me swooping the old Tng Hong Kong connect whatever we're
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: gonna call our company. We are, I'm telling you now
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: the lads would be and we'll have the chat. Well
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: before we know what, we will be rolling in dough
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: base purely on gall stones out of bovines. And I
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: am not seeing any product. There's no there's no stopping us.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: To be honest, this is this seems to be a
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: victim of this crime. If the cow is already dead
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: because he's in the staughterhouse and they don't go in
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: there for directions. I got to tell you that much. Yeah,
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: so he's passed away and we hope around and he's cuts.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: You know you some you most are you more so
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: than me? Hope around in these cuts and get the gallstones, yeah,
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: golfones man, get the gall stones from the gallstones. And
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: then we just gather up a sack full of gallstones
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: because I'm assuming like one good gallstone per.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Cow, right, Oh not, there to be a couple of
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: memn there and.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Those and those guys moved through a plant would be
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: his best I understand.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean yeah, they're turned around pretty pretty quickly.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: A good size a good sized plant whir might turn
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: out two hundreds to three hundreds cattle a day, a
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: lot of Also, there's a lot of gold. So I'm
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: saying we're gonna need some big vans, That's all I'm.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Saying, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Body please come on, what
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: have you smuggled before? Have you never smuggled before in
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: your life? You need big vans When you have a
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: big van with a sign on the side of it
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: and says I'm smuggling. No, have you never card Tom
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Nor that's nineteen eighties thinking. You go a headlong into
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: this thing. You put on your high his vest. Everybody
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: knows if you have a high visvest on you mean business,
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: so that it's a double bluff. Then look at you going,
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: there's no way those guys are sneaking sneaking. God's on
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: saying no way they're sneaking in because they're so blase
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: and out there with their big vans and their high
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: ves vests, and they're looking all official.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: They've even got lanyards. We'll get lanyards, Jerry, I don't see.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: I can't see how You're no, you can't go over
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: there lanyard, Tom, I'll tell you that much now.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. And look how efficient we would look if
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: we had lanyards.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: I mean true. I remember I've only had a lanyard
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: on twice or three times, and I really just felt
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: like a king.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and am I so I'm not wrong? Am I?
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: You're not wrong. I still don't think we should have
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: a massive van. I think it should be a smaller
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: operation than you just do and you do your frame style,
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: you know, walk out with colstones in your pockets and
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: like shaken down of your trows.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Are like, well, initially what I thought was getting a
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: bad source and scene would be be a way we
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: could actually just go in and maybe and maybe, just
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: haven't you remember like the Blood Diamond walking a bunch
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: of goats over a hill and we just I'm walking
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: a bunch of goats to China might be a bit
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: tricky with him sewing into the under their skin, but
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: at the same time that's smuggling at the top end.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Do you know that's to aim for? We're going to
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: be really well respected smugglers. I think that's something to
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: aim for. But for the time being, I suppose we'll
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: go with your car idea. Can we at least have
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: lanyards and I vesvest though.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: We'll do all this, we'll do all this smuggling, Tom.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: The next natural thing to happen is that we get
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: busted by the famous five.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: I want to get busted by Scooby Doo.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just a couple of little British kids, go oh
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: so a mummy.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: He was spaggling ghoststones in his buckets? What's that your bucket?
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Son?
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: That there's bulges in your buckets? Are distinctively like gold stones?
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: No, no, seven gallstones. And believe those are my lucky
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: orange rocks, so.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Pure.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: And that is the stone of a peach that I
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: ate for my lunch.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: So really, James, was that a giant one? Was it? No?
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Those are goallstones. I beg your part.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: You know, do you know what we're going to tell you? Tom?
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: And you said it, you said it a little earlier
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: there that people were and we'll get off the subject
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: because there really started to turn stomach people are starting
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: to sort of instigate gallstones and cattle and what's the
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: word I'm looking for, propagate them? Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatnot.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: We don't need a load of cows, body, we need
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: one cow. We need to invest heavily in one cow.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: And if if gallstones is caused by eating the finest grasses,
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: we need to get this cow and we need to
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: show him a life. You know what, Tom, I beg
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: your pardon. I've been out of the country for a
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: little while. We need to get this cow and we
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: need to show horror life. So just show horror life.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, Tom. We need to be respectful here. We
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: need to show them.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: We need to show themal life. But like here we go,
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: get this animal, show them a life of grass welt
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: that they've never known before, shipping grass from all over
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: the place and have that nice thing in it, like
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: with the syllae. What's that salt that you put into
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: with that? They're like, get all that, get all that
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: good stuff and feed them to a ripe old age
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: and get a gall stone out of them the size.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Of a block like the golden goose. That lady, do
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: you want any of the beefs or any of the
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: filets or any No, no, no, you can keep all
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: that rubbish give me.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Can you can keep all that, But I just want
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: the gall stone. And it's just like and then like
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: as as I as I created the gallstone in my hand,
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: like it's a newborn in like we've done it, Tom,
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know, is you coming up behind me with
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: a shotgun? No, no, no, we've done it, Tom, We've
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: done it. And you'd be like I've done it.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: You put in all that effort, right and there you are,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: you're you're you're got to beg of sond and you're
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: trying to gauge the way to the beg of nd
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: and you're just gonna swap it out the next thing
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: you take this golden nuggety looking idol and then you
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: have to go running back through the farmyard and different
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: things are falling on You've got to roll under and
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: you're needly leave your hat behind you underneath like the
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: slider or only to meet me and a bunch of
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: my minions will blow down.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Or like you know, like you know, the next day
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: or whatever. It would be like a situation the cops
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: rock up to the farmer. There's you and me lying
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: dead in the middle of the of the of the
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: of the concrete, like you know, with a big massive
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: golstone beside us. It's clear that we've just mouled each
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: other to death.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Not again, not again.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Since the inspector, you've been losing more and more farmers
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: like this, And I sell this and get lad in
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: here to perch an because I know there's a biscuit
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: ain of money around here somewhere.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: As you find a biscuiting full of collstones.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, well, Tom, what can we say? Well,
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: the smuggle in the gallstones.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what we can say. You are welcome
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: everybody for bringing you some of the top news from
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: around the world.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: And look at you use all that there invested in
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: crypto callstones, baby idiots. Jesus Christ. You know what I'm
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: telling you, ladies. If you're right at the bar and
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: you see a man with like orange hands that he
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: can't appear to clean, that's your man. That's your man.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: That's a keeper right there.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: He might have been eating the ritos or anything. It's
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: like like the top of ware. After it's like, maybe
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: maybe do a bit more. A couple of questions, just
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: a couple of questions go.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: With, well, I tell you, when you're done talking to
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: that lad, you know who you can talk to, Not
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: the next lade, not the next night after that, But
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: you got to talk to a very specific lad, Tom,
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: the lad that we discuss every week in the in
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: the in the second we call this lade.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Now there's that guy by Have we gone down this
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: road before?
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Literally have been down this road? Well, Tom, everybody gets
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: a chance to be this lide, animal, vegetable, mineral. This
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: lad is more than a lad, the man and this
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: is a state of mind.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: It's a take me away from the city.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Yes, in this in this instance, this lad is a
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: lad who retired this week. As Tom has given you
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: a clue there, it's the forty six a bus. Don't
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: you know this week, this forty six bag tell will
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: never retire. I knew the boy went to see Baguitel
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: a couple of years ago and they opened with Summer
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: in Dublin, and I'm like, God, Damn, that's going to
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: be going a long night. Jesus.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: No, you hold, you hold onto the goal, you hold
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: onto the gold.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: There Paul Brady, I think he said they played it
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: like three or four times. Of course it is.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Of course it is so.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Regardless of which they did mention the forty six A,
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: which was Hey, Tom, I got to be honestwitch, and
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: this is what we're going to get into here, Okay,
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: the forty six A. We're just going to say what
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: it was was a long standing bus route which shock
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: you from the city center of Dublin down on the
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: side side Va Donnybrook, which is where but a number
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: of movers and shakers live in Dublin. It's been on
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: the go for about one hundred years and it was
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: retired as part of the new bus corridors that are
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: going in all around the city. This is happening left
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: right in the center of my own thirty nine bus
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: out here, I believe is getting replaced, and they're all
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: getting replaced by like the six bees and the I
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: fifteen's and all this kind of crack. Everything's getting changed.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: That's progress, right what what?
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: What are they just changing the name of as buses
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: or they actually building new roads from.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: See that this is the thing. They're not building anything new,
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: but through time, through time. In three years, Tom, things
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: have changed and certain routes are not I guess either
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: profitable or you know, there's no sense in going around
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: that loop because nobody lives there anymore. Or they're put
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: in the dart station there and blah blah blah. Jimmy quick,
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Jodie got married. You don't need the forty.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Why are they quit? You know my asking? Maybe you'd
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: know more on this now. I used to get the
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: forty six because I lived out in caln't skid that
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: kind of neckadi woods for a good while. But why
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: are they getting rid of it? Because that bastard was
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: packed every single one.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: No, it still will be packed. It's just going to
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: be called I don't know what the hell it's gonna
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: be called the IA or the I fifteen or something.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: That's what it is, right, Oh Jesus, You know forty.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: Six a bus replace placement is the sixth A on
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: the East Spine, So there you go, all right.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I mean they make it sound like Dublin roads are
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: in straight lines, you know, the.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: East Spine, and it's the Piccadilly Line.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. It was a winding piece of tarmac that
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: was laid behind the meandering cow with gallstones, do you
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? And then they build houses around.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: That, right, So watch me here and now, Tom.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Why is it this?
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Lad? Okay, here's the thing. It's a buss, Tom, Yeah,
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: it's a buss. But people in Dublin are acting like
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: you tore the GPO there?
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Really do you know what? That doesn't surprise me in
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: the least. They latch onto those fucking chimneys out on
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: this and they latch onto this like the most innate
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: ship that makes things nostalgically Dublin like.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: It's like a tone down Oh yeah, pinting the grave
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: diggers forty six, stopping bash for some chips, going to
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: the temple bar bar, get stabbed in the face, Oh yeah,
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: Rugby in the Lansdowne Road, and then back home to
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: wherever it is to shoot a pheasant whatever they do
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: in their houses, I don't know.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: But Tom, it's and I stress this again, a bus.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the bus will see still be the same
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: bus with you know the you know, the imminent you know,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: feeling of death. I hated them. I hated the bus.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: I hate city buses. I hate them.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: I hate all the buses. I wonder where I am
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: on buses. Me and Tom forged the friendship through our
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: mutual hatred of buses. The first thing that we started
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: talking about.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: I can't stand buses.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: They're to me, what's your name again, Tom, Tom, Do
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: you like buses? He was like no. I was like,
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: I think we're going to We're going to get it on.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: You know, even before podcasts where we're thinking or even created,
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: we're like, at some point we should just sit down
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: and talk about her.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: We need to find a way to tell people about this.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: I hate busses.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you straight and honest, straight to your face.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Why I hate busses. Many reasons, but one of them
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: is this. No tilet on the bus. No tilet on
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: the bus. There's a tilet on a train. If you're
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: going to a journey and you're like, oh, I don't
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: feel really comfortable, you can go to the toilet. You're
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: on a bus, you just forget about it. You're saying
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: with that the whole way home.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Every every bus. And I've been on a lot of
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: the coaches, let's say, coaches from you know, up and
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: out of the country when it comes to going home
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: from college, going to play a lot of rugby around
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: in the entire country, and you I've never been on one,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: and they all go ah, we have a toilet on board.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: You go, you do? Yeah, the one and one maybe
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: twice in the entire beam on buses with toilets twice
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: they've actually be functioning toilets the rest of the time. No,
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: and what happens.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we have a toilet to the door open? Ah,
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: you have me there. Yeah.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Well, the two times that it was a functioning toilet,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: some beast went in before and didn't just take like
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: a slash, do you know what I mean? Absolutely went
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: in and obliterated. And you're like, well, that's the entire
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Now you've shipping all about space. Thank you very.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Vangua for that, mother wonder. And I particularly, I particularly
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: dislike doublin busses, and I look like the double decker
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: and I don't like the way it sways, and I
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: always feel like they're gonna keel over, and they're generally
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: just not a nice mode of transport. So if you
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: feel like I'm being hard on the forty six A no, no,
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: not at all. I hit all buses. I don't care
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: where they go.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Absolutely agreed, one hundred and ten percent. I there's nothing
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: enjoyable about a bus.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: No, Like, I don't care if this was the forty
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: six A that you went into town. And know I
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: used to go into town.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: I used to this where I met your mother was
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: on the forty six REDI we.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Have such fond memories of the forty six A. I
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: guarantee you don't I promise you don't.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Know as a smell like vomit, you know what I mean?
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: And I guarantee that where you can have nostalgia with
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: something where somebody probably pissed on. Do you know what
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: I mean? On the previous route like this thing, you
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: don't take it home? You know it isn't like where
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: you can. You know it's not that it's in any
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: way yours in two seconds. The bus driver would throw
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: you off if he didn't like to look at you
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: like you.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Hate the side of you. If he lets you on
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: in the fourth place and he hates the side of you,
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: the bus driver wasn't like, hello, their son. Why don't
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: you jump on the bus. Yes, of course, I'll take
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: a fifty Why you need change? Yeah, nobody, here you go. Yes,
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: leaf card doesn't work you twenty cent short? Don't worry
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: about it? Jump on? No, no, no, no, I'm sorry.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: The bleakness of going on. I've I have no fun
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: memories whatsoever. All I can think of is wet windows.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Buses maybe don't suit Ireland at all, wet windows on
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: the inside. You're like, well, and I know you're saying
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: that you're listening on going. The two lads have been
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: right snaps here. Now I live in a city. I
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: don't have a care. Fine, that's you, that's your bag.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: But sometimes some horses are meant to run, you know
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: what I mean, and being dictated to by every ambastard
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: then needs to stop to get up like and I
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: understand the premise of it. Of course you have to
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: be communal. Do you know what buses ar? There? They
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: are the product of communism, just gonna say it. They
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: are an allegory, an allegory for com.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Right here, productism. I knew you was the next thing.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: They're an allegory for for comedy. I mean they may
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: put the hammer and sickle crost on the front of
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: every bus that has ever been driven anywhere, just saying,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: do you know the only bus I would ever tolerate
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: would be like something that they you know, they have
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: from Metallica, and it's like, okay, this is your bus.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Or you want to just stop right now, you want
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: to do anything. Oh, you've got to bed a sauna
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: and you you know what I mean. You've got you know,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: a whole PlayStation room and there exactly copious amounts of
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: everything you love in the one spot, and somebody is
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: driving for you. I get that.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: That's you're getting into tree in territory there. And I'm
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: gonna tell you again, like you know exactly, yeah, yeah,
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: my ignorance is going to be exposed here Tom that
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: I don't really know the difference between a bus and
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: a coach. So for the exercises of this bit, I'm
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: just going to say, like, I'm just going to stick
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: with double deck or buses not my favorite move transport.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: So this week I've just been listening to people left
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: and right telling us that forty six A was different.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: It felt different, There was no way to travel. You know,
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: it's another goddamn bus. And it wasn't the same boss
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: over and over again. It was whatever piece of ship
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: was next on the line that just changed the number
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: at the front of the number.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: They're on every every five minutes, so you're.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: There all the forty six AA. I asked enough the
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: South side. Let me tell you that boss was on
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: the north side last week.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: That thing that buss got riddled by every other side
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: of the city. There's three other sides of the city.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: That buss got absolutely dandered up and down, and they
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: have just before you saw sat on it that buss.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Like people have this almost if it's a and I'm
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: about to use here, and you can verify whether it's
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: a real word or not, because you know a lot
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: of words like a virginic notion of this bust that
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: it is somehow was created and put on six wheels
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: for them. You're like, no, everybody else has had a go.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't want that. I don't even want
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: the lend of an umbrella that somebody else has used,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: let alone.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: You know it's it's it's it's very rare, Tom, It's
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: very rare. In the Tom and Jerry show that we
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: will bring into this lad that we fucking hate normally,
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: it's like, this lad, what a guy. You got a
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: handle to him? Congratulations, I hope that fella. Look what
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: he did. These guys all this this is, I think,
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: is the first time we're just like this lad. We're
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: delighted it's gone. We love to hear you swinge about it.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Gather a grip yourselves. I'm extraordinarily cranky this week, but
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: I know why this is not the Jerry people soon
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: kind of ship people come to expect from Tom.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: There are, yeah, exactly, but there are topics like you're
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: gonna poke Jerry with every so often, and this is
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: one of those ones. God damn it, this is this
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: is a This is a festering boil that has you know,
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: been sitting in Jerry's brain for a long time. And
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: I notice because and the only thing I would say
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: to you, as a guess, the difference between a bus
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: and a coach is that you can put your bags
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: under in the coach, in the steps up into I don't.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Know, tolerable either way, either way, I don't know. And
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: I'm just say, you know, I don't like to bring
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: a lot of negativity into people's weeks. I know people
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: tune into us on a tourist for light, harder things
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: in here. I'm like, and another thing about bosses, but
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: the forty six A particular terribly sorry, but maybe you
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: find folks will grow to love the six A even
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: more than you ever loved the forty eight six A
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: maybe you won't. I don't care, but.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Do you know what, I think a lot of it
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: is down to us just being annoyed with the notion
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: of Dublin people. How they go like they latch onto digits,
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: like those two chimneys. I'll never forget. I was a troll.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: They were talking about taking them down, and I was like,
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: I will do it for you, those ugly bastards. Honestly, God,
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: I'll have it down in the morning.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: And I honestly, you know, you don't have to go
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: all Fred didn't about Tom. I don't think anybody needs
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: to invest in knocking down the pool bag towers because
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: you give that another good stormy owing and them two
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: bitches are coming down by themselves or.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: There was this is the thing they were talking about,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: like six or seven million of reinforcement for two chimneys
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: that don't work, two concrete chimneys that don't work. And
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: you're like, like somebody was like, yeah, who would you
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: look at if I came down and I wrecked you know,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: the rock of cash? And I'm like, what.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Is that near you? By the way, It's like, we've
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: got a lot of cool casts around us. But you know,
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: I get I get you know, I get lost in
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: that whole quadrant of the country.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: I know you do, I know you do. But but
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: it was this was the nocean like that, these things
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: built like whatever that anywhere between the fifties and the seventies,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: These concrete that was on like I'm guessing no waste
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: disposal factory of some sort. These two concrete painted towers
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: are as iconic to you as the unbelievable structure that
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: is the rock of casuals the whole of Ireland, Like
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: are you hold the percent? It's really up there with
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And I was like, oh
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, the punk concrete pipes, you're that exactly pipes,
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: But the same notion on a bus that has a
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: number on it and the route is just I anytime
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: I got it, I seem to just I got some weirdo,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: do you know the start of weirdo that's in his fifties,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: can't properly make eye contact with Pete. But it was
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: just fine on the bus. But then for some reason
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: starts to talk to me, and then all of a
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: sudden he gets off and he starts like at least
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: at seven different times, through amount of times have gone
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: on that bus, I've had at least seven different blokes.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Tell me, how base do you know? These fellows who
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: just they were They're like the last farmer lad that's
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: left at home with the parents and he all the
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: rest of went often got married or moved somewhere, and
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: he was left with the farm. And now he's like
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: sixty and he's looking to go jive and to try
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: and find a woman, or he's on iron's own. This
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: is what it was, the city of equivalent. All these
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: fellows you.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: To those are those are the farmers that you want
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: to talk to, you know, because you want to learn
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: does he keep his money in a biscuting exactly? That's
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: the boy that has a basketing full of money. I'm
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: gona tell you that much.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: What does he feed his couts? But I just seem
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: to always get weird bastards on that bus wanted to
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: talk to me about stuff like I have a very
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: unapproachable face. Why is this not working on You's weird device?
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: To you?
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: You're you're very approachable. That first time I saw Yea,
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: I walked up. He was like, Hey, what do you
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: do You like posers or not. But here's the thing, Tom,
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: if I could get some positivity into it, I don't
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: like to be negative. If you have good memories of
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: the forty six, Hey, what you probably have good memories
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: of is the people that you were with or the
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: places that you were going. The bus was just there.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: It wasn't the story. It was the page the story
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: was written on at best, so you still have the
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: wonderful experience.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: It was the shop that the book was sold in, exactly.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: Jesus, it's neither here nor there.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: To hear somebody go, oh, there was a time that
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Glenn has started playing once at the back of the bus,
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: and sure it was, and we're all light and caddle
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: and before you know it, just in the talkie was
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: driving the bus and no, let's get rid of it.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Shit on six wheels, being driven by a man who
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: couldn't care less a lotty if he turned around. Everybody
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: had just you know, passed away on the bus or
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: just jumped out of the half doors at the last
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: stop because he's just going to keep driving anyway. There
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: is no love in the forty six A. I'm sorry, sorry,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: and I'm glad you brought it up to her and.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: To to to to to paraphrase Biggie Smalls, we don't
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: love no boss.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Same man had a phone bill of two g's flat.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: But he never worried because you know, the accountant Harry
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: handled that he wasn't going around. He had a limousine
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: and a green leather sofa.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: He wasn't going around on the bus.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: No.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: You know, before we get into Biggie Smalls, Tom, I'm
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: my one concern here is this, right, Well, my main
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: concern is this, Okay that normally we're very polite to
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: this lad, and we leave the segment in a very
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: upbeat way, and that lends itself into well we are upbeat,
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: but now we're going into a row, and I fear
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: that we're going we're coming from a very negative segment
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: going into our closing segment. But it's just going to
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: be negativity. But you know what, Hey, some weeks are
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: like that, Tom, Let's.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Have a row. Don't stop. It's generally er. I can't
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: help it if there's going to be a bit of
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: you know, a little bit of a little bit of
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: hot sauce throughout, Like we can't be just patting the
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: backs off everything going left, right and center, and to
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: be fair, I think it's well warranted. I brought it
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: up to you and it.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: Was it's it's it's it's by the way, Tom, it's
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: pay day this week. So I'll be a much different
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: character next monthing when I'm when I'm.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: This, this is the thing, like this is the thing,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: like you know, as pay day goes. And that's kind
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: of where this this kind of comes about because it's
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: deals with tip and culture, and where it was where
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: it came up to me was that it was this
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: this Japanese in America had gone through. He was delivered
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: the pizza and he had to actually walk the last
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: half mile through the snow delivered the pizza.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: You can, he's like a delivery sort of door dash came.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah what whatever whatever company was with and he posts
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: online that you might give him a two dollars tip
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: for trips and through. So he'd go back there half
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: my again, back to the car in the snow, and
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: you got two dollars and I'm supposed to pour out.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Bustard was a bit broken about it, and it ended up,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: you know, a phondo was done from and he's after
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: having been offered a few quid or whatever for and
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: it's great. I'm delighted, but like two dollars, like that's
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: not even two euros now, I I must tell you
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: it's well over three years since I got a delivery, really, yeah,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: I mean it's this handy. We kind of timers that,
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Like you could get a delivery out from the local
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: town or the local village, but because you drive everywhere
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: and we don't use right public transport, you kind of
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: time it now with should you coming home anyway? What
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: would you be dragging somebody out here for people? Bring
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: it on with you, do you know that kind of way.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: So that's what's done now, you know. So if there's
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: a pizza or whatever, I don't go and get the pizza.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: I'm on the way home from someplace anyway, so it's
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: as well to just go. Actually that's that's the dynamic
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: of how it happens. But we used to get it
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: on the regular where we lived. We lived quite in
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: near Brain. There was a great r three of different
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: foody joints and whatnot, you know what I mean. But
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: I was happy enough to and the lads were always
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: happy to get to an out of tip. But do
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean of some sort. I was
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: okay with the notion of tipping, even though it's not
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: a particularly big thing in this country.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: You know, well, do you know here's the crux of
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: this route. Hemet big and getting bigger. I'm gonna tell
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: you this much. Yeah, okay, here's the thing, right, we've
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: been to America. You actually lived in America for a
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: little while. I did. Tipping over there is not tipping
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: over here. Tipping over there is basically you're subsidizing the
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: wages of your service industry people.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Well first and foremost. The way you're even saying tipping
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: like it doesn't sound there's any money changing hands there.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: It sounds like the answer you would give to somebody
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: who was asking how the job was going. Tipping and
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: tipping typically that's you know, so you need to clarify
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: for people in case they're going they've jumped out off
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: of the forty six A and have never heard of
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: the notion of tipping. It's given people personal the personal
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: touch that has given you your grub typically or your
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: your item.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: Typically, and that's that's how it was. In Ireland. I
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: will say somebody somebody had brought you food, served your drink,
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: done a job for you or some such and you
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: paid them what they were due, but you gave them
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: a little extra because they were nice about it, or
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: yeah it felt like it, or maybe you were just
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: you know, it came to an uneven number and you
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: were like, don't follow walking back here with the change.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: You've worked hard for that two euro, right, whatever it
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: would be. That was to me that was always tipping.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: And and I loaded lorries and loaded cars Tom for
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: fifteen or twenty years, right, just being the lad that
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: was working in the yard. That if you pulled up
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: and I opened a boot, eye loaded up, or I
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: loaded your tiles, or I loaded all this kind of thing.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: And in that time Tom, I was tipped some amount
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: of but twenty five euro in a total of fifteen
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: years in total, in total, about four or five people
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: would have said, thanks for doing that. Here you go, yeah,
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: buy a pint or the fucking beano. I don't know
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: whatever it was. It was only a gas and at
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: the time, you know, but I remember that, I remember that. Okay,
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: what's going to be now in Ireland is more like
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: the American style of tipping. But the American style of
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: tipping is because everybody in the food service industry is
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: paid so goddamn little. You're paid like the not even
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: minimum wage, or you're paid some pittance with the notion
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: that your tips will make it up for you. So
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: it they expected that you know your food was cheap,
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: and you your food was cheaper than it is over here,
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: and that's because you have to give that person twelve percent.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: And it's not it's not a guide. We've worked it
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: out because if you don't give the twelve percent, we
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: the business have to give them twelve percent, and we're
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: going to charge you twelve percent because one way or
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: another we're getting another twelve percent of the year bill
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: for it. So that's that correct. Now, what you have
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: over here coming into it is sort of like a
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: curious halfway house between the two of them go on
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: where that's not what it is with the wages, although
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: the wages I would imagine wouldn't be great and give
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: you that.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: What is men of wages? It's like a live and something.
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: Now, I don't know, it's not God knows time. I
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: hope you don't find out anything soon that's not that's
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: not a fucking high roll or talk out of me now,
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: so it's not. But like I remember being on it
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: and I wouldn't you know, wasn't it in the right
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: home of it. But at the same time, I didn't,
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: you know, expect people to shore me up, nor should
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: anybody have.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: So tell me this when you when you got a tip.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: This is the Irish notion, the handful of no.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: I never know, yeah, I never there you go saying
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: that they at the hand I've ever been tipped.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: And I've been, you know what, I've been tipped. The
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: oddest place I think I've ever been tipped was it
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: was at a comedy club and I was getting paid
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: and I was to be at the comedy club. I
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: was performing and asn't putting on me coat. It was
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: the end of the night because I was closing the show.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: An American company walked past, and your mind just put
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: like ten euros in a pandam it great job, thanks
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: very much? And I was like, nice, you didn't have
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: to do that. Now if to give a notion on
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: a very different type of tip in and this is
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: where you really think for your supper, because my whole
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: thing is if if the value was in it, then
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: it's well worth paying for. So if somebody's super class,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, really good to you or
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: really good to your kid, and maybe you've got to ash.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: It's sorry to leave a tip. But I I remember
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: when you do the Edinburgh Free Fringe, which is the
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: unticketed one, but you do try and bring people to
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: your show. But the notion being that at the end
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: there's a bucket or nowadays people have like you know,
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: I suppose a little card machine or whatever whatever, yeah,
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: you know, or for revolution or whatever, and people can
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: tap and like you're getting people going, yeah, sorry, I
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: come in with nothing. You're like Jesus Christ a mighty
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Like you're worse than somebody who who refuses that you
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: just you came in with like if you turned around
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: and said, yeah, no, it wasn't worth than anything to me.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Actually I sat there for the hour and that was brutal.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: You'd nearly appreciate it more rather than h no, no.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: I turned up non the scenario, but I came up
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: with I came up with no money at all. Thought
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: so I was one hundred percent getting something for free
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: and had no intention of giving you any kind of
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: a tip for the thing.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: But for the most part of people i'd give you
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: less than the second collection plate gets it mad.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So the notion is your average person would the
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: whole thing is based on tips, and by Jesus Christ,
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: you need it, so you've kin't. I've been in that position,
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: so you do kind of try and give it. Okay,
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: I've given up my all for the hour here. I
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: hope it's worth something to you. Yeah, and ninety nine
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: percent of people it is worth something to them. You're like, ah,
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: that restores my faith humanity. But by Jesus Christ, Jerry,
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: I've got lads delivering stuff and what not, and I'll
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: never forget. Like one guy and he just kept on.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: He couldn't find the house, even though the air coat
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: would bring you right to the gate. And I mean
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: he bollocked me out of it, like I didn't invent
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: the air coat. You only it's only four kilometers from
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: your restaurant? Why are you? And he showed up and
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: he still stood there with the kind of like brother.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: It would be based someone you've charged. There's a service,
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: a delivery charge on this anyway, which so you're getting paid.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: You didn't show up here, you know, pro bono, And
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: now you expect me to tip it. I'd be like, yeah, like,
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry, your attitude needs I said
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: it to him, your attitude needs to change. And I'm
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: not being snobby about it, but you're you bollocked me
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: out of it.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: Up the attack.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: But I really saw in America the first time I
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: was ever there. We all went for a bye tea
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: and we hit in New York and there was a
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: gang of us, and this one was so pleasant, like
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: she was just turning it the charm on. There was
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: eight of us there. We're on the students, but you
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: kind of went, there's tipping, we need to do tipping.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: And so we got we got the big American break
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: it was. It was a proper New York diner. We
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: got the big American breakfast, all of us. The crispy
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: rashers that tasted like nothing really, and then the eggs
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: that didn't taste like getting really and then they want
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: to give you apple tart at eight o'clock in the morning,
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: which is the strange shit ever anyway, but we get it.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: The coffee was good and everything else. She was so nice.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: She wanted to know all about Ireland, and it was
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: just all an act dure because we didn't know what
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: the percentage was to tip. We were nineteen, like you
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, and between the eight of us, though,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: she we all said, well, we'll tip whatever. And it
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: came to an average of about kept an average of
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: about five or six dollars and then right, and the
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: breakfast wasn't much more than that each either, But we
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: were like, all.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: Right, we'll give I suppose that's about right.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: But she like off our table she made like I
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: suppose she made about fifty dollars, right, that's two thousand
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: and one, mind you, but I mean, you want that's
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: not bad. You'd want to see the mask drop when
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: she just counted it up while chewing tor chewing gum,
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: like she went from being Mary Poppins to being cruel
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: of Deville and like like, I mean, her face just dropped.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: The act was done. Get the fuck out of here.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: I'm done, and I need to get another fucking table
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: in here. You bummed.
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: She didn't care because so bombs it became so apparent
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: that she didn't give a ship about us about it, like, yeah,
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: you know, sorry.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: When I was doing comedy, tell them sometimes you get
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: off the staging bicyc come over like like now we're
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: down here, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: Which the miles to drive, but you know what I mean,
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: she had put in such an an interest, like she
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: could have just been pleasant, but she went over the
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: top of me, like can you not tell all a
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: bunch of young flus, like we're not going to be
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: all hitting you like twenty dollars each and you're going
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: to retire off the back of us, like do you know?
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: But it was her face just dropped and was done
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: with us, Like how you get I need to get
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: another in like like it wasn't bad. She made fifty dollars,
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: you know for the brief moment we were there, like,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: but it opened eyes a tip and scenario. I was like,
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: oh Jesus, they need their tips.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, it's better than the first time I
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: went to New York. Time I get back, I was like, yeah,
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: you know, there's this whole tipp and I just didn't
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: do it because I thought I was going over there
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: with the notion that it was right only like twenty
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: five at the time, and I was over there with
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: the notion that it was irish tipping in so far
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: as if someone was nice to you and went a
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: little above and beyond, then you were nice to them
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: back in the form of a fire or whatever. Yeah,
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: that was my understanding of it. I was not wise
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: to the whole notion of oh no, this is actually
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: this person relying on this further wages. So in subsequent
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: times that I've been in New York, I still don't tip.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: It's an asshole. No, no, do I look after people.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: And here's the thing, Tom, right, this is not around
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: that I'm having with you, like you shouldn't tap, you
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: shouldn't do this, start or the other. And if somebody
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: walks a half a mile through snow to deliver you're
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: lazy hold of pizza. You owe more than to Europe.
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: That's for damn sure, right m M. There's just we're
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: in a curious halfway house in this country. For example,
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: if I order a takeaway online, which I do more
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: often I should, and you pay the delivery charge on
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: top of it, that's fine, you're going to deliver itself
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: for free. But then there's another little thing that you
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: can click to give a tip to the driver. You
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: can do it online, so you don't have a way
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: twice car open. You click it and you do that.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: So I've tipped you online. If you don't get that money, brother,
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: that's you need to go talk to somebody else about that.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: And when you drop my stuff off at the door,
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: have a face on you that I haven't given you
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: a tip, No pile, I gotta tell you, I've given
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: you a tip. I've given it to you online. If
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: you're not getting that, you need to talk to someone
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: further up the line, or somebody needs to talk to
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: somebody further up the line. Something needs to be done
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: about that. That the money I'm giving to the staff
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: for delivering my food goes to those people and it's
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: not getting skimmed or it's not getting clipped off the door,
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: you know what.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: That's why you see what I'm saying, I do you
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: know what? And I don't know if this is going
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: to if this was cut and somebody went on any
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: an absolute asshole.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: I'm not in favor of tipping a told you, well,
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: you know, I want to give you one more. I'm
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: going to give you one more because there was actually
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: a restaurant I'm not going to name it in Dublin
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: and it was in the middle of a massive route
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: there a year or maybe two years ago that it
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: it put out that you weren't allowed to tip the
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: staff in cash. You had to tip them on the bill,
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: because when you tip them in cash, they put it
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: in the park in the row on about the business.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: But you tip them on the bill, I think. And
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to name anybody because I name any
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: play premises, because I could be left a little out
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: of you know, left the center on this one.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: Hey got your face right, yeah, but they want.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: You only put it through the books. So you put
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: the tip through the books. So someone was getting money
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: that wasn't the guy that was real nice to and
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: served your fish fingers and chips all day. He wasn't
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: getting the price of a pint. He was getting one
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: fifty and the rest of it was going elsewhere. Now
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: that's wrong. I'm telling you. If I see someone that's
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: being nice to me and serve me, and I want
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: to give them money on top of the bill for themselves,
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: I wanted to go directly to them. So here's after
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: all that, here's what I say, tip and cash. If
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: you're going to tip it all tipping cash directly to
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: the face of the person that's in front of you.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: Here you go here's a tip.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: I would sooner, Yeah, I would sooner. No, I'm going
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: to divide it a different way. I like the service
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: charge thing, but I would like the service charge to
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: go exactly to to Norah who served me. Yeah right,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: let's not do this whole it's spinning around, giving you
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: a money out of my back pocket, gives you a
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: winking and not let's just get this done quick. But
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: now here's my other thing. Ireland is a very different
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: leaving fucking America and all them other places aside, because
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: we're not there.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: We're here, No, we're here.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Yes, How did it become a tipping culture here? Because
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: everybody on minimum wage through every walk of life here
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: in Ireland. That's not to say people that I doubt
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: if it's a decent restaurant, they're not a minimum wage
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: because you've got to pay for good staff here, gang,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: but you're not getting You're not getting good restaurant staff
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: at eleven quid. I'm telling you that right now, you're
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: not getting good staff. But why would you tip the
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: person who brings you your food when you wouldn't tip say,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: the fellow selling you your floor? And do you know
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: what I mean?
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: Like tape him as well. Tom, I'm gonna tell you
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: this much. If anybody does right by you in any
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: stretch or walk of life, tip that person. I'll give
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: you a good example and we get out of here. Okay,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: because he is getting on, I'll give you a good example.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: I was selling solid solid fuel stoves one time along
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: the way my life. Okay, yeah, in one of the
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: five jobs that I've had. The guy came in and
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: the thing was there for five hundred euro. Okay, I'm
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: gonna talk round sums. He's like five hundred euro. That's
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: a wee bit, a wee bit steep. And I said, well,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: let me a bit hot from it, a little bit
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: hot for my pock. And I said, well, I'll tell
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: you what. Do you know what's happening here? Pal? They're
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: bringing in a new one of them next week. Whatever
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: it was this was Saturday, was a new one coming out.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: They're dropping us around a new stove to swap that out.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: So that's the old model. So that's a display model.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with it. It's been sitting there, there's
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: never been a match struck. And it's a solid fuel stove.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: So it's a metal box there's only so much these
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: things can do. Yeah, five hundred euro. But if you
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: want that one, the display one, I'll give it to
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: you for three point fifty, which is you couldn't sell
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: the thing at a loss. You had to sell it
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: for whatever it was costing a penny or whatever it was.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: He goes, like, just a one hundred and fifty years off.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: I goes, one hundred and fifty year. I want rid
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: of it. I have a new one coming in here
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: next week, and just get it out of me. Site
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: three fifty that's what it is.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Take it away. It's three fifty.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: So he says, one hundred and fifty euro of saving.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: I goes, yeah, jesus, what.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: I'll take that off your shirt? I goes, you rock
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: and roll, Paul, come on, I'll get you written up.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: He goes, just I wonder what I'm gonna do with
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty euro. And I said to him
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: with a smile, I know what you can do with
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: a tenor.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: U Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: Do you think he gave me a dime or the
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: rotten fucker that I all the riddness of my heart
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: saved him one hundred and fifty euro. Oh, no, no, no,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: never accord to him to give me a tenor so.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: If somebody goes above and beyond to sore you out
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: and saves you money, you give that man some of
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: a back. You'll give that lady some of a pack.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: If some lady comes along and she helps you pick
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: out X, Y Z and blah blah blah, and it
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: all rings up and it comes down to whatever, and
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: maybe she does you a little bit of a disco
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  Speaker 2: because it's blah blah blah, whatnot? You look after those people.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, Tom, if I tell you the one
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  Speaker 2: thing I would say if I won the lottery in
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  Speaker 2: the morning is I would tip an awful lot more
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  Speaker 2: because there's something, there's something very big dick about walking
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  Speaker 2: around handing out five ers like a bob yell, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm a big tip. Yeah, I know fibers aren't big tips,
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  Speaker 2: but like, yeah, yeah, here here four seventy five.
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  Speaker 1: Take it. I tell you what, Because there's nearly an
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  Speaker 1: awkwardness at other levels you're like, oh, she's thanks very much.
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  Speaker 1: What we need to do is take on maybe the
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  Speaker 1: the the mentality of a five year old boy who
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  Speaker 1: for some reason seems to get out LEDs seem to
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  Speaker 1: give them fivers left right center. You have never seen
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  Speaker 1: anything like it. He to bust open his money box
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  Speaker 1: to Christmas time, it was like one of those you
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  Speaker 1: know they see see those Chinese kids that get like
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  Speaker 1: rakes some money and they just get it was ludicrous,
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  Speaker 1: just fire and explosion of fibers. Was like, well, like
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  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, he's already quit, like, he's already wealthier than
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  Speaker 1: me this far, this far cash rich, cash Richard and
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  Speaker 1: me right now, and we're only on you. We're not
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  Speaker 1: even in February, so you know, and he has no problem.
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  Speaker 1: Like my father asked him the other day, he goes,
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  Speaker 1: what would you say to a fiver for kind of
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  Speaker 1: helping him lift some wood? He goes, do you have
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  Speaker 1: any tenors? That was I swear my life.
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  Speaker 2: Like Jesus Christ, tom In With that in mind, would
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  Speaker 2: I not say to you that? Would you not like
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  Speaker 2: to see that box open and all those fibers spring out?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: Would you not like to see that if it was
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: on a TV show on a farm and instead of
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  Speaker 2: fibers it was Confederate money.
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  Speaker 1: No, I want to see golstones flying everywhere, just raining
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  Speaker 1: down on people in slow motion because they know they're
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  Speaker 1: quids in.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Tom, do you know what I'm gonna? Italian people
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: can monitor the advances of our wonderful TV shows and
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: indeed tear us to shreds for our arcaic takes on tipping.
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  Speaker 2: Although I thought, like you know, my resting gears, give
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  Speaker 2: the working people more money. I don't know what to
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  Speaker 2: tell you. Cash into their hand, don't give it to
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: anybody else. Regardless of all that, you can come at
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  Speaker 2: us if you're there on social media. You'll find us
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: on Twitter at Tom and Jerry's show. Jerry with a
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: G will get us there, or separately, you'll get him
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: Tom O'Mahoney on Instagram is his haunt of choice, and
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: you'll find me on Blue Sky Jerry McBride again, Jerry
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: with the G over there what else would like these
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  Speaker 2: fine people to do?
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  Speaker 1: Tom what it was the very first time? And by
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: the way, there was a couple of messages and Spotify
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  Speaker 1: people saying they love the show, just very nice, nice
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: things to say. And that's the thing. Spotify is probably
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: our most most subscricribed one. But you're listening on some
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: platform right now, whatever it is, go ahead and hit
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: subscribe hit the bell, whatever, the tombs up the little rocket.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: Whatever's gonna tell you every Thursday that this is landed
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  Speaker 1: in your ears and if you can rate it, rate
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: it highly, rate it the top marks. Anything other than
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: that is of no use to us.
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  Speaker 2: But and Tom, I gotta tell you, we say it
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: every now and then. But that's not an ego thing.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: That's not like you should give us top marks because
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: we deserve it or you know, we all know it
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: helps us rise to the top of algorithms and things
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  Speaker 2: like this. It's not you know, we don't spend that.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: We don't spend those five stars, so we don't get them.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: But it helps the podcast, and we would love it
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: if you would help us to do that.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: As my grandfather, you say, what bank like cash that
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: in But we do have a little bit of news
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: they we do that well, we possibly might get Jerry out.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: But I have started. My plans are in place for
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: a brand new tour kicking off in this May, and
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: I will be coming to a town near you. I'm
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: still trying to convince me Bride to tip me come
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  Speaker 1: to the show, just leave throw fibers at me and
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: perhaps you might even get him to say a few words.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: I made that sound like it was going to be
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: my eulogy or whatnot. But look at it's right now,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: Tom Manny dot Com, forward SAT gigs if you want
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: to find me and I'll just do an hour talking
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: about Jerry. If people really want, you know, Jerry talk,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: I'll do a whole hour of just saying things in
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: Jerry's accent if that's what people want.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: So I got it.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: Here's that should have been the name of the Joe Yeah.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this more so, that's the Tom and Jerry Show.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: A couple of people have actually said that they think
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: the levels on my mic are acting up a little bit.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: We're working on okay. Then it's not that the mic
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: drops out or like that. It's just every now and
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: then I talk like this mood and whatnot, and when
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: I hear it back on the podcast, I realized that
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: very little of it is not that problem. I gotta
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: work on myself. What can I tell you exactly?
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: Look at we'll get better, we will try harder. But
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: other than that, right won't I'm going to just I'm
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: gonna have to put a concrete block on top of
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: it's bin to try and keep it closed until The
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: men show up in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: Their basket tinful of money on her good luck, good
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  Speaker 2: luck
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  Speaker 1: Yeah,