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COLD CUTS: A Vintage Pull · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The hold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarky.
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  Speaker 2: Silver Chair.
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  Speaker 3: There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Monday evening.
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  Speaker 3: Let's give out some advice.
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  Speaker 2: Six U.
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  Speaker 4: At gmail dot com get in touch with the Fellers.
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  Speaker 5: Ruined it?
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  Speaker 3: Oh what.
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  Speaker 5: Ru it?
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  Speaker 4: But you can still understand what it was saying. It's
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  Speaker 4: a really email addressed. Meet Pattin sixty nine at gmail
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  Speaker 4: dot com. Get in touch if you need advice. Good news, fellas.
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  Speaker 4: Plenty of questions came in over the weekends, so the
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  Speaker 4: stigma will sustain itself for another week or so.
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  Speaker 2: Great stuff, Eazy.
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  Speaker 6: I just remember with the questions to keep them radio friendly. Otherise,
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  Speaker 6: we can't read them out. That's what comes from anonymous.
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  Speaker 6: Get a backbones.
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  Speaker 4: I have a serious hr issue with my team at
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  Speaker 4: work and I am in desperate needed some quality advice.
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  Speaker 6: We're in construction.
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  Speaker 4: At the end of last year, our team had a
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  Speaker 4: house to finish building and one of the failers let's
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  Speaker 4: call them make decided to take a week of annual
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  Speaker 4: leaving the very last week of work, leaving the remaining two.
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  Speaker 6: Of us left to carry the load.
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  Speaker 5: So Hoidy j maneuver.
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  Speaker 6: We smashed it out.
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  Speaker 4: Of the park and managed to hand the keys over
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  Speaker 4: on time, But regardless, our so called friend left us
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  Speaker 4: in the ledge room we needed him the most. Now,
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  Speaker 4: in the new year, our old mate Mason is carrying
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  Speaker 4: on about the importance of teamwork and refusing to admit
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  Speaker 4: that he threw his mates under.
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  Speaker 6: The bus right when we needed him the most.
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  Speaker 4: What do you feel is the appropriate punishment for a
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  Speaker 4: team member that lets down his mates in the last
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  Speaker 4: week of the year like that?
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  Speaker 6: Cheers Anonymous.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, James, I guess you can't really talk about this
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  Speaker 5: because you are somebody who does let down your mates.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, when it comes to leave, Jason's.
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  Speaker 5: Jess how many he's rolling? It isn't he? It's like
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  Speaker 5: a pig and shit, Sorry, we are lots of poos
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  Speaker 5: to rolling.
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  Speaker 4: I mean it's hard, right because you've got annual leave
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  Speaker 4: and you're allowed to take it whenever you want.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's your cool, Absolutely it is. I Can I
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  Speaker 3: just say I did come back for the breakfast show?
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  Speaker 5: Oh you did?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you did, mate, And let me make this very clear,
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  Speaker 3: I didn't have to.
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  Speaker 5: Can I also say that I feel like Jason needed
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  Speaker 5: that time off. Well, having to go to them Keezy
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  Speaker 5: is a bit right.
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  Speaker 4: Well, this isn't about having to go to Jay's. This
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  Speaker 4: is about this builder here.
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  Speaker 3: I'm quite hurt by it actually, causey, because you've been
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  Speaker 3: a champion for me on my on my leave and
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  Speaker 3: I still am.
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  Speaker 2: I thought you were.
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  Speaker 3: Stoked for me, that I got a bit of exture
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  Speaker 3: leave there, and now here you are just just bagging
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  Speaker 3: me and sticking the dagger in my back as I
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  Speaker 3: turn around. Yes, I mean talk about you know, he's
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  Speaker 3: talking about your teammates letting you down.
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  Speaker 2: I feel let down.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, fels Can I just say if I didn't realize
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  Speaker 4: that's how it came across. And I am very sorry Jason,
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  Speaker 4: to be honest, mate, Yeah, you deserve heaps to leave. Man,
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  Speaker 4: thanks man, and you definitely need to leave. The last
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  Speaker 4: week of the year whatever it was on me and
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  Speaker 4: Mogi did the show with Pugs because you know it
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  Speaker 4: was your content was waning, your enthusiasm was down.
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  Speaker 6: The jokes went there effin and and.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, huffing and puffing, yeah yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Now you've come back and you're ready to go.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally man, so fired up.
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  Speaker 5: In terms of this guy's problem. What do you do
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  Speaker 5: with somebody who talk like that? You just call him out,
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  Speaker 5: Surely call him out. Call the guy out that's banging
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  Speaker 5: on about team week while not showing up. Yeah, as
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  Speaker 5: simple as that.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, he's got a cheek to be talking about
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  Speaker 3: teamwork when he and he abandoned the team. But also,
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  Speaker 3: what would you do on that, coach, Jase, I'd bag
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  Speaker 3: the bastard.
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  Speaker 6: No, you wouldn't. You take the week off? And I
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  Speaker 6: probably would as well.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean if it were if I was owed it,
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  Speaker 3: or just say through contract your negotiations that suddenly biffeding
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  Speaker 3: that was handed to handed to you, I mean.
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  Speaker 6: Through a specific way to phrase it.
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  Speaker 2: James, you know that's that's just how it is.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I hope that helps. Once again, Jason,
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  Speaker 4: sorry for any offense I have thrown your way.
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  Speaker 3: There's let's just say it's a logged it's logged where
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  Speaker 3: where have.
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  Speaker 6: You logged it?
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  Speaker 2: In memory?
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  Speaker 6: And it's already gone.
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  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
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  Speaker 3: Allison Chain's there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this
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  Speaker 3: Tuesday evening.
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  Speaker 5: Fellas. I had a dream last night about one of
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  Speaker 5: the big show, and it's left me feeling a little bit,
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  Speaker 5: a little bit uneasy. I went the other day, I
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  Speaker 5: went for the very first time, We're not the first
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  Speaker 5: time at this particular joint, went and had the old sauna,
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  Speaker 5: the infrared sauna and the ice bath, right sort of
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  Speaker 5: looking after you just in some space, some time to myself,
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  Speaker 5: just to sit with my thoughts. Do you know what
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  Speaker 5: I mean? I do? Anyway, So that that was on
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  Speaker 5: the Sunday night there, and then I had a dream
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  Speaker 5: and in the dream I was getting a massage. I
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  Speaker 5: think it was an extension of that looking after yourself,
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  Speaker 5: so just sort of you know, I wasn't really like that,
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  Speaker 5: but anyway, I was just getting a message, a very
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  Speaker 5: very good message and very very relaxing. Anyway, we'll getting
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  Speaker 5: a message. And of course when you get in a message,
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  Speaker 5: you're looking down through the hole, Yes, down through the hole.
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  Speaker 5: And all you can see when down through the hole
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  Speaker 5: really are people's you know, the messuss either the carpet
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  Speaker 5: or the floor or but also the messus's legs and feet. Well,
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  Speaker 5: imagine my surprise in the dream where I'm looking down
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  Speaker 5: and what do I see but Keysy's massive floaters, my shoes,
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  Speaker 5: your huge shoes, your massive shoes. So Kesey is in
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  Speaker 5: my dream with me uninvited. So I'm just going to
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  Speaker 5: kill the music. And he's given me a message.
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  Speaker 2: Which is very good.
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  Speaker 5: Do you see a very very good message? Anyway, one
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  Speaker 5: thing leads to another and the next thing, you know,
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  Speaker 5: Kesey and I are making out.
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  Speaker 2: Could you put the music? Thank you? When do you
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  Speaker 2: say making out?
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  Speaker 5: I mean way French kissing, so passion your tongue, but yeah,
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  Speaker 5: vigorous and you know it's going to lead somewhere incredually
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  Speaker 5: it does. Now I've only got a towel.
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  Speaker 6: What the hell have I got on my new balances?
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  Speaker 2: Can I ask? Are you still on your tummy?
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  Speaker 5: I know I'm sitting up now, Oh yes, sort of
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  Speaker 5: side settle. I can't remember Lady Godiva and how she
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  Speaker 5: rode the horse. Yes, no, I don't like that.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, wait, so you're sitting and I'm like leaning over.
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  Speaker 5: There standing that. Yeah. Yeah, anyway, things like Now. The
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  Speaker 5: thing that made me uneasy about this was just how
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  Speaker 5: into it Keesy was.
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  Speaker 6: You're saying that like I'm at fault here, I haven't
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  Speaker 6: done anything wrong.
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  Speaker 5: It was shocking yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Well, like I.
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  Speaker 5: He was just going so hard. Yeah yeah, and I
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  Speaker 5: wake up and I just thought it's crooked. It's pretty
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  Speaker 5: crooked from Keyzy.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I guess I got carried away in the
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  Speaker 4: in the dream. In the dream, man, I mean I
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  Speaker 4: can't control.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, you were getting carried away, right, You were loving
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  Speaker 5: it and absolutely loving it.
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  Speaker 3: In defensive and defensive Kesey in defensive Keysy.
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  Speaker 6: Thanks Jase, you back me up here, brother.
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  Speaker 2: Why wouldn't he Was he wearing only his floaters?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 6: So I was nude in my new.
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  Speaker 4: Balances, your massive floaters, God, and I was loving it
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  Speaker 4: with a messive.
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  Speaker 1: The hold I keep Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Indeed, when you hear this sting in the middle of
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  Speaker 3: a song, yo, give us a call on eight hundred
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  Speaker 3: Hodeck and you could win yourself a fifty dollars rebig
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  Speaker 3: you voucher.
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  Speaker 2: Brad? Did that? Good?
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  Speaker 5: A bread?
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  Speaker 2: Your man bars and Hell's life?
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay't complains that, but not as bad as some places. Yeah, mate, bloody,
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  Speaker 3: good weekend bread.
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  Speaker 2: What did you get up to, mate? Oh?
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  Speaker 3: We painted one of the kids working top the bottom
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  Speaker 3: and it made a bloody.
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  Speaker 5: Ext of it. Good on you man. Did just celebrate
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  Speaker 5: Lamb Day yesterday?
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  Speaker 6: National Lamb Day?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, very good, good, very good.
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  Speaker 4: Hey Brad, just quickly made before you give you that voucher.
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  Speaker 4: Just got to check a few things. If that's okay?
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  Speaker 6: What do you do for a crust bread.
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  Speaker 5: On the sales manager?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? Back, well done, speeding up the economy man, it's
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  Speaker 5: selling ship you go.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, Brad? What's for tea tonight?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 6: I can't if he's breaking up a bit, you know?
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  Speaker 5: Ah, the next one? Really, if this guy is AI.
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  Speaker 6: Come on, Brad, are you AI? This is why we
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  Speaker 6: run these checks.
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  Speaker 5: No, never, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: But I would say yeah exactly.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, this could be quite controversial. This could be
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  Speaker 3: the first ditching that we have because of AI.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Brad, we've got no one more chance here.
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  Speaker 4: How often do you floss?
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  Speaker 5: How often do I floss? At least once?
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  Speaker 6: At least once a week?
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  Speaker 2: Cut off to me as well?
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  Speaker 5: From what you mean by are we talking out there?
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  Speaker 5: This is the trouble. He's talking more, which is really
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  Speaker 5: accentuating the problem.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah right, okay, Well this is I mean this is
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  Speaker 4: a huge call, fellows.
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  Speaker 5: What do you catch well? I mean it's an a
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  Speaker 5: T is for a reason. What do you think, Pangs,
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  Speaker 5: you got to give it to him, Pang thinks, Now
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  Speaker 5: get rid of him. Oh he's going to fix it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: well he's a get rid of it mate, he's gone.
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  Speaker 5: So what it's a shame. So we're just not giving
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  Speaker 5: about you? Well, abbears what it is? I mean, why
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  Speaker 5: are we doing the test? Keysy? If everybody passes, even
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  Speaker 5: if they fail?
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  Speaker 4: Right, okay, PC god man, let's got another call then
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  Speaker 4: get a Tim your mad barsard?
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  Speaker 2: How's life? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Bloody good? Things are you doing?
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  Speaker 6: Mate?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Really good. Let's just go straight to the AI test
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  Speaker 2: for you. Tim?
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  Speaker 6: Hey, Tim, what do you do for a crust?
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  Speaker 4: I'm a sales guy in the background.
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  Speaker 5: He's at least real might not.
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  Speaker 4: Be yeah, but you might have AI children as well.
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  Speaker 4: It's pretty advanced now, man. Hey, what's for tea Tim?
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  Speaker 2: Tonight?
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  Speaker 7: I've got broccoli and steak with a delicious beer.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah okay, it doesn't appeal to me at all, but.
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  Speaker 6: Tim, how often do you floss?
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  Speaker 4: Curen sitting in about once or twice a week? What
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  Speaker 4: color are your undies, Tim today this trophy black and white.
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  Speaker 2: Very good, very.
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  Speaker 4: Good, last test mate, just to guarantee you aren't one
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  Speaker 4: hundred percent AI.
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  Speaker 6: What is your deepest fear?
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  Speaker 1: I've actually got two and one is cockcroaches and the
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  Speaker 1: other sharks.
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  Speaker 4: Yet all right, well he's past the AI test, Fellas,
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  Speaker 4: so we can sid him a fife on reburg about chet.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah that sounds good, So term that's coming out to you, mate.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks mate, you guys absolutely Backbone's a great afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: He totally gets.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I know we felt bad about our first
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  Speaker 3: ditch read the Reburger, but.
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  Speaker 5: He was AI.
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  Speaker 2: He was AI.
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  Speaker 5: It's not your fault, man.
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: It's not your fault.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think it's not not your fault.
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  Speaker 2: It's not your fault.
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  Speaker 6: Thanks Fellas.
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  Speaker 1: The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on radio.
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  Speaker 3: Hold Ike's smashing pumpkins. There on the radio, Holdarkey, Big Show.
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  Speaker 3: That's our Wednesday evening, Fellas. And I don't want to
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  Speaker 3: be the bearer of bad news, but I've got some
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  Speaker 3: bad news. We're coming to the end of summer.
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  Speaker 6: Is this weather chat?
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  Speaker 2: I guess so.
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  Speaker 6: Fuck we a chat with Jason.
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  Speaker 5: Mike, it's one of the originals.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell was that?
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  Speaker 5: How have we still got that? I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I just did a quick search and it came up
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  Speaker 6: as weather chat.
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  Speaker 5: Raw Wow, that is raw dog.
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  Speaker 2: It was raw dog.
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  Speaker 3: Now, I don't know how you guys feel about the
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  Speaker 3: summer that we've.
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  Speaker 5: Just had to be clear. Summer starts doesn't on around
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  Speaker 5: about the twenty odd ash of December, but let's call
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  Speaker 5: it the first of December, So December January February is
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  Speaker 5: the last month, yes, Mike, a nextra few weeks, but
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  Speaker 5: extra few weeks of.
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  Speaker 3: What exactly what you'll recall last year, I had my
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  Speaker 3: concerns about the summer that was coming up, and I
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  Speaker 3: had a vibe and a feeling that actually it was
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  Speaker 3: going to be a shocker. Yeah, And I was wanted
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  Speaker 3: to get your guys riding out of ten buzzies, how
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  Speaker 3: you've been, how you rate this summer thus far?
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  Speaker 2: Coming to a conclusion, Well.
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  Speaker 4: It was interesting because I was listening to maybe you
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  Speaker 4: guys have heard of it, the Hoducky Brickfast Show.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what's that on?
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  Speaker 6: I'm not sure?
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  Speaker 2: I think it might be on Zidim okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And it's got Jeremy Wells and I Stuart.
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  Speaker 2: Never heard of them.
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  Speaker 4: And they were chatting to a with a person this
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  Speaker 4: morning and he was it was a man, weird correction,
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  Speaker 4: but yeah, it was a man meteorologists. I believe the terms, Yes, meteorologists.
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  Speaker 5: Man. Yeah. And he was.
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  Speaker 4: Saying that we're about to have a big stretch of warm,
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  Speaker 4: dry weather. Oh really for the rest of this Marth.
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  Speaker 4: And then he said, March is going to be a
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  Speaker 4: shith house.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I would get honestly, I think I would give
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  Speaker 5: three or four busies out of a possible ten busies.
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  Speaker 5: Because we had a really bad summer a few years ago.
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  Speaker 5: I remember that where it was just raining the whole time.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, terrible, that's like a one and also a garbage
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  Speaker 7: because you go winter, so essentially going winter, summer, wintery summer,
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  Speaker 7: then back you're in another winter.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, and I haven't recharged my batteries. Man. We had
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  Speaker 5: a great one a few years ago where we had
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  Speaker 5: I was on wagy then, but we had fifty seven
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  Speaker 5: days in a row with no rain. Yeah, terrible for farmers,
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  Speaker 5: but farmers good. They've had it too good for too
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  Speaker 5: long as you were saying off for your keysy? Did
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  Speaker 5: I say that?
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  Speaker 3: I have never been in a situation where I've had
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  Speaker 3: less D in a summer.
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  Speaker 2: I know, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm giving it two point seven, busies, I'm raging
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  Speaker 3: about it.
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  Speaker 6: I'll give it four. What did you give it for?
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  Speaker 2: Four?
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  Speaker 6: That's fine, I'll give it four as well.
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  Speaker 5: It's been there's been some cold days, man, there's been.
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  Speaker 2: Some cold days.
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  Speaker 6: I've also had some great days.
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  Speaker 2: Well.
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  Speaker 3: Having said that, I mean when I was walking up
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  Speaker 3: to work to that is bloody hot.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah. But when I left house this morning it
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  Speaker 5: was freezing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what to air. That's been
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  Speaker 2: my other issue.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, nice Smoky, whoa get yeah boy brother.
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  Speaker 1: The Hodarky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
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