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- 0:00Speaker 1: Brought to you by the reinvented two thousand twelve Camray.
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- 0:08Speaker 1: from house Stuff Works dot com. Hey, and welcome to
- 0:16Speaker 1: the podcast. I'm Josh Clark with me as always as
- 0:18Speaker 1: Charles W. Chuckers Bryant, thank you, and Jerry of course
- 0:25Speaker 1: Hi Jerry. She's waving at omni President Jerry and Omniscient.
- 0:29Speaker 1: Scarily enough, Josh, before we get going, can I just
- 0:33Speaker 1: mentioned a little TV show coming up? I thought we were,
- 0:36Speaker 1: as you going, No, we're not quite going. Oh, there's
- 0:38Speaker 1: a TV show that our parent company, Discovery, specifically the
- 0:42Speaker 1: Science Channel has about a great fall tradition in Delaware
- 0:46Speaker 1: where they chunk punkins, punkin chunking, punkin chunking and actually
- 0:51Speaker 1: hurl these things through the air with a catapult and
- 0:55Speaker 1: it's fun and that they've done a TV show on it,
- 0:57Speaker 1: and it's on They did two TV shows, Buddy two, Yeah,
- 1:00Speaker 1: say it's say the names. Well at eight o'clock on
- 1:03Speaker 1: the Science Channel, it's Eastern time. There's going to be
- 1:05Speaker 1: the road to punkin Chunking and where does that road
- 1:08Speaker 1: lead to punkin chunk in itself? At nine and that
- 1:13Speaker 1: is Thanksgiving Night on the Science Channel and Science Channel HD. Yes,
- 1:16Speaker 1: and we just wanted to say watch it, yeah, because
- 1:19Speaker 1: we like Chunking Punkin's Punkin Chunking. And now we're gonna
- 1:23Speaker 1: talk about whatever. You're gonna cleverly set it up as
- 1:26Speaker 1: all right, you ready? Yes, Hey, Chuck, Hey Josh. Have
- 1:29Speaker 1: you have you ever heard the phrase the low man
- 1:32Speaker 1: on the totem pole? I have, and you know what,
- 1:36Speaker 1: go ahead. So it's usually too it's it's usually somebody
- 1:39Speaker 1: who's the grunt. They're at the bottom, they're they're just
- 1:42Speaker 1: it's us. Okay, there you get lowman on the totem pole.
- 1:46Speaker 1: Not true if you're suggesting that you and I are
- 1:50Speaker 1: at the bottom of the heap. True, I had I
- 1:56Speaker 1: know what you mean. It's actually on totem poles, the
- 1:59Speaker 1: lower uh carvings were actually of the most high esteem. Right.
- 2:04Speaker 1: I have no idea. You do now and I do too,
- 2:08Speaker 1: because we read an article called how totem poles will work.
- 2:12Speaker 1: By the way, I think we should start using the
- 2:13Speaker 1: correct version of that, just to confuse people. I get
- 2:16Speaker 1: on the elevator like house work. Oh well, you know,
- 2:18Speaker 1: I'm the lowman on the totem pole Like, sorry, you're like,
- 2:21Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Them? The VP? Right? Yeah?
- 2:23Speaker 1: Things are great? Right? Or when one of the higher
- 2:25Speaker 1: ups walks by, go, there goes the lowman on the
- 2:27Speaker 1: totem pole. Exactly, give me some skin. What happened? Did
- 2:30Speaker 1: they get fired? So? Yeah? Okay, well, Chuck and I
- 2:33Speaker 1: are going to start confusing people after this, But let's
- 2:35Speaker 1: talk about total poles first. Okay, let's do. I learned
- 2:38Speaker 1: a lot of stuff in this one that I didn't know.
- 2:40Speaker 1: Everything I read in here I learned because I knew
- 2:43Speaker 1: nothing about totem poles. Really, have you ever seen him? Well,
- 2:46Speaker 1: I've seen him, but I didn't know anything aside from
- 2:48Speaker 1: you know, to pole. All right, well, let's talk. Let's
- 2:50Speaker 1: share this information that we've we've learned, let's impart it.
- 2:53Speaker 1: So one of the things I learned, besides lowman on
- 2:56Speaker 1: the totem pole being actually important, um, is that the uh,
- 3:00Speaker 1: the natives Native Americans actually had socioeconomic strata. Yeah, stratum.
- 3:07Speaker 1: I didn't know that either, strata one of the two. Yes,
- 3:15Speaker 1: I did, And I know what you're talking about here,
- 3:18Speaker 1: because totem poles were typically commissioned by people of esteem
- 3:23Speaker 1: and people had money, right, people who wanted to show
- 3:25Speaker 1: off basically uh, And what they would do would be
- 3:29Speaker 1: to commission a totem carver who was a person of
- 3:34Speaker 1: very high authority a littlement on the totem pole and
- 3:37Speaker 1: might say uh. And the head carver would basically be
- 3:41Speaker 1: treated with tons of esteem and respect uh and was
- 3:45Speaker 1: housed at the home of the person who had commissioned them. Yeah,
- 3:49Speaker 1: and basically retreated like royalty. Because I guess this guy
- 3:52Speaker 1: could be like, once you've commissioned this, I'm going to
- 3:55Speaker 1: do it, and if you mistreat me or I am
- 3:58Speaker 1: not amused at any point in time him, I'm going
- 4:00Speaker 1: to carve you naked on this and you have to
- 4:02Speaker 1: put it up. Yeah, I got this. That is the
- 4:04Speaker 1: law of the Pacific Northwest. I got this from this
- 4:07Speaker 1: that totem pole carvers were like many temperamental artists. It's
- 4:11Speaker 1: kind of funny how they had that same attitude, like
- 4:13Speaker 1: it's cross culture. If you don't make me happy, I'm
- 4:15Speaker 1: gonna ruin your commission work and shame you right with
- 4:18Speaker 1: a shame pole right, well, not necessarily boiler. So the
- 4:25Speaker 1: other thing I learned is that, um, I'm just gonna
- 4:28Speaker 1: introduce every point with that for this whole podcast. Another
- 4:31Speaker 1: thing I learned is that um totem poles haven't been
- 4:34Speaker 1: around that long. No, I did not know that either,
- 4:37Speaker 1: And I will say that at the end of every
- 4:38Speaker 1: time you mentioned that that I didn't realize that they
- 4:40Speaker 1: have just started in the seventeen hundreds. Late seventeen hundred
- 4:44Speaker 1: and when the Europeans came over is when they really
- 4:47Speaker 1: really started booming. They think the Hida tribe h a
- 4:51Speaker 1: i d a tribe of south eastern Alaska were the
- 4:54Speaker 1: first to start carving totem poles, and I guess it
- 4:57Speaker 1: was kind of slow going at first, but really picked
- 4:59Speaker 1: up once UM settlers colonists started hitting the Pacific Northwest
- 5:05Speaker 1: and more and more numbers because they brought with them tools. Yeah,
- 5:09Speaker 1: but they were a little frightened by them. They were,
- 5:11Speaker 1: which is funny because from what I understand, UM European
- 5:15Speaker 1: settlers were among the most superstitious, easily frightened, and most
- 5:20Speaker 1: suspicious people ever to populate the earth. Seriously. Yeah, so
- 5:23Speaker 1: they saw totem poles and I think Captain James Cook
- 5:26Speaker 1: had a famous quote, right, Yeah, he said that they
- 5:29Speaker 1: were truly monstrous figures, yes, and he was wrong. Um.
- 5:33Speaker 1: And then you also have the superstition or myth that
- 5:36Speaker 1: totem poles were used to ward off or worship evil spirits,
- 5:40Speaker 1: depending on how you felt towards your native neighbors. No,
- 5:44Speaker 1: what is a totem pole, Chuck, Well, a totem pole? Uh?
- 5:47Speaker 1: And totem, by the way, is an ojibwa a word?
- 5:51Speaker 1: Is it really? Josh actually winked at me, by the way.
- 5:54Speaker 1: Just then for reels a totem pole, Josh. Many times
- 5:57Speaker 1: it's used to commemorate an event, like Um, I looked
- 6:02Speaker 1: some of these up. What it might commemorate a funeral,
- 6:05Speaker 1: sometimes childbirth, marriage, and even monarchy. No, yes, no, yes, yes,
- 6:12Speaker 1: I read that that is true. And Uh. They could
- 6:16Speaker 1: range in size initially, and I didn't know this either.
- 6:18Speaker 1: They could be as small as like a walking cane. Yeah,
- 6:23Speaker 1: way smaller than I thought I thought they were. They
- 6:25Speaker 1: were all like extremely large. No, they definitely vary inside
- 6:28Speaker 1: as I've seen some that are like kneehigh to a grasshoppers,
- 6:31Speaker 1: you like to say. And then there's others that are,
- 6:33Speaker 1: you know, a hundred and seventy ft tall, which we'll
- 6:36Speaker 1: get into the world records here shortly too, and not
- 6:40Speaker 1: just any No, no jackass can come along and carve
- 6:42Speaker 1: some wood up and say I just made me a
- 6:44Speaker 1: total pole. There are some very specific, um, I guess
- 6:48Speaker 1: details that have to be followed for a total pole
- 6:50Speaker 1: to truly be considered a total pole. Yeah, to be authentic, Josh,
- 6:53Speaker 1: it needs to be the work of a trained Pacific
- 6:57Speaker 1: Coast carver Pacific Northwest Pacific normally more specific and uh yeah,
- 7:02Speaker 1: no San Diego carvers up there, forget them. Uh. It
- 7:06Speaker 1: must be raised according to the specific American Indian traditions
- 7:10Speaker 1: and ceremonies. There's a ceremony that goes along with it,
- 7:12Speaker 1: which we'll get to. And it must be blessed by
- 7:15Speaker 1: natives of the Northwest specific coast. Plus also, it doesn't
- 7:18Speaker 1: hurt your case if you want to prove that you
- 7:21Speaker 1: have a an authentic totem pole, that it be made
- 7:23Speaker 1: from your redd or yellow cedar. Ah. Well, sure you
- 7:27Speaker 1: can't use you can't use power tools or chainsaws. Well
- 7:30Speaker 1: they do now, but if you really you didn't, You
- 7:33Speaker 1: just wasted your time if you were trying to make
- 7:35Speaker 1: an authentic totem pole. Um. And there are certain colors
- 7:39Speaker 1: they're traditionally followed red, black, yellow, blue, green, white, um,
- 7:44Speaker 1: which I find to be an unappealing color combination. Those
- 7:47Speaker 1: those four or five. Yeah, you know it said they
- 7:50Speaker 1: did not need to be painted. And I've never seen
- 7:52Speaker 1: a natural totem pole, but I think that would be
- 7:54Speaker 1: my preference. Yes, and you can't preserve it in any way.
- 7:57Speaker 1: I didn't know that either, which means that total poles
- 8:00Speaker 1: ain't gonna be around all that long. An authentic total
- 8:03Speaker 1: pole has a lifespan of about a hundred years, especially
- 8:07Speaker 1: in the Pacific Northwest where it's wet, rainy, muggy, not
- 8:10Speaker 1: good on on carved wood. Yeah, that's not bad. Tho
- 8:13Speaker 1: hundred years is pretty good. And did I also say
- 8:14Speaker 1: it has to be from one single piece? Oh no,
- 8:17Speaker 1: you didn't say that. It's important too, Yeah, of course. Okay,
- 8:20Speaker 1: so Chuck, Basically, we've established that totem poles are there's authentic,
- 8:25Speaker 1: and there's an authentic ones. You can't just be some
- 8:27Speaker 1: jackass with a chainsaw. Um. They are the bar or
- 8:32Speaker 1: bob mitzvah of the Native American culture, with the ceremony
- 8:37Speaker 1: and the shore and um that they are commissioned, usually
- 8:41Speaker 1: by a wealthy Native American by a head carver. So
- 8:45Speaker 1: you've got the head carver, he's got a couple of
- 8:46Speaker 1: junior carvers, and they get to work. And here we
- 8:49Speaker 1: reach why the low man on the total pole is
- 8:51Speaker 1: actually the most prominent figure. Why because the head carver
- 8:56Speaker 1: carves the lower parts of the totem pole. Yeah, the
- 8:58Speaker 1: first ten feet. And I would and it's just a guess,
- 9:01Speaker 1: but I would say probably because they don't want to
- 9:02Speaker 1: stand on whatever you need to stand on. That's part
- 9:05Speaker 1: of it. It's also that's also the most visible and scrutinizeable. Yeah, yeah,
- 9:08Speaker 1: good point. Okay, So the carver finishes and and probably
- 9:11Speaker 1: some of the stuff that he's put on there, there's
- 9:13Speaker 1: some uh basically uh, he'll say, tell me about your
- 9:18Speaker 1: family history? Yeah, yeah, what kind of birds are you
- 9:20Speaker 1: fond of? Right? Do you have any ancestor who has
- 9:24Speaker 1: ever shape shifted into an animal? And the the carver
- 9:28Speaker 1: is going to take all this into account. The person
- 9:30Speaker 1: who commissioned it will probably have some ideas and then
- 9:33Speaker 1: they combine them and you have things like eagles, thunderbirds, bears, owls, wolves, ravens, frogs,
- 9:40Speaker 1: and each one kind of has a different meaning in
- 9:43Speaker 1: Native American culture. Sure should we go with those briefly? Uh? Well,
- 9:47Speaker 1: the eagle obviously flies higher than any other bird, and
- 9:51Speaker 1: it can spot trouble, so that's a good thing. And um,
- 9:54Speaker 1: the thunderbird is a mythological creature and it can create
- 9:58Speaker 1: lightning and thunder by beating its wings and blinking, which
- 10:03Speaker 1: is why it's mythological. Yes, bear obviously teaches natives certain
- 10:08Speaker 1: things like, um, how to hunt salmon and how to
- 10:10Speaker 1: forge for barry, So that's probably good luck to have
- 10:12Speaker 1: on your pole. Um. Owls are represent souls of the deceased.
- 10:17Speaker 1: So that might be a mortuary pole. Oh, actually, no,
- 10:21Speaker 1: that is when the ashes are actually in the pole, correct, right,
- 10:23Speaker 1: that's the type of poll. There's a there's a entry
- 10:27Speaker 1: way totem pole, which is kind of like a coat
- 10:29Speaker 1: of arms. Um, and that's what that's what A lot
- 10:32Speaker 1: of the early settlers of the Pacific Northwest took these
- 10:35Speaker 1: ass as a coat of arms, like family coat of arms. Um.
- 10:38Speaker 1: So you've got entry way totem poles, mortuary poles, which
- 10:40Speaker 1: actually do have a hollow cavity to put the ashes
- 10:42Speaker 1: of a dead person in. Yeah, it's like an urn basically.
- 10:45Speaker 1: Yet a very cool urn, a very tall urn. Uh.
- 10:48Speaker 1: And then there's ridicular shame poles like you mentioned, right.
- 10:51Speaker 1: That's what I want to bring back, the shame pole. Okay,
- 10:53Speaker 1: So Chuck, talk about the most famous when the Lincoln
- 10:55Speaker 1: Pole in sex Men, Alaska. Yeah, this is when um
- 10:58Speaker 1: and I didn't know to see this. Here's another thing.
- 11:00Speaker 1: I learned Native Americans had slaves. The the the Lincoln
- 11:04Speaker 1: poll was actually uh to shame the US government because
- 11:08Speaker 1: of the Emancipation Proclamation in eighteen sixty three. And many
- 11:12Speaker 1: members of the is that Lingott is that I was
- 11:15Speaker 1: pronounced the Lynott tribe Lingot. I think the team might
- 11:20Speaker 1: be silent, but they're they're slaves were freed. I didn't
- 11:24Speaker 1: know that Native Americans had slaves. I know, That's what
- 11:26Speaker 1: I just said. Neither did I. And so they got
- 11:28Speaker 1: all mad and said, you know what, we're gonna do
- 11:29Speaker 1: a Lincoln poll and it's gonna shame President Lincoln for
- 11:32Speaker 1: the Emancipation proclamation. Actually that's not true. I guess I
- 11:36Speaker 1: did know that they would capture other people in battle
- 11:39Speaker 1: and force him into slavery. I didn't know that. Okay, So, Chuck,
- 11:42Speaker 1: we've got the type of pole established what we know
- 11:45Speaker 1: what's on the pole and it has to be raised. Now, well,
- 11:49Speaker 1: this is when the fund starts, the rowdy fund. Yeah,
- 11:52Speaker 1: we're talking about the potlatch. And a potlatch is basically
- 11:56Speaker 1: a big whopping party that you raise the pole. Obviously,
- 11:59Speaker 1: you put it near the ground and you have the
- 12:01Speaker 1: ropes and you pull it up and sink it into
- 12:03Speaker 1: the ground and then it's it sounds like from what
- 12:05Speaker 1: I researched on potlatches, it's just a big freaking party.
- 12:09Speaker 1: So now we've reached a the Native American equivalent of
- 12:13Speaker 1: a bot mitzvah and an Amish barn raising put together.
- 12:19Speaker 1: How did they do the same thing? Well, the Amish
- 12:21Speaker 1: raised barns is a big communical event. Have you ever
- 12:23Speaker 1: seen witness? Yeah? But they have a big party, yeah,
- 12:26Speaker 1: well an Amish party. Everyone eats sandwiches and drinks lemonade. Sure.
- 12:31Speaker 1: And the reason we can get away with that is
- 12:32Speaker 1: because no Amish person will ever hear this podcast, that's right.
- 12:35Speaker 1: And if you write in and say your finding because
- 12:37Speaker 1: you're Amish, then you're a liar. Liar alright, So chuck um.
- 12:41Speaker 1: They have a great party, and apparently it does get
- 12:44Speaker 1: rowdy as I alluded to before, because the Canadian government
- 12:48Speaker 1: actually banned potlatches at some point in time, UM, and
- 12:53Speaker 1: they that had a really deletrious effect on the number
- 12:57Speaker 1: of totem poles that were carved and raised in North
- 13:00Speaker 1: America and then in the twentieth century, because a totem
- 13:03Speaker 1: pole without a potlatch is like a donut without a hole,
- 13:06Speaker 1: very much so it's like a jelly donut. UM. And
- 13:11Speaker 1: that's not the only reason that that totem pole carving
- 13:15Speaker 1: declined in the twentieth century, and actually it came close,
- 13:18Speaker 1: very close to the point of extinction. UM. The Native
- 13:22Speaker 1: American children were not being educated in traditional means any
- 13:26Speaker 1: longer in the traditional ways, UM, so they were losing
- 13:29Speaker 1: that knowledge of how to carve a decent thunderbird. There
- 13:33Speaker 1: were in a lot of head carvers that were being
- 13:35Speaker 1: trained any longer. UM. Atari is a huge is generally
- 13:40Speaker 1: pointed to is one of the biggest reasons the total
- 13:43Speaker 1: pole raisings declined. UM. And there was also a ton
- 13:47Speaker 1: of theft by museums and private people. I didn't hear
- 13:51Speaker 1: about it, but just go steal totem poles for their
- 13:53Speaker 1: own collections. It's how do you hide a totem pole.
- 13:56Speaker 1: I don't think you're really trying to. You just say
- 13:59Speaker 1: you've been exploited by my people a really long time.
- 14:02Speaker 1: I'll just take this and get away with me. Go.
- 14:04Speaker 1: It was so rampant, in fact, that in President George H. W. Bush,
- 14:09Speaker 1: Herbert Walker, yeah, Herbert Right Bush signed the Native American
- 14:15Speaker 1: Graves Protection and Repatriation Act, and it basically said, if
- 14:18Speaker 1: you've ever stolen a totem pole, take it back. And
- 14:21Speaker 1: people did. And as a result of this kind of
- 14:24Speaker 1: renewed enthusiasm for totem poles, we lost our puritanical fear
- 14:29Speaker 1: of them. People started carving him again. You know what
- 14:32Speaker 1: else is in that bill? What wire tappings? Bad? Total
- 14:37Speaker 1: poles back and talk openly on your phone? Right? Um? So, okay,
- 14:42Speaker 1: So there's a resurgence in totem pole creation, right, in
- 14:46Speaker 1: native and non native. Right. So let's say, Chuck, I'm like,
- 14:49Speaker 1: I want an authentic totem pole to talk about my
- 14:53Speaker 1: daughter's monarchy. Well, then, like anything else, Josh, you would
- 14:57Speaker 1: get on the internet and search totem pole carving, and
- 15:00Speaker 1: you would find some people that do that for a living, right,
- 15:02Speaker 1: some Native and some non native. Yeah, depending on So
- 15:05Speaker 1: if I wanted an authentic one, how much am I
- 15:07Speaker 1: going to show out? Josh? You would have to pay
- 15:09Speaker 1: about grand to a hundred grand rageous? Yes, I won't
- 15:14Speaker 1: pay more than ten thousand dollars you sa, Charlatan Minachia,
- 15:19Speaker 1: No Minachi. Uh so yeah, that's and I think, um, like,
- 15:24Speaker 1: seven hundred and fifty bucks is the low end of
- 15:27Speaker 1: a non authentic three foot pole, right in about fifteen
- 15:31Speaker 1: grand for twenty ft right, non authentic, non authentic? Right?
- 15:35Speaker 1: But you know who knows? No one knows. Yeah, Josh,
- 15:37Speaker 1: you want to talk about the records. Yes, this is
- 15:40Speaker 1: that heavy, Chuck, and that heavy each Everything that comes
- 15:43Speaker 1: out of Chuck's mouth right now is a statistic, right,
- 15:45Speaker 1: Chuck Richard and South Korea, Good luck here, buddy, um
- 15:48Speaker 1: Albert Babe British Columbia had a has a hundred and
- 15:52Speaker 1: seventy ft tall, hundred seventy three foot tall totem. It's
- 15:55Speaker 1: got to be the world's tallest totem pole. Right, No
- 15:58Speaker 1: think again, sir, because uh there was one that the
- 16:02Speaker 1: Guinness Book certified at one hundred and eighty five ft.
- 16:07Speaker 1: It's got to be the world's tallest totem Victoria, British Columbia.
- 16:11Speaker 1: But you know what, it was torn down because of controversy.
- 16:15Speaker 1: The town evidently got really upset about all the grief
- 16:18Speaker 1: about the Guinness Book record and was it authentic and
- 16:21Speaker 1: was it the really the tallest one. So an angry mob,
- 16:25Speaker 1: from what I gather, led by motabatd tear down this
- 16:30Speaker 1: totem pole and cut it up into pieces and burn it. Yeah,
- 16:34Speaker 1: the record holder. There goes the grief. I mean, how
- 16:37Speaker 1: much grief could it have caused? I don't I don't know. Yeah,
- 16:39Speaker 1: I mean that's gotta be Um. I've been to Victoria.
- 16:42Speaker 1: It's not exactly like a rough and tumble town. It's
- 16:44Speaker 1: pretty peaceful. Um, so I imagine there must have been
- 16:47Speaker 1: a tremendous amount of grief. I guess so, or they
- 16:50Speaker 1: hadn't put their chainsaws to you slately and we're looking.
- 16:53Speaker 1: You know, Betty was hungry, right. But the thickest pole
- 16:57Speaker 1: Josh is not disputed. That is in British Columbia as well,
- 17:02Speaker 1: and that was carved by Richard hunt In and it
- 17:06Speaker 1: has a diameter of six feet. That is one thick pole. Yeah,
- 17:10Speaker 1: and I'd like to say Richard hunt. If you listen
- 17:13Speaker 1: to this podcast, I would like to see a picture
- 17:15Speaker 1: of your totem pole. Yeah, seriously, so email, it's conture.
- 17:19Speaker 1: We'll give the email address at the end. Right now,
- 17:24Speaker 1: Is that the end? I think? So you got any
- 17:26Speaker 1: more on totem poles and I got nothing else. I
- 17:27Speaker 1: like the ones with the wings. I'll just say that.
- 17:30Speaker 1: I like at the top, like a thunderbird with the
- 17:33Speaker 1: wings coming off the side. It makes sense to have
- 17:35Speaker 1: them at the top. But that's at least important. So yeah, yeah,
- 17:39Speaker 1: So well, if you want to know more about totem poles,
- 17:41Speaker 1: and I kid you not, Chuck and I learned a
- 17:43Speaker 1: lot of surprising facts that we're just kind of in
- 17:45Speaker 1: between the lines of this article. It happens a lot
- 17:48Speaker 1: on how stuff works dot com. You can type totem
- 17:51Speaker 1: poles into the handy search bar of our venerated site.
- 17:55Speaker 1: And uh, I guess it's time for a listener mail,
- 17:58Speaker 1: right Yes, Josh, I'm just gonna call this. I like
- 18:07Speaker 1: to read these um funny emails from time to time. Okay,
- 18:12Speaker 1: this guy is really funny. He's a good writer, he's clever,
- 18:14Speaker 1: so he gets on the air. This is uh, this
- 18:17Speaker 1: says Hey, guys, I've been traveling backwards in time, and
- 18:20Speaker 1: I'm writing you from February two thousand nine, where Haiku
- 18:24Speaker 1: Theater ends abruptly with refrigerator and sayings like the Germans
- 18:28Speaker 1: compass head and it's a poncy scheme haven't even been
- 18:32Speaker 1: uttered yet by some strange quirk. When I load your
- 18:35Speaker 1: podcasts into my iPod, they play back in reverse chronological order,
- 18:38Speaker 1: giving me side effects like hearing listener mail for episodes
- 18:41Speaker 1: that haven't even mentioned or haven't happened yet. However, unless
- 18:45Speaker 1: I start tattooing myself like the guy Memento, I'll probably
- 18:49Speaker 1: just keep things the same, as it makes listening even
- 18:51Speaker 1: more fun. And we've heard this before. The people listen
- 18:53Speaker 1: out of order and they liked that better. I'm no
- 18:55Speaker 1: stranger to self imposed odd circumstance. For instance, I've purposely
- 18:59Speaker 1: used my mouse left handed, even though I'm right handed.
- 19:02Speaker 1: I sometimes reason things out while I'm dreaming. I often
- 19:06Speaker 1: balance on one leg while brushing my teeth. Like this guy,
- 19:10Speaker 1: I learned to read things upside down, and he has
- 19:13Speaker 1: also run into some groovy things, like when I was
- 19:16Speaker 1: in the army, I knew a guy who saw things
- 19:18Speaker 1: upside down and backwards, and he learned to cope by
- 19:21Speaker 1: writing things upside down and forwards, or I guess right
- 19:24Speaker 1: side up upside down. I once dated a girl whose
- 19:28Speaker 1: mother would eat the same thing for every meal for
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