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These are Disney characters we have a crush on · Podcast - Big 98.7

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Alright, tough news. What Disney princess as you feel like you're just these
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innocent things that we all love. Everybody loves a good Disney princess. However
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by some of us more than others. Pike, Well, the University of
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California couldn't just let Well enough be. They had to do his study that
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found that Disney princesses are more damaging to young girls self esteem. Now they
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say that because these Disney films with thin princesses being reinforced the social narrative that
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thinness is a more socially desirable feature. They set up a child's playing with
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a toy that is more realistic body type, They're more likely to develop more
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realistic views on body shape. Okay, it posts as a question who was
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a Disney princess you had a crush on growing up? Seven Disney characters were
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open it up boys, girls, animals, whoever easy one Pike, Yeah,
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Jasmine Aladdin, Jasmine Meal, what a treasure? James imagining himself on
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a little magic carpet. Let'll tell you what. That carpet would have to
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be reinforced if I was riding a pike. And I also also need to
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be a little bigger so that there would be room for Jasmine on at that
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pipe. And they get the tiger. What was the tiger's name? I
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don't think he didn't get on the oka. He's pretty big. I'm tiger.
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Is there anybody out there who had a crush on Jaffar Club? While
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he was like a skeletal, disgusting man, you know, sort of got
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the bad boy thing going. He handled that rod really well. You know
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that's staff that he had. Heck of a staff. And when he looked
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in his eyes, you couldn't help yourself. Oh you know, he did
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have some hypnotizing eyes. Iago commentating in the background, I know who.
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I had a big thing for it growing and still and still do, even
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though the more I think about it, the more weird it is. But
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you never watched the Goofy movie. Oh yeah, Rocks, Max's crushed.
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She is so adorable, so cute. You know how they make these Disney
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girls like, well, she had that mole. She had a mole,
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right, she had the beautiful hair, and then she's always holding her books
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like she's looking all kids, a real life Roxhamp. But then I realized
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that she was a dog. I think yeah, and they were in high
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school as well. But ye, cartoon, she's probably fully grown. Now,
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what about like on the print side of things, inter Gracie, did
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you have a crush on a Disney boy growing up? Prince Eric's pretty attractive,
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but not on the prince side. Shrek when he turns into a human
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human Shrek human Shrek, this is a Disney conversation, I know, but
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he's still animated. Save your picks are picks for somebody else. Yet you're
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no Shreky, I forget what Shrek and human form looked like, handsome,
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better than the alternative, right, the ogre form, although he had his
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own certain charm, didn't he? Boy, he was a charming fellow.
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His ears were a little bit pokey out for me, speaking of animals that
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were attractive, Pike, did you ever notice in the Lion King Nala becomes
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grown and she's kind of getting a little rolling in the hay with Simba.
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Oh yeah, there's a moment where she's kind of standing there and there's a
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they draw a line right down the middle and they give her cleavage. Come
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on, yeah, I never noticed the cleavage. I know the scene though
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it was rewatch absolutely romantic boy. Oh yeah, come on, Ellen,
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you know this is the first time I felt love, felt like as a
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young arm and toasty right now. Absolutely, I will say on the opposite
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the end of the spectrum, when Simba is transitioning to an adult, there's
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the one scene where he like he goes from like the baby Simba that Jonathan
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Taylor Thomas played, But there's like kind of teenage Simba for like just for
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just a little cut splits and he's got just a little like a mohawk haircut.
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I mean, he's the ugliest line you've ever seen, So I that
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would be my pick of the ugliest Disney characters. Teenage Simba. In the
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morning, Big Nutty eight point seven, we have a very very exciting round
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of our favorite Friday hypothetical situation game, famously known as I've been hearing about
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this everywhere. Like where I name a place Hornbocker's on forty second, it's
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called what do you Do? There is not a Hornbockers on fourth, Yes,
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there is street, Yeah, the one the mall is on. There's
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not a Hornbocker's on the street. Oh wait a minute, boom right right
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north of thirteenth, Daddy right there's a taco bell right there. All right,
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I hadn't considered the north side of thirteen. Wow, you're just you
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know you never do and that's your only flaw. Well, this is a
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game where we give each other brutal hypothetical situations where you know, really you
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find out what you're made of. So filling in for a Manda's Day is
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our afternoon show host James. I know you've been very excited to play.
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What do you do? So, without further ado, one you go first.
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Why don't you hit me with the first hypothetical situation? Go ahead,
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Pike, You're attending the eighteenth Blanket one eighty two show of your life.
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This time accurate? Is it close? I just took I picked a random
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now, No, it's not that many. It's like eight this time.
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They've come to the all new, remodeled Fargodome. So this must be a
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couple of years in the future. You've had a few beers. You need
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to hit one of those new roomy or remodeled restrooms at the new Fargodome.
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Just then you see it gen to walk out with a hefty hu of toilet
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paper attached to their shoe. Pike hefty. Hefty makes me think it's like
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used. I didn't think that when I wrote the word hefty. What do
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you do? I probably try to grab a photo of it and then go
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back to my seat and say, hey, guys, let's check out with
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this head on his shoe? Would you? Would you? I mean,
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if you're standing right there, I maybe you know they're probably on the heft?
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Would you? Are you asking me what I would do? This is
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no, that's not how this game works. I mean, what would you
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do? Though? Hypothetically I can't tell you because that's not how this game
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works. Maybe I'll ask the same question. Right, No, I think
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it's funny. It's not hurting him, but it's giving other people laugh.
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And if I can spread a little joy throughout the concourse or other people,
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sign me up, all right, James. Hypothetical situation. You're at the
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bar on forty two Street. The bar when a guy approaches you with a
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suspicious, tethered looking suit case. Tethered, one of the kinds on wheels,
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tethered, very suspicious, looks like there might be a bomb or something
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in there. Got it? He says, hey, man, can you
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watch my stuff? While I run to my car. If you do,
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I'll buy you a beer. So, James, you don't know when he's
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coming back, right? If ever, and it's the most tethered, suspicious
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looking suitcase, what do you do? You keep saying tethered as if that's
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a I don't know what that means. Tathered, Yeah, heathered, weathered,
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feathered, heathered? What is the word if it like a rugged looking
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suitcase, like it's all ripped up Gracie pullout, you're thesaurus? Would you
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thank you? James? What do you do? Boy Pike? I watched
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the bag and I take the beer. Is that right? I've watched a
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bag or two in my day. What if he never comes back and all
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of a sudden, the swat team comes in and they're like, oh my
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god, get him, get him down on the ground, and the suitcase
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is full of drugs or something. That's just why would I don't know,
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Why would you let your suitcase worth filled with drugs you're about to sell just
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sit there. That would be dumb, I don't know. But not to
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mention. What if he's just trying to abandon in the suitcase. Now you're
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saddled with this weird looking suitcase all night. There's definitely no there's a time
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limit. I mean, you got ten minutes. You can get anything done
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that you need to get done in ten minutes that you would need to abandon
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your peg for you in general, No, surely there's tasks that take a
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little longer. Not in my world. Pipe, Well, tell me what's
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your second What do you do? You're pulling into your third McDonald's visit of
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the day. Accurate now to get some steps in, you choose to park
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in the lot and go inside instead in order from the counter interest. Rare,
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rare occasion. I haven't seen the inside of a store, and sometime,
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upon parking, the Nissan seems to bump the car adjacent to you.
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Nobody sees you. The damage is minimal, in fact, it's almost unnoticeable.
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So Pike and my My Nissan's fine. Twenty eleven. I think the
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Nissa, what do you do? Will you hit him? Anyway? So
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it doesn't matter if the Nissan. Now I've done this before, I'm not
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shamed to say I'll drive away, Yeah, I have to. I mean
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I'll look around. Yeah, but if there's no noticeable damage, because you
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know why, because people have done it to me so many times I feel
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scorned and this is my way of getting back at those people. I have
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a my car. Randomly I walked out. I don't know if it's this
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building, or if it's maybe at the grocery store or something. Just randomly
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scrape on the side just right. I mean, it's super annoying because it's
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gonna cost me five hund bucks to fix and I haven't fix it. But
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on my car looks like a junk, you know, And that's the best
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thing about driving a bit of a clunker. Okay, my Nissan. I
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give it a bad reputation, but it's fine like a clunker, and it
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smells horrible in the outside. It's it's getting there. It's scuffed up.
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But the nice thing is I treat it like it's a bumper car at the
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Rent River Valley Fair, I just don't care if I bump into a fire
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hydrant. Whoop sees on with my day. Now, if I had a
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nice car, I'd be constantly anxious and being the guy parking on the other
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side of the parking to avoid that. That's not for me, it's not
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for you to mention. It's a depreciating asset. Okay, Gordon Ramsey or
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whatever. That guy's name is, Dave Ramsey, thank you, thank you
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all right, James, okay, correct d Johnson. Hypothetical number two,
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What do you do? Your next door neighbor is a vampire? Got it?
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His name's Dan. One day, oh man, on your way to
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work, no, hang with me here, you notice you've got blood pouring
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out of both of your ear holes. So you go into the walk in
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clinic. Turns out you have the ebola virus. The doctor gives you three
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months to live. Now you remember the fact that your neighbor Dan is an
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immortal, blood sucking vampire who could hypothetically give you immortality by turning you into
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a vampire. So, James, there's so many things to think about.
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Absolutely, how much time do we have shows over a ten? Give you
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two hours or so? Okay, go ahead, what do you do?
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Well? First, first gut instinct is to go get the bite to save
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my life, right, But then I start thinking, you know, the
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vampire is m what if that mixes with the bowl and creates a superbug that
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destroys the earth. That's a long shot. Is it worth? Is it
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worth me becoming a mortal to release that upon society. Okay, so then
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in that situation, it's just you and Dan left or what well and the
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rest of vampires a bus and there's more than one vampire. No, no,
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no, I mean wait, just you just happen to live next to
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the one vampire whole planet. Yes, so now never bit anyone before,
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and it's like now I'm hungry. No, he exhibits a great amount of
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self control, this vampire you live next to. Yeah, that's it.
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And what do you do with a friend, Jake? I think that I
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to wrap it up, Pike. I think I'm taking the bite bite it
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is. I think it'd be better. Now here's a quit. Where would
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you like him to bite you? Well, of course on the classic zone
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with the upper neck. Yeah, right there, right there in the a
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order, you know, would you like to feel is warm breath on your
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neck? But I was just gonna say, Pike, I prefer a female
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vampire. But thank you in the morning. I don't want to make light
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of a potential world war or a scenario. However, things are getting intense
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over in the I believe Middle East where Iran Israel near Iraq, near Iraq.
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Al right, great, so there was a weightlifting competition, a big,
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one, big weightlifting competition. Now, Mustafa Rahy, he is an
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Iranian weightlifter. Okay, throw up some metal, I'll tell you what that
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he absolutely can. In fact, he got himself first place. Relations Now,
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unfortunately for Mustafa, the runner up in the weightlifting event was Maxim Seversky
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of Israel. I. Was gonna say, he doesn't sound like he's from
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Israeli competitor Maxim Seversky. Now, now this would normally be headline news,
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especially not on the pike in Amanda in the morning show. We don't generally
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cover weightlifting. However, after the event, Mustafa, remember he got first
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place, lifted the most weight, he decided to show an act of sportsmanship
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as one would after an event. Oh boy, and he shook the hand
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of the Israeli runner up, Vaccine Severski. Well, unfortunately for Mustafa,
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Iran doesn't recognize Israel as an independent nation. Therefore, Iran does not allow
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any contact with Israelites. So Mustafa has now been banned from from competition indefinitely.
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He's received a lifetime ban from the Weightlifting Federation. They've referred to the
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handshake is quote unforgivable. Yeah, what are you doing? It's it's still
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too hard. I mean there's in fifty years it's going to be like I
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can't keep up this. It's a lot of rules. There's a lot of
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rules, and that's why I generally don't show sportsmanship at all, whether it's
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a golf match or even going back to my childhood, they ever tell you
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a story, but after a wrestling match, if you ever been like a
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youth wrestling tournament, he's just competing. Just ko, did you really?
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I feel like everybody was a baby. Wrestled as a second grader, sixth
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grade, tell and I wrestled all through my high school career. But the
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first time I showed up to the wrestling practice, I thought is because I
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was so obsessed with WWF. I thought I was going to like get in
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a ring, did you throw the people's elbow and on a costume? Get
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put my sock on my hand called vistors soko. It was not that.
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But anyway, I lost his match one time, and the kid was just
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such a punk and he was just like irking me on and so I poked
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him in the eyehall like afterwards, you know, at the podium ceremony much
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like that where this handshake took place. I remember, and I could still
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remember the feeling of my finger entering his eye socket. I know that top
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it may have I've not seen the kid's sense, So if there's somebody running,
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I want to say he was from like Lisbon or something with an I
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patched the other day. Did he look like he used to wrestle in first
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grade? Yeah? Oh god, that's tough. That's tough to hear it
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was him. But if anybody knows this one eyed demand, if they could
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send him my way, I'd like to make amends in the morning. Get
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Ready Ready, Teaze piping old Selena Felena Gomez might be enjoying her single era,
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but it doesn't mean she isn't thinking about the future. She says,
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you got to be cool man, not cool in the sense that people think
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you're cool. You gotta just be nice and like, please make me laugh,
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and also just be good to my family and people around you. Selina
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said about what she's looking for in a future partner, Oh, he goes.
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I think I have standards, and I think I live in a world
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right now where boys confuse standards with high maintenance. Interesting, Huh what are
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your standards, James? Would you say? Uh? Hi, I believe
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that you know what and you deserve it whatever it is that you expect.
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What are your standards? Pipe say? And then the band I'm very low,
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which is why I named my wildly popular local cover band after Is that
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why you ask me so that I would ask you so you could do a
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plug discrrect? How you doing him? League? Timbo Timberland has teas a
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new collab with Nellie for Tado and justin Timberland. It is out. It's
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called Keep Going Up. That's huge. That would have been big fifteen years
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ago. But let's let's see what them here you go. It's called keep
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Going Up. That Timberlake can sing. Though. You know, the first
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time I listened to this morning, I was like, nah, but I've
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done that too many times before. Where the first time I hear a song,
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I just think there's nothing there and then it goes on to be like
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a smash number one hit. I'll tell you the first time I heard that.
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Last night's song by Morgan wall Is in his name Morgan Wallen, what's
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a book called it? Morgan Wallen? That makes me happy? The first
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time I heard that, I was like, nah, really, I haven't
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been able to avoid it since I was the upset on that one. That
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one. When I first heard it, I was like, Oh, I
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guess you have a better ear than me. But I'm excited for those three
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back together. Nelly for toddo haven't heard of her in a minute. This
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is the original, This is way better break it up. This is uh,
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this doesn't have JT on it, but I think this is for the
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first several years of her career. I thought it was just Nelly's last name
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was for Tato. Well they sound the same. This this could be nell
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Let's easily. Charlie's thron revealed one of her major beauty regrets. Forty eight
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year old star of Fast X, She opened up about fragrances and a cringey
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trend she participated in back in the day. Pike, he got a guess
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back in the day, big baggy pants. Although those were back in it
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seems hands down thin eyebrows in the nineties. Hated them. Oh thin eye.
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Yeah, they just kept getting thinner and thinner, to the point where
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people were just drawing them on, which is pointless. They got so thin
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that you just shave them off, and then you'd put them back and look
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worse. I once saw eyebrows so thin you couldn't even see them. Wow.
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Yeah, it makes you wonder if they're even there. I am breaking
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news. I'm sorry to interrupt, James, Okay, that's your thing.
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But yeah, as you know, a big blank family. This is also
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a Kardashian related potentially. Blink whin eighty two is just about to start their
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tour over in Europe, just posted on their story due to an urgent family
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matter, Travis Barker, the husband of Courtney Kardashian, has had to return
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home to the States. More information in regards soon. But you have to
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wonder if there's something going on with that baby, because she's pregnant. Well,
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there's the baby, there's the I mean, it's also the Chloe Kardashian
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legal name change situation with her in triest In Thompson's kid. Maybe it's a
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big family affair. It could be a you think he flew back overseas because
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Chloe finally named her thirteen month old baby. Yeah, it's possible. I
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mean, maybe they're having some sort of a baby shower post baby imagine post
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birth. I imagine having tickets to a Blink when eighty two show and it's
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canceled because Travis had to get home for a baby shower. Come on the
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season, Spike, what season? I'm sorry, I said, Spike,
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It's spooky season. I love it. Not a sps in this story.
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Spirit Halloween and Fargo opens tomorrow. Nice. It will occupy the former Gordman's
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location again this year. Fargoes the home to a new Halloween store as well.
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This year. Oh yeah, who do we have in town? We
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have Little Halloween coming, Pike. Oh well, welcome Little Halloween. It's
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gonna be on thirteen Tavenue. You know, I used to be a big
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Halloween guy, but now I prefer a little Halloween. They just put one
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pumpkin on the stoop instead of too. No, I don't even I even
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wasting be carved a pumpkin. I hate carving pumpkins. Bit's a sloppy mess.
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It's and it's just why am I doing this? And they never turned
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out how you want them to. I remember just thinking I had these elaborate
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plans with the pumpkins growing up, and they just turned out to look stupid
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every year. So I just gave up and started just to do your traditional
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like two triangle eyeballs. Really had a jagged little mouth. I just take
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the pumpkin from the store that I paid for, and I just put it
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on the stoop and then I'm done. Lazy bones. That's right, That's
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not how you celebrate hallow Zeve Burger King is headed a trial. A lawsuit
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against Burger King alleges that the Huopper looks bigger and fuller in advertising than it
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doesn't real life. Well, yeah, we know, right, nobody,
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if you're driving through Burger King, expect them that beautiful photo to come in
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your car. You're sorely customers are accusing Burger King of portraying the burgers is
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thirty five percent larger with double the meat pike. You know, it's about
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time people need to stop misleading customers. You know. In fact, I
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was part of a class action lawsuit. We collectively sued the Tuna Star Kissed
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Tuna because they were underfilling their cans. You did not really do I joined
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that, Yeah, I mean, I wasn't leading the charge. But anybody
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who ate the Tuna at any point in the last five years or whatever was
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able to get in on it. And how did you how did you do?
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Did you get what thirty? No, you actually had the choice.
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You could get twenty five dollars cash or fifty dollars in tuna. Did you
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take it? You took the tuna. I took the tuna. Yeah,
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yeah, wouldn't you take the tuna. That's a lot of tuna. That's
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a good amount of tuna. Well, good luck and court Burger king nobody
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dolphins who killed in those tuna cancers fifty cents being investigated for battery after throwing
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a microphone during his con in La on Wednesday. Oh yeah, the video
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was horrific. Dunk. I mean, he turns around and just if you
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played baseball or soopple, you know what a crow hop is, where you
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really get your whole body into it. Yeah, he crow hopped and chucked
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this microphone and it hit a lady, bunked a lady right in the head.
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And not just a lady one of our own James. Yeah, it
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was a rower one oh six radio personality Brianna Montague, and she was claimed
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she hitting the face by the mic, and there were some photos that appeared
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to show her being traded for a head wound. Now, mister Sent was
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apparently frustrated because he was handled several mics and none of them worked it.
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That's mister Sent, that right, Yeah, they are having sound issues,
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and his as a grown man, his answered to that was to chuck a
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miccause the handing of the another mike the equivalent of like, why don't you
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just restart the computer? Like, sometimes that's not going to solve the problem.
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When mister Sent got angry, seventy percent of the time, it does.
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Your office engineer will tell you that that's right. Please believe he was
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throwing that microphone towards the crew at backstage. But he's got a terrible toss
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on him and he flunked the lady in the face. So he's just he's
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just fitty, all right. Well, but you know the thing about fitty
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is he's like roided up. So if he's really angry and he throws something,
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is he could have went right through her. Absolutely could have killed her.
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Dang near did absolutely rector did he did? He? Is he back
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to being ripped fifty because remember the Super Bowl when he was hanging upside down,
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everybody's kind of teasing him for being a little heavy flabby. You know,
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I never watched that Super Bowl performance. I watch it every weekend,
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really really, Oh dude, it's iconic. And that's the thing is everyone's
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like cool with eminem and and I'm just like, I don't know. I
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just can't bring myself to watch it. When Dray gets up on the keys,
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he starts playing still Dray, he starts hitting the ivory. He's tickling
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that crap out of the ivories pike. Are you kidding me? Looks like
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I Am not going to be doing anything but watching that today. It's what
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what's the weather look like? It looks like it's gonna be sunny, good
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for a horse ride and ninety one lock it in like in an in the
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morning on Big Nutty eight point seven. All right, So last night A
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Morgan Wallen last night, Oh my gosh, you just said last night.
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I didn't even try to, but it was last night. He was performing
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in Pittsburgh, the capital of Pennsylvaniansylvania. Of course I thought it was eerie.
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No hershe got it anyway that a brawl broke out. You know you've
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been to a concert, you get the drinks flown beforehand of course, and
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obviously these girls did because four girls were involved in a porta potty brawl.
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Straight up duke come out. Hair getting ripped out of people's head was okay.
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So the video, which is incredible inside of it, started with two
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women near a porta potty getting into it. And these girls are just like
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dressed, super cute. They got their little boots on, these country girls
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going out to the show, the fake country girls at a country showers pink
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boots. I mean, come on, you know, get real. I'm
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also, these two start duking it out. So one girl is in the
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porta potty and she hears the commotion. She's like, oh my god,
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I gotta get out of here, so she evacuates the doors open to the
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porta potty. The two girls who are just like pulling each other's hair,
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shuffle into the porta potty. So now they're full on duking it out in
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the john Well. Then outcomes another girl obviously has some fighting experience because she
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just straight up rips both of them out of the porta potty. Now you
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got three girls back in the porta potty and just a scene. My god,
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James, you gotta see the video. I want it. I want
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it. It's incredible. So of all the places to get into a fight,
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now it didn't tip over or anything, which would have been hilarious.
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It's ideal. Yeah, if you're gonna fight a part of potty, I
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thought you're gonna say. The one girl grabbed him both pulled him out of
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the porta potty and then just walked into it and shut the door. And
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then the little red slider went over because she really had to go. It's
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like, all right, enough here, I gotta go. Man. Porta
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potties are it's like a hostile place because especially if you're at like a big
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event and there's like a big line, you know, and then you don't
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know who like the first door available, it's like who gets it? You
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gotta keep tabs of who was there first, and then not to mention the
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whole like people getting upset when you open the door and they're in there.
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It's like, well, if you didn't want me to walk in on you,
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try using the lock. I witness a trial do that to a dude
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this weekend. How So she opened the door and he was like whoa,
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and she was like, I'm so sorry, but it was it was like
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so over the top where I was like, she she might have had other
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intentions. What do you think her intentions were? She was trying to get
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in there with him. Maybe she's getting a sneak a peek bike man.
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Listen. I will tell you I know a couple, not a couple.
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They were a couple for about forty five minutes. They were dance and we're
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at a concert and they were just getting hot and heavy and couldn't wait.
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You hear of that, Yeah, unbelievable. I think the smell would make
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me now ready to wait absolutely, okay, I can wait. No,
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Yeah, you know I was interested, but now the smell has got mean
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literally the last place, although I will say porta potties have come a long
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way when it comes to smell. I think we talked about this recently,
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you know what I mean. Like I remember in the nineties it was just
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rancid, no matter what. But nowadays, like I don't know what they
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did with the filtration system, but you know, it's not badened there.
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Thought it was just a bucket under there. I don't know who filter something.
25:07
Something's going on. I don't know if they've come up with a new
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chemical that New green Water they put in there. That's really where Pike in
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Amna in the morning on seven. So the management came to us and they
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said, Hey, the new voice of the nacion who's here now. His
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name is Sam. He you know, he's going to come in and talk
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to you guys every Friday as you do every year, and you know,
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talk about the Bison football season what have you. And they said, well,
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you gotta come up with a name for the thing. And we're like,
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well, his name is Sam. So of course we couldn't take it
25:36
seriously at all, but I'm thinking we call it wham bam, thank you,
25:38
Sam. What do you think of that? I love it? I
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love it too, And of course the conversations brought to you by your friends
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at Gateway chevro Way. Are we ready here? Hey, Hey, good
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morning, Pike. I appreciate you. Sam. That's what we wanted to
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call it. Are we gonna call it that officially? I don't know.
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Are we allowed to call it that? Sam? We could call that,
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we call it Fridays? Was Sam? Am? I am? I don't
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know. Yeah, Sam, I am boring. I think wham damn,
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thank you Sam. It's there. You go say your last name Neiderman.
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Well, Sam just got to town. What now they want to go?
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Right? Yeah, it's been about six weeks almost, okay, So well,
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very exciting to have you as the new radio voice of the NDSU Bison.
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We got our first NDSU Bison football game. Yeah, it's here and
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we'll be down in Twin Cities at us Bank Stadium where the Vikings play in
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Minneapolis. So gonna be awesome. That's big time stays first experience. Yeah,
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never called a game at an NFL venue, So that's gonna be.
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As much as I hate the Vikings, I will can see they have a
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stadium, big Fanny, So fill me in. NDSU last year lost in
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the championship. Correct, Yes, lost the first time that NDSU had ever
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lost in the national ship. It's crazy. Yeah, and there Sam wasn't
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here. You think it had something to do with you not being here?
26:52
Yeah? Yeah, I think maybe I could have been an X factor,
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you know, definitely could have could have changed the time. Yeah, absolutely,
27:00
by a little good luck. Yeah, we're playing Eastern Washington, the
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Eagles. They are out in a town called Chenie, Washington. Didn't you
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come from Eastern Washington? YEA that that town was like thirty miles away from
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where I was. Were you in spoke hand? And then I was in
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Washington? Okay, it's awkward. So who are you rooting for? Let's
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not talk about it. Oh, Jay's gotta keeping Eastern wash guy over there,
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e w you. Yeah, let's go. And they've got the red
27:26
turf out there. That's their unique thing there'xious red turf. Yeah, they
27:30
call it the inferno, which is kind of funny. Now that's obnoxious.
27:37
So they're gonna be playing on a green field, which it will be out
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of their elements. Will do you think it's going to be a smoke show?
27:44
I mean last time, I remember every week it was like, how's
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the game gonna go? Oh, we're gonna smoke him? You know great?
27:49
Is it gonna be the same situation this year? How we feeling?
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Yeah, i'd be forecasting a blow out here. I thinks you should would
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pretty handily. Yeah, they've got the upper hand in this one for Yeah,
28:00
the season outlook, I mean, how are we feeling about coming into
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the twenty twenty three season? Frisco or bust baby? Yeah, Frisco.
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That's it. That's the only standard here at d SU so I think the
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guys are gonna come out and play with their hair on fire. There's a
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chip on the shoulder with this group. They're motivated. It's a great group
28:18
of young men. So I'm excited to watch them go do their thing and
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drive for championship number ten. So, Sam Niederman, we decided, right
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Nierman, all right, we decided. We decided. Your last name was
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Sam? Bam Sam? Is that? Thank you? Sam? So it's
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gonna be great to have you here every week every Friday of the Bison regular
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season and get out there support the team. If you can't make it down
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to the Cities. When's the first home game here. It's gonna be a
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week from Saturday, so September nine against Maine in the Fargo Dolt. Now,
28:45
a tailgate before you go into the booth or you know, I think
28:49
I'm gonna do a little tailgating tour. Yeah, like I've heard all the
28:53
stories about Bison tailgating. I've seen all the pictures. So yeah, you
28:57
gotta get a little warm up, right, You got to get in there
29:00
and mingle with the fans. So kiss some babies. Yeah, some difficult
29:04
to not have a cocktail when you're at tailgate in the yeah, if to
29:08
have somebody slapping things out of here, out of people's hands that they're trying
29:11
to hand you right, you know, and you gotta you gotta keep it,
29:14
you gotta keep it clean. But I mean, I will say that
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some of my best work has come when I've had a drink or tool,
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you know. Bam bam, Thank you, Sam. We'll see you next
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week. I appreciate it. Guys. Brought to you by our friends at Gateway Chevrolette