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Sister Wives S6 E18 - Celebration Countdown - Part 1 · My Sister Wives Podcast

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What does the nanny do? OK, so we're done.
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Goodbye. You.
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Shut it off do. Not twist my words.
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Do not make me a victim, sweetie.
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Just look at the mountain. That's what you saw that day.
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You've been knife in the kidneys
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sacrifices that I made to love you.
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Spooky Halloween. It's time to get frightened with
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Very scary, especially for Meri. Meri should be frightened for
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sure. I'm frightened for her.
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Hate to say it, but I I am. Welcome everyone, and hopefully
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you enjoyed our special spooky intro for this Halloween week of
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celebration countdown. It's the moment.
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Well, it's not quite the moment. Yeah, we're not even there yet.
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It's the moment before the
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moment that you've all been waiting for that we've been
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talking about forever, it seems.
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And as we often do, we open with the adults on the couch talking
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about how their trip to Sedona for marriage counseling started
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this journey towards having a commitment celebration.
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And Kody reminds us that drafting their family mission
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statement and sharing it with their friends and family in a
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ceremony styled event will be the inauguration of that.
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And I'm like, of course we have to use inauguration again.
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I love you. Just brought that up in the last
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little while, and then you might never hear it again.
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Yeah, they have a few favorite words that they use.
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Inaugurate is definitely one of Kody's favorite words.
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He's used it quite a few Times Now.
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He also uses another big word he says that the family marriage
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retreat, which they give us a lovely flashback to, has them
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all realizing that they needed to recalibrate.
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Oh. Oh, they needed to recalibrate
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What an interesting choice in words.
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Oh my goodness, that's a little inside joke for Kimber and Chris
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It's a spooky week. It's a freaky week.
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Freaky winky Jesus. And on screen we get up four
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weeks until commitment ceremony, Dun, Dun, Dun.
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So obviously we have basically a month until the commitment
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ceremony. And you know, even when we met
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But also it is the Browns. So we'll see how they manage
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this. I'm sure it'll be really well.
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whenever we see a countdown, you know that chaos is about to
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ensue. They're trying to induce panic
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to do and some of the things that they've accomplished.
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The yards have almost been completed for their landscaping
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efforts, which is good. Kody says he still needs to get
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suits for the boys. I'm OK.
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I'm not sure that we will see anything about that.
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The wives have drawn out their dress ideas like sketches or
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something and need to find someone to help get them made.
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And of course, Janelle has to mention that they need to keep
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You got to love Janelle. Bringing it back to the dollars
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and honey, what is the biggest thing that they still need to
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get done? The biggest thing of all is that
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statement. This whole thing is to
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inaugurate this family mission statement and it's still not
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ready. I can't with this.
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I was thinking back to the first time that we heard about this
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stupid mission statement and it was season 5 episode 3 when they
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That is when this was first discussed.
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We're on season 6 episode 18. It was well over a season ago.
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This has been going on for fucking ever you guys.
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And if I remember correctly, we got a snarky comment from Leon,
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something about how this is not a business, it's a family.
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But they were talking about the mission statement a long time
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ago, so you know. Long as time ago, Meri when she
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talks about the ceremony being in their backyards made me
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cackle. Meri says that the fact that the
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bigger statement. Why are they always trying to
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spin everything? The fact that they're having
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this party, this inauguration in their own backyards makes it
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more special, makes it a bigger statement.
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How? I I do not follow the logic.
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I was hoping that you would maybe have some sort of crazy
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half cocked theory or something. It's just her trying to spin the
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space. On an actual event space.
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They always have to put a weird spin and twist, and the fact
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that she even has to point it out and try to put a positive
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spin on the fact that it's in their backyards tells me that
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she's not happy that it's in their backyard.
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Right. When people over clarify
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something or draw attention to how it's whatever and it's like,
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Especially her. Especially her.
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Yeah, there's a few times in this episode, I believe, where
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about something, but she's going along with it for all the other
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wives and for everyone to be happy.
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And it's like, oh, how very magnanimous of you, Meri.
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Meanwhile, behind the scenes, the voodoo dolls are getting
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pins in the eyes. Oh, Mayor Kody tells us that
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they do at times struggle with coming to a consensus on things
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because of their numbers, the number of people in their
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family, but also jokes about how he can get them to convince one
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another to support ideas sometimes.
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So he kind of gets one wife in on something and then maybe gets
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democracy or whatever they call it will work in his favor.
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Christine jokes about how monogamous couples don't have a
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tiebreaker for their roadblocks.
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And I'm like, oh, a tiebreaker.
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Interesting. Honey, do you think you would be
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husband? Absolutely not.
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Only if they always agreed with you, then maybe it would work.
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thinks he has decision making easier than a monogamist would
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They always have to compare themselves to monogamists and
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how their polygamist life is better than a monogamist
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relationship because of XYZ. Just another thing that they do
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to us repeatedly on the show. Yeah, God, we're starting out
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strong with the cliches here from them.
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We transition over to Christine's house where Janelle
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is arriving with Sam, and Sam is the daughter of one of
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Janelle's friends, a local friend in Las Vegas.
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She makes sure to clarify a friend from Las Vegas like that
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was a really important detail. And this friend's daughter just
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graduated with a fashion design degree.
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And Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam might have some work ahead of
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her. You know Sam, Sam, Sam.
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Sam, Sam, I am very confused by everything that you've got going
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days before a commitment celebration.
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Sam is wearing some sort of black leather biker vest with a
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lot of studs or something on it.
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And I did note that Sam also seems to have like a young
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person's version of a Karen haircut, but with a little edge.
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Now you will be able to describe
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Like what was going on with the hair?
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The hair was already out of style by this point because the
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haircut, that inverted Bob haircut that was so massive
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during the time when I was in beauty school in 2010, this was
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2013, that style was already going out as I was in beauty
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school. And yeah, she's got a Karen
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haircut with the front straightened so it looks more
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dramatic. She's trying really hard to be
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unique, I'll say that. I'll give her that.
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And Janelle definitely did not
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friend's daughter from Las Vegas, because I would not have
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thought she was from anywhere else.
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I wouldn't have thought she was from Utah, that's for sure,
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just based on appearance alone.
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But. She took the long drive down
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from Lehigh like. MMM, no.
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Kidding, I don't think so. But the other thing about this
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back was also very like hyper pushed up or whatever.
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It was her edgy a take on the Karen.
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It wasn't just lightly pushed up or whatever.
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It was like it could poke you in the eye.
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It could hurt you. It reminded me of a scene kid.
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emos that didn't just wear black.
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So I think she was probably a scene kid or something like
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that. Definitely trying to overdo it
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was over the top. And I don't know, it's sometimes
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Yeah. She definitely overdid it.
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I'm just imagining right now if we had Sam and Colleen Snow on
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It would be a whole lot. Too much, just too much.
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I didn't know whether I felt bad for her during this or whether I
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Agreed. Oh, Sam also is wearing a lot of
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hair and. It all clashed too.
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It was not cohesive, it all clashed.
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Anyway, so thanks for going on that journey with us into Sam's
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appearance. But it's important that we talk
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about Sam's appearance because Sam went to school for fashion,
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right? Fashion design.
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Apparently she is a designer. And Sam, it's going to do some
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And I guess this exercise is where they put fabric over
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themselves to get a rough start of a dress, like maybe
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dimensions and measurements. I am I even describing that
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correctly? Yeah, draping is where they use
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basically an ugly colored fabric.
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It's not the fabric of the dress, it's where they create
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the pattern for the dress. So they'll drape the fabric over
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pencil, and sketch the dress out on your body, essentially using
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the fabric to create a pattern while you're doing it.
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This, from the very get go, doesn't start off great, it
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starts off rough. I understand that draping to the
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it's to create the pattern and you're going to use the actual
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because you're using ugly colored fabrics or fabric scraps
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justice to what the dress is going to look like.
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So it's just starts off looking rough from the get go.
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And then especially when you have a new graduate doing it
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that is way out of her league, she shouldn't have even offered
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to do this. It's very apparent from the get
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go. It's just not going well.
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Yes, there's a lot of ugly, ugly things happening in this
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episode, and I mean that strictly just appearance wise.
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We start with Christine. Christine tells us that she
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wants to do a simple empire waist dress.
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We see the drawing of this simple dress.
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It looks like a medieval times dress.
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Maiden bar, wench style, long sleeves draping down from the
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wrist in a triangular pattern, medieval dress.
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There's no other way to describe it.
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It's hideous. It looks like something you
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would wear to a Renaissance festival.
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I can't describe it any other way.
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So that's that's the starting point here everybody.
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Yes, Christine does share her inspiration with us, but before
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she had done that, I couldn't help but wonder, where is
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America's favorite polygamist wife, Robyn?
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And now, unfortunately, my conspiracy theory doesn't end up
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this that spoiled bitch? I was like, oh fuck Robyn.
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I jumped to a whole bunch of conclusions.
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I had the emoji of the eyeballs looking to the side like what is
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And I still want to know what she was doing and where she was
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because I don't trust that bitch.
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I don't trust that bitch for as long as I can, Thrower.
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Oh my God. Kody tells us that he thinks
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this is going to be a huge challenge for Sam and that he
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doesn't think she knows what she's getting herself into.
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Walt, Kody's telling this. They're on the couch, and I was
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very distracted by Kody's appearance.
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I'm wondering if you thought it looked potentially like he had
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filler Botox, something, I don't know if maybe his eyebrows were
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just darker. Something was going on with his
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face. And I'm doing the math in my
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head and I'm going, OK, so they filmed the season.
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They're doing these couch moments after they filmed
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everything. Once they wrapped before they
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did the next season. Did he go get?
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I couldn't make out what it was. It just seemed like his face was
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little different to me. I'm.
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Going to have to pay better attention during the next
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episode at the couch moments because the one thing that I
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thought was odd that they touch on towards the end of the
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episode is his facial hair again, which we've pointed out
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I thought that his facial hair, that they talk about, his full
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Maybe he's trying to cover something up.
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Maybe he got something done for the ceremony.
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Well, it would have been, I believe after because I didn't
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OK. And to be fair, like I was, it
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eyebrows are darker because I was trying to figure out what am
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you're kind of like, their face is different.
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And if you don't notice, you don't notice.
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But when you do notice, it's kind of like, it's all I could
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I was like what the fuck is going on with his head?
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Oh, my gosh, Now I'm going to have to pay a close attention
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because I feel like I usually am spot not on noticing that stuff.
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that would go and do something
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Oh yeah. Oh, yeah.
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So. And I'm sure he has.
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Yeah. I think there's points later in
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the show as well. I mean, I definitely in later
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seasons he's gotten Botox and fillers.
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There's points where like half
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his whole forehead doesn't move.
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And then they but the episode before he was like looking like
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a joker. It's just all over the place.
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I'm excited to see him try to be expressive without being able to
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Yes, he is. He definitely is.
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It's going to be comical. So I think Christine is the
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first one we see here with Sam draping her as well, right?
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Yeah, yeah. And I'm not familiar with the
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whole draping thing. Like I'm just going to be
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honest, no one's ever made a dress for me.
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I've never been in that place, and I haven't made many dresses
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myself. But while they're showing this
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And Christine says I feel like a dressmaker's dummy.
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And I can tell you, she ends up looking like some kind of dummy,
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your shape and the wrong colors and the wrong everything?
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Like everything was looking terrible.
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Unfortunately, I didn't quite connect the dots that it is like
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what the hell is going on here? But she definitely is a dummy,
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worse or the real fabric isn't much better than the scrap
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fabric, so they might as well have been using the draping
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fabric for their final dresses, which, my God, Yeah.
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Oh, my gosh, It's tragic from from the beginning here.
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It really is because the colors don't look good on her.
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That's what I mean. When they're draping the
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dresses, they just look ugly from the get go.
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And I feel like being on ATV show and this being such a huge
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opportunity, you just graduate from design school, you come in
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a little bit more put together, you maybe don't have such
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oddball draping fabric colors even to try to make things look
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better from the start. She's even wearing crazy low
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rise jeans that are frankly too small for her and her butt is
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about to pop out every time she's bending down to pin
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things. I don't understand people's
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choices when they know they're going to be on television and
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this is a fashion design graduate.
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I hear you. The jeans in every scene she's
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the jeans. And then the top where there she
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almost like, oh, gosh, don't hate me, but a woman of a
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certain age who works in like a biker bar.
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And she might be wearing the vest that she should have been
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small. So it just looks like
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everything's about to burst and pop.
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And you don't know if she's bringing you whiskey drinks or
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Everything's too small on her, which if somebody walked in
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looking like that to work on a dress for me, I instantly would
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say Nope and I would walk away. Nope, Nope, Nope.
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This isn't going to work because if you can't even dress
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yourself, honey, how are you supposed to make me a dress?
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Yeah, this isn't even going into a store and picking something
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out. It's making a dress.
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From scratch. They would say this to us in
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beauty school if people showed up looking rough.
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You can't sell beauty if you look like the beast, and that
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was all I had in my mind during yes.
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No, I mean, I would personally not be asking Sam for any
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garments made for me, and I probably wouldn't be asking her
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for any fashion advice. I think I would just or maybe I
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would, and then I would just ignore it all.
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So, you know, there's Sam. Yeah.
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Not even for this time. Everything that was going on was
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start. They really were.
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And you, it's funny because you have this draping fabric or the
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whatever that the scraps. Her mom is friends with Janelle.
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college, you don't have any money.
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OK, got it. I've been there.
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You can't ask your mom to go spend 20 bucks or something on a
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like bolt of some black or dark Gray fabric or whatever.
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You need to just have it look a little better for filming.
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And you could even just ask Janelle.
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I mean, she's asking this favor of you.
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I think it would be OK to buy a bolt of fabric.
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I mean, these people love a fabric store.
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Meri, Meri, she could have gone over to Meri's house.
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Meri probably has like reams and
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called. I kept thinking Meri was going
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to jump in at some point and offer to help because Meri
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supposedly knows how to sell PJ's, at least from what we
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know. I kept thinking Meri was going
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to offer to help and instead she
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struggle. Yes, she does.
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So and it gets worse and worse.
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We go to Janelle next. She's the second one to tell us
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what she wants for her dress. She tells us that she wants to
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She's more comfortable showing off her body now and she wants
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Get it girl. I think it's a great choice for
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her. I think a wrap dress is a good
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Sam on how to pick a dress for their body shape.
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So Janelle did the right thing. She picked the right style for
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Well, then there was Robyn's friend in San Francisco, The
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member, the fashion expert, whatever her fucking name was.
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about what would work for their body.
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Because Christine, Christine, her choice is a choice and
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Janelle's choice is another choice.
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And I would say they are opposite ends of the spectrum.
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She even tells us that one moment.
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I don't care if I can't breathe for the evening because I'll
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look really good. And I'm like, fuck yes, Janelle.
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it's like, I think I can do the the suck in for two hours and
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just rock it. Like I can fucking do this, you
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know? Yeah, I loved that she said
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that. It felt very different from the
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start of her at the beginning of
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a funny quote from her And Meri Meri, Meri Meri.
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Her long list of requests here.
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Meri doesn't want to feel restricted at all.
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She wants AV neck yadda yadda yadda yadda.
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She wants out-of-the-box edgy, Meri.
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Out-of-the-box Edgy? Really.
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Oh, but it also has to be flowy and drapey fabric.
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And I feel like those two things are very, you know, I can, I can
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one. I mean, you give that to someone
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realistic with her expectations as well.
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She is easy, breezy, beautiful Meri.
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You're talking to a designer that's wearing the most
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restrictive clothing that I've ever seen.
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Oh my God. And Meri's asking for the
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complete opposite. She wants flowy.
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I'm going to tell you right now she ends up with fabric akin to
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wet suit fabric. I would describe it as
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comparable to a wet suit fabric. So great choices happening here.
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was just envisioning her getting
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fucking vest off of herself. Just like I can't like she's
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like sewn in or something. It was insane.
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Peeling her clothes off. Yeah.
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Oh my gosh. And then we transitioned to a
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couch moment. That was so lol.
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Janelle is sharing that she has already talked to Sam about
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what Sam might be experiencing with her sister wives and she
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says to Meri she goes, I have to
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that you may be hesitates. And Christine goes be sister
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wife nice. I'm like sister wife nice.
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That's so amazing. Janelle chuckles.
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Everyone's kind of chuckling and
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be the pickiest. And Meri is laughing which is
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good. She's taking it in stride.
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And Janelle says don't worry, don't take it personally.
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It's just personality and they
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blinking and I love it because
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been there. When someone starts saying
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something and you're just waiting for it to finish, well,
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you're blinking. And I'm like, oh God, Meri,
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don't unhinge your jaw and swallow Janelle whole like this
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is Halloween week. She could turn into any kind of
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monster, you never know. But luckily she doesn't, thank
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God, because Janelle does follow
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And she's like, that's OK. They prepared us in fashion
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school for those kinds of clients.
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And everyone laughs. So luckily Janelle wrapped it up
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in a little humorous bow and it wasn't a takedown of Meri.
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Thank God, because I don't know that we can handle that.
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She was trying to be kind about saying it, but also we all know
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it's true so it's funny, but at the same time it's just
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reality. You can't get offended when you
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know that about yourself as well.
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Leave it to Meri to get offended about anything when she decides,
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road. So you never know.
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With her, you never know. She has a hard time expressing
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herself, honey. She sure does.
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She sure does. I was glad that it went that
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well because while she was blinking, which felt like a mini
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eternity, I was going, yeah, I've been there.
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Oh, God, oh, God. Oh, what's happening?
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And I was like, OK, Chris, it's always a little weird when I
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see myself and Meri. I have to take pause and reflect
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and genuflect, get back right with God.
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We hear this kind of thing from Janelle every now and then,
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where she starts off giving a compliment, kind of not
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backhanded compliments to the other wives.
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I've picked it up a few Times Now.
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She did it in the episode recently with Christine where
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she was trying to compliment her
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because she never thought she could be tough before.
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She kind of gets herself in these Pickles where you just
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want to say maybe stop while you're ahead.
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We get where you're going with
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being insulting. But it is kind of true.
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So yeah. We go back to the kitchen where
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Meri is now standing in front of
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through this edgy, flowy desire that she has.
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And she gestures with her hands over her waist, saying this is
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what needs to be accentuated, the smallest part of her tiny
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little waist. Then she glides her hands down
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to her hips and says, this does not.
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It's like, Oh my God, Meri. Like, she's so good.
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She's so unbelievably good. Oh my God.
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Do you think she's trying to be funny when she says this or do
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you think she thinks Sam is dumb
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where to make the dress tight and where not to I?
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Know, I just honestly don't know
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I'm like, is she saying this for
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Like what is happening here? And you know, she did talk about
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that when they went dress shopping too.
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She was all about how this shirt
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And it's like, you know, Meri,
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And like, yeah, I got it. Like you're what you're saying
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is the most basic shit. I think most women would
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understand if their waist is smaller than their hips, then
29:20
accentuate that the waist is smaller than the hips.
29:22
It's not rocket science. I mean, Christine wouldn't get
29:24
it, but everyone else would. I just feel like she could have
29:27
been trying to make a joke but
29:31
Sam would have laughed she'd have given the death glare like
29:34
it wasn't meant to be a joke. In the end it had that type of
29:39
thing going for it that I couldn't tell if she was joking
29:42
or not and I probably would have
29:45
the room thinking she was making
29:48
not. She tries to step people up for
29:51
failure though. She tries to bait people
29:54
sometimes. I think it was bait and switch
29:57
would have happened here. Oh my God, I love that.
30:01
Meri tells us that she's just at
30:04
new things and do different things.
30:06
And I'm like, OK, Mayor, she's
30:09
and it doesn't rub me the wrong way.
30:12
I just think it's funny that she's so kind of inside the box
30:15
in many ways and she has this parallel narrative of her
30:19
wanting to be edgy and different, but then also is
30:23
pretty regimented and to the book.
30:26
And so she's you know, there's a
30:29
Meri all the time because she's flip flopping in her own life
30:31
all over the place. And this is where we get a
30:34
moment from Robyn on the couch
30:37
spoken to Sam and Sam has agreed
30:41
she can do. And I'm going, what the hell
30:43
does that even mean? She hasn't even met you.
30:45
She has. I mean, she agrees that she's
30:48
going to see what she can do. And I was disappointed because I
30:52
thought here on Halloween week I
30:56
know, electrocute Robyn or throw
30:59
something because she was lying the entire time and was never
31:01
going to have a dress made. Turns out apparently she's going
31:05
to work with Sam to see what Sam
31:08
seeing her. So that's nice.
31:10
Great idea. We get some spooky transition
31:16
music. They have the best transition
31:19
music ever on the show, and we
31:25
to see Nancy. All of the adults are going to
31:30
Nancy's office to work on the family mission statement.
31:37
They are going to see their therapist to work on a family
31:41
mission statement. I can't stress that enough.
31:43
I just find it so odd. You're going to see a therapist,
31:48
you have many an issue to work
31:53
write your family mission statement for a farce of a
31:57
ceremony to put on a posture for
32:01
Like I can't with them. We're not going to therapy to
32:06
work on our real issues. Nope, Nope, Nope.
32:09
We're going to work on the family mission statement and
32:11
have Nancy, a licensed therapist, moderate the writing
32:17
of this mission statement yet again.
32:21
But they don't want to spend money on doctors for their
32:24
children, but they're spending
32:27
therapy. Yeah.
32:33
Oh, that's, you know, it's funny
32:36
even strike me in the moment as that bizarre because this
32:39
family is so fucking weird. But yeah, why on God's green
32:42
earth are you doing this with a therapist?
32:45
Especially when you know the outstanding items that you
32:47
certainly should be working on.
32:49
But I do suspect that Nancy might have connected the dots
32:53
that you just did as well when we hear from her a little later.
32:59
this, she's like, what the fuck am I?
33:01
What are they doing here? What are they doing here?
33:03
They just busted into my office.
33:05
They just kicked down my door, sat down and forced me to write
33:11
down their family mission statement in my therapy notes.
33:19
through the door and like the scary music's playing and
33:22
whatever her name is got the cigarette with the ash and it's
33:25
all scary. And Nancy's like, Oh my God, the
33:29
Oh. God.
33:30
They show a clip of the adults almost discussing, I feel like
33:58
It was bizarre. I mean, I could see at high
34:02
level where if you were going to talk about, OK, we want to talk
34:05
about child rearing and we want to talk about our interpersonal
34:08
relationships or whatever, I I could see the start of it.
34:11
But the way they were addressing it just felt almost, well, you
34:21
exercise. Like we have these parameters
34:22
and these guidelines and we've got to give supporting content
34:27
It did. It felt mechanical, like they
34:30
looked up a template on how to start doing this and that's what
34:40
She's obviously not helping here because I don't know.
34:44
I don't know. When regarding an improved
34:48
healthy lifestyle, Christine has drafted a truly scrumptious
34:52
paragraph that really moved me and she shared it with everyone
34:56
in a touching moment. She says, excuse me, I just want
35:04
physical body, we intend to return it as great as we
35:07
received it. OK.
35:10
As they're going back and forth about it, you know, and they're
35:14
kind of razzing her and Kody saying, well, you know, it was
35:21
And she's like, yes, I was serious when I wrote it.
35:24
And it's like, you were serious, Nick.
35:26
You were serious. You think that your body today
35:31
out of your mom's vagina. I mean, like, it's just a
35:35
bizarre way of putting into this framework of being healthy and
35:45
It's just bizarre. Strange.
35:47
I don't think that a family mission statement in my mind
35:52
would include your physical body.
35:54
It would have more to do with your mental emotional support
35:59
for each other. The non tangibles, so that's why
36:09
they want to touch on, like the financials, the body, I just
36:14
was a bit confused by it. I guess that's why I'm like, I
36:20
So Christine takes it very literal, talking about the
36:25
physical body, but trying to incorporate the Almighty God in
36:29
the celestial Kingdom and returning as good as we were
36:34
received here on earth. And she's trying to be poetic
36:39
and it's not working. I thought of when we would go
36:45
camping when we were younger. The campsite rule.
36:48
Leave it better than you found it.
36:50
She's. There, you cleaned up.
36:52
Leave it better than you found it.
36:53
Except for she's talking about their bodies.
36:57
It's quite something. It's very Christian.
37:01
And Kody thanks her for stimulating our thought process
37:05
with this suggestion. Stimulation.
37:07
That was another one of their words.
37:10
Man, for polygamous cult members, they really like
37:14
talking about stimulation. Absolutely.
37:16
Then they show a clip of Janelle reading what they have so far in
37:25
going to be. It's like it must be paragraphs
37:28
and paragraphs and paragraphs. It's got to be an entire full
37:32
page of copy, no double space. Just like paragraphs of shit.
37:35
Not like a sentence or two that clearly describes what you're
37:38
doing. It's like a book.
37:40
It's like the preamble to the Pledge of Allegiance.
37:43
We the people, in order to form a perfect union Jesus, they're
37:56
they have of this mission statement, we get a spotlight
37:58
moment for Robyn where she shares her feelings about what
38:05
Every time we read it, you know, I like, I get goosebumps, I get
38:13
choked up. I'm like, this is cool.
38:19
Really cool Robyn it's. Really cool.
38:24
Our family mission statement is real, real cool.
38:29
My Lanta, this woman, there's just no one like her.
38:34
No one like her. Goosebumps.
38:35
It gives her goosebumps. She gets all choked up.
38:40
It's like Robyn, just, you know, improve your posture.
38:43
You'll be fine. My God.
38:44
At least she's not hearing angels singing like Christine
38:46
does. Listen, everyone in the room is
38:49
stimulated except for Nancy, OK?
38:51
Nancy's not so stimulated. While they're chatting with
38:55
Nancy, though, they talk about
38:57
statement made to be signed by
39:01
available to put into their home
39:04
this mission statement. They have to go into detail when
39:08
describing this. I should say Robyn is the one
39:12
going into detail because leave it to her to just yap or jaw.
39:18
They describe that well. We're going to get it printed on
39:22
nice paper. We're going to put it in frames.
39:25
We're going to have four of them
39:28
four of the homes, and then we're going to sign each of
39:31
them, perhaps on a canvas, Kody says.
39:35
Why do they have to overly describe?
39:38
Yeah, we're going to get it printed and put it in frames.
39:41
Why did it have to be 10 full sentences about how that's going
39:48
I thought, surely some of these women have canvases in their
39:51
homes now. Based on Janelle and Christine's
39:57
canvas printer painting of any sort.
39:59
I know they have those tiny little pieces of word art.
40:03
But I'm going and I'm going, is this how would it even be a big
40:09
doll to get 4 canvases made now?
40:12
Unless no, it is the Browns. So Kody would probably over
40:15
complicate it and find some artisan person in like a valley
40:19
seven years in the future, 15,000 miles away.
40:21
And it would take, you know, the
40:24
things to get it. And it's like, you know, and it
40:26
isn't today, but you could just have them made and it's not a
40:30
big deal. It's just weird.
40:32
I don't get it. I don't get it at all.
40:33
I think even then you could have
40:38
to get a picture printed on a canvas.
40:41
You could have gotten a picture of this statement printed and
40:46
then printed on to canvas. The wives act like this is such
40:51
a horrible idea. A canvas?
40:53
No, a canvas is too permanent for us.
40:59
It's such a big deal to get it
41:05
no, no, we hear from Janelle. Well, if it's on canvas, what if
41:12
you ever got another wife? Then what would we do?
41:17
The ghost of fifth wife. OK, that's lame.
41:23
We couldn't just go get another one printed or add this
41:28
person's name onto the canvas.
41:33
not shitty computer paper in case we have to print another
41:38
one someday. They even reference it being
41:40
painted on a canvas. And I'm going, why does this is
41:43
where I'm thinking? They literally think it's going
41:45
to be like a masterpiece and it's like, yeah, just print it
41:47
on. It's just I don't, I do not get
41:50
these people. Even if you wanted someone to
41:52
write it in calligraphy for you.
41:53
I know people that have gotten their wedding invites done
41:58
through a calligraphist artist and it's not cheap by any means,
42:08
These people act like everything is so hard.
42:11
They have to over describe printing something and they
42:15
can't even agree on whether it should be on fancy paper or
42:21
canvas or painted or printed. Write it in your own blood for
42:28
This is the new baby decision. Fucking figure out your mission
42:33
statement. Make the difficult decision?
42:35
No. Marry Papa Vein and get it
42:39
started. Oh my God, I love it.
42:41
Write it in your own blood. I mean, that's what they should
42:43
have done if they really loved each other, that's for sure.
42:45
That that totally makes sense. Each wife could have done one
42:48
for her own home, in her own blood.
42:51
I mean, it would have been truly artistic.
42:56
And Kody takes out a little dropper and puts like one drop
43:03
little paint tray, like, Oh my God, this is going well.
43:06
Would have been great part to add to the ceremony.
43:09
It would have been truly magical, truly something, yes.
43:18
another wife, and Janelle hasn't a great rebuttal, she says.
43:21
I honestly don't foresee it coming, but you know, we never
43:29
Oh. The camera does a pan to Robyn,
43:32
and she's just sitting there, Sitting there.
43:34
She didn't look as upset as she could have.
43:37
I think she didn't look as upset as when they were in that
43:40
terribly busy restaurant in San Francisco where they couldn't
43:42
even barely function and she was, you know, scowling because
43:45
Kody was talking to his wife on a phone.
43:48
Like, my God. But it was interesting.
43:51
Maybe it was just a little drama for the effect from production,
43:54
but she was just sitting there kind of like, yeah, never saw me
44:02
Was it a jab at her? Not sure.
44:05
Not quite sure, Janelle. Well, you just brought up
44:08
Janelle does have this way of if she cared, it would be putting
44:13
So it's just like, you know, whatever.
44:14
She starts saying something and then she reigns it in, but then
44:19
she kind of says it anyway. She even says that she was
44:24
caught off guard by the idea coming into her head, but she
44:28
just thought it in the moment and so she had to say it.
44:34
OK, Kody on the couch. He's got to get serious about
44:40
this now. Kody says that he wants to put
44:52
He does not think there will be another wife.
44:56
No God. I think that Robyn would slit
44:59
his throat in his sleep if he considered getting another wife,
45:05
one after Robyn, do you? No, I think it's just that
45:09
thing, that teaser that, you know, that helpful thing for
45:13
television, basically. Maybe he's getting sick of it at
45:17
going to put it to bed. Maybe Robyn's actually getting
45:22
scenes about it. Yeah, that could be as well.
45:25
I'm just picturing after she slits his neck or his wrists or
45:28
whatever that then there's more blood for their family mission
45:34
Red Rob Red Rob writing on all their new walls in the house.
45:42
Get spooky. Well, Speaking of Spooky, Kody
45:49
another wife is destined for their family.
45:54
And then there's a long pause, and we cut back to Nancy
46:00
speaking in her office. And I love this.
46:03
This is where we get some truth from Nancy.
46:06
You know, this is where she's got something to say, she says.
46:10
You've constructed an amazing
46:12
statement with incredible values, a whole lot more of
46:16
awareness of how you want to be.
46:18
Do I think you have it all figured out?
46:22
No. But you can get the fuck out of
46:27
my office now that's what she's thinking.
46:29
And I I just was, oh, I go first of all, laughing out loud.
46:33
Laughing out loud, like brilliant moment as far as at
46:36
least editing, because then as soon as I caught my breath from
46:40
laughter, I was wondering what was the precursor to her saying
46:44
this? Like, I wonder if they wrapped
46:56
yeah, you've got a great statement here, but do you have
47:00
anything else figured out? No.
47:02
Like it's insane and she's just using her therapist voice to say
47:07
instead of the bigger picture. I'm sure that she, as a
47:11
therapist, is kind of going insane in her own mind.
47:14
Like, what am I even doing here? Are they really here to get
47:18
help? Because I'm just helping them
47:22
write project essentially, not fix their marriages, which is
47:27
what I thought I was supposed to be doing.
47:30
Yeah, Nancy, the copywriter, very well.
47:33
She's more of an editor at this point.
47:34
She's more like approved. I approve of your mission
47:38
statement, however. dot dot, dot like.
47:40
Oh my God. Oh my God.
47:42
Do we see more of her in the future?
47:44
Do they continue going to therapy?
47:46
After this, Oh yes, we get to spend plenty more time with
47:50
Nancy, Yes. OK.
47:51
And there's no implication behind what I was trying to say.
47:56
just a therapist doing her best with these fucked up people.
48:03
Meri shares that she's concerned
48:06
family after they've completed
48:09
celebration is over. I'm on the merry train here for
48:12
a second. Seems rational.
48:14
And Kody says he doesn't want to
48:17
table, which I thought, does he mean sweep it under the rug?
48:20
I think that's what the expression is.
48:22
But let's say, you know, sweeping her concerns under the
48:24
table makes sense, that she needs to own moving her mindset
48:30
to a positive, hopeful place. This exchange feels dismissive,
48:35
but I feel like I kind of understand both positions.
48:39
Like what was your take away on this?
48:41
So first of all, she doesn't fully express what her concern
48:44
is. She just says she's concerned
48:47
about what happens after. She doesn't come out and say,
48:51
I'm concerned that after all of this is said and done, we're
48:53
just going to go our separate ways.
48:55
Again. I'm concerned about our
48:57
connections being maintained after the ceremony.
49:00
No, we yet just, I'm just concerned about what's going to
49:04
happen when it's over this empty
49:09
And of course, Kody wants her to
49:12
You got to change your mindset.
49:14
It's all on you here. You're the one that's got to
49:19
change your outlook, not us. More of the same again.
49:24
And she fucking deserves it. She did it to Christine so many
49:29
times blatantly in our faces. You're getting what you're
49:32
dishing out here. You're so right.
49:34
Meri doesn't share her actual concerns.
49:36
So what are you supposed to do with it?
49:38
Because I'm going, Yeah. Why are there is an element in
49:47
maybe choosing to actually problem solve?
49:50
She can't even name what she's concerned about, so how is there
49:58
this shit. Kody's telling you to keep sweet
50:01
and it's kind of a nothing burger, but yet it's still in
50:03
the show because I guess it's what it's as deep as they get in
50:06
their conversations, I guess. If she would have gone deeper
50:09
and if she would have said, I'm concerned about us not staying
50:15
together or not keeping our relationship strong after the
50:18
ceremony, Kody never would have said you just need to change
50:21
your mindset. He would have said, well, that's
50:23
what we're working on, we'll keep working on it, which would
50:26
have even been a better conclusion than for her to
50:30
change her outlook. But she didn't give him really
50:33
anything to finish the thought
50:36
They're just so shallow with everything.
50:39
They never really go there. That's why the therapy session
50:45
pisses me off. As soon as they started and they
50:47
started with the family mission statement, they didn't start
50:50
with. We've all been so stressed out.
50:52
We're all working on parts of the ceremony and we're not
50:55
working well together and we're having trouble making
50:58
decisions. And This is why.
51:00
No, they're there writing their homework with a therapist.
51:05
Like, get your fucking shit together, people.
51:08
And then we get this half baked moment of concern.
51:15
OK, isn't that why you were just in therapy was to work on what's
51:29
work on this other thing. Instead of working on the true
51:35
the issue in front of all of our family and friends.
51:39
Yep, absolutely. It's more of the same.
51:44
It's exhausting, exhausting. You're like, I'm exhausted by
51:50
this family, God. To wrap up this scene, Kody
51:54
says. I think Nancy is pleased to have
52:00
something this wonderful. And I went holy fucking
52:05
narcissistic. Much like red flags, red flags,
52:08
yellow flags, red flags, red flags.
52:10
You are in therapy and your concern is the approval and
52:14
pleasure the therapist being pleased with you.
52:17
I mean, I am certainly no therapy expert, but I don't
52:21
think the goal of therapy is to have the therapist approval or
52:28
conversation. It's like you're there to
52:30
unearth some real truths and work on some real shit and at
52:33
times have an objective person be the mirror held up to you to
52:36
really call you out on some stuff in a non aggressive manner
52:42
understanding of therapy. Not to have the therapist go
52:45
good job I'm pleased with you. Like what the fuck even is this?
52:51
pleased with him and he did a good job.
52:54
I get the vibe that he thinks she is proud of her work with
52:58
them. Like she needs that as well from
53:01
them. Which was?
53:03
Weird to me. Oh wow, that is total, you know.
53:07
Like she's so lucky she got to
53:09
We're so great and we probably
53:12
about her position. Oh my God.
53:16
Either way, I mean both, but either way, that's like, this is
53:21
so nuts. It is so.
53:23
I'm like, I don't even know how to articulate it, but those are
53:26
like the the vibes that I got.
53:31
He just thinks in such a weird
53:34
moment for me to wrap my mind around like what he's putting
53:38
down, like what's really behind what he's saying.
53:42
It's very bizarre. He needs to actually seek some
53:46
therapy out and not be putting
53:52
He just seems so unaware that getting other people's approval
53:56
is not the most important thing in everything.
53:58
And like, if you can't connect
54:01
to you, you're going to miss so much shit.
54:03
And I just, that's why I hate to
54:06
thing because anybody that talks about Kody says he's a
54:09
narcissist. OK, well, we're not here to
54:10
diagnose anyone, but it's like literally you're worried about
54:18
approval about herself or pleased with herself.
54:20
Like, what is this take away? It is so bizarre, so bizarre.
54:24
Yeah, and that's the thing with narcissists, right?
54:28
They just are so caught up in their own world that they don't
54:34
ever seem to get the bigger picture.
54:37
And that's what we see time and time with him is that he can't
54:46
things in other than his own perspective and his own needs.
54:59
something in a different way than it's intended, like if it
55:05
But in his case, I don't think
55:07
they're that happens very much.
55:09
I think he's just that unaware of what's going on.
55:12
It's kind of strange. You hear in reality TV they ask
55:16
you to say lines in like post production if they're missing
55:20
something or missing a sound bite.
55:22
I don't get that feeling from him very often because I think
55:31
that type of person. Yeah, yeah.
55:34
Well, don't you worry everyone. We are taking a left turn like
55:44
Sam is back for the next fitting or whatever it's called of the
55:53
So is this another step between the thing and then the actual
55:57
fabric? Like do you cut the not real
56:00
fabric to make pre cuts so that you have like a test or
56:03
something? They took some of Christine's
56:05
mock tapioca pudding. They used an iron.
56:10
They smeared it out. They made fabric called mock
56:15
fabric. They draped it over Christine's
56:17
body. I think that it's like the
56:21
second layer or whatever where they make the actual.
56:25
Pattern. Where they make the pattern,
56:28
Yes, but Christine doesn't know what she's talking about.
56:31
So yeah, but they're making more.
56:33
They're making more of the pattern.
56:34
It just cracks me up like when they had try to have Christine
56:40
I know because I'm thinking in my head, I'm going there's
56:44
additional cuts, pinning and measurements happening here on
56:50
Mock up. Yeah, I'd be, I'd go in.
56:53
And so is this a phase between what we did before and the
56:57
actual fabric? I just was like, she, I didn't
57:02
God bless Christine. She's.
57:03
Just silly. And Christine has a, what I'm
57:07
going to call a garment now, not to be confused with her
57:11
undergarments that they wear as these, you know, Mormon
57:14
fundamentalist polygamist. She's wearing this thing, and it
57:24
more gorgeous. Gorgeous, darling.
57:26
And just as I was basking in Christine's beauty, Kody walks
57:34
Oh, Kody. And Christine asks him, what do
57:37
you think? And I just love this part.
57:44
I love this part so much. Oh, I love this part.
57:47
Living in a household with a mother and a father together,
57:51
going through the wild ride of marital bliss with my parents.
57:59
happens. You know, Kody's on the couch at
58:07
And all the wives are laughing.
58:09
And I thought, now as we go through this, my mind shifted a
58:13
little bit, but I went, it's so fucking true.
58:16
All of the the scenes and sitcoms about the wife getting
58:22
think? And it's just like, Oh my God,
58:27
And she's like, it doesn't look
58:29
great. What do you think?
58:29
And he's like, it looks fine. And she's like, it looks fine.
58:32
And it's like, there's no way,
58:35
And I so empathize with any man that has been in this
58:39
situation, the good men, the good men, the men I love in my
58:42
life that I, you know, they're not toxic enough to cut out,
58:45
still deal with this. And I, I, if they look at me,
58:49
I'm like, don't look at me. I don't fucking know.
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It's not. I don't know what to say, you
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know? It's literally just scraps that
58:57
are pinned on to her, too. So there was no reason for her
59:01
to even ask how it looked because it looked like a bunch
59:06
of nothing. Yeah.
59:07
Yeah. I think it's instinct sometimes
59:09
when your husband walks in and
59:12
to ask them what they think. I don't think she really thought
59:15
she would get a great answer. I don't think she was trying to
59:19
do that here. I think I only ever asked my
59:23
husband his opinion when I'm trying to figure out shoes at
59:27
the end of an outfit. Like what shoes should I wear
59:31
with this? And usually it's because we're
59:34
going out somewhere and I'm trying to decide if I want to be
59:37
a completely uncomfortable for
59:40
heels or if I want to be comfortable and wear the shorter
59:43
shoes so I get his opinion on which one looks best so that you
59:47
know I have an out. If he picks the comfy shoes for
59:50
me, I try not to even really ask
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just going to be a kind thing that he says anyway.
59:59
And so, well, this doesn't really matter to me.
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I agree with you about this example.
1:00:02
I think that Christine just kind
1:00:05
And I don't think she was trying
1:00:08
phrases that you would say, but just reminded me of the times
1:00:12
where I don't. You know we love women on this
1:00:14
podcast, even me, the leader of the manosphere.
1:00:17
Of the manosphere. You love us so much there.
1:00:19
Are times where it does feel a
1:00:23
win here, and it's not even about winning.
1:00:24
It's about no one's going to do anything right in this
1:00:27
situation, and that's where we're going.
1:00:29
It didn't have that vibe, but it
1:00:32
moment to my childhood and my mother and father and going
1:00:34
like, yeah, there was no way my dad was ever going to do any
1:00:36
right in that situation. I'm the type of person that
1:00:39
would get all the time from other people.
1:00:42
The the comment. Well, it looks good on you.
1:00:46
I wouldn't wear it, but it looks
1:00:49
So I just stopped asking people because I like I have a
1:00:52
different sense of style. So if I like it, whatever, Fuck
1:00:55
you guys. Yeah, you wouldn't wear it
1:00:57
because you're boring. Thinking about myself, I don't
1:01:00
really ask what they think about
1:01:03
haircut is. I just don't default to that.
1:01:05
I think there are other gay men where if I go out and we're
1:01:08
going to a certain event or a certain type thing, I will ask
1:01:11
if I if they feel like it's the right vibe.
1:01:14
But in general, I'm not asking
1:01:16
I look or what my clothes are,
1:01:19
shit. Like I'm just like, I'm just
1:01:20
rocking what I'm doing. So I don't really identify with
1:01:22
that. Yeah.
1:01:24
Kody says. The funny thing about validating
1:01:26
women is I can't tell. If they want the truth, I can't
1:01:31
tell. I can't tell if I'm supposed to
1:01:34
tell them what they want to hear
1:01:38
That doesn't look good. I'm sorry.
1:01:41
I was like, Oh my God, Oh my God, he says.
1:01:46
This is where I can take a note from the real man's handbook of
1:01:49
yes, she looks beautiful in it.
1:01:52
I should have just said that, but I was like, it's such a
1:01:57
blatant lie because it's scraps on your body.
1:01:59
It's. Like this?
1:02:01
Is sad and once again, I don't think she's trying to set him
1:02:03
up, but this is the whole thing probably actually going through
1:02:05
his mind is like, what the fuck do I say?
1:02:08
There's literally just scraps of fabric all over her fucking
1:02:10
body. Like Oh yeah, you look
1:02:11
beautiful. Like what?
1:02:12
Like what is he even supposed to say?
1:02:13
You look like Cinderella when her step sisters ripped the
1:02:16
dress off of her. You look great.
1:02:19
And Kody was telling us all of this on the couch, but then we
1:02:29
Really. Like, what do you think?
1:02:30
To Kody, she's at least volunteering that she's nervous.
1:02:34
her a little nervous. So what does he think?
1:02:37
And he says, you know, it needs to fit her tighter and fit her
1:02:40
better. And it's a Princess dress, It is
1:02:43
Christine, and I guess it is a
1:02:47
And then back on the couch, Christine admits.
1:02:49
You know, I knew it looked downright hideous.
1:02:51
And Christine and Janelle kind
1:02:53
giving him props for answering
1:02:56
And he cracks a joke about this man handbook and how he wishes
1:03:00
he was sitting there with all of
1:03:02
high fiving him. And then Robyn has to jump in
1:03:05
with a funny little quip. Do you want to do a little
1:03:07
impression of Robyn giving him a
1:03:10
Yeah, leave it to Robyn to pretend to be the dude and be
1:03:13
supportive of Kody in this situation.
1:03:15
And yeah, man, do the fake high 5 to her husband.
1:03:18
She's a cornball. Anything to be the cheerleader
1:03:22
for Kody, you know? Yes.
1:03:28
When we return back to the room where Sam is, Robyn is there
1:03:32
and I was wondering where America's favorite shy, pretty
1:03:36
wife was. I love her so much and I just
1:03:39
missed her. She's getting fabric scraps.
1:03:41
I guess that's what they're called.
1:03:44
Draped and pinned on her. She shares the inspiration from
1:03:47
her dress, which is a modesty friendly alternative to the
1:03:51
common St. Hore tube top and mini skirt
1:03:54
outfit she liked from the Skinny Bitch store in San Francisco.
1:03:57
Kitty Bitch store. Which is really actually a
1:04:01
fairly attractive standard dress a normal person would wear to
1:04:05
maybe church. I mean, it is at the knees that
1:04:08
might be a little short for church for some people,
1:04:11
Understandable. But when I looked at it, I
1:04:13
thought there's nothing salacious about this dress.
1:04:15
And even in the photo, I think she was wearing one of those.
1:04:18
OK, what are they called? The little jackets.
1:04:20
A little bolero jacket. She shows one photo with it off
1:04:23
and I thought, OK, you can see her arms.
1:04:25
That is a bit much for this family.
1:04:27
And then they show her with the bolero jacket.
1:04:29
And I thought, I can't believe that this wouldn't be
1:04:32
appropriate for a family commitment ceremony.
1:04:34
But you know, I guess it is what it is.
1:04:38
I don't know, trouble in paradise.
1:04:40
Showing off those knees with other men at the ceremony is not
1:04:48
I can't have anybody seeing your calves, you hussy.
1:04:52
Well, they had to pay for the houses somehow, so don't forget
1:04:56
about that. You know, you know, you know.
1:04:59
And Meri's next in this in the scrap making session with Sam
1:05:03
and she's wearing a tent. It literally looked like the
1:05:06
green tent my brothers and I would camp in in the backyard
1:05:09
when we were kids. Like this weird off green, green
1:05:17
It was a tent wrapped around her body.
1:05:20
Gross, gross fabric. And then Kody has to yell that
1:05:30
be work. They've got their work cut out
1:05:36
be anything wearable. This is so far fetched it's not
1:05:40
even funny. They are setting this girl up
1:05:43
for failure. She's setting herself up for
1:05:46
failure. She should have asked another
1:05:49
graduate, another friend from her design school to help her
1:05:52
and they could have each done 2 dresses.
1:05:54
That would have been feasible. Or dresses starting completely
1:06:03
Mccall's pattern from Jo Ann fabric.
1:06:05
It's like, what the fuck are you thinking?
1:06:08
Yeah, this is your first job out of school.
1:06:12
Kody is right. This is about to be truly
1:06:16
fucking horrific. Horrifying with a capital H
1:06:20
whore for Robyn. Oh, Robyn.
1:06:24
Just that whore Robyn. Showing off them knees.
1:06:29
Spooky knees. Yes, Oh my gosh.
1:06:32
Now don't you worry everybody. The fright is not quite over.
1:06:36
There is more to come in Part 2 of this episode.
1:06:39
That's going to drop on Thursday.
1:06:40
We are going to cut to five days before the commitment
1:06:44
celebration. Quite a cliffhanger.
1:06:45
Are the Browns going to be able to get their act together for
1:06:49
the family commitment celebration?
1:06:51
Will Nancy rejoin the family to celebrate with them?
1:06:54
I actually don't know if that happened.
1:06:57
So that was a weird thing to say.
1:06:58
But we're going to come back to you on Thursday with Part 2 of
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We're going to be scared. This is going to be scary.
1:07:10
It's going to be frightening. I am scared.
1:07:12
I'm scared for Sam. I'm so scared for Sam.
1:07:15
Let's see if she can do this. We went from scared of Sam to
1:07:21
scared for Sam real quick and I definitely am both still scared
1:07:25
of her. Also scared for her.
1:07:28
See you in 2 days.