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- 0:02Speaker 1: One kiss morning freak show bob how was your extended
- 0:05Speaker 1: labor day weekend man what'd you do uh it was
- 0:08Speaker 1: great we both went to the pirate game yeah we
- 0:11Speaker 1: went to the pirate game on uh what was that
- 0:14Speaker 1: friday night yeah yeah yeah friday night that was awesome
- 0:17Speaker 1: birthday celebration for you and bonnie yeah it was a
- 0:19Speaker 1: good time yeah i went to west virginia and saw
- 0:22Speaker 1: my daughter yeah yeah down in morgantown was it just
- 0:25Speaker 1: a a nice quick casual visit or this wasn't you
- 0:29Speaker 1: uh drinking at the morgantown bars again was it No,
- 0:32Speaker 1: it was me buying groceries for her. Oh, cool. Yeah. I, uh,
- 0:35Speaker 1: I'm also in that sort of thing too. When daughter
- 0:38Speaker 1: calls from college, he's like, I don't have any foods. Like,
- 0:40Speaker 1: all right, just get on an app and order it.
- 0:43Speaker 1: Do whatever you need to do. Nice. Yeah. It was
- 0:46Speaker 1: a grocery run, but it was good. We went to
- 0:48Speaker 1: lunch and it was fun. Yeah. That's good. Yeah. I, um, uh,
- 0:54Speaker 1: my birthday weekend was all right. It was, I think,
- 0:57Speaker 1: I I was staying home with my wife, Jamie, all weekend.
- 1:01Speaker 1: She didn't go to work all weekend because she's at
- 1:05Speaker 1: home taking care of her dad, my father-in-law. It's not, man.
- 1:10Speaker 1: He's back home because I think the last update we
- 1:12Speaker 1: gave everybody is he was at the hospital. Yeah, he's
- 1:15Speaker 1: back home now. We've been taking care of him for
- 1:17Speaker 1: just months and months and months at our house.
- 1:19Speaker 2: Man.
- 1:20Speaker 1: It's a full-time job. Dude, stuff my wife is doing
- 1:23Speaker 1: right now, superhero stuff, man.
- 1:27Speaker 3: Like.
- 1:28Speaker 1: I mean, you know what it is. I don't even
- 1:30Speaker 1: need to say it, but you know what it is.
- 1:32Speaker 1: Taking care of an older person, you know, that can't
- 1:34Speaker 1: take care of themselves. And it's just, yeah. And then
- 1:37Speaker 1: this morning, my dumb ass is getting into my Jeep. And,
- 1:43Speaker 1: you know, there was some rain and everything. And there's
- 1:45Speaker 1: like a wet area of my grass. And I'm like, oh,
- 1:49Speaker 1: I can't, I don't want to get my shoes dirty.
- 1:51Speaker 1: I opened my Jeep door and And I go to
- 1:55Speaker 1: take the biggest step ever. So, like, I got one
- 2:01Speaker 1: leg up on my Jeep. You're basically doing the splits
- 2:04Speaker 1: into the Jeep?
- 2:05Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
- 2:06Speaker 1: And then, of course, as soon as I pick my
- 2:08Speaker 1: other leg up, boom, boom, I hit my knee off.
- 2:11Speaker 1: My knee was bleeding in three different spots right now.
- 2:14Speaker 1: It's just stupid. Did you go down? No, no. That's
- 2:20Speaker 1: why my knee's bleeding in three different spots because it
- 2:23Speaker 1: was basically me hanging off a cliff this morning trying
- 2:26Speaker 1: to just get into my Jeep. It's so stupid. Just
- 2:29Speaker 1: hanging on for your life? It's so stupid. It had
- 2:32Speaker 1: to have looked so hilarious. Me just like, yeah, doing
- 2:36Speaker 1: the splits. I'm like, ah! I can't step in the mud.
- 2:42Speaker 1: I don't want to be on the wet grass. So, like,
- 2:43Speaker 1: when I got one leg up on the Jeep, I
- 2:46Speaker 1: got one leg on the grass. It's when I pull
- 2:48Speaker 1: the grass leg up that comes with me that.
- 2:50Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, I don't got it. I don't got it.
- 2:54Speaker 1: Just falling all over the place. All right. Hope everybody
- 2:57Speaker 1: had a nice Labor Day weekend. We're back at it.
- 2:59Speaker 1: And guess what? Steelers. Steelers. Steelers. Steelers are playing football
- 3:09Speaker 1: that counts this week. We will tell you how you
- 3:11Speaker 1: can win Steelers home opener tickets for Sunday against Atlanta.
- 3:16Speaker 1: Coming up next, it's Mikey and Bob. Real Pittsburgh Steelers
- 3:21Speaker 1: football's back in our life. This Sunday, the home opener
- 3:26Speaker 1: at home against Atlanta. Of course, the NFL season kicks
- 3:29Speaker 1: off tomorrow. The Seahawks take on the Patriots to kick
- 3:35Speaker 1: off the NFL season in Seattle. And then Thursday is
- 3:40Speaker 1: the Thursday night football 49ers-Rams game from Australia. And then,
- 3:45Speaker 1: of course, it's Pittsburgh Steelers time on Saturday. On Sunday. Now,
- 3:50Speaker 1: before we get into how you can win home opener tickets,
- 3:53Speaker 1: the price went up for the Steelers to pay Joey
- 3:56Speaker 1: Porter Jr. overnight. What happened there, Bob? Yeah, he made
- 3:59Speaker 1: millions overnight. Yeah. Christian Gonzalez, the other big cornerback that
- 4:04Speaker 1: was out there waiting for a new deal. Yeah, New England, right?
- 4:07Speaker 1: New England Patriot. Yeah. Which he's really good. He's a
- 4:10Speaker 1: good player. Right. New four-year deal. Oh, boy. At like
- 4:13Speaker 1: one in the morning, this was announced.
- 4:15Speaker 5: Uh-huh.
- 4:15Speaker 1: $ 102 million guaranteed. Oh, my God. Four years, $ 133 million. Yo,
- 4:21Speaker 1: why'd y'all wait? No, $ 135 million. I'm sorry. He's going
- 4:25Speaker 1: to cost so much money. Why'd you all wait? He
- 4:28Speaker 1: signed everybody else with Joey Porter Jr. Prices went up
- 4:31Speaker 1: overnight again. This guy got over $ 100 million guaranteed? Yeah.
- 4:35Speaker 1: Joey Porter Jr. ain't signing for nothing cheap. At all.
- 4:38Speaker 1: And he deserves it, too. The Steelers played themselves into
- 4:41Speaker 1: a bad place. Steelers waited for this. They paid everybody
- 4:45Speaker 1: else but Joey Porter Jr., and now his price is
- 4:47Speaker 1: just going through the absolute roof. All right, so if
- 4:50Speaker 1: you want to go see Steelers, we got home opener
- 4:53Speaker 1: tickets for Sunday. All you need to do, we've done
- 4:56Speaker 1: this before, download the free iHeartRadio app. When you're streaming
- 5:00Speaker 1: 96.1 KISS, send us a here we go Steelers message
- 5:04Speaker 1: with your name and where you're from. Maybe who you
- 5:06Speaker 1: want to take to the game. Just give us a
- 5:08Speaker 1: here we go Steelers message and you're qualified for Steelers
- 5:12Speaker 1: home opener tickets. I'll get an example here. It's our
- 5:16Speaker 1: friend Diane. This is Diane calling from Jeanette. Here we
- 5:21Speaker 1: go Steelers.
- 5:22Speaker 5: Here we go.
- 5:23Speaker 1: Here we go Steelers. Here we go.
- 5:27Speaker 4: Here we go Steelers.
- 5:28Speaker 1: Here we go.
- 5:30Speaker 4: We're all going to the Super Bowl.
- 5:32Speaker 1: The Steelers are going to make it this year.
- 5:36Speaker 6: Clap, clap, clap, clap.
- 5:37Speaker 1: Go Steelers. All right. I mean, previously she's banged pots
- 5:42Speaker 1: and pans. She's just clapping. It's that easy to enter.
- 5:45Speaker 1: Here we go. It's that easy. You can clap. You
- 5:48Speaker 1: can do whatever you want. Make the hands clap. Who's
- 5:51Speaker 1: ready for the Steelers? Make the cheeks clap. Do what
- 5:54Speaker 1: you want to do. Get hyped for the Steelers, and
- 5:57Speaker 1: you could win some Steelers tickets. Just send us a
- 6:00Speaker 1: talkback message through the free iHeartRadio app. You have until
- 6:03Speaker 1: Friday at 10 a.m. if you want Stuller tickets. Let's
- 6:14Speaker 1: get some of your talkback messages. Send them through the
- 6:16Speaker 1: free iHeartRadio app brought to us by 1T Media.
- 6:19Speaker 7: Mikey.
- 6:20Speaker 8: Hey.
- 6:21Speaker 7: Hey, man. You know what time it is.
- 6:23Speaker 5: No.
- 6:24Speaker 7: It's up to you whether or not you want to
- 6:25Speaker 7: accept this.
- 6:26Speaker 3: No.
- 6:26Speaker 7: Isaiah from Greensburg. First time caller.
- 6:29Speaker 1: Ah, it's his first time sending a message. I got
- 6:32Speaker 1: to be nice here.
- 6:33Speaker 7: I've been listening since third grade. I'm 30 years old.
- 6:35Speaker 6: Ah, geez.
- 6:36Speaker 1: He's an OG, man. He knows all about it. Can't
- 6:39Speaker 1: be mean to him, right? I have to accept his
- 6:43Speaker 1: late birthday wish, right? I think that's what he's going to.
- 6:47Speaker 7: Happy birthday, my guy.
- 6:49Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it's your first time leaving a message.
- 6:52Speaker 1: You've been listening since you were in third grade. You're
- 6:55Speaker 1: 30 now. I'll accept a late birthday message from you.
- 6:58Speaker 7: Happy belated birthday. I didn't get a chance to tell
- 7:00Speaker 7: you happy birthday. I'm going to go ahead and say
- 7:03Speaker 7: happy birthday, Bob, as well. You know we got to
- 7:05Speaker 7: get that in there.
- 7:06Speaker 1: Mine as well. Thank you. Yep, it's neither of our
- 7:09Speaker 1: birthdays today. Mine was September 3rd. Bob's is New Year's Day.
- 7:13Speaker 1: We're moving on from that, right? Let's get to another
- 7:16Speaker 1: talkback message here. Here's a familiar voice. Hey, Mikey and Bob.
- 7:20Speaker 6: I don't know if.
- 7:22Speaker 1: you recognize my voice or not but it's butt juice
- 7:25Speaker 1: kid it's man it's butt juice kid this kid called
- 7:30Speaker 1: i want to say a year or two ago and
- 7:32Speaker 1: just told us you know it was it was about
- 7:35Speaker 1: this time of pirate season when they were just out
- 7:37Speaker 1: of it and it's like all right whatever they would
- 7:39Speaker 1: just tell us the pirates are butt juice he's butt
- 7:41Speaker 1: juice kid now i don't know if i should be
- 7:44Speaker 1: proud of that or not Eh, be proud of being
- 7:47Speaker 1: butt juice kid. You know, it's unique. Yeah, I know
- 7:49Speaker 1: you're growing up and it feels weird.
- 7:51Speaker 4: It's something.
- 7:52Speaker 1: Being butt juice kid. Don't, don't, don't.
- 7:55Speaker 4: You're a legend. Don't give him a speech.
- 7:57Speaker 1: I had a question for you, Mikey. So my birthday
- 8:00Speaker 1: is September 5th. I'll be 10 years old. Oh.
- 8:02Speaker 8: And I'm still a Labor Day baby like you.
- 8:04Speaker 1: Yeah, happy birthday to you from the weekend.
- 8:08Speaker 8: Doesn't it bug you that all the other holiday babies
- 8:11Speaker 8: get their own day?
- 8:12Speaker 1: No, not really. Like, if you're a 4th of July baby,
- 8:16Speaker 1: it's always July 4th.
- 8:17Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 8:18Speaker 1: Halloween baby, October 31st. Alright, we're following you, butt juice kid.
- 8:22Speaker 1: Christmas baby, December 25th. Always. New Year's baby, January 1st. Yeah,
- 8:28Speaker 1: it's Bob's birthday, yeah. Happy birthday, Bob. By the way,
- 8:30Speaker 1: happy birthday, Bob. Yeah, yeah, buddy, thank you. Alright, butt
- 8:33Speaker 1: juice kid. But Labor Day babies? Nope, yeah. Nope! They
- 8:36Speaker 1: just move Labor Day around.
- 8:38Speaker 2: Every year like nobody's birthday matters. Then I realized Thanksgiving
- 8:42Speaker 2: babies are screwed too.
- 8:44Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 8:44Speaker 9: And that's butt juice.
- 8:46Speaker 1: It is. Mikey, I think it's time.
- 8:48Speaker 2: Labor Day babies and Thanksgiving babies need to somehow join forces.
- 8:52Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 8:52Speaker 4: You're in charge.
- 8:53Speaker 1: Uh-uh. I don't know how we're going to do it. Yeah.
- 8:55Speaker 1: I'm only 10. Okay. Butcher's kid. I'm only 10. I
- 9:00Speaker 1: love how it's just like, we got to figure this
- 9:02Speaker 1: birthday thing out. You do it. I'm only 10. And
- 9:06Speaker 1: my name is Butcher's kid. Thank you, Butcher's kid. Happy birthday.
- 9:10Speaker 1: Happy belated birthday to you. By the way, you know,
- 9:13Speaker 1: his birthday really is today. It's Wiz Khalifa's birthday today.
- 9:17Speaker 1: 39 years old, Wiz Khalifa. And something a little special
- 9:21Speaker 1: they're doing for Wiz's birthday at 8 a.m. You can
- 9:26Speaker 1: get $ 39 tickets to Wiz's upcoming show at Citizens Live
- 9:32Speaker 1: at the Wiley, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. $ 39 tickets. In
- 9:36Speaker 1: honor of his birthday. Today only for Wiz's birthday, kicking
- 9:40Speaker 1: off at 8 a.m. with the code HBDWIZ for happy birthday, Wiz.
- 9:45Speaker 1: So get yourself some $ 39 tickets to see Wiz Khalifa
- 9:49Speaker 1: today starting at 8 a.m. It's Mikey and Bob.
- 9:51Speaker 4: $ 9, 600.
- 9:53Speaker 1: Mikey and Bob podcast. At some point, you're going to
- 9:56Speaker 1: have to milk yourself and see if Heinz ketchup comes out.
- 10:06Speaker 1: It should be a pretty nice day today. Highs in
- 10:08Speaker 1: the mid-80s. We did have some, you know, some rain
- 10:12Speaker 1: and flooding over the Labor Day weekend. This is from
- 10:15Speaker 1: Instagram here. Raph the Plumber posted, this was Dad's weather report. Oh,
- 10:22Speaker 1: my God. Look, Jeff probably washed away. Is it a crick? Wow,
- 10:27Speaker 1: the crick is going.
- 10:29Speaker 2: Wow.
- 10:29Speaker 6: Wow.
- 10:30Speaker 1: The crick is going. Something about Yinzer's describing weather, man. Dad,
- 10:38Speaker 1: just sending you a video of what he's seeing.
- 10:40Speaker 5: Wow.
- 10:41Speaker 1: The crick is going. Oh, my God. Look, Jeff's probably
- 10:44Speaker 1: washed away. Washed away. Crick. Crick.
- 10:47Speaker 7: Wow, the crick is going.
- 10:49Speaker 1: Shout out to Rafa Plummer there. Wow. Wow. The crick
- 10:53Speaker 1: is going. It's a Mikey and Bob on 96, one kiss.
- 10:57Speaker 1: It is a Pittsburgh Steeler time. Everybody, the season opener,
- 11:01Speaker 1: the home opener against Tua Tungle by Loa is the
- 11:06Speaker 1: starting quarterback. Do you see that for the Atlanta Falcons?
- 11:09Speaker 1: Hasn't had a great career, has had multiple concussions. One
- 11:14Speaker 1: time his body seized up.
- 11:15Speaker 4: On him really weird.
- 11:16Speaker 1: I the field and he couldn't move. He's had a
- 11:19Speaker 1: rough career. And he gets to meet the Steelers defense
- 11:24Speaker 1: on Sunday. So, you know, all you got to do
- 11:27Speaker 1: is get on our free iHeartRadio app, send us a
- 11:29Speaker 1: talkback message, and you could win some Steelers tickets. Let's
- 11:33Speaker 1: get to this.
- 11:34Speaker 10: Hi, I'm Margie Kostelnik. I'm from West Mifflin, PA. I've
- 11:39Speaker 10: been watching the Steelers since the 70s. I love my Steelers.
- 11:44Speaker 10: And 96 Kiss, you rock.
- 11:48Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, and 96 Kiss, you rock? Hell yeah, Margie.
- 11:53Speaker 1: Hell yeah. Hey, settle down over there, bud. Let's get
- 11:56Speaker 1: to another one here. Max?
- 11:58Speaker 7: Max Ahanachor.
- 11:59Speaker 5: Max Ahanachor.
- 12:01Speaker 1: Max Ahanachor, yeah. Steelers rookie, yeah. Offensive lineman, yeah.
- 12:05Speaker 7: I keep having to say it to myself, too, Bob.
- 12:07Speaker 5: I keep messing it up in my brain.
- 12:09Speaker 1: Oh, what, has Bob screwed up Max's name before or something?
- 12:12Speaker 1: Max Ahanachor. Oh, yeah, he definitely has.
- 12:15Speaker 11: Since the first screw-up of it, of you saying his name,
- 12:20Speaker 11: all that sticks in my head is that his name
- 12:22Speaker 11: is Max Ahanachor.
- 12:23Speaker 7: Job of the hut that's what it's gotta.
- 12:26Speaker 1: Be to me okay all right i don't think max
- 12:28Speaker 1: job of the heart is a name that i want
- 12:31Speaker 1: to say to that guy's face no well a little
- 12:35Speaker 1: bit there is there is a sense of job max
- 12:38Speaker 1: job of the hut there you know like when you
- 12:40Speaker 1: listen to things in reverse that's what that sounds like
- 12:42Speaker 1: it sounds like i'm going in reverse yeah like you're
- 12:44Speaker 1: trying to say job of the hut but it's reverse
- 12:47Speaker 1: yeah yeah all right yeah let's get to uh the
- 12:50Speaker 1: rest of her message here max Jabba the Hutt.
- 12:53Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, kind of. Kind of, right?
- 12:56Speaker 1: Mac's the Jabba the Hutt. Mac's Jabba the Hutt. So
- 13:00Speaker 1: now I just think of a Star Wars character every
- 13:02Speaker 1: time instead of his real name. Thanks for that. Jabba
- 13:06Speaker 1: the Hutt.
- 13:07Speaker 5: Mac.
- 13:07Speaker 1: All right. Again, here's Max. Here's Bob trying to say
- 13:11Speaker 1: Max Hanachor's name. Max is on the hot. There you go.
- 13:14Speaker 1: All right. So all you got to do to try
- 13:16Speaker 1: to win some Steelers home openers tickets is just, you know,
- 13:19Speaker 1: send a here we go Steelers message with your name
- 13:22Speaker 1: and where you're from. I mean, it's easy.
- 13:23Speaker 5: It's.
- 13:24Speaker 1: Hi, I'm Margie. Just like Margie, man. I'm just showing
- 13:30Speaker 1: them the example.
- 13:32Speaker 10: I've been watching this.
- 13:34Speaker 1: You know, that's just the sprinkling on top of Margie's message.
- 13:38Speaker 1: She threw the credentials. It's the seventies.
- 13:42Speaker 10: I love my Steelers.
- 13:45Speaker 1: And 96Kiss, you rock. And 96Kiss, you rock. All right,
- 13:50Speaker 1: keep sending your messages in to try to win Steelers
- 13:53Speaker 1: tickets you have until Friday at 10 a.m. if you
- 13:56Speaker 1: want to go to the home opener. Hey, did you
- 13:59Speaker 1: see the guy over the weekend that was duct taped
- 14:02Speaker 1: on the plane?
- 14:03Speaker 5: Right.
- 14:04Speaker 1: You see that guy, he like lost his realtor job
- 14:06Speaker 1: and everything like that. He's like drunk and saying just
- 14:09Speaker 1: wild crap on the plane. And they duct taped him.
- 14:11Speaker 1: I didn't look for it and see what the story was,
- 14:13Speaker 1: but I did see the guy duct taped on the plane.
- 14:15Speaker 1: All right. Well, we'll get to the other guy that
- 14:18Speaker 1: was previously duct taped on a plane that made our
- 14:20Speaker 1: show for today and freak show history coming up next. Also,
- 14:23Speaker 1: we're going to do around to say something nice around seven, 10.
- 14:27Speaker 1: You got something nice to say to somebody. You got
- 14:29Speaker 1: something nice that happened in your life over the weekend
- 14:32Speaker 1: and You want to put the spotlight on somebody, send
- 14:34Speaker 1: us a talkback message through the free iHeartRadio app and
- 14:37Speaker 1: say something nice. We'll do a round of that around 710.
- 14:39Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob. We have tickets for you to
- 14:44Speaker 1: go see the sold-out role model show coming to Citizens
- 14:48Speaker 1: Live at the Wiley in October. That'll be coming up
- 14:51Speaker 1: around 830 here on 96.1 KISS. It's Mikey and Bob.
- 14:54Speaker 1: Another week at number one for Spider-Man. Brand new day.
- 14:58Speaker 1: Six weeks. At number one, Spider-Man Brand New Day is
- 15:02Speaker 1: now grossed $ 2. 4 billion worldwide. And domestically, it's about to
- 15:11Speaker 1: become the biggest movie of all time in North America.
- 15:14Speaker 1: Creeping on a billion? Yeah, it's now crossed over $ 915
- 15:18Speaker 1: million domestically. It's like $ 20 million away from Star Wars
- 15:21Speaker 1: The Force Awakens, $ 936 million. That's the highest domestic movie
- 15:26Speaker 1: of all time. Not worldwide, just North America, but... Yeah.
- 15:29Speaker 1: It's a Spider-Man brand new day is going to be
- 15:32Speaker 1: the biggest North American movie of all time. It's going
- 15:36Speaker 1: to pass that. And it's already over, you know, it's
- 15:38Speaker 1: like two and a half billion worldwide. It's just still
- 15:41Speaker 1: putting up crazy numbers. Number one, again, at the box
- 15:44Speaker 1: office for the extended Labor Day weekend, it is Mikey
- 15:47Speaker 1: and Bob here on 96 one kiss. There's a story
- 15:50Speaker 1: over the weekend, right? Uh, this guy got arrested on
- 15:54Speaker 1: a flight. He was drunk. He was just disorderly and
- 15:58Speaker 1: using racial and homophobic slurs and just being unruly. So
- 16:03Speaker 1: the passengers duct taped him to his seat until the
- 16:07Speaker 1: flight could land and he could be arrested. Now, you
- 16:12Speaker 1: may have seen the pictures and story of that guy
- 16:14Speaker 1: over the weekend. I went into our Movers Facebook group, Bob.
- 16:19Speaker 1: Some of the wonderful people who listen to our show
- 16:22Speaker 1: all the time, they have started their own Facebook group
- 16:24Speaker 1: called Movers. And I posted a picture and I said,
- 16:27Speaker 1: does anybody remember the guy who was making noises like Chewbacca?
- 16:32Speaker 1: A few people responded that they didn't remember. So I'm like,
- 16:36Speaker 1: all right, well, all time class today in freak show
- 16:39Speaker 1: history is suit. I'm telling you, once you hear this,
- 16:42Speaker 1: you will not be able to look at that guy
- 16:45Speaker 1: duct taped on a plane ever again and not think
- 16:48Speaker 1: of the noises I'm about to play you for today
- 16:50Speaker 1: in freak show history here. Today in Freak Show History.
- 16:57Speaker 12: Today in Freak Show History.
- 17:05Speaker 1: All right, so the incident that just happened was a
- 17:07Speaker 1: guy going from Dallas to New Jersey, first class. He
- 17:12Speaker 1: started shouting and getting unruly. Now, years ago, and then,
- 17:16Speaker 1: you know, passengers duct taped him. Years ago, the same
- 17:20Speaker 1: thing happened. Now, I don't see video of the other guy,
- 17:24Speaker 1: but there was video of this guy who was also
- 17:27Speaker 1: duct taped on a plane because he was too drunk
- 17:29Speaker 1: on the flight, and this is what it sounded like. Whoa.
- 17:32Speaker 5: Whoa. Whoa.
- 17:40Speaker 1: You hear the guy saying this guy's gonna be in
- 17:41Speaker 1: jail for a long time, but they just started taking
- 17:44Speaker 1: video of him, and dude, he's making Chewbacca noises. This
- 17:46Speaker 1: guy's gonna be in.
- 17:52Speaker 4: Jail for a long time.
- 17:54Speaker 1: Bad drunk.
- 17:56Speaker 4: Oh, he's just kind of moaning. It's kind of like
- 18:03Speaker 4: sloth from Goonies, too.
- 18:04Speaker 1: It is. You know, you never want to be that
- 18:16Speaker 1: drunk ever to where you're just in air taped up.
- 18:19Speaker 1: The guy. Sound like Chewbacca. You never want to be
- 18:22Speaker 1: drunk enough where you're duct tape making Chewbacca noises. It's
- 18:29Speaker 1: a cry for help right there. Send your talkback messages
- 18:36Speaker 1: in through the free iHeartRadio app with your name, where
- 18:39Speaker 1: you're from. And here we go, Steelers. You are qualified
- 18:43Speaker 1: for Steelers home opener tickets Sunday against the Falcons. It
- 18:46Speaker 1: is Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. You can
- 18:50Speaker 1: listen to our Mikey and Bob podcast every day on
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- 18:55Speaker 1: Harper Auto Group. If you're out near the Connellsville area today,
- 19:00Speaker 1: Steelers wide receiver, Ben Skoronek's going to be out at
- 19:04Speaker 1: Connellsville at Seaharper Auto Group. Ben Skoronek day. Yeah, 3.30
- 19:08Speaker 1: to 4.30, go see Ben Skoronek and wish him luck. Man,
- 19:13Speaker 1: he was hilarious on Cam's podcast with Mason Rudolph. Yeah,
- 19:17Speaker 1: really good. Go see Ben Skoronek today out at Seaharper
- 19:19Speaker 1: Auto Group in Connellsville. From 3.30 to 4.30. And Bob,
- 19:24Speaker 1: it's time to get to some Say Something Nice right now.
- 19:27Speaker 1: This is where you just send in your talkback messages
- 19:30Speaker 1: of positivity and say something nice.
- 19:34Speaker 4: We say something nice. Say something nice.
- 19:39Speaker 11: Hey, Ram Bam and Jeep Beep.
- 19:41Speaker 1: Okay. Ram Bam and Jeep Beep. Good. Solid, solid nicknames
- 19:46Speaker 1: for us there.
- 19:47Speaker 11: This is Rosalie with an IE.
- 19:48Speaker 4: Just awesome.
- 19:50Speaker 11: By to say something nice. I just want to say
- 19:53Speaker 11: thank you to my mechanics. They have single-handedly kept my
- 19:57Speaker 11: 14-year-old Jeep Wrangler safely on the road. She's there today
- 20:03Speaker 11: getting looked at. And I just wanted to say thanks
- 20:05Speaker 11: to them. And also thanks to my husband. Who let
- 20:08Speaker 11: me drive his truck to work.
- 20:09Speaker 1: Okay, yeah. Ooh, wee.
- 20:13Speaker 4: Say something nice. Say something nice.
- 20:16Speaker 1: Good morning, boys. Hey. It's Mama Jules here calling from Orlando.
- 20:21Speaker 5: Oh.
- 20:21Speaker 1: Hey, I wanted to do a ooh, wee. Ooh. Say
- 20:26Speaker 1: something nice. Come on.
- 20:27Speaker 5: Say something nice.
- 20:28Speaker 1: Oh, you want to do it?
- 20:33Speaker 4: Say something nice. Say something nice.
- 20:36Speaker 5: To Mills on the Mount.
- 20:38Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. We love Mills on the Mount. One of
- 20:40Speaker 1: our best listeners. She has made an entire Facebook group
- 20:43Speaker 1: called The Moobers, where if you're a fan of the show,
- 20:46Speaker 1: you can connect with other fans of the show.
- 20:48Speaker 5: For making the Moobers Facebook page.
- 20:51Speaker 1: There it is.
- 20:52Speaker 9: It is so unbelievably cool to see everybody from the
- 20:56Speaker 9: show in that group.
- 20:57Speaker 5: And I think she deserves a big round of applause.
- 20:59Speaker 1: I say something nice. Okay.
- 21:04Speaker 4: Say something nice. Say something nice.
- 21:07Speaker 7: Mikey, Bob, Troy here.
- 21:09Speaker 3: Hey.
- 21:09Speaker 12: Mikey, I know you've had a lot of mental battles
- 21:12Speaker 12: in time, and I hope you're doing well. And this
- 21:14Speaker 12: is for anybody else that is going through a mental battle.
- 21:19Speaker 1: Yeah, mental battle. Yeah, yeah. It's... Yeah, a lot of
- 21:23Speaker 1: us go through stuff, you know. That's why you got
- 21:26Speaker 1: to be nice to everybody because you don't know who's
- 21:28Speaker 1: going through stuff and who isn't going through stuff. And
- 21:31Speaker 1: then if you, you know, say the wrong thing or
- 21:33Speaker 1: you're mean to a person who's going through bad stuff
- 21:37Speaker 1: on that day, you're going to get a really bad
- 21:39Speaker 1: reaction because you were bad to the person who's going
- 21:41Speaker 1: through bad. Just be nice to people.
- 21:43Speaker 7: Anxiety, anything like that. This is a fact. In any battle,
- 21:48Speaker 7: as long as you.
- 21:51Speaker 7: Don't just hold over and give up. You will win
- 21:54Speaker 7: the battle. Oh, yeah.
- 21:56Speaker 1: Some are fast.
- 21:57Speaker 7: Some are long. But as long as you keep fighting,
- 22:02Speaker 7: you will win one day. Just never forget that. All right,
- 22:06Speaker 7: catch up later.
- 22:07Speaker 1: Hey, shout out to Troy here with a positive message there.
- 22:10Speaker 1: You're going through stuff, you know, taking minute by minute,
- 22:13Speaker 1: hour by hour, day by day. You'll get through it. Oh, wee!
- 22:20Speaker 4: Say something nice. Say something nice. All right.
- 22:23Speaker 1: It's best friend, Nicole here.
- 22:24Speaker 3: Mike and Bob, best friend, Nicole. This message is really
- 22:26Speaker 3: for buttons. I know that they call to wish you
- 22:30Speaker 3: a good morning and sing to you guys, but that
- 22:34Speaker 3: song is like lives rent free in my head. And
- 22:37Speaker 3: now I sing it to my daughter whenever I wake
- 22:39Speaker 3: her up on the early mornings where I have to
- 22:41Speaker 3: go to work and she has to go to school.
- 22:43Speaker 1: So thanks for that beautiful song.
- 22:45Speaker 3: Um, It's a really sweet way to start the day.
- 22:48Speaker 1: The Buttons Good Morning song? Yeah, it's the Buttons Good
- 22:51Speaker 1: Morning song. Yeah, a wonderful listener named Buttons usually calls
- 22:54Speaker 1: and sings this.
- 22:55Speaker 4: Good morning, good morning.
- 22:59Speaker 13: Mikey and to Bob, good morning.
- 23:01Speaker 1: Good morning to you. That's Buttons. Good morning.
- 23:05Speaker 2: Good morning.
- 23:06Speaker 4: Best station in the bird.
- 23:08Speaker 1: Good morning.
- 23:09Speaker 3: Good morning to you.
- 23:11Speaker 1: There goes Buttons. All right. Mike McCarthy and what's going
- 23:16Speaker 1: on with Joey Porter Jr. since we're just a couple
- 23:19Speaker 1: days away now. From the start of Steelers season, we'll
- 23:24Speaker 1: have Mike McCarthy doing his meows coming up around 725.
- 23:28Speaker 1: Also got sold out tickets for you to go see
- 23:31Speaker 1: Role Model at Citizens Live at the Wiley around 830.
- 23:34Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob.
- 23:35Speaker 13: 96.1.
- 23:36Speaker 1: Kiss. We'll get to Steelers head coach Mike McCarthy talking
- 23:42Speaker 1: about Joey Porter Jr. coming up next. It's Mikey and
- 23:45Speaker 1: Bob on 96.1 KISS. Let's get to a talkback message
- 23:47Speaker 1: brought to us by One Team Media.
- 23:49Speaker 6: Hey, Mikey and Bob. It's Teacher Steve from Mars. Haven't
- 23:51Speaker 6: checked in in a while. I'm currently standing in Tomorrowland
- 23:55Speaker 6: at Magic Kingdom in Walt Disney World. Oh, gee.
- 23:58Speaker 1: He's at Disney World.
- 23:59Speaker 6: I was on a Disney cruise.
- 24:00Speaker 1: Wow.
- 24:02Speaker 6: Realized I forgot your birthday, Mikey. I'm terribly sorry. I'll
- 24:05Speaker 6: make it up to you at Stuff-A-Bus.
- 24:06Speaker 1: It's over.
- 24:07Speaker 6: Hope you guys are doing well.
- 24:08Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 24:09Speaker 4: Hope everything's going good.
- 24:10Speaker 6: And happy birthday, Mikey.
- 24:12Speaker 1: No.
- 24:12Speaker 6: Oh, and before I forget, the most important thing. Happy birthday, Bob.
- 24:16Speaker 1: Okay. Love you guys. Bye.
- 24:17Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 24:18Speaker 1: I'm not accepting any more birthday wishes because it's not
- 24:21Speaker 1: my birthday. That was September 3rd. Bob's birthday is also
- 24:25Speaker 1: New Year's Day. What an adventure, man. Disney Cruise straight
- 24:27Speaker 1: to Disney Park. Thinking about us, too. Thinking about us.
- 24:31Speaker 1: Let's get to Mike McCarthy. As you know, the Steelers
- 24:34Speaker 1: start their season on Sunday at home against the Falcons.
- 24:38Speaker 1: We get like real NFL football tomorrow. The season kicks
- 24:41Speaker 1: off on a Wednesday. New England at Seattle. So that's
- 24:46Speaker 1: the NBC kickoff game there. And then Thursday night. Thursday
- 24:50Speaker 1: night football from Australia.
- 24:52Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 24:53Speaker 1: 49ers and Rams. So football's back in our life. Steelers
- 24:58Speaker 1: are playing at home. It's good that we get the
- 25:00Speaker 1: season opener at home for a change. Feels like we
- 25:03Speaker 1: never get that. Feels like Steelers are always starting on
- 25:07Speaker 1: the road. But of course, we're giving away some Steelers tickets.
- 25:10Speaker 1: All you got to do is send us a talkback
- 25:12Speaker 1: message with your name, where you're from, and give us
- 25:14Speaker 1: a here we go Steelers or just tell us who
- 25:17Speaker 1: you want to take to the game and You got
- 25:20Speaker 1: a chance at Steelers tickets. Just do that before Friday
- 25:22Speaker 1: at 10 a.m. for your chance at Steelers tickets. Let's
- 25:25Speaker 1: get to Steelers head coach Mike McCarthy, though. He was
- 25:30Speaker 1: asked the question. Everybody wants to know, is Joey Porter
- 25:34Speaker 1: going to play when the season opens for the Steelers
- 25:38Speaker 1: on Sunday? I hope so. Yeah. So obviously.
- 25:42Speaker 8: Just keep working him.
- 25:44Speaker 1: I'd put him in a ramp up mode. Are you
- 25:47Speaker 1: game planning for Atlanta with the expectation that he is
- 25:51Speaker 1: going to play Sunday?
- 25:52Speaker 8: Well, we're game planning for Atlanta for expecting everybody to play.
- 25:55Speaker 8: We want to use the resources. I know we're new
- 25:59Speaker 8: at this. I have a board, and all healthy names
- 26:03Speaker 8: are on the board. You have projections of what your
- 26:06Speaker 8: 48 are going to be. We've got to really probably
- 26:10Speaker 8: set our jaw Wednesday and Thursday.
- 26:13Speaker 1: He's got a board, everybody. He does. Mike McCarthy's got
- 26:16Speaker 1: a board. Then he was asked, Mike McCarthy, hey, what
- 26:20Speaker 1: if Joey can't play? What if he's just like, no,
- 26:23Speaker 1: I need a new deal. I'm not going to go
- 26:26Speaker 1: out there and snap my leg off and then have
- 26:29Speaker 1: no money right like what if joey can't play.
- 26:31Speaker 8: We'll see what happens negotiations though it's a business that's
- 26:36Speaker 8: yeah that's he's definitely business conversations going.
- 26:39Speaker 1: On there's business conversations going on and we'll see what
- 26:42Speaker 1: happens he's got no answers about joey porter jr they're
- 26:45Speaker 1: planning for him to play of course but as we
- 26:49Speaker 1: know sometimes uh Players can just be like, hey, you're
- 26:53Speaker 1: not treating me right. Look at everybody else getting a
- 26:55Speaker 1: bunch of money. What have I done to make you mad?
- 26:58Speaker 1: And it made things a lot more difficult overnight for
- 27:02Speaker 1: the Steelers. Christian Gonzalez, who is another cornerback for the Patriots,
- 27:06Speaker 1: got four years, $ 135 million with $ 102 million guaranteed. Joey Porter,
- 27:14Speaker 1: not going to get that much, but he's going to
- 27:16Speaker 1: get somewhere pretty close to it. The price keeps going
- 27:20Speaker 1: up for the Steelers. Now here is a Mike McCarthy
- 27:24Speaker 1: talking about, you know, Hey, they opened the season at home.
- 27:28Speaker 1: There's some people who have not played in you know,
- 27:32Speaker 1: in front of a regular season home crowd at Akershire?
- 27:36Speaker 1: How does he get the players fired up for that
- 27:38Speaker 1: who don't know all about, you know, Pittsburgh and the
- 27:42Speaker 1: Steelers and what it's going to be like?
- 27:44Speaker 8: Well, I think history is important. I think there's nothing
- 27:47Speaker 8: like the history of the, city of Pittsburgh and the
- 27:50Speaker 8: Pittsburgh Steelers. So spent some time on that today. Hopefully
- 27:54Speaker 8: it resonated with the players. But yes, I think it
- 27:58Speaker 8: is important to put your best foot forward and try
- 28:00Speaker 8: to make a first impression. But at the end of
- 28:03Speaker 8: the day, I've done this long enough. The most important
- 28:04Speaker 8: thing is to win the game. Whether we got to
- 28:07Speaker 8: kick them. You know, win whenever we need to win.
- 28:12Speaker 8: You need to stack wins.
- 28:13Speaker 1: Hold on one second. Hold on. Did he meow after
- 28:16Speaker 1: it too? He did. He did. Mike McCarthy. He threw
- 28:19Speaker 1: the brakes on a meow. He's like, I don't know
- 28:21Speaker 1: what to do. You know, in my experience, all that
- 28:24Speaker 1: matters is winning. And then he just, you know, just.
- 28:28Speaker 1: At the end of the day, I've done this long enough.
- 28:30Speaker 1: The most important thing is to win the game. Okay.
- 28:31Speaker 1: Most important things to win the game. We know that.
- 28:34Speaker 1: But then listen to what head coach Mike McCarthy says
- 28:37Speaker 1: after that.
- 28:37Speaker 8: You know, whether we got to kick them, you know.
- 28:41Speaker 8: You know, whether we like kick them.
- 28:44Speaker 1: Kick them. Kick them. He stopped himself after that because
- 28:47Speaker 1: he's like, I.
- 28:48Speaker 8: Don't know where I'm going with this. You know, whether
- 28:50Speaker 8: we got to kick them, you know. You know, win
- 28:53Speaker 8: it however we need to win it. You need to
- 28:56Speaker 8: stack wins.
- 28:57Speaker 1: All right. Stack wins, Mike McCarthy, starting on Sunday. If
- 29:00Speaker 1: you want to win. You what, Merrill? Kick them, Steelers.
- 29:03Speaker 4: Kick them.
- 29:04Speaker 1: Merrill. You all win some Steelers tickets. Send us a
- 29:07Speaker 1: talkback message through the free iHeartRadio app. It's Mikey and Bob.
- 29:13Speaker 1: Just want to prepare everybody. If you're going to the
- 29:17Speaker 1: arena tonight for Casey Musgraves, get ready to see those
- 29:23Speaker 1: big balls. Beautiful. Shiny balls. Oh, my gosh. The balls
- 29:28Speaker 1: are in Pittsburgh right now, dude. Shiny balls are in Pittsburgh.
- 29:32Speaker 1: She does float over the crowd on them. Yeah, it
- 29:34Speaker 1: looks like uh a pair of shiny truck nuts and
- 29:37Speaker 1: casey musgraves uh gets up there and floats on a
- 29:41Speaker 1: like disco ball truck nuts she should hang some terrible
- 29:44Speaker 1: towels off them man some zambeli fireworks shoot shooting off
- 29:51Speaker 1: them let's do it you know drone show all of
- 29:55Speaker 1: it bring the bellies in hey casey musgrave is gonna
- 29:59Speaker 1: be riding on Mirrorball Truck Nuts tonight. Casey Musgraves rules, man.
- 30:05Speaker 1: Have fun at the show if you're going to the
- 30:07Speaker 1: show tonight. It's Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. Bob,
- 30:11Speaker 1: it's time to get to the Pittsburgh Police Scanner account.
- 30:14Speaker 1: Check in what happened over Labor Day weekend. Again, if
- 30:17Speaker 1: you don't know the Pittsburgh Police Scanner, they have their
- 30:19Speaker 1: own website, pgh-scanner.com. This ain't official or anything like that.
- 30:24Speaker 1: It's just a couple people who listen to the scanner
- 30:26Speaker 1: and then report on what is happening.
- 30:29Speaker 4: In and around our city.
- 30:33Speaker 1: North Shore. Hmm. Hinesfield. Caller says even though it's free admission,
- 30:37Speaker 1: people are jumping the fence to get in to Ribfest. Okay.
- 30:43Speaker 1: Is this your first Rib Fest, everybody? We were jumping
- 30:47Speaker 1: the fence. I see people out here jumping the fence.
- 30:49Speaker 4: Free admission.
- 30:51Speaker 1: You can't just get there. I've got to get a
- 30:53Speaker 1: line for the ribs for jumping the fence. You know
- 30:56Speaker 1: the police barriers and they didn't want to walk around
- 30:59Speaker 1: all the way. But you called the police? The police
- 31:03Speaker 1: were supposed to come? Yeah, listen, don't jump the fence.
- 31:06Speaker 1: But also, don't call the cops on people jumping the
- 31:09Speaker 1: fence at Ribfest. It's free for everybody. Also happening in
- 31:13Speaker 1: and around our city. The radio traffic this morning indicates
- 31:19Speaker 1: police are still finding areas with bad water and lines down.
- 31:22Speaker 1: They're trying to get to major intersections, plus some old
- 31:25Speaker 1: guys stripping on East Carson Street. So that one started
- 31:31Speaker 1: off with, hey, there's still storm-like debris and power out,
- 31:37Speaker 1: lines down. That guy found a puddle over there on
- 31:40Speaker 1: East Carson Street and just have a puddle dance off. Plus,
- 31:44Speaker 1: some old guy is currently stripping on East Carson Street
- 31:48Speaker 1: in the south side. That is what was going on.
- 31:52Speaker 1: How old, dude? He doesn't say. He just says he's
- 31:55Speaker 1: an older guy. Also happening in and around our city
- 31:58Speaker 1: through the eyes of the Pittsburgh Police Scanner, Point Breeze.
- 32:04Speaker 1: Lexington Street. Caller says a naked guy's playing around in
- 32:09Speaker 1: the parking lot. Police arrived and described the naked man
- 32:13Speaker 1: dancing hard. That's what it said. What a description. It
- 32:17Speaker 1: says dancing hard. Wow. I don't know what kind of moves. Hard.
- 32:21Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of moves he was doing
- 32:25Speaker 1: in the parking lot, but the Pittsburgh police scanner described
- 32:29Speaker 1: the naked man in Point Breeze as dancing hard. Does
- 32:34Speaker 1: that make the police report? You got to. We respond
- 32:38Speaker 1: to the situation. Yeah, you got to write in the report.
- 32:41Speaker 1: Saw him dancing. Also.
- 32:43Speaker 6: H-A-R-D.
- 32:44Speaker 1: This is not regular dancing he's doing. This is hard dancing.
- 32:49Speaker 1: One more here. Also happening in and around our city.
- 32:52Speaker 4: Spring Hill.
- 32:53Speaker 1: Uh-huh. Caller said a woman stuck in a hole out back. Oh, no.
- 32:58Speaker 4: Police got her out.
- 33:00Speaker 1: They say... She's a little intoxicated and a little banged up. Hey,
- 33:06Speaker 1: you wandered into a sinkhole?
- 33:10Speaker 4: You know what?
- 33:11Speaker 1: Happens. All banged up and just fell down the hole? Listen,
- 33:15Speaker 1: it happens. Having a couple drinks. Hanging out with some people.
- 33:20Speaker 1: Fall down a mysterious hole in the backyard.
- 33:22Speaker 6: Eh.
- 33:24Speaker 1: Send the cops to get her out. No, don't send
- 33:26Speaker 1: the cops. Send that guy from Carson Street that was
- 33:28Speaker 1: dancing naked in the puddles. He's got a pole that
- 33:31Speaker 1: can come bring his friend that's dancing hard. All right,
- 33:36Speaker 1: we're going to lower a pole down for you. All right.
- 33:39Speaker 1: We're going to get you out of this hole. This
- 33:42Speaker 1: is going to sound weird, but no authorities are here.
- 33:45Speaker 1: We just got a naked dancing guy. We're professionals. Hold on, though.
- 33:49Speaker 1: He's dancing hard, though. Just grab on.
- 33:52Speaker 4: We'll pull you out.
- 33:53Speaker 1: That's what's happening in and around our city.
- 33:57Speaker 4: Ding!
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- 34:53Speaker 4: You'll make the show.
- 34:58Speaker 1: Four years on our show, we've been covering weird things
- 35:02Speaker 1: that happened down in the state of Florida. And also
- 35:05Speaker 1: anytime somebody gets like naked and gets arrested. Yeah, we
- 35:08Speaker 1: have a Florida naked Waldo situation. We will get to
- 35:14Speaker 1: that coming up next year. on 96 one kiss it
- 35:17Speaker 1: is mikey and bob right now let's get to another
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- 35:26Speaker 12: Hey i'm pretty behind on podcasts right now i got
- 35:29Speaker 12: like an 18 hour move this weekend and so i
- 35:32Speaker 12: just wanted to give myself a little shout out while
- 35:34Speaker 12: i'm driving hey bud you're doing pretty good you're almost
- 35:38Speaker 12: there just you and the dogs family in the other
- 35:40Speaker 12: car hey you can do it Wow.
- 35:43Speaker 1: Just put on some tunes, put on some podcasts.
- 35:45Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 35:45Speaker 1: You'll get there. That's a nice message to himself. Yeah, yeah.
- 35:51Speaker 1: An 18-hour drive. Where can you get if you drive
- 35:55Speaker 1: 18 hours? Where does 18 hours take you? From Pittsburgh?
- 36:00Speaker 1: How far can you get in 18 hours? What is that,
- 36:02Speaker 1: like middle of Texas, something like that? I don't know.
- 36:05Speaker 1: It seems like it. 18 hours seems like halfway across
- 36:08Speaker 1: the country. West Coast someplace? Yeah, maybe. All right. Hey,
- 36:11Speaker 1: good luck with your long drive this weekend. Hopefully our
- 36:14Speaker 1: podcast can... You know, make it a little bit better.
- 36:17Speaker 1: Let's get to another message here. Mikey, Bob, Matt, Bridgeville.
- 36:21Speaker 6: Hey.
- 36:22Speaker 9: Hey, I'm just catching up on the podcast here. Got
- 36:24Speaker 9: to the exclusive butt sniffer.
- 36:27Speaker 1: The butt sniffer story won't die. This guy's done this
- 36:31Speaker 1: like a few times out in California. He goes to
- 36:34Speaker 1: a store. Then he bends down like he's looking at
- 36:36Speaker 1: shells or something like, oh, what's down here? And then
- 36:39Speaker 1: he just sniffs people's butts, okay? We had the butt
- 36:43Speaker 1: sniffer report last week on the show. The man, the
- 36:46Speaker 1: so-called butt sniffer, is apparently under arrest again. Yeah, he's
- 36:50Speaker 1: been arrested a few times for it out in California.
- 36:53Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's right, meow. Okay, all right, meow.
- 36:56Speaker 9: How do we know this guy wasn't just sniffing for
- 36:58Speaker 9: information like dogs do? He's at the CVS there.
- 37:03Speaker 1: No, it's not. I know this person. Give me a
- 37:06Speaker 1: quick sniff.
- 37:07Speaker 5: No.
- 37:07Speaker 1: Oh, man, that's Mikey. No. I'm just throwing that out there, meow. No,
- 37:11Speaker 1: that's not how this works. We do not have to
- 37:14Speaker 1: sniff around back like dogs and cats do. My cats, dude,
- 37:18Speaker 1: will not stay out of each other's butts. Well, because
- 37:22Speaker 1: I got eight cats. So I think like, you know.
- 37:25Speaker 1: A train of butt sniffers?
- 37:27Speaker 4: Well, I got eight cats.
- 37:29Speaker 1: Half of them are all black, so they sort of
- 37:32Speaker 1: look the same, right? So there is just, it's constant
- 37:36Speaker 1: butt sniffing at my house. I mean. It's just a
- 37:39Speaker 1: little hello. Could cats identify themselves without sniffing? Like, do
- 37:43Speaker 1: they do? I don't know. I'm asking you like this.
- 37:46Speaker 1: I feel like they know. I feel like they know.
- 37:49Speaker 1: Cat expert. I feel like they know, but just to
- 37:51Speaker 1: make sure they go around back and it's not just,
- 37:54Speaker 1: it's not a greeting of what's your name. It's more
- 37:57Speaker 1: so like. What have you been up to? You know,
- 38:00Speaker 1: like if me and you were cats, do you get
- 38:02Speaker 1: confused by any of your cats? Do some of them
- 38:04Speaker 1: look the same where you got a question? Just like, well, no, see,
- 38:07Speaker 1: I've been around them long enough now. I know their personalities.
- 38:11Speaker 1: So when I see, like, I know who, I didn't
- 38:13Speaker 1: know if they looked like almost identical. The black ones
- 38:16Speaker 1: kind of do, but the two, uh, smaller black cats, the,
- 38:20Speaker 1: the girl cats, they sort of are on their own.
- 38:23Speaker 1: And then the two boy black cats, they're like a
- 38:25Speaker 1: little bit bigger and everything. Did you just imagine if
- 38:28Speaker 1: I came in here like after a long Labor Day
- 38:31Speaker 1: weekend and go, hey, how was your weekend? You just go, yeah,
- 38:34Speaker 1: it was fine. And then I just go, what'd you eat?
- 38:37Speaker 4: You know, it'd be weird.
- 38:39Speaker 1: It'd be weird. Let me see where you've been.
- 38:40Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 38:41Speaker 1: Heard you went down to visit your daughter in Morgantown.
- 38:44Speaker 1: Let me smell that West Virginia cooking. Yeah, it'd be weird, man.
- 38:49Speaker 1: It'd be weird. So, see, that's why when you get
- 38:52Speaker 1: down to sniff people's butts in public. Yeah, you go
- 38:54Speaker 1: to jail. Yeah, you do. You go to jail. Did
- 38:59Speaker 1: you see they did the early Emmy Awards over the weekend?
- 39:03Speaker 1: Like the Super Bowl halftime show with Bad Bunny won
- 39:06Speaker 1: a bunch of Emmys. The Muppet Show. Sabrina Carpenter won
- 39:10Speaker 1: an Emmy for that. And did you see Louie from
- 39:14Speaker 1: The Pit, right? oh yeah let's clap for louis louis
- 39:19Speaker 1: got his moment man ernest harden jr wins outstanding guest
- 39:24Speaker 1: actor in a drama series for his performance as Louie
- 39:28Speaker 1: on The Pit. It's Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS.
- 39:32Speaker 1: There's always weird things happening down in the state of Florida.
- 39:34Speaker 1: You should know this if you've been listening to the
- 39:36Speaker 1: show long enough. And sometimes people just, you know, maybe
- 39:39Speaker 1: get hold of the wrong stuff and get naked. And
- 39:42Speaker 1: we do naked stories on the show. Well, sometimes it's
- 39:46Speaker 1: the best or worst of both worlds. It is time
- 39:49Speaker 1: for a naked Florida story.
- 39:51Speaker 4: Here we go. Attention all listeners of the freak show.
- 39:55Speaker 4: It's time to travel to the sunshine state.
- 39:57Speaker 6: That's right.
- 39:59Speaker 4: It happened again.
- 40:00Speaker 1: It's another Florida story. Down to Florida we go. This
- 40:04Speaker 1: is in St. Petersburg. Investigators say a 31-year-old woman named
- 40:09Speaker 1: Alea Waldo. All right, so her last name's Waldo. Was
- 40:14Speaker 1: observed by police and civilian witnesses laying down on a
- 40:19Speaker 1: wooden pallet completely fully naked without any clothes on. Listen.
- 40:25Speaker 1: A naked round of where's Waldo? Only in Florida. And
- 40:29Speaker 1: you can't just be laying on a pallet if you're
- 40:31Speaker 1: playing Naked Wears Waldo. You get splinters.
- 40:33Speaker 4: Jeez.
- 40:34Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh. Whipping your Waldo out. Splinters in the front, too?
- 40:38Speaker 1: What happened? You know, booby splinters. You don't want that.
- 40:42Speaker 1: You don't want butt splinters, either. No, no.
- 40:46Speaker 4: Naked laying on wood.
- 40:48Speaker 1: Wood.
- 40:49Speaker 4: Wood.
- 40:50Speaker 1: All right i gotta watch the wood talk here on
- 40:52Speaker 1: this story here but she's on a pallet laying naked
- 40:56Speaker 1: on a wooden pallet it just doesn't seem why wouldn't
- 40:59Speaker 1: you just pick the ground at that point i know
- 41:01Speaker 1: the aesthetic man i don't know she was going for
- 41:04Speaker 1: a vibe yeah she was naked when confronted by police
- 41:08Speaker 1: uh naked waldo told florida cops that she just wanted
- 41:13Speaker 1: to feel good okay You know, the cops got to ask.
- 41:19Speaker 4: They got to ask.
- 41:20Speaker 1: They got to ask what's going on. Sometimes they don't
- 41:22Speaker 1: want the answer, but they got to ask, why are
- 41:24Speaker 1: you naked laying on a pallet? When you find naked Waldo.
- 41:28Speaker 1: Just want to feel good. You know, there she is.
- 41:31Speaker 1: Where's Waldo? Found her. She'll be the one without clothes on.
- 41:37Speaker 1: You think this was some weird Florida police training? Just
- 41:39Speaker 1: wanting to feel good. All right. Before you become a
- 41:42Speaker 1: Florida cop, you've got to win. Where's Waldo? We got this.
- 41:46Speaker 4: We got one lady down here.
- 41:48Speaker 1: Last name's Waldo. All we got to do is give
- 41:51Speaker 1: her a call and she'll be naked somewhere in the city.
- 41:54Speaker 1: You got to find her before. First one to find her.
- 41:58Speaker 1: If we get 10 phone calls saying there's a naked lady,
- 42:01Speaker 1: you're out.
- 42:02Speaker 4: You lose. I think that's how you become a cop
- 42:05Speaker 4: down in Florida.
- 42:06Speaker 1: So she was on top of a wooden pallet, completely naked,
- 42:11Speaker 1: this lady down in Florida, directly across from the entrance
- 42:15Speaker 1: of a construction site where multiple people were working. What
- 42:18Speaker 1: a show. A cop said there were no clothes even
- 42:21Speaker 1: found in her immediate area. She does have a long
- 42:25Speaker 1: rap sheet with felony convictions for a bunch of different things.
- 42:30Speaker 6: For Florida.
- 42:31Speaker 1: There's some narcotics in there. There's battery on a law
- 42:34Speaker 1: enforcement officer. You end up naked on a pallet. And
- 42:37Speaker 1: a sprinkle of prostitution. That's what happens. It is Florida
- 42:41Speaker 1: making the show once again. 96.1. It is Mikey and
- 42:46Speaker 1: Bob here on 96.1 KISS. Let's get to a talkback
- 42:50Speaker 1: message here. You want to send us a talkback message,
- 42:53Speaker 1: do it through the free iHeartRadio app. All you got
- 42:56Speaker 1: to do is just download it. And then when you're
- 42:58Speaker 1: streaming 96.1 KISS or our Mikey and Bob podcast, You
- 43:02Speaker 1: can get on the show. Talkback messages brought to us
- 43:05Speaker 1: by One Team Media. Hey, Mackie and Bob.
- 43:07Speaker 5: It's Andrew from Flavortown.
- 43:08Speaker 11: Hey.
- 43:09Speaker 5: I got a rogue theory about the bull sitter and
- 43:12Speaker 5: why we haven't heard.
- 43:12Speaker 1: Back from her yet. Okay. All right. So here we
- 43:14Speaker 1: are again with the bull sitter theory. Theory. Again, this
- 43:19Speaker 1: was a couple weeks ago at this point. We got
- 43:21Speaker 1: this message. Recently found out.
- 43:24Speaker 7: The guy that I'm dating is a bowl sitter.
- 43:27Speaker 1: Bowl sitter.
- 43:27Speaker 7: So lifting up the toilet seat to sit on the
- 43:31Speaker 7: bowl to poop.
- 43:32Speaker 1: Yeah. This has been a whole thing for a couple
- 43:34Speaker 1: weeks on the show now. I mean, you would think
- 43:36Speaker 1: we would have got an update. No update yet, but
- 43:40Speaker 1: hold on. Andrew from Flavortown has a theory.
- 43:44Speaker 5: I was thinking that there actually is no boyfriend, and
- 43:47Speaker 5: she's the bull sitter, and she was just kind of
- 43:49Speaker 5: doing a litmus test to see what public reaction would be.
- 43:52Speaker 1: Who knows?
- 43:53Speaker 5: And happy birthday, Bob.
- 43:54Speaker 1: Okay. Well, thank you. Not Bob's birthday. That's New Year's Day.
- 43:57Speaker 1: Is it possible she was the bull sitter? She just
- 43:59Speaker 1: wanted to test the waters and be like, I wonder
- 44:02Speaker 1: what the reaction of me being a toilet bull sitter is.
- 44:07Speaker 1: It can't be me. Make up a boyfriend. I don't know.
- 44:11Speaker 1: We haven't heard from her again, but hold on. Because
- 44:15Speaker 1: we have a Facebook group now, a Moobers Facebook group
- 44:20Speaker 1: for just listeners of the show. Our friend Mills on
- 44:22Speaker 1: the Mount made it. Dawn from Trafford was the one
- 44:25Speaker 1: who suggested it. It's a whole thing. It's its own world.
- 44:28Speaker 1: Where people connect with each other.
- 44:29Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 44:30Speaker 1: They were talking about the toilet bowl sitter in the
- 44:33Speaker 1: Moobers Facebook group, and that's when Cornhole Joe said he
- 44:37Speaker 1: was going to test it out. So let's get to him. Morning, fellas.
- 44:42Speaker 1: Cornhole Joe here. So I did a thing this weekend.
- 44:47Speaker 1: I tested out bowl sitting. You did it. And if
- 44:51Speaker 1: I had to give it an overall grade.
- 44:53Speaker 5: Wow.
- 44:53Speaker 1: Cornhole Joe's overall grade for sitting bare assed on the
- 44:58Speaker 1: porcelain toilet and not using a seat. I'd probably give it.
- 45:01Speaker 1: This is big right here. A C minus.
- 45:04Speaker 4: And let me tell you why.
- 45:05Speaker 5: Wow.
- 45:06Speaker 1: A C- for sitting right on the porcelain bowl and
- 45:09Speaker 1: not using a toilet seat. C is passing, though. It is.
- 45:12Speaker 1: It's a passing grade, saying that maybe he'll do it again.
- 45:16Speaker 14: So it wasn't as uncomfortable as I thought it would be,
- 45:19Speaker 14: but it didn't really give me any kind of benefits,
- 45:23Speaker 14: any kind of different angle position while going.
- 45:26Speaker 1: So it was like.
- 45:28Speaker 14: I could see why the guy maybe would do it
- 45:30Speaker 14: once to try it, but to constantly do it, nah, fam,
- 45:34Speaker 14: just put the seat down and use the toilet like
- 45:37Speaker 14: a regular human being.
- 45:38Speaker 1: But yeah, toilet bowl sitting by itself, not for me.
- 45:44Speaker 1: That's scientific right there. I loved it over the weekend.
- 45:50Speaker 1: We had a man named Cornhole Joe doing toilet experiments
- 45:54Speaker 1: for us. He's sitting there just like, I'll do it.
- 45:57Speaker 1: I'll test it out.
- 45:58Speaker 4: Why not? Hey, Cornhole Joe.
- 46:01Speaker 1: Thank you for doing science for the show. You gave
- 46:06Speaker 1: it a C? C minus, I think? It doesn't sound great, but...
- 46:10Speaker 1: It also doesn't sound like it's the worst thing in
- 46:12Speaker 1: the world. Passable. I'm going to keep sitting on toilet seats.
- 46:16Speaker 1: This is an experiment that Cornhole Joe did that I
- 46:19Speaker 1: do not need to do because... Hey, thank you for
- 46:21Speaker 1: your service, Cornhole Joe. Seriously, thank you for all of us.
- 46:24Speaker 6: Thank you.
- 46:24Speaker 1: Scientific, all of it. Thank you, Cornhole Joe. Happy birthday,
- 46:30Speaker 1: Wiz Khalifa. It's Wiz's birthday today. He's 39. And he's
- 46:36Speaker 1: going to be playing at Citizens Live at the Wiley
- 46:39Speaker 1: coming up in October. $ 39 tickets today only for Wiz
- 46:44Speaker 1: Khalifa's birthday when you use the code HBDWIZ. So if
- 46:48Speaker 1: you want to go see Wiz Citizens Live at the Wiley, $ 39.
- 46:53Speaker 1: $ 39 today only tickets for Wiz's birthday when you use
- 46:56Speaker 1: the code HBDWiz. Happy birthday, Wiz. Happy birthday, Wiz. Ben
- 47:02Speaker 1: Skoranek's going to be out at our friend's C. Harper
- 47:05Speaker 1: Auto Group in Connellsville today. You want to go see Skoranek,
- 47:09Speaker 1: you know, meet yourself a Steeler before the season gets started.
- 47:13Speaker 1: Ben Skoranek's going to be out at C. Harper Auto
- 47:15Speaker 1: Group out in Connellsville today. from 3.30 to 4.30 later today.
- 47:21Speaker 1: Now let's get to Mike McCarthy. He was asked yesterday, hey,
- 47:24Speaker 1: you haven't named any team captains yet. You doing that,
- 47:28Speaker 1: or are you just going to do it like week
- 47:29Speaker 1: by week like you usually do? Yes, we'll do the
- 47:32Speaker 1: weekly cap format.
- 47:33Speaker 8: So without getting ahead of myself here, once we get
- 47:37Speaker 8: to that point of the week, we'll have Burke get
- 47:41Speaker 8: that information too.
- 47:42Speaker 1: All right, so no team captains. Wow. All I think
- 47:45Speaker 1: about is, is Ben Roethlisberger going to be okay? It's
- 47:48Speaker 1: not the Steeler way. He's not on the team anymore.
- 47:50Speaker 1: It hasn't been for a few years. Yeah, team losing
- 47:55Speaker 1: the Steeler way. I feel like that's something very small
- 47:58Speaker 1: that Ben Roethlisberger on his podcast would be like, I
- 48:01Speaker 1: don't know about this week-to-week team captain stuff. Where's the leadership?
- 48:06Speaker 1: Coach Mike McCarthy was asked about the biggest challenge going
- 48:10Speaker 1: into week one. Oh, man.
- 48:12Speaker 8: Biggest challenge for week one is clearly playing within yourself,
- 48:15Speaker 8: you know, especially for, you know, new staff, new players.
- 48:20Speaker 8: And I think the biggest challenge in week one is
- 48:22Speaker 8: sticking to your fundamentals.
- 48:23Speaker 1: Right, stick to the fundamentals. And then, you know, he's
- 48:25Speaker 1: talking about Aaron Rodgers, how much they've worked together. He's
- 48:28Speaker 1: ready to go with Aaron. Constant collaboration. I mean, it's really.
- 48:32Speaker 8: I think it goes back to, you know, where, you know,
- 48:35Speaker 8: I think I made this statement back in the beginning
- 48:38Speaker 8: when he was signed, when he was signed, when he,
- 48:40Speaker 8: you know, returned. Because, you know, we built this offense
- 48:44Speaker 8: around his experience. And, you know, we've made terminology changes.
- 48:50Speaker 8: And by, you know, no means do we want to
- 48:53Speaker 8: slow him down. And I think it would be foolish
- 48:55Speaker 8: for me not to tap right into that.
- 48:57Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh. Tapping right directly into Aaron Rodgers. Careful,
- 49:00Speaker 1: you know. Tapping in directly to A-Rod. McCarthy and Rodgers
- 49:04Speaker 1: are docked. They're docked together. Docked? Yeah. All right. They've
- 49:10Speaker 1: become one? They have become one. Two becomes one situation
- 49:14Speaker 1: here with Mike McCarthy and Aaron Rodgers?
- 49:16Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 49:17Speaker 1: Watch out, league.
- 49:18Speaker 6: Oh, boy.
- 49:20Speaker 1: Synced up? Oh, yeah. Synced up? Uh-huh. No team captains
- 49:24Speaker 1: are week by week.
- 49:25Speaker 4: Just week by week.
- 49:27Speaker 1: No yearly here's the team captains and they set in stone.
- 49:30Speaker 1: That's true. Oh, man. Telling you. Watch out. Things are
- 49:34Speaker 1: changing right here. Ben Roethlisberger might come back just to
- 49:37Speaker 1: be a team captain again.
- 49:39Speaker 6: Honorary captain.
- 49:39Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe. Watch out, Mike McCarthy. Ben just comes running
- 49:43Speaker 1: out of the stands. Whoa!
- 49:44Speaker 4: Not the Steeler way!
- 49:47Speaker 1: Come on, man. You're not. All right. If you want
- 49:49Speaker 1: to win some Steelers tickets for Sunday, the season opener,
- 49:52Speaker 1: the home opener, all you got to do is get
- 49:54Speaker 1: on our free iHeartRadio app, send us a talkback message
- 49:58Speaker 1: with your name, where you're from, and a little here
- 50:00Speaker 1: we go Steelers for your chance to go to the
- 50:03Speaker 1: home opener on Sunday. 961 Kiss. The Mikey and Bob Podcast.
- 50:10Speaker 1: I want to get naked for a jelly donut. Okay,
- 50:12Speaker 1: so if I go get you a jelly donut right now,
- 50:14Speaker 1: are you just going to get naked in the studio? No,
- 50:15Speaker 1: I'm just thinking like what donut's worth getting naked for.
- 50:18Speaker 4: Oh, it's not a jelly donut. No way.
- 50:21Speaker 1: I like jelly donuts. No, no one donut is worth
- 50:24Speaker 1: getting naked over.
- 50:25Speaker 4: A dozen donuts?
- 50:27Speaker 1: I'll show you a little peek for a dozen. Stream
- 50:30Speaker 1: the Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever you
- 50:34Speaker 1: get your podcasts. It was pretty cool yesterday to just
- 50:40Speaker 1: see all the love that Mac Miller was getting online.
- 50:43Speaker 1: Of course, yesterday was eight years. since Mac Miller passed away.
- 50:49Speaker 1: Let's get to this talkback message brought to us by
- 50:52Speaker 1: One Team Media. It has to do with Mac.
- 50:53Speaker 11: Hey, Mikey and Big Bob.
- 50:55Speaker 5: It's your girl, Maria Monsters. So I was listening to
- 50:57Speaker 5: Kiss This Weekend as I was traveling.
- 50:59Speaker 11: And I absolutely adored the pops of Malcolm songs, a.k.a.
- 51:04Speaker 8: Mac Miller, on the radio.
- 51:06Speaker 1: I absolutely adored it.
- 51:08Speaker 8: So I have a special request.
- 51:09Speaker 5: Can we do that more often?
- 51:10Speaker 1: Can we get more Mac Miller on the radio, please?
- 51:12Speaker 1: Because I know you guys would appreciate it, too. All right.
- 51:15Speaker 1: Happy belated birthday, Mikey. And happy birthday, Bob. Have a
- 51:18Speaker 1: great day, guys. Okay. Thank you. First of all, it's
- 51:21Speaker 1: not Bob's birthday. His birthday is New Year's Day. Also, no,
- 51:24Speaker 1: I'm done with my birthday. It's over. Thank you. It
- 51:26Speaker 1: was on the 3rd. There's no belated. You don't need
- 51:29Speaker 1: to wish me happy birthday anymore. It's over. It's done with.
- 51:31Speaker 1: Just say thank you. And thank you.
- 51:34Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 51:34Speaker 1: Yeah, I love listening to Mac Miller. Of course, I
- 51:38Speaker 1: wish we could play more Mac Miller on the station.
- 51:40Speaker 1: We don't control the music. The music, yeah. We don't
- 51:42Speaker 1: get to pick the music. Let's get to another talkback
- 51:44Speaker 1: message here.
- 51:45Speaker 13: Hey there. It's Jimmy Corderly.
- 51:47Speaker 1: Hey.
- 51:48Speaker 13: I'm going into my third year of this job after
- 51:51Speaker 13: 12 years of being a nurse. And tomorrow I take...
- 51:54Speaker 13: group of students to the hospital and a clinical floor.
- 51:57Speaker 13: That's my dog on a clinical floor to help care
- 52:00Speaker 13: for patients. And honestly, I know these students, they are great. Um,
- 52:03Speaker 13: they're seniors. I'm going to have a great time. They're
- 52:05Speaker 13: going to have a great time. We're going to learn
- 52:06Speaker 13: so much. We're going to save lives. It's going to
- 52:08Speaker 13: be amazing at the same time. I am so scared.
- 52:13Speaker 13: And my stomach's already bothering me about it. And as
- 52:16Speaker 13: the day goes on, it's getting closer to when I
- 52:19Speaker 13: got to do my job.
- 52:20Speaker 1: Oh, no. I mean, she's going through it right here.
- 52:23Speaker 13: Teachers, I'm with you about the Sunday summer scaries.
- 52:26Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Sunday scaries were weird yesterday because the Sunday
- 52:29Speaker 1: scaries were like the Monday scaries. Because Sunday scaries, I
- 52:33Speaker 1: felt the Sunday scaries coming up on Sunday. And then
- 52:35Speaker 1: I said, uh-uh, you don't got to work tomorrow. Labor Day.
- 52:39Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. But then... The Monday Scaries happened
- 52:43Speaker 1: last night. It was all weird because the Monday felt
- 52:45Speaker 1: like Sunday, and then the Sunday Scaries became the Monday Scaries.
- 52:48Speaker 13: Nurses, I'm with you. After doing our job every darn
- 52:52Speaker 13: day and still getting anxious about it sometimes, apparently my
- 52:56Speaker 13: dog is with us, too, because he's real upset about it.
- 52:59Speaker 1: Hell, yeah. Let the dog, you know, let the dog speak.
- 53:02Speaker 13: Happy Tuesday. Happy Monday.
- 53:04Speaker 1: Happy Tuesday. Yeah, I don't know what day it is.
- 53:06Speaker 1: It's all weird.
- 53:07Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 53:09Speaker 13: Thank you guys for doing this radio show because it
- 53:11Speaker 13: makes these Sunday Scaries a little bit easier to handle.
- 53:14Speaker 1: Yeah, the Sunday Scaries were the Monday Scaries this week. Yeah, yeah. Yeah,
- 53:18Speaker 1: whatever we can do, you know, if our show helps
- 53:21Speaker 1: you out in any way or you need to listen
- 53:23Speaker 1: to an older podcast or just go to our Instagram
- 53:26Speaker 1: page or YouTube page and just watch a couple videos because,
- 53:29Speaker 1: you know, it'll more than likely be something that'll make
- 53:32Speaker 1: you laugh and make you smile. That's what... She was taking, like, some...
- 53:35Speaker 1: Student nurses through, like, a full-on day at the hospital. Wow.
- 53:39Speaker 1: I mean, that sounds like an episode of The Pit
- 53:41Speaker 1: is about to happen. Right. You're going to have one
- 53:43Speaker 1: kid who just passes out. Right. There's going to be
- 53:46Speaker 1: one who just passes out and is just like, this
- 53:48Speaker 1: is not for me. Yep. You know? Yep, yep, yep. Man,
- 53:51Speaker 1: I miss the pit. Real the pit. Oh, I miss
- 53:53Speaker 1: the pit so much. I am so excited for the
- 53:56Speaker 1: next season of the pit just because, you know, last
- 54:00Speaker 1: year we had the furries and stuff. I want to
- 54:02Speaker 1: know what are the Pittsburgh things going to be this year?
- 54:05Speaker 1: For season three of The Pit. November, right? That's the timeline? Yeah,
- 54:10Speaker 1: I got to wait there a little bit. Steelers. Man,
- 54:13Speaker 1: do you know how annoying me and Bob are going
- 54:15Speaker 1: to be if we ever get mentioned on The Pit?
- 54:17Speaker 1: You're going to hear it 50,000 times on our show.
- 54:20Speaker 1: If they ever say Mikey and Bob on The Pit.
- 54:23Speaker 1: We'll play it for like six months.
- 54:24Speaker 4: You will not.
- 54:25Speaker 1: Six months? We'll play it until the end of our show.
- 54:29Speaker 4: At least once a day.
- 54:31Speaker 1: Remember when we were on The Pit?
- 54:32Speaker 3: Boom.
- 54:34Speaker 1: So that's never going to happen. Giving away some Steelers
- 54:39Speaker 1: home opener tickets this week. You have until Friday to enter.
- 54:43Speaker 1: Just download our free iHeartRadio app. Send us a talkback
- 54:45Speaker 1: message with your name, where you're from, and a little
- 54:47Speaker 1: Here We Go Steelers to get qualified for home opener tickets.
- 54:51Speaker 1: Good morning, Mikey and Bob. My name's Taylor.
- 54:53Speaker 5: I'm from Butler.
- 54:55Speaker 1: I want to go to the Steelers game because you
- 54:56Speaker 1: just need to make a girl's wish come true.
- 54:58Speaker 5: I want to see T.J.
- 54:59Speaker 1: Watt.
- 55:00Speaker 7: So here we go, Steelers.
- 55:01Speaker 1: All right, little T.J. Watt fan there. You got to
- 55:03Speaker 1: give us a little Here We Go Steelers.
- 55:06Speaker 4: You know, I mean, yeah. Yeah, excited, but okay.
- 55:09Speaker 1: Hey, Mikey. Hey, Bob. It's Jared from North Huntington. Hey.
- 55:12Speaker 1: And I'm hoping to take.
- 55:14Speaker 7: My girlfriend to her first Steelers game and mine.
- 55:17Speaker 5: Never gone before.
- 55:18Speaker 8: Jeez.
- 55:18Speaker 3: Let's go Steelers, baby.
- 55:20Speaker 1: It's going to be a great season. Man, first game
- 55:23Speaker 1: for you and your lady friend. Are you sure you
- 55:26Speaker 1: can make your first game the first game of Mike
- 55:29Speaker 1: McCarthy's tenure? That might be too much for you, but
- 55:32Speaker 1: all right. You're qualified for Stuller's tickets. Now, Bob, let
- 55:36Speaker 1: me take everybody back to last week on the show.
- 55:39Speaker 1: We learned from our friend Mills on the Mount who
- 55:41Speaker 1: went to IUP that there used to be somebody called Nips.
- 55:47Speaker 1: that would drive around in their vehicle and pick up
- 55:49Speaker 1: drunk people. You could basically get in touch with Nips,
- 55:53Speaker 1: and Nips' taxi would come and pick you up. Now,
- 55:56Speaker 1: me and Bob did not go to college for more than,
- 55:59Speaker 1: we have three semesters of college combined between us, so
- 56:03Speaker 1: we don't have a lot of college stories. We don't
- 56:06Speaker 1: know a lot of college lore like this. We definitely
- 56:08Speaker 1: never had a Nips. All right, let's get to this
- 56:11Speaker 1: talkback message brought to us by One Team Media. Fellas.
- 56:14Speaker 2: Zach from Zed down the south side.
- 56:16Speaker 1: Ah, it's Zach from Zed down the south side.
- 56:19Speaker 7: Check it in.
- 56:20Speaker 2: I was listening to the podcast and was stopped dead
- 56:23Speaker 2: in my tracks because I went to IUP from 2012
- 56:28Speaker 2: to 2016 and a memory was unlocked.
- 56:31Speaker 1: And nips.
- 56:31Speaker 2: Hearing about nips taxing.
- 56:33Speaker 1: Oh, man.
- 56:33Speaker 2: And it's more wholesome than you think.
- 56:36Speaker 7: I have a story that I... believed to be.
- 56:38Speaker 1: True all right so can't confirm or deny but just
- 56:42Speaker 1: this is the lore of legend yeah this is nips
- 56:45Speaker 1: lore and.
- 56:46Speaker 2: Iup legend has it that he had i think maybe
- 56:51Speaker 2: his son or daughter pass away in a dui accident
- 56:57Speaker 2: and he made it his life's mission to take students
- 57:02Speaker 2: or just people of town home safely So the name
- 57:07Speaker 2: Nips is Nips Taxi Services.
- 57:10Speaker 1: Provocative, gets the people going. I mean, that's what happened
- 57:13Speaker 1: with us. We heard Nips Taxi, and we're like, oh, wow,
- 57:16Speaker 1: the nipple mobile. You call it Nips. We immediately go
- 57:21Speaker 1: to nipples, not knowing the whole lore of Nips Taxi
- 57:25Speaker 1: at IUP.
- 57:26Speaker 2: It really was like being carried home by... in the
- 57:31Speaker 2: arms of an angel and I can't confirm either when
- 57:36Speaker 2: his service taxi service stopped but I don't believe he's
- 57:39Speaker 2: still in town doing that but either way had to
- 57:42Speaker 2: chime in Love you guys.
- 57:44Speaker 1: Love the show.
- 57:45Speaker 3: All right.
- 57:45Speaker 1: I'll take it easy now. All right. The lore grows.
- 57:48Speaker 1: Nips taxi at IUP. Bring back nips. Bring back. Is
- 57:53Speaker 1: the chant too much? Bring back nips. No, I just
- 57:56Speaker 1: don't know nips. Like, you know, what if nips is
- 57:58Speaker 1: no longer with us? A new generation. A second. A
- 58:00Speaker 1: new generation of nips. So we need, if there's not
- 58:04Speaker 1: the original nips, we need an air bud, dude. They
- 58:07Speaker 1: just kept. Air Buds? They just kept replacing them. Air Buds? Yeah, man. Okay.
- 58:13Speaker 1: There's a guy named Nips at IUP who basically drives
- 58:17Speaker 1: his own jitney around getting drunk people. Somebody's got to
- 58:21Speaker 1: step up. Basically, it's just like Air Bud, but Indiana PA.
- 58:25Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 58:26Speaker 1: Bring back Nips. Bring back Nips. Bring back Nips.
- 58:31Speaker 6: 96.1.
- 58:32Speaker 1: Kiss. Next Saturday, me and Bob are walking in the
- 58:37Speaker 1: David Allen fashion show. How about that? You're fancy boys.
- 58:41Speaker 1: I think this is my fourth David Allen fashion show
- 58:44Speaker 1: I'm walking in. Bob, this is your first. Excited, man?
- 58:48Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
- 58:49Speaker 1: It'll be fun. I mean, I did some off-the-book stuff
- 58:53Speaker 1: back in the day. Off-the-books fashion shows? It was more exotic.
- 58:59Speaker 1: All right. The 10th annual... Off the board.
- 59:14Speaker 10: Off the board.
- 59:15Speaker 6: Uh-oh.
- 59:17Speaker 7: Uh-oh.
- 59:19Speaker 4: I can't hold myself.
- 59:22Speaker 1: Off the board. Moving on. David Allen fashion shows for
- 59:31Speaker 1: a great cause. All benefit of Casey's Clubhouse. It is
- 59:36Speaker 1: next Saturday, the 19th. PPG Place. Downtown me and Bob
- 59:40Speaker 1: will be walking. You can get your tickets. DavidAllenFashionShow.com. It's
- 59:45Speaker 1: Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. I love when
- 59:48Speaker 1: the show leaks into real life for people, you know?
- 59:52Speaker 1: And this is another reason why I think a lot
- 59:54Speaker 1: of our listeners have created their own Facebook group. Now
- 59:58Speaker 1: the movers.
- 59:59Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 59:59Speaker 4: So they can, you know, everybody can.
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: Just sort of talk to each other because a lot
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: of times if you listen to show a lot, you
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: try to tell your friend or your, your coworker or
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: your significant other. Oh, did you hear Mikey and Bob today?
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: They were talking about it. And sometimes if they don't
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: listen to us, you can sound like a crazy person,
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: you know? Yeah. I love situations like that where, you know, our,
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: our listeners try to explain the show. And sometimes it
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: just doesn't work. Let's get to this talk back message
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: here brought to us by the pavement group.
- 1:00:31Speaker 5: Mookie beam. This is Mara from Greensburg.
- 1:00:33Speaker 3: Hey, I, um, I spent the weekend away with some
- 1:00:37Speaker 3: family friends, and it was a great time, but they.
- 1:00:40Speaker 7: Have a friend named Kenny.
- 1:00:42Speaker 5: Oh.
- 1:00:42Speaker 7: And all weekend, I just kept saying.
- 1:00:44Speaker 4: No, not Kenny.
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: All weekend long. She's with family friends. They have a Kenny.
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: Kenny's there. Soon as she said they have a friend
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: named Kenny, I knew it was coming.
- 1:00:53Speaker 4: No, not Kenny.
- 1:00:55Speaker 7: And nobody got my reference, so.
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:00:58Speaker 7: I just needed to tell you, somebody that would understand.
- 1:01:00Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: Felt a little weird, but here we are. No, not Kenny.
- 1:01:04Speaker 5: Yep.
- 1:01:05Speaker 7: Steelers.
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: No, not Kenny. Now, again, this is another show tick
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: for us, and I think a lot of people, we
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: were doing this story where, I don't know, there was
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: some guy whose house burned down. It was a horrible story.
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: It was a bad story. I think it was down
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: in Florida, and the guy's name was Kenny, so they
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: talked to one of his neighbors, and his neighbor just said, No,
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: not Kenny.
- 1:01:26Speaker 4: No, not Kenny.
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: No, not Kenny. So just like her, whenever we hear
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: the name Kenny... No matter if we're talking in front
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: of microphones or not. Pops in your head. It's always this. No,
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: not Kenny. I'm so glad we're done with Kenny Pickett
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: because Kenny Pickett was a problem. Anytime Kenny.
- 1:01:46Speaker 4: No, not Kenny.
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: No, not Kenny. So I like when, oh, we had
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: a friend named Kenny. I could not stop saying no,
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: not Kenny to him and no one understood why. No,
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: not Kenny. All right. Well, that's why a lot of
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: our listeners have made their own Facebook group now for
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: exact situations like this. where you can be like, hey, everybody, no,
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: not Kenny. And everybody will be like, yeah! All right,
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: coming up next, Mike McCarthy, Steelers head coach. Before the
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: Steelers open their season on Sunday against the Falcons at home,
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: he's talking about Joey Porter Jr. No deal done yet.
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: Are we getting closer? Mike McCarthy next. It's Mikey Ababu.
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: We want to send you to the Steelers' season opener,
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: home opener against the Falcons on Sunday. All you got
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: to do is send us a talkback message through the
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- 1:02:41Speaker 1: It's Celeste from Burgettstown. Hey. I want to go see
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: the Steelers. Here we go, Steelers.
- 1:02:48Speaker 4: Here we go.
- 1:02:51Speaker 7: Sorry, I'm driving.
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: Okay, yeah. We don't need you to do the here
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: we go claps if you are— if you are driving.
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- 1:03:05Speaker 1: Mike McCarthy, Steelers head coach, was, of course, asked about
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: Joey Porter Jr., and is Joey going to play coming
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: up on Sunday? Yeah, I hope so. Yeah, so I'll see.
- 1:03:16Speaker 8: Just keep working him.
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: I'd put him in a ramp up mode. Are you
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: game planning.
- 1:03:22Speaker 3: For Atlanta with the expectation that he is going to
- 1:03:25Speaker 3: play Sunday?
- 1:03:26Speaker 8: Well, we're game planning for Atlanta for expecting everybody to play.
- 1:03:30Speaker 8: We want to use the resources. I know we're new
- 1:03:33Speaker 8: at this. I have a board, and all healthy names
- 1:03:38Speaker 8: are on the board. You have projections of what your
- 1:03:41Speaker 8: 48 are going to be. So we've got to really
- 1:03:44Speaker 8: probably set our jaw Wednesday and Thursday.
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: All right. He didn't really answer. He just talked about
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: his whiteboard that he has with all the names on it.
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: Joey Porter Jr. is on the whiteboard, though, which that means, yeah.
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: Mike was asked, Mike McCarthy here, what if Joey can't play?
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: We'll see what happens, yeah. Is there any negotiations, though,
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: between him and him? It's a business.
- 1:04:03Speaker 8: There's definitely business conversations going on.
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: Business conversations. We'll see if he plays on Sunday. There's
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: a risk for Joey Porter to be playing. There's also
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: a risk because they got him for this year. You know? Yeah.
- 1:04:21Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: Next year they can put the franchise tag on him
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: and save more money that way. So you could have
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: Joey Porter for two more years without giving him his
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: big contract. Now, business wise for the Steelers, that makes sense,
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: but it doesn't really make sense as far as taking
- 1:04:36Speaker 1: care of a guy who's been around the team. for
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: his entire life, is one of the best cornerbacks. We
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: finally got a dude. We got a dude. We just
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: got to pay him, right? And here was Mike McCarthy
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: just talking about how he's getting players fired up for
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: the home opener. Steelers, of course, you know. Don at
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: Akershire just rocking. And a lot of guys are going
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: to feel that atmosphere for the first time.
- 1:04:57Speaker 8: Well, I think history is important. I think there's nothing
- 1:05:00Speaker 8: like the history of the city of Pittsburgh and the
- 1:05:03Speaker 8: Pittsburgh Steelers. So spent some time on it today. Hopefully
- 1:05:07Speaker 8: it resonated with the players. But yes, I think it
- 1:05:11Speaker 8: is important to put your best foot forward and try
- 1:05:13Speaker 8: to make a first impression. At the end of the day,
- 1:05:16Speaker 8: I've done this long enough. The most important thing.
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: Is to win the game. Most important thing is winning.
- 1:05:20Speaker 8: You know, whether we got to kick them, you know,
- 1:05:23Speaker 8: win them or not, we need to win it.
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: You need to stack wins. When he started saying, you know,
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: we got to win, you know. Was he bumping him
- 1:05:32Speaker 1: off a bunch of wrestling moves? I feel like he
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: was because he went with the kick and then he
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: just started, you know.
- 1:05:39Speaker 8: At the end of the day, I've done this long enough.
- 1:05:41Speaker 8: The most important thing is to win the game. You know,
- 1:05:43Speaker 8: whether we got to.
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: You know. kick them you know kicking whether we're kicking you.
- 1:05:49Speaker 8: Know whatever how we need to win it you need
- 1:05:52Speaker 8: to you need to stack wins all right stack.
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: Wins kick bite meow meow in somebody's face whatever you
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: need to do and hopefully joey porter jr hopefully they
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: figure this thing out before sunday it'd be nice if
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: we started the season with him happy with a nice
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: deal yeah it's just we're getting close to the end
- 1:06:10Speaker 1: here steelers don't negotiate during the season Will Joey Porter Jr.
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: play Sunday or not? Seems that that is still up
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: in the air and hopefully gets figured out in the
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: next couple days here. Of course, you can win some
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: Steelers tickets. All you got to do is send us
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: a talkback message through the free iHeartRadio app with your name,
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: where you're from, and a here we go Steelers message,
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: and you can be going to the home opener on Sunday.
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: Sitting on a shiny pair of truck nuts. That's what
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: you're going to get tonight at the arena. Casey Musgraves rules, man.
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: Flies over the crowd. Yeah. Pretty much probably the best
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: stage prop there is. It might be. In live music. Yeah,
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: it might be. Casey Musgraves in town tonight. That'll be
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: a big show at the arena. And, of course, she
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: gets up and floats on disco ball truck nuts. So
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: those are in town tonight. What if there's a surprise
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: tonight and it's just me floating over the crowd? Cowboy
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: hat and everything. Do you have an in with Casey
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: Musgraves or something? I don't want to ruin a surprise.
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: I can't talk. I'm just saying, what if it happened?
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: I signed an NDA, all right? Can't talk about it.
- 1:07:33Speaker 4: I can't let you know.
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: If I'm going to be on the flying... Shiny nuts tonight.
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: Casey Musgraves tonight at the arena. Pirates are still playing baseball.
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: They're in Chicago taking on the White Sox tonight. Good
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: for you, Pirates. Guess who's coming to see us in
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: a couple minutes here? Chef Tom. Chef Tom from Gecko
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: is coming to bring us treats after the show, Bob.
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: A little lunchtime, buddies. Yeah, it's nice, right? Big timber.
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: Steak timber? It is. Yeah, it is steak timber.
- 1:08:01Speaker 4: Steak timber!
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: You ready to eat some steak? Sure. Why not, right? Yeah, yeah.
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: And then I'm going to float over the crowd, possibly,
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: at Casey Musgraves on shiny truck nuts. Loaded with steak?
- 1:08:13Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: All right. By the way, also, before we close out
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: the week this week, we will hear, to get everybody
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: on the same page, because it's Steelers season now. Week
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: one is here. We will have Nate, the crazy Italian guy,
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: getting everybody hyped for Steelers season. It's been too long.
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: Our buddy is back. We need it. We need it.
- 1:08:37Speaker 1: We need to start the Steelers season off right. Nate,
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: the crazy Italian guy, will be on the show this week.
- 1:08:43Speaker 4: All right, Bob, let's see here. What do you like?
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