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OUTRO: Sink Or Swim · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Get Up Even Closer on.
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  Speaker 4: Radio hur Recare for.
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  Speaker 5: Get a Fowlers ba Ban Hello, Hey, Yeah, what a day?
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  Speaker 1: A oh god day jeez, bloody, freezing but glorious at
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  Speaker 1: the same time.
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  Speaker 5: I was up nice and early there few hours, five thirty. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: a little bit of work, keasy. I was thinking about
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  Speaker 5: you there, I was banks man, and then I walked
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  Speaker 5: to the gym. Yest a workout, Yes, got a haircut,
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  Speaker 5: walked to work, walked home, walked here. Good stuff, but
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  Speaker 5: it's good. Get him my steps up like old Hoidy
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  Speaker 5: j Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 3: You know yesterday it was the first day. And it's
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  Speaker 3: kind of bizarre.
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  Speaker 1: Since we've moved into our new joint that we've actually
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  Speaker 1: kind of spent a day in the apartment. She was
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  Speaker 1: a shitter of a week because it was a shitter.
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  Speaker 3: Of a you know, weatherwise, and it's been so amazing
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  Speaker 3: that my wife and I are like, let's.
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  Speaker 1: Get out, let's do it.
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  Speaker 3: And we went out a little bit, but most of
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  Speaker 3: the day was spent just in now nice warm, apartment
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  Speaker 3: there watching an old movie.
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  Speaker 2: Some old movies.
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  Speaker 1: It was very good. It was very good. I enjoyed it.
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  Speaker 6: I did something that I haven't done since earlier, doors
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  Speaker 6: and media, working all weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Working all weekend at Sky and my.
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  Speaker 5: Own If it makes you feel better, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: But you love it though a little bit of work mogie,
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  Speaker 6: you know, and honestly, like, I was back at my
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  Speaker 6: old pretty much my old desk in my old area
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  Speaker 6: and it was fine.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm getting paid for it, if you know. But
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  Speaker 2: I'm just lying to.
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  Speaker 5: You, dragging your nets around about it.
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  Speaker 6: No, it's just like, you know, you have that realization
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  Speaker 6: of hey, I did this for ten years, I'm back
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  Speaker 6: good to do it anymore, and I don't want to
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  Speaker 6: do this anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you've got.
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  Speaker 6: Another week of it and it's great and it's cool
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  Speaker 6: to helpower me it Sky.
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  Speaker 2: Blah blah blah. I'm done after that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a kind of similar vein Keasy did our first
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  Speaker 3: house inspection, and in terms of going back to the past,
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  Speaker 3: you saw your own house going back to our The
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  Speaker 3: fuck that's weird.
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  Speaker 2: I bet you walked in there and you were like
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  Speaker 2: this old ship hole.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, well, i'll talk about it on the show's done
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  Speaker 3: a really good job of it.
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  Speaker 1: That fucking hair and looks really good.
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  Speaker 3: And they put up like invisible what are they called
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  Speaker 3: floating shells, and it's.
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  Speaker 1: Like, fucking hour, is this our house? Good ship?
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  Speaker 2: Well, so you were impressed by what they've done.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks really good.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's nice.
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  Speaker 3: And as I say, their father, who lives just down
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  Speaker 3: the road, is that he's retired and he's a real
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  Speaker 3: fixer upera right, and he's he's just coming around our
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  Speaker 3: joint and doing ship he's got.
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  Speaker 1: It's fucking gross. They're like, hey, is.
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  Speaker 3: It okay if my dad comes and does this, And we're.
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  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, fixes up the deck there. Yeah, well he
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  Speaker 1: water blasted it, not the back deck, because that's.
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  Speaker 6: Fact, the deck that the builder fell through here twice.
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  Speaker 6: Fucking I really want to come to your old house.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Are these people? Would I get on with them?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: They're very nice people.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe they would bite me around, But I'm loath to.
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  Speaker 3: Ring it up on the show because I know where
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  Speaker 3: it's going to go. As soon as I mentioned it
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  Speaker 3: and they listened to the show, What do.
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  Speaker 2: You mean where do you think it's going to go?
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  Speaker 1: Well? You recall our improv on me doing a house instriction.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, well do I recall who took it there?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you.
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  Speaker 2: Guys are piloting the.
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  Speaker 1: Nice weekend. Nice weekend.
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  Speaker 5: Not a great weekend, one of the great, one of
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  Speaker 5: the great. It was fine, it was all right, you
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  Speaker 5: loved it working. I did not drink any purse, which
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  Speaker 5: was fucking great.
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  Speaker 6: What I did love was and I miss it out
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  Speaker 6: west where we live. It fucking sucks. There's no bars.
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  Speaker 6: There's like a couple of bars.
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  Speaker 2: There's not a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Of bars, which was a surprising.
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  Speaker 2: And like a nice pub.
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  Speaker 6: You know, I'd love to live somewhere where you've got
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  Speaker 6: your pub and it's last we got to the pub
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  Speaker 6: for an hour or just have We don't have that,
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  Speaker 6: And so we went over to North Coat to the
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  Speaker 6: North Coach Tavn, which is really nice where you went
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  Speaker 6: yea and it was packed out and it was like
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  Speaker 6: good eat pub food and pints two pints. I think
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  Speaker 6: it was like Spats ultra. It was nineteen dollars fucking
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  Speaker 6: less than twenty bucks for two pints in Auckland.
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  Speaker 1: That's bad.
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  Speaker 3: Still sounds fucking outrageous to me. I'm really behind the
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  Speaker 3: counter on the.
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  Speaker 6: Ten dollar Guinness, and I was just like, there's a
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  Speaker 6: fucking t a b there, big TV, it's packed, manias,
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  Speaker 6: and the poke's putting his rent.
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  Speaker 2: In like yeah, how good. It was fucking awesome.
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  Speaker 6: And it was literally just drinking cheek chanting to the
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  Speaker 6: random old boys and just watching the wars. Yea.
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  Speaker 3: I always found that peculiar about out West as well,
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  Speaker 3: that there were no fucking bars the Trust. There was
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  Speaker 3: just one, the kay Bar, which was in Colson, which
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  Speaker 3: was a heanous fucking ship hole, and that was about it. Well,
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  Speaker 3: we used to have one in Glen Eden and then
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  Speaker 3: that shut down, which actually was kind of that vibe,
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  Speaker 3: kind of old school dudes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, just drinking their beersies.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it does suck out there. And you can't buy
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  Speaker 6: pers from the market. Yes, it's a pain in the ass. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I have to go to the bottle store. Oh mate,
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  Speaker 6: just exhausted. Oh mate, fuck this man?
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  Speaker 2: Ah? Thanks?
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  Speaker 5: What other exciting things happened on the weekend? Fellows?
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  Speaker 1: Um? Nothing, no, but that's kind of nice it is. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't drink.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry to go back to it, because I was saying
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  Speaker 5: to talk about went to the gym Keezy oh man
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  Speaker 5: loved that. Jimicky, Oh wow, yeah, he's a sicker ice baths.
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  Speaker 5: What's the other thing?
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  Speaker 3: Are you doing the classic extreme non drinking, full on exercise, well.
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  Speaker 5: Not full on, but certainly exercising as opposed to none. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: so I've got to replace it with something. And when
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  Speaker 5: you feel good, you want to get an excise. I
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  Speaker 5: haven't exercised pretty much all year. Yeah, it's not good,
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  Speaker 5: it's not good. But what was really great is I
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  Speaker 5: went down to the ice bath joint and they've got
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  Speaker 5: the sawner their well, so you're in the sauna and
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  Speaker 5: then the sword of there. I like it to be
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  Speaker 5: a bit quiet and they're easy, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, just sweet people quietly and if you can have
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of a chat you like this.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, what's that you got down there?
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  Speaker 5: That's pretty tasty?
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  Speaker 2: Brother, banana in your pocket?
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  Speaker 5: Are you just.
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  Speaker 2: The whole?
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  Speaker 5: Archy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurarchy.
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  Speaker 4: You know how good the Hadarky Big Show podcaster is more.
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  Speaker 1: Big you get it.
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  Speaker 4: You're gonna get around the live radio show to seven
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  Speaker 4: weight days on Radio Hiarchy and I had radio You're born.
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  Speaker 4: Nice Big Show.
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  Speaker 5: Podcast anyway, a couple of broads walking there, running their
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  Speaker 5: goddamn yeps, and what are they talking about? Hoidy j
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  Speaker 5: exactly what I'm trying to get away from, fucking which.
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  Speaker 5: I was working at home and I go down there
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  Speaker 5: for a bit of a break. They came and talking
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  Speaker 5: about the iad zero sheerholder and but at the top
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  Speaker 5: of their voices.
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  Speaker 1: It's a fucking annoying when people.
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  Speaker 2: But they're being rude.
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  Speaker 5: But I'd feel too rude saying, hey, can you guys
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  Speaker 5: just fuck off? I mean just whisper. But yeah, just
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  Speaker 5: like so, they absolutely killed my bars. I got an
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  Speaker 5: immediate soft on.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so weird because we've got a sauna at
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  Speaker 3: our joint.
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  Speaker 1: No, and it's fucking great.
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  Speaker 3: It was my wife and I have done it, Like,
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  Speaker 3: my wife has done it way more times than me,
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  Speaker 3: can I add, we've done it like three or four times.
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  Speaker 3: Have a swim out of the sauna. Yeah, it's kind
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  Speaker 3: of sexy.
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  Speaker 5: But you can't swim, can you?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? I can swim, but really badly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not a good like if you check me
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  Speaker 3: in the middle of the ocean, I drowned pretty quickly. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: like a dog pedal that's not swimming. I breaststroke, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I can swim. I'm just not good at doing the
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  Speaker 3: breathing on the side thing. I've never nailed that, right,
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  Speaker 3: I've never.
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  Speaker 1: Been able to do it. I always just sucking fucking
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  Speaker 1: gallons of.
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  Speaker 5: They teach water, they teach water. Have you ever been
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  Speaker 5: taught water swimming when you're at school?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Same, yeah, Well, and actually I remember my mum taking
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  Speaker 3: me to swimming lessons, yeah, when I was a real
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  Speaker 3: young feller, and I fucking hated it.
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  Speaker 1: I remember just screaming on the side of the pool going.
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  Speaker 3: But I've never been a good swimmer ever, and I
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  Speaker 3: and it bums me out because it'd be great to
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  Speaker 3: be a good swimmer.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you know, you can learn. Mate who got to
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  Speaker 5: thirty five couldn't swim at all? Yes, sort of like you,
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  Speaker 5: but not as bad. Yeah, And then he went he
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  Speaker 5: got lessons and now he does Iron Man's Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I've always been.
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  Speaker 5: Massively impressed by that because people are normally like that,
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  Speaker 5: They're like, oh no, I can't swim, wish I could. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: And he was like, They're I'm going to go and
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  Speaker 5: get lessens.
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  Speaker 1: But like, I like going in the ocean. But I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: Going for a big dish out into the door. I
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  Speaker 3: go for a dip and a dive and a bit
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  Speaker 3: of a float. It's nice keezy swimmer. Apart from your
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  Speaker 3: swimmer's here.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a decent swimmer. Year like I would never raced,
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  Speaker 2: never swum race, you know race, Well.
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  Speaker 5: Have you raced against like Danion Loader or anything like that?
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  Speaker 5: That must be mister oh wow, Moss, I forgot about Moss.
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  Speaker 5: About Anthony Moss for a swimmer.
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  Speaker 2: Very nice And to say, well, now you know what I.
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  Speaker 1: Mean, you're very tall and sort.
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  Speaker 2: Of toes and you've got those wib toes.
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  Speaker 1: Why would I say something like that?
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  Speaker 2: Because your hunkle will cut through the water.
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  Speaker 3: That's only on the back there's a shark.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Now I'm an a descent.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, but it is the hardest part is the
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  Speaker 6: timing your strokes with your breathing.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, well, I get quite panicked, that's the problem. And
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  Speaker 3: so when I can't get breath and I start sucking
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  Speaker 3: in the sucking in the pool, we're.
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  Speaker 6: Going to get pugs and Deli with the phones out
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  Speaker 6: and a deep absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: Freaking well, I told you, I've told you. Our school
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  Speaker 3: swimming sports. I was the resident comedian. I would enter
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  Speaker 3: every event and come last in every event because I
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  Speaker 3: was so bad, to the point where on one occasion
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  Speaker 3: and I think I told you, yeah, my deputy head master,
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  Speaker 3: I got to the end of the pool and I
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  Speaker 3: hadn't even finished, and he said, hoit, get out of
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  Speaker 3: the pool.
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  Speaker 1: You're humiliating yourself.
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  Speaker 2: If I can swim. The answer is.
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  Speaker 6: I would have been taking There's no way you would trying.
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  Speaker 5: I was going like the clappers, because you're wedding points
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  Speaker 5: for your house, an't you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well for my sports house man.
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  Speaker 3: But the problem was everyone else was already finished, like
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  Speaker 3: ten minutes ago.
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  Speaker 5: But you're going, well, you know when you're going on
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  Speaker 5: the cleppers were going nowhere.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, you know, and when you have when you
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  Speaker 1: have the lane.
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  Speaker 5: You know when when is on the ground that he
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  Speaker 5: tries to get up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I remember, you know, because you have the
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  Speaker 3: lanes with the ropes on them, always getting tangled in
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  Speaker 3: the ropes. Because because I because I couldn't swim in
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  Speaker 3: a straight line, I'd go like that, yeah yeah, and
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  Speaker 3: just get tangled up.
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  Speaker 1: You have to starting it.
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  Speaker 5: I remember those people at swimming swimming sports. Good on
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  Speaker 5: you for trying, Jason. I can't wait for this video.
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  Speaker 5: That'll be good Tomorrow.
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  Speaker 6: I reckon tomorrow we get out to the real deep.
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  Speaker 1: You just check.
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  Speaker 2: There we go, you'll feel safe for you. Can we
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  Speaker 2: actually come and film you swimming?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: What if we do a poll and then.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, listen to The Big Show fourtal seven weekdays radio Hodarchi.
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  Speaker 2: Good listening, m hm