Latest / The Woody Show / HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show March 16th 2026 Podcast
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- 0:00Speaker 1: The woody Ship, and for Saint Patrick's Day, we have
- 0:07Speaker 1: a round of wood You show family feud, yes, which
- 0:11Speaker 1: normally is you know, Sea Bass out there talking to
- 0:13Speaker 1: some rando and then you know, much like family feud.
- 0:16Speaker 1: Instead of asking one hundred people, this is just one person,
- 0:19Speaker 1: so much better. So we have to try to put
- 0:21Speaker 1: ourselves in the shoes of the person that you know,
- 0:24Speaker 1: Sea Bass. For this case, Menace, Yes, menas talked to
- 0:28Speaker 1: somebody this time around.
- 0:29Speaker 2: I found an interesting character.
- 0:31Speaker 3: Yeah, I had like a beer fest or something beer fest,
- 0:33Speaker 3: but he was like way out in the distance in
- 0:35Speaker 3: a parking lot, leaning against a fence. Yeah, like this
- 0:38Speaker 3: guy time he might be in trouble or something, so
- 0:41Speaker 3: I checked in on him, but he might be like
- 0:44Speaker 3: crossfaited or something.
- 0:45Speaker 2: He was three and a half hours in on a
- 0:46Speaker 2: ten hour event.
- 0:47Speaker 1: So we're trying to get what two two for breakfast?
- 0:53Speaker 1: As a team, there's only four questions, so we have
- 0:56Speaker 1: to do really well.
- 0:58Speaker 2: I can take it down to one if you want.
- 0:59Speaker 1: No, No, I'm okay if you said two, it's what it is.
- 1:01Speaker 4: But ye, so.
- 1:04Speaker 1: Yeah, but we have tried to put ourselves in yes
- 1:06Speaker 1: mindset of this person all right. Time war, What to
- 1:10Speaker 1: show family feud? Saint Patrick's Day edition, and who is
- 1:16Speaker 1: this person's best.
- 1:20Speaker 2: Let's let's beat Connor. Here's Connor.
- 1:22Speaker 1: All right, this is Connor.
- 1:23Speaker 2: You're just out here hanging out by yourself by the offence.
- 1:27Speaker 5: Well, that's the you know, beer festing.
- 1:30Speaker 2: What do you do for a living?
- 1:32Speaker 5: I do things of the electricity, and I make sure
- 1:34Speaker 5: they work.
- 1:35Speaker 1: Do things of the electricity. Yeah, he does things the electrics.
- 1:39Speaker 2: What he seemed like kind of with it. That's why
- 1:41Speaker 2: I think he's kind of like crossfaded. But his eyes
- 1:43Speaker 2: weren't open the entire time.
- 1:45Speaker 5: And I make sure that there's power.
- 1:47Speaker 2: Quick question, what was the worst day you had on
- 1:50Speaker 2: the job?
- 1:51Speaker 5: Oh? Man, when my buddy electrocuted the himself? Yeah, the
- 1:57Speaker 5: lady electrocuted out of himself.
- 2:02Speaker 2: Did he live?
- 2:05Speaker 4: Alright?
- 2:05Speaker 5: He's all right.
- 2:11Speaker 1: If you were asking a question? Okay, all right, Well
- 2:14Speaker 1: what to show family feud? Who's going to get the
- 2:16Speaker 1: first question?
- 2:17Speaker 4: Here?
- 2:17Speaker 2: It's for the room?
- 2:18Speaker 6: So the room, Well, I guess, yeah, team they can
- 2:22Speaker 6: help the person, but somebody has We are the family
- 2:25Speaker 6: in the family, but each family member has to Okay,
- 2:28Speaker 6: we'll go with you.
- 2:29Speaker 4: WHATDDI?
- 2:29Speaker 5: All right?
- 2:30Speaker 2: All right, All right, here's the first question. Name something
- 2:34Speaker 2: that might be full of holes, holes, socks.
- 2:40Speaker 7: Yea cheese, your story, yeah right, yeah.
- 2:43Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, story, holes like an old shirt, somebody who
- 2:51Speaker 8: wanders on what's property on this suspectively?
- 2:55Speaker 1: Absolutely right? Yeah, a woman Again, we gotta put the sober.
- 3:04Speaker 1: So what would he say full even.
- 3:06Speaker 8: Though no one eats Swiss cheese. If the answer is
- 3:07Speaker 8: just it's just cheese cheese, we think of the cartoon.
- 3:13Speaker 4: Though I like that.
- 3:13Speaker 9: All.
- 3:14Speaker 1: I gotta tell you my go to what I'm doing
- 3:16Speaker 1: around the grocery shopping. I buy a package of the
- 3:20Speaker 1: deli turkey and baby Swiss. Yeah, I don't know.
- 3:28Speaker 4: I like cheese, and but I think so is good.
- 3:34Speaker 4: This is what decision though.
- 3:36Speaker 1: The first holes full of holes might be full of holes.
- 3:40Speaker 1: I'm gonna say cheese.
- 3:45Speaker 4: Does he have to say swiss?
- 3:48Speaker 5: That's fine?
- 3:49Speaker 2: All right?
- 3:50Speaker 1: Question number one, what do you show family feud?
- 3:53Speaker 2: Name something that might be full of holes?
- 3:57Speaker 5: Swiss cheese?
- 4:02Speaker 2: Do you like it? Do you like Swiss cheese? I
- 4:03Speaker 2: don't like it?
- 4:04Speaker 5: Provolone and my personal favorite pepper Jack.
- 4:10Speaker 1: Alright, that wasn't the question.
- 4:13Speaker 8: Literally yes or no question?
- 4:15Speaker 5: Yeah, we got.
- 4:18Speaker 1: One more time for the people.
- 4:21Speaker 8: Man, I just like Swiss cheese. I know why because
- 4:22Speaker 8: it's it's too uh kind of.
- 4:24Speaker 4: Bitter, as like a like a pungency to it.
- 4:27Speaker 9: You know.
- 4:27Speaker 4: My favorite is.
- 4:27Speaker 1: Greg So I buy that that Baby Swiss. It's you know,
- 4:30Speaker 1: slice night fish. But I get the uh there there's
- 4:33Speaker 1: a roasted garlic trisk it and I put them on
- 4:36Speaker 1: a paper plate, and I take the cheese and I
- 4:38Speaker 1: break off little scores and put them on top of that,
- 4:40Speaker 1: put them in the microwave for like twenty five seconds.
- 4:43Speaker 1: The combination of the Swiss, the garlic andrist really good.
- 4:48Speaker 8: You might like baby Swiss because it is it's less aged,
- 4:52Speaker 8: so it's less waxy.
- 4:53Speaker 1: It's aged baby Swiss. Okay, all right, well we got
- 4:56Speaker 1: one point right to show family feud. Saint Patrick's day
- 5:00Speaker 1: is who gets the next one?
- 5:02Speaker 2: Let's go, Sammy. Sammy name something that you might regret
- 5:07Speaker 2: posting online?
- 5:09Speaker 7: Oh, I mean a selfie. It's not like a new yeah,
- 5:15Speaker 7: but would you post a nude online?
- 5:17Speaker 1: To be I would say like a rumor, Yeah.
- 5:19Speaker 4: Rumor relationship status.
- 5:21Speaker 1: If you spent a rumor that ended up being like
- 5:23Speaker 1: not true.
- 5:24Speaker 8: Or something about somebody else, is like she's a bitch.
- 5:28Speaker 2: Next letter, Yeah, that would be horrifying.
- 5:33Speaker 4: But maybe he's a simple man and like, oh, I
- 5:34Speaker 4: regret posting the picture of my sandwich. You know, my lu.
- 5:39Speaker 1: Don't know a picture of you drunk or high they
- 5:43Speaker 1: get into work festival.
- 5:45Speaker 4: Yeah that's good.
- 5:48Speaker 1: Yeah, like those.
- 5:49Speaker 4: Drugs or something post an unpopular opinion while drunk.
- 5:55Speaker 7: Drugs is good. If you think he's cross faded, right,
- 5:58Speaker 7: drunk post ex.
- 6:00Speaker 1: Drunk post, like drunk post would would count as like
- 6:04Speaker 1: drunk or faded crossrated threats. Yeah, what do you what
- 6:08Speaker 1: do you think?
- 6:09Speaker 10: I mean?
- 6:09Speaker 7: I think drugs? What's what's a drunk post? Like you're
- 6:13Speaker 7: doing something said?
- 6:15Speaker 1: Or are you just doing something sloppy drunk?
- 6:16Speaker 11: And it's a it's a wide net anything you posted
- 6:19Speaker 11: while you're drunk that you regret because.
- 6:20Speaker 1: You know how like now they say employers will go
- 6:22Speaker 1: through your social media and they'll look for examples of
- 6:26Speaker 1: you being wasted, a bad representation of what they want
- 6:29Speaker 1: to the company, or like use being a sloppy drunk
- 6:32Speaker 1: or doing something you know that wouldn't look good recording.
- 6:36Speaker 7: A concert while you're singing along.
- 6:39Speaker 1: I don't think he's going to say.
- 6:42Speaker 7: Okay, let's do a drunk post.
- 6:44Speaker 1: Drunk post drunk post. Question number two, what do you
- 6:49Speaker 1: show family feud?
- 6:50Speaker 12: Name something someone might regret posting online?
- 6:58Speaker 2: Have you ever posted your on line?
- 7:03Speaker 5: I'm not not mean, but one of my buddies.
- 7:07Speaker 7: All right, I saw it.
- 7:08Speaker 5: It was there.
- 7:11Speaker 2: You want to shout him out?
- 7:18Speaker 7: D I thought that was too unrealistic.
- 7:21Speaker 1: Yeah, hang out with this. I know. Well, we have
- 7:29Speaker 1: one correct answer. We need one more out of the
- 7:31Speaker 1: next two. What do you show family feud? Beer fest? Addition?
- 7:36Speaker 1: Who gets the next question?
- 7:38Speaker 2: All right, we'll go with Greg Greg.
- 7:41Speaker 7: Pressure.
- 7:42Speaker 2: Name something people might do at home alone.
- 7:47Speaker 4: Yeah, Joe, that's a good one.
- 7:49Speaker 7: Around naked.
- 7:50Speaker 4: Somebody might walk around naked at home while alone at home? Ye,
- 7:55Speaker 4: cry and listen to sad songs. Uh, nude doubt? Did
- 8:00Speaker 4: you say, I don't think he would care if somebody
- 8:04Speaker 4: is home.
- 8:07Speaker 1: Yeah, I I would say something wrong with naked or master.
- 8:10Speaker 4: Nakedness and masturbation. So I think the safe bet is
- 8:15Speaker 4: to kind of go vague and just be like, hang
- 8:18Speaker 4: out naked.
- 8:19Speaker 1: Hang out naked?
- 8:20Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 8:21Speaker 1: The final answer, Yeah, let's go that, no doubt.
- 8:28Speaker 3: Alright.
- 8:28Speaker 1: Question number three, what do you show family feud?
- 8:30Speaker 9: Name something that people do at home alone? Hello, jerk,
- 8:43Speaker 9: jerk jerky?
- 8:47Speaker 1: How often do you do that at home?
- 8:50Speaker 9: Uh? Not?
- 8:52Speaker 5: I drink too much right now? Not to not today,
- 8:55Speaker 5: maybe tomorrow.
- 8:56Speaker 1: Maybe tomorrow?
- 8:58Speaker 4: Did he not?
- 9:03Speaker 13: Well?
- 9:03Speaker 1: The answer The answer was in the The answer was
- 9:06Speaker 1: in the room. It was it was right there. Almost
- 9:09Speaker 1: got almost got a meal out of that one. I
- 9:13Speaker 1: guess we have one more still, it's gonna go to
- 9:16Speaker 1: I guess Gina grad Yes, ok, all right, Gina.
- 9:19Speaker 2: All right. Name something you might find in a bathtub.
- 9:24Speaker 11: You might fe like a spider, a bug, body, dead body, water, bubbles.
- 9:34Speaker 1: A lot of cash.
- 9:39Speaker 2: This is drum family feud that question.
- 9:41Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, in the bathtub yeah, soap SuDS, yeah, bubbles, bubbles.
- 9:50Speaker 1: I think that's soap shampoo.
- 9:54Speaker 7: Yeah, not to get turns.
- 9:57Speaker 1: That told me when your baby babies, My little brother
- 9:59Speaker 1: did it all. Yeah. But we think I think drunk
- 10:04Speaker 1: high guy.
- 10:05Speaker 4: Yeah, what we say?
- 10:07Speaker 11: I think a drunk high guy might say water? Yeah, water,
- 10:10Speaker 11: but bubbles yeah, bubble bubbles.
- 10:13Speaker 4: Are a rubber ducky.
- 10:15Speaker 11: I mean yeah, I'm gonna say bubbles, yeah, bubble bubble.
- 10:20Speaker 1: Okay, I think it wasn't hungry. Question number four what
- 10:25Speaker 1: to show family feud.
- 10:27Speaker 12: Name something you might find in a bathtub, like a
- 10:32Speaker 12: rubber ducky, rubber ducky, rubber ducky, rub or rubber ducky.
- 10:45Speaker 7: You got to be kidding.
- 10:48Speaker 11: I was given a rubber ducky yesterday.
- 10:53Speaker 7: My god, this sucks.
- 10:57Speaker 1: Well again right the room, It was right there multiple times,
- 11:03Speaker 1: Jerkin and rubber ducky, we're both there for the taking.
- 11:07Speaker 4: Damn it.
- 11:08Speaker 1: Well, you start to you overthink it, you know, and
- 11:11Speaker 1: you think yourself right out of it because well, you know,
- 11:14Speaker 1: the first thing you said was something completely random. Yeah,
- 11:18Speaker 1: at least it wasn't your first thing, your go to
- 11:20Speaker 1: That's when it's the most frustrating. It was the first
- 11:22Speaker 1: thing you thought of, and you get talked out of it.
- 11:26Speaker 2: All right, Well, breakfast, thanks guys.
- 11:35Speaker 1: Well now we're ready to go. Okay, I'll spare all
- 11:38Speaker 1: the set up. If you're just tuning in notes, will
- 11:40Speaker 1: you show hot seat things get brought to my attention.
- 11:43Speaker 1: It doesn't always have to be you know, might be
- 11:46Speaker 1: with anybody. Anybody could be on the hot seat if
- 11:49Speaker 1: they come to me and they go, hey, man, so and.
- 11:51Speaker 10: So, whatever.
- 11:55Speaker 7: What else is I mean?
- 11:56Speaker 10: Whatever?
- 11:56Speaker 9: You know?
- 11:57Speaker 1: But yeah, so let's find out who is on the
- 12:00Speaker 1: Woody Show hot seat. All right, Well, Greg Gory, I
- 12:10Speaker 1: know how much you worry about these things things, and
- 12:13Speaker 1: I think you'll be happy to know that it's not Gina.
- 12:17Speaker 11: Thank god.
- 12:23Speaker 7: It stop sweating now, Gina you.
- 12:26Speaker 1: Are you are not on the Woody Show. Menace?
- 12:32Speaker 7: Neither are you.
- 12:38Speaker 1: Gina and Menace are in the clear, right all right? Yeah, see, Bess,
- 12:48Speaker 1: if you like to no nominate somebody. Who do you
- 12:50Speaker 1: think is on the hot seat?
- 12:51Speaker 4: I think.
- 12:54Speaker 1: With your Tyler, I think it's Sammy. You think Sammy
- 12:58Speaker 1: is on the hot seat. Well, Sammy, we will come
- 13:02Speaker 1: back to you. I know, Greg Gory, what you are
- 13:12Speaker 1: not on the Woody Show hot seat? Not not today?
- 13:19Speaker 1: You get to live another day, Not today, Sea Bass,
- 13:23Speaker 1: You are not on the Woody Show hot seat today,
- 13:30Speaker 1: you know, all right, Sammy, dumb ass? Tyler Morgan, Sammy, yes,
- 13:46Speaker 1: you are not on the wood Show any interested time.
- 13:56Speaker 1: I'm just going to tell everybody that it is Tyler
- 13:58Speaker 1: who is on the Woody.
- 13:58Speaker 12: Show hots.
- 14:01Speaker 7: I knew he was full of crab double look.
- 14:05Speaker 1: Yeah, what is going on?
- 14:07Speaker 4: Uh?
- 14:08Speaker 1: Now, Tyler, do you have any idea as to why
- 14:10Speaker 1: you might be on the Woodie Show Hot Seat. I
- 14:12Speaker 1: have a general idea, Yeah, you have a general idea. Now,
- 14:15Speaker 1: what what would that be?
- 14:16Speaker 10: Uh, it's apartment stuff.
- 14:18Speaker 1: Apartment stuff meaning okay, so Tyler and Morgan they are roommates,
- 14:25Speaker 1: they're roomies. And how long this has this been going on?
- 14:28Speaker 7: Almost weeks? What does that mean? Two months?
- 14:31Speaker 1: Six weeks.
- 14:34Speaker 4: And a half.
- 14:35Speaker 7: It's been almost two months?
- 14:36Speaker 8: Right?
- 14:37Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 14:38Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, So if you remember we were we
- 14:41Speaker 1: were talking about Morgan's mom here visiting, yes, and Tyler
- 14:46Speaker 1: offered Morgan's mom his room, his bed, not with him,
- 14:51Speaker 1: but like, you can have you can have my bed.
- 14:53Speaker 1: And Greg and I were like, because Morgan thought that
- 14:55Speaker 1: was very weird, and the way she was positioning it
- 14:57Speaker 1: was it was creepy, creepy, and I thought it was
- 15:00Speaker 1: a front and we thought we thought that was very nice.
- 15:03Speaker 1: And then he asked a couple of different times and
- 15:05Speaker 1: I even I even still understood, you know, okay, well,
- 15:08Speaker 1: you know.
- 15:09Speaker 4: It's what people do, right, Sure, you don't want more food?
- 15:12Speaker 1: Text Here Far Away says Morgan is too self centered
- 15:14Speaker 1: and full of herself. Her negative bias against Tyler is
- 15:18Speaker 1: causing her to translate every action by Tyler into something
- 15:21Speaker 1: negative or quote creepy, and no, she's telling her mom
- 15:25Speaker 1: this is which is causing the same bias, and now
- 15:27Speaker 1: siding with Morgan and giving the illusion that they are
- 15:30Speaker 1: in the right. Nothing wrong with offering more than once
- 15:32Speaker 1: to confirm, since some people are also not honest when
- 15:36Speaker 1: they initially declined. Also, think about what Tyler needs in
- 15:38Speaker 1: this living situation. You're not the only one with needs
- 15:41Speaker 1: and preferences.
- 15:42Speaker 5: Is that fair to say?
- 15:43Speaker 7: Yeah, that's very fair to say.
- 15:44Speaker 1: Okay, now here's here's something that came to light that
- 15:50Speaker 1: I that I thought was interesting because Morgan uh was
- 15:56Speaker 1: saying you know, he was being quote like you know,
- 15:58Speaker 1: creepy about the mom or where she's seem to be
- 16:01Speaker 1: not her normal self, like she's very forthcoming, Yeah, very short. Yeah,
- 16:07Speaker 1: And I talked to By the way, I did talk
- 16:08Speaker 1: to Morgan about this. Obviously, this is how the hot
- 16:11Speaker 1: seat thing came about. She didn't say she wanted to
- 16:13Speaker 1: put an nestry on the hot seat, but we had
- 16:15Speaker 1: a conversation about this is not the first time Morgan
- 16:18Speaker 1: knows what I'm about to.
- 16:19Speaker 7: Say, but I still feel like I'm on the say
- 16:23Speaker 7: so Morgan.
- 16:25Speaker 1: Told me Tyler that you had been buying Morgan flowers
- 16:30Speaker 1: and trying to kiss her.
- 16:33Speaker 7: So let it, let it marinate, Tyler. I'm sorry. I
- 16:42Speaker 7: tried to protect you for as long as I could tell.
- 16:44Speaker 1: Okay, but wait, but wait, hold on, hold on, let's
- 16:48Speaker 1: hear from Tyler first. There's actually more to the story.
- 16:53Speaker 10: I want to hear.
- 16:54Speaker 1: Hold on, so is it true did you buy did
- 16:56Speaker 1: you buy Morgan flowers? And if you tried to kiss
- 16:58Speaker 1: her at what point?
- 17:01Speaker 10: Yes, for the first part and that first part, so
- 17:04Speaker 10: for the flower part, the second part, just finish what
- 17:10Speaker 10: did you guys say? And I'll explain it.
- 17:11Speaker 8: Oh?
- 17:12Speaker 5: So was this?
- 17:12Speaker 13: Was it?
- 17:12Speaker 8: The flowers were attended as an apology for creeping out
- 17:15Speaker 8: her mom.
- 17:15Speaker 1: No, this was a while ago with the flat. What
- 17:18Speaker 1: were the flowers for?
- 17:19Speaker 10: Then?
- 17:20Speaker 5: Uh?
- 17:21Speaker 10: This was back in like January, before I moved in,
- 17:24Speaker 10: Because before you moved in. Well, okay, I already know
- 17:27Speaker 10: that she told you this. Yeah, me and her made
- 17:28Speaker 10: out a couple of times before. I just didn't know
- 17:36Speaker 10: who was going to say it. So that's why I'm like,
- 17:38Speaker 10: hold on, So.
- 17:39Speaker 7: Okay, hold on, hold on, before before we moved on. Alright,
- 17:54Speaker 7: So so let me real quick before, so let me
- 18:00Speaker 7: so let kiss her ladies.
- 18:02Speaker 1: So let me tell you how this unfolded, because this
- 18:04Speaker 1: is the part that I find really funny.
- 18:05Speaker 7: It was like, you guys are enjoying yourself.
- 18:09Speaker 1: Sounds that you enjoyed yourself at bait. Wait wait, we'll
- 18:13Speaker 1: get to that too, all right, So this unfolds because
- 18:16Speaker 1: you know, we're like, man, Morgan, what's going on? She
- 18:18Speaker 1: seemed very affected by the whole thing about you know,
- 18:22Speaker 1: him offering her her mom.
- 18:25Speaker 2: She's jealous.
- 18:27Speaker 1: Something's going on, and someone's like there's there's other things
- 18:30Speaker 1: going on here that that you're not aware of. And
- 18:32Speaker 1: I go, well, is everything okay? And that's when I
- 18:36Speaker 1: was told that Tyler was buying Morgan flowers and trying
- 18:40Speaker 1: to kiss her. And I'm like, oh man, god, it changes,
- 18:44Speaker 1: God damn it. So anyway, you know I'm in this.
- 18:47Speaker 1: I heard about this in the middle of the show, right,
- 18:50Speaker 1: so I had to get through the rest of the day.
- 18:52Speaker 1: And then after the show, I pulled Morgan aside and
- 18:55Speaker 1: I go, hey, this living situation, is everything okay? Like
- 18:59Speaker 1: do you need to figure something else out? In other words,
- 19:02Speaker 1: like how can we help? How can we help? And
- 19:05Speaker 1: I said, is this true, like he got your flowers
- 19:07Speaker 1: and he tried to kiss you, and she goes, yeah,
- 19:10Speaker 1: but to be fair, I did make out with him once,
- 19:14Speaker 1: and I had the reaction.
- 19:16Speaker 7: All you guys just had before.
- 19:19Speaker 13: Yes, and then right before he moved in, we had
- 19:21Speaker 13: to talk like like we were very good at communicating,
- 19:24Speaker 13: like let's just be roommates.
- 19:27Speaker 7: Let's see, well it did happen.
- 19:28Speaker 1: So this is I was like, what now, Tyler? So
- 19:33Speaker 1: you know what I said. As soon as she said that,
- 19:35Speaker 1: and she did. She she was very forthcoming. She goes,
- 19:38Speaker 1: we did make out once.
- 19:39Speaker 4: I go, you what I mean?
- 19:40Speaker 10: It was more than once, but yes.
- 19:46Speaker 7: All right.
- 19:46Speaker 4: Anyway, so.
- 19:50Speaker 1: At that point, at that point, I said, look, Morgan,
- 19:54Speaker 1: the fact that he after that, the flowers and everything
- 19:56Speaker 1: were after that fact. She said, yes. I said, look
- 19:59Speaker 1: at that point you you opened the door, you fed astray.
- 20:03Speaker 7: But talk before he moved in.
- 20:05Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, just be okay, But did the flowers
- 20:08Speaker 1: and the attempted further kissing did that happen? Well?
- 20:12Speaker 4: After?
- 20:12Speaker 13: Okay, so tempted kissing part. It's it was one of
- 20:15Speaker 13: these days after a segment of like let's get the
- 20:18Speaker 13: love connection, let's get Tyler date. We had a talk
- 20:20Speaker 13: after that, and I was like, hey, do your thing,
- 20:23Speaker 13: because I'm not like Inhi, that's bad, but no, I'm not.
- 20:27Speaker 13: I'm focused on other things right now, right so I
- 20:29Speaker 13: was like, you do that, go do your thing. We
- 20:31Speaker 13: had a great talk, agreed, and then Tyler, this replaces
- 20:35Speaker 13: in my mind all the time. I'm getting the dog,
- 20:37Speaker 13: I'm about to go out the door to walk the dog,
- 20:39Speaker 13: and you go come here.
- 20:40Speaker 7: I'm like that, and you go give me a kiss.
- 20:43Speaker 5: Okay, I did not.
- 20:46Speaker 10: I did not say it like that.
- 20:50Speaker 7: I did, but it was like right after you, I'm
- 20:58Speaker 7: not interested.
- 20:59Speaker 10: I did say the camere part.
- 21:01Speaker 1: Come here?
- 21:03Speaker 5: That gross.
- 21:03Speaker 1: Imagine that that.
- 21:09Speaker 7: Gross tries to kiss.
- 21:13Speaker 13: That is.
- 21:16Speaker 1: You guys are living together, right.
- 21:17Speaker 10: Yes, okay, all right, okay, let me finish.
- 21:21Speaker 1: You said you told her. Let me finish.
- 21:25Speaker 7: Tyler, I'm sorry.
- 21:26Speaker 13: I tried for so long to not talk about this,
- 21:29Speaker 13: but I need there to be some backstory on why
- 21:31Speaker 13: I'm so nervous.
- 21:33Speaker 10: Let me clarify a couple of things. I remember saying
- 21:37Speaker 10: the camere part. I do not remember saying the other part.
- 21:41Speaker 13: I know you did because right after I text my friend,
- 21:43Speaker 13: I said I have never had a guy say come here,
- 21:45Speaker 13: let me kiss it.
- 21:46Speaker 1: I don't.
- 21:48Speaker 7: Right now.
- 21:49Speaker 10: I mean you could show you the text. That's what
- 21:50Speaker 10: you remember, that's fine, but no, no, no, no, no, no, listen.
- 21:54Speaker 10: I'm saying, if that's what you remember, that's fine, and
- 21:57Speaker 10: I'm not calling you a liar, but I'm saying, I
- 22:00Speaker 10: don't remember.
- 22:01Speaker 11: But either way, that was what that was what you
- 22:03Speaker 11: were implying, use like one finger to use his hand
- 22:06Speaker 11: like gesturing.
- 22:08Speaker 7: I actually don't remember the favor.
- 22:09Speaker 13: I was halfway out the door, and he was like, wait, wait,
- 22:12Speaker 13: what else would you be saying come here for so Tyler?
- 22:15Speaker 1: Well look again. And in Tyler's defense, I said to
- 22:19Speaker 1: Morgan too, I said, look, you made out with him.
- 22:22Speaker 1: Maybe he got the idea that you, you know, were
- 22:25Speaker 1: maybe interested in something more than that. You opened the
- 22:28Speaker 1: door to at least him shooting his shot, which is
- 22:30Speaker 1: what I chalked this up to, Like you made out
- 22:33Speaker 1: with him multiple times, apparently multiple times, multiple times.
- 22:37Speaker 7: That I remembering. I don't remember more than one to go.
- 22:41Speaker 1: Do you remember when they all went out after like
- 22:44Speaker 1: a like a work meeting, and like it was Tim
- 22:47Speaker 1: Martinez and VN and they went and worked out afterwards.
- 22:51Speaker 2: Apparently that's when the makeout played the audio.
- 22:54Speaker 7: Well, that's when the whole like, that's when I first thought, like, oh,
- 22:57Speaker 7: I might be into him.
- 22:58Speaker 1: That was a drunken yes.
- 23:01Speaker 8: Just before after he puked at the workout.
- 23:03Speaker 7: I'm the one that puked.
- 23:04Speaker 1: Oh, so there was a moment that you thought for
- 23:07Speaker 1: a second that you might be interested in tire Like.
- 23:09Speaker 1: It wasn't just like, oh, let's just make out because
- 23:11Speaker 1: we're drunk and having fun.
- 23:11Speaker 13: That was before he made out. I'm like, oh, I
- 23:13Speaker 13: like his confidence. That's before I knew it was ego
- 23:15Speaker 13: and like and I mean, he's a nice guy. He's
- 23:18Speaker 13: a great guy.
- 23:19Speaker 7: That's the thing dogging on him because he's not a
- 23:22Speaker 7: bad guy, right.
- 23:22Speaker 1: It's just a little because none of us think that
- 23:24Speaker 1: he's a bad He's also average.
- 23:26Speaker 2: He's not tall.
- 23:27Speaker 13: That's another thing that I realized afterwards. We just sit
- 23:29Speaker 13: down at work, and then once we stood up at home,
- 23:31Speaker 13: I'm like, oh, you are much.
- 23:32Speaker 7: Shorter than me.
- 23:33Speaker 13: Oh, but again that's just me being me, so to
- 23:40Speaker 13: be fair, Yes, that blame it all on team are
- 23:42Speaker 13: getting us drunk that night.
- 23:43Speaker 1: Okay, So and that happened before you guys moved in together. Yes, okay,
- 23:46Speaker 1: so the making out, all the making out happened pre
- 23:50Speaker 1: roommate situation.
- 23:51Speaker 7: Yes, right, Tyler, Yeah that's right.
- 23:53Speaker 8: Okay, tell us about the second.
- 23:54Speaker 4: I would you agree on that?
- 23:56Speaker 1: But let's let's since we're talking about the making out.
- 23:58Speaker 1: You say he's a good kisser.
- 24:00Speaker 7: Yes, credit to Tyler.
- 24:01Speaker 1: What's insanely disgusting?
- 24:03Speaker 7: I mean, I'm sorry kissing trust me.
- 24:06Speaker 13: I've tried to avoid this for so long, know, just
- 24:09Speaker 13: making out and then again just to give more.
- 24:13Speaker 7: I'm sorry. I don't want to expose him.
- 24:15Speaker 13: But there's context to every story argument, the chicken thing,
- 24:18Speaker 13: there's more context to that.
- 24:20Speaker 2: So it's like, oh, yeah, that makes so much since
- 24:22Speaker 2: but I've been.
- 24:22Speaker 7: Very quiet about things because.
- 24:24Speaker 10: I don't want to like, you know, there's there's been
- 24:28Speaker 10: a couple of things that have been lost in translation.
- 24:31Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 24:33Speaker 10: I do not know what words to say exactly, and
- 24:38Speaker 10: sometimes when I say something, it comes out completely different.
- 24:42Speaker 1: For example, can you give me.
- 24:45Speaker 7: Just have a good walk with your dog? I'm like,
- 24:48Speaker 7: what do you mean?
- 24:49Speaker 5: I mean, like like menace?
- 24:51Speaker 10: Can back me off on this. My word choice is terrible, okay,
- 24:54Speaker 10: pretty bad? Yeah, with certain things and honestly, kind of
- 24:59Speaker 10: same with the solcial Q. Sometimes it's just really bad.
- 25:02Speaker 10: I'm really oblivious.
- 25:03Speaker 2: Homeschool kid.
- 25:04Speaker 10: Do not homeschool your kids moralss story, do not do that.
- 25:07Speaker 10: But so the flower thing.
- 25:12Speaker 5: I didn't get.
- 25:13Speaker 10: Okay, the second time I got flowers, they.
- 25:15Speaker 7: Weren't for a second. No, let me let me last week.
- 25:18Speaker 10: Let me explain. They weren't for her, they were for me.
- 25:22Speaker 10: If that's this is gonna sound really weird sounds, it's
- 25:26Speaker 10: gonna sound yourself. Listen, listen, listen. We're gonna sound really weird.
- 25:30Speaker 10: It's gonna sound ultra gay and whatever. But remember how
- 25:36Speaker 10: I literally just said that. I've been kind of going
- 25:38Speaker 10: through the stuff I was in my own head, you know,
- 25:40Speaker 10: blah blah blah blah blah. Occasionally I will buy myself
- 25:43Speaker 10: flowers because they make me feel better and because see best,
- 25:47Speaker 10: your bald ass better shut that.
- 25:53Speaker 2: Anyways, you buy yourself flowers feel better?
- 25:59Speaker 4: Okay, Sorry, I support it. I do the same thing.
- 26:13Speaker 7: It does look nice, Greg, thank you.
- 26:15Speaker 2: That's a love spell Hydrangeas in the morning.
- 26:18Speaker 4: Even if my friends this morn I'm gay. You guys
- 26:22Speaker 4: are always saying Teller's a liar, that sounds like a lie,
- 26:24Speaker 4: Like I bought them for myself.
- 26:26Speaker 7: Thank you.
- 26:26Speaker 4: That sounds like a lie.
- 26:27Speaker 1: It's double gay.
- 26:28Speaker 10: It's something I used to do when I lived on
- 26:30Speaker 10: my own because I, like I said, sometimes I just
- 26:33Speaker 10: go to a dark place in my head and something
- 26:35Speaker 10: as simple as that it keeps me from going there.
- 26:38Speaker 10: But that's also the same reason why.
- 26:40Speaker 7: Like I haven't seen what he left his hard a
- 26:42Speaker 7: long time.
- 26:43Speaker 10: That's also the same reason why I'm really into like
- 26:45Speaker 10: the legos and like all the other stuff I do,
- 26:46Speaker 10: because it's just used as a distraction that keep me
- 26:49Speaker 10: from Morgan.
- 26:50Speaker 8: Off least you got that.
- 26:51Speaker 7: Go get those lego flowers.
- 26:53Speaker 1: That's nicer.
- 26:58Speaker 7: Crying misunderstanding the flowers.
- 27:04Speaker 4: Have you ever heard a whiskey?
- 27:09Speaker 8: Okay, tylerself in the face or something? Man man, thank
- 27:12Speaker 8: you for that. But also, can you describe the second?
- 27:14Speaker 8: First off, where did the first make up session happen
- 27:16Speaker 8: at the gym?
- 27:16Speaker 10: Or no?
- 27:17Speaker 1: No, no, no?
- 27:18Speaker 4: Where your house?
- 27:19Speaker 1: Where?
- 27:19Speaker 7: Did it had to have been my house?
- 27:21Speaker 9: Right?
- 27:21Speaker 7: You know, you know after one of our events.
- 27:24Speaker 11: And what about the first flowers that were for Morgan?
- 27:27Speaker 1: Wait? Yes, first question, where the first time you made out?
- 27:31Speaker 1: Where it was it Tyler, it was at her house.
- 27:34Speaker 1: At her house, you brought him back to your place?
- 27:36Speaker 13: Yeah, well I think I think I didn't time. I
- 27:39Speaker 13: might be off, But it was after a big event.
- 27:41Speaker 13: We were hanging with Vaughn and then we finally did
- 27:43Speaker 13: Vaughn and then.
- 27:47Speaker 7: Hey, will take you home?
- 27:49Speaker 13: Yeah?
- 27:49Speaker 2: That third persons there, like, dude, are you going to leave?
- 27:51Speaker 4: Alrighty?
- 27:52Speaker 8: So we can?
- 27:52Speaker 7: I like hanging out with three?
- 27:54Speaker 1: What what makes him such a good kiss her?
- 27:57Speaker 7: I guess I don't know.
- 27:58Speaker 8: How would does he hold your face?
- 28:00Speaker 5: You're the one?
- 28:00Speaker 7: Yeah, face holding because that's a feminine thing.
- 28:03Speaker 1: So there was her tongue, I'm assuming yes, but not
- 28:06Speaker 1: too wet?
- 28:07Speaker 9: Right?
- 28:08Speaker 1: No?
- 28:08Speaker 7: No like that, not slobbery, not like you know tongue.
- 28:13Speaker 8: Did he bite your neck?
- 28:14Speaker 10: No?
- 28:15Speaker 11: Did he whisper in your ear?
- 28:16Speaker 1: You with your hands, dude, like sat on your hands.
- 28:24Speaker 1: Did you feel him up like?
- 28:26Speaker 7: Did I feel him up?
- 28:26Speaker 5: No?
- 28:27Speaker 7: Did he feel you up?
- 28:28Speaker 13: No?
- 28:32Speaker 2: Tyler?
- 28:32Speaker 1: Second, when was the second makeup?
- 28:33Speaker 10: Tyler, I'm gonna pass out actually too, So the one
- 28:38Speaker 10: after the big event, I believe was the second one.
- 28:41Speaker 10: The first one was the first one was I had
- 28:46Speaker 10: come over and I was starting to move stuff, and
- 28:49Speaker 10: I think it was like.
- 28:51Speaker 2: Whoa, welcome.
- 28:53Speaker 13: You know what, you didn't work because you took a
- 28:55Speaker 13: few weeks to move stuff and slowly.
- 28:57Speaker 7: Yeah, so you do remember the second one? Yes, I do.
- 29:00Speaker 7: It was a week day too, and that was sober.
- 29:02Speaker 8: Okay, you guys are going to bang eventually, that's going
- 29:04Speaker 8: to happen.
- 29:04Speaker 13: That's I mean, no where in the like I said,
- 29:08Speaker 13: You've had this talk a while ago. I'm not interested
- 29:11Speaker 13: in dating anyone, Like I just don't want to be.
- 29:14Speaker 1: Okay, So I guess I guess that's where like my
- 29:16Speaker 1: conversation with her left off is she said that, yeah,
- 29:19Speaker 1: you had bought her flowers and you were trying to
- 29:20Speaker 1: kiss her. I go, whoa. Then she goes, to be fair,
- 29:23Speaker 1: we did make out. I go, all right, well you
- 29:26Speaker 1: open the door to them, but like, if that's something
- 29:28Speaker 1: you're not interested in, we'll make it clear. She's not
- 29:30Speaker 1: interested in dating, she's not interested in making out or
- 29:33Speaker 1: doing anything out and just then just being a roommate
- 29:35Speaker 1: at this point, like do you understand an agree to that.
- 29:37Speaker 10: I've known that for like three or four weeks now,
- 29:41Speaker 10: three or four.
- 29:41Speaker 1: Weeks, but I'm saying, but now it's clear it's all good.
- 29:43Speaker 10: You're not gonna like it was clear three or four
- 29:45Speaker 10: weeks ago.
- 29:46Speaker 1: Yeah, Like put a card on the flowers, like to
- 29:48Speaker 1: me from me, like to make it clear so she
- 29:51Speaker 1: doesn't think they're for her. Also think, hey, you know
- 29:55Speaker 1: what this is like, you know, you put a sock
- 29:58Speaker 1: on the door kind of thing. This is will know
- 30:00Speaker 1: he's sad when he brings because he brought flowers for himself.
- 30:03Speaker 4: And babe, what's your go to bouquet.
- 30:08Speaker 1: Bring?
- 30:10Speaker 2: Because the colors they mean something.
- 30:12Speaker 13: I'll take a picture and we'll send it to you. Hey,
- 30:16Speaker 13: I'm not complaining. Now that I know allegedly the story.
- 30:20Speaker 1: You might as well put that signed down or take
- 30:21Speaker 1: a break. We will take a break when.
- 30:24Speaker 7: We are ready.
- 30:24Speaker 11: And you said there's there's more now to the chicken
- 30:27Speaker 11: story because of this was that like supposed to be
- 30:29Speaker 11: a romantic dinner.
- 30:30Speaker 1: This is the second member of the show that Tyler
- 30:32Speaker 1: has made out.
- 30:32Speaker 2: Well my god, I forgot.
- 30:38Speaker 1: Rest in Peace or former member of the show.
- 30:40Speaker 7: Oh my god, are we like blood sisters or what?
- 30:44Speaker 7: Oh that's just it?
- 30:45Speaker 4: You got it? Oh my god.
- 30:47Speaker 1: Yeah, So Tyler, he's the silent killer.
- 30:52Speaker 7: I am tired of dogging on, Tyler, we had a
- 30:55Speaker 7: good talk. We're good.
- 30:56Speaker 13: It's just apparently there was a lot of misunderstanding. So
- 30:59Speaker 13: I just wanted to give some context on why I
- 31:01Speaker 13: seem like a bitch sometimes.
- 31:03Speaker 4: I don't think you misunderstood. Hey, come here and give
- 31:05Speaker 4: me a kiss.
- 31:06Speaker 7: Well he doesn't remember it, so well.
- 31:08Speaker 1: Remember the second makeout, which was apparently moving was the.
- 31:14Speaker 11: Dirty Chicken supposed to be a romantic dinner.
- 31:16Speaker 13: No, Tyler, you told me the day before. You were like,
- 31:19Speaker 13: I want to cook you dinner this week. I have
- 31:20Speaker 13: a chicken I want you to try.
- 31:22Speaker 10: Yeah, it's called dirty because you said I told you
- 31:28Speaker 10: I needed you to try and taste something because I
- 31:30Speaker 10: was trying to for the first time. Maybe, Okay, that
- 31:34Speaker 10: is exactly what I told Maybe that is exactly what
- 31:37Speaker 10: I told you.
- 31:38Speaker 13: You said I want to make you dinner because I
- 31:39Speaker 13: have text to my friends saying this guy wants to make.
- 31:43Speaker 10: I don't want to make you dinner because I need you. Okay,
- 31:46Speaker 10: So maybe your side of the story.
- 31:49Speaker 1: You know what you know what a mechanic. You know
- 31:51Speaker 1: when a mechanic will like you know, have something set
- 31:53Speaker 1: so that the woman will have to bring the car back.
- 31:55Speaker 1: So you can fix it guy. Okay, maybe he was
- 31:58Speaker 1: intentionally going to poison you with the chicken so that
- 32:00Speaker 1: he could then take care of.
- 32:01Speaker 7: You like misery Stephen King.
- 32:03Speaker 1: Yeah, he was gonna make he was gonna make you
- 32:04Speaker 1: sick with his chicken. Like, oh what a nice guy.
- 32:06Speaker 1: He made me dinner. But oh no, it feels so
- 32:08Speaker 1: good now he gets to follow and make dinner. But
- 32:10Speaker 1: I also care for you.
- 32:16Speaker 13: When I was sick, he bought me like probably a
- 32:19Speaker 13: ton of money worth of medicine and tissues and stuff.
- 32:22Speaker 1: So I've just been mis reading damn long.
- 32:25Speaker 7: Sorry, I misread all the signs that you're like. I
- 32:28Speaker 7: wake up to gifts like to.
- 32:29Speaker 1: Me along the and the gator r and everything where
- 32:32Speaker 1: there were a box of rubbers in that back.
- 32:36Speaker 8: Large good question. Now this now this unlock so many
- 32:39Speaker 8: other things. Was dumb ass Tyler the giver of the hickey?
- 32:42Speaker 7: I knew that was gonna tar.
- 32:50Speaker 5: That was okay, all right, I heard you guys.
- 32:56Speaker 7: That's the Oh my god, we all need a break. Yeah,
- 32:59Speaker 7: and you tig write or something. I could smoke a cigarette.
- 33:03Speaker 8: Tell I talked about this before Morgan. I was in
- 33:05Speaker 8: New York's exact same situation I moved into a girl's house.
- 33:09Speaker 8: We were just friends. We and we kind of made
- 33:11Speaker 8: out and then you know what, you're just around each
- 33:13Speaker 8: other and it happens, and I'm sorry it will happen.
- 33:16Speaker 7: I'm sorry, it's not We can make bets, all right.
- 33:21Speaker 1: We got to take a break.
- 33:23Speaker 7: I'll see you home. I'm sorry.
- 33:26Speaker 2: I never cried.
- 33:30Speaker 1: Myself for allowing it to happen out.
- 33:36Speaker 13: What do you go over?
- 33:37Speaker 4: You right back