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Check Out This Sick Peninsula · Serious Beef Podcast

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  I'm Abby and I'm Anna. And this is serious beef
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  welcome. Welcome, spooky beef.
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  It is we forgot to say that. We forgot to say that and you
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  know. What?
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  What? The new album is Orange Oh.
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  That's a color. And she really knocked over.
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  Oh. Abby's excited.
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  The album is out. Dropped a new album.
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  The album was on album we recorded last time.
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  It's true. It's true.
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  It's out. It's out now.
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  We've listened. To it I'm obsessed.
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  We love it. It's very good.
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  It's very good. I I mean, I I've liked I like
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  all of her albums, right? You know some of them I I like
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  more than others or speak Now is my favorite love lover. 1989 is
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  of course a Bob. This is this one's gonna.
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  You loved her original? The first.
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  The first one listened all the time.
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  Is it just like her name? Taylor.
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  Yeah, we everybody calls it Debut.
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  Debut because it's just her name.
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  Yeah, but she loved that. Love it.
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  You fell in love with Taylor and then grew up?
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  Grew up together, yes. I think she, she, she was born
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  in eighty, 1989. So she's about four years older
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  than me, correct. So, yeah, no, it's it.
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  That's very fun. Well, listen, we'll get into
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  that. Let's get to the beat.
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  Let's get to the beat. Let's do this in the right.
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  Let's get to the beef first, shall we?
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  You want to say it or you want me to say it?
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  What's? The beef.
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  What's the beef? We were both complaining today
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  because we noticed that our hands are shaky and I'm going to
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  tell you when you're trying to do anything that requires.
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  Fine motor skills and your hands shake even just a little bit
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  It's pain, man it's a difficulty yeah, it's a difficulty in your
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  life We're we're across the bear.
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  I guess I don't know because it's really annoying.
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  I noticed it first when I'll I'll be painting miniatures and
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  I'll see my my paintbrush. I'm like keep it together and I
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  literally will do this thing. I don't have a good.
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  So this is my mini here I'm going to use my pen.
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  I will pinky, yes, I will brace my pinky against it.
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  And then because then I'm not like shaking out any of your
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  hands. Yes, a little bit better.
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  That's it helps a little bit. It's a good strategy.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know we all have to find
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  Kobe skills for our our thing or another.
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  Right. So, yeah, what what did you
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  notice your. I mean, I'm sure he knows you
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  said all the time, but what specifically what, what activity
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  were you doing? I'm.
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  Trying to make bracelets. Oh, OK.
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  Lots of different kinds of fun beads and whatnot.
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  And we'll make, you know, we'll make bracelets keep up passing.
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  But today we were making bracelets for Tay Tay's new
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  album. Yes.
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  And we're both trying to string the string, the beads and answer
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  Shane. It makes it difficult, Yeah.
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  Well, cuz I've got some Co workers in Kansas City and
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  they're all Swifties. And so I, I was going to, I do,
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  I went to visit them. I didn't go to visit them.
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  I went to visit the branch and all that kind of stuff.
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  But I went out, went out to Kansas City.
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  They're all super nice and, and whatnot.
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  And so I figured I got to make them, I got to make them a
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  little sum sum, you know, especially, you know, like I
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  said, they're all Swifties. The album's out.
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  I think that's really fun. Yeah, I gotta.
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  Yeah, I'm gonna send that. Send those excellent on the
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  company's dime. Look at the send it to the
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  bargaining D whatever you Becca. That'll work there.
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  That will work so yeah, can't wait for them to open it up and
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  it's like what Abby's are doing stuff so priceless.
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  I think they're going to be really excited.
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  Oh man, because they look I could because we already we only
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  we've only made 2 so. Far no, and I kind of mixed them
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  for now. I'm thinking about Mandy and
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  Eric can need some bracelets too, so we'll have to.
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  Well, of course, we've only made two so far.
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  And so far those two they're. Cute.
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  We'll have to We'll post a picture.
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  We'll. Post a pic, I will write that
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  down. We'll post a picture.
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  And yeah, it's gonna, they're, they're turning out very
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  adorable. So, mm, hmm.
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  Yeah, absolutely. Right.
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  Well, 'cause we didn't go to the the Aristo concert, of course we
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  did go to the movie. And I remember going to the
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  movie and I was like, I don't think that you guys would want,
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  at the time you were not making bracelets.
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  And I was like, I don't think that they would want to do that.
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  And I didn't think Ash would want to.
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  So I didn't bring it up even though I knew people believe.
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  She didn't bring it up. She knows I'm down for just
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  about. I didn't, I did not think that
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  they would want to do that. So we didn't make any.
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  But these, this mom and we probably talked about this when
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  we saw it, but this mom and all these little girls come out,
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  they're all excited. They went to an earlier show
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  like normal people because they probably bought their tickets
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  earlier than we did. 10:00 PM to the. 3 1/2.
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  Hour airs, tour. That was a late night, but that
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  was so fun. I'd do it again, yeah.
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  Do I would too. That was a lot.
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  Of fun that was so fun and they come out they were really
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  excited they're like you guys want some bracelets and we're
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  like sure now these girls are like 5-8 ten years old and none
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  of these bracelets fit any of us these bracelets were made by
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  children 4. Children, they are very, very
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  cute I think we got one or two that like they're fit better.
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  There was maybe one or two that we could actually get on without
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  cutting off our circulation or breaking them.
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  Yes, I. I was so funny.
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  I had tiny wrists, but I have enormous.
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  Hands. But then she has big hands, so
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  yeah, I was. Like so if we can get over my
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  hand, usually I'm okay as long as but even even for me they're
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  a little. Small so that was that was
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  adorable. So we're like, okay, of course
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  we need to make our own now. Yes.
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  So that's, that's we've been having fun with that.
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  But, and then I can't wait to to hear their response when they
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  open it up because they're going to love it.
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  Yeah, we're just going to love it because I'm sorry, what girl
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  doesn't love a bracelet? Oh no.
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  I know. And the one that her daughter is
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  also going to do something to make her.
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  She's a reputation girl. He's I got to make her.
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  We're going to. Fuck the picture that's from red
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  animal. Learn your Learn your eras.
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  Jesus, I don't know the eras. That's from the all too well. 10
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  minute version. How old is her daughter?
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  Young. She's young, so we're not going
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  to make her that. We're not going to.
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  Make her that. No, no.
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  So. That's hilarious.
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  Well, we actually just went to another Taylor Swift movie.
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  We did. Had to go back up to over the
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  only AMC shows these it's either go to Edwardsville or go over to
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  Saint Louis because AMC yes shows these this these her
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  movies. Why I don't know, but we went to
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  a what was it? It was a.
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  Listening party they it was it was the like album release
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  party. Party.
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  Yes yeah, cuz it was just for that weekend, the life.
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  Of a showgirl. The life of a showgirl, yeah.
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  Let's do it check it out. It's we love it.
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  We're having fun with it. So fun.
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  So they did. They had a they had a debut type
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  party where you they showed the brand new music video for the
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  fate of Ophelia. That's the lead single.
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  And which is we love it. It's excellent.
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  And then then they showed the making of how, how she made it.
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  She directed it. Right.
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  Yes. Yeah, she did so good and she
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  was very fun to watch her directing this this making of
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  this video because she's still such a girl.
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  And every time something she likes something or it went right
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  or the her crew made something that looked amazing, she would
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  get so excited and just be like such a kid again, you know, it
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  was very cute. But and then they played all the
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  songs. And they did a little interlude
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  before each song where she kind of talked about what the song is
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  about, you know, maybe some of the creative process, a really
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  short 20 to 32nd kind of thing. And and then they played the the
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  lyric video. And of course, we're all sitting
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  there. We're singing along and singing
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  along. It was.
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  It was an absolute. We loved it, it was very fun.
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  I had a ball. So, so we enjoyed it.
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  Mayor went, mistakes were made. We did not go in Edwardsville.
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  The AMC is there and if you go across the street, Annie's is
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  over there. We should have went over there
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  and got some. Ice cream.
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  You're right. So.
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  So mistakes were made, but it's OK, we still have a great.
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  Time right it was very fun it was me and you and Ashley and
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  mayor Yep love her oh food and it's got her her Coca-Cola and.
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  They're doing the monopoly monopolies.
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  Back, although now they only do the one.
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  They only do the one well when you you've got only got 1 when
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  you peel. That off I'm sure they used to.
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  Have two. But Once Upon a time you used to
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  have two. Cheap bastards, No.
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  Yep. Yep.
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  Oh. Boy.
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  So, well, I'll give you my sauce.
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  OK, go. What is your sauce?
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  The sauce is. Heinz Heinz's limited edition
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  ketchup and seemingly ranch sauce.
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  What? That is the full name ketchup
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  and seemingly ranch. OK, because early on when her
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  and Travis were were dating, she goes to the game and you see she
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  was dipping her like she had chicken fingers and like French
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  fries. She's dipping them in what?
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  And people were like, it looks like it's ketchup and seemingly
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  ranch. And for some reason that's all
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  things. So now so you you could for a
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  limited time get ketchup and seemingly ranch, which I think
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  sounds terrible together. That does sound terrible.
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  I feel like it would have been more likely it was ketchup and
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  Mayo. Some people like to mix those
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  together. People do like to.
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  I don't dip my stuff in that, but I put it on my burger.
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  You know, I'll put ketchup and Mayo on my burger.
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  That's a true. That's a true.
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  I'll tell you what, it's not just Taylor Swift do can turn a
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  phrase. Actually, only Taylor Swift can
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  turn a phrase you know I cannot. That's a truth.
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  That's a. True.
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  Catch it on the TS13. Good.
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  Great. Yeah.
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  OK. So ketchup and ketchup and
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  seemingly ranch is our sauce. It's literally called seemingly
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  ketchup and seemingly ranch and nobody knows.
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  We think it may be his ranch. That's hilarious.
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  You don't know. But is this ranch in the sauce
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  that you can buy because they say seemingly ransom.
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  Really, it's it's a crapshoot. You don't.
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  Know you're taking your life in your own hand.
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  That's awesome. That's actually fantastic.
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  Thank you very much, Heinz. That's.
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  That's thank you, Heinz. So that's our that's our sauce
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  there. OK.
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  OK, well, you know what? Speaking of Taylor.
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  OK, congratulations to Listener Taylor.
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  Listener Taylor. Hello, baby.
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  And in case we didn't say it, then congratulations listener
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  Emily, who also had a baby. Oh yeah, and congratulations to
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  listener Katie. And actually listener Brittany
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  also had, Listener Brittany also had a baby, and listener Katie
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  had babies a while ago. But congratulations to you as
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  well. Listener, congratulations to
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  everyone out there who's had babies, and honestly,
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  congratulations to those of you who haven't.
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  Congratulations to those of you who have fur babies.
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  Congratulations to you who have food babies.
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  It's hard if you have if. You have fur babies and and
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  human babies. And and food babies, I think.
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  It's true, I had a food baby the other night so Oh my goodness.
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  So congratulations to everybody there you.
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  Go. We'll just put it out there for
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  everybody. Yes, we love you all and thanks.
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  For this, I literally was saying I was like, Oh my God, wait,
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  hold on. This person also have a baby.
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  Oh, and this person had a OK, all right, everybody, we're not
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  gonna leave anybody. Everybody's having babies.
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  Either we leave them, or we might just leave everybody, who
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  knows? I don't know Well, let me let's
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  just I I I'm gonna because I'm obsessed.
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  I'm gonna run through the album here real quick OK, go let's
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  let's. So the lead single is is the
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  fate of Ophelia. Yes.
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  OK. And it's a short album listener.
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  It's only 12 songs. It's.
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  Like one of her shortest albums, which is.
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  Fine. Yeah, whatever.
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  Which is fine. We.
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  Like all the songs so. It's always very good.
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  Are you gonna do her little intro?
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  Fate of Ophelia is is about Ophelia, which is Hamlet.
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  Hamlet and controversial view. Shakespeare is so good.
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  Shakespeare is so good. Yeah.
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  But she said that. She said that in an interview.
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  She was like, she's like Shakespeare.
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  It's, you know, it's so good. Holds up.
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  And I'm like, oh, my goodness, controversial takes.
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  She likes Shakespeare. That's so funny.
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  But she's driven mad by her. The men in her life and she
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  drowns. That's that's the fate of
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  Ophelia. But in the song the fate of
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  Ophelia, she sings about how you know you, whoever you is.
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  It's Travis, we think. It's.
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  Travis saved her from, from the fate of Ophelia and, and now
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  she's, you know, yeah, she's happy, happy.
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  And the video is very, very, very cute.
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  And it's it's, it's a Bob we. Like it a lot.
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  Oh my God, yeah, so good. The second song is.
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  Elizabeth Taylor Oh copyright claim literally the minute she
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  starts the song. The way she says Elizabeth
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  Taylor is like 11. It sucks, you men.
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  Well, like the the course is like I cry my eyes Violet famous
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  for having these Violet eyes. And then she said like why
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  diamonds are forever. She says that later she does.
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  The mayor leans over to me and think.
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  Why Diamonds was her perfume? I'm like, Oh my God, thank God
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  we brought you it. Was like, it was fine because it
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  heard, I'm talking about. I was like, you know what?
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  I don't think the the generation after us would know even with
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  that. And so she's like, I'm like,
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  yeah, let's help. So, yeah, White diamond.
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  She she does that lying white diamonds.
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  And we knew immediately that was her perfume.
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  Yes, I did. She did all these, she did all
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  these commercials where she's of course very beautiful.
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  And you know. Diamonds are forever and.
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  Oh yeah, the diamonds for her that.
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  Might be jewelry, sort of for for a slogan, I don't know.
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  But anyway, white diamonds are forever.
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  That was her. That was her whole thing.
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  That is diamonds are forever is a slogan for a jeweler.
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  I just. Don't know who but.
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  Yeah, now Opalite is the third song on the on the album.
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  It's our favorite. It's my favorite.
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  It's my favorite. I mean, I both love that.
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  One now we both love Opals, which is funny.
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  Taylor Swift and her mother also love Opals.
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  And and it's Travis's birthstone, yes.
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  Is he an October? Baby must be you must be.
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  Yeah, yeah. His birthday was just last week.
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  Oh, OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  His birthday was just last week. So so she does this so Opalite,
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  which I learned from her yes, she does a little intro to
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  opalite saying that opalite is a man made Opal.
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  Yep same as like you can make a man made diamond, you can make a
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  man made any kind of gem. Yeah, just about yeah, I think.
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  And so an Opalite is a man made Opal.
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  And so she does the I actually really loved this intro.
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  She talked about this, how you like the she liked the idea of
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  that you can make your own happiness.
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  And even though you're going to go through dark times, sometimes
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  sad things, whatever, whatever it is you're going to go
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  through, live because that's life is hills and valleys.
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  You know, you have ups and downs you can push, you can either
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  stay there or you can push through and, and make your own
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  happiness and, and choose to be happy, right?
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  Happiness doesn't just happen to you, right?
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  You can choose and sometimes you have to work for it 100%, you
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  know, and make it yourself and and that's.
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  I thought it was really cute. I thought that was really and
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  it's such a such a bop my. Favorite line is she's she says
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  the line. She's just talking about dancing
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  through the lightning strikes. Yes.
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  And now my life is Opal light and it's just I love that so
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  much because yeah, sometimes you're going to have those tough
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  times, but I like the part and after the bridge that she goes,
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  don't you sweat it, baby. I'm like every time.
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  I love that part. I love it so much so that and
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  it's it's also a bop. And so it's I think that album.
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  There's several songs that I really, really.
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  Love. Oh, but that's got to be my.
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  Face I don't think I dislike any of the songs I.
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  Don't hear dislike any of them no that you like more than
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  others absolutely well. I think I I told you or somebody
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  like we'll get to it, but one of the songs is probably I had
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  ranked them all and it's my 12th song.
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  I'm like, this is going to make it seem like I don't like this
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  song. It's not true, but something has
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  to be 12. Something has to be 12.
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  So OK, what's next on the let's what's father figure?
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  Father figure which after she gave the explanation of this, I
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  thought that was really interesting.
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  Yes, that that one is like sort of like the person singing takes
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  another character kind of like under their wing and brings them
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  up and then that character sort of betrays them and whatnot.
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  It kind of backfires and she. Used to be like a mentor of this
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  person, but then this person tries to, like you said, kind of
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  stab him in the back of it's like, OK, you don't know who
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  you're messing with. I take care of my family.
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  Yes, the language, she says. You'll be sleeping with the
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  fishes before you know you're drowning.
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  Unlocked new. A new feeling in me, mafia boss.
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  Mafia Boss, yeah, we absolutely, we are.
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  We are absolutely bad bitches. And Mafia Boss, that was so
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  cool. That was fun and I loved it.
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  But yeah, that one's really interesting.
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  That one's a little slower vibe. But there is a key change.
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  There is and I love that. We love a key change.
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  I wish Sam pointed this out as well.
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  She wishes that in opalite that there had been a key change
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  after the bridge and I agree. I agree.
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  What is taken it from a 99 to 100?
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  You can never go wrong with key chain.
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  Key not I love AI, love a key change.
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  All right after that is eldest daughter track 5.
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  Track 5 is always historically her most vulnerable song, the
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  vulnerable song. So it's like all 1210 minute
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  version back to December. These are all track 5 songs and
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  so eldest daughter is no different.
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  The very vulnerable. Again, more on the slower.
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  Side yes, it's sort of. This one is sort of like.
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  A lot of eldest daughters relate to each other and I don't know
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  what it is about it. And she said that too.
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  She's like, it's pretty interesting because a lot of
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  oldest daughters relate to each other so much on their
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  experiences. Yes.
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  And one of the things that the line in the in the song that got
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  me was something about the eldest daughter is the not the
• 17:48
  sacrificial lamb. What's the?
• 17:49
  Line No, that is. Is that it?
• 17:51
  Yes, every eldest daughter was the first lamb to the slaughter.
• 17:54
  First lamb to the slaughter that's.
• 17:55
  What me and. Mayor literally sitting next to
• 17:57
  Jerry and we're just like they and they have always bonded
• 18:00
  because they are the oldest daughters.
• 18:02
  And it's so interesting where I was more of a middle kid, but I
• 18:06
  was the only other girl. Yeah.
• 18:08
  And so I was the baby girl, yes. So I was kind of a little bit
• 18:12
  more, excuse me, spoiled than her in a little bit, you know.
• 18:17
  Well, it wasn't the youngest in the family, but I was the
• 18:19
  youngest girl. And so sometimes there's a
• 18:20
  difference there. Well, I think that your parents
• 18:22
  are just naturally easier on younger siblings, not because
• 18:28
  they like them better, but because I think that they learn.
• 18:30
  Like sometimes it's also circum. Yes, Sir, it's circumstances.
• 18:33
  Yes, you're right. After you've parented one and
• 18:35
  then if you have especially an age gab and you parent, you
• 18:37
  might parent the other one a little.
• 18:38
  Bit right, Well, it's like these things that maybe I was more
• 18:40
  strict on with my oldest child. I realized those things don't
• 18:43
  matter, so I'm not going to. You wish those as hard, you
• 18:46
  know, maybe. You're a little more chilled,
• 18:47
  maybe you're old and maybe you're just tired, right?
• 18:49
  But, but yeah, but like the eldest, I mean, I, I mean, me
• 18:52
  and Mary are not just the oldest stars.
• 18:53
  We're the eldest. What's the oldest in any family?
• 18:55
  You kind of are the, you are the 1st.
• 18:57
  Plant of the salt, Yes, because you're the first one to go
• 18:59
  through everything. Yes.
• 19:01
  Yeah. And so the parents are learning
• 19:03
  with you. Yes, you know 100% what doesn't
• 19:06
  so 100% and and so I I agree. I heard that that and I was
• 19:11
  like, oh. Yeah, you guys have always
• 19:13
  bonded on being the oldest. And I, I think everybody can
• 19:16
  relate to that in some way because, because everybody's
• 19:19
  always, everyone has had that moment in their life where they
• 19:22
  feel like they are this lamb and the slaughter, you know, the
• 19:25
  sacrificial lamb, you know, 'cause they have to experience
• 19:29
  something first or whatever. And I think, I think that was a
• 19:33
  very, it's a very relatable. I love the line in there where
• 19:36
  she she talks about how I will never leave you, I will never
• 19:40
  leave you out. And I love that part because it
• 19:43
  kind of reminded me of you with Liv, where Liv is 8 years
• 19:47
  younger than you. Yeah, but you never.
• 19:50
  And sometimes you guys butted heads because you're very much
• 19:52
  alike and. But you know, when you could,
• 19:56
  you always included her. Yeah.
• 19:58
  You know, your friends would come over sleepovers.
• 20:00
  And you could have said no, you have to get away and not be here
• 20:02
  with my friend you. Let her be there with them,
• 20:05
  yeah. You took took her places like
• 20:07
  you never left her out, you know, and you to this day, like
• 20:13
  she used to come over and get a wave or whatever.
• 20:14
  She's welcoming your house, you know, even in.
• 20:17
  Well, and we've talked about that.
• 20:18
  I love the the underrated pairing of her and Ashley both
• 20:22
  being the youngest and their. Families and so they've kind of
• 20:25
  bonded and so, yes. Yes, I think, I love that.
• 20:30
  I think she was texting Olivia was texting Ashley literally
• 20:33
  Well, Ashley's photos connected to this laptop and so I will see
• 20:36
  the little I said just come in sometime and I saw one from
• 20:38
  Olivia coming in like she's asking Olivia to come over, but
• 20:42
  and that's fine. You know, I love that yes, so
• 20:45
  they they always they bond whatever, but it's a sweet.
• 20:48
  Song it's it's. Sweet.
• 20:49
  It's very good I. Like it.
• 20:51
  I like how the whole I will never leave you out, I will
• 20:54
  never leave you. That's so sweet.
• 20:55
  Yes, the next one is ruin the friendship now.
• 21:00
  Oh my God. OK, this song, this is upbeat
• 21:03
  song, upbeat song. It's going through.
• 21:05
  It's pretty upbeat and we're you know, you're vibe with it.
• 21:06
  It's This is why we both rank this number 12.
• 21:09
  And maybe we shouldn't give any spoilers.
• 21:11
  I don't know. Because the song itself, the
• 21:13
  message is very good. It's about take the chance.
• 21:16
  Yes, take the chance because you never know.
• 21:18
  Yeah, OK. You never know what's going to
• 21:20
  happen in life and if you know, if you don't, you're going to
• 21:24
  regret it. If you don't go for it, which
• 21:27
  with in any situation. And so that's kind of the
• 21:30
  message of the song. Maybe that's all we should say.
• 21:32
  Yes. Listen to.
• 21:33
  The there's a, there's a, there's a bridge twist, there's
• 21:36
  a bridge twist, there's a bridge twist, so.
• 21:37
  It was. It's good.
• 21:38
  It's a good song, but. Yeah, it is.
• 21:40
  So anyway, but we both still like.
• 21:42
  It I did, I did see a video of a girl who was listening to this
• 21:45
  song and she's like, I don't know, I don't know if I'm liking
• 21:47
  this song and she goes maybe the bridge will save it for me.
• 21:52
  You listen, you can't see my. Face.
• 21:54
  But yeah, well, I was. We stayed up late.
• 21:57
  The the The album was supposed to drop at 11:00 PM.
• 22:00
  Yes, it dropped a little early. A little few minutes early after
• 22:04
  music was crashing because so many people were.
• 22:06
  Listening to us. I'm at home and I'm listening.
• 22:08
  Abby's at home listening. We're time listening together,
• 22:10
  but it's not working. So it's like, hang up, listen to
• 22:12
  them, we'll call after he. Just right we're.
• 22:13
  Texting each other. So we're texting during the
• 22:15
  songs. So we're listening to the song.
• 22:16
  We're in the friendship and we're like, OK, OK, it's, you
• 22:19
  know, it's fun. And then it gets to the again,
• 22:21
  the bridge, the bridge. And I literally just texted
• 22:23
  Abby. Oh no.
• 22:24
  Oh no. So funny.
• 22:28
  That's all we'll say. Yes, it's very good, Very good
• 22:31
  of. Course a good.
• 22:33
  Song. We've just got to say this.
• 22:35
  No one could turn a phrase like Taylor.
• 22:36
  Her lyrics are incredible and so we do love that.
• 22:39
  Yeah, wish list with $2.00 signs.
• 22:42
  I love wishes. Yes, very cute.
• 22:44
  This one is very it is. I think it feels very midnight
• 22:50
  almost. OK, I get that.
• 22:51
  Yeah, but but she talks about how she does She talk in the
• 22:54
  song. She talks about this person
• 22:57
  wishes for this thing. This person wishes for a
• 22:59
  different, completely different thing.
• 23:00
  Oscar in the bathroom floor. You know this.
• 23:02
  Person wants all kinds of rich, wonderful things.
• 23:04
  And this person just wants maybe they just want the three dogs
• 23:08
  that they call their kids or whatever.
• 23:09
  So everybody wishes for different things and they
• 23:13
  deserve those things. Yeah.
• 23:14
  And she said those things. Yes.
• 23:15
  All I want is you. Yeah.
• 23:17
  And of course I hope I get what I want too.
• 23:19
  You know I. Have a couple of kids the whole
• 23:21
  block looking like you I love. That line, yeah, I was like the
• 23:24
  whole block looking like you, all tiny Travis's.
• 23:28
  Oh my God, we're watching. We're watching Kylie Kelsey's
• 23:31
  podcast, OK, briefly, and which is Jason Jason's.
• 23:36
  Brother Jason's wife. Wife yes they have 3 little
• 23:38
  girls. Yes they do So cute.
• 23:40
  And she's probably a great girl. Dad, Oh my God, he's very the
• 23:43
  best. She she posted a a clip of them
• 23:47
  because she was like, I love low energy mom or parent games or
• 23:52
  whatever and whatnot. And so she was like, we'll do
• 23:54
  makeovers and things like that. So we'll get like a little cup
• 23:57
  of water and then they can like paint on my face and things like
• 24:01
  that. She's like in the one really
• 24:03
  likes stickers. And so she show, she showed a
• 24:05
  clip of like, she has stickers all over her face and she turns
• 24:09
  the camera around and there's Jason across on his phone.
• 24:12
  Stickers all over his face, Yes. I yes, so good for him.
• 24:17
  Good for him. Yes, he loves them Sticker room.
• 24:20
  Yes, very sweet, but but Kylie Kelsey had said that that was
• 24:24
  her favorite song and she'd said the the line, the whole block.
• 24:28
  Look at like you. And she goes, I'll tell you
• 24:30
  what, the Kelsey jeans are strong.
• 24:32
  All three of her children look like look like they're down
• 24:35
  though they she goes, she goes. Now those Kelsey's, they make
• 24:37
  cute kids. I can't attest 'cause they are
• 24:40
  very they all through her daughters.
• 24:41
  Very adorable. She's very, very, very adorable.
• 24:44
  Yeah. So she's beautiful and Can you
• 24:46
  imagine? But she's some Taylor's kids.
• 24:48
  She said, she said the last one, her youngest one, she goes, I
• 24:52
  think I've lost the fight and she goes, it was, it was Ellie
• 24:54
  who broke me or whatever and I was legit.
• 24:56
  Legit, it's that youngest one that she's like, she was the
• 25:00
  youngest one also looks like him and she's like that was it.
• 25:05
  But yeah, the youngest one is is the most difficult.
• 25:09
  Well, it was it was because because she doesn't look like
• 25:11
  her. She's like that was it.
• 25:13
  That was she still didn't look like her.
• 25:14
  Didn't get one. Not one.
• 25:17
  Maybe they will when they get older, but as children they will
• 25:19
  so so. Like him, she'll be able to see
• 25:21
  it. They're so cute because I think
• 25:23
  it's funny because it's totally depends on it.
• 25:27
  I don't know, it's really weird. And I, I actually loved it,
• 25:30
  especially with like back when I was teaching and I would meet my
• 25:32
  students and I would meet their parents.
• 25:33
  Like, Oh my gosh, should they look just like come on or dad or
• 25:35
  whoever. And it was fun.
• 25:37
  That kind of fascinating. And legs are interesting.
• 25:40
  It's very interesting. And so, but even like I would go
• 25:43
  somewhere with you guys and people would say, like, Sam
• 25:47
  looks exactly like me. Oh, that's funny.
• 25:50
  And it's funny because I never saw it until I looked at now
• 25:53
  Sam, as I think when she was in high school, I was I took a
• 25:56
  picture of Sam in like a prom dress, that pink prom dress.
• 25:59
  Oh, OK. And I had a picture of my me and
• 26:02
  my wedding dress. Oh, OK.
• 26:04
  And then I saw it. Yeah.
• 26:05
  I saw her face. And I'm like, oh, my God, She is
• 26:09
  exactly me. And I always think that Olivia
• 26:12
  looks like her dad. Yeah.
• 26:15
  And we were somewhere and people were like, oh, my gosh, she
• 26:17
  looks exactly like you. And I'm like, really lived as
• 26:19
  I'm like, she really looks like her dad.
• 26:21
  And they're like, no, no, you're in there.
• 26:23
  I was like, OK, yeah, you know, And you look like.
• 26:26
  I always thought you look like Mayor So.
• 26:28
  But then again, I've been places where people were like, Oh my
• 26:30
  gosh, that's your mini. Me but but well, when I was
• 26:33
  growing up, I've seen pictures of you as a kid and pictures of
• 26:35
  me as a kid. We look.
• 26:36
  Identical we do. We do 100% and I've got your
• 26:39
  hair. I think I got Dad's mouth
• 26:41
  though. Well, I don't know, just we
• 26:45
  always, you always. You always come at the little
• 26:47
  hands or dad's mouth. Yes.
• 26:48
  You always come at the corners of your mouth turned down.
• 26:50
  And I don't think mine do. I'm so glad they don't because
• 26:52
  it's really frustrating when they do.
• 26:53
  But you have my nose. Yes, exactly.
• 26:56
  You guys all have your dad's eyes or a mix of our eyes
• 26:58
  because he has Hazel and I have green.
• 26:59
  So it's really interesting. Yeah.
• 27:01
  Actually thinks I have more. Actually thinks I've got more
• 27:03
  greenish eyes. Yeah.
• 27:04
  Yeah. What colour?
• 27:05
  Ashley's eyes. I.
• 27:06
  Think they're like Hazel? Oh, OK, gotcha.
• 27:09
  Yeah, it's really interesting. My entire family has blue eyes.
• 27:11
  Why do I have green? I don't know.
• 27:13
  Isn't that crazy? Blue eyes, you say?
• 27:15
  My mom and dad have blue eyes and my parents, all my siblings
• 27:18
  have blue eyes. I'm the only one that has green.
• 27:22
  That's very interesting. That is very.
• 27:24
  Interesting, but I have a blue. See the blue ring around the
• 27:27
  outside? And then the insides, it is
• 27:28
  possible, it is possible to get green eyes, though.
• 27:30
  There's, there's a whole, there's this one time I saw this
• 27:33
  story, high school science teachers talking about genetics
• 27:37
  or whatever. And yeah, and he's up there and
• 27:40
  he's talking about he's like, if your parents have brown eyes,
• 27:44
  excuse me, if both of your parents have blue eyes, it is
• 27:46
  impossible for you to have brown eyes.
• 27:49
  Dead it up. So both your parents have.
• 27:51
  Blue not your children cannot have Yes, because the.
• 27:55
  Brown eyes are the dominant. Trait.
• 27:57
  So if you have a, if you have a brown because you 2, you have
• 28:01
  two. For your eye colors, Yep.
• 28:02
  And if so, if you have a blue. And a brown, it will always be
• 28:05
  brown. Now you could be, you could have
• 28:07
  a recessive blue trait and then you pass it on.
• 28:09
  And let's say your partner has blue eyes, they pass on blue.
• 28:11
  Now it's like little R little R boom, brown or blue.
• 28:14
  Then you have two Blues together, right?
• 28:16
  So you can get. A blue, so you get blue, but if
• 28:18
  they're both say little R, little R, little R, little R is
• 28:21
  blue, they're only going to give little Rs.
• 28:26
  Now possibly get Brown. Eyes.
• 28:27
  Right now, this kid sitting and he goes, well, that's not
• 28:29
  possible because I have brown eyes.
• 28:31
  Oh no. This is how.
• 28:33
  This kid finds out that he's adopted because the teacher's
• 28:35
  like, well, then you're adopted and he just.
• 28:37
  Says your mom cheated. Right.
• 28:39
  Well, he goes, well, then you're adopted.
• 28:40
  And so he goes home and he's like my teacher.
• 28:43
  And then the parents had to complain that they did he was
• 28:45
  adopted and they had not. They waited.
• 28:47
  How old was he? I think he was like high school
• 28:49
  and they hadn't told him. I just, I think that they had
• 28:51
  just like not planned on ever telling him that he was adopted.
• 28:55
  Oh my God. Yeah, so that's how he found out
• 28:57
  this. Poor kid, why would they not
• 28:59
  tell? Now this is not a true story
• 29:00
  from my like personal science class but I had heard and I'm
• 29:04
  like that sucks. That's wild.
• 29:08
  So my dad is adopted and you know.
• 29:10
  This. It is possible to get green eyes
• 29:12
  from blue eyes, just FYI. So no, you can rest easy.
• 29:16
  OK, OK. Considering I look exactly like
• 29:18
  my mother, yes. OK, well.
• 29:20
  I don't think it was your mother was going to be the issue.
• 29:23
  You know what? You're right.
• 29:28
  I was thinking about the mailman there for a while.
• 29:30
  I was worried. You're right.
• 29:32
  My mom wasn't the issue. I look exactly like my mother.
• 29:36
  Well, I look exactly like my mother.
• 29:39
  I was going to say, but I have my dad's personality.
• 29:42
  Yeah. So it's kind of funny.
• 29:44
  Yes, yeah, I have. Totally, totally.
• 29:47
  That's very funny, but yeah, no, it is possible to get grued eyes
• 29:50
  from blue eyes. So like I said, I know there.
• 29:52
  Is you can rest easy. You can totally shoot.
• 29:53
  Shoot. I've been stressing clearly.
• 29:59
  Oh, that's hilarious. But yeah, the genetics is we've
• 30:01
  kind of gotten off the rails, but the genetics is so
• 30:04
  interesting to me. And I think part of it is not
• 30:07
  knowing one whole half of your family, you know, where where
• 30:13
  did my dad get, you know, his blue eyes from?
• 30:16
  And, you know, just things like that yet.
• 30:17
  So it's always something that's kind of fascinating to to learn
• 30:22
  about. All right, next, let's go back
• 30:24
  on the track. What's the next song?
• 30:25
  So that was wish list after Wish list is wood.
• 30:29
  Oh, wood. It's about superstitions and
• 30:31
  nothing else. This is Taylor at the movie.
• 30:34
  And she says wood is about superstitions.
• 30:36
  Black Cats knocking on wood. That's it.
• 30:40
  The day, the the beginning, the opening line when she says
• 30:44
  something about the Daisy is naked.
• 30:46
  Daisy's bare naked Daisy. I was just straw.
• 30:48
  I was just straw. Does he love me?
• 30:49
  He loves me not. He loves me not.
• 30:51
  It's so cute because it took me a minute to find.
• 30:54
  I'm like, oh, she's doing the pluck.
• 30:55
  The Daisy love me. He loves me, he loves me.
• 30:57
  That's such a cute way to start the song.
• 31:00
  And but she she literally will not elaborate.
• 31:02
  She's like not elaborating at all.
• 31:04
  And if you listen to the song, it's definitely yes, the
• 31:07
  superstitions are in there, but it's also a bit of a euphemism.
• 31:11
  She, she's on, she's on. Jimmy Fallon, OK, And they're
• 31:15
  going through and she go. There he goes now.
• 31:20
  Would and she? Goes she goes, She was, I wanted
• 31:23
  to do this like kind of timeless sort of hit and it does.
• 31:26
  It feels almost like very Jackson 5A little bit the start
• 31:29
  of it does with the guitar and it's really fun, very fun.
• 31:33
  I love that song. I don't care what it's about.
• 31:36
  I would have loved this song. It's fun, yes.
• 31:39
  And she goes. It started in such an innocent
• 31:41
  place, is what she said. And I was cracking up.
• 31:45
  That's horrible, because you know what?
• 31:46
  You could take it at face value and listen to the clean version
• 31:48
  if you want good. It's all good, absolutely all
• 31:52
  good, but it's a hoot, so give it a listen.
• 31:54
  It is cancelled is an excellent all caps exclamation point.
• 31:58
  It is excellent. I think everybody says I just
• 32:01
  love it. I think it's a hoot.
• 32:02
  It feels very reputation. If you're a reputation girl, you
• 32:05
  I think you'll like this one it. Starts so great and she says
• 32:09
  there's something wicked this way.
• 32:10
  Comes and it's so awesome and it's the other line I'd love is
• 32:15
  when it's, you know, I'd like my friends cloaked in.
• 32:19
  Gucci and in scandal. Oh, it's such a great line, so
• 32:23
  good. So it's a whole thing about it's
• 32:25
  a good thing. I like my friends canceled and
• 32:27
  it goes from there. So this I think this I love.
• 32:31
  That's one of my favorite things that Taylor Swift will do in her
• 32:34
  her lyrics, lots of artists too. This is not just her, but she
• 32:37
  will use a word that has a dual, dual meaning.
• 32:41
  And the phrase itself will also be able to be interpreted both
• 32:44
  ways. So the cloaked in Gucci and in
• 32:47
  scandal cloaked, of course, meaning you could do clothing or
• 32:51
  in some kind of, you know, just kind of your aura surrounding
• 32:55
  exactly. And so I love, I love when she
• 32:58
  does stuff like that, like the in all too well, 10 minute
• 33:02
  versions. She says something like she says
• 33:07
  you what is it? You kept me like a secret, but I
• 33:13
  kept you like an oath. And I love the use of kept in
• 33:16
  that right, because oh so good, so good, so good.
• 33:20
  But yeah, she's so good. She's.
• 33:21
  She's one of the best at the excellent Her her her lines.
• 33:25
  Her lyrics, Yeah, All right, honey.
• 33:28
  Next up is honey 11 so. Sweet, I love it, which is very
• 33:34
  goes with honey. It's so adorable and I, I kind
• 33:37
  of loved how she talked about like when people use the term
• 33:40
  honey or sweetheart, you can, you can use it in this kind of
• 33:45
  derogatory way, like, oh, sweetheart, that.
• 33:48
  Yeah, sweetheart, that skirt that doesn't.
• 33:50
  Fit you. That doesn't look right.
• 33:51
  You know, you can be used in this derogatory way, but now she
• 33:56
  has someone who uses it in this very loving, sweet way.
• 34:00
  And she says, she says with something about when you when
• 34:03
  you say, you say. Lovely, he calls her lovely.
• 34:06
  Lovely. Like say like you're in awe of
• 34:07
  me and so adorable. Adorable.
• 34:13
  I love it. So I saw somebody say they're
• 34:15
  like, I tell you what, if I wasn't in, if I wasn't dating
• 34:19
  the person that I'm going to marry, I would hate this album
• 34:22
  too. Is this what they were saying?
• 34:24
  Cuz there's been some controversial, we got one more
• 34:27
  song so we'll maybe get back to this.
• 34:28
  But there's been some controversial takes on the
• 34:31
  album. And a lot of people, a lot of
• 34:34
  people love it though. And they're like, yeah, I could.
• 34:37
  I can see how if I was, if I was not in a happy relationship, why
• 34:45
  I wouldn't like this album. Right, if you weren't in in a
• 34:48
  happy place, then this might be a little too not sweet.
• 34:52
  Too. Yeah, maybe.
• 34:53
  Maybe not a good time for you to listen, but I think it's
• 34:56
  adorable. I do too.
• 34:58
  And then the last one is The Life of a Showgirl featuring
• 35:01
  Sabrina Carpenter. So adorable.
• 35:03
  She sounds amazing. She sounds great.
• 35:06
  Both of them do. But yes, Sabrina sounds amazing.
• 35:10
  There is. I don't remember the part that
• 35:13
  they both hit this. Oh, it's like, but that's not
• 35:17
  what Sheryl. That's not what showgirls get.
• 35:19
  They leave us for dead when they both do the they leave us for
• 35:22
  that. They harm that.
• 35:22
  Oh my God, they sound so good. So it's basically.
• 35:26
  You know, about a young girl who goes to see her, her kind of an
• 35:32
  idol type of showgirl who, you know, she goes, takes her
• 35:35
  bouquet of flowers and, well, I love you.
• 35:37
  You're so great. This is what I want to do with
• 35:38
  my life, too. And.
• 35:39
  And the showgirl's like, you're not going to want to do this.
• 35:42
  Yeah, like this is she? It's hard.
• 35:44
  It's too hard. Yes.
• 35:45
  And and then it kind of goes through how she she is now the
• 35:50
  showgirl, Yeah. And and she kind of.
• 35:52
  Talks like, well, I'm going to do it anyway because this is
• 35:54
  this is my calling or whatever. Yeah, she says something like I,
• 35:58
  I, I she said I hung her pearls of wisdom around my neck.
• 36:03
  And I again, another dual meaning, like the pearls of
• 36:06
  wisdom, but of course, the pearls.
• 36:07
  And I'm like, oh, my God, So good.
• 36:09
  Incredible. Yeah.
• 36:11
  God damn it, Taylor, you've done it again.
• 36:13
  And I'm. I'm going to steal Grace Helbig,
• 36:16
  who Ash and I watch on occasion her joke.
• 36:19
  Then she goes, OK, this next song, it's Elizabeth Taylor.
• 36:22
  She presses play. And of course, Elizabeth Taylor,
• 36:25
  she says it and then she pauses. She goes, she's done it again.
• 36:29
  Hilarious. Ash and I were dying.
• 36:32
  But there are some people who don't like this album.
• 36:35
  They think it's too short. They think the songs are like,
• 36:39
  there's not enough meaning. They're not poetic enough.
• 36:43
  Then it's not deep enough. It's not right.
• 36:46
  They're like, it's too, it's too pop, it's too mainstream,
• 36:49
  whatever. And it's going to always be
• 36:51
  people who bash not just her, but everybody.
• 36:55
  Whatever. I don't need an activity.
• 36:56
  Well, that's just it. I don't care.
• 36:58
  That's just it. And I mean, and so many people
• 37:00
  have like gone through and they're like, OK, you know, you,
• 37:04
  you know, listening to folklore to Evermore to Midnights and
• 37:09
  then torture poets department, you know, a lot of people
• 37:13
  complain the torture poets department, it's too long, it's
• 37:15
  too deep. You can't just like, listen,
• 37:17
  it's not fun. And da da, da.
• 37:19
  And so they're like, so they're like, you know, OK, you the
• 37:24
  complaints were it's too long, it's not fun and and whatnot.
• 37:29
  And so they're like, so she gave you a short album of just fun
• 37:32
  bop songs and you're still not happy and you.
• 37:35
  And you and so, So whatever, yes, whatever if you don't like
• 37:39
  it. Don't listen, Don't listen.
• 37:41
  That's it. That's it.
• 37:43
  Go listen to what you like to listen to.
• 37:45
  You don't have to like it. You don't have to like
• 37:47
  everything. I will tell you that her first
• 37:50
  album released in 2006. And so that means that next year
• 37:53
  we'll have we will have had 20 years of Taylor Swift.
• 37:56
  And let me tell you something, I am really hoping that she
• 37:58
  announces that debut. The re release is coming.
• 38:01
  You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying?
• 38:03
  Because what a time. What a time.
• 38:05
  I know that she doesn't technically need to do that
• 38:08
  because she now owns the Masters, but I think I deserve
• 38:12
  it. Abby deserves it.
• 38:13
  I deserve it. I wanted I wanted it so bad
• 38:17
  because more than reputation, I know that everybody wanted
• 38:20
  reputation. I I, it's not that I didn't care
• 38:23
  about reputation, but I wanted debut because her voice has come
• 38:28
  such a far like a long way from that first album and I wanted to
• 38:33
  hear her re record those with a more like mature voice.
• 38:37
  And also I wanted the vault tracks and and I wanted our song
• 38:42
  and so song. That's so you.
• 38:45
  I love you. I love that song.
• 38:46
  Listening to that and loving. That I heard that song.
• 38:49
  How old were you? Young.
• 38:51
  I had to have been 6th or 7th grade, probably 7th grade.
• 38:54
  You were still in grade school. I I think I, I, I know exactly
• 38:57
  where I was when I heard I was. I believe in.
• 39:01
  It's really funny. This is such a throwback.
• 39:03
  I'm in like 7th grade, I think approximately and because I
• 39:09
  think it was like fall 2006, all right.
• 39:12
  And I'm in the lot, the girls locker room and holy childhood,
• 39:16
  OK. And I we had, I think a
• 39:17
  volleyball game or basketball game because you know, depending
• 39:22
  on, you know, the time of year and we had, we had a game,
• 39:28
  right? So we have a game.
• 39:29
  And so somebody had like a little radio or whatever.
• 39:32
  And so they put on, you know, whatever country station and
• 39:35
  such. And we're all like changed.
• 39:37
  We're all in the locker room. We had like a lot of times we're
• 39:40
  killing time before the game. So we all have McDonald's
• 39:43
  because we're eating McDonald's for dinner.
• 39:45
  And 100% and we had it was Monopoly.
• 39:49
  So everybody's peeling their little Monopoly things off of
• 39:51
  their stuff. OK, So we're all getting our
• 39:54
  little monopolies. We're all comparing.
• 39:55
  And then our song comes on the radio.
• 39:56
  This is the first time I hear this song and it was the.
• 39:59
  First time you heard. It as the first time I heard
• 40:01
  Taylor Swift and I was like and. You're sitting in there.
• 40:04
  You're sitting in all the tough. Locker room.
• 40:05
  Oh, that's so funny. Eat my eat my snack wrap.
• 40:08
  Undoubtedly peeling my Monopoly off.
• 40:11
  And I'm like, oh, OK, OK, OK. I'm I'm like, I'm going to be 12
• 40:18
  years old, OK Oh my God. Because it's 2006.
• 40:23
  So I'm like, what a bite. What a banger.
• 40:25
  What a banger. She didn't miss.
• 40:26
  No, it's excellent. So every time I like hear that.
• 40:29
  Song I think of you. So so so good.
• 40:33
  Love that and so that's where I heard the first one but I mean
• 40:37
  here's the thing. So that's 2006 like I said,
• 40:39
  we've had about 20 years almost of Taylor Swift and I don't
• 40:45
  straight down the toilet for me, for her for her she's made the
• 40:49
  most of it. I'll tell you what she's built
• 40:51
  an empire in 20 years. They say Rome wasn't built
• 40:54
  today. Well, it wasn't built in 20
• 40:55
  years, yet here we are with Taylor Swift.
• 40:57
  So but I grew up in a time, there was a significant amount
• 41:06
  of time that it was not cool to like Taylor Swift.
• 41:10
  It was I think it was OK to like Taylor Swift during debut,
• 41:15
  during Fearless, but by the time I get to college and it's red
• 41:19
  and it's 1989. It was cool to hate on Taylor
• 41:23
  Swift and to hate her for for every everything that she ever
• 41:27
  did. I skipped over actually
• 41:30
  romantic. We did skip that one.
• 41:34
  I'm like this one. How dare us.
• 41:37
  I know I went. From a ruined friendship
• 41:39
  straight to wish list. Actually, romantic's on here and
• 41:41
  this. Actually, because it kind of
• 41:42
  goes a little. Well, that's why I went.
• 41:44
  I was like, you didn't talk about this because she she said
• 41:49
  so sorry listener, I'm going to cut back to actually romantic.
• 41:53
  Such a fun song as well love. It it is very fun.
• 41:56
  This Ash's favorite. I believe so.
• 41:58
  And, and it's, it's a little more rock, a little, just a
• 42:01
  little bit. I'm, I'm still waiting for the
• 42:03
  Taylor Swift rock album to drop. But she is singing about like
• 42:10
  how this person has beef with her.
• 42:12
  And it's almost like she like didn't even realize it.
• 42:14
  And she's like, it's, it's romantic how much time you've
• 42:17
  spent on this. Like, I appreciate, you know how
• 42:19
  it's work you've put in. It's really sweet.
• 42:20
  That you think about me so much. I don't hate you and I haven't
• 42:24
  given this any thought. But that's really sweet.
• 42:27
  It's so sweet, romantic. That you're thinking about, Yes.
• 42:30
  You put a lot of effort into this, yes.
• 42:31
  And so thank you. Yeah, yeah.
• 42:33
  Well, and so, so kind of ridiculous.
• 42:35
  Absolutely. But it's very fun.
• 42:38
  And she so, so. Yeah.
• 42:41
  So I remember a time in, in, you know, 2000, God, I mean, 2012 up
• 42:48
  to probably 2000. Let's see 16 or so, you know,
• 42:55
  ish, maybe even 18 that it's like it was way more cool to
• 43:00
  hate on Taylor Swift than it was to be just openly that you like
• 43:03
  this person and people really tore people.
• 43:07
  If you said your favorite artist was Taylor Swift, they really
• 43:09
  tore you down. I remember that being like a
• 43:12
  basic question he would ask when you're like college or in
• 43:15
  classroom, like who's your favorite artist?
• 43:17
  I never, I would never say Taylor Swift because one, people
• 43:20
  formed opinions about you of who you were because you like Taylor
• 43:23
  Swift and two. Which is just.
• 43:25
  So stupid. And and two, they just disliked
• 43:28
  you just right off the bat. And like it was, it was usually
• 43:33
  like I would, I remember Katie, Katie P who's no longer Katie P
• 43:38
  being in college with her. And I got the Red Album that
• 43:42
  came out when I was a freshman in college, and I had gotten it
• 43:45
  for Christmas. And I come back and I'm
• 43:48
  listening to it. And she goes, oh, I didn't know
• 43:50
  that you like Taylor Swift. And I was like.
• 43:54
  Your friend if I had no right. Sucker.
• 43:58
  Gotcha, bitch. Actually you got never mentioned
• 44:00
  under reps. Under reps but yeah, no.
• 44:03
  And and but it was just never something that I ever LED with
• 44:06
  with, you know, any of my friends or anything like that.
• 44:08
  That was like, oh, I like to really sad right now.
• 44:12
  Absolutely you can absolutely. Well, you know, it's 5050
• 44:14
  because it's very polarizing, you know?
• 44:16
  What it really is, and it's so sad.
• 44:17
  Start with that shit because who freaking?
• 44:19
  Cares. I know that's so stupid because
• 44:21
  I'm like, listen, I do not like Kanye West.
• 44:24
  I think he's a terrible human being and I don't like his
• 44:26
  music. But if you told me.
• 44:28
  I don't spend my time thinking about him or bashing him.
• 44:31
  I just don't listen. To his no, I'm just using it as
• 44:33
  an example right now. If you told me that your
• 44:35
  favorite artist, Kanye Swift, I'm like Kanye Swift, Jesus,
• 44:38
  Kanye, Kanye West, you told me that your your favorite artist
• 44:43
  is Kanye West. I'm be like, OK, we're not going
• 44:45
  to have a lot in common with music, but whatever.
• 44:47
  I'm living on with my life, I'm not going to judge you based on
• 44:49
  that. And I don't no, I don't care.
• 44:51
  No. Yeah, exactly.
• 44:53
  I know. And so would you ever.
• 44:55
  Judge someone like that, Yeah. On such a simple, silly thing,
• 44:58
  yes. So I've lived through some some
• 45:00
  dark times. Of me either.
• 45:06
  I put my bra on. One titty at a time.
• 45:07
  It's like everybody else. Really.
• 45:12
  Not really. I guess, but like, oh, like
• 45:19
  overall? That terrible overall.
• 45:23
  But no. But so I don't know if people
• 45:28
  nowadays, they. Still, my in laws like to do
• 45:31
  this. I think especially Ashley's
• 45:33
  extended family, they like to give me a little shit or
• 45:35
  whatever about Taylor Swift and, and well, just because, you
• 45:38
  know, I mean, it's just teasing. It's like it's good-natured.
• 45:42
  Now that then I, I, I would like, I, I'm choosing to believe
• 45:47
  that it is. And I, I, I don't think I'm fun
• 45:55
  to tease about this because I don't care, because I've heard
• 45:59
  it so much both in a teasing and in a non teasing way that I'm
• 46:04
  just like, that's fine. Like I think, I think people who
• 46:09
  want to like tease other people about like, oh, you like Taylor
• 46:12
  Swift or whatever, they're expecting you to like jump down
• 46:15
  their thrill. Like I can't believe you would
• 46:16
  say that. Like I'm like, listen, you can
• 46:20
  say whatever you want. She still broke just about every
• 46:23
  record regarding music. She's the only artist to win
• 46:27
  album of the year 4 times. She you know, she's the most
• 46:30
  awarded iHeartRadio and you know VMA and did that like she's all
• 46:35
  these all these different accolades and and songwriter of
• 46:37
  the year and etcetera etcetera. I'm like I you know, I don't
• 46:41
  care. She's got the highest grossing
• 46:42
  tour of all time period. You know she's.
• 46:45
  Not just a millionaire. She's a she with this new album,
• 46:49
  she just hit 2 billion. She was at like 1.6 billion
• 46:54
  after this album. She they heard they're
• 46:55
  estimating her over 2 billion now.
• 46:59
  Oh boy. Yeah, but the.
• 47:03
  You know, again, people, people, there are certain people in this
• 47:06
  world who will look for every opportunity to badge something.
• 47:09
  I'm not one of them. That's just not my thing, you
• 47:10
  know, So I'm never going to want that negativity life.
• 47:13
  And, you know, this, this person was was, you know, saying
• 47:16
  negative things. And I was just sitting there
• 47:18
  thinking, yeah, but you know, it's at number.
• 47:21
  I think Fading with Failure is at #1 And it's the only song
• 47:25
  that's been able to dethrone the golden K5D.
• 47:29
  Hunters song which I love which are fire love K pop demon
• 47:33
  hunters. Sing it.
• 47:34
  Watch it. This is, this is the era of, of
• 47:37
  it's amazing. Yeah.
• 47:38
  Pop music. People were talking about like
• 47:40
  recession pop, you know, with like Lady Gaga, which me and
• 47:42
  Ashley drove back from Wisconsin.
• 47:44
  Listen to her new album. I like the song Disease.
• 47:46
  I know you've heard it. I, I think it's pretty good.
• 47:49
  I you know what? There's some songs that I can,
• 47:53
  some are not hot, OK hot. Take I don't love Lady Gaga.
• 47:58
  I think she's very talented. Don't get me wrong.
• 48:01
  I think she's amazingly talented.
• 48:03
  I get, I, I get it. Don't get me wrong, I get it.
• 48:06
  I will listen to a Lady Gaga song as it comes on a lot of
• 48:12
  times, you know, Poker Face or whatever comes on.
• 48:15
  I'm, if it's just me listening, probably skip it, you know, and
• 48:19
  that's, that's just me. I don't know, because guess
• 48:20
  what, I'm not going to start a YouTube channel.
• 48:22
  The badge, Lady Gaga. No, and that's not me saying
• 48:25
  that those songs are bad. I can still.
• 48:26
  It's just not. You can still watch Crimson.
• 48:29
  She's unbelievably talented. I love her because amazing.
• 48:34
  Yes, just she's a good person. You know, there was just
• 48:37
  amazing. Singer There was a recent clip
• 48:39
  that was released and it was it was One Direction.
• 48:41
  If you remember that, of course you know 1.
• 48:43
  Direction. Of course.
• 48:44
  I know One Direction boy grew. From from Great Britain, I
• 48:47
  guess. And they were at the VMA's and
• 48:50
  for some reasons there were people in the crowd who were
• 48:52
  booing them. And Lady Gaga was there and she
• 48:56
  got up and went backstage and was like, there's a video clip
• 49:02
  of her. You can hear her telling them
• 49:04
  you guys are amazing. Don't listen to that.
• 49:07
  Don't. This is that's not Yeah, you
• 49:10
  know, that doesn't define you. You guys are amazing.
• 49:12
  I loved you. I thought your performance was
• 49:14
  incredible. And she's giving them this, you
• 49:17
  know? Pep talk.
• 49:18
  Yeah. And she was like, I don't want
• 49:21
  to be anywhere if people are willing to behave that way.
• 49:24
  That's not how you treat somebody who's up there.
• 49:27
  You know, it's a very, it's a very nerve wracking themselves
• 49:30
  out there for you. Yeah.
• 49:31
  I don't want to be somewhere where people feel that it is OK
• 49:35
  to treat someone. And be that negative.
• 49:38
  And she left. Yeah, she left the award
• 49:40
  ceremony and I was like, I don't know, good for.
• 49:42
  Her, Yeah, good for her. She's always been very, very,
• 49:45
  you know, big advocate for the LGBT community.
• 49:47
  Like I said, I've got no issues with her and I think that she's
• 49:50
  amazing. I really enjoyed watching her
• 49:52
  perform before the Olympics and watching that one guy eat shit.
• 49:55
  That was very funny. I thought she was amazing.
• 49:57
  I was glad that he was OK. She's just.
• 49:58
  Like an artist, sometimes you're going to like like some results,
• 50:01
  sometimes you're not. It's.
• 50:02
  OK, to play the song Disease for you, because I really like that
• 50:04
  one. That was very good.
• 50:05
  Loves, loves, loves so. I got no, I got no beef with
• 50:10
  Lady Gaga. I think she's wonderful and I
• 50:12
  love, I love artists that support artists.
• 50:14
  Absolutely, and I don't really care yeah Jesus Christ, she's so
• 50:18
  yes was reading this about how surpassed 2 billion in.
• 50:22
  Revenues, yes, Taylor Swift did, yeah, in her.
• 50:24
  Career that isn't crazy but you know to me it's like if you're
• 50:28
  willing to put yourself out there and perform and da da da
• 50:30
  like good for you not everything's gonna be for
• 50:32
  everybody that's OK right you still don't have to be hate well
• 50:35
  especially. Don't be hateful.
• 50:36
  Yeah, well, especially it's like these these artists that write
• 50:39
  their own songs. You know, Taylor's of course is
• 50:40
  a huge 1 of this. Like a lot of a lot of artists
• 50:43
  write songs on their albums. And some of them are very
• 50:48
  vulnerable, you know what I mean?
• 50:50
  And like some of them you've got, you've got songs on Lover
• 50:53
  about Taylor Swift wrote about her, her mother being diagnosed
• 50:57
  with breast cancer and that being a very scary thing for her
• 51:01
  and whatnot. And I'm like, I can't imagine
• 51:04
  going to somebody like, you know, this extremely vulnerable
• 51:07
  song that you've written about this scary time in your life and
• 51:10
  whatnot and be like that shit. Yeah, I mean, I would never say
• 51:13
  that to somebody, you know, say that.
• 51:16
  And like I said, I don't, I would, you know, again, say
• 51:19
  scream on music. I go and say that this is not
• 51:21
  for me, right? I'm not going to actively say
• 51:23
  that it's crap because someone else might.
• 51:25
  Really, really like it. I'm like, I've never been a big
• 51:28
  person. I've never been big into rap.
• 51:31
  I I like alternative music and I like, you know, no, we're going
• 51:36
  to see all time low, but I I don't yeah, The the more the the
• 51:42
  bands that are more screamo and whatnot.
• 51:44
  I'm not in like I think it's like misfits and things like
• 51:46
  that. I'm just not there's never
• 51:48
  enjoyed those, but that's. You know, we love you can enjoy
• 51:50
  it. You know, we love the band
• 51:51
  external heroes and but they have a song that they did
• 51:55
  partner do like a collab with and it's a screamo group from
• 51:59
  Korea. And so the guy comes in and he
• 52:01
  does his little screamo part OK, so it's not my favorite song of
• 52:04
  theirs, but I love, I love them and I love the odds a lot of
• 52:07
  most most of their music that that one song is not going to be
• 52:10
  for me, right? It's OK.
• 52:11
  I'm not going to be like, well, that's it.
• 52:13
  I hate them forever. And yeah, this is this is crap,
• 52:15
  like, right. I wouldn't even call that song
• 52:17
  crap. Like someone else might really
• 52:19
  love it, right? So I'm like, you know what?
• 52:22
  Freaking just why be so negative, right?
• 52:24
  Yeah, it's so necessary. That's.
• 52:26
  So unnecessary. Let's.
• 52:27
  Just be nice so you know what? We enjoy Taylor Swift on this
• 52:32
  channel. If you don't like Taylor Swift,
• 52:33
  I'll be honest with you. I know I hate to tell you this.
• 52:36
  If you don't like Taylor Swift and you think that you're going
• 52:38
  to bother me, you're not. If you know, if you're going to
• 52:42
  go out and just makes stupid claims like, well, she, she's a
• 52:44
  terrible singer. She's a terrible songwriter.
• 52:46
  Listen, you can dislike Taylor Swift and her music and her
• 52:52
  songwriting. The girl is an amazing
• 52:55
  singer-songwriter. Whether I mean, you know, it's.
• 52:58
  Funny, because I read this thing that she learned early on that
• 53:00
  if she wanted to maintain control of her narrative, she
• 53:02
  was going to have to write it her seven.
• 53:04
  So that's what she chose to do. So she just.
• 53:06
  From the age of like 14, it's not.
• 53:08
  Everybody's thing and. And that's OK.
• 53:10
  That's what she chose to do. Yes, we like that about her.
• 53:13
  We love that. Very talented.
• 53:14
  Mm Hmm. So, you know, whatever.
• 53:17
  I, I know and this and again, if you don't like Taylor Swift,
• 53:20
  sorry, this podcast was not for you.
• 53:23
  We apologize. Talk about it every time.
• 53:25
  Now, I will tell you, Anna, I've got a thing that I have been
• 53:28
  saving and I want to talk to you about, and I keep closing my
• 53:32
  stupid phone and not showing it to you.
• 53:35
  So this has nothing to do with Taylor Swift.
• 53:37
  So, you know, Swifty's, you know, if you're here.
• 53:40
  Thanks. If you were only here for non to
• 53:44
  swift information, go ahead and skip to like 55 minutes in and.
• 53:48
  We'll get to it. So back in January, so back in
• 53:54
  January, the state of Illinois opened voting for a new state
• 53:59
  flag. Really, they had a bunch of
• 54:02
  submissions and you could vote. You could also vote for the
• 54:05
  current state flag to keep it. And I will tell you that because
• 54:09
  the voting is closed and we already know who won, I will.
• 54:16
  It was not a big thing. But I will tell you that the
• 54:19
  current flag will be staying the same.
• 54:23
  People chose to keep it. Chose to keep it.
• 54:24
  A lot of people were really pissy.
• 54:26
  It's like these all look like a graphic design project.
• 54:29
  I after opening Illustrator for the third time and I'm like OK.
• 54:34
  Again, why is so hateful? I know, what a waste of taxpayer
• 54:37
  money. OK, chill out.
• 54:40
  So this is the trying to make a this is the flag.
• 54:45
  The current flag looks like that understood.
• 54:47
  And I don't like love it. What are the words that it says
• 54:50
  on that rock Illinois? No, I think it's I I 1.
• 54:54
  I believe it's the the date when it was founded but it's like
• 55:00
  1868 and 1818 but I don't know what those dates.
• 55:03
  Reference. I'd have to look it up.
• 55:05
  So there were some new ones and I the, I believe the link is,
• 55:08
  has since been taken. Well, I don't know.
• 55:10
  Let me click on the yeah, the link has since been taken down.
• 55:13
  So you can no longer go. But they had put explanations
• 55:16
  for for why decisions were, were made.
• 55:19
  So, so like, for example, I like, I thought this was kind of
• 55:23
  fun. This is the shape of Illinois.
• 55:25
  And then there's Lincoln's face. It's the blue, right?
• 55:29
  That's kind of cool. Facing it, yes, I see that I
• 55:32
  think. This one's kind of fun, just a
• 55:33
  little sun and and whatnot. Look at the big eye there, yeah.
• 55:37
  I kind of like this one because it was a mix of like I believe
• 55:40
  in red. These are like little corn
• 55:42
  kernels because of course we and then there's like a gear because
• 55:45
  it's like, of course there's the big city where and whatnot.
• 55:48
  So industrial, there's some some other there's like a thing.
• 55:53
  Yep, but those were the options. Now I person, so my personal
• 55:57
  vote, I would have gone with this one.
• 55:59
  I like it because it's simple and I like this one up here and
• 56:03
  those are the options. But but we chose to keep, we
• 56:06
  chose to keep it the same. And this one is like almost the
• 56:10
  same, but they added some stripes on the side, you know,
• 56:13
  and and they all had reasonings like there was like a reason for
• 56:16
  all these stars. There's a reason for the
• 56:18
  stripes, etcetera, etcetera. And and that's all well and
• 56:21
  good. I have no problem with that, but
• 56:24
  I just thought I would show that it was interesting that that
• 56:26
  Illinois had had the current flag.
• 56:30
  Politicians always wanted to spend the money.
• 56:32
  I'm like, can you relax? Oh, I know where the butterfly's
• 56:36
  on there. I was like, why is there a
• 56:37
  butterfly on the flag? The state insect is the monarch.
• 56:40
  Yes, there you go. So.
• 56:42
  That's yes. Wait, wait a minute.
• 56:44
  I don't get that. I get it.
• 56:45
  Yeah, all these people are commenting.
• 56:47
  Leave it the current flag. Leave the current flag.
• 56:49
  And then people commenting underneath you can vote for the
• 56:51
  current. Flag.
• 56:52
  If you want them to leave it, vote.
• 56:54
  Yes, leave the fight alone. I vote, we change the governor.
• 56:58
  Well, you can. I, you can vote.
• 57:01
  I was like, I was like, I don't know how to tell you this.
• 57:03
  I've got good news for you. You can.
• 57:07
  Vote for that. Holy Illinois.
• 57:09
  I know that we're not dead last in education, but you're making
• 57:11
  us look real dumb. Come on, make it look real dumb
• 57:15
  right now, everybody. Knows that is an option.
• 57:18
  Yeah, well, it's fair that you bring up states.
• 57:21
  This will segue what I've been talking, wanted to talk to you
• 57:23
  about. OK Did you know that each state
• 57:29
  has a state motto? Yes, I did.
• 57:34
  She was excited about that. Yeah.
• 57:36
  Thank you, though. Very fortunately.
• 57:37
  Yes. And the only reason I know it
• 57:38
  came in really hot. The only reason why I know this
• 57:40
  is because we kind of were talking about this last, last
• 57:44
  time about was it even like that.
• 57:46
  We're talking about the truck laws, the seat belt laws, if you
• 57:49
  could ride in the bed of a truck.
• 57:50
  The only state that doesn't have a seat belt law is New
• 57:53
  Hampshire. Yes.
• 57:55
  Do you see Hampshire or New Hampshire?
• 57:57
  I always see New Hampshire OK which I'm still looking for a
• 57:59
  license plate she. Has she's trying to find all 50.
• 58:02
  She hasn't found that one yet. Come on, New Hampshire, do
• 58:03
  better. Take a road trip.
• 58:05
  Take a road trip. So I was like, wow, no seat belt
• 58:09
  law and do you know their state motto live free or die?
• 58:17
  It's like. OK, that checks.
• 58:20
  OK, they're living free. And die.
• 58:23
  I was like, hardcore New Hampshire hardcore.
• 58:25
  They really like Die Hard Live free.
• 58:27
  Die. Hard and then Oh yeah, it's live
• 58:29
  Free. Or did I say Live Free or Die
• 58:31
  Hard? What is it?
• 58:31
  No, no, it's live free. You said it correctly.
• 58:33
  But isn't there a movie that's like Live Free or Die Hard?
• 58:35
  Well. I know there's Die Hard.
• 58:37
  Well, OK, hold on now. I thought that was one of the
• 58:39
  sequels. I really don't know live now.
• 58:43
  I got myself all confused. 2007 film live free or die hard it's
• 58:49
  one I mean it's in the die hard series in.
• 58:52
  The Die Hard series, yes, yes, that's why I'm like, OK, now you
• 58:55
  got me all worked up. I don't.
• 58:57
  Know no no, but yeah live free or die is is the you're totally
• 59:01
  correct on the New Hampshire you and and it really should be live
• 59:03
  free and die because you will be unfortunately, I hate to tell
• 59:07
  you this people in New Hampshire everyone does die so should
• 59:10
  live. Free and then die, right?
• 59:11
  I don't know, but I thought that was an absolute hoot.
• 59:14
  Live free or die and nosy, but law.
• 59:17
  So OK, they're living hardcore up there in New Hampshire.
• 59:20
  They are. So I thought, well, what are
• 59:22
  some of the other like to me? Like a should a motto be a
• 59:27
  phrase? Should it be a verb?
• 59:29
  Should there be a verb involved? Your motto?
• 59:34
  Shouldn't it be an action? Should it be an action?
• 59:36
  I don't know because I feel like that one is like that's very
• 59:40
  action oriented. I felt like it, it I I always
• 59:43
  feel like a motto should should have a message.
• 59:48
  As far as that sounds fucking stupid.
• 59:51
  I I can hear myself speaking No, like I think it should have
• 59:56
  something that's like, I think advice, right, Almost like what
• 1:00:00
  is the motto? It's like this is this is what
• 1:00:03
  the people of this state. They live this, they.
• 1:00:07
  What is the word? This is how you live your.
• 1:00:09
  Life they embrace, yes. Right.
• 1:00:12
  And some of these I'm like, I was going to read you some.
• 1:00:15
  I'm ready. I'm ready.
• 1:00:16
  Hit me. This will be our last thing.
• 1:00:18
  Hit me. Hit me.
• 1:00:18
  Hit me. Because we have Alabama.
• 1:00:20
  Oh boy. Some of these are in like
• 1:00:22
  whatever, I'm just going to read you the English like translation
• 1:00:25
  God and riches. OK, that's fine, whatever.
• 1:00:28
  I don't really have beef with that, but Alaska N to the
• 1:00:33
  future. So I guess they were going north
• 1:00:38
  to the for their future. I get it.
• 1:00:40
  I get it. OK, all right, all right.
• 1:00:42
  I. Understand it?
• 1:00:44
  What's Illinois? Seriously.
• 1:00:47
  Oh, Illinois. Hang on.
• 1:00:48
  Well, I'm going alphabetically. Oh, sorry.
• 1:00:50
  My favorite, one of my favorites is California.
• 1:00:52
  Oh Eureka, I have found it. It's Spain.
• 1:01:00
  Eureka. Eureka.
• 1:01:02
  I have found it. I'm like some of these are so.
• 1:01:06
  That was that's some guy was paying for gold.
• 1:01:09
  Eureka, I have found it. And they're like, write that
• 1:01:13
  down, Jim, write that down. That's really good, Colorado.
• 1:01:19
  Nothing without Providence. OK, seems kind.
• 1:01:23
  Of Providence is the capital. Of Rhode Island.
• 1:01:25
  Oh, you're right. OK.
• 1:01:27
  Delaware. Liberty and independence,
• 1:01:31
  Florida, a God we trust. OK, I'm really these guys are
• 1:01:35
  have let me down. Yeah, I mean, New Hampshire is
• 1:01:37
  the best, so. Far live free or die.
• 1:01:39
  Yeah. You know what I know?
• 1:01:42
  Let it be perpetual. What?
• 1:01:45
  What do you want to be perpetual?
• 1:01:46
  What does that even state? We both were like what does that
• 1:01:49
  even mean? I.
• 1:01:50
  Don't know Illinois is so lame. State sovereignty.
• 1:01:55
  National Union. Boo.
• 1:01:58
  Live free or die, man. Come on, it was right.
• 1:02:01
  I was, you know, I was making fun of.
• 1:02:03
  I was. An excellent example there.
• 1:02:05
  I was making fun of New Hampshire for Live Free or Die
• 1:02:09
  and I, I take it all back. New Hampshire, first of all,
• 1:02:12
  again, take a road trip. So that's why they don't go on
• 1:02:14
  road trips because they have to put on their seat belt.
• 1:02:17
  It's true. That's what.
• 1:02:18
  That's it, those fuckers. We figured it out.
• 1:02:22
  Yeah. No.
• 1:02:24
  New Hampshire. Take a road trip so I can mark
• 1:02:26
  off that license plate. But also so far, best motto, and
• 1:02:29
  it's not even close. Yeah.
• 1:02:30
  Yeah, It's excellent. Indiana there.
• 1:02:35
  My state motto is the Crossroads of America.
• 1:02:40
  That's just like a place. That's more like a place.
• 1:02:44
  Yeah. Is that really a motto?
• 1:02:46
  I don't get it. What's the motto?
• 1:02:48
  That was the motto with you. Kansas, the state of Kansas, to
• 1:02:52
  the Stars through difficulties, OK, But to the Stars, OK, we
• 1:02:58
  don't. That's in.
• 1:02:58
  That's in. Florida or Texas is where we're
• 1:03:01
  sending people to the stars. Like if you ain't shooting off
• 1:03:04
  no astronauts from Kansas. No.
• 1:03:07
  So. That's interesting, I like this.
• 1:03:09
  I looked at the definition of a motto.
• 1:03:11
  OK, what does it say? A short sentence or phrase
• 1:03:14
  chosen as encapsulating the beliefs or ideals guiding an
• 1:03:19
  individual, family, or institution.
• 1:03:23
  OK, I don't think that most of these are doing that.
• 1:03:28
  Wait till. You see here Maryland's?
• 1:03:30
  Oh, go ahead. Manly deeds, womanly words.
• 1:03:35
  What the actual hell, Maryland manly deeds womanly?
• 1:03:40
  Words. OK, you can't spell Maryland
• 1:03:42
  without Mary. Exactly.
• 1:03:44
  And do you know the capital of Maryland, Annapolis?
• 1:03:47
  And so that's my sister and me. So we're excited.
• 1:03:49
  We always love Maryland. I've.
• 1:03:50
  Never been there, I just really quickly whipped my head around
• 1:03:52
  to the office. Camera Massachusetts gets it by
• 1:03:55
  the sword. We seek peace, but peace only
• 1:04:01
  under liberty. I like there's a quote by Teddy
• 1:04:04
  Roosevelt that is speak softly but carry a big stick.
• 1:04:07
  I fucking, I fucking live like that.
• 1:04:09
  I live by that. Speak softly but carry a big
• 1:04:12
  fucking stick. I feel like that's what Marilyn
• 1:04:16
  was going for. Manly deeds but womanly words.
• 1:04:19
  I'm like just say speak softly and carry a big ass fucking
• 1:04:21
  stick. I think.
• 1:04:23
  Or were you trying to separate saying when we can't do any
• 1:04:25
  deeds, she can only just speak, right?
• 1:04:27
  I'm not sure about. That but the woman ease the
• 1:04:29
  neck, turn ahead any way she was.
• 1:04:33
  Minnesota's is kind of cool. OK.
• 1:04:35
  But I really don't. I don't know.
• 1:04:36
  Maybe it isn't the star of the N Minnesota's the star of how?
• 1:04:41
  Is that a short sentence or phrase encapsulating the beliefs
• 1:04:43
  or ideals guiding an individual, family, or institution?
• 1:04:46
  I. Don't know.
• 1:04:47
  Wait, listen to Missouri. Oh, let the welfare of the
• 1:04:50
  people be the supreme law. I don't think they missed the
• 1:04:54
  mark. They would love me on welfare.
• 1:04:57
  Montana's my favorite gold and silver.
• 1:05:03
  For a tweet, Montana, take a road trip.
• 1:05:05
  I also am missing you fucker. Nebraska equality before law.
• 1:05:10
  I like that one. See, I like that one that works
• 1:05:13
  for law. Now we're talking.
• 1:05:17
  Now we're talking. Now we're talking.
• 1:05:20
  I mean, good grief. New Mexico.
• 1:05:23
  OK is this is an interesting one.
• 1:05:24
  OK. It grows as it goes.
• 1:05:28
  It grows as it goes. I don't know.
• 1:05:31
  I like to kind of like that, I don't know if this what it
• 1:05:33
  means, but I feel like that means like we're all kind of
• 1:05:36
  always moving forward, but you can always grow as you know what
• 1:05:40
  I mean, as you're as you're moving forward, you are still
• 1:05:43
  growing. I like, I don't know if that's
• 1:05:46
  what that means, but that's what I'm choosing if you interpret it
• 1:05:48
  that way, New Mexico. And that's very.
• 1:05:50
  Good for you new. York's is excellent.
• 1:05:52
  OK. Excelsior ever upward.
• 1:05:55
  OK, that's awesome. Ever upward on the that's a good
• 1:05:59
  that's. A good one.
• 1:06:00
  That's a goodie. Give me Vermont or I know that's
• 1:06:04
  probably a ways down. Unless you see a good one.
• 1:06:06
  I don't have it. Oh, how?
• 1:06:09
  Can I find? It I'll just look it up.
• 1:06:11
  Vermont here. It's right here.
• 1:06:13
  Oh, OK. Vermont.
• 1:06:15
  Vermont. Where are you?
• 1:06:17
  Vermont? Is this Vermont right here?
• 1:06:20
  Freedom and unity. That's it.
• 1:06:24
  Freedom and unity. Well, I Vermont is also take a
• 1:06:28
  road trip. That's why I'm bringing them up
• 1:06:31
  and Wyoming is the last one I will tell you, OK?
• 1:06:34
  What's Wyoming? Equal rights.
• 1:06:36
  Equal rights. That's it.
• 1:06:38
  It's interesting. Mm hmm.
• 1:06:40
  Quite the red state. Real interesting.
• 1:06:44
  I think they need to learn their learn their motto.
• 1:06:49
  What do you think? But now I'm not.
• 1:06:52
  Saying, but now get this one. Is this Utah right here?
• 1:06:56
  Utah. Utah.
• 1:06:58
  Utah. That's the one right here.
• 1:07:00
  Yep. Industry.
• 1:07:01
  Industry. No.
• 1:07:02
  Did you see Texas? What does that mean?
• 1:07:04
  Oh, Texas is one of my absolute favorites.
• 1:07:07
  Did you? Did you?
• 1:07:08
  Did you see what Texas is? That's why I'm asking you.
• 1:07:10
  It's hilarious. Go for it.
• 1:07:13
  I can't get it to pull up. There it is.
• 1:07:15
  Friendship. Friendship.
• 1:07:17
  Really. Texas, really I'm going to call
• 1:07:19
  you out on. That you know what?
• 1:07:21
  Let me tell you some organs. I like it.
• 1:07:23
  She flies with her own wings. That's a good one.
• 1:07:27
  That's. A good one I like.
• 1:07:28
  It. Organ Eureka.
• 1:07:29
  I'm sorry. I still.
• 1:07:31
  I'm still loving it. California.
• 1:07:33
  Very funny. I am.
• 1:07:34
  Some of these are better than others.
• 1:07:36
  Yes. You know this one.
• 1:07:39
  What is this one? Mississippi.
• 1:07:42
  No, that's not Mississippi. Arkansas.
• 1:07:45
  The people rule. Yes, I don't think.
• 1:07:49
  So I don't think so either. I do like Virginia's.
• 1:07:52
  OK, what's Virginia's? Thus always to tyrants that's.
• 1:07:59
  Excellent. Mm hmm, that's all that's
• 1:08:02
  awesome. So summer like oh now hold on
• 1:08:04
  because but West Virginia, this New Years are always free.
• 1:08:09
  I what I will say that Maryland's yours, it said.
• 1:08:14
  Manly deeds, but female words or whatever.
• 1:08:18
  Only words. Well, this one, so I guess it's
• 1:08:20
  originally in Italian and so this is a different translation
• 1:08:25
  that just says strong. Deeds, gentle words, which I
• 1:08:28
  like better. That's you're carrying a big
• 1:08:30
  stick. Yeah.
• 1:08:30
  Yeah, Yes. New Jersey's is liberty and
• 1:08:32
  prosperity, and that makes more sense.
• 1:08:35
  That makes more sense. Now I got Maine as I lead, OK.
• 1:08:41
  Uh huh. I got to say.
• 1:08:42
  Clip for your die is really funny.
• 1:08:44
  New Hampshire wins for me. Think that's that's really good.
• 1:08:49
  I think it's excellent. This one?
• 1:08:52
  Have you seen Michigan's? Because this one's cracking me
• 1:08:53
  up. I'll just read it to you.
• 1:08:55
  If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look about you.
• 1:08:59
  Look around. Or this one says forward,
• 1:09:02
  Wisconsin. Oh, that's Wisconsin.
• 1:09:03
  You're right, you're right. Why forward is Wisconsin?
• 1:09:06
  One word, simple to the point. And then you have a whole
• 1:09:09
  paragraph for Michigan's Yes, that's awesome.
• 1:09:14
  Oh wait, what's Hawaii's in here?
• 1:09:16
  The life of the land is perpetuated in righteousness.
• 1:09:20
  That's bold. Words, bold words for you know,
• 1:09:23
  do you know one of my favourites, because I think it's
• 1:09:26
  really perfect for our country is Kentucky's United we stand,
• 1:09:31
  divided we fall Good one. That's their motto.
• 1:09:34
  Kentucky Super RedState, who is dividing everybody?
• 1:09:37
  Thank you. Sorry, that was my last time.
• 1:09:39
  I would. Be on that, I think.
• 1:09:41
  I think you know Washington's is by and by which perhaps man.
• 1:09:44
  That's it. By and by what in the world do
• 1:09:46
  you mean by? That it's apparently originally
• 1:09:48
  in Chinook Jargon, that's the language, but I think Oregon
• 1:09:53
  takes it for me. Oregon is excellent.
• 1:09:55
  Tennessee super lame. Agriculture and commerce, yes,
• 1:09:59
  we are only going to worry about agriculture, commerce the recipe
• 1:10:03
  or bugger off Yes, Oregon's she flies with her own wings.
• 1:10:09
  I'm in. That is excellent.
• 1:10:11
  She flies with her own wings. You're God damn right I do.
• 1:10:13
  Yep, on a daily basis I'm I'm taking off.
• 1:10:16
  Not because I want to, but because I have to.
• 1:10:20
  God damn it. Don't know what else is going to
• 1:10:21
  fly for me. You are not a kid.
• 1:10:23
  I just thought that was hilarious.
• 1:10:25
  And so I thought, I've got to know more about these state
• 1:10:27
  mottos because New Hampshire really live free or die.
• 1:10:32
  Well, you guys are definitely following your state motto.
• 1:10:37
  Yeah, right. But also, apparently they all
• 1:10:40
  have slogans, but the slogans are different than the mottos.
• 1:10:44
  Like Hawaii is the Aloha State, you know the floor is a Sunshine
• 1:10:47
  State. Yes, there are totally
• 1:10:49
  different. There's like a state.
• 1:10:51
  Is it the slogan or more of a nickname?
• 1:10:55
  This, this is the state that they're called the slogans.
• 1:10:57
  Yeah, Missouri's the show me state.
• 1:10:59
  Illinois is the Prairie state. Prairie state, but.
• 1:11:01
  Then also Illinois is often called the Land of Lincoln.
• 1:11:04
  Yeah. There's all kinds of different
• 1:11:06
  things. We're very.
• 1:11:07
  Cool, yeah. So so I found that really
• 1:11:14
  interesting. Yeah, I do too.
• 1:11:16
  I had. To check out.
• 1:11:18
  All the state models again, once again, Wyoming, Vermont, New
• 1:11:21
  Hampshire, Montana, Washington DC.
• 1:11:25
  If you're if you could take a road trip, come visit
• 1:11:29
  specifically. Me so she can get your because
• 1:11:32
  do you want to read the comments that people have made on these
• 1:11:34
  state models? Yes, but real quick, I did not
• 1:11:38
  think that I would get a Hawaii. In my neighborhood there was a
• 1:11:41
  Hawaii. License plate.
• 1:11:43
  God damn. OK, so we've read Michigan's OK.
• 1:11:47
  There is person says Michigan. If you're looking for a cool
• 1:11:49
  peninsula. You found it, bro.
• 1:11:51
  You found it bro, I thought. I said.
• 1:11:54
  That's what I freaking said. Alright, give you one more
• 1:11:57
  comment because when we're a little bit over.
• 1:11:59
  Tennessee was not copying off others papers and they have
• 1:12:02
  missed since the misunderstood the assignment.
• 1:12:04
  What was Tennessee? It was.
• 1:12:06
  Agriculture and commerce. It's funny.
• 1:12:11
  That's really good. Oh my God that's so funny is
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  again. Check out this thick peninsula.
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  You should get this. Really fucking funny if you want
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  to see a full peninsula. You fucking found it bro.
• 1:12:26
  That's really good. Maryland State motto is the only
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  one in Italian. Yeah.
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  Also sometimes translated strong deeds, gentle words, which is
• 1:12:35
  much better than the whole manly deeds.
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  Yeah, that's hell yeah. West Virginia, I don't know.
• 1:12:44
  Hell yeah, West Virginia. Shit, I close the tab.
• 1:12:48
  That's so hell. Yeah, West Virginia, it's really
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  small. I got to bring it.
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  Bring it. Big Mountaineers are always.
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  Free. Yeah, Hell yeah.
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  West Virginia. OK, Illinois.
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  Last one, State sovereignty. Sovereignty.
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  National Union. Yes.
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  What? John Wilkes Booth shouted just
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  before you. That's really good.
• 1:13:11
  Oh my God, that's really good. Holy shit.
• 1:13:20
  If you think a pleasant peninsula, look at that.
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  Michigan never change. Michigan never change.
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  Love it. Alright.
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  Gosh. OK, I don't know about you guys.
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  Remember this. I'm gonna need some serious.
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  And some serious peninsula. Bye bye.