Latest / Cosmic Peach / 2026 Route 666! HALLOWEEN THROWBACKS: Franklin Castle!
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- 0:04Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 0:32Speaker 2: Happy Halloween, everyone! 2026, get your kicks on Route 666.
- 0:42Speaker 2: Happy the fuck Halloween, guys. I hope you find these
- 0:47Speaker 2: little Halloween throwbacks as entertaining and spooktacular as I do.
- 0:53Speaker 2: They're sure to send a chill down your taint. Maybe
- 0:57Speaker 2: you'll laugh till you faint. Anything is possible. This is
- 1:01Speaker 2: my absolute favorite time of year. I take great pleasure
- 1:06Speaker 2: in presenting these spooky cosmic peach classics. And again, I
- 1:11Speaker 2: hope you enjoy each and every one of them. Now
- 1:14Speaker 2: let's take a trip down Route 666.
- 1:28Speaker 3: Welcome back to another.
- 1:31Speaker 1: Edition of Cleveland Schwill. And I hope that you are
- 1:57Speaker 1: all tucked in and cozy in your beds. Because let
- 2:00Speaker 1: me tell you something. We're about to scare the literal
- 2:06Speaker 1: shit out of you.
- 2:08Speaker 4: Literal shit!
- 2:09Speaker 5: Hey, this is a spot where you have to.
- 2:12Speaker 1: If you're driving, don't look in the backseat. There's probably
- 2:15Speaker 1: a ghost. Don't look in the rearview mirror. There's a
- 2:18Speaker 1: ghost in the car. That's what we're talking about right
- 2:21Speaker 1: now on the English level because... This episode is haunted
- 2:27Speaker 1: and I have with me co-host Dave Hamilton. Dave, how
- 2:34Speaker 1: are you since you've been to the, to the low,
- 2:37Speaker 1: the undisclosed location we're about to discuss?
- 2:42Speaker 5: Uh, yeah, I, well, I'm not going to be the
- 2:44Speaker 5: one to disclose anything. I, I just know I'm happy
- 2:47Speaker 5: to be here. Happy to be alive, to have survived it. Um,
- 2:52Speaker 5: I've been getting a lot of comments about a photograph
- 2:55Speaker 5: of me that was taken laying down in front of
- 2:58Speaker 5: a fireplace. And so we'll get into that maybe a
- 3:04Speaker 5: little bit. But yeah, this is awesome. And we've got
- 3:07Speaker 5: an even special guest today. So this is going to
- 3:09Speaker 5: be awesome.
- 3:11Speaker 1: Yes, we do. Somebody came into town, into Cleveland, into
- 3:17Speaker 1: Cleveland's Ohio City.
- 3:19Speaker 5: Almost.
- 3:21Speaker 1: particularly for this residence. This residence happens to be on
- 3:27Speaker 1: Franklin Avenue. And it was built in the 1800s, a
- 3:32Speaker 1: little bit after or during the Civil War, or a
- 3:36Speaker 1: little bit after the Civil War. No, it was after
- 3:38Speaker 1: the Civil War. We have Cosmic Peach back with us.
- 3:48Speaker 1: What's up?
- 3:49Speaker 4: What is up, Brian? I got the goose pimples already.
- 3:53Speaker 4: I look like a featherless chicken over here, Brian. I
- 3:58Speaker 4: can't wait to get into tonight's episode.
- 4:02Speaker 1: I know. We're actually doing a dual episode, so this
- 4:06Speaker 1: is going to air on your feed and on my feed,
- 4:10Speaker 1: and this is going to be very interesting. But considering
- 4:13Speaker 1: it pertains to Cleveland, and we all partaked in the event,
- 4:19Speaker 1: I couldn't leave it off my channel.
- 4:22Speaker 4: Oh, absolutely. And I want to ask you, Brian, what
- 4:27Speaker 4: are you sipping on tonight?
- 4:30Speaker 1: That's a great question. Most people don't ask me that.
- 4:33Speaker 1: I actually picked up something from a new brewery and
- 4:37Speaker 1: it's something that I actually need. So this brewery is
- 4:40Speaker 1: called mad tree. And I found out mad tree brewery
- 4:44Speaker 1: is out of Cincinnati. Um, The beer is an IPA. Surprise, surprise.
- 4:51Speaker 1: It's called Psycho or Psychopathy or Psychopathy. I don't know
- 4:58Speaker 1: how to pronounce it, but I probably should be diagnosed
- 5:04Speaker 1: with it. So let me go ahead and take it simple.
- 5:08Speaker 4: Hell yeah. That's perfect for our episode tonight. We are
- 5:13Speaker 4: talking about some psycho stuff.
- 5:15Speaker 1: Yes, we are. We most definitely are. Now, did you
- 5:19Speaker 1: bring a beverage with you?
- 5:21Speaker 4: I did. I do have a beverage. I'll show it
- 5:25Speaker 4: to you first, and then you can guess what it is.
- 5:27Speaker 1: It looks like milk. Right?
- 5:30Speaker 4: Okay, so it looks like milk, but it is an
- 5:32Speaker 4: alcoholic beverage. I'll give you guys one guess what it is.
- 5:36Speaker 1: White Russian.
- 5:38Speaker 4: I am drinking Living Jewel Sake.
- 5:42Speaker 1: What?
- 5:45Speaker 4: Sake. That's right. It is a Japanese delicacy.
- 5:49Speaker 1: Oh.
- 5:49Speaker 4: And it's like a milky wine, but it's so delicious. Brian,
- 5:56Speaker 4: get that fucking look off your face. It is so good.
- 6:01Speaker 1: Let me ask you, do you guys don't want to
- 6:03Speaker 1: know what I think it looks like?
- 6:05Speaker 5: Do you heat it up or do you drink it cold?
- 6:08Speaker 4: Served chilled over ice.
- 6:12Speaker 1: Oh, okay. Nice. Absolutely.
- 6:14Speaker 4: And when I say over ice, they usually bring it
- 6:17Speaker 4: to you at the restaurant in a bucket of ice.
- 6:21Speaker 4: And you just take the bottle, pour a little in
- 6:24Speaker 4: your glass, and then stick it back in the ice bucket.
- 6:28Speaker 4: And they have all different kinds of sake that aren't
- 6:31Speaker 4: as milky as this one. But the alcohol content goes
- 6:35Speaker 4: way low when you get away from these cloudy ones.
- 6:40Speaker 1: So what you're telling me is the cloudy ones are
- 6:43Speaker 1: the ones that bring a smile to everyone's face.
- 6:47Speaker 4: Yes, including your own. I have to tell you, if
- 6:51Speaker 4: you guys have never tried sake, you need to put
- 6:54Speaker 4: it on your list because it is delicious. And Zachary
- 7:00Speaker 4: actually turned me on to it because he loves anime
- 7:03Speaker 4: and he's a big anime guy. And he was like, oh,
- 7:06Speaker 4: I bet you'd like sake. And I was like, that
- 7:08Speaker 4: sounds like... Like a trailer trash beer or something. I'm
- 7:13Speaker 4: not drinking that.
- 7:14Speaker 1: Soke.
- 7:16Speaker 5: I don't have sake tonight. But I do know what
- 7:23Speaker 5: sake is. And I've drank it many times. And I
- 7:26Speaker 5: like it because you drink it and you kind of
- 7:30Speaker 5: get wasted quickly.
- 7:32Speaker 1: And then sort.
- 7:33Speaker 5: Of over it.
- 7:35Speaker 4: Yep.
- 7:35Speaker 5: And it kind of disappears, and then you don't have, like,
- 7:38Speaker 5: that I just drank a 12-pack of beer hangover or whatever.
- 7:42Speaker 1: Right.
- 7:43Speaker 5: That's what I like about it. But, yes, good choice.
- 7:45Speaker 5: And you've just, like, way one-upped anything anyone's ever drank
- 7:48Speaker 5: on this show, I'm pretty sure.
- 7:49Speaker 4: Oh, good.
- 7:51Speaker 5: Yay.
- 7:52Speaker 4: If you drink too much of it, though, you will
- 7:54Speaker 4: get the splatty flatulence. So just be careful, those with
- 7:58Speaker 4: the flatulence.
- 7:58Speaker 1: Oh, I don't want that.
- 7:59Speaker 5: Arch, are you talking about your part?
- 8:02Speaker 4: Right, what's that?
- 8:04Speaker 5: No, I'm good. Well, listen, I do have a drink
- 8:07Speaker 5: and I'm trying, I'm doing my best Brian impersonation tonight
- 8:10Speaker 5: because I also have an IPA here. It's from Columbus Brewing,
- 8:15Speaker 5: which everyone around here would know. And I think this
- 8:19Speaker 5: is called like Bodhi or Bodhi. Can't really tell.
- 8:23Speaker 1: Bodhi. Looks like it's going to be a good one.
- 8:25Speaker 1: I'm going to crack this bad boy open.
- 8:27Speaker 5: 8.3% alcohol.
- 8:29Speaker 1: So I'll be slurring halfway through it. And yeah, here
- 8:36Speaker 1: we go. Cheers. Cheers.
- 8:43Speaker 4: Cheers.
- 8:44Speaker 5: Cleveland Schwill, Cosmic Peach.
- 8:46Speaker 1: This is awesome.
- 8:47Speaker 5: Yes.
- 8:49Speaker 1: All right.
- 8:50Speaker 4: Bottoms up, everyone.
- 8:53Speaker 1: Okay, so the building that we're speaking of, top secret.
- 9:03Speaker 1: And if you saw the title of the episode, you
- 9:05Speaker 1: already know what it is. But we are talking about
- 9:13Speaker 1: a very famous building right here in Cleveland, the Franklin Castle,
- 9:18Speaker 1: which Hans Tiedemann owned way, way back in the 1880s.
- 9:23Speaker 1: I think he was the one who built it in
- 9:25Speaker 1: Ohio City there. And we got ourselves a tour, ladies
- 9:30Speaker 1: and gentlemen. We got ourselves a tour. Dave was there.
- 9:34Speaker 1: Julia was there. I was there. Cosmic Peach was there.
- 9:38Speaker 1: And it was... They left nothing to the imagination.
- 9:48Speaker 5: Let's call it a tour and then some.
- 9:51Speaker 4: A tour and then some fuckery.
- 9:54Speaker 5: Because.
- 9:55Speaker 6: Let's just let's start it off like this we're all
- 9:59Speaker 6: standing outside this gorgeous establishment outside of the wrought iron
- 10:06Speaker 6: gates and we're just so ready for this thing to
- 10:10Speaker 6: get started i was on pins and needles everyone was
- 10:12Speaker 6: on pins and needles and we.
- 10:15Speaker 4: Meet our uh host for the night Our tour guide
- 10:20Speaker 4: and he comes and he lets us in and we're
- 10:24Speaker 4: all very excited to meet him. And I distinctly remember
- 10:30Speaker 4: him being a little bit disheveled and a little bit
- 10:34Speaker 4: like I just woke up from a two hour long
- 10:38Speaker 4: power nap.
- 10:39Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 10:40Speaker 4: And I don't know, David, what's your first impression of
- 10:44Speaker 4: our host?
- 10:47Speaker 5: My first impression was I was intrigued, to be honest
- 10:51Speaker 5: with you. And for the first half hour, I was
- 10:59Speaker 5: sort of really enjoying him. But right away, the clock,
- 11:05Speaker 5: the internal clock in my head, and people who know
- 11:09Speaker 5: me and are close to me know that I get timeframes.
- 11:13Speaker 5: I'm weird about timeframes. And if I'm told something I need,
- 11:18Speaker 5: then it needs to be that. And for like the
- 11:22Speaker 5: first half hour of this, I was digging on this
- 11:24Speaker 5: guy's stories and he seemed cool.
- 11:26Speaker 1: You're right.
- 11:26Speaker 5: The disheveled look was kind of cool and little bourbon
- 11:30Speaker 5: on his breath.
- 11:32Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
- 11:33Speaker 5: It was like, this is like an authentic cool. This
- 11:36Speaker 5: is who you want showing you around this place.
- 11:38Speaker 1: Right.
- 11:39Speaker 5: That was my first impression.
- 11:41Speaker 1: Yeah. It was like home book. Homeboy's been drinking. That's
- 11:44Speaker 1: what I thought.
- 11:45Speaker 4: Yeah, like we're about to have a good time. He's
- 11:48Speaker 4: nice and loosened up and ready to go.
- 11:51Speaker 5: Yeah, this is good.
- 11:53Speaker 4: Whatever.
- 11:53Speaker 1: Well, and you know what, though? That's just I hate
- 11:57Speaker 1: to say it. That's my stereotype of Europeans. I feel
- 12:00Speaker 1: like they're always drinking.
- 12:02Speaker 4: It's like five different types of patterns like corduroy and
- 12:07Speaker 4: some other checkered. He had on like 17 different patterns.
- 12:13Speaker 4: And it was like, my brother had his ticket on
- 12:18Speaker 4: his other phone. So he let everybody else in the gate.
- 12:21Speaker 4: And so you ran back out to your car to
- 12:24Speaker 4: get your other phone. And he was like, okay, well,
- 12:27Speaker 4: we will wait for him. And then we all go
- 12:30Speaker 4: in the house and he doesn't even check that you
- 12:33Speaker 4: have the, he just lets you back in. You could
- 12:35Speaker 4: have totally just been bullshitting that you had the ticket
- 12:39Speaker 4: at all.
- 12:40Speaker 1: Would have thought about it.
- 12:41Speaker 5: And, and looking back on it too, I realized now
- 12:43Speaker 5: he would go from like very nonchalant to like super
- 12:48Speaker 5: serious in like quickly.
- 12:50Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
- 12:52Speaker 5: He's saying, we're going around the castle and it's beautiful.
- 12:55Speaker 5: And Oh, look at this. You know what I mean?
- 12:59Speaker 5: And you'd just be like, there was like no in between.
- 13:04Speaker 5: It was a super nonchalant or you're kicked out.
- 13:09Speaker 4: Yeah, because so the first room that we're escorted into,
- 13:14Speaker 4: we go through this beautiful little entryway and it breaks
- 13:18Speaker 4: off into a double living room is what it looks
- 13:22Speaker 4: like to me. It's like definitely like a smoking lounge
- 13:25Speaker 4: type of area. And they've painted the walls red. They
- 13:31Speaker 4: have some silly looking spider webby thing moment happening. And
- 13:38Speaker 4: I actually thought it smelled like kind of like sage
- 13:41Speaker 4: or they were burning like incense.
- 13:43Speaker 1: There was incense being burned for sure. Right.
- 13:46Speaker 4: And it just added to the whole mystique of the room.
- 13:51Speaker 4: And you're like, oh my gosh, this is going to
- 13:53Speaker 4: be great. But then he goes, okay, you take photographs.
- 13:57Speaker 4: I'll be back. And then he just slips off through
- 14:01Speaker 4: a doorway, closes the door and he leaves us to
- 14:04Speaker 4: our own devices for like, Would you say maybe 20 minutes?
- 14:09Speaker 5: It was it was a good long while. And again,
- 14:12Speaker 5: think about what you just said. He left us in
- 14:14Speaker 5: this room for what? Maybe 20 minutes. This is supposed
- 14:18Speaker 5: to be an hour tour. We were not out of
- 14:22Speaker 5: the word. OK, we were in the first room where
- 14:25Speaker 5: you said there's the incense. We go down into a stairway.
- 14:28Speaker 5: We see a stairway.
- 14:30Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you.
- 14:30Speaker 5: It was a stairway. Then a little door opens up
- 14:34Speaker 5: in the stairway and we're down in this room. And
- 14:36Speaker 5: I think at that point we had been there for
- 14:38Speaker 5: an hour already.
- 14:40Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 14:41Speaker 5: Technically the tour had not begun yet.
- 14:44Speaker 1: Really? Really?
- 14:46Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 14:47Speaker 7: Let me just fill you in on how this is.
- 14:51Speaker 1: I'm not going to ruin the tour for anybody by
- 14:53Speaker 1: saying this, but if anybody wants to do this tour,
- 14:57Speaker 1: the first thing you got to understand is one, it's
- 14:59Speaker 1: not an hour. There's no way it's an hour. This
- 15:02Speaker 1: man is never going to do a one-hour tour. Also,
- 15:05Speaker 1: if you want to know anything about ghost spirits, hauntings,
- 15:12Speaker 1: this is not the tour for you.
- 15:15Speaker 4: If you want to learn about architecture, this is the
- 15:18Speaker 4: tour for you.
- 15:20Speaker 1: If you want to know where one of the leaves
- 15:23Speaker 1: fell in the backyard 30 years ago, and how it's
- 15:28Speaker 1: still there, and that it doesn't belong to any of
- 15:32Speaker 1: the trees in the yard, and that maybe there's a
- 15:36Speaker 1: mouse living under a rock somewhere in the house. This
- 15:40Speaker 1: is the tour for you. Any information that you'd be like,
- 15:44Speaker 1: that's completely irrelevant. Thank you for telling me. I wish
- 15:47Speaker 1: I never knew that, and I will soon forget it.
- 15:51Speaker 1: That's the type of tour you're going to be on.
- 15:53Speaker 5: Yes, yes. And again, it's not that the things he
- 15:57Speaker 5: says aren't to some degree interesting. But it's the wrong
- 16:02Speaker 5: sort of thing you would think you'd be going in for.
- 16:06Speaker 5: Like we were saying, he would occasionally mention a creepy
- 16:11Speaker 5: story that there were bones found here or there was
- 16:15Speaker 5: this or that. But if you said anything about paranormal
- 16:19Speaker 5: or spirits or anything, he would do one of the
- 16:21Speaker 5: real serious things.
- 16:22Speaker 8: And he would be like, the house will tell you
- 16:25Speaker 8: if it's haunted or not.
- 16:30Speaker 5: Like weird, ethereal sort of philosophical things, but never actually
- 16:34Speaker 5: say he would almost get mad if you would say
- 16:37Speaker 5: the house was haunted, but then he would make the
- 16:39Speaker 5: house have its own personality and stuff.
- 16:42Speaker 1: He would get mad if you, if you said the
- 16:44Speaker 1: house was haunted, but then tell you that he's had
- 16:46Speaker 1: conversations with no one for 15 minutes. I think that
- 16:51Speaker 1: it was somebody else. Yes. And like, that's the kind
- 16:56Speaker 1: of thing that the house would do.
- 16:57Speaker 5: And what did you think of the video that went
- 17:00Speaker 5: viral that they pulled down because it was just way
- 17:02Speaker 5: too viral?
- 17:04Speaker 4: There was like a servant in the background or something.
- 17:08Speaker 4: Somebody took a video in the basement in the servant's
- 17:12Speaker 4: quarters where we were.
- 17:13Speaker 1: I want to hear you guys. Has you ever heard
- 17:17Speaker 1: of a video being taken? This was just too viral.
- 17:21Speaker 1: We just couldn't handle it. It's just way too viral.
- 17:25Speaker 5: We're getting way too much advertisement money on this thing, man.
- 17:28Speaker 5: We just got to pull this thing down. I can't
- 17:31Speaker 5: cash all these checks all at once.
- 17:33Speaker 4: He even said they posted it onto their Facebook channel,
- 17:37Speaker 4: and it was just going so crazy that they took
- 17:39Speaker 4: their Facebook channel down.
- 17:41Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. You don't just expand your bandwidth.
- 17:45Speaker 5: No, yeah.
- 17:46Speaker 1: No, you get all those followers. Not in Germany. He
- 17:51Speaker 1: had like.
- 17:51Speaker 4: This weird creepiness about him, like already. And then like
- 17:56Speaker 4: Brian's sister, Kim leans over to me and she's like,
- 18:02Speaker 4: she won't admit it, but she's totally into this shit.
- 18:05Speaker 4: And she like leaned into me and she goes, what
- 18:07Speaker 4: if the house really does choose the owner? I mean,
- 18:11Speaker 4: think about it, Julie. He's German. And he just so
- 18:15Speaker 4: happens to be eccentric enough to do this tour. And
- 18:20Speaker 4: I was like looking at her and I was like, no.
- 18:26Speaker 4: Do you really? Because he said everybody who moved in
- 18:29Speaker 4: moved out exactly two years later on the day.
- 18:32Speaker 5: Except for him.
- 18:33Speaker 1: If the house didn't want them.
- 18:36Speaker 4: If the house didn't want them.
- 18:38Speaker 1: So let's give them a little. Let me start from
- 18:42Speaker 1: the beginning. We walked in. This is what you're going
- 18:45Speaker 1: to expect. You're going to walk in. They're going to
- 18:47Speaker 1: get the group together. I'm going to give you guys
- 18:50Speaker 1: this whole tour that we saw in five minutes. This
- 18:54Speaker 1: is what happens. All right. And we can talk about
- 18:55Speaker 1: the details. You walk in. You smell alcohol on some breaths.
- 19:00Speaker 1: You come in. Go into the front door. Some kind
- 19:04Speaker 1: of ethereal music is playing. Incense is lit. Most of
- 19:10Speaker 1: the lights in the house are off. Candles lit. You're
- 19:14Speaker 1: kind of wondering the structure of the building. You're left
- 19:16Speaker 1: to your own devices. You kind of just walk around
- 19:20Speaker 1: for a minute in the rooms, get to know the
- 19:22Speaker 1: people that you're going to be on the tour with
- 19:23Speaker 1: if you talk to them. There's a dining room table
- 19:27Speaker 1: and there's a few couches. You're free to sit anywhere
- 19:29Speaker 1: you want. He comes back in the room. You're going
- 19:33Speaker 1: to get a thing about a time machine. He's going
- 19:35Speaker 1: to talk about a time machine. He's going to talk
- 19:37Speaker 1: about stops along the time machine. This time machine is
- 19:41Speaker 1: about when the house is built. several of the different
- 19:44Speaker 1: owners that have the house. You leave that area when
- 19:48Speaker 1: he's done talking about the time machine, Granted, Dave filled
- 19:51Speaker 1: you in. We're already 50 minutes into the tour of
- 19:56Speaker 1: what you thought was going to be a one-hour tour
- 19:58Speaker 1: by the time we go to the next room. Go
- 20:01Speaker 1: into the next room. He starts asking you to knock
- 20:03Speaker 1: on all the walls. Going to be knocking on some walls.
- 20:08Speaker 1: Lo and behold, secret passageway. Boom, bam. Go down to the... Brian,
- 20:14Speaker 1: just wait.
- 20:19Speaker 4: The way you're describing it, you're going to knock out
- 20:22Speaker 4: some walls, blow them all, secret pathway.
- 20:26Speaker 5: We're going to go into it.
- 20:29Speaker 1: Because I have to cut out the part where he's
- 20:31Speaker 1: asking you for 15 minutes straight. Look at this wood.
- 20:35Speaker 1: Look at this. Did you know this wood comes from
- 20:37Speaker 1: the east side of Cleveland? Look at it. No. Stop.
- 20:39Speaker 1: Everything you're doing. Stop breathing. Hey, look at the wood.
- 20:42Speaker 4: You missed one of the important details, though, for this
- 20:45Speaker 4: to make sense, which is his flashlight that hardly works.
- 20:51Speaker 1: Oh, he has to press the button 17 times to
- 20:53Speaker 1: get it to the pointer.
- 20:54Speaker 4: So he'll be like, look at this.
- 20:57Speaker 1: Ch-ch-ch.
- 21:03Speaker 5: Oh, there it goes.
- 21:04Speaker 4: Look at this door hinge here.
- 21:08Speaker 5: How many times did he make a stupid joke or
- 21:11Speaker 5: something where he'd be like, boy, if.
- 21:13Speaker 8: I just would have invested in a new flashlight by now,
- 21:16Speaker 8: I was all ready to have this tool done by now.
- 21:18Speaker 5: He said that like six times.
- 21:20Speaker 4: It was only funny the first time because then we
- 21:23Speaker 4: were like, get that fucking flashlight out of here.
- 21:27Speaker 1: Oh, I couldn't stand it. I couldn't stand it.
- 21:30Speaker 4: Okay, Brian, Brian, we're knocking on the door. We're knocking
- 21:34Speaker 4: on the walls. Lo and behold, secret passageway proceeds.
- 21:38Speaker 1: Very narrow stairway.
- 21:41Speaker 4: Which it should have actually had caution tape on it.
- 21:45Speaker 1: I don't think, if you're handicapped, I don't think you
- 21:48Speaker 1: should take this tour. I'm not saying that as a dick.
- 21:51Speaker 1: I'm not saying that in a rude way. If you
- 21:54Speaker 1: even have trouble walking, or if you're severely overweight, I
- 21:59Speaker 1: wouldn't do the tour. You're going to kill yourself. That stairwell...
- 22:04Speaker 1: that stairwell, my knees hurt looking at that stairwell. I
- 22:07Speaker 1: started going down and had to do one stair at
- 22:10Speaker 1: a time. It's this windy stairwell and the stairs are
- 22:14Speaker 1: like four inches wide. So you've got to put your
- 22:17Speaker 1: foot sideways. And it was an old servants stairwell. So
- 22:22Speaker 1: the servants would stay in these quarters in the basement.
- 22:25Speaker 1: And if somebody knocked on the door, it was a
- 22:27Speaker 1: secret passageway up to the front door. Um, But you're
- 22:32Speaker 1: in this basement and he's like, well, some pipes run
- 22:36Speaker 1: under here and it causes all sorts of humidity and condensation.
- 22:42Speaker 1: And then that heats up. You go down there, you
- 22:44Speaker 1: can't see shit. It is complete steam everywhere. Can't see
- 22:51Speaker 1: your hand in front of your face. Frankly, I don't
- 22:54Speaker 1: know what we were breathing in. I think it was hallucinogenics.
- 22:58Speaker 1: I'm not going to lie. Probably some sort of hallucinogenics.
- 23:05Speaker 1: It's trying to make you think that the 17-hour tour
- 23:08Speaker 1: you were just on is only five minutes.
- 23:10Speaker 4: Anybody need an inhaler? Anybody need an inhaler?
- 23:16Speaker 5: Anybody here asthmatic?
- 23:18Speaker 1: Okay, moving on to the tour. I mean, he just.
- 23:24Speaker 5: But let's face it.
- 23:26Speaker 1: So, Brian.
- 23:28Speaker 5: the next maneuver you and I both agree was really
- 23:32Speaker 5: just an excuse for him to leave the room to, to,
- 23:35Speaker 5: to have some more, have some more spirits.
- 23:39Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 23:40Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 23:40Speaker 1: That, that, you know, I'm starting to think the only
- 23:43Speaker 1: spirits that were in the Franklin castle were the ones
- 23:46Speaker 1: in his bourbon bottle.
- 23:52Speaker 5: I will say that by the end of the tour,
- 23:55Speaker 5: all like, all any anybody's ideas about what was going
- 23:59Speaker 5: on with the castle all the creepiness was really just
- 24:01Speaker 5: coming from him yeah all the stories were like because
- 24:06Speaker 5: brian said it all at once where it was just
- 24:08Speaker 5: it all hit us he's like are you real you've
- 24:11Speaker 5: got this german accent it's like are we being led
- 24:13Speaker 5: around this castle by a ghost right now is that
- 24:15Speaker 5: what's actually happening and honestly that was the most interesting
- 24:18Speaker 5: idea i had the entire time i was there was
- 24:21Speaker 5: that that ghost And he was leading us around there.
- 24:25Speaker 5: And there was going to be a twist at the end.
- 24:27Speaker 5: I wanted it to happen so bad. But really, the
- 24:30Speaker 5: twist was Brian just left.
- 24:34Speaker 1: Seriously, though. We're getting to that.
- 24:37Speaker 4: We're down there in this freaking misty, dusty basement. And
- 24:44Speaker 4: he leaves again for another, like, 20 minutes. And he's like,
- 24:49Speaker 4: take some photos in this mirror. And then don't look now,
- 24:54Speaker 4: check them later. And it's like, okay, but it didn't
- 24:58Speaker 4: take 20 minutes for all eight of us to take
- 25:01Speaker 4: a picture.
- 25:01Speaker 1: Well, not only that, but before he slides out, he
- 25:04Speaker 1: tries to like leave you with something. I don't know
- 25:09Speaker 1: if this is philosophical or what, but he leaves you
- 25:13Speaker 1: with unanswered questions. So you'll be down there and there'll
- 25:16Speaker 1: be like a chair that looks like something you'd see
- 25:21Speaker 1: on Bulk Garbage Day on the side of the road.
- 25:25Speaker 1: And it's all beat up. And he's like, there's a
- 25:30Speaker 1: story behind this chair. And the story is extremely interesting.
- 25:39Speaker 7: And I'm not going to tell you what happens.
- 25:42Speaker 1: Bye. I remember him saying that. He's like, the story
- 25:50Speaker 1: behind this chair will give you chills up and down
- 25:55Speaker 1: your spine. Am I real? I don't know.
- 26:01Speaker 5: Bye.
- 26:03Speaker 1: That's what he said.
- 26:05Speaker 5: And then you'd say, is this place haunted?
- 26:06Speaker 1: And he would say, how dare you?
- 26:08Speaker 5: How dare you even say that this place was haunted?
- 26:14Speaker 5: And you want to look at him.
- 26:16Speaker 1: And be like, you do realize each one of us
- 26:18Speaker 1: paid $ 35 because we believe this place is haunted. None
- 26:23Speaker 1: of us give a flying fuck about Hans Tiedemann or
- 26:28Speaker 1: anybody else that's lived here. I mean, granted, it's kind
- 26:33Speaker 1: of interesting. Yeah.
- 26:37Speaker 4: One of the more interesting things he did say, though,
- 26:40Speaker 4: is that there was a part of the room that's
- 26:43Speaker 4: like carved out in like a weird ornamental shape. And
- 26:48Speaker 4: he was like, does anybody know what they use this
- 26:51Speaker 4: part of the room for? And I was like thinking,
- 26:54Speaker 4: I don't know. It's kind of awkward. Maybe it was
- 26:57Speaker 4: like a smoking area or something like that. And then
- 27:00Speaker 4: he drops the bomb on us that they used to
- 27:02Speaker 4: prop up dead bodies to. And dress them up and
- 27:06Speaker 4: take photographs of them. And like have full displays of
- 27:12Speaker 4: the body.
- 27:12Speaker 1: Which is something that was common in the 1800s that
- 27:15Speaker 1: we learned.
- 27:16Speaker 4: That was crazy.
- 27:18Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, that's just it. There were some really cool
- 27:21Speaker 5: things about the house, but we didn't need to hear
- 27:23Speaker 5: about each one for a half hour.
- 27:25Speaker 4: Or like a wallpaper.
- 27:27Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 27:27Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 27:28Speaker 1: That that's basically the bottom line.
- 27:30Speaker 5: If like Brian, if you just want to see a really,
- 27:34Speaker 5: really cool place, go look at this place.
- 27:38Speaker 1: You should. It's like it's got a really cool vibe.
- 27:40Speaker 1: I'm telling you that you could make that place. If
- 27:43Speaker 1: you did an hour tour of that place with with
- 27:45Speaker 1: just the good stories and they edited it, it'd be
- 27:49Speaker 1: one of the best tours in Cleveland. No hands down. No,
- 27:52Speaker 1: no question in my mind.
- 27:53Speaker 5: Dude, if they actually did keep that to an hour tour,
- 27:57Speaker 5: you would love it.
- 27:58Speaker 1: You really would. You would love it. They got you
- 27:59Speaker 1: through that whole house in an hour. And he's like,
- 28:02Speaker 1: they propped up the dead people. You know, like when
- 28:05Speaker 1: somebody died, his daughter died. They had the funeral here.
- 28:08Speaker 1: You're standing where that happened, blah, blah, blah. People are like,
- 28:11Speaker 1: that's interesting. Oh, that's different. But then when you're walking
- 28:14Speaker 1: by and then you just walk right out of there
- 28:17Speaker 1: and you go right down. He's like, start knocking on
- 28:19Speaker 1: the walls. Oh, look, secret passage. I don't give a
- 28:23Speaker 1: shit if the wood came from Afghanistan, dude. I don't
- 28:28Speaker 1: give a shit. Nobody gives a shit in Cleveland where
- 28:32Speaker 1: that wood came from. The only way people care where
- 28:35Speaker 1: the wood comes from is if it literally came from Cleveland.
- 28:39Speaker 1: And they're like, oh, this particular builder in Cleveland. And
- 28:42Speaker 1: he said that for one part of it. I'm like,
- 28:43Speaker 1: that's kind of interesting. But once you start getting into
- 28:46Speaker 1: where every little thing comes from, where every little hinge
- 28:50Speaker 1: on the door comes from, where every window paint comes from.
- 28:54Speaker 1: That's interesting to you because you rebuilt the house, which
- 28:57Speaker 1: is awesome. And you rebuilt it from original floor plans.
- 29:01Speaker 1: That's something you can bring up right then and there
- 29:04Speaker 1: and tell everybody about. And you worked with the city
- 29:07Speaker 1: of Cleveland. That stuff can be interesting. Yeah. But the extras,
- 29:11Speaker 1: you've got to know when to cut yourself off.
- 29:14Speaker 5: Give us one fact. I like the kind of tour guys. And,
- 29:17Speaker 5: you know, now that I've been on this sort of
- 29:19Speaker 5: tour where it just went way, way too long. appreciate
- 29:22Speaker 5: those kind of tour guides now where they're kind of
- 29:24Speaker 5: dragging you around and if someone else was doing that
- 29:26Speaker 5: to her they'd be like and over there in that
- 29:28Speaker 5: corner they actually held funerals back in the 1800s that
- 29:32Speaker 5: was like a normal thing that they did but anyway
- 29:34Speaker 5: moving on we got lots to see like that's who
- 29:37Speaker 5: you want you want that person like hey you would
- 29:40Speaker 5: the back trying to vape moving on.
- 29:42Speaker 1: It reminds me of that scene there was a scene
- 29:44Speaker 1: in gremlins too i think and it was a joke
- 29:46Speaker 1: on people that do like tours in places And I
- 29:50Speaker 1: never forgot it. I used to laugh at it. But
- 29:52Speaker 1: this is truly what this tour needed. And it would
- 29:55Speaker 1: be like, hey, they used to do some funerals over there.
- 29:58Speaker 1: They'd put some coins over the eyes and everybody come
- 30:00Speaker 1: and visit. We're moving. We're moving. We're all moving together.
- 30:04Speaker 1: We're moving. Walk with me. We're moving. We're moving. We're moving.
- 30:07Speaker 1: We're moving. That's what you need to do in that tour.
- 30:11Speaker 1: That's exactly. Get the whole group. We're moving. We're moving. Everybody,
- 30:16Speaker 1: we're moving over here. Come on. Let's go. It's just
- 30:19Speaker 1: nice and quick. And people, as long as they're interacting
- 30:23Speaker 1: with the house and with an individual and they're moving,
- 30:25Speaker 1: they're going to be intrigued. They may even want more.
- 30:29Speaker 1: They may even want another tour. Leave them wanting more, man. Exactly.
- 30:34Speaker 1: That's the name of the game.
- 30:35Speaker 4: Speaking of wanting more, myself and our cousin had to
- 30:43Speaker 4: go to the bathroom and And that threw him off
- 30:45Speaker 4: because he didn't want us to go to the bathroom.
- 30:47Speaker 4: And he was like, OK, you have to go to
- 30:51Speaker 4: the bathroom. And then after we got back, you, Brian,
- 30:57Speaker 4: started telling an actually interesting story that everyone was super
- 31:03Speaker 4: captivated by. And that pissed him off.
- 31:06Speaker 1: You could have heard a pin drop. And I was
- 31:09Speaker 1: telling that story.
- 31:11Speaker 4: Can you tell the story for the listeners tonight, especially
- 31:14Speaker 4: my listeners who have never heard it before?
- 31:16Speaker 1: Okay, I will. And we actually told this story on
- 31:20Speaker 1: Cleveland Schwill Podcast. Yes. On our Halloween episode. And I'm
- 31:28Speaker 1: going to kind of just give it the gist. But
- 31:33Speaker 1: there is a cemetery, and I wish I could remember
- 31:35Speaker 1: the name of it, but it's right where 71 and
- 31:38Speaker 1: 25th Street meet. It's an old cemetery. And on certain nights,
- 31:46Speaker 1: there is a hitchhiker that hangs out outside the cemetery.
- 31:50Speaker 1: And this hitchhiker has been seen over the course, like
- 31:56Speaker 1: by several people over the course of like 80 years,
- 31:58Speaker 1: 90 years. There's various tales of so many different people
- 32:05Speaker 1: in so many different time periods and so many different
- 32:07Speaker 1: decades picking up this hitchhiker. And the hitchhiker is always
- 32:13Speaker 1: described the exact same way. Victorian era type clothing. Very
- 32:19Speaker 1: neatly dressed. Looks to be affluent or wealthy. And they'll
- 32:27Speaker 1: get into the vehicle that they speak with a thick
- 32:31Speaker 1: German accent. And they ask to go to a particular
- 32:35Speaker 1: house off Franklin Avenue. And they will make small talk
- 32:43Speaker 1: with whoever is the driver. And then when they get
- 32:46Speaker 1: dropped off, they will take a few steps out of
- 32:51Speaker 1: the car and disappear. But there was a time in
- 32:55Speaker 1: the 1980s, I believe it was 1981, that an individual
- 32:56Speaker 1: picked up a hitchhiker there and He was speaking German
- 33:13Speaker 1: to the driver, and the driver reiterated what he had heard,
- 33:18Speaker 1: which I can't remember what it was in German, but
- 33:21Speaker 1: it translated to, I need to see my daughter or
- 33:26Speaker 1: something along those lines. I'm going to see my daughter.
- 33:31Speaker 1: And gave him the address. He shows up. He said,
- 33:35Speaker 1: I'll be right back. And he actually watched this individual
- 33:40Speaker 1: get out. Walk all the way into the house. Close
- 33:45Speaker 1: the door behind him. And he waited for this person
- 33:50Speaker 1: to come back out. Because he had said something to
- 33:52Speaker 1: him about, it is the anniversary of my daughter and
- 33:58Speaker 1: I need to see her. And he's like, man, he
- 34:04Speaker 1: has been in there forever and I'm waiting for him
- 34:06Speaker 1: to come back out. Well, he never comes back out.
- 34:08Speaker 1: So this guy contacts the police. He thinks something might
- 34:11Speaker 1: have happened to him. Because he went up to the door,
- 34:13Speaker 1: he's knocking on the door, nobody comes out. He ends
- 34:16Speaker 1: up calling the police. And they end up doing this investigation.
- 34:21Speaker 1: They come to find out that that was the 100th
- 34:25Speaker 1: anniversary of Han Tiedemann's daughter's death. And he believes it
- 34:34Speaker 1: was Han Tiedemann who was going in to say his
- 34:38Speaker 1: goodbyes to his... on the anniversary of his daughter's death to,
- 34:42Speaker 1: to reunite with his daughter for a night. But that
- 34:47Speaker 1: was a very interesting Cleveland ghost story to me. And
- 34:50Speaker 1: I told it and I, when I told it, I said,
- 34:52Speaker 1: you know, this is the door that he dropped him
- 34:55Speaker 1: off to right up there. We're standing right next to
- 34:58Speaker 1: that door. Now to be honest with everybody. And I
- 35:02Speaker 1: don't know. And you had kind of told me how
- 35:05Speaker 1: you felt, but I never really felt anything in Any
- 35:09Speaker 1: of the rooms that we were in never felt a
- 35:12Speaker 1: creepy vibe except for one of them. But Dave, did
- 35:15Speaker 1: you ever have any creepy vibes in that house? Not really.
- 35:22Speaker 5: I do want to say, though, you hearing the story
- 35:24Speaker 5: you just told standing within the walls of that house
- 35:28Speaker 5: does definitely give it a different tone and feel.
- 35:31Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. And it totally pissed our German tour guide off.
- 35:36Speaker 5: He didn't, he wasn't wanting to have it. He didn't
- 35:39Speaker 5: want to hear it at all, which I thought was crazy.
- 35:41Speaker 5: But as, as far as, as far as, uh, feeling
- 35:45Speaker 5: creepy vibes in the house, like seriously, for me, that
- 35:48Speaker 5: wasn't going to happen because of my, I I've got,
- 35:52Speaker 5: I'm obsessive compulsive with timeframes. And I even said to somebody,
- 35:57Speaker 5: when we were standing down in that first smoky room,
- 35:59Speaker 5: it was either you, Julie, or Kim. But one of
- 36:02Speaker 5: you I was standing there next to, and I literally said,
- 36:05Speaker 5: I'm running the numbers here, and there is no way
- 36:08Speaker 5: this is a one-hour tour. I said, unless he's literally
- 36:12Speaker 5: going to walk us through that door and say, here's
- 36:13Speaker 5: a hallway, tour's over.
- 36:15Speaker 1: This isn't going to be an hour tour.
- 36:18Speaker 4: You told me and I was kind of like at
- 36:21Speaker 4: the time I was like, well, maybe it speeds up
- 36:23Speaker 4: like after we get out of this room. He's like
- 36:25Speaker 4: taking us up the stairs and then it's kind of
- 36:27Speaker 4: like over. But then I was like, as we like
- 36:31Speaker 4: we left out of the smoky basement. And then when
- 36:35Speaker 4: he got to the second time where he was gathering
- 36:38Speaker 4: all of us up and he started clicking his fucking
- 36:40Speaker 4: flashlight again, I was like, oh, no, it doesn't speed up.
- 36:45Speaker 1: It doesn't speed up.
- 36:46Speaker 5: But as far as creepiness, let's move on to the
- 36:49Speaker 5: room where Brian said he felt his first creepy vibe.
- 36:53Speaker 5: That's where I would say probably I did feel some
- 36:58Speaker 5: off-puttedness in that room where he had the pagan music playing.
- 37:04Speaker 5: The murder happened.
- 37:06Speaker 4: Yes, I got straight up lightheadedness even in that room.
- 37:09Speaker 4: It was like as soon as you walked into it,
- 37:11Speaker 4: you kind of felt like, ooh, like what is this?
- 37:14Speaker 5: There was a definite denseness to that room and sort
- 37:18Speaker 5: of like just an uncomfortable feeling.
- 37:20Speaker 1: And Brian, that's what Brian had said too.
- 37:22Speaker 5: He was just like, yeah, I, you know, he goes,
- 37:24Speaker 5: I up.
- 37:25Speaker 1: What did you say, Brian?
- 37:26Speaker 5: You go, I honestly haven't felt one paranormal feeling this
- 37:30Speaker 5: entire time until we've gotten in this room right here.
- 37:33Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't bullshit with that stuff. If I
- 37:37Speaker 1: go to a location and I don't feel anything anywhere,
- 37:41Speaker 1: that's what I'm going to say. I don't feel it.
- 37:43Speaker 1: I'm not feeling it. I'm not scared. I got in there,
- 37:47Speaker 1: and the one thing I will say, and I don't
- 37:50Speaker 1: know if this played into my psyche at that point,
- 37:52Speaker 1: but he had made a comment about he never feels
- 37:59Speaker 1: secure in that room. He doesn't like being in that room.
- 38:01Speaker 1: He doesn't feel welcome. Okay. He did say that before
- 38:05Speaker 1: we entered the room, then we're in the room and
- 38:10Speaker 1: he had purposely put some things in there that would
- 38:14Speaker 1: make you a little creeped out. I don't know about
- 38:18Speaker 1: you guys. I don't, this is going to sound so bad,
- 38:23Speaker 1: but I don't feel like when I see particular religious
- 38:28Speaker 1: objects placed in certain rooms and Where you know it's
- 38:32Speaker 1: not a religious household, but you have all these religious things.
- 38:39Speaker 1: It's like you're putting up a specific vibe. And there
- 38:42Speaker 1: was a picture in there, guys, of a seductive Jesus.
- 38:46Speaker 1: And when I'm talking about seductive Jesus, there was something
- 38:49Speaker 1: on his face. It was like this smirk on his face.
- 38:54Speaker 1: It almost looked like one of those goofy faces. pictures
- 38:57Speaker 1: of Jesus that you would see.
- 38:58Speaker 5: And it was like a mockery.
- 39:01Speaker 1: It was almost huge.
- 39:05Speaker 5: It was almost androgynous. Like if, uh, like if real
- 39:09Speaker 5: Jesus and Freddie Mercury had a baby. Yeah. Yeah.
- 39:13Speaker 4: It was freaking weird. And then like right behind him,
- 39:17Speaker 4: as he's talking about this room, I got major, major,
- 39:21Speaker 4: major creeps in that room. But he has like an
- 39:24Speaker 4: old fashioned record player going. And then the, the record
- 39:29Speaker 4: cover sleeve for display. And it says pagan festival.
- 39:35Speaker 1: Yes. And that's purposeful. It's purposeful. It's all purposeful. Yeah.
- 39:41Speaker 5: And, and like I said, so it's a, it's an
- 39:43Speaker 5: interesting thing to Brian's point though, where he goes, Hey man,
- 39:46Speaker 5: if I'm having a weird feeling, I'll tell you, or
- 39:48Speaker 5: if I'm not, because, Within a half hour, we were
- 39:56Speaker 5: in another room and Brian was accusing the guy.
- 40:00Speaker 4: Can you repeat that?
- 40:04Speaker 1: You broke up really bad there. The spirit must have
- 40:07Speaker 1: been in your microphone.
- 40:09Speaker 5: No, I said I know Brian will be straight up
- 40:12Speaker 5: if he's feeling uncomfortable in a room or not because
- 40:14Speaker 5: within a half hour of leaving that room, he was
- 40:16Speaker 5: accusing the guy of buying his artwork at a yard
- 40:19Speaker 5: sale in the next room.
- 40:25Speaker 1: I straight up said that to him too.
- 40:27Speaker 4: You freaking called him out. But before we even get
- 40:30Speaker 4: to that part, I have to say something you guys
- 40:33Speaker 4: skipped over. He said something about like, Michelle, somebody, Schaumburg
- 40:39Speaker 4: or someone who had some kind of stock in Yahoo
- 40:44Speaker 4: had bought the Franklin Castle before. And she had thrown
- 40:48Speaker 4: some kind of a party. And then after the party,
- 40:52Speaker 4: some guy broke into the basement and he set the
- 40:55Speaker 4: Franklin Castle on fire.
- 40:57Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 40:58Speaker 4: He was trying to burn out the evil spirits. And
- 41:02Speaker 4: then immediately after that, we went into the creepiest fucking
- 41:05Speaker 4: room in the whole castle.
- 41:06Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 41:07Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 41:08Speaker 1: And that, that room too, somebody was killed in that room.
- 41:12Speaker 1: They were killed.
- 41:14Speaker 5: Like murder style murder in that room.
- 41:17Speaker 1: And it was kind of like, uh, I, it was
- 41:21Speaker 1: serving quarters for a little while. It was a honeymoon suite.
- 41:24Speaker 1: It was like where the Butler stayed. And it was
- 41:28Speaker 1: where that Michelle woman stayed that, She was one of the,
- 41:32Speaker 1: I don't know if I would say founding member of Yahoo,
- 41:35Speaker 1: but she's like late 90s working at Yahoo, probably one
- 41:40Speaker 1: of 20 employees. And I'm sure as Yahoo got bigger
- 41:46Speaker 1: and bigger during that time, she was falling into a
- 41:49Speaker 1: little bit more money. Purchased the property, had a Halloween party.
- 41:55Speaker 1: And this guy comes to the Halloween party and.
- 41:59Speaker 1: He was invited. Like, they invited a bunch of people
- 42:02Speaker 1: to this Halloween party at the Franklin Castle. And everybody
- 42:06Speaker 1: knew back then, guys. Around the year 2000, the Franklin
- 42:10Speaker 1: Castle had the same reputation as it does today. Haunted place.
- 42:14Speaker 1: One of the most haunted locations in Cleveland. We all
- 42:17Speaker 1: know that, right? And this guy straight up was like,
- 42:21Speaker 1: I'm going to get rid of this place. It's evil.
- 42:24Speaker 1: And a lot of stuff has happened there.
- 42:27Speaker 4: I mean.
- 42:29Speaker 1: As we're going through the tour, even the current owners
- 42:34Speaker 1: talking about when they were knocking down certain parts of
- 42:36Speaker 1: the wall, they're finding Nazi artifacts that he says he
- 42:42Speaker 1: throws away. I mean, even me, you guys, I don't
- 42:46Speaker 1: believe in Nazism, but I'd still be like, that's kind
- 42:50Speaker 1: of fucking cool.
- 42:52Speaker 4: It's like a piece of history that's been buried within
- 42:55Speaker 4: the house.
- 42:56Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 42:56Speaker 1: Yeah. It's not like you just burn this stuff or whatever.
- 42:59Speaker 1: You're like, this stuff's interesting because it's a part of history.
- 43:06Speaker 1: But anyway, that's just me personally. Because, you know, all
- 43:14Speaker 1: regimes and people in history have done horrible things. So
- 43:18Speaker 1: it's just like, I mean, where do you morally draw
- 43:22Speaker 1: the line?
- 43:22Speaker 5: Well, listen, it's if you dug up a time capsule
- 43:26Speaker 5: that you had no idea that was there.
- 43:28Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
- 43:28Speaker 5: 200 years from now. And it just happened to be
- 43:31Speaker 5: all full of Nazi shit.
- 43:34Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 43:36Speaker 5: Mega interesting. And that's like, you know what I mean?
- 43:38Speaker 1: That's just the thing. It's the history of someone put
- 43:41Speaker 1: it there.
- 43:41Speaker 5: They threw it in there. OK, they were crazy people,
- 43:43Speaker 5: but still they left this big thing. Let's look at it.
- 43:47Speaker 5: same kind of deal with that castle. You go in
- 43:49Speaker 5: there and you say to yourself, and I thought the
- 43:52Speaker 5: tour guide actually made an interesting point where he said
- 43:55Speaker 5: certain things, they don't digging to find things within the
- 43:59Speaker 5: walls because the way he put it was, he says,
- 44:01Speaker 5: these things need to be discovered as they're meant to
- 44:03Speaker 5: be discovered. And I thought that was kind of a
- 44:05Speaker 5: good anecdote, you know, about like a house.
- 44:11Speaker 1: Yeah. So the house definitely has some history and we
- 44:14Speaker 1: can get into some of that. uh, at the end,
- 44:17Speaker 1: you know, after we're done talking about the tour, we've
- 44:19Speaker 1: talked about some of the real history, but it was,
- 44:22Speaker 1: it was, I mean, that kind of stuff is interesting.
- 44:25Speaker 1: And those little snippets are, I think would be interesting
- 44:29Speaker 1: to anybody. Like what he found there. What is there?
- 44:34Speaker 5: Well, for Julie though, like your, your audience, especially when
- 44:40Speaker 5: you really do think about that, that guy was invited
- 44:42Speaker 5: to the party.
- 44:44Speaker 1: Okay.
- 44:45Speaker 5: He must have been a fairly normal person if you're
- 44:48Speaker 5: being invited to a party like that, right? To a
- 44:50Speaker 5: person who's healthy and has the kind of money to
- 44:53Speaker 5: buy that place or whatever. And for you to kind
- 44:56Speaker 5: of be convinced in the short time you're in that
- 44:58Speaker 5: house at a party that the place is evil, it
- 45:01Speaker 5: kind of makes you wonder what his experience was. And
- 45:03Speaker 5: I think I'm right now having a really cool idea
- 45:06Speaker 5: for a screenplay.
- 45:08Speaker 4: What's the screenplay?
- 45:10Speaker 5: Well, think about it. You get invited to this Franklin
- 45:13Speaker 5: Castle place, and it's just the crazy experience this guy
- 45:18Speaker 5: has that leads him to burn it down at the end.
- 45:20Speaker 5: And by the end of the movie, you have to
- 45:22Speaker 5: be agreeing with him that the place needs to be burned.
- 45:25Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 45:27Speaker 1: By his perspective, you don't know what a person's perspective is.
- 45:32Speaker 1: Is he more in tune with certain things than other
- 45:37Speaker 1: people are?
- 45:37Speaker 5: Right.
- 45:39Speaker 1: Something whispering to him.
- 45:41Speaker 4: Like the Amityville house. Like he got in there and
- 45:44Speaker 4: then like he was.
- 45:45Speaker 7: Like people that have the shining.
- 45:47Speaker 1: Yeah. The shining. The shining. Things talking to them that
- 45:52Speaker 1: other people are like, you're crazy now.
- 45:54Speaker 4: And then he's like, this place has got to go.
- 45:57Speaker 1: Some people are really in tune with weird stuff like that.
- 46:00Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 46:01Speaker 1: Way more than I am.
- 46:03Speaker 5: That's why I think for me it makes for such
- 46:05Speaker 5: a great movie type story because anything could have happened
- 46:09Speaker 5: to him.
- 46:09Speaker 1: We don't know.
- 46:10Speaker 5: It could have been 1408 up in there for an hour.
- 46:14Speaker 5: You know what I mean? He just came out and
- 46:16Speaker 5: was like, this place got to fucking burn. But that
- 46:20Speaker 5: to me is the interesting part of that guy just
- 46:22Speaker 5: needing to burn the place. Because listen, I've had weird
- 46:26Speaker 5: thoughts where I was like, this place creeps me out.
- 46:29Speaker 5: Never been enough to make me actually go back and
- 46:31Speaker 5: sneak in and burn a place down.
- 46:33Speaker 4: And you know what? They said it burnt for two
- 46:36Speaker 4: hours straight and it's still standing.
- 46:40Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
- 46:42Speaker 5: Well, we know there's wood particles everywhere.
- 46:44Speaker 1: We saw them. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 46:46Speaker 4: Don't even tell that story yet. Brian, what happens after
- 46:51Speaker 4: we get out of the creepy room?
- 46:54Speaker 1: Well, this is where things start to get fuzzy for
- 46:58Speaker 1: me because the only things I started thinking about was
- 47:01Speaker 1: eating food and leaving.
- 47:03Speaker 5: Yes.
- 47:04Speaker 1: Once we left that room. So to put things in perspective, guys,
- 47:09Speaker 1: it sounds like, oh, hey, I would have, you know,
- 47:11Speaker 1: you got some extra time in the house. That's great.
- 47:15Speaker 1: Show up at 545. You're like, you know what? Let's
- 47:18Speaker 1: make plans to have dinner after we leave. This is
- 47:21Speaker 1: a one hour tour. We'll be out at seven. There's
- 47:24Speaker 1: plenty of restaurants that I want to eat at in
- 47:27Speaker 1: Ohio City, which was 100% our plan. Okay. Everybody went
- 47:34Speaker 1: there not eating dinner because we believed a one-hour tour
- 47:42Speaker 1: meant one-hour tour.
- 47:44Speaker 4: 60 minutes.
- 47:47Speaker 1: We were on hour one and a half, almost two hours.
- 47:51Speaker 1: We were probably on hour two when we left that
- 47:54Speaker 1: room that I'm talking about where the murder had occurred,
- 47:57Speaker 1: where sexual Jesus is shown, where... you know, we all
- 48:03Speaker 1: had a creepy feeling and pagan records are being played,
- 48:06Speaker 1: which by the way, you go, well, how many records
- 48:09Speaker 1: could be at this guy's disposal? Let me tell you
- 48:12Speaker 1: well over 5,000 to 10,000 records are sitting in the
- 48:16Speaker 1: Franklin castle right now. Look it up. A record company
- 48:20Speaker 1: bought out some of the rooms up there and they
- 48:23Speaker 1: have thousands upon thousands of records. He could have chose. Yes.
- 48:27Speaker 1: Pagan festival is what plays and that's on purpose. Let's
- 48:32Speaker 1: not mistake it. Pagan festival. So we leave that room
- 48:39Speaker 1: and we go upstairs now. And you're kind of backwards
- 48:45Speaker 1: at this point. You're like in this labyrinth. You kind
- 48:48Speaker 1: of lose track of where you're at. And he shows
- 48:51Speaker 1: an office and goes into where, you know, this is
- 48:55Speaker 1: a small office and people didn't have offices back then
- 48:58Speaker 1: and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You got this office.
- 49:01Speaker 1: And then he talks about offices downtown. Then he talks
- 49:04Speaker 1: about offices in the house. And you're like, you're trying
- 49:08Speaker 1: to keep track. Like, you think I'm going in circles.
- 49:11Speaker 1: You be in the house listening to him. You're like,
- 49:15Speaker 1: where is he going with this? House is downtown. So
- 49:19Speaker 1: next thing. you know, and then out of nowhere, he's like,
- 49:21Speaker 1: and that is how key bank started downtown. And you're like, well,
- 49:26Speaker 1: I still don't know how it started because I don't
- 49:29Speaker 1: know when you started what you're talking about and when
- 49:32Speaker 1: you ended. And all I know is that my stomach
- 49:35Speaker 1: is growling and, Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So finally,
- 49:41Speaker 1: we go into this. He dramatically opens this wall. And
- 49:47Speaker 1: there's a bedroom there. And I'm sitting there and I'm
- 49:50Speaker 1: finally like, oh, this is pretty cool. I pull out
- 49:53Speaker 1: my phone. You guys, I hadn't taken one effing picture
- 49:57Speaker 1: the whole time. Everybody else had had 17 hours of footage.
- 50:02Speaker 1: I pulled my phone out for five seconds and he goes,
- 50:05Speaker 1: we do not take pictures in here. Thank you. No photographs.
- 50:15Speaker 4: You know, I snuck every single video that I had
- 50:19Speaker 4: on my phone. I snuck it. Like while you guys
- 50:22Speaker 4: were going up with the tour, I hung back and
- 50:25Speaker 4: I waited till he wasn't looking. And I like panned
- 50:28Speaker 4: my phone around the room. And that's the way, and
- 50:31Speaker 4: I had somebody comment on that video I made, and
- 50:33Speaker 4: they were like, oh, it looks like you guys had
- 50:35Speaker 4: a really cool tour. And I was like, dude, I
- 50:37Speaker 4: snuck all of those fucking photos and videos. I snuck around.
- 50:42Speaker 4: They wouldn't even let you take any videos.
- 50:45Speaker 1: That's true.
- 50:46Speaker 5: Dude, I will also say, they've done a really good
- 50:50Speaker 5: job of that over the years, I guess, because, like,
- 50:52Speaker 5: if you.
- 50:52Speaker 1: Go on, dude, for any place.
- 50:55Speaker 5: That's like a notoriously haunted place. Like the Franklin castle
- 51:00Speaker 5: is you, if you go on YouTube or any of
- 51:02Speaker 5: these places, there's, there's going to be hundreds of documentaries
- 51:07Speaker 5: about it, right? Like you can just go right on there,
- 51:10Speaker 5: the middle field penitentiary or these places, you know what
- 51:13Speaker 5: I mean?
- 51:13Speaker 1: Or whatever like that.
- 51:14Speaker 5: And it's like, for some reason, there's almost nothing about
- 51:18Speaker 5: Franklin castle. That's worth even remotely looking at.
- 51:22Speaker 6: Right.
- 51:22Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 51:23Speaker 1: Needs to do, like, a killer documentary about Franklin. There
- 51:27Speaker 1: just isn't one right now. There is. That is true.
- 51:34Speaker 1: There is a whole Wikipedia page, though. Yeah.
- 51:38Speaker 4: But people like visual, like, like, being in the video, like,
- 51:44Speaker 4: looking around and, like, hearing someone narrating, like, this is
- 51:48Speaker 4: this and this is this. There isn't anything like that
- 51:51Speaker 4: for Franklin Castle.
- 51:53Speaker 1: No, I know, and this is where this happened, and
- 51:56Speaker 1: this is where this happened, and this is where this
- 51:58Speaker 1: story happened.
- 51:59Speaker 5: Basically give you the tour that we were looking to
- 52:02Speaker 5: have before we got fucking full-fledged Gilligan's Island up in there.
- 52:06Speaker 5: No shit.
- 52:09Speaker 1: Turned into a three-hour tour.
- 52:11Speaker 4: This was the same room, though, where he asked our
- 52:15Speaker 4: cousin Brittany, he was like, what time is it? And
- 52:18Speaker 4: she was like, it's eight 45. And he was like,
- 52:22Speaker 4: is everyone good on time now?
- 52:25Speaker 5: Okay.
- 52:27Speaker 4: Moving on.
- 52:28Speaker 5: And dude, I told you from the minute we were
- 52:30Speaker 5: in the smoky room in the basement, my PTSD was
- 52:33Speaker 5: just full kicked in that we were off schedule.
- 52:35Speaker 1: I cannot stand to be. You guys, this is the
- 52:39Speaker 1: thing that bothers me. You're doing tours for people. I
- 52:43Speaker 1: understand you're extremely into your craft and you're remodeling and
- 52:47Speaker 1: you want to tell everybody about it because it's like
- 52:49Speaker 1: telling somebody about your art. And you think, oh, I've
- 52:52Speaker 1: got all these great listeners that are so interested in
- 52:56Speaker 1: my artwork. The reality is none of us are interested
- 53:00Speaker 1: in your artwork. That sucks for me to say that.
- 53:04Speaker 1: I mean, I am a little bit. Maybe, you know,
- 53:06Speaker 1: enough for you to tell me how you did this, that,
- 53:08Speaker 1: and the other thing. But intricate details, no. everybody's there
- 53:13Speaker 1: to hear ghost stories, stories about the house, history of
- 53:16Speaker 1: the house, what happened where, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
- 53:20Speaker 1: That's it.
- 53:21Speaker 5: Basically what you're saying is it would have been just
- 53:24Speaker 5: as fun and interesting had we been in the burnt
- 53:26Speaker 5: out Franklin Castle.
- 53:28Speaker 1: Hearing those stories.
- 53:30Speaker 5: Now, granted, I love that they're restoring the place and
- 53:33Speaker 5: I think it's really cool. I'm so glad they're doing
- 53:36Speaker 5: that work. You know what I mean? But for the
- 53:38Speaker 5: point of what we were going for, it very well
- 53:41Speaker 5: could have just been a burnt out building. And we
- 53:43Speaker 5: could have just been pointing at things and saying, that's
- 53:45Speaker 5: where a body was. That's where this was. That's where
- 53:48Speaker 5: that was. And it would have been just as good
- 53:50Speaker 5: for us because you could- If not better. If not better.
- 53:53Speaker 5: If not better. Because you could use your imagination for
- 53:56Speaker 5: the whole thing. And you're not looking at weird wallpaper
- 53:58Speaker 5: that he made himself, which by the way- Why do
- 54:01Speaker 5: you care about wallpaper that isn't original to the house?
- 54:03Speaker 5: That's what we're trying to talk about. And like, you know,
- 54:07Speaker 5: it's good. Have it there. Cause it sets a mood
- 54:11Speaker 5: and a tone, but don't then go on and tell
- 54:13Speaker 5: a big story about how you made it.
- 54:15Speaker 1: No one cares.
- 54:16Speaker 4: And it was like this room too. And he totally
- 54:21Speaker 4: blew his chance of making it super creepy because after
- 54:25Speaker 4: we went from the bedroom into the little parlor area, uh,
- 54:29Speaker 4: He vaguely mentioned that this is the room where everyone
- 54:33Speaker 4: sees the woman in black standing in the window from outside.
- 54:38Speaker 1: I was standing right there. And guys, by that time,
- 54:42Speaker 1: I couldn't have given a shit less. She could have
- 54:44Speaker 1: been standing behind me and I would have been like,
- 54:46Speaker 1: are you ready to go to let's.
- 54:51Speaker 4: Say, though, that he saw the woman in black once
- 54:54Speaker 4: in that room.
- 54:56Speaker 1: Yes, he did. Him and two of the other owners
- 54:58Speaker 1: are the only three people to ever have seen her.
- 55:01Speaker 1: That's what he said. That's what he said. Yeah.
- 55:05Speaker 5: And, and again, his credibility wanes, but you know, here's,
- 55:11Speaker 5: here's what I find funny too. And maybe you guys
- 55:13Speaker 5: will agree with this. We spent so much freaking time
- 55:16Speaker 5: in those first, like three rooms, the stairway and the first.
- 55:20Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
- 55:20Speaker 5: Whatever that by the time you really did start getting
- 55:24Speaker 5: to some really deep cool interesting rooms we were just
- 55:27Speaker 5: kind of flying through them so yeah.
- 55:30Speaker 4: That is true though so like this bedroom that we
- 55:34Speaker 4: were in with like the little parlor when we went
- 55:37Speaker 4: through this like closet thing into the sitting room that
- 55:42Speaker 4: led to like this other thing and then we circled
- 55:44Speaker 4: back around i looked at one of the bookshelves and
- 55:47Speaker 4: he had this like little stone thing It was a
- 55:50Speaker 4: completely empty bookshelf, but he had like five stones in
- 55:54Speaker 4: a circle and then like a big stone in the middle.
- 55:58Speaker 4: And I was like, this dude, I almost feel like
- 56:00Speaker 4: they're kind of like trying to channel stuff in. Because
- 56:04Speaker 4: I looked online and that's the bedroom that they rent
- 56:07Speaker 4: out for like an Airbnb thing.
- 56:10Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 56:10Speaker 5: Well, those marble bathrooms are just amazing.
- 56:16Speaker 1: Right.
- 56:17Speaker 5: Probably one of the prettiest bathrooms I've ever been into
- 56:19Speaker 5: my life. And I have a thing for bathrooms.
- 56:21Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 56:22Speaker 5: But like, I love the bathrooms from the shining. I
- 56:24Speaker 5: think those are like the greatest room. And like, so
- 56:28Speaker 5: that bathroom sort of reminded me of that. It had
- 56:31Speaker 5: like a theme and cool colors and just, it was,
- 56:33Speaker 5: it was awesome in that room. And I think Brian
- 56:36Speaker 5: asked someone if they actually shower in there.
- 56:38Speaker 1: Did you?
- 56:39Speaker 4: Yeah, he did.
- 56:40Speaker 1: Of course I did. Yeah. Of course I did.
- 56:44Speaker 5: He's like, I've never showered in here, but people have.
- 56:47Speaker 5: And I was like, I really would love to shower
- 56:49Speaker 5: in this shower.
- 56:50Speaker 4: It was one of those like old claw foot tubs.
- 56:55Speaker 1: Oh, beautiful. Just gorgeous.
- 56:57Speaker 4: After we look around the bedroom and we see the bathroom,
- 57:00Speaker 4: he didn't risks all of our lives by showing us
- 57:04Speaker 4: a hidden passageway. That's really just us scaling the side
- 57:09Speaker 4: of the house.
- 57:10Speaker 5: Yeah, you had to crawl out a window and onto
- 57:12Speaker 5: this little trellis, I guess you'd call it, that's just
- 57:15Speaker 5: real tiny.
- 57:17Speaker 4: Super tiny and no railing on the side of the house.
- 57:22Speaker 5: Shimmy into the other window where he kept on making
- 57:24Speaker 5: the joke that if you wanted to, you know, read
- 57:27Speaker 5: a book.
- 57:31Speaker 8: You wanted to take off all your clothes and oil
- 57:34Speaker 8: up your body and read Anne Frank.
- 57:38Speaker 1: What was so strange about this to me, though, is
- 57:41Speaker 1: if you are a human being, he doesn't really want
- 57:45Speaker 1: you to be on the tour. Because if you get hungry,
- 57:49Speaker 1: he doesn't like it. If you have to go to
- 57:51Speaker 1: the bathroom, he doesn't like it. If you have to
- 57:54Speaker 1: leave after three hours of a one-hour tour, he doesn't
- 57:59Speaker 1: like it. It's just like you exist for him to
- 58:03Speaker 1: do his fucking thing. If you're not willing to do that,
- 58:12Speaker 1: if you're not willing to submit to his complete dominance
- 58:18Speaker 1: of time and space, then you don't belong on that tour.
- 58:24Speaker 1: So for that, I, I was picking up on that very,
- 58:31Speaker 1: very early on. And I, I'm not going to say
- 58:35Speaker 1: I'm a passive aggressive dick. I can just kind of
- 58:39Speaker 1: start to become a dick. And he started trying to
- 58:44Speaker 1: talk about this picture he got of a grandmother or
- 58:49Speaker 1: a caretaker that had been on the property. Now guys,
- 58:52Speaker 1: 20 minutes before this, he's telling everybody how that place
- 58:57Speaker 1: was just under flame for two hours straight. And we
- 59:03Speaker 1: had just, And right outside that door, there's a charred doorway.
- 59:09Speaker 1: And he goes... and I have this portrait of, of
- 59:11Speaker 1: so-and-so and this is her. And she lived in the
- 59:15Speaker 1: house from blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And she was,
- 59:18Speaker 1: took care of the kids and here's a painting from it.
- 59:20Speaker 1: And I'm like, where did you get them? Where'd you
- 59:24Speaker 1: get this photo? Where'd you get this painting? It came
- 59:29Speaker 1: with the house. I'm sitting there thinking, where? Where was it?
- 59:35Speaker 4: It came with the frame.
- 59:37Speaker 1: It came with the house. You're like, what? You just
- 59:42Speaker 1: got done talking about how there's been 17 different owners.
- 59:47Speaker 1: If the house doesn't like the owner, they're kicked out
- 59:49Speaker 1: after two years. Several renovations and a two-hour fire. But
- 59:55Speaker 1: you pulled this picture out. of Grandma Betty out of
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: some closet somewhere where it was protected.
- 1:00:04Speaker 4: I think he said it was Grandma Tiedemann.
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: Yeah, come on. When I asked where he got it from, his.
- 1:00:16Speaker 4: Eyes got so big.
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: I don't know if he'll ever tell people he got those,
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: that those are real people again. Cause you got that
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: stuff in a flea market. That's an old photograph. Put
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: it up. I'll just tell him that somebody for.
- 1:00:35Speaker 5: The cosmic peach fans, for the cosmic peach fans out there,
- 1:00:40Speaker 5: it's kind of like them finding the terrorists passports and
- 1:00:43Speaker 5: pristine condition laying on the road after nine o'clock.
- 1:00:50Speaker 4: The whole house would turn into a post-Toasty when they
- 1:00:54Speaker 4: have these paintings.
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: Or I had to ask.
- 1:00:57Speaker 4: Not even any char on them.
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: Everybody that has listened to my past episodes on your podcast, Joy,
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: they're going to know I'm skeptical Brian, right? I'm going
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: to ask all the questions.
- 1:01:12Speaker 4: He got so quiet after you asked him.
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: He got so quiet and looked like he just got.
- 1:01:17Speaker 5: it was how quiet he got that was the only
- 1:01:19Speaker 5: answer you needed when he was just like it came
- 1:01:23Speaker 5: came with the house.
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: And the fact that this dude i'm gonna tell you
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: guys something this dude could tell you where every speck
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: of paint came from in that house but he couldn't
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: tell me where they found those pictures and paintings There
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: was no story behind it whatsoever. I was waiting for
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: him to be like, we knocked down a wall and
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: behind the wall was the treasures of, you know, but no,
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: there was no treasure story. There was no knockdown. No,
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: it just came with the house. Yeah.
- 1:01:59Speaker 5: You're like, where did he get these? He's like, don't
- 1:02:01Speaker 5: listen to the angry white guy.
- 1:02:02Speaker 8: Anyway, it's a two degree temperature.
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: Oh my God. I'll tell you why you're wrong. One, American. Two, white. Three, privileged. Four,
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: you're ugly. Five, privileged again. Six, white. Seven, American. Now
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: shut up.
- 1:02:27Speaker 5: Two degree temperature drop in this room right now. Oh
- 1:02:35Speaker 5: my God.
- 1:02:38Speaker 4: Right after you called him out on that and like
- 1:02:41Speaker 4: it got really silent he was like it just came
- 1:02:44Speaker 4: with the house and then he moved us into this
- 1:02:46Speaker 4: tiny closet like all 12 of us and then it
- 1:02:50Speaker 4: smelled like fucking farts in there and he was going
- 1:02:53Speaker 4: on and on and my brother tells it the best
- 1:02:57Speaker 4: he got stuck on a word And he was like,
- 1:03:00Speaker 4: I translate everything in my mind from German to English.
- 1:03:04Speaker 4: So sometimes I get caught up.
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 1:03:09Speaker 4: He got caught on this word. And the way you
- 1:03:12Speaker 4: tell this is perfect. Just take it away.
- 1:03:16Speaker 5: He would just... stop for so long and then like
- 1:03:20Speaker 5: where most people would just give up and pick a
- 1:03:22Speaker 5: different word he just wouldn't and he'd just be like.
- 1:03:26Speaker 8: You know and i took one of these things that
- 1:03:29Speaker 8: that you pull you know with the with the tongues
- 1:03:31Speaker 8: and it has like you.
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: Know the one of those you know.
- 1:03:40Speaker 5: The fork a fork like a thing Again, we're all
- 1:03:48Speaker 5: in a giant hurry, right, at this point.
- 1:03:51Speaker 4: It smells like farts in there.
- 1:03:53Speaker 5: It smells like farts in here. And again, he's taking
- 1:03:56Speaker 5: all that time to explain wallpaper that has nothing to
- 1:04:00Speaker 5: do with the house.
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: Nothing.
- 1:04:02Speaker 5: You put it up at McDonald's and it would be
- 1:04:05Speaker 5: exactly the same effect.
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: There was nothing to do.
- 1:04:09Speaker 5: And he's just stretching it out.
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: Stretching it out. Oh, my God. Well, the one when
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: he stretched one of the things out, I knew, I'm like,
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: is this just an act at this point? Because he
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: was like, what is the word? I need someone to,
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: what is the word? I cannot think of these American
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: words for this.
- 1:04:36Speaker 3: I don't know what it is. Oh, volunteer. I'm like,
- 1:04:42Speaker 3: you do 17 freaking things. Tours a day. And you
- 1:04:48Speaker 3: can't remember the word volunteer. You asked for two volunteers
- 1:04:53Speaker 3: through the whole tour.
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: Volunteer.
- 1:04:59Speaker 5: Words like volunteer. But he's just like cruising through words
- 1:05:02Speaker 5: like dark matter. and your droppages and all of fluctuations
- 1:05:11Speaker 5: in spiritual gratitude. And he's like, and then what's the
- 1:05:16Speaker 5: American word for, I don't know, hot dog. It's like,
- 1:05:25Speaker 5: that's the word you're got up on. Oh my God.
- 1:05:30Speaker 4: So we move out of that room. We go into this,
- 1:05:35Speaker 4: I don't know, it's like a study or something. And
- 1:05:38Speaker 4: he's going on another tirade and your phone goes off
- 1:05:44Speaker 4: and it's like, go ahead, go.
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: Ahead.
- 1:05:51Speaker 5: Well, mind you, I was already so angry. And for
- 1:05:55Speaker 5: reasons I'm not even going to get into, I had
- 1:05:57Speaker 5: a phone that wasn't even my normal phone. And I
- 1:06:04Speaker 5: had no idea how to turn ringers off, turn it down,
- 1:06:08Speaker 5: turn nothing. Okay. And in fairness, my phone hadn't beeped
- 1:06:12Speaker 5: the entire time. And you guys know what you know
- 1:06:15Speaker 5: about me in my life. Think about my phone not
- 1:06:19Speaker 5: beeping for a full two hours. Just think, I mean,
- 1:06:22Speaker 5: think about like, that's so rare. I can't believe it
- 1:06:25Speaker 5: even happened. And then we're up there. We've been up
- 1:06:27Speaker 5: there for that long. My phone beeps one time and
- 1:06:30Speaker 5: he stops the whole tour.
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: It was like a movie.
- 1:06:33Speaker 5: When I look from my phone, every, it was like
- 1:06:35Speaker 5: a wall of people were.
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: Just standing there staring at me like this. Including him.
- 1:06:41Speaker 5: And he's just got this look on his face like,
- 1:06:42Speaker 5: how dare you look at your phone during this tour?
- 1:06:46Speaker 5: And all I could think of to say in the
- 1:06:48Speaker 5: moment was, I've been here three hours. I have a life.
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: Keep going. And that's just all I said. That was
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: right after that happened. Because I had heard Jaden and
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: Brittany talking. And they're like, oh, I'm so hungry. We
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: didn't eat anything, you know? It's like 840 at this point.
- 1:07:11Speaker 4: It's after that. It's like after nine almost.
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: Well, it couldn't be.
- 1:07:16Speaker 4: We got to the.
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: Restaurant before they closed the kitchen at nine. Okay. That's
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: how I'm figuring this out. I looked at Dave and
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: everybody else. I said, when we get back into where
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: I know how to get the hell out of here,
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: because right now we were in some kind of labyrinth.
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: I was lost. I said, I'm telling him I have
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: to leave. I don't care.
- 1:07:42Speaker 5: Yes.
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: What he's going to try to talk about. I don't
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: care what he's going to try to show me. I
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: don't care. I seriously did not care. He could have
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: showed me the Roswell fucking aliens. I would have been
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: out of there. I would not have given him five
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: minutes of my time. I was so hungry. So. We
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: find we go, but we go to one more room
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: after this, because this that he called you out in
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: the kids reading room, which, by the way, by the
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: time I was there, I was like, I don't care
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: about any of this. I don't care about this reading room.
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: I don't care anything. I was in my mind. Anything
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: he would have said about that reading room. I just
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: did not care. No, it was.
- 1:08:26Speaker 5: He was like a child died in this room.
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: I was like, what boredom? Well, he's talking something. He
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: was like, there's no electricity in here. I'm like, there's
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: lamps plugged in everywhere. There's a light above my head.
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: I'm ready to go.
- 1:08:45Speaker 5: There's an air purifier right behind you, dude.
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: Right now. So he's like, okay, we're walking. We're going
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: to go upstairs. So we go upstairs.
- 1:08:58Speaker 4: Wait, wait, whoa, Brian, slow. your roll. We stopped by
- 1:09:02Speaker 4: a doorway before we went upstairs.
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
- 1:09:08Speaker 4: Who wants to tell it?
- 1:09:11Speaker 5: Somebody tell it.
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
- 1:09:13Speaker 5: Julie, you tell the doorway story.
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: You have to.
- 1:09:15Speaker 4: I'll tell the doorway story. He goes, we left this
- 1:09:20Speaker 4: doorway intact from the fire. And it's this charcoal looking doorway.
- 1:09:27Speaker 4: And he goes, I need a volunteer. He remembered it
- 1:09:32Speaker 4: that time. He pulls my 13-year-old peasant. And he goes, okay,
- 1:09:42Speaker 4: I'm going to take your hand. And he runs her
- 1:09:45Speaker 4: hand down this charcoal doorway. And he pulls out his
- 1:09:50Speaker 4: stupid fucking flimsy ass flashlight. And he's like trying to
- 1:09:53Speaker 4: click it on to show everybody the soot on her hand.
- 1:09:58Speaker 4: And he shows everybody and they're like, oh yeah, we
- 1:10:01Speaker 4: kind of figured. And he does it again. He pulls
- 1:10:05Speaker 4: her sleeve up over her hand and runs it across
- 1:10:09Speaker 4: the doorway again.
- 1:10:10Speaker 5: Until it's black.
- 1:10:13Speaker 4: It's black and just little bits and pieces are falling
- 1:10:16Speaker 4: off of her sleeve. And then he clicks his flashlight
- 1:10:19Speaker 4: on again. He goes, look at. And then he looks
- 1:10:22Speaker 4: at Brittany and he goes, you have a washer, right, mom?
- 1:10:28Speaker 4: And it's like you just destroyed her sweater, dude. You
- 1:10:32Speaker 4: destroyed it.
- 1:10:33Speaker 5: Look at the magic. This is the magic of the house.
- 1:10:37Speaker 4: But he runs his own hand over it.
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: He runs his hand over it. Starts dicking with his
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: flashlight again. Clicking it, clicking it, clicking it. He's like,
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: look at all these particles in the air. And I'm like,
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: that I'm breathing. It's graphite dust.
- 1:10:55Speaker 4: It's burnt, charred.
- 1:10:58Speaker 1: I work in construction. I'd be wearing a mask right now.
- 1:11:01Speaker 4: He's like doing this and flicking it up into the air.
- 1:11:05Speaker 4: And he's flicking it up into the air.
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: There's glass. graphite particle dust he's flinging all in the
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: end he's like that's the magic of the house i'm
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: like there's there's nothing magical about that oh my god
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: there's absolutely zero magic in.
- 1:11:19Speaker 5: That you have no joke now brother literally more asbestos
- 1:11:24Speaker 5: than magic in that in what uh because.
- 1:11:28Speaker 4: You literally said you were like i was just waiting
- 1:11:31Speaker 4: for him next to go like and blow something in
- 1:11:35Speaker 4: somebody's face and go that's asbestos.
- 1:11:39Speaker 8: It's a hundred years old and haunted.
- 1:11:43Speaker 9: The woman in the black dress now lives inside you
- 1:11:51Speaker 9: She now lives inside all of you.
- 1:11:54Speaker 1: You're all haunted now.
- 1:11:56Speaker 8: You'll be dead within 17 years, probably of a rare
- 1:12:00Speaker 8: form of cancer, but it's also haunted.
- 1:12:03Speaker 4: What's that word again? That American word? Mesothelioma.
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: Come on!
- 1:12:19Speaker 5: Well, listen, poor J.J., Just to say this, JJ's the
- 1:12:23Speaker 5: one who had her hand pulled all over the sooty door.
- 1:12:27Speaker 5: She had already used the word hangry one time while
- 1:12:31Speaker 5: we were in the steam room. So imagine how she
- 1:12:36Speaker 5: was feeling by the time we were rubbing her hand through.
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: The soot on the door.
- 1:12:40Speaker 4: Oh, my God. She was so over it. Bless her heart.
- 1:12:43Speaker 4: But that's, Brian, when we went up that last flight
- 1:12:46Speaker 4: of stairs and you had a meltdown.
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: Yep. I had a meltdown internally before we got up there,
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: but I.
- 1:12:56Speaker 4: Was like, everybody after we got up.
- 1:12:59Speaker 1: Trying to do this, but once I, you know, I'm
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: the kind of person it's like, once I realized that
- 1:13:04Speaker 1: this guy had zero respect for my time, I now
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: have zeros respect for his time. Right.
- 1:13:12Speaker 4: Right.
- 1:13:12Speaker 1: Zero respect for his tour, zero respect for anything. And
- 1:13:17Speaker 1: that's not a knock on him as a human being.
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: It's just an observation of truth.
- 1:13:22Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: So I, we get up to this top floor. Now guys,
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: this top floor was different than the entire rest of
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: the house. It looked like something that like somebody had
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: been up there collecting, I don't know, antiques, but specific antiques.
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: And what I did notice that was interesting to me,
- 1:13:45Speaker 1: and this is again, speculation, but There was a lot
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: of occult artifacts up there. Yes. Things with, like, the
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: Illuminati eye and three eyes. And I don't know if
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: that's pagan. I'm not into symbology. So I don't know
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: if that's even a thing.
- 1:14:04Speaker 4: A lot of, like, triangles with the one eye in
- 1:14:07Speaker 4: the middle. And, like, weird Persian and Moroccan type of artifacts.
- 1:14:13Speaker 4: It was fucking weird. And this is what he called
- 1:14:16Speaker 4: was the ballroom.
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: Yeah. There was a camera up there. There was extremely
- 1:14:23Speaker 1: thick walls and the windows had to be put deep
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: inside because the walls were so thick. It was just
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: so weird. And they were doing some sort of filming
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: up there.
- 1:14:37Speaker 4: There was a huge bathtub in the window.
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just all sorts of things. Weird.
- 1:14:45Speaker 5: There was a bathtub up there. There was a really
- 1:14:46Speaker 5: great view of the lake, though, of all things. You
- 1:14:49Speaker 5: could see the lake from the top of the Franklin Castle,
- 1:14:51Speaker 5: which I thought was kind of cool.
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't notice that. Yeah.
- 1:14:56Speaker 4: You were too busy having a meltdown.
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:14:58Speaker 5: By that point, you were just ready to get out
- 1:15:00Speaker 5: of there. And I have to say, we all were, definitely.
- 1:15:05Speaker 5: But here's what's funny, man. Think about this guy's loose
- 1:15:09Speaker 5: friendship with time, okay, and what time means to him.
- 1:15:15Speaker 5: An hour tour, right? That's what we were supposed to take.
- 1:15:19Speaker 5: When we got there and we started realizing, he goes,
- 1:15:22Speaker 5: now listen, this is not going to be probably an
- 1:15:24Speaker 5: hour tour. It usually goes two. Okay, so now we're thinking,
- 1:15:29Speaker 5: all right, fair enough.
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: It's going to be two.
- 1:15:31Speaker 5: But when you get to the two-hour mark and you
- 1:15:33Speaker 5: realize it's not over yet, that's when you start getting angry.
- 1:15:36Speaker 5: right so now the top we're we're moving closer to
- 1:15:39Speaker 5: three hours okay and and brian has he's the one
- 1:15:44Speaker 5: that loses it first enough to where he can he
- 1:15:46Speaker 5: finally says i'm getting out of here because the guy
- 1:15:49Speaker 5: says now let's go down and we want to see
- 1:15:53Speaker 5: the back of the castle we're going to go outside
- 1:15:56Speaker 5: into the backyard and i'm going to show you some
- 1:15:58Speaker 5: things about the back of the castle right and And
- 1:16:02Speaker 5: the cottage house. And I know full well, Brian's like me.
- 1:16:07Speaker 5: There's going to be some interesting things. And we really
- 1:16:10Speaker 5: wanted to do this tour. We like historical things. We
- 1:16:13Speaker 5: like all that. So honestly, everything in us would love
- 1:16:16Speaker 5: to see the back of this castle, right?
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: And Brian's just like, sorry, I'm leaving.
- 1:16:22Speaker 5: And when I get down to the bottom, if I
- 1:16:24Speaker 5: get near that front door, I'm just going to be going.
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: I hope that's okay.
- 1:16:27Speaker 5: And so we start making our way down there, okay,
- 1:16:31Speaker 5: down towards the front door. And this guy gets desperate.
- 1:16:33Speaker 5: This tour guide gets desperate. And he starts talking to Brian.
- 1:16:36Speaker 5: He starts negotiating with him, trying to get him to stay, right?
- 1:16:39Speaker 5: And he's like, but the back of the castle is
- 1:16:42Speaker 5: really cool.
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: You're going to miss it. You know what I mean?
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: And Brian's like, I don't care. I'm leaving.
- 1:16:48Speaker 5: And he goes, and finally, Brian, trying to be a
- 1:16:52Speaker 5: super nice guy, turns around and says, okay, man, how long?
- 1:16:56Speaker 5: how long to see the back of the castle? And
- 1:16:59Speaker 5: the guy's like five minutes, five minutes. And Brian's like,
- 1:17:04Speaker 5: all right, fine. If it's five minutes, is it going
- 1:17:06Speaker 5: to be five minutes? And then, and then you can
- 1:17:08Speaker 5: tell Brian even thought to himself, wait a minute, this
- 1:17:11Speaker 5: guy has a weird way with time. And he goes,
- 1:17:13Speaker 5: is dude, is it really going to be five minutes?
- 1:17:16Speaker 5: And I am not kidding. When I say this, the
- 1:17:18Speaker 5: guy pauses and he goes.
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: Maybe 50 minutes. Uh, And Brian just turned into, ran
- 1:17:30Speaker 1: out the front door as.
- 1:17:31Speaker 8: Fast as he could.
- 1:17:32Speaker 1: He's like, I don't give a crap about the back
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: of this castle for no 50 minutes.
- 1:17:38Speaker 5: He said, maybe 50 minutes.
- 1:17:41Speaker 6: And that was, that was, we all started running.
- 1:17:46Speaker 1: Do you guys know what 50 minutes really meant? That
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: meant two more hours. Yes.
- 1:17:51Speaker 5: And dude, think about that. He moved it up 10 times.
- 1:17:54Speaker 5: He said five minutes. And then that quick, he was
- 1:17:57Speaker 5: like 10 times that 10 times. Like, I mean, just,
- 1:18:02Speaker 5: and maybe that was the wild Turkey talking.
- 1:18:05Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 1:18:06Speaker 5: But, uh, at that point we knew whether this is
- 1:18:10Speaker 5: a ghost or not, or if, uh, Hans Dietemann's here
- 1:18:13Speaker 5: or not, or the black woman in black, we're out
- 1:18:15Speaker 5: of here.
- 1:18:16Speaker 4: But we took the lead. We ran down the stairs
- 1:18:19Speaker 4: first and we were trying to find our way back out.
- 1:18:22Speaker 4: And then we broke off into that first room where
- 1:18:25Speaker 4: we came in and we were all looking around like,
- 1:18:27Speaker 4: where the fuck are we? And he was like, through
- 1:18:30Speaker 4: that door, through that door. And then we just like scrambled.
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: You know what? Other people followed us. It bothered me
- 1:18:39Speaker 1: because that didn't just bother me. It bothered me when
- 1:18:43Speaker 1: I said goodbye. It was nice meeting everybody. It was
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: a great tour. And he didn't say shit. Hmm. Yeah.
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: And I'm going to say the reason why that bothered
- 1:18:54Speaker 1: me is because how are you so ignorant to other
- 1:19:01Speaker 1: people's time? Yeah. How are you so ignorant to that?
- 1:19:06Speaker 1: How can you not say thank you for coming on
- 1:19:09Speaker 1: this tour? You know, please come again another time and
- 1:19:12Speaker 1: I'll be able to show you the background. Something.
- 1:19:15Speaker 4: He didn't even try to sell us a t-shirt.
- 1:19:19Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:19:20Speaker 4: I would have bought one.
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: Of course you would. I don't know if they have merch.
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: I don't think he's thought of that.
- 1:19:26Speaker 5: No, because he's so self-absorbed. No, you know what the
- 1:19:29Speaker 5: merch would be?
- 1:19:30Speaker 1: His own personal artwork.
- 1:19:32Speaker 5: Shirts made out of the wallpaper.
- 1:19:34Speaker 4: Oh my God.
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: I was just going to say that. What you kept
- 1:19:38Speaker 1: calling Oriental wallpaper. And I was going to be like,
- 1:19:42Speaker 1: that's what his shirt would be. It would just be
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: like a beach shirt, you know, like a freaking Hawaiian
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: shirt of the wallpaper that he made. Yeah.
- 1:19:51Speaker 5: It would say Franklin Castle, home of the world's greatest
- 1:19:54Speaker 5: art collection.
- 1:19:55Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: It would, the t-shirts, the t-shirts he would make are one,
- 1:20:01Speaker 1: the sculpt, the sculpture that has light that goes through
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: it from the one bathroom, the Oriental wallpaper quote from him.
- 1:20:10Speaker 1: And probably a picture of the steam in the basement.
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: That would be the three t-shirts.
- 1:20:16Speaker 4: Or the creepy cherry won't tell anybody about.
- 1:20:20Speaker 1: Or a bumper sticker that says the Franklin Castle. It's
- 1:20:22Speaker 1: not haunted. Franklin Castle, America's least haunted house.
- 1:20:33Speaker 4: Oh my God. There were a few pictures I took
- 1:20:37Speaker 4: though that looked creepy, you assholes.
- 1:20:40Speaker 7: Yes but that's what he would say he would say
- 1:20:43Speaker 7: it's a very then he would tell you that he
- 1:20:45Speaker 7: had a that he had a 15 minute conversation with
- 1:20:48Speaker 7: with the wallpaper yeah and responded to him.
- 1:20:53Speaker 4: He said something about like he puts stuff places and
- 1:20:56Speaker 4: goes back and tries to to find it and it's
- 1:20:59Speaker 4: not there anymore which i mean that's like a haunting
- 1:21:02Speaker 4: kind of thing but he didn't say it in a
- 1:21:04Speaker 4: creepy way. He was just like, maybe I misplaced it.
- 1:21:09Speaker 4: And it's like, that's not fucking, just leave it out then.
- 1:21:13Speaker 5: Well, there's a fine line between the paranormal and alcoholism.
- 1:21:17Speaker 5: But I could, That he's dancing on that line. He's
- 1:21:24Speaker 5: found the door to the next dimension.
- 1:21:27Speaker 4: But no, for real, guys, there was parts of that
- 1:21:30Speaker 4: house that were creepy. And I have a picture where
- 1:21:32Speaker 4: I'm sitting in that little chair. And it looks like
- 1:21:35Speaker 4: there's like some misty thing like behind the chair. Did
- 1:21:38Speaker 4: you see that?
- 1:21:40Speaker 1: Yes, I did, actually, and thought that was kind of interesting.
- 1:21:44Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
- 1:21:45Speaker 4: And then Kim has a weird picture where her phone
- 1:21:48Speaker 4: just went off randomly. And it's like some kind of
- 1:21:51Speaker 4: a red swirl looking thing. Did you guys see that one?
- 1:21:56Speaker 5: I didn't see that one.
- 1:21:57Speaker 4: Yeah, it was weird.
- 1:22:00Speaker 1: Yeah. No, listen.
- 1:22:03Speaker 5: I think because remember he asked a question at one point.
- 1:22:06Speaker 1: He goes, what do you guys.
- 1:22:07Speaker 5: Think haunting is? A haunted house is. And I was
- 1:22:11Speaker 5: the one that said, I think it's energy. And then
- 1:22:14Speaker 5: he went off on the energy. Yes. And then he
- 1:22:17Speaker 5: was on the energy tangent. So I guess I said
- 1:22:19Speaker 5: the right thing. But I do believe in that. Like,
- 1:22:22Speaker 5: I don't think you need to believe in ghosts in
- 1:22:25Speaker 5: the sense of it's a Civil War soldier all the
- 1:22:28Speaker 5: time to believe that strange things happen because of trapped energy.
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: You know what I mean? To some degree.
- 1:22:36Speaker 5: And I think like crazy things or weird events can
- 1:22:39Speaker 5: trap energy like that. And that's why you tend to
- 1:22:42Speaker 5: run into it. Although I will say, I say this
- 1:22:45Speaker 5: all the time about hauntings. I never understand why are
- 1:22:48Speaker 5: all ghosts from the 1800s?
- 1:22:51Speaker 4: Because they were real fucking miserable in the 1800s. I
- 1:22:54Speaker 4: don't know.
- 1:22:57Speaker 1: They've come back to experience air conditioning.
- 1:23:07Speaker 5: And Star Wars in HD so you can tell Chewbacca's
- 1:23:09Speaker 5: wearing a mask.
- 1:23:11Speaker 4: Oh, my God, you guys. You know what's funny, though?
- 1:23:17Speaker 4: When we went in that bedroom right before Brian got
- 1:23:21Speaker 4: yelled at for using his phone, he was like, no
- 1:23:23Speaker 4: photography in this bedroom. And this is where we found
- 1:23:27Speaker 4: the bones. We found bones, a small pelvis. We think
- 1:23:32Speaker 4: it's a child pelvis.
- 1:23:34Speaker 5: Baby bones?
- 1:23:36Speaker 4: Yeah, he just cut to the next topic. He didn't
- 1:23:40Speaker 4: even like really expand on that and say like what,
- 1:23:43Speaker 4: how they got there, why they were there, or if
- 1:23:45Speaker 4: they ever got like tested to see if it was
- 1:23:48Speaker 4: a real person or like, we found it.
- 1:23:51Speaker 1: He did say they were sent away and he did
- 1:23:54Speaker 1: say they were sent away and there were children's.
- 1:23:56Speaker 4: Bones, children's bones. And then he like gets cut to
- 1:24:01Speaker 4: the next.
- 1:24:02Speaker 1: Yeah. It's like, that's when the guy realized he could
- 1:24:06Speaker 1: build a church there. Yeah. They were going to do
- 1:24:14Speaker 1: so many different things with that building that I find
- 1:24:18Speaker 1: so interesting in that sense. It was going to be
- 1:24:23Speaker 1: a nightclub. It was going to be a restaurant. It
- 1:24:25Speaker 1: was going to be a church. Imagine that being a nightclub.
- 1:24:29Speaker 1: That would have been sick.
- 1:24:33Speaker 4: Okay, but what would you call it? the Franklin castle nightclub,
- 1:24:38Speaker 4: or would you give it like a, a cool name?
- 1:24:41Speaker 5: I think you could just call it the Franklin castle.
- 1:24:45Speaker 4: Dungeon of darkness nightclub.
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: Or just the Franklin, you know, those places just.
- 1:24:51Speaker 4: Have the Franklin.
- 1:24:54Speaker 5: But it'll just be a cool party place. I would
- 1:24:57Speaker 5: love to, I love, I love partying in places that
- 1:25:00Speaker 5: have like a weird vibe like that.
- 1:25:03Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it, it, it, so for everybody, I have
- 1:25:10Speaker 1: some facts about the Franklin castle. So you guys tell
- 1:25:13Speaker 1: me what you think after you've done the tour. Okay.
- 1:25:18Speaker 1: So it's, it was done and it's called a Victorian
- 1:25:21Speaker 1: stone house. Um, it's also known as the Tiedemann house,
- 1:25:25Speaker 1: which we, we did learn it's located at 4308 Franklin
- 1:25:30Speaker 1: Boulevard in Ohio city. So people in Cleveland know Ohio
- 1:25:34Speaker 1: city neighborhood. Um, They say that there's four stories there
- 1:25:41Speaker 1: and more than 20 rooms and more than 80 windows.
- 1:25:51Speaker 1: At the time. So this place on Wikipedia, they are
- 1:25:58Speaker 1: calling it the most haunted house in Ohio. So, guys,
- 1:26:02Speaker 1: with the exception of that one room. I could have
- 1:26:07Speaker 1: spent the night in that place probably by myself and
- 1:26:10Speaker 1: been like, eh. Thank you, Brian.
- 1:26:15Speaker 4: Go sleep in that one room you got the creeps
- 1:26:19Speaker 4: in all night. By yourself.
- 1:26:23Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that. I'll tell you why I wouldn't
- 1:26:26Speaker 1: do that. That picture of Jesus freaks me out. Yes!
- 1:26:31Speaker 1: You could put that picture of Jesus in my house
- 1:26:34Speaker 1: and I would be like, get that thing out of here.
- 1:26:36Speaker 4: And you also have to spend the night in that
- 1:26:39Speaker 4: room listening to the Pagan Festival all night on repeat.
- 1:26:43Speaker 1: Yeah. And just, you know, sometimes though, and whether, you know,
- 1:26:48Speaker 1: obviously my beliefs don't create reality. And I don't fully
- 1:26:53Speaker 1: believe in this stuff. But at the same time, I
- 1:26:56Speaker 1: do wonder, like, I got the feeling that that guy
- 1:26:59Speaker 1: was trying to invite things into that house. He was
- 1:27:02Speaker 1: trying to communicate.
- 1:27:03Speaker 6: Yes.
- 1:27:04Speaker 1: With things in that house. And Dave, I know you're
- 1:27:07Speaker 1: a rational person too. I don't know if you got
- 1:27:09Speaker 1: that feeling, but it wouldn't have surprised me. And obviously
- 1:27:13Speaker 1: this is pure speculation, but during those 15, 20 minute
- 1:27:18Speaker 1: times where he was gone, probably sipping on something, he
- 1:27:22Speaker 1: was also trying to conjure something up. Like, Hey, I've
- 1:27:26Speaker 1: got people here.
- 1:27:28Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:27:28Speaker 1: Like you've wanted, just like you want house. I've got
- 1:27:32Speaker 1: the people here for you.
- 1:27:35Speaker 5: It's really sort of a haunted meets eyes wide shut
- 1:27:43Speaker 5: type vibe.
- 1:27:45Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:27:46Speaker 5: I don't know what the hell that dude's doing behind
- 1:27:50Speaker 5: closed doors. Was he disappearing just to drink or was
- 1:27:55Speaker 5: he disappearing into a passageway to drink and torture somebody
- 1:27:59Speaker 5: that he's got in there?
- 1:28:01Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
- 1:28:02Speaker 4: You hear like somebody said, you talk so much about
- 1:28:05Speaker 4: the house. And like, if the house doesn't like you,
- 1:28:07Speaker 4: you're kicked out in two years, yada, yada. And they said, well,
- 1:28:10Speaker 4: don't you think it's disrespectful to the house to have
- 1:28:13Speaker 4: these tours and like have all these strangers coming into
- 1:28:16Speaker 4: the house? And he was like, if you help the house,
- 1:28:20Speaker 4: the house helps you. And I was like, what the
- 1:28:26Speaker 4: fuck does that mean? If you help the house, the
- 1:28:30Speaker 4: house helps you. How are you helping the house?
- 1:28:33Speaker 1: The ambiguity.
- 1:28:34Speaker 5: And I think that's just it, man. It's like he,
- 1:28:36Speaker 5: I think you're right. He would love to invite that
- 1:28:38Speaker 5: kind of stuff in there. He, wants you to be
- 1:28:41Speaker 5: supplying the scariness. He, I think he's got it on
- 1:28:44Speaker 5: his mind. I'm not going to sell this place as
- 1:28:46Speaker 5: a scary house, but everybody's going to say it's scary anyway.
- 1:28:50Speaker 5: So I don't have to, but he still pushes it.
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: You know what I mean? And so that, what it
- 1:28:57Speaker 1: is to me.
- 1:28:57Speaker 5: And it's like, again, I wouldn't doubt that if you
- 1:29:01Speaker 5: stayed in that place overnight, you might see something weird. Again,
- 1:29:05Speaker 5: because it doesn't have to be necessarily a ghost in
- 1:29:10Speaker 5: the sense that everyone's talking about. This could just be
- 1:29:12Speaker 5: weird trapped energies from weird lifestyles in that house and
- 1:29:16Speaker 5: weird murder there.
- 1:29:19Speaker 1: Well, listen to some of this stuff that comes up here, guys.
- 1:29:23Speaker 1: And then this actually puts... When you listen to the Wikipedia,
- 1:29:26Speaker 1: you learn more than when he was talking about it,
- 1:29:29Speaker 1: which is.
- 1:29:32Speaker 1: This is how quickly you can learn interesting facts about
- 1:29:35Speaker 1: this place. So, obviously, this is according to Wikipedia, but...
- 1:29:40Speaker 1: On January 15th, 1881... So, 1981, you know, the whole
- 1:29:46Speaker 1: story I had already told about the daughter... But Tiedemann's
- 1:29:51Speaker 1: 15-year-old daughter, Emma, succumbed to diabetes, which he did bring
- 1:29:55Speaker 1: up the diabetes thing. And then the property sought second
- 1:29:59Speaker 1: death with the elderly mother who died. Then three years later,
- 1:30:05Speaker 1: they bury three more children, giving rise to speculation that
- 1:30:10Speaker 1: there was more deaths than met the eye. Could that
- 1:30:13Speaker 1: have been the bones, the old bones that were found
- 1:30:16Speaker 1: in the house when they were trying to build the church?
- 1:30:21Speaker 1: Three more kids died, that's a lot. So during that time,
- 1:30:30Speaker 1: to distract Louise, who was Tiedemann's wife, from all the
- 1:30:34Speaker 1: deaths in the home, they began more construction on the home,
- 1:30:37Speaker 1: adding a ballroom, which runs the entire fourth floor of
- 1:30:42Speaker 1: the manor, which is where we were at up top. Yep.
- 1:30:48Speaker 1: They also added turrets and gargoyles, to add to the
- 1:30:52Speaker 1: edifice's facade, giving the more pronounced castle appearance at that time.
- 1:31:00Speaker 1: So there was rumors that there was hidden rooms and
- 1:31:02Speaker 1: passageways used for bootlegging during Prohibition, but none of these
- 1:31:08Speaker 1: rooms have ever been found to exist other than a
- 1:31:11Speaker 1: small stairway that was used by servants from the kitchen,
- 1:31:15Speaker 1: which is in the basement, guys, we were talking about this,
- 1:31:18Speaker 1: to the front door. And those are the stairs that
- 1:31:21Speaker 1: Are extremely narrow. That I was talking about. Basically you're
- 1:31:27Speaker 1: going to die. If you walk on these things. And
- 1:31:30Speaker 1: you have any sort of problem. Then. Louise died. Of
- 1:31:36Speaker 1: liver disease in 1895. And she was only. 57 years old.
- 1:31:42Speaker 1: Then Hans sold the house. To the Maulhauser family.
- 1:31:46Speaker 6: In 1908.
- 1:31:46Speaker 5: And.
- 1:31:50Speaker 1: The entire Tiedemann family was dead, leaving no one to
- 1:31:53Speaker 1: inherit his considerable personal wealth. Interesting. So there's rumors that
- 1:32:05Speaker 1: crimes were committed by Hans Tiedemann himself, and that contributes
- 1:32:10Speaker 1: to the Franklin Castle's reputation to this day. But none
- 1:32:14Speaker 1: of those were disclosed, none of those were talked about,
- 1:32:17Speaker 1: and they don't talk about any of them here. Then
- 1:32:22Speaker 1: in the middle years from 1921 to 1968, which they
- 1:32:27Speaker 1: considered the middle years, which is a quite large chunk
- 1:32:31Speaker 1: of time, it was the home to various German cultural organizations.
- 1:32:39Speaker 1: James Romano, who lived there in 1968 with his wife
- 1:32:43Speaker 1: and six children, reported several encounters with ghosts in their
- 1:32:48Speaker 1: home and attempted exorcisms. And even ghost hunting groups like
- 1:32:56Speaker 1: the Northeast Ohio Psychical Research Society investigate the castle in 1974.
- 1:33:02Speaker 1: The Romanos decided to leave the house and sold to
- 1:33:05Speaker 1: the Sam Muscolato Society. And he planned to turn it
- 1:33:20Speaker 1: into a church. And that's when what we found out
- 1:33:22Speaker 1: about the bones. Right. To raise money for the church, though,
- 1:33:28Speaker 1: he did haunted house tours and overnight stays in the castle.
- 1:33:34Speaker 1: Human bones were found in a closet in 1975. But
- 1:33:40Speaker 1: it is also believed that they were planted by that
- 1:33:45Speaker 1: owner looking to gain publicity for the ghost tours on
- 1:33:49Speaker 1: the property.
- 1:33:50Speaker 5: Oh, come on.
- 1:33:52Speaker 1: All that stuff was left out of our tour. He
- 1:33:55Speaker 1: didn't mention a single bit of that. He played into
- 1:33:58Speaker 1: those bones being found just as much as the guy
- 1:34:01Speaker 1: who probably planted them there.
- 1:34:03Speaker 5: Yep.
- 1:34:04Speaker 6: Damn. I.
- 1:34:11Speaker 1: In 84, Michael DeVinco, Judy Garland's fifth and last husband,
- 1:34:19Speaker 1: purchased the Franklin Castle, immediately started making renovations to the house,
- 1:34:25Speaker 1: and over the next 10 years, he spent close to
- 1:34:28Speaker 1: $ 1 million renovating the castle. He even went as far
- 1:34:32Speaker 1: as to track down some of the original furnishings for
- 1:34:35Speaker 1: the castle. But then, He decided to put the house
- 1:34:39Speaker 1: up for sale in 1994. So, what happened with this guy?
- 1:34:45Speaker 1: There's no two years there. That was a 10-year span.
- 1:34:49Speaker 1: 84 to 94. Yeah, he was.
- 1:34:52Speaker 4: Probably into some dark shit, Brian.
- 1:34:54Speaker 5: The house liked him. He did talk about that, so
- 1:34:57Speaker 5: I said the house must have liked.
- 1:34:58Speaker 1: Him because he was like, you know, whatever. There was
- 1:35:03Speaker 1: a series of owners for the past 30 years. The castle...
- 1:35:09Speaker 1: It was empty from 1994 until 1999, until Michelle Himberger
- 1:35:16Speaker 1: bought the castle and the carriage house for $ 350, 000 using
- 1:35:22Speaker 1: part of her Yahoo stock. She was one of the
- 1:35:26Speaker 1: company's early employees. She's also a native Clevelander. She's fascinated
- 1:35:33Speaker 1: with the home and purchased it with intentions of restoring
- 1:35:36Speaker 1: the building to its former glory. But unfortunately, that same year,
- 1:35:43Speaker 1: a fire badly damaged the castle. Even though extensive repairs
- 1:35:47Speaker 1: were done, the house restoration could not be completed. Now,
- 1:35:52Speaker 1: what's interesting about that, guys, is they talk about nothing
- 1:35:54Speaker 1: about the fire being set by a human being who
- 1:35:59Speaker 1: said that this place is evil. But we picked that
- 1:36:02Speaker 1: up on the tour.
- 1:36:04Speaker 5: Interesting.
- 1:36:06Speaker 4: Our last name was Hamburger. Heimberger?
- 1:36:13Speaker 1: H-E-I-M-B-U-R-G-E-R. Heimberger.
- 1:36:18Speaker 4: So she's German, too.
- 1:36:20Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. In 2004, there were rumors that the Franklin
- 1:36:26Speaker 1: Castle was going to be completely renovated and turned into
- 1:36:30Speaker 1: the Franklin Castle Club. But in 2006, the entire club
- 1:36:36Speaker 1: was proven to be a complete sham. They never did
- 1:36:39Speaker 1: any repairs. They never did anything. And pictures on the
- 1:36:42Speaker 1: website were either close-up shots of architecture or stolen from
- 1:36:47Speaker 1: other websites. So they never did anything. And there was
- 1:36:53Speaker 1: also no evidence that that castle had ever been used
- 1:36:56Speaker 1: to shoot pornography. So that's a rumor that a lot
- 1:37:02Speaker 1: of people have heard. And I have heard that.
- 1:37:04Speaker 4: Looks like they're shooting some now in that bunker up there.
- 1:37:10Speaker 5: Around this time, guys, it could be, it could be.
- 1:37:16Speaker 1: Uh, around, around the building was cleaned and the parapet,
- 1:37:20Speaker 1: the left side of the facade was rebuilt according to
- 1:37:23Speaker 1: a 18th century design. Now the property was damaged again
- 1:37:28Speaker 1: in March of 2011 when the carriage house was damaged
- 1:37:31Speaker 1: in a fire, which maybe he brought that up when
- 1:37:34Speaker 1: he went out to the carriage house, but we never
- 1:37:36Speaker 1: made it that far. Um, So now, in 2011, they
- 1:37:43Speaker 1: rezoned the Franklin Castle to allow it to be a
- 1:37:45Speaker 1: three-family dwelling. And that sale was pending. European tapestry artist
- 1:37:54Speaker 1: Chiara Donna Dale purchased it for 2011 for $ 260, 000. The
- 1:38:01Speaker 1: Cleveland Building and Housing Department issued a permit for residential
- 1:38:04Speaker 1: exterior alterations in 2012. And local news reported that the
- 1:38:10Speaker 1: buyer intends to convert the building into three family homes
- 1:38:14Speaker 1: and the dwelling into two of the spaces. Following several
- 1:38:19Speaker 1: years of historic renovations, the owners announced single night accommodations
- 1:38:24Speaker 1: were available for guests starting December.
- 1:38:27Speaker 5: 24th, 2021.
- 1:38:30Speaker 1: 24, 2022. For everyone's information, March 18, 2016, Paranormal Lockdown
- 1:38:39Speaker 1: featured the Franklin Castle on an episode of its first season.
- 1:38:44Speaker 1: On March 5th of 2020, Franklin Castle was featured on
- 1:38:48Speaker 1: the fifth episode of Season 19 of Ghost Adventures, which
- 1:38:52Speaker 1: was on the Travel Channel. And on November 19th, Franklin
- 1:38:56Speaker 1: Castle was featured on Episode 4, Season 2 of The
- 1:39:01Speaker 1: Holzer Files, which aired on the Travel Channel.
- 1:39:07Speaker 5: Interesting. So there you have it.
- 1:39:11Speaker 4: So what do you think, Brian? It's a bunch of baloney?
- 1:39:14Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, granted, one, that would mean
- 1:39:20Speaker 1: that I'd have to take everything for face value on Wikipedia,
- 1:39:24Speaker 1: which you really can't do. But I also don't think
- 1:39:27Speaker 1: that they're full of crap here. A lot of this
- 1:39:30Speaker 1: stuff matches up with what we've heard.
- 1:39:32Speaker 10: But it also goes to say why he didn't talk
- 1:39:38Speaker 10: anything about the why you never heard the ending of
- 1:39:41Speaker 10: the bones from the closet.
- 1:39:43Speaker 1: That really, he didn't mention what, you know, sometimes there's
- 1:39:47Speaker 1: a thing called lying through omission. Oh yeah. And we
- 1:39:52Speaker 1: all know what that means. We all know what lying
- 1:39:54Speaker 1: through omission means. Lying through omission is, you know, something
- 1:39:57Speaker 1: you're purposely not telling it. Because you know the consequences
- 1:40:02Speaker 1: of what it is that you're about to say. Okay,
- 1:40:04Speaker 1: but Brian, Brian, hear me out. You know it's going
- 1:40:06Speaker 1: to pull the wool off the person's eyes the second
- 1:40:09Speaker 1: you say it.
- 1:40:09Speaker 4: Hear me out, Brian. Let's just say that the Franklin
- 1:40:13Speaker 4: Castle over time has gained some attraction based on some
- 1:40:17Speaker 4: ghost stories and like the hitchhiker story you told, right?
- 1:40:21Speaker 4: So they want to run with that, but they're allowing
- 1:40:24Speaker 4: people to stay there overnight. So they want to up
- 1:40:26Speaker 4: the ante a little bit. Now here comes the weird
- 1:40:29Speaker 4: like artifacts that we saw in the sexy Jesus picture
- 1:40:33Speaker 4: and the pagan festival records and the weird little rock formations.
- 1:40:38Speaker 4: And then you get up and it's like my brother
- 1:40:40Speaker 4: said to like this weird eyes wide shut scene in
- 1:40:43Speaker 4: the attic ballroom where they have a huge king size
- 1:40:47Speaker 4: bed right in the middle of the ballroom for no
- 1:40:50Speaker 4: fucking reason. They got the triangle with the all seeing
- 1:40:53Speaker 4: eye all over the attic, a big old bathtub up there.
- 1:40:57Speaker 4: And they have video cameras. So you tell me they're
- 1:41:00Speaker 4: not trying to channel some shit in there to like
- 1:41:03Speaker 4: up the ante a little bit for when people come
- 1:41:06Speaker 4: over to stay. It didn't even have to be a
- 1:41:08Speaker 4: haunted house. You could go to anybody's house and start
- 1:41:11Speaker 4: doing weird like rituals and shit and get some fucking
- 1:41:15Speaker 4: dark entities up in that motherfucker. That's all I'm trying
- 1:41:19Speaker 4: to say.
- 1:41:20Speaker 1: You know, I don't know honestly how any of that works.
- 1:41:27Speaker 1: But something I do like to think about is, you know,
- 1:41:34Speaker 1: it's not just buildings that become haunted. Sometimes you hear
- 1:41:37Speaker 1: about people that become haunted. No matter where they go,
- 1:41:42Speaker 1: they're seeing things. And we could say, oh, okay, it's
- 1:41:44Speaker 1: psychological or it is what it is. But what are
- 1:41:48Speaker 1: you playing with? What are you trying to bring around?
- 1:41:51Speaker 1: What are you trying to do? And if you do
- 1:41:53Speaker 1: do those things, are you convincing yourself to change as
- 1:41:57Speaker 1: a person? Or are you really inviting things into yourself?
- 1:42:02Speaker 1: You know, I don't know one way or the other.
- 1:42:04Speaker 1: I really don't. But I do know that when you
- 1:42:07Speaker 1: dabble with certain things and you want certain things to
- 1:42:10Speaker 1: be true. And what's the difference? It starts to become reality.
- 1:42:17Speaker 1: You know, I just read a story about two people
- 1:42:19Speaker 1: in India who convinced themselves of some they were involved
- 1:42:23Speaker 1: in some kind of cult thing. and they needed their
- 1:42:25Speaker 1: heads to be chopped off and put into fire, so
- 1:42:28Speaker 1: they set up some sort of weird thing, some weird
- 1:42:32Speaker 1: ritual where they created a guillotine and had a hill
- 1:42:35Speaker 1: that went down into a fire, chopped their own heads
- 1:42:38Speaker 1: off together, and had it roll into the fire in
- 1:42:41Speaker 1: some sort of cult ritual. What's the difference? What's the difference?
- 1:42:46Speaker 4: Maybe they needed, what's it called, Brian? A volunteer?
- 1:42:52Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:42:54Speaker 5: Well, well, well, I think to Brian's point, you think
- 1:42:56Speaker 5: about it when, you know, the, you've heard the term
- 1:42:59Speaker 5: perception is reality. And when someone's got you tied up
- 1:43:03Speaker 5: in a basement, whether their perception is reality or not,
- 1:43:06Speaker 5: I promise you you're in reality. And there's some crazy
- 1:43:11Speaker 5: ass fucking shit happening to you, whether it's based on
- 1:43:14Speaker 5: anything real or not, they think it is. And some
- 1:43:17Speaker 5: people can be doing some crazy ass shit. And that's
- 1:43:20Speaker 5: why I said, The most fun I've been having out
- 1:43:22Speaker 5: of this whole thing is coming up with all of
- 1:43:24Speaker 5: these cool stories about what that guy is doing in
- 1:43:28Speaker 5: that house. Is the idea that he's a ghost giving
- 1:43:33Speaker 5: tours in that house. The idea that when he goes,
- 1:43:35Speaker 5: we're laughing and saying he's going to drink, but really
- 1:43:38Speaker 5: he's going to torture some dude he's got tied up in.
- 1:43:41Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
- 1:43:42Speaker 4: Yeah, but think about it. This is the real burbs.
- 1:43:46Speaker 5: This is the real burbs.
- 1:43:48Speaker 4: And they're like, oh, they're Satan worshippers. And then they
- 1:43:51Speaker 4: go in the house and they're like.
- 1:43:52Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 1:43:53Speaker 4: It seems kind of normal. And then they find all
- 1:43:55Speaker 4: those fucking bones in his trunk. This is the real burbs.
- 1:43:59Speaker 1: Fun to think about.
- 1:44:00Speaker 5: The house doesn't necessarily need to be haunted to be cool.
- 1:44:04Speaker 1: It's awesome. But man, it's creepy as hell.
- 1:44:06Speaker 5: If you just want to go experience something super creepy, go.
- 1:44:10Speaker 4: Yeah, that room especially was creepy to me.
- 1:44:13Speaker 1: I think it's great. Okay, this is the advice I'd
- 1:44:17Speaker 1: give anybody before they go. One, eat before you leave. Two,
- 1:44:20Speaker 1: understand that the tour is going to be way longer
- 1:44:23Speaker 1: than one hour. So be prepared for that. Bring a snack.
- 1:44:27Speaker 1: Bring a water bottle. My God, he'll probably not let
- 1:44:30Speaker 1: you bring it in, but bring it anyway. Be prepared
- 1:44:35Speaker 1: to be there for a long time. Don't make plans afterwards.
- 1:44:38Speaker 1: Know that you're going to be there a long time.
- 1:44:41Speaker 1: Start looking at the things there, but Learn the history
- 1:44:45Speaker 1: of the house before you get there and then ask
- 1:44:48Speaker 1: educated questions and see how he answers them. Like, listen,
- 1:44:54Speaker 1: like read the Wikipedia page, watch some documentaries, watch the shows.
- 1:45:00Speaker 1: And then when you're there, be like, where did this happen? Oh,
- 1:45:04Speaker 1: wait a second. Didn't they find out that that owner
- 1:45:07Speaker 1: was planting those bones in the closet? If he starts going, hey,
- 1:45:16Speaker 1: you know, you got, you know, you got him. Exactly. Yeah.
- 1:45:23Speaker 5: Sort of view the tour like this. The house is
- 1:45:26Speaker 5: the opening act. The guy given the tour is the headliner.
- 1:45:30Speaker 5: He's who you're going to see. That's the real show.
- 1:45:34Speaker 5: the house is kind of this cool thing that goes
- 1:45:36Speaker 5: on around this freaking creepo. Give him the tour and like,
- 1:45:43Speaker 5: just go with an open imagination for what that dude's
- 1:45:46Speaker 5: up to.
- 1:45:47Speaker 1: And you will have a blast.
- 1:45:49Speaker 4: Even the way he said, like, my name is Jan's.
- 1:45:53Speaker 4: It's jeans, but with an I and no A. And
- 1:45:58Speaker 4: I was like, so it's not jeans at all. What
- 1:46:00Speaker 4: are you talking about?
- 1:46:02Speaker 5: He's like a character from Zoolander.
- 1:46:09Speaker 1: It really was.
- 1:46:10Speaker 4: So if you're going to rate the tour one out
- 1:46:15Speaker 4: of 10 skulls, I'm giving it five skulls. Okay.
- 1:46:21Speaker 1: That's interesting because I even thought about that before, like
- 1:46:24Speaker 1: where I'd rate it one to 10 and I'd say
- 1:46:26Speaker 1: four out of 10.
- 1:46:28Speaker 4: Four skulls.
- 1:46:29Speaker 1: But my, that's because I went into it blind. And
- 1:46:34Speaker 1: I think I would have liked it more if I
- 1:46:37Speaker 1: knew what I was getting into. Because I would have
- 1:46:40Speaker 1: been prepared for more of the history and I wouldn't
- 1:46:43Speaker 1: have gotten angry. And I wouldn't have been like, I
- 1:46:46Speaker 1: wouldn't know. Okay. He's going off on his little tirades.
- 1:46:50Speaker 1: Here he goes. I expected this, blah, blah, blah, blah.
- 1:46:53Speaker 1: But the fact that I didn't expect that and I
- 1:46:55Speaker 1: thought it was going to be one hour, that really
- 1:46:59Speaker 1: lit me up. And the fact that he did not
- 1:47:01Speaker 1: thank me for coming out and after I was like,
- 1:47:04Speaker 1: thank you for everything, blah, blah, blah, blah. And he
- 1:47:07Speaker 1: didn't say anything back. I'm like, that rubbed me the
- 1:47:11Speaker 1: wrong way. Four skulls out of ten.
- 1:47:15Speaker 4: Brother, one to ten skulls.
- 1:47:18Speaker 1: This was easy for me.
- 1:47:20Speaker 5: Ten skulls.
- 1:47:21Speaker 4: You're giving it ten skulls?
- 1:47:23Speaker 5: Ten skulls.
- 1:47:24Speaker 1: Want to know why I'm giving it ten skulls?
- 1:47:27Speaker 5: Because at this point, I am completely convinced that at
- 1:47:30Speaker 5: some point on that tour, I was within ten feet
- 1:47:33Speaker 5: of someone bound and gagged and tied up.
- 1:47:37Speaker 1: For real. Ten skulls. You're giving it ten skulls because
- 1:47:43Speaker 1: you hit ten human skulls somewhere in the house.
- 1:47:49Speaker 4: And they're going to find a.
- 1:47:51Speaker 1: Closet somewhere and they're going to find out it was
- 1:47:54Speaker 1: planted to get, to get, uh, no, because that's what
- 1:47:57Speaker 1: it brought up. Some, uh, some attention.
- 1:48:00Speaker 5: Listen, the, it has to be that because it has
- 1:48:03Speaker 5: to be either. He's really a ghost giving that tour
- 1:48:07Speaker 5: or there's really people tied up in that house and
- 1:48:10Speaker 5: he's torturing them and giving the tour while he's doing
- 1:48:13Speaker 5: it because he's not afraid of the police. But I'm
- 1:48:18Speaker 5: saying it's his way of taunting the police. I could
- 1:48:21Speaker 5: picture him BTK style standing in a courtroom being like, yes,
- 1:48:25Speaker 5: I gave 127 tours while I had people tied up
- 1:48:29Speaker 5: in the closet. Nobody knew.
- 1:48:32Speaker 8: They thought I was going to drink because I kept
- 1:48:35Speaker 8: on rubbing bourbon under my neck right here to throw them.
- 1:48:41Speaker 1: Off. And so, therefore, my answer stands. Ten skulls.
- 1:48:45Speaker 4: Ten skulls. Okay. I mean, that is a very good rating.
- 1:48:50Speaker 4: Ten out of ten skulls. I give it five skulls
- 1:48:53Speaker 4: just because I would have liked to finish the tour
- 1:48:56Speaker 4: in a timely manner.
- 1:48:58Speaker 1: Yes. Yes.
- 1:48:59Speaker 5: Well, that's true, too. Yeah, I guess I'll remove one
- 1:49:03Speaker 5: skull for him. I'll give it nine skulls, removing one skull,
- 1:49:08Speaker 5: because he tried to tell us that it was going
- 1:49:11Speaker 5: to be five minutes behind the castle, and then immediately
- 1:49:13Speaker 5: changed it to 50 minutes behind the castle.
- 1:49:16Speaker 4: That's got to cost at least one skull.
- 1:49:19Speaker 1: Come on.
- 1:49:20Speaker 5: When you do that, you lose a skull immediately.
- 1:49:23Speaker 1: You know what? The older I get, guys, and I
- 1:49:26Speaker 1: don't know why this surprises me, because... I've always said
- 1:49:30Speaker 1: attention is today's currency, but the reality is attention has
- 1:49:34Speaker 1: always been a currency. It's worth more than the almighty dollar.
- 1:49:39Speaker 1: And everywhere you go, you know what? I'd almost say,
- 1:49:44Speaker 1: they always say the answer to 99 out of a
- 1:49:46Speaker 1: hundred questions is money. I'd almost say the answer to
- 1:49:51Speaker 1: 99 out of a hundred questions is attention. I mean,
- 1:49:54Speaker 1: you go back, like you just, Every politician, everything they
- 1:49:58Speaker 1: say is for attention. Everything they do is for attention.
- 1:50:02Speaker 1: Most people out here are doing most of the things
- 1:50:05Speaker 1: for attention. I mean, you can say I'm doing this
- 1:50:08Speaker 1: podcast for some sort of attention.
- 1:50:11Speaker 5: But think about it.
- 1:50:11Speaker 1: Everything is for some kind of attention, right? I mean,
- 1:50:14Speaker 1: this is crazy.
- 1:50:16Speaker 5: What comes with attention? What usually comes with attention?
- 1:50:20Speaker 1: Money. Money.
- 1:50:22Speaker 5: And that's what it is. When you see people seeking
- 1:50:24Speaker 5: something like that, you can almost always trace it back
- 1:50:27Speaker 5: to money to some degree. And again, you're like, not
- 1:50:30Speaker 5: all attention comes with money. But generally, when you get
- 1:50:34Speaker 5: that attention, if you can harness it, it comes with money.
- 1:50:37Speaker 1: Yeah. And it doesn't matter how you get it. So
- 1:50:41Speaker 1: many people get mad because there's like nefarious ways of
- 1:50:44Speaker 1: getting attention. Like, oh, this serial killer killed 100 people. Oh,
- 1:50:47Speaker 1: he's such a horrible person. I'll buy his book. I'll
- 1:50:53Speaker 1: watch the documentary he was on. Don't worry about that.
- 1:51:00Speaker 5: What's the old saying?
- 1:51:00Speaker 1: No press is bad press.
- 1:51:03Speaker 4: All press is good press.
- 1:51:05Speaker 5: All press is good press.
- 1:51:06Speaker 1: There you go.
- 1:51:07Speaker 5: That's exactly what that saying means. Um, as long as
- 1:51:11Speaker 5: they're talking about you, that's why I always used to
- 1:51:13Speaker 5: think it was funny with the paparazzi people. Like Britney
- 1:51:16Speaker 5: Spears would be like.
- 1:51:17Speaker 1: Just leave me alone.
- 1:51:18Speaker 5: Ah, and you're sitting there thinking if they left you alone,
- 1:51:21Speaker 5: you'd be dying for them to be taking a picture
- 1:51:23Speaker 5: of you right now.
- 1:51:24Speaker 1: Shut up.
- 1:51:26Speaker 5: They're the whole reason you exist.
- 1:51:29Speaker 4: Yes.
- 1:51:30Speaker 1: Oh, how did my titty pop out? Oh, it was horrible.
- 1:51:37Speaker 1: What happened? Did you get that on camera? Did you
- 1:51:42Speaker 1: quote that?
- 1:51:44Speaker 4: I just thought of a screenplay, too. What if, going
- 1:51:51Speaker 4: on your idea... People go to, let's say, the Franklin
- 1:51:56Speaker 4: Castle in this movie for a one-hour tour. And the
- 1:52:01Speaker 4: tour just keeps going on and on and on. And
- 1:52:04Speaker 4: they get to like four hours in, five hours in.
- 1:52:07Speaker 4: And then they all start breaking off and looking for
- 1:52:09Speaker 4: ways out. And they just find more rooms. And they
- 1:52:12Speaker 4: find more hallways that lead to nowhere. And they keep
- 1:52:15Speaker 4: trying to get out and they can't. And they always
- 1:52:17Speaker 4: find their way back to the tour guide.
- 1:52:19Speaker 5: And he's like.
- 1:52:20Speaker 4: let me tell you about this oriental wallpaper. And it
- 1:52:24Speaker 4: just goes on and on and on and they just
- 1:52:26Speaker 4: can't get out and the movie ends and it's just
- 1:52:29Speaker 4: them in the window and they're the woman in black now.
- 1:52:38Speaker 1: I will say to all listeners, to my listeners and
- 1:52:41Speaker 1: to your listeners, I think your listeners will like this
- 1:52:43Speaker 1: a little bit more, but there was a book written
- 1:52:47Speaker 1: And you have to read the book because you can't
- 1:52:50Speaker 1: make a movie out of it because the way the
- 1:52:51Speaker 1: book's written. And you'll know what I'm talking about if
- 1:52:53Speaker 1: you've ever read it. But Michael, this guy named Michael Daniel,
- 1:52:57Speaker 1: Daniel Loosky or Daniel, something like that, wrote a book
- 1:53:00Speaker 1: called House of Leaves. And if you're not going to
- 1:53:04Speaker 1: get an audio book on this, guys, it does not
- 1:53:06Speaker 1: exist because it wouldn't do it justice. But if you
- 1:53:10Speaker 1: read House of Leaves, it is one of the craziest
- 1:53:14Speaker 1: books ever. I've ever read in my entire life. There's
- 1:53:19Speaker 1: no other way to preface it. There's no other way
- 1:53:21Speaker 1: to talk about it, but it's about a house and there's,
- 1:53:26Speaker 1: it's about so much more than this house, but it's
- 1:53:30Speaker 1: about a house. And when you measure it from the outside,
- 1:53:35Speaker 1: it's certain dimensions, but when you measure it from the inside,
- 1:53:39Speaker 1: for some reason, the outside dimensions are, are three quarters
- 1:53:44Speaker 1: of an inch larger, no matter how you account for
- 1:53:47Speaker 1: what's inside the walls or how deep the walls are,
- 1:53:50Speaker 1: what's going on with the walls. Then they get inside
- 1:53:53Speaker 1: this door and there's this labyrinth in there. It's an
- 1:53:58Speaker 1: unending labyrinth of just levels that go down and in
- 1:54:02Speaker 1: and out. And it's pure pitch black and it's nothing.
- 1:54:05Speaker 1: You can just, your voice echoes in it. And it's
- 1:54:08Speaker 1: just this, expanding space within this three quarters of an inch.
- 1:54:13Speaker 1: And you don't know how it got there or why
- 1:54:15Speaker 1: it's there. And they're trying to do a documentary of like,
- 1:54:19Speaker 1: how deep is this going to go and what's going
- 1:54:21Speaker 1: to happen in it. And I'll just read the book.
- 1:54:25Speaker 1: It's just like that. It's freaking insane. Amazing. House of leaves.
- 1:54:32Speaker 5: Look, look what, look what this. See, and this is
- 1:54:35Speaker 5: why I give it 10 skulls. Look at the creepiness
- 1:54:37Speaker 5: that this has brought us to of just telling these
- 1:54:39Speaker 5: weird stories about just from like what that guy could
- 1:54:43Speaker 5: be in that house or the possibilities of that. I'll
- 1:54:46Speaker 5: even just say one more quickly. Think about the last couple.
- 1:54:50Speaker 5: What if the guy's whole plan, what if the whole
- 1:54:53Speaker 5: plot of the whole thing is to make the tour
- 1:54:56Speaker 5: last so long that people just start going, I'm sorry, dude,
- 1:55:00Speaker 5: I can't, I just can't go. Like we left, then
- 1:55:03Speaker 5: those people followed us. At the end of every tour,
- 1:55:06Speaker 5: there's always one person that loves the castle so much
- 1:55:09Speaker 5: that they stay for the whole tour and they get
- 1:55:12Speaker 5: added to the castle.
- 1:55:14Speaker 1: Ooh.
- 1:55:15Speaker 6: So all the ghosts are the ghosts of the tour.
- 1:55:18Speaker 4: The tour is.
- 1:55:20Speaker 5: The last, the last person standing. That's like, I love
- 1:55:23Speaker 5: this place. They kill them and make them a permanent part.
- 1:55:27Speaker 4: Oh my God. The house absorbs them.
- 1:55:31Speaker 5: Bam. See, I'm glad we have all this documented. I'm
- 1:55:35Speaker 5: going to write at least two of these screenplays.
- 1:55:38Speaker 4: Oh my gosh. That would be such a good movie.
- 1:55:41Speaker 5: No, that's what I'm saying. See, so that's cool.
- 1:55:44Speaker 1: 10 skulls.
- 1:55:45Speaker 5: It's 10 skull worthy just because of the creepy vibes
- 1:55:47Speaker 5: it gives up to give you ideas.
- 1:55:49Speaker 1: True, true.
- 1:55:51Speaker 4: But you know, if you think about it, like I
- 1:55:55Speaker 4: wonder what, he said after we left, like, how do
- 1:56:01Speaker 4: you justify how long you've been going?
- 1:56:05Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:56:05Speaker 5: Do you think he was like apologetic and being like,
- 1:56:08Speaker 5: I'm so sorry.
- 1:56:09Speaker 1: Like, you know, or was he like those jerks? I
- 1:56:11Speaker 1: can't believe I'm glad they're gone.
- 1:56:13Speaker 4: They must not appreciate architecture. Some people just don't understand.
- 1:56:23Speaker 5: Dude, I'm telling you, man, I, it, you really can't
- 1:56:27Speaker 5: describe what that tour was unless you just take it.
- 1:56:30Speaker 4: It was a ghost tour, but like in more ways than.
- 1:56:35Speaker 1: One, it was a ghost tour. If you like remove ghosts.
- 1:56:39Speaker 4: And shut up, Brian, on an adventure.
- 1:56:46Speaker 1: If you remove like fun and you remove ghosts and
- 1:56:51Speaker 1: you remove, uh.
- 1:56:52Speaker 4: It's fun now that it's over.
- 1:56:54Speaker 1: No, it was a great experience.
- 1:56:58Speaker 4: It'll be a forever memory.
- 1:57:00Speaker 1: I actually don't regret one bit of it. But, yeah.
- 1:57:05Speaker 4: Did you guys have weird stuff in the photos you took?
- 1:57:09Speaker 1: No. Remember I wasn't allowed to take photos? Who knows?
- 1:57:14Speaker 4: Did you, brother?
- 1:57:15Speaker 5: Yeah, I got a picture of two weirdos.
- 1:57:18Speaker 1: I sent it to you guys. It was you two.
- 1:57:20Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
- 1:57:22Speaker 1: In the mirror.
- 1:57:23Speaker 4: Was there a decapitated body behind us or anything?
- 1:57:27Speaker 1: No, no. I honestly, there was no.
- 1:57:30Speaker 5: But to Brian's point, there were a couple of places
- 1:57:33Speaker 5: in the house where I did feel creeped out.
- 1:57:34Speaker 1: I will say that. There were some creepy places.
- 1:57:37Speaker 5: And there were at least two, there were those two
- 1:57:39Speaker 5: rooms where there was an actual, you could feel the
- 1:57:43Speaker 5: difference in temperature.
- 1:57:45Speaker 1: Yep.
- 1:57:45Speaker 5: In just those two rooms. It was significantly colder in
- 1:57:49Speaker 5: those two rooms for no reason. So I'll give it
- 1:57:54Speaker 5: that as well.
- 1:57:54Speaker 4: Did you get the creeps in the pagan festival room?
- 1:57:58Speaker 5: I did. Yeah. I thought it was very creepy in there.
- 1:58:02Speaker 1: The only other thing I'm going to add to this,
- 1:58:04Speaker 1: and I did this to my sister on the way
- 1:58:06Speaker 1: home because her little bitch ass never wants to. she's
- 1:58:09Speaker 1: the type of person that's like, will you drive me?
- 1:58:13Speaker 1: You know, park parking's probably going to be a bitch.
- 1:58:17Speaker 1: It's like, you just don't want to drive. Come on.
- 1:58:21Speaker 1: But I'm driving her home. And I looked at her
- 1:58:26Speaker 1: and I go, Don't look in your rearview mirror because
- 1:58:32Speaker 1: one of the ghosts and spirits probably followed you back
- 1:58:35Speaker 1: and is going to be sitting in your backseat while
- 1:58:39Speaker 1: you're driving home. And she goes, shut your fucking mouth
- 1:58:44Speaker 1: right now. Shut your mouth, Brian. I don't want to
- 1:58:49Speaker 1: hear about that. I said, oh, no, it's definitely going
- 1:58:52Speaker 1: to happen. I could tell that. they were definitely checking
- 1:58:55Speaker 1: you out throughout the entire tour. And they're probably latched
- 1:58:59Speaker 1: on to you. Like I've seen in so many horror documentaries.
- 1:59:04Speaker 1: And she goes, she goes, just shut up.
- 1:59:06Speaker 5: Right.
- 1:59:07Speaker 1: That's so stupid. So stupid that you'd even say something
- 1:59:10Speaker 1: so stupid. God, that's stupid. I drop her off. And
- 1:59:21Speaker 1: I go, And I start looking in my rearview mirror
- 1:59:25Speaker 1: and I go, fuck, I'm scared myself. I kept thinking
- 1:59:31Speaker 1: there was going to be somebody in my rearview mirror
- 1:59:34Speaker 1: sitting in my backseat. And I couldn't stop thinking about it.
- 1:59:38Speaker 1: And I'm like, God damn it. And so I get
- 1:59:41Speaker 1: back to the house and I'm by myself and I'm like,
- 1:59:43Speaker 1: all right, I'm closing my door. I'm closing my door.
- 1:59:47Speaker 1: I'm going to be fine. I'll leave one light on.
- 1:59:49Speaker 4: I'm good.
- 1:59:49Speaker 1: Nobody's in. And the heat had kicked on or something.
- 1:59:55Speaker 1: And all of a sudden I hear boom. Because the
- 1:59:58Speaker 1: door had like because of the pressure difference in the room.
- 2:00:03Speaker 5: Boom.
- 2:00:04Speaker 1: Dude, I jumped out of my sheets. All because of
- 2:00:10Speaker 1: that stupid tour with the no ghosts. And I scared myself.
- 2:00:15Speaker 1: Then I got back into bed and I was perfectly
- 2:00:17Speaker 1: fine after that. But I totally freaked myself out, ladies
- 2:00:22Speaker 1: and gentlemen.
- 2:00:23Speaker 5: Now, Julie, that's why I say this is a heat.
- 2:00:26Speaker 5: You got to go four stars to six stars now
- 2:00:29Speaker 5: or skulls.
- 2:00:30Speaker 1: You got to take it to six skulls.
- 2:00:32Speaker 4: I will take it to eight skulls. I will take
- 2:00:35Speaker 4: it to eight skulls. And I'll tell you why. Because
- 2:00:38Speaker 4: now that he said that, it adds a whole nother
- 2:00:40Speaker 4: dimension to what happened to Brittany and I when we
- 2:00:43Speaker 4: got home.
- 2:00:45Speaker 1: What?
- 2:00:45Speaker 4: So, you know, she's upset. And then she's like talking
- 2:00:50Speaker 4: about how upset she is all the way. One hour
- 2:00:53Speaker 4: drive from Cleveland back to her house. And she lives
- 2:00:56Speaker 4: in the middle of nowhere. Literally no neighbors, no streetlights, nothing.
- 2:01:02Speaker 4: So no, not even. Yeah. She has no wifi, nothing.
- 2:01:08Speaker 4: So we pulled back up to her house. And we
- 2:01:12Speaker 4: all got out of the car and put our jammies on.
- 2:01:15Speaker 4: And she had made a bedroom up for me to
- 2:01:20Speaker 4: sleep in the extra bedroom. But I'm scared to death
- 2:01:23Speaker 4: of doing anything like that, sleeping by myself in a
- 2:01:25Speaker 4: dark room. So I was like, I'm going to sleep
- 2:01:27Speaker 4: on the couch. And JJ was scared. So she went
- 2:01:32Speaker 4: and slept in the bed with Brittany that night. And
- 2:01:35Speaker 4: I'm by myself in the pitch black living room in
- 2:01:39Speaker 4: every creak. Every whisper of the wind, everything. I was
- 2:01:43Speaker 4: just like, oh, like all night, like I couldn't sleep.
- 2:01:47Speaker 4: But I finally fell asleep. And I was like, nothing
- 2:01:51Speaker 4: followed us out of there. We should be good. I
- 2:01:53Speaker 4: think we're probably good. And then the next morning, Brittany
- 2:01:56Speaker 4: wakes up and she was like, I had nightmares all
- 2:02:00Speaker 4: night last night that I was walking through the house
- 2:02:03Speaker 4: and trying to get out. And every door I opened
- 2:02:05Speaker 4: led to another hallway, to another door. And then we
- 2:02:10Speaker 4: talked to Kim and she was like, I had nightmares
- 2:02:13Speaker 4: all night last night that I couldn't get out of
- 2:02:15Speaker 4: the house. And I was like, oh, my god we're
- 2:02:17Speaker 4: all gonna die so i mean it does like that's
- 2:02:22Speaker 4: a forever memory that you don't forget about that's like
- 2:02:24Speaker 4: having a haunted house experience as a family yeah.
- 2:02:29Speaker 5: Very very true i didn't get a chance to be
- 2:02:32Speaker 5: scared like that i came back to the city downtown
- 2:02:35Speaker 5: and was stepping over urine oh.
- 2:02:37Speaker 4: My god you didn't even have a.
- 2:02:40Speaker 5: Little bit of creeps i didn't have time to be
- 2:02:42Speaker 5: creeped out i was i was busy trying to feed
- 2:02:45Speaker 5: the meters on my void the parking bans downtown. Oh
- 2:02:49Speaker 5: my god. Which is scarier than any haunted house there
- 2:02:54Speaker 5: is dealing with parking bans downtown.
- 2:02:57Speaker 4: But at least we know the tour guide is not
- 2:03:00Speaker 4: a ghost because the restaurant we went to afterwards said
- 2:03:04Speaker 4: that he's a frequent visitor.
- 2:03:06Speaker 1: Of the bar. Surprise! Well, we knew that. Surprise!
- 2:03:13Speaker 4: Yeah, we were all sitting there talking about it. And
- 2:03:16Speaker 4: I said the joke about he said his name was Jeans,
- 2:03:19Speaker 4: but with no J and an I and no A.
- 2:03:22Speaker 4: And we all started laughing like that's not Jeans. And
- 2:03:25Speaker 4: then the waitress comes up and she goes, oh, you're
- 2:03:28Speaker 4: talking about yawns. He comes to the bar all the time.
- 2:03:32Speaker 4: And we all were like, what? Of course he does.
- 2:03:36Speaker 4: At least we know he's real.
- 2:03:38Speaker 5: Well, now we know we were talking shit. And that
- 2:03:40Speaker 5: was all his friends we were talking shit in front of.
- 2:03:43Speaker 4: Dude, the waitress, she was like, so you wouldn't do
- 2:03:46Speaker 4: it again? Like even just for like the experience of it.
- 2:03:49Speaker 4: And we were all like, no, but that was like
- 2:03:53Speaker 4: the heat of the moment.
- 2:03:54Speaker 5: Yeah, I would do it if they would lock me
- 2:03:56Speaker 5: in for one hour. I would just do one hour
- 2:03:58Speaker 5: by myself walking around.
- 2:04:00Speaker 4: That's how I was self-guided tour.
- 2:04:02Speaker 5: Self-guided one hour tour.
- 2:04:05Speaker 1: Let's throw it all out there. Let's throw it all
- 2:04:07Speaker 1: out there. Let's see where you guys really where your
- 2:04:11Speaker 1: allegiances really lie. If I came to you and said,
- 2:04:15Speaker 1: I'm going to spend the night in the Franklin Castle.
- 2:04:20Speaker 1: I have a room. We have up to four people.
- 2:04:27Speaker 1: And a Ouija board. Oh, damn. Are you in or
- 2:04:33Speaker 1: are you out?
- 2:04:34Speaker 4: I'm in minus the Ouija board.
- 2:04:38Speaker 1: You're in minus the Ouija board.
- 2:04:40Speaker 4: I'm in minus the Ouija board.
- 2:04:43Speaker 1: Well, how are we going to communicate?
- 2:04:45Speaker 4: We're just going to do like an EVP sesh.
- 2:04:51Speaker 1: EVP sesh.
- 2:04:51Speaker 4: We're just going to turn the recorder on our phone
- 2:04:54Speaker 4: and go around and ask questions and then listen to
- 2:04:57Speaker 4: the audio back later.
- 2:04:58Speaker 5: Oh, well, I bet you I know what one of
- 2:05:02Speaker 5: the voices are going to say.
- 2:05:03Speaker 1: You're a pussy. You're a pussy. Get out.
- 2:05:07Speaker 5: Get the Ouija board out and we are going to
- 2:05:10Speaker 5: summon some demons, baby. And we're going to go right
- 2:05:12Speaker 5: into the dense, dark room with the pagan music. Hell no.
- 2:05:16Speaker 1: We are going to summon demons.
- 2:05:20Speaker 4: I'm in for the sleepover minus the Ouija, brother.
- 2:05:25Speaker 9: All right.
- 2:05:26Speaker 1: Well, fine.
- 2:05:26Speaker 5: I'll bring Arby's then instead. It's either a Ouija board
- 2:05:33Speaker 5: or some really good chicken tenders from Arby's.
- 2:05:36Speaker 1: Okay, that's it.
- 2:05:37Speaker 4: I'll take a beef and cheddar. But are you in
- 2:05:40Speaker 4: for the sleepover with or without Ouija board?
- 2:05:44Speaker 5: I'll show up either way. For me, which pajamas am
- 2:05:47Speaker 5: I going to bring? That's all I'm worried about.
- 2:05:49Speaker 4: Are you going to partake in the investigation? Are you
- 2:05:52Speaker 4: going to sit there the whole time and crack jokes?
- 2:05:55Speaker 5: No, I will partake. I'll partake and crack jokes at
- 2:05:57Speaker 5: the same time.
- 2:05:58Speaker 1: I can walk and chew gum. There's no problem at all.
- 2:06:03Speaker 1: I would, you know, I haven't done it. I don't
- 2:06:06Speaker 1: think I've done a Ouija board in 20 years, but
- 2:06:10Speaker 1: I would probably do it. Just put my hands up.
- 2:06:13Speaker 4: Oh my God, Brian.
- 2:06:14Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. And then I'd be like, are you
- 2:06:19Speaker 1: moving it or am I moving it? Are you moving
- 2:06:21Speaker 1: it or am I moving it? It's moving it. Oh
- 2:06:24Speaker 1: my God, I'm not moving it. And then somebody else
- 2:06:27Speaker 1: would be, I'm not moving it. Meanwhile, it's spelling things
- 2:06:29Speaker 1: and all our ADD is like, No, I didn't pick
- 2:06:33Speaker 1: up any of that. That's all gibberish to me. What
- 2:06:36Speaker 1: is that? German? Are you spelling German words?
- 2:06:39Speaker 4: Is that German for fork?
- 2:06:40Speaker 5: Suddenly in the corner of the room, we summon Jans.
- 2:06:45Speaker 5: And he's like, did you call me?
- 2:06:50Speaker 1: I'd be like, no, no, no, no. Go back. Go back.
- 2:06:52Speaker 1: Go back.
- 2:06:56Speaker 4: You'd be like, no, yeah, I'm scared. Now he's standing there.
- 2:06:59Speaker 8: Did I show you the toilet that was installed in
- 2:07:02Speaker 8: 2014 that.
- 2:07:03Speaker 5: Has nothing to do with the.
- 2:07:07Speaker 1: House? The toilet seat is heated.
- 2:07:14Speaker 8: I got it from Walmart on sale.
- 2:07:16Speaker 4: It has nothing to do with anything.
- 2:07:19Speaker 1: Oh, it's imported from a place called, what do you
- 2:07:22Speaker 1: call it? Chima? Oh, my God.
- 2:07:29Speaker 5: I got these.
- 2:07:30Speaker 8: Look at these 150-year-old towels.
- 2:07:33Speaker 1: They came from a place called Bed, Bath, and Beyond.
- 2:07:39Speaker 4: Beyond. Let's put some ribbons on this, though. The Franklin Castle.
- 2:07:52Speaker 4: I think it could potentially be haunted. I think it's
- 2:07:57Speaker 4: worth going on the tour if you're... listening to this
- 2:08:00Speaker 4: episode and you know what to expect and you clear
- 2:08:03Speaker 4: out your afternoon and you eat like you said brian
- 2:08:07Speaker 4: beforehand and honest to god the next person who goes
- 2:08:13Speaker 4: on the tour they need to like Be the douchebag
- 2:08:17Speaker 4: to say, can we go on to the next room?
- 2:08:20Speaker 4: Or like, can you cut this? Like, somebody needs to edit.
- 2:08:24Speaker 1: Here, here.
- 2:08:24Speaker 5: You want to ribbon this thing up? I will ribbon
- 2:08:26Speaker 5: this thing up.
- 2:08:28Speaker 1: Don't take the tour. Don't take the tour at all.
- 2:08:31Speaker 1: Don't even think about taking the tour.
- 2:08:33Speaker 5: Stay in the house overnight.
- 2:08:36Speaker 1: Boom. Wait a minute.
- 2:08:38Speaker 5: Taking the tour, you will get a much better experience
- 2:08:42Speaker 5: if you can get sealed up in that house by
- 2:08:44Speaker 5: yourself for any length of time.
- 2:08:45Speaker 1: I do wonder, because they do ghost tours there, I
- 2:08:50Speaker 1: wonder if he avoids talking anything about ghosts unless you
- 2:08:55Speaker 1: pay the $ 100 ghost tour fee. The $ 35 fee is just,
- 2:09:03Speaker 1: I'm going to walk you around and talk about renovations.
- 2:09:06Speaker 1: But the $ 100... 9 p.m. to 2 a.m. ghost tour, which,
- 2:09:12Speaker 1: by the way, I believe probably goes till 10 o'clock
- 2:09:16Speaker 1: in the morning. Oh, yeah, they'd still be there. They'd
- 2:09:18Speaker 1: still be there.
- 2:09:20Speaker 4: Breakfast is not provided.
- 2:09:23Speaker 1: Yeah, breakfast is not provided.
- 2:09:26Speaker 5: I think that's the point, though. The more time you
- 2:09:28Speaker 5: can spend in the house unsupervised, I think the better.
- 2:09:34Speaker 5: I think that's when you'll start feeling energies. having more
- 2:09:38Speaker 5: opportunities to see things, um, that I that's, so that's
- 2:09:42Speaker 5: what I would say.
- 2:09:43Speaker 1: My advice would be just stay in the house.
- 2:09:44Speaker 5: If you're really that interested in it, just stay there
- 2:09:47Speaker 5: for a night.
- 2:09:49Speaker 4: I agree without a Ouija board.
- 2:09:53Speaker 1: Yes. Or however you decide to do it. Well, with
- 2:09:59Speaker 1: that being said, I'm ready to wrap everything up. Um,
- 2:10:04Speaker 1: I appreciate every, I appreciate everybody, uh, going on this
- 2:10:08Speaker 1: tour with us, the verbal tour, which I actually think
- 2:10:14Speaker 1: will hopefully be a little bit more interesting than the
- 2:10:16Speaker 1: actual tour.
- 2:10:19Speaker 4: Probably so.
- 2:10:20Speaker 1: Maybe bring your earbuds with you and just listen to
- 2:10:23Speaker 1: us talk this crap as you walk around the actual house.
- 2:10:27Speaker 1: It would be a phenomenal tour idea. That'd be genius.
- 2:10:37Speaker 1: But I appreciate everybody coming on, and I appreciate you
- 2:10:43Speaker 1: coming out. How was your trip, by the way, before
- 2:10:46Speaker 1: we go?
- 2:10:47Speaker 4: Oh, I thought it was great. I thought it was
- 2:10:49Speaker 4: some good bonding time. I got to see my brother
- 2:10:52Speaker 4: more than I did for most of my life in
- 2:10:56Speaker 4: this short week. He actually hung out with me every
- 2:10:59Speaker 4: day while I was up there. And I think there's
- 2:11:03Speaker 4: something to be said about, like, our family is small,
- 2:11:07Speaker 4: but we're really close. And we all, like, love the
- 2:11:12Speaker 4: same stuff, too. Because a lot of people have to, like,
- 2:11:16Speaker 4: take their friends on ghost tours or something. But we're all, like,
- 2:11:19Speaker 4: into it. And we're all like, let's do it together.
- 2:11:22Speaker 4: And that's, like, forever memories and stuff. I think it
- 2:11:26Speaker 4: was great.
- 2:11:26Speaker 5: I do, too.
- 2:11:28Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. And let's do it again, man.
- 2:11:31Speaker 5: Like I said, believe in ghosts or not, if it
- 2:11:32Speaker 5: helps spend time with your family, I'm all for it.
- 2:11:36Speaker 6: Same.
- 2:11:37Speaker 4: Let's go get locked in an insanatorium next time.
- 2:11:43Speaker 1: Whether you're alone with your family and out and you
- 2:11:51Speaker 1: feel like you need to stop and get a little
- 2:11:54Speaker 1: bit of a drink or let's say you're giving a
- 2:11:57Speaker 1: tour and Hell, it's been 20 minutes since your last drink,
- 2:12:01Speaker 1: and maybe you need to sneak off into another room
- 2:12:05Speaker 1: and get another one. When you do it, just do
- 2:12:08Speaker 1: it in the name of Cleveland Schwill, and I'll tell
- 2:12:11Speaker 1: you what. As long as you do it in the
- 2:12:14Speaker 1: name of Cleveland Schwill, we appreciate you, and we'll see
- 2:12:19Speaker 1: you next time. Bye!
- 2:12:20Speaker 6: © transcript Emily Beynon