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  Speaker 1: Destroy.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to Conspiracy the Show with your hosts, Adam Todd
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  Speaker 2: Brown and Connor mix Patting.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Conspiracy the Show. I'm Adam Todd.
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  Speaker 3: Brown, I'm Connor Mack's bad.
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  Speaker 1: We are your goddamn hosts.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, steering you through the storm.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the storm that depending on your interpretation of the storm.
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  Speaker 1: If you're one of those QAnon types, maybe you think
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  Speaker 1: we are literally.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what is the storm?
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  Speaker 3: What do they think that?
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  Speaker 1: What's the storm?
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  Speaker 3: Code word for in qan on Land.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's this operation that's supposed to happen where a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of people on the left are going to get
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  Speaker 1: round up for being operatives of Russia and pedophiles and
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  Speaker 1: just international criminals.
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  Speaker 3: Gotcha.
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  Speaker 2: It's like Order sixty six and Star Wars, but for
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  Speaker 2: like right liberals.
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  Speaker 1: But it and it's Donald Trump working in tandem with
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  Speaker 1: the Muller Probe. Whoa, and like that's the real aim.
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  Speaker 2: Some of the best shit on the Internet is like
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  Speaker 2: just Facebook accounts of people like yeah, my life, my
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  Speaker 2: wife left because of c But I mean that's not
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  Speaker 2: gonna stop me from gay to the truth. All right,
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  Speaker 2: It's all I have it's all I need, Like, just
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  Speaker 2: people that have thrown their lives away by just believing
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  Speaker 2: way too hard in this forging guy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the There's a an aspect of that called
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  Speaker 1: ten days of Darkness where I don't know what it's
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  Speaker 1: exactly supposed to be, but some sort of silence that happens.
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  Speaker 1: And then all these arrests, and when the government shut
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  Speaker 1: down started, people were like, is this it?
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  Speaker 3: Is it the storm?
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  Speaker 1: And it's been thirty days now, so well.
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  Speaker 2: I mean it's a slow moving cold front, but it's coming.
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  Speaker 1: It's in daw days. Yeah, that wouldn't I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if that math would work. It doesn't matter, No, it doesn't. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what are we mind talking about today?
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  Speaker 2: Shit? The nicely I'm intimidated it even right, Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 1: Pulling out, pulling out the my closer.
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  Speaker 2: That's like when you're doing class projects and the kid
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  Speaker 2: before you crushed it so hard, you like, I kind
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  Speaker 2: of just phoned in this whole thing about frog and toad.
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  Speaker 3: What if they had a bicycle shop together? Fuck?
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  Speaker 1: That was me every time, because I went to a
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  Speaker 1: school where kids were just starting to get computers. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so there would always be that one fuck stick who
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  Speaker 1: had a printer and his shit looked all professional.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah it was this fucking Peggy Hill Macintosh back at home. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I uh that was when I that's when I officially
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  Speaker 2: dropped out of community college to become a stand up comedy.
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  Speaker 2: And I had the geology of the Solar system class
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  Speaker 2: and we had to do a presentation and I we
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  Speaker 2: really just my group just didn't fucking do it, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Uh So this guy just says, all right.
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  Speaker 2: I know it's gonna make this presentation good and these
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  Speaker 2: are just dumb community call guys two and three, you know,
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  Speaker 2: And he just goes presentation background music. I've got my
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  Speaker 2: phone in this Bluetooth speaker, so we'll play it underneath
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  Speaker 2: this the whole time to make it more compelling. And
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  Speaker 2: I said, that's the best we got, you do it,
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  Speaker 2: And then I improvised this whole story about going to
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  Speaker 2: the launch pad and going out and you know yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and we ended up getting like an A plus. And
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, why am I not being with charlotteanizing on
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  Speaker 2: a more organized professional level. This is not the place
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  Speaker 2: for me. I mean, I pulled it off, but I'm
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  Speaker 2: wasting my talents here.
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  Speaker 1: That I on last one of the Daily Podcast episodes
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  Speaker 1: last week, I told a similar story about how, like
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  Speaker 1: the first time I knew I could write and that
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  Speaker 1: I could maybe just write for a living, I was
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  Speaker 1: in eighth grade and I had to do a book
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  Speaker 1: report about Martin Luther King Junior. And I did not
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  Speaker 1: read the book, but I was like, I'm in eighth grade.
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  Speaker 1: I know enough about Martin Luther King Junior that I
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  Speaker 1: can write five hundred words about it. Yeah, And this
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  Speaker 1: teacher's not going to go back and read the book
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  Speaker 1: make sure I'm not just making this shit up. No,
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  Speaker 1: And I got an a on that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, cause she's like, oh, he's just pulling out
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  Speaker 2: of details no one else even got. And You're like,
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  Speaker 2: because I made those up, you stupid bitch at you
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  Speaker 2: like that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was pretty great. So where this week is
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  Speaker 1: kind of a continuation of last week. Last week we
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  Speaker 1: talked about the Phoenix Project and the Philadelphia Experiment, especially.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and the all offshoots of Project Rainbow and weird
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  Speaker 2: government like battleship naval invisibility technology. Yeah, and the alleged
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  Speaker 2: of phasing in and out of the universe, the crazy
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  Speaker 2: side effects the teleportation the crew members catching on fire
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  Speaker 2: for eighteen hours, eighteen days, eighteen days. Oh yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: forget silly me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no ability to put the fire out.
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  Speaker 3: What a weird amount of time.
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  Speaker 2: If you were like really, you were like three days
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  Speaker 2: or six months, I'd be okay, But I mean just
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  Speaker 2: eighteen days Yeah, of hearing fire.
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  Speaker 1: Eighteen days of fire. Yeah, coming soon from the people
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  Speaker 1: who brought you QAnon.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, days of the new Adam Sandler Conspiracy Vehicle gets
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  Speaker 2: a DUI and a UFO.
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  Speaker 1: I'd watched that shit.
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  Speaker 3: That's an eight Crazy Nights is actually a pretty good movie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is. So when we left off the Phoenix
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  Speaker 1: Project in Project Rainbow, which was the project behind the
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  Speaker 1: Philadelphia Experiment, they had teamed up to try and figure
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  Speaker 1: out why the Philadelphia Experiment went so wrong. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: to give people who are listening for free, we love
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  Speaker 1: you anyway, just some background. If you didn't hear the
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  Speaker 1: last episode, which you fucking better not have if you're
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  Speaker 1: not paying.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you better not better not be pirrating.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you did tell us where home.
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  Speaker 2: Taping is killing the record industry.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, home fucking is killing the porn industry.
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  Speaker 2: That's a good bumper sticker. We gotta go back in
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  Speaker 2: time and get in on that dollar. That's what I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna do. If I get the Moon Talk project, I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: take me back where Milwaukee nineteen seventy eight. I've got
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  Speaker 2: one thousand dollars to make.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of money in seventy Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, I could buy myself a whole fucking big ass
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  Speaker 2: boat of a car, you know.
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  Speaker 1: To paige your rent for a year.
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  Speaker 2: Probably it probably could have you know, have gotten a
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  Speaker 2: you know, some sort of a leisure suits.
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  Speaker 1: I guess those were huge back there.
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  Speaker 3: Then for a good reason.
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  Speaker 2: They were good as shit.
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  Speaker 1: So this project they had figured out, allegedly by nineteen
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  Speaker 1: sixty seven, what went wrong with the Philadelphia experiment and
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  Speaker 1: how to fix it, and they go to Congress because
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  Speaker 1: the I should run through a little bit of that.
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  Speaker 1: The Philadelphia experiment, they were trying to make a ship invisible,
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  Speaker 1: the USS Eldridge, and allegedly they made it invisible, but
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  Speaker 1: it also teleported to Virginia for a while, came back
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  Speaker 1: there were dudes embedded in the walls. Yeah, big fiasco.
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  Speaker 2: And what's like the most unbelievable part is that it
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  Speaker 2: would just teleport to another body of water somewhere, like
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  Speaker 2: it would like if it really just teleported randomly, they'd
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  Speaker 2: probably phase you into a black hole somewhere, you know, downtown.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, how fucking like if you just like Watchman's battleship.
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  Speaker 3: Dropped, that would be pretty fucking exciting.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So they figure all of these glitches out, allegedly
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  Speaker 1: and go to Congress and they're like, hey, we figured
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  Speaker 1: it out, let's uh, let's keep working on this, and Congress,
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  Speaker 1: knowing what happened with the Philadelphia experiment, said no, they
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  Speaker 1: refused to fund it any further.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So the people who had done all this work coming
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  Speaker 1: up with basically a device that can control weather and
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  Speaker 1: moods at the same time. Yeah, that was the culmination
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  Speaker 1: of all this. The government tells them no, shuts them down,
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  Speaker 1: as the government does.
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  Speaker 2: I was about to say, none of this sounds like
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  Speaker 2: anything that would happen in this situation, like you know,
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  Speaker 2: the black budget researcher trying to refine his dangerous idea. Ah,
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  Speaker 2: Congress going, WHOA, sounds a little bit too gnarly for
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  Speaker 2: our blood. A very very.
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  Speaker 3: Dubious, right, very very dubious.
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  Speaker 1: And so that's what leads us to the Montalk Project, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: which is a conspiracy theory that alleges there were a
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  Speaker 1: series of secret US government projects conducted at Camp Hero
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  Speaker 1: or Montalk Air Force Station on Montalk, Long Island.
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  Speaker 2: Most unbelievable part is any sort of technology in Long Island. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that part is crazy, a little bit out there, because
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  Speaker 2: I feel like they don't get any further than a
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  Speaker 2: zoltar from Big Machine.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's their like, that's their God.
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  Speaker 1: At least it's not like Staten Island. That would be weirder.
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  Speaker 3: That would be weirder.
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  Speaker 1: And the purpose was to develop psychological warfare techniques and
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  Speaker 1: research involving time travel. Montalk is the basis allegedly for
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  Speaker 1: the Netflix series Stranger Things.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I have not seen.
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  Speaker 1: The working title was mon Talk. If they had kept
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  Speaker 1: it as mon Talk, I might have watched it.
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  Speaker 2: I thought Montalk was at Jamaican AM radio show.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Monto Montalk Today. On this show, I
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  Speaker 1: would listen to mon Talk.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, mon Talk Radio.
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  Speaker 2: That would be a pretty good name for a conspiracy podcast.
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  Speaker 2: There are probably a few more scrolls down from us
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  Speaker 2: on the up Rocks Best Conspiracy Podcast article.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, which we did not read except past the
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  Speaker 1: first except which has an adorable picture of Connor with
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  Speaker 1: my dog Win.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Nice picture of me in winter when I had
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  Speaker 3: my weird mohawk. Yeah, it's good.
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  Speaker 1: Appropriately, there is a fan sitting next to you trying
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  Speaker 1: to build a computer.
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  Speaker 2: I remember that while I help and do nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, none of us help.
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  Speaker 3: We've been coronated by the Kings. Everybody.
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  Speaker 1: So the story of the mon Talk project, and this
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  Speaker 1: is what makes it so suspicious. I kind of mentioned
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  Speaker 1: this last time. Is a lot of the things alleged
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  Speaker 1: to be happening or that did happen on mon Talk
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  Speaker 1: in Long Island. It comes from the mon Talk Project
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  Speaker 1: book series by Preston Nichols, and Nichols claims to have
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  Speaker 1: recovered repressed memories of his involvement in experiments mon talk
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  Speaker 1: and claims he is periodically abducted to continue his participation
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  Speaker 1: against his will. Immediate problem. The publisher of these books,
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  Speaker 1: which is SKYBOOKSUSA.
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  Speaker 3: Dot com sounds legit.
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  Speaker 1: Their tagline where science fiction meets reality.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, all right, I like that. Yeah, this is
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  Speaker 2: the sources are repressed memories. So you open up the
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  Speaker 2: index and it's just like page eighty six, the interdimensional
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  Speaker 2: Cthulhu that came from the nightmare I had after I
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  Speaker 2: ate all that mustard before bad.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, not the most reliable source, I don't. I feel
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  Speaker 1: like the Philadelphia Experiment in general, there's a lot of
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  Speaker 1: I don't believe most of it.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's cool. I think it just stuck because
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  Speaker 2: it's so cool. Sound like all the shit that happens
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  Speaker 2: is so cool. We're like just a fun one. We
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  Speaker 2: don't need any sources.
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  Speaker 1: And it sounds great. Name the Philadelphia Experiment.
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  Speaker 2: It's is vague where it could be anything. Yeahmulate what
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  Speaker 2: is what are they doing in Philly? Are they putting
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  Speaker 2: lazed potato chips and the cheese steaks?
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  Speaker 1: I gotta know. I don't know if I saw that
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  Speaker 1: movie when I was a kid. Probably not. I just
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  Speaker 1: remember because it came out in eighty four.
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  Speaker 3: I was yeah, you eight, right.
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  Speaker 1: So I remember hearing it, and I've always been familiar
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  Speaker 1: with the name the Philadelphia Experiment.
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  Speaker 2: No, I knew not about Montalk. I didn't really know
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  Speaker 2: about the precursors to it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, where I first heard of Montalk.
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  Speaker 2: I was like that kid at the mall with the
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  Speaker 2: green day shirt. It couldn't sing a Ramone song. You know,
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't. I didn't have a fully balanced conspiracy diet
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  Speaker 2: as a young man.
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  Speaker 1: You know, where I first heard of mon Talk was
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: the What's the Jim Carry Eternal Sunshine of the Spot was.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yes, yeah, yeah, what a great movie.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, one of my favorite movies. But they talk
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  Speaker 1: about mom Talk in a very different way.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm seen. That was also a
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  Speaker 2: very good jail electronica mixtape where he wraps over the score.
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  Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, that was his first project. Is very
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  Speaker 2: it's haunting. I want to hear someone be really good
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  Speaker 2: at something and reallysane. Go listen to that and get sad.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah. They present this stuff in the Montauk Project
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  Speaker 1: book series as yeah, maybe it's real, maybe it's not.
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  Speaker 1: You decide. They've never officially said the books are fact
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  Speaker 1: or fiction. Sidebar. Are you familiar with the found footage
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  Speaker 1: movie UFO Abduction?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: It is it's probably the first found footage movie. It
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  Speaker 1: came out in the late eighties, okay, and it is
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  Speaker 1: just like a video like eighties video camera footage of
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  Speaker 1: a girl's birthday party and then oh god, and then
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  Speaker 1: they start seeing like lights flashing out in the woods
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  Speaker 1: and then the last scene aliens walk in. And one
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  Speaker 1: of the conspiracy theories around the time this came out
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  Speaker 1: was that it wasn't it was actual found footage where
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  Speaker 1: it was footage of an actual UFO abduction, and when
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  Speaker 1: it got posted to the Internet, the government was like, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's a movie. Yeah, it's if we're gonna release it
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  Speaker 1: as a movie.
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  Speaker 3: Crazy movie.
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  Speaker 1: And that's like that.
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  Speaker 2: Cannibal is a movie that was so real looking. The
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  Speaker 2: people got arrested and they're like, no, we're just we
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  Speaker 2: just got good at special effects. You asked, whole what
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  Speaker 2: the hell?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Cannibal Holocaust, I.
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  Speaker 2: Think, yeah, I have not I'm way too squeamish. You
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  Speaker 2: can watch it, but uh.
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen it. UFO Abduction you could watch, but
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why you would. It's a terrible movie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah it's boring.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very boring.
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  Speaker 2: I'll stick with my elvis getting into a golf cart
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  Speaker 2: from far Away clips, thank you very much.
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  Speaker 1: So, yeah, this is kind of along the same lines
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  Speaker 1: as UFO abduction, where it's a thing that has been
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  Speaker 1: presented as not real, but people are still like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: maybe it is.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So the book claims that the mon Talk project is
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  Speaker 1: an extension of the Philadelphia Experiment, which we talked about
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  Speaker 1: on the last episode, and that's how these two things
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  Speaker 1: tie together. Eventually they they come to get other as
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  Speaker 1: Project Phoenix two. We talked about Project Phoenix a lot
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  Speaker 1: on the Philadelphia Experiment episode, and basically, when Project Phoenix
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  Speaker 1: went to Congress to get funding and Congress said no,
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  Speaker 1: the next move was to kind of bypass Congress and
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  Speaker 1: go directly to the military, yeah, and.
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  Speaker 3: Say, hey, you got that prescription pad.
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  Speaker 1: And the military was all for it because this was yeah,
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  Speaker 1: can you believe it? No way, And they bypassed Congress.
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  Speaker 1: They pitched the military military officials directly, and the military
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  Speaker 1: agrees to set Project Phoenix up in a secluded area
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  Speaker 1: to conduct their research and to provide the equipment and
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  Speaker 1: personnel needed to keep operating. And the location they settled on,
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  Speaker 1: Montalk Air Force Base, located within Fort Hero on Montalk
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  Speaker 1: Point Long Island, was isolated. It was out of use
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  Speaker 1: at the time, and it was fitted with a Sage
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  Speaker 1: radar system which the radio signals. I'm sure everyone already
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  Speaker 1: knows this. The radio signals required to get inside the
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  Speaker 1: human consciousness operate on the four twenty five to four
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  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty megahertz range, and so does the Sage radar.
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  Speaker 2: So that's the defrost chicken setting on the microwave exactly.
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  Speaker 1: It's the pizza button.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's what I call the fat clits.
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  Speaker 1: And what this meant is because the Sage radar was
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  Speaker 1: already there but was an obsolete piece of military equipment,
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  Speaker 1: they could use it. No one would wonder why. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It was like if you know, someone was like, OK,
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  Speaker 2: going to use this typewriter and they're go, oh, I
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  Speaker 2: don't give a shit, and you know, like ha ha,
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  Speaker 2: it's actually for demons.
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  Speaker 1: He and so they they basically, as the story goes,
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  Speaker 1: convert this Sage radar into a big radio sound which
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  Speaker 1: we talked about last episode also, yeah, which is a
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  Speaker 1: device that is alleged to be able to send good
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  Speaker 1: and bad oregone energy to control weather and control moveds.
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  Speaker 3: To test the coil for magic oregone energy.
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  Speaker 1: Right, yeah. So they get all this set up on
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  Speaker 1: montalk and the project takes on a new name, Phoenix two,
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  Speaker 1: which sure that's a good sequel name. Yeah, what pretty
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  Speaker 1: buy the book.
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  Speaker 3: I mean they did.
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  Speaker 2: I mean they had to go to the military, so
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  Speaker 2: there were some budget cuts and that went to the
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  Speaker 2: naming guy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. The way they got the money is one of
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  Speaker 1: the craziest allegations in this story. Basically, it's alleged that
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  Speaker 1: at one point during World War Two, we were transporting
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  Speaker 1: Nazi gold that we had taken by train through France
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  Speaker 1: and someone blew up that train, killed fifty one American
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  Speaker 1: servicemen and made off with that gold.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: And it's like that the Northern California armored truck robbery
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: that the Nazis got all that funding from.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I've ever heard of that.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there was like some big armor truck robbery
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: by some White Power organization in you know, North Cow,
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: like back in like the nineties, and then they I
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: forget all the details, but they just that basically like
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: funded the White Power underground gang network because they had
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: you know, four million dollars liquid capital or whatever.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. People always, I think people tend to discount crime
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: when it comes into how certain entities make money. I
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: was reading a thing the other day about North Korea.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: They have stolen something like five hundred and seventy million
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: dollars in cryptocurrency over the past five years.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they just got like a little boiler room
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: full of people trying to find a abandoned ethereum wallets
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: and just you know, rate to let you end.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: They they just tricked a guy in Chile into basically
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: giving them access to that entire country's ATM network because
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: he thought he was doing a job interview and they
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: were like, download the software on your computer. That's how
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: we send you the application. It was literally called application
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: pdf dot exe. And he was like all right, and wow, malware.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: That just gave them access to the entire computer.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Their final name is like a while coyote tunnel painted
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: on rock. Yeah, what do you think was gonna happen? Nothing?
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Does see?
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: Hear flowers dot you know.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: And on his computer, his work computer.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: No less, Oh of course, well you got it.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: You take that to an internet cafe.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, go play. Well, also, you're applying for jobs on
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: the job. That's not exactly great.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: So yeah. One of the allegations is that we're the
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: ones who blew up that train because we wanted that gold,
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: but we couldn't just take.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: It, no, because it's supposed to. You know, there's channels
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: for houts distributed through Interpol or whatever.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: So we we wanted it, so we blew up the
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: train and we took the gold.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's pretty pretty easy.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: And that Nazi gold is what funded project mom Talk.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: Wow, well that's what brought in all that negative orgon energy.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: I gotta figure.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: What I don't like about this theory is that means
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: we held onto that Nazi gold for like twenty years.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we're just like we're saving this for when
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: we really need some fucking secret money, you know.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: And yeah, I don't think the government works that way.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: I feel like we would have spent that shit almost
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: right away.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking of my new Great Conspiracy the show character. Ha,
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: this is Hugh Houser with Nazi goals. So you burn people?
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: How does that work? So yeah, that's one of the allegations.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: And then also the Krupp family, which is a German
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: family that made munitions and weapons during World War Two.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: They're still in business making all sorts of shit.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Now what's this company again, Crup, Oh that's right, yeah, yeah, Crup.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Which I thought made coffee, but that's obviously a different.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Well, it's one of these thing where like during World
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: War Two, like IBM made machine guns. You know, it's
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: like there's a bunch of weird shit like that.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And after the Nazi gold money ran out, it's
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: allegedly the Krupp family that kept this going because this
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: starts Project mon Talk starts in nineteen sixty nine and.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Krupp Family's the one. They all look like Eddie Murphy. Yeah,
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: meet the crups.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Yes, and it ends in nineteen eighty three with a crazy,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: crazy experiment that rips a hole in time. Yeah, or
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: even the you remember when that happened, right, coort check
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: and McNuggets came out, Yes, yes, how we got.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Them between Robocops one and two, there was.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: So let's talk about some of the experiments they allegedly ran. First,
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: they brought in various military and civilian personnel to work
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: on the project, a lot of them familiar with the
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Sage radar system.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the outdated technology used as the base for the
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: whole Oregone blasting exactly.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: And early in the project it was noted that the
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: general mood on the base would change according to the
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: frequency and pulse duration of the radar system.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: They were cycling and I've.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: In reading through this, I was like, how did they
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: test that?
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Like everyone like they had those happy face like graphs.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: So it's like, circle, which one are you feeling today?
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Did someone just go through the crowd and like try
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: and make conversation and everyone's like shut up?
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: Where they did?
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: They look at the spot, find numbers and see a
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: lot of streams for the Smiths.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Fucking love the Smiths.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Oh me too, man, Yeah, it seems as though there's
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: quite a bit of joy division going on around here.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: What's everyone all right? Should we have a meeting? So
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: this prompts them to start experimenting with what frequencies would
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: bring out, what responses of course young people. And what
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: they would do is they would put people in a
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: room and they would direct this sage radar at that room,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: and by altering the frequency impulse of the radar, they
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: could make a person laugh, cry, angry, or sleepy, and
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: then the mood of the general base would also change
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: in accordance.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: With some of the background, right radiation.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: That's funny though, those are the four those are the
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: four main things you're trying to do to the enemy. Yeah, yeah,
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: trying to make them on their period. Make them cry, Yeah.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Make them cry.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Make Yeah, that's it's kind of interesting that they could
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: dial it in that specifically, and then like, can you
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: can we make it so it reactivates his gambling problem?
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Like how finely could we tune it in?
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: And what do you do when you have a whole
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: team of the enemy crying? You can't like run in
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: and start arresting them because you're going to run in
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: the direction of that beam also and you're gonna start crying.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd have to get some sort of hazmat suit
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: and baying at them, you know, so you didn't accidentally
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: catch bitch itis.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Get in a Faraday cage.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: Yes, whoa wow, Faraday cage.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: There's a callback that's for the h that's for the
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: conspiracy BDSM people.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: So yeah, this all sounds fake to me.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, nothing about it. It seems seems super believable. I mean,
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: I I could believe that they thought they could do
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: this because they would just run with stupid ideas and
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: throw money at them, you know, right, Like I would
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: buy that they maybe they thought they could, like, well,
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: if we get it in maybe four thirty six. Mega
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: hurts is the one that makes you shit your pants
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: and miss your dad, you know, like, yeah I could that,
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: I could see, but the fact like they're actually doing it,
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: I'm pulling out.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: I'm like yeah, and this like I used to always
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: say about mk Ultra, like well why did they keep
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: going if it wasn't working? And then on last episode
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: I talked about budgets and how times you just spend
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: the money so you get it again next year.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: Oh sure.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: And it's like if you've got a cush gig just
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: giving people LSD and laughing at him, I mean, you
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: probably grow to love that job.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: And it's way more comforting for me to think that
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: the government was just spinning its wheels that whole time.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Than actually hitting like fucking like like researchable pay dirt
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: with any of these projects. Yeah, that's that is more
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: comforting to go like, oh, they're just wasting all of
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: this fucking blood money they got from the various concurrent
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: wars as opposed to actually learning how to you know,
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: make people sad with the at.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Least Manchurian candidates aren't real, yes exactly, but they are,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: so whatever the case, the next step was to try
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: and use the sage to control thoughts, and they were
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: allegedly able to do this as well, but there's not
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: a ton of details on exactly how No they did.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: That, there's no there's no like, there's no we misfiled
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: these papers and then they showed up here and they
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: that that could have been this. It's a lot of
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: just this is what they say it was, and who
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: said it. I don't know the first guy with the
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: fucking angel Fire of the website kind of you know,
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: it's all passed down from the angel Fire tomes.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: And maybe it's addressed in the mon Talk Project book series.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: But there's like ten of those books.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's like, who read all of those?
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: If you think it's.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: Like animals for guys that don't bathe.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: If you think we have enough of a following for
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: me to put the time in to read ten books
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: to research one episode, Oh no.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: This ain't Dan Carlin. Yeah, this is Wendy's.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have to be putting up like fucking Mark
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Maron numbers before I'm doing that.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: I haven't read ten books in the last five years,
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: so I mean, you tell me what's gonna happen there?
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I haven't. I didn't realize I was signed up for Audible.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Oh so you got five hundred credits you haven't used.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I had six credits and they emailed me today and
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: we're like, you can't keep that many credits at once,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: which why?
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this weird sort of like anti like.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: I'm hoarding them for the apocalypse.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like those weird defl lation monetary techniques they
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: use where it was like the older the money your
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: money is, the less it's worth to try to stimulate
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: the economy, like back in like you know, like fucking
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: like the eighteen hundreds or something. I think England did that,
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: where they're trying to get like things moving up.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: It's very strange.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I've had the same I just downloaded a
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: bunch of shit.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: I've had the same fucking email with Audible, and I'm like,
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: why I bought it? You fuck I bought it.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Stop. So it's worth noting that bathing people in microwave
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: radiation is super dangerous, which is something that.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Anyone whatever, we need more power.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Anyone listening to this would be like, no, they would
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: have just been giving people cancer and all those people
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: will be dead by now.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: What.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: The way this book series addresses this is that some
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: test subjects were baked. Yeah, like not baked like I
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: am right now, but like cook from the inside out
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: by radio waves, and that's called burning radiation. But what
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: they found is that the back of this radar emitted
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: non burning radiation, but it also worked in the exact
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: same way, and that you could use it to control thoughts.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: So that's convenient that.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: This is literally the explanation they have is a well,
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: what if we put the batteries in backwards and now
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: it's a shrink ray, you know, like, yeah, it's like
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: SpongeBob disx mockiness sort of reasoning.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Turn it around, which even then turning it around, why
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: are beams going?
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: Why is it coming out the ass of it?
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Nothing on the back that should be shooting beams.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: There's an emitter on the front and maybe I mean
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: right through reflection, it would bounce off a surface and
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: go behind it. Eventually, it's you know, it's the nature
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: of light and electricity and everything else, but why would
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: it do that.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: It's a very suspect detail that I feel like someone
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: added later on down the line. Yeah, when we learned
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: more about how radiation works, and someone was just like, no,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: that would kill everybody. Oh okay, I got it.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just like turn it around every time, like, well,
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: actually the Bible predicted global warming because it mentions fire here,
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: and it's like, well or are you just trying to
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: make it seem better?
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Right? So event actually this testing, it's alleged progressed to
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: trying to control and influence large groups all at once,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: which army units were brought in for R and R,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: which I think means rest and relax ashon.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, something like that, I believe.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: And they became test subjects because who wouldn't want to
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: go hang out on mon talk point? I know, I
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: mean maybe they have nice beaches. I don't know.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's honestly probably still one of the better
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: getaway spots.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: In Long Island.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Oh for sure.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: At least there's stuff to do, like be burned inside.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: They also tested on people in New Jersey, New York,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: and Connecticut, so that's fine.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, get some of those WASPS programs.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: New Jersey WASPS.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Programs were written that allegedly allowed for everything from creating
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: simple mood swings to increasing crime rates, inciting violence and
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: causing mass panics. And are there no incidents that they
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: can point.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: To yeah, they're not going to be like, Yo, the
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: La riots, that was us. You know, I could take
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: credit for something, but like, do you take a page
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: out of Isis's book here, Cia.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: And I like that seems like an easy thing to say, like, yeah,
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I'm sure there have been mass panics that are in
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: the news. They could just tie that, but you don't
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: get any.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Of that with this, And they're just like it works,
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: and lord knows, I mean, the population of New Jersey
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: isn't emotional and quick to act without thinking. There's so
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: many that you could have any number of demolition derby
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: shootings could have been a tribute to them.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Bringsteen album out that day. Yeah, people are gonna be
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: fucking excited in New Jersey.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: Maybe I was born to be radiated.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: So with that, once they figured out how to control crowds,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: they move on to making it more precise, and that's
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: when the mon talk chair becomes a thing.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is what I read about. This was like
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: the shit that fucking a young connoric'spaden was into.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: It's It's basically a guy sitting in a chair that
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: is also a device of some yep, and if he
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: focuses hard enough, he can see what's happening at a
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: remote location, or possibly enter the consciousness of a person
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: at another location and control their thoughts and movements.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: It's the being John Malkovich chair, right, you know.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, And then the version I read whatich again
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: was on like a Geocity's angel Fire page was about
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: how he could just make whatever was in his imagination real. Yeah,
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: sitting in the chair.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: That comes up. Also, it's basically the what people say
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: is the i TT Worldwide Communications Corporation owned by the
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Krupp family, was able to turn this previous device into
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: a mind reading and mind controlled device.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Well, they did it straight on, they did it backwards.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: When you go sideways, it reads minds.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Explodes your head if they point it directly.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: At and then the other sideways is you get to
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: be the ben Ten kid and pick what alien you
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: want to fight as.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: And akray one supercomputer. I didn't even know they were
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: using that phrase. Then, Yeah, was used to turn that
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: information into something a person could understand. It would read
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: an electro magnetic field and turn that into something a
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: person could.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: Read, would translate it, right, you know.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: And some of the technology used to build this, of
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: course provided by aliens.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Where else are you gonna get it?
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Right? No longer anti Semitic aliens.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: No, these are good.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: You know, we gave them all that Nazi gold. Globalist
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: aliens don't want everyone to go.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Along, specifically aliens from the Star System serious, which is
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: the same Star system that beams new indie rock to
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: my car radio, which I really appreciate.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the Star System where Howard Stern makes all
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: the hot four tittied women just sit on sibbian machines
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: and zero gravity.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: And yeah. This device was called the mom Talk chair.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: A psychically active person would be placed in the chair
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: and it would allow them to beam their thoughts to
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: a remote location.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: Like ventriloquism of the brain, right, yeah, and some sort
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: of mega mind Jeff Dunham.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: And these were allegedly people who had undergone rigorous training
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: through the CIA to become to reach an altered form
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: of consciousness.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, to steal their their their personality against the terrors
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: of radiational amplification.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Right. You know, So a normal person couldn't just PLoP
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: down in the mom talk chair and start projecting their
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: thoughts out to other people.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: I'd be too weak.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: I don't even try it, I'd be too weak because
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: the things that I would be imagining would be like
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: what if a bald guy was eating your pussy and
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: you rubbed his bald spot and the magic eight ball
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: thing showed up and said try again later. Then that
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: would appear, And then I'd go insay because of how
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: funny I thought it was, and they'd be like, now
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: we need some more. We need men made of sterner
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: stuff than this mcpad and kid.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: So this, this device allegedly focused on the primitive mind
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: as opposed to the conscious mind. It suppressed the conscious mind,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: made the primitive mind and more active. The primitive mind
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: is highly suggestible, very controllable, intends to act by focusing
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: all its power on a subject, allowing for much greater
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: displays of power than the conscious mind. Literally, that's how
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: the secret works.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Is that just you know, your program.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Behave your subconscious, and your subconscious just brings all that
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: shit to you.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, which is like, I guess that's the part of
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: the brain that you can manipulate. Is just a hungry, horny,
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: sleepy you know corridor. It's not dealing with you know,
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: the esoteric nature of life and death and all the
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: stuff that we have the burden of grappling with is
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: you know, more evolved, like the forms of intelligence. Yeah,
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: but I mean, but how do you fucking how do
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: you just like put that? How do you make a
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: USB cable that goes in there and makes monsters real?
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Like that's where you live right right.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Elon Musk is working on it.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: I hope.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: So, I mean, I want to do something fun in
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: that super tunnel.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: So after realizing the mon talk chair worked at least
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: in terms of beaming thoughts to other places, researchers move
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: on to a new goal. They want to see if
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: a person can create a solid object out of thin
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: air using only their thoughts. And I did not put
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: the guy's name in the notes.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: Let me go find it, Yeah, because that's when you
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: can just like imagine something and just like bewitched it
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: wiggle your nose into existence, which is, like, I guess,
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: with the most outlandish thing, just to operating physical matter
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: with your your thoughts through some sort of nineteen eighties
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: radio dish. You know, it's yeah, it seems like like
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: hacking into you know, the Federal Reserve with a Saga genesis.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: It seems impossible, you know, just on site.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Duncan Cameron is the name of the guy who allegedly
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: was psychically active and did most of the Montalk experiments. Yeah,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: from the mon Talk chair.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: There's the mister wolf that called in when they needed
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: to go with the big brain, right, you know, to
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: come clean up the experiment or the you know, the
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: science or whatever.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: And one of the things he is alleged to have
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: been able to do was to create objects just by
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: thinking hard enough. And they talk about like buildings being created,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: and it's like, well, take a pic and it's not
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: like the seventies by now, snap a pick.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we had film, we had all this shit.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: You should be able to document all of these things.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: There should be a bunch of pictures of guys with
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: short sleeve white shirts and black ties with glasses and
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: flat tops going, oh shit, looks like we just became God,
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: this is problematic.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Everyone's smoking. Yeah, that's the main way to let people
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: know a workplace is a seventies workplace.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Everyone's smoking is a set designer Adam Todd Brown here. No,
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: that is always the best is when you're like, man,
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: we were so good we could figure out how to
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: split an at him. But we didn't know that inhaling
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: fucking fire all day, it would be bad.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: I'm old enough to have worked at a few places
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: where you could smoke at your desk. Oh wow, dude,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: I had a telemarketing job that was just in the.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Perfect smoking job.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: In the back of a room of a like in
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: the back room of a storefront.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're like, and if you're next, it creates oranges.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: You know, people fucking smoking like crazy. It was such
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: a nightmare.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: Oh man, that sounds awesome, just making calls, doing a
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: line every day, that's your sales bell, every time you
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: actually moved from units you fucking so.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah. This guy was apparently able to create objects out
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: of thin air. There was also the seeing eye experiment,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: in which a subject was given a lock of hair
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: or other object belonging to another person, and if they
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: concentrated hard enough, they'd be able to see and hear
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: everything that person could see and hear, no matter where
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: that person was.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you can kind of hack the uh the
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: webcam Zuckerberg style of their brain.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Right, and so naturally the next step is going to
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: be time travel. Of course, where else do you go
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: once you're sending thoughts across the dimensions. You got to start, dude,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: surf that wave and go fucking make some sports gambling money.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah whatever, you know, I love that. Get your parents
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: to fuck how about I love that. Recently, there's been
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: a debate breaking out online about the idea of going
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: back in time and killing baby Hitler.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because Ben Shapiro made some sort of pro
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: life thing about it, and that's that's a baby Hitler trending,
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, we got nothing better to talk about.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, which I do get it, because I know i'd
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: maybe kill like teen Hitler.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but baby Hitler would be a little that'd be.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Like, how would you do it? Like you have to
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: think about.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: All the fucking I don't know, big Rock.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: I guess it'd just be a baby there in front
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: of you.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, shot put him. Maybe maybe you steal them and
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: adopt him and try to raise him good.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bring him back. Yeah, get him in art school
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: and roll him in that fucking thing where you just
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: have to draw Tippy the turtle. They'll take anybody.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you just you just oh yeah yeah, yeah, the
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: fucking uh the Maury Povich Commercial Art College. If you can.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: Trace this tree, then you can be because so just.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: I actually I sent one of those in once, like
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: no f my twenties. In this traveling salesman showed up.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: He had to be like seventy years old. Oh sad,
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: and was real like I almost did it because you
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: I assume you do learn some decent stuff about drawing.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: I'm sure.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: It was like one hundred and fifty dollars a month,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: and I did not have that time. This was like
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: late nineties. I also sent one in when I was eight.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and they were like you're eight, good keep
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: it up slogan.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: They send you that note that's supposed to go in
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: the back of your book about all your success later
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: on or whatever.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Because they would when you sent those in, they would
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: actually give you notes and send it back to you.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Yeah. They were like you're eight, you can't enroll.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: But also like you're shading here was off.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: It's like, fuck you a mate, Hey, remember where the
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: light's coming from coming out of my ass? F I'm
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: fucking I don't even know fractions yet, dick.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: So with the mon talk chair, they eventually turn it
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: into a time travel device. Yeah, as the story goes,
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: sure and subjects were able to open portals to any
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: point in history just by concentrating on the eight they
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: wanted to go to.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Which Again, if that's your like, fucking GPS is just
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: thinking really hard about March seventh, nineteen fifty five. That
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: seems improbable, right, And with that the project becomes Phoenix three.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: I think they pushed the franchise one too far if
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: I'm being honest. Yeah, Bill and Ted's excellent teleportation adventure
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: for sure.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: And from nineteen eighty one to nineteen eighty three, the
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: project focuses solely on exploring time itself.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of meat on the bone there, that's
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: you can probably cover all the time.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: In two years, researchers kidnapped large numbers of homeless people
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: as test subjects.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Now this part I believe, yeah, that this is right
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: out of the playbook.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: And if the next sentence was that's why the institutionalization happened,
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: because we needed this crop of homeless people that we
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: could focus on this project.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Hey, Rich, I would set you free up some crazies.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: I would one hundred percent agree that that's probably when you.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Cook the books a little bit on human suffer so
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: we can make a space chair will Okay, I'm rattled
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: red and I'm in and I'm here to tell you
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: about bacon and crack.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Nothing tastes better than bacon.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: So they research, the researchers kidnap all these people and
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: just send them through time travel ports.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Imagine being a homeless and then all of a sudden,
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: your fucking Cleopatra has a scimitar at your throat and
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: where did you get these garments you're wearing? And he's good,
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: but banana, But you can't even talk to anyone in
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: his time.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: But how many times have we read stories about a
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: homeless dude who gets arrested and police are like, he
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: said he was here from the year two thy forty four.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: I know it makes you think, like, are they were
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: we just mon talking them all over the place? Canaries
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: in the coal mine of fucking time.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: If they returned, they were to report on what they saw.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Most of them did not return.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Oh no way.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: So you're just stuck in a different time as a
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: homeless per impossibly in a time where they're like, what's
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: a homeless person?
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Now? You have to go to the only time it's
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: worse to be a homeless person in the past. Second
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: worst place is right now, h third worst place fucking
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: of Magna Carta, England.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: It's also claimed that large numbers of children, all males
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: between the age of ten and sixteen, and all with
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: stereotypical aryan traits, were sent to the year sixty thirty
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: seven AD to investigate a ruined city and more specifically
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: a horse statue that was there. That's got to be Denver,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: gotta be. There's no other place that has to be.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: That's the probably one of the biggest statues of a
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: horse in the world for sure.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Right, you know, And how comforting is that that is
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: not till like six thousand that we have to go
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: fucking look into that.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean, like the idea that we still
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: if the if the cities are crumbling at four thousand years,
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: it's a pretty good run for us.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah we did, all right, Yeah, uh, but that's got yeah,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: that's got to be Denver. That's got to be Warhorse.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Good for you, warhorse still standing in sixty thirty seven?
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Oh absolutely, Why didn't that thing collapse?
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, fucking we're talking superior conspiracy engineering.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: So let's talk about the end of the mom Talk project.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: It finally ended August twelfth, nineteen eighty.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: Three, when Yoko came around.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Which you'll note is August twelfth is the date that
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: the original Philadelphia Experiment happened. Yeah, nineteen forty three.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so they wanted it. They really. They're into just
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: like clean forty year anniversaries, you know, right, like the
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: Sergeant Pepper re issue twenty years ago today.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: Oh wow, look at that.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: And on that date a portal was opened that connected
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: mom Talk Base with the USS Eldridge forty years in
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: the past during the original Philadelphia Experiment. Sure, and for
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: some reason, it's at this point that people working on
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: the project became uncomfortable with its goals and decided to
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: throw a wrench in the gears. I can't believe this.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: This story is about to get crazier. Oh yeah, it's
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: we're almost done. We've covered so much crazy shit and
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: it's just about.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: To get We've already reached enders game five even more
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: homophobic condition, you know, and now it's like, where do
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: we go?
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: How do you escalate? But they do it.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: So the when this wormhole opens to the original Philadelphia Experiment,
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: everyone decided. Someone on the base decides this is too much,
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: we have to shut it down. And the way they
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: do that is to whisper some unknown phrase into the
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: ear of Duncan Cameron, who is the one who had
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: opened this portal, and this code phrase caused Cameron to
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: release a monster from his subconscious Yep, the creature named
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: the Beast from the Id materialized as a large, hairy
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: monster that smashed its way around the base and ate
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: everything in its path.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: Now, if you can imagine twelve year old me reading
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: this and going it has to be true.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: And but at this point, project members start cutting cables
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: and conduits in an attempt to sever power to the
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: base and shut down the project.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: I remember sending this exact story to like this girl
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: I liked that I was emailing with, and she's like,
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: what are you doing over the summer? I was like,
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: I've been reading about this, you know, no idea that
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: that's not what you sent to a girl you like.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: And so once they're able to shut everything down, apparently
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: the monster disappears. I guess that's.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a it goes back to the Landavid.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Sure, and a year later, a team of black Berets,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: which that just sounds ominous. Oh yeah, we know, the
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Green Berets are the ones we always think of as
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: the good guys. What do the black Berets do?
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, secret shit like this, They're like fucking
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: uh you know, or Section thirty one in Star Trek.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: They just they do all the sketchy shit, right.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: And they were sent into the mon Talk base with
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: orders to shoot anything that moved after that they cleared.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: After they cleared the base.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: Fortunately this was after the Ferbie craze and it led
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: to a lot of accidental deaths.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: A second team moved in to remove any equipment deemed
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: too sensitive to abandon. The underground chambers were sealed and
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: eventually filled with cement. Base was abandoned and donated to
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: the State of New York as a park.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I remember the website that I was reading
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: back in the days about this guy who's like I
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: went hiking there and I wish I had my camera,
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: But I swear to god, three black helicopters start hovering
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: right above me, and I start running away.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: I was like, WHOA, why wouldn't you take your camera there?
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, man, I wish that guy had
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: his camera because that's definitely real.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: So yeah, this is I feel like most of the
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: information out of the last two episodes is mostly made up.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: It feels that way.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: It feels dubious to even call it information. Most of
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: the it's fan fiction. This is government fan fiction, right,
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: But hey, I fucking it's cool.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: That would be cool, you know.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, we know the mom talk base is real,
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: it's out there.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but if is this what happen? I mean, did
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: they try to do like? I like, the most I
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: would believe is that they tried to do this, like
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: some dumb shit thought they could do this.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I wouldn't doubt that we have some of
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: our radar dodging technology that we have now out of
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: experiments like this.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: But oh yeah, and there's all kinds of stuff with
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: that that's all very real, you know.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: But the time travel thing, the mom talk chair, it
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: just all sounds a little crazy.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just bringing things into being that. Yeah, I mean
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: there's just stuff that I like, I don't think you
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: can do that with a you know, a computer as
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: powerful as you know, a fucking dreamcast. I think you
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: got to have something a little bit stronger, Like I
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: just don't think, like, you know, there's certain things where
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: it's like, oh, we're definitely way further along.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: But it's like if if.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: You could do this back then, some guy with a
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: raspberry pie and a neck beard would have figured it out.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: Naw right, you know, we'd.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Have a version of it for sure. That's what the
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: three D printer is.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd be able to bit torrent some sort of
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: teleportation mod for your Steam accounts or something.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: What if every three D or is connected to some
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: fucking dude sitting in a mon talk chair who's just like, no.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: Just shitting out little uh fucking tamagotchi trinkets I can.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: Printing out Homer Simpson statues and shit, he.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: Just farts and then some guys are gone. You're like, oh, okay,
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: I guess that's where it comes from.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: So that's that's the mon Talk project in the Philadelphia Experiment. Uh,
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: that's our episode.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a fun one.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: I like the nice one. I like the ones that
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: aren't real. So you don't have to feel too terrified, right, Yeah.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: It doesn't make me afraid to walk outside.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't make me afraid of dust reading my
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: mind like some of our other shows.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So, uh, this is a free episode. Don't forget.
• 46:38
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• 46:41
  Speaker 1: on Pops just five dollars a month to get bonus episodes.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Of this and I believe that gives you access to
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: about ninety five hours a day of shows. It's pretty
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: good deal. It's probably the best deal on Patreon. I
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: would say we crank it out.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah for goddamn sure, and uh, come to the un
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Pops Live stand up show every last Saturday of the
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: month at Hollywood Hotel. We haven't booked the February show yet,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: but we will. Yeah, get off our deck.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we got fucking we got chairs to investigate.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Connor, where do you have to plug? Oh?
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: Man, if you want to see me coming up on
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: the road February sixth, laughs Unlimited in Sacramento. By the way,
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: tickets for all the shows on my website at comicspan
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: dot com. I met some cool mean bows on Pops
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: listeners last time I was up there. And I always
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: bring people presents if they come see me or whatever.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: I give him a little goodies, so oh if that
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: sweetens the deal. And I do like to meet people.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: It's fun, so I'll be there I'll bet the Comedy
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: Palace in San Diego the eighth and the ninth. If
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: you want to come say hi down in SD a
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: reno at the Areno Tahoe Underground Comedy something or other
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: March fourteenth through the sixteenth, and then a big old
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Mean Boys tour all through the South me Keith Carey
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: and Tom Gosk going to Houston, Austin, Dallas, Kansas City,
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Saint Louis, Nashville, Atlanta, and Orlando. So tickets for those
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: will be up on Mean Boys podcast dot com and
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: come see your show.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: It's fun.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: We always have a big party afterwards.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: Bunce of great we get to dominate, is there? You know?
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: At some point we got to tase Tom for this
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: new iTunes review goal challenge. Someone sent us to taser
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: in the mail already, So that'll be a whole big
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: fun party if you want to come check it out.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Nice, All right, let's get the funk out of here.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Connor say goodbye, good bye
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: Everybody, people of Earth who plan it has to be
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: sure