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Episode 31 | Wacky Dakky Wednesday · Return to Glory - Nebraska

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, the man, the myth, the unpredictable legend, Jack!
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  Speaker 2: He'll bet the under, then cheer for the over.
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: Claims he's scratched, can't find the fairway.
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  Speaker 3: Powered by pork chops, hot.
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: Dogs, and confidence facts.
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  Speaker 3: He'll figure those out someday. Traded the soonest for Huskaper.
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  Speaker 2: Purple Viking Celtics by his side No script, no breaks,
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  Speaker 2: no clue what's ahead That's exactly why.
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  Speaker 1: We hand him the mic instead Wacky Dacky Wednesday Where
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  Speaker 1: the takes get hotter and the facts get greater Ten.
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  Speaker 3: Minutes of madness Buckle up.
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  Speaker 1: And hold on.
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  Speaker 2: Tight He's somehow still undefeated in confidence Wacky Dacky, Wacky Dacky,
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  Speaker 2: Wacky Dacky, Wacky.
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  Speaker 3: Dacky Wacky dacky Wednesday here.
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  Speaker 4: Um, so let's start off here. I, uh, I want
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  Speaker 4: to recap that Bowling Green game a little bit. First off,
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  Speaker 4: what an absolute ass kicking that was. Bowling Green is
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  Speaker 4: by far the worst team Nebraska is going to play
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  Speaker 4: maybe in the next 10 years. Like that, that team
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  Speaker 4: was horrible. Their quarterback, absolutely horrific. Now that could be
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  Speaker 4: Nebraska's actually pretty good. Um, Um, they, I expected that
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  Speaker 4: going in how bad they were, but just how quick
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  Speaker 4: that game got away.
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  Speaker 3: From Bowling Green and everything. It was, it was amazing
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  Speaker 3: to see. Calandria, absolute stud.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, that guy has a chance, a chance here
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  Speaker 4: to be in the Heisman conversation.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not, I'm not kidding about that either. He, he probably,
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  Speaker 3: he already is.
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  Speaker 4: Like, I think, so I was listening to different podcasts.
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  Speaker 4: They were saying, Is this guy.
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  Speaker 3: Better than Dale Noriello? Yes. Yes, he is. This guy
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  Speaker 3: better than Adrian Martinez was. Yes. I know it's only
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  Speaker 3: two games. This guy, this guy's a stud. All right.
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  Speaker 4: Here's another thing that got sent in by a listener here,
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  Speaker 4: and I.
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  Speaker 3: Want to read this here.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I hear so much BS from Oscar fans.
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  Speaker 4: Frost lying down on the railing. Sean Callahan, IPM recruits,
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  Speaker 4: questioning Nebraska's team identity.
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  Speaker 3: None of this matters.
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  Speaker 4: This game is going to come down to who blocks
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  Speaker 4: and who tackles. Man, is that just the truest thing
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  Speaker 4: I've ever heard in my life? Anyway, all right. So
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  Speaker 4: this week, which we're going to dive into that game tomorrow,
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  Speaker 4: the North Dakota game. But the more I've been looking
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  Speaker 4: at North Dakota, they're actually a pretty freaking good team. Now,
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  Speaker 4: this could be their FCS. You should be taking care
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  Speaker 4: of them. But they are up there at the top
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  Speaker 4: of the FCS teams. Their quarterback, speaking of Bowling Green's quarterback,
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  Speaker 4: which I don't know how that guy's D1 quarterback.
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  Speaker 3: Probably should be playing at Nebraska Wesleyan. That guy sucks.
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  Speaker 4: But anyway, this North Dakota quarterback has been there two
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  Speaker 4: years already, and he will throw it all over the field.
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  Speaker 3: What a stud. Anyway, you're supposed to take care of
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  Speaker 3: these FCS teams. If this is.
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  Speaker 4: Like a 10, 17-point game, I would not freak out
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  Speaker 4: about Husker fans.
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  Speaker 3: They are a very sound football team.
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  Speaker 4: Now, my real kid, my essay, which I'm sure this
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  Speaker 4: is just, you like to fucking grab ass, slap ass
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  Speaker 4: all you want of the other team all you want
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  Speaker 4: when you do these coach pregame crisscrosses. He said that
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  Speaker 4: they have one of the best lines he's ever seen coach,
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  Speaker 4: which that has to be a bunch of bull crap.
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  Speaker 4: You've definitely saw so many better Big Ten teams than
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  Speaker 4: that coach offensive line. But I do think they're going
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  Speaker 4: to be, they do have a very good sound offensive line. So,
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  Speaker 4: let's dive in. Let's dive into a little bit of
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  Speaker 4: this bullcrap last week. Ryan Day, you are an absolute pussy. You,
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  Speaker 4: any big game that comes along, you.
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  Speaker 3: Coach to lose those games. I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if you guys didn't, everyone has lost
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  Speaker 4: by now. But anyway, they're up 23, Ohio State is
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  Speaker 4: up 23-3 on Texas. Somehow they let the game slip away.
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  Speaker 4: That guy refuses to win big games. Like he will
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  Speaker 4: just hand it off or not. He'll hand it to
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  Speaker 4: our team to win these games. Dudes, put your nuts
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  Speaker 4: on the table. Go win a game. Go win these
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  Speaker 4: big games. Texas had no business winning that game. I
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  Speaker 4: still walk out of that game thinking Arch Manning sucks.
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  Speaker 3: He did not have a good game no matter what
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  Speaker 3: people say. He was horrible.
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  Speaker 4: Ryan Day, first off, after that game, I do believe
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  Speaker 4: you have nipple piercings. That game proved right there, you do.
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  Speaker 3: I also walk out.
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  Speaker 4: Of that game thinking Julian Sam might not be that good.
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  Speaker 4: Both those quarterbacks in that game, I'm going to go
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  Speaker 4: out there and say not good. He's done this in
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  Speaker 4: a couple of Michigan games too.
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  Speaker 3: These big games, he just crumbles. Be a man. Be
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  Speaker 3: a man.
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  Speaker 4: Go out there and actually close out these freaking big
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  Speaker 4: games that you're up by so many points.
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  Speaker 3: Speaking of that, there's another one.
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  Speaker 4: Matt LaFleur, which thank God, this guy refused to win
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  Speaker 4: big games too. Thank God. Because that was incredible to see.
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  Speaker 4: The Vikings told you guys they're going to be good
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  Speaker 4: this year. They lose their starting quarterback, which that guy,
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  Speaker 4: everyone is saying how short Kyle Murray is. Boy, you
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  Speaker 4: don't know until you actually watch him on screen. That
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  Speaker 4: guy is, there is fifth graders that are taller than
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  Speaker 4: that guy. Like, These shorts quarterback up. First off, first
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  Speaker 4: play of the game, he comes out, just chucks it
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  Speaker 4: up because he's way too short to see over the
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  Speaker 4: defenders coming at him. One of the worst throws I've
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  Speaker 4: ever seen in my life. I am, I'm out there
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  Speaker 4: and say right now, I've signed up for Kyler Murray already.
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  Speaker 4: Carson Wentz starting quarterback the rest of the year. I'm
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  Speaker 4: all for it. He'll come back out, or they'll name
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  Speaker 4: Kyler Murray starter again, and then we'll.
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  Speaker 3: See this again.
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  Speaker 4: But I truly think that guy might be too short. Now,
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  Speaker 4: I came in all offseason hyping him up or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: I think he's too short to play NFL. So back to,
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  Speaker 4: back to the coaches being pussies here, Matt LaFleur, that
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  Speaker 4: guy also refuses to.
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  Speaker 3: Win, to win big games.
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  Speaker 4: He did this Buccaneers Packers couple of years ago, the
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  Speaker 4: NCAA championship game.
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  Speaker 3: He kicked the field goal to make it an eight
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  Speaker 3: point game. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, what does that do for you? These coaches that
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  Speaker 4: refuse to go out and win these games. When you
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  Speaker 4: have a chance, dude, go for on these fourth downs, which,
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  Speaker 4: which he did. I take that back. Matt LaFleur, you did.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you for doing that. You kicked a field goal,
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  Speaker 4: took points off the board, fourth and one.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: One of the worst goals I've ever seen, not doing
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  Speaker 4: a little tush-push there. Why would you not? Just a
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  Speaker 4: straight QB sneak. I haven't saw that in a while.
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  Speaker 4: Thank God you did that because you're an idiot. So,
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  Speaker 4: main story this back today Wednesday here is Ryan Day,
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  Speaker 4: Matt LaFleur, pussiest coaches out there. If there's a big game,
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  Speaker 4: bet against those two because they will– All right, how
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  Speaker 4: big a lead they have, they all refuse to win
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  Speaker 4: that game. So let's dive into my spreads of the
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  Speaker 4: week here.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I had them going.
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  Speaker 4: I had them up, and I did not save my notes,
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  Speaker 4: so that's good.
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  Speaker 3: All right. I don't know where they went. So let's.
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  Speaker 4: Ole Miss, Ole Miss plus three. That place is going
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  Speaker 4: to be like a war zone. They, some, I believe
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  Speaker 4: the young governor came out and said, they need a
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  Speaker 4: national guard. They do not need a national guard. He's
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  Speaker 4: a bunch of bullshit. He's, I, I do like Lane
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  Speaker 4: Kiffin for the fact that he is just leaning into
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  Speaker 4: this villain role. I just think Turnjag Chambers is the
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  Speaker 4: best quarterback in the nation. Like, no joke, take Ole
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  Speaker 4: Miss plus three. They're going to win that game. That
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  Speaker 4: place is going to be one of the loudest DMs
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  Speaker 4: you've ever heard ever. Which, honestly, it would be pretty
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  Speaker 4: sick if there actually is, like, fans throwing field and
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  Speaker 4: fights on the field.
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  Speaker 3: But... All right. Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Texas Tech minus 7.5 against Houston. I think Texas Tech's
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  Speaker 4: actually pretty good this year. They lost their quarterback because
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  Speaker 4: of gambling.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Texas Tech, 7.5 minus Houston. I don't think Houston's that
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  Speaker 4: good this year.
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  Speaker 3: So take that. Last pick of the week. You know what,
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  Speaker 3: screw it. Let's take the Iowa over. Let's do it.
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  Speaker 4: It's 40 and a half against, I take that back,
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  Speaker 4: 49 and a half against Northern Illinois. Last week, Iowa,
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  Speaker 4: first week of the season, I was like, oh, Iowa
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  Speaker 4: might have an offense.
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  Speaker 3: They don't again, but let's go against everyone thinks. Take
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  Speaker 3: the over in the Iowa game.
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  Speaker 4: They're going to score 30 points, and then they're going
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  Speaker 4: to have no offense again all year. By the way,
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  Speaker 4: speaking of pussy team, worst team is to watch out
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  Speaker 4: there is Iowa. Who likes to watch field goals and
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  Speaker 4: punts all game? They suck to watch on TV. What
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  Speaker 4: they did against Iowa State, they do this all year long.
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  Speaker 4: Just a horrible team.
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  Speaker 3: I get they win. Would you rather? This is a
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  Speaker 3: thought for everybody. I talked to somebody about this.
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  Speaker 4: Would you rather watch an 8-4, 9-3 Iowa team for
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  Speaker 4: how they play or a 4-8 Nebraska team that scores,
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  Speaker 4: let's say, 35 points a game?
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  Speaker 3: I'd rather watch Nebraska play. I'll say that. If I
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  Speaker 3: was an Iron Fan, my eyes would be bleeding right now. So,
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  Speaker 3: leave it on that note. Everyone have a good Wacky
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  Speaker 3: Wacky Wednesday. We'll see you next week.
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  Speaker 1: The headlines change, but the mission stays. From Memorial Stadium
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  Speaker 1: to PBA days. Football Saturdays, basketball nights.
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  Speaker 4: Every story chasing red and white.
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  Speaker 1: Recruiting buzz, big time commits. Camp battles, coaching hits. Transfer
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  Speaker 1: moves and rising stars. The road to glory's never far.
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  Speaker 1: This is Return to Glory Where every headline tells the
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  Speaker 1: story Big Red pride every season Husker Nation's got a
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  Speaker 1: reason From touchdown dunks and championship dreams We'll be back
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  Speaker 1: with the latest from every team Until next time, keep
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  Speaker 1: the faith, keep believing Because the Return to Glory is
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  Speaker 1: just beginning Go Big Red!
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  Speaker 4: See you next episode!