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#159 Wheeping At The Wheel · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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  Speaker 1: Are we good? I clap his in. You might need
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  Speaker 1: a microphone for this big guy there he is.
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  Speaker 2: Oops, sorry about that. I was like, I just roared it. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 2: I'm back. I'm back.
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  Speaker 1: You look good.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, you look great?
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  Speaker 1: You look better?
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  Speaker 2: Hat backwards?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Something? It mix it up?
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  Speaker 2: You know what are you talking about? That?
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  Speaker 1: That's how to talk now like this.
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  Speaker 2: It changed my whole I don't know how to say
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  Speaker 2: this politely.
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  Speaker 1: Be careful.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back to two body Guards. I am Mattie J.
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  Speaker 2: And this is a podcast all about parenting. It is
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  Speaker 2: the good, it is the bad and the relatable. And
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  Speaker 2: if you come for advice, shock horror, we don't do it.
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  Speaker 2: We are too dumb dads who happen to be doting
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  Speaker 2: two dopey, dumb day teen dads. Dangerously handsome dads, that's
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  Speaker 2: more likely. There we go, go anyway back. I can't
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  Speaker 2: stop looking at you with that hat backwards.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, stop drooling?
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  Speaker 2: Wow, wait till people watch these videos on socials?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh.
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  Speaker 2: My god, how old are you again? Hit the gritty thirty.
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  Speaker 1: Four, thirty thirty five in August? Oh yuck, thank.
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  Speaker 2: You, that's middle aged.
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  Speaker 1: Thirty eight is middle aged. Actually is it technically.
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  Speaker 2: An asshole?
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  Speaker 1: Very good? How are you, big guy?
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  Speaker 2: Look at the moment, Lola is really worried about something. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's a front of mine and that thing is monsters.
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  Speaker 1: I see Why where is she get where you're from?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe I'm trying to think if I
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  Speaker 2: made her watch Monsters inc.
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  Speaker 1: Big mistake, big mistake.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I know we heard that story.
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  Speaker 1: The first scene in that it's a simulator of a
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  Speaker 1: kid screaming as lung.
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  Speaker 2: It's ptad how that got signed off as a kid's
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  Speaker 2: movie different times, different times?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can eat your kids back. Then.
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  Speaker 2: She's just really obsessed with monsters, really obsessed.
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  Speaker 1: Do the monsters have like any characteristics?
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  Speaker 2: Not really. When at nighttime when put to bed, she go,
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  Speaker 2: my dad, the monsters in the room, and I go, no,
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  Speaker 2: the not She goes, he's laying. But then one morning
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  Speaker 2: she woke up and she came to our bed. It
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  Speaker 2: must have been pretty early five in the morning. On
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  Speaker 2: that cusp of like will they get back to sleep
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  Speaker 2: or won't they? She was like, guys, can you tell
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  Speaker 2: me a story? Talking to me and Laura, and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, oh god, try and think of a story.
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  Speaker 1: Once was a monster that lived in your bedroom.
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  Speaker 2: Whataura goes, I got the story. Don't worry, I got
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  Speaker 2: this one. She goes, there was a little monster that
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  Speaker 2: lived in your wardrobe and it was a cute, little
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  Speaker 2: baby monster. And I was like, Laura, your breast. I
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  Speaker 2: was like, what do you think you're doing? She goes,
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  Speaker 2: I got this, I got this, And she tried to
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  Speaker 2: spin a beautiful tale about a little cute baby monster
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  Speaker 2: who didn't have a mummy and daddy and who was
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  Speaker 2: looked after by the house that she was hiding within.
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  Speaker 2: I e Lola saved her and told this beautiful story
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  Speaker 2: of how the monster and Lola became best friends.
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  Speaker 1: How that goes down.
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  Speaker 2: And Lola was like, okay, so there is a monster
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  Speaker 2: and I was like what She points She was in tears,
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  Speaker 2: being like there's a monster in my room. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: what do you what are you doing? And I don't
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  Speaker 2: want you know, Laura's pregnant. I'm going to cut us
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  Speaker 2: some slack. I'm not going to address to her personally.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just going to hear it behind her back. So
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  Speaker 2: we're dealing with the monsters now.
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  Speaker 1: Still, that didn't obviously that didn't work. No, so both
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  Speaker 1: kids now using the big toilet. Happy congratulations to me
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  Speaker 1: and all of us, and without a whole lot of effort.
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  Speaker 1: If I'm completely honest, like I feel like you know,
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  Speaker 1: everyone's like sweating and ship. It was a I was like,
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  Speaker 1: pretty easy thing. Okay, it's funny. I do nothing. No,
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  Speaker 1: I do plenty, thank you, just not that. No, they
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  Speaker 1: were pretty good at like sort of toilet training themselves.
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  Speaker 1: But I got me thinking. I got me thinking about
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  Speaker 1: use the first time I used a big toilet. Do
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  Speaker 1: you remember the first time you might have used the toilet? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I ended up getting circumcised afterwards.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for my god, I mean sitting on it, not
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  Speaker 1: actually peeing in it. Sorry, I'm sorry to bring up that.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, that's my first memory is my mum being like,
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  Speaker 2: which one of you fucking kids just pissing all over
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  Speaker 2: the walls And then and then she then stood there
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  Speaker 2: and watched us pissed one by one until finally it
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  Speaker 2: was my turn and pissed everywhere anyway anyway, and then
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  Speaker 2: but please sorry, I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry I'll bring that up.
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  Speaker 2: But at the same time, and I woke up in
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  Speaker 2: hospital and my dick had been cut off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, that's great.
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  Speaker 2: So for those of you who aren't aware, I was
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  Speaker 2: circumcised at the age of six because they had too
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  Speaker 2: much foreskin.
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  Speaker 1: They used to move along. They used to call him
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  Speaker 1: six skin, Maddie. I just gotta be thinking about using
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  Speaker 1: the toilet for the first time. Stop making this about you.
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  Speaker 1: Let me make this about me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And we used to live in an old firebro shithole shack,
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  Speaker 1: the same one where Oh my god, wow, how dare
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  Speaker 1: I go full circle? I've gone full circle? Poverty family
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  Speaker 1: grew up moving to a poverty house.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. It must be nice to have hinting
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  Speaker 2: and hot water and that was take that out, just
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  Speaker 2: remove that.
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  Speaker 1: People need to see who you really are. Anyway, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to take some hot water home with Haven't you
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  Speaker 1: noticed things have been going, you know, because we don't
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  Speaker 1: have the modern amenities, although one thing we do have
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  Speaker 1: that's better than you is WiFi. Like most of the
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  Speaker 1: world countries, their Wi Fi is better than ours. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: very good. Okay. So I used to live in an
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  Speaker 1: old ship house like I do now.
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  Speaker 3: But and we used to have the bathroom laundry combination
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  Speaker 3: that had a back door out to the line that
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  Speaker 3: was pretty popular in architectural days back then.
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  Speaker 1: I think confer that for us, but I remember it
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  Speaker 1: so vividly. Was because we were having We used to
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  Speaker 1: have like home daycare at our house, right, So what
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  Speaker 1: do you mean? So like my mum was part of
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  Speaker 1: like her motherless group, for example, and because they all
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  Speaker 1: still worked and stuff, there would be like times where
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  Speaker 1: all the kids would stay. It would come to our
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  Speaker 1: place during the day, mayday a Friday one week, and
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  Speaker 1: then it might be someone else's house one week, something
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  Speaker 1: like that.
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  Speaker 2: I like a cult. Yeah it's nice, it's nice.
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  Speaker 1: It's a nice col yeah, yes, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, then we used to dance like a commune.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we used to dance round a fire. I remember
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  Speaker 1: it vividly because I used that. This is the first
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  Speaker 1: time I used a big toilet, okay, and I remember
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  Speaker 1: it because I could. I need ship, I could do this.
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  Speaker 1: And I remember I lift up the seat, sat down,
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  Speaker 1: but didn't leave the actual seat, so I slipped in
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  Speaker 1: bum first.
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  Speaker 2: You put both both Yeah, the lid in the rim
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  Speaker 2: judged me.
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  Speaker 1: It was my first sat down and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah, and you know, like a quite small kid
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  Speaker 1: to It's quite big for a small kid. Slid down
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  Speaker 1: the porcelain, stuck bum in the water. I just yelled
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  Speaker 1: out for ages for someone to come and get me,
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  Speaker 1: and eventually my mom came in and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: have you ever seen that scene in Ocean's eleven when
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  Speaker 1: that guy, the gymnast guy slides into the small tube.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it looked like. You could just see my
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  Speaker 1: head and my feet coming up like that. Anyway, traumatized
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  Speaker 1: as you can imagine, because I had to try and
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  Speaker 1: pull me out of the fucking thing, and trying to
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  Speaker 1: yank me out, had.
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  Speaker 2: You gone business?
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  Speaker 1: No? I was petrified anyway. So then they pulled me
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  Speaker 1: out and I hadn't ship on the floor. Wow, because
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  Speaker 1: I came out You think it.
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  Speaker 2: Is just just just popped in sleep one night. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like I was just thinking about like
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  Speaker 1: that Macie now using a big toilet. Yeah yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: was like, wedn't fall in, and they're like, just go.
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  Speaker 1: That just reminds me of something else that happened we
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  Speaker 1: used to have. I don't know why, my parents all
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  Speaker 1: of a sudden, for like a small period of time,
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  Speaker 1: became religious.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone has that little phase. It's like maybe I could
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  Speaker 2: save my soul.
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  Speaker 1: Remember we had house like we used to have house church.
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  Speaker 1: This is the nineties, man, everything in your house, didn't
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  Speaker 1: you do it?
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  Speaker 2: There?
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  Speaker 1: We had to keep warm, was one of them. And
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  Speaker 1: I remember they were having and I was in bed.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't a young tackle like maybe Oscar's age. I
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  Speaker 1: remember because I had big the flannelette Army's on and
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  Speaker 1: I needed to go to a pool and you had
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  Speaker 1: to go through the kitchen, which was there was the
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  Speaker 1: living through the sermon just about they were in the
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  Speaker 1: living room doing what I don't know what they were doing.
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  Speaker 1: That's probably more I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Like this is religion.
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  Speaker 1: Who's got I got sort of halfway across the kitchen
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  Speaker 1: as a small boy and got this real big urge
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  Speaker 1: too took ship and it came out the side of
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  Speaker 1: my leg of my Pajami's onto the kitchen floor.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, this is.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm working with, living with all this ship trauma.
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  Speaker 2: I you know what happens once you start talking about
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  Speaker 2: just it just takes over and takes over.
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  Speaker 1: I know, because it's like we're at the park as well.
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  Speaker 1: Was like I'm just going to go pooh, So honest Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: moving on from.
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  Speaker 2: That, I've got a story that I'm finally willing to tell.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I like this.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So before my mom moved in with us, you know,
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  Speaker 2: we were looking for a babysit. I recall, and it's
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  Speaker 2: actually very difficult to find a good babysitter.
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  Speaker 1: Would no, couldn't for because I'm poor.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, you were as much money as it's hard
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  Speaker 2: to tell the story. Okay, it's very traumatic. Okay, I'm listening.
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  Speaker 2: Can you just be a bit more sympathetic please, I'll try.
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  Speaker 1: I'll try my very hardest.
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  Speaker 2: So we interviewed a few babysitters, and to be honest,
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  Speaker 2: like even the applications that we got, we went on
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  Speaker 2: a few Facebook groups, got recommendations from a few friends.
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  Speaker 2: None were amazing. We had a couple that were good
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  Speaker 2: that we were like, okay, they're worthy of coming for
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  Speaker 2: a chat face to face. A couple of them, no good,
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  Speaker 2: you know, we said, in addition to looking after the kids,
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  Speaker 2: like we'd love it if you know, just one load
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  Speaker 2: of washing, or if you could help do one meal
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  Speaker 2: and I'm talking like a spag bowl, like pretty simple.
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  Speaker 2: And then you know, one of the women like eye
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  Speaker 2: rolled and was like, I don't do that. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: oh shit, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Bag bowl specifically, it's not in same restaurant. However, I
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  Speaker 1: do a mad Honey chickens. I quit, I quit, I
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  Speaker 1: quit this.
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  Speaker 2: That was funny. So we had one lady come through.
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  Speaker 2: All hope was lost and we were like, this is
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  Speaker 2: a disaster. We're never going to find anybody. She came
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  Speaker 2: in Mary Poppies, and she was just lovely. She was warm,
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  Speaker 2: she was kind. She brought in with her coloring in
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  Speaker 2: pencils and paper, so the kids were like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: this chick's awesome. Straight away engaging with the children, they
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  Speaker 2: were having fun, and I was like, I think we're
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  Speaker 2: on to a winner here, Like I get good vibes.
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  Speaker 2: So Laura and I afterwards both said, well it's got
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  Speaker 2: to be her right thumbs up. When she's going to
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  Speaker 2: start Monday, let's do it beautiful. She comes in Monday,
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  Speaker 2: and then when she's actually like dealing with the kids,
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  Speaker 2: she's quite meek is the best way to describe.
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  Speaker 1: But what does that mean?
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  Speaker 2: So me because in you know, with kids, you can't
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  Speaker 2: really you've got to give them options and a lot
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  Speaker 2: of like you can't say do you want to get dressed?
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  Speaker 2: You got to say, like do you want to wear
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  Speaker 2: a T shirt or this?
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  Speaker 1: Or them? You need to confuse them. Can we just
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  Speaker 1: asked them straight up?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're going to be no. And so she was like, Hey, Talala,
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  Speaker 2: do you want to get dressed this morning? And she's
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: like not really, and she's like, oh okay. And then
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  Speaker 2: we look at me and go, I don't know what
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  Speaker 2: to do here, and I was like, that's cool. To
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  Speaker 2: day one, We're kind of everyone's figuring each other out.
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  Speaker 2: It's fine, giving her a lot of slack. So we
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  Speaker 2: end up kids finally get dressed. And then this is
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  Speaker 2: when we used to drive to daycare, which was like
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  Speaker 2: a ten to fifteen minute drive away, and it's a
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: bit of a tricky place to park. So I said,
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  Speaker 2: I will drive with you and I can just show you,
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  Speaker 2: like there's a couple of little sneaky car parks that
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  Speaker 2: you can get to drop the kids off at daycare.
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  Speaker 2: I'll come with you. And also just day one, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I just want to also just keep an eye, just
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  Speaker 2: make sure everything's cool. So as we help in the car,
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  Speaker 2: garage door opens foot to the floor, we just out there. Wow,
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  Speaker 2: beat out onto the road, no hesitation, slams on the
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  Speaker 2: brakes in the middle of the road, and I was
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  Speaker 2: like whoa and she was like, so sorry, so sorry.
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  Speaker 1: That's I'm not usually micromanaged like this.
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  Speaker 2: Like, accelerator is a bit sticky, and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: it actually is. It's your car, right, it's a sticky accelerator.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. This is her first time in this car. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: first time on the job.
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  Speaker 2: First on the job. Okay. So then we start traveling
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  Speaker 2: a daycare. There's an intersection stop sign straight through, no
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  Speaker 2: straight through, and I'm like like clenching, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. You just gotta be really careful. That
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  Speaker 2: was the stop sign. And she was like, I'm so sorry,
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  Speaker 2: so sorry. I didn't see that. It was an accident.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like that is fine. Everyone's a bit nervous. Mistakes,
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  Speaker 2: we have mistakes. We're we're only human. Ash. Okay. Now
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: we're driving at a part of it's like the Bond
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  Speaker 2: to Bronze Walk. I don't know if you know it.
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  Speaker 2: It's quite quite famous.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it must be nice.
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  Speaker 2: It's a very busy section of the eastern suburbs where
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  Speaker 2: people you haven't lived So this is during summer. It's
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  Speaker 2: a beautiful day. There's a lot of people out walking
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  Speaker 2: along the.
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  Speaker 1: Football skin summer, a lot of skin.
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  Speaker 2: No, I can't engage with that conversation.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: It's a joke, Matthew, carry on.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. So we're driving along the beach there, and she
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: is really hugging the curb, nice really hugging the curb.
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  Speaker 2: And one thing that I dislike is a scratched rim.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 2: And I was thinking to myself, she's got to be
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  Speaker 2: millimeters away from the curb right now, very very close.
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  Speaker 2: And I thought, I'm not going to say any things.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to be that guy micromanaging. She knows
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  Speaker 2: what she's doing.
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  Speaker 1: I think you're already in the car, bro You've crossed
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  Speaker 1: the line of micromanaging.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm not going to say anything. And then all
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  Speaker 2: of a sudden, in front of us a guy who
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: was running because it's so busy. He goes to overtake someone.
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  Speaker 2: He steps onto the road right and this is in
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  Speaker 2: front of us, but he doesn't just step onto the
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  Speaker 2: road to overtake. He does a few He's essentially running
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  Speaker 2: in the gutter of the road. Right now, as we
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  Speaker 2: are also hugging the gutter off the road as we
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  Speaker 2: approach him, and I thought to myself, surely she can
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  Speaker 2: see this guy because she hasn't slowed down in the
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: slightest She's kept her speeding fast.
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  Speaker 1: Was this guy running?
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  Speaker 2: We were catching him. We were approaching him very quickly,
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  Speaker 2: and I thought I should say something. And as I
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  Speaker 2: was about to say something, we clip the runner, hit
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  Speaker 2: and run. He bounces.
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  Speaker 1: You hit, She's hit someone in your car.
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  Speaker 2: She hit him. He's bounced off the side of the car,
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  Speaker 2: kind face against my window, then rolled into the car,
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  Speaker 2: face against like the kid's window, and he's then fallen
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  Speaker 2: to the ground. She slams on the brakes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my, and people there, everyone
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  Speaker 2: stopped because of what just happened.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, someone just to hit by a fucking car.
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  Speaker 2: And I hop out and I'm like, are you okay?
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  Speaker 2: By some kind of miracle, He's dusted himself off, and
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  Speaker 2: he goes, I would like to apologize. I was running
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: on the road and I was like, but you okay,
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  Speaker 2: and he goes, yeah, yeah, I'm totally fine. And I
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: was like, oh.
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  Speaker 1: He drags himself.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, you're missing this give him back his ship,
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, this is yours. The kids are like
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: screaming in the back of the car, this just happened.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: The babysitter is also weeping at the wheel, and I'm going, well,
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: if he's he runs off, he's gone. He's going off
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: some kind of terminator, turn around and run over all
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: the witnesses. I said, I think I'll drive from this moment.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: So we dropped the kids off. We get back in
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: the car. She's waiting in the car. She's hysterical, and
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: she's like as we drive back home, she goes, I've
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: got to be honest with you. I've never babysat in
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: my life. What, Yeah, she tripped you. She's like, I'm
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: here on holiday and I really need the money, okay,
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, what do I do? Kick her out? Well,
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: I felt back cool cars. Well, I'm I'm thinking, like,
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: I feel bad for this woman, but.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: She really killed someone. But it was an accidents mathew.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: So I was like, let's just see how the rest
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: of the week goes.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: And so then after that week, the first week, the
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: end of the week, I was like, look, it's in
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: my head. I'm like, this is not ideal because you
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: can't do any driving. I'm going to do all the driving.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: You really can't get any handle of my kids at all.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: You essentially gained another kid toddler immediately.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: But I was like, I'm just I didn't have it
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: in me to fire her. But then she came to
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: me and she's like this isn't working out, is it?
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my god.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: She's like, my holiday is over, isn't it? So yeah,
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: so where is she now?
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know where she ended up,
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: just I don't know. Reason probably Yeah, goodness, my mum
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: retired and now my mom is in charge.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: How many people is she hitting the car? A couple
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: because she does your mom drive?
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Thank goodness.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: I was just thinking that, like, here's.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Too freaked out on the roads in Sydney. And then
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: I told her that story and she was like, oh yeah,
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: So any parents out there who were struggling to find
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: a babysitter, hey, you're not alone.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Don't get that one.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Ash just very very quickly. Here, we don't often share hacks.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: It's not what we're about, okay, We're more about complaining.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: I love a good complaint right, I mean, should we
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: look at doing my hacks and make parenting easier.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick with the complaining.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's let's complaining. Okay. Well, I just found this
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: one as I was going on a little doom scroll
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: as I often do at nighttime before I go to bed,
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: and I think this is good. Okay, I think we're
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: on the winner. This may be the greatest hack I've
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: seen all year.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: All right, So what I'm looking at here is a
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: mechanic chess for tools on It's been converted into a
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: nappy table changing table.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Soft clothes. It looks soft closed to me, and it's
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: used instead of like having like what are they put
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: in that thing? Like ratchet set?
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Were real Man Mexicon bolts, what do they call those bolts?
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: Nuts, lugs, screwdrivers, screwdrivers, scanner crow bars, crow bars.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: They put nappies in there.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: That's more Wow. I think that's really good. And it's
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: on wheels too.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: And I think he spray painted it as well, which.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Makes it beautiful. The plug on the side, do we know,
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: like it plugs in. Maybe it's got like an internal light,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Maybe it vibrates.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know when the baby's tired. Plug it in,
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: just plug it straight in. It's got one of those
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: baby charges. No, I think it's very I think that
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: is worthy of showing me. I think that's that's good gear.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Live Well with Nell.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but also with L with L sorry with Hell
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: l shit, but also Chester DAWs did the same thing.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: I love how quickly you've gone from like wow, that's incredible.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: I just point out the it's time for a very
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: good segment, as with a new song, not brand spanking,
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: just a new song. It's a new song.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Do people love it?
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Probably not?
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Here it is.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: A lot of it.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Bree, you say what.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: I feel like a pair of brand.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, pair rants f anyone who's not familiar. Maybe you're
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: a new listener, Yeah, welcome. Firstly, all the segment is
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: it's an opportunity for parents to just air out their
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: frustrations for the week, things that are getting them pissed off.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Rant if you will, a rant if I will?
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: And you did.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: First, I go first.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: This is from Anna. It's quite a long one. Let
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: me get through this without messing it up, which is unlikely.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: And it says, what the hell is with the five
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: girls with the formula that is absolutely unreachable at the
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: bottom of a formula tin. No matter how much you scoop, shake, dance,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: scream or cry, you just never can simply get it
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: and it ends up going in and recycling along with
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: the tin.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Triggered there needs to be some kind of like hole
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: or cap in the side of a tin or the
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: bottom or the bottom. This is the lip.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Saying with remember like the milo tin and yeah.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: There's still something and if you try and like use
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: your finger to get it out, you end up slicing
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: your finger over. These are things that I'm about.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: I'm about to bring it, I know, and I love that.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: And I'm going to be just buried in the trenches
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: being like look at me, I ask my fingers will
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: cut up from the ten Do.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: You know what they did with the formula thing? They
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: had the ring on the inside, but then a bit
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: of it squared off to actually scoop so that it
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: squares the scoop off because they're like it was too accurate,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: scoops what brand I can't recall find it and send
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: it to me. I will, and I will, But the
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: problem is you and instead of losing five dollars worth
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: of formula you lose ten dollars because the lip is
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: like longer.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: How much has fallen? Six sixth Jesus?
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: And what about that time? Then when they're like because
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: what was happening is people were bootlegging it. I heard
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: they were who were like buying it all out. And
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: then it was like when eggs were like like.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, people still doing that to formula. Have we got
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: enough stock now to like quench the appetite of people
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: who are buying like twenty times?
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know, you're gonna find out.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna find out so much to look forward to.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Sophie has written in and she says parent rooms that
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: always smell like dirty nappies? Parent rooms?
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Do you think she means like the parent toilet rooms?
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: So it's like it's weird. It's a weird room. It's
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: kind of like having a living room in a toilet.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like the arm chair in the corner you walk.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: In, there's like something for the kid the other kid
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: to play with. You know.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: My rant is we go in there and there's a
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: full grown man taking a shit. When there's a chair,
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: when there's an area to lay down your child to
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: change their nappy. But there's no like kid's toilet.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, the little kid's toilet. Yes, I know what you mean,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. I know exactly what you mean.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: It's all a bit weird for me. I think. I think,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: like I said, it's like a living room inside of
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: a toilet.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: Ah.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: This one comes from Danny L. There's a photo here
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: too explosed for a forty dollars barber cup for my boy.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: It's awful. Doesn't fix it? That's it fixed? Wow?
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Just for those out there, that's a short fring.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: This the haircut looks.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Like a simple Jack the movie. I think it was
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: played by Ben Stiller. Yes, it was played by Ben
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Stiller in a movie called Tropic Thunder. No, no, no, no, Yeah.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: You're thinking about Jack. Simple Jack was It was a
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: made up movie within a movie.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: No, Simple Jack was a full movie.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: No it's not.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. This one's from Sammy. Yep, my three
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: year old not staying in her car seat straps. She
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: escapes and then screams until my ears bleed.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oscar starts to go through the front of the strap.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: That's so annoying, kids.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Am I right? Very right? This one's from Polly rough
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: kids at the playground. I'm a lioness. I'm a lioness
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: on guard for the next attack, like a dog, like
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: a dog park. Out there, there's always like one or
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: two rough kids.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: They and the teenage kids.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Oh god, here he goes, Oh, they're down the shop.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: This is for Jesse, who says, all people who are
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: always worried about my kid's feet being cold, they won't
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: wear shoes, get over it. I saw a child. I
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: saw a child. It must have been like one. It's
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: winter right now, it's cold in Sydney.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: That kids don't feel cold.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: I know he's walking around no shoes and socks on it,
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: and I was like something.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Big of the children at pro Oscar got home the
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: other day and he had short shirt, no shoes, no.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Socks, like twelve degrees.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: And I was like, we lived in my house. He's
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: a climatized. I was like, you eight colds. Like nah,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: I didn't use my jumper all day today.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: I was like, he's wrong with you? What is wrong
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: with you?
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Anyway?
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Anyway, Hey, shout out to Aldi who makes this segment
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: pair ronts possible.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Just low prices every day, Aldi good different love them
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: legend that a Shually we finished with a couple of questions.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Oh here's a good one. Kate would like to know
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: what are our top three kids movies?
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: This is number three. I'm kick off with an absolute
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: bel to here ash and please tell me that you
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: A love this movie and b have cried in it. Oh,
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: No Land Before Time?
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Devent what?
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Sorry?
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Isn't that a TV series?
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: No Land Before Time? It's a it's a cartoon about
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: the dinosaurs. But like she loses she's like a little
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: like long neck diplodocus maybe dinosaur, and she loses both
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: her parents. What her littlefoot who is the main character.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Her mother dies after a fight with a sharp tooth
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: which is a t rex.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, dude, it's it is. Watch cartoon movies like parents,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: parents die, Bambi yeah, crying bamby.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Still watch this.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: I still can't do that.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Just the song, the music, it's it's like it's too much.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: I know it's strong. I still can't watch The Lion
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: King like that one scene was skipper. Ah might as
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: well as deep as that one. My third option is
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: the original the og Number one Shrek for a couple
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: of reasons, Okay, one it's got a lot of overlying
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: adult humor in it.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: I love that too. I feel like movies that have
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: a lot going on all the time. Kids are glued
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: to it and something gross, like a big ogre who
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: pulls things out of his ear. There's wiping. It's got
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: it all. It's got all the jokes, it's got the
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: fairy tale element to it. And yeah, that's my number three.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to get number two. Little Rascals. Little
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Rascal he watched. He's all very nostalgic, very old here.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: You're going, you get real going?
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Oueen? Do you know who's in it? Trump makes a
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: cameo in it?
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah?
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, But the acting in Little Rascals is just sensational.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: His kids are like six, and I'm like, how they
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: made a movie with this many young children?
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: So frustrating?
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, nightmare. Yeah, my kids love it. Whenever
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: it's on, I'm like, well, there goes two hours of
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: my time.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: It's I've just never seen it, And like, honestly, child
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: actors back then, they don't make them like that anymore.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: My number two is a movie called Back to the Outback. Okay,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: what's it about? So it is about a couple of
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: zoo creatures. Okay, in an Australian zoo. So it's Australia.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Yes, Yes, it's amazing.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, there's a koalas, a snake, treshla tarantula.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: The koalas is like the media sensation.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and the snake sort of pulls on your
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: heartstrings a little bit because love doesn't like to be
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: portrayed as the bad Yeah. And then the dad it
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: turns out to be a fake, a fraud.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Great life lessons that are like undertones throughout.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Oh I love that.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, okay, my my favorite. And I'm just going
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: to old school. The new stuff doesn't hit as hard
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: as the old stuff. Honey. I shrunk the kids.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: I've seen that. I've seen that one, the little pet
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: aunt Oh, and it's gets it's really big because the
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: shrunk it's a scorpion. What else is in that movie? Fuck?
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: That was I know it was terrible CGI in it,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: but that was for the day, for the time, for
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: the time. Give us some bit more. He shrinks the kids.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Right, No, no, no, do you fucking watch the movie
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: or not?
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: I watched it when I was a kid.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So he's like a scientist and he has this
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: machine that can shrink things, and the kids then they
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: shrink themselves.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Is there a sequel to that movie? Oh?
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: They did like twenty four? Yeah, it got worse and worse.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Og is obviously the best. Okay, well, I definitely want
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: to go back and watch some of these, and I'm
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: going to go with my number one, which I'm modern.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: You're very vintage. See the first one. I love it
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: now that we all know why. It's good. Okay, great storyline,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: great songs, but anything that has animals singing and dancing
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: in it makes you frost. She's got a crush on Johnny.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: He's handsome.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: He's a handsome man. You know, aniples and your heartstrings
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: those songs.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: So tears not from me, okay, Ash. Before we go,
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: we have one last question.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, far away.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: This one is from Renee. Renee so curious, and I
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: know the boys won't find this too weird to ask.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: We never judge one, wasn't he?
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: How do Slash? Did they make it work with sexy
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: time when you had two kids? We have a two
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: year old and an eight week old, and we both
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: find it so hard to make time for that. I'm
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: drained by the end of the day and then he
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: usually passes out, putting our two year old to sleep.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: You're eight week.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Old, sant's back at it eight weeks goodna.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: I think, just be a little less harsh on yourself. Yes,
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: I don't think anyone is having a thriving sex live
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: with a newborn kids eight weeks old.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Everyone's just tired, run down, I think. Okay, let's answer
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: it in two different ways. One is go easy on
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: yourself and give it time. That's the first one, right,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: because that's so early. But let's just say two young kids,
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: not newborn.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: It's let's look at like six months down the train.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Let's look at it.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Let's look at it like that, because if you might
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: be wanting to both answers, this is what I think,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: because I know it's so hard, because like if it's
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: like the kids are there all day or whatever, there's
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: no nap time. Even when there's nap time, it's like
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: it's probably a time for you guys to try and rest,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: not get back at it, you know what I mean.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: But then also like if you're like, all right, well
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: it's date night. By the time they go to bed,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: everyone's just naked. It's there's never really an idea. What
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to say is try and take the opportunities
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: when they come up, plan for it.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think I'm going to go a step back. Wow,
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: here we go, step right back. And I think when
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: you're coming out of the newborn trenches, right, the last
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: thing you're thinking about is like having sexy time because
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: you've just been worried about keeping the house tidy, feeding
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: the kids, sorting them out. You're exhausted. You had no
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: time to reconnect as a couple. You can't then get
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: to bed at ten o'clock at night and then try
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: and flip that switch and be like, all right, well,
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: let's let's try and be aroused. True, because it's the
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: last thing on your mind. So if you were talking
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: to each other and you're both in the same page
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: that you want to like rekindle the sex live, you've
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: got to try and reconnect during the day. You can't
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: just get to the end of the day and be like,
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: let's jump into bed and have fireworks.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: We don't know what they're like too. They could be
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: doing that. It's still getting tired and whatever.
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  Speaker 2: But I think as a rule, I can guarantee if
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  Speaker 2: you were reconnecting during the entire day, and then you're
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  Speaker 2: not doing that and then not having sex. Like if
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  Speaker 2: you are a asolutely on the same page and you've
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  Speaker 2: got fireworks, you're complimenting each other, you're tactile with each
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  Speaker 2: other throughout the day. If you love each other, you're
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: going to have sex at the end of the day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I suppose not every day.
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  Speaker 2: No, every day.
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  Speaker 1: I know what you mean. You want to reconnect emotionally
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  Speaker 1: before the physicality.
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  Speaker 2: Physically as well. I'm saying, I'm saying, touch each other
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  Speaker 2: during the day, okay, during.
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  Speaker 1: The day, touch each other during the day, yeah, take
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: that out of contact.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not saying, like go up and like hump her.
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  Speaker 1: That's exactly what I was thinking. You you mean, I
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  Speaker 1: like it that. It's like you're right, you sort of
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  Speaker 1: be each other's biggest supporters all day and on the
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  Speaker 1: same level and connecting through other different little ways that
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: aren't necessarily straight up physical. Right, and then if you
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: can find you're right, Because if you don't do any
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: of that and you're just doing your routine monotonous, becoming
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: some call it the roommate phase.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's hard to get back together.
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  Speaker 1: It's tough, but like I agree with you that the
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  Speaker 1: success of the evening comes from what you put in
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  Speaker 1: during the day.
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  Speaker 2: There it is t shirt, that's the foundation. And also,
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  Speaker 2: if you're the guy and you've got a high sex
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  Speaker 2: drive and you really want to reconnect, man, just clean
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: that house. Yeah your play baby gee, stack that dishwasher,
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: get that laundry cleaned, mop the floors, because no one
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: can think about being sexy when the house is a mess.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: So you take that off their plate. Tragic will happen?
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  Speaker 1: Chor play?
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  Speaker 2: Chor play?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Well said on that note, Yeah, it's time
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  Speaker 2: That's it. I think we should wrap it up and
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