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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show October 9th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

• 0:04
  Speaker 1: You can check us out on social media. Look for
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: us there at The Woody Show. Do it. Did everybody
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: watch the video that was posted? You know, Menace was
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: making the argument about the Yankees. The Yankees fan that interfered. Allegedly. Mm-hmm.
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: Menace said that it would have cleared the wall. It
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: was a whole big argument. We've been getting a lot
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: of feedback on it. But there was a video of
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: the conversation. There were some photos and everything.
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: And I'd like to respond to one thing in the comments.
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: And I do agree with it. The only photos I
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: could put in the video because we have the copyright
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: to was the forward-facing video. I would have liked to
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: put the video from the side, but we just... didn't
• 0:49
  Speaker 2: have access to photos for that.
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  Speaker 1: So how do we not have access to photos of that? Like,
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: how was that? We, we can only, when you're talking
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: about like a, especially like a news thing, what is it?
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: Is it a commentary?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fair use menace.
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: It's fair use.
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  Speaker 4: Now we can argue fair use, but you can, but they'll, they'll,
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  Speaker 4: they might take you down first.
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I've been told by our company that we can
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  Speaker 2: only use photos from Getty and Getty is the, uh,
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  Speaker 2: Those were the only photos.
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  Speaker 3: Well, they better get you some better photos.
• 1:15
  Speaker 2: Getting.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, a ton of people in the comments, a ton
• 1:19
  Speaker 1: of people in the after hours, voicemail.
• 1:21
  Speaker 5: Hey, Woody Show.
• 1:22
  Speaker 1: This is Derek. And, man, I've been.
• 1:25
  Speaker 2: Stuck in traffic.
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  Speaker 1: Disconnect.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: There's no call for that kind of language, laddie.
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  Speaker 7: Vulgar and abusive language.
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  Speaker 8: That's an automatic disconnect.
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: You've got a dirty, whorish mouth.
• 1:36
  Speaker 2: Somebody's going to Sirius XM, I guess. Sorry about that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 1: The other ones are fine. Are you sure?
• 1:45
  Speaker 2: 100%.
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: 100%. Oh, jeez, Jeff. So unprofessional.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Friday failed for me. That's hilarious that Z-Bass is
• 1:51
  Speaker 2: saying that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 7: That's his job.
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  Speaker 1: You're stealing his thunder. The king of missing an edit.
• 1:59
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: Another After Hours voicemail here.
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  Speaker 9: Menace.
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  Speaker 10: Menace. All right. As far as this whole fan interference
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  Speaker 10: whole run thing, bro, I know that you're the one
• 2:13
  Speaker 10: running the social media because.
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  Speaker 2: that's.
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  Speaker 10: The only place that I saw it. I haven't listened
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  Speaker 10: to the podcast about it yet.
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  Speaker 9: But it looked like in the pictures or the videos
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  Speaker 9: that you put in the posts on your Instagram, it
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  Speaker 9: looked like it was a home run.
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  Speaker 1: Genuinely agree with you.
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  Speaker 10: But then I read the comments and they were like, Dude,
• 2:40
  Speaker 10: look at the side view. And I noticed that the
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  Speaker 10: side view was not included on your Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: Post, but I had to go to YouTube.
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  Speaker 9: I had to venture out to YouTube.
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  Speaker 10: And little buddy, I hate to break this to you,
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  Speaker 10: but when you look at that side view, you were
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  Speaker 10: talking about mathematically calculating the trajectory.
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, the trajectory, my brother.
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  Speaker 9: Was going straight into the wall.
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  Speaker 10: That was absolutely a fan repair.
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  Speaker 2: Straight in the wall?
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  Speaker 1: No question about it.
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  Speaker 2: About that one. So, Ben, can you explain about the... Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: about the image thing. And I wish I could just
• 3:15
  Speaker 2: straight up just put the video in there by multi-angles.
• 3:17
  Speaker 2: That would be cool.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, I always wonder this because I know what you're
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  Speaker 1: saying because I've seen that same, you know, email or
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  Speaker 1: whatever that goes around. How is it that like every
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  Speaker 1: other show, every other whatever on the planet.
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  Speaker 3: Random Instagram, YouTube person.
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  Speaker 2: Random Instagram, YouTube person doesn't work for a multi-million dollar company.
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  Speaker 3: That's very true.
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  Speaker 1: But even still, there are other people that do and
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  Speaker 1: they somehow are posting things that like we quote aren't
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  Speaker 1: allowed to.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I checked.
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  Speaker 1: I went through. I'm not putting this on you.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: So, you know, I'm not putting it on you. I'm
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  Speaker 1: wondering like how is that? Like, why is that? I
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  Speaker 1: will say this.
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  Speaker 2: It's very convenient that you couldn't put up that angle.
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  Speaker 10: Eh.
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  Speaker 2: Very convenient for you. Go log into Getty and go
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  Speaker 2: see if you can find another photo.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? How do we do that? I would
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  Speaker 1: love to see what's on Getty. I'm looking at it
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  Speaker 1: right now. He's great.
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  Speaker 4: They had that one camera person who was probably by
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  Speaker 4: the dugout somewhere and it's straight on shot.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not doubting what Mendes is saying because, again, I've
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  Speaker 1: seen those.
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  Speaker 2: No, he's legit. He's right.
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  Speaker 1: But this voicemail, I second it. A hundred percent. I
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  Speaker 1: was about to mega jump on Team Menace when I
• 4:25
  Speaker 1: didn't see the side angle. I thought, I think you're right.
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  Speaker 1: Like your instinct was to catch it with your hands out.
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  Speaker 1: But then I saw the side angle. I was like.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: For me, here was the bigger point. Even before I
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  Speaker 1: saw the video for myself and I saw that side view.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Even before all that, Major League Baseball took a look
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  Speaker 1: at it in the moment. And they have all the angles.
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  Speaker 1: They don't have to just go by Getty.
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  Speaker 2: They have a game going on. They got to keep
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  Speaker 2: on moving. They can't just stop down and just argue it.
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  Speaker 1: They do stop down and they look, it gets sent
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  Speaker 1: to like the NHL. Like it goes to the NHL
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  Speaker 1: offices in Toronto and they review stuff. NFL, it goes
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  Speaker 1: to NFL headquarters in New York. Games, the instant replays
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  Speaker 1: and the things. It sometimes is not even just up
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  Speaker 1: to the booth or down the field looking. It goes
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  Speaker 1: to NFL headquarters and they look at it. especially in
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: the postseason, man, they're going to take every look at
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  Speaker 1: this and they're going to get it right. Yeah, even
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  Speaker 1: if it meant stopping down for longer. Yeah. Look at
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  Speaker 1: baseball in general. It's very slow.
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  Speaker 4: And by the way, both managers for both teams agreed
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  Speaker 4: it was not going to be a home run.
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  Speaker 3: So there's no.
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  Speaker 1: Controversy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because they want to go home.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They want more games for more money.
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  Speaker 2: They want to go back to the house so they
• 5:38
  Speaker 2: can get dinner.
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys.
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  Speaker 6: I have to freaking call and talk about this.
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  Speaker 4: Minutes.
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  Speaker 6: You're not a bad guy, but the conversation about the
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  Speaker 6: baseball and going over the fence and the Yankees game,
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  Speaker 6: my mind almost exploded with the way you were actually
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  Speaker 6: arguing about it. It's insane. When I first saw it,
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  Speaker 6: I thought the call was opposite, and I still thought
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  Speaker 6: the ball was well short of going over the fence,
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  Speaker 6: even when it was against my own team. Everybody else
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  Speaker 6: is right. You're wrong. Just get over it. Stop arguing it.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 6: Come on, man. I literally almost wrecked my car five times.
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  Speaker 2: You pissed me off so much with the way you
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  Speaker 2: were trying to argue that.
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  Speaker 5: Anyways, love you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Be loved.
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  Speaker 6: Have a good day.
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  Speaker 2: Love you too. When you go against the grain, you
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  Speaker 2: will be crucified. But one day, I'll be vindicated.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you're going to be vindicated. They're going to have
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  Speaker 1: that hidden angle that nobody else saw.
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  Speaker 2: There'll be a physicist that will do all the math.
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  Speaker 7: You know what? We'll work on that.
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  Speaker 2: Vindicate me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm looking here.
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  Speaker 4: It was about a five minutes of dead time on
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  Speaker 4: the field, man. So they took a long time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Like when baseball, the executives
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  Speaker 1: and the officials at headquartered looked at like, okay, that's
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  Speaker 1: good enough for me. I don't know how much more
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  Speaker 1: I need to see as a person with no vested
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  Speaker 1: interest in it.
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  Speaker 4: And I don't know if they can challenge that particular call,
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  Speaker 4: but they sure as hell would have. Because both teams
• 7:01
  Speaker 4: are looking at the same stuff, too.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you took— I mean, there were two things that you
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  Speaker 1: really argued yesterday. The other one was— and we got a
• 7:07
  Speaker 1: lot of feedback about that one, too, was the moon
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  Speaker 1: landing thing. We were talking about Drake May. Drake May,
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  Speaker 1: the quarterback for the Patriots, he had said— That's my
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  Speaker 1: dog right there. That is your dog.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: But, yeah, Drake May was doing an interview, and he said— Hey,
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  Speaker 1: where they asked him, hey, man, is there any... Is
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: there any... Conspiracy. Conspiracy theory. Conspiracy theory that you... I'm
• 7:29
  Speaker 1: looking for the clip, sorry.
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  Speaker 4: Conspiracy theory you actually believe in, which is a good question,
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  Speaker 4: because you can pry open the door to a lot
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  Speaker 4: of idiocy with that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I love it, because we're getting a lot of...
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  Speaker 2: I don't know about the moon, you know?
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  Speaker 3: I think I can... See, back in the day of
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  Speaker 3: why we would put on the mask if we went there,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm not really sure 200% if we went.
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  Speaker 1: There or not. I wouldn't say I'm leaning one way
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  Speaker 1: or the other. I just know I'm a little bit skeptical. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so anyway, Menace was like, oh, yeah, because I saw
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  Speaker 1: this guy who's an oxygen tank guy. Experts, allegedly. Online,
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  Speaker 1: and he said they wouldn't have enough oxygen to do that.
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  Speaker 2: And then Seabass said he went to a museum and
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  Speaker 2: the guy was wrong, so.
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  Speaker 1: My favorite line in the whole conversation was, well, where's
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  Speaker 1: this museum? And CBAT's just like, NASA.org. So here's one.
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  Speaker 1: So Menace, the oxygen tank expert, they're kind of correct
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  Speaker 1: in that if they used oxygen gas tanks, it would
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  Speaker 1: be almost impossible.
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  Speaker 9: However.
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  Speaker 1: For what we're talking about here, they used liquid oxygen,
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  Speaker 1: which is 1,000 times more dense. That means one liquid
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: oxygen tank fits 1,000 times more oxygen than the same
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  Speaker 1: gas oxygen tank. They had so much oxygen that they
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: used most for fuel, not for breathing.
• 8:49
  Speaker 2: I get it. I don't know that you do.
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  Speaker 10: No, no.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't even watch the video that sent you. But
• 8:54
  Speaker 2: that wasn't the argument. The guy covers that.
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  Speaker 1: So if he covers that, how is he making an
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  Speaker 1: argument that they wouldn't have enough oxygen?
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  Speaker 2: He covers that because he says to be able to
• 9:02
  Speaker 2: process that. you would need such a large vehicle to
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  Speaker 2: do that, that they just didn't have that on the lander.
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  Speaker 4: Well, again, he's refusing, this so-called expert is just, as
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  Speaker 4: I said, refusing to look up the actual specs of
• 9:18
  Speaker 4: what they used. He's thinking about it from his experience
• 9:20
  Speaker 4: as an industrial whatever technician.
• 9:22
  Speaker 2: I don't like to counteract that because you always say, oh,
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  Speaker 2: the specs, the specs. Like, you can show me the
• 9:26
  Speaker 2: specs on how they built the tower of.
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: Pisa, I don't know like in the tower Yeah, you
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: can show me the specs but like okay, that's this
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: is how we built this one building All right, like
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know for sure That's like how it's actually
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  Speaker 2: built like when you look at blueprints are like, oh, yeah,
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: it looks right to me.
• 9:52
  Speaker 4: What proof do you need, Manus, if not the actual
• 9:55
  Speaker 4: specs and the actual photos of what happened in reality?
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  Speaker 2: I need you to take your iPhone and go there
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  Speaker 2: and walk around the moon and show it to me.
• 10:04
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 10:04
  Speaker 7: That's the only way.
• 10:05
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: In 1969.
• 10:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah. 877-44-WOODY.
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: I think you were going somewhere with that. Ready to
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: get on board. He had his ticket and everything.
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: Look at it. Look at the blueprints and be like,
• 10:21
  Speaker 2: this is how we built the building. Are you, are
• 10:23
  Speaker 2: you going to look at it and be like, yup.
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  Speaker 2: That looks right to me.
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  Speaker 3: I think what he's getting at here is that.
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: That's basically what Seabass is saying.
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  Speaker 3: Because they have the blueprints. Then go build it.
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: If you know how to... If the blueprints are right.
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  Speaker 3: What.
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: Are we building? The Leaning Tower of Pizza?
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  Speaker 4: It's not my job to recreate the entire 1969... I
• 10:46
  Speaker 4: don't have to.
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  Speaker 3: Recreate the Apollo space program.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: But then you can't just say it's right then.
• 10:49
  Speaker 10: Yes, I can.
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  Speaker 2: No, you can't. No, you can't.
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  Speaker 3: I'm recreating the entire space program.
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: You don't know for sure because you didn't build it.
• 10:57
  Speaker 4: Well, you don't know that the ball would have gone
• 11:00
  Speaker 4: over the wall because you weren't there and you didn't
• 11:01
  Speaker 4: hit it.
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  Speaker 2: No, because I have eyeballs, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. It's different. Okay.
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  Speaker 9: All right.
• 11:04
  Speaker 3: We got the phones open.
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  Speaker 8: 877-44-WOODY.
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: We are looking for someone who would like to play
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: today's dumbass contest. We're going to play the DUIQ. So
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: if you'd like to play the DUIQ, go ahead and
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: give us a call. 877-44-WOODY. That's 877-44-WOODY. Yeah, there was
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: a story about this woman in Tennessee, your home state there, Seabass.
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: She went to go pick up her kid from school
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: and decided to take a little nap. In the pickup line.
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: That makes sense. School employees found her just slumped over
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: behind the wheel. What's wrong with that? Police showed up.
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: She said, you know, there were the glassy eyes, the
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: slurred speech, could barely stand, empty vodka bottles in the car.
• 11:55
  Speaker 6: Uh-oh. Empty.
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: She claimed she'd only taken two shots, doing a little
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: day drinking, but refused the breathalyzer. And then she kicked
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: one of the officers in the nuts.
• 12:04
  Speaker 10: Oh, no.
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: That was an accident.
• 12:05
  Speaker 3: I said top it off. Respect my wishes.
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: She was arrested for DUI, which is her second one. Oh, no.
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: That's not two.
• 12:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: So somehow getting drunk, passing out in the kids' pickup line,
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: and kicking a cop was not her first rodeo. Yeah.
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: Most people I know with DUIs have two.
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 12:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You would think the first, because they're not cheap. No. No. Especially,
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: you know. Minimum 10 grand.
• 12:30
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Overall. I tell you, our friend Tony got scared
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: straight on that. He got one, and his wife ended
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: up having to drive him to work every day for
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: a while.
• 12:39
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: And so that was- That was the no more goat adventures.
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: Very demeaning.
• 12:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and even in this, again, I get it in
• 12:46
  Speaker 4: the 70s, whatever, Greg's parents, I get it. But in
• 12:50
  Speaker 4: today's day and age, and you hear the stats over
• 12:53
  Speaker 4: a holiday weekend, every state, we got 1,200 DUIs.
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, I know.
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ.
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't want to take an $ 80 Uber, but
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: I'll get a $ 15, 000 DUI.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you'll impound my car, and I'll spend the night
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: in jail.
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: It's like the Tony Romo's and stuff. Yeah, exactly.
• 13:07
  Speaker 10: Like, dude.
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: So dumb. All right, I think we're ready to go.
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: Time to play our dumbass contest. And the dumbass contest
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: is the DUIQ.
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: DUIQ.
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: Seabass, explain the way the game works to everybody, please.
• 13:23
  Speaker 4: I find a very drunk person who's not driving a
• 13:25
  Speaker 4: vehicle and ask them some very, very easy trivia questions.
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  Speaker 4: So that's the game. Not knowing the answer to the questions.
• 13:31
  Speaker 4: It's guessing whether the drunk person will know the answer.
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  Speaker 4: If you can guess whether they know two times out
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  Speaker 4: of three, you win.
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to David.
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  Speaker 9: Hi, David. David. Hey.
• 13:41
  Speaker 6: Hey.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: How's it going? We're doing great. How you doing? We're
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: going to play the Dumbass Contest. It is the DUIQ. Now,
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: before we get to the questions that count towards winning
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: a prize or not, we're going to get to know
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: this drunk person that Seabass talked to a little bit better,
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: a little gauge in just how with it or not
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: with it they are. And who is this person, Seabass?
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: This is Michelle.
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  Speaker 4: She's going to tell us about what she's up to,
• 14:01
  Speaker 4: something that I'm sure Menace loves to do, and something
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: that he doesn't do probably as much.
• 14:05
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: Here's Michelle.
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  Speaker 5: What are you and all your friends out doing tonight?
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: Drinking.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: Why are you drinking? Because I want to be drunk.
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  Speaker 2: Good answer.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: I just want to get lit.
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: I just want to get lit with my friends.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: I can have.
• 14:19
  Speaker 7: A good time, right?
• 14:20
  Speaker 5: You're 21, right?
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: I'm 22. Yeah, exactly. Like, what the f * * *?
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: I went to the museum today.
• 14:27
  Speaker 5: What'd you learn at the museum today?
• 14:28
  Speaker 9: Um, I don't know.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: It was really hard.
• 14:33
  Speaker 8: You got high at the science museum, then you got
• 14:34
  Speaker 8: drunk when you went out partying with your friends.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:38
  Speaker 7: She has such a smoker's laugh.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: Awesome day.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: But you hate museums.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: But being high at the museum, I might think differently.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Alright, so David, that is our drunk Person Michelle. You're
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: just going to guess whether she knows the answers to
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: these questions, yes or no. And if you get them
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: correctly two out of three times, you're going to be
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: the winner. We are guessing just with Menace and Sammy,
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: they're both sober, allegedly. And then that's just for funsy, though.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: Here we go. Question number one for the DUIQ.
• 15:07
  Speaker 8: Name any one of the main fillings in a caprese sandwich.
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: Now, I ask this because this came up very recently
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: on the show. Very recently we discussed this.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: I have no recollection of that conversation.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: I'll give you. I'm sure we did. People ask me
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: all the time, like, hey, so what happened on the
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: show today? I go, I don't know. And like the
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: show ended like two hours earlier. I have no idea
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: what we did today.
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: I fully appreciate what he does have on his plate getting.
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: But I will tell you why this came up.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: It will.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: Jog your memory.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: I'll be honest with you. I don't remember the conversation either.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: All right. So again, the question is.
• 15:41
  Speaker 8: Name any one of the main fillings in a caprese sandwich.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: No for Michelle.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Yes for Sammy. Yeah. Yes for Menace. I'm going yes
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: on Sammy and Menace. No for Michelle. What do you say,
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Greg Gorey? Yes to Sammy only. That's it. No to Menace.
• 16:01
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 16:02
  Speaker 7: I'm very split on this one, but I'm going to
• 16:04
  Speaker 7: give Menace the benefit of the doubt. I say yes
• 16:06
  Speaker 7: in the room. No to Michelle.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: All right. David, what do you think? Do you think Michelle,
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: the drunk person here, is going to get this right?
• 16:13
  Speaker 9: I don't even know what that is, so I'm going
• 16:14
  Speaker 9: to say no.
• 16:15
  Speaker 10: No.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: No. All right. Question number one, DUIQ.
• 16:18
  Speaker 8: Name any one of the main fillings in a caprese sandwich.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Menace.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: Bruschetta.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Bruschetta. Bruschetta. As a filling.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: Okay, hold on. Put a pit in there.
• 16:28
  Speaker 6: Salmon.
• 16:29
  Speaker 10: Tomato.
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: Tomato.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Tomato that would be an answer.
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: And that's why it just came up because when I
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: brought that tomato in that menace all threw up all
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: over we said oh have you ever had this in
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: like a caprese salad or sandwich yeah.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Caprese is like tomatoes and mozzarella and basil and basil
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: sometimes sometimes they'll drizzle a little like uh vinaigrette on.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: There inside the sandwich menace right.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: That would be like saying garlic bread would be an
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: ingredient a filling in a filling in the sandwich oh
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: I was thinking of the stuff that's on the inside
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: what's a thin sliced meat then Prosciutto.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Prosciutto is what I was thinking.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: Well, there's an easy thing. It's green, red, and white,
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: much like the flag of Menace.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Italy. Yeah.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: You've been there. I love Italy. Would it still be
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: considered a caprese salad if you use burrata?
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: I think so, yes, because burrata has mozzarella.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's so good.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Squishy cheese.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: Because the outside of burrata is mozzarella.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Let's see if David's on the board with the point.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: He said that she would not get this one. DYQ,
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: question number one.
• 17:31
  Speaker 8: Name any one of the main fillings in a caprese sandwich.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Is there pepperoni? Pepperoni, my god. Do you like pepperoni?
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: I love pepperoni. Oh, god. Pepperoni. She's having a good time.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: All right, well, David, good news. You're on the board.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: You got your first point here in this round of
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: the DUIQ. I mean, she's on a date with Tyler, so.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Get him! You just need one more in order to win.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Question number two.
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: In French, a baton rouge is a red what?
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Triple no.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: I've asked this before, so this should, at least for men,
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: I don't know if Sammy was on the show and
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: I asked this, but.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. I'm triple no-ing right
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: out of the gate.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: I can't say anything.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking moulin rouge. Okay.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, I was thinking that, too.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Okay. That doesn't help you.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, that could be a clue.
• 18:26
  Speaker 8: In French, a baton rouge is a red what?
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Is anybody saying this for anybody?
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: No.
• 18:36
  Speaker 7: Trips, no.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, okay, I'm going to use Seabass's logic and reasoning.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: That I've asked it before?
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. I'm saying, like, how to figure
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: something out.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: A menace, it's not a clue, but Baton Rouge, home
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: of the very first ever... Whorehouse? Raising canes.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, I thought we were talking about France.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely triple now.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Forget it. I thought the same thing.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Like nuclear triple now. Go back to the question again.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: I thought we were talking about.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: I thought the same thing, dude. Under the ground.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: In French, a baton rouge is a red what?
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: In French. In French.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Okay, so I thought we were not in France.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Let me help translate. I'm with you, Menace.
• 19:27
  Speaker 7: Let me help translate. Baton rouge.
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I get that. I know that. He said
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: in French, so I thought we were talking about something.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: No for Michelle. No for Menace. Look at me, Sammy.
• 19:41
  Speaker 8: No.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: No. Triple no.
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: I'm going Greg's nuclear triple no.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Couldn't even make eye contact yet. Quintuple no.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Like, wherever they store the nuclear waste in that mountain, no.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So deep underground.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: Won't be seen for 20 million years.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: All right, David, what do you think? Yes or no?
• 19:55
  Speaker 9: I'm going to say no.
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: No.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Question number two, DUIQ.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: In French, a baton rouge is a red what?
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Menace.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: I have two guesses, but I'm going to go with
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: number one, wine.
• 20:09
  Speaker 10: Wine.
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: All right. Sammy.
• 20:11
  Speaker 7: Light.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Light?
• 20:13
  Speaker 10: Light.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: That's a good guess, actually.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Before you reveal it, Woody. Going back to what Seabass
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: is saying, he goes, try to look at an origin
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: or whatever. Look into the word. And so he said that,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: like baton.
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: That's why I was like, I can't say anything.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: But instead of baton. So baton. That's correct.
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: So like a baton would be like a, like, you know,
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: like the.
• 20:35
  Speaker 10: A relay?
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Like, no, like, well, no, like cheerleaders.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: Twirl and stuff like that. Like a baton is a
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: more specific version of a what?
• 20:42
  Speaker 7: It's in the what family?
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Like a rod or like.
• 20:44
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Rod's fine.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: On the right track. Yeah.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: I'll take rod.
• 20:48
  Speaker 9: Rod.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: It's almost like a nightstick, like a billy club.
• 20:52
  Speaker 8: What?
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: You got it.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: A night what?
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: A night what? Nightstick.
• 20:55
  Speaker 10: Stick.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Like the cops have, right?
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: So stick.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Baton. Stick. A baton. So it's a stick. Red stick.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Red stick.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Rod. I vote rod.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: What is it again? How do you say it?
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: How does it translate from French? Baton Rouge means red stick.
• 21:10
  Speaker 8: Baton.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because rouge is red, right? Okay. And so like rouge,
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: I can figure that part out.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Why do you get a red stick?
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Because baton.
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: Rouge. Baton.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Baton rouge. Like something like baton rouge, right?
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but batons are black.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Not when you put rouge in it. If we're just
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: going by the origin of something, like what's the root
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: or the origin? CBAT just said something recently. I forget
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: what we were trying to figure out. Sage, yes.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: Sage, sagacity.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: But Venice, and I'll admit, I did not know this,
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: the Moulin Rouge, Moulin is mill. So like the windmill
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: on top of the mill. And they have a red
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: light on it. It's in the red light district.
• 21:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what I was thinking. That's where I went
• 21:49
  Speaker 7: with light.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: So the light district and course.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Ed, Sammy?
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: Educated guess.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: All right. So, David, you said no, that Michelle wouldn't know.
• 21:56
  Speaker 9: This, right? Yeah, I said no.
• 21:59
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Smart. We got lost in the sauce.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Question number two, DUIQ.
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: In French, a baton rouge is a red what?
• 22:09
  Speaker 10: Oh, my God.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no. I took French for four years,
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: and I don't remember.
• 22:13
  Speaker 10: What?
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: A baton rouge?
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: I don't remember it.
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: What do you remember from French class? Je m'appelle Michelle.
• 22:19
  Speaker 7: Really? My name is Michelle.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: So day one.
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Well, David, congratulations. You are a winner here on the DUIQ.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: All right. A lot of people, I feel, say that. Like, oh,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: I took whatever language in high school or a couple
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: years in college. I can't remember any of it.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Got to start earlier.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: I took five years of Latin in high school.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: I'm doing quite well. Good for you. Gold star. David, congratulations.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: You are a winner on the DUIQ. Hang on one second,
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: my friend. You're welcome. We'll get all your information. Have
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: yourself a great weekend. We've got question number three.
• 22:56
  Speaker 8: What organization is abbreviated as the USPS? What organization is
• 23:02
  Speaker 8: abbreviated as the USPS?
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Come on, guys. Yes for Menace and Sammy. No for Michelle.
• 23:09
  Speaker 10: Agreed.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: No with Michelle.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Smoker's laugh.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that laugh is crazy.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: That's me saying that. I love anything that starts with,
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: come on, guys.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's some, I go, look, I don't know
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: it either. This one, come on.
• 23:24
  Speaker 7: I'm not going triple yes. I mean, I'm not going
• 23:26
  Speaker 7: yes in the room.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Not in the room even?
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: No, I say Sammy's the only one on this one.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: It's taking menace a long time to write down whatever
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: his answer is.
• 23:34
  Speaker 7: I'm just going Sammy.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: He's dreaming of a trip to Baton Rouge, France. Yeah,
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: that could just be from him trying to write the
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: letters down. That's true. Mm-hmm.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: By the way, the question would have applied either way.
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: In France or in French, what is Baton Rouge?
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Well, it's not confused.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 23:48
  Speaker 7: Don't make it worse.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Question number three. I'm going to say no for Menace.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, yes for Menace and Sammy. No for Michelle.
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: I'm going to say just yes for Sammy.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: No for everyone.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Yes in the room. No to Michelle.
• 23:57
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Question number three. DUIQ.
• 24:01
  Speaker 8: What organization is abbreviated as the USPS?
• 24:05
  Speaker 10: Menace.
• 24:06
  Speaker 9: The US.
• 24:08
  Speaker 10: Oh, wait.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: United States Postal System.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, Sammy.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: United States Postal Service.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Yes. Gina was right. All right, question number three. Did
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Michelle get it?
• 24:23
  Speaker 8: What organization is abbreviated as the USPS?
• 24:28
  Speaker 10: The United States Postal Service.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Wow, wow, wee, wow. So unpredictable. All right, well, that's
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: how you play the DUIQ, everybody.
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, sort of.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: I used FedEx. We'll take the break. We'll come back more.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Woody's show is next. We have to be right back.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back to the Woody show. We'll be
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: right back.
• 24:49
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: The Woody show.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: We'll be right back.