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DONKEY: Florida Man Fires Gun After Getting 'Upset' Over Karaoke Machine Not Working · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Make sure you're telling them to watch out for Florida.
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  Speaker 2: Milora Malorda, The craziest people in America come from the
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  Speaker 2: Bronx and all of Florida.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you are a donkey. The Florida man attacked an
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  Speaker 1: ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him too
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  Speaker 1: much money.
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  Speaker 3: Florida man is arrested after that says he rigged the
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  Speaker 3: door to his home in an attempt to electro het
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  Speaker 3: his pregnant lights.
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  Speaker 1: Police arrested in Orlando man for.
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  Speaker 2: Talking a Famina the Breakfast Club bitch you donkey of
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  Speaker 2: the day with Charlamagne, a guy.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all
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  Speaker 1: like this.
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  Speaker 2: It ain't me, little duval as y'all Okay, donkey today
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  Speaker 2: for Tuesday, March seventeenth, goes to a thirty five year
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  Speaker 2: old Florida.
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  Speaker 1: Man named Aaron Jablonski.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what does your uncle y'alla always say about the
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  Speaker 2: great state of Florida?
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  Speaker 1: Say it with me.
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  Speaker 2: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
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  Speaker 2: all of Florida, and today is no exception. Now, I
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  Speaker 2: think that we have to understand Florida is always going
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  Speaker 2: to be Florida, and the things that happen in Florida
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  Speaker 2: don't make sense to the rest of the world.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. For example, folks love karaoke. I love karaoke. Do
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  Speaker 1: you love carry yoki? Nvu love karaoke?
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  Speaker 2: I don't love it as much as most, Okay, but
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  Speaker 2: I do love karaoke, and I'm talking about actual karaoke
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  Speaker 2: with folks sing along to the music with a microphone
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  Speaker 2: with lyrics on the screen. Last time I did actual
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  Speaker 2: karaoke was with Drea and Lex from the Paul Mines
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  Speaker 2: podcast Wrap on the Clues Bumps for Drea and Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I was in their studio bodied Mary J. Blige Be Happy.
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  Speaker 2: That's one of my favorite songs of all time. Easy
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  Speaker 2: work for me with without the lyrics on the screen. Now,
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  Speaker 2: I don't mind a good sing along when we had
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  Speaker 2: a concert, are in a party and the song is
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  Speaker 2: playing and we all in this singing off key.
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  Speaker 1: I love that. But the actual karaoke of it all
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  Speaker 1: with the lyrics on the.
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  Speaker 2: Screen, that's too much pressure, man, you know, gives me
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  Speaker 2: performance anxiety.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't nobody got time for their cortisol levels to be
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  Speaker 2: elevated unnecessarily, but clearly what I think doesn't matter, because
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  Speaker 2: there are people who take karaoke seriously and Aaron Jablonski
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  Speaker 2: is one.
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  Speaker 1: Of those people.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go to BC Bagley six thousand and seven IG
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  Speaker 2: page for the report please.
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  Speaker 4: Aaron Jablonski, thirty four years old, was arrested for allegedly
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  Speaker 4: firing a gun outside a clear Water floor to bar
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  Speaker 4: when the karaoke machine stopped working. Police say Jablonski, a
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  Speaker 4: convicted felon, pulled a glock on another patron who tried
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  Speaker 4: to calm him down, and then fired around. He was
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  Speaker 4: arrested on felony charges of aggravated assault and a legal
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  Speaker 4: firearm possession, with this bond set at forty thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 4: The smoking gun has reported a judge ordered him to
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  Speaker 4: have no contact with the victim and stay away from
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  Speaker 4: the bar.
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  Speaker 1: Well tell you something there than the song Alive.
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  Speaker 2: I want to sing that bad okay not one and
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  Speaker 2: I got certain songs that when I hear I have
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  Speaker 2: to stop everything.
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  Speaker 1: It's just in my soul. Mary J.
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  Speaker 2: Blige, Be Happy, Mary J Blige, My Life Sold for Real.
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  Speaker 2: Candy Rain, the Heavy d In track Master's Remix. Okay, guy,
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  Speaker 2: I like all right new edition if it is in Love,
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  Speaker 2: Bobby Brown, Every Little Step, Crime, Bob knutsk if You Buck,
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  Speaker 2: Regina Bell, God is Good, Young.
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  Speaker 1: Dolph, one hundred Shots. Those are songs that do something
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  Speaker 1: to my spirit too.
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  Speaker 2: No matter where I am, Okay, no matter what I'm doing,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna pause my day to enjoy those records.
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  Speaker 1: But I ain't going to jail for none of them. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: If the music is that bad, just leave and guess
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  Speaker 2: what he did leave. That's the sad part. Aaron left
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  Speaker 2: the bar. People tried to get him to calm down,
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  Speaker 2: but instead of cooling off, he.
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  Speaker 1: Pulled out a glock.
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  Speaker 2: God will give you multiple chances to make a different choice,
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  Speaker 2: and some humans have just held bent on not making
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  Speaker 2: the correct choice.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. In destiny, it's not a matter of chance, it's
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  Speaker 1: a matter of choice. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, Aaron decided to let a shot off in
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  Speaker 2: the air, and it was illegal for him to possess
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  Speaker 2: a handgun because his rap sheet was longer than.
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  Speaker 1: Sarah Jessica Parker's face. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: He had a twenty twelve felony conviction for battery on
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  Speaker 2: a law enforcement officer. He was convicted at DUI disorderly conduct, theft,
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  Speaker 2: resisting an officer, okay, with violence, and violating information.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, he had no business with a gun. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Now, it's two other things that are bothering me about
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  Speaker 2: this story. One, they didn't tell us what else?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: What else was this dude on? Because it couldn't have
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  Speaker 2: been that he was just mad? You know what that
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  Speaker 2: the karaoke machine wasn't working. I know he had to
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  Speaker 2: be on drugs. Okay, Jess, what's the drugs you named
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  Speaker 2: this morning? You're trying to get off?
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  Speaker 1: Wow, weed, marijuana, and edibles.
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  Speaker 2: It was one more. It ain't none of them, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I know what cocaine sounds like. And Aaron is the
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  Speaker 2: first ballot Hall of Fame sniffle, all right, there's no
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  Speaker 2: way on God's green Earth, okay, even though he is
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  Speaker 2: from Florida that he wasn't indulging in the finest of
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  Speaker 2: book of sugars.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. The second thing is what song did he want.
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  Speaker 2: To hear so bad that he got mad and pulled
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  Speaker 2: the glockout and fired a shot in the air.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: His karaoke song of choice remains a mystery, but I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to assume since it's Florida and because of the circumstances,
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  Speaker 2: his favorite artist is Gun and Play.
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  Speaker 1: Please give Aaron Jablonsky the biggest he huh, that's crazy?
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  Speaker 1: Oh God, yes, I see the glimmer in your eyes.
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  Speaker 1: Let's play a game up. Guess what race is?
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  Speaker 2: Aaron Jablonski from Florida got upset because the karaoke machine
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  Speaker 2: wasn't working.
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  Speaker 1: They tried, they took him outside, tried.
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  Speaker 2: To cool him off, and instead he pulled out his
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  Speaker 2: glock and shot his glock in the air.
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  Speaker 1: DJ Envy, guess what race is? This is a tough one.
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  Speaker 1: We'll tell you why. Right.
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  Speaker 3: If you go to a karaoke joint, who do you
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  Speaker 3: usually see? That's what I'm thinking, But then it doesn't
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  Speaker 3: fit with the last name.
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  Speaker 1: What do you usually see when you go to a
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  Speaker 1: karaoke joint?
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  Speaker 3: Karaoke places that goes to I see Asians and black people.
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  Speaker 3: I see mostly Asians at the karaokes behind really wrestle
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  Speaker 3: all the time, But I've never heard of Asian with a.
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  Speaker 1: Last name. You got open congo style? Okay, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: say that though.
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  Speaker 3: That's not my answer because because said Jablonski. Then you said,
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  Speaker 3: pulled out a clock.
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  Speaker 1: Shut up. Everybody carried blocks, man, stupid stereotype. You said,
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  Speaker 1: everybody likes karaoke. Everybody likes blocks. That's why. That's what
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  Speaker 1: you're messing up. Because it don't matter when it's race
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  Speaker 1: in Florida. It's Florida. Okay, but go ahead, but I've
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  Speaker 1: never heard of an age in Jablonski.
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  Speaker 2: So I gotta go, wow, wow, the way you think
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  Speaker 2: about you, we're not your people.
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  Speaker 1: They not even people.
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  Speaker 2: Aaron Jablonski, okay from Florida pulled out a block because
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  Speaker 2: the karaoke machine was.
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  Speaker 1: Not working and shot shot in the air. Just hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Guess what race is Polish?
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  Speaker 1: Why? Why? Why Polish? Origin of the origin is Polish Jewish. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I want to change my answer. No, you can't do that.
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  Speaker 1: I want to go white.
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  Speaker 2: I just would like just Larriis to know that she
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  Speaker 2: is absolutely correct. Man's white. Imposed people are white.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just I don't know what his ethnicity is, but
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  Speaker 1: he's white.
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  Speaker 3: Like his last name is ma Calve like you would think, yeah, Irish,
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  Speaker 3: my last name is Casey.
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  Speaker 1: Slave masters whatever. They did not even black like More
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  Speaker 1: is not black. Casey is not black, right, but he's not.
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  Speaker 1: He's a Dominican. I am forget it. I knew it
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  Speaker 1: though I knew Gronkowski.
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  Speaker 3: Anything with an Ouski and anky is definitely Polish Jewish. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I got that one wrong. Damn all right, Well, thank
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  Speaker 3: you for that. Donkey Today. Now, when we come back,
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  Speaker 2: Like, really, stop saying that, like he's the goddamn tin man.
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  Speaker 2: This man had had had.
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  Speaker 1: A cardio back. I feel I hate when you say that.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't like when you talk. To be honest
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  Speaker 1: with you, it is like you're.
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  Speaker 2: Saying like somebody will call up and give him one
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  Speaker 2: or something like that, like it's so generous. He's just
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  Speaker 2: some cold person, like you don't have no emotions.
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