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2083 - Love After Lockup (s7e14) "No Crash Dummy" with Keisha · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

• 0:12
  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Monday. It's mugshot Monday.
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: So I've got Keisha here to talk about dumb prisoners. Hey, Keisha,
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: and they are just.
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: So you know, this season, I'll say this episode was
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: like a fucking fever dream between you know, you got
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: Bonita and her shit you got I just call.
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: Them moumon nam because there's like.
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: Four different storylines all round into one. You've got this
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: guy with one tooth in his head, You've got Kaylee
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: and her weird makeup this episode, the mom's hair.
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: It was just a lot of things. And then we TV.
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know what they're doing.
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: They keep like, I'm sure you watch the screeners, but
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: I watch like the actual show. The commercials are showing
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: us things that are not in this episode.
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, they did it on the screen
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  Speaker 1: or too. It'll be like, it's weird coming up next,
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: and it's showing that up but we still haven't seen yet.
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: I'm going, that's not coming up next. They're not even
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: the episode.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, And they keep showing like the Bonita with the mustard,
• 1:18
  Speaker 2: and I keep thinking, Okay, that's this episode.
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: It's not. I don't know what they're doing. Like they
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: think we're not paying attention, but we are. Yeah. Yes,
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: they keep showing things that we still haven't seen, and
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  Speaker 1: they've been showing it for three episodes, like coming up next,
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  Speaker 1: and you're like, we're three episodes later when that coming
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: up next to still never happened.
• 1:37
  Speaker 2: And I'm quit to the slow because I'll go back
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: thinking I fell asleep or something like that, or are
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: like lazed over in the tires.
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, segment. But I'm like, no, it's them. They keep
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know what. They've never done this before, not
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  Speaker 1: that I can remember. Yeah, usually they say coming up next,
• 1:52
  Speaker 1: it's literally coming up. Yeah. Not I'm like, oh, coming
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  Speaker 1: up in three weeks? Yeah, I agree. I don't know.
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to turn my sand down. I feel like
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: my fan is like super loud. I'm a little I
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: can't hear it at all. Okay, good, thank you. Crank
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  Speaker 1: her up. Now, let's cranker down and we don't need
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: to have a Beyonce situation. Okay, DEBI, let's say go
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: to Taynors this wedding. No, I didn't see that, but
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  Speaker 1: neither did the Kardashians. I did see Zoe Kravitz was there,
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  Speaker 1: but not Harry because he's on tour. And I also
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  Speaker 1: heard that who was it? Someone came.
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  Speaker 2: With a date whose ex was Matt Heatley from nineteen
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  Speaker 2: seventy five that she used to date. Yeah, she's which
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  Speaker 2: nineteen seventy five is like my second favorite band.
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  Speaker 1: He he gets real drunk on stage. I seen tiktoks
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  Speaker 1: of him.
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  Speaker 2: But he can sing, he can like he can see
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  Speaker 2: me to sleep. I fucking Love nineteen seventy five.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, does it make you think she's cooler because she
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  Speaker 1: dated him? Maybe a little bit?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I love him down I'm an okay fan, Okay, good,
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  Speaker 2: it's a huge fan, huge playlist nineteen seventy five.
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  Speaker 1: That so somebody went to the wedding and brought brought it?
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  Speaker 1: How was it?
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  Speaker 2: So one came that was invited to the wedding and
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  Speaker 2: their date is the ex of Matt Heally.
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  Speaker 1: Oh and Taylor Switch was also an ex of Matt Heally. Right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well okay, Well that's she stated a lot of people.
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: So there's that's gonna she really has.
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  Speaker 2: I think people keep forgetting that she's mid thirties now,
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  Speaker 2: like she's not a teenage Yeah, anymore.
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  Speaker 1: But I think people still get it confused.
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  Speaker 2: Because coming in some of the way that she sometimes
• 3:41
  Speaker 2: she calls off like she's still.
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  Speaker 1: In her early twenties. Yeah. Well, I'm very happy for her.
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  Speaker 1: My mother was sending me text all week and asking
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  Speaker 1: me about the wedding as if I was there or
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  Speaker 1: if I knew anything that the general public did not know.
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  Speaker 1: I like the fact that your mom thinks that you've
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  Speaker 1: got it like that. Yeah that I was like, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, Mom, I was like, go to Asweekly dot com,
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  Speaker 1: People dot com, TMZ dot com, like I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: You should have just gave her my number. Because I've
• 4:06
  Speaker 2: been watching it all this weekend. I'm like, yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: saw a girl. Did you see what she had on? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I've been watching like all the dresses and who got
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  Speaker 2: their first and yeah, yeah, I care about the wedding,
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  Speaker 2: but it's.
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  Speaker 1: Just like the the hoopla of it all. Yeah, I'd
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  Speaker 1: like to know, like about the seating charts, right, like
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  Speaker 1: did they have or was it like a kind of
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  Speaker 1: a Southern wedding. We don't do that. It's just sort
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  Speaker 1: of a wedding and then you party and you sit
• 4:29
  Speaker 1: wherever you want. But if it was a seated dinner,
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  Speaker 1: I'd like to know who's with who had worked on
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  Speaker 1: that seating chart, Like that was my heart. Yeah, all
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  Speaker 1: of Hollywood was there except for Beyonce at Kardashians and
• 4:42
  Speaker 1: Blake Lively. Oh poor Blake. Yeah, well kind of feel
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  Speaker 1: bad for should have been such a bitch. Yeah, all right,
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: let's talk about speaking of bitches. Let's talk about these
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  Speaker 1: people bitches and hoes and bitches and dumb booms and
• 4:57
  Speaker 1: toothless wonders. Okay, so the name of this episode is
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: Love After Lock Up, season seven, episode fourteen or six
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  Speaker 1: or just whatever. It's okay, no crash dummy, which I
• 5:11
  Speaker 1: think is supposed to be crash chest dummy, but the
• 5:13
  Speaker 1: person who said it said crash dummy. That fits. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So let's start with those people Ida, okay, Dia and Cyrus.
• 5:23
  Speaker 1: So they're in the hotel room, right, he's shaving, she's packing.
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: Why were all her bras, like all her bras that
• 5:30
  Speaker 1: she owns on the bedpost, Like I thought they were
• 5:34
  Speaker 1: only there for one night? Yeah, I was like, did
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: they use them because they were like tying them up
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: with themselves up with it? Or many pay he probably
• 5:42
  Speaker 1: wears a bra.
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  Speaker 2: Who fucking knows what these stew because literally, as we
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  Speaker 2: watch these two, we're watching two human beings share a birbring.
• 5:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's them. It's pretty dumb. Yeah, there's nothing behind
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  Speaker 1: the eyes with eat one of them. Yeah, it's rough.
• 5:56
  Speaker 1: And so he is talking about how good the razor
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  Speaker 1: is shaving, and he says, you know, he had sex
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  Speaker 1: for the first time in I don't know, three years.
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  Speaker 1: It was great. He's been locked up for longer than
• 6:06
  Speaker 1: three years. No, three years is how long he's been
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  Speaker 1: in I thought it was five years. I got three
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  Speaker 1: on my I got three on my thing. Okay, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't mean it's true. That's just what I've got
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  Speaker 1: written down. Something about him just looks like it's not true. Yeah,
• 6:20
  Speaker 1: and he says having a warm body next to him
• 6:22
  Speaker 1: was so amazing. And then he's like, I was so quick.
• 6:25
  Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, you are? They all are they are?
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  Speaker 2: I mean any guy who hasn't had sex in years, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I mean your expectations can't be that high.
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: Yes, right, So I'm talking head. She's like it was great,
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  Speaker 1: Like everything was great. He looks so good naked. I
• 6:41
  Speaker 1: was like did he deal like this? Did he cover
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: his mouth whole? Are you just ignoring the missing front two?
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  Speaker 1: Like I cannot get over it. He doesn't try to
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  Speaker 1: hide it. He doesn't know. He doesn't have these dinners
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  Speaker 1: to keep his mouth closed like it's a batch of honor.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, maybe that means something in prison, kind of
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  Speaker 2: like the tear drop, like been out on the tooth
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  Speaker 2: knock out, you get street cred.
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I wanted his mother, his mother to
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  Speaker 1: at least be we're going to get that fixed for
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  Speaker 1: you right away. But no, no, she hadn't even seen
• 7:10
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• 7:14
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  Speaker 1: show and tell them we sent you. So she's braiding
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: his hair for him, and I will not well, but
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: I didn't know why is this his look? Why? I
• 9:09
  Speaker 1: don't understand why can't he wash his hair and brush
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  Speaker 1: it out like I Because it doesn't look like a
• 9:14
  Speaker 1: good head of hair. It's then it's kind of then
• 9:18
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  Speaker 1: if you're not seeing us on video, he's got a
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: new hairdoo and it's really cute, really cute.
• 9:29
  Speaker 2: And if you should be following me on Instagram that
• 9:31
  Speaker 2: way you could have already seen the ball.
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: Well, that's right, and I'm sure people are you know,
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: you share everybody, So okay. So she's like, we really
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: have to hurry. We've got to get back to the
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: parole office for your orientation. So he still I got
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: to sit and watch a video about how to be
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: on parole at ten am and they're so exciting. They're
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: going to get It's New Year's Eve, so they're going
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: to get to spend New Year's with both of their
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: families and he can meet the kids. And god, she goes,
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  Speaker 1: I just know that once the kids find out you're
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: not going to parole to our house, they're going to
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: be so disappointed. No, they're not. Maybe one of them
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: can sleep in an actual bedroom instead of a shed
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: attached to your house.
• 10:11
  Speaker 2: I mean, this guy is literally about to come over there,
• 10:13
  Speaker 2: drink all your kids Capri size all your kids Cheetos
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: and all and bill you kids video games like they
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: are in no hurry to have this guy live with them.
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: No, it's you weirdo. So he says, today, what I'm
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: looking most for to is seeing my mother, which I
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: think was nice. Instead of it being like I can't
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: wait to see your kids, No, he's like, I can't
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: wait to see my own mother me too, which I
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: think she wanted him to say the kids. Oh. She
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: was like, don't you mean you're most looking forward to
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: being with my mother? So he says he's very close
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: with his mom. We see a lot of pictures back
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: when he had teeth, and he says, and she never
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: really got to come see me. And it's hard to
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: expect everyone to drop everything. In the real world, everybody
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: has lies, and to expect everyone to drop everything to
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: try to come see you is asinine, which I thought
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: was like one of the first times we've heard that.
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: It was much.
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: It was very a very mature answer. But you can
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: say there was some hurt behind it as well. Yeah,
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: you know, I mean if one of our kids were
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: in prison, you know, we'd be up there every weekend. Well,
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: depend on what they did and how far it was,
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: you know that.
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: Mary Payne said that. I said that, Yeah, if the
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: murdered somebody and they're in prison in Nebraska and I
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: live in Virginia, probably gonna. I'm I'm on holidays, I'm
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: will trade go like every three months, every four months. Yeah,
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: but I think they're right in the same area. I
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: think so too. Yeah, that's kind of sad. Yeah, And
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: maybe she's just like, been there, done this, and I
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: can't I can't take any more time off work to
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: go see you in prison. I'll just give you ten
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: dollars every week, the best I can do. Yeah, So
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: she takes him to the parole office and he comes
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  Speaker 1: out and he's like, let's walk, let's walk. Oh, I
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: got some bad news. They're gonna take me back to
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: Dale today. You know, a warrant popped up for some
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: old shit. You know, I'm sorry, baby, it's gonna be
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: a couple of years. Now. Did you believe him? Because
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: I did for a second because I'm like, he seems
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: smarter doing this fake scene. Did he seem seems like
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: you were like when he's talking normal, Yeah, I think
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: he should kind of fake a little bit more because
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: this was kind of believable.
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: He goes, no, just kidding, I can come home on
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: the first it got approved, So yeah, great, come home
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: meaning to her house. So yes, they get back in
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: the car. They're gonna spend New Year's Eve with their
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: family and friends. And she was like, I'm afraid of you.
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: Meet my mom. You know, uh my mom has an
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: opinion on you that you're just like Jaden. Well yeah, prison.
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: So yeah, and I still say that she sucks the
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: soul out of these men. Because they showed Jaden in prison.
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: He looks very healthy. He looked to have a normal
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: weight compared to what we saw in that junk yard
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: that I don't know what I think he.
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: Was stilling in that place. I don't think he worked there.
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: I know that's what you think about. Yeah, I do.
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  Speaker 1: So she goes, you know, my sister, she could be
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: kind of tough. I'm sure she's gonna want to have
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: a talk with you. And he's like, all right, all right.
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: So over at DIA's sister house and the sister is
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: Claudia and her niece is Ali. Ali looks like she
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: could be on that Tim Burton Halloween movie. Yeah, and
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: I tell you what it is.
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  Speaker 2: I've never been to Colorado, so I don't know what
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  Speaker 2: the weather conditions are. Because you've got fucking Dia over
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  Speaker 2: here with a sweater a jacket.
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: Then you got her sister's sleeveless niece sleeveless.
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got cyrus toothless jacket on.
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  Speaker 1: What is what is the weather situation? I'm very confused.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's look it up. What's the name of
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  Speaker 1: this town. I'm going to look up what the weather is. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tie it. It would be in January first,
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: what is the weather in late December? And Chyenne Wells, Colorado? Okay, guys,
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  Speaker 1: this is on Air investigative reporting right here. Okay, it
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  Speaker 1: says in late December, Chyanne Well's Colorado experiences cold, dry,
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: and mostly sunny winter weather. High temps range from the
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: mid forties to low fifties. Overnight loaves will drop into
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  Speaker 1: the twenties. Snow as possible. Winter is the dry sieres. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so all right, Well maybe.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: They're just hot inside of Claudia's house.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: House.
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it looks hot inside of Claudia's Claudia
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: scared me a little bit because I'm like, where is
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: this female gang later leader from? Like?
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  Speaker 1: She scared me a little bit too. And her cat
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  Speaker 1: tower also scared me a little bit. It's taken up
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  Speaker 1: the whole entire living room. Well maybe she has more
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  Speaker 1: than one cat. I don't care. That's that's if your
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: living room, I don't know. If your living room is tiny,
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: you can't have a cat tower taking up half the space.
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  Speaker 1: Cat how are big?
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  Speaker 2: This was like wide and tall. She looks like a
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: cat person. She does not look like a dog person.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: Well what cat people don't come after Uskisha has a cat? Oh?
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: I have a cat?
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: Oh black cat? Look black? He's black? Yeah, so that
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: makes it. That makes you extra love cat if it's
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: like you know that that guy that I sent you
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: that has all the dogs and then they adopted the
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: new dog. Yes, they also have two cats, three cats,
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: and they have a whole bedroom in their house with
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: like bunk beds for the dogs and the cats have
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: their own. Yeah. Yeah, I can't remember his name, but god,
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: they're funny. Okay, so blobbedy blobbedy blobbity blossing his mom. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: parole he lied. Okay, So Claudia is going to talk
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: to them. I got way behind. Okay, Cat Ali the
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: guy got, I got, I got upset. Okay, Ali looks
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: like she's in that what's the name of the movie?
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Then say no, and I've me before Christmas? Oh no, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: the Corpse Bride.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she looks like she's in a Tim Burton Halloween movie.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: That's all I wrote down. I can't remember which game was.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: She doesn't need the animation at all. She's it. She's interesting.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: So Claudia says to her daughter, you're auntie Dia can't
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: expect us to be happy just every time she brings
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: home a new project, which is a good point. She's
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: not in her right state of mind. I think he
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: took advantage of her. This guy saw what she did
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: for Jaden and he wants to get those benefits. See,
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: and I see it the opposite way. I feel like
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: she's a predator. I think she seeks out these prisoners.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Uh huh, okay, because she's scared, because she's scared.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: In the real role, someone will see how stupid she is.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: So she goes for prisoners down on their look very vulnerable.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: She's the predator in this situation. I think, well, we'll
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: see how it plays out. But you're right, they are
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: sharing a brain cell, yes, And then talking head Claudia says,
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: my sister is not the best and picking out her partners.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: And if I had to gauge how this is gonna
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: work out, it's a strong two strong too. Well.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: I wish that she you know, when we heard Dia
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: and Claudia talking on the phone, she was like pumping
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: her up. Ye can't tell you. And then all of
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: a sudden, now, I mean, yeah, she makes total sense
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: right now, but this is not the same.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: This is not the same sister. No, the sister look
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: phone was like, ooh tell me this, tell me that yea.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: She flipped. So all the kids, all of DIA's kids
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: and her mom, Liz arrive and Cindy is his mom.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: She arrives and the two moms meet and everything and
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: they're talking to Cindy goes. You know, Cyrus has made
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: some bad choices, but he's not a bad person. And
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: to come to have him come out to this family dynamic,
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I hope he's making the right choice.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: I hope. I hope their future is bright. But if
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: he needs a little time, I want him to take
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: a little time.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: And that's exactly what he needs. But that subus, you know,
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: she wants them.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: So they arrived at the house. They stand outside and
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: she's like, listen, my kids are my heart. And you know,
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: if you're not invested in the kids, like, don't go in.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: I don't want to give the kids false hope that
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: they got a new dad, you know, the whole thing. Yeah, well,
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: she now did you peep?
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Whenever her oldest daughter got there, she was like asking,
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: a grandma, have you even talked to her?
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Because we haven't heard from her. She hadn't even called
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: a check on our kids. She was like, that's her heart.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: She's like I am banging this toothless guy and I'll
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: see you when I say y. Yeah. So they walk in.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: His mom, Cindy hugs him, is very sweet and because
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: she's very you know, hope for her child, and yeah,
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: she says, you know, I'm so hopeful that after this
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: he can move forward. And I'm so happy to have
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: him out. But I mean, I feel like he's I think,
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: he says later, he's been in and out of prisons
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: to see, he was very young, so this fore mom
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: has been through it with this guy. Yeah. Yeah, So
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: he hugs the kids and meets them, and Claudia looks
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: like she wants to kick his ass, and yeah, he
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: he really needs to kick our sister's ass. She's just like, ew,
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: nobody told me we had to have a tooth this
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: too much. So he hugs the mom, Liz, and then
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: we see like Jojo Cyrus's friend, and there are a
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: couple of tiny kids there. That's not really explained because
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: JoJo's like, I want to be here to welcome in home,
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: but don I don't want to be on camera. I
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: don't want to be well.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: I was actually glad to see that it wasn't just
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: her family. I was glad to see that, like some
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: of his people were there as because I think.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: He needs that. Yeah, I think so. So now they're
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: doing shots in the kitchen and Mom Liz is like,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: is he supposed to be drinking? And Dia says, it's
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: New Year's even they're closed tomorrow. You don't think approbation
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: officer can pop up on you, because they can, and
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: it's how they want.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I gotta go see that tooth that this
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: boy today two o'clock.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's so, she's not a good influence. No, and
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: she goes and he goes, I did a drug test today,
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: so I'm good. I'm good. But we don't know if
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: he's not supposed to be drinking like that hasn't been said.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: And so when the talking to head Dia goes, you know,
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: my mom thinks that Cyrus is just like Jaden, and
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Jaden's drug of choice was meth, but Cyrus didn't have
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: that problem. And I'd really like to have a drink
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: with Cyrus, like I'd love to have a partner to
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: have a few drinks with.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you notice how she said Jaden's drug of
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: choice was myth Uh, Cyrus is okay, because his.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Drug of choice is heroin. This is how this woman
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: sounds like it should be.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: No drugs at all, and she's like, no alcohol around
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: my kids, none of that.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: I'd like to have a guy and have some drinks with. Well,
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: you could probably sign one locally, go to a bar.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Nope, because they sometimes man can sit stupid, you know
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: what I mean.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: But she'd probably do good in a local bar. Yeah,
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: she's cute. Yeah, she's cute, dumb, you know, thank cute
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: and omen just you know, have a drink. So Cyrus
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: and Dia and Claudia the sister go outside to smoke weed,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: which is probably something else he's not supposed to be doing.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: And that was a hell of a blunt this year.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: It was pretty big, you know, it's pretty big. And
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: so Claudia is saying about Dia. Look, this is my
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: baby right here, for real. She don't need no flunky,
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: no crash jummy. And let me see how slick I
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: am kind of a dude, dude, I'm certified. And she
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: shows her federal prison ID. Now at first I was like, oh,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: she's an officer. No, no, she tells us she went
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: to federal prison, and we see the charges. She was
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: involved in a large scale cocaine trafficking ring. She was
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: in federal prison for that, and she goes, I know
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: what it's like. You're in there and you think you're
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: gonna do great, but then you get out and you're like, hell,
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: let me live. So I got no fai this guy.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: The way that she pulled up that bash like that, Yeah,
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: I'm like, bitch, you're not a cop, Like this is
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: not a flex throw that away?
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Why do you still have this? Memory? Was cut it up?
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: He was like I already burned all my shit, Like
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: what do you do? I don't blame.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Them, Like I wouldn't even want my kids or grand
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: kids to like accidentally run across Like what do you
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: are you gonna be buried with this?
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Like why do you still have this? It was funny
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: when they went down the list of all the people
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: that were everybody was blurred out, but they would have
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: like their age and their town and arrested or not.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Some people would be like fugitive, fugitive, fugitive like some
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: And it was like fifty people and half of them
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: were fugitives.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Damn, you cannot tell me. She did not have a
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: prison gang when she was there. She knows people on
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: the inside and the outside.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: She's not messing around. She's not messing around.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: I mean the benches outside in a winter with a sleeveless.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Shirt on and overall overall, look at a blunde. Yeah
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: she shit. Okay, let's move on to Kirsten and Brady. Now.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: This week on social media, somebody posted a bunch of
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Kirsten's mugshots, but I didn't know what they were for.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: I saw that too, but I don't invest that much
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: in this whole storyline, so I didn't feel the needs
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: to go and look. I'm sure it was like petty stuff,
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, And I did say last week I will
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: say it again this week that when he talked about
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: suboxone and I said my husband had been on a boxone,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: that was wrong. My husband was on vivatrol, that is
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: a shot you take for alcohol cravings when he got
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: out of rehab, which was twelve years ago. But I
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: still remember it, but not correctly because I said suboxone
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: and that was wrong. So I just putting that out
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: there about these two. I want to talk to you
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: all about the most important thing in my house, and
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: it's my bed. Recently, I noticed my sheets were sort
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: of slipping off the corners and I was constantly fixing
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: them before I got in the bed. And also my
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: pillows were not helping my neck. I was constantly flipping
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: them and readjusting them. The bottom line, I was just
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: not comfortable in my bed. And then I did a
• 24:07
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• 24:10
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• 24:12
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• 24:16
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• 24:18
  Speaker 1: until you finally replace it. And most people think they
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: need a new mattress, but the biggest difference usually comes
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: from replacing the thing that touches you every night, your sheets.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: And I don't think we had replaced our sheets since
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: we built our house like fourteen years ago, not even kidding.
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  Speaker 1: when kind of here, when he when he's with us
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: here in this episode, he looks pretty good, but in
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: his talking head he's looking pretty hollowed out under the eyes.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: He does.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: And I'm not sure if it's because he's fallen off
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: the wagon.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: He's living with motormouth.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Because she talks a lot, she's a lot to keep
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: up with, or just life has been hard on him.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I did notice the same thing.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh boy.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Other people, yes, so far we ever heard that he's
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: He's still on the outside as far as we know.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Other people have pointed out that when she talks, her
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: jaw moves around a lot, not like that other girl
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: we had, but a little bit of Joe. Yes, she's
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: not all the way right. Yeah, Okay, if somebody knows
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: what she got arrested or please tell because I did
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: not do my research on that. Okay, one month out
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: of prison. So remember he is six hours away in
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: a halfway house. So she's loading up the kids to
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: drive the six hours to see Brady because he has
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: a forty eight hour past so they can all spend
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: time together. Remember her daughter is Phoenix, age seven, and
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: her son is Riot age six. I do believe later
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: they call him Riot Blaze. So okay, what do you
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: what are you doing to your children? That is when
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: you are trying to be so punk rock so hard?
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Now you name your kids shit like that?
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Right, but you're but you know what Rihanna named her
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: little boy, Riot Rose.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, but your mom is Rihanna, and I told
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: you I have friends they named their kid Ransom Riot.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: That's rough. I'm sorry. I think it's rough. It's gonna
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: be rough on you when you're older, speaking as the
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: person with a weird name. Okay. So uh so the
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: kids are cute though, and so she's telling them, you know,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: we're gonna go swimming at the hotel, and they're like, yay,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: and they call him from the car and six hours
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: is rough in the car with the seven and six
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: year old if they don't take it by yourself. Yes,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: that's a lot of entertaining you got to do. She
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: should have gave him tras doone, tazadone, and an iPad.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: So yeah, she's she hasn't seen Brady in a month,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: and she wishes she could see him more. But you know,
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: she's the sole provider. You can't get a job right now.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: She's the breadwinner. She's already spending one thousand dollars on
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: this trip. She's super stoked for the kids to meet
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Brady in person, and she hopes the visit will go
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: well so when he comes home, they'll already be familiar
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: with him, which is probably they are married, but it
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: is problematic they are. So they go to pick him
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: up and the kids are like, oh when they kiss
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: in the car, which is cute. So it was like,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: I want to see y'all kids. He didn't say yeah,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: because his name's Ryan. Of course he wants to see
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: them making out in the front. So he gives the
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: kids big hugs and he says being the stepfather is
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: a big deal to him. It's a big role. He's
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: more of a father figure because they have a father,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: but he's there to be a disciplinarian and show them
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: right and wrong and be a role model. I didn't
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: like that term disciplinarian either me neither, Like, you can't
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: come in straight out of prison telling my kids what
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: the fuck to do. Aren't you still on parole? You
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: got somebody telling you what to do. You're trying to
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: tell my kids what to do. Yeah, I don't like it.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: And he says, you know, I feel like if I
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: had a better dad role model, then I would have
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: turned out better. So that makes me want to be
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: sure that my kids and my stepkids don't get the
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: short end of the stick. And we're going to be
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: packing a lot into these forty eight hours. Of course,
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, is he talking about when they
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: have a kid? No, I forgot. He's already got the
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: two kids, and I'm sure they're going to get pregnant. Oh,
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: I'm sure, if not already. So Corey is supposed to
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: come and bring his daughters to see him there, he's
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: excited and nervous to see them. It's been five years.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: He left when they were six and it has heard
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: him very bad to be away from them, and he
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: knows it's been very hard on the kids too.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: I wish I knew a little bit more about Corey's backstory,
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: like does she have a really good job or does
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: she marry someone with a really good job?
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Because she looks really good.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: She's got our hair extensions, she's got our bulltox. The
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: kids look great. So someone somewhere is.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Doing pretty good.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because Pearson and her kids look like it's.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Like they're living a little bit of different lifestyles live
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: mostly definitely a different task brack. So now after they swim,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: they get back in the room and Riot is just
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: being a six year old little boy and he's like, ah,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: like banging on the door and his sister's in the bathroom,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: which my kids are twenty three and twenty one and
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: they still do the same thing. Yeah, And he's like corrected, like,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: you know, father, your sister in the bathroom, like that's inappropriate.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: And I was like I don't like that.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: I'm like, look, you're not in prison where you can't
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: drop the soap, okay, Like calm down there a little bit,
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Like yeah, he's taking it a little bit so I
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: don't like someone. I feel like he's going to be
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: hard on her kids.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't like it because you don't have
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: any parenting experience whatsoever.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Well, and then this is also your first time meeting them.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: You don't shouldn't be interacting with them like that.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: I agree at all. I agree. So he goes to
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: head downstairs of the talking head. He says, it's overwhelmed.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: He goes to the car, and I thought something was
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: gonna happen, but it didn't. Too next morning, she says,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: we tried to fool around in the bathroom, but we
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: couldn't make noise or get it in. The kids were
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: right there. I was like, Eh, we didn't try hard enough.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, I thought that would be pretty easy to do.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, the kids are asleep, bang it out, and
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: you're in the bathroom. You're in the bathroom. Yeah, So
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: I was talking to Eddie says, Corey is supposed to
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: be bringing the kids. I met Corey when I was
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: graduating high school and I was just starting on my
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: pill addiction. We argued and bickered a lot, and I'm
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: sure a lot of it was my fault. And then
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: he says something that. You know, I notice all the time,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: my daughters were six whenever I left. No, no, not
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: whenever you left. My daughters were six when I left.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: You did not go off to war, You were not
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: in the army or anything like that. No, but it's
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: the whinever. I hate when people say that, and it's
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: I know it's a colloquialism, and it's like Britney on
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: the Valley does it because she's from Kentucky. But he
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: says my daughters were six whenever I left. No, Oh,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: you met the word whenever, yees seems to be when
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: I left. My daughters were six when I left. Yeah,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: but not whenever. You're okay, Drozie crazy, Kisha, Drissie crazy.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: But you know, we always have to dumb things down,
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: you know how you have to dumb things down sometimes
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: for me, Well, you gotta go a couple of steps dumber.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: For these people. Okay, you know what I mean. He
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: can we should just speak like he can talk. It's
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: like Brittany on the Valley, which she'll be like, you know,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: I'm crazy only two whenever Jack left, I'm like, no,
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: when Jack's left, not whenever. Okay, anyway, I want to
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: get over it. So so he says, now his kids
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: are like little adults, and he's nervous and he wants
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: to build back their bond. All right, good luck. So
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: they are hoping that when Corey comes, she'll watch all
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: the kids so they can have some alone time. Why
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: would go do that? No, no, no, no, no no, why
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: me Cory do that?
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: And number two, you should be spending time with your kids,
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: so you haven't seen since you've been locked up.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: They should all be together together.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Like literally, you saw your new wife's kids before you
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: saw your own kids, right right, which is fucked up
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: within itself.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: So they take the kids to an arcade and then
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: it's like, also, there's like a place where you could
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: dress up and get your nails done for kids. It
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: was un there too, it was yeah, anyway, it's a
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: place for kids. So Corey calls him and says, yeah,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: we're not gonna make it. Remington has swollen lymph nodes
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: and has to get an ultrasound on her lypt nodes.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: He's like, whoa, that's terrible. You know, keep me posted
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: and the talking here since like I got them a
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: room and everything, and I'm really frustrated that it's last minute.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: I'm sure she knew before right now that they had
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: to do this, like they should have already been on
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: the road like. I mean, she's not wrong, but probably was,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: like I don't want to do this, but just assume
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: that this is correct. Let's just say the kid had
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: a swoln lyph node. You went to the er this
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: morning and they did not know. I mean, you know, yeah,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: it can happen. Yeah, So we're talking to dad. He says,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: I want to find out what's going on with my child.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know if this is true. You know, I
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: want to jump in the gard and see what's going on.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: But you know, no, you don't have dad. You can't
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: do well, you don't have a driver's license. You he's
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: on a he's on an ankle monitor. Yes, you can't
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: do anything but make phone calls. Okay, let's move on
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: to Rich and Felicia. This was wild. I think she's
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: drunk or high all the time. She's always like that.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: So too, it's she's all of a sudden become real,
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: eyes closed, talking and slurry.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but there was one part where she
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: was talking and the Sicilian, the Cajun, the new Orleans,
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: the Black Snid, We're all mixed together, and I was like, uh,
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: we seriously need subtitles right now, because what the fuck
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: is she saying there?
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: There's many times where I just like wrote a blank
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: because I didn't know what she said.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Look, a New Orleans accident is enough, you don't have
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: to add all these other ones. So I was like,
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: what is she what is she doing? I don't we
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: don't know how she talks.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: We don't know. It's like it's like Kara of Kara
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: and Guillermo on ninety Day Fiance. She'll just be normal
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: and she goes okay, like you know, I'm like, okay,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: it's very now you're now you're a Dominican. What are
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: you doing? Yeah, hey Hilaria Baldwin, Yes exactly, So all right,
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: so Richard Felicia. So they're going shopping and she comes out,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: she goes, she goes, this is this is my first
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: time seeing myself in a full mirror and things don't
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: feel like they used to. And he just goes, oh, well,
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: they just went clothes smaller now, and she's like okay
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: and they laugh. That was so nice, and he's like,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: I don't mind buying you these things. But he looks
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: at the tag goes, that's a lot for like what
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: it is. And it was. It was right, It was
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: like a matching set. It was one hundred and fifteen.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: And I was like, go to target.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: You can found out a target and gotten like lots
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: of things, lots of things.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why are they at this boothiaque I don't know.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know. So she and her talking to me,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: She goes, I'm excited to be out and go shopping,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: but now I'm a bit chonky since I went into
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: prison when I was seventeen, and yeah, rich she used
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: to help me buy some stuff, you know, and this
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: is why I wrote. She's kind of slurring and she says,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: growing up Sicilian men take on Mason kind of a roll.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Are you saying masculine? She says, I wrote mass of something.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Masculinity is what she was trying to say, but she
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: doesn't know the word. Okay, takes some roll. They treat
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: the women like queens. They take care of their women
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: and the property, and that's how I want to be treated.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: But her eyes closed. I was like, what's going on
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: with you, girl? Well, my eyes were wide open when we.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Saw her mom and dad and her cagins look like
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: he's doing any of the things that she just listened
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: because you're her mom looked like a mythhait so. And
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: they looked like they don't have any property. They looked
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: like they were living out of their car.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: So I don't know if she watched a bunch of
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Sicilian movies and on the inside, because that is not
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: her life.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: On the outside right at all. So she continues to
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: try and close and the phone rings and it's like,
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: you have a call from an inmate, Da da da,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: And it's her manager. And she's like, okay, so you
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: just been mommy again. She said something I didn't understand,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: but been mummy. You're talking head, She reminds us. In prison,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: she had over twenty men and she was booked every
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: hour with FaceTime calls. It was a business. She had
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: a manager and an assistant. And so he goes, who
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: is that? That was my manager? He's like what, because
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: it's so stupid. He could have just she could have
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: just said her name.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: And she goes, I told her to go ahead and
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: send me some money. And he goes, why, She goes,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: I need clothes. I need a new phone. And he says,
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: why are you still talking to these people? And like
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: you're pressing me to show divorce papers, but you're still
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: talking to these dudes from prison. She goes, well, I'm
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: not with them people. It's just conversation. It's just finesse,
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: which he goes too, does these men do these men
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: think she's still in prison? Probably so yep. So he goes,
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I understood it while you were in jail, Like I
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: got it. Like, I fine, it's a business. He goes,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: but not you didn't want to send her money. No,
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: he goes, but not now I don't get it. Why
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: are you still doing that? She goes, I need money
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: and he goes, okay, so I have no money, and
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: she goes, you ain't you You not bought me, no gift,
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: no nothing. And then she says, now she's right, she's right.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: She's not wrong because, I mean, because we see it
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: all the time. Usually the guys have their women like
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: set up like yes, here's your bone, here's yeah, here's
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: a little bit of money.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, he really hasn't done shit. She goes, you
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: hadn't bought me, no gift, no nothing, And she goes
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: like what if the roles were reversed. What if I
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: was holding you down and then you came out and
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: then I give you like a welcome home present. But
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: I ain't get that, and I ain't see no proof
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: of divorce and nothing. No, we don't be together. He's like,
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: speak clearly because you are slurring and I don't know
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: what the fuck you're saying. Yeah, I don't know if
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: she's drunk or spoken pots. She can't be. But she
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: has to get drug tested. We don't know. But maybe
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: she doesn't because she's in there for a violent crime.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: She was in there for an armed robbery. Yeah, not drugs.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: M H. Sylvan talking to Eddy tells us. He goes,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: I don't understand this, Like this has starting to seem
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: like she's trying to guilt me, and I've been taking
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: a whole lot of bullshit from her in the last
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: few days. He has, in a way, but he knew
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: what he was getting. I don't think he thought that
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: she was this. Remember, he thinks that she's this sweet, little.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: Innocent gonna come out follow him everywhere.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, sir, no, sir, you.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Know he can mold her, He can mold her, but no, no, no, no,
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: you got.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: An untamable horse over here, like you got a problem. Yeah.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: So now we go over to Aunt Stephanie's for a
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: crawfish boil and her brother Frankie, who we've never seen,
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: new brother who this comes up and he looks like
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: he came right from the guts, the guts gutters.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: These people, I don't, I don't know what they are.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: They most definitely look like they're from the swamp. They
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: look like swamp people like this.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: I'm sure that Cecilia's are like, stop saying you're I'm
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: sure they do.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: Please stop doing this, like because these people they all
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: look none of them look like they could pass the
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: drug tests.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: About this weed I'm talking about. I think Aunt Stephanie
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: sees to be the only I think she's holding that
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: she's the glue holding this family together.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: She needs some glue for that hair. But yes, she
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: is the most normal of the family. The hair keeps
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: the hair is something else.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: It's something like it's a choice. It's a choice. So
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: this brother Frankie comes over and so she is talking
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: to Haley and Hailey, your cousin is Stephanie her aunt.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Uh Haley also seems Stephanie doesn't seem drunk, but Hailey
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: and and Felicia both seemed drunk. Yes, most definitely. And
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: she's saying, I gotta get I gotta get proof of
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: this divorce. I get proved this divorce. And Stephanie goes, well,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: I'll just go ask him right now, and they go,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: I mean no, no, not right now, and they well.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: It's kind of like when you tell your mom something
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: and she goes right to the person and.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Says, yeah, it was was that, yeah, yeah, And so
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Stephanie goes, no, I'm gonna go ask him right now.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: So she goes up to him and goes, hey, Rich,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: we need to see proof, proof and paperwork of your divorce.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: And she goes, you know, Rich, it's public record, so
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: I could just look it up. He goes absolutely, yeah,
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: please do.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't have a badge like Claudia, It says
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: divorced has there acting like he walks around with like
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: the paperwork like no, And then it's not her aunt's business,
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: it's not her cousin's business either.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. And but I like how he laughed right
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: and her face and goes, hey, day, please do do it.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: But we know now that he's been divorced twice. Somebody
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: looked it up.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: I felt like he told us that at the beginning, though,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: but maybe not. I don't remember.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: All I can remember from the beginning with him and
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: him crying with that psychic reader.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: That's all I remember that was. Yeah, so she goes,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: if you're still married and mess up with my baby,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: we're going to have some problems, you know that, And
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: he goes, that sounds weird. So that sounds like something
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: a weirdo would do. And I was trying to understand
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: what I think he means, like that sounds weird that
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: I would be married and messing with her. I think
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: he's saying like that sounds like something a weirdo would do,
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: and I'm not doing that.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: And I like the fact that they are all up
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: in his face about this, as if this is.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Some sweet, innocent Oh, my.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Nieces graduated from college, she went on a full ride.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: She's got this enters. Just got out of jail, like prison. Yes,
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: she's been there for like what eleven years?
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, they're not surprise here, right, Well, that's what
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: they're acting like. Yeah, So the talking had the productions
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: like are you divorced? He goes, yeah, I'm divorced. I'm
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: divorced as fuck. I'm so divorced. And he goes, you know,
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: I'm triggered in a few ways, because number one, he
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: never goes to the many ways. He just gives it
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: the number one. He says, I am a private individual,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: and multiple people questioning me about this shit. This is barried,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: this is in my past, and I don't have to
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: explain myself to them.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: Well, he's right, but he also Megan markleds like, I
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: want a private life, but here I.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Am on a reality TV show. Where's the camera? Yes?
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Good point. So and he walks off and he's taking
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: off his mic and he goes, he goes nobody nobody
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: walks around with divorce papers, like this is a bullshit.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: He's storming off and she's like, where are you going?
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: He goes, and she goes, where are you going? You
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: got me fucked up for really, you better come back.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: And he just walks off.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: It's like this is great, and this poor guy hasn't
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: even gotten a hand job. He is very frustrated.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: I've had one little makeout, one little bit, that's it.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: He's just showing to enjoy's crawfish.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: And then here comes all these people, her fucking aunt
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: looking like the predator, fucking with her hair like that,
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: asking avor papers.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: It's a lot. I don't like him, but I felt
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: him in this moment. I don't know why somebody and
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: all the times they've seen him, they have had off
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: time where they could have just done a quick google
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: of the court system to find to find his information.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: They've got his full name, look him up. It's easy, okay,
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: all right, Kaylee and Michael. I'm sick of them. So
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: she is saying, I feel bad about yesterday, about the
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: big family fight when my mom was dressed like a cow,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: and never forget. And I do have guilt about running
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: up his credit cards. I do. But then at my
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: house he kicked my mom out and he acted like
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: a psycho. And we're just learning to adjust to each other,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: you know. And I'm excited though, because we have a
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: date night tonight and we haven't had one since he's
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: been out. But I don't know. Now he's got the
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: bank statements. He's questioned me about that, but it's just money.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: She's just she played him. She played him, She really
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: did so. When talking to her, she says, I learned
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: my bad money habits from my mother Laurie. And you know, also,
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: I've got to go see him today because yesterday when
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: he jumped out of my car, he didn't realize it
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: was lifted and he messed up his knee and we
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: see him limping into the limping halfway house. That's not good.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: He's a personal trainer. So they talk with me. They
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: talk on the phone and she goes, I've got a
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: knee brace. Is like, I'm going to bring it to
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: you at the halfway house and he goes okay. She goes,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: you can be able to come out and see me.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: He goes, I don't know. You could leave it at
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: the front desk. She's like, well, driving all the way
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: over there. So she sees him and gives it to
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: him and goes, okay, here you go. He goes all right.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: She goes, good luck with your job interview and he
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: goes fine, and she goes, I've got you a knee
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: brace and these like light it came past this. He goes,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: thank you. She's okay, that's all I'm going to get.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Like I came all this way. I came way out
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: of my way to give this to you, and he goes, Okay,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: it's the least you could do. You're my wife. You
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: know you've done a lot for yourself. This is the
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: least you could do for me. Yeah, not totally, man.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: She makes it hard to defend her. She does, she
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: really does. And what was with her makeup? Her makeup
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: is always crazy, just so much. I understand what she
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: and this is coming from me and I'm half a
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: drag queen. But this was a lot and it wasn't
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: It wasn't done right. I don't know. It's too much.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: It's too much like rouge, too much lipstick, too much,
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: too much. It didn't it's like cake. It's like white
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: and cakey. Yea, yeah, it's It was weird. It was
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: very weird. So they're talking head. She says no, and
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: they're talking head. He says sorry. She's forty two thousand
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: dollars in debt because she can't budget. And I've looked
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: at all the bank statements and there are times when
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: she spends twelve hundred dollars a month on coffee. How
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: did this? Bishon? I have a heart attack. I'm like, somebody, heffy,
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: somebody did the math and They're like, if there's a
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: month that she spends twelve hundred dollars on coffee, there
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: are days when she's having five coffees a day from Starbucks.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: There's the days that she doesn't get to do anything
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: but drink the coffee and be on the pot. Because
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: that's a lot of coffee. Like I would be able
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: to leave the bathroom.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: That's a lot. Yeah, that's not healthy at all. And
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: it could just be Starbucks charges that he's seeing and
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: he doesn't know if they're coffee. It could be she
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: went in to grab a breakfast sandwich, then she went
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: in to grab lunch, and then she went and got
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: up dcaft and then she went in and grabbed two waters,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: and she could just be like the Starbucks is next
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: to where she works, and she buys everything there. No,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: it's a lot, it's good lot. So he points out
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: all the things she said she would do. Oh, you
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: told me you were gonna help me get a car.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: I don't have a car. You have a brand new car.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: You told me you were gonna get my debit and
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: credit cards all set up so I would come out
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: with no debt and ready to go and hit the ground. Running.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: All I want from you is honesty. Yeah. So he
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: limps back off to the halfway house.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: So we have a situation here where the person on
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: the outside was doing all the prison talking.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. She played him like a fiddle, old baby,
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: I got you. I'm gonna do this for you, baby,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: don't worry. Don't worry baby. Well it's a little bit
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: like Bonita and that she thought she had time to
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: fix what she had done, and she did not have
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: quit tapping at your desk. Oh so sorry, it was
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: like tap tap tap, tap tap tap. I was uncramping
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: my toes. I didn't even realize you get carried. Sorry,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: So his mom, who has somehow decided now she's Pippy
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: long Stocking. Why what is current references only? Why is
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: she wearing these pigtails? What's happening the tube top, the
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: tube top pigtail power.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: She's margining us with the power of the pigtails.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, she looking.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: At her, she looks like she's just as stupid as
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: all the other people.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: But she's one of the smartest people to ever be
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: on the show. We liked her. And now what are
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: you doing, girl? What are you doing? She just looks bad.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: But everything that comes out of her mouth is right.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's just it's I don't midlife crisis.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: It's hot there. But you could go for the booty tail,
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: one of the nice little kid bun a bun.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, lots of options, but this is what she chose
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: to show up wearing on television.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so they picked them, she picks them up. They're
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: going to the interview, and he explains, Oh god, you know, Kaylee,
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: I'm so mad at her. She's trying to say that
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: I put her forty two thousand dollars in debt. You know,
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: I walked out of prison. I walked into prison with
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: no debt, and I wanted to walk out and start
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: out on a good foot. And god, she's there's months
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: or she spent twelve hundred dollars on coffee, and her
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: mom goes and she spends a lot at that makeup store,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: but not on makeup lessons, not on the way to
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: apply it. But she's got some experience, I mean, and
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: they will help you out. But I think she thinks
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: she knows it all. Yeah, but mom makes a great point.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: It says, she sets you up for failure. She did did, Yeah,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: she really did so. Then mom Angel says, so, are
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: you excited to meet Pat? So Pat is her boyfriend
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: of six years, and he goes, yeah, I never even
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: met him. She goes, that's your fault. You were in prison.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: She said the truth. Yeah, Pat, her boyfriend, Pat owns
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: an HVAC company and he has a position open for
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: a part driver. And she goes, don't do anything to
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: embarrass herself or meet and go get this job.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: So he's like, yes, thank god for his mom, because yeah,
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: had he gotten out of prison and didn't have his mom,
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: he'd be totally fucked right now.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so and so the talking head Angel says,
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Kaylee spent too much money on shit she didn't need,
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: like that car, like that Mommy makeover, like the coffees,
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: like Sephora. She says, too much money on shit she
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: doesn't need. And now he's in trouble.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: I really thought that we were going to make it
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: through one episode and we didn't talk about the Mommy makeover.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Well, it has to be mentioned. It has to be mentioned. Okay,
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: it was one of the worst Mommy makeovers. We see.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: It wasn't worth whatever she paid, so you know it
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: wasn't Pat comes out and they meet. He seems like
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: a perfectly nice guy. He uh, he looks like he
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: seems like he owns an HVAC company. He does, he does.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: He shows him around. He says, let me get your resume,
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: and Pat says, you know to drive the truck for parts, like,
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: you're going to need a license, and he goes, I'm
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: going to get it today. And he says there'll be
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: no favoritism because I date your mom. I'll treat you
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: like anybody else. And Michael says, I really appreciate because
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: having a job is a big key to my sobriety,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: which is my main focus. Been sober six years. He says,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: I want to stay out. I want to do right.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: I want to make my mother proud. Thank god your mom.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Fucked the boss because you got yourself a job that's
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: right and God yes, tucking at.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Pat goes, it was awkward meeting Angel's son for the
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: first time. You know, he's been in prison and stuff,
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: and I do have reservations. He's a hustler, so he's
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: going to have to work extra hard to prove he's
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: suitable and capable of doing the job. And Pat tells him, okay,
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: everything's great. You can start on Wednesday, and uh in
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: the top ahead. You know, Michael goes, I really appreciate,
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: you know, getting this opportunity with Pat. You know, HVAC
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: is king in Arizona obviously, so having this job could
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: really set me on a good course. Okay, good, Okay.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: They get in the car and he says, he got
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: the job. He's gonna have to go to the DMV.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: He can start Wednesday, and Mom says, here's your bank card,
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: and we're reminded that she had invested money for him,
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: and this is the big part that's got that money
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: with both of their names on it. What is it
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: like fourteen thousand? It was fourteen thousand okay, and so
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: he says great. So he goes to the DMV and
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: he tells us he did have six thousand dollars in
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: DMV fines. Wow before what he did before he went in.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: I guess he just never paid him and they just accumulate.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: You know, it gets worse. So but Kaylee paid most
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: of it for him, So he hopes when he goes
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: in it's going to be about one thousand, so he'll
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: still have all his money left.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: So he comes and Remember this is what she has
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: told him, that it should be just about it. That
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: he's only gone a boy, what Kaylee has told him
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: once again, and here we go.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: But again, why is it her job to pay his
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: six thousand dollars in fine? And I agree with.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: You one hundred percent, which she should have just said
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: that I'm not going to be responsible for paying your fines.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: I can't do it. Yeah, she lied, she lied and
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: said she died. So he comes out. He's so mad.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: He's like, yes, I got the driver's license, but the
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: six thousand dollars was not paid, so almost half the
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: money he had on that card with his mom is
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: now gone. Okay, so he's mad. All right, Well we
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: got to end with our throuffole and again it's just
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: non stop. Next time, Mom, we're going to see you together.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Next time, Mom, we're going to see it together. When
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: are we ever going to see it together?
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: How many more episodes are left in the season because
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: we still have a couple we haven't met yet.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: We haven't met yet? Right, all right, it's goddess movement, Bonnito.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: So Gigi and Mumu are talking in that park and
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: where her dogs are running wild and running the up.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: I had a listener write me and said she lives
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: in Baltimore and the unleashed dogs is really a thing.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: And she had one like bite her bite her dog,
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: like unleash dog. They don't have a leash law. I
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: guess they don't have a leash law. Everywhere should have
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: a leash law. I know, I hate it. It's me
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: so bad. When I go on the beach and I
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: see a dog, I'm like, well, we have to leave.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: You just don't know. Yeah. So they're talking and he's saying,
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: she's sang like, okay, who all was at your mom's house?
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: He goes, my sisters, my mom, my, stepdad, dream and
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: dere and uh that was it. And she goes, why
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: didn't you send a picture? He goes, oh, you know,
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: my phone was geeking and I didn't think about it.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: And then deor like spilled the tea and we had
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: to wipe it up and it was a big thing.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: She's right there.
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: That's why he was in prison because he's not a
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: criminal mastermind and he couldn't even get this shit straight.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: The little girl spilled tea on the phone.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: He didn't even have to add that part. He goes,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: and so that it wouldn't work, and so she goes, okay,
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: she goes, I don't. She goes, I don't believe you. Okay, yeah,
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: and he goes, what, I cannot believe you don't believe me.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: I would never ever lie to you, never, And she goes, okay,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: So none of the baby mamas were there, and he goes, no,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: my mom had already gone and gotten the girl. So
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: the no, they were not there at all, not at all.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: He should have just said, yeah, the mom has brought
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: them over. Yeah. I mean she can't get mad at that. Yeah,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean that makes somewhat of sense
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: that the moms would be there. And she goes, okay,
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: I believe you. She hugs him, and he hugs your
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: back and says, you're the only one I want to
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: be with that, and he goes She's like, all right,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: like quit talking, and then she says, I'm giving him
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: a pass this time, but it's a first and last
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: pass because I don't know if I believe him, and
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: talking Toddy, he goes, I don't want to break her heart,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: but I am trying to keep control of this situation.
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: You're losing control at every ticking moment, you are losing
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: more and more control. And we don't know if Banita's
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: on this green scooter looking for you all in town.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Just we don't. We don't know at all. I will
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: scoop my ass around this town on that scooter, which
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: meant that. Okay. So now Banita, she goes to a
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: bar and she before she sits down the way to
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: looks I get you something. She goes, I need two
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: limon drops and two stocks and toquila with line.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: She's ready well because she's been riding a round all
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: day looking for him in a lift.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: She's exhausted. Literally. Yeah. So her friend's named c s
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: e A like the ocean it was. It was strawd A.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: It was s A d E s A D I
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: wrote s e A. I saw s A d E.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Oh okay. I was watching a screener saying, here's this
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: frob her friend, her friend. Her friend. Her friend arrives
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: and she's a high pooky Hostinky Funny names the name
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: the name. So she tells her friend about sending Mumu
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: to the urgent care because it's tooth her. But now
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: I haven't heard from him, and I'm talking to Anita
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: says he better be in jail or in a hospital
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: for going something like this. And I do not want
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: to ignore my intuition with him being with another woman.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: And I feel like I'm on a six flags rollercroaster
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: and I'm just up and down on my stomachurs and
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: I'm just clenching my ass together. Yeah. Look, here's the thing.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: We all know that feeling.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: We all know that family because a man has done
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: something to us that we get that exact we know.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: We just know. You just feel nauseous, like what's gonna happen?
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: You do? Yep? And his mother won't say where he is.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: And the friend goes, he'll hang himself at the end
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: of the day. He'd give him enough rope, he's gonna
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: hang himself. And so now all of a sudden, they're
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: getting like takeout boxes for their food, but we never
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: saw them ordery food. So she goes, I'm gonna call
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: his mother. So she calls Takita and she goes, so,
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: what have you heard from him? Ites? Well, last I
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: heard his tooth was really bothering him and he was
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: gonna take some advil and get some rest. And she goes,
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: where where was he going to get the rest? And
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: mom goes, I'm not sure where he was going. I
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: didn't ask him, and then they did, and I have
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: this set up for her. They just don't like. Banita
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: is two steps ahead of him, and she goes, so, Nikita,
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: now did you take the car or did he take
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: it when he left? And Nikita goes, well, we came
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: and got the car because it needed an oil change. Okay,
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: all right, that couldn't wait. Uh huh, And Anita goes,
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: I just thought you would have told me that you
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: were coming to take it, because then I didn't have
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: a car, and Nikita goes, well, we didn't know how
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: long we were going to have it. We just thought
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: it was for that one thing, for you to go
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: get him. We thought it was like a short time,
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: and then we got it back. And so goes okay, great,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: talking to you, bye bye, and shook to her friend,
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: who's like that lady is lying. She lies as badly
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: as her I mean, she really does.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: She was a stuttering and I mean, no one for
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: you to have this elaborate scheme set up.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: They are not.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: He should have an answer for every question that they
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: would ask. Yes, he should have an alibi for everything.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: And he doesn't. Bunnita looks at her friend. She goes,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: I don't think she was being truthful. She will, and
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: her friend goes, she's just lower as herself. She lowered
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: to him. So in the car she starts yelling. She
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: gets in the car and she's like, I spent the
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: whole day. I could have been doing anything else, anything else,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: And she gets waffles are not gonna make themselves and
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: look look look she said, you get that go bro
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: out of my face. Goddamn it. I can't do this anymore.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: I am irritated. She is big mad Mary Payn.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: I promise you if I ever get on a reality show,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: I don't care what emotional state I am.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to turn the camera off. I know
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: you're not. I know you're not.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: You're gonna get every side angle, You're gonna get all
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: the emotions, all of it.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: Yes, give me, miammy. So now it's nighttime and Jiju
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: Mumu we're still together, and they're headache too. I guess
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: where she works her salon and she's going to do
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: it in an car and another uber. What's going on?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: And maybe these are always production vehicles, you know, okay,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: And so she's going to do his hair and he's like, oh,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: my mouth hurts, and now I got a headache. So
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: they're at the salon and as she's doing his hair,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: she says, I don't feel like i've seen you enough,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: like you went missing, and he goes, I already told
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: you about that. I've already told you about that, and
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: tonight you don't know. I might pop out for an
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: hour or two. This is part of my mental to
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: have my freedom, okay, And she goes, okay, well, but
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: you've been out seventy two hours and you only spend
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: about twelve hours with me, and I think you're trying
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: to manipulate me. Yes, and he goes, no, no, no, no, no.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: This is me saying I could come home, I could
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: go to a strip club, could go I don't know
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: why I said trip club when I just ments I
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: could go out and do things with people. I don't
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: know why I said that. But why can't she go
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: along if you're just going to a lounge? So did
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: she go? And I'll tell you what.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: Moving on his lives is starting to cause Gigi's look.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: To just go down. She looks like she has just been.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: She it has only been seventy two hours, and she
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: looks like she has gone through it. Her lashes aren't on,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: her hair isn't done, like he is sucking the soul
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: out of her.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he goes, listen, I can go out. I'm
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: gonna go change my clothes. I'm gonna take a couple
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: of shots. I'm gonna go out. And she goes, Okay, great,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: lock up when you leave, and she starts to walk up.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: He's like what, and she goes, enjoy your night out,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: lock up when you leave. It seems like she leaves
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: in there, but obviously she can't leave in there because
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: she has to lock up. Lock up? And what does
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: he keep walking around with this fucking shoe box? I
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: don't have you noticed a shoe box? Yeah, he's always
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: got a shoebox. Well, I'm like, is there cash in there? Like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it could be.
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  Speaker 2: What's in the I think we can find a better
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  Speaker 2: way to handle the situation. You look like a well
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: he is homeless. Yeah, it's just weird. He keeps, I'm
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: just glad he got his hair done, be too.
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  Speaker 1: It looks a lot better. So I'm talking head. She says,
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  Speaker 1: I fel overlooked, and the fact that he doesn't want
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  Speaker 1: to spend more time with me is just showing me
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  Speaker 1: how selfish he is. She drives off or gets in
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: an uber lit I don't anyway, they go separate ways.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: Now we see him on a diary cam at a
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: strip club throwing dollars at a girl's ass, and it
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: says five hours later. So he goes home to Gigi
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  Speaker 1: and it's ten thirty am, and he goes, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you just put me through Helen back, and you're still
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  Speaker 1: worried about strip clubs, and I gotta go, So I'm
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: gonna leave. I'm gonna go to my cousin's house. So
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: he leaves again that shoe with that shoebox.
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  Speaker 2: Shoebox and all like it's this emotional support animal shoebox.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so talking head, he says, last night, I went
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  Speaker 1: to the strip club and I felt free. I threw
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  Speaker 1: a few ones, and I came home and it was
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: like four in the morning, and she was yelling at me.
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  Speaker 1: And I feel like I'm spending the time I need
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: to with her and the other time outside of us.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: She should just understand, understand what which part.
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  Speaker 2: I think I think she can understand the going out,
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  Speaker 2: but it's the hours that she has no idea where
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: you are that's the problem.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he don't get it, and she so when he's
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: when he's leaving, she goes, where are you going? And
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: he goes, oh, you don't even know where I'm going.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: She says, if I find out you're with an OP
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: and did you notice at least on my screener it
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: said if I find out you're going with an OP
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: and in parentheses it said yes, opponent opponent. God, I
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: was trying to say opportunists, but my mind went blank.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: An opponent And he goes, I what OP? What op?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: She goes, you know what I'm talking about. She goes,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: if I find out you're with an OP, I'm not
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: fucking with you no more. And he goes, I don't
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: know what I'd sure so I'm talking to She goes,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: I don't like he's going to a lounge. He's going
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: to a strip club. And now he's picking and arguing
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: and uh and nine out of ten, I think it's
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: because he's messing with somebody else. You think, okay, good,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: you're all coming together now, Gigi. Yes, So he has
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: some Banitas. Now Banita's on the phone and she is
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: so mad about where he might be. She's like, she's like,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: he called me at one nineteen and then he sent
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: me a screenshot of a video with his dick in it.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: And she goes like he's gonna send me proof of
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: life and something foul like that, Like, bitch can get
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: that over here. I want to bite that thing off.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: And I feel like she will bite his dick off
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: and use it as like the fucking what are the
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: things that used to ask a mold for.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: Her dick waffles?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: Yes, she'll call it the moon moo, the mo moon.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Did you notice she's laying She's laying in the bed
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: with a hood over head. She's on the phone, she's
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: guzzling the water and there's an ice bucket and champagne
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: on the bed next to dour. What else would you
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: expect from Bonita? So funny, so funny. So she goes,
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna write him
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: on Instagram. And then she goes to look at him
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: on Instagram and it says twelve hours ago and he's
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: got his hair braided and he's out. She's like, she goes, now,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: I know something sneaky is going on on his Instagram.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: This man is hair he got he is outside, he
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: got his jewelry on, he got his outfit on, and
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: he got his hair done. Hair dumb in her mind,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: she's like, what girl did his fucking hair? She says,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: when I left him, he had prison clothes and a
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: nappy bun. And she goes and now it's been twenty
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: four hours. The sun beats you home. I ain't got
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: shit to say. I felt betrayed, I felt played with.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: And then she goes and beats up a cake for
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: no reason. Now, look, we need a little bit of
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: justice for that cake. I don't care what a man
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: has done. It is never that bad that you got
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: to fuck up a cake. Just eat the cake. Eat
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: the cake. Yeah, And then she puts the ring that's
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: the replacement fak ring on top of the cake. And
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: then we see him across more in a fake ring.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: He heads to her house and knocks on the door,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: you know, in the outfit he just left. Gigi's in
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: with his shoe box, knocks on the door.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: He has gotten no sleep, Maybe that's why he cares
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: around the shoe box maybe that's where he wrists.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: That's his resting spot.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: It is inside of the shoe box, because he could
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: probably fit because he's gotten no.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: Sleep at all. I mean he's been ripping and running
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: this whole time. He did comment on my Instagram reel
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: where you said he looked like a sixth grader. He
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: wrote under a not a sixth grader? Okay, seventh you're
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: not in high school.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, you don't look like you're your junior high I'll
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: give you seventh or eighth grade.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: That's it. Yeah, so funny, Okay, next time on Kirsten says,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: I'm I have a reason to be upset, and then
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: she and Corey have a fight and Corey tells her
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: to get the fuck out of her house. Cyrus says
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: to uh Diaz, Mom, Bliz, I hope you can see
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: us together being a couple. She's like, oh, get a
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: tooth brother. Then we see the girls, Felicia and her
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: girls seeing a mugshot of Rich. Okay, he didn't tell
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: me that. He didn't tell us that. I don't think
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: you have to tell that much to a prisoner. No,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry you don't. We see the same scene we've
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: now seen forty six times of Kaylee throwing a drink
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: at Michael. Yes, then we say, see this exact same
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: scene we've seen forty six times, which is Mumu and
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Gigi at a restaurant. Bonita arrives and says, please tell
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: me who the fuck you're in love with again, and
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: he says, I really do love both of you, and
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: it seems she throws ketchup and mustard on him. We've
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: been seeing it. We braids and his fresh braids. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: And then we see Bonita and Gigi do this talking
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: head together and again they've been saying this is coming
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: for weeks, so maybe that does happen next week. I
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, at this point it's not going to be
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: a surprise because we've seen it so many times.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: I know, I wish it would have been a surprise.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: I do too, Yes, doing is like this match sharp.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: He really tries to test our inner thug with some
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: of the ship that he does, because you know, we
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: ain't going anywhere.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: We're like and going nowhere. We will say, we will
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: say loyal, but we will talk bad about you, we
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: will talk shit, but we ain't going nowhere. Yeah, everybody,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: I hope you're also listening to our recaps and this
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: is Polly. It's kind of a bad show, but we
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: are COVID. It's not kind of a bad show. Okay,
• 1:09:26
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• 1:09:29
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• 1:09:32
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• 1:09:35
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• 1:09:38
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• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: Along with Keisha and I are doing a recap of
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: Welcome to Platform. We are in season four where uh
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: it's it got great and now it's getting sad again.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: It's getting sad again. Yeah. Yeah. This week for ninety
• 1:09:57
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• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: Craik Cray is going to be doing it with me.
• 1:10:03
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• 1:10:05
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• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: So it's just girl power over onchees all girls of it,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: all the time. I love it. Please.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: I'll say that too much, because moving might be trying
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: to heard girls girls over there.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: Oh ship. We might get a yahweh poetic trying to
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: end up into his call y yeah weeh Mary Payne.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: Y'all wait, too many, too many? All right? We will
• 1:10:37
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• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: bye bye