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The "Sick Day" Game That Saved Christmas! (Dad vs. Daughter) | Stay Outta My Fridge · Stay Outta My Fridge

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  Speaker 2: What was that? Never shaved the beard?
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  Speaker 3: No, never shave it, Never shave it?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's on record. I should I put a hat
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  Speaker 2: on or just go bald?
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  Speaker 3: Bald?
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  Speaker 2: Just go bald for the look? You thought you like
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  Speaker 2: the bald look? Yeah? Yeah? Why do you like it?
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  Speaker 3: Because you look like mister Clean? Bah?
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  Speaker 2: Do you know that? When I was growing up, I
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  Speaker 2: had a mister Clean T shirt that was fluorescent green?
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  Speaker 2: Really yeah. It was one of my favorite shirts and
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  Speaker 2: I can't find it and I should try to find
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  Speaker 2: it again. I know it's not in this side. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know where it ended up. I think Nima saw
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  Speaker 2: me wear it so many times that she took it
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  Speaker 2: and probably burned it. My other favorite shirt was a
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  Speaker 2: bright orange shirt that had one of the umpa lumpas
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  Speaker 2: from Willy Wonka and it was so cool. It worn't
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  Speaker 2: a lot. I liked bright colors. It was the nineties
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  Speaker 2: and that was a time when bright colors weren't cool.
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  Speaker 2: I tried to make it cool. Do you think I succeeded?
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  Speaker 3: No burn?
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  Speaker 2: So, oh hey, welcome back everybody. This is the State
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  Speaker 2: Out of My Fridge podcast, the only show where a
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  Speaker 2: dad and a daughter talk about well whatever we want leftovers,
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  Speaker 2: being sick. We're going to talk about hockey sweet seats,
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  Speaker 2: not like because it's sweet like treats, but it was
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  Speaker 2: a hockey sweet Christmas elves reaking havoc and why my
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  Speaker 2: beard is somehow not FDA approved? Right, Well, what's that
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  Speaker 2: look for?
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  Speaker 3: I don't FDA beats.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you one. You're older and you're here to
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  Speaker 2: help me from going on rants and I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: falling right? Interesting? So should we get right into it? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's been a week of sick them and sniffles, haven't it. Yep,
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  Speaker 2: we've both been battling cold. Avery's been sick, Sissy's been sick,
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  Speaker 2: Your mama's been sick. I mean talk about school. I
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  Speaker 2: mean this week last week was pretty much like a
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  Speaker 2: ghost town. Do you know what I mean by ghost town?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean, So sickness like a ghost town,
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  Speaker 2: like not that there's like not that there's people walking
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  Speaker 2: around with sheets on going.
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  Speaker 3: Oooh, nobody's at like schooler.
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  Speaker 2: There's nobody there. I mean, how many there was? Like
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  Speaker 2: what four people in your class? Some days? I was
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  Speaker 2: gonna say sick seven, but I really don't like saying that.
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  Speaker 3: There was only on Thursday we only had four kids
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  Speaker 3: in my class. That's ridiculous, seriously, because everybody got the cold,
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  Speaker 3: like actually sick and like like stomach bug and headaches.
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  Speaker 2: And let's be honest, when I'm sick, I'm a whimp.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if it hits me harder. I'm just
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  Speaker 2: not that tough.
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  Speaker 3: You're not that tough. What a bird, You're not that tough.
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  Speaker 2: I am a bit of a baby when I'm sick.
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  Speaker 2: I don't love it. Who likes being sick?
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  Speaker 3: I don't like being sick.
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  Speaker 2: But nurse likes being sick.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like being sick, but but I'm not a
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  Speaker 3: baby about it.
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  Speaker 2: That is really so you're telling me right before we
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  Speaker 2: got on this, you were to try a bite of
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  Speaker 2: chicken noodle soup homemade by the one and only Meg,
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  Speaker 2: one of the best chicken noodle soups around, and you
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  Speaker 2: didn't act like a little bit of a baby. We
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  Speaker 2: gave you a noodle.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't like the touch of it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, chicken noodle soup is super good when you're sick.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not sick.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, interesting, Okay, well you are feeling better, let's
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  Speaker 2: be let's let's go ahead and throw that out there.
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  Speaker 3: Right way better.
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  Speaker 2: But my nose is yeah, oh we could tell by
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  Speaker 2: your voice and kind of lent bought less coughs. Remember
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  Speaker 2: to help that.
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  Speaker 3: Because I can't breathe through my nose.
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  Speaker 2: You can help it. All I could do is wash
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  Speaker 2: your hands for a little bit longer.
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  Speaker 3: I can't breathe through my nose. That's why I can't
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  Speaker 3: help talking like this got you?
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  Speaker 2: I got you? Interesting? So who sounded worse you think
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  Speaker 2: trying to talk over the last couple of weeks, mir
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  Speaker 2: or you b Yeah, you sounded pretty bad, not great.
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  Speaker 3: I was always coughing over there.
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  Speaker 2: But at the end of the day, we try our
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  Speaker 2: best to take care of each other, right yep. I
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  Speaker 2: mean you don't wash your hands as much in the house,
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  Speaker 2: probably as much as you should. So who do you
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  Speaker 2: think got me sick?
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  Speaker 3: Cissy? I think so too, because she sat right next
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  Speaker 3: and she coughed all over you.
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  Speaker 2: She would she did, and I missed it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't see that.
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  Speaker 2: That's a b C and disgusting if you went like that.
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  Speaker 2: Did she do it on purpose? You think?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't think she wouldn't do that to me.
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  Speaker 3: Like she tried to cover her belt, but like her
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  Speaker 3: belt was still good, like a little over her elbow
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  Speaker 3: and she was glad.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, you just made it. You took a cough and
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  Speaker 2: made it to wish. All right, So Sissy got me sick?
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  Speaker 2: Who got you sick? I think Avery got you sick.
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  Speaker 3: Because I was hanging out with her and she starts, hmmm,
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  Speaker 3: just doesn't stop.
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  Speaker 2: Sharing is caring, but not with germs. We should not
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  Speaker 2: share that with.
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  Speaker 3: Each other, right, I was hanging out with Avery, though,
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  Speaker 3: so I would say it's okay with me a little
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  Speaker 3: bit because like it's a little bit better like sick.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how to explain this clearly.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like since I was hanging out with Avery
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  Speaker 3: and I got sick, I feel like it's not as
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  Speaker 3: bad because I was hanging out with Avery.
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  Speaker 2: So you're saying, hang your time hanging out with her
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  Speaker 2: is so awesome? That evil if it makes you get
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  Speaker 2: sick with a low grade fever. It's worth it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's love. That's crazy. You were coughing, though, But she.
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  Speaker 3: Doesn't usually play with the so that's why it's awesome. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I know, because she grew out of like barbies and stuff,
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  Speaker 3: so she doesn't really play with me anymore.
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  Speaker 2: That makes me sad.
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  Speaker 3: She usually sits on her phone and on TV and
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  Speaker 3: takes naps, like she's turning into sissy.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna have two of them, yeah, on real, and
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  Speaker 2: then soon enough we're gonna have three of them.
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  Speaker 3: And then we're gonna have two again. Sissy's moving out.
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  Speaker 2: She's not moving out for a while. She's gonna live
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  Speaker 2: here while she goes to college. Let's be real.
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  Speaker 3: Let's not be real. She's not going to Yeah she is.
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  Speaker 2: You heard it here first. But you were coughing so wild,
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  Speaker 2: so crazy through your sleep throughout the day. It was
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  Speaker 2: almost like you were trying to summon a dragon or something.
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  Speaker 2: I bet you that dragon's name was Clarence.
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  Speaker 3: This morning, I was coughing so hard that I gagged
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  Speaker 3: probably like three times.
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  Speaker 2: That's the worst.
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  Speaker 3: Like when you gag, it's just such a gross feeling.
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  Speaker 3: It's like it makes my stomach.
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  Speaker 2: Hurt mine too thinking about it.
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  Speaker 3: I can't do it. But like I still gagged because
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  Speaker 3: I was coughing so hard. I was inhaling too much air.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently, all right, we talked last week, what came after Thanksgiving?
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  Speaker 2: Let's talk about him. Where have they been, what have
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  Speaker 2: they been doing?
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  Speaker 3: I'll talk about everywhere they could.
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  Speaker 2: All right, talk about where they've done, and then we're
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  Speaker 2: going to get to the embarrassing moment where you were
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  Speaker 2: calling the l's by the wrong names.
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  Speaker 3: Ginger Snap. Ginger Snap was astronaut Blizzard this world Blizzard
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  Speaker 3: was if I got it, I got to you just
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  Speaker 3: said blizzard was. No Blizzard was the astronaut. My sister's
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  Speaker 3: of Ginger Snap was lifeguard. In my elf, Cupcake was a.
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  Speaker 2: Swimmer girl scuba divers.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but today I asked them in the my mailbox
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  Speaker 3: first hand.
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  Speaker 2: Back it up. Not everybody might know what your mailbox is.
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  Speaker 2: What is this mailbox at your space?
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  Speaker 3: So my mailbox I take it out every year. So
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  Speaker 3: it's a little like like it looks like a mailbox,
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  Speaker 3: but it doesn't have the pool, and it has like
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  Speaker 3: that thing that comes up it's like a flag.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, the mailbox flag. Yep. And it's a The whole
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  Speaker 2: mailbox is aluminum. What's the design on it?
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  Speaker 3: Like pinks and stuff?
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty cute.
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  Speaker 3: And then when I open it, I can put little
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  Speaker 3: notes inside, and my house put notes in it, and
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  Speaker 3: I put my note yesterday if they could go back
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  Speaker 3: to their original outfits because I love their original outfits.
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  Speaker 2: So you like the original ones better than the ones
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  Speaker 2: that you boy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's so iconic to them, like they came
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  Speaker 3: in those outfits.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So I asked that in the mailbox last night if
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  Speaker 3: they could, and I found out this morning that they
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  Speaker 3: went back to their original outfits.
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  Speaker 2: Did you read me a note or something that they
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  Speaker 2: left you the other day too?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I want to say you were talking about the original outfits,
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  Speaker 2: how they went back there after you left the No.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I get them a new outfit every year, so
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  Speaker 3: it's like they have a They probably each have a
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  Speaker 3: whole entire dresser of all their clothes that gave that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, thankfully they're small, so it's a small dresser. I
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  Speaker 2: would imagine it would it be a big dresser. Let
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  Speaker 2: me ask you this, what would you picture the first
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  Speaker 2: thing that pops in your brain? What does an elf
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  Speaker 2: on the shelves. Dresser, look like, what color, what material?
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  Speaker 2: How many draw do they have underwear in there?
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna think, I'm gonna think about what cupcakes would be.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's go cupcake? What do we got?
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  Speaker 3: Cupcakes would be purple?
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  Speaker 2: Of course, because of course.
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  Speaker 3: Because that's if you you don't know, but I don't.
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  Speaker 3: You are talking to them.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you're looking at me and coffin like you're trying
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  Speaker 2: to summon to drag it.
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  Speaker 3: You don't know. I don't know why I keep on saying,
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  Speaker 3: if you don't know, my elf is purple purple, So
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  Speaker 3: that's why. And I think it's probably not very big.
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  Speaker 3: It's probably like eight inches.
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  Speaker 2: With eight inches the dresser, Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 3: The width is eight inches probably okay, and the length
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  Speaker 3: is probably four inches.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. How many drawers do you think? Two? Four, six eight?
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  Speaker 2: Who do we appreciate six? Seven because your only two drawers?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So what goes on there's like.
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  Speaker 3: A big closet part and then there's two drill drawers
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  Speaker 3: on the bottom, so.
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  Speaker 2: They hang up the outfits on the on the one
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  Speaker 2: part on the racks.
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  Speaker 3: Like there's a coat hanging rack. And then you just
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  Speaker 3: hang up their clothes there, okay, and then on the bottom.
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  Speaker 3: I think they're underwear. Everybody needs that underwear and socks
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  Speaker 3: and one d and then the other one's going to
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  Speaker 3: be all their shoes.
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  Speaker 2: Is there any bras in there? Do you think that
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  Speaker 2: the elves have to wear them? What girls do?
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  Speaker 3: Right? Yeah? But they only seven years old?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, my elf so not yet.
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  Speaker 3: Sissy's elf is probably needs too, she's a little older.
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  Speaker 3: But my ELF's only seven, gotcha. I got her when
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  Speaker 3: I was two?
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  Speaker 2: Tracking okay, so what else? So so we know what
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  Speaker 2: you're you're picturing for your elf, all the outfits and
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  Speaker 2: there everything else. Do you think they use a full
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  Speaker 2: size washing machine or do you think they have special
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  Speaker 2: elves washing machines?
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  Speaker 3: I think they?
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  Speaker 2: Or do you do? Do they hand wash all their clothes?
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  Speaker 2: I would take forever?
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  Speaker 3: What I think is that? Ear me out? I think
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  Speaker 3: they don't wash their clothes because I love it. You
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  Speaker 3: don't wash your shorts?
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  Speaker 2: I don't put you in mind.
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  Speaker 3: You have a pair of shorts that you have haven't
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  Speaker 3: washed in over fifteen years?
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  Speaker 2: You said, not prove it.
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  Speaker 3: You have a pair of shorts. It was like yellow
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  Speaker 3: or something.
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  Speaker 2: What I don't even want a pair of yellow shorts.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's like a black never mind, it's like the
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  Speaker 3: black pearl and I know what black gray gray pair
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  Speaker 3: And they've got little pockets, yeah, pockets.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you said that.
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  Speaker 3: You haven't watched those in like fifteen years because they're
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  Speaker 3: good luck.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 3: Such a liar, because hear me out I again that
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  Speaker 3: they only wear them once a year, like when they
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  Speaker 3: come to our house?
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  Speaker 2: Might they wear my shorts once a year? My lucky shirt?
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  Speaker 3: Talking about your talking about the elf?
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  Speaker 2: So you think the elves just rock them for a
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  Speaker 2: month and they don't wash them because they're good luck,
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  Speaker 2: which is okay, But then what are the elves wearing
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  Speaker 2: when they're not wearing the og costumes are the ones
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  Speaker 2: that you buy them? What would you picture cupcakes rocking
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  Speaker 2: the other eleven months of the year. Her skirt, she
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  Speaker 2: just rocks a skirt, the same skirt, different skirts. What
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  Speaker 2: color is this skirt? Purple?
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  Speaker 3: Still probably purple?
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  Speaker 2: You don't think she gets sick of wearing purple around Christmas?
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  Speaker 2: She mixes it up a little bit. Maybe I want
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  Speaker 2: to wear yellow, I want to wear some green. I
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  Speaker 2: want to wear some brown. I want to wear some chukker. No,
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  Speaker 2: none of that.
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  Speaker 3: I think probably like she's got a bunch of skirts
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  Speaker 3: like that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, she just does.
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  Speaker 3: She has so many that she doesn't need to wash
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  Speaker 3: them because she could go through an entire gear with
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  Speaker 3: all of the skirts that she has.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, but only two drawers? Okay, all right?
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  Speaker 3: That I think that there's like a room full of.
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  Speaker 2: For just Cupcake.
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  Speaker 3: No, not just for Cupcake, for all let me finish,
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  Speaker 3: for all of the elves together, to have all of
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  Speaker 3: their skirts. WHOA, So that's broots probably full of like
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  Speaker 3: a million skirts.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think that room smells like skirts? What
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  Speaker 2: does skirts smell like fabric? What does fabric smell like sheep?
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  Speaker 2: That must stink. You've ever been around a sheep farm?
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  Speaker 2: So you're telling me the elves stink?
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  Speaker 3: No, I meant to say something else, Candy.
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  Speaker 2: So you went from they smell like sheep? Do they
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  Speaker 2: smell like candy? No?
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  Speaker 3: I said that they smell like skirts, that fabric, that cheap,
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  Speaker 3: that candy.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, that escalated quickly, Candy, Do you wanna do you
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  Speaker 2: want to talk about potentially where the elves have been
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  Speaker 2: or do you want to move on to the net. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so how about you just give me the like some
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  Speaker 2: of your one or two of your favorite yesterday and
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  Speaker 2: today st Yesterday's are today?
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  Speaker 3: Yesterday one was really funny.
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  Speaker 2: Well tell me about it. Oh, it's pretty good. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: They hid in the crock pot and me and my
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  Speaker 3: mom because I had a cold.
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  Speaker 2: But the crock pot was not on. There was no chicken.
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  Speaker 2: It was soup and a crock pot.
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  Speaker 3: It was like the cord.
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  Speaker 2: The elves wear the same underwear all month while they're
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  Speaker 2: in our house or do you think they change them?
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  Speaker 2: I think they change them because imagine if you were
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  Speaker 2: the same pair of underwear for a month.
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  Speaker 3: I think they wear underwear. What because when they're wearing
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  Speaker 3: their when because in our house all me and my
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  Speaker 3: sister and Avery at December twenty fourth.
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  Speaker 2: I think this Christmas Eve, the twenty fifth is Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: You don't even know when Christmas is?
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  Speaker 3: No, I do. It's December twenty fifth.
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  Speaker 2: Well I just said that, of course, you know I
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  Speaker 2: knew that.
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  Speaker 3: I knew that, But December twenty fourth, our elves like
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  Speaker 3: when we aren't paying attention.
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  Speaker 2: Our else you never pay attention.
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  Speaker 3: When our elves our elves will go somewhere in the
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  Speaker 3: house with a sign that says, you know what time.
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  Speaker 2: It is morning?
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  Speaker 3: You know what time it is because we do it
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  Speaker 3: every year. So they like, they're like, you know what
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  Speaker 3: time it is and they're in their pajamas and they're
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  Speaker 3: sleeping bags, and they give us each pajamas and.
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  Speaker 2: A knuckle sandwich.
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  Speaker 3: No, what else do they give us? You tell me, no,
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  Speaker 3: they I know they give us something else. Anyways, anyway,
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  Speaker 3: they do that and then no, it's slippers. And then
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  Speaker 3: they're all in their pajamas and stuff like that. And
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  Speaker 3: then they we get to hold them because they put
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  Speaker 3: them like a dust or something to make them so
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  Speaker 3: they can fly back to the nord pool. So we
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  Speaker 3: sleep with them that night and then we wake up
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  Speaker 3: on Christmas Christmas and we have them and then we
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  Speaker 3: bring them downstairs with us, set them and in their
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: them in our lap. Why we open presents and they
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: watch us. And then we have to put them on
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: the tree that night.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: Yep, Okay, So talk about there in the crack pot.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: They were in the crack pot.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Crackpot was not on we have confirmed this, and.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: They were in there. And then they finally when we left,
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: they Matt left too, so he was at work. I
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: had a fever, so I had to stay home, but
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: my mom and I had to go to drop my
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: sister off that school because it was a big day
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: for our school. And then we drove back. And then
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: when we drove back, we came inside and I couldn't
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: find the elves, like they weren't in their spot that
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: they started.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: At what we were thinking? Were you thinking that you
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: did something wrong? And they went back?
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: I thought that Diggy got them?
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: You thought your dog ate them? How mad would you be?
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Would we have to get rid of the dog?
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Yes? No, not get rid of him, but no, I
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: actually want to ever talk to him, Like I would
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: never snuggle him or ever like even look at him again.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: I would be so mad I would cry all day
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: me too.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: So you get home, you can't find him? What happened?
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: My mom looks in the crock pop and the lids
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: on it inside stacked, they're stacked up. And then my
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: mailbox had the flag up and then inside it said, oh,
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: I hope you feel better. I heart you literally like
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: the you. And then they said we activated Biggie protection mode.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Ha ha, Wow, those elves are so smart. Yeah, unbelievable,
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: well played.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: And today they hid by my crafting table and they
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: went back to with.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: That's wild.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: And then when I was crafting today, like doing my
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: diamond dart. If you know what that is, it's cool
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: and if you don't, you should look up and buy
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: one that. They are really cool, aren't they.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're pretty cool.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: And then I was doing it and they're just looking
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: at it, and they're they're going.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: What are they doing? A discree? So she's smiling like
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: really creepy? No, oh no, she's smiling cutely. Oh she's
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: smiling cutely. So I must have mixed up my words
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: creepy cutely. They're almost the same. Right, Well, those were
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: the elves And this week is a big week for you.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: You got yourself a little bit of a Christmas concert.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: I do when I'm playing a recorder.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Hot Cross Bonds, no jingle Balls. Are you excited?
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: You got it down? Ready to go?
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Is that all you're doing? You're just doing the
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: work or are you going to sing a couple of songs?
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: We're gonna sing a couple of songs too. Yeah, we're
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: singing them with like the whole elementary.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: I don't even remember. It's gonna be.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Fun, though, Winter Wonderland we're doing by ourselves.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Like what do you mean?
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: Like we're changing the lyrics. We're not doing whatever are.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: You gonna sing? Round and women's underwear?
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: We're doing walk walking in in the walking in the
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: winter wonderland, in the mad in the meadow. We can
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: build a snowment, give a whole song. Wow, you matter,
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: we can build advertising. He's a circus loud Well have
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: left to fu this just so man tell the other
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: kid he's lock of that. Later on will it's fire? Why?
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: By the firere?
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Okay? So as we go along walking some women's underway,
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: don't sing that. That would be embarrassing.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: You're gonna trick me into do it.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: I don't do it. That's the last time I'm gonna
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: say that. That's pretty cool. It's a winter Wonderland out
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: there today, isn't it. Well? I am excited that you're
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: excited for that concert. That's gonna be a lot of fun.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: And then Sissy, so it goes so Unfortunately I can't
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: be at the concert because Avery has a game and
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: the team that I coach has a game.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: What and I have? Did I have an aving calendar?
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: You do? Girl?
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: And it's in drummer? Please?
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Do you want me to play a real drum roll?
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: All right, let me see this here. So ladies and gentlemen,
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: we need to room roll please.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: I have a nail ivn't calendar.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: For anybody listening. That came out pretty wild? Can you
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: break it down?
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: A nail I haven't calendar.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: You were so excited you were it was.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: Like a cylinder a nail I haven't calendar.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: So for anybody that needs a house built, she has
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: a bunch of nails. So she comes with a hammer,
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: some nails and she can build you something.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: Right, No actual nails, like.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, those are actual nails.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: A bunch of girls get their nails on it like
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: a salon, like a salon nails. Oh yeah, so I
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: got like nail polish and nail violers and fun fact
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: about me.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Fun fact I if.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: I love doing nails, it's like something that makes me
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: happy to do, Like I enjoy doing it.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: How can you love doing it? But they always fall
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: off and makes me happy? If it makes you happy,
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: it makes.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: Me happy to do them. And I can do a
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: bunch of really cool designs.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty cool. That's pretty cool.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: So officially it's a week that I've opened it. Stop
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: he just played that noise. He just played that noise
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: on there.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you have the nail Edmund calendar. That's pretty exciting,
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: do you think. So everybody in the house has an
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Edmund calendar. I want you to rank them one through four.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: One is the coolest to is second, third place, fourth place.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: I think moms is gonna be second place.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: What is your mom home?
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: Actually third? Third place because I'm not really into cows,
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: but she is, and I.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Think they're pretty cute.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: Actually, I'm gonna go fourth for her.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Whoa, she went from second to last just that quick.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Okay, because I am not really a fan of highlight
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: and cows. Like, I'm just not her, okay, and.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: I definitely aren't her.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: Second place, I'm gonna say Avery's.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: What does she get?
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: A footballer?
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: Like I love football. It's just I think my sister's
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: at calendar is cooler. My sister plays second and I
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: places first.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: I thought Avery was second.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: I said third.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: I heard second, My bad. Okay, So yours is first?
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I like mine the most she's got My
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: sister's got the mini brand of Haven't Calendar, and it's
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: full of like little mini brand books.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: It is pretty cool and she.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: Loves books, so she really likes it too.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: What a nerd and the most crude. I'm a nerd.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: I just did What are you gonna do about it?
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Get out of here? Huh? All right, so that's pretty cool.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: I killed her. We have just a couple more minutes.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Why don't we do a little quick, little game.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: Yes, I was waiting for this.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: We're gonna mix it up. It's a little bit different.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: We're gonna call this game sick or slick. How it works,
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: We're each going to take turns describing or if you
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: can't come up, and then I'll do it. We're gonna
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: describe a random holiday or winter situation and then you
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: have to quickly answer is it sick or awesome? Not
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: sick like you and me last week? Or slick like terrible?
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Okay that sound good? Yeah, all right, I'll go first,
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: matching Christmas pajamas sick or slick?
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: Sick?
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: You think so? Yeah, everybody has them together. It's pretty awesome. Yeah,
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: i'd agree with you.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: The soon so do you think wait, is there like
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: a the right answer for this?
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: No, it's our opinions. Okay, yeah, I mean, okay, hold on,
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: let me chime in. Is the answer correct? I just
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: kidd Yeah, yeah, it's what we think, all right. How
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: about snowball fights? Sick or slick? Until I destroy you
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: in a snowball fight, and then you're gonna.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Be like until I make I like to make a wall,
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: and I hid behind the wall, and then I'll throw
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: it at your face. I throw bald head.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, I throw so hard.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: When you're grabbing the snowball like you're leaning for a
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: gathering snowball, that's when it hits your bald head.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: So I throw so hard to actually throw through the wall.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: So all right, let's go with school concert solos sick
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: or slick?
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Sick? Yeah? I like my concerts.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: What about a solo? Do you know what a solo is?
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: So that would be pretty.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Ship for my dance.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, how about that's cool? Secret time. We'll
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: update that later. How about my singing sick or slick?
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: Slick?
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: What you don't think I sang good?
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: I never heard you sing.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: I just sang a song with you, But walking around
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: of women's underwear exactly.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: I'm just kidding.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Slick You really think it's slick?
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: I mean it's stick as sorry.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: All right, let's go with leftover Thanksgiving food, sick or slick?
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: What about glitter on your new craft table? Slick slick glitter.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Because it's I just cleaned it, like I literally just
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: wiped it down and glitters. I like glitter, alright.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: One last one.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: I put glitter on my door in my old room
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: just to make you mad. Do you remember that it's
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: still there? Remember I took it on to tapes and
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: then I shrawled it up and then I dipped it
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: and glitter and put it on my door just as
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: they come mad?
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: H How did that work out for you?
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: Good?
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: All right, we're at the end of this episode, Isla, this.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Has been fun I do one.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, when you slip and fall in.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: The snow, it's slick unless you get to watch other
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: people do it. And as long as they don't get
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: hurt and you laugh because they're not hurt, but it's
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: just kind of funny.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: That's sick.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Do you agree?
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: All right, listen, we're at the end of the episode.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: Ilah glad you're feeling a little bit better. Let's go
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: eat some pepperoni, pizzi or anything.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: Favorite.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: You don't eat the crust, so I get to eat
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: the crust.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: I get to I get to But what.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Do you what do you got to say to the
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: people so we can get out of here.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: Make sure it'd be nice to everybody and have a
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: great holiday.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: And we're going to do this again next week. Yes,
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: all right, everybody, have a great week. We'll be back
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: next week. That's all we got. See you later, see
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: you later, allators, Bye, bye.
• 29:03
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• 29:04
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• 29:07
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• 29:11
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• 29:13
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• 29:18
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• 29:51
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