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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hello everybody and welcome back to my YouTube channel or
- 0:03Speaker 1: welcome to my YouTube channel.
- 0:05Speaker 2: I'm CallMeChris and you can call me Chris. That's Pete
- 0:08Speaker 2: back there.
- 0:09Speaker 1: That's Pete the dragon.
- 0:10Speaker 3: And wait, really?
- 0:11Speaker 1: He says you're looking extra scrumptious today.
- 0:14Speaker 2: I'm just the messenger. Anyway, today we are watching extreme cheapskate.
- 0:19Speaker 4: Welcome to the world of extreme cheapskates.
- 0:21Speaker 1: I can respect, I grew up in a definitely a
- 0:24Speaker 1: cheapskate family. My mom was very frugal, so I can
- 0:28Speaker 1: appreciate it. I'm actually very interested to see this. This
- 0:30Speaker 1: is America's cheapest family.
- 0:33Speaker 2: So let's just see how cheap they are.
- 0:35Speaker 3: Okay, let's get into it.
- 0:47Speaker 5: What?
- 0:48Speaker 1: That tree fort. The closest thing I had to a
- 0:50Speaker 1: playground tree fort was a tree growing up. So not
- 0:53Speaker 1: a great start.
- 0:54Speaker 3: Let's go.
- 0:54Speaker 2: I don't have a pool either.
- 0:55Speaker 5: Ew. Ew.
- 1:02Speaker 2: The kids were just in the pool and they're cleaning
- 1:04Speaker 2: their dishes.
- 1:05Speaker 1: Kids like pee in pools and they're dirty. And you
- 1:09Speaker 1: know the way that dish soap is squirting out that
- 1:11Speaker 1: they watered that down. I still do that. I could
- 1:13Speaker 1: go to my dish soap right now and it is
- 1:15Speaker 1: basically just water. So respect. on that one. That's disgusting.
- 1:19Speaker 1: I would hate to be a family that came and
- 1:21Speaker 1: visited them for dinner. After watching this, they're like, hey,
- 1:24Speaker 1: you wanna come over for dinner? We're making some roast
- 1:27Speaker 1: or whatever, and they're just like, I saw you on Cheapskates.
- 1:30Speaker 3: I'm not coming over. I'm never coming over again. I'm
- 1:33Speaker 3: Melanie O'Brien.
- 1:34Speaker 6: And I'm Sean O'Brien. And we're America's cheapest family.
- 1:37Speaker 2: Look at these kids' faces.
- 1:38Speaker 1: The kid in the yellow shirt's just like, I pray
- 1:41Speaker 1: to God my friends at school don't see this, man.
- 1:43Speaker 1: And the little girl's just like, I'm just here. They
- 1:46Speaker 1: found me, and I'm just part of this. Making it rain.
- 1:50Speaker 7: In the summertime, when the kids are playing outside in
- 1:53Speaker 7: the pool, we can utilize that afterwards to help clean
- 1:57Speaker 7: our dishes.
- 1:58Speaker 6: We save money on the water bill.
- 2:00Speaker 2: How much are you saving on the water bill by using...
- 2:03Speaker 2: pee water on your.
- 2:05Speaker 3: Are we going to become millionaires off of it?
- 2:07Speaker 7: Not per se, but it's going to help us to
- 2:10Speaker 7: be able to allocate that money towards a better purpose.
- 2:13Speaker 1: See? Fun and work. It's a massive house, by the way.
- 2:17Speaker 1: These always confuse me. All these cheapskate TLC shows. They're
- 2:20Speaker 1: always like in the biggest houses.
- 2:22Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 2:23Speaker 2: Maybe that's how they afford them by being cheapskate.
- 2:25Speaker 5: Sean and I agree that if we don't have to
- 2:27Speaker 5: buy anything new, then we won't. And we'll make use
- 2:31Speaker 5: with what we have.
- 2:32Speaker 3: That's our lifestyle.
- 2:33Speaker 1: There's no handle on the pan.
- 2:36Speaker 3: How are they going to pick it up?
- 2:37Speaker 2: You know how much pans are at Ikea? I just
- 2:38Speaker 2: went to Ikea.
- 2:40Speaker 5: $ 5.
- 2:40Speaker 2: I bought a full-size pan. $ 5.
- 2:42Speaker 1: No, instead they're just gonna pick it up with their
- 2:44Speaker 1: bare hands and then have a medical bill for $ 20, 000
- 2:47Speaker 1: because they have third-degree burn on their head.
- 2:49Speaker 5: Our pots and pans broke. The handles broke off. And
- 2:52Speaker 5: instead of going out.
- 2:53Speaker 1: All of them? Are your kids just PUBG-ing the shit
- 2:56Speaker 1: out of each other with the frying pans? I'm just
- 2:58Speaker 1: picturing the kids just running around just hitting each other
- 3:01Speaker 1: with the frying pans.
- 3:02Speaker 2: Not another pan, Timmy.
- 3:03Speaker 1: God damn it.
- 3:04Speaker 5: Sean made this wrench that doubles as a handle. and
- 3:07Speaker 5: the duct tape protects my hands from burning.
- 3:09Speaker 1: All right, kids. So you're gonna risk dropping that scalding
- 3:14Speaker 1: hot pan with that boiling oil all over your.
- 3:17Speaker 2: Children to save a doll. Sorry, to save five dollars.
- 3:20Speaker 1: Makes sense to me. Let's continue.
- 3:22Speaker 4: It's been more than 10 years since Sean and Melanie
- 3:24Speaker 4: have made any significant improvements to their home.
- 3:27Speaker 2: Just bacon for breakfast.
- 3:28Speaker 1: I love it. Love to see it.
- 3:29Speaker 4: Claims save them over $ 30, 000.
- 3:31Speaker 3: Our time in the living room, um... As you can see,
- 3:35Speaker 3: we've got.
- 3:36Speaker 2: It's very sparse.
- 3:37Speaker 5: Very sparse furniture. Living room furniture can cost up to $ 10, 000, $ 20, 000,
- 3:41Speaker 5: depending on what kind you're buying.
- 3:45Speaker 1: Don't buy the kind that's $ 10, 000.
- 3:47Speaker 2: $ 20, 000. Who's buying that kind of furniture?
- 3:49Speaker 1: Again, Ikea.
- 3:50Speaker 2: Walmart.
- 3:51Speaker 1: Walmart sells furniture. Walmart sells couches. Last time I was there.
- 3:55Speaker 1: It's like, you know, spend like a thousand bucks on
- 3:57Speaker 1: like a couple chairs.
- 3:59Speaker 2: A lawn chair.
- 3:59Speaker 5: God, A few months ago, our shower head broke and
- 4:02Speaker 5: Sean came up with a great way to fix it.
- 4:05Speaker 2: No, for the price of a soda bottle. How much
- 4:07Speaker 2: is a soda bottle in the States?
- 4:09Speaker 3: What, $ 2, $ 3?
- 4:09Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 4:11Speaker 1: Everything's so cheap down there. A shower head. We're gonna
- 4:13Speaker 1: do research now because I need to. Shower heads. I'm
- 4:17Speaker 1: gonna help this family. 50 bucks. That's a rain shower
- 4:20Speaker 1: head too.
- 4:21Speaker 3: $ 30, goddamn.
- 4:23Speaker 1: To the shower head and just poked holes in there.
- 4:25Speaker 1: And now we have a brand new shower. You know
- 4:28Speaker 1: what this shit is? Five minute craft shit. They watched
- 4:31Speaker 1: the videos. Five minute crafts has corrupted this family. God
- 4:35Speaker 1: damn it.
- 4:35Speaker 2: This kind of is an eyesore, but it works.
- 4:38Speaker 1: That stream is so bad.
- 4:40Speaker 5: Some people might think our behavior is over the top, but.
- 4:44Speaker 1: Stream.
- 4:46Speaker 5: Or extreme, but I think it all depends on the
- 4:50Speaker 5: person's perspective.
- 4:51Speaker 1: Hello!
- 4:53Speaker 4: For the past several years, the O'Briens have contemplated moving
- 4:56Speaker 4: into a larger space.
- 4:57Speaker 2: She's loving that lawn chair. She's working it.
- 5:00Speaker 5: Our realtor is going to come over and give us
- 5:02Speaker 5: an assessment and evaluate what we need to do before
- 5:05Speaker 5: we actually put our house.
- 5:07Speaker 3: On the market.
- 5:08Speaker 1: Oh, they're selling it.
- 5:09Speaker 3: Okay. This fence. Watch your step, apparently. Yeah.
- 5:13Speaker 6: Our fence is a little piecemealed together, so I just
- 5:16Speaker 6: replaced the board.
- 5:17Speaker 1: Just paint it.
- 5:18Speaker 6: It leans a little, but it's sturdy.
- 5:22Speaker 8: You're gonna have to repaint the fence.
- 5:25Speaker 3: I mean, if not replaced.
- 5:28Speaker 6: How much are we looking to replace?
- 5:31Speaker 1: Around 1,800 bucks. 1,800 bucks. I gotta get this guy.
- 5:34Speaker 1: I'm putting in a fence. It is a lot more
- 5:36Speaker 1: than 1,800 bucks. Okay, that's good. That's good to know.
- 5:39Speaker 3: All right.
- 5:39Speaker 5: It brings character to the neighborhood.
- 5:41Speaker 2: Your neighbors hate you for this. I'm just gonna be honest.
- 5:44Speaker 8: None of these homes that are selling... has carpet like
- 5:47Speaker 8: this the stains the.
- 5:48Speaker 2: Burn marks oh.
- 5:50Speaker 8: I honestly don't feel like a buyer would even put
- 5:54Speaker 8: an offering with carpet like this okay i mean that's
- 5:58Speaker 8: got to be changed oh no i gave the o'briens
- 6:02Speaker 8: the best professional advice i could give them but honestly
- 6:06Speaker 8: i don't think they're gonna take.
- 6:08Speaker 5: It We would love to replace the carpet completely. We
- 6:13Speaker 5: don't want to spend a whole lot of money on
- 6:14Speaker 5: the upgrade, but we really want to sell the house.
- 6:16Speaker 5: We're very motivated to sell.
- 6:19Speaker 2: Just get the cheapest carpet.
- 6:21Speaker 3: That's it.
- 6:22Speaker 1: There's like a lot of carpet that's like really cheap
- 6:25Speaker 1: and it looked like a really small area too.
- 6:27Speaker 2: I think they can do it.
- 6:28Speaker 1: I really hope I don't get secondhand embarrassment through this. Okay.
- 6:30Speaker 1: This reminds me of what my mom used to do.
- 6:32Speaker 1: Just going anywhere. She would try to get a deal anywhere.
- 6:35Speaker 1: It'd be like a 50 cent difference and she would
- 6:37Speaker 1: still haggle.
- 6:38Speaker 3: And I'd be like, Just kidding. What literally is the cheapest?
- 6:43Speaker 3: My mom.
- 6:45Speaker 1: What is the cheapest piece of trash you have?
- 6:47Speaker 2: We're not living in this house. I don't give a shit.
- 6:50Speaker 6: I say I just want to do sections. You know,
- 6:53Speaker 6: a burnt stain here. Maybe some wax.
- 6:56Speaker 1: There's no way you're going to find the same carpet
- 6:59Speaker 1: in this section. What are you going to cut them up?
- 7:00Speaker 1: Is it going to be like a patch? Is it
- 7:01Speaker 1: going to be like a quilt?
- 7:02Speaker 2: Oh no. Some red wine there.
- 7:06Speaker 1: Some red wine here, some smoke stains there, you know,
- 7:09Speaker 1: a little shit stain over here, diaper over there. I
- 7:11Speaker 1: don't know.
- 7:11Speaker 3: Patch up carpet.
- 7:14Speaker 1: This guy's like, it really is unheard of.
- 7:17Speaker 3: I've never heard such thing.
- 7:19Speaker 6: I definitely don't want it to be horrific, but you're
- 7:21Speaker 6: a way to get something like this.
- 7:23Speaker 3: Literally that sample.
- 7:26Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 7:26Speaker 6: Maybe about 10 would be good.
- 7:30Speaker 2: This guy is befuddled.
- 7:33Speaker 1: Who are these people?
- 7:34Speaker 3: He's so nice about it, too.
- 7:35Speaker 1: I love that.
- 7:35Speaker 3: He's like, they're, you know, it's different.
- 7:36Speaker 9: You're going to pick different samples?
- 7:37Speaker 3: Not even the same sample? No, it doesn't look the same.
- 7:55Speaker 5: See if you can find more like that.
- 7:57Speaker 9: All right.
- 7:57Speaker 6: I got jackpots.
- 7:59Speaker 3: I think we're getting close, Jen.
- 8:01Speaker 1: I think you got it.
- 8:05Speaker 3: Okay.
- 8:05Speaker 1: Actually, it's... Oh, my God.
- 8:06Speaker 2: They all look so different.
- 8:08Speaker 1: They look like different stages, like in cleaning infomercials, when
- 8:12Speaker 1: they have the different stages of carpet where they're clean
- 8:15Speaker 1: and where it's been like 10 years, and that's what
- 8:17Speaker 1: their carpet's going to look like. This, this, that. This one.
- 8:20Speaker 3: That one.
- 8:21Speaker 6: That one. I think this is going to be the
- 8:23Speaker 6: closest we'll be able to make it match. So Joe,
- 8:25Speaker 6: what do you think on us purchasing this?
- 8:30Speaker 2: $ 2, 000.
- 8:31Speaker 9: Guys, I don't know.
- 8:32Speaker 1: How about $ 20?
- 8:33Speaker 6: We'll do $ 20.
- 8:37Speaker 9: Okay.
- 8:37Speaker 1: What a steal. It's a hell of a day for
- 8:40Speaker 1: a carpet man today. Man's like, I'm not putting food
- 8:44Speaker 1: on my table today, but I'm glad they got carpet
- 8:47Speaker 1: for $ 20. They're going to somehow make their house even
- 8:50Speaker 1: cheaper than what it was before. Like the value is
- 8:53Speaker 1: going to go down.
- 8:54Speaker 4: With the help of their neighbor, they're hoping to stage
- 8:56Speaker 4: the area for free.
- 8:59Speaker 8: No.
- 8:59Speaker 6: Don't ask for the open house.
- 9:10Speaker 1: I just had secondhand embarrassment. Does anybody else get that?
- 9:14Speaker 1: Does anybody?
- 9:15Speaker 2: Like I physically, I am.
- 9:17Speaker 1: Gonna struggle playing this on to see what she actually says.
- 9:20Speaker 3: I can't.
- 9:21Speaker 2: I don't think I could ever do that.
- 9:22Speaker 5: You know how our living room looks now. You're so
- 9:25Speaker 5: close by and you've got such great furniture. We'd just
- 9:28Speaker 5: really love to use yours if you don't mind.
- 9:31Speaker 2: Taking her furniture.
- 9:33Speaker 1: What are you thinking? Yeah, I was thinking the cat.
- 9:35Speaker 2: I was thinking like everything. Can we just take it actually?
- 9:39Speaker 2: Like what is she supposed to say? She has to
- 9:40Speaker 2: say yes. She can't say no. She's like, no, no,
- 9:45Speaker 2: you can't take. Of course she's going to say yes.
- 9:46Speaker 1: She has to.
- 9:47Speaker 2: She's got a nice furniture.
- 9:49Speaker 1: All right, all right. I'm trusting in you.
- 9:51Speaker 5: Thank you.
- 9:51Speaker 1: Okay.
- 9:52Speaker 8: Oh my God.
- 9:53Speaker 1: Sweetheart.
- 9:56Speaker 4: Rather than hire professionals to replace their entire carpet, Well,
- 10:08Speaker 4: it looks.
- 10:08Speaker 5: Pretty, like, much even, but the carpet is a totally
- 10:12Speaker 5: different color. I mean, you did a great job, but
- 10:14Speaker 5: it just doesn't match.
- 10:15Speaker 1: It's even got the little sample tag on it, like,
- 10:18Speaker 1: from the company that doesn't come off.
- 10:19Speaker 2: Oh, I can't wait for people to walk through this house.
- 10:21Speaker 2: I hope we see that.
- 10:22Speaker 6: We knew it wasn't going to 100% match.
- 10:24Speaker 5: We are so excited now that we've made these changes.
- 10:27Speaker 3: Let's get a sitter. Perfect. And we cannot wait for
- 10:30Speaker 3: people to come in and see our house. Honey, is
- 10:32Speaker 3: this Drake? Yes, my thing is going to be great.
- 10:35Speaker 2: What is that? Was that Christmas wrapping paper? Can we
- 10:38Speaker 2: go back to that? Is that?
- 10:39Speaker 3: Yes, my thing is going to be great.
- 10:40Speaker 2: That's Christmas wrapping paper.
- 10:41Speaker 1: That's abstract.
- 10:42Speaker 2: I'll give it.
- 10:43Speaker 1: Okay.
- 10:43Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 10:43Speaker 4: To avoid the realtor fees, Sean and Melanie placed an
- 10:46Speaker 4: ad online and are attempting to host the open house themselves.
- 10:50Speaker 3: When we first walked in.
- 10:52Speaker 1: It's never a good idea. Little details, the carpet was patched.
- 10:58Speaker 3: Different types.
- 10:59Speaker 1: David, that's what I said. Me and David get it.
- 11:02Speaker 1: Don't look at the shower head in the shower. Just
- 11:04Speaker 1: don't look at that, all right?
- 11:05Speaker 2: Don't look at that shit. Or don't eat off of
- 11:07Speaker 2: any of the dishes in the kitchen.
- 11:09Speaker 1: All right.
- 11:11Speaker 7: People who are different are always going to be called
- 11:14Speaker 7: weird because I do it in a different way than
- 11:16Speaker 7: somebody else.
- 11:16Speaker 2: You're going to do this every time you go to
- 11:18Speaker 2: the bathroom?
- 11:21Speaker 1: This woman and her wrenches. She has wrenches in the bathroom.
- 11:25Speaker 1: You know how much those plastic little stick, the flipper things?
- 11:29Speaker 1: What the f * * * are those things on
- 11:30Speaker 1: the toilet?
- 11:30Speaker 2: I don't even know. Probably like 50 cents. I don't
- 11:32Speaker 2: even know.
- 11:33Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't keep defending this family. Oh
- 11:35Speaker 1: my gosh. I kind of want to look at a
- 11:37Speaker 1: different cheapskate thing. I really hope that they sold their house.
- 11:41Speaker 1: I wish the best for them.
- 11:43Speaker 2: Let's watch another one. This is the world's cheapest date.
- 11:45Speaker 9: My name's Greg Insko. I'm 29 years old. I've lived
- 11:48Speaker 9: in Cincinnati, Ohio all my life. I'm a Zumba dance instructor,
- 11:54Speaker 9: and I'm an extreme cheapskate. I'll do a clinical study
- 11:57Speaker 9: anytime I can, because those pay really good money. I
- 12:01Speaker 9: really wanted to buy this lowrider, and I had to
- 12:03Speaker 9: get $ 3, 500 somehow.
- 12:05Speaker 1: Oh, honey, darling, sweetheart. No, no girl likes that. The
- 12:09Speaker 1: bouncing car. No girl wants whiplash and a concussion.
- 12:12Speaker 3: I had to put ointment in my butt, but I
- 12:14Speaker 3: got a car out of it.
- 12:16Speaker 1: I had to put ointment in my butt. I got
- 12:17Speaker 1: a car out of it, so it's f * *
- 12:18Speaker 1: * ing worth it if you ask me. My butthole
- 12:21Speaker 1: doesn't work anymore, by the way, but whatever.
- 12:23Speaker 3: I'll do anything to make a buck.
- 12:24Speaker 1: That's a broad statement. You'll do anything to make a buck? Anything?
- 12:29Speaker 1: I don't know about that, sir.
- 12:30Speaker 3: Hi, welcome to my condo. I got pretty lucky.
- 12:34Speaker 9: One of the ladies from Zumba said, hey, my grandpa
- 12:37Speaker 9: just passed away. If you want to live in our
- 12:38Speaker 9: condo for free.
- 12:39Speaker 3: Yeah, the grandpa bet.
- 12:42Speaker 1: The way he said that, I got pretty lucky. The
- 12:44Speaker 1: Zumba partner, her grandpa died, so I got hooked up
- 12:47Speaker 1: with the condo. Pretty sick if you ask me.
- 12:51Speaker 3: These are my roommates. We got Raj and Kevin here.
- 12:54Speaker 3: It's painful bringing women back.
- 12:59Speaker 1: They look so sad to be there.
- 13:01Speaker 3: This place definitely smells like old people.
- 13:04Speaker 1: I don't know how much Greg pays for the apartment,
- 13:06Speaker 1: but I do know that Kevin and I pay a
- 13:07Speaker 1: pretty fair amount.
- 13:08Speaker 3: It's a large three-bedroom condo, so I know.
- 13:11Speaker 1: Wait, so he pays nothing.
- 13:13Speaker 2: The main guy, I forget his name already. But these
- 13:16Speaker 2: two pay a lot for it. So he's probably profiting
- 13:19Speaker 2: off of them. He's a slimy little snake.
- 13:22Speaker 9: Do I be able to take my roommates with me
- 13:24Speaker 9: and charge them rent even though I'm living for free?
- 13:27Speaker 3: This is the kitchen.
- 13:29Speaker 2: Wow. Doesn't this guy look like Scott McCreery to you guys?
- 13:32Speaker 2: Doesn't he look like Scott McCreery?
- 13:33Speaker 1: Just me? Okay. Maybe like his really cheap, cheap, unknown
- 13:37Speaker 1: brother who he doesn't talk to anymore.
- 13:38Speaker 3: There's no point in paying for anything that you should
- 13:40Speaker 3: get for free.
- 13:41Speaker 1: Are those all condiments?
- 13:42Speaker 2: That's like my fridge. Of condiments.
- 13:46Speaker 1: I have so many sweet and sour and ketchup and
- 13:50Speaker 1: soy sauce packets, it's embarrassing. So I can't even judge them.
- 13:53Speaker 1: With this, except that they're not in a fridge.
- 13:55Speaker 9: I would never pay for paper plates or any kind
- 13:57Speaker 9: of plate, really.
- 13:58Speaker 3: I got lucky. I got these for my nephew's birthday party.
- 14:01Speaker 1: Can you imagine?
- 14:03Speaker 2: It's like, hey, Uncle Joe's taking all the plates from
- 14:05Speaker 2: the birthday party. We have to eat the cake in
- 14:07Speaker 2: our hands. He probably stole the cake, too. Why take
- 14:10Speaker 2: the cake and.
- 14:10Speaker 1: Go to your old nephew's birthday party? Just take it.
- 14:13Speaker 2: It's that easy.
- 14:14Speaker 1: Go to your neighbor's house. Just take the eggs out
- 14:16Speaker 1: of their fridge.
- 14:17Speaker 9: To save money on cups. I actually reuse yogurt cups.
- 14:21Speaker 9: I got this from my grandma this way. They're all
- 14:23Speaker 9: labeled Everybody knows whose cups whose.
- 14:25Speaker 2: Jamie yogurt cups.
- 14:27Speaker 1: I know dollar stores have cups for like 50 cents
- 14:31Speaker 1: You could have one per person stop.
- 14:33Speaker 9: It I don't put them in the dishwasher because the
- 14:35Speaker 9: dishwasher wastes way too much money on electric and water
- 14:38Speaker 9: So I just hand wash them in the sink with
- 14:39Speaker 9: your finger.
- 14:40Speaker 3: Oh I took the bulb out of the refrigerator.
- 14:44Speaker 9: It saves me almost $ 40 a year in electric.
- 14:46Speaker 2: $ 40.
- 14:47Speaker 1: Yes.
- 14:48Speaker 9: When I go shopping, I always leave the tags on
- 14:51Speaker 9: the shirt because you never know if it's going to
- 14:52Speaker 9: go out of style. So always keep the tags and
- 14:55Speaker 9: you can just return them later. I paid for them.
- 14:57Speaker 3: It's not stealing if you pay for it. I'm living
- 14:58Speaker 3: the dream. As soon as I'm done living the dream,
- 15:00Speaker 3: I just return it.
- 15:02Speaker 7: Ugh.
- 15:03Speaker 2: I actually know people that do that. At least he
- 15:04Speaker 2: has a shower head.
- 15:06Speaker 1: Okay. I'll give him that 10 points for Jamie by
- 15:08Speaker 1: washing his clothes on negative 12,000 points for.
- 15:11Speaker 3: Jamie shower with me.
- 15:12Speaker 9: Uh, I'm saving at least $ 15 a month cause I.
- 15:15Speaker 3: Don't have to use a washer, a dryer soap.
- 15:19Speaker 9: When I take a shower, I keep a bucket in
- 15:21Speaker 9: there and it catches all the excess water from me.
- 15:23Speaker 3: At the end of the week, when I'm ready to
- 15:24Speaker 3: flush the toilet, I take that water and pour it
- 15:28Speaker 3: directly into the toilet.
- 15:29Speaker 9: And that's what causes the toilet to flush.
- 15:33Speaker 3: That way, I'm not wasting anyone.
- 15:34Speaker 1: Oh, that toilet looks disgusting. He probably smells so bad.
- 15:41Speaker 1: I feel so bad for this date, and I haven't
- 15:43Speaker 1: even gone.
- 15:43Speaker 3: On it yet.
- 15:44Speaker 9: I like going on free internet dating sites. By far,
- 15:46Speaker 9: the best part about online dating is you don't have
- 15:49Speaker 9: to spend money on dinner and drinks and wasting gas
- 15:52Speaker 9: going places, meeting people.
- 15:54Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 15:54Speaker 3: Just get online.
- 15:55Speaker 1: I bet you like that.
- 15:56Speaker 3: It's free. This girl's kind of hot. Okay. She likes
- 15:59Speaker 3: fancy restaurants and traveling. Next.
- 16:04Speaker 1: Oh my God.
- 16:05Speaker 2: She likes to go out to dinner and like travel.
- 16:08Speaker 2: And she's probably like well-rounded.
- 16:09Speaker 1: He's like, she's expensive as shit.
- 16:12Speaker 3: Next.
- 16:13Speaker 5: What?
- 16:13Speaker 3: Here's one. She likes shopping and wine tasting. That's way
- 16:17Speaker 3: too expensive.
- 16:18Speaker 2: Box wine. I'm a box wine, bitch.
- 16:20Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 16:21Speaker 2: So judgy.
- 16:22Speaker 3: Easy going home body.
- 16:25Speaker 1: Good cook.
- 16:25Speaker 3: Oh, she likes camping. She's going to like this one. Oh,
- 16:28Speaker 3: and she likes long walks. Long walks are free.
- 16:31Speaker 1: I was just going to say that. Long walks are free.
- 16:34Speaker 1: Love that.
- 16:35Speaker 3: Hey, I saw your ad online, actually. You look kind
- 16:40Speaker 3: of cute.
- 16:42Speaker 1: Who says that?
- 16:43Speaker 2: You look kind of cute. I'd be like, you're kind
- 16:45Speaker 2: of a f * * * ing asshole.
- 16:46Speaker 1: Bye.
- 16:47Speaker 9: I'm taking Brandy to a barbecue restaurant because it's much
- 16:49Speaker 9: cheaper than like a sushi place.
- 16:51Speaker 1: You know what? I can't judge on a cheaper restaurant.
- 16:54Speaker 1: My first date with Aaron was McDonald's. We were both
- 16:57Speaker 1: like 9 20 and we're broke and we're like do
- 17:00Speaker 1: you like chicken chicken nuggets and i was like i
- 17:03Speaker 1: love chicken nuggets and he's like do you want to
- 17:06Speaker 1: go to mcdonald's i would very much like to go
- 17:08Speaker 1: to mcdonald's it was great we sat in the parking
- 17:10Speaker 1: lot for like four hours and talked it was lovely.
- 17:12Speaker 9: But i'm hoping that she ate earlier so she's not
- 17:14Speaker 9: as hungry.
- 17:15Speaker 1: Okay that's over if he rations her on this date
- 17:18Speaker 1: i'm gonna have to jump into the screen and throw
- 17:20Speaker 1: him through this pit to plate barbecue window.
- 17:29Speaker 3: Hi, you must be Brandy?
- 17:31Speaker 1: Yes.
- 17:31Speaker 3: I'm Greg. Greg.
- 17:32Speaker 7: Nice to meet you.
- 17:32Speaker 2: She's got a little pink in her hair.
- 17:34Speaker 1: Cute.
- 17:37Speaker 3: What do you think of the place?
- 17:38Speaker 1: I like it.
- 17:38Speaker 3: Pretty cool? Yeah. It's different.
- 17:40Speaker 1: She's chill.
- 17:41Speaker 3: They let you keep the utensils and everything.
- 17:43Speaker 1: Yeah. Keep the utensils.
- 17:47Speaker 10: When I first met Greg, he seemed like a nice guy, sweet. Typically,
- 17:51Speaker 10: I wouldn't be asked to go on my first date
- 17:54Speaker 10: at a barbecue place, only because it's messy and he's
- 17:57Speaker 10: more casual.
- 18:01Speaker 1: Oh, God. Hi, y'all. Hi. Welcome to Pit to Play Barbecue.
- 18:05Speaker 2: Vegan teacher, don't watch this. You're gonna hate this. Don't
- 18:09Speaker 2: watch vegan teacher.
- 18:10Speaker 3: Can I just get a water and a to-go cup, please?
- 18:12Speaker 2: Water and a to-go cup.
- 18:13Speaker 5: Yes.
- 18:13Speaker 2: A to-go cup.
- 18:15Speaker 3: Are you real hungry?
- 18:16Speaker 1: He's already over this date.
- 18:18Speaker 2: Uh, I'm not starving or nothing.
- 18:20Speaker 3: Oh, so, like, you want a, like, share meal, maybe?
- 18:22Speaker 8: Yeah, we can do that.
- 18:24Speaker 3: Okay. Did you see the kids' menu?
- 18:26Speaker 1: Oh, he's making her order off the kid's menu. No,
- 18:32Speaker 1: I mean chicken strips and fries or the goat, but
- 18:34Speaker 1: I'm getting those off the adult menu or ordering double
- 18:37Speaker 1: the kid's menu. If a guy said that to me,
- 18:39Speaker 1: I'd be like, what's the most expensive thing on your menu, waitress?
- 18:42Speaker 1: Double it.
- 18:42Speaker 3: And it's only $ 4.
- 18:43Speaker 1: 95.
- 18:43Speaker 3: All right, let's see. We could get a veggie plate.
- 18:46Speaker 3: That's only $ 5.
- 18:46Speaker 8: 50.
- 18:46Speaker 9: Would you like to order?
- 18:48Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I think we're ready.
- 18:50Speaker 10: Um, I'm just gonna take the pulled pork sandwich.
- 18:53Speaker 1: Alright.
- 18:54Speaker 2: It's pretty popular. Yeah, you get that pulled pork sandwich.
- 18:57Speaker 3: Oh, is that pretty good size, the pulled pork sandwich?
- 18:59Speaker 1: It's a nice portion.
- 19:01Speaker 3: Uh, like big enough for two probably?
- 19:02Speaker 1: Just depends on how hungry you are.
- 19:04Speaker 3: You're not real hungry, right?
- 19:05Speaker 5: No.
- 19:05Speaker 3: Okay, perfect.
- 19:07Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to jump through the screen because he's
- 19:09Speaker 1: trying to ration my girl. I hate that song. This
- 19:13Speaker 1: girl should be able to eat that pulled pork sandwich
- 19:15Speaker 1: in peace. If my boyfriend ever tries to share food
- 19:17Speaker 1: with me, I'm like, do you want a relationship with me?
- 19:20Speaker 2: Or, because this isn't gonna work if that's the case.
- 19:23Speaker 1: Okay, you'd like a rack of ribs?
- 19:26Speaker 3: No, just like one rib. The rack is like kind
- 19:29Speaker 3: of expensive.
- 19:30Speaker 1: It's kind of straight trolling.
- 19:31Speaker 3: Here's your one rib. All right, thank you. Did you
- 19:36Speaker 3: want to try some of this?
- 19:37Speaker 2: Um, no, it's okay.
- 19:38Speaker 3: You sure?
- 19:39Speaker 1: Yeah, it's... Oh my God, that is the saddest looking
- 19:42Speaker 1: plate I've ever seen in my goddamn life.
- 19:46Speaker 10: Would you want some macaroni?
- 19:48Speaker 3: Oh yeah, actually I would love some macaroni. Maybe a
- 19:50Speaker 3: little bit of pork too.
- 19:51Speaker 10: Yeah, well we'll just do about half then.
- 19:53Speaker 1: Is that okay?
- 19:53Speaker 5: Okay.
- 19:54Speaker 1: Okay.
- 19:54Speaker 3: Oh, that would be nice. Thank you.
- 19:57Speaker 2: So, I'll give him this. At least he's polite-ish? Kind of?
- 20:02Speaker 2: I'm not giving him the benefit of the doubt.
- 20:03Speaker 10: Besides save cups and utensils, what else?
- 20:06Speaker 3: And my condo.
- 20:07Speaker 9: Like, to save money on water, we only flush once
- 20:09Speaker 9: a week. And I save, like, $ 30 a month easily.
- 20:18Speaker 1: There's one, two, three full-grown men. They flush once a month.
- 20:21Speaker 2: Wait, once a week. And they shit at least two
- 20:24Speaker 2: to three times a day. That toilet.
- 20:27Speaker 1: Rip that toilet. That toilet is doing God's work.
- 20:30Speaker 3: Greg is a very sweet guy.
- 20:31Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna go home.
- 20:32Speaker 3: Funny.
- 20:32Speaker 1: Now.
- 20:32Speaker 10: He's a little cheap, but nice guy overall. Thank you
- 20:37Speaker 10: for taking me out.
- 20:39Speaker 3: I want a girl like me for me. Well, I
- 20:41Speaker 3: had a lot of fun tonight. Would you want to
- 20:42Speaker 3: go out again sometime? Yeah, I did.
- 20:44Speaker 10: I had a good time.
- 20:44Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 20:46Speaker 1: I look so staged. She's like, it looked like he
- 20:48Speaker 1: had a gun in his pocket pointed at her. She's like, yeah,
- 20:51Speaker 1: I'd love to go again sometime.
- 20:52Speaker 2: Please, please let me go. Please just take my to-go
- 20:55Speaker 2: cup and leave. Okay, well.
- 20:59Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't go on a date with Greg a
- 21:02Speaker 1: second time after that, but you know, to each their own.
- 21:05Speaker 2: That was pretty entertaining. You know, I respect the grind.
- 21:07Speaker 2: I respect being frugal, all that kind of stuff.
- 21:09Speaker 1: I get it. But these people are taking it to
- 21:12Speaker 1: a new level, especially when it comes to hygiene.
- 21:15Speaker 2: If you're going to spend your money anywhere, spend it
- 21:16Speaker 2: on hygiene. Just a thought, maybe.
- 21:18Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 21:18Speaker 2: Maybe I'm wrong.
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- 21:32Speaker 2: It's nighttime. I'm going to go to bed.
- 21:33Speaker 1: I hope you guys have a great day, night, afternoon,
- 21:35Speaker 1: wherever you are, and I will see you in the
- 21:37Speaker 1: next video. Okay.