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90 Day The Single Life Season 5, Episode 9 “The Act of Monkey Barring” · Vanity Farah with Chris Farah

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Speaker 1: Hi everyone, My name is Chris Farah. Welcome to Vanity Farah.
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Speaker 1: By the way, have you been watching the fact that
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Speaker 1: two brand new bald eagles are amongst us? Honey, they're
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Speaker 1: so cute. I'm so happy the chicks have been hatched.
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Speaker 1: It's Jessica and Shadows children. They did a great job. Again.
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Speaker 1: One gets to be named Shadow obviously the man, and
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Speaker 1: one's Jessica, like baby Jessica. Anyway, today we're talking. Don't
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Speaker 1: worry not about that. It's about ninety day to single life.
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Speaker 1: We're in season five. It's episode nine, the Act of
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Speaker 1: Monkey Baring. Now, if you're watching this right now, if
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Speaker 1: you're literally watching me talk, you're like, girl, boys, your
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Speaker 1: makeup different. And I'm like, yeah, I guess what I'm
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Speaker 1: giving Vanya. I've been talking shit and talking trash about
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Speaker 1: her makeup, and the thing about it is, I don't
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Speaker 1: want to yuck. Everyone's yum. It's just that Vanya. You know,
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Speaker 1: I think that, like color theory wise, would be great
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Speaker 1: if she, like, you know, had a professional person look
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Speaker 1: at her coloring and also just like make sure that
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Speaker 1: things are blended well, because she has really blue eyes
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Speaker 1: and sometimes that heavy purple that she loves just kind
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Speaker 1: of distracts from that warass. Weirdly enough, if you have
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Speaker 1: dark chocolate brown eyes like yours, truly, they tell you
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Speaker 1: purple actually looks good with it. I don't want a
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Speaker 1: lot of purple eye shadow, and thus here you go.
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Speaker 1: I'm wearing purple eye shadow. I'm wearing pink eyeliner and
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Speaker 1: like pink eyeshadow underneath, and I'm wearing bright ass pink lipstick.
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Speaker 1: It's the full Mermaid special. Honey, spring has sprung mostly
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Speaker 1: on my face. I'm excited to talk to you about
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Speaker 1: the single life. It's interesting. I didn't there's been, for
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Speaker 1: sure relationship drama between the people on the single Life,
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Speaker 1: but it's like what I thought was going to be
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Speaker 1: about people dating multiple people hasn't actually happened yet. It's
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Speaker 1: so interesting. I don't know why I thought it was
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Speaker 1: like people who are single but like actively dating, because
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Speaker 1: it's like they could also just call this life and
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Speaker 1: then we wouldn't be focused on them dating or whatnot.
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Speaker 1: They wouldn't have to think about if they're single or
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Speaker 1: they're married, or they're taken, or they're in a boyfriend
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Speaker 1: girlfriend relationship, whatever, girlfriend girlfriend whoever knows but it's the
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Speaker 1: fact they call it single life that I just assumed
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Speaker 1: it'd be like, I'm going on a date with this
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Speaker 1: person here, I'm going on to you know, date with
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Speaker 1: this person there. I'm talking to this person now and
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Speaker 1: all that stuff. But it's it's just life. It's just
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Speaker 1: ninety day life. I guess that's what should be called. However,
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Speaker 1: let's get into Julia, Sophie, and Liz. Now you know
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Speaker 1: how I feel about this. I've made it clear I
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Speaker 1: wonder if don't worry to bring the Bengals are on.
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Speaker 1: So that's what you're hearing. Sophie, I'm assuming went on
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Speaker 1: this show and was like, I'm going to a showcase
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Speaker 1: this body, Addie, and I'm going to like have curly hair,
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Speaker 1: and I'm going to look hot as hell, and I'm
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Speaker 1: going to be the envy of every girl and like
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Speaker 1: the apple of every guy's eye. But the truth of
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Speaker 1: the matter is Sophie has let her personality show a
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Speaker 1: lot during this and it's insufferable. She is a mean girl.
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Speaker 1: She's very vain, very vapid. She only cares about male attention.
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Speaker 1: She does not care about anything else. She'll just you know,
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Speaker 1: like make a huge horrible experience for Liz, who's also
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Speaker 1: like a ninety Day cast member, is battling cancer and
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Speaker 1: is on this girl's trip, and the producers just decided
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Speaker 1: to have Julia come just to be like some weird
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Speaker 1: yes girl to Sophie like some I mean, like wanna
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Speaker 1: be like hot popular girl. Julia has also like showed
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Speaker 1: her ass so horribly of this. I mean, both these
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Speaker 1: girl those personalities are like intolerable. And at the same time,
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Speaker 1: Liz is like a saint. Liz is so awesome, and
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Speaker 1: Liz's relationship that she just met and also had sexual
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Speaker 1: chem Lavilla is like one hundred percent more engrossing and
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Speaker 1: interesting than anything they've shown with Sophie. I mean, it's
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Speaker 1: just Sophie is fake, like everything about it. I don't
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Speaker 1: believe her relationship with Pedro. I don't want to like
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Speaker 1: hear her talk all of her reasonings for why she's
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Speaker 1: done what is not it for me, and it makes
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Speaker 1: me sad, and Julia makes me sad. I'm gonna get
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Speaker 1: into it. So obviously we're on this Girl's trip and
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Speaker 1: they're now waiting to hang out with Liz, who they
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Speaker 1: haven't seen a long time, and we haven't also been
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Speaker 1: keeping up with her for some reason I wish we had.
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Speaker 1: Sophie is waiting to talk to Liz and sort of
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Speaker 1: has this look that, like, I feel like, perfectly encapsulates
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Speaker 1: what you usually see when Sophie is in a room
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Speaker 1: with you, someone who is pissed and is pursing her
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Speaker 1: lips in such a way where you're like, those don't
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Speaker 1: have any room left in them for anything, Like the
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Speaker 1: skin on her lips are stretched so intensely that it
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Speaker 1: is actually incredibly painful to look at it. Like I'm
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Speaker 1: not saying it's painful to look at her face because
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Speaker 1: it's so ugly. I am saying it's painful to look
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Speaker 1: at her face because an epathetic soul will feel the
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Speaker 1: tightness and be like, no, why would you do that
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Speaker 1: to yourself? It's gonna migrate and everything. Sophie really needs
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Speaker 1: to get off the fucking TV and then like do
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Speaker 1: some soul searching because as she's getting older and as
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Speaker 1: we sort of like know, you know, the trauma that
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Speaker 1: she's dealt with with like a crazy ass Claire mom,
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Speaker 1: who she decides that Claire is like not crazy. I
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Speaker 1: guess this season when she says such things like my
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Speaker 1: mom would never get in our relationship in between my
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Speaker 1: relationship with someone else. It's like, uh yeah, I'm It's
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Speaker 1: like I do feel bad for Sophie, but at the
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Speaker 1: same time, there's like a lot of other things in
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Speaker 1: this world to feel bad for us. I'm not quite
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Speaker 1: sure I can tolerate her anymore, can you tell? Liz?
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Speaker 1: Fully is like these girls aren't mean girls, and I
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Speaker 1: like want to hug her through the TV and be like, yeah,
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Speaker 1: we know, we know why. I wish the producers had
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Speaker 1: given you a friend to go on the show with
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Speaker 1: two Like you should have had your own friend to
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Speaker 1: be on this resort with. It's really shitty that they
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Speaker 1: had like a Julie and a Sophie just like hook
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Speaker 1: up and then you God blessed knowing what we like
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Speaker 1: know that you are dealing with, like just had to
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Speaker 1: be by yourself there. I wish I was on this
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Speaker 1: fucking trip, not really, because I don't know what I
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Speaker 1: would do to, Like I would really tell off Sophie.
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Speaker 1: I'd be like, how fucking I mean, truly, can you
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Speaker 1: imagine anyway? Goudless? So Sophie apologizes by saying, you know,
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Speaker 1: like she was just really sorry if she just looked emotional.
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Speaker 1: And I feel like it has really honestly had this
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Speaker 1: like scene just to have Sophie have an ability to
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Speaker 1: recount what we just watched, which was that you know,
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Speaker 1: Pedro's family hates her and she hates them. And then
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Speaker 1: also she's like, guess what, I was met this other
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Speaker 1: guy on social media. I was just you know, running
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Speaker 1: through the men around in the area, and I found
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Speaker 1: this guy. It's interesting. Yeah, I just I don't run
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Speaker 1: through the dating apps all of them when I'm away
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Speaker 1: from my home. But I'm going to give this a thing.
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Speaker 1: I'm alone. I know that there are people that the
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Speaker 1: minute that they go to a new location on vacation
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Speaker 1: or whatever, like they cannot wait to open up whatever
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Speaker 1: it is hinge dry or whatever and like see who's
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Speaker 1: in the area. And I think there's a time and
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Speaker 1: a place for it. It's just sometimes I'm like, oh
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Speaker 1: my god, you're in this beautiful resort with your friends,
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Speaker 1: and like that's not enough for you. Doesn't the male
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Speaker 1: attention isn't hitting. So you're like, what else is around here?
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Speaker 1: And you're like, fine people online. But I think that
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Speaker 1: maybe there's another part of me that I have to understand.
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Speaker 1: Maybe it's like we're young and we want to party,
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Speaker 1: and like it's fun to party with people that are locals. Okay, okay,
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Speaker 1: it's yeah, it's so funny. It's just not my bag.
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Speaker 1: I think that when I go to a new locale,
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Speaker 1: like if I was at a resort, I would just
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Speaker 1: be so into resorting and relaxing and then just like
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Speaker 1: somewhat maybe organically meeting people if I wanted that to happen,
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Speaker 1: or just like hanging out at the bar or whatever
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Speaker 1: is going around the I don't know if I never
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Speaker 1: I don't know if I necessarily like swipe to get there.
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Speaker 1: But at the same time, I am going to give
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Speaker 1: this part grace. It could be a generational thing. So
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Speaker 1: the worst part of this scene is when Julia says,
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Speaker 1: it's not a girl's trip unless people fight. That's it's fine.
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Speaker 1: Now we all are friends. But don't even worry because
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Speaker 1: it wouldn't even be a girl's trip unless there was
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Speaker 1: like massive arguments. Now let's talk about this. That's toxic. No,
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Speaker 1: you can easily and I mean this, have girls trips,
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Speaker 1: especially if there's only three of you, where you don't fight. Sure,
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Speaker 1: when you're in your twenties and you have someone get like,
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Speaker 1: you know, a bachelorette trip somewhere and there's like seventeen
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Speaker 1: girls and you haven't met nine of them because they're
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Speaker 1: from your friend's other friends groups, and you're like, I
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Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe, yes, things can happen because people have
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Speaker 1: to pay money and who wants to pay this and
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Speaker 1: who wants to sleep where? Like right, you can those
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Speaker 1: fights happen. But to say that like every girl's trip
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Speaker 1: ends in a fight or like has a fight in
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Speaker 1: it when there's three of you is just trash behavior.
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Speaker 1: And I mean that if you have three friends and
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Speaker 1: you go on a girl's trip and you always get
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Speaker 1: in fights, there's a problem there, and it's one of
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Speaker 1: your friends, if them alone or you can include yourself,
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Speaker 1: it's just what does that annoy me? It annoys me
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Speaker 1: because it puts on girls or femininity or like females,
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Speaker 1: the kind of like trashy behavior that we can't get
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Speaker 1: along or that we are petty, or that we bigger
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Speaker 1: or like, uh, you know, there's like drama like that.
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Speaker 1: And the truth is only for certain people, only for
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Speaker 1: like emotionally really immature like insecure, vapid people, for sure,
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Speaker 1: because even when I said what I said, like, oh,
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Speaker 1: you might have friends you don't want to like deal
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Speaker 1: with or whatnot, it's like, yeah, you have an emotional
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Speaker 1: maturity be like, I'm not gonna say this person again,
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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna embarra it. And the other half of
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Speaker 1: it is if you have you know, your own let's
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Speaker 1: just say wants and desires, like you want to sleep
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Speaker 1: in your own bed, or you know you want this
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Speaker 1: or that, it's kind of easy to be like, oh,
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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna make sure that's happening for me either
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Speaker 1: I pay for myself. I'll meet you guys there, like
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Speaker 1: I said, up the thing. But yeah, I think that
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Speaker 1: to really consider a girl's trip in a way where
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Speaker 1: it's a bunch of kind of whiny women, a lot
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Speaker 1: of females wouldn't consider that a go. And I think
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Speaker 1: that Julia probably is the type that, like, you know,
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Speaker 1: he'll hang out with a toxic girl obviously, and Sophie's like,
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Speaker 1: every one of my trips ends this way, okay, so whatever,
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Speaker 1: you know, I don't know. Next scene is that they're
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Speaker 1: doing water aerobics. Now this part is what I make
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Speaker 1: sensor at the resort they're having like resort activities. We're
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Speaker 1: gonna see actually two resort activities, which is the best
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Speaker 1: part of this whole story. For this episode, these water
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Speaker 1: aerobics look so much fun. Everyone is like dancing, and
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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, get me to a hotel.
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Speaker 1: And then they also have on the docket dancing like
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Speaker 1: dance lessons. Girl, they're gonna do butchata And at one
12:21
Speaker 1: point you think that, like, you know, Kara's gonna come out,
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Speaker 1: maybe sing. She loves singing the music of her husband's people. Wow. Anyway,
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Speaker 1: here's the other thing. Liz has been dating someone like
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Speaker 1: before she got to the DR, and she, you know,
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Speaker 1: doesn't know how to handle it, and it's kind of
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Speaker 1: the confusing sit She's like, I met this guy and
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Speaker 1: we're dating and he wants to be like BFF. Sorry,
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Speaker 1: he wants to be boyfriend girlfriend with me, and I said, no,
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Speaker 1: I got to be single. I'm not usually single. And
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Speaker 1: then I come on this girl trip and I meet
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Speaker 1: you know, Via, and I'm like really into him, and
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Speaker 1: I don't know what to do now. So now I
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Speaker 1: have to like tell Via that, like, you know, I
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Speaker 1: have someone else at home, and I'm like, no, you
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Speaker 1: don't why what's Liz's end goal? I mean, Liz, okay,
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Speaker 1: well then we'll get into that. So then it's confusing
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Speaker 1: to me. And then it kind of it gets even
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Speaker 1: more confusing because it's kind of like, are you saying
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Speaker 1: that you want to be with the guy at home?
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Speaker 1: Because if you don't want to be with the guy
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Speaker 1: you know at your home, why do you think tell
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Speaker 1: Via you're just you were hanging out with someone before
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Speaker 1: you even met him. If you want to be with
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Speaker 1: the guy at home, you don't really have to tell
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Speaker 1: Villa anything except I got to go home in two days, buddy,
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Speaker 1: it's been fun. And then I guess confess to the
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Speaker 1: other guy, the one you really like at home that like,
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Speaker 1: you met someone, and then you know, like, but not
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Speaker 1: even then you would just be like I told you
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Speaker 1: I was single, and I'm going to come back. She
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Speaker 1: comes back from this dr either being single or not single.
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Speaker 1: If she's not single, she's done no wrong to either
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Speaker 1: Via or whoever this Alet guy is because she's not
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Speaker 1: committed to either one. She's just a young girl out.
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Speaker 1: You know, she can make the choice to commit, and therefore,
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Speaker 1: you know, yeah, put her tent toes down on the
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Speaker 1: sand next to some dude. But I don't think there
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Speaker 1: has to be this like guilty like what have I done?
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Speaker 1: And then you know, the entire episodes called the Act
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Speaker 1: of Monkey Barring, which I guess also was supposed to
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Speaker 1: be like Sophie from Pedro to this new social media guy,
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Speaker 1: you know. But the truth of the matter is, if
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Speaker 1: I was to take all of this at their word,
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Speaker 1: you know, Pedro can Pedro cannot assume that he is
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Speaker 1: going to have a night like that with his mom
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Speaker 1: and his sister and that any woman's going to stick
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Speaker 1: around and like be like I'm still down for you.
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Speaker 1: So if this is real, and if you really thought
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Speaker 1: that Sophie was not going to be dating anyone else
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Speaker 1: after that fucking shit show, then he should learn a lesson. Also,
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Speaker 1: the lesson should be, you know, if you really want
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Speaker 1: to change your life, you have to like start changing
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Speaker 1: your behavior, which means the boundaries you have with your
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Speaker 1: parents and the people that you pick. Okay, so back
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Speaker 1: at the dance lessons, you know, which now I'm like,
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Speaker 1: take me to some dance lessons. I absolutely need to
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Speaker 1: like do some partner dancing. I've never done partner dancing.
15:21
Speaker 1: I've never done salsa, never done merengue, and I think
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Speaker 1: that i'd be really good. Why because I can move
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Speaker 1: my hips really well. I mean, I can't move my butt.
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Speaker 1: That's really upsetting to me. You know the amount of times.
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Speaker 1: I mean, you don't know, but you can imagine the
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Speaker 1: sadness I felt over the multitude of times I've tried
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Speaker 1: to learn how to work and it's God, it's really sad.
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Speaker 1: It's non existent. It's like it's making a whale paint,
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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. It's like, how would that work?
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Speaker 1: But my hip's honey, my hips don't lie because of
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Speaker 1: the belly dancing or whatever, and so I think that'd
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Speaker 1: be good at like that kind of Latin dancing. Anyway,
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Speaker 1: here I go. So basically, then Liz is like has
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Speaker 1: the conversation where she's like, I'm dating someone and you know,
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Speaker 1: at back home, which is confusing because he's like, oh,
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Speaker 1: I didn't expect that, and it's like, well, you probably
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Speaker 1: did expect her to be dating someone at home. You
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Speaker 1: usedn't expect her to think that it's that important to
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Speaker 1: tell you, Because again, what's Liz's end goal? If her
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Speaker 1: end goal is to be with Alec, then she never
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Speaker 1: has to tell Via anything. She's just like, it was fun.
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Speaker 1: I just got to get home. I live at home,
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Speaker 1: and I don't know if this is going to be
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Speaker 1: we'll continue. She never has to bring up Alex's name. Now,
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Speaker 1: if she wants to be again with Via, then she
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Speaker 1: doesn't have to tell Via about Alec because he was
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Speaker 1: just someone that she dated before she even met Villa,
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Speaker 1: So she would just be like, well, yeah, I mean
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Speaker 1: I was hanging out with that guy, but he's no you.
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Speaker 1: So if you can get yourself to America or if
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Speaker 1: I can get my ass a dr permanently, then like,
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Speaker 1: you know, fuck that guy. And if she wants to
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Speaker 1: be single, then she's just single. She the only person
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Speaker 1: she has to I guess, be accountable for or is herself,
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Speaker 1: and also just the cleanliness of her street in communication,
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Speaker 1: So that's what it is. It's like, if Liz wants
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Speaker 1: to not be with Villa, she doesn't have to be like,
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Speaker 1: it's because I'm meeting this other guy, Alex. She could
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Speaker 1: just be like, it's been so lovely to meet you,
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Speaker 1: Like I didn't assume that I was gonna go on
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Speaker 1: this girl's trip and have like fun with my single
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Speaker 1: girlfriends and meet someone I don't know. This is not
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Speaker 1: the it's not right timing. I don't live here. You live,
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Speaker 1: you know, in a different country, and I just don't
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Speaker 1: know with my cancer and also me being on a
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Speaker 1: popular reality show, if I can make it work long term.
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Speaker 1: But it's been a pleasure spending time with you and
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Speaker 1: getting to know you. Because the truth of the matter is,
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Speaker 1: I mean, unless the whole time, unless Villa has been like,
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Speaker 1: oh my god, marry me, marry me, Please tell me
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Speaker 1: you'll marry me. Come here, come here, unless he's always
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Speaker 1: just been like, do not spend any more time with
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Speaker 1: me unless you are one hundred percent my wife. I mean,
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Speaker 1: what has what's been the wrong? Okay? Also, like, has
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Speaker 1: he talked to Pedro at all about what happened with Sophie?
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Speaker 1: Wouldn't you think that you would want that conversation like
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Speaker 1: almost like summer nights again, like he said, she said, like,
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Speaker 1: because we're you know, obviously have Sophie, Julia and Liz
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Speaker 1: reunited just to talk about that shitty night. But we
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Speaker 1: met Billa because he's a friend of Pedro. So why
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Speaker 1: hasn't Pedro been like hello, let me tell you what's
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Speaker 1: been happening. Mom hates her. She called my mom fucking
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Speaker 1: She said, your fucking mom. Nicole fucking hates her. But
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Speaker 1: a cool hates everyone, you know. Okay, let's move on too,
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Speaker 1: my makeup inspiration and yours. Vanya, Okay, Vanya, honey. Let
18:40
Speaker 1: me tell you right now. Vanya's cousin, Sanela has great
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Speaker 1: tastes and apples. Don't even worry. First shot a basket
18:49
Speaker 1: of fruit and you can maybe tell she's put out,
18:53
Speaker 1: like a little Continental breakfast with her guests. It's lemons,
18:56
Speaker 1: it's oranges, it's peaches, and again envy apples. Ugh, I'm
19:00
Speaker 1: obsessed with envy apples. That Fiji. That's it for me.
19:04
Speaker 1: I don't mind an opal, but my goodness, envy apples
19:07
Speaker 1: like somewhat took over the southern California apple game, and
19:11
Speaker 1: it's like everywhere, and you can get them organic or not.
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Speaker 1: They are so yummy. They look like gala apples, but
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Speaker 1: they're better anyway. A lot of apple talk like them apples.
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Speaker 1: I like them a lot. So she had teased us
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Speaker 1: about this big thing that Tony had done before they
19:30
Speaker 1: had gotten to her cousin's house and how like that
19:33
Speaker 1: was really really shitty, and we're like, oh my god. Now,
19:35
Speaker 1: remember Tony had the audacity to just like sit down
19:38
Speaker 1: with her cousin who he's in her home and she
19:40
Speaker 1: has laid up, you know, envy apples for him, and
19:43
Speaker 1: she basically had just been like, Hey, what's your intention
19:46
Speaker 1: intentions with my cousin? That asshole got out, turned around
19:50
Speaker 1: and was like, she fucking attacked me. She attacked me.
19:55
Speaker 1: I was a full on assault. I was assaulted. What
20:05
Speaker 1: the fuck are you talking about? How dare you? There's
20:10
Speaker 1: people that are assaulted all the time. It's definitely not you, buddy,
20:14
Speaker 1: your sweaty ass self and some red car being assaulted
20:18
Speaker 1: by this lady on a couch across the way from
20:21
Speaker 1: you who's invited you to her home. Are you insane?
20:26
Speaker 1: But the thing about it is, I do think he's insane.
20:29
Speaker 1: And I think the thing that makes me sad for
20:31
Speaker 1: Vanya is that she is so insistent on having a
20:36
Speaker 1: relationship with anyone that she didn't realize that he has
20:42
Speaker 1: horrible vibes and energy because she is not present or
20:46
Speaker 1: sitting in her like self to witness it, or she's
20:49
Speaker 1: so preoccupied and distracted by the want of a man
20:53
Speaker 1: or whatever that she didn't get that, oh, I don't
20:57
Speaker 1: know that the matherfucker had been married only for like
21:00
Speaker 1: eight months and he's fifty five, as you know, like
21:03
Speaker 1: what there were red red flags. And this is gonna
21:06
Speaker 1: annoying to me because she's gonna start to be like
21:08
Speaker 1: every time I date someone, they change and it's like, no,
21:12
Speaker 1: you aren't listening and you are not paying attention to
21:18
Speaker 1: what they're doing because your agenda is too loud, just
21:23
Speaker 1: like babes the eyeeshadows too much. And I mean that
21:26
Speaker 1: like if the eyeshadow was less, if you're like loud
21:32
Speaker 1: need to like lock someone down, was a tiny bit less,
21:36
Speaker 1: I think that you would have the ability to feel
21:39
Speaker 1: and sense and see and hold space for what is
21:43
Speaker 1: actually there and more important, for instance, her beautiful blue eyes.
21:51
Speaker 1: That's why she needs to tone down the makeup, and
21:53
Speaker 1: also her incredibly human desire to be loved and to
21:59
Speaker 1: be in a relationship that's healthy and good for her.
22:03
Speaker 1: If she could just tone down the desperation, that loudness,
22:08
Speaker 1: like the other one, the actual like real it's like
22:10
Speaker 1: a piece of just you know, dust dancing in my home,
22:16
Speaker 1: she'd be able to I think, get a quality relationship. Okay,
22:20
Speaker 1: so and you know, dear God, let that happen for
22:24
Speaker 1: us all. So the thing that she is upset about
22:30
Speaker 1: is that when she was getting her like permanent makeup done,
22:33
Speaker 1: I guess Tony was like asking her questions or called her,
22:37
Speaker 1: but like, you know, she was on the operating table
22:40
Speaker 1: for like, let's just I'm assuming an hour and a
22:42
Speaker 1: half to two hours, and he like couldn't stand it.
22:45
Speaker 1: So when she called him back, he was like really
22:48
Speaker 1: mad that she hadn't reached out to him, and then
22:51
Speaker 1: he hung up on her, and she found that to
22:52
Speaker 1: be wildly disrespectful. She's not wrong, it is It is
23:01
Speaker 1: also this, I have a best friend, first cousin. I
23:06
Speaker 1: love all my first cousins, so any of them could
23:08
Speaker 1: have been This person was to say it was my
23:10
Speaker 1: cousin Monique. If I went to my cousin Monique's house
23:16
Speaker 1: for my birthday and brought some dude that I had
23:18
Speaker 1: to start a dating and that my cousin Monique was like,
23:21
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to him, and I have told her things,
23:24
Speaker 1: and if in the same vein she was like, what
23:26
Speaker 1: are your intentions with my cousin chrissy because she calls
23:30
Speaker 1: me chrissy, and anyone pre high school can do that.
23:34
Speaker 1: If he A had if whatever dude I was dating
23:36
Speaker 1: had the reaction, which is that my cousin Monique had
23:39
Speaker 1: assaulted him A, that'd be one thing, but be my
23:43
Speaker 1: cousin wouldn't allow me to be fucking with this person anymore.
23:49
Speaker 1: Like I think that like the minute that that person
23:50
Speaker 1: stormed out and was weird and was like sweating and
23:52
Speaker 1: like went to bed in my family's home and then
23:55
Speaker 1: didn't answer a question. I mean, first of all, we'd
23:58
Speaker 1: be like go to bed and then she would have
24:01
Speaker 1: to like stare at me for ten minutes until I acquiesced,
24:07
Speaker 1: shook my head and got him forcibly removed from the home.
24:12
Speaker 1: There's just no coming back from them. There's no like
24:15
Speaker 1: cousin Nis, that'll be like you can be with him.
24:18
Speaker 1: I know that the moment that happens, that my family
24:21
Speaker 1: won't let me be with that person because they love
24:25
Speaker 1: me and like they don't want an asshole around, Like
24:29
Speaker 1: a disrespectful, weird asshole would not be you know, allowed
24:32
Speaker 1: to be in the presence of me anymore. And same
24:36
Speaker 1: same I can't even imagine same thing if Oonique had
24:39
Speaker 1: brought some person that was like she was really interested
24:44
Speaker 1: in it's her birthday. She's at my house and she
24:45
Speaker 1: has like you know, showed me or told me like
24:47
Speaker 1: some stuff that she questioned about his behavior and if
24:51
Speaker 1: she was like afraid to you know, ask him, but
24:53
Speaker 1: for some reason I wasn't and I did, and he
24:56
Speaker 1: had that reaction. Yeah, I'd be like, oh, buddy, don't
24:58
Speaker 1: go to bed. Just get back in your fucking car
25:01
Speaker 1: and get the fuck out of here. And if you
25:03
Speaker 1: ever message my cousin again Lebanese mafia, well you'll be dead.
25:09
Speaker 1: Will kill you. Sorry bye. Anyway, it's hard. So he
25:20
Speaker 1: didn't sleep well and then you know he's like feels
25:25
Speaker 1: ganged up on and alone. Good you should they decide
25:30
Speaker 1: to go paddle boarding by themselves because yeah, like her
25:34
Speaker 1: cousins like, I'm not going with you, and they go
25:37
Speaker 1: out there and then the battle boarder people and I
25:41
Speaker 1: mean this is hilarious. It's very very like blue sky.
25:47
Speaker 1: It's like it's a beautiful day and they're like, you
25:48
Speaker 1: know what, there's gonna be like thunders and raining. It's
25:51
Speaker 1: gonna absolutely be like lightning very very soon. We were
25:54
Speaker 1: not gonna let you guys go out, and they're like, oh, oh,
25:57
Speaker 1: so they just have to like mope around this beach.
25:59
Speaker 1: It's so depressing. He's like, I hate not being in control.
26:03
Speaker 1: I just I hate it when plans change, and it's like,
26:06
Speaker 1: well you get mad at the weather, then, asshole. If
26:08
Speaker 1: you are that controlling, and if you're that upset if
26:11
Speaker 1: some plans change, how come we didn't see you lose
26:13
Speaker 1: your fucking shit on that woman.
26:17
Speaker 2: I will be pedal boarding, bitch, No fuck the weather
26:20
Speaker 2: if I don't care. My plan was I'm gonna peddle
26:23
Speaker 2: board with Vanya, And I really am a controlling asshole,
26:26
Speaker 2: and so whatever I want happens, Like.
26:28
Speaker 1: Nope, oh that's hard anyway. So basically, Vanya does one
26:39
Speaker 1: great smart thing, which is that she's pissed about the
26:42
Speaker 1: whole situation and he is just like acting like a
26:45
Speaker 1: victim and she's like, no, bitch, I'm the victim. You
26:47
Speaker 1: hung up on me, and she starts crying and then
26:51
Speaker 1: she's like, I just I just don't I think that
26:53
Speaker 1: you're a weird asshole. And I kind of like this
26:56
Speaker 1: because I wonder if Tony did this thing where Tony
27:01
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know if I want to be
27:02
Speaker 1: a relationship. I don't know if I want to be
27:03
Speaker 1: a relationship. And then you know, like Vannie is like
27:07
Speaker 1: obsessed with him, is seemingly and then it's like I
27:09
Speaker 1: want to be a relationship, please, please, please, and then
27:11
Speaker 1: he's like okay, and then the minute it happens, she's like,
27:14
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can do this. I feel
27:17
Speaker 1: like it probably emotionally throws him off, and that makes
27:19
Speaker 1: me happy. He's weird. Here's a reason why he's been
27:27
Speaker 1: single this whole time. He has issues. It's not just
27:31
Speaker 1: like you know this wetlands. Yeah, anyway, let's move on, Gino.
27:38
Speaker 1: So Gina's driving Natalie around and they say they need
27:41
Speaker 1: a nightcap. They're coming hot off of like Uncle Marco's,
27:44
Speaker 1: you know, like great experience with Natalie, except for the
27:48
Speaker 1: fact when he was like, you guys want to have kids,
27:49
Speaker 1: and Natalie's like, I do. I actually have two. They're
27:53
Speaker 1: thirty nine and forty seven. Do you want to meet them?
27:58
Speaker 1: Just kidding? So it gets horrible fast when she's like, yeah,
28:04
Speaker 1: do you know? And I, you know, have been dating
28:06
Speaker 1: for a while, and even though we have some sexual
28:07
Speaker 1: Kim it hasn't gotten physical yet, and we're like, thank god. Okay.
28:11
Speaker 1: So then he gets home, Honey, to his house. This
28:14
Speaker 1: is like a different house than the one with Jasmine. Okay.
28:16
Speaker 1: He puts his JanSport backpack down right in the foyer,
28:25
Speaker 1: and then he gets the crown Yal Honey, he pours
28:27
Speaker 1: two nightcaps. There's a spiral staircase. Natalie sits down on
28:34
Speaker 1: the couch and they drink and they kiss, and then
28:38
Speaker 1: she says, I'm tired and I want to go to bed.
28:43
Speaker 1: And she goes like what why, and she's like, no, bitch,
28:47
Speaker 1: pick up what I'm putting down. I'm tired and I
28:49
Speaker 1: want to go to bed. And then we get the
28:51
Speaker 1: whole thing how he's like, oh, I haven't had sex
28:54
Speaker 1: in a year and a half because I couldn't just
28:55
Speaker 1: have sex with someone who's yelling at me all the time.
28:57
Speaker 1: And we're like, oh, well, then why did you try
28:58
Speaker 1: and get with someone who was like too hot for
29:00
Speaker 1: you and only wanted your money all because you wanted
29:02
Speaker 1: a sugar baby. Why don't you, I don't know, try
29:03
Speaker 1: and get with someone who actually likes you or you know,
29:06
Speaker 1: like genuinely could tolerate you for a long period of
29:10
Speaker 1: time if you were not on a television show. And
29:13
Speaker 1: that's not Natalie. And you know that was a choice
29:16
Speaker 1: he's never made. Okay, Courtney and Colt, so you guys,
29:23
Speaker 1: and this was the worst one. He misses Courtney, Colty
29:27
Speaker 1: and obviously Debbie is long gone. Debbie, just like flew In,
29:31
Speaker 1: got on her scooter, was like, I don't want to
29:33
Speaker 1: have to deal with my son. So that she tried
29:35
Speaker 1: to talk Courtney into like dealing with her son more.
29:38
Speaker 1: And Courtney was like, absolutely fucking not. Get back on
29:40
Speaker 1: your broom, honey, go back to Canada. I don't have
29:42
Speaker 1: to tell you fly up. So then Debbie does, and
29:45
Speaker 1: then now we're back. Colt missus. Courtney has her on
29:49
Speaker 1: his phone as Wallpaper calls Courtney, she thank god, doesn't answer.
29:54
Speaker 1: He's like, court are you okay? Just want to let
30:00
Speaker 1: you know. I just want you to, like, you know,
30:01
Speaker 1: call me back. It's so manipulative and so like, yeah,
30:04
Speaker 1: I'm just calling to see if you're okay. Please contact
30:07
Speaker 1: me to tell me if you're okay. And it's like,
30:09
Speaker 1: my god, if I were her, I would just like
30:11
Speaker 1: send her a send him a pick honey, just you
30:14
Speaker 1: like sitting on some new great dick, working dick. Anyway,
30:19
Speaker 1: so he decides to FaceTime. Diana looks just like the
30:23
Speaker 1: biddy that he was with before his wife. What is
30:29
Speaker 1: even type? He loves like a red haired Brazilian you know,
30:32
Speaker 1: young faced lady with glasses, I mean wild. So you
30:35
Speaker 1: know Diana was someone who was talking to before Hunt
30:39
Speaker 1: for Love, and then of course he goes on Hunter
30:41
Speaker 1: Love meets Courtney and he was like, well, I loved
30:42
Speaker 1: you before, but then I I never had met you,
30:45
Speaker 1: and now I love Courtney. I mean I don't do
30:47
Speaker 1: I love both of you? And then he's like, do
30:48
Speaker 1: you still want me to come to Brazil? Hell, you
30:54
Speaker 1: have no money, a you can't even walk. You are
31:02
Speaker 1: just trying. You are like the act of monkey barring
31:05
Speaker 1: is honestly it's cult. He is trying so hard just
31:12
Speaker 1: to get another woman to take care of him. Yeah, like,
31:16
Speaker 1: are you really thinking that she's going to take care
31:18
Speaker 1: of you in Brazil? You have nothing? I mean really wildly,
31:24
Speaker 1: the idea that Culty doesn't understand that he has to
31:29
Speaker 1: get a fucking job and have like some semblance of
31:32
Speaker 1: like of responsibility over his own life or I don't know,
31:39
Speaker 1: get to a walk in first is. I mean, that's psychotic.
31:46
Speaker 1: He literally is like, I don't know what I'm doing
31:47
Speaker 1: with my life. I'm like, no, shit, so figure that out.
31:51
Speaker 1: You're forty nine. Not really, he's not forty nine, but
31:54
Speaker 1: I mean he's not young. Time to figure it out, definitely,
31:58
Speaker 1: not time to hop on a flight Brazil. How do
32:00
Speaker 1: you even have that money? I mean, god bless. So
32:02
Speaker 1: then he's I mean, he's insane. At one point he goes,
32:06
Speaker 1: I want her back, and the producers are like which one,
32:09
Speaker 1: and he's like, yeah, I know. I think when he
32:15
Speaker 1: says that there's a part of him that likes it,
32:18
Speaker 1: I think there's a part of him that's like, I
32:21
Speaker 1: got nothing going for me. But I love the fact that,
32:25
Speaker 1: like this whole time on n Fiance, there's just always
32:30
Speaker 1: somehow been one lady fucking with me. So I win, Like,
32:36
Speaker 1: you know, it's kind of like a weird I guess,
32:38
Speaker 1: since you know what it is. Colti and Sophie are
32:42
Speaker 1: not far off from each other. I mean, obviously Sophie
32:45
Speaker 1: has way more sex appeal, right, and so she has
32:49
Speaker 1: like better suitors or whatnot, you know, truly, but when
32:53
Speaker 1: I'm talking, I'm talking about the utter need people have
32:58
Speaker 1: to be wanted and being a relay or be wanted
33:01
Speaker 1: by someone to feel like the sexual kemin vibes of
33:07
Speaker 1: someone who's like flirting with them that they're interested in.
33:10
Speaker 1: Like that seems kind of similar for both of them,
33:13
Speaker 1: and both of them will like ruin, you know, their lives,
33:16
Speaker 1: multiple lives to like feel it hot take. Would anyone
33:22
Speaker 1: say that find the podcast that's like Colty and Sophie
33:25
Speaker 1: same person? You won't, and that's why you're listening. However,
33:29
Speaker 1: thank you so much for doing so shorter episode. I
33:31
Speaker 1: guess we got through everyone. Goodness gracious. So if you
33:35
Speaker 1: want more of me, you absolutely can. First of all,
33:37
Speaker 1: give me five stars wherever you listen to podcasts, specifically
33:40
Speaker 1: for my makeup in this episode alone. You could be
33:42
Speaker 1: watching on my Patreon if you wanted to get this
33:45
Speaker 1: visuals before anyone else. It's extra. It's five dollars right now.
33:49
Speaker 1: It's so cheap it might go up later. Am I
33:51
Speaker 1: add more tears? I'm gonna add more tears and more
33:53
Speaker 1: things coming, and I really appreciate that, including a whole
33:56
Speaker 1: new series in fact, Love on the Spectrum, which premiered
34:00
Speaker 1: on Netflix season four. Episode one is going to go
34:03
Speaker 1: live on my rss feed. Episode two, that I did
34:06
Speaker 1: a collab with Psych Pop psych Legal Pop podcast, is
34:12
Speaker 1: going live on their RSS feed, And so that's episodes
34:16
Speaker 1: one and two and the rest of the episodes will
34:18
Speaker 1: be on my Patreon only. Thank you so much for
34:21
Speaker 1: supporting me any way you can, and honestly it doesn't
34:24
Speaker 1: have to be Patreon, just showing up, listening and giving
34:26
Speaker 1: me five stars. Of course, following me on social media's
34:29
Speaker 1: I'm at Chris el Fara on Instagram, on TikTok honey,
34:33
Speaker 1: you know, got a substack out a Patreon, I have
34:36
Speaker 1: a Facebook group, it's called Vanity Farrah. I have my
34:39
Speaker 1: page Chris Fara on Facebook. And finally there's that YouTube.
34:43
Speaker 1: So thank you so much for being on this journey
34:47
Speaker 1: with me. I will tell you that this has been
34:50
Speaker 1: like such a great year for me so far, twenty
34:53
Speaker 1: twenty six. I love it. So many amazing things have happened.
34:58
Speaker 1: I've gotten to rediscover my love of improv and sketch,
35:02
Speaker 1: and I'm like doing a lot of fun comedy things
35:04
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles and performing more, and that means a lot.
35:08
Speaker 1: I'm excited to kind of remount to shows coming up
35:11
Speaker 1: that I've done previously. I'm going to do a second
35:14
Speaker 1: version of my one person show, Lebanese Debutante, And I'm
35:18
Speaker 1: going to remount another fun, fancy show, who is My
35:23
Speaker 1: drag Character. On top of that, I've moved, and this
35:26
Speaker 1: is the room that I'll be performing performing, this will
35:29
Speaker 1: be the room that I get to podcast in. I'm
35:31
Speaker 1: going to put it together in a very super cute way.
35:34
Speaker 1: I'm going to have my own podcast studio. What a gift.
35:38
Speaker 1: And yeah, I've been so blessed with like lots of
35:43
Speaker 1: fun family and friends times, but mostly I cannot tell
35:49
Speaker 1: you how appreciative I am that people have supported Vanity
35:54
Speaker 1: Farrah the way they have, Like I could cry about it.
35:57
Speaker 1: I've gotten so many amazing comments I've got and so
36:01
Speaker 1: many loving you know, like text messages, I've had like
36:04
Speaker 1: fun guests on I just I Yeah, I am so
36:10
Speaker 1: wildly thankful for people responding to me positively, and I'm
36:18
Speaker 1: so honored by that. And I want to be able
36:20
Speaker 1: to give more. So the way I want to give
36:23
Speaker 1: more is just like getting all my ducks in the
36:25
Speaker 1: row making sure that like when I get to upgrade
36:29
Speaker 1: certain aspects of podcasting and youtubing and recapping. You know,
36:34
Speaker 1: I get to really move forward, So brand new studios
36:37
Speaker 1: coming with like fun visual moments, and I will be
36:40
Speaker 1: building up the Patreon and also going back to a
36:43
Speaker 1: weekly live schedule on YouTube as well. Other than that,
36:48
Speaker 1: I don't mean to, like, you know, give myself a
36:51
Speaker 1: big head. But also I've been somewhat killing it on
36:54
Speaker 1: like TikTok and Instagram. So there are fun little minute
36:58
Speaker 1: two minute videos talk about you know, the shows we watch.
37:02
Speaker 1: So make sure that you are into whatever social media
37:07
Speaker 1: and or vibe and or you know, Chris fairness, you
37:10
Speaker 1: want it all exists though, All right, two breasts, two breasts,
37:19
Speaker 1: put your feet in the floor, honey, give me your
37:22
Speaker 1: heart open. Let's spend some moments just breathing together and
37:26
Speaker 1: being like, wow, we did it all right, my loves,
37:45
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Take care of yourselves and one another,
37:49
Speaker 1: stand up for what you believe, and make art and
37:51
Speaker 1: happy spring happy. I hope you had a good Easter
37:54
Speaker 1: and a good passover. Orthodox Easter is coming up, and
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Speaker 1: I'll talk to you later, right mm bye,