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Episode 16: Trivia, Tributes & Tyler · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: The Blaze Inconfused. Podcast is rated M from marijuana no minors,
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  Speaker 1: but your audience is only.
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  Speaker 2: Naomi's got teenagers. I got like dad joke energy, dad
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  Speaker 2: joke energy.
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  Speaker 3: I love it. How's that working out for you? Not
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  Speaker 3: good with the relationship?
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  Speaker 1: Not good?
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  Speaker 2: I mean that's a stand up comedian. Is it good
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  Speaker 2: to have dad jokes under your under your I don't
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  Speaker 2: say them like on stage. What was that joke Bob
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  Speaker 2: said in the first episode?
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  Speaker 4: He was like, why do people who go scuba diving
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  Speaker 4: fall backwards out of the boat?
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  Speaker 2: Remember that?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the whole dad joke. Yeah, I've heard that
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  Speaker 4: joke from him about twenty five. What is the bit
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  Speaker 4: I forget the punch. He was like, because if you
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  Speaker 4: fell forward, you'd still be in the fucking boat.
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  Speaker 5: I remember he said that to me. He like pulled me,
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  Speaker 5: says I told a joke on their show. You got
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  Speaker 5: to hear it.
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  Speaker 3: And he's thinking, I'm gonna like he real proud of it.
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  Speaker 5: It's like he like gave me space, like I might
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  Speaker 5: double over and I might have a like a laughing fit.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, nice, bot, it was pretty funny. It is
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  Speaker 5: as far as dad jokes go, that is one of
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  Speaker 5: the top.
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  Speaker 1: That's tyler.
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  Speaker 2: I think that you should use that one, that you
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  Speaker 2: should steal that one and use it. I can't steal it.
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  Speaker 2: He'd love to, Maybe I will. You know, Bob did
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  Speaker 2: stand up, right.
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  Speaker 1: Did he? He did that one time?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 5: But you guys, you know you don't know this story.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know the whole don't tell I don't know
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  Speaker 5: if i'll tell it. I think, out of respect for
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  Speaker 5: the situation, I won't. But he he well, I'll just
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  Speaker 5: say he offended people. Of course, he asked to not
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  Speaker 5: return to the open mic.
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  Speaker 1: I loved it.
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  Speaker 3: I thought he was crushed.
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  Speaker 1: He was.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he came in a leather jacket.
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  Speaker 1: Wall.
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  Speaker 3: You were there with him, I was, and I didn't really.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I was the one that talked him into go and I.
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  Speaker 2: Was like, you should come to stand up, and he's like,
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  Speaker 2: I could do stand up? Ain't that hard? Well?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we said it was a comedian. You know, he
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  Speaker 4: was an entertainer. He was definitely that an entertainer. How
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  Speaker 4: original the material.
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  Speaker 1: Always was.
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  Speaker 2: Our friend, Bob Holder.
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  Speaker 3: What's the story you like to tell about Bob oh Man.
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  Speaker 2: There's so many that come to mind. Actually, the first
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  Speaker 2: time that. I Actually the first time that I met
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  Speaker 2: Bob Holder, he stopped me outside the radio station and
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  Speaker 2: asked me a question and I responded with and I
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  Speaker 2: quote actually I and he stopped me and he goes, actually,
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  Speaker 2: it's the most hated word in the English Lad. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: he never used the word. Actually, yeah, actually I hate
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  Speaker 2: the word. Actually never used the word. That was the
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  Speaker 2: first time actually puts doubt in somebody else's which you
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  Speaker 2: know what it does?
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  Speaker 1: It does?
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  Speaker 3: It really does? He does do that.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, now every time I hear somebody say actually, I
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  Speaker 2: actually think, oh wow, I actually doubt you know.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, oh man, what chair is Mike?
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  Speaker 1: Oh man?
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  Speaker 2: I have a lot of them.
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  Speaker 4: One recent one was when we went to Pocono Raceway.
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  Speaker 4: He basically just locked his way into every area.
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  Speaker 2: The mayor of.
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  Speaker 4: Pocono Raceway, according to him, Yeah, yeah, yeah, according to
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  Speaker 4: him and him, only God Blush exactly.
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  Speaker 3: The Pocono Raceway.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe it's the CEO whoever runs the raceway would call
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  Speaker 5: him after further review and yeah, Ben may yeah he would.
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  Speaker 1: He loved Bob.
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  Speaker 2: He loved Bobby. Yeah, no, Bob definitely knows people. It's
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  Speaker 2: funny that he gave us these tickets that said all access,
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  Speaker 2: but they really weren't like all access to where he
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  Speaker 2: was trying to take us, and the security guys there
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  Speaker 2: were like, we can't let you in, and he just
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  Speaker 2: literally stood there and he told the guy. He's like,
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  Speaker 2: I've been doing this for twenty years. You tell me
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  Speaker 2: I can't come in here, And sure enough they let
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  Speaker 2: us in. There's a there's a photo where Bob is
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  Speaker 2: at the BMW Championship in Philly. He's got a caddy
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  Speaker 2: bitbon and he's talking at Rory McElroy and there's a
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  Speaker 2: you gotta see this photo.
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  Speaker 5: You can see like Roy, because Roy he's one of
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  Speaker 5: the most famous golfers that has ever been. I can
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  Speaker 5: almost hear the conversation, and I could tell Rob was
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  Speaker 5: saying shit, and Roy's like, how is this guy talking
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  Speaker 5: to me like this?
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  Speaker 1: Right now?
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  Speaker 5: He's like he's perplex He's like, is this guy like
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  Speaker 5: a rich, famous person? Because you would have to believe it,
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  Speaker 5: like just his like aura was like larger than life
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  Speaker 5: is like a hackneyed but like it actually was true.
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  Speaker 5: Bob was like a larger than life absolutely absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: So if you're just joining us, we hate to break
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  Speaker 2: the news to you, but our very first guest on
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  Speaker 2: the Place and Confused podcast has sadly gone to the
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  Speaker 2: Great Cake in the Sky and we're here sharing our stories. Actually,
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  Speaker 2: the last thing that he said to me only three
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  Speaker 2: days ago was you know, you need to have me
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  Speaker 2: back on the podcast because it's just not funny anymore.
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  Speaker 3: And the funny thing was where I saw him.
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  Speaker 2: My parents just so happened to be at this event too,
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  Speaker 2: and he went up to my parents and told them
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  Speaker 2: the same exact thing. You need to tell your kids
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  Speaker 2: that I need to be back on the podcast because
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  Speaker 2: it's just not funny anymore. The guess that they have
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  Speaker 2: just recently earned funny. So Tyler, it's like pressure is
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  Speaker 2: on now, baby, you have to be extra funny today.
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  Speaker 5: Weird about one of the guests is the person you
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  Speaker 5: want to come on your actual radio show every Saturday.
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  Speaker 5: I will say this, though, on a serious note, about Bob.
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  Speaker 3: When we first met, we didn't. I don't even think
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  Speaker 3: he really liked me, I kind of.
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  Speaker 5: It was the Lea Valley Grand Prix and I was
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  Speaker 5: with the team, and I definitely cook that team. I like,
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  Speaker 5: I brought all my professional racing friends win the event,
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  Speaker 5: and I don't think he loved it, but anyway, and
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  Speaker 5: Bob didn't want to think I was funny, you know,
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  Speaker 5: like he actually he's the one right exactly. But he
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  Speaker 5: became super supportive of me, Like he's probably the most
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  Speaker 5: supportive person that I've had that wasn't inherently supposed to
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  Speaker 5: support like you know, like your family and your friends
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  Speaker 5: will support you, but like Bob was the person he
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  Speaker 5: like brought me on ship multiple radio shows. You know,
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  Speaker 5: Bob was like, like you say, Mike, he was like
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  Speaker 5: super rough around the edges, but like a super loyal,
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  Speaker 5: good hearted person. And like when Bob gave you a compliment,
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  Speaker 5: you knew it was like he wasn't bullshit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I bet we've all experienced that, like, you know,
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  Speaker 4: being introduced to somebody that Bob knows, and he was always.
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  Speaker 1: Like, this is Becker. Becker the best at what he does.
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  Speaker 1: He's such a great guy.
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  Speaker 3: But it wasn't like a hype man, like a hype
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  Speaker 3: man lies. Bob meant a truthful yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: He loved his friends and he was proud of them.
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  Speaker 4: He was super boast, you know, boasting. He would say
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  Speaker 4: stuff to me like you know, hey, man, you're funny.
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  Speaker 4: I was watching it, it's the funny stuff, because he's
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  Speaker 4: also said I don't think that was funny. Yeah, he's
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  Speaker 4: brutally on right, So like when he would say that,
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  Speaker 4: it would like mean so much to me exact because
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  Speaker 4: like he's not doing it in front of people, he's
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  Speaker 4: not doing it on the air.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he just pulled me aside and I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that's awesome. Yeah he's cool like that. So after further review,
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  Speaker 5: gonna miss that guy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, after further review, I was his favorite saying over
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  Speaker 2: his radio show name and where the hell did that
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  Speaker 2: come from? I want to know where that came from?
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  Speaker 2: You know a sports?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they check on a play and there after after
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  Speaker 3: the review happened. Wait, Joel, sports are all right, you're
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  Speaker 3: a funny guy.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what sports are. I just got done watching.
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking about this. I've been watching the Little
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  Speaker 2: League World Series recently. I think it's over now, right,
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  Speaker 2: Not to sound like a pedophile or anything, last words,
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  Speaker 2: but I feel like it's more fun to you.
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  Speaker 4: Like doing this show and what's the last They didn't
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  Speaker 4: even let me finish. Okay, whoa, that's what they said.
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  Speaker 4: That does not help your cause I promise you digging
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  Speaker 4: yourself farther and farther down, Jill. I was gonna say
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  Speaker 4: that it's more fun to watch the Little League World Series.
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  Speaker 1: Regular people, this one.
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  Speaker 3: A we all know what that means.
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  Speaker 5: Oh ship, well, I saw you can't bet on the
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  Speaker 5: Little gard They made like a statement, They're like, no
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  Speaker 5: betting on the lit League World Series, because I think
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  Speaker 5: people were betting.
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  Speaker 4: On Honestly, you know why it's more interesting to watch
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  Speaker 4: the Little League World Series because half the time when
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  Speaker 4: the pitcher goes to throw the ball, it lands like
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  Speaker 4: it behind the fucking stands, like they could merely throw strike.
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  Speaker 2: So it makes it more interesting to watch.
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  Speaker 3: I think at that level, At that level, they're pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: Though.
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  Speaker 2: Those guys are pretty good, ma'am. They are pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: They think it's over now, is it not? Do you
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  Speaker 2: think it's over?
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  Speaker 1: Who won?
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  Speaker 3: I think the fans won?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, apparently, Joel one, this is your last show of
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  Speaker 4: all time, Joel. Do you think if you step up
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  Speaker 4: to the plate against a little Legue World serious picture
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  Speaker 4: you could put one in play?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: Do you think you could? No? I just came from
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  Speaker 2: the Allentown Fair today and they had the game there
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  Speaker 2: where they have the glass bottles sitting there and you're
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  Speaker 2: supposed to throw the ball at the blast. I thought,
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  Speaker 2: there's no way that I could ever, ever, ever throw
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  Speaker 2: the ball and hit the glass bottle. I don't think
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  Speaker 2: I got Honestly, that would make like a great video
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  Speaker 2: because I would make a.
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  Speaker 4: Total ask of myself. There'd be no way that I
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  Speaker 4: would hit the glass bottle. I think he would you
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  Speaker 4: hurt somebody? Probably I'd probably hurt myself. That's probably who
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  Speaker 4: I'd hurt. No, we knew it might be difficult to
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  Speaker 4: do this week's episode, but Bob would have wanted us
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  Speaker 4: to do it. Yeah, he probably would have wanted this
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  Speaker 4: whole episode to be about him anyway. Probably sure, Sure, Sure,
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  Speaker 4: So maybe we'll add we'll sprinkle some Bob in throughout
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  Speaker 4: this episode, which is episode sixteen.
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  Speaker 3: Alright, p Bob, what a what a fucking legend that
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  Speaker 3: guy is.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we weren't sure about doing the episode, but we're
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  Speaker 4: gonna do it for Bob, right.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, Like, I'm so happy to be the guest this week.
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  Speaker 1: It makes me feel so good.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for being here, Tyler. We appreciate it.
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  Speaker 3: Of course started here. Yeah, episode sixteen let's do it.
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  Speaker 6: Welcome to the Blazed and Confused Podcast with Becker and
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  Speaker 6: Joel cent trivia podcast where the questions are high.
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  Speaker 1: And so are they hate.
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  Speaker 6: Time to pluck your curiosity and line up some knowledge.
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  Speaker 6: Though Blazed and Confused podcast starts.
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  Speaker 2: Now episode sixteen. Our podcast can officially drive Yeah, learners permit?
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  Speaker 3: Or played the Lovely World series?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? All right enough? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: That lead it off your tvo? All right, don't keep
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  Speaker 4: it stop. I'm Becker, that's Joel Hey speaking of learner's permit?
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  Speaker 4: How many times did it take you to get your
• 10:09
  Speaker 4: learner's permit?
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  Speaker 1: One time? Dude?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Oh manpas really yeah? I think my sister failed like twice.
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  Speaker 2: I feeled like a few times.
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  Speaker 3: How many?
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  Speaker 2: A few?
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  Speaker 3: What's a few? A couple is two, right, so what
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  Speaker 3: would a few be three?
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  Speaker 2: I believe it was. I think I got it on
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  Speaker 2: the fourth try, I believe, I want.
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  Speaker 4: To say, I hope. So, dude, it was either the
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  Speaker 4: fourth or the fifth.
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  Speaker 2: I can't really remember.
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  Speaker 1: Tyler. What about you?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I waited until I was eighteen, so I think
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  Speaker 5: I autoly you waited until you were eighteen?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't want to drive a lot of a
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  Speaker 2: lot of kids don't want to drive anymore.
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  Speaker 3: That's a big problem though. That's actually a very interesting
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  Speaker 3: question though.
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  Speaker 5: The few couple few, that's a that's a great debate
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  Speaker 5: because four is not a few?
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  Speaker 2: Oh that this is what we're going to debate. What
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  Speaker 2: a stupid fucking debate. That's not a stupid debate, because
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  Speaker 2: what do you say a few is three? I think
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  Speaker 2: a few is three anything more. I think a few
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  Speaker 2: is only three? So what is four? Then four? Four
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  Speaker 2: is more than a few?
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  Speaker 3: Four is just the amount I think you start to
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  Speaker 3: go into amount.
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  Speaker 2: So if I say a few, that absolutely positively cannot
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  Speaker 2: mean five of anything.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder what AI says? Should we ask Ai Andrew? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: ask Ai Andrew?
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  Speaker 6: Ai?
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  Speaker 1: Andy?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, where's why do you call him Andrew? We just
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  Speaker 4: needed to give him a name because we kind of
• 11:24
  Speaker 4: talked to him a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we decided last week that Ai Andy, you know,
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  Speaker 2: kind of has a nice ring though it right? Andy?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 4: So okay, so Andy, Uh, when we say a few,
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  Speaker 4: how many is a few?
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  Speaker 2: Is that like three? Or like it? Can four be
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  Speaker 2: a few? Can five be a few? Or is that
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  Speaker 2: just three or less?
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  Speaker 7: The good old how many is a few questioned? Honestly,
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  Speaker 7: there's no hard and fast rule, but most folks would
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  Speaker 7: say a.
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  Speaker 1: Few is around three or four.
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  Speaker 7: Once you start hitting five, some people might lean more
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  Speaker 7: toward calling it several instead of a few. But hey,
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  Speaker 7: it's not an exact science, so you can usually fudge
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  Speaker 7: it a little depending on the vibe.
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  Speaker 5: There you go. Yeah, we have Jamie over here. Thank you. Generally,
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  Speaker 5: a couple is too a few, three to five, several
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  Speaker 5: more than five, I think about several.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, several is seven and above to me.
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  Speaker 4: So six is what a half a dozen? Would you
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  Speaker 4: say a half a dozen? Or god, who gives a fuck?
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  Speaker 4: Half a dozen's good?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it took me several times to get my driver's license.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me, Wow, I wish that we had a camera.
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: We need to get cameras recording this podcast because mister
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: Becker is sitting here like an eight year old man
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: with a flashlight out now trying to read his paper.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, got my reading glasses.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know.
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  Speaker 2: Why do you feel the need to print everything out?
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: Why do you need everything on.
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  Speaker 2: A piece of paper? That's such a waste.
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  Speaker 3: I'm old school? Why though?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know?
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  Speaker 4: Put it on a screen makes me feel important, like
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  Speaker 4: I have documents, you know, come here with things to do.
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  Speaker 3: You know it's official.
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  Speaker 4: It does make you feel official. Yeah, somebody's got to
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  Speaker 4: be doing something with this show.
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  Speaker 5: I know he doesn't live here to have his computer
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  Speaker 5: in front of him, Like, why do you read paper?
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  Speaker 3: Well, because I don't live here.
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  Speaker 1: Why didn't you just.
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  Speaker 4: Read it off your He use my phone for other things.
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  Speaker 4: I look up stuff while we're doing this, you know,
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  Speaker 4: it's just easy for me to read.
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  Speaker 3: Like, what are the things watch?
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  Speaker 2: That's what I was kind of wow, exactly several He's
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  Speaker 2: on several sites.
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  Speaker 3: Could be doing the worst things, don't you think.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's like watching a Little League scause it's yeah,
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  Speaker 4: weirdo both you guys. Can our guest today Tyler Rothrock
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  Speaker 4: by the way?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, thank yeah. If you couldn't tell by the
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  Speaker 3: I have that in my nightmares.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you want to think about? Little League World?
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  Speaker 4: Series?
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  Speaker 3: Ahead? Bitch, keep going, keep going, come on.
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  Speaker 5: Just beeping you out from what you want to say?
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  Speaker 2: Tyler, you know that you have to answer the questions
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  Speaker 2: for the WRAPID round? Did you do that in your
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: last episode? I had a lot of vodka. You did,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm ready for you. Have you been on twice
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  Speaker 2: or three times? This is my second time, second time. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: superstoke for you, Tyler. By the way, you have a
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  Speaker 2: special coming out. Oh yeah, two days from now on Saturday.
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  Speaker 2: This Yeah, Bob Holder's birthday. So shout out Bob Holders.
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  Speaker 2: Oh how nice is that?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, September sixth on my YouTube. It's free and uh
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  Speaker 5: seven o'clock.
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  Speaker 4: I was there for the life. You were there, You're
• 14:12
  Speaker 4: in the promos. I'm in the promo too.
• 14:13
  Speaker 5: I don't know if it was awesome, but I'm happy
• 14:15
  Speaker 5: it's over and I'm happy it's coming out. But I
• 14:16
  Speaker 5: think it's good. I just got the final cut. I'm
• 14:19
  Speaker 5: okay with it. The day you like stuff is the
• 14:21
  Speaker 5: day should quit exactly. I'm a fan of that mentality. Yeah, no,
• 14:25
  Speaker 5: you should always strive for better. Very poignant.
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, poignant. I don't know what that means, I was
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: gonna say, and he does not know what that means. Poignant.
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: I'll take a poignant, okay, if you want to give you.
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: Thank you very much for the poignant smoke. And it's
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: time for the wrapping round. Yeah, sixty seconds, ten questions.
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: Whatever finishes first?
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: It might be the game begins in three, All.
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: Right, Tyler roth Rock. What was the name of the
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: high school in the movie Grease? Oh sits rapid round?
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Nope?
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: Pass?
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: How many cards are in a standard deck of playing
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: fifty two?
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: Got it?
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: What's an eight side shape called octagon?
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: Got it? What is the only food that can never
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: go bad?
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: Non preservatives?
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: What guitarist performed on the Michael Jackson song beat It.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: Pass?
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: Which US state nobody ever does That's so good for You?
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: Which US state is nicknamed a land up ten thousand lakes?
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: Michigan?
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: No? No, Wisconsin? Another one? Another state one of the
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: fifty states.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: What's James Bond's code name jim Jimmy double seven?
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: You got Which actor and comedian appeared in the video
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: for Paul Simon's song you can call me out.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: Next?
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: What fast food shade? Won't you use the slogan think
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: outside the bond Arby's You didn't make it in time
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: for this question, but we'll throw it out there because
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: it's kind of funny.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: What did so bad? What animal breathes through its butt?
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Animal?
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a land animal?
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: No? Uh? Yeah, I guess it could be. It's an
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: amphibious yeah, in and out of the water. A snake.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: No, what is it?
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: Turtle?
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Turtle? Yeah, I can breathe on it's but that's kind
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: of cool. Turtles are cool as shit. I kind of
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: want a turtle. I used to have a turtle growing up.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: You know what his name was? Way back I'm talking
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: like way back, way back. I was super young. Timmy
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: the Turtle.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: Timmy the Turtle's clever, cool, easy for him to remember.
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: That's why l ip Timmy the Turtle. What was the
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: name of the high school in the movie Grease? That
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: was right out high, right out high? You know what
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: a little side, not a little antidote. I was in
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: Greece the play sixth grade. We did it like a
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: musical and I was in it. And my brother was
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: probably six at the time. He watched Grease every day
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: for like three years.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, which is It makes a suburban dad a little
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: upset when you're when your boys watching yourself.
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: So I should know this. I should know, But I
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: didn't right out high, right a high. How about those
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: actors in that movie, by the way, we were like
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: fifty years old, playing like seventeen year old kids, and
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: I don't hated it.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, shut up, He's like, I could definitely tell the
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: older what was after that? How many cards are in
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: a standard deck?
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: He got fifty two?
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Eight sided? Shape?
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: Is an octagon? What is the only food that can
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: never go bad? That's honey, I can make it go bad.
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: The guitar has performed God on the Michael.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Johant, I think of it not the way you think
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: you're sick of. How are you going to make it
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: go bad? He's going to taint it somehow. I think
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: you're on the same page with guitar. What guitar has
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: performed on the Michael Jackson song beat It? That was
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Eddie Van Halen speaking of beat It. Which US state
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: is nicknamed Land of ten thousand Lags? That was Minnesota,
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: And they actually have eleven eighty two that are at
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: least ten acres or bigger.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: So I was kind of close.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: I knew it.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: Minneapolis is I swear to God, I know, just believe me.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: James Bond's code name double O seven you got that
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: at the very end there, which actor and comedian appeared
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: in the video for Paul Simon's song You Can call
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: me out.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: That was Chevy Chase. Oh, I should have known that.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: In the fast food chain once use that slogan. Think
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: outside the bun. That was Taco Bell and the animal
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: that breathes through its butt. Believe it or not, it's
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: not Joel. It is a turtle, Tommy, the turtle. That
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: was a lot to go through. Oh, you weren't just
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: sitting there so bad. I feel like, compared to other guests,
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: that I do pretty bad. Yeah, all right, I.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Think the questions were pretty good there.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: They were all over there.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: You were you know, you were followed by our guest
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: Michelle last week, who was our first contestant that completed
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: all the questions before the sixty seconds was up. Yeah,
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: but what does she get? She gets a met Hey.
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: I wanted to circle back to something. Remember we were
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: talking about my vacation time and how I use it
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: and you hate it?
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you off every Monday, Yeah, every Monday of
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: your life. And when we worked together, he would have
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: to cover my duties when I was gone and it
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: was every Monday because that would take because I would
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: take off long weekends instead of That's amazing.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's smart, right, strategic way.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: It's amazing until you got to pick up the pieces
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: of your coworker that doesn't take vacation like a normal
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: human being.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: Anyway, turn this music down and my new boss recorded
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: something for you.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: All right, So Joel was giving me about how I
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: take vacation time. I'm here with my new boss, Jen.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Are you okay with how I take vacation time?
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: Would you rather mean take a day off here and there,
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: or would you rather take a full week off?
• 19:26
  Speaker 8: With your opinion, I truly do not care how Becker
• 19:30
  Speaker 8: takes his vacation. In fact, I kind of prefer taking
• 19:34
  Speaker 8: one day off at a time because it's less for
• 19:36
  Speaker 8: me to have to manage. So whatever Becker wants, Becker.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Gets the way it is, Thank you.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be sick now.
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: Although here's a little bit of a devil's advocate on that.
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: I think the week is probably easier to manage because
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: you're like, here's that week in the calendar, Yeah, Becker's
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: not here, and then you know, but if it's every Monday,
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: that means every time you probably have to find coverage exactly.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: But I also work ahead every time, so I leave
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: very little to be done. What are you doing what
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: are you doing if are you doing what that guy
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: got caught doing at that concert?
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, should we talk about that quick? Oh yeah,
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: you guys, hear about that. I saw it. He went
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: to the show with him. What I was the guy
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: who punched him. I was offended. Okay, So a guy
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: like you would have let it happen. Well, the tea
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: is for our listening audience. So yeah, system of a
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Down and Corn was playing Wednesday night Met Life. So
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: by the time you're listening to this episode, it was
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: a week ago now. And during the Corn set said,
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: man just got so excited that he uh you know,
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: he took matters into his own hands, shall we say,
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: uh yeah.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Apparently.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: The video, Oh I saw the video.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: You can't see his piece, but you you can see
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: the you can see his hand moving back and forth.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: If you're going to do that in public, that you
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: better have a big piece, like you said, piece piece, big.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: A hog.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: You know, he was set up anyway, not a thing
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: to be known for, you know.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean he got cracked in the head too
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: by man onlooker.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: So it happened during the song blind Corn was playing
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: the show. If you do that too much, that's what happened.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: That's what happens, exactly as Bob Holder would say. The
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: knuckle shuffle. Security did remove him from the venue of
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: the Dude's name is thirty seven year old Joshua scan
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: name is thirty seven year old job Joshua fucked up.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Parents name him as a thirty seven year old.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, what a name right?
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: What foreshadowing?
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: They named him thirty seven year old And on that
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: year he gets caught beaten off at a concert.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Everything was predetermined.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Oh man.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: He was charged with lewdnous and resisting arrest shucking his
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: cob at a corn concert.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: I thought he got charged with playing with a little
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: kid's penis.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Do you ever hear that bit? That's a dad joke.
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: I'll be at like a Yearnal was like, you're gonna
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: get like, I'll be pissing myself and they're like, you're
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: gonna get in trouble for touching a little boys penis
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: because I'm obviously touching mine.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he had to explain get that one either, Really,
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: what do you mean?
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know?
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: That was the joke. I had to be explaining to me.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: This is why I don't do well with stand up comedy.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: I do well with you, but normally I don't do well.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: He's like, you are dumb enough.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah you. I don't know if for you it makes
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: me laugh everybody else if you got to explain the
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: joke to me, I don't think it's funny. However, I
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: will say, talk about a weird fucking urinal will be
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: at Have you peet at the Allentown Fair recently?
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: They through ones.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: It's like a big sink on the floor. You just
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: go piss into it. But then you just line up
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: with like seventy other men. You whip out your schlung
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: and do your thing. I can't do it.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Hakka? What's a hakka?
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Do you know what?
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: Is it?
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: In?
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: A Turkish thing?
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: No, it's I think it's a New Zealand right, Sam
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: owen look up a hakka hakka?
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: I rather not.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: It's all right.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: You know what he looked up the other day because
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: I sent him a funny meme. He's like, I never
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: heard of bukkak before, and he googled it and I
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: was like, how'd that go? I googled it at work
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: on a work computer.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: I wonder if that got flagged.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Oops, you're lost.
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: They probably are too, they'll blazed and confused podcast.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: All right, should we get on with the questions to
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: do it?
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Ready?
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Question number one?
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: What is the only US state that can be type
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: in using only one row on a standard Querti keyboard?
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: What is the only US state that can be type
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: in using only one row of a standard Querti. He
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: has the advantage because he's got the keyboard right now.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: I'm not even looking at it. I knowe you do,
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: all right, so keep that in mind. Yeah, but I
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: don't want to blow.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: My uh yeah, I really don't.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Well, not early, I don't. Now.
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: I tell you I'm on antidepressants, which fixes all that
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: as a whole podcast.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: Would determine otherwise that you don't want to click it?
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Shut up?
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: What was a question?
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Again? All right?
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: What is the only US state that you're my type
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: using only one row of a standard Querite keyboard?
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: You can't look at the keyboard.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Dude, A fine, I will go to my lifelong you
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: have no guests.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: You don't want to guess Alaska Alaska.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: All in the same row.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, wow, I.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: Never thought about that. I can see Russia from the house.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she was a dummy.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: All right, Let's go to the next one question too.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: All right, according to the Guinness Book of World Records,
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: what is the best selling book of all time? Oh,
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: according to the Guinness Book of World Records, I know
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: that the best selling book of all time, statistically speaking,
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: is the Bible?
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, but I don't know if I want to make
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: that my answer because according to the Guinness Book. Probably,
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: according to the Guinness Book, they're probably the best selling
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: book of all time.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: No, really, are you giving me like a trick questionnaire?
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: There's probably that's a question. It's not a it's not
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: a trick question. I wouldn't say it's every question is
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: kind of a trick question. If you're you yet?
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: What was?
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: What is the best selling book of all time?
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: To say? The Bible? You got it?
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: I take back the comment I made. That's very sect Yes,
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: what would you have guessed? Harry Potter? I was gonna guess,
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: uh one, the one with the fuck playgirl. That's a
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: mags as I'm guessing.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know for sure.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: It seems like that sounds like a magazine, But no,
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: stupid fifty of Gray.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say that's a lot of copies.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: There's a great viral video series that's going around, very
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: different than the Bible.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: By the way, I don't have much different.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: There's this viral video series of this dude that will
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: go in public and he'll roll down all the windows
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: in his car and put sunglasses on, and then he'll
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: crank as loud as humanly possible. The audio book.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: That's funny of fifty Shades of Grass.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like he tied me up, he made me
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: reach my climate.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: In the middle of the Yeah, in the middle of
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: like a crowded square with people everywhere. Yeah, in the afternoon. Yeah, yeah, Tuesday.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: I've never seen that movie.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: Seen that movie?
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I like it.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Is it longer than an hour and a half? Yes?
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, zero? Part of me probably.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Probably probably probably all right, I can't believe I got
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: the Bible.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: You ever read that thing a few times?
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: Not cover to cover, but you know, I know a
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: couple of parts of it pretended. Did you to get
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: that thing? In communion?
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: Oh you got a free pizza? Pizza that's worth like, yeah,
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: exactly what.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: Was that book?
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: It?
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: Book? It at pizza Bible? I read the Bible. Free
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: pizza for you. I tried to.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: Read the Bible.
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: Joel's gonna let me borrow his Bible, but all the
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: pages were stuck together, you know what?
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: And I'm the fucked up one. Here's a long book too.
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: Question.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Three lots of pages in that one.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: You know what.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: I have a modern Bible.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: You can have. It's called the Message. Okay, you want it?
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: You want to read it? God, you can read it.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: No, it's been still like legible. You can read.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: It, asked me the question, asshole.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: Now known as Meta, Facebook was originally named what now
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: known as Meta. Facebook was originally I got you on
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: this one? Wait wait, wait, say this again? Now not
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: as Meta. Facebook was originally known as Facebook with the no.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: The original name of Facebook was this, Yeah, but you're saying?
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: Now known as Meta, now known as Meta, It's gone
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: through some name changes. Yeah, but Facebook is still Facebook.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: It's owned by Meta. Do you know it?
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: I do know it? You want some assistants. I already
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: used my lifeline. Are you gonna let me use my
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: lifeline again?
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: Because I'm for babble doing you. Okay, I would say
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: the Facebook. The Facebook is your original name. It's like
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: a trick question. Trick trick question. Well, what kind of
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: question is that? Well, if your name was the Joel
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: and then like eventually.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: If your name was twenty seven year old Joel.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: All right, all right, you know what everybody's getting all
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: my nerves in this episode.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you.
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: Question for twenty What.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: What does ESPN stand for? I don't you'd probably know that, right,
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: ESPN as in ESPN Sports and ESPN Radio.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, thank you.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: What would you say? ESPN stands for work backwards? I
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: would start with what is the end man network?
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Good?
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Okay, that should be sports, right I think so?
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 28:42
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  Speaker 4: What does ESPN stand fork? And somebody tell me the answer?
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  Speaker 1: What is it?
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  Speaker 3: Entertainment?
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  Speaker 4: Say it all together, entertainment sports programming network. It's technically
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  Speaker 4: entertainment and sports programming network.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, you got it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, really, where was my sound effect? There you go?
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  Speaker 2: No, actually I wanted this one on that note.
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  Speaker 6: What you're about to learn absolutely nothing, Go Blazed and Confused.
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  Speaker 1: Podcast I got.
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  Speaker 2: I got some great questions for you this week. I
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  Speaker 2: do I really hard? Uh No, I think they're moderately hard.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna let you pick the category as always.
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  Speaker 1: I like that question number one.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, you know what, screw you. I'm not gonna let
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  Speaker 2: you pick a category. I changed my mind.
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  Speaker 1: I changed my mind last minute.
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  Speaker 2: Well that's throw off choose alright, that's a tactic. I
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  Speaker 2: like that, Thank you very much. I know what I'm
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  Speaker 2: doing every now and then. Right, all right, So what's cooking?
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Mister Becker? What's cooking? I'm gonna give you ingredients.
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  Speaker 4: Joe and I were at the fair. We got donuts earlier.
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  Speaker 4: I like one before I came out.
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  Speaker 2: Right now, man, I normally don't like donuts, but the
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  Speaker 2: donut Joe's donuts at the fair, you.
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  Speaker 1: Got in my car.
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  Speaker 4: They were on in like twenty five seconds.
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  Speaker 2: Hit all the fair food hits. To you eat your
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: cheese steak? Was it popping? It was pretty fucking good? Yeah. Man, anyway,
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: what's cooking? I'm gonna give you the ingredients, and you're
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  Speaker 2: gonna tell me the dish.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Oh this is cool. I like this pasta cured pork.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know what cured means, eggs, parmesan cheese, and
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  Speaker 2: black pepper.
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  Speaker 3: What are we making? Say it one more time? What's cooking?
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Pasta cured pork, eggs, parmesan, cheese, black pepper. Well, well,
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: don't don't be don't be mouthed off answers there, Mike
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  Speaker 2: r okay, Micah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Our lovely studio audience over here is try to.
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  Speaker 1: Mouth the answers. All right.
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  Speaker 4: So we got pasta, we got the cured pork.
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  Speaker 2: It was one sick and a doctor fixed it all
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  Speaker 2: cured it.
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  Speaker 3: It went to a better help anxiety. Pasta pork is
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  Speaker 3: really throwing me out.
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  Speaker 1: What what is cured pork being on in all on?
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: I think it's what pluanchade plunchadi?
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  Speaker 2: What is he saying?
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  Speaker 3: Salted like?
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  Speaker 4: It's a carbonar like? Isn't it like a magician called carbonaro?
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  Speaker 4: The Carbonaro's your final answer?
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  Speaker 3: I thought that might have been. It is that it is?
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: What it?
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  Speaker 3: Carbonara?
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  Speaker 1: What carbonara?
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: Chicken carbonara?
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: Chicken pork carbonarasta carbonara? I don't just this pasta carbonara? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: there you go.
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  Speaker 1: That's cool. Yeah, very good. What's the rope? Should I like?
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  Speaker 7: You?
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  Speaker 1: Pit? The category.
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  Speaker 2: Question?
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  Speaker 1: Two?
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  Speaker 2: Video games? All right, it's good you should be getting this.
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  Speaker 2: This is the prime of your mind life.
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  Speaker 4: Keep in mind the newest system of my own is
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  Speaker 4: an n sixty four.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: But is that true? Yeah? Okay, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Perfect?
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  Speaker 2: So which video game console was released? First? PlayStation or
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  Speaker 2: Nintendo sixty four.
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  Speaker 3: I think it might be PlayStation. I'd phone a friend
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  Speaker 3: N sixty four.
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  Speaker 2: Final answer.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's wrong, but yeah, I guess.
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  Speaker 4: It was a PlayStation like nineteen ninety four and sixty
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  Speaker 4: four PlayStation nineteen ninety six.
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  Speaker 2: You were literally right, yes, yeah, PlayStation was released. The
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  Speaker 2: original PlayStation was released in nineteen ninety four, and the
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  Speaker 2: N sixty four came out in ninety six. Two years later.
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  Speaker 3: Man having like, what is that?
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: Like the Bearonsteine Bears thing, Mendela the Mendel Della effect
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: about that, Joel, do you know what the Mandela effect is?
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: No, I'm the one asking the question, not you. Question three.
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  Speaker 2: All right, A question should be able to help you
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  Speaker 2: out a little teeny tiny bit with this question here.
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  Speaker 2: The category is how many? How many US states begin
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  Speaker 2: with the letter.
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  Speaker 4: M Minnesota, Michigan, Montana, Mexico, No, Mexican, Yeah, New Mexican,
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  Speaker 4: New Mexico, Man, Maine, your mom no different, that's a
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  Speaker 4: hy Come on, don't leave me here, Do not leave me.
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  Speaker 3: Don't encourage that. That's good ship. Can't go wrong with
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: your mom joke, your mom joke every time.
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  Speaker 4: Minnesota, Michigan, Montana, Maine. I think it's four, no, Mississippi.
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  Speaker 3: Five, five six. I'm just gonna keep going several the number, give.
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  Speaker 4: Me a number, let's go. I'm running out of time
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  Speaker 4: here in patient seven seven? Is it five six? Jesus
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  Speaker 4: Christ Mike, you pick a fucking number.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Tell me what the answer is.
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  Speaker 3: The answer is eight, idiot, I'm telling them.
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  Speaker 4: Ocean City, Oh, Maryland, Michigan, Montana, Missouri. Forgot about Missouri, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Minnesota,
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  Speaker 4: and Maine.
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: I forgot a lot of them. Hit all right?
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: Sorry, people that listen there, Yeah, all ar global listeners,
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: ready for your final questions?
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Question four twenty what all right?
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: This is the lyric challenge.
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  Speaker 4: I read the lyric. You tell me where the song is.
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  Speaker 4: I could stay.
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  Speaker 2: Awake just to hear you breathing, watch your smile while
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: you're sleeping, while you're far away and dreaming.
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: I don't want to close my eyes. I don't want
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  Speaker 4: to fall asleep because I miss you. Vib and I
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  Speaker 4: don't want to miss a thing. I don't want to
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  Speaker 4: miss a thing by Aerosmith.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, very nicely done.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty good. Did you only get two out of four? Yeah?
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: Two out of four? That's okay?
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: But can you try to sing it now?
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't want to close mass.
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: I don't want to fall asleep because I miss your baby.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: That song sock and I don't that's what movies?
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Is that?
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: Armageddon?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Never seen that movie?
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: It way too long for you. But it's at the
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: end of the world.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it was kind of relatable right now, wouldn't
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: do the munchy minute?
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we got ship to eat count me in.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: I do want to eat some stuff.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: So at work I started a snack drawing. The other
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: part of the media team is on the other side
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  Speaker 4: of the building.
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  Speaker 1: They're away.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: They have their own snack area for us.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: It's too far to travel for snacks during the day,
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: so why not have our own snack area. So the
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: receptionist brought in and contributed these pretzels. Now, Tyler saw
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: these pretzels before, and he knew what they were right away.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: The name, the quality, you had, the Honey Mustard version.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: The Honey Mustard strongly recommend Dot's home Style pretzels original
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: see in Pretzel Twists. I got the original because well,
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: just super freaking good. But the last time I had
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: bugles here, you seem disappointed at having nacho cheese, so
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: I figured to get something classic for you to try.
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: But these are so buttery and like seasoned so perfectly,
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: so like home style pretzels. Yeah, pretzel twists. Yeah, they
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: really long stick pretzels.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: Something not long. They're kind in their average Let's just
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: be honest.
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  Speaker 2: Average sticks not long.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: Length and size is a relative to subjective. Oh delightful, right, okay,
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: pretty good? Right, Yeah, they're pretty great, Joel endorsing. Yeah,
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: are you giving me the rest of this bagg or?
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: No? Did you bring any snacks?
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: I'm not.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: I don't really have snacks a lot.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: We have a snack for Tyler though, who is never
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: somehow never had a I.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Don't remember what they taste like. This should be news here.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: Here's the thing. I smell them, and I know I'm
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: gonna like them.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good stuff.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: And they're the orange ones. Yeah, I'm an orange fan.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: That is good stuff. Now would you just be able
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: to have one out two right now?
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: You're gonna probably drive to seven to eleven after this
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: and five bunch of those or so.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: The thing about to be this guy? What's the nutrition
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: facts on these? Je zero? There's one hundred in here, Joel?
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: You made quick work of these. No way, there's a hundred.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: It says it on the thing.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Dude, what yeah in that little thing? No way, they lie?
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: What do you think out of ten? One between one
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: and ten, that's an eight.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, never had to before.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: I don't know, because it's not a breath mint to me.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: See the original ones are? They're minty? Yeah, I don't
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: like mint, right, but if I'm having a breath mint,
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: I would never go with a tick tag.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: When you brush your teeth in the morning, what happens there?
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: So that's that's why.
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: I don't like mint, because I can't mimic that flavor outside.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: Of the brushing teeth.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: Okay, that's to me, the flavor of cleaning your teeth, gotcha?
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: What about the andies mints? No, dude, Like you got
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: a hotel and like they leave the mints. I hate this.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: You throw throw them at the wall. I freak out.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: I put him in the bed. I smear him in
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: the bed so it looks like I shit. Sometimes I
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: also sh in the bedside that dealers.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: Yea.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're so happy to have Tyler here for that
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: very reason. Thank you, so foul.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: I am really excited for you because you've been working
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: really hard on a special that comes out in two
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: days on September sixth. Can you tell people about that
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: again and tell people where to go how they can
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: watch it?
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, on my YouTube.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: What they can expect surprise guests.
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: Maybe I don't know, but you'll see Mike Becker in
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: the front, like that's what I was talking about, Yeah, exactly.
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: So on my YouTube channel, I would love it if
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: you subscribed. I'm going to do like a premiere at
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: seven o'clock on the sixth, so it'll be released and
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: you can and I'm gonna be in the live chat
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: answering questions and like talking about where the bits came from,
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: because some of them are a little bit more personal
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: than others, so I'll offer some insight on that. And yeah,
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: it's kind of like the culmination of the last three
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: or four years of doing stand up ever since I
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: recorded that like that that CD. This is kind of
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: like the next thing I'm putting down and they let
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: me film it. Troy from Crane House Productions in Wilmington,
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: North Carolina, came up produced it, did five camera production
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: by himself.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: It's like pretty insane. Yeah, it's so good.
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: So it looks good, sounds good, the bits are fine,
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: and I'm proud enough of it that I'm going to
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: actually release it so and help you watch it with Shay.
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: You tube channel called Tyler Rothrock Tyler Rothrock. I'm very
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: happy for you, thank you, thank.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: You for being there.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: Absolutely seriously, I know you're anyone who's doing something is
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: always gonna have some kind of criticism about what they're doing,
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: and you know, yeah especially but uh, we laughed out
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: loud almost the entire time.
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: Having you be in the front row laughing, and I'm not,
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: I'm not, there's no hyperbole.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah with this.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: You've been at a couple of shows. You're another one.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: Like I mentioned about Bob and you, Joe and Jamie.
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: Uh, you know, there's not always locally like you get
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: lost and saw sometimes, you know, and like the Lea
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: Valley is a tough place to perform all the time.
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: So when I see you guys in the crowd, Mike,
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: you know, like you're you're there, I know, I get
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: a little comforted.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: That's cool.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: So it was nice to see you there front row,
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: smile and laughing, probably stoned, probably Stone. I think that helped, but.
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: Not super funny stoked Tyler roth Rock Episode sixteen special
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  Speaker 4: guest in the audience here mic Er. Uh, one day
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: he'll be able to talk maybe, Uh this episode in
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: honor of Bob, Bob, Bobby gonna miss him a lot.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: What a legend, but we get to hear him every
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: time this show starts. He's our disclaimer. Yes, so he's
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: the Ranti sounding man. You rise your mouth right now.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: It's pretty dry.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: You went through about one hundred.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: I'm still working on the bag. After further review, After
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: further review, actually I'm gonna more pretzels. Actually, after further review.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: We love you, Bob, episode sixteen.
• 41:59
  Speaker 6: Thanks guys, The Blazed and Confused podcasts with Becker and
• 42:03
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• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Next time you