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Fast Five Shorts | An LA Raiders Latch Hook Lightning Round · Omni Talk Retail

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  It
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  was
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  your
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  birthday
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  last
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  weekend.
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  Happy
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  birthday.
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  If
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  you
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  could
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  have
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  the
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  power
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  to
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  have
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  your
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  family
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  do
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  something
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  else
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  besides
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  sing
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  Happy
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  Birthday
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  in
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  honor
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  of
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  your
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  birthday,
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  what
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  would
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  it
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  be?
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  Oh,
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  man.
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  And
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  as
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  you
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  know,
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  I
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  was
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  sick
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  as
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  a
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  dog
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  on
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  my
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  birthday
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  weekend,
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  and
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  I'm
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  still
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  sick.
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  And
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  took
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  me
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  about
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  three
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  headlines
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  to
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  get
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  into
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  the
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  podcast
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  to
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  get
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  my
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  brain
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  working,
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  too,
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  for
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  those
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  that
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  stuck
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  with
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  us
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  this
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  long.
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  So
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  my,
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  my,
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  my
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  birthday
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  wish
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  would
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  be
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  that
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  they
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  could
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  get
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  rid
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  of
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  this
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  cold
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  that's
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  plagued
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  me
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  for,
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  like,
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  the
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  last
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  two
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  months.
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  It
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  just
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  keeps
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  coming
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  and
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  keeps
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  coming
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  back.
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  And
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  so
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  that,
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  that's,
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  that's,
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  that's,
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  that's
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  my
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  answer
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  to
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  that
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  question.
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  Okay.
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  I
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  was
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  hoping,
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  like,
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  you'd
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  have
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  them,
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  like,
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  give
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  you
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  a
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  massage
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  or,
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  like,
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  do
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  something
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  else
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  that
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  doesn't
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  involve
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  loud
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  singing,
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  but.
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  Okay.
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  Getting
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  rid
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  of
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  a
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  cold,
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  I
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  suppose,
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  is.
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  This
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  is
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  relevant
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  right
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  now?
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  Yeah,
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  it
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  is.
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  Yeah.
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  I'd
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  say
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  maybe
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  give
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  me
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  an
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  hour
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  to
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  read
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  in
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  peace.
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  I
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  think
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  that
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  would
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  be
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  a
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  nice
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  thing,
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  too.
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  You
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  know,
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  that.
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  That's
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  a
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  hard
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  thing
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  to
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  come
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  by
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  in
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  my
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  household.
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  But.
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  All
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  right,
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  question
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  number
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  two.
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  Lester
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  Holt
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  is
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  also
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  stepping
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  down.
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  More
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  sad
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  news
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  this
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  week.
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  And
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  as
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  anchor
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  of
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  the
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  NBC
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  Nightly
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  News,
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  as
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  a
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  former
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  news
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  reporter
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  yourself,
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  who
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  is
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  your
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  favorite
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  national,
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  national
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  news
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  anchor
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  of
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  all
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  time?
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  And,
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  oh,
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  there
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  was
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  a
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  lot
• 1:12
  of
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  people
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  that
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  I
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  had
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  to
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  pull
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  from
• 1:14
  here
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  that
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  were
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  very
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  close.
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  Diane
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  Sawyer,
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  Peter
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  Jennings,
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  I
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  liked
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  a
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  lot.
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  But
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  then,
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  you
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  know
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  what
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  is
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  weird?
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  I
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  was
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  like,
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  I
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  better
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  fact
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  check
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  these
• 1:24
  people
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  and
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  see
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  if
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  they
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  have
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  gotten
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  into
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  trouble
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  recently.
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  Because
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  I
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  feel
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  like
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  there's
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  so
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  many
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  that
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  you're
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  like,
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  ooh,
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  I
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  liked
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  their
• 1:31
  work.
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  All
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  of
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  their
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  work.
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  Right.
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  But
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  I
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  have
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  to
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  pick
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  Katie
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  Couric
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  because
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  I
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  always
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  thought
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  she
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  did
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  a
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  really
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  good
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  job
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  on
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  a
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  human
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  level
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  talking
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  to
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  people.
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  And
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  I
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  got
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  to
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  meet
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  her
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  once
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  in
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  an
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  elevator
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  when
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  I
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  worked
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  at
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  NBC
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  in
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  New
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  York.
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  And
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  it
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  was,
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  she
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  was
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  very
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  pleasant.
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  So
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  she
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  was,
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  she,
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  she
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  made,
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  she
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  made
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  the.
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  The
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  full
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  360
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  view
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  of
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  a
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  good,
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  good
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  integrity.
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  Integrity
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  laden
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  journalist
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  and
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  a
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  nice
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  person.
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  So
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  are,
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  Are
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  you
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  taller
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  or
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  shorter
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  than
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  Ms.
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  Couric?
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  I'm
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  curious.
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  I'm
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  taller.
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  I.
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  Are
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  you
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  hopefully
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  still
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  am,
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  but
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  I
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  don't
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  know.
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  It
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  was
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  a
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  long
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  time
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  ago.
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  Yes,
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  but
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  I'm
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  saying
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  I'm
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  probably
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  shrinking
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  as
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  well,
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  so
• 2:14
  who
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  knows
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  at
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  this
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  point
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  in
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  time?
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  Lots
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  of
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  hunching
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  over
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  at
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  a
• 2:17
  computer.
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  Okay,
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  Chris,
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  question
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  number
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  three.
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  Joann
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  Fabrics,
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  as
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  we
• 2:21
  mentioned,
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  is
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  about
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  to
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  be
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  sold,
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  and
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  all
• 2:23
  stores
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  will
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  be.
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  What
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  was
• 2:25
  the
• 2:25
  last
• 2:25
  thing
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  that
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  you
• 2:26
  purchased
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  at
• 2:27
  Joanne
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  Fabrics.
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  Wow.
• 2:30
  This.
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  I
• 2:31
  had
• 2:31
  to
• 2:31
  go
• 2:31
  way
• 2:31
  back
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  for
• 2:32
  this
• 2:32
  one,
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  and.
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  And
• 2:33
  I
• 2:33
  was
• 2:33
  wondering.
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  I
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  do.
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  I
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  do
• 2:35
  remember
• 2:35
  it
• 2:35
  like
• 2:35
  it
• 2:35
  was
• 2:36
  yesterday.
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  I
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  think
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  I
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  was
• 2:36
  like,
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  6
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  years
• 2:37
  old.
• 2:38
  My
• 2:38
  father,
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  God
• 2:39
  rest
• 2:39
  his
• 2:39
  soul,
• 2:40
  took
• 2:40
  me
• 2:40
  in
• 2:40
  there
• 2:40
  and
• 2:41
  we
• 2:42
  bought
• 2:42
  a
• 2:42
  little
• 2:42
  hook
• 2:43
  rug.
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  Like
• 2:43
  a
• 2:43
  little
• 2:44
  rug?
• 2:44
  Oh,
• 2:44
  yeah.
• 2:45
  You
• 2:45
  know
• 2:45
  those
• 2:45
  things.
• 2:46
  Yes,
• 2:46
  yes.
• 2:47
  Like
• 2:47
  a
• 2:47
  little
• 2:47
  8
• 2:48
  by
• 2:48
  10
• 2:48
  hook
• 2:48
  rug.
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  And
• 2:49
  it
• 2:49
  was
• 2:49
  of
• 2:49
  the
• 2:50
  Los
• 2:50
  Angeles
• 2:50
  Raiders,
• 2:51
  who
• 2:51
  ended.
• 2:51
  Ended
• 2:52
  up
• 2:52
  becoming
• 2:52
  my.
• 2:53
  My
• 2:53
  favorite
• 2:53
  team.
• 2:53
  And
• 2:53
  they
• 2:54
  actually
• 2:54
  happened
• 2:54
  to
• 2:54
  be
• 2:54
  in
• 2:54
  the
• 2:55
  super
• 2:55
  bowl
• 2:55
  that
• 2:55
  year.
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  And
• 2:56
  so
• 2:56
  I
• 2:57
  loved.
• 2:57
  I
• 2:57
  loved.
• 2:58
  I
• 2:58
  loved
• 2:58
  the
• 2:58
  NFL,
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  and
• 2:59
  I.
• 2:59
  I
• 3:00
  stopped
• 3:00
  loving
• 3:00
  the
• 3:00
  Raiders,
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  thankfully,
• 3:01
  because
• 3:01
  I,
• 3:01
  you
• 3:02
  know,
• 3:02
  lots
• 3:02
  of
• 3:02
  reasons,
• 3:03
  but,
• 3:03
  yeah,
• 3:03
  that
• 3:03
  was
• 3:03
  the
• 3:04
  memory
• 3:04
  I
• 3:04
  had.
• 3:04
  What
• 3:04
  about
• 3:04
  the
• 3:04
  hook
• 3:05
  art?
• 3:05
  Do
• 3:05
  you
• 3:05
  still
• 3:06
  love
• 3:06
  that?
• 3:06
  Like,
• 3:06
  could
• 3:07
  you
• 3:07
  pick
• 3:07
  up
• 3:07
  hook
• 3:07
  art
• 3:08
  in
• 3:08
  your
• 3:08
  retirement
• 3:09
  or
• 3:09
  something?
• 3:09
  No.
• 3:10
  Oh,
• 3:10
  I
• 3:10
  could.
• 3:10
  I
• 3:11
  could
• 3:11
  pick
• 3:11
  it
• 3:11
  up.
• 3:11
  Yeah.
• 3:12
  But
• 3:12
  I
• 3:12
  don't.
• 3:13
  I
• 3:13
  don't
• 3:13
  still
• 3:13
  have
• 3:13
  it.
• 3:14
  Yeah,
• 3:14
  I
• 3:14
  could.
• 3:14
  I
• 3:14
  could
• 3:14
  pick
• 3:15
  it
• 3:15
  up.
• 3:15
  Yeah.
• 3:15
  I
• 3:15
  could
• 3:16
  hook
• 3:16
  a
• 3:16
  rug
• 3:16
  with
• 3:16
  the
• 3:16
  best
• 3:17
  of
• 3:17
  a
• 3:17
  man,
• 3:17
  I
• 3:17
  bet.
• 3:18
  All
• 3:18
  right.
• 3:18
  That
• 3:18
  this
• 3:19
  the
• 3:19
  last
• 3:20
  one.
• 3:20
  Boy
• 3:20
  Meets
• 3:21
  World
• 3:21
  will
• 3:22
  Friedel
• 3:23
  says
• 3:24
  Ben
• 3:24
  Savage
• 3:25
  still
• 3:26
  won't
• 3:26
  speak
• 3:26
  to
• 3:26
  costars
• 3:27
  amid.
• 3:28
  Amid
• 3:28
  their
• 3:28
  estrangement.
• 3:29
  I
• 3:30
  am
• 3:30
  curious.
• 3:30
  And
• 3:31
  of
• 3:31
  the
• 3:31
  two
• 3:32
  Savages,
• 3:33
  Fred
• 3:34
  or
• 3:34
  Ben,
• 3:35
  with
• 3:36
  whom
• 3:36
  does
• 3:36
  your
• 3:37
  heart
• 3:37
  remember
• 3:38
  most
• 3:38
  fond?
• 3:38
  Or
• 3:39
  does
• 3:40
  who
• 3:40
  do
• 3:40
  you
• 3:40
  remember
• 3:40
  most
• 3:41
  fondly?
• 3:41
  And
• 3:41
  that's
• 3:41
  what
• 3:42
  I'm
• 3:42
  trying
• 3:42
  to
• 3:42
  say.
• 3:43
  Oh,
• 3:43
  it
• 3:43
  has
• 3:43
  to
• 3:44
  be
• 3:44
  Kevin.
• 3:45
  Fred.
• 3:45
  Fred,
• 3:45
  without
• 3:46
  a
• 3:46
  doubt.
• 3:46
  Like,
• 3:47
  Wonder
• 3:47
  Years.
• 3:48
  Oh,
• 3:49
  he
• 3:49
  was
• 3:49
  just.
• 3:50
  That
• 3:50
  was
• 3:50
  one
• 3:50
  of
• 3:50
  my
• 3:50
  favorite
• 3:51
  shows
• 3:51
  of
• 3:51
  all
• 3:52
  time.
• 3:53
  So
• 3:53
  Fred.
• 3:54
  Fred
• 3:54
  wins.
• 3:54
  My
• 3:55
  Fred,
• 3:55
  not
• 3:55
  Ben.
• 3:55
  Okay,
• 3:55
  so
• 3:56
  were
• 3:56
  you
• 3:56
  a
• 3:56
  Boy
• 3:56
  meets
• 3:57
  Boy
• 3:57
  Meets
• 3:57
  World
• 3:57
  girl
• 3:58
  at
• 3:58
  all?
• 3:58
  Like,
• 3:58
  I.
• 3:59
  Oh,
• 3:59
  yeah.
• 4:00
  Topanga
• 4:01
  loved
• 4:01
  her.
• 4:01
  She
• 4:01
  was
• 4:01
  great.
• 4:02
  You
• 4:02
  were.
• 4:03
  We
• 4:03
  watched
• 4:03
  Boy
• 4:03
  Meets
• 4:04
  World,
• 4:04
  but.
• 4:05
  But
• 4:05
  no,
• 4:05
  it
• 4:05
  does
• 4:06
  not
• 4:06
  compare
• 4:06
  to
• 4:06
  Fred
• 4:07
  Savage
• 4:07
  in
• 4:07
  the
• 4:07
  Wonder
• 4:08
  Years
• 4:09
  Little
• 4:09
  Monsters.
• 4:10
  I
• 4:10
  mean,
• 4:10
  every.
• 4:11
  I
• 4:11
  loved
• 4:11
  Fred
• 4:12
  Savage.
• 4:12
  He
• 4:12
  was
• 4:12
  like
• 4:13
  Princess
• 4:13
  Bride
• 4:14
  icon.
• 4:15
  Yeah.
• 4:15
  Oh,
• 4:15
  yeah,
• 4:15
  I
• 4:15
  forgot
• 4:16
  about
• 4:16
  Princess
• 4:16
  Br.
• 4:17
  Yeah,
• 4:17
  yeah.
• 4:18
  He
• 4:18
  was
• 4:18
  in
• 4:18
  everything,
• 4:19
  and
• 4:19
  he
• 4:19
  was
• 4:20
  so
• 4:20
  good.
• 4:21
  You
• 4:21
  went
• 4:21
  to
• 4:21
  college
• 4:22
  with
• 4:22
  him,
• 4:22
  didn't
• 4:22
  you?
• 4:23
  I.
• 4:23
  Yeah,
• 4:24
  I
• 4:24
  went
• 4:24
  to
• 4:24
  college
• 4:24
  with
• 4:24
  both
• 4:25
  of
• 4:25
  them,
• 4:25
  technically.
• 4:26
  They
• 4:26
  both
• 4:26
  went
• 4:26
  to.
• 4:26
  They
• 4:27
  both
• 4:27
  went
• 4:27
  to
• 4:27
  Stanford.
• 4:27
  They
• 4:28
  got
• 4:28
  the
• 4:28
  two
• 4:28
  for
• 4:28
  one
• 4:28
  Stanford
• 4:29
  discount.
• 4:30
  They
• 4:30
  did.
• 4:30
  Yeah.
• 4:31
  Yeah.
• 4:31
  And,
• 4:32
  yeah,
• 4:32
  let's
• 4:32
  just
• 4:32
  say.
• 4:33
  Yeah,
• 4:33
  I
• 4:34
  never.
• 4:34
  I
• 4:34
  never
• 4:34
  actually
• 4:34
  saw.
• 4:35
  I
• 4:35
  never
• 4:35
  actually.
• 4:35
  I
• 4:35
  think.
• 4:36
  I
• 4:36
  think
• 4:36
  Ben
• 4:36
  came
• 4:37
  in,
• 4:37
  like,
• 4:37
  as
• 4:37
  I
• 4:37
  was
• 4:38
  leaving.
• 4:38
  Like,
• 4:38
  he
• 4:38
  might
• 4:38
  have
• 4:39
  been
• 4:39
  a
• 4:39
  freshman
• 4:39
  when.
• 4:39
  Right
• 4:40
  as
• 4:40
  I
• 4:40
  left.
• 4:40
  But.
• 4:41
  But,
• 4:41
  yeah,
• 4:41
  Thread.
• 4:42
  Fred
• 4:42
  was
• 4:42
  a
• 4:42
  year
• 4:43
  ahead
• 4:43
  of
• 4:43
  me.
• 4:43
  And,
• 4:44
  yeah,
• 4:44
  he
• 4:44
  was
• 4:44
  a.
• 4:45
  He
• 4:45
  was
• 4:45
  an
• 4:45
  interesting
• 4:45
  dude,
• 4:46
  and
• 4:46
  let's
• 4:46
  just
• 4:46
  leave
• 4:46
  it
• 4:46
  at
• 4:46
  that.
• 4:47
  Interesting
• 4:47
  guy.
• 4:47
  Don't
• 4:48
  ruin
• 4:48
  it.
• 4:48
  For
• 4:48
  me.
• 4:48
  I
• 4:48
  just
• 4:49
  want
• 4:49
  to
• 4:49
  keep
• 4:49
  him
• 4:49
  as
• 4:49
  Kevin
• 4:50
  from
• 4:50
  the
• 4:50
  Wonder
• 4:50
  years.
• 4:52
  Yep.
• 4:52
  Yeah.
• 4:53
  Yeah,
• 4:53
  he
• 4:53
  played.
• 4:54
  He
• 4:54
  played
• 4:54
  on
• 4:54
  the
• 4:54
  reputation,
• 4:54
  for
• 4:55
  sure.