Latest / The Woody Show / HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show October 8th 2026 Podcast
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- 0:03Speaker 1: All right, so some feedback after we were talking about
- 0:07Speaker 1: Drake May, quarterback for the Patriots. He was asked in
- 0:13Speaker 1: a recent interview that he just.
- 0:15Speaker 2: Did, what is a conspiracy theory that you think he might?
- 0:19Speaker 1: Believe in and uh and here's what he said.
- 0:21Speaker 3: I don't know about the moon you know i think
- 0:23Speaker 3: i can see back in the day of why we
- 0:26Speaker 3: would put on the mask if we went there but
- 0:29Speaker 3: i'm not really sure 200 if we went there or
- 0:31Speaker 3: not i wouldn't say i'm leaning one way or the
- 0:33Speaker 3: other i just know i'm a little bit skeptical.
- 0:35Speaker 2: All right, so he said that. That's what Mena's been saying.
- 0:37Speaker 2: And then we got this whole thing of Mena.
- 0:39Speaker 1: Talking about how he saw some guy on social media.
- 0:43Speaker 1: He's an oxygen tank expert.
- 0:46Speaker 2: He broke down all the oxygen tanks and what they
- 0:49Speaker 2: used during the time. Yeah. It wasn't possible to have
- 0:52Speaker 2: that much oxygen.
- 0:53Speaker 1: Now, Seabass, on the text, you are being accused. Seabass
- 0:58Speaker 1: is officially part of Big Moon.
- 1:00Speaker 2: Oh, no.
- 1:00Speaker 4: Thank you.
- 1:01Speaker 5: The moon's paying you.
- 1:03Speaker 2: Big Moon. That moon money, dude. Yeah. Seedbastard's just cashing in.
- 1:09Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
- 1:10Speaker 2: Promote the conspiracy. I got so much money from the
- 1:13Speaker 2: Apollo 11 state, I guess. Dude, that moon landing's long, man.
- 1:18Speaker 2: Come on.
- 1:19Speaker 1: Here's a text that says, Menace defending moon landing conspiracies
- 1:22Speaker 1: always makes me so depressed. This one says, Menace is
- 1:25Speaker 1: apparently the smartest guy in the room.
- 1:27Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 1:27Speaker 1: Respect gained. How about this one? Wow.
- 1:31Speaker 2: Did I just lose all respect for Menace? Does he
- 1:34Speaker 2: also believe the Earth is flat?
- 1:36Speaker 4: Oh, no.
- 1:36Speaker 2: That one I don't believe. Oh, I mean, I've been
- 1:38Speaker 2: on planes. We're not, we're not far from that though.
- 1:41Speaker 4: I mean, yeah.
- 1:41Speaker 2: Oh, the ice walls.
- 1:43Speaker 4: Thank you.
- 1:43Speaker 2: Um, super serious though. Apollo 11 space has got, they have,
- 1:47Speaker 2: they show you the capsules. They show you the diagrams.
- 1:49Speaker 2: It's very, it's very interesting. It's cool drawings.
- 1:51Speaker 1: Uh, At the Yankee game.
- 1:56Speaker 2: I think Madison's over two today.
- 1:58Speaker 1: And yeah, I saw the video, dude.
- 2:00Speaker 2: Guy reached over.
- 2:01Speaker 1: No, I will. Let me know.
- 2:03Speaker 2: I just want you said to watch it.
- 2:04Speaker 1: I did.
- 2:05Speaker 2: No, the guy did reach over. That wasn't the argument. No, no, no.
- 2:08Speaker 2: That wasn't what I said. I said that the ball
- 2:11Speaker 2: would have made it over the wall.
- 2:13Speaker 1: It would have.
- 2:13Speaker 2: It was short by every single- Hence the review from
- 2:17Speaker 2: the people. Yeah, by your own eyeballs, but I would like- No,
- 2:19Speaker 2: not my eyeballs.
- 2:20Speaker 1: They reviewed it. That's why they got rude.
- 2:22Speaker 6: Did they do the mathematical breakdown and the trajectory of it?
- 2:26Speaker 4: Probably, yes.
- 2:27Speaker 1: Yes, Jeff.
- 2:28Speaker 2: You're just wrong.
- 2:29Speaker 7: Common sense. If you have to reach for something, it
- 2:31Speaker 7: wouldn't have gotten to you where you were standing.
- 2:33Speaker 1: Yeah, but also they reviewed it.
- 2:35Speaker 2: Wait, so when a ball is coming- towards somebody they
- 2:39Speaker 2: don't they never reach out for it.
- 2:40Speaker 7: No you can reach out for it but if it
- 2:42Speaker 7: would have been over the fence like you're saying.
- 2:45Speaker 2: It would have just it would have hit him in
- 2:46Speaker 2: the head over the fence no i get it there
- 2:49Speaker 2: can't be a discussion what is that on the reaction.
- 2:57Speaker 3: No, no.
- 2:57Speaker 2: You constantly want to be.
- 2:58Speaker 1: No, dude. You actually have.
- 3:00Speaker 2: Been deflecting the entire time of everything that I said. Man,
- 3:02Speaker 2: it's deflecting. What's deflecting? Deflecting would be bringing up a
- 3:05Speaker 2: separate point.
- 3:06Speaker 4: Exactly.
- 3:06Speaker 5: Remember that time when you dot dot dot.
- 3:08Speaker 1: You said to watch the video. I did.
- 3:10Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 3:10Speaker 1: And I said, no, I disagree with what you're saying.
- 3:13Speaker 1: They did get it right because they did. Everybody else
- 3:15Speaker 1: came to the same conclusion. All the announcers, the announcers,
- 3:19Speaker 1: everybody looked at it.
- 3:20Speaker 2: I get it. It's cool to crap on the fan,
- 3:21Speaker 2: but that ball would have made it over.
- 3:25Speaker 1: I get it.
- 3:25Speaker 2: Everybody wants to hate that fan. You're saying the umpires
- 3:28Speaker 2: wanted to crap on the fan more than get the
- 3:30Speaker 2: call right. No, because the umpers are way far away.
- 3:37Speaker 2: Look at the side view. I did watch the side view.
- 3:39Speaker 2: I watched all three angles. That ball would have barely
- 3:42Speaker 2: just went over the wall if they weren't there.
- 3:45Speaker 7: But if you reach this arm out, was it because
- 3:47Speaker 7: it was going to make it over or because it
- 3:49Speaker 7: was short? So if I throw this marker at you
- 3:51Speaker 7: right now.
- 3:51Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 3:52Speaker 3: Right.
- 3:52Speaker 2: I'm going to reach forward.
- 3:55Speaker 7: But you're reaching so you catch it in front of you, right?
- 3:58Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm reaching so it doesn't hit me.
- 4:01Speaker 1: If he had caught the ball over his head or
- 4:03Speaker 1: behind him.
- 4:03Speaker 2: So if people, if the ball's coming straight at them,
- 4:05Speaker 2: they're not going to reach out at all. They're just
- 4:06Speaker 2: going to stand there. Like the fact that they had
- 4:08Speaker 2: to reach out. At waist height. And he's in the
- 4:10Speaker 2: first row. So a ball's coming straight at you. You're
- 4:13Speaker 2: not going to reach out. Waist height, first row. Hold on.
- 4:17Speaker 2: I'm asking if a ball is coming straight at you,
- 4:20Speaker 2: even if it has enough to even go past you,
- 4:24Speaker 2: are you not going to reach towards it?
- 4:25Speaker 5: Jeff just said.
- 4:26Speaker 2: If it's coming.
- 4:27Speaker 7: Straight at me and it would have cleared the wall
- 4:28Speaker 7: if I'm standing there, I would have put my glove up.
- 4:31Speaker 2: Not out.
- 4:31Speaker 4: Not out.
- 4:32Speaker 2: I'm showing you a photo. It hits him in the wrists.
- 4:34Speaker 2: His wrists are a good six, eight inches over the
- 4:37Speaker 2: wall horizontally, not vertically. Now, where are his wrists in
- 4:40Speaker 2: relation to the wall? And he's in the very front row.
- 4:42Speaker 2: His wrists are. See where it is. He's hitting his
- 4:45Speaker 2: wrist right there. Look where the guy's putting his glove out,
- 4:48Speaker 2: where he expects the bone to go. You're not even
- 4:49Speaker 2: playing the video. Show me a still shot. Exactly. That's
- 4:51Speaker 2: the point. Frame by frame. No.
- 4:54Speaker 4: No.
- 4:55Speaker 2: You have to go frame by frame. I know it's
- 4:59Speaker 2: easier to make fun of me, but. We're experiencing classic menace. No,
- 5:03Speaker 2: you're not.
- 5:04Speaker 4: No, you're not.
- 5:04Speaker 2: That's when you're deflecting. That's not deflecting. You're absolutely deflecting.
- 5:13Speaker 2: I'm sticking to the facts, talking about the subject at hand,
- 5:16Speaker 2: and you're attacking me personally.
- 5:18Speaker 5: You're not sticking to the facts.
- 5:19Speaker 2: He just showed you a fact. And you said no.
- 5:21Speaker 2: And you said no. You're the one denying fact. I'm
- 5:25Speaker 2: saying that he's not playing the video. Okay, I'm going
- 5:28Speaker 2: to play it. I'm going to go super slow motion.
- 5:30Speaker 4: Watch.
- 5:31Speaker 2: Well, I have a thousand times at this point.
- 5:33Speaker 6: Okay.
- 5:34Speaker 2: And it hits the man in the wrist as his
- 5:36Speaker 2: wrists are well extended past the wall horizontally.
- 5:40Speaker 6: You say past the wall. You're not saying he's not
- 5:43Speaker 6: hanging his wrist under the wall. It's past the wall
- 5:46Speaker 6: because the ball would have went slightly just over the wall.
- 5:50Speaker 2: Look where his wrists are, which are 8-10 inches over
- 5:55Speaker 2: the wall.
- 5:57Speaker 1: There's the wall.
- 5:58Speaker 2: There's the ball. It's 10 inches inside the wall. It's
- 6:03Speaker 2: 8 inches higher than the wall right there.
- 6:05Speaker 5: How could they be looking at the same thing and
- 6:06Speaker 5: have the exact different opinion?
- 6:08Speaker 2: It's crazy.
- 6:09Speaker 4: This is cognitive.
- 6:10Speaker 2: Dissonance on Menace. People want to hate this. No. I'm
- 6:13Speaker 2: standing on business, dog.
- 6:15Speaker 1: Is this like the equivalent of... I was told by
- 6:19Speaker 1: a guy who did... Sports Talk Radio for many years.
- 6:21Speaker 1: Very successful.
- 6:22Speaker 2: He goes, you take a position and you.
- 6:24Speaker 1: Die on that hill. You'll say, Tom Brady is one
- 6:27Speaker 1: of the worst quarterbacks of all time.
- 6:28Speaker 2: And it doesn't matter what you're shown, told, read.
- 6:33Speaker 1: Yeah, you just go.
- 6:34Speaker 2: That's not the situation.
- 6:35Speaker 1: Tom Brady is one.
- 6:36Speaker 2: And that's how to be a successful sports talker.
- 6:39Speaker 5: Somebody texted, I'm getting PTSD arguing with my friend who
- 6:42Speaker 5: does too much coke.
- 6:44Speaker 2: It's just facts. So that is facts.
- 6:46Speaker 1: Let me ask you this.
- 6:47Speaker 2: Again, going... Attacking character instead of... I'm not attacking character.
- 6:52Speaker 2: Instead of sticking to facts. We've already beaten you on
- 6:55Speaker 2: the facts.
- 6:56Speaker 1: So have fun. Where are you seeing verifiable fact? From
- 7:03Speaker 1: your argument.
- 7:03Speaker 2: From every three angles that it would have barely went
- 7:06Speaker 2: over the wall.
- 7:07Speaker 1: We just looked at it.
- 7:08Speaker 2: And you're saying no. And I'm saying no as well.
- 7:13Speaker 2: For folks who are just listening, there's a man in
- 7:14Speaker 2: the very front row right by the wall. He is
- 7:17Speaker 2: reaching his arms out at waist height across the plane
- 7:20Speaker 2: of the wall. The ball hits him on the wrist. Again,
- 7:24Speaker 2: his arms are waist height because he's standing at the wall.
- 7:27Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 7:27Speaker 2: Because it hits him at the wrist where his arms
- 7:29Speaker 2: are extended past the wall horizontally. There's a good eight
- 7:32Speaker 2: inches where the ball would have fallen inside the wall
- 7:34Speaker 2: because that's where his arms and his wrists are. And
- 7:37Speaker 2: that's where we have the disagreement because his... wrists, I believe,
- 7:41Speaker 2: are higher than the wall. Eight feet up somehow? And
- 7:43Speaker 2: it would have went over the wall. You believe, not fact.
- 7:46Speaker 2: You believe, because the video shows. Again, every sports, the
- 7:50Speaker 2: announcers in the stadium, every game. The visual evidence shows.
- 7:53Speaker 2: I've heard Yankees fans on the radio talking about, man,
- 7:56Speaker 2: we're going to get, because they know it's true as well.
- 7:59Speaker 6: Of course.
- 7:59Speaker 7: And if it would have bounced off the wall, they
- 8:01Speaker 7: could have brought more people in off the bases. That's
- 8:04Speaker 7: why Yankees fans are pissed.
- 8:05Speaker 2: Yeah, because the one run scored and they put the
- 8:07Speaker 2: dude on second. It would have made it over the wall, guys.
- 8:09Speaker 4: I'm sorry. All right.
- 8:10Speaker 2: He's just sorry. Final answer.
- 8:12Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
- 8:12Speaker 2: I don't know what else to say. Well, literally every
- 8:15Speaker 2: sports site, every person I've talked to, no one's arguing
- 8:17Speaker 2: this but you. Yeah. Well, because, I mean, it's the
- 8:22Speaker 2: easy answer. It's a better story that this guy interfered.
- 8:27Speaker 2: It is.
- 8:27Speaker 7: We can solve this by letting me throw something at
- 8:29Speaker 7: you and showing your trajectory.
- 8:31Speaker 1: Do we have a brick?
- 8:32Speaker 4: Do we have a brick?
- 8:32Speaker 1: I don't have a brick.
- 8:33Speaker 2: I mean, we could ball up a piece of hay
- 8:36Speaker 2: for a show. The better story would have been to
- 8:38Speaker 2: get it. Yeah, this is perfect.
- 8:39Speaker 5: One of my little sacks of nuts.
- 8:41Speaker 2: Yeah, throw Gina's nuts.
- 8:42Speaker 5: Yeah, throw my nuts.
- 8:43Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
- 8:44Speaker 2: I'm not hearing what you're saying. Sammy, I don't care
- 8:46Speaker 2: about your birthday.
- 8:46Speaker 1: I'm going to throw this at you. This is too
- 8:48Speaker 1: much fun.
- 8:49Speaker 7: And you catch it no matter what.
- 8:51Speaker 2: So I'm throwing this at you.
- 8:52Speaker 7: You do whatever it takes to catch this.
- 8:54Speaker 4: Okay?
- 8:54Speaker 2: Okay.
- 8:55Speaker 1: All right.
- 8:57Speaker 4: Okay. You reached out.
- 8:58Speaker 2: Did you not?
- 8:59Speaker 4: Yeah. Okay.
- 9:00Speaker 2: Throw it back to me.
- 9:01Speaker 4: Throw it back to me. Like, everybody reaches out.
- 9:03Speaker 7: Throw it back to me. So if it was to
- 9:05Speaker 7: go over the wall, it would be up here.
- 9:06Speaker 3: See?
- 9:07Speaker 1: Yes, that's over the wall.
- 9:08Speaker 2: When you reach out as well. Your hands were up. Up.
- 9:11Speaker 1: Your hands go up to catch it. Your hands aren't
- 9:14Speaker 1: going out to catch it.
- 9:15Speaker 2: That's still not what I'm saying. I'm saying the ball
- 9:18Speaker 2: was still high enough to get over the wall. You
- 9:20Speaker 2: don't dive for a ball that's going to make it
- 9:22Speaker 2: to you. That's what we're saying.
- 9:23Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a reach.
- 9:25Speaker 2: His hands were waist height, not chest height or head height.
- 9:27Speaker 3: Not up.
- 9:28Speaker 4: Yes.
- 9:28Speaker 7: Had the home run been able to go over the wall,
- 9:30Speaker 7: he would have reached up.
- 9:31Speaker 4: So you're interpreting the video differently, then. You're saying that
- 9:35Speaker 4: the ball would have gone over or maybe just hit
- 9:39Speaker 4: the corner.
- 9:39Speaker 2: It would have barely just made it over the wall.
- 9:41Speaker 2: And by the way, Menace, your version is the more
- 9:45Speaker 2: interesting version because the umpires would have awarded more runs
- 9:49Speaker 2: slash bases and made it a closer game. Yeah. And
- 9:52Speaker 2: they didn't do that, but yours would have been more interesting.
- 9:56Speaker 1: You were saying our position was the more interesting story,
- 9:59Speaker 1: but what Seabass is saying is that yours would be.
- 10:01Speaker 6: I disagree, because look at the lore of every interference play.
- 10:06Speaker 2: You talk about the guy with the Cubs. Bartman? Bartman,
- 10:10Speaker 2: that's like a.
- 10:11Speaker 6: longer lasting story than a ball that barely just got
- 10:13Speaker 6: over a wall.
- 10:14Speaker 2: Jeff G, Jeff G, was this like the last game
- 10:16Speaker 2: of the series and this is a very decisive last play? No. No,
- 10:20Speaker 2: it's a sweep, Menace.
- 10:21Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 10:21Speaker 2: So this is, that makes it less interesting also.
- 10:23Speaker 7: Baseball wants to make more money, not less money.
- 10:25Speaker 2: They want to make more money. They don't want the Yankees,
- 10:27Speaker 2: they don't want the number one market to go.
- 10:29Speaker 4: Out in a sweep.
- 10:29Speaker 1: And have another game.
- 10:30Speaker 2: Yeah. So there goes that thing too.
- 10:33Speaker 4: Nope.
- 10:34Speaker 1: Nope. Nope.
- 10:35Speaker 2: You've lost at every single angle of this argument, Madness.
- 10:39Speaker 2: You can yell as much as you want. It doesn't
- 10:42Speaker 2: make your facts right. When we talked about it, you
- 10:44Speaker 2: said go back and watch the video.
- 10:45Speaker 4: I did.
- 10:46Speaker 1: I watched the video, and I came to the same
- 10:48Speaker 1: conclusion what everybody's been arguing here. Literally every baseball team
- 10:52Speaker 1: you asked me to do.
- 10:52Speaker 2: Our phones are.
- 10:53Speaker 4: Open for you.
- 10:55Speaker 1: 877-44-WOODY.
- 11:02Speaker 2: Text your thoughts. You guys are good at that.
- 11:04Speaker 1: Text your thoughts over to 22987. So there was a
- 11:08Speaker 1: video from game three of the divisional series between the
- 11:12Speaker 1: Dodgers and the Braves. And that was causing some controversy,
- 11:17Speaker 1: some debate. Because during the game, a foul ball was
- 11:20Speaker 1: hit into the crowd, caught by this Dodger fan. And
- 11:23Speaker 1: he held it up and he was all psyched in
- 11:26Speaker 1: the video. And then there were a group of fans
- 11:27Speaker 1: next to him that said that he should give the
- 11:30Speaker 1: ball away. to this kid. It's a little kid. Now,
- 11:35Speaker 1: this is why I think this is so surprising. It
- 11:38Speaker 1: lets me know the world is kind of healing in
- 11:40Speaker 1: certain ways. Because normally, this guy, this fan, would be
- 11:45Speaker 1: getting eaten alive. Now, he didn't take it from the
- 11:48Speaker 1: little kid. He didn't dive over the little kid. Didn't
- 11:52Speaker 1: knock him over to get it and all that kind
- 11:53Speaker 1: of stuff.
- 11:54Speaker 4: Nope.
- 11:55Speaker 1: It was just hit. He caught it, and that was it.
- 11:57Speaker 1: This kid was like 10 rows away. Like a different section.
- 12:02Speaker 1: And people are like, you should give the ball to
- 12:04Speaker 1: this little kid.
- 12:05Speaker 4: He's like, what?
- 12:07Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
- 12:08Speaker 1: Yeah. Give it to the kid.
- 12:11Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
- 12:11Speaker 4: I can't.
- 12:13Speaker 2: I'm not giving you to the kid.
- 12:15Speaker 1: Nope.
- 12:15Speaker 2: He's that guy. He's that guy. Who's that guy? Let's
- 12:20Speaker 2: dox him and figure out who he is. So the
- 12:24Speaker 2: guy says he posted on social.
- 12:26Speaker 1: He's sticking to his guns. He's like, hey, man, I
- 12:29Speaker 1: waited 31 years old for a chance to catch a
- 12:31Speaker 1: foul ball. I caught one. I'm not giving it up.
- 12:35Speaker 1: You're not obligated to give it just because there's a
- 12:37Speaker 1: kid 10 rows away.
- 12:38Speaker 5: And in his logic, I absolutely agree with him. He's
- 12:41Speaker 5: been alive longer. He's been wanting this longer.
- 12:43Speaker 1: Now, that would have been my opinion today, last week,
- 12:46Speaker 1: last year, 10 years ago. I don't think that up
- 12:52Speaker 1: until I saw this, that I would have, I would
- 12:54Speaker 1: have not been on the prediction market guessing that people
- 12:57Speaker 1: would have been defending this guy. And they're like, man, dude,
- 13:02Speaker 1: he doesn't owe this kid anything. No one's obligated to
- 13:05Speaker 1: give the ball just because there's a kid there or
- 13:07Speaker 1: to anybody else. Like, They would have never caught the ball.
- 13:12Speaker 1: They were not even in the area where the ball landed.
- 13:14Speaker 4: The kid could wait 31 years and catch his own.
- 13:17Speaker 2: Just because the kid's in the section, he could have
- 13:19Speaker 2: a kid at home that he's going to give it
- 13:20Speaker 2: to or whatever. Who cares? Also, why are the kids
- 13:22Speaker 2: even there? Waste of seat.
- 13:24Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I disagree with you there. Yeah.
- 13:28Speaker 4: But, I mean, dude, you know. Yeah, the only kid
- 13:30Speaker 4: he should give it to is his own kid.
- 13:32Speaker 1: He doesn't have a kid. This guy, this young looking dude,
- 13:35Speaker 1: you know, just having a good time at the game,
- 13:38Speaker 1: catches the ball and people.
- 13:40Speaker 2: Just give it to the kid. And you don't.
- 13:42Speaker 1: Wow.
- 13:43Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 13:44Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 13:44Speaker 1: So I'm glad to see that people have been siding
- 13:48Speaker 1: with this guy. It seems the over what there are.
- 13:51Speaker 2: People, of course, go like this guy's an a-hole and blah, blah, blah.
- 13:53Speaker 4: Blah, blah.
- 13:54Speaker 2: But it's nice to see that there is some common sense.
- 13:57Speaker 5: And I like that you say that means the world
- 13:59Speaker 5: is healing.
- 14:00Speaker 4: It is. It's a good sign.
- 14:02Speaker 3: It is.
- 14:03Speaker 1: It's a good sign.
- 14:04Speaker 2: That there's another side.
- 14:06Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 14:06Speaker 2: Just because it's a kid doesn't mean that they're owed
- 14:09Speaker 2: the ball. I agree. I don't like it when you see.
- 14:14Speaker 1: The guys who will like, you know, they come up
- 14:16Speaker 1: and they grab the ball away from some little kid.
- 14:18Speaker 2: That's different. Or when you see, you see this a
- 14:20Speaker 2: lot after games.
- 14:23Speaker 1: Like the players are walking off the field and sometimes
- 14:25Speaker 1: take gloves off or take something off and they'll throw
- 14:27Speaker 1: it up in the stands.
- 14:28Speaker 4: And they're clearly... Trying.
- 14:29Speaker 2: To give it to a kid, yeah. It was Curry.
- 14:33Speaker 2: Curry was trying to give.
- 14:35Speaker 1: Yeah, was trying to give like a jersey or something
- 14:38Speaker 1: to a kid and he threw it up there and
- 14:39Speaker 1: some guy just grabbed it and he just stood there
- 14:42Speaker 1: and he goes, no, man.
- 14:43Speaker 4: Not for you.
- 14:44Speaker 2: Give it to him.
- 14:45Speaker 4: Nice.
- 14:45Speaker 1: And he just stood there and the guy's like giving
- 14:48Speaker 1: him crap about it.
- 14:49Speaker 2: He's like... No, dude, it wasn't for you. He was.
- 14:53Speaker 1: giving it to this kid. Yeah.
- 14:54Speaker 2: That case, of course. Yeah. If you're a grown ass
- 14:57Speaker 2: man doing that, you're garbage.
- 14:58Speaker 1: Loser. I don't know why you do that, Tyler.
- 15:00Speaker 2: Tyler would definitely clothesline a kid. For anything.
- 15:06Speaker 1: I'm going to sell it online.
- 15:07Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 15:08Speaker 1: I'm going to sell it online.
- 15:09Speaker 2: You know what?
- 15:10Speaker 1: Sucks to suck.
- 15:12Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 15:12Speaker 2: Be faster. Be taller.
- 15:13Speaker 4: You'll see.
- 15:13Speaker 2: Someday you'll be as big as I am. Yeah. Yeah.
- 15:18Speaker 1: 877-44-1. I'm a collector. Yeah. It means more to me
- 15:22Speaker 1: than it does to you, kid.
- 15:23Speaker 2: It's my livelihood.
- 15:24Speaker 1: Yeah. That's all I do.
- 15:26Speaker 2: Lessons learned.
- 15:27Speaker 4: Do you know what ripping cards means? Yeah.
- 15:30Speaker 2: Yeah, try that.
- 15:32Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
- 15:36Speaker 4: Menace went.
- 15:38Speaker 1: Was this a screening menace?
- 15:41Speaker 2: No, it was just a junket to interview the cast
- 15:45Speaker 2: for the movie Matchbox. I haven't heard that.
- 15:49Speaker 1: Term for a while.
- 15:49Speaker 4: Junket.
- 15:50Speaker 2: A press meeting. Yeah, it's going to be streaming on
- 15:55Speaker 2: Apple +. And it is an awesome movie. It's an
- 15:59Speaker 2: action comedy. So it's about a group of kids in
- 16:03Speaker 2: a small town in the 90s. And one of the
- 16:05Speaker 2: kids moves away.
- 16:07Speaker 6: And then it goes forward like 25 years.
- 16:11Speaker 2: And that kid that moved away actually joined the CIA.
- 16:14Speaker 2: He's on vacation. He goes, you know what? I'm going
- 16:16Speaker 2: to go back to my hometown. And that's when chaos ensues.
- 16:20Speaker 5: Is this based on Matchbox Cars?
- 16:22Speaker 2: Yes.
- 16:23Speaker 3: Oh, nice.
- 16:23Speaker 2: Okay.
- 16:23Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 16:24Speaker 2: Okay.
- 16:24Speaker 6: So they get a little shout out Matchbox Cars because
- 16:27Speaker 6: they're into it when they're kids.
- 16:29Speaker 2: So I decided during... The interview process, I'm going to
- 16:32Speaker 2: play Celebrity Family Feud with them and then bring it
- 16:35Speaker 2: to the show.
- 16:35Speaker 1: Oh, so you talk to people in the movie.
- 16:37Speaker 2: Yes.
- 16:38Speaker 4: Right?
- 16:39Speaker 1: And Woody show Family Feud.
- 16:40Speaker 3: Okay.
- 16:41Speaker 1: So instead of asking 100 people like they do on
- 16:42Speaker 1: the show, manage to just ask one person.
- 16:45Speaker 5: One famous person.
- 16:46Speaker 1: It's a famous person from the... From the cast of
- 16:50Speaker 1: the new Matchbox the movie.
- 16:52Speaker 2: But I'm going to change it up. It's multiple famous people.
- 16:54Speaker 4: Ooh, even better.
- 16:55Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 16:56Speaker 4: Okay.
- 16:56Speaker 1: So our job is to try to put ourselves in
- 16:58Speaker 1: the shoes of this person and try to figure out
- 17:00Speaker 1: what they're going to say. Yes.
- 17:02Speaker 4: And then, yeah.
- 17:03Speaker 2: And if you get two right. Two right.
- 17:06Speaker 3: Two.
- 17:08Speaker 2: I will buy you breakfast or lunch, whatever you want.
- 17:11Speaker 1: If he's only making it two, it.
- 17:12Speaker 2: Means it's pretty difficult.
- 17:14Speaker 5: No, it just means he wants breakfast.
- 17:16Speaker 2: I mean, I'll buy you food.
- 17:17Speaker 4: Yeah. All right.
- 17:21Speaker 1: Are we ready to play?
- 17:22Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
- 17:22Speaker 2: What do you show?
- 17:24Speaker 1: Family Feud. Who is the first celebrity menace?
- 17:27Speaker 6: Okay, the first celebrity is Jessica Biel. From Seventh Heaven.
- 17:33Speaker 6: She was also in Texas Chainsaw Massacre. She was in
- 17:36Speaker 6: Blade III, and she is married to Justin Timberlake.
- 17:39Speaker 1: I was going to get Alba and Biel confused as
- 17:42Speaker 1: to which one's married to Justin Timberlake.
- 17:44Speaker 5: Biel, she's Mrs.
- 17:45Speaker 4: Timberlake.
- 17:46Speaker 6: So the first question I asked, and I'm going to say,
- 17:50Speaker 6: let's pick Greg on this one.
- 17:51Speaker 2: Okay, the first question I asked. Uh-huh. Name a weather
- 17:55Speaker 2: condition that would be a good name for a wrestler.
- 17:58Speaker 2: Because John Cena actually stars in this movie.
- 18:02Speaker 4: So I'm thinking storm or tornado.
- 18:04Speaker 2: Yeah, tornado.
- 18:05Speaker 4: Or thunder.
- 18:06Speaker 2: The hurricane.
- 18:06Speaker 3: Earthquake.
- 18:07Speaker 2: I think earthquake was a wrestler, actually.
- 18:10Speaker 4: Such a good question. So many good choices.
- 18:12Speaker 2: Tsunami.
- 18:13Speaker 4: Tsunami's good.
- 18:14Speaker 1: Although tsunami could be like a move.
- 18:16Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 18:18Speaker 5: Like a suplex.
- 18:19Speaker 4: I'm thinking... I'm thinking Hurricane. I like it.
- 18:24Speaker 2: That's a good one.
- 18:25Speaker 5: I was the first one that came to mind.
- 18:28Speaker 4: Let's go with Hurricane.
- 18:31Speaker 2: Jessica Beal, what did she say?
- 18:33Speaker 6: Jessica, name a weather condition that would be a good
- 18:38Speaker 6: name for a wrestler.
- 18:42Speaker 1: Uh, the tornado.
- 18:43Speaker 4: Good answer, good answer.
- 18:45Speaker 2: All right. And that was your first instinct. And the
- 18:51Speaker 2: human tornado, Mark Anthony, was in Wrestling Society X. And
- 18:55Speaker 2: there was a wrestler named Earthquake. That's right, somebody should
- 18:58Speaker 2: say that.
- 18:58Speaker 1: There was a comedian too, right?
- 18:59Speaker 4: Earthquake?
- 19:00Speaker 2: Oh yeah, a comedian.
- 19:01Speaker 4: All right, well.
- 19:04Speaker 2: You still have a chance to get some food. All right.
- 19:07Speaker 2: With the stars of Matchbox, the movie. Who gets the
- 19:10Speaker 2: next question?
- 19:11Speaker 3: All right.
- 19:11Speaker 2: The next question goes to you, Woody.
- 19:13Speaker 4: All right.
- 19:14Speaker 6: Now, this is Sam Richardson. He is best known for
- 19:17Speaker 6: being in Veep, Ted Lasso, and Detroiters.
- 19:21Speaker 2: Here's the question. Name something you get rid of but
- 19:25Speaker 2: always comes back. Ooh. So you're going to be funny
- 19:29Speaker 2: about this and say, like, herpes.
- 19:30Speaker 4: He's a funny guy.
- 19:31Speaker 1: I was going to say herpes.
- 19:33Speaker 2: He is a comedian.
- 19:34Speaker 5: Glitter.
- 19:34Speaker 4: Glitter. Like stripper glitter.
- 19:37Speaker 2: He is Tim Robinson's, like, writing partner.
- 19:39Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 19:39Speaker 1: He's his big guy.
- 19:41Speaker 2: And I think he should leave, right?
- 19:43Speaker 1: Herpes, glitter.
- 19:44Speaker 5: Herpes is a solid answer. But that stays, right?
- 19:47Speaker 4: Your ex.
- 19:48Speaker 2: I don't know, does it? Oh, maybe.
- 19:49Speaker 4: Your ex. Oh, or weight.
- 19:52Speaker 1: Weight.
- 19:53Speaker 2: Man, there's a lot of good options here.
- 19:55Speaker 4: Dust.
- 19:55Speaker 5: And he was a heavier guy. I don't think he
- 19:57Speaker 5: is anymore.
- 19:59Speaker 1: I don't think he's going to say... I think he'll
- 20:02Speaker 1: stay away from weight. He'll try to keep it more light, funny.
- 20:06Speaker 2: Like herpes.
- 20:06Speaker 1: Not to be confused with like a... Doesn't want to
- 20:08Speaker 1: be tied in with like a shaming... How we do
- 20:11Speaker 1: with Fat Sammy.
- 20:12Speaker 4: You know? Right, Fat Sammy. Yeah, I would say, but
- 20:19Speaker 4: herpes doesn't go away. Right.
- 20:21Speaker 2: Give me the question as read again.
- 20:22Speaker 6: It says, name something you get rid of but always
- 20:25Speaker 6: comes back.
- 20:26Speaker 4: An X. An X is good.
- 20:27Speaker 2: Good answer. Good answer.
- 20:28Speaker 4: All right.
- 20:30Speaker 2: I mean, herpes, again, I think, you know, in the
- 20:33Speaker 2: context of a junket. It's four of us.
- 20:35Speaker 4: Yeah. All right.
- 20:37Speaker 2: So here we go. Let's see if we get a
- 20:40Speaker 2: point here in this round of Celebrity Family Feud. Sam,
- 20:44Speaker 2: name something that you try to get rid of but
- 20:46Speaker 2: always comes back.
- 20:48Speaker 6: Boomerang.
- 20:53Speaker 2: Terrible answer. Because a boomerang is supposed to come back.
- 20:59Speaker 2: You don't try to get rid of a boomerang. You
- 21:00Speaker 2: try to get it to come back. That was A
- 21:02Speaker 2: to B, not A to C. Sam, I like your work,
- 21:05Speaker 2: but good lord, try harder. That answer sucked. It wasn't
- 21:10Speaker 2: in the spirit of the question. Well, next one goes
- 21:13Speaker 2: to Gina. Alright, Gina.
- 21:16Speaker 6: Now I asked Arturo Castro. Now, you might know him.
- 21:20Speaker 6: You've definitely seen him, Woody. He is the roommate that
- 21:23Speaker 6: was in Broad City. He also was in Bad Thoughts
- 21:27Speaker 6: and Tron.
- 21:28Speaker 2: And Narcos, I think, too. He's been in everything. Yeah,
- 21:31Speaker 2: and he is freaking hilarious. This is the question that
- 21:34Speaker 2: I asked.
- 21:35Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, okay. Here we go.
- 21:38Speaker 4: I recognize him.
- 21:39Speaker 2: If you lived to be 100, what would you be
- 21:42Speaker 2: doing on a Saturday night?
- 21:44Speaker 3: Hmm.
- 21:46Speaker 5: Is he a funny guy in general?
- 21:48Speaker 2: He's in a lot of comedies.
- 21:49Speaker 1: Remembering to breathe.
- 21:50Speaker 2: Yes, sleeping.
- 21:52Speaker 4: Going to bed at five.
- 21:54Speaker 2: On a Saturday night, you're 100 years old.
- 21:57Speaker 1: What are you doing?
- 21:58Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, sleeping is strong. Eating, you know, applesauce.
- 22:01Speaker 4: Yeah, eating pudding.
- 22:03Speaker 5: Tapioca.
- 22:04Speaker 4: Doing a crossword puzzle. Watching Jeopardy.
- 22:09Speaker 5: Yeah, I like that. I like watching Jeopardy.
- 22:12Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 22:13Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 22:14Speaker 5: That's like a solid, like, you know.
- 22:15Speaker 2: That's not on Saturday nights.
- 22:17Speaker 1: I think they're going to try to be funny.
- 22:20Speaker 2: Drinking?
- 22:20Speaker 5: I'm just kind of going off Boomerang. Maybe they're just
- 22:22Speaker 5: going to be more straightforward.
- 22:23Speaker 4: Orgy?
- 22:23Speaker 1: Yeah, orgy.
- 22:25Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think he's going to.
- 22:26Speaker 1: Well, I mean, you do hear about those old people.
- 22:28Speaker 2: Retirement homes, man.
- 22:31Speaker 1: It's going down.
- 22:33Speaker 5: Do you think he's going to go, like, extra wacky?
- 22:35Speaker 5: Or is he going to go, like, sleeping? Or is
- 22:38Speaker 5: he going to go, like, robbing banks?
- 22:39Speaker 4: Yeah, right.
- 22:40Speaker 2: That's the question.
- 22:41Speaker 1: What do you think?
- 22:43Speaker 5: Like if I live that long on a Saturday night, I'm.
- 22:46Speaker 2: Going to be.
- 22:47Speaker 1: 100 years old.
- 22:48Speaker 5: Yeah. Like I'm going to be at the club. Is
- 22:53Speaker 5: he going to go?
- 22:53Speaker 2: Okay.
- 22:54Speaker 5: I'm going to say, you know what? Let's go crazy.
- 22:55Speaker 5: Let's say I'm going to be out at the club.
- 22:57Speaker 2: All right.
- 22:58Speaker 5: Let's go the other way.
- 22:59Speaker 2: Partying.
- 23:01Speaker 1: Yeah. Like a fat guy being called tiny.
- 23:03Speaker 4: Exactly.
- 23:04Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 23:04Speaker 4: All right.
- 23:04Speaker 1: Let's see if we get a point.
- 23:06Speaker 2: All right. Arturo, if you live to be 100, what
- 23:08Speaker 2: would you be doing on a Saturday night? Oh, resting
- 23:12Speaker 2: in a hammock, looking up, being like, when is this happening?
- 23:15Speaker 2: Good answer. Waiting for death.
- 23:18Speaker 4: Resting in a hammock, looking at the ceiling.
- 23:22Speaker 2: Yeah, waiting for death. Can't this be over soon? When
- 23:26Speaker 2: is this happening?
- 23:27Speaker 4: Why am I here?
- 23:27Speaker 2: All right, well, I only have one question. Yeah, there's
- 23:30Speaker 2: only one question left. All right, how about this? I'll
- 23:32Speaker 2: give you an appetizer.
- 23:33Speaker 4: Okay, this is for Seabass.
- 23:35Speaker 2: All right, Seabass. This is Tiana Paris. She's known for
- 23:41Speaker 2: the Marvels, WandaVision, and Candyman.
- 23:45Speaker 3: All right.
- 23:46Speaker 2: I ask her, name something that shakes, rattles, and rolls.
- 23:50Speaker 2: All right. I think the obvious answer would be a rattler.
- 23:54Speaker 2: Or a song.
- 23:55Speaker 5: The song Shake, Rattle, and Roll.
- 23:56Speaker 2: Yeah, those are the two obvious ones. She could be like, oh,
- 24:00Speaker 2: my old joints. These old bones are in here.
- 24:03Speaker 4: Shake, Rattle, and Roll.
- 24:03Speaker 2: I don't know much about her. She did go to Juilliard.
- 24:05Speaker 2: So she's kind of fancy.
- 24:08Speaker 5: She's 39, if that helps.
- 24:11Speaker 4: Like an old-timey band?
- 24:13Speaker 1: It was the song, right?
- 24:14Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 24:15Speaker 2: That's what I said.
- 24:16Speaker 4: I'm going to go with that.
- 24:18Speaker 2: I'm just going to go with the simplest, easiest song.
- 24:22Speaker 2: Whoever wrote that.
- 24:23Speaker 4: Yeah. Let's find out.
- 24:26Speaker 2: It wasn't... Billy Haley and the Comets. Billy Haley and
- 24:33Speaker 2: his Comets. I'll let you cheat.
- 24:34Speaker 4: It's not him.
- 24:35Speaker 2: Oh, damn it. Okay. But the song, would the song be?
- 24:39Speaker 4: Yeah, a song.
- 24:40Speaker 2: The song, the song lyrics. See, I just got a
- 24:43Speaker 2: hard no for menace. I'm going to go somewhere else.
- 24:44Speaker 4: Are you right?
- 24:45Speaker 1: I'm going to go with.
- 24:46Speaker 4: Are you an earthquake?
- 24:47Speaker 5: I like her bones or joints.
- 24:48Speaker 2: That's pretty cool. Yeah, I'm going to go with my body.
- 24:50Speaker 4: Oh, my body.
- 24:50Speaker 3: Ugh.
- 24:51Speaker 2: Okay. All right.
- 24:51Speaker 4: Good answer.
- 24:52Speaker 2: All right. Some part of her body. Her body's hurting.
- 24:55Speaker 1: Let's see.
- 24:56Speaker 2: Do we ever get a point in this game?
- 24:57Speaker 6: All right, Tiana, name something that shakes, rattles, and rolls.
- 25:01Speaker 3: Ooh.
- 25:07Speaker 2: My kid! A body, a kid, judges?
- 25:14Speaker 5: Kids have bodies.
- 25:15Speaker 2: Thank you. I'll get you a snicker.
- 25:18Speaker 1: Great answer, lady.
- 25:21Speaker 2: Did she talk about her kid as a rattler or
- 25:22Speaker 2: a kid just rolls around? I don't know, but you
- 25:24Speaker 2: didn't get it. Matchbox the movie.
- 25:28Speaker 1: On Apple TV +.
- 25:29Speaker 2: I mean, I like all the people involved. Yeah, it's
- 25:32Speaker 2: a great movie. I already watched it, so check it out.
- 25:35Speaker 1: All right. Thank you, Menace. Yep. Quick break.
- 25:37Speaker 2: More Woody shows next.
- 25:38Speaker 1: Hang on. The Woody Show.
- 25:40Speaker 2: Back in a minute.