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#237 We Didn't Sign Up For Homework · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever done this go on.
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Speaker 2: I was on the way to work because he says
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Speaker 2: what we do for a job, and I was on
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Speaker 2: macy drop off, but I just went straight past the
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Speaker 2: kindy and started coming here.
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Speaker 1: Macy was like where are we going?
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Speaker 3: And You're like holy shit?
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Speaker 1: I was like, oh what.
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Speaker 2: Are you doing with the g I was like, oh fuck,
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Speaker 2: will turn around then? Ship like you didn't hit like
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Speaker 2: a row where I've got.
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Speaker 1: Like, we're not Sydney's like you take a wrong turn,
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Speaker 1: You're on the harbor. Every wrong turn in Sydney end
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Speaker 1: up on Harvard Bridge. What's the deal? What's the deal
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Speaker 1: with that?
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Speaker 3: I've also done it before where I've had no kids
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Speaker 3: in the car, not a daycare day, and I've left
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Speaker 3: and just got an autopilot, like driving a daycare.
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Speaker 1: I'm like, what am I doing? Have you going to
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Speaker 1: do the pick up? And realize that someone else?
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Speaker 3: The shame when you walk in and you're like I'm
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Speaker 3: trying to find Marley and they're like she left half
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Speaker 3: an hour ago with her mother and you're like, yeah,
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Speaker 3: I know, we're still together. Welcome back to two yoading duards.
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Speaker 3: I am Mattie Jay and I'm Ash and this is
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Speaker 3: a podcast all about parenting. It is the good, it is.
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Speaker 4: The bad and the and we won't give advice, no,
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Speaker 4: but Ash, I want to just for a second, just
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Speaker 4: for a hot second, acknowledge where we are right now.
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Speaker 1: We are in a new studio.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, which people would know that if they heard Monday's episode.
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Speaker 1: But YouTube, but YouTube, you can now.
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Speaker 3: See the studio in all its glory. But I think,
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Speaker 3: and I'm going to be sentimental for a second, if
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Speaker 3: I may, I think it is so easy, not just
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Speaker 3: with work, but in life. You're just constantly trying to
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Speaker 3: get to the next, to the next, to the next,
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Speaker 3: you know, and when you have these little achievements, you
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Speaker 3: don't get to enjoy them that much because you're just
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Speaker 3: like fucking onto the next.
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Speaker 1: Right.
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Speaker 3: Like we literally we finished setting up the studio for
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Speaker 3: last episode the second we finished putting the last pop
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Speaker 3: plane in the last photo frame up. We then had
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Speaker 3: to set up the camera to start recording, get the
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Speaker 3: episode done. Just you know, we didn't have a moment
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Speaker 3: where we were like, this is I think a really
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Speaker 3: amazing achievement and I'm so happy of where we're at.
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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I mean two and a half years of recording.
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Speaker 2: In three we did a little bit at that other studio, right,
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Speaker 2: two and a half years of just doing it out
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Speaker 2: of a house with mainly your house and then my
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Speaker 2: house here and there, and then we came along and
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Speaker 2: we moved to a studio which actually gave us the
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Speaker 2: taste of the good life.
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Speaker 1: We were like, this is pretty.
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Speaker 2: This is not good, and then at first we thought
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Speaker 2: we could never afford it, and then we realized how
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Speaker 2: actually affordable it is in Sydney, and it was like.
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Speaker 1: Give us two or three studios.
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Speaker 2: But it has been like we officially got the keys
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Speaker 2: with this a month and a half ago and we've
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Speaker 2: taken that long to get in and we've.
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Speaker 3: Been chipping away. Don dan Vick's husband did a sensational job,
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Speaker 3: really really helped us out. Wouldn't be possible without him.
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Speaker 3: But then you know, you've had moments You've been here
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Speaker 3: by yourself painting. I've done a run that came up
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Speaker 3: to buy some plants, fake ones.
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Speaker 1: Which is honestly, the place wouldn't have come together with
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Speaker 1: that. That looking great. The twelve dollars light bulb was a highlight.
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Speaker 3: But also I just want to acknowledge as well. You know,
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Speaker 3: whilst we do this not for the numbers, not for
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Speaker 3: the stats, not for the rankings, we do have the
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Speaker 3: love of the game.
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Speaker 1: Yeah me too.
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Speaker 3: But you know we've never had as many dots listening
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Speaker 3: to this podcast as we do right now.
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Speaker 1: Very true.
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Speaker 3: It's amazing to see the community grow. If you've just
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Speaker 3: joined us, welcome. If you've been here from the very start,
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Speaker 3: thank you so much. It sounds like a dick when
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Speaker 3: I say this, but I'm so proud of the product
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Speaker 3: and proud of us, so I just want to acknowledge
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Speaker 3: that we are. This is what's that saying where they
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Speaker 3: say I'm going to do another ship now. Podcasting is
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Speaker 3: like an aeroplane.
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Speaker 1: It's like a box of chocolates.
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Speaker 3: Three years ago when we started, when you said, hey,
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Speaker 3: let's still a podcast, and I was like fuck that.
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Speaker 3: But if you had said to me, hey, you know,
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Speaker 3: if you do start this podcast with this little Ashwicks
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Speaker 3: over here, wicklesworths Wicks as I sometimes call you, You're
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Speaker 3: going to three years, have your own studio, have an
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Speaker 3: amazing producer, have an awesome team that cut all the video.
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Speaker 3: Shout out to ness Locky Vicky, guys is such an
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Speaker 3: amazing job. I'd be like, shut the fuck up.
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Speaker 1: Here we are and here we are just like that.
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Speaker 2: You gotta believe, Matthew, just like the aeroplane analogy, You're
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Speaker 2: gonna believe that it works.
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Speaker 3: Although I did forget something really important. Oh fuck when
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Speaker 3: I got when I got the pictures done, it was
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Speaker 3: it was a rush, right, it was a big rush.
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Speaker 3: I got the photos printed, posted a little story of
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Speaker 3: being like, oh got these beautiful photo frames. And a
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Speaker 3: few people were like, one lady goes as the youngest
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Speaker 3: in the family, and I just say, is there a
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Speaker 3: photo of Poppy somewhere? And I was like, of course
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Speaker 3: there is.
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Speaker 1: There's a lot of shirtless photos of me and you
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Speaker 1: in this place.
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Speaker 3: There's more shirtless photos of Ash than there are photos
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Speaker 3: of my youngest child.
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Speaker 1: There's none of my kids in here whatsoever.
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Speaker 3: No, actually, right, that makes me feel a lot better.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just want to photos of me Max. What
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Speaker 1: happens here Max?
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Speaker 3: So he will always look over the form of the
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Speaker 3: driver for Red Beoofore.
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Speaker 1: Was a four time world champion.
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Speaker 3: I mean we could not record with him in the room.
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Speaker 1: We need good thing.
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Speaker 3: He's here and we have a photo of that was
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Speaker 3: our very first ever record.
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Speaker 1: There it is at the table. Anyway, moving on very well,
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Speaker 1: said thank you. Speaking of hats, yeah, we are all
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Speaker 1: wearing hats.
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Speaker 2: We are wearing hats, and you're probably thinking, why it's
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Speaker 2: very sunny.
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Speaker 3: We've put a whole skylight in the new studio.
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Speaker 1: Well, it's funny that we could afford the studio but
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Speaker 1: not the roof. Anyway, these aren't really for sal yet.
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Speaker 3: Think about how long it took us to renovate a studio.
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Speaker 3: Just imagine how long it's going to take us to
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Speaker 3: actually make enough hats to sell them as merchandise. I
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Speaker 3: know we've got samples.
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Speaker 1: Yes we are.
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Speaker 2: We've all got a different hat on that one's is doting,
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Speaker 2: This one says doting.
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Speaker 1: That one's his school run race Club, which I very
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Speaker 1: much like.
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Speaker 3: We don't know which ones will put into production, but
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Speaker 3: we're thinking about it. If you have any opinion, let
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Speaker 3: us know.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, hat's coming twenty thirty, nice ash very quickly.
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Speaker 3: Is there any song out there that makes you cry
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Speaker 3: like so sometimes a little bit of my.
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Speaker 1: Cube I Coldplay has got me there before. I really
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Speaker 1: had to concentrate though, because I'm not a big cry.
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Speaker 3: You know that?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was, I'm like, god, damn cry fiction D.
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Speaker 2: It's when it's like really hits its straps and it's
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Speaker 2: like the guitar, the everything comes at once in that
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Speaker 2: one spot.
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Speaker 3: What are you thinking about? Where's your head out when
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Speaker 3: you have that little spark of emotion?
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Speaker 1: That's a good question. Nothing. I'm just trying to like
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Speaker 1: everyone else seems to have full emotions. Why can't I?
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Speaker 1: I'm like, ah, I don't know. Honestly, I don't.
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Speaker 2: I actively avoid crying just because I don't do it
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Speaker 2: that much.
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Speaker 3: I guess fuck, I wish, I wish I cried less.
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Speaker 3: You know what song made me cry? Katie Perry Raw?
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, pretty good. In the write context, I see
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Speaker 1: that it's powerful.
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Speaker 3: It's a powerful.
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Speaker 1: See hear me rowe hear me row. You're gonna hear
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Speaker 1: hear me. He wrong.
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Speaker 3: I get it, and I just I'm in the car
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Speaker 3: by myself and you get a girl.
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Speaker 1: The world is gonna hear me raw today. Get out
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Speaker 1: of the car.
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Speaker 3: And I was like, shut up, it's about my kids
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Speaker 3: are like girl power. It's not about myself.
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Speaker 1: I thought it was you.
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Speaker 5: You're like, get wherever you're going they're gonna hear me
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Speaker 5: roll today and you're walking and you're like, right, shut
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Speaker 5: up to down, okay, sorry vic any something makes you
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Speaker 5: cry these conversations.
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Speaker 6: Oh my goodness. I was in the car on the
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Speaker 6: weekend with my kids and we were listening to old
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Speaker 6: school Taylor Swift and love Story came on.
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Speaker 1: Really, where does that go?
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Speaker 6: It's a love story?
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Speaker 7: Maybe just say yeah, maybe Maddie, your head is looking
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Speaker 7: pretty good on your head and so is yours, and
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Speaker 7: so is my hat.
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Speaker 1: This is yeah, that's pretty good.
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Speaker 6: That's the song. That's much better. But I'll seeing you
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Speaker 6: with the kids and they love the old school Taylor
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Speaker 6: and I don't know something about it was started like
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Speaker 6: the more I sang, the more I could feel it
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Speaker 6: like come coming up. And then I started crying. While
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Speaker 6: I was seeing I was like, what is going on?
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Speaker 3: But actually it's like, mummy, you're okay.
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Speaker 6: Well they're in the back seat, they can't actually see me.
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Speaker 6: I was hiding it from them, probably, But do you
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Speaker 6: think it's us.
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Speaker 1: No, maybe it's.
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Speaker 6: Suppressed feelings of the fact that I'm not married.
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Speaker 1: Well you're engaged though, yeah, Look, it's not all it's
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Speaker 1: cracked up to.
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Speaker 6: Me.
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Speaker 2: If I'm honest, it's the same thing. There's no difference,
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Speaker 2: be illegally behind.
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Speaker 3: It is fun though, it is fun. There was a
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Speaker 3: moment maybe two months before the wedding was going to
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Speaker 3: take place, and we're still fucking trying to organize everything,
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Speaker 3: and I was thinking, why the fuck are we doing this?
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Speaker 2: This is don't tell Laura that, and I would remove
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Speaker 2: same was like, are you are you enjoying this?
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Speaker 1: I want my money back?
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Speaker 6: Pre wedding stress.
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Speaker 3: The pre wedding stress is real. But then when you
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Speaker 3: have it's nice to have all your friends there.
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Speaker 1: It is nice to and then get pissed on your dime.
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Speaker 1: That's it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty much pretty much just trying part. We
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Speaker 2: can throw your party, how about that? And you get married.
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Speaker 2: I am one third through a celebricy course, but that
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Speaker 2: I've put on hold, I might go back to it.
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Speaker 3: Would you do.
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Speaker 6: Another one of Ash's hyper focuses.
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Speaker 2: Remember I was doing that, I was working starting this
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Speaker 2: podcast and finishing that, and I put it all on
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Speaker 2: hold to do this.
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Speaker 3: Do you think you'll ever marry someone?
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Speaker 2: I don't believe in the institute, so probably not for business.
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Speaker 1: Could be great for business, there's a few things I
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Speaker 1: want to do.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, like Jim's mowing, you know, like Jim's and tenors,
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Speaker 3: like Jim's marriages, two doing dads, marriages two dads is
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Speaker 3: both of us up there?
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Speaker 1: It's like, do you really need two of you for
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Speaker 1: this job?
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Speaker 6: Yes?
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Speaker 1: What about this?
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Speaker 2: Because there is a song that repulses me, like it
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Speaker 2: actually makes me feel it must be something psychological, and
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Speaker 2: I have worked it out what it is.
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Speaker 1: I know exactly what song it is, which I used
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Speaker 1: to love this song? What is it?
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Speaker 2: It is Phoenix even saying it, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Right now, Oh my god, I can't get through it.
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Speaker 1: If it comes on, I can.
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Speaker 2: I can deal with this because you're you're sing terrible that.
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Speaker 1: This is glitching right now physically.
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Speaker 2: If I'm somewhere and they put that song on and
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Speaker 2: I don't have control over whether I can change it,
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Speaker 2: I've got to leave.
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Speaker 6: Oh see, I just that song makes me kick off
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Speaker 6: and start dancing.
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Speaker 1: Yes, it used to. And I do recall a time
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Speaker 1: when I went to it was I was like, I
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Speaker 1: think I was nineteen and I saw them live.
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Speaker 3: They're great live, great life.
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Speaker 1: It's so good and I really really love them. But
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Speaker 1: I don't know. Something about it triggers my brain.
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Speaker 3: It's like when you have too drunk off one type
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Speaker 3: of drink and you have a bad experience.
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Speaker 1: That drink is then ruined, like tequila with april.
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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, like samboka do it.
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Speaker 1: That's a bit liquishy for hey.
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Speaker 3: I talked a couple of weeks ago about the fact
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Speaker 3: that Marley is obsessed with an artist called Zara Larson
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Speaker 3: Oh coming out to Australia. Her tour sold out in
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Speaker 3: seconds minute.
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Speaker 2: To sell out things down here because in the past
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Speaker 2: we haven't got as many good people coming. But now
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Speaker 2: with the resurgence of the Internet, that thing called on
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Speaker 2: the Internet.
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Speaker 1: Finally Australia figure out the Internet. Even though I was
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Speaker 1: terribly slow, so fucking slow, I haven't got there yet,
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Speaker 1: but we now were like, oh, we know who people
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Speaker 1: are and they get here.
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Speaker 3: She had the Howden, which is a very small venue
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Speaker 3: in Sydney, added another date upgraded to the Kudos.
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Speaker 1: She's upgraded from Horton to Kudos.
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Speaker 3: And it's sold out And someone messaged me a Dodor
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Speaker 3: and said, hey, we're doing a fundraiser. There's a sign auction.
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Speaker 3: You can bid on two tickets and I was like, fuck, yeah, great,
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Speaker 3: and Marley's birthday was coming up.
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Speaker 1: You think I might get a bit cheaper here? Nice?
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Speaker 3: I was like, like, how many people want to go
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Speaker 3: see Zara Larson? Would you see that?
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Speaker 6: No?
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Speaker 1: Probably?
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Speaker 3: I was like, she's not that big, Fuck me jesus.
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Speaker 3: I mean in the Silent auction there was maybe like
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Speaker 3: sixty things to bid on. So I did my first
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Speaker 3: bid opening bid five hundred bucks for two tickets, and
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Speaker 3: they couldn't tell they're like VIP or not, because I
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Speaker 3: was like, it just says plus food and drink.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that'd be like catered.
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Speaker 3: But I was like I could swallow that and also
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Speaker 3: goes to charity.
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Speaker 1: I could swallow five hundred dollars worth of food.
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Speaker 3: That's what.
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Speaker 1: Carry On Very Good get so much. They went for
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Speaker 1: five hundred and one thousand bucks. I wouldn't want to
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Speaker 1: see it that much, Nahn.
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Speaker 3: I thought about it. I was like no, first, but
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Speaker 3: second I was like could I no, absolutely not not
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Speaker 3: going to happen.
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Speaker 6: Well, I've just bought tickets to Harry Styles.
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Speaker 3: How much?
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Speaker 6: Well I think they are about three hundred maybe two?
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Speaker 1: See that's worth it.
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Speaker 2: Harry Styles is iconic looks you'll get there, keep out
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Speaker 2: of Badge's doing great.
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Speaker 1: Well, she is doing great. But I think like thousand
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Speaker 1: dollars great, a thousand dollars great?
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Speaker 2: Might I add, well that one person, but I would
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Speaker 2: say Harry Styles is way bigger of.
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Speaker 1: A superstar, like in terms of his portfolio at this stage.
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Speaker 2: But did you say portfolio did you say diversified portfolio?
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Speaker 1: Well, he is. He was an actor diversified Dunkirk in
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Speaker 1: dun Kirk. He was great.
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Speaker 6: Well, I have a question for you actually, because you're
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Speaker 6: thinking of taking money to Sarah Larson, I'm contemplating taking
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Speaker 6: Louis to Harry Starles.
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Speaker 3: I thought about that, but I thought it's maybe a
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Speaker 3: bit too sexual, too sexual. I don't know. I panicked,
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Speaker 3: you know what you know? I Harry is a big
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Speaker 3: actually like Harry's a big notist. Yeah, he's a big
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Speaker 3: old like gets his cock out that I'd see that, I'd.
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Speaker 1: Pay thousand dollars.
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Speaker 6: He keeps saying, oh, put Harry Styles on in the car.
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Speaker 6: And then we went to Vivid recently and we went
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Speaker 6: to the light show that they do at Darling Harbor.
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Speaker 6: He was like, get me out of here. I want
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Speaker 6: to go home. This is too scary. The lasers are
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Speaker 6: going to kill us. There's too many people around, and
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Speaker 6: I was like, whoa, Because you don't like this, then
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Speaker 6: you're gonna hate Harry st.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And when I was a kid, I got traumatized by
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Speaker 2: fireworks on the first.
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Speaker 1: One was it was in New Year's Eve.
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Speaker 2: And there's another song I can't listen to, which was
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Speaker 2: gotta get up to get Dawn because they had the
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Speaker 2: fireworks on behind it.
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Speaker 1: And now when it comes on, like yeah, I just
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Speaker 1: I don't know, I think just like yeah, thank you.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Anyway, then we hate new Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I was with Nan and we're at this big like
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Speaker 2: fireworks show out western Sydney and the fireworks show started as.
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Speaker 3: The winds Why did you want the fireworks show?
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Speaker 2: Because it was like a Christmas concert or New Year's
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Speaker 2: Console some ship like that, and the wind swung and
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Speaker 2: all the fireworks started coming towards us. It was like Dunkirk.
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Speaker 1: It was like I was hiding under a tarp.
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Speaker 6: I will back you on that though. I was scared
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Speaker 6: of fireworks as a child because they're very loud. There's
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Speaker 6: always a lot of people around, like, yeah.
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Speaker 1: It's an attack of the sensors. So I get, I
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Speaker 1: get Louis.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, and also like he thought the lasers were going
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Speaker 6: to kill him. He thought there were what Star Wars.
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Speaker 3: You could get like a little laser pointer. Great, and
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Speaker 3: he's not like getting dressed in the morning to school.
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Speaker 3: You can be like, oh my god, look.
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Speaker 2: Love me, lazers come here, but then you might get
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Speaker 2: stray catsy and like trying to chase the rend.
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Speaker 1: You gotta be careful.
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Speaker 3: Hey, can I ask you a question?
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Speaker 1: And whose podcast is this? I'm here, she's over there,
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Speaker 1: she's doing a great job over there.
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Speaker 3: I'm looking at the people my audience. Okay, oh god,
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Speaker 3: be honest, be honest here. I had a birthday party
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Speaker 3: that Molly was going to on the weekend. I went
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Speaker 3: to the present draw and I was like, it's been
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Speaker 3: a while since we've topped this up. We don't even
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Speaker 3: have one, So you have to you have to buy
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Speaker 3: the present clutter.
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Speaker 1: It is one thing she will not stand for, and
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Speaker 1: that's clutter.
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Speaker 3: But it is great when the present drawer is full
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Speaker 3: and you've got a last minute birthday party and you're like, fuck,
15:40
Speaker 3: I'm just dip in that. Get two things take some
15:42
Speaker 3: time over.
15:43
Speaker 1: Can you tell me which draw so that I can
15:44
Speaker 1: come over and claim a little present for myself.
15:47
Speaker 3: Whenever the kids present, whenever Ash comes over, like he.
15:51
Speaker 1: Just I'm just rubbing.
15:54
Speaker 6: I noticed that we recorded there.
15:56
Speaker 3: Well, not to attack you, okay.
15:59
Speaker 1: So I look in the present draw Snack draws looking great.
16:01
Speaker 3: By the way. The kids are always like Ash has
16:05
Speaker 3: been here. Yeah, So look in the drawer. There's one
16:09
Speaker 3: thing there, and I'm like, this will work.
16:11
Speaker 1: What is it?
16:11
Speaker 3: A toothbrush?
16:12
Speaker 1: Nice?
16:13
Speaker 6: I think kid's toothbrush, like.
16:15
Speaker 3: A it's a Barbie Barbie toothbrush. A boy party, boy's party. Nice, No,
16:21
Speaker 3: this girl's party. And Marley was being taken by another family,
16:25
Speaker 3: so I didn't get to see the reaction of like, okay, yeah.
16:29
Speaker 3: Even Marley was like, yeah, what do we got here?
16:32
Speaker 3: Like opens up the bag and she's like I think
16:34
Speaker 3: it might have been are you? And I was like,
16:36
Speaker 3: what's the problem And she's like toothbrush And I was like, yeah, yep,
16:39
Speaker 3: that's not a present, daddy, And she's like really, And
16:42
Speaker 3: I was like, what's the problem. She was like, what's
16:44
Speaker 3: the problem?
16:45
Speaker 1: Put it's from the present draw.
16:47
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, I think maybe Nana just put it in
16:50
Speaker 3: the by mistake thinking it was storage anyway, So this
16:53
Speaker 3: girl is gonna have great teeth.
16:54
Speaker 1: Oh, you actually just went a lot went through with it.
16:57
Speaker 1: I just go, honestly, do you know what's probably happening.
16:59
Speaker 1: The parent of that child's probably like, this is actually
17:02
Speaker 1: really smart. I think. Look, everyone's given toys. You want
17:05
Speaker 1: to be the point of difference. You give the toothbrush,
17:07
Speaker 1: and it's higing.
17:08
Speaker 3: Who can be upset having a spare toothbrush in the house.
17:11
Speaker 2: It's great in twenty years time when they're like, we
17:13
Speaker 2: have saved so much on dental bills because Matthew Johnson
17:16
Speaker 2: gave a toothbrush to a seven year old on their
17:18
Speaker 2: seventh birthday and it changed their life.
17:20
Speaker 1: Now she's a dentist. Think of what you've done.
17:23
Speaker 6: We think what we've both them up into the course
17:25
Speaker 6: of her life.
17:26
Speaker 3: Congratulations, Look at you praising dentists. It's really taking a
17:30
Speaker 3: turn I used to speak about dentists.
17:34
Speaker 2: We will, we will get there. But let's go to
17:35
Speaker 2: let's Vick, what do you got for us? What's happening
17:37
Speaker 2: in the news world.
17:38
Speaker 6: Well, I was before we get into a breaking news.
17:40
Speaker 6: I love that. As a president, I.
17:42
Speaker 3: Am actually for Okay, thank you I was like, am
17:44
Speaker 3: I a bad parent?
17:45
Speaker 6: No? My kids are desperate to have a new tooth.
17:49
Speaker 6: We go through so many truth brushes.
17:51
Speaker 2: You always buy them a toothbrush, No, Lucke, they're desperate
17:57
Speaker 2: for a toothbrush, vic they seldom.
18:01
Speaker 6: Each kid has about four toothbrushes.
18:03
Speaker 1: Yeah.
18:03
Speaker 2: My grandmother still has my toothbrush when I was a child,
18:07
Speaker 2: and she tries to dish it out and she's.
18:09
Speaker 3: Like what every birthday party, the kids are like, Mommy,
18:12
Speaker 3: was there a toothbrush?
18:13
Speaker 1: Sorry?
18:13
Speaker 3: Kids? Maybe next year? The okay?
18:20
Speaker 6: All right, Well, this breaking news today might leave you
18:24
Speaker 6: a little bit concerned about your nighttime habits.
18:26
Speaker 1: Oh god, you stop jerking it right before we go
18:28
Speaker 1: to sleep. It's bad for you.
18:31
Speaker 6: Staying up late to scroll through your phone at night
18:33
Speaker 6: isn't just a bad habit. New research links it to
18:35
Speaker 6: a significantly higher risk of early death.
18:39
Speaker 1: Disruptive, thank Goodness.
18:44
Speaker 6: Disruptive sleep cycles and blue light exposure interfere with cellular
18:48
Speaker 6: repair and cardiovascular health, creating long term damage. Put, simply
18:53
Speaker 6: trading sleep for screen time could be shortening your.
18:55
Speaker 1: Life, Vick.
18:56
Speaker 3: If you want to try and give us anxiety, it's working.
18:58
Speaker 1: Seems like clickbait to me, that's where did you find that? Scrolling?
19:06
Speaker 3: But that's what I'm good at, It's what I do.
19:08
Speaker 1: I think if you're going to whip an article out,
19:10
Speaker 1: not you.
19:10
Speaker 2: If you're going to write an article like that and
19:12
Speaker 2: dish it out to people, you can't put it on
19:14
Speaker 2: the Internet because you're contradicting everything that you're talking about.
19:16
Speaker 1: So you've got to put that out in print.
19:18
Speaker 6: Well, it's saying it's okay to scroll, just not right
19:20
Speaker 6: before beds.
19:22
Speaker 1: Don't fucking tell me what to do. Who wrote it? Facebook?
19:24
Speaker 6: Instagram?
19:26
Speaker 2: Yeah, you like trying to stop people from doom scrolling
19:29
Speaker 2: because they help business.
19:30
Speaker 3: If you know what I have started doing. I put
19:32
Speaker 3: my phone on charge downstairs at the kitchen.
19:36
Speaker 6: Good on you in the brick that Ash got you?
19:40
Speaker 1: Yep, you didn't even open that.
19:42
Speaker 3: Okay, So Ash a little while ago gave me a present.
19:44
Speaker 1: Which is very thoughtful for your news resolution.
19:47
Speaker 3: It was a purse beex box where you look away
19:50
Speaker 3: your phone.
19:51
Speaker 1: You can look at me like that. You can see it,
19:53
Speaker 1: but you can't touch it.
19:54
Speaker 3: A bit like a relationship.
19:57
Speaker 1: You can touch it. That incline just when you do
19:59
Speaker 1: make you go boo. A little book on the end.
20:02
Speaker 6: How how long do you guys scroll for?
20:05
Speaker 1: I want to talk about it.
20:06
Speaker 3: It depends, depends, depends on how stressful the day has been.
20:09
Speaker 1: Always, always a lot of scrolling.
20:12
Speaker 3: Once I get my jobs done, once I've cleaned the kitchen,
20:15
Speaker 3: you know, and then I can treat myself to a
20:17
Speaker 3: little doom scroll.
20:18
Speaker 1: Now I get excited it.
20:21
Speaker 2: And then putt Netflix on the background, not even watching that.
20:24
Speaker 2: I'm listening to Netflix while I'm doomcro.
20:26
Speaker 3: But it's honestly, sometimes when I'm like I just feel
20:27
Speaker 3: a bit stress, a little pick me up, I have
20:30
Speaker 3: a little scroll.
20:31
Speaker 1: There, it is there.
20:32
Speaker 3: It is a little treat.
20:33
Speaker 1: It is a little treat. Ashare your tooth?
20:38
Speaker 2: Tooth the saga the tooth the mouth salesman got me again.
20:42
Speaker 2: So last week I told you about that I had
20:43
Speaker 2: got rushed the emergency care double dumped and got some
20:48
Speaker 2: oxy cotton and had a really really good time. But anyway,
20:51
Speaker 2: it was time to have the tooth out. So I
20:53
Speaker 2: got the tooth out on the Friday.
20:55
Speaker 1: I was so anxious. So I just I don't I
20:57
Speaker 1: just don't like it because of.
20:59
Speaker 3: All the bad things you said Identity on this podcast.
21:01
Speaker 2: I'm worried about he's going to be like, I don't
21:02
Speaker 2: know about that.
21:05
Speaker 1: But no, thankfully he's.
21:06
Speaker 2: A professional and so am I. I'm a professional patient. No,
21:10
Speaker 2: I just like sweating the whole time. I'm just scared,
21:13
Speaker 2: guys about what I don't know.
21:15
Speaker 1: I don't like it, would I. I don't like the
21:18
Speaker 1: feeling of it.
21:18
Speaker 3: It's such a big, strong boy, I know.
21:20
Speaker 1: I just don't like people rummaging around in my mouth.
21:22
Speaker 3: I love it get in there.
21:25
Speaker 1: So I went.
21:26
Speaker 2: I went on a Friday morning and I thought, okay, well,
21:29
Speaker 2: let's just get this done.
21:30
Speaker 1: It's going to ruin me for the weekend.
21:31
Speaker 3: Can I see it?
21:32
Speaker 1: I can't really open my mouth that much. I'm a
21:34
Speaker 1: bit swollen on this.
21:35
Speaker 3: A little bit swollen.
21:37
Speaker 6: Were you scared about the pain?
21:39
Speaker 1: Was that a factor? Yeah?
21:41
Speaker 3: I don't know.
21:41
Speaker 1: I just just the whole thing. I don't like being touched.
21:44
Speaker 6: But can I just flag Yeah, this is why women
21:51
Speaker 6: are so amazing. Not to just ruin your story here,
21:53
Speaker 6: but like, we go through so much poking and prodding
21:56
Speaker 6: and so many people touching our bodies. It's pain.
22:00
Speaker 3: Blood test. That was a joke.
22:04
Speaker 1: I'm poking April.
22:06
Speaker 3: How often you ever peraps me?
22:08
Speaker 1: Okay? Right, perhaps me.
22:10
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll be honest, dental work is pretty much just
22:13
Speaker 2: peraps me work. They're opening up. Okay, that's going to
22:16
Speaker 2: be disgusting. I'm not going to go any further with that.
22:18
Speaker 6: Carry It is similar you're opening something and it's uncomfortable.
22:21
Speaker 1: Yeah, see, I know what it's like. Anyway, so I went,
22:24
Speaker 1: I did it. I got it done.
22:25
Speaker 2: But it was fucking It's the dentist in the middle
22:28
Speaker 2: of a shopping.
22:29
Speaker 1: Center, right, that's a red flag. It's at the top.
22:31
Speaker 1: It's just the guys like coming now. No, they're lovely
22:35
Speaker 1: there they are.
22:35
Speaker 2: But April came picked me up and I was so
22:38
Speaker 2: dozed up on Valley and and THC that the door open.
22:42
Speaker 1: I was like, like, what are you doing here? And
22:44
Speaker 1: then Macy's head pokes around the corner and I just
22:46
Speaker 1: like lost it. And then I.
22:50
Speaker 2: Remember walking through the shops and people are looking at
22:52
Speaker 2: me like he's this junkie.
22:53
Speaker 3: As that you guys had to go shopping for food.
22:56
Speaker 1: I had to walk through the shops to get to the.
22:58
Speaker 3: Car, and I'm like, hurry up, and I was like,
23:01
Speaker 3: oh fuck, we do need some milk and.
23:03
Speaker 2: Some bread was hiding behind Macy, but I was like,
23:05
Speaker 2: she was like you were so you were trying to
23:07
Speaker 2: walk in a straight line, but you're like, no wheelchair.
23:10
Speaker 6: No.
23:10
Speaker 1: People were like looking at you and all sorts.
23:12
Speaker 3: Of shish and two doting dads.
23:14
Speaker 1: So I went home.
23:15
Speaker 6: Yeah, people recognize you a lot, do They coming up.
23:19
Speaker 3: And saying hi, and they're just like that guy, don't
23:21
Speaker 3: go near him because you're always like drugged up wearing
23:23
Speaker 3: a hoodie.
23:23
Speaker 1: That sounds pretty good. That sounds pretty good to me.
23:27
Speaker 2: If you see me in public, I'm drugged up and
23:29
Speaker 2: wearing a hoodie. Anyway, So I left there, went home
23:34
Speaker 2: for some R and R. But I don't really remember
23:37
Speaker 2: most of the day. I know that like April left
23:41
Speaker 2: me with Macy and I was like half asleep, and
23:43
Speaker 2: Macy was like having an arrest to go pick up Oscar.
23:45
Speaker 1: And what I recall is Oscar.
23:47
Speaker 2: Coming home with April and Lenny was there, which is
23:51
Speaker 2: so all of a sudden, we've adopted another child.
23:53
Speaker 1: There was two kids in the house. But I'm spaced
23:55
Speaker 1: on your head.
23:56
Speaker 3: You're like, am I hallucinating?
23:58
Speaker 6: Yeah?
23:58
Speaker 2: I woke up the next day and I was like,
23:59
Speaker 2: was there an a child here? They're like yeah, Lenny
24:01
Speaker 2: was here.
24:01
Speaker 1: We were looking after Lenny for a couple of hours.
24:03
Speaker 1: He was helping us put the lolly bags.
24:04
Speaker 3: Together, looking after Lenny, are looking after you?
24:07
Speaker 1: I don't know.
24:08
Speaker 3: Lenny's like, is that guy is here? Right?
24:10
Speaker 1: Yeah?
24:10
Speaker 3: Do we need to help him out?
24:11
Speaker 1: Yeah?
24:12
Speaker 2: And then I was like, oh, and I rang Lenny's
24:14
Speaker 2: dad and I'm like, was Lenny here?
24:15
Speaker 1: Yesterday's like yeah, yeah, I came in.
24:17
Speaker 2: He gave me big thumbs up at like six o'clock
24:18
Speaker 2: and I left and I was like, sure, what.
24:22
Speaker 1: So anyway raised your memory? Yeah? I was.
24:26
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what can we check? Was the procedure successful?
24:29
Speaker 3: It was successful, but the truth was extracted. The tooth
24:32
Speaker 3: was extracted. What was wrong with the tooth?
24:34
Speaker 1: It was? It was? It was a wisdom. It was
24:36
Speaker 1: fucking black. Oh I forgot to bring it in.
24:38
Speaker 7: I don't have it.
24:39
Speaker 3: Oh she was a photo.
24:41
Speaker 1: Was at home? Bring it in?
24:42
Speaker 3: Yes?
24:43
Speaker 1: Sorry, I was. Actually I've inquired to put it on
24:46
Speaker 1: a necklace for you.
24:46
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, Yeah.
24:48
Speaker 2: So I've asked a lash two Yeah, vastest prestigious jeweler
24:52
Speaker 2: Tony mate. I mean, if I can put it on
24:54
Speaker 2: a necklace for me, So we'll see apparently you got
24:56
Speaker 2: to sterilize it.
24:57
Speaker 1: But doesn't know he won't he won't want that.
24:59
Speaker 3: I can put it next the poppy is abilitical cause
25:02
Speaker 3: bit's aureo next week. I've just got body parts next
25:04
Speaker 3: to my it'side table. If you get into my.
25:06
Speaker 1: Collection, I just asked you, mom for your forskin.
25:11
Speaker 3: Anyone breaks into my house, I'd be like, let's get
25:13
Speaker 3: the fuck out of here.
25:16
Speaker 1: That's how you get rid of criminals.
25:18
Speaker 6: Did you go under? No?
25:20
Speaker 2: So what they do is they give you like it's
25:22
Speaker 2: like a sleep. It's like valium essentially. But I was
25:24
Speaker 2: too nervous that I had double dumb gummies beforehand. I thought,
25:27
Speaker 2: if I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do it properly.
25:29
Speaker 6: Isn't that dangerous?
25:31
Speaker 1: That's an april. But I was like, live a little,
25:33
Speaker 1: not if you die.
25:34
Speaker 2: Anyway, I get in and they leave you there for
25:38
Speaker 2: forty five minutes because and I was like, oh, great, okay,
25:41
Speaker 2: perfect time. I'm going to get the doom scroll here.
25:43
Speaker 2: Aren't interrupted. They're like, nah, you can't have your phone
25:46
Speaker 2: because it's stimulating for the Because the drugs they give
25:49
Speaker 2: you could go either way.
25:50
Speaker 3: Maybe that Vicky were right, not that I would ever
25:52
Speaker 3: question you, what were you right about? I just I
25:54
Speaker 3: was like, that can't be right. But then they're not
25:56
Speaker 3: letting people scroll because it keeps you away, it keeps.
25:59
Speaker 1: You, keeps you too alert, and like doesn't wow. So anyway,
26:03
Speaker 1: I had to sit there with my own.
26:04
Speaker 2: Thoughts like terrible, like who thought that would be a
26:10
Speaker 2: good idea? And I said to the nurse, I'm like,
26:11
Speaker 2: you's gonna leave me here? She's like yeah, I'm like,
26:13
Speaker 2: least stay well.
26:15
Speaker 1: She's like what.
26:15
Speaker 2: I'm like, you don't want to be here. I don't
26:17
Speaker 2: want to be here, Okay, And.
26:19
Speaker 6: Then it's amazing how scared we are now of being
26:22
Speaker 6: in our own thoughts.
26:23
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I want to be distracted at all times.
26:26
Speaker 2: It's okay for some of it, but then sometimes you're like,
26:29
Speaker 2: once you pull on a thread that's a little bit
26:31
Speaker 2: dark to be fucked up, and it's like then they
26:34
Speaker 2: walk in and scared me.
26:36
Speaker 3: Ready if you procedure and the crying in the corner.
26:39
Speaker 1: Be like, it's like you should have you should have?
26:44
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely, I kept like I was allowed to have
26:47
Speaker 2: my I had my phone in there.
26:48
Speaker 1: But it was like on the other side, of the room.
26:50
Speaker 3: That's a fucking tease.
26:52
Speaker 1: But also they're like, do you want us to take it?
26:54
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I can't live without it.
26:56
Speaker 3: Look at it.
26:57
Speaker 2: While I'm in there getting a tooth extracted, can you
26:59
Speaker 2: attach this to me please permanently? But as soon as
27:02
Speaker 2: I laid down to get the procedure done, the salesman
27:06
Speaker 2: started to sell.
27:07
Speaker 3: Anyone who's not familiar. Ash has always attacked dentists, the
27:11
Speaker 3: industry of dentists.
27:12
Speaker 1: And this dentist knows that. And you feel I've been
27:16
Speaker 1: there before.
27:16
Speaker 3: Ash refers to as mouth, salesman.
27:18
Speaker 1: Mouth, mechanic, neither one. That's an insult to Actually what
27:22
Speaker 1: was he selling last time?
27:23
Speaker 2: I went, as you know, I had a tooth out here, okay,
27:25
Speaker 2: and now I predominantly chewed on that side because I
27:27
Speaker 2: knew something was wrong on this side, but I was
27:29
Speaker 2: too much of a pussy to face it until it
27:31
Speaker 2: becomes a problem.
27:32
Speaker 1: Classic man stuff, okay, much like your mental health. Make
27:36
Speaker 1: sure you check it on yourself. See what I did there?
27:38
Speaker 1: Very good? I see you guys.
27:39
Speaker 2: Notice before I got this tooth out and I was there,
27:41
Speaker 2: I said, hey, what about we explore the option of
27:44
Speaker 2: an implant?
27:45
Speaker 3: Because surely that would be cheaper if you're already there,
27:49
Speaker 3: like whilst he's taking one out, just popping new one in.
27:51
Speaker 2: You think so, you think so, But there is a
27:54
Speaker 2: process to it anyway. I got the quote back via
27:56
Speaker 2: email before I went under. That was like five.
28:00
Speaker 1: Grand for an implant insurance.
28:02
Speaker 3: What's going to helping out?
28:03
Speaker 1: No one's insuring this? Bro Okay, okay, I ship myself
28:07
Speaker 1: all the time. No one's interested. Boober's like, no, shout
28:11
Speaker 1: out to Booper because they actually did insure me eventually.
28:14
Speaker 6: Anyway, So there should be like options though, So because
28:19
Speaker 6: my friend had to get a tooth out, and you
28:21
Speaker 6: can get the implant.
28:21
Speaker 1: By the hospital whatever that means.
28:25
Speaker 6: You can get a gold tooth or a silver tube ambulance.
28:27
Speaker 1: Can I get one of them in? I don't know
28:30
Speaker 1: what I've got. I don't know what picked.
28:31
Speaker 3: Up an ambulance on the way to get back home.
28:33
Speaker 3: I don't know how insurance works.
28:34
Speaker 1: I don't know how it works either.
28:36
Speaker 6: No, with your tooth, you have options.
28:38
Speaker 1: I just saw a price.
28:39
Speaker 2: I was like, oh no, into the email and as
28:44
Speaker 2: soon as I'm drugged up and laying there with my
28:46
Speaker 2: mouth open, ready for a procedure.
28:47
Speaker 1: He was like, have you thought about an implant?
28:51
Speaker 3: I've just been in a room for two hours by
28:53
Speaker 3: myself and nothing but anxiety running through my mind.
28:56
Speaker 1: Thoughts ask me, then, don't ask me how.
29:01
Speaker 2: It was like, okay, well, we thought about maybe we
29:03
Speaker 2: can do step one of the procedure now, which is
29:05
Speaker 2: like they must like prep it and then you come
29:08
Speaker 2: back when the when they've got the proper measurements and everything.
29:10
Speaker 2: So it fits nice and snark, and I was like,
29:12
Speaker 2: in my head, but.
29:13
Speaker 3: It's a wisdom too that no one getting fucking in.
29:16
Speaker 2: My head the whole time that you said something the
29:18
Speaker 2: other day and like, dentist sails are down in.
29:20
Speaker 1: My head for an hour, I laid.
29:23
Speaker 3: There record I never said that you did, because.
29:25
Speaker 1: That's all I thought about for the whole time. All
29:29
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of is ge DENTISTI house must be down anyway.
29:35
Speaker 2: I'm laying there and he goes he was like, have
29:37
Speaker 2: you thought about the implants? And my brain straight away
29:40
Speaker 2: went to this motherfucker. I had that enough consciousness to
29:44
Speaker 2: know that what he's doing here, he's trying to sell
29:46
Speaker 2: to me while I'm under the influence, which is not fair.
29:49
Speaker 2: And I all I had was an answer was like nah,
29:53
Speaker 2: nah nah, And then he was like, oh, who's coming
29:55
Speaker 2: to pick you up?
29:56
Speaker 1: Is Ape' goning to pick you up? And she's like yeah.
29:57
Speaker 1: He's like, I'll talk to her about it. I was like,
29:59
Speaker 1: don't you take my beautiful wife.
30:02
Speaker 2: Next mining, I'm walking out of here with a bunch
30:03
Speaker 2: of gold teeth and I've re mortgaged the house.
30:05
Speaker 3: I'm so annoyed to have grills.
30:08
Speaker 2: I was going to buy some cheap like the Dracula
30:11
Speaker 2: ones like see. But as I was leaving, I'm like
30:14
Speaker 2: distracted by Macie because she came and she was having
30:16
Speaker 2: a great time. And I look over and the dentists
30:19
Speaker 2: is with April with a three D model on the screen,
30:22
Speaker 2: and I was like.
30:22
Speaker 1: We gotta go. We're gonna get out of here.
30:24
Speaker 2: We're not getting Yeah, he's trying to be fair, great effort,
30:32
Speaker 2: he really put in. He really wanted that cash points
30:35
Speaker 2: were trying. So I'm getting an implant in next week. No,
30:39
Speaker 2: no one here, I remember that I got that one out.
30:45
Speaker 3: Uh oh okay, so don't show don't show me Ulcer.
30:48
Speaker 2: On the other side, you're a bloody mess at the moment.
30:53
Speaker 1: Bloody mouse salesman trying to get me back.
30:55
Speaker 3: Drinking like Nick Jo and Purbot.
30:56
Speaker 2: It's been like, yeah, I honestly, I'm too spiteful to
31:01
Speaker 2: be a dentist.
31:02
Speaker 1: Anyway.
31:02
Speaker 2: I've come out of a coma straight into the preparation
31:06
Speaker 2: of a seven year old soccer party, which is the
31:09
Speaker 2: party of the century, which has nearly split this family apart.
31:13
Speaker 3: Really the transformation of Ash. He loves dentists. He's the
31:17
Speaker 3: hate birthday parties. Now he's fucking missed birthday.
31:19
Speaker 2: I still hate dentists, and I still hate birthday parties. Okay, okay,
31:23
Speaker 2: but sometimes you just gotta play.
31:24
Speaker 1: Nice because it's just easier. So April has been planning.
31:27
Speaker 2: This birthday party for fucking what feels like forever, at
31:33
Speaker 2: this indoor soccer thing anyway.
31:34
Speaker 1: So we've got individual boxes for each kid with food.
31:38
Speaker 2: She's gone all out on this thing, which I'm like
31:41
Speaker 2: to Oscar, don't get.
31:42
Speaker 1: Used to this. So twenty four or so kids boys only. No,
31:46
Speaker 1: there was some girls there for the soccer team.
31:48
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was mainly the soccer team and a couple
31:50
Speaker 2: of kids from his class. Anyway, So twenty four lollibags,
31:53
Speaker 2: twenty four individual little snack box for these kids. I
31:57
Speaker 2: learned how to icic cake on the spot, classic me.
32:00
Speaker 2: That was flawless, smooth. No one's ever seen a cake
32:02
Speaker 2: is good. Nobody's a little wonky. But how do you?
32:06
Speaker 1: It's nice for you to come to.
32:09
Speaker 6: You.
32:11
Speaker 1: I did put it out there, but I knew that
32:12
Speaker 1: you were. You did say, look, i'm single parenting. I
32:15
Speaker 1: was like, well, I understand, I completely understand, but I
32:19
Speaker 1: knew kids love the Lolli bags.
32:21
Speaker 3: But he's good. He's good, and.
32:24
Speaker 1: So does me.
32:26
Speaker 2: But I didn't know that there's one child who loves
32:29
Speaker 2: Lolli bags more than anyone. And I want to pick
32:32
Speaker 2: to see if you, I'm going to show you a
32:33
Speaker 2: video of who you think likes Lolli bags the most.
32:40
Speaker 1: Who wants a Lollly bag? What did she come out
32:51
Speaker 1: of nowhere?
32:52
Speaker 5: Wow?
32:53
Speaker 1: How's the pace on the girl?
32:56
Speaker 3: Look at the cadence, those little legs into a sucker
32:59
Speaker 3: court and it's just like like vultures swarming, swarming, and
33:03
Speaker 3: then out of nowhere they all run to this one
33:06
Speaker 3: little daughter exit the field. And then there's one child.
33:10
Speaker 3: She's like fifty meters ahead of everyone else.
33:12
Speaker 2: She came out of nowhere she's like running up the hallway.
33:15
Speaker 2: I quite like being up there, felt like a bit of.
33:18
Speaker 1: An overlord children. It's like if there's a riot, he's
33:22
Speaker 1: like pops up, popping them off.
33:23
Speaker 3: Who would like a Lolli bar?
33:24
Speaker 1: Yeah, unlocked the door.
33:29
Speaker 3: Great result.
33:30
Speaker 2: Yeah, so lots of presents, lots of kids, lots of screaming.
33:35
Speaker 2: But we all went home and napped for like three
33:37
Speaker 2: hours and then now woken up in Oscar's sick.
33:40
Speaker 1: She's sick.
33:42
Speaker 3: Everyone's sick at the moment. If you're not sick, consider
33:45
Speaker 3: yourselves one of the lucky ones. It's coming. It'll get
33:48
Speaker 3: your You know what's really sad. It makes me a
33:50
Speaker 3: little bit sad. I didn't realize this, but in Lola's
33:55
Speaker 3: kindy class there's only four girls including Lola and the whole.
34:00
Speaker 1: How many kidney classes are there though, three?
34:02
Speaker 3: This is a real shortage of girls in that year.
34:05
Speaker 6: That's the same as Louis year.
34:07
Speaker 1: Girl. Yeah we got too many.
34:08
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like there's some sort of boy baby boom, like. Yeah.
34:13
Speaker 3: The repercussions of that, I'm now realizing is that there's
34:16
Speaker 3: just not that many birthday parties because the boys are
34:19
Speaker 3: doing like Lola sounds amazing. No, but no, but for lot.
34:25
Speaker 6: For Lola, she didn't get any day.
34:29
Speaker 3: Marley had another birthday party. There's heaps of girls in
34:31
Speaker 3: her class. And Lola was like, I never get to
34:34
Speaker 3: go to birthday parties. And I'm like, oh breaks my heart.
34:37
Speaker 3: What about Chaz, Yeah, she's.
34:39
Speaker 1: A lot of birthday parties.
34:41
Speaker 3: Well she's got she's in another class. Oh, Chaz is
34:44
Speaker 3: my niece. She's the same school, same year, but in
34:46
Speaker 3: another class.
34:47
Speaker 2: Can't they just group or I mean group all the
34:50
Speaker 2: girls together and then then you have heaps of parties.
34:52
Speaker 3: That's not gonna happen. It's always going to be per class,
34:54
Speaker 3: not per year.
34:55
Speaker 1: Okay, because then it's like boy and girl parties, Like.
34:58
Speaker 3: All the boys have boy parties and there's no girls
35:01
Speaker 3: for girls.
35:02
Speaker 6: That's not right. KINDI should be a whole class. Yeah,
35:05
Speaker 6: isn't that the unspoken rule?
35:07
Speaker 3: Is that a rule?
35:08
Speaker 1: Is it a rule?
35:08
Speaker 6: In kindergarten? You should have the whole class because otherwise
35:12
Speaker 6: people like Lolo get left out?
35:13
Speaker 1: What I cost a living?
35:15
Speaker 6: So yes, I've taken that into consideration.
35:18
Speaker 1: When did you take that just that after I've said it?
35:21
Speaker 6: No, because Louis I gave him the option. I said,
35:22
Speaker 6: you're gonna have a whole class party, or you can
35:24
Speaker 6: have a special day with your two closest mates. So
35:27
Speaker 6: he chose special day.
35:29
Speaker 1: It's smart.
35:29
Speaker 6: Love that cheaper too.
35:30
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like convincing him.
35:32
Speaker 3: You're like, or you can have a really special day
35:34
Speaker 3: or Yeah, kids everywhere.
35:40
Speaker 1: People here, we're.
35:42
Speaker 6: Going to go to the aquarium. We're going to get
35:44
Speaker 6: happy meals, and then we're going to go to the
35:45
Speaker 6: playground and then have ice cream. Like that's way better
35:48
Speaker 6: than a party.
35:48
Speaker 2: Well maybe if I was invited to Oscar.
35:55
Speaker 1: Fucking kids everywhere. You don't want to go to that
35:57
Speaker 1: ship show, poor little Lolla.
35:59
Speaker 3: Yeah I invited to I can't.
36:03
Speaker 1: A couple of girls there. There was a Laza Rosy Ivy.
36:06
Speaker 1: All the girls are my favorite because they're like, yeah,
36:08
Speaker 1: what's up?
36:09
Speaker 2: High five and all the boys are like I thought it,
36:13
Speaker 2: shut up, and then they'll like throw a ball at
36:16
Speaker 2: my head. I'll tell you one thing, though, please with
36:19
Speaker 2: a party, like they get a soccer party, lots of
36:21
Speaker 2: tears and just out of the blue, they whacked the
36:24
Speaker 2: lights off and put the disco lights on.
36:25
Speaker 1: It's like there's balls flying over and there's kids like,
36:30
Speaker 1: who's the idea.
36:31
Speaker 3: In an arena with the bull sports to turn the
36:32
Speaker 3: lights off?
36:33
Speaker 1: Oh, they're just like, how do we get through this
36:34
Speaker 1: next hour? Turn the lights off? And then they get
36:37
Speaker 1: the close to you know, kids, light were close to
36:39
Speaker 1: it gets in your eye if you had that.
36:41
Speaker 3: Actually, do you know what? Do you know what we
36:43
Speaker 3: did on the weekend, which the kids loved. We went
36:46
Speaker 3: to our neighbor's house and they've got a big, old
36:48
Speaker 3: trampoline in the backyard and I feel like this is
36:51
Speaker 3: an activity that will never be able to be replicated
36:53
Speaker 3: again with the same level of success. But we gave
36:56
Speaker 3: the kids a tube each of bubble liquid that shit
37:00
Speaker 3: last like thirty seconds, yeah at the most. And then
37:03
Speaker 3: they had a heap of really cheap beach balls blown
37:06
Speaker 3: up in the trampoline, which had like a net surrounding it.
37:09
Speaker 3: And then the kids just slipped and slided yeah if
37:12
Speaker 3: you will, on the tramplant slipped and slid on.
37:16
Speaker 2: They slipped and slipped and slipped and slid.
37:20
Speaker 3: And then the dad of the house, he's very handy,
37:23
Speaker 3: and he's managed to get the garden hose hooked up
37:25
Speaker 3: to the hot water so he can squirt them with
37:27
Speaker 3: warm water. Oh that's good gear and the kids were
37:30
Speaker 3: loving it. I was literally like we should go, and
37:33
Speaker 3: I was like, hang on a second, like.
37:34
Speaker 1: A shower, there's no need for a bar.
37:36
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they'll be so tired.
37:37
Speaker 1: It's like Joe. Kids really smell like clean dishes.
37:40
Speaker 3: Oh yeah. And they jumped on that trampoline for like
37:44
Speaker 3: forty five minutes.
37:45
Speaker 1: That's so good till it gets in their eye.
37:46
Speaker 3: I and I was waiting for it was quite dark.
37:50
Speaker 3: I was like, a kid's gonna fucking jump in. Another
37:52
Speaker 3: kid walked away without injury.
37:54
Speaker 2: It was a miracle, a parenting miracle, and is a
37:56
Speaker 2: parent if you will, that is honestly, trampoline could either way.
38:00
Speaker 1: The guy the kid next door broke his leg.
38:02
Speaker 3: We have had it before where there's a zipper of
38:05
Speaker 3: the area and if someone doesn't zip up, gets double
38:09
Speaker 3: bounced out.
38:12
Speaker 1: Yeah. We used to have a trampoline.
38:14
Speaker 2: The amount of times I'd have to check the zipp
38:16
Speaker 2: because they would and like little kid, they want to
38:18
Speaker 2: bump into each other and stuff, so bump them straight out.
38:22
Speaker 1: The door, especially a little Macy.
38:23
Speaker 2: She's been double bottle until Tracy, she's been double bounced
38:29
Speaker 2: a lot and She's like, I just like a.
38:31
Speaker 1: Ball of meat in the air, in the air.
38:35
Speaker 3: It's such a beautiful way of describing.
38:39
Speaker 2: What's Mason, Like big, big, hairy ball of meat.
38:42
Speaker 3: But it was a miracle. And because I was thinking
38:44
Speaker 3: to myself, I've got you, Laura is still away at
38:46
Speaker 3: the moment. No, no, I don't need it, don't. The
38:49
Speaker 3: claps are getting softer and like more weak. This is
38:52
Speaker 3: probably the last time I get a round of applause,
38:54
Speaker 3: so I appreciate it. But I was like staring down
38:58
Speaker 3: the barrel of doing by myself with three kids not anymore.
39:02
Speaker 1: They're all soaped up, and I was like, but it was.
39:04
Speaker 3: It was a miracle, but I did it. We still
39:07
Speaker 3: have little pinch points. Bedtime is the hardest part because
39:11
Speaker 3: you're like you're just juggling act juggling act, you know,
39:14
Speaker 3: trying to like get Poppy down. She's not going down.
39:15
Speaker 3: The other kids are still making too much noise. You're like,
39:18
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get Poppy down. And I came in,
39:19
Speaker 3: finally got Poppy down. Came in and I was like,
39:23
Speaker 3: I was like clearly exhausted, and Lola took me and
39:26
Speaker 3: she's like, you're doing a good job.
39:31
Speaker 1: I must have made a real like real sh.
39:36
Speaker 3: What next? So what's the fucking story?
39:38
Speaker 1: My kids are more like, what's wrong with you?
39:40
Speaker 2: No?
39:40
Speaker 3: She was like, you know what dare you're doing?
39:42
Speaker 1: Hanging their pal hanging their and I'm hungry. By the way,
39:45
Speaker 1: while you're at it, while you're down at your lowest,
39:47
Speaker 1: you're doing a good job. But I'm hungry.
39:49
Speaker 3: No, I needed it.
39:50
Speaker 6: That's beautiful.
39:51
Speaker 3: Someone did say you gotta let them know, because I
39:54
Speaker 3: was like, I'm by myself here, guys, you know I'm
39:56
Speaker 3: doing the best I can. And Lola, it was so
39:59
Speaker 3: weird roles revert. She was like, don't worry, Mommy will
40:02
Speaker 3: be home soon and this will all be over.
40:06
Speaker 2: It definitely won't be over, but we'll make it will
40:09
Speaker 2: make you think like it's all gonna be okay.
40:10
Speaker 3: I was her laugh and she's like, hang in there.
40:13
Speaker 1: Have you had many of them in your bed every night? Yeah?
40:16
Speaker 3: Okay everyone, Marley, yes, Lola, yes, Poppy. As far as
40:22
Speaker 3: I know, she's sleeping through. And that was my biggest
40:26
Speaker 3: That was my biggest concern because I was like such
40:29
Speaker 3: a deep sleeper. It was such a deep sleeper, and
40:31
Speaker 3: Laura was like just like, please if she makes noise,
40:36
Speaker 3: get up, and I was like, I don't know. She is, well,
40:39
Speaker 3: I'm asleep. I can't I know.
40:41
Speaker 1: And that's we don't have.
40:42
Speaker 2: We don't get the same thing that mum gets, which
40:45
Speaker 2: is like I can't hear the busy main road at
40:48
Speaker 2: the front, but.
40:48
Speaker 1: I'll hear the murmur of my child, like I'll hear that.
40:52
Speaker 2: I went through a phase where I could just like
40:55
Speaker 2: know what every noise in my house was.
40:57
Speaker 1: I'm quite a light sleeper unlike you.
40:59
Speaker 2: I can hear are every I know, when a kid's
41:02
Speaker 2: just moving around in their bed, I can hear the
41:04
Speaker 2: slight had that creak of that particular bed. So like
41:08
Speaker 2: the ladder on the on the bunk bed, one of
41:10
Speaker 2: the screws is missing, which I found in makes his bed.
41:13
Speaker 2: She's trying to planning a prison escape some sort of
41:15
Speaker 2: ship like that, And I was like, I know the
41:18
Speaker 2: exact noise it makes when someone's foot touches it.
41:22
Speaker 1: And I hear that. I'm like, back to bed.
41:25
Speaker 3: You hear the autopilot?
41:27
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like doors shut, headphones on the whole bit.
41:30
Speaker 2: I'm like, go back to bed, and I can't. Yeah,
41:35
Speaker 2: there's like also my shoddy tradesmanship where I've done a
41:37
Speaker 2: bit of flooring is a bit of a creek.
41:39
Speaker 3: What's with you on the missing screws? Not to have
41:41
Speaker 3: a go at you, but like everything you made here,
41:44
Speaker 3: you're like, the screw won't go in.
41:47
Speaker 1: There's always one one screw doesn't line up.
41:50
Speaker 2: So I've just given up. It's kind of like an
41:52
Speaker 2: analogy in life. There's always going to be one screw
41:56
Speaker 2: that doesn't go well.
41:57
Speaker 3: Set all set, But Laura is like, how's sleeping? And
42:00
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, she's up a few times.
42:02
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've got it. Yeah, once or twice. Never let
42:05
Speaker 1: him know how good it is and how it is.
42:07
Speaker 3: First two nights I wake up at like six thirty
42:10
Speaker 3: when Lola wakes up, and I'd be like, oh fuck,
42:12
Speaker 3: I have run into a room and peek in and
42:15
Speaker 3: be like, oh thank god, check your pulse. It's bloody stressful.
42:19
Speaker 3: But she's sleeping like a champion.
42:20
Speaker 1: Oh how good?
42:21
Speaker 2: And then well she won't have the scent of Oh
42:23
Speaker 2: she's not breastfeeding anywayre is she all the bottle?
42:25
Speaker 3: My guy?
42:25
Speaker 6: How old is she now?
42:27
Speaker 3: She is eight months? Just got eight months?
42:29
Speaker 1: What's what's the actual birthday?
42:31
Speaker 3: Of Poppy twenty four September.
42:33
Speaker 1: I'll never forget that.
42:34
Speaker 3: Thank you? Can I just say going to bed. That's tough.
42:40
Speaker 3: That's tough solo. Another tough part is homework. Homework is
42:44
Speaker 3: bloody tough. I was like, surely I can get this
42:48
Speaker 3: done in ten minutes with Marley.
42:49
Speaker 1: I think it's a waste of time.
42:51
Speaker 3: What do you do with Oscar?
42:52
Speaker 1: This is what I want to know.
42:54
Speaker 2: If you just did the work at school that we
42:56
Speaker 2: pay fees for, you wouldn't have to bring it home,
42:58
Speaker 2: wouldn't be homework you pay fees. But we just forget
43:07
Speaker 2: all of last year, not a single piece of homework with.
43:11
Speaker 1: Nothing reading.
43:13
Speaker 6: He's great, he can read, he can read.
43:16
Speaker 3: Who's teaching him?
43:17
Speaker 1: I guess him. That's good, it's fine. I think it's fine.
43:22
Speaker 6: Do you know what I keep coming back to when
43:23
Speaker 6: I don't do my home, sorry, when we don't go
43:26
Speaker 6: on Louis. In Scandinavia, they don't start school until they're seven,
43:30
Speaker 6: and they have the highest rates of intelligence, success, happiness.
43:35
Speaker 6: And it's because they give those kids an extra year
43:38
Speaker 6: of play before their brains are developed, so they've I
43:40
Speaker 6: think they've worked out. When a kid turns seven their
43:43
Speaker 6: brain is developed and ready to grow and learn and
43:45
Speaker 6: so all that sort of stuff. But if you do
43:46
Speaker 6: it before then, and especially if you're pushing kids, then
43:50
Speaker 6: it can actually send them the opposite direction because they
43:53
Speaker 6: won't want to learn because it's so hard. And when
43:56
Speaker 6: I'm doing Louis reading, I can literally see the fatigue
44:01
Speaker 6: set into their little eyes as they're reading the pages,
44:03
Speaker 6: and it's like, I don't know if I should keep going.
44:05
Speaker 1: But I also because we've never done it, I'm.
44:09
Speaker 6: So competitive though as well that I'm like, read the book.
44:11
Speaker 3: I was pushing so hard. Marley had all she had
44:14
Speaker 3: to do choose artwork and be from a book, can
44:16
Speaker 3: be anywhere. Laura had a little painting or some flowers.
44:19
Speaker 3: You had to pick the artwork write four sentences about
44:22
Speaker 3: that artwork. And I was like, that'll take us two seconds.
44:26
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
44:28
Speaker 6: Four sentences seems like a lot.
44:30
Speaker 3: So this is about flowers, and this artwork makes it
44:35
Speaker 3: feel happy because the flowers are bright, right, that's what
44:38
Speaker 3: we're talking about. I was there for an hour. I
44:41
Speaker 3: was there for an hour, and I was like, she
44:43
Speaker 3: makes a mistake. She's like, I'll start again, and I'm like,
44:46
Speaker 3: just just cross it out.
44:47
Speaker 1: Who cares.
44:49
Speaker 3: Fucking capitals? Also, I was like, guys, how do we
44:52
Speaker 3: want to do this? Do you want to go to
44:54
Speaker 3: the park first and then we'll do our homework afterwards,
44:57
Speaker 3: And they were like absolutely, because we could do our
44:59
Speaker 3: homework first. It's like, don't look at me like that guy.
45:02
Speaker 2: Just do what Ash does and don't do it. What's
45:04
Speaker 2: gonna happen. What's the fucking worst that's gonna happen. It's like, oh,
45:08
Speaker 2: I didn't get that in their thirties, didn't get.
45:09
Speaker 1: That job because I didn't do that one day of
45:11
Speaker 1: fucking home, Like, shut up, it's just it's do it
45:13
Speaker 1: at school, schoolwork.
45:15
Speaker 6: The fear of him falling behind though in class keeps
45:18
Speaker 6: me up at night. So Louis got sent home a
45:21
Speaker 6: special writing pack to practice his fine motor skills so
45:24
Speaker 6: he can catch up to the class in his writing.
45:26
Speaker 6: And I was like, my son's.
45:28
Speaker 1: Going behind what seven or six?
45:31
Speaker 3: Five? Yeah, but that's when it starts then, and then
45:33
Speaker 3: imagine they fall behind in grade one, then grade two,
45:36
Speaker 3: grade three, and then grade seven. Imagine imagine what.
45:38
Speaker 2: If they concentrated on other things and better things and
45:41
Speaker 2: things that could improve their life significantly down the track. Again,
45:45
Speaker 2: we're gonna talk about the rombus because no one's mentioned
45:48
Speaker 2: a rombus to me. And like when I was a child,
45:51
Speaker 2: they were like, well, make sure you carry the seven.
45:53
Speaker 1: I haven't carried a seven this whole time.
45:55
Speaker 3: Who's carrying the seven? Like in maths whatever that means
45:58
Speaker 3: for carry the seven?
45:59
Speaker 1: Well, exactly where's it going? What's They're just like, why
46:02
Speaker 1: don't you subtract? I'll tell you what you should do.
46:04
Speaker 3: I don't forget to act to carry the seven.
46:06
Speaker 2: Timmy's got eight apples, he gives one to Matt and
46:09
Speaker 2: now he's got fifteen apples.
46:10
Speaker 3: Who's carrying the seven?
46:11
Speaker 1: Fucking Timmy where it's his Romberson who's carrying the seven? Like,
46:15
Speaker 1: fucking who cares? Do you know what you should do?
46:17
Speaker 1: Teach Louis taxes that'll really help him.
46:20
Speaker 6: Well, I'm actually just like, okay, let's just focus on
46:22
Speaker 6: his emotional smart intelligence because that is something that he
46:26
Speaker 6: will carry for the rest.
46:27
Speaker 1: Of this Yeah, honestly, I think it was.
46:29
Speaker 3: It was eight o'clock and I was still like trying
46:32
Speaker 3: to get I was like, you three sentences in, we've
46:34
Speaker 3: got one more to go. Keep on pushing to stay focused.
46:37
Speaker 3: Mothery was like, I don't want to do this anymore.
46:39
Speaker 3: That's just Then the next day I was like, did
46:41
Speaker 3: you hand it in? And she was like hand what in?
46:43
Speaker 3: And I was like there are four sentences and she
46:45
Speaker 3: was like, oh, I forgot that's it.
46:46
Speaker 1: This way, we didn't do homework all of last year
46:48
Speaker 1: and no one mentioned it.
46:50
Speaker 6: No one, what did April do it? No?
46:53
Speaker 1: I was like, we're so slack. There's one thing.
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Speaker 2: We're just like, we couldn't be fucked. You don't get
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Speaker 2: would my trail my kid do, like gain a life lesson,
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Speaker 2: then do a fucking homework, like go to school and
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Speaker 2: do it. That's just my view on it, mainly because
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Speaker 2: when I was a kid, I didn't do.
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Speaker 1: Any of my homework.
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Speaker 3: And I'm fine if it makes you feel any better.
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Speaker 3: People are like, oh, but what about when you can
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Speaker 3: get the kids older? I remember, I think I told
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Speaker 3: you this story. Year twelve studying for mass so I
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Speaker 3: never fucking did any study at all. I was I did.
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Speaker 6: Pretty bad, Like which maths did you do?
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Speaker 3: I didn't? I say, like the easiest of the mile
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Speaker 3: and I failed all my exams and I was like
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Speaker 3: year twelve, I was like, this is it. We're gonna
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Speaker 3: fucking do this, Matt. We're gonna knuckle down, We're going
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Speaker 3: to study, get the work done. Here we go, first assignment,
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Speaker 3: turn one. And then I was like, oh, trampoline. We
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Speaker 3: had a trampoline in the backyard and I was like,
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Speaker 3: I wonder if I can do a front flip? That
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Speaker 3: was it?
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Speaker 1: Can you front flip?
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Speaker 3: Now?
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Speaker 6: Oh?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Sven?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, look at me down Yeah, Like honestly, like it's
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Speaker 2: fucking ridiculous. And I think, like what happens is they
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Speaker 2: get bogged down. These kids get bogged down with things
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Speaker 2: they are on in for sitting and actually don't learn
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Speaker 2: it and actually don't take it with them. When why
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Speaker 2: can't we focus on him teaching them things that they're
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Speaker 2: going to be like yeah, fuck and double down on that.
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Speaker 2: Why do I need why does he need to be
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Speaker 2: good at maths, science, English reading? Why can't he be
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Speaker 2: like do you know what I'm really good at maths?
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Speaker 2: For example? Okay, numbers and really good at numbers. I'm like, well,
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Speaker 2: why don't you focus on that instead of can you read?
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Speaker 1: Can you read the numbers? Can you read what it's saying? Fine?
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Speaker 2: Like right, especially this age like if he's in year
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Speaker 2: ten or whatever, and it's like, hey, these sort of
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Speaker 2: things you really.
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Speaker 1: Need to knuckle down. Fine, but now I'd much rather.
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Speaker 2: Him go, Okay, well, I want to learn about something
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Speaker 2: that's actually interesting to me. Like he's at the moment
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Speaker 2: he's reading this spacebook and all he's doing instead of sleeping,
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Speaker 2: which is really annoying, is yelling out different space facts.
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Speaker 1: He's like, do you know what the earth comparison to
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Speaker 1: the Sun is? Like what he's like, He's like, think
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Speaker 1: of a beach ball as a son, we'd be like
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Speaker 1: a p I'm like, bo, that's good gear. Can I
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Speaker 1: say that? The popular? But like he's not going to
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Speaker 1: be like, do you know what's really interesting? Ash? Because
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Speaker 1: that's what he carry the seven's. Have you ever carried
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Speaker 1: a seven? I'm like, I'm carrying up Yeah, like you're seven.
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Speaker 1: Let me carry you over here.
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Speaker 3: Marley's just started doing maths as part of her homework,
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Speaker 3: and I'm like.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Matt, buzz trampoline.
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Speaker 3: Hey, Ash, we need to get out of our brand
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Speaker 3: new spanking studio. We do, but I want to say
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Speaker 3: What's that?
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Speaker 1: Do your homework?
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Speaker 3: Yeah?
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