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A Very Krunk Funeral | Friday December 20, 2024 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 1: with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with
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  Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma, and Jerry Caldwell.
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  Speaker 2: Today is.
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  Speaker 1: Day, December twentieth, twenty twenty four, just just a handful
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  Speaker 1: of days away, so close from Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: Magic of the season.
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  Speaker 1: And speaking of magic and seasons, do any of you
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  Speaker 1: guys know what Snowmanning is?
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  Speaker 3: Actually?
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  Speaker 4: Wait?
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  Speaker 1: Wait, hang on, I have an idea on how we
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  Speaker 1: can really kick this Friday show off with a bang.
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  Speaker 1: It is Friday inside the Treehouse and we're going to
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  Speaker 1: start today with wrong Answers Only, Wrong answers only right
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  Speaker 1: here inside the Treehouse. Like to welcome everyone to the show. Hello, Trey,
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  Speaker 1: Hello Dan, Contested number one, I'd like to say hello
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  Speaker 1: to contestant number two, Hello, Raj, glad to be here.
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  Speaker 1: And let's say hello to contestant number three, Jerry. Hello, Jerry,
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to Wrong Answers Only What Hello? That was way
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  Speaker 1: too for game show and true, you're just the contestant,
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  Speaker 1: not the You're not auditioning to be the new host.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, but let's do that.
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  Speaker 1: Let's let's turn my question of what is snowmanning into
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  Speaker 1: a wrong answer only?
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  Speaker 2: Right here inside.
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  Speaker 3: The tree house. All right, here we go.
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  Speaker 2: We will start.
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  Speaker 1: Today with one question and one question only. The new
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  Speaker 1: dating trend. That's what it is. It is a new
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  Speaker 1: dating trend. The new dating trend is called snow manning.
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  Speaker 1: What is snow manning? So today inside the tree house
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  Speaker 1: for wrong answers only. The new dating trend is called
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  Speaker 1: snow manning. What do you think snow manning is?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Contestant number one, We'll start with you, Trey. What do
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  Speaker 1: you think snow manning is?
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  Speaker 3: Put a carrot upper button?
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  Speaker 5: Wooh?
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  Speaker 1: That is a wrong answer, which means it's the correct answer.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to contestant number two, mister Raj Sharma. The
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  Speaker 1: new dating trend is called snowmanning.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think snowmanning is?
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  Speaker 5: Does it involve a scarf and coal?
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  Speaker 1: It does not, which makes that a correct answer inside
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  Speaker 1: wrong answers only, And now a contestant number three, Jerry.
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  Speaker 1: The new dating trend is called snow maning. What do
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  Speaker 1: you think snowmanning.
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  Speaker 2: Is pretending to be Jerry Reid when you're stuck in traffic?
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  Speaker 1: That is the wrong answer, which makes it a correct answer,
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  Speaker 1: good job all three contestants, well done, well done inside
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  Speaker 1: wrong answers only No. The new dating trend called snow
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  Speaker 1: mating in actuality is a form of ghosting after spending
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  Speaker 1: a night in bed together. Snowmanning gets its friendly sounding
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  Speaker 1: name from the idea of your love interest in someone
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  Speaker 1: melting away in the space of a day, typically twenty
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  Speaker 1: four hours, so basically so basically a twenty four.
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  Speaker 3: Hour relationship to one night stand.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah see, I've always heard that in the context of holidays,
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  Speaker 2: like it's snowmanning when it's around Christmas time. Oh, I
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  Speaker 2: see what you meant.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: This is actually something that was first coined by I
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  Speaker 1: believe it was e Harmony in twenty nineteen.
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  Speaker 2: They coined the phrase snowmanning, and you're right, Jerry.
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  Speaker 1: It started out as a holiday season romance where maybe
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  Speaker 1: you hook up with someone right before the holidays and
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  Speaker 1: then the relationship melts away into the beginning of the
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  Speaker 1: new year or right after Christmas whatever. But this new
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  Speaker 1: updated version of it twenty twenty four is basically doing
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  Speaker 1: it in the span of one day, which gets us
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  Speaker 1: to Tray's very accurate assessment of it's just a one
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  Speaker 1: night stand?
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  Speaker 3: Why does everything have to have a name?
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  Speaker 2: Everything?
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  Speaker 1: You know, what's amazing about the gen Z generation is
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  Speaker 1: how they're so not into labels, but then they label
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  Speaker 1: every goddamn thing they can think of.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I mean, it's just it's a hookup, a
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  Speaker 7: one night stand. It's it's it's not new. You have
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  Speaker 7: not reinvented the wheel. It's been going on forever.
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  Speaker 2: Since the dawn of man.
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  Speaker 3: Huh.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe they don't want to call it one night stands
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  Speaker 1: anymore because gen Z is concerned about offending the disabled.
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  Speaker 7: I'm surprised it's not like snow personings because you know,
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  Speaker 7: snow demming.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't respect my pronouns.
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  Speaker 8: So you're not trying to offend like we don't mean
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  Speaker 8: to offend snow.
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  Speaker 2: Well.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, uh, like for me, when I heard snowmanning,
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  Speaker 1: I thought it might be sitting on a snowman's face
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  Speaker 1: taking advantage of that carrot, which would make for an
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  Speaker 1: interesting morning when little Timmy sleds by and sees it.
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  Speaker 3: And then there's a frosty joke in there somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: Let's not go looking for it. Today.
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  Speaker 6: You're in the Treehouse Business online at Treehouse on air
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  Speaker 6: dot com.
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  Speaker 2: We'll just snowman that punchline.
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  Speaker 1: We'll let the snow melt away and it will reveal
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  Speaker 1: itself to us. Time now to talk to Daniel Cook
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  Speaker 1: from cook DFW Roofing and Restoration for your free roof
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  Speaker 1: inspection and to get yourself on the very important cook
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  Speaker 1: list eight three to three cook DFW or the website
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  Speaker 1: cookdfw dot com. It's that time of season, Daniel, and
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  Speaker 1: that season is, of course, people on their roofs decorating
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  Speaker 1: for the holidays. Many people already have decorated, which means
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  Speaker 1: they're going to take them down soon. And is that
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  Speaker 1: when they're going to discover that maybe they did little
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  Speaker 1: damage to their roof when they put up Santa Claus
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  Speaker 1: and his reindeer.
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  Speaker 9: Dan, it is that time of the year. Merry Christmas
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  Speaker 9: to you and everybody listening. And yes, sir, we see
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  Speaker 9: a lot of roof damage, especially around the edges of
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  Speaker 9: the people's homes. A lot of people will skirt around
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  Speaker 9: the sides because they get scared about going too far
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  Speaker 9: up and they kind of hold themselves up around the
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  Speaker 9: edge as they're plugging the lights around, or they'll hold
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  Speaker 9: the ladder against the side of the roof and they'll
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  Speaker 9: damage the shingles all the way around the edges. So
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  Speaker 9: there's a lot of things that happen to shingles, and
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  Speaker 9: it may not damage it right away enough to leak,
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  Speaker 9: but it's going to potentially put it there. So we
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  Speaker 9: always suggest having your roof checked out once a year,
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  Speaker 9: at least obviously for all the weather that we have,
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  Speaker 9: but especially if you know you've had people on top
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  Speaker 9: of your roof hanging lights or decorations, or you know
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  Speaker 9: you see some shingles that are starting to fold on
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  Speaker 9: the corner, so let us come out, let's do an inspection.
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  Speaker 9: May need some minor repairs, but it could save you
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  Speaker 9: potentially thousands of dollars later.
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  Speaker 1: On eight three to three cook DFW. That's eight three
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  Speaker 1: three cook DFW or that website cookdfw dot com.
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  Speaker 2: This is the Treehouse.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Dan along with Trey, Raj and Jerry, and we
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  Speaker 1: hear a lot over the years about how important family is.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't know if you can find a tighter
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  Speaker 1: family union. I don't know if you can find a
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  Speaker 1: tighter family unit than the one I'm going to tell
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  Speaker 1: you about right now. An entire family is going to
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  Speaker 1: prison for murdering a person who criticized their mother's parenting skills.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: I love that.
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  Speaker 2: We're all just looking.
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  Speaker 1: At each other around the room, just kind of smile
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  Speaker 1: like a nod and go like, well, I mean, at.
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  Speaker 12: Least they did it all together, right, validate someone's comment
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  Speaker 12: without saying anything.
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  Speaker 1: Just yeah, there's a there's a lesson to be learned here.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to be right or do you want
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  Speaker 1: to be live?
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  Speaker 8: It's not Florida, that's yeah, not.
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  Speaker 3: Florida, but but it's.
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  Speaker 2: Not it's not far.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this happened in Kentucky.
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  Speaker 3: There you go.
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  Speaker 1: An entire Kentucky family will be spending this Christmas and
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  Speaker 1: many more to come within the confines of the Kentucky
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  Speaker 1: Department of Corrections. The case involves the twenty twenty three
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  Speaker 1: murder of a twenty three year old named Seth Barnes
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  Speaker 1: on Monday, the family matriarch, forty year old Amanda Turner,
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  Speaker 1: was sentenced to twelve and a half years in prison.
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  Speaker 1: She joins her son's Jackie, who was sentenced to thirty
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  Speaker 1: years behind bars who fired the fatal shot, and Xavion
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  Speaker 1: who is sentenced to three years who instigated the incident,
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  Speaker 1: along with her daughters Keevier eighteen months in prison, and
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  Speaker 1: Lecara Hugh. It was five years probation for rioting and being.
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  Speaker 2: Convicted in the case, among the other things.
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  Speaker 1: So Mama Turner pleaded guilty to facilitation of murder, rioting,
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  Speaker 1: unlawful transaction with a minor, and illegally permitting a minor
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  Speaker 1: to possess a gun. The the case really is a
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  Speaker 1: great example of needing to be I guess careful because
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  Speaker 1: there's something I've thought of for many, many years. So
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  Speaker 1: someone will get mad because their person, say their family
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  Speaker 1: member did something wrong, but the person that their family
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  Speaker 1: member wronged did something even worse back to the person,
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  Speaker 1: and then the original family member is mad at the
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  Speaker 1: person who did the thing. The example I always think
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  Speaker 1: of is there were some kids that stole a third
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  Speaker 1: row seat out of a suburban and the guy's suburban
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  Speaker 1: came out and shot the kids. Well, the mother of
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  Speaker 1: the kids was super mad that the guy shot her kids.
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  Speaker 1: Now she's not wrong because the guy did chase them
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  Speaker 1: down and shoot them. So what wasn't necessarily a self
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  Speaker 1: defense situation. But at the core of the situation, it
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  Speaker 1: is just because you're doing something bad. You can't have
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  Speaker 1: the expectation that someone else that someone else's level.
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  Speaker 2: Of bad matches yours. Does that make sense right?
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  Speaker 1: You think stealing something out of somebody's car doesn't deserve
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  Speaker 1: that You wouldn't deserve to get shot.
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  Speaker 2: However, the guy who owns that car thinks you do.
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  Speaker 5: Got it?
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: What mean?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? I understand or shot a third row seat, but.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think you should.
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  Speaker 1: But at the same time, don't steal stuff, uh solid yeah,
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  Speaker 1: or in this case, don't criticize a crazy mama and
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  Speaker 1: her family about her poor parenting skills. Otherwise they may
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  Speaker 1: show up and shoot you in the face. Again, they
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  Speaker 1: didn't deserve it, but it happened. So anyway, based on that,
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  Speaker 1: the whole family's going to go to prison together.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know that.
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  Speaker 5: They's going to the same prison.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how that works.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, Like in Kentucky, it's not a big state.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how many prisons they have, And I
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  Speaker 1: think this is all state stuff. I don't think it's
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  Speaker 1: necessarily federal because they didn't cost you know, state lines
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  Speaker 1: to go shoot the person who criticized Mama.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't know if they.
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  Speaker 1: Get to all, you know, like like the two brothers,
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  Speaker 1: do they get to be cell mats together or do
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  Speaker 1: they get separated.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I guess one's different because one got life.
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  Speaker 7: But the fact that the fact that Mama went and
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  Speaker 7: got Mama got mad at the comment and went and
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  Speaker 7: got the two boys because she knew they were carrying guns,
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  Speaker 7: to take them over there and start a fight. I mean,
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  Speaker 7: it's pure Kentucky, isn't Isn't.
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  Speaker 2: That their slogan.
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  Speaker 1: That's a hell of a campaign they've got.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to go from Kentucky, a very very fine
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  Speaker 1: state in these United States, and travel a short distance
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  Speaker 1: to Ohio, where typically not a whole lot of crazy
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  Speaker 1: stuff happens, but still America and every state is capable
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  Speaker 1: of crazy.
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  Speaker 2: A funeral home. It's always good start to a story, right.
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  Speaker 1: A funeral home in Ohio is set to become the
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  Speaker 1: first funeral home in Ohio to get a liquor license.
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  Speaker 12: Yes, well done, Yeah, yes, now somebody's thinking.
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  Speaker 1: Finally, Uh, here is the owner, Hunter Triplet talking about
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  Speaker 1: the liquor license.
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  Speaker 4: Eye roll in this position is to kind of be
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  Speaker 4: a party planner for dead people. You know, be a
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  Speaker 4: more of a celebrator.
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  Speaker 1: It's a great LinkedIn headline, I'm a party planner for
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  Speaker 1: dead people. It's a perfect elevator pitch going down to
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  Speaker 1: the board.
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  Speaker 2: And none of them ever complained no better.
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  Speaker 8: That's the most quiet happy hour you can go to.
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  Speaker 4: Pole in this position is to kind of be a
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  Speaker 4: party planner for dead people, you know, be more of
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  Speaker 4: a celebration of life than more of the multi day
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  Speaker 4: traditional services which costs a lot of money. And their
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  Speaker 4: inspector called me and they're like, is this evergreen funeral?
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  Speaker 4: And I'm like yeah, and they're like, you would be
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  Speaker 4: the first funeral home to get a liquor license in
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  Speaker 4: the state of Ohio.
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  Speaker 1: In other words, you, sir, were the first mother to
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  Speaker 1: think of this.
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  Speaker 2: And we're all stunned that no one had thought of
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  Speaker 2: this before. And now I am how has this not
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  Speaker 2: been a thing long before? Now? Can we have it
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  Speaker 2: in Texas?
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  Speaker 1: Or is this another one of those stupid ass blue laws,
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  Speaker 1: like you can't buy booze, you can't buy beer before
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  Speaker 1: noon on Sundays, and you can't have a bloody Mary
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  Speaker 1: at brunch until you have chips on your table on
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  Speaker 1: Sunday and you can't buy liquor after nine or whatever
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  Speaker 1: other bull this state has come up with as far
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  Speaker 1: as liquor laws, I don't of all places that you
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  Speaker 1: should be allowed to sell booze, it needs to be
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  Speaker 1: at the funeral home.
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  Speaker 7: Thinking of this in the wrong way, Yes, this is
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  Speaker 7: It's the same reason why high end car dealerships and
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  Speaker 7: high end clothing stores always have beer and wine. This
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  Speaker 7: isn't you know that it's a party. They want to
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  Speaker 7: get you drunk, So you buy the upgrade of the
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  Speaker 7: casket and everything else and spend that, you know, twenty
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  Speaker 7: twenty five thousand instead of ten.
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  Speaker 5: There you go, there's the salesman right there.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's brilliant. I'm fine with it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm still fine with it, because look, I'm in I'm
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  Speaker 1: in a vulnerable state. I'm sad, I've lost my family
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  Speaker 1: member and now I'm here. And if they planned properly,
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  Speaker 1: they've set money aside for their arrangements, and if there's
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  Speaker 1: if there's little wiggle room where if we can get say,
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  Speaker 1: you know, maybe the two thousand dollars pine casket instead
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  Speaker 1: of the ten thousand dollars platinum casket, then maybe we
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  Speaker 1: can spend that the difference on a party here at
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  Speaker 1: the funeral home. Yeah yeah, Or like what you're saying, Trey,
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  Speaker 1: you know it'll maybe you will get you liquored up
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  Speaker 1: enough to where you'll buy the upgraded package.
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  Speaker 3: It's uh, I'll finance that. I love her so much.
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  Speaker 7: Fifteen years at eight percent a great deal, give me
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  Speaker 7: another shot.
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  Speaker 2: Or you know what you do that and.
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  Speaker 1: You you basically you could you could sell tickets to
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  Speaker 1: to the to the wake, to the funeral to where
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  Speaker 1: you really can make it an event, a celebration of life.
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  Speaker 2: You can make it a concert. You can have a
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  Speaker 2: bar set up, uh for for.
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  Speaker 1: The event and maybe make a little money on the passing.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, you're right. I do need a spinning casket.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, excuse me, sir, Just one final detail here on
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  Speaker 1: your funeral roll party package.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want that to be an open casket?
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  Speaker 13: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: No, I would like an open bar please.
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: Then his funeral comes with bottle service.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Dan, along with Trey and Raj and Jerry. And Jerry.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: You brought up a solid point that in that last
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: break we were talking about the funeral home in Ohio
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: being the first in Ohio to get a liquor license,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: and then we were thinking about, well what about Texas.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: But you brought up a great point and that is
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: a lot of the drinking at around funerals and things
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: happens in the parking lot.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: And you're I think you're right.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Some of the a lot of the what I'm exactly
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: how I'm trying to say this, but most of the
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: drinking I have seen at funerals happens in the parking lot.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Of the funeral home.
• 22:42
  Speaker 7: There.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: That's what I was trying to say.
• 22:44
  Speaker 12: Right right after the proceedings. I have a very large
• 22:47
  Speaker 12: family and we have been meeting at the funeral home
• 22:51
  Speaker 12: a lot, you know, two three times a year. Now,
• 22:54
  Speaker 12: is it because somebody died or you just you just
• 22:55
  Speaker 12: really like the ambiance?
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Well that's why I go. But no, it's it's always people.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: We know. There's uh, you're not the crashing No, No,
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: there's just there's a metric crap ton of of family
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: and uh, we've always talked about it's like this would
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: be so much easier we they just had beer here,
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: you know, we could just and you said, everyone in
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: your family just keeps dying.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: That's why you keep going to the funerals, and that's
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: why you keep drinking in the parking lot of the funerals.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Right as soon as we're done with maybe you think
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: maybe the drinking could be a contributing factor.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: I mean, we've also brought that up.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: To all right, you don't have to do anything about it,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: but just as long as it's been noticed, Tray, you're
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: you're the real quick go ahead, Jerry.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, it's a it's a family tradition.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: You know, what are you gonna do?
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Trey, you're the You're the closest thing we have to
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: a t ABC expert. Uh in the Treehouse, the Texas
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Alcohol and Beverage Commission. Uh, I say closest, but you
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: actually kind of are short of being an actual TABC employee.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Kim, what's that?
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: I'm mean? I do have you know, like you have
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: to have a TABC certification?
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you do have that. So can there be
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: boos and stuff at the funeral home?
• 24:12
  Speaker 7: So I was thinking about this, and it's interesting because
• 24:16
  Speaker 7: you're not supposed to serve liquor, beer, wine, anything within
• 24:20
  Speaker 7: a certain distance from schools, churches, and because most funeral
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: homes have somewhat of a church on them. I don't
• 24:28
  Speaker 7: know how that if that conflicts?
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Is that like a like a percentage of use thing?
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Because liquor laws vary if you sell a certain amount
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: of your sales from food, whereas at a funeral home,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: if the floor plan of your funeral home only has
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: a ten percent dedicated to the chapel, is it really
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: a church?
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: Well that's I don't know how, But you're not such.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Jesus are you allowed to serve with your booze?
• 24:55
  Speaker 7: I can't remember. I think it's five hundred yards from
• 24:59
  Speaker 7: any school or uh yeah, uh church, anything like that.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: So I don't know.
• 25:05
  Speaker 7: But being that.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: You're the boy, like it's a doozy.
• 25:11
  Speaker 7: I mean, I'm sure you probably couldn't get a liquor license,
• 25:14
  Speaker 7: but you probably could get a beer and wine permit.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: You can.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Since that's the case, then those those places can't serve
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: the alcohol.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: So what that then mean? Funeral homes are B y
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: O B.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: Charge of cover.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: And and and buckets, charge.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Charge for micker mixers and ice. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: You charge a cover to get in, and you charge
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: your fee for setups.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: Somebody's gonna pay for this funeral.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: That's all right.
• 25:48
  Speaker 12: It's a table set up right up next to the
• 25:51
  Speaker 12: to the to the casket. And there at the end
• 25:52
  Speaker 12: when everybody gets up and walks around to pay their
• 25:54
  Speaker 12: last respect, you go over, you kiss Grandma goodbye, and
• 25:57
  Speaker 12: then you grab a beer.
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: And I'm really gonna miss her. Shot shot shot, shot,
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: shut shots.
• 26:08
  Speaker 7: The arm sticking up with the bottle of.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: She always loved popping bottles. She may have died in
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: a car wreck, but she's going to heaven.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: In the VIP section. Oh god, that is fantastic.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: And at that point you really could for you know,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: at the funeral home you could have basically two doors.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: One is sort of the the revered door, the traditional, respectful,
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: the somber experience. That's that's one side, and then there's
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: the other side with the smoke and the lasers and
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: the bottle service, the mirrored ball holes, and so that's
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: how at the funeral home you decide. Someone comes in,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: You're like, I'm very sorry for your loss. Would you
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: like the sad room or the fist pumping room.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: Crunk or not?
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Would you like the crunk package? What do you do
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: for living?
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: I'm a bouncer. We're at Restland.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: What has happen? It's sure ain't rest.
• 27:48
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  Speaker 1: Sorry I forgot to turn my mic on. Right there
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: you are inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Maley along with
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Trey Trendholm, Jerry Caldwell, Raz Sharma. Today is right day,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: December twentieth twoenty twenty four. Let's celebrate with some birthdays.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Singer Jojo is thirty four. Uh did you know that
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Jojo was offered the role of Hannah Montana before Miley
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Cyrus was, but Jojo turned it down. And now Miley
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Cyrus lives outside of her father's mullet shadow because of
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: the role. Meanwhile, JoJo's just kind of Jojo. So life
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: is about choices, never forget that, and that's when Jojo
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: has to live with. But then again she gets to
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: look at Miley Cyrus and say, well, at least my
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: dad's not Billy Ray Cyris. So life's also about perspective.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Other birthdays today, Jonah Hill turns forty one. I don't
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: know if I can speak to everyone. I don't know
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: if I can speak on everyone's behalf when I say this,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: but what happened to Jonah Hill?
• 29:42
  Speaker 8: He so he lost a bunch of weight and because
• 29:46
  Speaker 8: of that, he stopped getting rolls. So he put the
• 29:49
  Speaker 8: weight back on and so he's trying to make a
• 29:52
  Speaker 8: comeback but apparently not. And this is just from being
• 29:56
  Speaker 8: in Hollywood for twelve years. Not a nice guy, like
• 29:59
  Speaker 8: he's a parent, very difficult to work with, and he's
• 30:01
  Speaker 8: very rude.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Okay, I see that, I can I can actually see that. Yeah.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: The other thing that I think I've read on or
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: seen online is in addition to the weight fluctuation and
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: everything was it's like he started therapy splaining to everyone.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: It's like he he he got into therapy, which I
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: think we're all on record here most of us need
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: at least to some degree. But then some people go
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: all in on their therapy and it gets it gets
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: to be too much and the therapy thing. They become
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: obsessed with it. And I think that's kind of what
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: happened with him, is he becomes obsessed with the therapy
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: and then he starts basically trying to therapize everybody else
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: around him.
• 30:54
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 30:54
  Speaker 8: I mean, I know people that get into it like
• 30:56
  Speaker 8: that as well. But doing that and then also being
• 31:02
  Speaker 8: not a nice person makes you just not people don't
• 31:05
  Speaker 8: want to be around you, right, So that's what that's
• 31:08
  Speaker 8: what happened. There's a lot of movie sets where none
• 31:11
  Speaker 8: of the co none of his co stars would speak
• 31:14
  Speaker 8: to him, So that makes me very odd chemistry on
• 31:17
  Speaker 8: the screen.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, it's it's a lesson. A lot of people
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: don't learn that if you're you know, if you're a
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: soul to everybody, uh, they're not going to like you.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not necessarily sharing an epiphany here, but
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: I know some people don't ever learn that, And it's
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: amazing to me that some people don't learn that, whether
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: it's Jonah Hill or people who have an overinflated sense
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: of themselves in any industry whatever, I just don't. I
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: have a hard time wrapping my brain around the fact
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: that some people aren't that aware.
• 31:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and I don't understand the the idea of stardom
• 32:00
  Speaker 8: making you a jerk, like I don't understand that, Like
• 32:03
  Speaker 8: I bet I've seen it.
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: I've witnessed it. Well, my question doesn't get it.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Did the fame and the money, did the stardom turn
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: them into a hall or.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Did they already have it in there?
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: And that just kind of brought it out, brought it
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: out more into the open because we've all known people
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: or person that was already sole and fame and money
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: just highlighted it.
• 32:35
  Speaker 7: I mean, yeah, or are they Are they super good
• 32:37
  Speaker 7: actors and talent because they have that, you know, just
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: weird personality and their a holes. Val Kilmer is a
• 32:44
  Speaker 7: great example, yes, always notoriously from day one, hard to
• 32:48
  Speaker 7: work with and a complete a hole. Incredible actor though,
• 32:51
  Speaker 7: I mean that's people hated him so much. They said,
• 32:54
  Speaker 7: that's why he really didn't get the nod for Tombstone
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: to be for an Academy.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Award, which by all accounts he should have.
• 33:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but no one, no one would vote for him
• 33:05
  Speaker 7: because he's just pissed everyone off until he got cancer
• 33:09
  Speaker 7: and kind of was dying that uh he kind of softened.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Well, not only did he soften, but it's amazing how
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: death will change people's opinion of you, because you could be,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: you know, a raging your entire life, male or female.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: By the way, Trey knows that you you can be
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: a raging your entire life and then you die, and
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: then some people will say he was nice, a nice person.
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll get you'll get there. Well, I didn't want
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: to trample on his grave. I'm like, well, he wasn't.
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: He wasn't nice alive, so I'm pretty sure he would.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: He would have. He would have pissed on yours.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: So let's let's but it is amazing how how death
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: makes everyone sort of revision revision is revisionist. Yeah, but anyway, Yeah,
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: I was just fascinated Jonah Hill. Today is this birthday,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: but we're not saying Happy birthday to Jonah Hill because
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: apparently he's a giant dick. David Cook is forty two.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: He was actually an American Idol winner.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Anyone?
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Anyone remember David Cook, winner of American Idol season seven.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: Mmm, I'm gonna stop watching after season three. Sometimes when
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: you win, you lose.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think I ever actually saw it. I've
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: never seen an entire season of American Idol.
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: I've got into but I know I.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Saw, I saw.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I've seen a couple episodes here and there, but definitely
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: not an entire season.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: What is it Tree?
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: It was just when it the original judges, when it
• 34:43
  Speaker 7: was Randy, Paula and Simon, it was just it was
• 34:46
  Speaker 7: such a better show.
• 34:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and that's when he was an That's when he
• 34:51
  Speaker 8: was an ahole Simon. But now if you watch the
• 34:53
  Speaker 8: shows now that he's on, he's like super complimentary.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: They had to change his image.
• 34:58
  Speaker 8: The only one I ever saw was the first I
• 35:01
  Speaker 8: think it was the first year because Kelly Clarkson was
• 35:05
  Speaker 8: a waitress at Hyenas in Arlington, and they changed the
• 35:09
  Speaker 8: backstory to make it she worked a movie theater. That's
• 35:14
  Speaker 8: what the backstory was, because they didn't want her image
• 35:16
  Speaker 8: to be tainted by being in a CD you know,
• 35:19
  Speaker 8: comedy club with drugs and alcohol and blah blah blah,
• 35:22
  Speaker 8: and you know whatever.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Whatever, So gir list and there's there's they have that there.
• 35:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Now her last paycheck was on the was taped
• 35:29
  Speaker 8: to the wall in the office.
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: I still remember that.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Well, that's that's big time is when you don't have
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: to pick up that final check real quick. Trey, Trey,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: you said something pretty controversial there. You said American Idol
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: wasn't any good after they got rid of the original judges.
• 35:46
  Speaker 14: Yes, how dare you, Trey ha and dare you?
• 35:58
  Speaker 7: I'm sorry, Look, Brian that it's the chemistry you lying
• 36:04
  Speaker 7: on Katie just is never good.
• 36:07
  Speaker 14: All right, Well that may actually be true because uh,
• 36:10
  Speaker 14: Katie Perry kind of sucks and and and and Lionel well,
• 36:14
  Speaker 14: I mean, let's be honest. We know why he's there.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, has more hits than you.
• 36:19
  Speaker 14: Now, it's because he's black, not because he was the
• 36:25
  Speaker 14: lead singer of the Commodore's Yea all right, well maybe
• 36:28
  Speaker 14: a little bit of that, but mostly because he's black.
• 36:30
  Speaker 14: But seriously, I am I am Luke Bryant High and
• 36:35
  Speaker 14: I take issue with what you said, Trey Trenholm that
• 36:37
  Speaker 14: the original American Idol judges were the best and that
• 36:41
  Speaker 14: I suck. I don't suck. I'm the best there. I'm
• 36:43
  Speaker 14: the best American Idol judge there's ever been. And I
• 36:47
  Speaker 14: had to be careful and starting to sound like Alex Jones.
• 36:53
  Speaker 8: Would would be a fun American Idol judge. Alexes, I mean,
• 37:03
  Speaker 8: you're kind of the Paul Abduel of the New Crew.
• 37:06
  Speaker 14: Oh my god, I can't believe you'd say something so
• 37:09
  Speaker 14: disparaging about me, Luke Brian one of the greatest stars
• 37:12
  Speaker 14: country music has to offer, mainly because it's a lack
• 37:15
  Speaker 14: of options.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: And did you have something to do with that? Luke?
• 37:26
  Speaker 14: Did I have something to do with what called well
• 37:29
  Speaker 14: the lack of options?
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: Maybe?
• 37:36
  Speaker 14: Look, all I know is if when you're coming up
• 37:39
  Speaker 14: in Nashville and you just decide one day to kill
• 37:43
  Speaker 14: all the other songwriters in Nashville, you were eventually gonna
• 37:46
  Speaker 14: make it.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, work for Sean Puffy Combs. Yeah.
• 37:54
  Speaker 14: But see that's ry. I'm smarter because I make sure
• 37:56
  Speaker 14: I don't give anybody no lu but my party.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: You.
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: That's right, you're the original Hottoa girl.
• 38:11
  Speaker 14: Ah. We just do it country styles called spittuning. It
• 38:19
  Speaker 14: actually is.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Roch, did you come to one of my shin digs?
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: I thought for sure eyes would have met at some point.
• 38:29
  Speaker 8: I think I'm the wrong skin tone to come to
• 38:30
  Speaker 8: one of your party's brother.
• 38:33
  Speaker 14: Oh no, you'd have been there, you just wouldn't have
• 38:35
  Speaker 14: been participating.
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: But still oddly the guest of honor little bit.
• 38:46
  Speaker 14: I'm Luke Bryan. I'm the best American idol judge there's
• 38:48
  Speaker 14: ever been. If you don't think so, most of the
• 38:55
  Speaker 14: country doesn't think so.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: So all right, I don't have any more because I
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: didn't write anything for it.
• 39:06
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• 39:41
  Speaker 1: The Friday tradition lives on a lover boy coming back
• 39:45
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• 39:56
  Speaker 1: keep playing it until YouTube tells me that we can't.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: All right, Next week is Christmas. Next week is Christmas,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: and for some people Christmas has come just a little
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: bit early. Have you been dreaming of a white Christmas? Well,
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: a fisherman in Florida found one point seven million dollars
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: worth of cocaine recently, and he has the opportunity to
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: do something that hasn't happened in Florida for many years.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Make it snow. So we talked over the summer about
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: cocaine being found in the systems of sharks off the
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: coast of Florida, because the theory that authorities had is
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: that drug smugglers would dump the drugs in the water
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: to either be picked up by someone else to then
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: be brought onto land or at the side of a
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: coastguard ship.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: They would dump their goods.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Into the water and then there would lie and they'd
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: make a getaway, and then it gets into the systems
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: of the sharks. Who I guess the sharks smell something
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: interesting and fun and stick their noses in it and
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: then have a big old shark party in the Atlantic. Well,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: a fisherman in Florida found one of these, and it
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: turned out to be worth about one point seven million
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: dollars worth. It was branded with a scorpion logo. The
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: drugs were promptly turned over to local authorities, earning praise
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: from the sheriff for a good deed. The sheriff also
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: humorously suggested the cocaine had inadvertently fallen off the back
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: of someone's boat during a leisurely coast allowing. The sheriff
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: even invited the owner of the drugs to claim them
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: at the Criminal Investigative Services Building, assuring there would be
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: no strings attached. He even joked about offering a reward
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: a stay at the Ivy. That's the sheriff's name, a
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: stay at Ivy's iron bar lounge, a tongue in cheek
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: reference to the county jail. The post went viral, showcasing
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Florida's unique flair for the absurd. I think he also
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: missed an opportunity there because he said just to come
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: claim it and then there would be no strings attached.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: It's like there'll be a few lines, no.
• 42:30
  Speaker 8: Not like how this guy was the first person in
• 42:31
  Speaker 8: Florida history to turn over cocaine.
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: That's what the shriff was like. Really, oh yeah, I
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: praise buddy.
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  Speaker 2: Are you sure? I mean this isn't This isn't a wallet.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: You don't get this back in ninety days.
• 42:51
  Speaker 7: If nothing else, it seems like you do. You just
• 42:53
  Speaker 7: walk into a strip club and they go twenty dollars boop.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: How about this?
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: We have time membership achieved, sir. The champagne room is
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: all yours.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: Thanks for hanging out with us inside the Treehouse on
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: a friend Day.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: We appreciate it. We appreciate you. Thanks for listening.
• 43:16
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  Speaker 1: dot com. You can also get your lines into our
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: social media at Treehouse on Air or for me, it's
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: at the Daniel Maley. For Trey, it's at Trey Trendholm one,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: and for Raj it's at Comedian Rag And for Jerry
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: called Well, it is at that Jerry guy. We will
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: see you back inside the Treehouse on Monday.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: We'll see you there.