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How to Screw Your Dragon | Friday January 17, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 1: with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with
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  Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm, Raj Sharma and Jerry Caldwell on a frad day,
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  Speaker 1: January seventeenth, two thy twenty five, the first episode of
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five were all four cast members of the
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  Speaker 1: Treehouse are in attendance.
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  Speaker 2: Yay for us.
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  Speaker 1: That's all all right, It's Fred Day.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get roland.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to waste time anymore because I've got
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  Speaker 1: something very exciting to do with you, gentlemen, and it
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  Speaker 1: has nothing to do with Ricky gets caught public service
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  Speaker 1: announcement that we spent a lot of time with yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: more time than Ricky spent on himself, if I'm being honest,
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  Speaker 1: and that is we have not played Versus yet in
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five, and I think today I've got a
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  Speaker 1: good one for you. Versus is the game we play
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  Speaker 1: inside the Treehouse where I will force a scenario upon
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  Speaker 1: you and you have to tell me which one you prefer.
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  Speaker 1: It's a fun game, and again, we haven't played it
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  Speaker 1: yet this year, but I think I've got a good
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  Speaker 1: one to start out. Trey you look a little concerned.
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  Speaker 1: You're smiling a little bit, but it looks like a
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  Speaker 1: fearful smile that tight lip.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah no, I was just wondering if you and Teara
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  Speaker 3: play a game of verses with the strap ons.
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  Speaker 4: Shut up, No, we do not, do you, Trey?
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  Speaker 5: I can't under now.
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  Speaker 1: What's really sad is hers is bigger.
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  Speaker 2: She always gets the big one. All right, let's play verses.
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  Speaker 1: It is time for versus inside the Treehouse today. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to pick two scenarios against one another, and you
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  Speaker 1: have to tell me which one you prefer. Trey, Raj
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  Speaker 1: and Jerry, are you ready to play verses inside the
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  Speaker 1: tree House?
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  Speaker 6: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: All right, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: So today inside the tree House, on this edition of Verses,
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  Speaker 1: I need you to tell me which one of these
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  Speaker 1: girls you would rather hook up with?
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  Speaker 2: Would you rather hook.
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  Speaker 1: Up with Girl A that you see in front of you,
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  Speaker 1: a long haired brunette beauty who's quite buxom.
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  Speaker 2: So would you rather hook up with Girl A or
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  Speaker 2: Girl B.
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  Speaker 1: Now this is a darker photo, but it's a scantily
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  Speaker 1: clad young lady. Looks to be more of a dirty
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  Speaker 1: blonde type of situation going on. Powdy lips, looking seductively
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  Speaker 1: at the camera. This is girl B. So would you
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  Speaker 1: rather hook up with girl A bright and buxom brunette
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  Speaker 1: or girl BE sultry athletic blonde?
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  Speaker 2: Trey. We'll start with you, girl A or girl BE.
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  Speaker 7: What's the catch, Bob?
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  Speaker 5: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 2: What's the catch? Why are you asking about a catch?
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  Speaker 5: There's no catch?
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  Speaker 7: There's catch, Bob?
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  Speaker 2: To am suspicious?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Why have I have I been so awful to you?
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  Speaker 1: Guys in these versus scenarios that you don't trust me
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  Speaker 1: when I ask you which one of these two girls
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  Speaker 1: would you rather hook up with?
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  Speaker 7: Yep? I feel like, uh, that's right. I feel like,
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  Speaker 7: uh yeah, this is gonna be an up the.
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  Speaker 1: Button type scenario. No, no, there's there there's there's no
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  Speaker 1: anal play here. Uh with select there's there's there's no catch.
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  Speaker 1: Just would you rather hook up with Girl A or
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  Speaker 1: girl Be? All right, fine, there's a catch, but it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a fun catch. But still just just play along.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather hook up with girl A the bucks
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  Speaker 1: and brunette or girl B the sultry blonde.
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  Speaker 7: I'll go with A.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, rise, girl A or girl B.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like this is gonna be like a crying
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  Speaker 5: game situation.
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  Speaker 2: Girl A, Girl B.
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  Speaker 5: Neither are my type.
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  Speaker 2: But I know, I know blonde and big boobs is
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  Speaker 2: your type.
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  Speaker 1: But I wanted the two to look a little similar
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  Speaker 1: here because I knew immediately you'd go with blonde and
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  Speaker 1: big boobs.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, they are both white. I stayed. I stayed with
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  Speaker 2: that with Raj.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, although to be fair, they both of them have
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  Speaker 1: sort of a Mediterranean complexion.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, she's got way too broad a shoulders.
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  Speaker 2: Girl A. Yeah, Okay, so you're gonna I'll go be.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna go girl BE. Jerry, what about you Girl
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  Speaker 1: A or girl B. I'm gonna go with girl.
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  Speaker 2: A, Girl A.
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  Speaker 1: R Right, So Trey, you and Jerry have selected girl A. Okay, Raj,
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  Speaker 1: you have selected girl B. Raj, we will start with you.
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  Speaker 1: Girl A is not real. She is completely one hundred
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  Speaker 1: percent AI generated. I don't do this just to trick
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  Speaker 1: you into saying that you want to have sex with
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  Speaker 1: a fake AI generated woman, although that's a nice bonus.
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  Speaker 1: The main reason I'm showing you this is to show
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  Speaker 1: you the capabilities that artificial intelligence imagery has already achieved.
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  Speaker 1: Because I cannot find a single flaw.
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  Speaker 2: With that woman as far as as far as an
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  Speaker 2: AI thing goes.
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  Speaker 1: It's not like she's got six toes or some sort
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  Speaker 1: of warped something or another.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, she genuinely looks like a normal human being.
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  Speaker 3: And she didn't have crazy eyes. That's what That's what
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  Speaker 3: luws you into the all sense of comfort.
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  Speaker 1: Gotcha now, girl B? Girl B is real, So congratulations
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  Speaker 1: Jerry and Trey. Girl A is the real girl in
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  Speaker 1: this versus scenario. However, there's also a catch with Girl
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  Speaker 1: A because not only is she real, but she's also
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  Speaker 1: just happens to be a hairy only fans model who
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  Speaker 1: doesn't shave her pits or her legs.
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  Speaker 2: I'm cool with that.
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  Speaker 7: I'm not, but that wasn't in the first picture, so
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  Speaker 7: that's not on me.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of want to revisit Jerry being cool with
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  Speaker 1: the yes, but I don't know if I have the
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  Speaker 1: time or the strong stomach for it.
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  Speaker 5: Mm hmmm mm hmmm, h m hm.
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  Speaker 1: Gerry, what would you do to that? Harry Pitt?
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  Speaker 2: Mm, you're right right?
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  Speaker 7: Where would you shave the hair and collect it?
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  Speaker 2: No, that was only nail clippings and only mine.
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  Speaker 5: I'm good to know you have boundaries.
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  Speaker 2: Collecting other people's stuff. That's that's just weird.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I just can't.
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  Speaker 1: Trey and Raj and Jerry with you inside the treehouse.
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  Speaker 1: So in the previous segment, we played versus and I
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  Speaker 1: add you guys, tell me would you rather hook up
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  Speaker 1: with Girl A or Girl B? Girl B turn out
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  Speaker 1: to be artificially uh, turn out to be AI generated photo,
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  Speaker 1: not even a real person.
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  Speaker 2: Although it looked really really real.
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  Speaker 1: Girl A was a hairy only fans model, meaning she
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  Speaker 1: has hair.
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  Speaker 7: Places in the picture you showed us.
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  Speaker 2: There was none of that.
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  Speaker 7: There was none of that.
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  Speaker 1: I know that that was the bait and switch part,
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  Speaker 1: because if you choose the AI girl, then you know,
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  Speaker 1: well you chose you know, not a real person. But
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  Speaker 1: if you choose the other girl, well you get a hairy,
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  Speaker 1: real chick. So what should you rather have?
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  Speaker 12: Hey?
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  Speaker 1: I And that's why I didn't tell you about both
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  Speaker 1: scenarios one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 2: I had to keep it a mystery. But now I'm
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  Speaker 2: a little.
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  Speaker 1: Inquisitive about Jerry saying he'd still choose the hairy pitted
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  Speaker 1: only fans model.
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  Speaker 2: Jerry, are you into hair? I'm not bothered by it.
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  Speaker 2: I you know, I prefer a woman that shaves her
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  Speaker 2: her legs and her pits. But if she doesn't, it
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  Speaker 2: doesn't bother me. Okay, mm hmm. It's it's not a
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  Speaker 2: it's not a fetish or a kink or anything I'm
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  Speaker 2: particularly attracted to.
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  Speaker 7: You're just.
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  Speaker 2: Weren't that weren't that furry? Really?
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  Speaker 5: Well?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess if you're comparing them to Robin
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  Speaker 1: Williams's arm pits, they're not that hairy.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, okay, well there might be a limit there.
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  Speaker 3: What what is your preference on woman's uh downstairs area?
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  Speaker 1: Uh? I like it neatly topiated, you know, clean, some
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  Speaker 1: or none? You'd be on you, you'd fall under some.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know it's like some are all I guess some.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, interesting, Okay, So.
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  Speaker 7: If she had hairy legs, it wouldn't bother you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Tray's faith looks like he's a producer on dateline trying
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  Speaker 1: to get to the bottom of this mystery.
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  Speaker 5: But like at night, like with the legs rubbing up
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  Speaker 5: against your legs, and it's the hair and the can't.
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  Speaker 2: If the hair is fully grown out or if it's shaved,
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  Speaker 2: it's not a problem when it runs up against you.
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  Speaker 2: It's when they have the stubble and they're raking that,
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  Speaker 2: you know, sharp edged rebar against you.
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  Speaker 5: That's where that's that's where you draw the line, right.
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  Speaker 5: But the fully grown hair out on the legs are good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fine.
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  Speaker 5: Jerry.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever been to France? I feel like you'd
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  Speaker 2: fit in well. I have not yet been to France,
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  Speaker 2: but that is on my on my bucket list, your
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  Speaker 2: hairy bucket list. Are you into? Uh? Are you familiar
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  Speaker 2: with castle core? Jerry? Do you know what castle core is?
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  Speaker 6: Um?
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  Speaker 2: Not familiar with it, but you might be. You just
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  Speaker 2: may not know it. Another name, Jerry, were you in.
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  Speaker 7: A seventies psa about masturbation?
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  Speaker 2: I was not old enough to do that in the seventies,
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  Speaker 2: all right, good eighties. In the eighties I would have
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  Speaker 2: been yeah, all right.
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  Speaker 1: So Jerry, you've never heard the term castle core? No,
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  Speaker 1: all right, But you're weird enough and you're into some
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  Speaker 1: weird sexual stuff, so you might actually be into this
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  Speaker 1: and just not know it by its name. Slaying a
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  Speaker 1: dragon isn't the only danger in the fantasy world. Castle
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  Speaker 1: Core is an esthetic trend inspired by medieval times. Think
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  Speaker 1: you know the world of castles and dragons? And it's
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  Speaker 1: made its way into the modern bedroom. So the new
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  Speaker 1: sex trend is castle core. Experts have warned that period
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  Speaker 1: themed coursets could impair people's ability to breathe and cause
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  Speaker 1: digestive issues when titan too far, so you might want
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  Speaker 1: to rip off that bodice. So they're saying that this
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  Speaker 1: new castle core rise in the bedroom, you need to
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  Speaker 1: be careful because it might lead to injuries. They've also
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  Speaker 1: cautioned that sex toys, especially oddly shaped ones inspired by,
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  Speaker 1: for instance, dragon genitilia, could get stuck inside the body,
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  Speaker 1: leading to a medical emergency, something that you need to
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  Speaker 1: be careful about.
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  Speaker 2: And here I am just.
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  Speaker 1: Wondering, on what date do you divulge to somebody that
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  Speaker 1: you're into dragons?
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  Speaker 9: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: You mean, for if I were the one and I
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  Speaker 2: was telling them.
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  Speaker 1: Or I think just from a general standpoint, it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: have to be specific to you. I just feel like,
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  Speaker 1: if you're on a first date, second date, third date,
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  Speaker 1: or you four months into the relationship, at what point
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  Speaker 1: in the relationship should she tell you she's into dragon.
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  Speaker 2: I think you should have had sex at least a
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  Speaker 2: couple of times, just so you know you're kind of aware.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I think I think you got a like
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  Speaker 3: third date before you right before you have sex, because
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  Speaker 3: you know, I feel like if she's been taking dragon, yes,
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  Speaker 3: but uh you need to know about that.
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  Speaker 2: I agree.
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  Speaker 1: I think I think that needs to be uh divulged
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  Speaker 1: and disclaimed very early, especially before you start making dragon whoopee.
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  Speaker 1: Because just imagine, you know, on date number three, she
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  Speaker 1: invites you back and you're and she you know, throws
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  Speaker 1: you down on the bed and then she says, I'll
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  Speaker 1: be right back. I'm gonna go slip into something more comfortable,
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  Speaker 1: and she comes out in dragon scales with a dragon
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  Speaker 1: strap on and and a blowtorch next to her mouth.
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  Speaker 1: I think I'd like to I think I'd like to
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  Speaker 1: have the opportunity to say no.
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  Speaker 3: Times very few times. Will a guy I thought, Man,
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  Speaker 3: could you have just been into BBC?
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  Speaker 1: I will say this though, if you've been, if you've
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  Speaker 1: been left wanting enough, and a woman throws you down
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  Speaker 1: on the bed and says I'll be right back, and
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  Speaker 1: she comes in dressed head to toe in dragon scales
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  Speaker 1: with a dragon strap on and a blowtorch that could
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  Speaker 1: make it look like she's breathing fire. I mean, maybe,
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  Speaker 1: just maybe, in the back of your mind, you might
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  Speaker 1: stop and think, you know what, let's just see how
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  Speaker 1: this plays out.
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  Speaker 2: Zero stars would not recommend. You don't want to.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want a Game of Thrones cosplay in the bedroom.
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  Speaker 2: Uh. In that break there after hearing.
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  Speaker 1: About Castlecore and people that are into doing it with
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  Speaker 1: dragons and stuff, or if they go to medieval times
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  Speaker 1: and just get really turned on, Uh, Raj couldn't help
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  Speaker 1: but say that this seems to be a white people's
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  Speaker 1: specific issue.
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  Speaker 2: And Raj, I realize you are.
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  Speaker 1: You are an Indian man by heritage, you are a
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  Speaker 1: Texan by birth. I understand what you're saying is in
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  Speaker 1: your culture, it's you wanna you wanna like a tiger,
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  Speaker 1: not actually a tiger.
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  Speaker 5: Right exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I can see the difference.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I just don't know like how you go. You
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  Speaker 5: know what, Babe, I love you and we've had a
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  Speaker 5: great sex life, but I think we got to up
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  Speaker 5: it and it's like what did you have in mind?
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  Speaker 5: Like I think we're just dress up like dragons.
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  Speaker 1: Now, you are right, because a lot of people will
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  Speaker 1: say it's like, you know, a missionary is boring, but
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  Speaker 1: there's I feel like there's a lot of in between
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  Speaker 1: steps that you've got to go through before missionaries boring.
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  Speaker 1: Let spice things up until you get to one of
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  Speaker 1: the top levels of pretending that you're dragons.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like that's not a Folgers commercial you're gonna see.
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  Speaker 5: It is like two people waking up in the morning
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  Speaker 5: dressed up like dragons over a couple of folders.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so hot, so hot, or.
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  Speaker 7: It's like a.
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  Speaker 3: Mesquite version of versus a dragon or the first person
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  Speaker 3: you talk to it townies, I'm.
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  Speaker 5: Gonna go with the dragon.
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  Speaker 2: That's true.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's I think that's a good idea because
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  Speaker 1: I think that's more of a sure thing, you know
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  Speaker 1: what to expect, whereas if you have to actually sleep
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  Speaker 1: with just a random person at Counties Mall. They're probably
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: gonna be at the Dragon Sword store, so it things
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: could get dangerous.
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, both those things could happen at the same time.
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: Like you, you haven't been there.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: You are, right though, Rise and I don't And I
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: don't know how it I don't know how it happens
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: how And Jerry, I think you're probably the more sexually
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: adventurous of the four of us. I'm just going on
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: on a limb here of I've known all all of
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: you guys for years, and even though Jerry, I've known
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: you the least amount of time out of you, Trey
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: and Raj, I I am comfortable in saying you're the
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: most sexually adventurous of the four of us. I forgot
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: what specifically I was going to ask, but I guess
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: it's more of a general question, like how do you
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: how do you bring that up in a relationship where
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: it's like, you know what, I'm kind of into this,
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: are you?
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: Because yeah, and where do you do it? Like You're
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: not like at Olive Garden, Like, hey, so mmm, I'm
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: into dragon sets, more breadsticks.
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: I'm like you.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: I feel I feel like I feel like that you
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: bring that up if you like, if it's your plan
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: to tell your significant other you're you're into role playing
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: dragons and and nights and things, it would make sense
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: that you go to medieval times first, and then it's
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: kind of warming them up to the idea.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I am all right with just broaching this up.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: I mean, if that's that's something that is going to
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: be part of your relationship, then you want to make sure.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: You want to make sure if you're going to bring
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: it out, you want to make sure it's out in
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: the open and right there on the round table for
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: everyone to see. Yes, okay, I guess.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: That's all I've got.
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: But do you get to pick which character you are? Like,
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: I don't know how this works, Like, I mean, I'm Lancelot,
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: I'm King Arthur. Yeah, I'm a fifth level mage.
• 22:36
  Speaker 7: I don't.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: I think a lot of I feel like a lot
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: of people may have thought that Dungeons and Dragons may
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: have been like like an orgy thing for a while.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: It depends on the group, And there you have it.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: It is D versus D and D orgies.
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: It's just depends on D and D D.
• 23:08
  Speaker 7: I just.
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: I just, uh, yeah, I I still like just normal
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: good sex like that. It hasn't gotten boring enough for
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: me to be like, hey, hold on, I'll be right back.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna go dress like a bat real quick.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: It actually does beg the question how much sex do
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: you have to have had before you start saying, you
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: know what, this is just really boring. I'd like to
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: go put on my dragon outfit.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, you gotta have enough time to
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: explore everything that's considered vanilla.
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: You know, yeah, my pay for ice cream I'm good with.
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: I'm good with vanilla. I'll throw I'll throw some sprinkles
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: on it to spice it up. But it's not like
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: I'm I'm not coming out like in an armored suit
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: to Marvin Gays. Let's get it on like I can't.
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: I can't do that.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: No, you're not gonna walk on. Oh yeah, maybe here
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: it is. I am your knight and shining armor.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Except the problem is, oh no, it's a dragon in
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: the bedroom.
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: I forgot to take the cod piece all. Oh oh yeah,
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: Jerry's house on Fridays?
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: Is this why y'all like Game of Thrones?
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: I mean I didn't.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: I never looked at it that way, but you know
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: through a certain lens.
• 25:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I can, I can kind of.
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: That's where that castle coursed it. And here's what you
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: also have to understand, like they weren't. They didn't bathe
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: a lot back then, so.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how time period accurate you have
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: to be in this because they also probably didn't shave
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: a lot of areas either.
• 25:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, So now you just got a stinky, hairy lady
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: dressed like a dragon.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Like, that's just not although there and actually might come
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: in handy because women back then in the medieval times
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: probably didn't shave a whole lot of areas.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: So if your role.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Playing dragon, you can breathe some fire and scort some
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: of that unnecessary hair away.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: If you were in the dragon thing, then Bruce Leroy
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: had to be the most dissipate winning careever.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: The last yag.
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: You're in thereuse Trethouse on Air dot.
• 26:19
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• 26:24
  Speaker 1: to Train Your Dragon Movie interesting.
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• 27:08
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you, let's change it up from dragon sex
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: to just normal allergic sex. In a story that I'm
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: still not one hundred percent sure is true, a United
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Kingdom woman was hospitalized after sex triggered her nut allergy.
• 27:35
  Speaker 12: The food or.
• 27:38
  Speaker 7: The where did?
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: Where?
• 27:43
  Speaker 7: Did she swell up?
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: In all the areas you would expect. A twenty year
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: old woman in the United Kingdom experienced a severe allergic
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: reaction after unprotected sex with an and with whom she
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: was in a monogamous long term relationship. She experienced itching
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: and swelling on her downstairs areas. She also broke out
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: into hives, and she had difficulty breathing. I'm sorry, but
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: if I'm the guy, I'm high five in myself because I.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Feel a good job.
• 28:19
  Speaker 12: Uh.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Now, here's here's where it twists and turns just a
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: little bit more.
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: She knew that she had a nut allergy, and she
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: knew that her partner had eaten nuts earlier in the day,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: but he made sure to bathe and clean his teeth
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: and even under his fingernails before they before they got
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: romantic with one another. So where was the nut allergy
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: coming from?
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah? M gotcha.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: So when I read the headline, a United Kingdom woman
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: was hospitalized after sex triggered her nut allergy and you're
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: wondering which.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Nut it's both? Bravo.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's that right there. That's an accomplishment, you know.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Oh God.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: After visiting the hospital, her doctor suspected that her partners
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: stuff had traces of nut allergens, triggering her allergic response.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: The doctors conducted a skin prick test, that's that's what
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: they call it, not a pun, that's what they call it,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: using her partner's goodies as a control sample. One was
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: collected before he ate nuts and one after. And then
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: the tests confirmed that the nut allergies were the cause
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: of her partner's stuff as the delivery system. Her symptoms,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: by the way, improved forty five minutes after taking in
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: any histamine. So maybe it's a good idea, gentlemen, if
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: if you're on the prow or just in general, to
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: make sure you keep some any histamines in the medicine
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: cabinet just in case.
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: But can you you know, we're guys, like, can you
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: imagine just being at the bar loo? Yeah, man, I
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: banged her into anaphylaxis. What I'm talking about?
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Even here, the doctors told her that they recommended not
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: only carrying around any histamines at all times, but also
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: to that but also that she needed to get an.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Epipin for the really wild nights.
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: Backdoor action.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Then Yeah, Now, I didn't have a woman being hospitalized
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: after her sex triggered a nut allergy on my twenty
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: twenty five Bingo card, and I definitely didn't have it
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: on my bingo card as the type of nuts specifically
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: that she's allergic to the type of nuts specifically she's
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: allergic to.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, Trey, I know you know it. I know
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: you're thinking it.
• 31:22
  Speaker 7: Let me guess brazil nut. It has to be.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: When you absolutely positively wanta wreck, you're a woman's brazil
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: nuts except no substitutes. In case I don't say it enough,
• 32:03
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• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Connor Cruz turns twenty nine today. I'm sorry, he's thirty today.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Connor Cruise is thirty. He's one of the Tom Cruise
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: and Nicole Kidman kids. He was in a couple of movies. Actually,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: not sure he's done anything recently, but he was in
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Will Smith's movie Seven Pounds back in two thousand and eight,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: and he was in the Red Dawn reboot back in
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: twenty twelve with Chris Hymnsworth. So Connor Cruise is thirty today.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Kelly Marie Tran is thirty six. She was in a
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: couple of the New Star Wars films as Rose. She
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: was in the second one and the third one, and
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: fans really hated her in the second one for some reason.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: It's like one of those things where the fans get
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: like the Star Wars toxic fan base. They didn't like
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: her and because honestly, I don't even know why Evan
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Love had had only the fact to do with the
• 35:01
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• 35:04
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• 35:07
  Speaker 1: second New Star Wars one that she had a massively
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: reduced role in the final one.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: You have all the things that were to be pissed
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: off about about those movies that was not the one.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: I would picked, agreed.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Calvin Harris, Scottish DJ, who at one point was with
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Taylor Swift.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: He's made it to forty one today.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Former NBA superstar from the Miami Heat and one of
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: the all time great floppers of the NBA. Dwayne Wade
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: is forty three. I'll never forget NBA legend Dwayne Wade,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: who hurt his shoulder so bad in a basketball game
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: that when he returned to the court it was in
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: a wheelchair for a shoulder injury.
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: It from Dancing with the Stars. Maxim Chimarowski is forty
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: five today. Actress Zoey Deschanel is also forty five today,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: probably best known as Jessica Day on New Girl, but
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: she was also the older sister and almost famous. She
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: was the Gimbals employee and love interest in Elf, which
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Trey and Raj hate. Jerry, Where do you fall on
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: the Elf controversy? Do you like the movie Elf?
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: I like it? Okay, it's not my favorite, but I
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: like it just curious.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Kid Rock is fifty four today. Kid Rock fifty four.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: At one time rock and hip hop rock kingpen Kid
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Rock now a political activist he is is fifty four
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: years old today. Speaking of politics, Michelle Obama, former First Lady,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: sixty one. Jim Carrey turns sixty three and this next birthday.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: We had to be careful here because this could have
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: been the number of people as if the previous two
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: political figures weren't possibly offensive enough. Susannah Hoffs, the singer
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: for the Bengals, is sixty six today. The reason she
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: is so controversial is because of her looks. The fact
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: that Susannah Hoffs is sixty six years old is truly
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: mind boggling because she does not look sixty six.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not even close to it. I follow her
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: on Instagram. I am shocked that she is that old.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Agreed, I'm trying to find a decent photo here that
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: you can get an idea of what she looks like now.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: And it really is.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: It's you know how they say it's unfair to like
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: beauty standards on women these days and everything, It's true.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Suzanna Hoffs is one of those that it's it's not
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: fair for most people.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, was watching the TV show the new TV show
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: doc which is really good, and Scott Wolf is on
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: that from you guys remember him from a Party of five.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember him. He's the one that looked sort
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: of like Tom Cruise's little brother.
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he still looks the exact same, Like it's uncanny good.
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: It's like Ralph Mancio being ninety three, like nobody would guess.
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: Definitely not Mancio's ninety three years old.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: I know. It's like, because real quick, let me show
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: you this. There it is, let me show you.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: This is from Susannah Hop's official Facebook page.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Sixty six. And honestly, that's not even the best photo
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: I've seen of her.
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's not That's not a great one. She looks
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: like a really bad realed her. Yeah.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: You mentioned Ralph Maccio and I remember, like Ralph Macchio
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: in Cobra Kai is older than mister Miagi was in
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: the first Karate Kid.
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: Yes, and I think I've said this before and Karate
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: Kid two, when they started filming, they had to delay
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: production for two weeks because he had just had his
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: third kid and he's supposed to be just out of
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: high school.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Hollywood, man, they really know how to d age people
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: like they do it now with CGI and make an
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: older person look younger. Back then, they just said, no,
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: that person's fourteen, even though they're clearly thirty eight.
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: On nine two. And Gabriel Cartereis that played Andrea was
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: three years younger than the dad I played, mister.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Walsh, Hollywood really is full of some massive tricks. Other
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: birthdays today, Steve Harvey is sixty eight.
• 39:55
  Speaker 12: Wow.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Mick Taylor, former Rolling Stones guitarist, is seven twenty six.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Mariy Povich is eighty six today.
• 40:03
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• 40:08
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• 40:11
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• 40:15
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• 40:15
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• 40:17
  Speaker 5: right that he retired, like the last show.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: And the amazing thing is, at one time he was
• 40:26
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• 40:28
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• 40:36
  Speaker 7: He married Connie Chung and just went like, eet.
• 40:42
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• 40:51
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• 43:28
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• 44:01
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• 44:10
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  Speaker 2: Dude, come on, put it away. But I don't want
• 44:32
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• 44:35
  Speaker 7: But I don't want to get any more donuts.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 44:42
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  Speaker 1: the treehouse. But there's a little bit more on this
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: story that I that I want to share with you,
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  Speaker 1: just just a few, a few more tips. The Lake
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  Speaker 1: County deputy was driving around in his police cruiser on duty,
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  Speaker 1: wearing his body cam and watching porn on his phone,
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  Speaker 1: supposedly to pass time and not answering emergency calls. The deputy, though,
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  Speaker 1: he did not notice that while he was driving his
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  Speaker 1: police cruiser and watching porn and his body cam recording,
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  Speaker 1: he did not notice there was a woman in a
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  Speaker 1: car who had stopped in front of him. And the
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  Speaker 1: reason why the woman in front of him had stopped
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  Speaker 1: was because there was a school bus ahead unloading children.
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  Speaker 2: And what was his excuse, Oh, the brakes locked up.
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  Speaker 2: They did.
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  Speaker 1: After he rear ended the woman's car, he checked on her.
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  Speaker 1: He apologized, sounding very embarrassed, but rather than tell her
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  Speaker 1: he didn't see that she was stopped because he was
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  Speaker 1: too busy watching porn, he instead said that his brakes
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  Speaker 1: had locked up. Further in investigation by internal Affairs about
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  Speaker 1: this found this to be utter horse hockey. It was
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  Speaker 1: all right there the video provided by the camera. Sitting
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of his chest. There was a steering wheel.
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  Speaker 1: There was a steering wheel that's holding that. One hand
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  Speaker 1: is holding the steering wheel, and the other there's the
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  Speaker 1: phone that he was watching porn.
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  Speaker 3: On, probably the last time he visited backdoor MILFs.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe for bringing up an important aspect tray.
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  Speaker 1: The story does not say what type of porny was watching,
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  Speaker 1: because porn is so good that you're watching it not
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  Speaker 1: only at work, but you're a police officer and you
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  Speaker 1: don't notice a woman stopped in front of you, so
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  Speaker 1: you rear into her and you don't notice. The reason
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  Speaker 1: she stopped is because a bus is unloading school children.
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  Speaker 1: How good is that porn?
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  Speaker 2: Links? Please?
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  Speaker 7: She probably just said hey, Ricky, and all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 7: he went, I.
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  Speaker 2: Saw what you were doing.
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  Speaker 5: Next time words with friends.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just glad you're doing it in your own patrol car.
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  Speaker 7: You just didn't realize that was dispatch.
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  Speaker 2: Again, Ricky Jesus.
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