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The Complete Robin Hood Prince of Thieves Figures - FROM THE VAULT · The Major Wrestling Figure Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Well return after these messager.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, here's a big resting dinger podcasts.
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  Speaker 3: Stop the show fucking thing to Glenda Bo, what's you say?
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  Speaker 1: March up the show.
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  Speaker 3: Lot got Welcome everyone to major marks dot com. The
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  Speaker 3: October bonus episode All Things Robinhood, Prince of Thieves. I
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  Speaker 3: am your host, always already, Matt Cardona.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I have goosebars.
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  Speaker 3: It's so good looking to man, Matt.
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  Speaker 4: I am not Brian Adams. I am Brian Myers, the
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  Speaker 4: most professional wrestler, a man still very much in love
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  Speaker 4: with Robinhood Prince of Thieves.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm also here, Pruces. Just just mar Mark selling.
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  Speaker 2: I listen, guys, I loved it. I loved it Robinhood,
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  Speaker 2: Prince of Thieves nineteen ninety one.
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  Speaker 4: Did Brian watch it this morning? Dude, I have the
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  Speaker 4: best morning, man. I will tell me.
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  Speaker 2: Tell me.
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  Speaker 4: I woke up, took my kids to school, I came back,
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  Speaker 4: I got back into bed with a cup of coffee,
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  Speaker 4: put on Robinhood Prince of Thieves, like all tucked in
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  Speaker 4: and cozy. What an almost three hour like roller coaster
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  Speaker 4: ride Right back to six year old me who saw
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  Speaker 4: this goddamn movie in the theater with my dad, like,
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  Speaker 4: holy shit, unbelievable man. And it for me, I mean
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  Speaker 4: I've went down a rabbit hole sense of YouTube stuff,
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  Speaker 4: but for me it holds up in every single way.
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  Speaker 2: So that's never seen it. And I'm very vary, which is.
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  Speaker 4: A completely different outlook. So this is gonna be crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I think Brian left out a detail. He went to bed,
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  Speaker 3: got his coffee, put on his his nostalgia goggles. Uh
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  Speaker 3: oh no, oh no oh no, I didn't listen. Did
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  Speaker 3: I watch it? Yeah, but I don't. I didn't dislike it,
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  Speaker 3: but I certainly didn't like it.
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  Speaker 2: So where did you? How did you watch it on
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  Speaker 2: a plane?
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  Speaker 4: I'm thinking watching plane and you watched the fourteen red wines?
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  Speaker 4: Deep no, no wines, no alcohol. I don't believe it,
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  Speaker 4: I swear to God because I was flying back to
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  Speaker 4: go wrestle. So I did not drink.
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  Speaker 2: Were you not, like? Were you texting during it?
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  Speaker 3: Nope? I watched it. The it initially is like, oh
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  Speaker 3: my god, I gotta fucking hate this because I don't
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  Speaker 3: like those type of movies, Like I don't like guys
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  Speaker 3: on horses with swords. That's just not my that.
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  Speaker 2: You guys must have.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like guys on horses.
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  Speaker 3: Just not what that Medieval Times? You know, I'm not
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  Speaker 3: really like a Medieval Times.
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  Speaker 2: It's got to be in space for you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, space would rule. Huh? That would that
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  Speaker 4: would be fucking I.
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  Speaker 3: Will say it grew on me as it went along.
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  Speaker 3: It grew on me. I know nothing about this movie.
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  Speaker 3: I know I've never seen it. I remember, how did
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  Speaker 3: you of all people like miss something like this? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I remember the I remember the Crazer, maybe not so
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  Speaker 3: much crazy, but I remember like the movie poster. I
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  Speaker 3: remember the figures, but I never saw it.
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  Speaker 4: Someone in one of the videos I watched made up
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  Speaker 4: a great point. The song, the Brian Adams song and
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  Speaker 4: the music video. It's way more over than the movie
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  Speaker 4: ever was. And that's just a straight of course. It
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  Speaker 4: was on the charts for like, I think a solid
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  Speaker 4: two months or something like straight one number one. It
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  Speaker 4: was like an epic bout and I can literally close
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  Speaker 4: my eyes and see the music video because it was.
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  Speaker 4: It was on MTV NBAH one like YEP, twenty four
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  Speaker 4: to seven. Dude, I mean just a big, big deal radio.
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  Speaker 4: I mean just every which way.
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  Speaker 2: So uh, and then you you you're saying you did
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  Speaker 2: get interested in it though as it went Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Like not like I don't think I'll ever watch it again.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, like at the end where you kind of like
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  Speaker 2: into the climax stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Eh, it's okay. I thought it was okay. I'm just
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  Speaker 3: not into the medieval.
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  Speaker 4: Like it. I'm just not those those movies don't. But
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  Speaker 4: it's it's history, it's something, it's a period of time.
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  Speaker 4: They can just make it up.
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  Speaker 3: Like I know that. It's just not something I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Into's that's interesting, especially yeah, because it's not like Knights
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  Speaker 2: like Lord of the Rings where there's where's magic. I
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  Speaker 2: guess there was a little bit weird witch thing, but
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  Speaker 2: but it's not like there's magic and spells, but it's like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, yeah, it's a history thing. I'm not that
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  Speaker 2: that actually happened. But uh, going back, Brian, we talked
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  Speaker 2: about this. What what do you remember about the time
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  Speaker 2: you said you went to see it with your dad?
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  Speaker 2: Anything else?
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  Speaker 4: Sure? Which is I had this weird thought about this today,
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  Speaker 4: like nineteen ninety one, I'm six years old. My dad
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  Speaker 4: definitely took to the movie theater and I saw it,
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  Speaker 4: loved it. Mackenzie six right now, so that's like a
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  Speaker 4: weird full circle thing. But also I will say this,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if Mark come back me up on this.
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  Speaker 4: The remembrance of how fucking terrified I was of that
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  Speaker 4: witch at six years old came back to me because
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  Speaker 4: that is a scary, goddamn character. She's like balding, balding,
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  Speaker 4: nasty two, got different eye colors, like spitting on shit,
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  Speaker 4: and she's revolting. But I was terrified of that witch
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  Speaker 4: when I was a kid. And it's pretty fucking violent
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  Speaker 4: and shit, like the first scene the chopped off and
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  Speaker 4: like you know.
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  Speaker 2: It's getting chopped off, people getting shot in the head with.
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  Speaker 4: Arrows, like no end, A lot of blood, a lot. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That well. One of the one of the criticisms from
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  Speaker 2: you know, critics is is robin Hood. This is like
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  Speaker 2: a kids thing. You know, you grow up watching the
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  Speaker 2: Disney robin Hood and then you take your kid to
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  Speaker 2: see robin Hood and it's like that violent. I think
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  Speaker 2: some people are like astounded.
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  Speaker 4: I guess it's historically inaccurate, but I'm like, of course,
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  Speaker 4: how accurate is the tale of Robinhood? To begin with?
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  Speaker 2: I don't really think nobody really knows the.
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  Speaker 4: Actor nobody really knows what the real truth is behind.
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  Speaker 2: It's a folk tale. It's a folklore. It's it's grown.
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  Speaker 2: It looks the Sean Connery Robinhood is very different from
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  Speaker 2: the Disney robin Hood. That's very different from the whatever
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  Speaker 2: robin Hood. The writer and the director wrote a a
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  Speaker 2: in my opinion, a Tokien esque action adventure drama with
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  Speaker 2: the robin Hood Eric there and the maid Marian in
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  Speaker 2: the sheriff everything. Yeah, it's it's wildly different, and I'm
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  Speaker 2: totally okay with that because this is my robin Hood.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, again, I'm a little older than you,
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  Speaker 2: three years or whatever, so I wasn't as scared. I
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  Speaker 2: guess I was. I'm kind of more of the age
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  Speaker 2: that should have been watching it, to be honest. But
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  Speaker 2: I remember seeing the theaters and then we got the
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  Speaker 2: VHS and when it came out, I washed the fucking
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  Speaker 2: shit out of it. Man, Like these lines are happening.
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  Speaker 2: I can hear a line and then I know the
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  Speaker 2: song or the sound that's happening after you know.
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  Speaker 4: What you're saying. It's pretty awesome. But that's the thing.
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  Speaker 4: That song isn't actually it's in the movie, but it's
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  Speaker 4: just the instrumental of it. It's not like the actual
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  Speaker 4: Brian AM's song Yes, which would have been ridiculous in
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  Speaker 4: that movie, wouldn't have fit, you know.
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  Speaker 2: But when it plays in the credits, you're like, yes,
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  Speaker 2: oh my.
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  Speaker 4: God, yes, Fin. I don't know. I'm just like such
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  Speaker 4: a mark for it. Even at first scene, like when
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  Speaker 4: they're in Israel or whatever, Jerusalem, like I know what's
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  Speaker 4: gonna happen. I've seen this movie seven times, but like
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  Speaker 4: my heart was like kind of racing, like as they're
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  Speaker 4: escaping and stuff like, it's oh, Man, I had.
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  Speaker 3: No idea Morgan Freeman was in the movie.
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  Speaker 4: Morgan Freeman fucking rules in this. Alan Ricklin fucking rules
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  Speaker 4: in this as as a chef of Nottingham. He's so
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  Speaker 4: fucking off. He's like such a good heel, like literally
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  Speaker 4: like a great He kills his cousin with like no
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  Speaker 4: remorse whatsoever, Like just an awesome bad guy. He does
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  Speaker 4: such an awesome giant. I was kind of scared of
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  Speaker 4: him too when I was a kid. Now i'm thinking
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  Speaker 4: back on it.
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  Speaker 3: Mark, you mentioned the VHS. I was doing some research
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  Speaker 3: found out that this is one of the first movies
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  Speaker 3: that went to like home video instead of just like
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  Speaker 3: a blockbuster, and like rentals you could actually like because
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  Speaker 3: there was a time you couldn't just like buy vhs.
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  Speaker 3: It's like for affordable price.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know interesting, this is one.
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  Speaker 3: Of those movies that went right to you know, consumers
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  Speaker 3: as well as renting.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we had a lot of taped vhs is off
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  Speaker 2: the TV, you know, we'd tape off HBO or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: This one was the one we actually owned.
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  Speaker 4: I definitely blockbustered this like over and over, and then
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  Speaker 4: then the the DVD craze with me and Broskin were
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  Speaker 4: like in college. I for sure had like the deluxe
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  Speaker 4: version of this.
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  Speaker 2: I still have it. Yeah, yeah, I got rid of
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  Speaker 2: all my DVD's.
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  Speaker 4: It's the only one to call what I bet. I
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  Speaker 4: still have it too, And I got rid of a
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  Speaker 4: lot of stuff. But which I just I'm realizing I
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  Speaker 4: just paid five dollars to watch this movie. But I
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  Speaker 4: could have just opened it. God damn DVD book. I
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  Speaker 4: have my closet behind me.
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  Speaker 2: I would rather paid the five dollars right. Let me
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  Speaker 2: tell you this funny story. So I love it. I've
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  Speaker 2: I've talked about it forever. I've talked about it in
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  Speaker 2: this podcast. It's become kind of a joke in the family,
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  Speaker 2: right that I just really love Robinhood Prince of the
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  Speaker 2: Eves with Kevin Costner, right, And I would always tell
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  Speaker 2: Aaron like, you know, hey, I'm gonna my wife, I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna watch it. You want to watch it with me?
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  Speaker 2: And you know she she'd be like, no, f and way,
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think lizard. Liz walked in on me
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  Speaker 4: watching this and was like, what the fuck are you?
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  Speaker 2: It's got a it's got a bad rap, right, So.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like the worst rap, but.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we'll talk about we'll talk about the yes, we'll
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  Speaker 2: talk about the critic critical response at the minute. But
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  Speaker 2: I just never could get it, and it became a joke.
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  Speaker 2: I'd be like, hey, I'm gonna watch Robin Hood and
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  Speaker 2: she's like, I'm not watching it, no fucking way. So
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  Speaker 2: when I finally sat down to watch this, I'm like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: I'm I'm watching this. I think you should give it
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  Speaker 2: a shot. She said, Okay, I'm going to go to bed.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to watch this, but I but I
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  Speaker 2: will give it a shot. I will tell you motherfuckers.
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  Speaker 2: She did not go to bed, watched with visions of
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  Speaker 2: of Kevin Costner's ass.
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  Speaker 3: Lines. That's first, nobody has tann lines back then, come
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  Speaker 3: on and it's a body double. I read you get
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  Speaker 3: a body double with tann lines.
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  Speaker 4: Get wins off his butt.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the water was too cold. I thought he would
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  Speaker 3: get like hypothermia or something.
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  Speaker 4: Oh it was Legit shot in England, all over the place.
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  Speaker 2: And the weather was a problem. But anyway, she watched
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  Speaker 2: the whole thing, loved it, like, didn't even like at
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  Speaker 2: points I had to go to the bathroom, didn't want to,
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  Speaker 2: wanted to see what happens.
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  Speaker 4: Held it.
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  Speaker 2: At the end of the movie, she was like, that
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  Speaker 2: was really good and and she had seen it when
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  Speaker 2: she was young but remembered nothing about it. So that's
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  Speaker 2: why I kind of thought that Brosky would like it,
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  Speaker 2: because I like.
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  Speaker 4: It has everything, including a toy line that you would
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  Speaker 4: want in a movie. It's a little bit of everything, romance, action.
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  Speaker 3: I did it. Dislike it.
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  Speaker 4: Your guy bad guy a very good like you know.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let me let me tell you what I
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  Speaker 2: wrote down here. I wrote a pros and cons list. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: in my opinion of this film pros great cinematography. There's
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  Speaker 2: like amazing show.
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  Speaker 4: Everything is so cool. I love all those shots, like
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  Speaker 4: that first shot where they find the kid and they
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  Speaker 4: save them from out of the tree. Yes, that beautiful,
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  Speaker 4: like the Countryside kind of like Countryside was awesome.
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  Speaker 2: I got to get everything that I knew about the
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  Speaker 2: world is real, UK. Everything I knew about the world
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  Speaker 2: when I was a kid came from this fucking movie.
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  Speaker 4: But here's something super kind of embarrassing. I was like
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  Speaker 4: so jazzed f about this today. I looked up my
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  Speaker 4: UK Impact Tour to see if we were going near
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  Speaker 4: Nottingham so I could go to Sherwood Forest because it
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  Speaker 4: is there and you can turn it out. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 4: I'm not near it. And I'm also thinking how many
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  Speaker 4: times of Roskin I've been to Nodding and I could
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  Speaker 4: have done that and I did. I'm so mad.
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  Speaker 2: Wow is cool? I know, all right, good practical effects.
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  Speaker 2: I thought, like the fire and what.
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  Speaker 3: That's one thing that I will say, they just don't
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  Speaker 3: make movies like that, right.
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  Speaker 4: There's not one fake thing in it.
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  Speaker 3: It's all like that.
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  Speaker 2: When those guys get thrown over a wall, you know
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  Speaker 2: they're getting it's a human beings get thrown over.
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  Speaker 3: You know, there's not there's no CGI people, there's no CGI.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe there was. Someone's gonna say there's this is a
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  Speaker 3: fucking effect.
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  Speaker 4: Whatever, But I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Everything seemed and looked practical. Yes, yeah, the old school,
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  Speaker 3: like just big monstrous sets. Yeah, like they don't make
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  Speaker 3: movies like that anymore. I lie a pre shaded that.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I okay. Another pro. I thought the pacing of
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  Speaker 2: the film was awesome. You get these like scenes where
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  Speaker 2: she's talking to Maid Marion. You know, he's talking like
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  Speaker 2: what are the glove scenes and all that shit, immediately
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  Speaker 2: after they're in a fucking horse chase. Yeah, it's they
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  Speaker 2: never stuck in like a context scene too long.
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  Speaker 4: I felt like when I was a kid, there was
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  Speaker 4: a lot of sheriff scenes. Yeah, but now that I'm older,
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  Speaker 4: I realize that you need them and they all serve
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  Speaker 4: a purpose, right, Yes, it's not like they're going back
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  Speaker 4: to this boring bad guy for no reason, like you know, yes,
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  Speaker 4: and it's actually what he's sayings pretty entertaining if you
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  Speaker 4: listen to them or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Your best lines.
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  Speaker 4: The fucking shit he's going nuts about.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, best lines actually a little tidbit here. In twenty fifteen,
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  Speaker 2: Alan Rickman admitted that he secretly asked his scriptwriter friends
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  Speaker 2: to punch up the script. He said, will you have
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  Speaker 2: a look at the script because it's terrible and I
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: need some good lines, And then the director added all
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: their new lines, so like, you know, he's got those
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  Speaker 2: with a spoon, dude, so good as probably from his
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  Speaker 2: friends who were like made his lines better. But I
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  Speaker 2: thought the pacing of the film was was just awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Great soundtrack. We talked about that awesome ancillary characters, Friar, Tuck, Azeem,
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  Speaker 2: the great One, will Scarlet, little John. You love them all.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Fanny, a lot of a lot of characters. Where
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  Speaker 3: before I went on eBay to actually see like what
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: was made, I'm thinking, oh, this guy should be a fake,
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  Speaker 3: this guy should be a fig. You know there's yeah,
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: and of course spoiler, the girl doesn't have a fig.
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  Speaker 4: Definitely a big miss that make it a mame area,
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: But that's that early nineties women don't sell thing, you.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: Know, especially her in that ninja outfit when she beat
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: up Robin Hood in the beginning of the movie. Cool,
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: but yeah, the side characters are so great, almost almost
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: I would argue better than Robin Hood was kind of wooden.
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  Speaker 2: But but we'll talk about that in the concept. And
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  Speaker 2: then I thought it was like a fant to see,
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  Speaker 2: like retelling of an old story. And then I said,
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  Speaker 2: this earlier Tolkien esque, it's very like Lord of the
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  Speaker 2: Rings type of you get this group of characters and
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  Speaker 2: this awesome team together and they have to fight the evil.
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  Speaker 2: It's I just.
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  Speaker 4: Said, insurmountable odds that they overcome.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, So that's my pros cons. We got to talk
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  Speaker 2: about the bad accents.
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  Speaker 3: So I thought about the rape scene at the end.
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  Speaker 3: The rape scene's wild. That was actually a wild.
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  Speaker 4: Thing to to wreath see through adult eyes.
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  Speaker 2: I think as a kid, I didn't even know it
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  Speaker 2: was happy. Even he's trying to kiss.
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  Speaker 4: Right see this head right here. It was I didn't
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  Speaker 4: even notice. I didn't even think of that. He was
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  Speaker 4: trying to have sex with her, like, yeah she looked
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  Speaker 4: a second, Yeah she looks pretty. He's trying to tie
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  Speaker 4: her down or something. Clearly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I had no idea either. Yeah, but now it's like.
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  Speaker 3: Spreads her legs, yeah, little heads.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's toys of this. It's true, there's a rape scene.
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  Speaker 2: Let's make toys of it, but the accents.
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  Speaker 4: So that's that's like the number one knock on this movie.
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  Speaker 4: But apparently Kevin Costner tried, he was doing it, but
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: they had already been filming, so the director just said,
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  Speaker 4: fuck it, just stop doing it. So that's why in
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  Speaker 4: the it's he's like in and out of it throughout
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  Speaker 4: the movie, because it's depending on what they shot and
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  Speaker 4: what order.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, I didn't realize it was in and out of it.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: But it's even when he's in it's bad trying. Yeah,
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: it's he'll just do like a weird end of the
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: last word of the sentence is like.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: But I also think if you are an Englishman you're
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: probably going good lord. I think if you're just an
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: idiot America, you're not even gonna barely notice, Like Matt,
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: Con Mark one. That really bothered me. I wish they
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: would have included just one little scene of him like
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: shaving his face with the fucking like bow and arrow,
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: like so we could see, all right, why is it
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: so clean shaven? Give me a little fucking I was
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: a little b roll of something, a little bit the
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: fuck an arrow, just shaving down, just.
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: Something how to make did you and uh you and
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: Big keV go to like Columbia to get your hair
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: done together? Because brother was pretty receding in this and
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: he like doesn't look like that like in late nineties movies.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: So something went down and I was thinking, I think turkey,
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: and now I have Turkey. Costner headed the turkey together.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: Oh you heard it here first, folks.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was looking a little look. I love Kevin Costner.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: He might be my favorite actor of all.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: Kevin cost is my favorite actor of all time.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: You know, Zobi another cond This guy he knows he's
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: gonna be shirtless. He couldn't fucking work out a little bit.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: He's fucking no pecks, right, I think a regular ass dude,
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Okay, Jesus Christ, Fucking Hugh Jackman
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: when he's a good be wolverine fucking pumps that iron.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, lift of weight, bro.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: I guess Robinhood shouldn't be if I I'm like puny,
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: but not.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: The shirtless Jesus Christ.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: After the ass scene, they show him real briefs, like
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: it's belly up and he's pale.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: He puts on like a gangrel's shirt, like real guy you.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: It's Austin Powers.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: I was so mad when when when, actually when that
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: most recent Robin Hood came out with with the three
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: hundred guy?
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: What's it?
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: By the way, you type in Robin Hood to find
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: this movie? Good lord, there's a lot of Robin Hoods.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, Who's who's the Russell Crowe? Russell CRUs played Robin Hood.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: He just didn't lose weight. He was gigantic, And I'm like,
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: you can't lose a couple of pounds for Robin Hood.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Like but yeah, I know, I.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: Totally Robin Hood. Yeah, like a Finn Balor Is that
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: what you want? Like, yes, like a real lean boy.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But anyways, yeah, I'm with you, Broski there.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: On that Gavn Gossler's hairline came back from the dead.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: That's all I'm saying. Yes, good for him because he's
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: a full out of hair right now. He's seventy so.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Looks great.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: And uh, that was another I saw in one of
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: the videos I watched where they were like everyone's like, oh,
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: the the young Boys returned to Man or whatever, but
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: he's like thirty seven. He's like all right when he
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: shot this, so like, if you minus the six years
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: his way. He was like he was thirty thirty one,
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: Like how is he you? Guys don't recognize him? Like
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: it wasn't like a teenager and he came back. You know.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: So there's a part of this. I was thinking about
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: this actually while I was watching it, Like, nowadays that
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: role goes to somebody extremely young. Yeah, yeah, like almost
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: maybe unbelievably young and small, right, like that's just how
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: things go. I kind of did like that he was
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: a grizzled looking dude, you know.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: I did too. And well, also think about the the
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: star power in this movie, Morgan Freeman, Alan Rickman, Yeah,
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: Christian Slater, who people don' I mean younger listeners probably
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: realized what a big fucking star he was in the
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: early nineties, Like yeah, he's probably like, yeah, he might
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: borline be the biggest start at the moment this comes out, right, maybe.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: What what happened to Christians?
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: Later? A great question? That's a lie.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna write that in right now. What has happened?
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: He's alive, he's fifty something. I looked it up today.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: What happened to Christians?
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: Crazy?
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Oh rehab, I'm seeing that first line? Okay, done, rehab
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: a few times, so that's what happened. Uh. And then
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: the last thing I have on my pros mycon's list
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: is no little corny in a couple of scenes like, uh,
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: me and my wife laughed our asses off. When he
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: delivers the baby, It's like he does everything, including delivering
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: a baby.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: As a child, I saw that. It's so courageous. And
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: then as an adult, I'm thinking, like I've seen this twice, Poule,
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: this is not how this happens, you know, like, oh,
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: he smokes and then the I mean there's a couple
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: of times the kid is like in the woman's arms,
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: but you kind of really never see it again. I'm like,
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: there's a week old baby around this war or whatever
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: that's going on here. It's kind of, yes, bizarre, but whatever.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: But I mean a team does all the work, right
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: he was it a C section? Yeah, sea section gets
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: the baby out, and there's Kevin.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: By the way, that lady is back a week later,
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: like fighting the main scene to tough Son of a Bitch.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Fani, She's awesome.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, holy shit.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Anyways, that's that's my that is my cons. But but uh,
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: that accent thing, and I actually I think that Kevin
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Costner is a very good actor. If you watch, if
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: you watch Dances with Wolves, unbelievable performance, right, awesome. I
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: think that the accent, ship and whatever he was trying
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: to do with this role made the character a little wooden,
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: and that I think is the big criticism with all.
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: The critics, it was clearly uncomfortable with that particular situation
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: of yes, the character, but yes, I, like Brosslie said,
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: I literally see this through nostalgic goggles and I don't
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: have a British accent, So I'm not like critiquing it
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: or thinking that that it doesn't And I know what
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: Kevin Costa is. I've seen him in twenty five movies
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: that like, I'm not expecting him to have an accent too.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: I could give you know, So I don't know.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't care. The film received mixed reviews
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: from critics, who praised Freeman and Rickman's performances and the score,
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: but criticized costumes, performance, the screens, play, an overall execution
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: which I think is unfair. But budget forty eight million,
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: which actually astounded me. That's not much for what we
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: saw with the press stuff.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: I feel like that's a lot in ninety one.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Though, maybe, but box office three hundred and ninety point
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: five million, a massive zip success was so cool, but
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: not remembered. Finally, you know, So there's a podcast that
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: I listen to that does this. It's Bill Simmons does
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: a podcast called Rewatchables, and they've basically done every movie
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: from that period, and they refuse to do Robin Hood.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, what, I don't know. It's some people.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. It's looked back by
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: a lot of people as like a negative thing. Even
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: my wife made a joke about it for years.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: I'm Kevin, I don't see it. I mean, I get,
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: I thought it was a phenomenal movie.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: It's it's such a perfect movie to me, Like it's
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: got a little bit of everything, even the cheesiness. First
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: of there's like two ball shots, like back to back
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: because Marion ball shots and then he ball shots Little John.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: You fight like literally as it's a Brosky Batch literally
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: on on the big screen.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: That fight was great. The fight and the river.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's one of the scenes that I remember. I
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: remember vividly as a child too. That's something that like
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: I don't know, really stood out to me.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Beautiful cinematography on that river.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: Too, same, yeah, yeah.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Just the thing that got me the most is the pacing.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: It's just you never settled in for like a long boring.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: Thing, what two hours and twenty minutes, and it doesn't
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: feel like that.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's great. Uh all right, well, toys, So
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: there's two tie in video games called Robin Prince of
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Thieves released in nineteen ninety one for Nintendo and game Boy.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: I don't remember these games at all.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: I remember renting that game and it's dreadful and it
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: looked it up, but it's it's like absolutely rotten.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: I think that I've mentioned this before. I think there's
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: an Yes, there's an angry video game Nerd episode of
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: the Robin Hood video game. It's it's like it's got
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Kevin Costner on the box, but it has nothing effin
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: to do with you know what I'm saying the movie.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: For a second, I thought it was like a hook
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: situation where there was like likeness issues. But on the
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: packaging of the toys there's full blown photos of the characters.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: So yes, that doesn't make any sense. But yeah, on
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: the packaging of the video game. It's just the shadow
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: of the of him with the bow. And then oh yeah,
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: all the graphics are not even closed like he has
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: like a Robin Wood has a mustache in the graphics.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, I had. It's I'm pretty sure that they
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: said before that it was like made as a elf
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: video game type of deal, and then they're like, oh,
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: let's make it Robin Hood.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: But it makes a lot more sense, Kevin.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: All right, so the figures I'm gonna I'm gonna present
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: the screen.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: I was just checking. There was no like McDonald's or
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Burger King crossover, was there?
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Not that I remember, not that I recall. Okay, so
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: I'm on figure realm dot com right here, and if
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: you're watching the video version of this podcast, guys, it's
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: on the screen right now.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: Mark that the freedom included.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: I have I took, the Yes, I have I have
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: that weekend.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: They're all pretty much like, okay, use of other toy parts,
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: Well yeah, I can show that in as.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: The entire line in some capacity has reused shit going on.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: All right, well, let me show you that then first, which.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: I didn't know when I was a kid. And I
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: love these figures so.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Well, Hold on a second. Let's let's talk about the
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: figures themselves first.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: I think, and like I said, I didn't love the movie,
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: but I think the toys are a pretty damn good
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: representation if you were a kid and you saw this
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: movie and you wanted to recreate this movie, I think
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: these toys pretty much nail it.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: So you get the battle Wagon, which I bought, you know,
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: in a very famous vlog. I think it's got two
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: hundred thousand views of ours, Brian. Do you remember I
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: bought that at the Long Island with you.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, wasn't there like mouse poop in it?
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: There was? There was mouse issues with that box, Yes,
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: I had. So I had that as a kid net launcher,
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: which I've been looking for one in box.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: So the net launcher is the only one I had
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: as a kid. As a vehicle as a vehicle, yes.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Bowl of Bomber, and then the Sherwood Forest place at
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: which I never had, which is famously a remake. Will
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: show you that in a second of the Ewok Village.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: And then as far as the figures go, perfect group
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: A Zeem comes with a sword shimitar Dark Warrior, which
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: is like the Celtic warrior guy, the bad guy.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: Just a generic bad guy, right, Yeah, but nobody in
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: the whole movie has a helmet like that, so it's
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: kind of brutal.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: I played with him like he was the stormtrooper, No,
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: the leader of the of those Celtic guys at the
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: end that attack.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: But he's not because in the they were supposed to
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: be a wave too. They make that guy right, Yeah,
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: and then I saw that. I always saw this guy
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: as like a storm trooper, like you should buy ten
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: of them, like a planned guy.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because that was actually one of my problems as
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: a kid. You have all these good guys, there's only
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: two bad guys. Yeah, so it's like bad guys can't
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: be out numbered.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: Little John's gonna turn heel for a big storyline.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Friar Tuck, who's a great character. I love that
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: he loves beer, so cool. Little John comes with a
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: big fucking stick that he can hit you with. Robin
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Hood with a crossbow that wasn't the one I loved.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: I loved the Robin Hood with a long bow because
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: that motherfucking long bow guys had a string and you
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: could literally shoot the arrows. You pull the string and
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: it shoots the arrows. The arrows had a little hook.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: There's three of them. They go in his quiver and
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: you could shoot it. It was awesome Will Scarlett with
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: the crossbow and Sheriff of noting him with a big
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: sword and he had that m That necklace.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: They re used on two Face from Batman, the animated series.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: If anyone remembers that it because I.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Had really I did not know that. But the necklace
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: was so cool because it was an actual necklace and
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: I would always lose it.
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: But then literally like something that would be like a
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: heels that faces figure like.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, that's eight eight figures two Robin Hood's two heels
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: and then uh four babies. Like I said, I think
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: they're missing the girl's only big miss, the big mess.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, only big mess.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So and then and then the other thing we
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: could mention there there is two versions of Robin Wood
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: that come out that looked nothing like Kevin Costner and
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: then they face.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there was like a running change.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: And then they remake it and then it's blatantly looks
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: like oh wow, Kevin Costner. So I have all four
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: of those, both of them have that stupid face. And
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: then the new Kevin cost Face.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: So as a kid, Mark, what did you have.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: The whole set?
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: Really? Yeah?
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: You were in bal I love this movie. Yeah, but
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: you know these things were on if you you probably
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: don't remember this, but these things were on clearance like
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: three for ten KB, so there's not that many.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: Like years later though, like Len, it wasn't popular because
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: I only liked this movie like when it was.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Out ninety two ninety three. Probably yeah, I mean that's
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: at some point in my life. I don't know if
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: I had them instantly, but I did own like I
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: had them, like.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: Like the movies and theaters. I'm getting these guys.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I don't know. I probably had a couple,
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: but I know it's at whatever point I did have
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: them all and including the whatever. But the soft goods
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: on these I thought were great as a kid.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Soft goods it really adds to it.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Because you take it off soft goods, it's.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: The soft goods are covering up all these parts and
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: some of them are like some of them are wild.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Like I'll show you I was Okay, let me show
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: you that picture right here.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: So as a kid, I had the net launch sure
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: for sure, and I had everyone except I could never
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: find Will Scarlett, which I literally was looking at one
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: today and even thinking like, man, I never had this
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: figures not to get it as an adult, and I
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: never had. I couldn't find Will Scarlett. I couldn't find
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: Friar Tuck.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: The harder ones to get. Friar Tuck is one of
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: the harder. But I you know when I recently bought
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: these all on card, the entire set for seventy bucks.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're like they're on eBay for like fifteen bucks
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: a pop ship.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: And everybody, if you're looking at this now, it's it's
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: it's the picture is very.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: Set there and then vehicles and stuff.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Robinhood longbow. Robin Hood is the exact body as the
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: green arrow from DC.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: So he has a G on his belt, which as
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: a kid I never understood, like or never, I don't know,
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: but that's what it means because it's green arrow.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: And both Oh right there, Brosky, do you see that
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Robin Hood head.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: That's the other head.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: That's the other head. It's just not you know.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: And what's very funny about this picture. My crossbow Robin
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: Hood had the ugly head, and then my long bow
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: Robin had had the real head when I was a kid.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Uh, the little John figure is pieces of Batman and
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: uh who is that? Whoever that wings?
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: I forgot that guy's name Hawkman?
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: And then also the Dark Warriors used the same body
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: piece as Hawkman. Uh crazy Azeem is the flash body
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: and then green arrow arms.
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: Always like, why does the zeame of a neon orange belt?
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: I always thought that was a kid, but.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: He was under that so much cloth. Sopha Goods, this
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: is wild. The Sheriff of Nottingham is whoever this guy.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: Is that.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Kenner's RoboCop chainsaw figure. Kenner's RoboCop Chainsaw.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: Even his face isn't new which mind blank because it
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: doesn't to be fair. It has Alan rickman ish look
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: to it, but the hair is not. It's like bizarre
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: true so.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Wait, hold on the face is used from somebody else.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: It sounds like a Jeff jarreted owen Hart is doing
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: one hundred the exact same thing.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Yes, an important DNA source was almost overlooked this figure.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: It was not until I read doctor Poe Ghostly's dissertation
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: that I knew the head sculpt was lifted from Kenner's
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: robo cup chainsaw figure. Beyond that the Sheriff re purposes
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: superpowers lex Luthor Torso and legs with the typical resculpting
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: of the boots. His arms are the same modification of
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: the superpowers green Arrow. Wow, Will Scarlett is Robin. Oh,
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: this is hilarious. Friar Tuck is the same body guard guard.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: You didn't know that.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: I knew that today, but I didn't.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: But you don't see it when it's under this.
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: So they just got Unlike our good good friends Steve
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: Rosenthal over at power Town, Kenner was not cutting steel
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: for no Robin Princess Thieves figures. They did quite the opposite.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: They were sewing cloth with even some body parts.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: The famous is uh the Ewok Village and the Sherwood
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Forest play set.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: I was the only one. I feel like my brother
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: said that to me when I was a kid, and
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: like I knew that everything else, No, you gotta be
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: like a toy expert slash nerd to figure that out,
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: especially in the nineties, I feel.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Like, right, yeah, the net launcher and the Bola uh sorry,
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: the the there was an Ewok battle wagon and the
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Bowler launcher that you put together and you get the
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: battle wagon. That's that's the same.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: Stuff too, So who was unreleased?
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, so I have those pictures too.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: This is a really nice, like clear picture too. I
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: saw this.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, first of all, I didn't know they had this.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: I would have gotten these, they had no hold on.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: That's not it RP things here, Robino, These bow and
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: arrows place the unreleased or didn't come out that that
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: was released.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: Really like the arrow Yeah, it's pretty cool.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, the bow and arrow thing was released, and then
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: uh there was I guess one other thing, but I
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: don't maybe I didn't grab it. Uh.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: There's a really cool commercial by the way of these figures. Yeah. Yeah,
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: it's like Hasbro esque, like old school early nineties stoves.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Those toy figures showing those kids play with toys. Man
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: always always got me. So this rotary spear launcher was
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: not released, But what.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: About and those figures are the exact same figures?
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's those are the same. Yeah, we've got
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: combat Robin Hood here he comes with a sword and
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: like a fucking spiky bat thing. Okay, unreleased Celtic barb
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: which is like spot on from the bad Guy in
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: the movie, which is really cool looking. I would have
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: killed to have that battle laseem, which looks way cooler,
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: so cooler crazy.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: Goddamn uh you know uh iconic that he used binocular.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Binocular thing King Richard Sean Connery gets a fig here
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: one second in the movie.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: I totally forgot about that till I saw that today too.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: It reminds me like a Saturday Night Live skit where
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: like the star comes in and everybody's like, whoa it was?
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: That's up there for one of the cheesiest scenes too,
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: because like he's like, oh, hey, thanks for saving the
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: country from me while I was gone, like all non right,
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: like nothing happened, Like he's way too relaxed about that.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: But then it goes into the Bryan Adams songs who
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: cares I guess, and then the last one Flaming Arrow
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Robin Hood, which is.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: That's what been cool.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: That's one that I think should have come out. So
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: I wonder like why these all didn't come out with
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: like the movie out of theaters, and like they're.
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: The same as a cook wave too, like the craze
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: comes and goes how do you keep pumping out products?
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: And like I said, I remember them being on the
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: shelves for cheap as fuck, So they didn't sell that
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: great or at least they ordered too many of them
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: or whatever.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: I think it's a great toy line. I think the
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: toy line is perfect for the movie.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I miss stuff.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: Like this fucking pure profit for Kenner because of the
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: effort that went into that or lack thereof.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I know. Oh the soft goods probably
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: difficult to make though. I mean those are like pretty detailed. Honestly,
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: if you look at these figures, the intricate detail of
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: like Robin Hood's fucking cloak or whatever. Best thing.
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to buy long Bow Robin Hood. I'm trying
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: to grab them in on card one for cheap too.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: I almost bought Will Scarlett today. I almost bought Azeem
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: just oh I don't need them all. I just I'll
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: add Longbo Robin Hood to my my new shelf and
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: the GM of these movies that I review and I
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: mark out for.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: Maybe I didn't love it as much as because I
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: was watching it on a fucking phone. Maybe if I
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: was watching it at home on my couch on a
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: big screen, it would have been I don't have iPad,
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: I don't do iPads, or you don't weird computer if
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: you try it?
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: Or is it?
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: I never watch a movie? Wait, how did you watch it?
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: You watched it on your phone?
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: You said on my phone?
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: I always watched the party foul. I'm gonna call party
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: foul on that.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: Does anyone have iPads these days? For my kids?
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: I literally travel my iPad every week and I watched them.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: Mary have iPads these days, to be honest, not that
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: I know of.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: On the planet. I don't really see it. I don't.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: I use my phone and I bring my laptop. But
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: I bring my laptop for work.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, me too. I bring my iPad. I read on
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: it and I watch stuff on it.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: I don't think that's weird.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: I think that sounds weird. I just don't think it's common.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: If I didn't bring my computer with me everywhere, I'd
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: probably bring up iPad.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: I have a brand new one.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my wife has a brand of one too.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: I had to get my kids my old one because
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: they just basically stole it from me.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: Wow, somebody Thie, even.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: Somebody Steve and Princess.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: That's that's I got nothing else. I wrote a lot
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: of notes, you know what.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: I did want to address uh robinhood Men and Tights.
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: This movie was so popular they made a fucking spoof
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: of it.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: So is it is the spoof of this particular movie.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: There's parts of it that are from this, but there's
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: also parts of this that are making fun of a
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: ton of different rounds.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: So I read that the guy who is in uh
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: Men and Tights was originally going to be in this one.
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: That's dude from Princess Bride.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard he was originally offered the role.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: There's no way. Uh Well, the thing I saw said
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: that the chick from Princess Bride, you know, Jenny even
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Forrest Gump, was supposed to be made Marion, but she
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: got pregnant and couldn't do it, and then the other
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: made Marion got the gig. So that doesn't check out
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: to me that you'd have both people from Princess Bride
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: both of you a smell collusion.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: When I watch a movie, no matter what movie it is,
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: immediately following I go IMDb trivia and read everything about it,
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: and then if there's a toy line, I go on
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: eBay and look at the toys. And that's what I
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: did for this.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: That's what came up on the spots that become It's become.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Man, Well, I loved it last night was honestly, I
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: went to bed like so happy, just like I heard the.
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: Best morning coup, two cups of coffee in bed watching
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: this like the the why my heart was racing in
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: certain scenes that I've seen. I've seen this movie at
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: least seven eight times in my life because I bought
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: the DVD and that dvd craze. I definitely watched it
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: in college a time or two, so like, you know,
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: I know what's gonna happen, you know, and I'm still
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: like just really really enjoyed myself.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest, I think I saw it. I've
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: seen it probably a hundred times. I'm serious. I think
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: I've watched a movie more than any other movie in
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: my life.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: What is your current collection of these figures?
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: I have everything but the couple of the vehicles. I
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: don't have to play. Yeah, I have one detall square.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: No they are they're they're loose, they're in they actually
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: uh perfectly sit on ringside collectible Mattel stands.
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: I was just saying, there's no way they stand well
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: on their own.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: And the battle wagon fits perfectly in a detoll, and
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: the figures are displayed right in front of the battle wagon.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, Okay, it's great.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: It's a great little display.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: I think this is the perfect movie for what these
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: things are about, a movie that I think still holds up. Then,
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: like I said, not big, just because I didn't like it,
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: it doesn't mean I don't like appreciate it.
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: I can understand why it was a hit, why people
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: still have fond memories of it, and I could picture
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: it's still holding up if you were a fan.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: But I can see also why you weren't that into it.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: If you just don't really like that kind of genre.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Well, that's that's pretty much what it is. I just
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: don't like that cart Do you like First Night?
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: I did like First Night?
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: First Night? I mean there's no toys for it, but
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: that's got the same exact vibe to me as this movie.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: And I love that movie when I was a kid too.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: So oh yeah, I didn't like it as much as
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: Robin Hood.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: But you guys ever see First Kid? I like that one.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: God losers?
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, did we think about one for next?
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: What I have my pitch? I have my pitch.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, what's your pitch.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: Let's keep the costner love Festa because I don't think
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: I've ever really seen it in I could tell like,
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: that's another one.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna be into what.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you this right now. Water World
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: terrible movie, but I'm into doing it's it's a it's
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: a really interesting toy line.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: I've I don't think I've ever seen it. It's entirety.
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: I've seen like bits and pieces on TV, like growing up.
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: I don't think I've ever seen it seen it.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: All right, here's my here's my list.
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: Let's let's let's hash it out. What other Oh no,
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: I'll do it, I'll do it.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Hold on, let me pitch one. Do you think we
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: could maybe we could have people vote on it.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: We're the ones watching it, so all right, here's my one.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: Well, how about we each pick one? No, no, no,
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: we each picked one and we have some put a
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: pole in the group. Okay, that's when we go.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: So here's my here's the one. I'm gonna throw up
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: Terminator too. I think that the toy line is perfect
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: and it's a great film.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: I mean, I agree with you. I would love Terminator too.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: But you have to pick one.
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: Just know, you have to pick you know what. Someone
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: suggested Demolition Man, which I was cool. I've never seen that,
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: and they have cool toys.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: I'll pick Small Soldiers.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Oh god, oh so I hate that movie. It was
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: so disappointing to me.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: I saw that once in the theater and fucking hated it.
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: Me too when I was very young too.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Me too. I was so disappointed in it.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: I was so.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: I think it's because I just thought it was something
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: and it was the other thing, and.
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: I wanted to buy all the toys and I just
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: didn't like.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: I hated it. So all right, we'll put those three down. Mark,
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: I just got it, got it.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: We're gonna have a little Poleski.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: In my mind here. Well, this is a great episode.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: If you're watching the video version of this episode. We
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: went all out here, guys.
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: I've had some fun like doing these, this one through
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: the roof. I was just I was just a real
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: happy boy. This morningsident I watched, It's like, goddamn.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, me too. All right, Well take us out, Brian, Wow,
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: and I mean Brian Adams.
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: The other Brian. God so good. Just put the put
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: the music video at the end of this to take
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: it Round. This is Mark Mark's wedding song. He danced
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: to this.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: I wish I did. I want to go back in time.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: How many weddings in nineteen ninety one? Dance to the sauce?
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: Oh shit, all right, we're on a time.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: Don't tell me.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: It's not wield Giant for.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: You.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Can't tell me it's not wield giant for.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: No.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: It's true. Everything I do, I do it for you.