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Francis Reacts to the Internet Invitational | Son of a Boy Dad #449 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: Or p.m.
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  Speaker 4: 1220 p.m. Hello, how we doing, fellas?
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  Speaker 1: And Sass has gas.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gassed up like you couldn't even imagine.
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  Speaker 3: Can't spell sass without gas.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you can. You know what it was? The Bunch
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  Speaker 4: O' Crunch. The Bunch O' Crunch. I was on a,
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  Speaker 4: oh my God, just a rampage last night. Have you
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  Speaker 4: guys ever had these?
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  Speaker 3: Of course.
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  Speaker 4: Unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: They're my movie theater go-to.
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  Speaker 4: Unbelievable.
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  Speaker 3: It's rare to eat them outside of a movie theater.
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  Speaker 3: It is. That's when you know you really have a problem.
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  Speaker 4: No, until you get them. And then you go, I'm
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  Speaker 4: going to start eating these with every meal. This is
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  Speaker 4: just going to be like, I'm eating them like they're
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  Speaker 4: a thing of almonds now. Just shaking them around in
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  Speaker 4: my hand.
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  Speaker 1: Throw them on a salad, like the top of a
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  Speaker 1: lasagna crusted with a bunch of crunch. They are good,
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  Speaker 1: but they're- Family recipe?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. They trap air. Oh, big time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Big time.
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  Speaker 1: That's how they get the crunch.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean, I must have taken down a family-sized
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  Speaker 4: portion of bunch of crunch last night.
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  Speaker 3: It's popped rice. Isn't that what it is?
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  Speaker 4: I thought it was just bunches of crunch.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the crunch is- I think the crunch is comprised
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  Speaker 3: of rice. Really? Popped rice that has air in it.
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  Speaker 1: I honestly wish I didn't know that.
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  Speaker 4: Interesting so you think that's what did it it feels
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  Speaker 4: like a very small amount.
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  Speaker 1: Of air so i'm basically eating chinese.
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  Speaker 3: Crisp crisped rice clusters yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Really yeah that's disappointing yes that's crazy i didn't know
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  Speaker 4: i never would have guessed that why not just chocolate
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  Speaker 4: why do they got to put rice in there what
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  Speaker 4: then it's just bunch what do you you got to
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  Speaker 4: be able to create the crunch without rice what do
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  Speaker 4: you mean i don't know i was actually just about
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  Speaker 4: to say i just had a I was literally about
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  Speaker 4: to say I just had a Rice Krispie treat. That's crunchy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go.
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  Speaker 4: No, and I was going to say there's no rice
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  Speaker 4: in that. Then I realized it's the first word of
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  Speaker 4: the name.
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  Speaker 3: Big part of it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: To your credit, I never thought that there would be
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  Speaker 1: rice in my fucking Bunch O' Crunch.
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  Speaker 4: Hell no.
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  Speaker 1: I never thought I'd be carbo-loading while I was having
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  Speaker 1: my Bunch O' Crunch.
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  Speaker 4: I thought that was just sweet chocolate.
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  Speaker 3: No, and I feel bad that I've Pulled the wool
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  Speaker 3: away from your eyes on this treat.
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  Speaker 4: It was about time that I learned.
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  Speaker 3: That you will now swear off of. What about like
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  Speaker 3: a Kit Kat?
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  Speaker 4: They got rice in that?
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  Speaker 3: No, that's wafer.
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  Speaker 1: You might be a bit of a candy expert.
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  Speaker 3: I might know a thing or two about a thing
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  Speaker 3: or two. Crisp wafer. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That's interesting. So would you say you guys are more.
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  Speaker 3: Of a- Wait, keep quizzing me.
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  Speaker 1: Give me some more.
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  Speaker 3: What about Butterfinger? Butterfinger. Ooh, that's a tricky one. That
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  Speaker 3: is tricky. Don't tell me.
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  Speaker 4: There's a lot of crunch in Butterfinger.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that's got to be like, literally, I would
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  Speaker 3: guess it's butter in the middle. Butter and... Rice. No,
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  Speaker 3: I don't think there's any rice in there. Is it
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  Speaker 3: caramel in it?
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  Speaker 4: It's surprising.
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  Speaker 3: You wouldn't... Probably some caramel.
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  Speaker 4: You wouldn't assume, but Butterfinger is only like two ingredients
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  Speaker 4: off of a chicken tikka masala.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: All that's missing is cream and chicken. Oh, there's cream.
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  Speaker 3: Crispity. This is what they say. It's a Butterfinger's an
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  Speaker 3: iconic American candy bar featuring a crispity, crunchity, peanut buttery
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  Speaker 3: layered core. So we know a five-year-old wrote this.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Enveloped in a smooth chocolatey coating. Crispity and crunchity aren't words.
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  Speaker 3: I don't give this any merit. And I'm sticking with
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  Speaker 3: my take.
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  Speaker 4: Butterfinger's like, On the same level of like a Nature
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  Speaker 4: Valley bar, like when you take a bite of one
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  Speaker 4: of those, it just, it's everywhere. They are great though.
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  Speaker 4: It's everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: You'll have chunks in your molars for days.
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  Speaker 4: And it's, I mean, it's every, it goes everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: You could hack out some of that chunk with an
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  Speaker 3: ice pick. Yeah. And use it to fill things.
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  Speaker 1: In American Sniper, there's that kid that's about to bite
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  Speaker 1: into the Butterfinger in front of the bazaar, and he
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  Speaker 1: takes the headshot because he knows it'll fucking explode as
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  Speaker 1: soon as you bite into a Butterfinger.
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  Speaker 4: Shrapnel everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: Shrapnel will be vicious.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I do like, which, call me old school,
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  Speaker 4: I do love a Heath bar. Heath is great. I
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  Speaker 4: would actually go as far to say it's probably my
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  Speaker 4: favorite chocolate bar.
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  Speaker 1: That's where I'm going to stamp on the brakes. I
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  Speaker 1: cannot let that shit fly.
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 4: What about $ 100, 000? $ 100, 000.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe 100 grand, but definitely not Heath. And Heath on
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  Speaker 1: ice cream is a good way to ruin some cream.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: Heath Bar Crunch.
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  Speaker 4: Heath Bar is unbelievable. That's like a protein bar. Now
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  Speaker 4: that ice cream sandwich.
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  Speaker 3: I used to keep track. I used to eat so
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  Speaker 3: many that I would actually keep track of how many
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  Speaker 3: Heath Bars I ate. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: In my Heath Ledger. Because you can't really buy one
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  Speaker 4: Heath Bar. I don't know if you guys.
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  Speaker 3: You were the only one who heard it, Mac. What?
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  Speaker 3: You just fucking stepped right on the goddamn punchline.
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  Speaker 4: What was it?
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  Speaker 3: I said I kept track in my Heath Ledger.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, very funny.
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  Speaker 3: It's okay. It's okay. We're a riff show.
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  Speaker 4: We're a riff show.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't see it coming.
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  Speaker 4: I loved it.
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  Speaker 3: I got the laugh from Mac. That's all I needed.
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  Speaker 3: My balls feel blue.
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  Speaker 4: As fuck right now, though. Mac is a good barometer.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like, what are they called? Ruined orgasms? That's
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  Speaker 3: kind of what happened. No, I've never heard that. You
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  Speaker 3: ever seen that kind of porn?
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  Speaker 4: It's a porn category. That hasn't come across my desk yet.
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  Speaker 3: Like right as their guy's about to come, they stop,
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  Speaker 3: and then it just sort of like dribbles out. That's
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  Speaker 3: what happened there. Yeah, you're into that, though.
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  Speaker 4: That's nasty.
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  Speaker 3: You like that.
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  Speaker 4: If you're watching that, you have a serious issue.
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  Speaker 3: That's actually what Butterfingers are made of.
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  Speaker 4: Ruined orgasm.
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  Speaker 3: Ruined orgasm leakage.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 4: Foul. Foul.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, now my mind is tainted with the rumor.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, now I don't want to talk about candy anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Toffee.
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  Speaker 4: You ruined it with your sick porn talk.
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  Speaker 3: I have to go there. I don't have a choice.
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  Speaker 1: I had to slam off of a New York Times
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  Speaker 1: podcast where they were talking about candies and Halloween came
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  Speaker 1: out this Sunday. And they did say that Butterfingers is
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  Speaker 1: the number nine candy bar, but they were going through
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  Speaker 1: like the hot candies and they were talking about nerd clusters.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, bro, but this is like... That's not new information.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 4: This isn't the news. You're telling me nerd clusters are hot?
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  Speaker 1: That's not fucking newsworthy.
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  Speaker 4: It's also like nerd clusters have been around forever. That's
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  Speaker 4: my point. Yeah. It's like this isn't some new, hot,
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  Speaker 4: newfangled game.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I think it definitely has had a big recent
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  Speaker 4: rise in popularity. Over five years, though.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But it isn't like nerds ropes. That's just a long cluster.
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  Speaker 4: Those have been around since I was born. And I'm
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  Speaker 4: going to be honest. The ropes are better than the clusters.
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  Speaker 3: You think?
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: You like the clusters, though.
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  Speaker 4: No, I like the ropes. I actually don't. I can't
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  Speaker 4: really eat those. Those clusters are like. I mean, it's poison. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. All of this is. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But specifically when you're eating those, you're like, what am I?
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  Speaker 4: What am I doing? I'm eating rainbow clusters with balls
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  Speaker 4: of sugar on the outside of them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You can feel the cavities every time you bite down.
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  Speaker 1: You can feel your teeth disintegrate. There's like a cackle
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  Speaker 1: as your teeth disintegrate inside your mouth.
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  Speaker 3: I have a full pie in my fridge right now.
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  Speaker 3: I bought it at Briarmere Farms out on the North
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  Speaker 3: Fork of Long Island when I was coming home. I
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  Speaker 3: bought two. I bought one and we ate it at
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  Speaker 3: the golf course at night and then I brought one home.
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  Speaker 3: It's the one I– it's the same.
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  Speaker 1: That you gave me yeah which was amazing i.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what the fuck i'm doing with the
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  Speaker 3: pie one man should not who lives alone should not
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  Speaker 3: have a pie unto himself in his refrigerator but it's it's.
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  Speaker 4: Hard to get a like what are you gonna buy
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  Speaker 4: half a pie.
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  Speaker 3: They don't sell those. Exactly. And these are all world pies.
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  Speaker 3: But like now I'm eating it for breakfast because I feel...
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  Speaker 3: I know I'm going to end up throwing it out.
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  Speaker 4: Nothing wrong with a little pie for breakfast.
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  Speaker 3: There isn't, but I'm on that no sugar kick.
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  Speaker 4: Well, no, you're not.
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  Speaker 3: Not anymore. Bingo. Bingo.
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  Speaker 4: And that's a buttery treat.
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  Speaker 1: Those are the most.
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  Speaker 4: That's a tikka masala.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. You know what I told myself after I had
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  Speaker 3: some this morning? I said... It's just that it's the season.
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  Speaker 4: It is. I mean, it is the season.
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  Speaker 3: It's apple pie season. I had this beautiful apple pie
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, soon the season will be over
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  Speaker 3: and I'll be glad that I had pies in the
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  Speaker 3: fridge during it.
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  Speaker 4: You'll be eating fucking, I don't even know, what kind
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  Speaker 4: of pies do people eat on Christmas? Pecan?
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  Speaker 3: You're going to be eating pecan pie. They eat, what
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  Speaker 3: do they eat? Minced meat pies.
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  Speaker 4: Minced meat?
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  Speaker 3: No, minced meat. Mince pies? Mince pies. Mince pies. It's mince.
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  Speaker 3: Christmas pies are mince pies. british fruit mince pastries i'm
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  Speaker 3: not a fan but it is a classic treat.
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  Speaker 4: What mince pies the fuck are you talking about.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not wrong about this and i think oh i
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  Speaker 3: know what you mean or the one of the second
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  Speaker 3: one over in the photo like that on the left
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  Speaker 3: yeah i mean i'm really talking about All every photo
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  Speaker 3: there is one of them.
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  Speaker 4: All of that looks terrible.
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  Speaker 3: It's not good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. It's like, I mean, no, it's not bad. Like
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  Speaker 4: you'll eat it and you'll enjoy it. No, not what
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  Speaker 4: you're referring.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even think you will.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I've had like, I don't think it looks
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  Speaker 4: like that.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think you've had mince pies. You'd know.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if I have.
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  Speaker 3: They're aromatic filling of apples, raisins, currants. And this is
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  Speaker 3: where it starts to get weird. Citrus zest, warming spices. spices,
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  Speaker 3: and a generous splash of brandy or rum. There's a
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  Speaker 3: bitterness to them. They almost taste like they're made with rind.
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  Speaker 4: It sounds like it would be a good laxative.
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  Speaker 3: You should have some.
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  Speaker 4: It would probably make you shit a lot, right? Fiber
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  Speaker 4: ace is all just fruits.
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  Speaker 3: I suppose.
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  Speaker 4: Raisins and shit. Raisins make you shit.
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  Speaker 3: Do they?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And a bunch of fiber in them.
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  Speaker 1: So maybe you should be starting your day with a
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  Speaker 1: minced pie.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't like the minced pies.
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  Speaker 4: That's why you can start your day with them.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 4: And you can have an apple pie for lunch.
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  Speaker 3: Do you guys like marmalade?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. Are you a marmalade guy?
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  Speaker 4: I'm more of a jam man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Preserves.
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  Speaker 1: I like seedless blackberry is my go-to jam.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 4: That sounds delicious.
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  Speaker 1: Seedless blackberry.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because it spreads a little bit cleaner than the seedy ones.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean, it's fantastic. I have a solution for
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  Speaker 1: your pumpkin pie or your- Apple. What kind of apple
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  Speaker 1: pie problem? you give it away as a Halloween treat.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: And people, little children come to your door and they
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  Speaker 1: come up, put their hands out like Oliver and you
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  Speaker 1: slab them with a fucking crumble of pie.
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  Speaker 3: Just a, here, a scoop of pie.
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  Speaker 4: That's a great, I think that's a great plan.
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  Speaker 3: Hand them a wet wipe as well.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe a little Alamode on the side.
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  Speaker 3: Open your mouth. Open your mouth. Otherwise it's a mess.
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  Speaker 3: It's coming right in.
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  Speaker 1: There should be more variety in the kinds of sweets
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  Speaker 1: that we enjoy on Halloween. It is very, like, packaged candy.
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  Speaker 1: It's like the Valentine's Day of October.
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  Speaker 4: You know why. Because people are putting fucking razor blades
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  Speaker 4: in the candy. You can't be putting.
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  Speaker 3: I really thought you were going to say Israel.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, no, no. I mean, where do you think they
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  Speaker 4: got the idea?
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  Speaker 3: I just had a feeling somehow there was something there.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not on that today.
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  Speaker 3: Taking the day off?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, someone's got to, you know, just been hitting it
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  Speaker 4: hard lately. But after the Kushner stuff, I just was
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  Speaker 4: going too deep. You were steaming over the Kushner shit.
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: I started to lose my mind. Kind of started to
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: lose sight of the goal in life.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: Which is?
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Not whatever I was doing, though.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: On fucking the ninth page of Google looking up Jared Kushner.
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: That's where you just got.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: To sit down and look to Sneeko and Myron to
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: tell you what to do. Oh, mighty North Stars, Sneako
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: and Myron, what should I believe? Did you guys see
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: the Pat McAfee?
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: Which one?
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: Because there was two.
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: There was him talking about Utah.
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: That's what I saw.
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: But did you see the clip from, was it today,
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: of what's that guy's name?
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: Orlovsky.
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Dan, right? Yeah, Dan Orlovsky. Orlovsky. Orlovsky. He was
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: on their show, and he was really funny. I mean,
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: he was like, He was like, did you guys... I
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: just found out about this the other day. Did you
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: guys know that... And he pretty much just explained what
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: a percentage is.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: He's like, what number would you associate with percent?
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what would you assume 1% is out of?
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: He's quizzing tactical digs at Boston Corner.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: Who said that?
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: This guy, Dan Orlovsky.
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: Dan Orlovsky said that?
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and they're like, 100. He's like.
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah right you but did you guys know that oh
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: my goodness and they're like yeah they're like you're isn't
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: your job all like percentages and stuff like.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: When you're a quarterback wasn't your completion.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: Percentage like free throw percentage any any single sports statistic
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: yeah every sport has a very important metric that is
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: measured in percent so.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: He didn't he thought it was like out of like 50.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: Or batting average is a little tricky though because they
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: say he's batting 500 yeah And that's 50%. Yeah.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: But percent is nice because it says it in the
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: name and in the symbol. Yes.
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: It indicates it everywhere.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Per cent.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: Per 100. The only time it's a zero over a fraction.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: The only time it's not going to be out of 100,
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: they tell you it's not out of 100 because it's
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: a fraction.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: It's always that. Well, percent is always out of 100. Exactly.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: Okay yeah i don't know if you're giving 200 effort.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Yes exactly that's probably that must have been where he
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: got 110 because he's like my whole life.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: I've been given in 110 now they're telling me it's
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: only out of 100.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Well where's the extra 10 percent can one of you
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: math wizards explain to me what i've been doing i.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Really don't love the 110 percent sort of spin on things.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: It just really, I mean, it's like, all right, well now,
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: now nothing means any.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: No, I completely agree because I feel like there was
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: a big point in my life where I was kind
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: of operating at 110 and now I've realized you really
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: want to be hovering around like a cool 75.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, why? Well, that's fine.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: It's just more manageable. More longevity.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you don't want to over exert, you don't
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: want to over train.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: You don't want to over train, you don't want to
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: try too hard because that's how that leads to burnout.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: And you get burnt out.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: It also always irked me when kids would tell me
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: that they had like a 4.3 weighted GPA. Oh, my God.
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: Give me a fucking break. You broke the system. You
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: broke the scale. They had to reinvent the scale for you.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: First of all, if you have a 4.0, you should
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: be taking the hardest classes that have weighted you above it.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what it is.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: APs, right?
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like the APs and the honors maybe.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: Our school didn't do that.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if certain schools don't do that, then it's like, okay,
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: my 3.9 now looks like shit.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Well, you can let the admissions committees know.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Places like Long Island do it big time.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: We did it. We did it at my school. Really? Yeah.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: Because I had a 4.3 when I graduated, I think.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: That cannot be true.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: Out of what, eight?
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: I know it's not true because you've told me that's
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: not the case. 4.3 out of 100.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: But the Utah stuff was crazy too. I saw Brandon's
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: take on it. What did Walker say? You know Brandon's
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: coming for that one spot. You know he wants that
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: McAfee slot.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: I like that.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: Which I'm fine with. I would love to see Brandon
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: on the.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Big stage like that. I've been trying to push Brandon
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: to go for that.
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: He should be. I think he should be too. Or
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: there should be another type of, like, Pat McAfee's really
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: the only guy. Like, there should be another network with
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: another college show. That's Brandon.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: I mean, that was literally Dave on Big Noon Kickoff,
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: and they kicked him off.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: That's why they called it Big Noon Kickoff. Kicked his
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: ass to the curb.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's pretty insane that they did that. Yeah, well,
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: I mean. All because of Ryan Day.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: They bent the knee to Ryan Day. But I saw
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: kids on the University of Utah campus getting interviewed for
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: And they were basically like flaming Pat McAfee like they
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: were edgelord podcasters.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: They were like, oh, I bet he's going to take
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: his shirt off. Like, let me guess.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Like, is the tide turning on Pat McAfee even among
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: the youth?
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's mostly the youth, actually. Really? Because, yeah,
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: I don't... Like, this is something that I feel like
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: everything in my life leading up to this moment would
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: make me think that I should... be one of these
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: people that is like outraged by Pat McAfee right which
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: I would say I'm not I've made fun of him
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: I've made jokes about him but I don't hate him
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: I don't have like it is this crazy hate in
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: my heart for him but if you were looked at
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: like that when ESPN posts like the college football stuff
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: and then the comments no what do they say oh
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: it's it's I mean I'm talking like 30,000 comments just
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: being like oh Pat took his shirt off again.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Crying laughing crying laughing emojis It's a bloodbath.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: You know, I think Pat's a case of anyone who
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: just gets to a certain level of success where it's
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: like It's just not cool It's just oversaturation To like
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: them anymore Where you know Again in my experience Like
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: he's been great to me Yeah I don't know I've
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: never met him He had me open for him At
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: Purdue Yeah yeah 6,000 people Like I didn't know if
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: he was going to pay me or not. One day
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: he just called me up. He's like, all right, just
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: grab your flights and how's five grand sound? It was
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: the most I'd ever made for a show at that time.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: That's pretty nice.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: Did like eight minutes.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: Five grand.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Went home being like, okay, I guess I can live forever. Yeah.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Charge five grand? That's the price. Yeah. Yeah, I think
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: that he's fallen victim to... His own success.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: Definitely.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: If he wasn't successful, people wouldn't... Yeah.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: You can really trace it all back to the album.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: I think it was before the album.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: I don't think it was. I think the album set
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: people over the edge. No one was this nasty about
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: Pat McAfee before the album.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: I think that there's also... I mean, the kids on
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: the ESPN interview were like, dude, you're taking your shirt off.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: We're all children.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: You're 38 years old.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: We're children. They were trying to put some.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: nasty implications on it um but i think that.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: I didn't think the video was that bad if you
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: get off the internet this shit is not as loud
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: i think the same.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Thing about like jay-z i go be in the halftime
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: show everybody's like if you look online people are acting
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: like they're outraged if you just ask the average american
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: citizen they're.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: Like oh that'll be sweet why are people mad about
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: jay-z doing the super bowl why would anyone care about
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: that he's nothing but he's nothing but a great guy.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I think people are online. I
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: saw KFC had a take and he was like, if
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: you're a certain level, you should just retire. Like if
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: you're Jay-Z or Taylor Swift or even Shane Gillis, you
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: should just retire.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's kind of what Eminem did. He'll pop
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: up in cameos here and there, but he's not doing stuff.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: No, he's nowhere. I always said that. Isn't he on tour?
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: I don't know. You would know.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Is he?
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: He just came out with the song with Kid Rock.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: He's always performing.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, never mind. I don't know shit.
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  Speaker 4: tried to get to it.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I wanted to go see Ludacris in concert, and the
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: only place he's performing is at Jingle Balls.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: The Kiss 108? You know, there's like.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: A network of jingle balls that you can go to.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: There's like the Q102, the Kiss 108. There's the New York,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: the Philly, the Boston. And so he's going on a
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: tour of jingle balls.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: I used to want to go to jingle balls when
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: I was a kid.
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: Of course.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: It sounded awesome.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Ludacris famously had that crazy rider. Did you ever see that?
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: No, I don't think so.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: They've leaked it from his Jingle Ball tour. He said
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: he wanted 400 mince pies.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: It was found written in his Heath Ledger.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: God damn it.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: They've been leaking comedians' riders.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, about what they get. This is famous, though. He
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: was doing colleges, and it was like, I want A
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: box of like 12 enormous Magnum condoms.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Enormous Magnums.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: Six like brand new washcloths of this certain brand.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: Have you ever heard the story about the comedian who
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: would ask for two pairs of brand new Air Force Ones?
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: I told you that story.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: No, I've heard this story. I heard the security guy
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: at Pittsburgh Improv told me that story. It happened in Nashville.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: I've heard the story from multiple people.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: They went around town and found him, and then he
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: didn't wear them, and he threw them in the trash.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: And covered them in ketchup and mustard.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It's fucking crazy.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: He didn't want anyone in the staff to take them.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: I'm going to start operating like that.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: You don't have the chutzpah.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Haven't I told that story on the podcast before? We've
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: talked about it before. Yeah. Hmm.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: But now Sass has heard it, so it's verified. It's two-factor.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: And he can't attribute it to me. Nasty?
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: These are so dumb, the rider things that a ludicrous
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: would do because he has to pay for it all.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: It's all coming out of his check, and he can
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: afford everything on the list. It's not like he's making people.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: Also, this is at colleges, so there's some girl who's
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: the head of student events who has to drive to
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: 14 different stores in order to get all this stuff.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but she's also getting stuff for Ludacris, which is
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: pretty cool.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Fine.
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: If you're in college, you're like, I gotta go. I
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: gotta go to the store, pick up. Ludacris needs some fucking...
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: Massive condoms. Some massive condoms.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: You're probably wondering who these magnums are for.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Ludacris.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: My boyfriend, Ludacris.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: She's definitely telling the guy across the counter.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: Of course.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: He's really careful.
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: He double bags it.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: We've been dating a long time.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: This is for one session of coitus.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: He's really careful.
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: There's been a pack of Magnum condoms on the ground
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: on a street I walk down every day. And every
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: day I walk by and I'm like, oh, they're still there.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: Still see the Magnum condoms. And I'm wondering, like, whose
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: are those?
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: They're yours.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: They must be yours.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: Are they opened? I don't know.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: You got to kick them.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: How many of all of the people who have purchased
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: Magnum condoms of let's go percent. We can talk percentages here.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: What percentage of every box of Magnum condoms do you
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: think has been bought strictly as a joke?
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, not.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: That's a good question. I don't know. Probably not as
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: many as you think.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: Probably like, I'd say like 10%.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: Okay, sure.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: One in every 10 boxes of Magnum condoms bought is
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: for a joke.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: And then another one- And.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: Probably just ends up on the trash outside.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Is like a kid trying to size up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: Going baggy. Or can I fucking fill this thing out?
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: Going and one. And one basketball shorts.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Going to cross someone over in a fucking swishing condom.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: And then 3% are purchased by balloon animal clowns who
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: ran out of material for their giraffes.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Fear not.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: Remember when people were doing that challenge online where they
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: would like fill the condom with water and drop it
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: on their head?
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Well, that seems like the same as the came too
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: early porn that Francis is watching.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: Bro, they would drop it on their head.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: I'm not watching it. I just know of it.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: It would perfectly enclose their entire head in the condom.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: I'm watching it.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: What do you mean? Oh, they put it over their
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: head like this? No, they would fill it up with
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: water and then they would drop it directly on your head.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: And then like the elastic part would like come back
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: around and like go right over your face like a mask.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: And then it's just a dude with a big gallon
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: of water attached to his face.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: That is funny.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: It is funny. You guys should check it out sometime.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: Highly recommend.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Coming up with a new prank.
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: It must be exhilarating. Oh, of course.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: I ran into Brown last night.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Where at? The exact place that I told my story about.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: Hmm. Interesting.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: On the pod on Monday.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: You were scoping it out?
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: We were walking. He was walking at the exact time,
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: which was the sunset hour along the same stretch. And
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: we saw him. And I thought, hmm, I wonder if
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: he does this normally or if this is because his
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: mind thought, well, that sounded nice. Maybe we'll do it.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I stole Francis's route.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: I would assume he did it because of you.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: But I can't give him any unoriginality accusation because I
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: was doing the same thing again myself.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: But it's your route.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: No, it's not. It is.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: It's Francis's route. Yeah, it's Francis's route.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: I can't lay claim to that route. There were a
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: lot of people out there.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: It's Francis's route right by the children's playground.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: I walk quickly by that playground and do not look.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: I don't turn my head. I focus on the sunset
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: and not the little children's.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: It was so funny. One of my kids was having
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: a fucking spaz attack.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, really? One of them was a little meltdown.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: He was having a meltdown.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: He actually had a fever of 102.8.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: Whoa.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Poor guy.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: The hell?
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: You bringing that shit in here?
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: No, it didn't hit me.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: Never hits me. That's what you said last time, and
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: then I was sick for a week.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: Well, you shouldn't have made out with his son.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: Kids, they got a lot of germs. They carry a
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: lot of germs. Yeah, they do. They're carriers.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: I didn't find out that he was really sick until
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: the middle of the night. I thought that he was
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: just being bad.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just acting a fool.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: I was like, would you cut this out?
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It was actually a problem.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: I thought there was going to be a blue wave.
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: But I.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: I.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: He was hollering in the middle of the night, and
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: I went in to go grab him. But I had
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: been sleeping with mouth tape.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: And a sleep.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Mask so imagine me fucking running into my kid screaming
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: and I run into the fucking his room like fucking
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: bound and.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: Gagged he's like you need help looking.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Like Neo in the Matrix one of the agents like
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: he's probably fucking terrified he's like why does this happen
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: can I just go back to my old nightmare I
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: was having this is significantly worse.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: So you guys are both taping.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: I don't i don't do it i i did it
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: very briefly years ago and kept waking up uh drowning
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: yeah so couldn't keep doing it.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: How are you liking it i like it it kind
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: of like um every morning ripping off tape that has
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: my like face like dry.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: Are you just using duct yeah i'm using scotch.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Um No, I'm using, I don't know, I need to
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: find a gentler tape. But you want something strong enough
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: that's going to keep you shut.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: Block the air.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: Block any possible flow.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: I wake up significantly better rested when I have eye mask,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: mouth tape, phone, and other room.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: I wake up and chug the water beforehand. Before bed.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: You chug the water before bed? Yeah.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would have to pee.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: I wake up with a hydrated brain and the energy
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: of having to go pee. Damn.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: You ripping any supplements? Any vitamins?
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Before bed?
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: Super B? B-complex? What are we talking? B12? I do
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: respect the Bs, the killer Bs. You got to be
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: on the Bs.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: But I don't take any Bs before bed.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: The Bs are all up here? Yes. All elemental? I'm
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: a B-complex guy.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Personally.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Personally. Who's your bee doctor? Who's your bee shaman?
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: Myself.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Who's telling you this?
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: Reddit.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: Which Reddit?
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: Nutrition?
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: I have no idea.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Reddit slash nutrition?
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: I think I looked up a supplement for cognitive function
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: and then the bee complex came up. What had you
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: looking that up? Just trying to be sharp. Did you
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: feel dull? Yeah, I felt really dull. When?
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: Probably after playing Counter-Strike for like 15 hours.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: I got to start taking vitamins.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: I got to reverse the damage on this somehow.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: I don't feel well. I must be lacking B vitamins.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: Hey, it works.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: You have to start drinking Luis Gomez's testosterone coffee with
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: collagen and steroids.
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: Not now.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: What about some vitamin D? I take D as well.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: You're not getting from the lack of sunlight. You don't.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: This is a narrative that is false.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: You just told us you played 15 hours of Counter-Strike.
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: He was playing outside. That was weeks ago. I haven't
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: played Counter-Strike in a couple weeks.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: He was walking around with a streaming setup like that
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: dude Ari at home who makes beats as he goes
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: through the city. He just had it on his desk.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Put in 15,000 steps.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: He's playing in storefronts the way they watched Slumdog Millionaire finale.
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: That's the dream, honestly.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: The TVs were facing out into the street.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Like the Curacao soccer team.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Like they're watching.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: The dream is honestly to be able to game wherever, whenever.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: You have your Steam. It's not like that.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Steam's not the dream.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: It's not the dream. Like I'm talking multiplayer, intensive multiplayer games,
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: not just story mode. Story mode, you can officially play
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: those games everywhere. Nintendo Switch has them now. Nintendo Switch
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: got Elden Ring.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: Huge.
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: You guys would probably love that.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: I'm waiting for November 18th.
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: GTA? Yeah.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: The air just came on. The Internet Invitational first episode
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: aired on Monday.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: It's now Thursday, so if you haven't seen it yet
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: and you hope to, fast forward right now. Yeah, that one,
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: it was me and Frankie against Bubby from Good Good
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: and Marissa, also from Good Good Girls. She's unbelievable. She's
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: a plus three and a half. Played on the LPGA,
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: played at Kentucky.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: One of the better players in the field. Yeah.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Why did Good Good have to add Good Good Girls?
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: GGG.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Couldn't it just also be Good Good? There's nothing about
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Good Good that suggests men.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: I don't know. That's a good question.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: Rowan, these are waters into which I choose not to wade.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: So you've thought the same thing, but you've just mouth-taped
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: over it.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: I hadn't.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: I hadn't thought of it.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: Girls, good, good.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: But there are too many jokes to be told that would,
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: you know, would just.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: Don't ruin you. What about good girls, good?
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: Girls can be good, too.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I like that a lot.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Good girls....
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: Good, good, and then in parentheses, girls. Girls for this one.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: There's going to be girls on this episode.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Good girls good is good. It's like gone, baby, gone. Yeah,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: it is.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: That's what I was thinking.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Good girls good.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: Well, anyway, I mean, holy shit. I need some fucking
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: B vitamins.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: You were striping the ball. And even in... You stripe it,
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: and Dave's like, is that a good shot?
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: Was that good?
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: So.
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: Did you say anything?
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: Did you say anything to Dave? What do you think? Well.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: One thing they didn't show, which was crazy, was that
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: we had our tee time, right? Call it 9.40 a.m.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: We were maybe the second group off, me, Frankie, versus
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: Bubby and Marissa. And there was a practice putting green, maybe...
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: 50 yards from the first tee box. And I was
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: up there putting, finished on the range, had moved away
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: from the range just to there. The group ahead of
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: us had like teed off and we still had like
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: five minutes. So I was like, I'm going to go
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: hit some putts. They're just rolling putts or whatever. And
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: then it got to like two minutes before 938. And
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: Frankie yells, Francis, if you're not on the tee, they're
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: going to make us forfeit the hole. You have one minute.
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: Run, run.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: And I had to run. Full speed down the hill. Damn.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: It was like they were counting down. Like they wanted
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: to penalize us the way that, you know what I mean?
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's cheap.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: For like being 10 seconds late for a tee time
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: or whatever.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Even though you were there?
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: I was pretty much there. Yeah, they could see me.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: That's a little bit of a cheap shot in my opinion,
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: but you know. We're all looking to have fun.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: They're looking for any way to make it the WWE.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Of course. Anyway, so then we, every hole we were
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: kind of like behind. Like they were just, they're fundamentally
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: better than we are. Both of those players. Bubby hits
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: it 100 miles and, you know, Marissa doesn't miss a shot.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: She's an unbelievable putter. So they beat us on a
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: hole because we kind of like couldn't put our wedge
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: shot close. But then here we drove the green and
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: managed to two putt. for birdie and they made a
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: par so we then got it back to tide and
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: then the last two holes are like electric because they
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: put their shot it's a par three on the eighth
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: hole the whole field's now watching our match it's a
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: big swing.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Match how'd that feel.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: You know it's scary but um for some reason in
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: that moment it like it made me more excited and more.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: Focused That was the best shot of the day.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: This shot here is the best shot that I hit
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: in this match. So pause it for a sec. So
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: right here, it's the ninth hole. We're tied.
• 38:04
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• 39:01
  Speaker 3: Everyone's around watching. We had to take my ball because
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: Frankie hit his left in the woods. I hit mine
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: into the like long grass way up on the right.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Took us a while to find it. We finally found it.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: Then we had to kind of like punch out. It's
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: a par five. So we didn't get to punch out
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: very far, which means we still have like 185 yards
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: into the green. And they're like 80 yards away. One
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: of their balls is like up by the green, but
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: they didn't end up taking it. So they're 80 yards away.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: and frankie goes first and he sort of hits his
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: short so we're not on the green and this is
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: into the wind 185 yards and i just stepped up
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: and fucking laced a seven iron smoked right at the green.
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: How far was it 185 yeah Yeah.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: Wow. Into the wind. Even Kiz, who is relentlessly cynical
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: and funny, was like, great shot. Hell yeah. Couldn't help himself.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: You tell him to get off the dick?
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: Had to give me the flowers.
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: No more room, brother.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: Jump in.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: Jump off.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: And then they hit one and close and they didn't.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: Then they putted first or we putted first. I got
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: lucky here in my putt where I didn't hit a
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: good putt, but it was really fast. And it was
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: because I didn't have a good stroke. It didn't go
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: that far past the hole. Everyone else putts this putt
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: like six feet by. To the degree that they then
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: had to go first because they were away. They putt
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: it back. They make their putt. And then we had
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: like a three-footer that we had to make to tie.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: And Dave's watching like.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: I just said, I'm just going to step up and
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: make this. I knew I would. And so they're in now.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: And now watch. We have this putt. And Dave goes, Francis,
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: if you really had a flair for the dramatics, you'd
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: miss so that Frankie would have to putt it. But
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: I made it.
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: Fuck yeah.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: So we ended up tying. We tied a far better team. This,
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: to me, felt like a huge win. I mean, we
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: really were on our back foot the entire time. And
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: we were pretty stoked about it.
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: That's so awesome.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: It was great. We felt really, really good. That's as
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: good as we could have done. We could not have beaten. Wow.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: She didn't take her hat off. No respect. No respect.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Well, the ponytail's probably through the hole. I think there's
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: a whole lot of like disassembly required for that.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: You have to slide it down.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's like taking a bra off or something. I
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: don't know. I can't pretend to understand the intricacies of.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Big John looked like a stud. yeah he was doing
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: really well who's buddy with the uh uh sleeveless sleeveless.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's uh bobby ray which is such a perfect
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: name for how he dresses and looks.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: When he when he was and here's the kid that
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: he was going back and forth with that was like
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: what is a short game king one of those basketball shoes.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Then he's like, the difference between your prowess and your
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: mouth is unbelievable.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: I'm going to put you in the fucking ground.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: He's like, I could have you in the ground in
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: one second.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: The short game king was like, huh?
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: A lot of energy.
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: Um, yeah, so it was fun. It's a fun watch. I, I,
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know why, but like, um, I didn't really
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: end up, I just kind of watched my own shit
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: a little bit of the other, I mean, it's long.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: There's a lot to watch.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: I'm going to watch it today. But if Bron can
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: watch it, I feel like I can watch it. Yeah,
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: Bron can find the time. We can all find the time.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: He's probably in a hyperbaric chamber with it projected on
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: the outside of the wall, but still.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: Look at this guy. Dude, this dude's enormous. Like, he's
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: also 6'5.
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: Damn, he's fucking jacked. His arms are enormous.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: So he's a long drive guy and he can't help himself.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: He swings out of his fucking shoes on every.
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: Like even if he has a pitching wedge. Yeah. He's like, oh,
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: it's 200 yards. I'm going to hit pitching wedge and
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: then swings as hard as he can. I used to
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: do that forever. And then I realized that that was
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: why I sucked. This is the kid chirping him.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, he didn't even like get in his ass
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: bad at all. He said, are those basketball shoes? And
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: he was like, I'll put you in the fucking ground.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: I mean, he's probably on T. Yeah. Right?
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know. He could be Natty.
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: No? Tyler says no.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Just kind of based on his attitude, you know?
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, true.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: If you're telling him about putting someone in the ground.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: On the golf course over breaking balls? And would he
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: have said that to Whitney if Whitney broke his balls?
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: Or does he think.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: He's the man because this kid's skinnier than him?
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: That is a good question. Francis, you should have told him.
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: I'll put you in the fucking ground, bitch.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: Manziel and Gruden are out there.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: I'll make you wish you had sleeves on that shirt.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I'll make you some sleeves out of your pants.
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: Let's fix you some sleeves.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Teach you some damn respect.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: Why do you keep ruining your shirt?
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Jersey Jerry was really funny. Yeah, Manziel and Gruden. Hey, man,
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: I'd love to have a beer with you, man. He
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: didn't ask him nothing about football. How's your body feel?
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: Okay. Got out of there unscathed. I'll tell you what.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. I spent some time with Johnny Manziel.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: He's very different from how I pictured him being.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: How'd you picture him? He's not the man.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: Uh he he is exactly the man that's the that's
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: what i pictured that's what i did not expect really
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: not only is he the man but he is incredibly
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: like polite and inquisitive so down to earth like asks
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: you questions about yourself asks you a question about your
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: family where'd you grow up and then like if you
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: continue talking to him 20 minutes later he'll like bring
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: up stuff that he learned about you oh yeah.
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah he restored he stores it yeah he's listening he's
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: a people pleaser he's like.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: No maybe i don't know i wouldn't.
• 45:17
  Speaker 7: Say that he's he's an active listener yeah yeah he's
• 45:20
  Speaker 7: just like a really i don't know i was impressed
• 45:23
  Speaker 7: i was very impressed because i don't know you make
• 45:27
  Speaker 7: assumptions right based on his reputation or his playing career
• 45:31
  Speaker 7: or what you've heard about him in the media.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: Honestly, in a situation, in an environment like this, I
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: would have completely expected him to just be like the guy.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: I would have expected him not to care. I would
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: have expected him to kind of just be on the
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: periphery like I'm better than this, whatever. That's what my
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: unfair assumption would have been. Yeah. And that's not how
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: it was at all.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: He's kind of a guest in their space. Who would
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: you say is like the alpha star of this entire thing?
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: Ryan Ruffles.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: Ruff?
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: Ryan Ruffles?
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: Ryan Ruffles came into this thing. He didn't play last year.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: Is he a golf tuber?
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: Well, sure. But he's also like plays on the PGA tour.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: He's a genuine like pro.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Why is he, he's named like a cartoon bear that
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: like teaches you to wipe your ass.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: Well, don't be fooled because he's a genuine fucking killer.
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: Because he doesn't have sleeves on his shirt. Ryan Ruffles. Well,
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: you would have thought that. Wait till you see his
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: fucking biceps.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: Ryan Ruffles is very like handsome. He's got this cool
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: Australian accent.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: He's... Ryan Raffles.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: He's like a huge, he's a huge comedy fan.
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, hell yeah.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: That goes to the cellar all the time.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: Um and he what about the upstairs room at the stand.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: Cool what about the patio i'll let him know to
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: go check out rising star little sasquatch um but yeah
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: he's the man and he's also just like everyone knew
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: he was the.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Guy and so when does that come with like um
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: you know, if everybody's standing in a circle, he'll maybe
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: say some more words, you know, everyone's kind of deferring
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: to him. Like who's the social star?
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's a good question.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: It just seems like there's a lot of respect on
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: the course.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: The social star, maybe like, maybe, um, I don't know,
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: you know, like the spitting chiclets guys always seem to
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: have a little bit of like a little pop magnetism.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: They're so funny. And like, Robbie, Dave.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: It's their thing, but I think those are obvious. But yeah,
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: the Chicklets guys.
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: Have a little.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: I would say the Chicklets guys, maybe Santino. Santino's always
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: killing everybody, and he's got a group of people around laughing,
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: for sure. And then like... Horvath, obviously. No, but Grant's
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: pretty like.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: Just... I don't know. He's not holding court and performing.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: He's understated and.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: My LVPs from last season both redeemed themselves, Horvath and Kwon.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Luke Kwon was awesome. You know what's funny? He
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: did this thing where he brought a tent to the
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: first tee and Dave arrived early and didn't know who
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: was in there and opened it up and saw that. Oh, really?
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: Luke had slept on the first tee. That's funny. In theory,
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: that's the bit. And Dave loved it.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: But it's a bit.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: Dave does not like bits.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: You gotta have a pretty damn good bit for Dave
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: to like it. He's not a bits guy. You know?
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: If you did that, he would be like, what the
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: fuck is with the tent?
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: He'd be like, hitting it with a golf club.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Who's in there?
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: Look, he's laughing very hard. That's amazing. He doesn't really
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: like bits. This is a bit.
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: This is his first bit.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: That's a bit right there.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's no way he slept there. Look how
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: feathery his hair is.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: When Luke.
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: That was leave-in conditioning.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: When Luke got picked for his team, he walked up
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: to the team with a sleep mask on.
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's funny.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: So he had a couple good bits going.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: I like that. That's the way to own it.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: That's great. Same with Horvath. He was like, yeah, I
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: didn't know who Gruden was. Now I know better than
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: ever who Gruden is. I thought that that was very
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: winning and charming.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah i think the people from this year who were
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: in it last year were very aware of how you
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: can come off and were protective of that and then
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: there were some new people that might not have been
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: as aware who are going to learn the hard way
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: maybe to to protect their, you know, image a little
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: bit more.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Big John going back and forth with Dave was great.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: What else?
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: That was Nelk. Yeah, that was Nelk.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: That was my question.
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: Were they in this one? Big Kyle.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: They're in it. Yeah. Kyle and Salim are in it.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: They were in the other teams that I wasn't playing against.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: So I had no real exposure to them. I didn't
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: get to see them much.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: Were they full sending or was it like more of
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: a half send?
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure. Hmm. I wish I had more info.
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: I wonder if they were doing any wheeling.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: What's that?
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Wheeling any chicks?
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, is that what they say?
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, were they?
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: Wheeling chicks. Do it wheeling.
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: Any birds? Any birds. Do they wheel any birds?
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean, there's a lot of.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Smoke shows.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: The women in the field are like. all plus handicaps
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: they're fucking incredible.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah but what about how they look yeah what
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: about their bodies oh god so so you're telling me
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: kyle wasn't holding court because that kind of pops my
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: bubble that kind of disillusions i don't i don't.
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: Know i don't know what about tony you confront tony
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: you know Sounds like no.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: He was not happy with me. Really? Yeah. Tony? Yeah.
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: What do you do?
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: Did I not tell you this?
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: No.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: I met him and he was chilly, very chilly. And
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: he's not a chilly guy.
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: I think he is.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: No, he knew. He knew what I had said.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: But what did you all you said was that he
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: stole my video, which he did.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: And then we made fun of him for having a
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: porn addiction.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: What do you mean? We read the news. What do
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: you mean made fun of him?
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: That's exactly what we did. We mocked his addiction. Yeah, yeah.
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: It's a funny addiction.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: It is. Until you run into the person who's one
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: of the most successful people on YouTube.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: That's how you know it's a fake addiction.
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: That is how you know it's his favorite fiction.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: He's not living under a bridge.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: No, no. No, but he had seen it, would be
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: my assumption.
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he didn't like it. So he can't take a joke.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: So he wants to steal your joke, but he can't
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: take it.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: I can't say for sure, but I very much distinctly
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: had the impression that he had seen it, whether it
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: was the porn part or me shitting on him for
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: stealing Harry's joke.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Real.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: Which is to say, like, look, yeah, I talked shit.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: I did. I did it into a microphone.
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: You got to go more back. So what happened when
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: you went up to him? Like, were you going up
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: to him with the intent of saying something?
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: No, no. He was like sitting with Brad and I
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: didn't realize. And I went to say hi to Brad
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: and then I saw him and I was like, I
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: was like, hey. And he gave me a handshake courteously.
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: But there was class. And then but it was like cold.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: I could feel ice spreading.
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: Up my arm. Are you sure?
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: Yes. How are you sure? And you know what?
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: That is absolutely fair from him.
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: Hell no.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: Yes, it is.
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: Fuck that guy. No. Yeah, he stole my video.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: We talked shit.
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: But he stole his video. He stole my intellectual property.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: I stand on what I said, and I stand on
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: his right to treat me with very little regard. I
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: think that's absolutely fair. That's fair.
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: I think that's fair.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: He thinks you're just a meme, not a content creator.
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: He thinks he's him.
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: I would have said what I said to you guys,
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: maybe not the porn stuff. I think the porn stuff
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: should be hammered home just as hard. I would have
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: said the part about the video to him personally, and
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't have been surprised if he did not receive
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: it well and treated me with little regard. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: Which basically is what happened. I said it into a microphone.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: I'm assuming he saw it. And... Had had had no
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: time for me, which is utterly fair.
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: And by the way, he doesn't have time to come
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: up with his own fucking videos.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: But we're I'm I'm you know, I thought about it.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: I was like, that's that's all that is fair. How
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: that all went down is utterly fair.
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: No, I think it's fair.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: I would have liked to hear the conversation like, hey, Tony,
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: what are you mad about?
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: And most charitably, what's his argument? I was just trying
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: to give you guys credit. I was just trying to
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: remake the original.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: I wasn't mad enough about it at that point to
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: press him on the video thing.
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: Would have been weird if you were. Yeah.
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: I didn't want to make him pay for it.
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: What's the new porn category we learned about today?
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: Ruined orgasm ruined orgasms yeah that's probably his shit.
• 54:22
  Speaker 6: Oh boy yeah i mean i mean that's kind of
• 54:29
  Speaker 6: his addiction kind of ruined all of his orgasms.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: I kept thinking about that riff you two had i
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: don't know which one of you it was about like
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: having to tell your.
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah you're addicted to porn i would just
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: laugh yeah that was a very funny thing you said
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: get everybody in i mean i the more i think
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: about it though like i feel like if i was
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: him that i guess i get it because it's probably
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: something that you don't want public then don't publicize but
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: why would he have publicized it in the first place
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: that's what i'm like he has a fully child fan
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: base why would you think that's something you got to
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: get out in the open That's how people feel about addictions.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: Didn't ask. Didn't ask.
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you should have.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: Didn't sense.
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: Hey, I got a question for you. Why are you
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: talking about the porn shit? Bury that. My nephew watches, bro.
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: He didn't.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: You're the first he heard of porn.
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: We're just doing this again now. And next year, I really,
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: Imagine Tony, Tony, Tony walking into his house and everybody's fucking,
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: everybody's sitting there.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Hit him with the intervention.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: Like, we found your hard drive.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: We found the drives.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: We found your search history, private browser.
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: I mean, if you had a hard drive, I'm not saying, obviously,
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: I know Tony didn't have one.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: Well, we don't know if he had a hard drive.
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: But if you got a hard drive, that's what I would,
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: I think, okay, I'm going to rephrase my porn addiction thing.
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: If you've got a hard drive, you are an addict.
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: That's a full addiction.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes. But you only ever hear about people having
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: hard drives when it's illegal porn.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: Having a hard drive is kind of like being like
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: a squirrel who biologically wants to just collect nuts for
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: the wintertime. Yeah.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: If you have a hard drive, the FBI found it.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: They're carrying it out in evidence.
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: If it's an external hard drive.
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: Because it's all on the internet. Yeah.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: You don't need to keep it.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: No, no, never once have I watched porn and been like,
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: how do I download that one? I need to collect this. Yeah,
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: how do I save this?
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: Can't lose it.
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: I need this offline. I never know. What if the
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: grid goes down? How will I be able to beat
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: it off to my favies? There's a lot of shit
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: with the cyber attacks going on. Just to be safe,
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: I've got two terabytes of porn on external.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: I have a rack of dry rice and beans. I
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: have several gallons of water, a backup generator, and my
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: favorite porn's on a hand crank.
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: That I can watch. I mean, it's not a bad
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: idea to get a little hard drive going for the apocalypse.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: For doomsday, yeah.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for your doomsday.
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: Then we'll just go back to analog. We'll go to magazines.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm just thinking in general. Get Interstellar on there,
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: Dark Knight.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: A little porn maybe.
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Like hide the porn in a folder of a
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: movie that you know no one's going to watch. Right, right.
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: Borat 2.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: I knew, by the way. I knew not to try
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: to make amends with him over it. I knew not
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: to be like, by the way, I know I said something.
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: I wasn't. That would have been ridiculous. Yeah. But I
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: also felt awkward.
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: Of course.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: You know, I don't have malice towards him.
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: No. Of course not. He just stole from our friend.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that did piss me off when he did that. Well,
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: he stole my intellectual property. But then by the time
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: we had the internet invitational, I didn't care anymore. No,
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: I didn't either. Like so many things. Yeah.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: But you also, if you go hard on an apology
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: and then we hit them with the second flurry of
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: porn jokes, then he's going to feel betrayed.
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: Well, I didn't know that you guys were going to
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: light the fire again.
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not even talking about him.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: Can't wait for next year.
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: I'm not even talking about him specifically. I was just
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: talking in general. Nothing but respect for Tony.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: Now that we've had this conversation, I'm going to have
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: to destroy my hard drives.
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: Because otherwise he'll come right back. Yeah. Yeah.
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: No, you don't have hard drives.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: I don't have hard drives. I have soft drives.
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: You have floppy disks.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: So early old porn.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: The big thing now is the home server. Are you
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: guys familiar with the home server? The home lab?
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: No.
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: No. I bet Tony's got one of those. Accessible from anywhere.
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: A tower?
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: I was going to build one. I was going to
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: build a home server. But then I was like, I
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: don't know what I would ever need this for.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: He's got an underground reservoir of cooling water.
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: Boy, he's really using a lot of water.
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: He's got a data center in his backyard.
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: Purchased a fucking uh outer space uh satellite.
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: It's my porn tower yep 700 terabytes of porn and
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: everything that's ever been jacked off to is in that server.
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: And I mean everything.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, everything.
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: It's a walk-in room.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: Wired it myself. Took me a long time.
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: I've been working on this puppy for about a year now. Finally,
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: she's up and running.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: It's the Criterion Collection. Doesn't that exist at the Playboy Mansion?
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: There's a room full of reels of old Playboy.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sure, yeah.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: But it's all in microfiche.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, probably. I hate this.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: This is now worth it.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: That's why Tony the Tiger had to build that.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: All of this made it worth it. We can't cut
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: any of this. It's too fucking funny.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: That Dude Perfect Warehouse.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: That's what it's for. That shit's crazy. They have an
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: insane office. It's a shell corporation for his towers. Oh,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: my God. I mean, they probably got some freak shit
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: in here.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: Wait, that's the court from the Diddy... Never mind.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: It does look like it. From the hotel?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: The one that the Vegas people stayed at? Yeah, where
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: all the beds are on the basketball court. Yeah, the
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: beds are all on the basketball court. Tony.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: These guys are literal pioneers.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: Do you think that he like, do you think they
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: like their job still? Or do you think they're like,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: at this point, they're like, this is fucking awful. Because
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: obviously you get sick of any job.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sure.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: But like trick shotting, like at a certain point.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's what they're doing anymore, dude. They've
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: like expanded into the biggest people. He was the de
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: facto most famous person in the field.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: I believe that.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: I think he's the de facto most.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: Over Ryan Ruffles?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: Definitely.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: I only would guess maybe Kyle from NELC would have claim. No.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: Well, even like he's obviously he's massive, but they have
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: 60 million subscribers on YouTube.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: That's bananas, dude. It's like Mr.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: Beast level.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: How many does NELC boys have?
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: Probably like 2 million, 3 million.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: And are they just mostly doing golf stuff now?
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: NELC? I don't know. You guys know Nelk way better
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: than I do.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: 20 women versus Drake. Oh, that was on Nelk?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: I didn't know Drake was tapped in like that. Wow,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: Drake is the fucking bro.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: That's your guy.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: The fact that he gave Kyle the layup like that
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: is such love, bro.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: Kendrick, you never see Kendrick doing some gay shit like that.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: Gay shit?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: 20 women? Kendrick versus 20 women? Why would you want
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: to fight 20 women?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: He came out on top. Or no, that goth girl
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: beat him.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that goth girl. In the finals. He made it
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: to the finals. Definitely a plant. Fake goth. No tattoos.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: She's AI. She's fully fake goth.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: No, she's not even a real human.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: There's almost no chance.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: Pikachu. What's going on with Drake? Why is he doing
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: shit like this? Why is he doing videos with porn
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: or OnlyFans girls? What is this? This is Drake's good friend?
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: It's his birthday. He just had his birthday. I don't
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: give a shit. What is he, 40? Probably. Probably.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: Probably exactly that.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: Time to hang it up. Time to quit doing shit
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: like this. What? Start a family.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: He has a family.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: Take care of him.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: Have you seen Adonis' left hand?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: He's a good basketball player. This is the goth. Huh.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: Fake goth.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: You're just saying she has good makeup?
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: They just pretty much just paint her white.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Imagine how Tony was doing himself when he first saw her.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: He was punishing himself.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: I got Dos Toros for lunch.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: Nice. How was it? DT? I love Dos Toros. It's
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: actually great. Way better than Chipotle.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: Did you hear what Bob said about Chipotle?
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: Bob does sports. He was like, they have a clubhouse
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: issue over there. He said that the guys behind the
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: counter at Chipotle have the worst attitudes of anybody that
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: you ever met in your life. He feels bad about them.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: He just he thinks that there's like something internal going
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: on at Chipotle.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: I think they probably just hate their fucking job. I mean,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: that's not that's not my I never understood that. I
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: never understood that when people are like the guy at
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: McDonald's was such an asshole. And obviously he's fucking miserable.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: Would you think he's just he's going to be sunshine
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: and rainbows serving you your fucking fries? Some people are.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's how you get a job at Chick-fil-A killers.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: That's how you get a job at In-N-Out. In-N-Out's got workers.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but In-N-Out, I think they get paid a lot. Probably.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: Isn't In-N-Out the best fast food place to work?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Chick-fil-A, they have the whole Christian... Chick-fil-A's awful to work at.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: That My Pleasure shit. What's wrong with it? It's gratitude.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: They don't want to be doing that. It's not their pleasure.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't apply to Chick-fil-A unless you wanted to be
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: doing that shit. No one's forcing you to do that.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true. You just go work at the Bell.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: Go work at the Bell and be nasty to someone.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: Have you guys ever seen those Taco Bell cantinas?
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: Those are hilarious.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: There's one not far from here.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: Is that where you can drink?
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: No, I haven't.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: I had an Uber driver in Syracuse, and we were
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: joking around about it, just having.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: An absolute hoot. I think Donnie once started, like, drank
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: all day in one.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: He watched the Super Bowl there.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: He watched the Patriot Super Bowl from the Taco Bell
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: cantina in China.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: I mean, they have one in Chicago that I went to.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: I mean, they are fun, you know?
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: So you can have like a well tequila margarita?
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: Well, I think it's more like you get a Baja
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: blast with a little juice in it.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: A little Baja splash inside of it.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: A little tang.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: I went to a Taco Bell in the seaport a
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: couple weeks ago.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: How was it?
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: It was so fucking depressing. Have you ever walked into
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: a Taco Bell location?
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: It's dark.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: Driving through is one thing, but walking into the one
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: in the seaport is a fucking... It's a hellacious memory.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: I was talking to one of our guys in London
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: for Bush, and we were talking about, I was like,
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: I just had a burrito bowl for lunch. And he
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: was like, oh, man, I wish I could have a
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: burrito bowl. We had nothing like that. And I was like,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: he's like, we don't have any Chipotle or anything. And
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: I was like, what's the closest thing you have? And
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: he was like, Taco Bell. And I was like, ah,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: those aren't even remotely close. Taco Bell or Chipotle.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: How do they not have that? Just take the sauce
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: off the Indian food.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: It's the same shit. Makes you wonder.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: It really makes you wonder. They're probably just having mince
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: pies the whole fucking day.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: You mean like I'm going to get a burrito bowl
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: and you come back and you got Taco Bell? That
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: ain't a burrito bowl.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: No, that's a bummer.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah. That's fucking bummer.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: How's the workouts going?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: Really solid.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, really good.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: Did you get to the gym yesterday? No. You going
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: to go today?
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: Uh-uh.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: Probably not.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: No way.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: I'll probably go tomorrow.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: You're going to get home and caught it up?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: No, I have two things I have to do still today,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: or three things.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a fucking nightmare. Three things? Fucking nightmare.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: What are they?
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: I got to do the Bush podcast, and then we
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: got to do a stream, and then I got to
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: go to a store and return something.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. Not the laptop, is it?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: I think you can't return it anymore. I looked on
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: the Best Buy website. They don't even sell it anymore.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: Cause the guy that, when I got the laptop originally,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: the guy told me to sign up for Best Buy's membership,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: which I am now a member at Best Buy. And
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: cause he said that I would be able to, he said,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: which when he's, while he was saying this, I was like,
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: this is, that's never going to happen. Cause like everything
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: is going up in price right now. Like especially like
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: electronics and computers. But he told me like, He was like,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: it's priced at this right now. And he's like, likely
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: it'll go down in the next couple months, like $ 1, 000.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: And he was like, when it goes down, you can
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: price match it, and then they'll refund you the money
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: because you're a member at Best Buy or some shit.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: And I was like, all right. It's like $ 30 to
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 4: maybe get like $ 1, 000 back. I was like, yeah, I'll
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: do that. Never went down. Went up. And then they
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: took it off the website.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, because it runs on gas, right?
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, it runs on diesel.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: Start the computer with a drawstring.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: I got a full tank in this computer.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: I mean, you would think, dude. Like, I can't even
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: use this thing in public because the fucking fans are
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: like jet engines. Yeah, it is so loud. It's actually insane.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: Is it in your bag?
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: The laptop?
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: In case he needs to defend himself.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: It's like a bulletproof shield plate. A little armor plate
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: on the back.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: Bring that thing out when the air turns off in here. Yeah.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: Didn't someone try to assassinate James Garfield and he had
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: that laptop in his front pocket and it saved his.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: Life or something like that?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: Not sure.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: Chester Arthur or something like that?
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: I wonder what kind of laptop it was.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: Chamberlain?
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: It was that kind.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: It was Neville Chamberlain.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: Is that the first day you've worn this sweater?
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: Is that a sweater or is that just a shirt?
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: It's like a sweater shirt. Do you like it?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: I like it.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: It looks very nice.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: You guys don't ever comment on my clothing.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: It looks just like a standard shirt.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: I'll give you a comment on your clothing. um i
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: feel like over the last uh three months you've made
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: an attempt to um almost mute and streamline your style
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: oh is that is that true i feel like you
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: were you were dressing loud for a while And then
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: we would make jokes about it. And I feel like
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: that hurt your feelings.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: I liked it.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: And if so, I'm sorry.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh. No, I liked it. I would guess
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: that this is just a seasonal shift.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, maybe.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: In the winter, I wear more like muted earth tones
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: and things like that. Whereas in the summer, I'll rip
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: out the Kim Jong-un pajama party. Yeah. That's what I
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: wore to the US Open. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. I
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: wore that shirt to the US Open. And everyone was like,
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: what a great shirt. And then if you wear it
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: with the pants, people are like, you're fucking nuts. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: You're fucking nuts, dude.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you wore it with just regular pants.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: I just wore it with khakis. Yeah. Khakis and that shirt.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: And everyone was like, where'd you get that shirt? By
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: the way, the other thing, too, a lot of people
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: make fun of me for the clothes I wear on
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: the show. But then a lot of people message me
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: asking me, hey, where are these shoes you have? Or
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: what is this? I want to get this.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: The making fun of it stopped.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: You can't have it both ways. You don't get to
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: know where I got my shit and what it is
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: if you're also going to be talking out the other
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: side of your mouth and cracking jokes about it.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: That's fair. That's fair.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: Got to pick a lane. What are we talking about?
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: Cashmere?
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: Is that a part of cashmere?
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: This is all stuff. I bought the pants and this
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: in Tokyo.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: Can't wait to light up my cashmere when I get home.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: He sent us a picture of his cashmere last night.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you actually have a fucking stupid ass.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: It smells so good. It's actually like I'll go take
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: a shit sometimes or take a piss, even just like leave, like,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: you know, go to my bedroom or something, leave the
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: living room. And then I come back in and I'm like, oh,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: my God.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: Warm cashmere. That's awesome.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: How did you find that? Where exactly did you buy
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: that Yankee Candle? Not the Yankee Candle store, obviously, because.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't get that dumb fragrance from the Yankee Candle store.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: So what'd you go to like CVS or something?
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: Target.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: Target.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: And you just smelled a couple or you were just like,
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: this is.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: The least girly one. Oh no, I don't care about that.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: So you smelled a couple.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: Or you just grabbed the first one that was right
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: close to you.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 4: I smell all of them.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: And that was the best one.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: Well, one of two. You got it. But I also
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 4: go with, I seek out Yankee Candle specifically because they
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: last a long time.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 4: I feel like they last way longer than those cheap ones.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: Have you heard the negative propaganda about the things that
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: you're breathing in when you light a candle in your home,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: specifically Yankee candles?
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: Cashmere? Yeah. You're breathing in cash, burnt cashmere?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: They said that people breathe a sweater a year if
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: you have the burnt cashmere, that you ingest a sweater
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: every year.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: That's fine with me.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: Now, can you look up what the bad things that
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: you breathe in by having candles in your home? because
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: this is going to be eye-opening. They say you should
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: use scent diffusers, that this is the new wave of
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: scent diffusers. Volatile organic compounds, soot, and fine particulate matter.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know if I'm breathing in any soot
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: when I'm lighting a candle in my apartment.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: Soot? Why would the internet lie to you, bro?
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: Yes, it's tantamounts. What kind of candle? That's like if
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 4: you lit a bonfire in your living room. Harry, do you.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: Know to trim your wicks? No, I didn't. See? You
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: should do that. They'll burn more evenly and slowly.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: Interesting.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: But I do it before every time. You know how
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: when you like relight the candle, you look at it
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: and the wick is long and it's got like a
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: nub of black?
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. You trim the black part.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: I cut it all maybe halfway down and then it
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: burns nicely and evenly.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 4: But the Yankee candles burn evenly regardless. No, those are
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: pieces of shit.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: Whoa.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 4: I've never had an issue with that.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: Well, let's put it this way. Reputable candle companies don't
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: name their fucking scents after particles of clothing.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: I mean, Yankee Candle has actual Yankee Candle stores. You
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: could go to the Yankee Candle store.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of dumb people in America.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: There's not a lot of other candle companies that have
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: their own store.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: But that doesn't mean that they're like the best candles.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: You said reputable candles. I would say Yankee Candle might
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 4: be the most reputable candle.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: But you're lighting, every time you're lighting basically... a box
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: of Legos on fire every time that you light a
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: Yankee candle.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: How?
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: That's what's inside of them.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, Yankee candle is very quality. Like, you can tell.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 4: That's actually why I like it. You can tell from
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: just the glass. Like, this is quality glass.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: How many other candles have you tried? From different companies. Tons. No,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: Hundreds.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: I think you decided on Yankee Candle and now you're
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: convincing yourself.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: Brother, I've been using Yankee Candle since I was in
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: high school. Exclusively?
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: No, I've dabbled. No, you have not. No, I have.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: You've only been on Yankee Candle.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: No, I'm telling you I have because that's why I
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: say I like the Yankee Candle more because I did
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 4: other candles and they would be done in one sitting.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: You were lighting all kinds of different candle brands in
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: high school? No.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 4: In high school, I was always a Yankee man. We're
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 4: a Yankee family.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: And then you decided to branch out.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: I branched out when I went to New York. I mean,
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: I've only been using candles in New York for, I
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: would say, two to three years tops. So there was
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 4: a period of your life where you went dark? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 4: for a while.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: Because in high school, you were every night, family, lots
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: of Yankee candles.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 4: Lots of Yankees.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: And then?
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: And then college, none. Really none for probably four or
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: five years in New York. And then last year or two,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 4: got back on. But I bought a bunch of candles
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: and they all sucked. Like I bought a bunch of
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 4: like shitty candles that like they smelled like not even
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: that good and they burn really fast.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: And then I went back to Yankee and I said.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: Home. Home. Yeah.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: Yankee is like just the kind of starter kit basic
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: bitch candle though. Yeah.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: I'd much rather have a Yankee candle than have whatever
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 4: you guys got where it's just like one of those white,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 4: no scent.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: I used to think, dude.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: Like you probably got like candle sticks in your house.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: I got the church candles.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got the shit that they stole at the
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: beginning of Les Mis.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I prefer a good, just a hefty beast of
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: a candle. One that you're going to go, I'm going
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: to like this smell and I'm going to enjoy it
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: for the next probably year. That's how long it'll take
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 4: me to get through this candle.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: Okay. Hey, listen, I'm not going to yuck your yum.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: When you're reaching down like the tube of a mostly
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: lit Yankee candle, you're elbow deep like Vince Carter dunking.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 4: That does suck, yeah.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: You just need one of the long lighters, though.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: Those are so helpful.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: I aim the, I have like a little Bic lighter
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 4: and I aim it like a gun.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a terrible.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: I put it all the way in.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: You strike me as someone who.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: A routine lighter? Yeah. Oh.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: What is this regular, like a Bic?
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: Are you talking about like one that.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 4: Like a cigarette lighter.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, but that... How does that get to the candle
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: more when it's deep better than like... It doesn't.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 4: That's why I'm saying I have to aim it like
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: a gun.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: And you have to like hold it upside down.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: And then it gets hot enough that the wax starts
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: dripping down the side.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: So that actually happened to me. I might have told
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 4: this story before, but one time I was in high
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: school and I was playing video games and I like
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 4: lit a candle and then I blew it out. And
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: it was like, it had been lit for a while.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 4: Like it was probably like half melted wax. And then
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 4: like an hour later, I was like, I'm going to
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: relight it. And I grabbed it and I tipped it
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 4: and it just poured all over my bed.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: Oh my God. You know, I'll tell you, I played
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: a lot of video games in high school with my friends.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: I cannot remember a single time that we went to
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: one of my friend's houses, queued up a game of Madden.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: And they were like, before we pick teams, I need
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: to light this candle.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you weren't, this wasn't, you're not, we weren't together.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 4: I was by myself.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: So it was only when you were alone.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: I'm not having my boys over and being like, let's
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 4: light some candles.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: You're just doing it when you're alone.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah. That's the best time for a candle.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: I don't disagree. I just still find it odd that
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: you were a candle guy in high school.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 4: I think we had a candle.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: And it was lived in your gaming room?
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: My bedroom. I had a candle in my bedroom.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: You were the only person in the family that had
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: a candle?
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 4: No, everyone had candles. I don't think it's weird to
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 4: have a candle.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: Is it because you're like a stinky like high school
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: boy and your shit like stank a little bit?
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 4: I don't think my parents came up and were like,
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 4: we have to give you something. It's a candle. I mean,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 4: I think I just bought it. You bought the candle
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 4: for yourself? Guys, I don't remember. I mean, we're talking
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 4: this is years ago. I don't remember how I got
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: the candle. I remember it was a blue candle.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: I just didn't get into candles until like way later
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: in my life.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: That's why you got a shit tasting candles.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. No it's why we have good tasting candles And
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: you keep returning to this bullshit Yankee candle stuff.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: It's because you had like fucking frosted flakes When you
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: were 8 years old Now it's the only food that
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: you'll eat at restaurants.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: You guys have those candles that have like the crackle
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 4: wick The wooden.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: Wick See I don't even know what that is At
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: this point I trust that you know more about candles
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: than I do You've been on candles.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: You don't know what the crackle wick is? The one
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 4: that pops? Like a fire? No I don't know that Oh,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: you really know nothing about candles?
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 4: I was talking to a guy that just knew nothing
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 4: about candles.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: What they do is they put corn in the wick.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 3: You know too much about candles. I'd rather be me.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's a.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: Roan knew what I was talking about immediately. He's just
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 4: trying to play it cool.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: Roan's just trying to impress you. No, he's trying to
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: impress you. No, he's trying to impress you.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 4: He's trying to impress you acting like he doesn't know
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 4: what the wooden wick is when I guarantee every one
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: of his candles at home has that wick.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: A wooden wick? Yes.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 4: I'm usually a three wick.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: And one wide candle.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: That's the worst type of candle. That's the worst candle.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: There's a reason that they're built like that. It's so
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: you don't have to fucking go in like you're fixing
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: PVC piping to be able to light it.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 4: I know your shit's got no scent. None.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: I think it has more. It's got three different things burning.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 3: It gives off much more sillage.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: There's more sillage.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: You fool.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: I'll put you boys on. I'll get you guys some
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: Yankee candles. Bro, you can smell my shit from down
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: the hall.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: Is it just me or do we talk about candles
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: a lot?
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 4: No, we have recently.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: Two episodes in a row.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 4: But it's the time of year.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: I don't mind that we do. It's just an odd thing.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 4: It's the time of year.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: It comes up.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 4: It's the perfect time of year. I mean, I haven't
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 4: lit a candle all summer. And now I'm finally starting
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: to get them going again.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: There you go. Seasonal. Yeah.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: Well, I light them all year round. What?
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 4: You fool. I mean, I'm sure you do. Yeah.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: We don't have to relitigate this.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 4: You're dumb. I love those little tin cup ones. No,
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 4: those are when you make candles at home.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: My wife used to make candles, and she would put
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: them in the tin, the little tin, the small tin containers.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: Would you like to say anything nasty about those?
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't have any smell.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: What? Yeah.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: She makes her own scents.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: I've never had yours. Talking about the generic ones.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: These ain't generic, brother. I can have her make you
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: some candles if you want. It's expensive, and it takes
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: up a lot of fucking room, and they're heavy, too.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 4: They're heavy?
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the scents are heavy as fuck.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: Bam.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 4: I'm about to get a candle room. You should make
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 4: your own.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 4: I think I will. I'll bring them in next week
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 4: when I'm done.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: Some Confederate candles or some fucking Red Sox candles.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: Definitely.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 4: All right. I think that's going to do it. That
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 4: should do it. That'll do it for today.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: That'll do it for this week.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: That is a wild episode.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 4: Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. Enjoy. Yeah. Have a good time.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 4: Have a good weekend. Stay safe. Check your kid's candy.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 4: Enjoy your pie. No open wrappers. No open wrappers.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: Bring a small. No pie. Extra plate for pie.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 4: Bring a plate. Yeah.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: Someone has a plate for some pie for you.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 4: And don't be afraid to get a little all mode.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 4: All right. We'll see you guys next week. Goodbye.