SITREP Ep. 156: Aliens.gov Troll, Hand-Wrong Traffic Stop & Cop War Stories from the Field
CannCon and Alpha Warrior open with the White House dropping aliens.gov, a page that reads like a Project Bluebeam reveal for the first three paragraphs before the punchline lands. Trump trolled the country into reading about illegal immigration like it was a Roswell disclosure. The guys then run the hypothetical every Badlander has been waiting for: if a little gray man rings your doorbell, what is the legal definition of homicide actually say? Spoiler, an alien is not a person.
From there the show takes a hard turn into Alpha's cop archive. The viral Palm Beach County deputy who said "right…
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