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First morning on the road · An ASMR Practice

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: Good morning! Good morning, East Arkansas. I'm currently at a
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: rest area. My car, I guess I bottomed it out
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: in like a major way yesterday. I didn't even feel
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: like I did anything that wrong, but yeah, it was
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: looking pretty bad. But....
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  Speaker 2: So I was looking at the tools I brought, which
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: is not very many, but I had some scissors. And
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: so at first I was like, I'm just going to
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: cut this shit off. Cause like, listen, I got a
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: guy for this. I meant to go see him, but
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: I was like, I have to change my tires. And
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  Speaker 2: like the issues I'm currently having are just like cosmetic.
• 0:50
  Speaker 2: So I was like, fuck. So I'm going to have
• 0:59
  Speaker 2: to go see him when I get home, but.
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: But, I was like, I got duct tape. Let me
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  Speaker 1: see if I can figure this out.
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  Speaker 2: Because it was just, like, banging on the undercarriage of
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  Speaker 2: my car.
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  Speaker 1: But, like, it's just, like, plastic. It's literally just plastic.
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  Speaker 2: Like, it can't be that expensive or hard to fix.
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  Speaker 2: I just, like, don't really want to deal with it
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  Speaker 2: right now.
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  Speaker 1: So, I just, like, taped it back up there. And
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  Speaker 1: you can't even tell.
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  Speaker 2: And, you know, I was, like, I have all these
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  Speaker 2: images of guys, like, how they do the oil change
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  Speaker 2: and how they, like, look under the car and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And, you know, usually they, like, drive it up.
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  Speaker 2: They'll, like, drive one wheel up, like, a little ramp and, like,
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  Speaker 2: park it on the top on the plateau.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm, like, looking at the curb. I'm, like, I
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  Speaker 1: feel like I could just, like, pop this up on
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  Speaker 1: the curb and, like, tape this up real quick.
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  Speaker 2: And it really worked. I was, like, okay, let's freaking go.
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: I was listening to Shiagu. This song called Partizanas.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: So I paused it and then I play it.
• 2:18
  Speaker 1: It's like Partizanas. I was like, yeah. And then George
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  Speaker 1: Michael came on. Father Figure. This is his best work.
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: Father Figure.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, at the music festival I went to,
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: the guys kept referring to- there was an armadillo, loose.
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  Speaker 2: There was a loose armadillo on the camps. And they
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  Speaker 2: kept calling it George, and I was like, why are
• 2:45
  Speaker 2: they calling it George? And then I was listening to-
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  Speaker 2: and then I saw a freaking armadillo last night.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, it's George. It's like George's year.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. I'm eating my dog food and meal prepping.
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: Or, no, I'm making some coffee. Some like very chill.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of not super caffeinated coffee. I've had it for
• 3:13
  Speaker 2: just simply so long it's like starting to clump.
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  Speaker 1: And if I was a smarter person, I would have
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  Speaker 1: brought some freaking milk, but I didn't. But I do
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  Speaker 1: have honey.
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  Speaker 2: I do have honey and I do have a lot
• 3:35
  Speaker 2: of dog food kind of meal prep.
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  Speaker 1: It's just lentils. It's just straight lentils. And it's kind
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  Speaker 1: of good though. Fabulous. It's going to have to work.
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  Speaker 1: My friend is.
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  Speaker 2: Doing DUI courses right now. So he can get the
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  Speaker 2: breathalyzer off his car.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, okay. I see why.
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  Speaker 2: Because I keep encountering messages about drunk driving. And it
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  Speaker 2: was making me a little paranoid. Probably for the best,
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  Speaker 2: in a good way. I try to be pretty careful,
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  Speaker 2: and I know my limits at this point, but Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it was a good reminder. Like, okay, yeah, people do
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  Speaker 2: get punished. People do get punished. And we should be careful.
• 4:46
  Speaker 2: We should all be pretty careful. Dude, somewhat recently, I
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  Speaker 2: was in the car. I don't even know if she
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  Speaker 2: had been drinking. I know that when she does drink,
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  Speaker 2: it's like one drink, and she's like, I can't drive.
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  Speaker 2: And for some reason, she was driving. I don't remember
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  Speaker 2: if she drank or.
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  Speaker 1: Not, but Dude, I saw my life flash before me.
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  Speaker 1: For real.
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  Speaker 2: Like, it was probably the scariest moment I've ever had
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  Speaker 2: in a car. And I've had some scary moments in
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  Speaker 2: a car, okay?
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  Speaker 1: But it was like.
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  Speaker 1: Dang. Yeah, it was pretty scary.
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  Speaker 2: Um.
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  Speaker 1: Because it was and it reminded me of when.
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  Speaker 2: I had like a really shitty car in college because
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  Speaker 2: i had i guess that was probably the second scariest
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  Speaker 2: but this was scarier because.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't driving.
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  Speaker 2: And i don't know maybe it wasn't scarier maybe it
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  Speaker 2: was about the same it was the same instance where
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  Speaker 2: it's like we're turning So in college, it was like
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  Speaker 2: I was turning off of my apartment road onto like
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  Speaker 2: a main road. And my car just like, I don't,
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  Speaker 2: what do you call this?
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  Speaker 1: Stalled?
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  Speaker 2: It just like stopped. Like in, and it's like, this
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  Speaker 2: is a dangerous curb, like curb. And I might have
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  Speaker 2: been performing an illegal left turn.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: But I just know like the traffic's always like fucking
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  Speaker 2: rushing through this.
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  Speaker 1: And it's like a hill. So you can't see them coming.
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  Speaker 1: And so you just got to send it. You just
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  Speaker 1: got to send it.
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  Speaker 2: And it's like, I went to send it and my
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  Speaker 2: car stalled like in it. And then, and then it's
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  Speaker 2: like a car's coming over the hill, like really fast.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, ah, but then, and so I had
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  Speaker 2: to like turn my car off, turn it back on,
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  Speaker 2: put it into drive again.
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  Speaker 1: And like, go and.
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  Speaker 2: Luckily it was fine but holy crow and then like
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  Speaker 2: the recent time it was like someone else was driving
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  Speaker 2: i was in the back and they were turning left
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  Speaker 2: onto my house road and like off the highway.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so excited for this coffee.
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  Speaker 2: It's like mushroom coffee Nootropic, not anything crazy, guys. It's
• 7:33
  Speaker 2: literally just, like, what? Shiitake and cordyceps. Lion's mane. Trying
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  Speaker 2: to be good. I'm trying to be... Trying to be good.
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  Speaker 2: I taped my car. Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 3: I will be your preacher. I will be your father figure.
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  Speaker 3: Put your tiny hand in mine. Yeah, hell no.
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  Speaker 1: We are not doing any $ 5 bullshit. Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 2: And I found a plan. I know where I'm going
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  Speaker 2: after this. And I'm so freaking excited. I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. My friend was like, do you want
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  Speaker 1: to stay two days? I was like, maybe. I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm just like so freaking excited to go to
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  Speaker 2: this next place. It's like a barbarian. Well, there's another
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  Speaker 2: place that's like kind.
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  Speaker 1: Of on the way.
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  Speaker 2: It might be a little more realistic to get there.
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  Speaker 2: And then I could just like, I don't know, bike around.
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  Speaker 2: This one appeals to me because obviously it appeals to me.
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  Speaker 1: It's called Rome. It's just literally called Rome. Rome, Georgia. Yeah, see,
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  Speaker 1: it's like seven hours. Oh, boy. And, you know, maybe
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  Speaker 1: I'd find something along the way. I'm not really sure. But, so, Rome.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like a small little town in Georgia. But
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  Speaker 2: they have, let's see, they have Mount Berry.
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  Speaker 1: Berry College. Oh, my God. Okay, we're going to Berry
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  Speaker 1: College tonight, I think. One time... When I was road
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  Speaker 1: tripping by.
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  Speaker 2: Myself, I just, I was in a lot of pain
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  Speaker 2: and like physically, and I stopped, I have no idea
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  Speaker 2: what college it was.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I took any pictures. Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so going here. This is beautiful. Oh my gosh. Okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Oh. let's freaking go and I stopped at this private
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: college because you know I went to a private college
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  Speaker 2: so I kind of and I had a friend that
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  Speaker 2: went to like.
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  Speaker 1: A university like a proper university and.
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  Speaker 2: That shit was like locked up they had everything locked
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  Speaker 2: up it was like so complicated I was like I
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  Speaker 2: was like can I go outside he was like yeah
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  Speaker 2: but it's hot out there and like They're not going
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  Speaker 2: to let you in without me. They're not going to
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  Speaker 2: let you back into the dorm. Like they had a
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  Speaker 2: checker at the dorm.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, what? What the actual heck?
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  Speaker 2: And so I was sort of like, I just didn't
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  Speaker 2: know what to do. Cause I didn't really have like
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  Speaker 2: a lot of freedom. And I think somebody had like
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: dropped me off. Like from my college, they had dropped
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  Speaker 2: me off to this college and, And I was waiting
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  Speaker 2: for this person to be done with finals.
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  Speaker 1: The only things I did was... I.
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: Went to an improv and I went to get my
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  Speaker 2: hair done. Oh my god, it was the most expensive
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  Speaker 2: hair job ever.
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  Speaker 1: It was fun. The guy was a model. He was super....
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  Speaker 2: He was super charismatic and super handsome and he was
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  Speaker 2: like feeding me champagne and he.
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  Speaker 1: Was like, yes, girl, you look good. It was the
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  Speaker 1: best my hair ever looked for sure. But like.
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  Speaker 2: It was like $ 400 or something. I don't think I
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  Speaker 2: had that much money. I think I was just like, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm literally just waiting. I'm literally just
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  Speaker 2: waiting for a guy.
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  Speaker 1: Because I don't have a car. Yeah. and I can't
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  Speaker 1: get into his dorm without him. So I learned my
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: lesson from that.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, private colleges, this is the way to go.
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  Speaker 2: So I stop at this private college, no idea where,
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: no idea what it's called. And I just walk into
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  Speaker 2: some building. I think I found the student center, and
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  Speaker 2: I was like, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: This is good. And they had a yoga room. They
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  Speaker 1: literally had a yoga room.
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  Speaker 4: It was like a.
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  Speaker 1: Tiny little room with some yoga mats and like nothing
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  Speaker 1: serious at all.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, okay. So I did some yoga
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  Speaker 2: and then I was like, you know, I'm just going
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  Speaker 2: to sleep on the yoga mat. And if anybody comes in,
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to say it's Shavasana, dude. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I literally go here. Nobody bothered me though. I literally
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  Speaker 2: just slept.
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  Speaker 1: It was nice.
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  Speaker 2: Cause I want to say it was really cold wherever
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: I was. And like, I could have slept in the car,
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: but it was really cold. So, oh my gosh, I'm
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  Speaker 2: so excited for this. And it feels really, it makes
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  Speaker 2: a lot of sense. Because first of all, like, the
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  Speaker 2: song When in Rome by Mac Miller, I'm sort of obsessed.
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  Speaker 2: And second of all, one of the last times I
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: was like grocery shopping in Walmart, I was dying.
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: I was like, I was like almost peeing myself dying
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  Speaker 1: because it was like the Captain Crunch. But they had, like,
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  Speaker 1: a new version. It said, oops, all berries. Oops, all berries.
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  Speaker 1: And so that's kind of related to this situation that
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  Speaker 1: we got going. Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 2: Kill Patrick? Dude, this was one of the dorms at
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  Speaker 2: my college. See, and, like, a hater would say that....
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  Speaker 1: Because I kept.
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  Speaker 2: I kept seeing this guy's name over and over. And
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  Speaker 2: then I went out with my brother to a restaurant
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  Speaker 2: and he was there. And I only know one person. Actually,
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  Speaker 2: that's not true.
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  Speaker 1: It just hit me. I know another one. I don't
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  Speaker 1: really know him. I know his mom.
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  Speaker 2: But I saw him and it's like for days I
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  Speaker 2: had been seeing his name everywhere. And I was like,
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  Speaker 2: and it's like a name that I don't really see
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  Speaker 2: all that often, or maybe I just don't notice it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: And my brother was like, that's an extremely common name.
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  Speaker 2: But I was thinking like it, but it's not in
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  Speaker 2: my world, but it's not in my world. And it's like,
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  Speaker 2: all of a sudden I'm seeing it. I've like never
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  Speaker 2: really taken note of it before.
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  Speaker 1: And then here's the guy, the like one guy I
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  Speaker 1: know with this name, like right here. Listen, I forgive him.
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  Speaker 1: I forgive him.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want nothing to do with it, but I
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  Speaker 2: forgive him. It's not my job. And so, what does
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: that have to do with anything? So I'm just looking
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  Speaker 2: at all the street names. And it's making a lot
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: of sense, guys.
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  Speaker 1: It's making a lot of sense. Oh, my gosh. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm super, super excited to go to this college. I
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  Speaker 1: love college folk.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to talk to as many people as I can.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder, like, what can I learn about this place? Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 2: top review is a poem. Let's freaking go.
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  Speaker 1: Oh! It's a poem about trees. Okay. The earth, God, praying. Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's all I need to know.
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  Speaker 2: Moon?
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  Speaker 1: Moon gallery? What is that? I'm obsessed. I'm literally obsessed.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder... Yeah, I'm just trying to spend as little
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: money as possible. Just as an experiment. You know?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh okay this town is fabulous and then
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  Speaker 4: the town after this it's like pretty close i'm so
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  Speaker 4: excited and i'm not going to atlanta because i've already
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: been to atlanta okay.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: And i'm not doing it again Atlanta was fine. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't mind it. This is so cringe. I literally went
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  Speaker 1: to Atlanta to see David Dobrik and his crew. And me.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: And my sister got like a hotel with like a
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: rooftop pool. And I just remember like on the way home,
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  Speaker 2: I was really crashing out.
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  Speaker 1: It's funny.
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  Speaker 2: I went to go see David Dobrik live. I paid
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  Speaker 2: a lot of money for this. And then as soon
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  Speaker 2: as I saw them in person and I like I
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  Speaker 2: saw the show, it was fine.
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  Speaker 1: It was cool.
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  Speaker 2: But I just like I sort of realized I was like, oh,
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: these are just like these are just like normal people.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't really define them as like idols of mine.
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  Speaker 2: Which is why I felt comfortable going to see them.
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  Speaker 2: Because they say don't meet your idols. I didn't really
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  Speaker 2: meet them but I was extremely close to them. They
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  Speaker 2: were all walking down the aisle and we were kind
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: of close to the aisle.
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  Speaker 1: So I was in extreme close proximity to them. A
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  Speaker 1: bunch of them anyways. Maybe not all of them. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I sort of went to the show and then I
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  Speaker 1: was like, I think I stopped watching them after that.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, it kind of lost like the appeal. Plus,
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: you know, they're kind of, some would say maybe like shady.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Maybe they're a little shady.
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  Speaker 1: It's just like a, it's like a boy club. And
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: you know, Who knows?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, there's all sorts of allegations about all sorts
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: of people, but realistically, like, if I think about YouTubers
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  Speaker 2: specifically that I've, like, related to, it's like, these are
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  Speaker 2: not the guys.
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  Speaker 1: And, like, the girls that, you know, I would claim.
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  Speaker 2: As, like, these are, like, my YouTubers that, like, kind
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  Speaker 2: of low-key raised me these girls all have kind of
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: issues with these guys so it's.
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  Speaker 1: I i feel bad like it's the same thing as
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: like going to a zoo like sometimes i've been to
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: zoos and i'm like i hate that i'm supporting this
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: i really hate that i'm supporting this like i don't
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  Speaker 1: know that this is right.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: But sometimes it's just like a family function and you
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: just gotta do what you gotta do and i hate
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: to compare david dobrik and his crew to like a
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: zoo but.
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  Speaker 1: Looking back i am like.
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  Speaker 2: Dang i wish i would have like supported my girlies
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  Speaker 2: But I will say, like, the girlies, they were charging
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  Speaker 2: a lot more.
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  Speaker 1: Is my understanding. Maybe not. Maybe I was just.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Maybe I was just jaded, honestly, from the whole Atlanta situation.
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  Speaker 1: It was fine. But.
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  Speaker 1: I did see a dead person in the street, if
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  Speaker 1: I'm honest. It was like, oh, yikes. This happens. This happens, like,
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  Speaker 1: all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Every time I go to a city, I see a
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  Speaker 2: dead person in the street.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god. Not every time, but, like,
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  Speaker 1: dang near every time.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if this is just like a common
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: experience like if people in the city are just like
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: seeing dead people all the time or if it's like
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  Speaker 2: specifically targeted at me or what.
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  Speaker 1: But it keeps happening. So I'm not going to any cities.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to a small college town and then I'm
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: going to a Bavarian village. It looks so freaking cute.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: I'm like obsessed. And right now I'm just eating dog food.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: I'll give a little bit to the earth for the critters.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know how I'm going to eat all this.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: It's just like simply too many lentils. Yeah.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Sort of just waiting for my friend.
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  Speaker 2: We had a pretty good night. I like almost was
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: feeling some kind of wave Because he was like....
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: He was like, you know, you only gave me, like,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: a day warning. He's like, you didn't really, like, plan
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  Speaker 1: this at all. I was like, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's kind of how I'm living my life right now.
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  Speaker 2: Just taking it day by day. And I almost took
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: it in, like, a negative way.
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  Speaker 1: Like, he was, like, saying... that it was wrong but
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: then I was like really looking at him I was
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: like oh no I'm not sensing that anything's wrong here
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: I think he just kind of said it.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: I'm supposed to like tour I'm supposed to tour his.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: His home.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Because I got in kind of late, so it didn't
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: really make sense. But anyways, I'm going to drink my
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: coffee now.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Yay. Oh yeah, I don't even need milk. Alright, I
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: think that's all for me. Bye.