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No Eggs For You · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:07
  Testecleese: And now is the time when things are shifting.
• 0:10
  Testecleese: There could be a new leading.
• 0:16
  Testecleese: I struggled.
• 0:18
  Testecleese: Who are fake news.
• 0:20
  Testecleese: I am not suicidal.
• 0:24
  Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly I can circle back. I'll circle back.
• 0:29
  Testecleese: Do not come, do not come.
• 0:34
  Testecleese: I'm gonna come.
• 0:36
  Testecleese: Hello! And welcome to episode 271 of the Jeffrey and Brian show.
• 0:41
  Testecleese: I'm Jeffrey.
• 0:42
  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
• 0:44
  Testecleese: I noticed you guys drinking some beer start what's going on? I went and cut my sound all the way out. That was a little crazy.
• 0:50
  Testecleese: My mistake.
• 0:52
  Testecleese: anyway, just drinking some beers talking. What's going on fortunately I missed last week, or we missed last week because of me. I had a bunch of crap go down. Had a some local landslides, literal landslides
• 1:06
  Testecleese: so.
• 1:07
  Brian McFadden: Anyway.
• 1:08
  Brian McFadden: Life, life, happens.
• 1:10
  Testecleese: A lot of shit went down
• 1:12
  Testecleese: 1st of all, the follow ups dude. Remember, we were talking about Bob Menendez, the Senator.
• 1:18
  Brian McFadden: Yes, I have. New Jersey.
• 1:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, he was the one who had, like gold bars in his suit pockets, hanging up in his closet right.
• 1:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, this is the second.
• 1:26
  Brian McFadden: It was a second case. They finally got him on it. So.
• 1:31
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, yeah, he just got sentenced to like 11 years. Right?
• 1:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:37
  Testecleese: I mean, apparently he
• 1:39
  Testecleese: He's on Trump's side saying that you know he's just being persecuted, too, and I'm like, no, no.
• 1:47
  Testecleese: you had gold bars that were had that were serialized from a bank heist that had happened, you know.
• 1:52
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:55
  Testecleese: Even if you're gonna say it wasn't a bribe like, well, how'd you get your hands on this goal that's been missing for 5 years? You know.
• 2:00
  Brian McFadden: Well, he put it all in his wife's name, you know, tried to make her take the blame for it.
• 2:05
  Testecleese: He did. Who was that? Oh, was it? Was it the super Mayor that did the
• 2:12
  Testecleese: Said she. Oh, no, no, I think it was Fannie Willis, and said she paid back in cash.
• 2:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, Fanny, Willis.
• 2:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, I keep 50 grand laying around the house like what the fuck?
• 2:24
  Testecleese: You're keeping it on the mattress, because, you know, that's what black people do, and I'm like, I know, a lot of black folk and.
• 2:28
  Brian McFadden: Don't do that.
• 2:29
  Testecleese: 50 grand under their Madras.
• 2:30
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:32
  Testecleese: They would all say, What are you fucking? Stupid? You're waiting for that shit to burn up.
• 2:38
  Testecleese: anyway. The super mayor got into a brawl.
• 2:45
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:45
  Testecleese: Did? Did you? Did you see the video.
• 2:47
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:49
  Testecleese: Oh, dude! It is fucking great!
• 2:51
  Testecleese: She loses a shoe, and someone ripped her. Weave out.
• 2:55
  Brian McFadden: Oh no!
• 2:57
  Testecleese: Yeah. She jumped into a fight because of her boyfriend, or whatever
• 3:01
  Testecleese: it was her last. Yeah, her boyfriend started a flight because someone called her like a stupid bitch.
• 3:08
  Testecleese: Oh, that this video of it is terrific. Tiffany henyard!
• 3:15
  Testecleese: I just for fun, Brian, you might want to watch that after the show.
• 3:18
  Brian McFadden: Alright!
• 3:21
  Testecleese: Okay. So all of a sudden, this fire is not an issue, is it out.
• 3:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the fire is completely out.
• 3:28
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 3:29
  Brian McFadden: People from the Red Cross shelter that were in the convention center.
• 3:35
  Brian McFadden: but the convention center, what needs to be being used for
• 3:39
  Brian McFadden: convention center stuff. So they're trying to find a. They booted them all out of there so they could start filming different things in there again.
• 3:47
  Testecleese: Okay, California doesn't have places to take people in in emergencies.
• 3:55
  Brian McFadden: I guess not. I mean you would think they they could do the, the.
• 4:00
  Brian McFadden: the illegal immigrant route, or whatever we're calling them these days, and.
• 4:04
  Testecleese: Maybe that's the problem is, all these places are full with these migrants, and there's nowhere to put the people's houses burned down.
• 4:11
  Testecleese: Hmm, yeah. Then you get kicked out so they can make a movie.
• 4:15
  Brian McFadden: Right, or a TV show or a game show, you know.
• 4:19
  Testecleese: Or the news crew to come in and film your burned down property.
• 4:23
  Testecleese: Thanks douche
• 4:27
  Testecleese: But anyway, apparently the cleanup of the fire that's going out on out. There is a real issue.
• 4:35
  Testecleese: because of all the electrical vehicles.
• 4:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we talked about how bad these batteries are.
• 4:42
  Brian McFadden: Back in the day when I owned a hybrid, you know.
• 4:48
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 4:49
  Brian McFadden: So.
• 4:50
  Testecleese: I mean, there's nothing wrong with a hybrid. But yeah, just you have to understand that battery is just as dangerous as gasoline.
• 4:57
  Testecleese: especially when you've had a fire to come through, and then guys coming through with hoses, spraying water everywhere, you know.
• 5:05
  Testecleese: and it may not be common or super common, but it's common enough that one of these guys is gonna burst into flames and take out everything near, you know.
• 5:15
  Testecleese: Anyway, we got nailed in this last Arctic blast. That's what they're calling it these days.
• 5:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's the new name that came up with for.
• 5:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, we used to call them cold snaps right?
• 5:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 5:31
  Testecleese: I mean, like Sam Adams actually has a beer called cold snap.
• 5:34
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 5:35
  Testecleese: Oh, it's so good, too, isn't it?
• 5:37
  Brian McFadden: Yup!
• 5:39
  Testecleese: Well, anyway, apparently this past this winter in January alone, the month of January has had wet this part of West Virginia or West West Virginia in general, has not seen this much snow since 2,006,
• 5:53
  Testecleese: so
• 5:54
  Testecleese: that's always kind of cool, like my 1st winter. Here is one they get nailed in January. Did we.
• 6:00
  Brian McFadden: This was the first.st It was over a thousand days in this area since our last snow, so.
• 6:05
  Testecleese: Oof, yeah. So it was probably when I was probably living there last.
• 6:09
  Testecleese: There's no Virginia in Hampton. Huh!
• 6:13
  Brian McFadden: Very likely.
• 6:14
  Testecleese: What's hilarious is, I've moved twice since then.
• 6:20
  Testecleese: But
• 6:21
  Testecleese: yeah, I mentioned the rock slides the wife got stuck behind a rock slide, and if you click on that article.
• 6:27
  Testecleese: The picture, the picture in the
• 6:30
  Testecleese: you know, the photographs, or whatever the one with the tree that's down in the road
• 6:35
  Testecleese: the wife took that picture and put it up on the Webster Springs, Facebook page.
• 6:40
  Testecleese: and it got used in a local newspaper.
• 6:45
  Brian McFadden: With the U.
• 6:45
  Brian McFadden: Geostruct.
• 6:47
  Testecleese: Yeah. Yeah, I think the next one over is you can see the truck where there's like a tree down in the road, but just
• 6:53
  Testecleese: slid down the side of a mountain
• 6:55
  Testecleese: with the rocks and the rest of the earth.
• 7:00
  Testecleese: But yeah, that that fell right in front of her.
• 7:03
  Testecleese: And she's like, Yeah, I'm gonna be home late.
• 7:06
  Testecleese: Okay, yeah, no, that's gonna take a while. Crazy thing is, they got it cleared out in like an hour
• 7:11
  Testecleese: like it's such a common thing, you know.
• 7:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 7:16
  Testecleese: Alright!
• 7:16
  Brian McFadden: Crazy.
• 7:19
  Testecleese: I'm only bringing this up because this some
• 7:23
  Testecleese: West Virginia native from Charleston, Sierra Ferrell won 4 Grammys.
• 7:30
  Testecleese: In country.
• 7:31
  Testecleese: I'm not a particular big country fan, but, you know.
• 7:35
  Testecleese: show some pride in the State, you know.
• 7:37
  Brian McFadden: Well, didn't who best country album was won by.
• 7:42
  Testecleese: Beyond that.
• 7:43
  Brian McFadden: Beyonce.
• 7:45
  Testecleese: That is some bullshit like any of the music.
• 7:50
  Testecleese: Wait a window.
• 7:51
  Brian McFadden: It's horrible. It ain't even close to being country.
• 7:54
  Testecleese: Oh, it's terrible! And it hurt. It was supposed to be a cover of jolene by Dolly Parton, but it's like the opposite of the song Jolene Jolene's about her being worried about this other woman, Jolene taking her man away.
• 8:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that her music's terrible, her, her country music was terrible.
• 8:13
  Brian McFadden: that it's rigged just like everything else in Hollywood.
• 8:17
  Testecleese: Just like the Nfl.
• 8:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we'll get to that.
• 8:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, I mean.
• 8:25
  Testecleese: I would have. I don't particularly give a shit about any of these award things, and nobody else does.
• 8:29
  Brian McFadden: Numbers are way down on this. That's down like 10%. Year after year after year. They.
• 8:34
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 8:35
  Brian McFadden: Just ain't tuning into it anymore is this, it's a way.
• 8:39
  Testecleese: I'll say.
• 8:39
  Brian McFadden: Time and money and effort, you know.
• 8:42
  Testecleese: A lot of money. I'm gonna say, this has a lot to do with the fact that people aren't buying Cds or records or anything anymore.
• 8:49
  Testecleese: It. When you have an actual collection of something, it means something else
• 8:53
  Testecleese: than finding it on spotify. You know what I mean.
• 8:57
  Testecleese: Oh, that's just my my theory.
• 9:01
  Testecleese: But the the Democrats in West Virginia came out and protested trump.
• 9:07
  Testecleese: and about a hundred people showed up in the at the capital of West Virginia.
• 9:11
  Brian McFadden: That many wow.
• 9:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, about a hundred people. Which is funny, because, like, 10 years ago, Western Virginia voted Democrat.
• 9:22
  Brian McFadden: That's embarrassing.
• 9:24
  Testecleese: Well that this is the yeah. It it is, but that's the thing is, the Dems have gone so far left dude. It's.
• 9:31
  Brian McFadden: If they don't do something very soon.
• 9:35
  Testecleese: Wow!
• 9:36
  Testecleese: We. This system may fracture
• 9:42
  Testecleese: in such a way that a 3rd party rises up and takes place like the Whigs, were overthrown, overrun by the Republicans. You know what I mean.
• 9:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 9:53
  Testecleese: Because, like no one is on board with what they're doing or saying right now.
• 9:57
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 9:58
  Testecleese: And they're pushing it harder and harder.
• 10:01
  Testecleese: But what's going on in the eastern side over there in Virginia.
• 10:09
  Brian McFadden: The we got. Vape shops are under attack for thefts.
• 10:18
  Brian McFadden: People are spray painting the security cameras and breaking into them and stealing shit out of them.
• 10:24
  Testecleese: What the hell are they stealing like supplies, or the cash.
• 10:29
  Brian McFadden: The I think, supplies.
• 10:31
  Testecleese: I mean, I guess I guess there's money in it. If you can turn around, sell this stuff for half price.
• 10:36
  Testecleese: it's still 100%. But it's a infinite amount of gain right?
• 10:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. And then we had this Hampton man who was charged after he rammed the State troopers on the highway.
• 10:47
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 10:47
  Brian McFadden: I don't know how you're ever gonna get, how you ever think. That's a good idea. Ramming the police.
• 10:52
  Testecleese: Well, did you see the whole thing? Not only did he RAM the cops multiple troopers on 264.
• 11:00
  Testecleese: This is after they had deployed spike strips and flattened his tires.
• 11:04
  Brian McFadden: Dang!
• 11:05
  Testecleese: Eventually had to like, box him in and bring him to a stop physically
• 11:09
  Testecleese: with a dude. You go to jail forever.
• 11:11
  Brian McFadden: Yes, they're gonna lock it up and throw away the key.
• 11:16
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, they're gonna they're gonna find a thousand things to charge you with at that point.
• 11:20
  Testecleese: I mean, you're you're attacking the cops with a deadly weapon. You're fleeing the scene of an accident. You know what I mean. This is, there's a thousand things you can add on top of whatever he's getting pulled over for. In the 1st place.
• 11:33
  Testecleese: what up, Guabo.
• 11:35
  El Guapo: What's up, guys? They're like, yeah, you forgot to put on your shield. But that's 5 years, too.
• 11:40
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 11:42
  El Guapo: It's like, what.
• 11:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, dude. You're going away, and you just pulled over and apologized, hey, slow down a little bit, you know.
• 11:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 11:53
  El Guapo: So I heard kind of about this, but why he was running like he would commit a major crime, or just dumbass.
• 11:58
  Brian McFadden: Don't even know that.
• 12:00
  Testecleese: Think he was just a dummy. I'm not sure if he was trying to get a like. He knew he had warrants or something.
• 12:06
  Testecleese: I didn't see anything in particular about that. It just migrated.
• 12:09
  El Guapo: Mass would be like 6 months or something, and now he had enough years.
• 12:16
  Testecleese: Yeah. Yeah. And like, I said, maybe as little as a Hey, slow down a little bit or use your signal next time, you know.
• 12:25
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, now, now you're bone.
• 12:27
  Testecleese: and you wrecked your car and insurance ain't gonna cover shit. If you wreck your car fighting.
• 12:33
  El Guapo: I don't think you have to worry about for the next 20 years. About that.
• 12:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, perfect.
• 12:38
  Testecleese: Oh, okay. So this sailor, we talked about this thing when it happened.
• 12:43
  Brian McFadden: Yes, we did.
• 12:45
  Testecleese: Alright. I was pretty sure I wasn't sure or not.
• 12:48
  Brian McFadden: A small boat training exercise up on the York River outside of the weapon station.
• 12:56
  Brian McFadden: I guess the the person that fell off the boat was on the bow, and the second class did an unsafe maneuver, and then he lied about it to Ncis and the safety people, and all that. So.
• 13:09
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, dude dude died.
• 13:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 13:15
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 13:16
  Brian McFadden: He got hit by the propeller of the boat.
• 13:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. And he lied and tried to cover up his involvement. Make it look like something else happened.
• 13:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 13:26
  Testecleese: His name was just released. I don't really care what it is, because I didn't recognize.
• 13:31
  Brian McFadden: Well, he was a second class. The person that died was the 3rd class, so.
• 13:37
  Testecleese: Well, second class man.
• 13:42
  Testecleese: that's E. 5. For anyone who doesn't isn't familiar. It's about halfway up the chain of command.
• 13:48
  Testecleese: you know. It goes up to 9
• 13:51
  Testecleese: E. 5 was like where you started to get into more paperwork than actual work work.
• 13:58
  Testecleese: But you were still the one who was called up to come, do the ones that required the most talent and expertise.
• 14:04
  Testecleese: Which is, I loved. That part of the job was like I got to do all the fun. Most exciting stuff when it came to ship repair.
• 14:10
  Testecleese: but then, like I'd send home. No, I'd send home, you know the 3rd classes and the firemen.
• 14:16
  Testecleese: and I'd be at my fucking desk for 4 h filing all the paperwork for the work that got done today. Then prepping for tomorrow's work day.
• 14:23
  Testecleese: And you're like, if I screw up the paperwork. I'm gonna get in more trouble than if I make a mistake on the job site and someone gets injured. You know.
• 14:32
  Testecleese: jeez, I can't imagine doing something that someone gets injured then lying about it.
• 14:39
  Testecleese: Because, like, I said, like, just like I said, like the paperwork is, what's going to get you in more trouble had he just been like I made a mistake.
• 14:47
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 14:48
  Testecleese: And that could have just been like all shit happens. Unfortunately, you know.
• 14:53
  Testecleese: Or you went and fudged the paperwork. And now you're boned.
• 14:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, just like, just like like, when I spent time in the brig on the ship. I
• 15:03
  Testecleese: If I had just been honest with what had happened.
• 15:06
  Testecleese: Skipper would have let me get back to work and told me to keep it in my pants, but I lied to him, and I got put on bread and water 3 days for lying to the CEO.
• 15:19
  Testecleese: Huh!
• 15:21
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 15:21
  Testecleese: Unfortunately not everyone learns that honesty is the right way to go, even if you fuck up.
• 15:26
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 15:27
  Testecleese: Until until you actually do fuck up.
• 15:29
  El Guapo: Yeah, I remember one time I show up late for my duty day on the boat.
• 15:35
  El Guapo: and Chief asked me like, Hey, what happened to you. Why, you late.
• 15:40
  El Guapo: you know, come out with any excuse, and I like no excuse, just like you know.
• 15:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, I just fucked it up.
• 15:46
  El Guapo: Up. I take my punisher whatever you want to give me like. Okay, the next guy next to me is like he lied like you could tell he was bullshitting and stuff. It's like, all right. You come back later on, Ray. You just get a watch extra watch. Okay.
• 15:59
  El Guapo: The other Guy had to do a lot of cleaning and stuff like that.
• 16:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're gonna spend. You're gonna go you're gonna go field day this p way, you know.
• 16:07
  El Guapo: All day long. 12 h. Well, I had to do like 2 h, 2, 4 h watches, and I could just chill throughout the day, you know.
• 16:13
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 16:14
  El Guapo: Yeah. So I just believe somebody was supposed to have watch. I believe that person and I just do his watch. And all right.
• 16:21
  Testecleese: Especially works out. If you're in a situation where one person a week has to stand 2 watches. Yeah. And everyone else gets one. It's like, Okay, the person who fucked up gets the extra watch right.
• 16:32
  El Guapo: Yeah, I fucked up. I got the extra watch while the other guy got clean clean all day. Just punishment, you know.
• 16:38
  Testecleese: Hey, everyone!
• 16:39
  Testecleese: What's out dude?
• 16:40
  Testecleese: I managed to affect policy on the Carl Vincent to the point
• 16:45
  Testecleese: where I didn't have to stand watch and on duty rotation.
• 16:49
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 16:50
  Brian McFadden: That's almost as impressive as me.
• 16:53
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 16:53
  Brian McFadden: When I affected policy navy.
• 16:55
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
• 16:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they've since gotten rid of the sober Liberty Buddy program.
• 17:05
  Testecleese: Yeah. Thanks.
• 17:07
  Brian McFadden: Now that we are not in anymore.
• 17:11
  Testecleese: Well, I was a I was duty fire, marshal.
• 17:15
  Testecleese: and they put me on a sounding Security patrol watch. So I'm on my watch.
• 17:20
  Testecleese: and I hear a fire called away, and I'm like, why didn't I get that over my radio before I heard it over the bells 1st of all right.
• 17:30
  Testecleese: So I started doing what I'm supposed to do as a watchman, you know, in the situation of a fire.
• 17:37
  Testecleese: Goes all the way the chain of command gets in this huge giant, Jumbo fuck
• 17:41
  Testecleese: to the point. The skipper came to talk to me.
• 17:44
  Testecleese: and he's like you were fire, Marshal, you were supposed to do this job. I was like, yes, sir, but I was on watch.
• 17:50
  Testecleese: He's like, I don't care what's going on. I was like, sir. Watch takes precedent over everything every single time.
• 17:56
  Testecleese: and he's like excellent point, and from that point on, if you were duty. Fire, Marshal, you did not.
• 18:02
  Brian McFadden: We're gonna watch that.
• 18:03
  Testecleese: You had to be able to respond to a fire or a casualty.
• 18:07
  Testecleese: and I was like cool. Unfortunately, we had to have an actual fire happen on board.
• 18:11
  Brian McFadden: Right, yeah.
• 18:14
  El Guapo: I surprised it took something like that to like. Nobody ever thought about it like, hey? Why, Sperson, to watch. It's supposed to be.
• 18:20
  Testecleese: Broke proper procedure to do what was seemed like the best thing to do.
• 18:26
  Testecleese: But obviously the fire marshal and the guy on watch are doing different things in a fire right.
• 18:31
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 18:32
  Testecleese: So a fire marshal never shows up like, okay, that's not good.
• 18:36
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 18:38
  Testecleese: And again it was the whole. Do the paperwork wrong thing. I knew if I went and handled it like a fire marshal, if anything did go wrong I would have gotten a ton of trouble for not standing watch, and you know how much trouble you get in for fucking up your watch.
• 18:50
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, definitely.
• 18:52
  Testecleese: Like extra duty days and stuff.
• 18:56
  Testecleese: Google, all right. Massachusetts.
• 19:02
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 19:02
  Testecleese: Keeps showing up in my news feed.
• 19:05
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 19:05
  Testecleese: A judge just released, and it's outraged the locals.
• 19:11
  Testecleese: But the a judge, not even a judge. The da released this illegal migrant up in town that raped an 11 year old.
• 19:21
  El Guapo: Damn!
• 19:23
  Brian McFadden: Calling them. Now I know the name's been changed again.
• 19:28
  Testecleese: Calling, what.
• 19:29
  Brian McFadden: The legals.
• 19:31
  Brian McFadden: If they're not undocumented anymore, they're illegal. Again.
• 19:34
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 19:35
  Testecleese: No whatever.
• 19:37
  Testecleese: Okay, no. People are illegal. Okay? Fine. They're not illegal migrants. They're criminal migrants because it was a crime to do it. How's that?
• 19:44
  Testecleese: Okay?
• 19:45
  Testecleese: You know.
• 19:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 19:47
  Testecleese: I think the Democrats would rather hear illegal, alien than criminal, alien, right.
• 19:52
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, definitely.
• 19:55
  Testecleese: Alright, so, Brian, lead, bring us into this 1st intro topic here, because.
• 20:00
  Brian McFadden: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
• 20:00
  Testecleese: I just.
• 20:01
  Brian McFadden: You didn't think.
• 20:02
  Testecleese: Engine.
• 20:02
  Brian McFadden: No, but you didn't even care about this topic, but.
• 20:04
  Testecleese: Then you had a.
• 20:06
  Brian McFadden: I lived this topic back in the day at the Green Turtle, when the paper straws were all the rage, and they were saying that they were going to save the turtles being that the name of their restaurant bar was the Green Turtle.
• 20:20
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 20:22
  Brian McFadden: Go in there to watch football games, basketball games, and you know, different games, sporting events on TV. So you're in there for hours.
• 20:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, it is a.
• 20:31
  Brian McFadden: Raw will not last you for the whole game. You're gonna use multiple.
• 20:36
  El Guapo: Couldn't you drink beer out of straw.
• 20:38
  Brian McFadden: No, this is when sometimes I have sodas once in a while, you know, or.
• 20:43
  Testecleese: Row income, too.
• 20:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but you know, so they would come to the table and literally give you a handful of straws, knowing full well that you were going to need more than one during the thing. Well, after like a year of these things, they finally realized how much money they were wasting on them, instead of giving you one plastic straw, they were giving you 20 paper straws that even the green turtle got rid of them.
• 21:08
  Testecleese: And I mean, all those paper straws are wrapped in a plastic
• 21:11
  Testecleese: sleeve to keep them as clean.
• 21:14
  Testecleese: So okay, yeah, the hard straw's not gonna go through a turtle's nose. But you're still throwing plastic into the environment.
• 21:19
  Brian McFadden: I don't think these were in plastic. I think they were wrapped in. I don't even think they were wrapped at all.
• 21:25
  Testecleese: Terrible.
• 21:26
  Testecleese: I actually have a handful of straws that I reuse like. I bought some nice straws for a couple bucks.
• 21:33
  Brian McFadden: Like metal straws.
• 21:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, I have a couple of metal ones. I have some latex ones that are like
• 21:39
  Testecleese: you can roll up and put in this little pouch and put it on your keychain.
• 21:44
  Testecleese: Convenience. I don't have to take this. I don't have to worry about a straw, whatever. I don't have to worry about any of this garbage. It cost a couple dollars for a handful of really nice straws.
• 21:52
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 21:52
  Testecleese: And they're easy to wash.
• 21:55
  Testecleese: Why doesn't something like green turtle do something like that go with like stainless steel straws
• 22:00
  Testecleese: and just collect them back like the silverware.
• 22:03
  Brian McFadden: Well, like, I was saying. You know Trump's getting rid of a Biden executive order, but I mean he does. The President doesn't have the authority to force businesses to
• 22:14
  Brian McFadden: switch straws, you know. That's not one of his jobs.
• 22:17
  El Guapo: No problem.
• 22:18
  Testecleese: The President can't ban plastic straws in restaurants.
• 22:21
  El Guapo: Well for the entire. All the government buildings that are, you know, instead of forcing paper straw, you can just use plastic now.
• 22:29
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 22:30
  El Guapo: I think that's well.
• 22:31
  Testecleese: I still like the idea of a reusable straw. But that's thanks.
• 22:35
  Testecleese: That means that means you have to rely on somebody else to clean it.
• 22:39
  Testecleese: Wait!
• 22:40
  Testecleese: What do you mean?
• 22:43
  El Guapo: Like
• 22:44
  Testecleese: Like at a restaurant.
• 22:45
  El Guapo: Yeah, I mean.
• 22:45
  Brian McFadden: Bring your own.
• 22:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, but you're trusting them to clean the plate, the silverware, and the drink of the cup you're using, too.
• 22:50
  El Guapo: And you could tell right spot like, okay. The silverware is dirty, the plate is dirty, the straw.
• 22:57
  El Guapo: Good luck with that.
• 22:58
  Testecleese: The straw should be in the washing machine like anything else. I'm sure they have a dishwasher, you know.
• 23:03
  El Guapo: Yeah, but.
• 23:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. The latest undocumented, illegal criminal migrant.
• 23:14
  Testecleese: All right. So who's the Senator who called for ends to the Federal Reserve?
• 23:18
  El Guapo: Oh, that was I guess Trump is talking about eliminating the income tax, and I heard over the radio the man Senator Manny, I think his name.
• 23:29
  Brian McFadden: G.
• 23:30
  El Guapo: Okay, yeah. He was putting like a paperwork eliminated by that. I heard it was recently, but that the one that cited article since, like 6 months ago.
• 23:40
  El Guapo: But right now, I bet you soon as you go, Dutch go through the internal revenue
• 23:46
  El Guapo: and everything else. Yeah, they're probably gonna be justifiable enough.
• 23:51
  El Guapo: because what was the purpose of the creation of the Federal Reserve.
• 23:55
  Testecleese: It is the bank that produces the currency that the United States.
• 24:00
  El Guapo: What was the purpose? They use it back in 1913.
• 24:03
  El Guapo: But the.
• 24:04
  Testecleese: Because united because it was becoming too cumbersome to carry coins in your pocket.
• 24:09
  El Guapo: No, the creation of the Federal Reserve was eliminate, inflation.
• 24:14
  Testecleese: Well, that was one thing that was brought up. Yes, but the.
• 24:18
  El Guapo: How is that?
• 24:18
  Testecleese: United States, the United States and the States can only make coins made of gold or silver. They cannot make paper currency, but a private bank can.
• 24:32
  El Guapo: But yeah, so that's why.
• 24:34
  Testecleese: But it's fair sorry not not frustrate. You guys. Just in general.
• 24:41
  Testecleese: people get so heated and frustrated, and they curl. Call each other such terrible names over stuff. They have no idea what they're talking about. You know what I mean
• 24:50
  Testecleese: just in general.
• 24:52
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 24:53
  Testecleese: Like these people are all pissed off about Doge, and it's like Obama invented the thing he called it dis.
• 24:59
  Testecleese: but but it didn't offend you until Trump decided to do something with it.
• 25:03
  Brian McFadden: And Elon Musk volunteered to help out.
• 25:06
  Testecleese: Oh, that yeah! Oh, oh, he wasn't elected. What's he doing in office? He he wasn't elected.
• 25:11
  Brian McFadden: Obama was all about. The Czars.
• 25:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, this.
• 25:16
  Brian McFadden: He's the one that really popularized it.
• 25:19
  El Guapo: The term.
• 25:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, that was, yeah. You're right. And I remember specifically talking about because I didn't like calling them Czars.
• 25:30
  Testecleese: I'm not sure if everyone's familiar with the history of the term, but it goes all the way back to Caesar.
• 25:35
  Brian McFadden: I know one night to Russia.
• 25:37
  Testecleese: Well, the.
• 25:38
  El Guapo: No, it's Russia, the diversion force. Caesar is.
• 25:41
  Testecleese: But it still goes back to Caesar. Yeah.
• 25:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, Caesar means like King, basically in a way.
• 25:48
  Testecleese: Well. Julius Caesar, the 1st emperor.
• 25:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, but.
• 25:52
  Testecleese: They all called themselves Caesar after him, too.
• 25:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, just synonymous with game.
• 25:58
  Testecleese: But, like the Secretary of State, isn't elected either.
• 26:01
  Testecleese: You know what I mean.
• 26:02
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 26:03
  Testecleese: Then they say it takes an act of Congress. It's like
• 26:06
  Testecleese: kind of this is an official whatever, but like
• 26:09
  Testecleese: it would take Congress to approve the the payment to Elon Musk. Elon Musk is donating his time to do this. He's not taking a paycheck.
• 26:17
  Brian McFadden: Just like President Trump is.
• 26:19
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 26:20
  Testecleese: So there goes that a whole bunch. There are a bunch of holes in these arguments, real quick.
• 26:26
  Testecleese: Are they sorry.
• 26:27
  Brian McFadden: Think Elon's doing this for the fun of it. We'll get to that in a minute. But 1st we got to get the Waffle house.
• 26:33
  Brian McFadden: Everybody's all freaking out about the 50 cent surcharge on the eggs that they just put in place.
• 26:40
  El Guapo: Her.
• 26:41
  Testecleese: Egg.
• 26:41
  Brian McFadden: Greg, yeah.
• 26:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, not not 50 cents. Surcharge for eggs. No.
• 26:46
  Brian McFadden: Per egg.
• 26:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, I used to get like 3 eggs scrambled with peppers and onions in it.
• 26:52
  Brian McFadden: 100 and 50, a hundred $5,000 50.
• 26:55
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, yeah. Then you get it. What is it?
• 26:58
  Testecleese: scattered is when they cover it with a hash. Browns.
• 27:02
  El Guapo: Oh, God!
• 27:04
  Testecleese: The scattered, smothered, and covered right.
• 27:07
  Brian McFadden: There you go!
• 27:08
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 27:10
  Brian McFadden: But the funny.
• 27:11
  Brian McFadden: The thing is that this price thing is not affecting the organic eggs as much as it's affecting the cheap.
• 27:17
  Testecleese: Commercial. Well, that makes perfect sense, because.
• 27:20
  Brian McFadden: They killed off all the mass-produced caged chickens.
• 27:24
  Testecleese: Cage chickens. If one bird gets the bird flu, it spreads it to all the other birds. But in the farmers, the individual you and me organic Guy, who's bringing 12 dozen eggs to market.
• 27:37
  El Guapo: I may lose my birds to bird flu, but that doesn't mean you do.
• 27:41
  Brian McFadden: I felt really important this morning when I cracked 5 eggs for my!
• 27:45
  Brian McFadden: You're rich legs.
• 27:47
  Testecleese: So, yeah, feeling like a rich motherfucker.
• 27:48
  Brian McFadden: That's right. That was royalty.
• 27:53
  Testecleese: Crap this stuff out.
• 27:55
  El Guapo: Brian Brian's cooking over there with his apron, his top hat.
• 27:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 28:00
  Testecleese: I know what the worst part is. He wears the top head of the apron, but nothing else.
• 28:07
  El Guapo: Oh, my God!
• 28:09
  Testecleese: No, it's it's great having the birds. That was it like, you have no idea what to do with all these eggs.
• 28:16
  Testecleese: You you're giving them to charity right.
• 28:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Yeah. For the most part. Yep.
• 28:21
  El Guapo: No.
• 28:22
  Testecleese: Dude. Actually, the price the eggs are going for dude. You should figure out how many eggs you've been given to them
• 28:29
  Testecleese: and write it off.
• 28:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 28:31
  Testecleese: Be like shit if you're going for 7 or 9 bucks a dozen like, what? Doggy?
• 28:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, you bring in what? 2 dozen eggs a week.
• 28:40
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 28:41
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, probably we're getting 5 a day now. So yeah.
• 28:44
  El Guapo: Freaking out about 50 cents per egg. But then you say, shit about a dollar 50 a gallon of gas extra, you know.
• 28:53
  El Guapo: and ask. You use them more than anything.
• 28:56
  Testecleese: Yes, that was slower than just adding a surcharge, though.
• 29:02
  El Guapo: No, that's just it's.
• 29:04
  Testecleese: What's funny? Because the left I keep seeing their memes like, oh, look at the price of eggs! I thought. He's gonna fix this like dude. It's been like, 3 weeks. Okay.
• 29:11
  El Guapo: They were saying that, like 4 days in dude.
• 29:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know it's it's been nothing yet. Give things a moment, and he can't control the bird flu. And don't forget. Biden had millions of chickens called to try to stop the spread of bird flu.
• 29:26
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 29:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, the like, Brian said. The organic eggs are still saying more affordable. And they're
• 29:36
  Testecleese: the problem people have with organic is they don't understand that you can eat things from nature
• 29:42
  Testecleese: like they're so used to the crap being processed like, have you guys heard about the woman who had a friend over asking her why she had a lemon tree in the front yard. Yeah.
• 29:50
  El Guapo: She was buying lemons like, why are you buying lemons? You got lemon trees.
• 29:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, that's right. It's it's.
• 29:54
  El Guapo: She's like, Oh, I thought you could eat those. Well, I can see your perspective, because, like you were saying, some apples are not designed to be eaten.
• 30:02
  El Guapo: You have to like manate.
• 30:04
  El Guapo: Do the whatever flavor.
• 30:06
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, okay, you can eat
• 30:09
  Testecleese: any apple out there. You wouldn't want to eat a crab apple. That's for sure they're terrible. They're super bitter and tart.
• 30:14
  El Guapo: And I and I could give her that thought of mine like, Hey, this is probably not what you buy from the grocery to eat. This is just nature.
• 30:21
  Testecleese: Well, I've known plenty of people that didn't know you, that you could actually eat the apples off of trees, and I didn't know you could eat the chickens, eggs, and stuff.
• 30:29
  Brian McFadden: Where do they think these things come from?
• 30:31
  Testecleese: Although they knew that they thought it was a process that happened to it.
• 30:34
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 30:35
  Testecleese: They just assume that it's different when they gave them the source of that. When you offer them an egg that came out of the chicken in your backyard. They look at you funny, like it's gross.
• 30:42
  El Guapo: Dude like right now.
• 30:43
  Testecleese: Where do you think the other egg came from?
• 30:46
  El Guapo: Had to relearn again not to buy big avocados. I buy the little ones, and I saw a big one from Dominican Republic something like that all right. Cool. No, it doesn't taste the same.
• 30:58
  Testecleese: Give it to the El Salvadorian to need his guacamole.
• 31:01
  El Guapo: Hell. Yeah, dude, I like that shit. I'm not guacamole, but I eat a slices avocado with, you know.
• 31:07
  Testecleese: El Salvador man. They they are going to be in our story today, too.
• 31:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 31:12
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 31:12
  Brian McFadden: They're on the list.
• 31:13
  El Guapo: The the Holy Trinity of America. Now Argentina, America.
• 31:19
  Testecleese: Else that would do is murder. Rate is low in the United States right now.
• 31:23
  Brian McFadden: Isn't it like 0.
• 31:25
  Testecleese: Not 0, but it's less than one.
• 31:27
  El Guapo: Happen, you know.
• 31:29
  Testecleese: Yeah. But yeah, it's less than one per 100,000, which is crazy.
• 31:34
  El Guapo: There's a lot of tourism going on over there. So your record.
• 31:38
  Testecleese: They're making a ton of money. El Salvador. What? 12 years ago the whole place is a giant gang, where, like people were murdered every day, and now they're a thriving metropolis.
• 31:50
  El Guapo: No, you can walk over there, dude, and you, if you get away from the city you walk in the country dude, you can just grab a rock and toss rocks or mango tree, eat a mango right off the street, dude.
• 32:02
  Testecleese: Dude. I have apple trees in my front yard.
• 32:04
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 32:05
  Testecleese: 4 of them.
• 32:06
  El Guapo: Damn different kind of the same one.
• 32:08
  Testecleese: Different apples.
• 32:09
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 32:10
  Testecleese: I got one for making pies, Granny Smith. There's a red, delicious, a golden delicious, and
• 32:19
  Testecleese: jeez! I could see the color of the apple. It's like red, with a little bit of yellow down to green.
• 32:24
  Brian McFadden: Are they producing?
• 32:26
  Testecleese: 3 of them are obviously not right now.
• 32:30
  Brian McFadden: No, not right now, but.
• 32:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, 3 of my one doesn't look very healthy.
• 32:34
  Brian McFadden: In the fall.
• 32:34
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 32:36
  Testecleese: Yeah. But yeah, we got fruit last year this past fall. Girls loved it.
• 32:41
  El Guapo: You should make some apple cider, learn how to do some.
• 32:44
  Brian McFadden: That takes a lot.
• 32:44
  Testecleese: Want to. I want to make applejack, but I've been wanting to do this for a long time.
• 32:49
  El Guapo: Hey?
• 32:50
  El Guapo: I want. I really meant to do it in Massachusetts. Just never got around to doing it. But.
• 32:55
  Brian McFadden: It was probably illegal. There, too.
• 32:57
  El Guapo: Not for circumstance.
• 32:59
  Testecleese: I'm not well, I see. I found out that's not true. Actually, to make your own booze, even for self-consumption. It's just nobody bothers enforcing the law. If you're just making yourself wine or cider, you know what I mean.
• 33:12
  El Guapo: I make kind of like a sadda or a pineapple skin.
• 33:17
  Testecleese: Oh, there you go! I bet that's.
• 33:19
  El Guapo: Would that!
• 33:19
  Testecleese: So we.
• 33:20
  El Guapo: Yeah, just all you do is take the the shell the pineapple.
• 33:28
  Testecleese: It's funny. I just ate a bunch of pineapples, too.
• 33:31
  El Guapo: So to keep the skin of the the shell of the pineapple, put in a container with water and sugar, just let it ferment in the back of the refrigerator, though, like 2 or 3 weeks.
• 33:40
  Testecleese: Make wine out of it.
• 33:41
  El Guapo: Okay, so like, it doesn't get you drunk. But it's something you know.
• 33:47
  Testecleese: Well, you let it sit a little bit longer, and.
• 33:50
  Brian McFadden: There's no sugar in it. You probably, if you put some sugar in it. It has.
• 33:53
  Brian McFadden: So he said.
• 33:54
  El Guapo: Yeah, put sugar on it.
• 33:55
  Testecleese: Add sugar, yeah, just add more sugar.
• 33:57
  Brian McFadden: And then.
• 33:58
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 33:58
  Testecleese: There.
• 33:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, add more sugar, it'll, and then it'll just become more and more pure. Then you pull the rind out and keep well, that'll get you your wine, anyway. Then you want to make you shine out of that dude. You go ahead and distill that.
• 34:11
  El Guapo: Oh, you know what I'm gonna try, honey, next time. See what happens, honey.
• 34:15
  Testecleese: Connie instead of
• 34:17
  El Guapo: Sugar.
• 34:17
  Testecleese: Cane, sugar.
• 34:18
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 34:19
  Testecleese: That's a neat idea. It's a different
• 34:23
  El Guapo: Just to just to see what happens. You know, experiment.
• 34:26
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 34:27
  Brian McFadden: Don't worry.
• 34:28
  Testecleese: Good idea. Let me know how that goes.
• 34:29
  Brian McFadden: So Elon is taking the Government by storm.
• 34:33
  Brian McFadden: and with the aid of President Trump and his biggest hit his biggest thing. He's been hitting on right lately is Usaid.
• 34:44
  Testecleese: Yes, which everyone wants to call us aid.
• 34:47
  Testecleese: but because, like oh, that makes it sound like it's like foreign aid.
• 34:53
  Testecleese: That's not what it is, it's the what is it the agency for international development?
• 35:00
  Testecleese: If if it was aid, as in like helping people, there'd be an E at the end of the word right.
• 35:06
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 35:08
  Testecleese: See, this is the problem. People.
• 35:10
  Testecleese: We've become so fucking lazy with our autocorrect and misspelling and everything else that people don't know. The difference between
• 35:17
  Testecleese: acquired immunodeficiency and help.
• 35:21
  Brian McFadden: Well, these people thought they were about they. They've gotten so important in their own heads that they didn't think they were part of the government anymore. They thought they were own separate entity, and then had to report to the executive branch.
• 35:35
  Testecleese: Spending our money in ridiculous.
• 35:36
  Testecleese: Those words.
• 35:37
  Brian McFadden: And that, too. And so when Elon's team showed up there, they tried to not let him in the building, that even after the executive orders, went out, saying, Don't spend any more money. They were still looking for ways to circumvent the system and get payments out to people.
• 35:55
  Brian McFadden: and it was. It was just a shit show.
• 36:00
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 36:01
  Brian McFadden: And I mean trump fired the the person in charge of us aid
• 36:06
  Brian McFadden: and put, and it should have been this way from the get-go, because it's a department that falls under the Secretary of State.
• 36:14
  Brian McFadden: So now, Marco, Mark Rubio, Marco Rubio is in charge of Usaid.
• 36:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, I love it. How people saying that he just like declared himself the head. It's like Nope, he was.
• 36:27
  Testecleese: and he's actually been just as involved as Elon and trying to
• 36:32
  Testecleese: get to the bottom. What the hell's going on over there?
• 36:36
  Testecleese: They found out that Usaid was paying thousands and thousands of dollars a month in subscription fees.
• 36:43
  Brian McFadden: Politico pro.
• 36:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, to like, oh, a $3,000 a month subscription service. And they're like 9 of them being paid to the politic, to politico
• 36:54
  Testecleese: and oh.
• 36:58
  Testecleese: why do you have a thousand dollar a month, a $9,000 a month? Option for your subscription fee like, what are you getting that everyone else isn't getting. If you're gonna pay 10 grand a month.
• 37:08
  Brian McFadden: I don't. Nothing.
• 37:09
  Testecleese: Unless it's to control what's being put on the news.
• 37:12
  Brian McFadden: Exactly. It was. The Usaid had turned into a big slush fund
• 37:16
  Brian McFadden: for the Dems to be able to throw money wherever they wanted to, and nobody would question it.
• 37:22
  Brian McFadden: I mean, and all kinds of things that we were sending money overseas for
• 37:28
  Brian McFadden: for the most ridiculous things you know.
• 37:30
  Testecleese: Oh, teaching pottery classes in Morocco.
• 37:34
  Brian McFadden: What about the drag shows in Mongolia?
• 37:37
  Testecleese: Yes, and gender studies in Pakistan.
• 37:41
  El Guapo: This is a mystery in Iraq.
• 37:44
  Testecleese: Hmm, wow!
• 37:47
  Testecleese: The the best part is, I heard immediately people were coming out and saying, stuff like, Oh, they weren't funding and supporting politico.
• 37:56
  Testecleese: And then the next day it comes out that politico failed to make payroll.
• 38:01
  Testecleese: and it's like, Oh, so the government pulled the plug and all the money they're giving you. You can't pay everyone who's.
• 38:07
  Brian McFadden: Their payroll is only $20,000.
• 38:11
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 38:12
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 38:13
  El Guapo: 1,000.
• 38:16
  Testecleese: What?
• 38:17
  El Guapo: No. So what is that? How many people like a thousand dollars a month
• 38:21
  El Guapo: per person, or that's I don't know.
• 38:24
  Testecleese: 1,000 bucks a month. If you're working for.
• 38:27
  El Guapo: Person per person like $20,000 a month.
• 38:31
  El Guapo: Who's the this subscription.
• 38:33
  Testecleese: Oh, you mean it's just just coming from those subscription.
• 38:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they they missed payroll right after those payments stopped man.
• 38:40
  Testecleese: Right after the government stops paying all these subscription fees, making you realize that no one else is buying this garbage. But it's going out as the source to trust in the
• 38:50
  Testecleese: when you go online looking for news. Yeah.
• 38:53
  El Guapo: I bet you, by the end of this, at the end of the year, new Northern Virginia is gonna be completely different. All this government employees are gonna be.
• 39:04
  Brian McFadden: People in DC are freaking out right now.
• 39:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, they're gonna be some.
• 39:07
  Brian McFadden: They used it. They had job security for the longest time, you know, and.
• 39:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, I'm sorry the government should be at Job security, though.
• 39:16
  Testecleese: And the guys right around CIA headquarters out there in Langley.
• 39:22
  Testecleese: Loudoun County, I believe.
• 39:24
  El Guapo: Yeah, line of con is going to be red. Watch it.
• 39:29
  Testecleese: Right.
• 39:31
  Testecleese: Well,
• 39:32
  Brian McFadden: And then another thing they got rid of was Dei.
• 39:36
  Brian McFadden: Yes, they've already, Doge announced that it's already saved 1 billion dollars in savings by cram canceling. A 104 different Federal Dei contracts.
• 39:47
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, did you see how like some of these places were trying to hide that? These guys were
• 39:52
  Testecleese: like, oh, they're not Dei manager anymore. Now they're a senior vice President of whatever.
• 39:58
  Testecleese: Like what the fuck.
• 40:00
  Brian McFadden: But my question
• 40:01
  Brian McFadden: question is, why didn't Trump do this? Di has been around for a long time. Why didn't Trump do this his 1st term
• 40:09
  Brian McFadden: all these programs were in place. Then.
• 40:12
  Testecleese: They weren't.
• 40:13
  Brian McFadden: They weren't as pronounced, and they weren't like as advertised as highly. But they did exist.
• 40:18
  Testecleese: I think that's exactly what it was, Brian, I think Trump expected to get into the office of the President like anyone else who's had that office.
• 40:26
  Testecleese: but because he wasn't part of the
• 40:29
  Testecleese: the Mono party machine that has become the United States Government.
• 40:34
  Testecleese: He was an outsider who wasn't just going to toe the line to, you know. Go along to get along
• 40:41
  Testecleese: that they threw everything at him.
• 40:44
  Testecleese: You tried to ruin him.
• 40:46
  Testecleese: I mean, I mean, look at what they did to the man, and look what they're still doing to him. The Guy breathes in the same. He shouldn't be breathing, you know.
• 40:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, air is bad for you.
• 40:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. Shouldn't eat a Mcdonald's because it's bad for you.
• 41:01
  Testecleese: Think that's what happened was he realized that he
• 41:04
  Testecleese: he's not gonna be able to do his job the way it's supposed to get done as president. So he needs to say, fuck it
• 41:10
  Testecleese: and RAM everything through very quickly.
• 41:14
  Testecleese: This is insane, how much stuff he's gotten done and.
• 41:17
  Brian McFadden: No one scorched earth this time around.
• 41:19
  Testecleese: That's exactly what he's doing, and it feels I want to make a comparison here to William Tecumseh Sherman of the Civil War. This feels like Sherman's march to the sea. He's just going to burn down all the houses and farmland all the way to the ocean.
• 41:38
  Testecleese: Alright, just.
• 41:39
  El Guapo: All of Atlanta.
• 41:40
  Testecleese: Destroy it all, and start it all over again.
• 41:44
  Testecleese: And I didn't expect him to go this hard.
• 41:48
  El Guapo: So this.
• 41:48
  Testecleese: Not complaining.
• 41:50
  El Guapo: Well, you think what he did with the twitter where he took over.
• 41:55
  Testecleese: Oh, my!
• 41:56
  Brian McFadden: Elon musk proved that most of those people there were
• 42:00
  Brian McFadden: were not needed to make Twitter profitable and function, you know. Yeah.
• 42:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, we'll be fine.
• 42:05
  Brian McFadden: Got rid of 80% of the people.
• 42:07
  Brian McFadden: It was high.
• 42:09
  El Guapo: 9, 99, 90 Us 80 and ex twitter, 80% kept 20% of staff.
• 42:16
  El Guapo: And right now, U.S.A, the higher like fire, like 90%.
• 42:20
  Brian McFadden: Well, they're all on hold. The Federal judge has blocked the the paid leave right now, so everybody still has a job.
• 42:28
  Testecleese: I don't understand that dude unions.
• 42:32
  Brian McFadden: The unions are involved. Now, all these people that work for the Federal Government are unionized.
• 42:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, but you're allowed to quit your job, aren't you?
• 42:40
  Brian McFadden: The buyouts can go through.
• 42:42
  Brian McFadden: And, like 40,000 people, have taken the buyouts. But.
• 42:45
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 42:45
  Brian McFadden: People they want to get rid of.
• 42:48
  Testecleese: Oh, just file.
• 42:48
  Brian McFadden: Fire, that's all. Been put on! Hold.
• 42:51
  El Guapo: This because he was.
• 42:51
  Testecleese: Well, that's why he offered the buyout.
• 42:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and 40,000 people took him. A lot of those people that took him were eligible for retirement anyway. So.
• 42:59
  Testecleese: Well, okay, that sucks. If I was 6 months to retirement. Fuck you, I'm sticking it out to retirement.
• 43:05
  Testecleese: What? Like.
• 43:06
  Brian McFadden: But they'll still get their retirement if they take the buyout, because it's a 401 K system. It's not like a pension anymore. They're putting money into the 401 K type deal.
• 43:17
  Testecleese: That's a good point. You can cash in at a certain age, not so many years of paying into it.
• 43:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 43:22
  Brian McFadden: And so if I if I was close to that, and I was offered 8 months of pay for doing absolutely nothing, I take it go. Take a nice long vacation, maybe get another job along the way, and.
• 43:34
  Testecleese: It was, I always wanted to do whatever I always wanted to take this podcast. Seriously. Hey, they're gonna pay me for 8 months. When I can actually just dedicate my time
• 43:46
  Testecleese: to getting this show running.
• 43:49
  Testecleese: I would do that, assuming.
• 43:52
  Testecleese: assuming that if you're in one of these Federal jobs, and you don't intend to do it for the rest of your life. You're supposed to be like a stepping stone like. Oh, this is a good opportunity to say, I have 8 months. I'm getting paid. I can go try to get that private sector job that's going to pay 3 times as much.
• 44:06
  Testecleese: you know, or Hey, now, I'm gonna go work on that podcast, that I wanted to do. I get paid for 8 months. If that doesn't work out, I'll go get a job at a local cop police department, you know.
• 44:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 44:19
  El Guapo: So I think the best way to get to get around this judge like well, he's not supposed to fire them like he can still pay them to September, and they're like, Hey, you know, I work. Go work from home and send some mere program he can work on, you know.
• 44:35
  El Guapo: Oh, nothing.
• 44:36
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 44:36
  El Guapo: You not fire them? He's just on long term vacation 90 days like, hey? Look!
• 44:42
  El Guapo: It didn't.
• 44:42
  Testecleese: Comes to FBI. What you do with the guys that don't want to quit that you're having trouble firing
• 44:48
  Testecleese: instead of doing that. Just go home. Don't worry about. We're gonna pay you, anyway. No, no fuck. You no longer work in the you no longer work in the office in
• 44:59
  Testecleese: Los Angeles. You're now working trying to stop Fentanyl coming across the border from Canada in Northern Maine, where it's 25 degrees below.
• 45:10
  Brian McFadden: North Dakota, put them in North Dakota.
• 45:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, it just. It's miserable and disgusting. And you're working as a foot soldier instead of Guy pushing papers
• 45:20
  Testecleese: like the President can do that with his staff right.
• 45:23
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 45:24
  Testecleese: You're not fire.
• 45:26
  Testecleese: and if I if I'm not allowed to fire you, I'm always gonna have you go there and stop Fentanyl for coming across the border.
• 45:31
  Brian McFadden: And all this is happening before Kash Patel's. Even the head of the FBI.
• 45:37
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 45:38
  Brian McFadden: This is all happening before Cash. Patel is even in the FBI. Yeah, wait until he gets there and starts cleaning up the FBI.
• 45:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, see, that's the issue I have in general, though, is like, you guys keep saying
• 45:50
  Testecleese: we can't just fire government employees.
• 45:52
  Brian McFadden: No, you can't. No.
• 45:53
  El Guapo: Yeah. But if I.
• 45:54
  Testecleese: And I don't like that.
• 45:56
  El Guapo: Why not? Let's do like. Why you had to.
• 45:59
  El Guapo: This is the thing.
• 46:00
  Testecleese: You should be able to fire people.
• 46:02
  El Guapo: Yeah, no, you're in the service. You're serving the people. You're not. It's not a mandatory job for you.
• 46:10
  El Guapo: you know.
• 46:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, I just don't like they go. You need whatever reason to price like. Yes, I understand. You need some kind of reason. But what if it's I don't need this job to be performed anymore.
• 46:19
  El Guapo: Yeah, then, like, what else? What else do you have to perform? You know, like this.
• 46:26
  El Guapo: like people, the only like, the only focus on wanting to go like, Oh, I want to be a
• 46:32
  El Guapo: this degree, you know. Like, okay, what if that degree doesn't work? What else other skills you got, you know
• 46:37
  El Guapo: you should, diversifies your skill sets, you know.
• 46:41
  Testecleese: Well like. For example, I am a journeyman welder in 3 different processes.
• 46:47
  Testecleese: I'm a master carpenter.
• 46:50
  Testecleese: I have an associate's degree, not just a certificate of trade school in automotive repair.
• 47:00
  Testecleese: Just like what you said, though. Oh, and I know my way around an electric circuit and A/C, because of automotive.
• 47:06
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 47:07
  Testecleese: Just just like you said, know how to do different stuff.
• 47:09
  El Guapo: Yeah. Don't rely on one skill set, because.
• 47:12
  Brian McFadden: But do you have big balls.
• 47:16
  El Guapo: Employer, they might.
• 47:17
  Testecleese: Big balls. He's got big balls, but she's got the biggest balls of them all.
• 47:25
  El Guapo: They would say that name all day long, and they made a freaking meme about a dodge, the Dougie with the employer, the mother, big balls.
• 47:35
  Testecleese: Well, the funny thing is, the guy's name is actually big balls, right?
• 47:38
  El Guapo: No, he's he's Llc.
• 47:41
  Testecleese: Okay. The name of the company is big balls.
• 47:44
  Testecleese: Everyone.
• 47:45
  El Guapo: Well, actually, the all this the way they set it up this teams they got like the engineers even, Elon Musk announced at the end of the spectrum.
• 47:55
  El Guapo: so they could sit in 20 h in the front of computer.
• 47:58
  El Guapo: you know, just doing like going through numbers so that.
• 48:02
  Testecleese: These, the guys that the left, are complaining about that. He's got like 20 year olds working.
• 48:07
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 48:07
  Testecleese: Okay. 1st of all, one of these 20 year olds that Aoc was talking about fucking, deciphered an ancient Greek scroll that we've been working on for.
• 48:17
  El Guapo: Roman scroll from the Herculean.
• 48:20
  Testecleese: Okay, I'm sorry. This is something that's been a mystery to us for centuries. This guy's like, yeah, I got it.
• 48:26
  El Guapo: Yeah, no, no. They put it out there like, Hey, this is gonna be a check. They put the information out there. Whoever can decipher. He's like, Yeah, let me do that. Well, he decipher.
• 48:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's because he's an AI genius and managed to combine a bunch of different AI to do whatever it is that he needs to do that, basically spent 600 years studying something that would take an Us. 600 years. He didn't like 2 h.
• 48:48
  El Guapo: Yeah, how long I'm talking about? Yeah.
• 48:51
  Testecleese: But the funny thing is, they're saying you got 20 year olds doing this up, and they're the most brilliant people, apparently on the planet.
• 48:58
  Testecleese: But the same time the Democrats are saying 16 year old should vote.
• 49:02
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 49:02
  El Guapo: No shit.
• 49:03
  El Guapo: and they complain, and they're like, Oh, how will you feel if you stop somebody who's 19 year old firing a 3 year old, veteran like event in the office, like. Well, how you been to the military when you're like 30 years in, you have to call a 24 year old, sir, you know.
• 49:18
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
• 49:20
  El Guapo: You know.
• 49:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, especially, I was 22 when I signed up.
• 49:25
  Testecleese: Well, when I went to boot, I I turned 22
• 49:29
  Testecleese: 3, 4 days into boot. Camp.
• 49:32
  El Guapo: God damn!
• 49:34
  Testecleese: Well, I signed up.
• 49:35
  El Guapo: And you're smurfs.
• 49:39
  Testecleese: Oh, I love my smurfs dude
• 49:41
  Testecleese: 1st week like before they give you uniform. You still work?
• 49:44
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I was still in Smurfs on my 20 second birthday.
• 49:47
  El Guapo: For those that was like a blue hoodie with the blue sweats. It says United States Navy, and that's all.
• 49:55
  Testecleese: They don't. They don't do that anymore. There's no more smurf suit.
• 49:59
  El Guapo: Oh, wow!
• 50:01
  Testecleese: I know it's like a dude.
• 50:02
  El Guapo: Let's see.
• 50:04
  Testecleese: ID like a once in this, Owen.
• 50:08
  Testecleese: I don't know what they're doing now. I just I know I love my smurf suit. I still have one.
• 50:13
  El Guapo: That's my sick uniform, though, my blue hoodie, you just sit at home and shit United States Navy with my little vapor rope.
• 50:25
  Testecleese: All right. What were we talking about.
• 50:27
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 50:27
  Testecleese: Moving on to
• 50:29
  El Guapo: Big balls.
• 50:31
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 50:32
  Brian McFadden: So that was.
• 50:33
  Testecleese: Interrupt my Millie.
• 50:35
  Brian McFadden: Yep. General Milley has lost his security detail and his clearance immediately. And here's what I found most interesting is he may actually get demoted.
• 50:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, after retirement, or whatever like.
• 50:47
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 50:48
  Testecleese: For his pay.
• 50:50
  Testecleese: For? What?
• 50:51
  El Guapo: The the talent shine, the talent, china.
• 50:56
  Testecleese: Saying he's going to tell China if we invaded.
• 50:58
  El Guapo: Oh, we sell a miss or something.
• 51:01
  Testecleese: Well, he told China that if we were going to invade he would tell them in advance. And it's like what what.
• 51:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he's, he said. It's for undermining the chain of command during President Trump's 1st term.
• 51:11
  Testecleese: Okay, so.
• 51:12
  Brian McFadden: They've actually taken down his second portrait in the Pentagon.
• 51:19
  Testecleese: Well, we knew we knew this wasn't right when it went down the 1st time.
• 51:24
  Testecleese: Like this guy was.
• 51:26
  Testecleese: You can't.
• 51:26
  Brian McFadden: How much pay this four-star general is going to lose when he loses a star, how much money he's losing.
• 51:33
  Testecleese: Oh, I'm gonna guess I'm going to.
• 51:36
  Testecleese: It's luck.
• 51:36
  Testecleese: $1,000 a year.
• 51:38
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 51:40
  Testecleese: How much.
• 51:41
  Brian McFadden: I don't know. I've just that's probably a good guess. I didn't have. I don't know for sure. I mean.
• 51:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's just a guess.
• 51:48
  Testecleese: A 4 star general, I mean, that's that's the biggest you can get unless we're actually at war.
• 51:54
  Testecleese: And there can only be 1 5 star general.
• 51:57
  Brian McFadden: There hasn't been one for a few years.
• 51:59
  El Guapo: One, I would demo it all away.
• 52:02
  El Guapo: You want.
• 52:04
  Testecleese: Separate thing. But it came up today when I was talking to
• 52:08
  Testecleese: a friend at my daughter's birthday party.
• 52:11
  Testecleese: which, by the way. I keep meaning to invite her on the show.
• 52:14
  Testecleese: She keeps up on all the stuff.
• 52:17
  Testecleese: Huh!
• 52:18
  Brian McFadden: You're gonna invite your daughter on the show.
• 52:19
  Testecleese: No, no, no friend wife of a dude that my wife used to work with in the Air Force.
• 52:29
  Testecleese: We need to reintegrate the Air Force back into the Army
• 52:35
  Testecleese: because we're not allowed to have a standing Air Force.
• 52:41
  El Guapo: Fill up.
• 52:41
  Testecleese: It's not constitutional.
• 52:44
  Brian McFadden: Constitution says we will have a standing navy.
• 52:48
  Testecleese: And we may have an army does not say we have to have an army. It says we may.
• 52:54
  Testecleese: doesn't say anything about an Air Force.
• 52:56
  Brian McFadden: What about?
• 52:56
  Testecleese: Of course.
• 52:57
  Brian McFadden: Of course.
• 52:57
  Testecleese: Or a Space Force.
• 53:00
  Testecleese: So you need to roll the Air Force back into the army which they've already doing. This joint base crap.
• 53:07
  Brian McFadden: I know it's all over Hampton Roads. We got all kinds of joint bases.
• 53:11
  Testecleese: Yes, and turn the Space Force into what the Coast Guard used to be
• 53:15
  Testecleese: like a paramilitary militia type thing, you know.
• 53:18
  El Guapo: Department of Defense Department Transportation.
• 53:22
  Testecleese: Homeland security or something. Yeah.
• 53:24
  El Guapo: No, it was the part of the transportation something like that. The Coast Guard.
• 53:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, because they yeah. Well, because they were keeping the trade ways open.
• 53:31
  Brian McFadden: Still are.
• 53:32
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 53:32
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 53:33
  Brian McFadden: Except in a time of war. That's why I don't understand why the Coast Guard flag flies with the right upside all the other branches of service flag because they're not a
• 53:43
  Brian McFadden: Surrey.
• 53:44
  Testecleese: Probably because they train. But yeah, it should only fly in wartime, because that's when they're actually being used as warships. But people give the Us. Navy the credit for the pirate hunting the Coast Guard does most of that, and drug smuggling stuff
• 54:00
  Testecleese: all right.
• 54:01
  Brian McFadden: Donald Trump has. Well, this is something we've we talked about this when Biden did it to trump
• 54:09
  Brian McFadden: 4 years ago.
• 54:11
  Testecleese: Yes, yes.
• 54:12
  Brian McFadden: Biden said all kinds of precedences that trump is just following through on now
• 54:18
  Brian McFadden: he has revoked Joe Biden's security clearance, so he.
• 54:22
  Testecleese: I brought.
• 54:22
  Brian McFadden: Any daily intelligence briefings, or anything like that, which is fine, because Joe Biden doesn't really need them.
• 54:29
  Brian McFadden: No, he's 80 years old, and he barely knows where he's at most of the time these days.
• 54:34
  Testecleese: Well, it's funny, because my godmother gave sent me a message. Can you believe he did this like what? That's just to be spiteful? Yeah, yeah. And I sent her back the article of Joe Biden doing the same thing.
• 54:45
  Brian McFadden: And what'd she say?
• 54:46
  Testecleese: And she's like, well, I didn't realize he did that. I'm like, Hmm!
• 54:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 54:50
  Testecleese: Fascinating. How, when your guy did it, you didn't even know what happened. And now you are ready. You're ready to call people, Nazis, because the other guy did it.
• 55:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 55:01
  El Guapo: She. I keep hoping she'll see it and realize. Maybe I should look at everything and ask questions.
• 55:07
  Testecleese: But she's never gonna
• 55:09
  Testecleese: when she sees something's wrong she'll admit it's wrong, but she's never gonna say, Hey, I've been lied to about everything you know.
• 55:14
  El Guapo: Right? Yeah, no.
• 55:19
  Testecleese: Even though I mean jeez they're getting exposed, especially through this doge.
• 55:23
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 55:24
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 55:26
  Testecleese: Look. Trump's approval rating is the highest it's been. Joe Biden left office with the lowest recorded approval rating ever.
• 55:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 55:37
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez leaves!
• 55:40
  Testecleese: That's so!
• 55:40
  Brian McFadden: Even the Debs are so desperate that again they're trying to bring out whistleblower allegations against Kash Patel at the last minute.
• 55:49
  Testecleese: And what are they accusing him of now?
• 55:53
  Testecleese: I might get sexual abuse.
• 55:56
  Testecleese: Section will be used, isn't it?
• 55:58
  Testecleese: Now here's the question.
• 55:59
  Testecleese: Were they drunk underage.
• 56:03
  Brian McFadden: Or roofied.
• 56:05
  Testecleese: Depending on how bad they want to make this guy look.
• 56:10
  Brian McFadden: It has to deal with hostages.
• 56:12
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 56:13
  Brian McFadden: From.
• 56:19
  Testecleese: A hostage situation is what they're bringing up about. Why Cash Patel shouldn't be.
• 56:24
  Brian McFadden: How broke protocol when he allegedly leaked the information about the transfer that was to happen between Yemen and the Us. Before they were released in the Us. Custody, potentially jeopardizing the deal.
• 56:36
  Testecleese: I don't know enough about this. If that's what happened then. That is a problem.
• 56:43
  Testecleese: Problem is, I have a real issue
• 56:46
  Testecleese: with what the Democrats have been accusing people of lately, I mean.
• 56:50
  El Guapo: We just cry Wolf all the time. Nobody can believe you.
• 56:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, this is something I keep bringing up with my now 5 year old. She'll be 5 on Wednesday. We did her birthday today.
• 56:59
  Testecleese: She screams and cries like she broke her femur if she dropped
• 57:07
  Testecleese: per cupcake. You know what I mean.
• 57:09
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 57:10
  Testecleese: And we keep telling her like we're not. We're not.
• 57:14
  Testecleese: We're not coming running every time now.
• 57:17
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 57:17
  Testecleese: Because you probably just dropped your stuffed animal off the top bunk of the bed
• 57:22
  Testecleese: heads up when you actually do get hurt. No one's going to come running to help you right away, because we're going to assume that you just dropped your stuffy.
• 57:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 57:31
  Testecleese: And that's exactly what the Dems are doing. Everything's the end of the world, the end of the democracy.
• 57:36
  Testecleese: Wow!
• 57:38
  Testecleese: And it's like dude. The world hasn't ended yet. More people voted trump.
• 57:44
  Testecleese: It's it's the whole. The Dems are a joke thing.
• 57:50
  Testecleese: and the people that are still hardcore on board don't give a fuck about what's actually happening in front of them. But yeah, let's see what this. Let's see what's going on.
• 57:59
  Testecleese: That was in March of 2024 on Joe Pac's Podcast he asked you the Capitol police in that fake. January 6th Committee. They didn't tell the truth. Did they? Patel? No, not just them many others, and lying under oath is a Federal offense, and they should be investigated for it. Do you believe that about the police officers?
• 58:19
  Testecleese: That's a general statement and a mischaracterization of what I said. I encourage you to read the rest of the interview. This is why snippets of information are often misleading and detrimental to this committee's advice. If you consent, I would love to have 5 h of questions, and then I could read the whole Transcript. You've got 2 min.
• 58:37
  Brian McFadden: You got 2 min.
• 58:41
  Testecleese: You know, though that's what we've been hearing from the Dems for years, and
• 58:45
  Testecleese: I don't know what's going on with the Republican party.
• 58:50
  Testecleese: Is this a flash in the pan? This Maga thing is going to happen and go away? Or is this a reformation in the Republican party?
• 58:57
  Brian McFadden: Too soon to tell.
• 58:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, because a lot of these, they still have a whole bunch of these never trumper guys in government that are.
• 59:06
  Brian McFadden: There's every year there's fewer, but they're still there.
• 59:12
  Testecleese: I like the Reformation, if that's what it's going to be.
• 59:16
  Testecleese: And not even that. I think Trump's making all the right decisions. But I like that. He's saying, this is all fucked up. This isn't the way any of this is supposed to work.
• 59:23
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 59:27
  Testecleese: Why are we spending money on this garbage, you know? Throw it in the trash and give
• 59:32
  Testecleese: oh, my God, we're going to complain about the the tap water in Flint, Michigan.
• 59:39
  Brian McFadden: But not do anything about it.
• 59:41
  Testecleese: But yeah, we're spending more money to pottery classes in Morocco, and I'm pretty sure the Moroccans know more about pottery.
• 59:48
  Brian McFadden: They should. Didn't they invent it?
• 59:52
  Testecleese: Maybe not invented, but they were one of the 1st cultures on the planet to do it. Yeah.
• 59:56
  Testecleese: the Egyptians might have been first.st I'm not sure.
• 59:58
  El Guapo: The Mesopotamians probably.
• 1:00:00
  Testecleese: Mesopotamians, maybe.
• 1:00:04
  El Guapo: The first, st the 1st emperor or king, whatever it was.
• 1:00:12
  El Guapo: Yeah. Mesopotamia.
• 1:00:15
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:00:15
  El Guapo: You got Akka, the 1st Emperor Sargon.
• 1:00:20
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, dude! The wife wanted to watch more of this Oak Island stuff.
• 1:00:27
  El Guapo: And
• 1:00:27
  Brian McFadden: I've never watched it.
• 1:00:29
  Testecleese: Well, that's fine. She's been watching the show, but she wants to watch the extras.
• 1:00:33
  Testecleese: So she picked up like an add on streaming service to the history, Channel thing.
• 1:00:40
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:00:40
  Testecleese: The History Channel vault.
• 1:00:43
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, Dude! There is so much good stuff in there.
• 1:00:47
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:00:49
  Testecleese: dude. I watched just about the American Revolution, this this series and the 1st 2 episodes were about
• 1:00:58
  Testecleese: the Boston area alone, like, here's what happened just here. And now, here's what happened in philadelphia at the same time, you know, I was like
• 1:01:07
  Testecleese: holy and it's all in color reenacted. It's fucking amazing
• 1:01:12
  Testecleese: now she's frustrated because every time she comes in the room, if she wasn't there with me to start earlier, I'm watching some weird shit on the history channel.
• 1:01:23
  Testecleese: She's like, how many times you can watch something about the Roman Empire I was like, I don't know. It lasted like
• 1:01:27
  Testecleese: a long time.
• 1:01:28
  Brian McFadden: Finally watched the second gladiators.
• 1:01:31
  Testecleese: I.
• 1:01:31
  El Guapo: How was it?
• 1:01:32
  Brian McFadden: It's on paramount plus. It's it's not great. It's okay. It's not great.
• 1:01:38
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:01:38
  Brian McFadden: Doesn't live up to the hype.
• 1:01:40
  El Guapo: I don't have to.
• 1:01:40
  El Guapo: And there was no.
• 1:01:41
  Testecleese: Anymore no.
• 1:01:42
  Brian McFadden: Oh, it's on paramount plus.
• 1:01:43
  Testecleese: Okay. I was just making sure it wasn't a buyer to.
• 1:01:46
  Testecleese: No, isn't Denzel in it?
• 1:01:48
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:01:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:01:52
  Testecleese: It's it's.
• 1:01:53
  Brian McFadden: Okay, I may have those off a couple of times during it, but you know.
• 1:01:57
  Testecleese: Gonna have to watch it if I'm already paying subscription fee. Anyway, you know.
• 1:02:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly. I waited for it to show up in paramount plus, you know, I'm paying for it every month, you know. Might as well, watch movies on it, too.
• 1:02:07
  Testecleese: Exactly, and I got, I think, on paramount. I need to watch. There's a new season of school spirit.
• 1:02:14
  Brian McFadden: I haven't watched that yet. I watched every other show on there, so I guess I'll watch that next.
• 1:02:19
  Testecleese: It's it's a weird show about like this girl who died in school.
• 1:02:23
  Testecleese: and she's a ghost. But there's like all the ghosts from the last like 100 years. Very weird, but I got kind of invested in the 1st season. So like, well, let's see where it goes, you know.
• 1:02:32
  Brian McFadden: I watched land man so.
• 1:02:35
  Testecleese: I have watched the 1st 3 episodes
• 1:02:38
  Testecleese: haven't haven't been keeping up. I'm going to.
• 1:02:42
  El Guapo: Yeah. It's a good show.
• 1:02:43
  Testecleese: It is.
• 1:02:44
  Testecleese: Yes, I decided.
• 1:02:45
  Brian McFadden: Thornton's really good.
• 1:02:47
  El Guapo: Yeah, he's perfect for the role.
• 1:02:48
  Testecleese: Oh, when he explains to her how the windmill, so
• 1:02:53
  Testecleese: why, the windmill is next to the oil derrick.
• 1:02:56
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:02:57
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! And she's like, Oh, look at the green energy is driving out oils like, are you kidding me? That's just the power of the oil well to get the oil out of the.
• 1:03:04
  Brian McFadden: Wow!
• 1:03:08
  Brian McFadden: What do you think that windmill's made out of petroleum product?
• 1:03:12
  Testecleese: Everything's made of oil. It's lubricated with oil.
• 1:03:15
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 1:03:17
  Testecleese: Do you want.
• 1:03:17
  El Guapo: Yeah, I don't.
• 1:03:17
  Testecleese: Wiring is coated in oil.
• 1:03:20
  El Guapo: So I don't know if you saw a posted video about how petrole jailing came about.
• 1:03:25
  Brian McFadden: And I guess this guy he used to sell a whale oil.
• 1:03:29
  El Guapo: Petroleum took over, so he didn't know what to do. So he goes to Pennsylvania. We're doing a lot of oil, rig, oil, drilling, and stuff, and they saw like on top of the oil fields. There was a little like a
• 1:03:42
  El Guapo: gelatine type of deal forming up, and all the guys and the construction put in the cuts and wounds. So he took that he refined it, and he came up with a patroll of jelly.
• 1:03:53
  Testecleese: Hmm vaseline baby.
• 1:03:57
  Brian McFadden: And
• 1:03:58
  Brian McFadden: a lot of people are also freaking out that trump's ultimatum. The Federal workers return to office or be terminated.
• 1:04:04
  El Guapo: So what? Hold on! Hold on! They complained about getting fired, but they don't wanna come back to work.
• 1:04:09
  Brian McFadden: Well, since Covid.
• 1:04:12
  Brian McFadden: they've been working for 2020. They've been working from home with some of these people's homes is on the West coast, even though they're getting paid for. DC.
• 1:04:21
  El Guapo: Yeah. No fuck that.
• 1:04:23
  Brian McFadden: They're living in Wyoming. They're living in Montana. They're living in.
• 1:04:26
  El Guapo: Nobody's paying you out there, you know.
• 1:04:29
  Testecleese: I'm not necessarily opposed to remote work.
• 1:04:32
  El Guapo: Yeah, but if.
• 1:04:33
  Testecleese: As long as.
• 1:04:33
  Brian McFadden: Not necessarily Federal Government remote work. You can't be opposed to it. Your wife gets paid for remote work.
• 1:04:39
  Testecleese: Not even that.
• 1:04:41
  Testecleese: Are you getting the of the job?
• 1:04:43
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, most of these people ain't doing shit with their remote work, and that's.
• 1:04:48
  Brian McFadden: They've got keyboard clickers, you know.
• 1:04:52
  Brian McFadden: They work like an hour or 2 a day, but their their keyboards are clicking away automatically. You know there's it's it's not
• 1:05:01
  Brian McFadden: long term. It's not productive enough for the most part.
• 1:05:06
  Testecleese: The word getting done.
• 1:05:09
  Testecleese: If the work's getting done. I don't care
• 1:05:11
  Testecleese: if you're using an excuse to.
• 1:05:13
  Brian McFadden: But we're paying millions of dollars for office space in DC. That nobody is in.
• 1:05:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's an issue.
• 1:05:24
  Testecleese: you know. But like, like, when you said the wife's working remote.
• 1:05:28
  Testecleese: she's a data analyst. They send her numbers. She crunches the numbers and sends them back. Basically, you know.
• 1:05:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:05:33
  El Guapo: Did she? I mean they hire her for the purpose. They agreed to it. That's.
• 1:05:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they did. That's yeah.
• 1:05:39
  Brian McFadden: So they know she is no longer in the Boston area, and they are fine with it, you know.
• 1:05:43
  El Guapo: And this is more.
• 1:05:45
  Testecleese: She was working from the computer on the computer, from our home in Pembroke.
• 1:05:48
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:05:48
  El Guapo: Yeah. But you know what this is. A a private entity is not. Is a government employee.
• 1:05:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, no, no, she's private company.
• 1:05:56
  El Guapo: They could do whatever the fuck you want. Okay.
• 1:05:58
  Brian McFadden: I agree with that. I don't have an issue with that at all.
• 1:06:01
  El Guapo: Yeah, they.
• 1:06:01
  Testecleese: Maybe that's a good point.
• 1:06:04
  Testecleese: That's a good point.
• 1:06:05
  El Guapo: Mean when you go work for the government, we want to know you're dead, not somebody else fucking around with your computer, your computer, you know, or you? What if you work with sensitive stuff and
• 1:06:15
  El Guapo: and you complain about.
• 1:06:17
  Testecleese: Servers in your bathroom, like Hillary Clinton.
• 1:06:19
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:06:21
  El Guapo: And when they want you for cell phones and stuff like that, you just smash it with a hammer.
• 1:06:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:06:27
  Brian McFadden: And you know Trump's trying to get rid of other people in the FBI, and
• 1:06:32
  Brian McFadden: these people forcibly resisted his firings.
• 1:06:37
  El Guapo: Good.
• 1:06:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't even know what that means. How do you forcibly resist getting fired like someone got physically violent?
• 1:06:46
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:06:47
  El Guapo: I guess that that
• 1:06:49
  El Guapo: well, you hear about this lady from I forget what as usid was it like they had to score her out like you're not supposed to be here. Get out! Score it out! She was all butt hurt about it.
• 1:07:03
  El Guapo: I guess that's 1 of the.
• 1:07:05
  Brian McFadden: I just think that, like we've said earlier in the show that he is moving so fast and doing so much that it's catching everybody off guard.
• 1:07:15
  Testecleese: Good Democrats haven't had a chance to shit their pants yet.
• 1:07:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, right?
• 1:07:19
  Brian McFadden: Have on the view.
• 1:07:20
  El Guapo: Oh, they they shit! They haven't time to wipe it for the next fucking round.
• 1:07:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, exactly. They're they. They get ready to freak out about one thing, and then 7 other things have already happened.
• 1:07:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, dude. I mean, it's just like, you know.
• 1:07:36
  Brian McFadden: I think this is our 1st show since you since he's been the president.
• 1:07:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, we had one.
• 1:07:42
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:07:43
  El Guapo: Well, right after the upgrade.
• 1:07:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. But now the shit's really hitting the vein literally, you know, and he brought up these tariffs, you know he was trying to, you know you said there was going to be tariffs against China, Canada, and Mexico.
• 1:07:59
  Brian McFadden: Canada, Mexico, almost instantly caved
• 1:08:02
  Brian McFadden: to most of his demands, and that's what the terrorists were put in place, for the threat of terror was not even put in place, but the threat of them was just to get shit done.
• 1:08:13
  Testecleese: It was a business move, said, If do these things, or we're going to throw a tariff on you
• 1:08:21
  Testecleese: and like we won't do it, and then, oh, my goodness! All of a sudden they are protecting the border.
• 1:08:27
  Testecleese: and you know.
• 1:08:28
  Brian McFadden: And Trudeau got so freaked out about it he resigned.
• 1:08:33
  Testecleese: And is next in line.
• 1:08:36
  Brian McFadden: No, I didn't really.
• 1:08:36
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:08:37
  Brian McFadden: Like the liver design, too.
• 1:08:38
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:08:39
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:08:40
  El Guapo: So this economy advisor, like resign like.
• 1:08:43
  Testecleese: What's going to happen to the Government of Canada?
• 1:08:46
  El Guapo: Probably gonna go Dutch pretty soon, too.
• 1:08:52
  El Guapo: because, what's the name of the pier?
• 1:08:54
  Testecleese: Yeah. Country.
• 1:08:57
  Testecleese: Why do we let Canada be a country.
• 1:09:01
  Brian McFadden: We don't. England does.
• 1:09:05
  Testecleese: Canada wouldn't survive if it wasn't for American commerce.
• 1:09:12
  El Guapo: No, we'll let it be like, let we need somebody to sell stuff to.
• 1:09:17
  Brian McFadden: Exactly, but I mean Canada's got a lot more to lose in the tariff deal than we do.
• 1:09:23
  Testecleese: 300,000 people in Canada, I'm pretty sure as many people live in Massachusetts.
• 1:09:28
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah. Only in the Boston area.
• 1:09:30
  El Guapo: Let's not complicate things, you know. Let's not get in bed with them.
• 1:09:34
  Brian McFadden: You don't want him to be the 51st date.
• 1:09:36
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:09:37
  Testecleese: Oh, no, we would have to split them into 4 or 5 States, and you know what. Tell you how we do. We go to Quebec, and we say, Hey, Quebec!
• 1:09:46
  El Guapo: You guys want to be an independent nation.
• 1:09:48
  Brian McFadden: Don't worry.
• 1:09:49
  Testecleese: Help us march over these guys.
• 1:09:53
  Testecleese: You guys can go speak French and think you're better than everyone else.
• 1:09:56
  Brian McFadden: They always they do.
• 1:09:58
  Brian McFadden: They already do.
• 1:09:59
  Testecleese: I know, but you could be your own independent nation. And then we're gonna have 4 and 5 more states.
• 1:10:06
  El Guapo: Dude. It's just it's like your best friend. You don't have sex with your best friend. You just let it be, you know, because it's just gonna complicate things. We barely dude. We barely came as on government. We've gone through this shit right now. Imagine, added another, fucking 54 states. Now, I'm good.
• 1:10:24
  Testecleese: I'm about to kick you in the ball. Squapo.
• 1:10:27
  El Guapo: Why?
• 1:10:28
  Testecleese: Maybe that's why your marriage didn't work out your best friend and.
• 1:10:34
  El Guapo: Well, dude.
• 1:10:36
  Testecleese: He's like, Oh.
• 1:10:37
  El Guapo: No, no, let me tell you a story. My kids asked me that. Dad, are you my friend Wilson? You want me to be your friend, or you want me to be your dad. I cannot be both.
• 1:10:47
  Testecleese: Friendly. What your friends help you get away with. Shit.
• 1:10:50
  El Guapo: Yeah. But your dad doesn't, you know?
• 1:10:54
  Testecleese: Anyway? What's up with these Episcopalians? Dude?
• 1:10:58
  Brian McFadden: This is all stemmed from the inauguration day. Oh, no, this one is about. They have a big migrant
• 1:11:07
  Brian McFadden: company. From that they feed and house the migrants, and they get paid by the Federal Government.
• 1:11:14
  El Guapo: Through Usaid, yeah.
• 1:11:15
  Brian McFadden: Yes. So since the the illegal aliens ain't coming anymore. I heard today on a show that there was 300 people legally cross the border this month in Texas.
• 1:11:28
  Brian McFadden: 300.
• 1:11:30
  Testecleese: How do they know?
• 1:11:33
  El Guapo: I don't know.
• 1:11:34
  El Guapo: Communicating with them.
• 1:11:35
  Testecleese: I'm just saying 300.
• 1:11:36
  Brian McFadden: It was a reporter. He said he knew where to look for him, so.
• 1:11:40
  Testecleese: At least 300, then.
• 1:11:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's compared to what Biden was letting in.
• 1:11:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, thousands.
• 1:11:47
  Brian McFadden: But yeah, so this come this, this organization of the Episcopalian Church
• 1:11:53
  Brian McFadden: gets paid by the Federal Government to feed house and take care of people in the country illegally. Now they're not here. All those people are going to have to be laid off, and the contracts are going to go away.
• 1:12:05
  El Guapo: So, yeah.
• 1:12:06
  Brian McFadden: They're in money. They're in business to make money on the illegals.
• 1:12:11
  El Guapo: You know who's who remember the Bishop that scolded trump at the beginning.
• 1:12:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:12:17
  El Guapo: She was getting 1 million out of a Ua. Id.
• 1:12:21
  El Guapo: And she lived in a mansion in DC. Area.
• 1:12:24
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:12:26
  El Guapo: Yeah. So she was fucking funneling money.
• 1:12:29
  El Guapo: So.
• 1:12:31
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:12:32
  El Guapo: It's just go. It's crazy, though. All these fucking people dude getting money.
• 1:12:36
  Testecleese: Getting paid. All these people getting paid.
• 1:12:40
  El Guapo: And that's what they're freaking out about.
• 1:12:43
  El Guapo: Left for right.
• 1:12:44
  Testecleese: Lose their jobs. It's like, but that's all money that doesn't need to be spent. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:12:49
  El Guapo: See, we barely can manage this one country. What make you think we're gonna manage Canada now, you know.
• 1:12:56
  Testecleese: What is there to manage in Canada?
• 1:12:59
  Brian McFadden: Woods.
• 1:13:00
  Testecleese: Roads.
• 1:13:01
  El Guapo: And oil, mining.
• 1:13:03
  Brian McFadden: Roads.
• 1:13:05
  Testecleese: Some crab fishing.
• 1:13:07
  El Guapo: Look at the management. No, no fuck that don't touch it.
• 1:13:11
  El Guapo: It's looking.
• 1:13:12
  Testecleese: You take it because of the oil.
• 1:13:14
  El Guapo: Yeah, but.
• 1:13:15
  Testecleese: Leaving remote and barren until the rest of the world runs out of oil, just like we're doing with Alaska.
• 1:13:20
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:13:22
  Brian McFadden: Once again. There's rumors that Jeffrey Epstein's black book could get released by.
• 1:13:29
  El Guapo: Trump.
• 1:13:29
  Brian McFadden: Trump.
• 1:13:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, we'll see.
• 1:13:32
  Brian McFadden: I believe it when I see it. I'm still waiting for I know he signed the executive order, the release, all the files on the assassinations. I'll believe that when I see it too.
• 1:13:42
  Testecleese: Yup, yep.
• 1:13:47
  Testecleese: this is why I was saying, what's going on in the Republican party is a reformation, or is it a flare up.
• 1:13:53
  Brian McFadden: Okay, we try to talk.
• 1:13:54
  Brian McFadden: Time will tell.
• 1:13:55
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:13:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, this is a mission to tell.
• 1:13:57
  El Guapo: My daughter's in a wheelchair now. So that's a big fucking.
• 1:14:01
  Brian McFadden: Total that that story's in here someplace. So we get to at least.
• 1:14:05
  Testecleese: Carol.
• 1:14:05
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:14:06
  Brian McFadden: Mcconnell.
• 1:14:07
  El Guapo: Mcconnell, Mitch, Mcconnell.
• 1:14:08
  Brian McFadden: Mcconnell fell down the stairs again.
• 1:14:10
  Testecleese: 82 years old. Tell them to say this, that sucks.
• 1:14:13
  El Guapo: Dude trump is the same age, too.
• 1:14:16
  Brian McFadden: Shrum's a little bit more spry.
• 1:14:18
  El Guapo: Yeah, I guess we're going to have a.
• 1:14:21
  Brian McFadden: Freaked out again when President Trump came and said he wanted to move all the people out of Gaza, tear it down and build up a beautiful resort.
• 1:14:30
  El Guapo: That they just.
• 1:14:32
  Testecleese: He just took his shit to piss off Israeli to like clean that shit up. That's why
• 1:14:36
  Testecleese: what it sounds like. Honestly.
• 1:14:38
  El Guapo: Just set up or gonna go over there and clean it.
• 1:14:40
  El Guapo: you know. But for real, if he turned the whole area into like this giant exotic.
• 1:14:44
  El Guapo: Nobody would like.
• 1:14:47
  Testecleese: No think about it, man like, have you? Have you been to the Mediterranean?
• 1:14:51
  Brian McFadden: It's beautiful.
• 1:14:52
  El Guapo: Nope! I've followed.
• 1:14:54
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, it's gorgeous! And the food's amazing.
• 1:14:59
  El Guapo: No, with the grenades going off left and right, and gossip.
• 1:15:02
  Brian McFadden: Well, if the Palestine Palestinians aren't there, it won't be a big deal.
• 1:15:08
  Brian McFadden: If Hamas is gone, it won't be a big deal.
• 1:15:12
  Testecleese: Did you see Netanyahu's face when Trump said that.
• 1:15:15
  El Guapo: Yeah, he was suspected. I think he just did.
• 1:15:17
  Testecleese: So he was like, holy shit. You're just gonna take it over.
• 1:15:20
  El Guapo: Yeah. You better get this shit together, or we gotta take over.
• 1:15:25
  Testecleese: You don't want United States next to you.
• 1:15:29
  Brian McFadden: Ezra would.
• 1:15:31
  El Guapo: You saw that Jahu face, instead of being happy like oh, shit.
• 1:15:36
  Testecleese: I think. No, it wasn't. I'm concerned. It was more of a holy shit. If I if I said I was, gonna take over Gaza, the entire world.
• 1:15:43
  Brian McFadden: Shit. Yeah. Shit. Storm.
• 1:15:45
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:15:47
  Brian McFadden: So trump is going to do another first.st
• 1:15:50
  El Guapo: So.
• 1:15:51
  Brian McFadden: He's going to be the 1st sitting president to actually go to the Super Bowl.
• 1:15:55
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:15:56
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:15:57
  El Guapo: I don't care.
• 1:15:59
  Testecleese: Honestly. And this actually here is a call from Republicans and right wingers and libertarians to boycott the super bowl.
• 1:16:09
  Brian McFadden: Why? Because Trump's going.
• 1:16:11
  El Guapo: For the workshop that we're doing.
• 1:16:12
  Testecleese: Natural anthem.
• 1:16:15
  Brian McFadden: We're gonna play it.
• 1:16:16
  Testecleese: Yep.
• 1:16:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, even after they got rid of end racism in on the end zones.
• 1:16:21
  Testecleese: What's funny is, after they took end racism out of the end zone. They played the Black National Anthem the same game.
• 1:16:27
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 1:16:28
  Testecleese: That's what caused the uproar.
• 1:16:31
  Testecleese: Not gonna work your average football fan.
• 1:16:35
  Brian McFadden: It's gonna walk.
• 1:16:36
  Testecleese: Don't want to.
• 1:16:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I don't care about either team, but I'm still going to watch it, because I got money bet in football pools on it. So.
• 1:16:45
  Testecleese: I honestly don't care what the the chiefs are playing against.
• 1:16:49
  Brian McFadden: And the eagles.
• 1:16:50
  Testecleese: The eagles. I almost had jets.
• 1:16:54
  Testecleese: The eagles are right up the road from me, aren't they?
• 1:16:57
  Testecleese: Oh, there should be riots in Philadelphia tomorrow, no matter what happens. Huh?
• 1:17:02
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:17:04
  Testecleese: You're like Boston when they win or lose, no matter what. You're right, and flip cars over right.
• 1:17:10
  Brian McFadden: Right and Trump's cleaning house at the Kennedy center in DC.
• 1:17:17
  Testecleese: But Kennedy's. It's in. DC, okay.
• 1:17:20
  Brian McFadden: Yes, it is in DC.
• 1:17:21
  Testecleese: Said I was thinking Cape Canaveral.
• 1:17:23
  Brian McFadden: No, this is in DC, this is a it's a it's an arts thing. It's a theater.
• 1:17:29
  Testecleese: What's the one down in Florida where they launched it.
• 1:17:31
  Brian McFadden: Gonna have roll.
• 1:17:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, Cape Canaveral. It's a Kennedy something, isn't it?
• 1:17:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, that's NASA.
• 1:17:37
  Testecleese: Center.
• 1:17:37
  Brian McFadden: Is all artsy, fartsy people.
• 1:17:40
  Testecleese: And he inspired the boars and made himself the chairman.
• 1:17:46
  Testecleese: You there.
• 1:17:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:17:49
  Testecleese: Alright!
• 1:17:51
  Testecleese: Why do we have this artsy, fartsy stuff? Is that just because we have, like save culture.
• 1:17:58
  Brian McFadden: Probably.
• 1:17:59
  Testecleese: Well, I don't necessarily disagree, but oh, politics follows culture, and
• 1:18:08
  Testecleese: you let a lot of this culture crap get ridiculous where
• 1:18:13
  Testecleese: boys can be girls and girls can be boys.
• 1:18:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:18:19
  Testecleese: Weird, real fast, you know.
• 1:18:21
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:18:21
  Testecleese: Cool and hey, grow up. However, you want to grow up.
• 1:18:29
  Testecleese: and if you don't take the firefighter argument in terms of who's gonna come, save me.
• 1:18:34
  Brian McFadden: That's something we don't have in here at all in any of these things is the whole transgender thing. We don't have a single article about that.
• 1:18:44
  Testecleese: It's because this Dei crap got shut down.
• 1:18:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. But he also put a ban on minority transgender gender care.
• 1:18:57
  Testecleese: Well, yeah. And he said, if you are a college that lets men compete in women's sports, you're not going to get Federal funding anymore, too.
• 1:19:04
  Brian McFadden: Right, and the Ncaa. Came out and said.
• 1:19:07
  Brian McFadden: they are not going to let
• 1:19:10
  Brian McFadden: the transgender women, the transgender men swim in the women's competitions anymore.
• 1:19:18
  Testecleese: So he won by simply saying, We'll take your money away.
• 1:19:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:19:21
  Testecleese: Money talks.
• 1:19:23
  Testecleese: Yeah. And exactly, the bullshit is walking, isn't it?
• 1:19:27
  Testecleese: But what is going on with the Democrat party dude like.
• 1:19:31
  Brian McFadden: They're whining and crying.
• 1:19:33
  Testecleese: Gambles.
• 1:19:33
  Brian McFadden: I mean Tim Waltz came out and said that losing the Presidential is pure hell.
• 1:19:38
  Brian McFadden: and he admits that the Dems are fatigued.
• 1:19:43
  Brian McFadden: Another problem with the Democratic party is
• 1:19:47
  Brian McFadden: they've relied on Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer for too long. They've got no young people
• 1:19:55
  Brian McFadden: rising up to the leadership levels of the Democrat party, unless you think David Hogg is your savior.
• 1:20:01
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, I I don't understand what's going on here.
• 1:20:06
  Testecleese: these hippy, dippy dudes that told me you can manifest things. I'm starting to believe them, because Doge.
• 1:20:16
  Testecleese: Like for real how. I'm pretty sure we memed Doge into existence.
• 1:20:22
  Brian McFadden: The Doge coin.
• 1:20:25
  Testecleese: The money I made on Dogecoin. Once Doge became a real thing.
• 1:20:29
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 1:20:31
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! People just started buying it because it's hilarious.
• 1:20:35
  Brian McFadden: They're not even connected to each other.
• 1:20:38
  Testecleese: Not at all.
• 1:20:39
  Brian McFadden: One's an acronym.
• 1:20:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's what. But it doesn't matter. I was like, if they make those. It's gonna people gonna buy. I know it. So I bought the coins.
• 1:20:50
  Testecleese: and then David Hogg. We talked about this like. Oh, he might run for chair, and when.
• 1:20:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. He got elected the.
• 1:20:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, woo.
• 1:20:57
  Brian McFadden: Vice, chair.
• 1:20:58
  Testecleese: And we're like, yes, you should do that. We are terrified of David Hogg, and then he gets elected. It's like
• 1:21:04
  Testecleese: we're memeing this shit into existence. Dude.
• 1:21:09
  Testecleese: swear to God, covid at Covid.
• 1:21:12
  Brian McFadden: Apparently the Dnc's got all kinds of weird rules in place where they it's got to be a transgender or a woman or a minority as one of their chairs. You know.
• 1:21:23
  Testecleese: Oh, he's a rich white dude.
• 1:21:25
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, he ain't none of those things.
• 1:21:29
  Testecleese: Yeah. He's a rich white dude from a rich white and New England community that went to Harvard.
• 1:21:37
  Brian McFadden: So can you be a Attorney general or a da, if you don't have a security clearance.
• 1:21:45
  Testecleese: No security clearance at all, probably not because.
• 1:21:48
  Brian McFadden: Trump stripped a whole bunch of what they said. This article, says antagonist Leticia. James lost her clearance, and so did Alvin Bragg.
• 1:21:57
  El Guapo: Good.
• 1:21:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm not surprised by that, especially Alvin Bragg. He
• 1:22:02
  El Guapo: The this State. They're not Federal. No.
• 1:22:07
  Testecleese: Oh, my!
• 1:22:08
  Brian McFadden: He won't be able to access any Federal secret documents anymore.
• 1:22:14
  Testecleese: We brought this shit up, though it's like these guys are starting to fight. They don't want to get into. They don't want to deal with.
• 1:22:19
  Brian McFadden: We warned them from the get go. If they would have been listening to the show, they would have known.
• 1:22:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, that's the thing is, if you if there was just another normal Republican in office, they would have just rolled over like the Republicans always do.
• 1:22:31
  Brian McFadden: Yup!
• 1:22:33
  Testecleese: Trump, has an ego.
• 1:22:36
  El Guapo: Good.
• 1:22:37
  Testecleese: And you took a shit on his forehead. You held him down and shit on his forehead.
• 1:22:42
  Brian McFadden: They would have done all this stuff they did to him in the last 4 years.
• 1:22:46
  Brian McFadden: Half this stuff wouldn't be happening right now.
• 1:22:49
  Testecleese: I agree, a hundred percent.
• 1:22:51
  Brian McFadden: He may not even be elected President.
• 1:22:54
  Brian McFadden: Their their campaign, their vendetta against them, I think, made him more popular than he was, you know, 4 years ago.
• 1:23:05
  Testecleese: Got more votes. Percentage wise, that's for sure.
• 1:23:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Well.
• 1:23:10
  Brian McFadden: he had a weaker candidate, you know. Kamala Harris was never. She never got one single vote in a primary to be the Presidential nominee for the Democrat party.
• 1:23:22
  Testecleese: Correct!
• 1:23:24
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:23:25
  Brian McFadden: He was.
• 1:23:27
  Testecleese: Whoa!
• 1:23:27
  Brian McFadden: Anointed the position.
• 1:23:29
  Testecleese: If if the Dems aren't going to
• 1:23:33
  Testecleese: take a step back and readjust the position.
• 1:23:35
  Testecleese: what are they going to do? Are they going to run Harris again in 4 years.
• 1:23:40
  Brian McFadden: No, she's talking about running for Governor of California.
• 1:23:43
  Testecleese: Oh, Jesus Christ.
• 1:23:46
  Brian McFadden: But I don't know if she really wants that job. It's like a real job
• 1:23:50
  Brian McFadden: vice president or Senator, you know, you actually.
• 1:23:52
  El Guapo: You want to be.
• 1:23:53
  Brian McFadden: And he didn't do shit in California as a governor.
• 1:23:56
  El Guapo: She want to be the President? Oh, really.
• 1:24:00
  Brian McFadden: She didn't want to be the President. She just wanted the title.
• 1:24:03
  El Guapo: Not good.
• 1:24:03
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, it kind of got thrown on her, too.
• 1:24:07
  Testecleese: Joe Biden.
• 1:24:08
  Brian McFadden: Going to be the 1st black
• 1:24:11
  Brian McFadden: President, a female President of the United States.
• 1:24:15
  Brian McFadden: Twana's.
• 1:24:16
  Testecleese: Well, the demo! Oh, go ahead!
• 1:24:17
  Brian McFadden: The black ceiling, the the glass ceiling.
• 1:24:21
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, the people on the Democrat party that are running in New York for Mayor.
• 1:24:26
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 1:24:27
  Testecleese: Now all pro, cop.
• 1:24:29
  Brian McFadden: The heck died.
• 1:24:31
  Testecleese: Well, didn't weren't they huge defund the police?
• 1:24:34
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, years ago.
• 1:24:37
  Testecleese: And this is this is the the issue is, these folks will swing wildly, depending on what they think will get them elected.
• 1:24:45
  Brian McFadden: So the current mayor is not running for reelection.
• 1:24:51
  Testecleese: I don't know. Maybe she hasn't done a great job.
• 1:24:56
  Brian McFadden: In New York.
• 1:24:58
  Testecleese: Hoku! Right.
• 1:25:00
  Brian McFadden: Governor.
• 1:25:00
  El Guapo: Adams.
• 1:25:02
  Testecleese: Oh, Adams!
• 1:25:03
  Brian McFadden: Eric Adams, the one that's got all the Federal charges against him.
• 1:25:06
  Testecleese: He's probably going to prison.
• 1:25:08
  Brian McFadden: I bet he get. I don't think he's going to prison. I think he will get a pardon.
• 1:25:12
  Testecleese: But people are going to run against them. They're going to primary him.
• 1:25:15
  Brian McFadden: Okay. Well, he's gonna get pardoned by somebody.
• 1:25:19
  Brian McFadden: I don't know who has the authority to do that, but he'll get one.
• 1:25:21
  Testecleese: Trump because he's being looked at for Federal stuff isn't me.
• 1:25:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think Trump would pardon him, too.
• 1:25:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't know exactly what's going on, but as soon as he said, Hey, these migrant, these illegal migrants are an issue all of a sudden.
• 1:25:36
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, all the shit. He the shit, hit the fan. Then for him.
• 1:25:38
  Testecleese: All of a sudden he's getting everything thrown at him.
• 1:25:44
  El Guapo: You know we had to get this to the government of Texas. What's his name? Rolling Thunder.
• 1:25:51
  Testecleese: No idea what you're talking about.
• 1:25:52
  El Guapo: The Governor of Texas when he started busting all the migrants to yeah, he was busting immigrants to New York and Chicago.
• 1:26:01
  Brian McFadden: Mars's vineyard.
• 1:26:02
  El Guapo: Yeah, Mark, just no. That was that was
• 1:26:05
  Testecleese: That was.
• 1:26:05
  Testecleese: Don't worry, though.
• 1:26:06
  Brian McFadden: That was desant.
• 1:26:08
  El Guapo: But you know what this is like. It just snowball all this shit dude
• 1:26:13
  El Guapo: people start realizing, like holy shit. This shit's real.
• 1:26:17
  Testecleese: Well, that was the problem was, you had these people in New York and Massachusetts saying, Let him in. There's tons of room.
• 1:26:22
  Testecleese: Yeah. So it's like, Boy.
• 1:26:23
  Brian McFadden: But that yeah, but they were. They weren't anywhere near the border. They weren't expecting people to be. And even when Biden became president he started flying them there, too, you know. He started sending them all around the countryside in the middle of the night. Nobody knew where they were going.
• 1:26:37
  Testecleese: On secret flights.
• 1:26:42
  Testecleese: but yeah, all of a sudden a handful. Was it less than 40? I think it was 12 right. Migrants showed up and brought this vineyard.
• 1:26:48
  Brian McFadden: Got the whole thing down.
• 1:26:50
  Testecleese: And all the rich people were like. No, no, no, no, not in my backyard.
• 1:26:55
  Testecleese: Yep.
• 1:26:56
  Brian McFadden: I know we had that as a show title when that happened.
• 1:26:59
  Testecleese: Nimby, I think, was the title.
• 1:27:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, of.
• 1:27:03
  Testecleese: Exactly. Not in my backyard. They're allowed in the country, just not in my neighborhood.
• 1:27:08
  Testecleese: So do you have any idea how much these mothers, vineyards, properties, cost.
• 1:27:14
  Brian McFadden: Well, Obama's got one.
• 1:27:16
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oprah has one.
• 1:27:18
  Brian McFadden: Aha!
• 1:27:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, they don't want their property value to be taken down by a whole bunch of people that can't speak the language and
• 1:27:26
  Testecleese: pardon me, but the economy is
• 1:27:30
  Testecleese: difficult in Martha's Vineyard, because it's not a huge community. It's a tiny little island off the coast of Cape Cod.
• 1:27:38
  Brian McFadden: Right?
• 1:27:39
  Brian McFadden: So it's not like you can just go open up a gas station because there's already 4 gas stations on the island.
• 1:27:44
  Brian McFadden: All we can support.
• 1:27:46
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 1:27:49
  Testecleese: There's only so much gardening, and so many people need to pick your grapes on the vineyard.
• 1:27:53
  Brian McFadden: But those people can't even afford to live on the island. They have to take the ferry across every day.
• 1:27:58
  Testecleese: That's the best part exactly. It's the people that actually do the service jobs in Roth's Vineyard
• 1:28:03
  Testecleese: take a ferry to work to and from every day.
• 1:28:06
  Brian McFadden: It's not a short fare either.
• 1:28:09
  Testecleese: It's short enough. But yeah, it's
• 1:28:13
  Testecleese: far enough that something could happen, I suppose.
• 1:28:15
  Testecleese: More than 10 min you ever been to Martha's Vineyard.
• 1:28:20
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:28:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, neither have I. I couldn't afford the fucking ferry ticket.
• 1:28:27
  El Guapo: Goddamn.
• 1:28:28
  Testecleese: Yeah. And well, I lived on the South Shore, Massachusetts, about
• 1:28:34
  Testecleese: 50 min, maybe an hour and 20 min from the tip of Cape Cod. If I made a straight drive
• 1:28:44
  Testecleese: getting paid something like 42 bucks an hour to weld.
• 1:28:49
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:28:50
  Testecleese: And I couldn't afford to go to Martha's Vineyard.
• 1:28:54
  El Guapo: Damn!
• 1:28:56
  Testecleese: And I know I'm like it.
• 1:28:58
  Testecleese: It sounds like I'm saying, oh, I got 42 bucks an hour I got paid.
• 1:29:02
  Testecleese: but that was what it cost to survive in the south shore of Massachusetts. You know what I mean.
• 1:29:08
  Testecleese: which is why it's awesome. The wife's caught in a fucking Boston paycheck
• 1:29:14
  Testecleese: salary, and we're in West Virginia.
• 1:29:20
  Testecleese: Oh, she's bringing home 6 figures, and we're living in a place that my disability pays the mortgage, you know.
• 1:29:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:29:30
  Testecleese: A lot of investments here in the next 10 years, Brian, you're going to see me buy a lot of property.
• 1:29:36
  Testecleese: Well, property's finite, so its value can only go up alright.
• 1:29:45
  Testecleese: What's this, mar-a-lago?
• 1:29:48
  Testecleese: I don't. I don't care about this mar-a-lago thing.
• 1:29:51
  Brian McFadden: Alright!
• 1:29:52
  Testecleese: If you know what's happening, tell me about it. That's cool.
• 1:29:55
  Testecleese: Well, a Democrat wants the documents that they're saying can't be released to be released so.
• 1:30:01
  Brian McFadden: It's still a smear campaign against trump.
• 1:30:05
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:30:07
  Testecleese: Is this with over his the rate of his police.
• 1:30:11
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:30:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:30:13
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 1:30:14
  El Guapo: Remember he baked at 2
• 1:30:16
  El Guapo: 2 documents and stuff like that, and then release one and tell them not to release the other one.
• 1:30:22
  Brian McFadden: It's all Jack Smith and Jack Smith vendetta. So.
• 1:30:26
  Testecleese: Speaking of something completely off topic. Just want to bring it up because it popped into my head. But
• 1:30:32
  Testecleese: Some CIA documents have been found
• 1:30:37
  Testecleese: that saying the CIA. Believed it was Lab Leak with Covid.
• 1:30:41
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 1:30:43
  Testecleese: Like. That's the accepted theory. Now.
• 1:30:51
  Testecleese: It's the whole.
• 1:30:54
  Testecleese: It was so obvious.
• 1:30:57
  Testecleese: But you called me a Nazi.
• 1:30:59
  Brian McFadden: Got it.
• 1:31:01
  Testecleese: Well, we have the repeat offender on once again. We have to teach him how to set up the auto change function on his phone.
• 1:31:10
  Brian McFadden: Phone sideways. It turns.
• 1:31:11
  Brian McFadden: We're the only ones that can see. We're not showing this. We're not.
• 1:31:19
  Testecleese: I thought you put this out on Youtube.
• 1:31:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but only audio only.
• 1:31:24
  Testecleese: Oh, we gotta come up with a cool, graphic, or something to be there. Then.
• 1:31:30
  Brian McFadden: Alright!
• 1:31:33
  Testecleese: Right.
• 1:31:33
  Ron Pascoe: So you don't run.
• 1:31:36
  Brian McFadden: He's still driving.
• 1:31:37
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:31:38
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:31:39
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. Just just finished walking a glass.
• 1:31:40
  Testecleese: You had a there's a little button for auto rotate. When you turn your phone sideways, it turns into landscape versus pro portrait mode.
• 1:31:47
  Ron Pascoe: I'm on the other end of the world.
• 1:31:51
  Testecleese: Oh, that's what you just.
• 1:31:51
  Brian McFadden: Still got the same button.
• 1:31:58
  Brian McFadden: There, that's better.
• 1:32:06
  Ron Pascoe: I'm trying to find it just for you.
• 1:32:08
  Brian McFadden: Oh, you're good now you're good.
• 1:32:10
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, goodness, I was there before, anyway, I'm back. How's things been, anyway, lads?
• 1:32:17
  Brian McFadden: Busy.
• 1:32:18
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:32:19
  Ron Pascoe: Start to keep up with the news. Trump keeps changing every 5 min.
• 1:32:23
  El Guapo: You know.
• 1:32:24
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, mate, there's some bloody things going on with those, and that yeah.
• 1:32:30
  Brian McFadden: That's been pretty much. All we talked about is nodes on the show.
• 1:32:35
  Ron Pascoe: Tip of the iceberg. Wait till he gets through all these other departments.
• 1:32:40
  Brian McFadden: I'm waiting for him to get to the Pentagon.
• 1:32:43
  Testecleese: They're doing another audit of the Pentagon.
• 1:32:46
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, it's never been done before. So be the first.st
• 1:32:49
  El Guapo: Yeah, it has.
• 1:32:52
  El Guapo: I don't think it has.
• 1:32:53
  Testecleese: No, they haven't audited.
• 1:32:55
  Testecleese: Able to reserve.
• 1:32:55
  Brian McFadden: No, they've never ordered.
• 1:32:57
  Brian McFadden: The Pentagon won an audit of the Pentagon right before 9 11, and that never happened.
• 1:33:05
  Testecleese: I could have sworn we do these every couple of years.
• 1:33:07
  Brian McFadden: No, no.
• 1:33:08
  Testecleese: Row. They failed.
• 1:33:10
  El Guapo: They never get.
• 1:33:11
  El Guapo: Let me check.
• 1:33:11
  Brian McFadden: Clark.
• 1:33:13
  Testecleese: Like, but I swear we keep doing this and saying, Where's all this money going like? I don't know.
• 1:33:18
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:33:22
  Testecleese: Thinking about.
• 1:33:23
  Brian McFadden: Okay? So the you're right. The Pentagon has never passed an audit.
• 1:33:29
  El Guapo: They were passed.
• 1:33:30
  Testecleese: It's been audited, though, right.
• 1:33:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:33:34
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:33:34
  Brian McFadden: 3 times.
• 1:33:36
  Testecleese: 3 times, okay?
• 1:33:38
  Ron Pascoe: Pete Hagg says God watched an interview with him the other day. He reckons within 3 years they'll have the Pentagon back
• 1:33:44
  Ron Pascoe: within budget.
• 1:33:47
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:33:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's gonna be tough.
• 1:33:49
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:33:49
  Ron Pascoe: A big call, isn't it?
• 1:33:53
  Brian McFadden: If he's still around in 3 years.
• 1:33:57
  Brian McFadden: they're going to be gunning for him the whole time. He's the Secretary of Defense.
• 1:34:01
  Ron Pascoe: Awesome.
• 1:34:04
  Ron Pascoe: Well, look at Chrissy name. She went back to bloody North Carolina the other day.
• 1:34:09
  Ron Pascoe: She took the head of Fema back up there with her.
• 1:34:12
  Brian McFadden: She went well, she was also in. She went down to New Orleans before the Super bowl, too, to check things out.
• 1:34:20
  El Guapo: For the freaking for the for the ad.
• 1:34:23
  Brian McFadden: Superwall.
• 1:34:24
  El Guapo: No, because of the accident that happened. Terrorist attack.
• 1:34:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. And the fact that President, by President Trump's going to the Super bowl.
• 1:34:32
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:34:36
  El Guapo: I'm glad they're in the middle of the mess.
• 1:34:42
  Brian McFadden: So.
• 1:34:43
  El Guapo: Where are we?
• 1:34:45
  Brian McFadden: Well, the New York Democrats, new York State Democrats are trying to stall the
• 1:34:53
  Brian McFadden: the election on Stefanik's house seat. They're trying to keep it vacant for months.
• 1:35:00
  Brian McFadden: They're trying to keep it as vacant as long as possible. They can even violating New York State law to do so.
• 1:35:08
  El Guapo: See.
• 1:35:09
  Brian McFadden: There's a law in place that says that the election has to be scheduled within a certain amount of time, and they're trying to go past that point of time.
• 1:35:19
  El Guapo: See this for the Democrat like rules for you, not for me, you know, because they complain about trump doing this secondary order stuff like. Oh, he shouldn't be doing this, you know. He didn't like trump never got. I mean, most were never elected shit like that. But yeah, now that
• 1:35:37
  El Guapo: fuck them. Let's have election and.
• 1:35:42
  Brian McFadden: No. Who? Who's Stefani? Was the senator or no Governor. Senators are appointed.
• 1:35:49
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 1:35:50
  Brian McFadden: Senator gets appointed, the the House of Representatives has to do a special election.
• 1:35:55
  El Guapo: New York.
• 1:35:57
  Brian McFadden: In New York, so local would be the one scheduling the election.
• 1:36:02
  El Guapo: Who's for I mean.
• 1:36:04
  Brian McFadden: It was, and it was a Long Island sea, so.
• 1:36:08
  El Guapo: Who's the funny?
• 1:36:10
  Brian McFadden: She is now in the trump administration.
• 1:36:13
  El Guapo: She's a Republican, a Democrat, I mean. He.
• 1:36:15
  Brian McFadden: He's Republican.
• 1:36:16
  El Guapo: She was a Congressman for the area.
• 1:36:19
  Ron Pascoe: I'm good.
• 1:36:23
  El Guapo: They just don't want another. I think they want to.
• 1:36:26
  Brian McFadden: They're trying to keep the the.
• 1:36:29
  El Guapo: See the bacon list. One less boat.
• 1:36:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, one less Republican vote, because the majority, the majority is so small as it is in the House of Representatives. You know, it's like corralling cats
• 1:36:41
  Brian McFadden: to get everybody to agree to something.
• 1:36:43
  Ron Pascoe: And that's what they have to do.
• 1:36:45
  Ron Pascoe: isn't she? From a safe Republican? Yeah. District.
• 1:36:49
  Brian McFadden: 3 years.
• 1:36:50
  Brian McFadden: and that's why the Dems in New York State are trying to delay the election of a new person.
• 1:36:59
  Testecleese: Well, what confuses the crap out of me is waters, Maxine waters, the ones that get in the face of trump supporters tell them they're not welcome.
• 1:37:08
  Brian McFadden: Department of Education. I'm surprised she knew where it was at.
• 1:37:11
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, jeez, her grammar is terrible.
• 1:37:16
  Testecleese: But yeah, she stormed. Tried to storm the Department of Education with a bunch of people, and they were blocked by security. She.
• 1:37:22
  Brian McFadden: Said, we pay you. We're members of Congress. Let us in.
• 1:37:26
  Testecleese: Bitch.
• 1:37:26
  Brian McFadden: We didn't. Didn't the January 6 people say the same thing? We're taxpayers. We let us in, you know.
• 1:37:35
  Ron Pascoe: When I was prison. Yeah, Marjorie Tallagrina. They went down there. They wouldn't let him in.
• 1:37:41
  Testecleese: That's the things that, though she's like. I'm Congress, I pay you. It's like no bitch.
• 1:37:47
  Brian McFadden: No, you don't.
• 1:37:48
  Testecleese: I I pay them.
• 1:37:50
  Brian McFadden: I pay you, and then I pay them too. You know you don't pay shit.
• 1:37:56
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:37:57
  Testecleese: And this is the problem. This is the problem is, these folks don't give a fuck about their voters.
• 1:38:05
  Brian McFadden: I don't even understand how these people in Texas keep voting her in.
• 1:38:09
  Testecleese: Don't!
• 1:38:11
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, Maxine Waters is. Yeah. I'm thinking of the other crazy bitch in Texas, too. There's 1 there, too.
• 1:38:18
  Testecleese: Oh, what about the one from Massachusetts? I in hers are Ali.
• 1:38:27
  Testecleese: Oh, the the Middle Eastern woman with a bald head.
• 1:38:34
  Testecleese: She's 1 of the squad.
• 1:38:38
  Testecleese: You guys can't remember her name.
• 1:38:40
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:38:44
  El Guapo: for the towel hit.
• 1:38:46
  Testecleese: I want to say Ayan Hirsi Ali.
• 1:38:48
  El Guapo: But yeah, like, personally, that's the one with the long hair.
• 1:38:53
  El Guapo: the one to marry her brother.
• 1:38:55
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, my God!
• 1:38:56
  Testecleese: New, married.
• 1:38:57
  Ron Pascoe: I I'm.
• 1:38:59
  El Guapo: Omar.
• 1:39:00
  Testecleese: Ilhan Ilhan Omar, your brother.
• 1:39:03
  Brian McFadden: So that's that's the Muslim thing to do, isn't it? Marry your brother.
• 1:39:09
  Testecleese: As long as a 9 year old.
• 1:39:13
  Brian McFadden: It got him into the country.
• 1:39:15
  Testecleese: Okay, okay.
• 1:39:16
  Testecleese: this, did anyone okay, did anyone else read this article that was shared about Denmark putting their foot down over Greenland, becoming American.
• 1:39:26
  Brian McFadden: I did.
• 1:39:27
  Testecleese: Okay. So okay, did you laugh as hard as I did when Denmark's gonna stop the United States from doing anything.
• 1:39:34
  Brian McFadden: They're not gonna stop shit.
• 1:39:36
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:39:36
  Brian McFadden: They're they're getting the EU to send their navy to Denmark to protect them, you know. Oh, no, not the you Navy.
• 1:39:44
  Testecleese: Oh! The EU!
• 1:39:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:39:47
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, yeah, I just. I got a good laugh out of this like Denmark's. Gonna
• 1:39:54
  Testecleese: 1st of all come down
• 1:39:56
  Testecleese: realistically. If this is gonna happen, Trump would ask for a vote in Greenland to see what the Greenlanders.
• 1:40:03
  Brian McFadden: But that's what everybody says would have to happen. I think that Greenland would definitely
• 1:40:10
  Brian McFadden: take some kind of status like Puerto Rico or Guam in a heartbeat.
• 1:40:16
  Testecleese: I'll make a mistake.
• 1:40:19
  Brian McFadden: But that just means they have certain responsibilities, too. Right?
• 1:40:22
  Brian McFadden: Well, they're better off as a territory.
• 1:40:25
  Testecleese: Depending on how you look at it. You don't get to vote for President.
• 1:40:28
  Testecleese: If you're most.
• 1:40:30
  Brian McFadden: Well, the Territories don't care about that.
• 1:40:32
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:40:33
  Brian McFadden: Only DC. Carries cares about the.
• 1:40:36
  El Guapo: That's a good point. Puerto Rico keeps getting off at statehood, and they don't want it.
• 1:40:40
  Brian McFadden: They get more. They get more money from the welfare system because they're not a State. They don't, and they don't pay Federal taxes.
• 1:40:47
  El Guapo: Who, who, you say, is worried about being a Federal property. DC.
• 1:40:53
  Testecleese: Yeah. DC, keeps wanting to vote for President.
• 1:40:55
  El Guapo: After Dutch goes through. I don't think there's gonna be many of them left in DC.
• 1:41:02
  El Guapo: Or the government employees.
• 1:41:03
  Brian McFadden: Load.
• 1:41:05
  El Guapo: Doge. Yeah, what does that say? Dodge.
• 1:41:08
  Testecleese: Oh, all right.
• 1:41:10
  El Guapo: I think it's gonna dude. That city's gonna change completely.
• 1:41:15
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez.
• 1:41:16
  Ron Pascoe: Sorry man.
• 1:41:16
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 1:41:20
  Testecleese: Go ahead. I don't know what you just did. I clicked something I shouldn't have that's for sure.
• 1:41:26
  Ron Pascoe: It was a good move by Donald Trump, Jr. But did you see him gather with everybody? Greenland with Charlie Kirk in that 2 days after the election.
• 1:41:34
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:41:35
  Testecleese: Yeah. When they were over in Greenland.
• 1:41:37
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right.
• 1:41:41
  Testecleese: Man. I like him.
• 1:41:44
  Ron Pascoe: Right. He's he's right in tune there, Charlie Kirk.
• 1:41:48
  Testecleese: Well, the thing is.
• 1:41:50
  Ron Pascoe: I think a lesson.
• 1:41:51
  Testecleese: Charlie Kirk knows too much like he's going to turn into a Ben Shapiro
• 1:41:58
  Testecleese: terms of you. You're going to disagree with something he has to say, and you're not going to be able to prove them wrong, no matter what.
• 1:42:03
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 1:42:04
  Testecleese: And that's always frustrating.
• 1:42:06
  Testecleese: But Kirk knows what he's talking about. He's very accurate with his data.
• 1:42:11
  Testecleese: I got a feeling we're gonna see him in the political race.
• 1:42:16
  Testecleese: In 10 years.
• 1:42:21
  Ron Pascoe: I think so too, mate.
• 1:42:22
  Testecleese: Northworm.
• 1:42:25
  Ron Pascoe: He's a big part. Don't know a lot of bloody
• 1:42:28
  Ron Pascoe: mega huts back in the universities, and that colleges.
• 1:42:32
  Testecleese: Hey? He's doing a lot of the college scene debating students.
• 1:42:40
  Testecleese: all right.
• 1:42:42
  Testecleese: So apparently Panama is looking to is actually agreeing to, and their deal.
• 1:42:50
  El Guapo: With China over the canal.
• 1:42:53
  Testecleese: After Rubio went and visited them.
• 1:42:56
  Testecleese: This is something that Trump had brought up, too, was, the panel is like. We spent all this time building the Panoc Canal. And now you're basically going to give it to China.
• 1:43:04
  El Guapo: Because they violated the treaty.
• 1:43:09
  Testecleese: And well, I believe we built the Panama Canal, and then Chuck collected enough tolls to pay for
• 1:43:16
  Testecleese: what it cost to build it, and then gave it to Panama.
• 1:43:21
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:43:23
  Brian McFadden: Well, then, the
• 1:43:24
  Brian McFadden: right after this thing came out, Panama said they didn't agree to anything with us yet, so.
• 1:43:33
  Testecleese: I was, I was about to say, All right. Well, then, how about the United States just stops using the canal? But they they really could easily enough.
• 1:43:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we're one of the main users looking now.
• 1:43:43
  Testecleese: Yeah. But realistically, we could just beat up, repair our rail system
• 1:43:49
  Testecleese: and ship everything from one coast to the other on trains.
• 1:43:54
  Testecleese: instead of cutting through the canal.
• 1:43:57
  Brian McFadden: Well, the Navy can't do that.
• 1:44:00
  Testecleese: No, we could do. We could
• 1:44:03
  Testecleese: transport goods through rail across the country, and then get on a ship
• 1:44:07
  Testecleese: instead of cutting through the canal.
• 1:44:11
  Testecleese: You know what I mean!
• 1:44:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:44:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't know. I well, jeez, I was thinking.
• 1:44:21
  Testecleese: never mind, I was thinking the Suez.
• 1:44:26
  Testecleese: No, yeah, no.
• 1:44:27
  Testecleese: Panama is the one down in South America, right?
• 1:44:30
  El Guapo: Welcome no problem.
• 1:44:32
  Testecleese: Was thrown over by Egypt.
• 1:44:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, so.
• 1:44:34
  El Guapo: From by the British, well used to.
• 1:44:36
  Testecleese: Yeah. So we could actually stop using the Panamanian Canal if we really wanted to.
• 1:44:41
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:44:42
  Testecleese: It would cost us a couple bucks. Yeah, but how much money is Panama gonna lose by not
• 1:44:48
  Testecleese: collecting the tolls from American ships?
• 1:44:51
  Ron Pascoe: Alright!
• 1:44:55
  Testecleese: Mcdonald's next.
• 1:44:56
  Testecleese: What? What American ships need to go through the Suez Canal realistically.
• 1:45:02
  El Guapo: Never really.
• 1:45:03
  Testecleese: Goods from California, going to Europe and Africa.
• 1:45:07
  Testecleese: Everything else would just go right across the Pacific or cut across the Atlantic.
• 1:45:18
  Testecleese: We'll see how this works out. We've been talking about the the canal for a while.
• 1:45:22
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:45:24
  Testecleese: All right.
• 1:45:28
  Testecleese: all right. Okay. I brought it up last time we spoke. I was wrong about these hostages taken by Hamas. I assume they were all dead.
• 1:45:36
  Brian McFadden: A good majority of them seem to be dead.
• 1:45:39
  Testecleese: Well, yeah. 2 more. Just got released right?
• 1:45:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:45:42
  Testecleese: Or 3 3, 2, thank you.
• 1:45:46
  Brian McFadden: Well, an American and 2 other hostages. So 3.
• 1:45:48
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 1:45:52
  Brian McFadden: But this American Israeli has lived in Israel for, like 3 decades.
• 1:45:59
  Testecleese: All right.
• 1:46:01
  Testecleese: I got nothing against that, I guess.
• 1:46:04
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:46:06
  Testecleese: But yeah, I assumed that all of these hostages were executed within hours.
• 1:46:12
  Brian McFadden: They kept them around for political chips, you know, for the long.
• 1:46:16
  Testecleese: I figured that by the time the.
• 1:46:18
  Brian McFadden: Let me look at how many, how many hostages Hamas is releasing compared to Israel.
• 1:46:24
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, yeah.
• 1:46:26
  Brian McFadden: The numbers are ridiculous.
• 1:46:28
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:46:28
  Testecleese: Israel took prisoners in war.
• 1:46:32
  Testecleese: Hamas took hostages by attacking a civilian population.
• 1:46:38
  Testecleese: There's a difference.
• 1:46:40
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:46:41
  Testecleese: Brian man, you probably want to get your prostate checked out. If you're getting up to Pee again.
• 1:46:45
  Brian McFadden: I'm not. I'm getting another beer.
• 1:46:47
  Testecleese: Alright. I keep mine right next to me.
• 1:46:50
  Brian McFadden: So do I. The refrigerator is right there, all right.
• 1:46:57
  Testecleese: So.
• 1:46:58
  Brian McFadden: I've only got up to pee one time during the show.
• 1:47:00
  Testecleese: Alright! Alright! Give me your.
• 1:47:02
  Brian McFadden: So far, but the seal has been broken, so look out, look it out!
• 1:47:07
  Testecleese: I got zip I got Ziploc. Mine's resealable.
• 1:47:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, okay.
• 1:47:12
  Testecleese: But okay. So we brought this up a couple of times with the North Korean troops getting involved in the Russia. Ukraine.
• 1:47:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Everybody was really worried about him.
• 1:47:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, and we kind of laughed it off.
• 1:47:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:47:25
  El Guapo: It looks like they're withdrawing themselves from the front lines.
• 1:47:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they don't wanna be there suffered such heavy losses.
• 1:47:32
  Testecleese: They're out, not help me!
• 1:47:34
  Brian McFadden: We're out of here.
• 1:47:36
  Testecleese: Not helping Kim Jong-UN's argument.
• 1:47:38
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:47:38
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:47:41
  Brian McFadden: Is China just as bad, or is it just North Korea?
• 1:47:44
  Testecleese: That's a good question. Maybe that's.
• 1:47:46
  El Guapo: Goes.
• 1:47:46
  Testecleese: It's not involved because they realize they're not actually training their guys. I don't know.
• 1:47:51
  Brian McFadden: Did not did do. When's the last time China got involved with the like? Actually the company?
• 1:47:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. But they got a million man army. So that's why.
• 1:47:57
  El Guapo: No matter. What does it. Yeah, they haven't seen one.
• 1:48:01
  Testecleese: Go ahead and get your 1 million man army to the United States.
• 1:48:06
  El Guapo: And it's not gonna help. It's not.
• 1:48:08
  Testecleese: Know how you gonna get him here.
• 1:48:10
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:48:12
  Testecleese: You're gonna fly him! You're gonna ship him on ships.
• 1:48:15
  El Guapo: Most likely.
• 1:48:16
  El Guapo: That's the only way.
• 1:48:17
  Testecleese: All right. So I see an armada carrying a million man army across the Pacific Ocean. You don't think my submarines are doing something.
• 1:48:27
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:48:29
  Testecleese: There's no way you're gonna bring a million men to the United States from China. No way.
• 1:48:32
  Brian McFadden: The.
• 1:48:35
  Testecleese: Now they may be able to do something. To get United States distracted or divided. An example would be like attacking Australia
• 1:48:44
  Testecleese: right? You would draw a ton of American attention like, Oh, fuck you! That's our big brother who's kind of a pussy. So we got to protect him. Yes, yes, repeat offender. I did that on purpose.
• 1:48:58
  Ron Pascoe: Thanks, brother.
• 1:48:59
  Testecleese: Our big.
• 1:49:00
  Ron Pascoe: We've got our crops.
• 1:49:00
  Testecleese: Bitch you didn't.
• 1:49:04
  Testecleese: Same thing. I say to our Scottish folks, I'm like, you guys are pussies like what I'm like when I was up there. You guys are a bunch of pussies. You fought a 400 year old 400 war 40 year war for independence.
• 1:49:17
  Testecleese: You're not independent time.
• 1:49:19
  Testecleese: There we're done. I'll show you guys were thrown out like fucking garbage.
• 1:49:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. You were prisoner.
• 1:49:24
  Testecleese: And you're still saying, God save the kids!
• 1:49:30
  Ron Pascoe: And right, we're trying.
• 1:49:34
  Testecleese: Meanwhile the United States revolted over a 3% tax on tea.
• 1:49:40
  Brian McFadden: And now there's talk. There should be another revolt over things in the Us. Because it's a lot more than 3%.
• 1:49:48
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, something I brought up several times the civil, the Revolution.
• 1:49:53
  Testecleese: Got kicked off over a 3% tax on team
• 1:49:57
  Testecleese: because Boston said Fuck this and threw the tea in the harbor.
• 1:50:01
  Ron Pascoe: Okay.
• 1:50:02
  Testecleese: And it. That's what sparked a whole bunch of them. Yeah. The shot heard around the world from Lexington and Concord.
• 1:50:06
  Brian McFadden: There you go!
• 1:50:07
  Testecleese: Then the battle of Bunker Hill
• 1:50:10
  Testecleese: again. Like I said, there was like an hour of just Boston history for the Revolution.
• 1:50:14
  Brian McFadden: You've been watching the History Channel.
• 1:50:17
  Testecleese: Well, and I grew up next to it, too, you know.
• 1:50:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, so.
• 1:50:21
  Testecleese: Thank you.
• 1:50:22
  Brian McFadden: You see that? We're starting to actually get real hostages released around the world. Now.
• 1:50:31
  Brian McFadden: I'm not. We're not. We're not focused on Brittany Griner anymore. We're we got people freed from Venezuela.
• 1:50:42
  El Guapo: Oh yes!
• 1:50:45
  Testecleese: Yeah. And what's his name? There? The the silk road guy got let out, too.
• 1:50:50
  Brian McFadden: Yes, he did. He got. He got his prison. That was something. Trump promised libertarians when he showed up at their convention.
• 1:50:58
  Testecleese: And they laughed at. I was like, I will pardon him. And then, exactly when when he was updated, like, I'm not even a hundred percent sure who this guy is, but everyone assures me he's and I promised him I would do it. So here it is.
• 1:51:12
  Brian McFadden: He did it. Yeah. Do you think that gains the Republicans votes down the road from the libertarians because of that? Or does.
• 1:51:20
  Testecleese: In the back.
• 1:51:20
  Brian McFadden: Down to Canada.
• 1:51:22
  Testecleese: Only if they're Maga.
• 1:51:23
  Brian McFadden: Okay. Well, Jd, Vance is going to be Maga.
• 1:51:27
  Testecleese: That's the key is, I think Jd. Vance has a good chance of winning the next one. Assuming this one goes well.
• 1:51:34
  Ron Pascoe: Look you! Look at all your bloody people trump's put into place now
• 1:51:39
  Ron Pascoe: all he's got to do in these next 2 years, mate just deliver his promises. What he said. He's going to give.
• 1:51:44
  Brian McFadden: He doesn't have 2 years.
• 1:51:46
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, no, they've got 2 years like the House and the bloody Senate.
• 1:51:49
  El Guapo: Yeah, this house in the center. We don't know how it's gonna flip.
• 1:51:53
  Testecleese: Basically.
• 1:51:54
  Brian McFadden: People are gonna start campaigning next year, and they're not going to be focused on their jobs in DC.
• 1:52:00
  Testecleese: 12 months. I got got 18 months to the.
• 1:52:03
  Brian McFadden: Post.
• 1:52:04
  Ron Pascoe: Whatever they've got. There, mate, I tell you what he's delivering already. It's only been what 19 days.
• 1:52:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, no, we're on 3 weeks now, and it's it's crazy.
• 1:52:15
  Testecleese: The problem is, they're all executive orders.
• 1:52:17
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 1:52:20
  Testecleese: The executive order can be undone by.
• 1:52:22
  Brian McFadden: Well.
• 1:52:22
  Testecleese: Executive Order.
• 1:52:23
  Brian McFadden: House of Representatives pushed the law through, pushed. They proved something on their side
• 1:52:28
  Brian McFadden: that said that a President can't executive order banning on drilling for oil.
• 1:52:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, I saw that you cannot use an executive order to ban oil drilling.
• 1:52:40
  Brian McFadden: So if the Senate approves it, Trump will sign it, and that'll be like Obamacare. It'll be total. It'll be a whole lot harder to get rid of, because it'll be an actual law and not an executive order.
• 1:52:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, you're right. Exactly the whole.
• 1:52:54
  Brian McFadden: That's been our biggest gripe about the executive orders. Every time a new administration comes in that doesn't agree with your executive orders. With a swipe of a pen. They're gone.
• 1:53:04
  Testecleese: For Obama.
• 1:53:05
  Brian McFadden: Yup, exactly.
• 1:53:07
  Testecleese: It just takes a swipe of my pen to get this stuff done.
• 1:53:11
  Testecleese: He was the one who made the executive orders a thing like a big deal thing it was
• 1:53:16
  Testecleese: it was supposed to be. We got this law coming into effect. It's gonna take 18 months to happen that way. So I'm gonna do an executive order to make it happen tomorrow.
• 1:53:27
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:53:28
  Testecleese: And that's what it's supposed to be.
• 1:53:30
  Testecleese: And now it's turned into the President's fucking writing a law.
• 1:53:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:53:35
  Testecleese: And that's not the way it's supposed to work.
• 1:53:37
  Brian McFadden: Whether the law is good or the law is bad, they don't care. It's whatever the President says goes. It's like almost making the President a dictator.
• 1:53:46
  Ron Pascoe: Just one day.
• 1:53:50
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 1:53:50
  Ron Pascoe: Only for one day.
• 1:53:53
  Testecleese: I'm having trouble hearing you.
• 1:53:55
  Brian McFadden: Only for one day.
• 1:53:56
  Ron Pascoe: Was it only $4.
• 1:53:57
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:53:58
  Brian McFadden: You want to be a dictator for one day.
• 1:54:01
  Testecleese: Well, El Salvador!
• 1:54:03
  Testecleese: Oh, God!
• 1:54:03
  Brian McFadden: That was a a big joke that trump didn't spun the dems off crazy like, you know.
• 1:54:11
  Brian McFadden: I'm gonna be a Democrat. I'm gonna pay. I'm gonna be a dictator for a day and get retribution. Blah blah blah.
• 1:54:19
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. Didn't they lose their heads?
• 1:54:23
  Testecleese: Still quoting that. And it's like, Okay, that one day has come and gone.
• 1:54:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:54:28
  Testecleese: You know, just just like these climate change folk like
• 1:54:34
  Testecleese: the world. And the problem is, they're getting dumb. And now they're saying, the world's gonna end in 5 years at least.
• 1:54:41
  Brian McFadden: No, you gotta do the Al Gore method and make it past your lifetime so you can't be held accountable for it.
• 1:54:47
  Testecleese: Exactly. They used to do it. So it's past I'm dead. So it's at least I wasn't wrong when I was logically proven wrong, right like Greg Thunberg is like.
• 1:54:57
  Testecleese: how dare you? How dare you.
• 1:55:01
  Brian McFadden: Thunberg's not even a thing anymore.
• 1:55:03
  Testecleese: If you want.
• 1:55:03
  Testecleese: She's too busy calling the Jews terrible names.
• 1:55:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, she doesn't worry. She doesn't care about the climate anymore. She's probably flying around in a private jet.
• 1:55:14
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:55:15
  Brian McFadden: Remember when she sailed across the country for us the Atlantic on a sailboat, because she refused to fly here.
• 1:55:22
  Testecleese: Yeah. But meanwhile she was followed by a fleet of carbon fiber vessels. So to protect her like, you know, we're not gonna let you drown, because, you know, a 17 year old autistic girl.
• 1:55:37
  Testecleese: more oil is used to make these vessels than would it cost to fly her.
• 1:55:43
  Brian McFadden: It's the principal.
• 1:55:46
  Testecleese: That's the thing is these assholes who fly around the world and tell us we're ending the world.
• 1:55:52
  Brian McFadden: They're doing it on their private jets when they go to that climate change summit in the in the Middle East, you know, there's like 5 million private jets. There.
• 1:56:02
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I brought this up recently how the 1% used up their quote carbon.
• 1:56:08
  Brian McFadden: Carbon.
• 1:56:09
  Testecleese: Rations for the year already in a couple days.
• 1:56:13
  Testecleese: Is it because they're the ones saying we need to cut down our carbon footprint, and they're the ones used making the carbon footprint.
• 1:56:19
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:56:22
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ. I bet I burn! I bet my carbon footprint is smaller
• 1:56:29
  Testecleese: that anyone who complains about it right now.
• 1:56:32
  El Guapo: Yeah, probably, right?
• 1:56:35
  Testecleese: Now I drive an hour once a month to Walmart.
• 1:56:42
  Testecleese: I drive into town once a week, which is about 12 min
• 1:56:49
  Testecleese: to get some gross, you know, basic groceries. And besides that.
• 1:56:55
  Testecleese: I'm in my house running off the grid, which? Okay, okay, that's a carbon footprint. Yes. But so is anyone complaining about it is attached to the grid, too, you know.
• 1:57:06
  Brian McFadden: Where are you? Gonna get your solar panels.
• 1:57:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, I keep. Look. I looked into them again recently.
• 1:57:12
  Brian McFadden: Good luck!
• 1:57:13
  Testecleese: They had the subsidies in mass.
• 1:57:16
  Testecleese: And I looked at it. And I was like, Yeah.
• 1:57:20
  Testecleese: it's gonna take me like 25 years to get this money back, you know.
• 1:57:23
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:57:24
  Brian McFadden: It was that with a battery, or just without the without, the battery.
• 1:57:27
  Testecleese: That was with a battery. But the the cost is gonna cost me to put on there to install it. It was, gonna take me like 25 years to get my! This is like a fucking mortgage.
• 1:57:37
  Brian McFadden: It is it really is.
• 1:57:39
  Brian McFadden: And most the way they're selling in Virginia is they don't even sell them with the batteries.
• 1:57:44
  Brian McFadden: and I'm like my brother got it without the battery, I'm like, well, what's the point of it? You know, if you're gonna have solar, you need a battery, too, you know
• 1:57:52
  Brian McFadden: you're on there.
• 1:57:52
  Brian McFadden: You're on the grid after it gets dark, you know, so you're from the power company. Then.
• 1:57:59
  Testecleese: You. You live in Virginia dude?
• 1:58:03
  Testecleese: you want solar energy when it's sunny out, because you don't have a battery, you can't collect it. You want solar energy when it's sunny out, put in a fucking skylight.
• 1:58:15
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:58:16
  Brian McFadden: Like today. It was cloudy all day, so I guarantee you didn't make any of his own power today.
• 1:58:24
  Testecleese: If you
• 1:58:24
  Testecleese: want to be warm when the sun's go up, when the sun's out, go out, when the sun is out.
• 1:58:33
  Brian McFadden: So what do you think about El Salvador offering to house violent criminals and deportees of any nationality.
• 1:58:42
  Testecleese: Makes me a little concerned about the welfare of El Salvador or the prisoners. They may be willing to house.
• 1:58:49
  Brian McFadden: Well, here in another article we don't have included in here is Gitmo.
• 1:58:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't know what I think of that shipping these migrants to Gitmo.
• 1:59:05
  Testecleese: I'm not necessarily against it, because they're not citizens.
• 1:59:09
  El Guapo: Well, at the same time you send it back to the country. Okay, this is what happened in Salvador. When Bill Clinton was deported. A lot of criminals and stuff
• 1:59:18
  El Guapo: a lot of game members when they put it back to Saba, they created Ms 13.
• 1:59:23
  El Guapo: And that's what happened.
• 1:59:25
  El Guapo: So when you start sending criminals from here over back to the original country. They didn't violate any local laws, so they're innocent.
• 1:59:35
  El Guapo: you know. So
• 1:59:38
  El Guapo: they're probably gonna have the same effect that happened in Savador back. If you send this criminal back to their origin country of origin, they're not gonna get arrested. Nothing because.
• 1:59:46
  Brian McFadden: How much were you paying, El Salvador.
• 1:59:48
  El Guapo: To take our our deportees away
• 1:59:52
  El Guapo: depends on depends how they negotiate things, you know.
• 1:59:58
  El Guapo: because right now, every every gang member, the
• 2:00:03
  El Guapo: he came out with this. This thing called no idle time.
• 2:00:07
  El Guapo: So if you're less violent criminal with every you work your way out of prison, you have to do something constructed, and it's learn a skill something like that, and whatever time you offer it goes against your sentence and stuff like that. So you get like you shave off some of your time.
• 2:00:25
  Brian McFadden: What if you're not? What if you're violent in prison?
• 2:00:28
  El Guapo: They just stay like a really violent one. They just stay in prison.
• 2:00:31
  Testecleese: Okay, well, this next one, Brian.
• 2:00:34
  Testecleese: I'm not even sure what foreign nation this is, but I'm pretty sure I agree with their president.
• 2:00:41
  Testecleese: They're saying.
• 2:00:42
  Brian McFadden: Columbia.
• 2:00:44
  Testecleese: Oh, they're saying, cocaine is only legal because it's made in Latin America. We need to legalize it.
• 2:00:49
  El Guapo: What?
• 2:00:49
  Brian McFadden: Columbia. President Blah blah Petro claimed Tuesday that cocaine is only illegal around the world because it's produced in Latin American countries, and that legalizing. It would help strip power from the cartels.
• 2:01:04
  Testecleese: Why.
• 2:01:04
  El Guapo: Brown.
• 2:01:05
  Testecleese: Columbia. Make it legal, then.
• 2:01:07
  El Guapo: He's probably better with them. That's why.
• 2:01:10
  Testecleese: No, but this guy is saying that the rest of the world is racist.
• 2:01:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:01:14
  El Guapo: He's a fucking leftist. That's why.
• 2:01:16
  Testecleese: It legal? But is it legal?
• 2:01:17
  Brian McFadden: No, it's not legal in Colombia, of course not.
• 2:01:20
  El Guapo: So so he's racist, too. No.
• 2:01:24
  Brian McFadden: He needs to. He needs to practice what he preaches, you know, make it legal in Colombia, and see what happens. And then maybe the rest of the world will follow suit.
• 2:01:34
  Testecleese: Oh, man, I miss cocaine.
• 2:01:37
  Brian McFadden: Never tried it.
• 2:01:38
  El Guapo: You don't like it, you just.
• 2:01:39
  Testecleese: Bullshit almost came out. Your nose there. Huh!
• 2:01:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:01:47
  Testecleese: Oh, been a long time, not a kid anymore.
• 2:01:51
  Brian McFadden: No, not at all.
• 2:01:53
  Testecleese: Oh, shit! You want to go through all this stuff.
• 2:01:57
  Testecleese: There's a lot more still.
• 2:01:59
  Brian McFadden: No, we don't have to.
• 2:02:02
  Brian McFadden: You can stop wherever you want to stop.
• 2:02:04
  Testecleese: I'll bring up that the 60 min interview that trump brought up.
• 2:02:09
  Brian McFadden: Then he sued Cbs over and they've they finally Cbs, and then.
• 2:02:14
  Testecleese: Yeah. Cbs handed over their documents to the Fcc.
• 2:02:19
  Testecleese: And.
• 2:02:20
  Brian McFadden: Was right.
• 2:02:21
  Testecleese: Yeah. And the Fcc. Is like, no, you definitely edited this and altered it to make it make her look better.
• 2:02:29
  Testecleese: We brought this up when it happened, because we watched the clips that came out, and then.
• 2:02:33
  Brian McFadden: We're like, no way. This is the real clips.
• 2:02:39
  Testecleese: oh, jeez Pentagon, I don't give a Fuck, oh, Pardon, me.
• 2:02:47
  Testecleese: now, chuck Todd's leaving Nbc don't care.
• 2:02:51
  Brian McFadden: Oh, he's already got his. He's already got his podcast. Going.
• 2:02:56
  Testecleese: Yeah. Or Jim Accosta, yeah.
• 2:02:58
  El Guapo: Okay, so.
• 2:02:59
  Brian McFadden: Nobody's nobody's. Gonna listen. He's gonna have less listeners and viewers, and we've got.
• 2:03:07
  Brian McFadden: but because people he's got a name he'll get somebody to pay for it for a little while.
• 2:03:15
  Testecleese: What about the the plane? Crash into the helicopter in DC.
• 2:03:20
  Brian McFadden: Did we talk about this.
• 2:03:21
  El Guapo: No!
• 2:03:21
  El Guapo: No!
• 2:03:22
  El Guapo: For me!
• 2:03:23
  Brian McFadden: That's where we should go next, and.
• 2:03:25
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:03:25
  Brian McFadden: Go over there.
• 2:03:28
  Testecleese: I have a strong feeling that a lot of this has to do with the fact that military and civilian
• 2:03:36
  Testecleese: channel organizations use different channels.
• 2:03:40
  Brian McFadden: Well, there's also there's a couple other factors involved here, too. One is that
• 2:03:47
  Brian McFadden: the Reagan Tower didn't have enough people. They didn't have somebody totally dedicated monitoring helicopter traffic.
• 2:03:57
  Brian McFadden: And it's come out that the electronic location system was turned off in the Black Hawk.
• 2:04:05
  Testecleese: Military Aircraft.
• 2:04:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but they're still equipped with it, and they're flying around and.
• 2:04:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, every other.
• 2:04:12
  Brian McFadden: Like airspace, it should be turned on for that.
• 2:04:15
  El Guapo: Every civilian aircraft is automatically you got no choice to turn it off military when they do, and they turn it off, and that's why, they couldn't see the altitude.
• 2:04:25
  Brian McFadden: Or what the altitude of the helicopter.
• 2:04:26
  Brian McFadden: Apparently they were flying way too hot. They weren't cleared to fly at 400 feet, and they were.
• 2:04:32
  Testecleese: Well, I finally listened to another episode of the no agenda show.
• 2:04:36
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 2:04:37
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay, well, he's all about, you know. He's a helicopter pilot and an aircraft pilot.
• 2:04:43
  Testecleese: And a plane pilot. Yes, and Adam Curry explained to me that different altitudes are used for traveling in different directions.
• 2:04:51
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:04:52
  Testecleese: You go higher up, and that's you're supposed to travel like
• 2:04:55
  Testecleese: from north to south. Then a certain height you switch from like north to south, to like east to west.
• 2:05:01
  Brian McFadden: And this plane also requested you use the short runway.
• 2:05:05
  Testecleese: Which means you had to turn around.
• 2:05:06
  Brian McFadden: Yep, yep, and fly right over the Potomac.
• 2:05:10
  El Guapo: And.
• 2:05:12
  Testecleese: And then there was that wreck in Pennsylvania.
• 2:05:17
  Brian McFadden: Medical medical plane went down.
• 2:05:20
  Testecleese: Yeah. Geez! Did you see the wreckage from that.
• 2:05:25
  El Guapo: Shit I was like in a minute, like what the hell is going on. I was getting notification.
• 2:05:30
  Testecleese: The dude on the ground died.
• 2:05:32
  El Guapo: Yeah, I guess he wasn't for the plane. It was the fire. He couldn't get out of his vehicle.
• 2:05:36
  Testecleese: Fire that spread from me. Yeah.
• 2:05:38
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 2:05:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:05:39
  Testecleese: Jeez. We have houses burned down, cars burned down.
• 2:05:43
  El Guapo: Yeah, it was like you were just driving, getting some drive through. And next to that plane crashed next to you like.
• 2:05:48
  Testecleese: Plane lands on you.
• 2:05:49
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:05:51
  Brian McFadden: Crazy.
• 2:05:52
  Testecleese: Oh, man, that's.
• 2:05:53
  El Guapo: But what it said is, probably the pilots got Hayes
• 2:05:58
  El Guapo: haze haze out. Gray's out. You cannot tell where the horizon is.
• 2:06:04
  El Guapo: so that's why they went down quick or so.
• 2:06:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, I, from what I understand, something went wrong very quickly. It was like 30 seconds.
• 2:06:12
  El Guapo: Yeah, they didn't use the instrument flying. They use the visual, and that's what it got Grays out.
• 2:06:20
  El Guapo: And that's what did. Jfk. Died from Junior
• 2:06:25
  El Guapo: he was. He was flying through the New England South.
• 2:06:29
  Brian McFadden: He was flying to Martha Vineyard.
• 2:06:30
  El Guapo: Yeah, he couldn't tell where the horizon is. So that's how he ended up crashing.
• 2:06:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, how do you supposed to use your we should year.
• 2:06:40
  El Guapo: Yeah, such a high speed that his body oh, everybody's body was coquet backwards
• 2:06:48
  El Guapo: the spine of the yeah.
• 2:06:52
  Testecleese: Alright! Well.
• 2:06:55
  El Guapo: Ryan.
• 2:06:56
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 2:06:57
  Testecleese: I think that's our show.
• 2:06:59
  Brian McFadden: Alright!
• 2:07:01
  Testecleese: Strange it.
• 2:07:02
  Brian McFadden: Got it.