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Oral Failure: Xbox Series X & Chris Pratt Cast in Thor · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  [Music] welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things nerdy guys I'm taking a huge risk doing
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  this podcast right now huge risk go on so the true
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  achievements competition I'm in at the moment the that this round ends at
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  midnight tonight so in an hour and a half oh you've got 24 hours basically oh
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  no okay gotcha 18 hours my my my my hour and a half right right right yeah the
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  problem is is I'm not really above the elimination line by a lot oh in fact
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  there's only 37 people beneath me in that you have been inducted into the
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  Xbox Hall of Fame yeah surely they they give you some kind of handicap now when
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  you're going for these achievements no they don't and people on this website
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  can be a bit toxic but yes so just yeah just want everyone know this is what I'm
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  doing for our listeners right now while you're recording the show so did you say
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  there's 37 people Beneath You y so like 37 people have to be eliminated before
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  you'll be eliminated that seems fine or is that no that's that's can that can
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  change very quickly I mean how many people competing
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  because I I'm assuming more than about 40 people are
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  like seems pretty good position at this point well no my position is
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  680 they they eliminate sort of 20% of everyone in a competition every week
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  just whatever they feel like Dan you can never tell you just got to be really
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  careful because you know so yeah it's everyone beneath position 715 will get
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  eliminated they've said 715 is the magic number this week watch yourselves and
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  next week it'll be 20% again and yeah right just goes down so I've now the
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  position I'm recompete no no no this you get
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  eliminated you're out and it's a 26 we competition [ __ ] drive around a
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  kneecap your mate what week are we doesn't make any sense you don't play
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  the Xbox with your knees but they do it anyway [ __ ] sick we're only in round
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  six which is yeah I I I would have expected to make around 10 but now you
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  don't want the unnecessary stress in your life well with this it's a lot
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  harder than it was in years past so now it's only based on there's a
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  this website true achievements they use a ratio of the achievements so it's not
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  actually the gamer score it's how much how hard it seem to be to get the
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  achievement if that makes sense so they they've got to tally they work out how
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  many people have the game how many people have unlocked certain
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  achievements and then they play they just created a job for themselves
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  basically which is kind of the dream isn't it where they like you know what
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  I'm going to I've decided I'm going to be someone who determines how hard
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  achievements actually are on the Xbox that's going to be my job so do they let
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  you know ahead of time which games give you the more difficult achievements well
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  no because that's the thing like when a new game comes out it'll like Skyrock it
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  up quite High when everyone starts gets the game start playing it and then it
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  goes down it takes about a month or two for it to Plateau to its actual level
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  what I mean is do you know when you're being scaled higher or lower based on
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  the game you're playing it's always changing is it okay is the difficulty
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  based on just how many people got the achievement or is it based on someone
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  actually physically sits down and goes this one's pretty hard no they just work
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  out how many people have the game and how many people have all those people
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  that have the game how many have unlocked that particular achievement
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  yeah right but is this also peer reviewed are people like posting Forum
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  somewhere going oh okay I've had [ __ ] trouble with this so this is they just
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  all they do is they just basically use the Xbox API so they log in they get the
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  statch from there and then okay system works it out for them now this year they're doing a
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  slight difference where in years past what they've done is they've also
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  included the gamer score this year they're just including the difference
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  between the gamer score and the true achievement worth so say you had a
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  particular hard achievement and that was like 10 game score but it was actually
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  on their rating would be 100 right so you would get 90 points from that oh but
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  if you got a particular easy achievement that was like everyone gets it so there
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  are some games where you get an achievement for hitting the button yeah
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  finishing the tutorial yeah so that one that would be 10 and it would be worth
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  10 so you'd get no points for that yeah right so it's all about trying to get
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  people to play those harder achievements and yeah so I can't just exactly grab an
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  easy game and do it but it's also made me stop playing other
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  games I think the way to beat this is to play very very hard games but that
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  you've already played but not on the same
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  account well what why would I do that and people do do that then you're
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  getting difficult achievements that are scaled high but that you already know
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  well people in the Hall of Fame there was some like short-term competitions
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  like in the next three weeks most person people to get the most achievements in
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  that three weeks people went and created old accounts and things like that just
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  to go and do that because I could get 100,000 in a weekend pretty much maybe
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  not quite a weekend but a week easy there are games that you can finish in
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  five minutes like 100% done and here's
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  me just playing games I like for fun like
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  IDI I will only ever the only time I ever maybe get my other account out is
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  when I need to play co-op with yourself yourself I don't like play with
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  people wait wait wait wait wait so you have another paid Xbox Live
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  account no because it's on oh on your Xbox my home console I just shares yeah
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  so as far as I know L doesn't pay for any of his accounts anymore oh yeah good
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  point they just hand him to um no I've actually I think I'm paid up to 2023 now
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  or something once they send me my new year subscription my situation with that
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  has changed slightly this week which we could talk about but I wanted to ask do
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  you get any kind of Advantage being on a
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  different Xbox to a lot of people because I imagine in that room right now
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  we haven't talked about this yet you've got a different Xbox correct I do I now
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  have my Xbox series X just the one my Xbox my box yeah I haven't sent my other one
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  yet I've heard that they're sending out this week and the Xbox One X is sitting
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  just there which I don't use anymore yeah sort of sad I've already I'm happy
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  I got the extra hard drive for my series X because I've already filled up one
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  terabyte well I'm glad I didn't because I have
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  not I it didn't take
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  long at all it's actually take me a while I also went and brought a new
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  steering wheel for it really even though I had a steering wheel a Logitech
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  released a new one the g923 in August which is meant to be
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  really good went out and got that and I was looking forward to sitting down and
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  playing dirt five which is a new racing game came out dirts
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  somehow they thought it would be a good idea to release a driving game that
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  doesn't support steering wheels yet huh all right I I'm so conf fused by that
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  was a choice they made so I spent a lot of money on the steering wheel I spent a
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  lot of money on the game and it's going to sit there for about a month until
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  they patch it so I can use them to get see I was going to say you could play
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  like I think Forza supports it's got the Xbox series X upgrade but you've already
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  probably got all the achievements in that haven't you so it's not interesting
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  to you no I was actually playing it today and got a few there some I still
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  haven't got I do enjoy it but I'm not the greatest at it and some of the there
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  are some achievements where I'm just not going to try for some people say they're
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  not the greatest at things and it's hyperbole when Luke says it he's like
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  I'm not going to do it unless I can literally be the greatest at
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  it well things like I don't like to do I don't like to play with people and one
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  of them is complete five player versus player races and I don't want to do it
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  because I don't know sometimes when I have tried to play with people they're
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  just quite mean and you don't even want to play [ __ ] shadow
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  account well why would I play with my shadow account if I don't I would get
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  achievements but on my shadow account which means nothing to me but surely you
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  can play against yourself to get the achievement that you've played five games against
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  someone could probably do that now I've got the two Xboxes up here yeah there you go
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  maybe Matt Luke's not the only one who has the new Xbox you've got one there
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  too right I do I do what are you thinking of it uh well I I I think I was
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  a little stressed cuz it does not fit in
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  my TV cabinet at all no way no how it is currently it's like that t like that TV
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  I had Dan when we lived in no takes three of us to carry it up
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  the stairs yeah the 120 kgr television that I bought it's it will not fit in
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  the TV cam at all except for the way that I've got it now which is like the
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  wrong way in on a shelf so there lying down in the long way so the controls are
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  pointing to the left uh and I mean it's in there and I can use it so that's fine
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  and got no it's it's big it's too big
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  there's no shelf that it fits on cuz all the shelves are designed to take you
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  know a device like you know like the the audio reason as long as you've got the
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  fan pointing out I think you should be fine I mean it's been fine I've been
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  playing uh I mean I've been playing Assassin's Creed Odyssey pretty much
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  exclusively on it which I do think is quite funny because it's not a Xbox
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  series X enhanced game at all no but see I got the benefit of the fact that I
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  never had a Xbox One X so just seeing that game in 4k blew my [ __ ] mind
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  anyway and so I'm thoroughly enjoying it
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  yeah and I wanted to ask what is what what games are there like what are the
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  what is a Xbox series X game like what uh well Assassin's Creed fora is that
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  actually or is it just like that well it's it's it's sort
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  of hard to say it that because that also came out on the Xbox one yeah so my
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  question is like honesty looks fantastic to me I think it looks [ __ ] beautiful
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  so is Valhalla just going to look the same or is it actually going to be noticeably
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  better well I don't know because I haven't played it on the one I've only
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  on the one I've only played on the series X now so just how it looks to me
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  and it looks good no no but I'm saying okay but compared to Odyssey do you
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  think it looks better than Odyssey I haven't played Odyssey in about two
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  three years is it that old there you go
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  be at least two years I'd say all right all right well I launched no man sky as
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  well uh that does seem to look a little bit better I did I launched that and
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  that does look a lot better from what I remember it but couldn't get back into it oh
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  really yeah so that's basically the two things I've played on
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  it uh I'm waiting for uh cyberp Punk now
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  which is also not series X enhanced at launch uh but that's fine cuz like I
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  said I've never seen a series X enhanced game so far I'll just keep it that way
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  until halfway through the game it'll switch over and you'll just be like huh
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  this is nice yeah well look as I've been saying for a while now the thing I've
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  been most looking forward to is just faster load times and the load times are
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  amazing fast travel in Odyssey is like it's completely different now it just
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  takes like two three seconds yep instead of the well I'm going to hit this and
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  then I'm going to hit here for like 45 seconds yeah no it's [ __ ] real real
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  first world problems when it takes like 45
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  seconds and I do have to thank Luke um for throwing me a bone here uh because
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  you know I was I was starting to have some fomo have some
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  regret we regret yeah just when you were
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  talking about you know the possibility that they would arrive I would I was
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  starting but you know Luke attempted to pre-order several yeah um and then was
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  given one because [ __ ]
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  um so so I've bought a pre-order off of Luke yes and uh I'll be getting one in a
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  couple of weeks so it's literally a race now to see what gets here first my
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  [ __ ] television from Singapore orbox I do want to make it clear to
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  people I'm not making money off this it's no he's telling me something
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  because he's gotten something free but I'm not sort of Mark doing a mark up oh
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  crap why is you recording a mark up but he's he's getting money for something he
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  is also getting for free Luke's not recording I'm I'm not recording for some
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  reason oh what foolish I tested this and it
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  [Music] worked sorry about that that was my
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  fault that's all right guys I can hear you in
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  Stereo I no I export these in mono
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  Dan yeah because we because each week we
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  press a vinyl record of each episode oh that's right I forgot yeah listen Dan
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  Dan man's a particular format of the show be delivered to him weekly yeah
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  with with great and new bile women what I was saying just before I realized I wasn't
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  recording was that I'm not one of these people that went out and got pre-orders
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  just to try and make money off no that's there is people out there that are
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  selling them for like $1,000 to $1,500 those people are scum yes I do I
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  do appreciate Luke sold his uh pre-order onto me for the recommended retail price
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  in Australia which is more made dollar yeah you did you did we rounded off but
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  I was baffled about all that because uh on the on the day on release
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  day you know people were listing them for you know thousands thousands of
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  dollars and everything like that and then I just went on an ordered one uh
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  for the normal price so in fact not even for normal price Matt didn't you get
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  your second one on your like prepaid interest free rates I got I got yeah I
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  got the uh uh Xbox all access is that what it's called I've got tab I think
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  that's the same same as it's called here as well yeah I wasn't going to do that
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  but then I went on to uh because I knew I saw that Walmart had them and I went
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  on there and it said do you want to do you want to get it on all access and I
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  was like well I might as well try it and then uh it went oh yeah no worri
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  approved All That Jazz so can you just instead of paying that
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  month to month just go hey I just want to pay it off
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  now or do you have to do thing cuz are they
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  hoping I guess they could cuz yeah they're hoping that people are just
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  going to default and that's how they will make money but there's no reason
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  there's no reason where you'd need to this is with a credit union this is not
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  with Microsoft so no no I don't mean Microsoft Oh you mean the credit union
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  is hoping oh of course that's how they that's how they always they're always hoping happen
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  yeah um but yeah I guess I could just pay this off probably I didn't think
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  about that but yeah I got uh no you want money in your pocket Matt you want that
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  money in your bank account oh I know
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  with Z interest yeah yeah so I got Xbox
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  series X and I got 24 months of Game Pass ultimate I did the math and it
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  works yeah I did the math on it works out the Xbox series X was 20 bucks
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  cheaper Zer cents yeah I don't understand why uh but it is cuz nor when
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  they try and get you onto a payment plan it's caus over the life of that plan
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  you're going to be paying a lot more it could be something to do with the fact
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  that CU in in this method of of buying
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  it for some reason I paid less tax I don't don't ask me why because I don't
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  understand how any of that works here whereas over 24 months Xbox game pass
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  ultimate I'm paying more tax you know what I'm saying so maybe that's why it
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  seems like the Xbox is cheaper to me cuz I'm paying less tax on the on Game Pass
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  over which doesn't affect you I mean it's it's still just in your pocket
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  [ __ ] whatever anyway this will arrive uh Wednesday that's great awesome so
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  I'll have two before Dan has one yeah y yeah mine my second one shipping this
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  week the one that Microsoft is sending me for B being me mhm but luk people are
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  asking me people are asking me why you're in the Hall of Fame and they're
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  not saying it like why is Luke in the Hall of Fame they they're literally just
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  asking is there a specific thing you did that got you okay what happened was I
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  didn't actually come first in any of the categories mhm mhm one guy came first in
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  two of them and with the prizes you could only win like one
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  category but I came second in both of
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  them and this is me without trying that's great without me actually trying
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  like if I had known like when I signed up I G yeah I'll sign up I've got no
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  chance of winning mhm but then when I actually had a look at the guy who won
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  in Australia and my score I've gone like I'm now in front of you if they had have
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  kept that competition open for like a week more and we're talking about
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  achievements earned from 2013 doesn't matter man doesn't matter I would have beat him
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  so yeah you took you took one of his trophies mate and
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  also you're at stallion 83 stallion 83
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  83 he's the first Xbox player to get um
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  a million gamer score years ago mhm but he didn't win any of the the things he
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  came in second in one and he gets inducted to Hall of Fame for that so I
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  can if he can count it I'm taking it you
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  do what's the name of the guy who whose title you have now shared
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  in um let me because whoever it is he
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  knows your name because you are now his Nemesis well the funny thing is is there
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  are people that are higher than both me and him so we're not quite sure how it
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  worked or other people just didn't sign up for the competition I mean if there's
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  one thing you do it sign up yeah
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  money cuz like i' I've now actually drop back to 11 11th in Australia which kind
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  of sucks I need to fix that yeah yeah
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  but I've I got an achievement yesterday a while I I can't remember
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  something in Assassin's Creed I think I just finished a chapter
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  of the game or something got to the next chapter got an achievement thanks thanks
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  Ubisoft appreciate it um you
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  got scourge of something achievement
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  thanks for cl scourge of something achievement you been you getting a few
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  gge word what what the [ __ ] does gge mean you've gotten you got two on the
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  13th two on the 14th and one on the 15th so you're lying to us now did
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  I not tell me sometimes they it
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  doesn't sometimes it just doesn't but that was a problem I had on the 1X I
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  didn't think it was on the series X as well but so yes it is slightly off topic
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  but speaking of Ubisoft yeah oh God yeah we had a big this is
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  confusing we we had an emotional roller coaster this week I think they had a
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  bigger one oh yeah so we as in the community not yeah I'm [ __ ] confused
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  about this so listeners if you missed this um halfway through the day a couple
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  of days ago um it was reported that
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  there was a hostage situation at the
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  Montreal offices of Ubisoft um there was full of employees barricading thems on
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  the roof of the building which would be terrifying there for 2 hours cops
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  surrounding the B the building and over the next few hours we were waiting to to
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  find out what happened and then it ended up dled employees a gamer coming in like
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  is it something to do with being the
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  anniversary of the atts terrorist attack
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  yeah because Ubisoft have had some Islam
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  related content in the past that somebody might still be angry
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  about um it was none of that oh and now
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  Matt's gone is he back I'm here I'm here okay okay your voice is there but your
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  face is not yeah sorry sure it's not your fault refes for
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  some reason but yeah it just turned out to be a hoax but I'm confused how if it
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  was a hoax like from a 911 call why people would barricade themselves but a
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  hoax 911 call is still terrorism right like if if you called in and said
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  someone's got a gun and everyone should get up on the [ __ ]
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  roof I think they need to start treating it like that and people need to be cuz
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  people still find hoax is funny oh when
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  you say hoax you don't mean like oh you
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  like people were on the [ __ ] roof yeah yeah for 2 hours though were up
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  there that's why I was confused when they said oh no it turns out it's
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  nothing I mean what do you mean it's nothing why were they [ __ ] yeah
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  obviously it's not nothing what and there's been no update since the police
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  came out and went no there was no threat but and we evacuated everyone I'm s of
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  if there was no threat why did you evacuate May wonder is there is it they
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  just don't want to give it publicity if there was something like
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  language even when it was going they were very careful to not use the word hostage
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  situation um I mean we we used it obviously but yeah I mean we certainly
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  did we'll use it now we'll double down on it we will double we episode it was a
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  hostage situation yeah but even on the even the stories I was reading it was
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  there's a potential hostage situation and these people are barricading
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  themselves on the roof and they can't get out to me that's a hostage situation
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  yeah that were whether anyone was keeping them hostage or not they were hostages they kept
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  themselves hostage what I'm what my theory for what happened was they did
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  get a the police got a phone call the police called there and said hey we've
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  heard this report and then intering going the intern at the front
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  desk has panicked cuz they've just had their their security training and a lot
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  of places now will have like a code gray and a code black which is code gray is
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  like get out or protect yourself code black is get ready to fight I don't know
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  depends on you where you are yeah I'm think coming just had that training got
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  got a bit eager when the police called and they've just acted and got everyone
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  we're under attack we're assuming that that that the the [ __ ] pipeline of
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  emergency communications in Canada is someone calls 911 or whatever the
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  equivalent is and says I'm in the building and I've got a gun and the cops
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  then instead of reacting to it or turning up on the scene they just ring
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  Ubisoft and say yeah listen um there's a
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  crazed gunman somewhere in the building um respond to that however you want I'm
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  assuming they would be sending police car out while they get they in to pick
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  up the phone what I don't think they ring I don't think they ring I think
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  they just respond I think they would I no I think they'd respond and they would ring
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  maybe and then two hours later they went did you call Ubisoft and tell him it was
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  a hoax oh no I forgot yeah but I mean were they as vague with the Ubisoft
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  receptionist as they were with the Press hey yeah look this is the mon police I
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  don't want to use the word hostage situation but you guys should probably
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  barricade the like that I love imagine it was it was like a what do you call it
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  a a fire drill and by barricading
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  themselves on the roof they failed oh
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  yeah like yeah even the FES can't get up there now yeah what was what was the
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  next phase of that plan although yeah I guess yeah we don't we really don't know
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  and I mean it's good that we can make jokes about it now people were making
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  jokes about it at the time on Twitter which was not appropriate yeah well even
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  they this why I think people are the worst so people are making jokes about
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  um Gavin Free being dead oh God what because of this no no because
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  of at R turny sort of come out and gone please don't joke about this remember
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  the time when we nearly got murdered that's a bit sensitive for us when a fan
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  just broke into their house was planning to murder him yeah that was and then he
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  was shot by the police and yeah she's just come and yeah
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  like sometimes that's not funny we're joking about something where no one got
• 26:59
  hurt that's fine maybe that's the line you know we've tried to work out what
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  the line is on on insensitive humor for the last like 5 years since the world
• 27:09
  woke up maybe that's it you've got to wait until everyone's okay then you can
• 27:14
  make a couple of jokes yeah yeah and someone will be mad at you but you know
• 27:20
  never know maybe it'll at the time um
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  speaking of um speaking of woke culture
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  Luke um last week uh you announced to us
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  and the world that um notorious and
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  self-confessed beer of women
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  um can be can become G of the week so I'd like to I'd like to throw out a geek
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  of the week this week um L um are you aware of Peter
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  sucli Matt I know you know who this is but Luke you might know him better by
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  his PUD ring the Yorkshire Ripper um I'm
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  going to go with well hold on hold on
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  hold on connory Beats women this guy
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  stabs women is it really that different
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  yes a little he was a serial killer he
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  was so what geeky stuff did he do oh you know he's just been in the media for a
• 28:27
  while you know yeah he's a celebrity be like when Kim K goes she's not going to
• 28:33
  be geek of the week really she'll calling it
• 28:37
  now what if she invented a new uh I don't know
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  space hold on come back to me the wife of Kanye
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  West automatically gets geek of the week because we've talk about him she's going
• 28:53
  to be the first lady pretty soon yeah we've got some Kanye West news this
• 28:57
  episode oh [ __ ] he's also not getting the week I considered that Kaner West
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  and I forgot forgot to name Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian the first lady
• 29:10
  God imagine it and yet it still wouldn't be the worst you've had I'm sure of I
• 29:16
  don't know man unless this is like a hold my drink situation I I also like
• 29:21
  the fact that Kanye did come out and unlike Trump actually went no I did
• 29:26
  lose yeah yeah yeah like if cardier can admit it maybe
• 29:31
  Trump he wasn't on the ballot but it still took him until the 7th of November
• 29:36
  to admit he had lost but you're
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  right in Vermont that is true and it is
• 29:43
  crazy that writing votes count yeah you you can write the name of somebody as
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  long as they were a candidate yeah even if they didn't make
• 29:54
  it through right so we could have WR Andrew yang this whole time and just
• 29:59
  avoided this whole thing yeah you could have people saying they're going to
• 30:03
  write and it was like cool all right thanks for wasting your vote yeah thanks
• 30:08
  for delting the Democrat vote in half yeah right just stay home well I mean
• 30:14
  everyone votes but you need to vote on someone that it's in the running well
• 30:18
  especially now especially when it's literally just vote out the
• 30:24
  dictator I think they probably thought had this dream in their mind where
• 30:28
  enough people were going to write Bernie that it' be like and it's Bernie's and
• 30:32
  it's Bernie oh my God yeah Bernie would be good and America is now a communist
• 30:38
  country welcome to the second world don't joke about it people think he's a
• 30:43
  communist stop it don't encourage them people don't understand the difference
• 30:48
  quite frankly Matt I don't think he's communist enough
• 30:52
  okay wouldn't vote for him if he was I think secretly he is I think that's the
• 30:57
  other problem is I think people think secretly that he is as well yeah so so
• 31:01
  Kanye's admitted that he didn't make it is he maybe going to startop preparing
• 31:05
  for 20124 and actually maybe submit some he yeah evidently he is he's learned
• 31:10
  from his and your mistakes it's not enough to in the running with is he
• 31:15
  Republican he's Republican yeah right okay look before we move on from Geek of
• 31:19
  the week um I've got two other names to throw out to you Luke yeah so Luke's poo
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  pooed the first one okay yeah so Peter Su B No
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  [Music] Deal okay
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  Luke Genie little died this week she may not be a geek but she's
• 31:40
  been on our television set since we were
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  kids I know who that is and she's dead okay and who was the other you said
• 31:49
  there's two can only one geek of the weeks like yeah yeah F yeah yeah geny
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  little yeah yeah what else you got
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  yeah okay okay no it's fine I've got okay I've got an actress from a science
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  fiction film that I know you
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  love would you know who I meant shave the clock tower okay heard
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  name is Elsa Raven great name Elsa Raven
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  and if I said to you the phrase Save The Clock Tower yeah between Marty and
• 32:40
  Jennifer by shaking a money box and saying save the clock tower passed away
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  this week after a long battle with
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  AIDS see uh um I'm going to say there's not
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  anything wrong with them but I just don't think they meet the criteria for
• 33:02
  Geek at a week I'm [Music]
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  sorry all [ __ ] all right her V just in Back to the Future Titanic she's in
• 33:13
  Titanic she could have been invited to con on a slow day you know what I mean
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  like yeah yeah but she just be one of those sad people that are at the cons
• 33:22
  where they're sitting there and there's no line for them that's true she was in
• 33:27
  all right um elsen gone and
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  forgotten she was in Twilight Z the
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  movie oh I want to I want to keep to very high
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  standard [ __ ] hell yeah when one of us dies we won't even be geek of the
• 33:46
  week yeah because you hit women and I'll probably have killed
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  [Laughter] myself Luke will us you laugh now well
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  yeah I don't think I'll be out living so and then who will judge after
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  that God okay if we're going to talk about
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  God and judging can I please segue to my favorite headline of this week right of
• 34:17
  course yeah okay my favorite headline of this week Pastor who baptized Justin
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  Bieber sacked for moral failure
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  now evidently the baptizing happened years ago and the mor moral favor I
• 34:34
  can't even talk moral failure is unrelated and we don't know what it is
• 34:38
  yet but I just I love that headline Hillsong Pastor oh so it's
• 34:45
  nothing to do with the guy because he baptized Justin Bieber so Justin Bieber
• 34:49
  has nothing to do with his story I mean we don't know we don't know but my
• 34:53
  favorite quote comes from the uh I'm I want to get this right because I don't
• 34:59
  know what uh okay so it's the founder of Hill song Brian Houston Houston H I
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  don't know how you say that I'm going Brian Brian going Brian Brian Houston
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  yeah um but in in New York City there's that street which is the same spelling
• 35:16
  and it's it's pronounced hon H so I don't know but we good with
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  go with Houston Brian Houston I'm go Brian Brian Houston the founder of this
• 35:26
  uh of the Hill song church has come out and said uh this which I just love as
• 35:33
  sudden as this feels to us we must remember that it did not come as a shock
• 35:39
  to God
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  right in other words in other words you know what you
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  did yeah but I don't know I think when something like this happens is that
• 35:54
  bigger thing cuz I don't really follow the Hillsong church that well but a big
• 36:00
  a little bit I follow yeah I follow them on a handful of social media and that's
• 36:04
  it but you think that would make a statement because by not saying anything
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  people will automatically think the worst sure people like if you're a
• 36:14
  church and you sack someone and you don't say why we're going to assume you
• 36:18
  touched some kids especially if you can say I moral failure wink like come on
• 36:24
  that's a od's probably just cheated on his wife or something like that yeah but maybe he
• 36:30
  was just jerking off like who knows maybe he was jerking off Justin
• 36:37
  Bieber that's that's a multiple failures there yeah maybe he was jerking off
• 36:42
  Justin Bieber and he couldn't get him to [Music]
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  finish and that's the sorry that's a typo that's a typo they meant to say
• 36:51
  oral failure but is is this the church that
• 36:58
  are these the full on ones that sort of prot the Australian gay funerals and
• 37:02
  stuff oh no no no no no these are just the ones that clap hands and sing songs
• 37:06
  and um okay you go outside and PR protest and say terrible things while
• 37:13
  people are being buried I don't believe these guys do that I think
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  right and You' also Hill one in there cuz the hill one I saw an interview with
• 37:22
  them a little while ago and basically they're saying like God's already
• 37:26
  decided what you're going to do yeah and and it was just a Conant
• 37:30
  question like what do you mean by that well God's already mapped out our plan
• 37:33
  of what everyone's going to do so he already knows and so yeah okay takes a
• 37:37
  lot of the pressure off me I tell you that's a lot of a lot of Christianity is
• 37:41
  that you didn't know that but but but they really really believe
• 37:47
  it they all do that but not in a like God has his way God's already decided
• 37:53
  what you're going to do it's called predestination that's Christianity Luke really just I
• 37:59
  mean hard determinism but but to me if if then why God God just make everyone
• 38:06
  do what he wants then why does he make people do stuff he doesn't this a
• 38:10
  conversation I had with my Minister shortly before I said I'm not coming
• 38:14
  here anymore sorry did you just use the phrase freedom of choice and
• 38:17
  predetermined in the same sentence I mean yeah not they don't all
• 38:22
  believe that but a lot of protestant church the hill one though is very much
• 38:27
  like we know we're going to go out we're going to do this but these people going
• 38:30
  to go to H even if they Dot and come over they're still going the one we went
• 38:34
  to when I was a kid believe that and when they were telling because we had to
• 38:36
  do these Catechism classes and when he was telling me about it I was I was
• 38:39
  doing what you were doing there I'm like wait what but what about what yeah yeah
• 38:44
  my favorite is Catholicism for sure because Catholicism and I checked I
• 38:48
  checked into this I'm like so you could be you could be the worst rapist on
• 38:53
  Earth and if one second you die Spider-Man you can be Spider-Man's the
• 38:58
  worst rapist it's that's a quote from
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  you Dan what is it Christ you're as bad as me remembering
• 39:08
  what you say epod an episode where you were talking about something and then
• 39:13
  Luke said let's talk about let's stop being so negative let's talk about
• 39:15
  something positive and then you said Dan something like I was thinking this week
• 39:20
  Spider-Man would make a great rapist he would he would most
• 39:25
  superheroes would um what were we talking about no but just
• 39:30
  just if if seconds before you die you're like I Repent I Repent then then guys
• 39:35
  like well in you go that's how it works that's the rule that's the loophole but
• 39:39
  the the loophole with that is that you've got to mean it you can fine I'll
• 39:43
  no he knows I'll mean it then but that's the thing
• 39:47
  I I I got fed up with Sunday school when I was a kid too because they told me
• 39:53
  that I had to ask God for things but also that he could read my thoughts and
• 39:57
  I said well then I don't need to talk to God he knows he knows anyway and the
• 40:02
  [ __ ] like Parable that the Sunday school teacher came up with to like
• 40:06
  convince me was you know how sometimes you really want a skateboard for
• 40:11
  Christmas and your dad knows you want that skateboard but he wants to hear it
• 40:15
  from you I'm like what
• 40:20
  what I used to pray for toys and I would threaten to not believe in God if he
• 40:26
  didn't give toys amazing jokes on him yeah you know
• 40:32
  what clearly you didn't get the toys you [Laughter]
• 40:37
  wanted see why can't we just be nice to people that's what we need to do I agree
• 40:43
  I agree you know what I I I was hard I was very hard on religion I think in my
• 40:49
  days I've SED I I don't I don't mind anymore in fact I actually think that we
• 40:54
  could use some some some organized religion these days it just needs to be
• 40:59
  better organized because I was just thinking like we're so individualist now
• 41:04
  that just nothing can get done you you think that the pyramids could have been
• 41:09
  built in periods lasting longer than the lifetime of the people who built them if
• 41:15
  they didn't all just have the same big
• 41:18
  belief system no everyone do do one
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  person I think maybe I think our president might agree with on a few of
• 41:28
  those points then it would be better if someone just you know told everyone what
• 41:31
  to do just one person made decision single Focus yeah yeah the idea of most
• 41:36
  religions is actually quite good but then there's the how you do it that is
• 41:42
  the problem what depends on what you mean cuz if it's just like be nice to
• 41:46
  each other absolutely like a lot of it is like be nice to people help people
• 41:51
  but then people go but you're not being nice to people the way that I think we
• 41:54
  should be nice to people so I'm going to kill you y yeah the that's the part I don't
• 42:00
  understand yeah of it
• 42:05
  helping that's the problem put me in charge I will get [ __ ] done is anyone
• 42:10
  else surprised that Justin Bieber follows an Australian religion cuz Hill
• 42:15
  song is Australian nothing celebrities do surprises me these days fair fair is
• 42:21
  Justin Bieber still a thing yeah and you know what I got caught out I got caught
• 42:25
  out this week cuz had some song on in the car and um I was kind of tapping
• 42:31
  along I was like this is pretty good who's this and then as soon as I asked I
• 42:34
  knew as soon as I asked I knew that I wasn't going to be happy with the answer
• 42:38
  it was Justin Bieber well I'm sorry to inform you listeners Dan's been fired
• 42:42
  from the podcast for moral failure I'll stop you there Matt it was
• 42:47
  oral
• 42:51
  failure is that the name of this week's episode oh man we going to have to
• 42:56
  decide between oral failure and um situ following through with hostage
• 43:03
  situation I feel like neither of those well sorry either of those is likely to
• 43:07
  get us flagged on the iTunes yeah that's true well we're got to try to monetize
• 43:12
  this now look where do we go from there because we've got we've got a list of
• 43:17
  cancel culture things that we could follow up with we've also got more Amber
• 43:20
  herd news if we want to follow up on the do do we or do we not think it's okay to
• 43:24
  hit women well I was going to say uh if we want to talk about um religious
• 43:29
  celebrities we've got some Chris Pratt news as well cuz he got canceled
• 43:33
  recently well that whole thing was weird he didn't get canceled he just got voted
• 43:38
  least the least good of four Chris's in Hollywood and then everyone
• 43:44
  got and then got upset about it and and then all people I thought this was so
• 43:47
  weird they did a there was a just a Twitter poll that said which who's the
• 43:52
  best Chris and it was Chris Pratt Chris Evans Chris Emsworth and Chris Pine yes
• 43:59
  Chris Pine yeah and um Chris Pratt came in last okay and then a whole bunch of
• 44:03
  celebrities came out and said don't worry Chris you'll get through this it's
• 44:07
  fine and I was like it's a [ __ ] Twitter poll they didn't say they hated
• 44:12
  him so just said but then because because of all that the media started
• 44:16
  coming out going Chris Pratt voted worst Chris and I was like I I'm not sure
• 44:21
  that's it was such a weird phenomenon and then like separate Rel cuz he hates
• 44:27
  gays and I'm like no one said he hates gays he goes to a church that's not keen
• 44:32
  on them but but he just got got way out of hand and I was like [ __ ] hell like
• 44:38
  it's just it's just a Twitter poll mate people calm down yeah he's still the
• 44:43
  fourth best Chris yeah yeah there's a lot of Chris in the world plenty of
• 44:48
  Chris's that didn't even make it onto the list he's not behind them it's very
• 44:52
  strange but uh it gave people gave something for people able to talk about
• 44:58
  on news articles and that's true and we're talking about it so that's true
• 45:03
  except we're not making money off it no is the name maybe we could call this
• 45:07
  podcast Chris Pratt hates the
• 45:12
  gays just to be just to get clicks you know what I mean I tell you clicks the
• 45:17
  thing I like about Chris Pratt is that he just doesn't even engage with any of
• 45:21
  this [ __ ] like he he just he's like nah [ __ ] is right he probably doesn't hate
• 45:26
  gays he doesn't seem like someone who would I think he I think he's because
• 45:32
  what could he possibly say yeah that would help cuz when when his church was
• 45:36
  getting held accountable you know a couple of years back and everyone was
• 45:39
  like well Chris what where do you come down he's like nothing to do with me
• 45:44
  mate yeah no comment not even he just I think he did say
• 45:51
  something about like he respects everyone and their choices stay away out
• 45:55
  of I don't know him personally obviously he seems like a positive guy though so
• 45:59
  I'd like to have a beer with him he seems like a nice guy what beer do you
• 46:03
  reckon he drinks you know he did leave his wife and kid but uh you know that
• 46:07
  was a very strange sort of breakup that yeah again came out of I don't know
• 46:13
  anything about it but he didn't leave gay Matt maybe the kids's gay yeah and and
• 46:20
  Anna Faris was like I think we should encourage him to be gay and he was like
• 46:24
  see you later I'm after Annie's house he's like that might shock you that's
• 46:29
  not going to shock God who made you say that and made him
• 46:35
  Gay and made me hate gays that's religion
• 46:41
  yeah we've lost a few listeners I at this point if if those listeners have suck
• 46:47
  with us this long we're almost at 400 mate we are calm compared to how we used
• 46:52
  to be oh Chris Brat's not listening anymore no I was trying to be nice
• 46:57
  yeah keep bringing up my gay
• 47:00
  son is it a boy is kid I think they do have a son yeah well like Anna Ferris
• 47:07
  girls can be gay as well Matt do you know what I did I did think it was odd
• 47:11
  that he when I found out he was as religious as he is I thought it was odd
• 47:16
  that he was with Anna Ferris cuz she seems like she's not and it sort of I
• 47:21
  mean based just based on the fact that she was in all the scary movies scary
• 47:25
  movie movies to me it seems he became more religious he became more religious after
• 47:31
  they separated I don't mean I plased it with jiz Dan yeah yeah I can see I can
• 47:36
  see that Dan gets a look in his eyes that you can't see listeners I can just tell
• 47:42
  Dan like I'm just surprised she was religious that's all I'm going to say
• 47:46
  that's all I'm going to say I'm just surprised I mean cuz I've seen her cover
• 47:50
  in J that's all I'm going to
• 47:53
  say does she she get covered twice Scary Movie one and two probably you
• 48:00
  know a lot about this I don't know I like Anna Ferris I like the scary movie
• 48:05
  movies you like jiz F all my loves together but Chris
• 48:11
  Pratt has been cast well not cast I guess doesn't really count as being cast
• 48:15
  because he's already Star-Lord but he's going to be in thought love and thunder
• 48:18
  which I think is good news yep cuz their uh relationship in in the other movies
• 48:25
  has been quite good quite of all the things that I enjoyed about
• 48:30
  uh the last two Avengers movies the integration between the Thor plotline
• 48:35
  and the Guardians plotline was one of my favorites yeah do we know when we are
• 48:40
  going to get another Marvel movie well they're shooting Thor love and thunder
• 48:44
  so presumably within the next two years just not sure we'll see how things
• 48:49
  go have they made black widow already I thought that one was ready to go y yeah
• 48:55
  yeah then you know uh the cinemas all died in the ass
• 48:59
  so just put on Disney plus oh uh tenet comes out next month I know we kind of
• 49:04
  talked about it next last week but uh Dan yeah Matt I hope you like it mate
• 49:09
  because honestly it's been so overhyped now yeah well that's why I'm like I'll
• 49:14
  just wait it comes out uh next month I'll just watch it did honestly just put
• 49:19
  it on in an afternoon where you got nothing else on get yourself a beer and
• 49:22
  just watch it as a movie all right see it for what it is see it for
• 49:28
  what it is do a bit of ironing no don't do the ironing and in fact don't you
• 49:33
  good you please cont watch it no no I will I will I'm G to have to I will I'll
• 49:37
  be strained to hear the [ __ ] dialogue apparently don't watch movies how I watch
• 49:44
  movies no while getting Xbox achievements yeah wouldn't wouldn't have
• 49:49
  thought to do that no I made notes what I was going to talk about for a movie I
• 49:53
  watched and I restarted my computer and they're gone what could you tell us
• 49:57
  about it just based on your experience of that movie what you watch so I
• 50:02
  finally got around to doing something I said I was going to
• 50:05
  do I watched Tron hey the
• 50:11
  original the original TR then I also watched Legacy okay oh cool so I could
• 50:17
  see if I had have seen this back in the 80s when it first came out I would have loved
• 50:22
  it watching it now that movie makes zero sense
• 50:28
  I've not once been sucked into a computer it's it's Spartacus in a
• 50:33
  computer it's also look it's also like
• 50:36
  before the internet yes so how they're
• 50:41
  getting these things makes no sense um
• 50:44
  like how um Jeff Bridges yeah he's lucky
• 50:48
  he got work after this acting was
• 50:51
  terrible wow judgment the The
• 50:58
  Love Story sort of made no sense either where he sort of
• 51:03
  liked um Tron Allen's girlfriend cuz they recently had a thing and they
• 51:08
  kissed in the computer then he comes out and then there's nothing happens there
• 51:14
  he just magically becomes the president of the company after going yeah I made
• 51:17
  those games Luke cast your mind back to the
• 51:22
  80s you're you're 10 years old somehow it's a parallel universe where you
• 51:29
  haven't avoided this movie if L was 10 it would be the0 rock your [ __ ] world
• 51:35
  yeah oh I know that's what I'm like if I had have watched it then would have been
• 51:40
  an amazing M okay well they were movies yeah I did as well it was
• 51:45
  the greatest thing i' ever seen it would have been a re-release cuz it came out
• 51:49
  in ' 82 yeah you're right oh you must have been yeah but y or I could be
• 51:54
  remembering it wrong but no it's good to see Captain Sheridan there he played
• 52:01
  Tron oh yeah Bruce boxing box Lan or something he's in Babylon 5 and I like
• 52:07
  him good to see him there but yeah the acting the story made no
• 52:15
  sense the uh the effects do switch between groundbreaking and God and just
• 52:22
  really but also just like and then to prove that he wrote the program which is
• 52:26
  what the whole movie is about is about um Jeff Bridges trying to because
• 52:31
  someone took credit for his work with games that were made he was just
• 52:33
  breaking into try and find something to prove that he made the games at the end
• 52:37
  of the movie he when he gets out of the computer world he gets a print out that
• 52:41
  says made by me and goes Yep this is it and runs off and that's just the end of
• 52:47
  the movie simp of times simp times but it wasn't the end because now there's
• 52:51
  Tron legacy what did you think of that so did you go did you do this whole
• 52:55
  thing just so you could watch Olivia wild in Tron legacy I I do like Olivia
• 53:00
  no judgment it was totally worth it um I again
• 53:06
  this I'm a bit confused about V about it as well like so he gets sucked it back
• 53:12
  into the world MH he's somehow created this Digital
• 53:17
  Life that then his computer program just murders because why not M um at the end
• 53:23
  of the movie Olivia Wild's character escapes how's she going to deal with
• 53:27
  having to just bodily functions now like peeing and stuff she's probably never
• 53:32
  had to do that as a bite or whatever she was yeah I so as they were're called
• 53:37
  well hopefully hopefully they'll make a third one that just focuses on her doing
• 53:41
  those things just her in fact it's called Tron colon
• 53:46
  Olivia wild peeing brackets for 90
• 53:50
  minutes close brackets Tron golden showers
• 53:57
  but so yeah I can yeah as I said I understand why people love it oliv for
• 54:01
  me gets wild I will Legacy Legacy I do was better I got a shock at how long
• 54:07
  Legacy was oh yeah it's over 2 hours it's a long
• 54:13
  movie not a lot beautiful looking thing you'd
• 54:17
  everen well Dan likes Olivia wild I
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  guess think we all like Olivia wild yeah
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  in neon and 3D with DFT Punk
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  yeah R love Michael rumors they going to make a third one yeah they were talking
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  about it MH but then I just don't think it went anywhere no we'll see remember
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  Legacy came out a decade ago this um with what's going on I think
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  they probably got tons of stuff simmering that yeah you know how before we used to
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  complain that there were no original ideas that they just went with options
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  this is going to be times a million now
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  oh absolutely yeah like pre-sales only
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  next year on come get come get me I've got some stuff we can work on that will
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  be great that will get everyone paying money to see it all right my Battlestar
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  Galactic across Star Wars television series mhm there's
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  already a battle star remake remake yeah
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  I they shouldn't be no make Capra season
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  2 I agree I watched something this week that I thought was worth mentioning I
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  watched truth Seekers oh I got to watch that is it
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  good oh that's the
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  uh Simon peg in it briefly Simon Peg is
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  in every episode oh all these they all filmed on the same day in the same room
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  so I assume they just filmed them back to back and then he
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  look this is not laugh out loud fny it's
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  just light and fun and I recommend it
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  okay yeah I don't oh really missed the mark for me a little
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  bit I know what you mean but I I just
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  this is Malcolm mcdow's best
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  performance what no no sorry him me win Commander was he was great in win
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  Commander but he is here is the highlight of this show it's not
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  particularly well scripted better than his performance in Rob Zombies
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  Halloween yeah I was I was hoping for more out of this I was too I was too I
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  must admit but as just an easy watch just I watched one a night for a few
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  nights just before I went to bed and it it it's on uh it's on Amazon right yes
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  yeah yep it's an Amazon Prime original there's only eight episodes
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  yeah I haven't finished hon they could have they could have pulled it off in
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  six yeah I watched a show this week I I watched a show and then I watched a film
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  related to the show and then I watched more of the show and I don't know if any
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  of you will know what this is at first U you may uh Chef you know what Chef is
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  and the chef show I I know of a chef um
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  they cook food yes correct yes oh okay then yeah I know I know exactly what
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  you're talking about chef chef is a film written directed and
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  starring John favro as you're thinking you're thinking of the
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  Mandalorian um yeah Chef he plays a a chef at a at a fancy restaurant who uh
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  the short version is he loses his job and uh has well he doesn't have to
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  he he he buys a food truck and uh and goes on a little adventure with a food
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  truck it's great little movie looking at now it's it's got a lot of big names you
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  know this a reality show cuz he is a chef right like he he likes [ __ ] cing
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  and [ __ ] yes okay so yeah so he did this film uh it's got John lamo in it Scarlet
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  Johansson Dustin Hoffman's in it it's [ __ ] great movie it's like just a
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  nice little movie about a guy it's mostly about him getting in touch with
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  his son because he's divorced and he doesn't spend a lot of time with his kid
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  because he's always busy working and then he you know when they get the food
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  truck his son comes with him and they kind of bond and stuff it's good okay
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  yeah yeah yeah it sounds right and then and then you're right he he's super into
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  food and so as a kind of a followup to the
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  movie he and uh this guy Roy Choy who was kind of like his consultant on the
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  film uh he owns uh like he started food truck business he he's a chef French
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  culinary school trained Chef they have a show called The Chef show where they
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  have celebrities on they cook stuff together they like travel to to places
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  to look at how you know where food comes from like oyster farms and stuff like
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  that it's just like a really casual little show where it's John favro some
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  and then some other people traveling around talking about food like it's
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  every episode's like a little bit different usually they they kind of
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  cooking a few things but it's just a nice little show that uh and then like
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  the first episode they're talking about I forget who maybe Gwyneth pal is on the
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  first one and she's like so what's this show for and he's like I don't even know
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  yet we're just filming this stuff and we'll see what happens like it's very
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  casual but it's neat and that's where that they cooking with her breast milk
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  or something or just regular stuff they're uh they cook uh some vegetarian
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  stuff at goop it's at the goop headquarters I think ah but it's it's
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  the show that that clip comes from where they're talking and favro says to her oh
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  this is the dish that I made for the rap party on Spider-Man when we were in
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  Spider-Man and she goes I wasn't in Spider-Man I was in
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  Avengers and he goes he goes no well you're in Spider-Man as well and she
• 1:00:01
  goes no I wasn't in Spider-Man and he's you were in Spider-Man and he starts
• 1:00:05
  describing the scene and she goes that was Spider-Man and then it was kind of did
• 1:00:09
  the rounds because everyone was like what a fool but then to be fair she's in
• 1:00:12
  like 500 movies and she probably doesn't care about Spider-Man so yeah I I did
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  actually watch another show this week that I think you two might watch the
• 1:00:20
  brink the brink brink yep it's got Jack
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  Black oh yeah oh oh okay comedy or Tim
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  it's a comedy so it's it's about he sort
• 1:00:31
  of uh diplomats Ambassador Aid in Israel
• 1:00:37
  and it's about them sort of stuff sort of going wrong and them trying to stop
• 1:00:41
  sort of the Brinks so to stop like a nuclear war happening it's actually
• 1:00:44
  really good it came about 5 years ago and it was I really enjoyed it I just
• 1:00:50
  and it's come up with a documentary about Steve Bannon so not that not that
• 1:00:55
  one not that one I think it's um for you it to be
• 1:00:58
  HBO okay HBO Max thing for us for us then yeah I'm loving binge I'm I'm
• 1:01:04
  watching something for [ __ ] that's the worst interface though that is the
• 1:01:09
  absolute worst for something that says binge when I'm watching it on my
• 1:01:13
  computer every time it goes to a new episode I have to refresh because
• 1:01:17
  there's just an error that pops up and for something called binge it doesn't
• 1:01:21
  remember which episodes you've watched no re binge mind you I'm watching
• 1:01:26
  something quite good on Netflix right now but I'm only two episodes in so I
• 1:01:30
  don't want to say too much about it um but I'm watching something
• 1:01:36
  called glitch glitch which an
• 1:01:42
  Australian Horus Thriller Jenna watched
• 1:01:45
  that did she like it yeah cuz I'm liking it the so far I'm only two episodes in
• 1:01:51
  to the first season yeah yeah she watched all of that I think
• 1:01:56
  a couple seasons of it right yeah two season out back town bodies come back
• 1:02:01
  from the dead but like not in a zombie way in a wear back what the [ __ ] kind of
• 1:02:08
  way cemetry wear back or it's yeah yeah yeah yeah it is a little bit like pet
• 1:02:13
  cemetery actually pet cemetery if it was your ex-wife mhm the [ __ ] is that and
• 1:02:19
  I'm sure they're both
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  lisening before we go we need to discuss one more bit of cancel culture
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  which I don't agree with it's Star Wars
• 1:02:33
  news people are upset about baby Yoda
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  yep and I don't understand why they really upset I do and I don't I mean I
• 1:02:45
  understand why I mean it was meant to be shocking sure but I don't understand why
• 1:02:49
  people are like this affects my real life not just my TV watching life he's
• 1:02:55
  been been eating live things in the show already like that's a thing he does show
• 1:03:00
  those things as they weren't anthrop anthropomorphized creatures before this
• 1:03:05
  is like he's murdering babies apparently yeah but they weren't babies
• 1:03:09
  yet it's basically like if baby Yoda swallowed a mouthful of
• 1:03:15
  jizz yes exactly what it's like and that's fine cuz he's 50 years old some quotes
• 1:03:21
  from people complaining about it I'm a mom it's not funny at all to hear Mama a
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  frog go into great detail detail about how important and beloved her eggs are
• 1:03:29
  to her and then have to watch them get eaten on three separate occasions for
• 1:03:32
  shits and giggles it's a [ __ ] TV it's Star Wars TV show yeah like yeah the
• 1:03:39
  fact that you used the phrase Mama frog lady in such like a
• 1:03:44
  impassioned little sentence is so funny to me yeah like it was quite disturbing
• 1:03:49
  cuz he kept going back to them that was the point though
• 1:03:54
  right like that was
• 1:03:58
  the I mean I I did find it I was like oh God
• 1:04:02
  but I was surprised they went there on Disney don't get me wrong yeah yeah yeah
• 1:04:07
  totally and then doubled and tripled down on it the Frog lady was very
• 1:04:11
  adamant about the fact that her eggs were important to her and that it was
• 1:04:14
  her last and only chance to have kids so it's actually closer to [ __ ] up
• 1:04:17
  someone's inv vitro fertilization which would be incredibly unsettling for a
• 1:04:21
  want Mom it's not was stressed how important it was that he'd be the
• 1:04:25
  [ __ ] ruler of the Empire I'm [ __ ] I
• 1:04:30
  know oh man when when gay and uro abandoned jino it was so upsetting it's
• 1:04:36
  like a father door it's just not like [ __ ] off it's Star Wars TV show Luke and
• 1:04:41
  Leia were twins that needed both a mother and a father yeah it is not funny
• 1:04:46
  to watch them kiss that is incest and that is a real problem yeah well well
• 1:04:52
  it's better than in the book Splinter of the mine eyes where he starts watching
• 1:04:55
  her change oh yeah that's right yep and then baby Yoda takes a mouthful of jizz
• 1:05:01
  yep well luckily Phil Sak from Lucas film has come out and um clarified for
• 1:05:08
  the record chapter 10 of the Mandalorian makes it clear that the Frog lady ex are
• 1:05:12
  unfertilized like the chicken eggs many of us
• 1:05:17
  enjoy yeah I mean I've never had a chicken say can you please take me and
• 1:05:21
  my eggs to my H this is the oh you
• 1:05:24
  hav't you never worked on a farm Dan man we have Bush turkeys that come right up
• 1:05:31
  to our yard here it's crazy yeah turkeys are [ __ ] terrifying yeah the mo like there's
• 1:05:38
  probably nine of them that I've seen individual birds um and most of them are
• 1:05:43
  very Placid one of them is enraged and I think it must be a female and it must
• 1:05:49
  have laid eggs it must be protecting but like when it sees me it [ __ ] comes
• 1:05:55
  out on the street and it's like [ __ ] come at me K yeah the other day I
• 1:06:00
  literally I picked Charlie up and ran
• 1:06:04
  with him away from his bird have you seen I know I've seent you snaps of the
• 1:06:09
  turkeys we have here before but have you seen the [ __ ] Army of birds yes in my
• 1:06:13
  yard they just wanders in like listeners like hundreds of them
• 1:06:20
  terrifying like honestly I sat here working one day looked out the window
• 1:06:23
  and I was like uhoh like that is a that
• 1:06:26
  is a bad Omen yeah like there were like
• 1:06:30
  hundreds of the [ __ ] like I yeah I'm
• 1:06:33
  not apparently it's just when it rains and the worms come out I guess but it's
• 1:06:40
  still terrifying look I just need to say one more thing about the Star Wars the
• 1:06:44
  mandalian go I I'm getting the feeling like they're sort of pretending that the
• 1:06:49
  sequels don't exist sure it just feels that way like
• 1:06:55
  referring to the new Republic that's like the the Storm Troopers are sort of
• 1:07:00
  a lot of them are sort of going away and stuff like that it doesn't feel like the
• 1:07:03
  last three movies we've seen doesn't feel like the Mandalorian is in the same
• 1:07:08
  univers feels like Star Wars returning to Jedi and I was gonna ask you about
• 1:07:12
  something but it's going to be a spoiler for the three so I don't want to do that
• 1:07:16
  yet but I I want to ask you about something we'll do it we'll do it next
• 1:07:19
  time okay I'll CCH just make a note of it and then don't delete your notes like
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  I did y gotcha
• 1:07:59
  maybe we should start an only fans brackets [ __ ] better have my money
• 1:08:04
  that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the
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