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OUTRO: Going Live · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you led bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube and TikTok for for doggings for to
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  Speaker 2: siven every weekday on Radio dreck Here, Get a.
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  Speaker 3: Fellows, get a guys. Okay, how's going.
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  Speaker 2: Go get through this? Go go get some sushi.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck the worst, the worst.
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  Speaker 2: Jason's just sped off pak sound about the piece of
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  Speaker 2: ship that Jason's.
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  Speaker 3: He's just spent out there swearing again people.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely beautiful day. Yeah, down on the water front of
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  Speaker 2: me and Ja's won and shot one of the all
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  Speaker 2: time great videos.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks for doing that, fellas.
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  Speaker 2: And lovely day. People are having a beer and enjoying themselves.
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  Speaker 2: Jason's just hating it. He's down there with his wife,
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  Speaker 2: beautiful wife, just filthy.
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  Speaker 3: Why do you why? Man? You g He's coming here
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  Speaker 3: and he said, fuck the wires based on other.
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  Speaker 2: Things, everybody out the light keys wealthy people.
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  Speaker 3: Me.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm I'm just not a big fan of the viaduct.
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  Speaker 4: It's about wanky for old.
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  Speaker 3: Hoody j What isn't for you though?
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  Speaker 2: You?
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  Speaker 1: But you know what I'm saying, feelers, I mean, come on, Keezy.
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  Speaker 3: The wise man.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to go down there and you know, have
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  Speaker 4: a cheap beer and a saucy roll.
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  Speaker 1: Lay you No, you're not.
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  Speaker 2: But there's no cheap beers in the whole country.
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  Speaker 4: And to be feared of the it's beautiful down there.
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  Speaker 4: But there was just one restaurant. There's one restaurant that
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  Speaker 4: just got deep inside my goat.
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  Speaker 3: There's a couple of restaurants that are exclusively for people
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  Speaker 3: that have to something. Also, don't go to that restaurant
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  Speaker 3: obscenely wealthy. That's okay, No, it's not.
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  Speaker 1: Why can't they be wealth to wealthy?
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  Speaker 3: Well, there, you're wealthy, fucking wealthy. I think the grand
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  Speaker 3: scheme of the world. You are wealthy.
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  Speaker 4: The grand scheme of the world that they say that
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  Speaker 4: if you've got to do in your bank account, then
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  Speaker 4: you're more wealthy than some phenomenal number of people in
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  Speaker 4: the world.
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  Speaker 2: Is that right?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, if you've got one dollar in your account, then
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  Speaker 4: by eighty percent of the world.
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  Speaker 3: So Pugs has fucking loaded.
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  Speaker 1: Then he is massively loaded.
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  Speaker 2: Mike, do you think what he is wealthy compared to
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  Speaker 2: most I would say his fellows. I'm just doing this
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  Speaker 2: little thing here, see this.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow, are you live?
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  Speaker 2: I'm going live man. I don't know if we've got
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  Speaker 2: anybody looking, but I just want to. I just thought
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  Speaker 2: it would be not good if I didn't share that.
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  Speaker 2: Old has got his ship open all the way down.
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  Speaker 2: Look at that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Oh so do that again.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot of busy action.
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  Speaker 2: Let's gets it, and we could be doing this every day.
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  Speaker 2: We could be going live thirty seven people on their fellas.
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  Speaker 1: Are you five?
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  Speaker 2: It's pumping mate.
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  Speaker 1: You to get your busy out, easy, get your man.
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  Speaker 1: People would love that.
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  Speaker 3: I don't get out for anything.
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  Speaker 4: Out kezyris yes, then I reckon we get another fifty viewers.
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  Speaker 2: I would like to go on the side because I
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  Speaker 2: can't get both of you in here.
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  Speaker 3: You know that's okay?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just.
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  Speaker 2: Two honkers right in the middle of shot.
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  Speaker 3: Look at Old Pugs over there.
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  Speaker 2: Pugs is loving it. Look at Pugs. He's like, why
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  Speaker 2: didn't I have this idea? This is what I should
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  Speaker 2: be doing.
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  Speaker 3: This is the future of broadcast.
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  Speaker 2: This is people are loving it. Old Dilly's over there,
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  Speaker 2: he can't believe it. He just got fired.
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  Speaker 4: If we're making money off this, I want seventy five percent.
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  Speaker 1: Of the place.
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  Speaker 2: I don't worry mate, we're not making money off damn it.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't bring my water and can you go and
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  Speaker 1: get my water? Keezy, kezy.
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  Speaker 2: We should be doing this, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Though.
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  Speaker 2: It gets a bit risque, doesn't it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Fuck you, especially for you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, especially for Mogi.
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  Speaker 4: Actually he's the one that would be most in danger
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  Speaker 4: from a live broadcast.
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  Speaker 3: People watching just know that we're doing the podcast outro.
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  Speaker 2: This is the podcast outro feelers and I just wanted
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  Speaker 2: to share. Jays had three buttons under it and I
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  Speaker 2: was frothing on it.
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  Speaker 4: We were I was feeling very steamy feelings is very
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  Speaker 4: warm today and I over dressed.
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  Speaker 1: I said the front, easy, what.
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  Speaker 3: Are you doing this week?
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  Speaker 1: He had shock and bad Everyone saw that.
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  Speaker 4: Man, Well, we're going to pugs as do and they
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  Speaker 4: see he's putting on a bit of a spread at
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  Speaker 4: some bar or something, giving some busies.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to It'll be good.
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  Speaker 3: Same.
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  Speaker 2: I just thought, I'm looking forward to having a dance.
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  Speaker 2: I've had a big week. I just need to dance
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  Speaker 2: out some of the streets.
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  Speaker 3: Why don't you bring your laptop. They do a bit
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  Speaker 3: of work.
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  Speaker 2: Idea, there is oh pugs over there.
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  Speaker 4: But yes, then are we going to spend all just
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  Speaker 4: Saturday exploring?
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  Speaker 2: Why not?
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  Speaker 4: Man, because my wife's been really busy lately, and it's
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  Speaker 4: kind of getting deep inside my goat.
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  Speaker 3: Because you require a lot of their attention.
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  Speaker 4: I do, yes, the whole Big Show week days from
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  Speaker 4: four on radio Hiarchy.
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  Speaker 3: Wy Big Show podcast?
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  Speaker 1: That would work?
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  Speaker 4: Or what well with this theater show and stuff. She's
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  Speaker 4: baggering off rehearsing all the.
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  Speaker 2: Time, and it's like, is she loving it? Though?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's enjoying it.
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  Speaker 3: I think I can't wait to go see it.
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  Speaker 2: Stressful times, isn't it? Learning that stuff? How she feeling good?
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  Speaker 2: You go through some highs and lows.
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  Speaker 4: She's definitely done that. She's definitely been through Oh god,
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  Speaker 4: what am I doing? And to feeling okay about it?
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  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, right Parks, Can you get.
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  Speaker 3: My water out of the Can she get me a
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  Speaker 3: minor role on it?
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  Speaker 4: Well?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's a walk on roll on a play. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: soul Keysy just walks through the back of shot on
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  Speaker 2: the play.
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  Speaker 4: She's a bit filthy with you at the moment because
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  Speaker 4: of your sex bot. I say, it looks like my
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  Speaker 4: wife that sex But I.
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  Speaker 2: Thought she'd be furious about the sex.
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  Speaker 3: The sex out of ten come down with me.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, she's pretty, she said, Oh well we get
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  Speaker 4: a ten, don't we.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you guys, you're not playing come dine with me correctly.
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  Speaker 3: You're getting bitter about it. We all get seeing it personally.
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  Speaker 1: Do we all get a tune? Keysyre?
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  Speaker 2: You do.
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  Speaker 3: But the way you're saying this competition, man, You're like,
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  Speaker 3: this isn't a chance to just slag each other off.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely not.
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  Speaker 3: It is a chance to genuinely rate the dinner host
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  Speaker 3: aspect of the night.
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  Speaker 2: Tell you what I think it's going to be? Fire
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  Speaker 2: works on?
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  Speaker 1: Can you?
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  Speaker 4: Can you now it? Met Kesey on a live broadcast,
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  Speaker 4: Oh here we go when we were off here that
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  Speaker 4: you deliberately marked me down because of the fact that
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  Speaker 4: we took the puss out of your wife's cooking so
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  Speaker 4: many times and you wanted some revenge.
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  Speaker 1: And then you said to me, but then I didn't
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  Speaker 1: get the satisfaction that you.
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  Speaker 4: And Mogi seemed to get from bagging my wife's cooking,
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  Speaker 4: so I want to change my score.
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  Speaker 3: So what I said was yes, pretty much. That went
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  Speaker 3: in knowing I was going to mark Hoidy J quite
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  Speaker 3: quite harshly. But the way I justified it was as
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  Speaker 3: long as I'm just as critical with everyone else, and
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  Speaker 3: it's fine, I agree, So as long as I, you know,
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  Speaker 3: as long as I get pugs at ten when he
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  Speaker 3: pours wine into a fucking tumbler.
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  Speaker 4: You guys eight wax sem lyrical about your European.
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  Speaker 1: Experience, big polite.
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  Speaker 4: And also I've been to mini bars that serve wine
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  Speaker 4: and tumblrs go to bars.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah they do, but they do. You're right, But the
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  Speaker 2: point being, I think the point Kezy is making is
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  Speaker 2: regardless of what have it of the night, he would
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  Speaker 2: have found something to mark you down for. Well, yes,
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  Speaker 2: but you're going to make them harshly, you said, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: As as I was, like, I decided after the cake
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  Speaker 3: de barcle, I was going to be quite critical and
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  Speaker 3: I'll do the same for everyone. But then when Jace
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  Speaker 3: didn't have wine glasses and was just like, I don't
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  Speaker 3: actually have wine glasses? Oh what about these? That's right,
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  Speaker 3: he didn't pull them out, going hey, but European check
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  Speaker 3: this out.
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  Speaker 2: But my point being that if Jace did have wine glasses,
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  Speaker 2: he's still would have got a.
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  Speaker 3: Sex now, he would have got a seven. It was
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  Speaker 3: the wine glasses, what do you do? It was the
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  Speaker 3: wine glasses getting kicked out early and me bringing food.
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  Speaker 4: I just want you to know I am going to
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  Speaker 4: mark you very harshly too, and.
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  Speaker 3: I was harshly, not very harshly.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to mark you very harshly. And the fellas also, okay, good.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to mark in the fashion that I think
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  Speaker 4: befits their efforts.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, as long as it's the same as the way
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  Speaker 3: you mark me is the same as everyone else.
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  Speaker 2: Harsh, but fear jas.
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  Speaker 3: Just harsh, just an asshole.
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  Speaker 2: We had we had eighty viewers, but it's one hundred
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  Speaker 2: and thirty viewers, but it's gone down to eighty. People
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  Speaker 2: have had enough. Yeah, so not the ratings.
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  Speaker 4: The ratings Bonanza thought, sure, should I do a few
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  Speaker 4: buttons again?
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  Speaker 3: Here you're going, I reckon if you get your hog
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  Speaker 3: out on the live stream, has it gone out like mine?
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  Speaker 3: Here's too? But what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Oh God, that's good stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Fellows, go and get some hot price. You think they'll
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  Speaker 1: be here on a Friday.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we're gonna get over there quickly because we've
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  Speaker 2: only get a couple of minutes he cheers to everyone
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  Speaker 2: out there on the on the old Instagram, like it's
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  Speaker 2: my first time doing that. It could be some value
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  Speaker 2: on it.
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  Speaker 3: Why don't you just sit that up on the corner
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  Speaker 3: of your disk, people alive, and then just fucking beaver
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  Speaker 3: away at the old lapt computer.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, now you're talking behind the scenes, Old Maggie living
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  Speaker 2: the dream with Magi.
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  Speaker 3: After it all right? By then, hey, listen to the
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  Speaker 3: Big Show four or seven weekdays on radio Hadaki see
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  Speaker 3: uh just play the music out just to make it
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  Speaker 3: hit ten minutes