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Happy MILF Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.10.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. I am. We all know that Dan O 'Reilly
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  is a woman beater. He's a moron. He makes all
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  men look bad. Remember when he was attacking
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  his wife? He got pressed about it by the Breakfast
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  Club. Oh, it's happened? Oh, God. And that's
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  why you... I wonder when they haven't been treated
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  the same way. You know what's funny is that...
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  What's so funny about this situation, Dana? It's
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  not funny, but I used to say that you don't recover
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  from those. Those are... Unless you're on the
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  UFC. Those are ones you don't recover from. But
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  you did. I did. Do you think being the boss protected
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  you from consequences that employed... Of course
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  it did, Dana! You scumbag. You look like a real
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  life penis on your stupid bald head. Put on a
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  baseball cap. No, definitely not. No, definitely
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  Dana. Come on. Definitely not. You made the choice
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  publicly not to excuse yourself from the brand.
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  It goes publicly to not what? To excuse yourself
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  or give yourself up. Listen, I got money to make.
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  And I'm working with a bunch of women, Peter,
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  as it is. They don't care. Board of Directors,
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  there's other people that are involved that could
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  have pushed for that. It's all about the money.
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  But, yeah. I think that he is not used to being
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  asked about this. He's used to, oh, the Logan
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  Paul podcast, kissing his ass. And obviously
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  they think, too, it would have hurt the company
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  more if I did step away. And then you've disciplined
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  fighters for public behavior that was unbecoming
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  to the company. Hell yeah, sir. But before, right?
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  Wow. I mean, I'm probably the most lenient, you
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  know. Yeah, because you do it in real life, you
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  scumbag. The most lenient guy in sports when
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  it comes to dealing with beating up women. Because
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  you don't care. You don't have any morals. You
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  know, whether it's free speech or beating up
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  women. Bad things that happen. You know, I'm
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  in the fight business. It's not like I run Microsoft.
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  He's telling us. That is okay to beat up a woman
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  because he's in the fight business. You're a
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  loser. You know what I mean? So what standards
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  did you hold yourself to in that moment? Listen,
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  obviously, that's not what it was. What is it,
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  Dana? You're always the man of the room. You
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  always know what to say right now. You got nothing
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  to say. Yeah, I mean, it's as bad as it could
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  get. I mean, I hold myself to, I wouldn't. To
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  what standard of getting away with beating up,
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  blaming you, moron? Never in a million years
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  think that that was going to happen. And I say
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  this all the time. What? Nobody knows you better
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  than your kids do. And they think you're a failure.
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  And, you know, your kids, whoever you really
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  are, your kids see it. They hear it and they
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  know that daddy's a moron and he's stupid. I
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  would not want him as a father. Oh, yeah. I have
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  no sympathy for the girls that went to the Playboy
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  Mansion. You know what you were doing. You loved
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  the clown and now you're to be a victim. Shut
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  up. Here's Holly Madison on the podcast with
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  Kristen Cavallari talking about what it was like
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  having sex with Hugh Hefner. Mm -hmm. How did
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  it feel there without the man? You got nothing
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  to talk about. Were all of the girls in the house
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  girlfriends or were some of them just... I guess
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  playmates or... All the girls who lived in the
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  house were girlfriends. Girls would stay in the
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  guest house if they were like out testing for
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  playmate or shooting their pictorials. All right,
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  let's test it down here. I'll pull down my pants.
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  or working for Playboy, and rarely somebody would,
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  like, get one of the rooms upstairs for a short
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  amount of time if they were, like, a friend staying
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  or coming for the parties. But if anybody lived
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  there for an extended period of time while I
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  was there, they were a girlfriend. They were
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  a girlfriend. And you've openly talked about
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  the group sex that you guys had to have. Oh,
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  yeah. Well, that's what you're there for. You
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  ain't there to be the accountant. So explain
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  that whole scene to me. So that's... all of the
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  girlfriends and Hef. Yeah. Kind of like taking
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  turns and then the girls who weren't active with
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  him were kind of like acting like they were active
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  with the other girls but not really. It would
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  be like kind of silhouetted because you'd have
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  like these giant screens of like porn going.
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  And it would be just girls like talking shit
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  with each other and it was You're a whore! No,
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  you're a whore! a really weird scene and nobody
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  liked it and everybody tried to just get it done
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  as fast as possible. He was 80. It took him a
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  minute. Oh my. So it's like literally like, okay,
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  your turn. Yeah. For like. I'm sure Holly Madison
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  was so good in bed. Shut up. A few minutes with
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  him and then next girl. That is so wild to me.
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  I don't feel bad for you. You guys signed the
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  contract. You know what you're signing up for.
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  Shut up. And so as the main girlfriend, are you
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  first? Are you last? Like, what does that look
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  like? There wasn't really a order necessarily.
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  Like it was kind of the same every night, but
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  kind of not. Yeah. Yeah. You know, one night
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  I might. The next night I'm putting in no effort.
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  So it was just like, ugh. Just like, here we
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  go. Here we go. That's all your exes feel about
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  you, Kristen. Here we go. Part of the job. Whatever.
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  Yeah, that's what it was. It was a job. You knew
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  what you were signing up for. Shut up. Oh, yeah.
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  You know what this is? nationally syndicated
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  shows like Freebeer and High Wings and Rover's
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  Morning Glory and Bob and Tom and two guys named
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  Chris. Can you tell I've studied radio? They
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  did a thing called Garbage Time where when they
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  are done talking to their syndicates for the
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  last hour, it's live in local segments where
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  the cities are hurting. So today is not going
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  to be a show that's going to be on in Fresno
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  or anything. No, this is going to be a show that's
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  going to be discussing Fresno news, Cleveland
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  news, Chicago news, Tampa news, and all the cloud
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  chasers. I have slept in two days in a row after
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  working with MJ for two weeks. So I am on a show
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  today. Let's go. Attention, FM DJs, your morning
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  show prep begins now. A sick person with a powerful
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  tool. Welcome to Happy Hour. In your heart, you
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  know what you like. What? Door is closing. Hi,
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  this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening
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  to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm
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  -hmm. With Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? No, no,
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  no, no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole
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  program's gonna start. Okay, well, hit it. All
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  right. And now for something completely different.
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  Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.
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  This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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  I am your host, Ryan Hoppe. You can always call
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  the show. 856 -49 -HOPPE. That's 856 -494 -6773.
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  You can tweet at me at RyanHoppeRadio. You can
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  always email me. RyanHoppeRadio at gmail .com.
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  Let's see what the fuck is going on. Atlanta
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  Braves legend Bobby Cox. Rest in peace. He is
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  dead at 84. I don't know a thing about him. I
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  just know that he played baseball. Spencer Pratt
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  is quickly turning into the Donald Trump. of
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  politics for LA. He's running for mayor and he
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  says that CBS interviewed him to use it as a
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  hit piece when they were doing a report about
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  Karen Bess. Mm -hmm. Man. It is a sad day in
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  L .A. when Spencer frickin' Pratt is to voice
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  a reason. Pooh Shiesty pleads not guilty in the
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  Gucci Mane case. Of course he's going to. What's
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  he gonna say? Sidney Sweeney and Scooter Braun
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  were seen out in Australia. Cardi B and Stefan
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  Diggs were seen kissing in pictures. Okay, let
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  me turn off the music here. I'm telling you,
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  I never want to hear Cardi B ever complain about
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  men again and how it's always their fault and
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  blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Why? She knows
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  that Stefan Diggs is bad for her. Yet she goes
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  back to him ever and ever and ever again. It's
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  ridiculous. Cardi, either dead be dead. Yeah,
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  you want to be associated with him now because
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  he just got found out not guilty because you're
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  a clown chaser. If you were so loyal, you would
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  have stood by his side during the case. But you're
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  fake. What are you good for? Absolutely nothing.
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  Not even a good of a rapper. Now you're back
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  with him? Got it. Makes perfect sense. Totally
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  not confused. Why would you want to be with Stefan
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  Diggs? I get that it's the father of your kid.
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  So you're co -parenting. I get it. I don't think
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  the reason is co -parenting, no. But I'm saying,
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  I get it. You can't just get him out of your
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  life because you had a kid with him, which was
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  stupid. But at the same point, it's like, I don't
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  want to see you post a video. Oh, Stefan Diggs
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  was talking to other girls. He was probably talking
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  to other girls while you went to the bathroom
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  real quick. If you get the same results, that's
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  a you problem. Bad half -like that Matt Damon's
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  production company is getting sued. They're douchebags.
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  I would not trust them with anything. A Saturday
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  Night Live last night, Aziz Ansari returned to
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  play Kash Patel. God. I don't know what it is
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  about that little midget. I just want to bitch
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  slap him. Not Aziz. I think he's brilliant. No,
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  Kash Patel. He's the worst. Oh, yeah. We'll get
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  to James Charles in a second. That guy's an absolute
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  douchebag. He thinks he's better than me. Your
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  narcissistic personality disorder moron. All
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  right, by the way, on this delightful note that
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  we've begun the show, I want to dedicate. My
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  career. And everything I've ever accomplished
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  to my mom. Diana. My mom gave birth to me, I
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  don't know, 32, 33 years ago. And it's the unspoken
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  thing that I was an accident. My parents did
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  want to have kids. But luckily, I'm here. All
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  the mistakes I occasionally, occasionally make.
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  My mom has always been there for me to call me
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  up, but to never shame me. When I got fired in
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  Cleveland, she had my back and said, hey Ryan,
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  cause it's going on 11 years. Can you believe
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  it? 11 years that I've been in Tampa. So she's
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  always had my back and I adore her for that.
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  When I had a stutter, she goes, let's get speech
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  class. when I got into car crashes. She goes,
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  just drive better. Grow up. My mom has significantly
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  always been there for me. Maybe it's because
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  I'm an only child. I don't know what it is, but
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  I love my mom very dearly. And on this Mother's
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  Day, I'm going to say, happy Mother's Day, Mom.
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  I love you. I try to keep you private because...
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  As Woody one time in the radio house told me
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  about his family. They didn't sign up for this
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  madness. You mutants out there. I'm not saying
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  all people don't like me. But the ones listening
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  that don't like me. That like to critique people.
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  Like Mike Calter critiquing people's looks. Even
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  though he's an ugly fat ass. Yeah. That's why
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  I keep my mom private. Still can't believe he
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  did that. Because he's such a mad immoral. And
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  Mike Calter. The hell is he doing? Can you imagine
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  looking like that? Mike, you have a million fricking
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  dollars. You're so badass. You make more money
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  than Trump per year, supposedly. You'd love to
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  say you make more than the president. Mike, get
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  a Zempik. You're the one person that actually
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  needs a Zempik. Half of Tampa Bay and the media
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  is on a Zempik and they don't need it. You actually
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  need it, bud. 856 -49 -HOPPY. It's 856 -494 -6773.
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  You could tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You
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  can always email me. RyanHoppyRadio at gmail
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  .com. Here's Nick Cannon talking about his Mother's
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  Day plans. Mother's Day is coming up. Yes. I
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  love that outfit. What you doing for Mother's
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  Day? Yeah, how you doing, man? My wife's Indian,
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  so probably some curry, some gold or something
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  like that. Not like this. See, that's what you
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  got it wrong. Are you going to get her? Well,
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  I raised my daughters by myself, so Mother's
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  Day is my thing. I take myself to Red Lobster
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  to eat the biscuits. I'll be like, me too. I
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  don't know what I'm laughing at. It is our day.
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  It's that thing podcast deal where if you laugh,
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  it's funny. I just. Nick, what are your plans?
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  You got some kids to see? I'm spending time with
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  my mother. Your mother. It's my mother's day.
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  So you're not going to see anything else? It's
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  not baby mama's day. What a fucking dumbass.
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  This guy reproduced. I know there's probably
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  someone out there that really wants to have kids.
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  And they're trying so hard. And then this mutant
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  is able to just create kids. Deadbeat. It's Mother's
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  Day. So you spend time with your mother. Do you
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  get your baby's mother? Yeah, of course. I appreciate
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  them. Yeah, you know, they squirted out the kids
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  after years of me for clout. They get stuff from
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  the kids. But it's from you, from the kids. Yeah,
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  but it's like... You're the one paying for it,
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  so I guess it is from you. Something? They ain't
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  paying for it. Mm -hmm. Here's my residual money
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  from the song Jiggle Up. Here's some flowers.
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  Mm -hmm. But I try to make whatever the gift
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  is, you know, custom that the kids are a part
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  of it. I just... But it's always nice, but they're
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  not going to get the same thing because they
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  ain't got the same kids. I'm just making sure
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  I don't just go to the store. Shut up! You're
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  annoying! 856 -49 -HAPPY. Speaking of annoying
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  broads, here's Eric Kirk. Okay. Eric Kirk is
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  being used as like a symbol of the conservative
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  party. Because when I think of a girl that is
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  so conservative, And so moral. I think Eric and
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  Kirk, someone knows what a man for clout. And
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  her crocodile tears are pathetic. I'm not saying
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  she's not traumatized about Charlie. But she's
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  annoying. She gave a graduation speech. And here's
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  what she said. It's her describing her life.
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  Charlie would often encourage people. Like Dr.
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  Arndt said, to get married young, not rushed.
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  That's pretty rushed if you get it young. Wait
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  until you're 30. Not rushed. That is rushed.
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  You don't even know what you're saying. You're
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  stupid. But young. That is young and rushed.
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  Listen, I got engaged at 22. So it never happened.
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  Obviously, I'm single here. But I'm just saying.
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  That's rushed. But you like them for his money.
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  And the connections he gets you. And congrats
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  to those who have been married or are married
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  in this room. But it's special. Can you imagine
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  you're at Hillsdale College and you got this
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  annoying broad talking. And she's giving the
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  worst advice to get married. You know what I
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  mean? You'd also say have more kids than you
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  can afford. Because y 'all have the man pay for
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  it. Shut up. Good night. No one's laughing, you
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  dummy. But I just want to encourage all of you.
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  Pat Sajak's looking at her like you are a moron.
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  To the men, you are called to provide. You are
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  called to lead, to anchor your faith. Because
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  you have no original content. Listen, I do believe
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  that men need to lead. That is not what I'm saying.
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  I do think you need to be a leader. But if a
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  woman is telling people at a graduation, oh yeah,
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  just rely on the men. She's telling on herself
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  because she's got no other career advice. But
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  that's what she did. She's a good 7 out of 10.
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  She's not bad looking. What else does she have?
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  Nothing. Families and strength and consistency.
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  She just is doing that thing that all young,
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  I mean, she's not that young of a mother, but
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  all young mothers do where they want you to have
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  kids because they want you to be miserable with
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  her. That's all it is. To the women you are called
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  to nurture. Oh, let's go back to 1950. Shut up.
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  You're annoying. Build. I've had enough of you.
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  Yeah. Whoever hired Eric Kirk for that graduation
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  speech did not think that out. Oh yeah. Speaking
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  of, you know what? I'm getting a little sick
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  of Neon. I first liked Neon. I thought he was
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  a good streamer or whatever. But this freaking
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  guy is just surrounding himself with anybody
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  that can give him clicks and none of it's credible.
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  He's hanging out with that pedophile known as
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  Tekashi69. And Tekashi69 was quoted as saying
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  my girlfriend is gonna have an abortion if it
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  ain't a baby boy oh yeah the thing is this they'll
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  probably end up not aborting them and then she's
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  gonna see this in 10 years takashi you make all
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  men look bad you're a loser i hate you and your
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  music's not even good Aiden Ross is like, what
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  the hell is wrong with this monk? Is that clavicular?
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  Oh, it's all the dish bags in one room. Neon's
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  getting there right away. It's now he's possibly
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  banging Alabama Barker. So he feels like he's
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  better than us. Shut up! Bro! What? Oh, Tekashi.
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  I know you got money. I know you got clout. I
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  know you got everything you ever could. But when
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  it's all said and done, you'll always be remembered
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  as a loser. Your music sucks. You pretty much
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  had sex with an underage girl when you were making
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  the music video. You're a criminal. You're stupid.
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  You got the IQ of four. And the fact that he
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  can reproduce. Mm -hmm. That ain't it, dog. That
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  ain't it. All right. Candace Owens was left speechless
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  over Erica Kirk's appearance before the White
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  House dinner. Man, Candace Owens definitely hooked
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  up with Charlie. Erica before the White House
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  Correspondents Center. It's just her looking
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  hot. I love how Candace Owens thought the conservative
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  party was it and now she's like walking it back.
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  Tucker's doing the same thing. Megyn Kelly's
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  doing it. Stop it. Loser of the year. Of every
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  year. Loser of the millennium. Known as Adam
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  22. Congratulations, DJ Vlad, on getting a W
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  over Boozy in their recent argument. Oh, yeah.
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  Bunch of middle -aged men. What's been probably
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  the most shocking thing is that In hip -hop,
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  as the older... By the way, anybody that goes
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  to DJ Vlad, you know he's a fan, right? White
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  media personality is typically difficult for
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  you to be viewed in the more favorable light
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  when you're beefing with somebody who is a beloved
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  rapper. You know, and the fact that from my perspective,
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  when I'm reading the comments, when I'm seeing
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  other podcasters like Joe Budden or whoever way
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  his tattoos look like a dive bar bathroom stall.
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  You're a loser. And it has seemed like, oh, it's
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  interesting to see. People being pretty logical
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  and seeming to understand that from a business
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  perspective... Business! Everything with this
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  guy is transactional. Him and his wife, he passes
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  around like a high school blunt. I think you
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  look better than Boosie in this whole thing,
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  which is... I thought it was... Kind of... You
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  can't say Boosie. You gotta say... no you're
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  used to what side people pick in these uh issues
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  oftentimes being based on identity and not so
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  much let the freaking guest talk dude reality
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  but it feels like it's been going pretty well
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  in terms of how people wow he likes hearing himself
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  talk shut up which makes me feel like the audience
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  is the caption says adam 22 and dj vlad speak
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  on vlad's recent beef no it's all out of 22 talking
• 24:46
  shut up maybe growing up a little bit Transparency
• 24:51
  goes a long way. True, true. Transparency. I'll
• 24:54
  say one thing. I'm not a big fan of DJ Vlad.
• 24:57
  I watch some of his interviews and whatever.
• 25:00
  But he's better spoken than that moron Adam 22.
• 25:04
  You tell people the whole story from top to bottom
• 25:08
  and you have receipts and the other person doesn't
• 25:12
  turn around and say no, that's wrong. I am. It's
• 25:16
  DJ Vlad. DJ Vlad. Here's a clip that's going
• 25:22
  around from Nikki Glaser. Here it is. Talks about
• 25:28
  how fans and celebrities flirt with her. The
• 25:31
  thing that makes me, the people that hit on me,
• 25:34
  if they know he's my boyfriend, disgust. Like,
• 25:37
  I'm just instantly, like, revolted by any man
• 25:40
  that would. And I think this is when she did
• 25:41
  Stern before she did Call Her Daddy, where they
• 25:44
  talked about it being an open relationship. so
• 25:47
  how do you want it do that in front of my boyfriend
• 25:51
  if they try to do it when he's not around okay
• 25:52
  fine let's shoot your shot but like in front
• 25:55
  of him to like make him feel less than is i'm
• 25:59
  instantly like i don't like this guy anymore
• 26:00
  and uh this is done so but yeah that's got to
• 26:03
  be the worst feeling ever and that's that's why
• 26:05
  i always like to make it clear not even for him
• 26:08
  for me to be like to test the guy like you know
• 26:11
  i'm with him right so yeah but he's banging man
• 26:15
  Nikki Glaser seems like she does not know what
• 26:18
  she wants. Also seems like she does not respect
• 26:21
  herself. Oh, yeah. Clevecular's back on kick.
• 26:28
  We all freaking knew that would not last long.
• 26:32
  He's talking to Piper Rocco from OnlyVans. And
• 26:37
  she couldn't read numbers from her phone while
• 26:40
  on his stream. Yeah. Can I show the screen? Yeah.
• 26:44
  Here, guys. Just read it. Just read it. I'm not
• 26:48
  the best at it. Here, do it. I can't. Yeah, because
• 26:51
  you're stupid. Yeah, you're hot, but that's what
• 26:55
  you're doing. Holy fans. She probably, to be
• 26:58
  fair. A lot of these people that were in school
• 27:02
  during COVID are all messed up because they didn't
• 27:06
  get a proper education. So she was probably 12
• 27:11
  years old, 13 years old during COVID and probably
• 27:14
  missed out on addition. I'm not kidding either.
• 27:17
  You can't read it? I'm not good at reading stuff
• 27:20
  on camera. Just read the score. Just look. It's
• 27:23
  literally a number. It's literally a number.
• 27:25
  You say one thing. Um, it's... Wow. You're dumb.
• 27:33
  856 -49. The Code of Johnson reveals that she
• 27:39
  had sex seven times a day back in the day. Oh,
• 27:42
  yeah. Now she's just dried up like the head does
• 27:46
  it. Here's a modern woman talking about her life.
• 27:54
  And the caption says, modern women have the digital
• 27:56
  footprint of a porn star. When I'm drunk, I'm
• 27:58
  like a really, really, really, really, really
• 28:00
  bad flirt. And I'm going to get anything that
• 28:01
  I want. So boom, the other day I'm in the bar,
• 28:03
  drunk as fuck. It closes. I walk out, see these
• 28:05
  three men, plus this dude that I know. Oh yeah!
• 28:09
  DP time. Oh, that's my friend. So I go up to
• 28:11
  my friend because I want one of these dudes in
• 28:13
  this little friend group. Go up to my friend.
• 28:15
  I'm like, oh, who are these men? Like, they look
• 28:16
  good. So he brings me over. He introduces me
• 28:18
  to them. Get all their names. So the dude in
• 28:20
  the middle of these three people, he's the one
• 28:22
  that, like, is fucking me the most. But I want
• 28:23
  the dude. Oh, yeah. And then afterwards, we did
• 28:27
  this. so we're gonna call the middle and right
• 28:32
  so i'm like fucking with middle whatever and
• 28:34
  they're like where are you going i'm like we're
• 28:36
  going to a post game you should pull up so they're
• 28:37
  like bet bet bet so all of us we walk to the
• 28:39
  car right is driving the car middle's like okay
• 28:41
  like can you drop us off at our cars and we're
• 28:43
  gonna meet you at the post game i'm like okay
• 28:44
  perfect so i'm like okay like this is the time
• 28:46
  i get to talk to a dude on the right Because
• 28:48
  I want him. Anyway so middle guy and then the
• 28:49
  other guy get out of the car. And me and my friend
• 28:51
  stay in the car. And I'm like okay well like
• 28:53
  I don't want you to sit up in the front by yourself.
• 28:54
  Like let me get in the front with you. So I get
• 28:55
  in the front with dude on the right. And we drop
• 28:57
  to the post game. Post game's chill. Everybody's
• 28:59
  there. Three men are coming in. I like smoke
• 29:01
  with them a little bit. We're talking. Whatever.
• 29:03
  So they're finna leave. So dude in the middle
• 29:05
  calls me outside. We like kiss or whatever. And
• 29:07
  he's like begging me to come home with him. I'm
• 29:09
  like bitch no. So I go back inside. And I go
• 29:11
  back inside. I look up dude on the left. Look
• 29:13
  him up on Snapchat. Little do I know I already
• 29:15
  have him on Snapchat. Oh, yeah. What a riveting
• 29:19
  story. I bet your parents are so proud of you.
• 29:25
  What else do we have here? All right. Give me
• 29:30
  a second. I'm not ready for the James Charles
• 29:32
  segment. I just don't know if I can handle it.
• 29:35
  It's the worst. Nick Cannon's accountant allegedly
• 29:39
  embezzled $2 million. Money manager allegedly
• 29:42
  treated his account like a personal piggy bank
• 29:44
  and then disappeared with $2 million. According
• 29:54
  to federal prosecutors. Sources with direct knowledge
• 29:57
  tell TMZ that Frank Muzoki, a former account
• 30:00
  manager, is accused of spending several years
• 30:02
  siphoning cash from Nick Cannon. Federal prosecutors
• 30:05
  have now hit Frank with an eight -count indictment
• 30:07
  claiming he used his position managing the businesses
• 30:10
  and financial affairs of elite celebrities to
• 30:12
  carry out the scheme. While the indictment doesn't
• 30:14
  mention Nick Cannon by name, sources confirm
• 30:16
  he is the alleged victim. All right, there you
• 30:19
  go. Man, Nick Cannon just does not surround himself
• 30:24
  with good people. Logan Paul on his podcast that
• 30:31
  every vegan Gen Z person copies. Here's his take
• 30:36
  on people filming concerts. I think hell froze
• 30:39
  over. Why do I think hell froze over? Because
• 30:44
  I'm agreeing with Logan Paul. Pull your phone
• 30:48
  out at a concert or some shit. Just a question.
• 30:51
  What's your plan with that video? You're going
• 30:54
  to go back and watch it? Because it's three minutes
• 30:56
  long. So you're going to watch it when you're
• 30:59
  feeling low or when you need some energy. I have
• 31:02
  filmed concerts before. A little bit of it. And
• 31:04
  I never watch it. Maybe if I'm scrolling through
• 31:07
  my phone and a memory pops up. I'm actually going
• 31:11
  to do it with that video. And if you're one of
• 31:13
  these people. The two hands? Shame on you. I've
• 31:17
  seen people at Coachella. Shame on you. I've
• 31:19
  seen a person at Coachella this year even with
• 31:20
  an iPad. Well, that's not living in the moment.
• 31:23
  Maybe there was a job where they were trying
• 31:25
  to, you know, film things for a website. All
• 31:30
  right, we're going to do a thing on soon though.
• 31:31
  A song called James Charles is a privileged douche
• 31:37
  bag and needs to shut up. So James Charles. I
• 31:43
  think he's the worst. And no, I don't want anybody
• 31:45
  saying it's because he's gay. I just think he's
• 31:48
  absolutely inseparable. He's the worst. And I'm
• 31:54
  going to make a song because we're going to talk
• 31:55
  about James Charles. Honestly, in a weird way,
• 31:59
  he kind of makes gay guys look bad because they're
• 32:01
  already dealing with a lot of homophobia. And
• 32:05
  then you got this moron. But. It got flagged
• 32:13
  for moderation. Why are we so sensitive? Is a
• 32:17
  privileged, I'll say moron, not douchebag. Hopefully,
• 32:21
  Suno has not become, what? Is it because, what's
• 32:26
  wrong with it? All right, 2000s hip hop. Let
• 32:31
  me try this. I'm trying to make a song. It's
• 32:34
  James, God damn it. It's James Charles, fuck
• 32:37
  you, bro. It's kind of like the thing known as
• 32:41
  Taylor Swift, where you can't... On these websites.
• 32:44
  Let me explain why I'm getting mad. On these
• 32:49
  websites. God damn it. Some of the names you
• 32:52
  can't make songs about. Like, I couldn't even
• 32:53
  make a song about the other Taylor. Taylor, Frankie,
• 32:56
  Paul. Because it had the word Taylor in it. I
• 32:59
  guess James Charles' name is blocked. Fuck you,
• 33:02
  bro. You're a bitch. All right. So... There was
• 33:06
  a Spirit Airline employee that is out of a job
• 33:09
  and they reached out to James Charles to see
• 33:13
  if he can share the GoFundMe. And here is how
• 33:16
  he reacted. I just got a DM on here from a girl
• 33:19
  that said, good morning, James. I know you'll
• 33:21
  probably never see this, but if you could just
• 33:24
  take one minute to read, it would really mean
• 33:25
  a lot to me. You're a sociopath, bro. I don't
• 33:29
  care how much money and how much stuff you have.
• 33:32
  You're a loser. I'm really struggling right now
• 33:35
  because... And you're a privileged douche. Fear
• 33:38
  Airlines just filed for bankruptcy and I have
• 33:40
  lost my job. It's so funny. No one in your career
• 33:45
  hasn't taken off without daddy's money. You're
• 33:47
  a loser. Here's the GoFundMe link. Any donations
• 33:51
  help. Now listen, I think the GoFundMe thing's
• 33:56
  a little out of control. I think it's a little
• 33:59
  ridiculous. I have people reach out to me for
• 34:02
  GoFundMes for stuff. I try to share the ones
• 34:05
  that, you know, I don't know. But the thing is,
• 34:08
  I don't make fun of it. I'm sure they do, sweetheart.
• 34:12
  I'm sure they do. You know what else would help
• 34:14
  you? Getting another job. Hey, you want to help
• 34:17
  him get the job? You're a bitch slap face, dude.
• 34:20
  You're annoying. Yeah, try that. You know how
• 34:23
  easy it is to find a job on Indeed? Shut up.
• 34:28
  the time that it took you to copy and paste the
• 34:29
  same fuck ass message to myself who you don't
• 34:32
  follow by the way and oh heaven forbid i do think
• 34:36
  it is kind of weird that you would think a sociopathic
• 34:38
  loser that makes all gay people look bad like
• 34:41
  him would care about you that's where that girl
• 34:43
  messed up probably a hundred other influencers
• 34:46
  and celebrities you could have applied for a
• 34:48
  hundred other jobs but you didn't because you're
• 34:50
  a lazy piece of shit all right that's where you're
• 34:52
  out of control dead weren't you like allegedly
• 34:55
  grooming people you're no saint i hope all the
• 34:58
  skeletons in your closet come out because we
• 35:02
  know that james charles likes to come out you're
• 35:04
  entitled no you're entitled you're a sociopathic
• 35:08
  brat and you think the influences and celebrities
• 35:11
  should find your life for you It is kind of infuriating
• 35:16
  how this guy has the money. I know there's somebody
• 35:19
  listening to my show right now that's stuck in
• 35:21
  traffic and they're just trying to get by in
• 35:24
  life. And they're like, man, I make $60 ,000
• 35:28
  a year. I have to work 40 hours plus overtime.
• 35:31
  I work so hard. And this douchebag is just born
• 35:34
  into money. Why? Why would I ever help you? You're
• 35:38
  not a fan. You don't even follow me. You've never
• 35:39
  supported me. This is your first time DMing.
• 35:41
  And you think that I'm going to send you money
• 35:44
  because you lost your job? Oh, my God. Welcome
• 35:46
  to the real world. You don't know a thing about
• 35:49
  the real world. Shut up. Stop talking. You don't
• 35:52
  know a thing about the real world. You were born
• 35:54
  into money. Everybody online was saying you're
• 35:56
  a Rothschild. I don't know if that's true, but
• 35:59
  you were definitely born into money. You don't
• 36:00
  know a thing about the real world. This is what
• 36:03
  I can't stand about the rich and elite. They're
• 36:05
  not all heartless. You know what I've noticed
• 36:07
  about the rich and elite? The ones that were,
• 36:09
  you know, not born into money, the ones that
• 36:11
  had to earn the money, have more relatability
• 36:14
  than asswifes like him that have no accountability.
• 36:18
  People lose their jobs every fucking day and
• 36:20
  you're white, pretty, and able -bodied. You're
• 36:23
  in a much better position than a lot of other
• 36:25
  people out here. And so are you. You could have
• 36:27
  just easily ignored the GoFundMe. You know how
• 36:30
  many times I get messaged? I never shame them.
• 36:34
  It's bad juju. It's bad karma. You're walking
• 36:38
  bad karma. You're a bitch. Who are trying clearly
• 36:42
  much harder to make a better life for themselves.
• 36:45
  Why would I fucking help you? Wow. Why would
• 36:48
  anybody want to hang out with you? Why was Charlie
• 36:51
  D 'Amino or whatever that girl's name was hanging
• 36:52
  out with him? He's a loser! Let me say it again.
• 36:57
  Loser! You're the worst! Aside from that, 17
• 37:01
  ,000 people lost their jobs at Spirit Airlines.
• 37:03
  Why do you think you need to go fuck me? Oh no!
• 37:06
  Baby, they have bills to pay! You know dating
• 37:11
  him would be the worst. It would be equivalent
• 37:13
  to dating a cloud -chasing girl that uses you
• 37:16
  for your money. Mm -hmm. And then when you break
• 37:20
  up, she spills all of the beans. I can at least,
• 37:23
  like, 1 % respect the mentality of closed -mouths
• 37:26
  -don't -get -that -doesn't -hurt -to -try. Oh,
• 37:28
  yeah. You know James Charles knows about closed
• 37:31
  -mouths. Honestly, it does hurt to try because
• 37:34
  now you pissed me off. You seem like you're always
• 37:36
  pissed off. Yeah, douche. Okay, I'm not the one.
• 37:39
  You know, if this person was underage, he would
• 37:41
  help. Go find fucking Mr. Reese. This is literally
• 37:44
  his entire shtick. I'm sure the next YouTube
• 37:46
  video is literally going to be like, I rehired
• 37:48
  all 17 ,000 of the Spirit Airlines employees
• 37:50
  and it's going to be the real life Hunger Games.
• 37:52
  The last one of them to leave the Spirit Airlines
• 37:54
  plane gets to be the CEO of the new company and
• 37:56
  gets a house. Wow, he is coked up. How much cocaine
• 38:01
  have you done tonight? $10 million that everybody
• 38:03
  else dies. Like, go find that video to compete
• 38:06
  in, baby. I'm not helping you. I'm not fucking
• 38:08
  helping you. All you did. Oh, and of course,
• 38:10
  in the comment section, that comedian Godfrey's
• 38:13
  like, you're going out of the point. Shut your
• 38:15
  ass. You're another rich and elite, unfunny,
• 38:17
  race -baiting comedian. Just lost your job, okay?
• 38:20
  Welcome to the real world. I can at least understand
• 38:23
  if you were like, James, I'm a longtime fan.
• 38:25
  Here's a trillion years of DMs. Oh, it has to
• 38:28
  be because they're fake. I just don't know why
• 38:32
  this person was like, yeah, when I think of generosity
• 38:35
  and relatability, I think of James frickin' Charles.
• 38:38
  And my support for you. I love you. People lose
• 38:41
  their jobs every fucking day, and you're white,
• 38:43
  pretty, and able -bodied. All right, there you
• 38:45
  go. And then he said, sorry. Because you know
• 38:49
  his PR team was probably not happy with him.
• 38:52
  God, is he unlikable. He is just the worst. Again,
• 38:57
  if it was a 15 -year -old boy, he'd be like,
• 38:59
  yeah. Let me help you. But no. You're a douche,
• 39:05
  bro. Such a douche. I don't even know what else
• 39:10
  to say. There's no words to describe how unlikable
• 39:15
  he is. He's the worst. Here he is trying to say
• 39:18
  sorry. Yesterday morning, I posted a video on
• 39:22
  this account talking about how a woman had lost
• 39:24
  her job at Spear Airlines and she sent me a message
• 39:26
  with a GoFundMe link asking me to donate. And
• 39:35
  the video is basically me yelling at the camera,
• 39:38
  being super upset and frustrated because this...
• 39:40
  Why are you upset? Because you can't keep a man?
• 39:44
  Because every dude realizes you're nothing more
• 39:46
  than a twink? The person had never followed me,
• 39:48
  never supported me before. Oh my god! Get over
• 39:51
  that! What a narcissist you are! You'd be perfect
• 39:54
  for morning radio, you douche! And it was clear
• 39:57
  that she had basically copied and pasted this
• 39:59
  DM to every influencer and celebrity she possibly
• 40:02
  could, asking for a handout. Okay! She's in a
• 40:05
  bad place! And I called her lazy, I said she
• 40:09
  was stupid, and I said she's - You're talking
• 40:11
  about yourself! You're lazy. What do you do for
• 40:14
  a living? She should have spent the time that
• 40:15
  she spent copying the message, applying for jobs
• 40:18
  instead. This diddy was stupid. It was rude.
• 40:22
  It was obnoxious. It was privileged. And most
• 40:24
  importantly, it was completely unnecessary. Yeah,
• 40:27
  you don't say. When I saw that DM, I absolutely
• 40:30
  had the choice to ignore it and say absolutely
• 40:32
  nothing at all. Who got in his corner? And told
• 40:38
  him to do this video. He didn't do this out of
• 40:39
  the kindness of his heart. And move on with my
• 40:42
  day. But instead, I couldn't even tell you why
• 40:45
  her message just triggered me. I decided instead
• 40:50
  to make a video about it and I bashed her and
• 40:53
  it was obnoxious and I shamed her for asking
• 40:56
  for help in a situation where she was clearly
• 41:01
  really struggling and this could have been her
• 41:02
  absolute last resort. I have no idea what was
• 41:05
  going on in her life and I should have. I hope
• 41:10
  all your skeletons come out, dude. Never assumed
• 41:14
  that she was just copying and pasting this DM
• 41:16
  as an easy way out. I don't know. I just don't
• 41:19
  know. My intention behind making this video in
• 41:23
  the first place was I get a lot of messages like
• 41:26
  this every single day. And for me personally,
• 41:28
  it definitely sucks to receive messages from
• 41:32
  people that don't follow you and don't support
• 41:33
  you, treating you like a personal ATM or bank
• 41:37
  account. Dude! That's what comes with being rich.
• 41:40
  I've worked with rich people. That's what happens.
• 41:43
  People are struggling, especially now. And your
• 41:45
  net worth is 12, 22 million. Shut up. But what
• 41:51
  I'm sure sucks even more is not knowing where
• 41:53
  your next paycheck is coming from and not being
• 41:55
  sure whether or not you're going to be able to
• 41:56
  put food on the table. I've had enough. Blah,
• 42:00
  blah, blah. Man, how piss baskets die. He just
• 42:07
  has an unlikable thing around him. What do we
• 42:11
  have here? Logan Paul and his wife, Nina. talking
• 42:19
  about what it was like giving birth. It's definitely
• 42:23
  not hard to watch, but it's like I haven't. I
• 42:27
  remember I saw it in a high school video and
• 42:29
  it was like a firecracker. It was traumatizing.
• 42:33
  I put myself out there in a while and here I
• 42:36
  am putting all of me out there. You know, it's
• 42:40
  like, it's so many emotions and like sounds.
• 42:43
  I thought it was done in like a super beautiful
• 42:46
  way. It's done really beautifully. Yeah. Did
• 42:48
  you see the first cut, though? The first cut
• 42:50
  was a lot. I didn't watch any of the first cuts
• 42:53
  after the film. It was ridiculous. Sorry, were
• 42:55
  the cameras in the delivery room? No, I filmed
• 42:58
  it. I don't know how you managed to do that.
• 43:00
  While supporting me, Logan... I bet you never
• 43:04
  look at a vagina the same. ...was able to film
• 43:07
  the entire thing, like, perfectly, capture all
• 43:10
  the moments from, like, you know, my emotions
• 43:12
  to Esme's first cry to her going to get weighed
• 43:16
  to... There you go. Something I cannot relate
• 43:19
  to is having kids. Eight, five, six, 49 Hoppy.
• 43:26
  Clavicular tries to explain to Piper Raquel why
• 43:29
  it's wrong to have only fans at 18. I'm not a
• 43:31
  victim and I don't ever say I am, but a lot of
• 43:35
  people do think that I am a victim of exploitation
• 43:37
  and I just, I'm constantly like, people have
• 43:41
  put me in that box. The internet, of course,
• 43:44
  but I feel like even the internet is kind of
• 43:46
  just a form of exploitation in a way, but, like,
• 43:49
  it's not just personally me. Well, here's the
• 43:52
  thing. It's like, you know, with being your age
• 43:54
  and being a young woman in this world... Your
• 43:58
  age? You're the same age as her. You're not wise.
• 44:00
  Shut up! Um, you know, you are a little bit naive
• 44:05
  by default, and that's okay, right? Ignorance
• 44:08
  is... So are you, bro! What are you, a rocket
• 44:10
  scientist? You shot a dead alligator! Shut up!
• 44:14
  It makes you the joyous personality that you
• 44:18
  are, but that also makes it quite easy for kind
• 44:23
  of sleazy people to do things that you shouldn't
• 44:26
  want to do. It's like, I don't know. I'm not
• 44:31
  really going to... Since when is clavicular a
• 44:33
  freaking stage? Shut up! I am in a cranky mood.
• 44:38
  Mm -hmm. Here is Sophie Rain declining his call.
• 44:43
  I don't know if she's going to answer. She might
• 44:44
  be asleep, guys. So this might not be a good
• 44:47
  idea. Let's see. My phone's a bit gross. I'm
• 44:57
  sorry. Yeah, so supposedly he called her a bird
• 44:59
  and now she's not picking up. No way! You call
• 45:04
  a girl a bird and she wants nothing to do with
• 45:06
  you? Who would have thought? You lux -maxer.
• 45:09
  You douche -maxer. I just have to wipe off the
• 45:12
  camera. I'm the clavicular. She must know. She's
• 45:21
  gonna ego you. I'm so sorry. Brutal, brutal,
• 45:25
  brutal. Yeah, she's not a big fan of you, but
• 45:27
  that's okay. I'm glad someone said it. Yeah,
• 45:34
  clavicular. I first really respected him, and
• 45:36
  then he just got so stupid. This is interesting.
• 45:41
  Alex Copra, Goddaddy, asks Rachel Bilson how
• 45:45
  she coped with being with a partner that had
• 45:47
  a different sex drive. Listen, I need you to
• 45:51
  listen to me very carefully. If you don't have
• 45:58
  the same sex drive as your partner, it ain't
• 46:00
  going to work, dog. I'm a horny dude. My ex told
• 46:06
  me that I could have sex on my deathbed. Here's
• 46:11
  the thing, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
• 46:14
  you need to at least have enough sex with your
• 46:17
  partner. I had friends with benefits. God bless
• 46:21
  her heart. We started out bad all the time. and
• 46:26
  then we broke up when your sex drive doesn't
• 46:29
  align it ain't gonna work it's you'll just move
• 46:32
  on yes okay have you ever been in a relationship
• 46:35
  where your partner had different sex drives than
• 46:39
  you and how did you guys handle that for sure
• 46:41
  you know that's an example of getting in your
• 46:43
  head because i have been in one where like or
• 46:46
  maybe i haven't been as interested after a while
• 46:48
  in having sex with the person and in my head
• 46:50
  i'm like okay i had sex today if i wait two or
• 46:54
  three days, okay, maybe I can do it again on
• 46:56
  Thursday and then he'll be okay, you know. But
• 46:58
  then you're in your head and then you're like,
• 47:00
  oh, fuck. And I had that for a while, like even
• 47:02
  after a relationship, being stuck in that and
• 47:04
  overthinking. Like we had sex today. Okay, when
• 47:08
  do I have to have it again to, you know. That
• 47:10
  is the most relatable. That's the problem is
• 47:12
  when a woman, here's the problem. And women don't
• 47:16
  get this. We are designed to have sex. we are
• 47:24
  designed to want to recreate we're horny all
• 47:27
  the time women can like have an orgasm and then
• 47:30
  be like i'm good for two weeks that is not a
• 47:33
  guy on a date old thing just to pause you right
• 47:36
  there i can't imagine how many women are like
• 47:38
  me too rachel what the fuck do you do to like
• 47:42
  combat that right it's yeah it's it's it's so
• 47:45
  tough right because battling your head and your
• 47:48
  body because there's totally different things
• 47:51
  and even if i want to have sex my head could
• 47:52
  be like no i don't really want to oh my god just
• 47:57
  do it every time a girl's like i don't feel like
• 48:00
  doing it but then it ends up happening they're
• 48:02
  glad they did afterwards why do women overthink
• 48:07
  sex i'm not saying sex is the most important
• 48:10
  part of a relationship but it's getting out of
• 48:14
  control and then you're stuck in that pattern
• 48:17
  of like, okay, I'm going to calculate this. Calculation
• 48:21
  on sex? Have we lost our minds? That's you overthinking.
• 48:29
  Oh my God. Do you feel like when that happened
• 48:32
  to you with that partner? Cause I hear what you're
• 48:34
  saying. Like that, that specific, it felt like
• 48:36
  you're kind of like, I'm not sure if I'm in this
• 48:38
  anymore. And like, I don't know what I'm doing.
• 48:40
  Right. Did it go on for a while? Did you end
• 48:43
  it? Did you find any like remedy for it? Yeah.
• 48:45
  It was probably like the last year and a half.
• 48:48
  Geez. She'll be wondering why she gets cheated
• 48:51
  on. Cause you don't put out. If you're not having
• 48:55
  sex with your partner, you're just a friend.
• 48:58
  You say he's just a friend. You say he's just
• 49:01
  a friend. Oh, baby, you got what I need. But
• 49:05
  you put out once awake. That was kind of funny.
• 49:08
  Eight, five, six. Let me see what we got here.
• 49:13
  Listen, I kind of like comedians, but being around
• 49:16
  all of them with, like, Mike Kelton and that,
• 49:19
  they're all douchebags. They all have small day
• 49:24
  energy, and they think they're better than you,
• 49:27
  and they overthink everything. Mm -hmm. And we
• 49:31
  have a clip here. Jeff Dye supposedly wanted
• 49:37
  to be on WrestleMania. When I worked with Kelta,
• 49:40
  Jeff Dye was on the show. He's likable enough.
• 49:43
  He's accomplished a lot in life because he got
• 49:45
  to bang the good old person, unknown as Kristen
• 49:50
  Cavallari. But then again, half of Hollywood's
• 49:52
  powder. He's funny. He's likable. But he has
• 49:55
  an ego. And supposedly, he wanted to be a part
• 49:59
  of the comedy team at WrestleMania. But no offense
• 50:05
  to him. He was never truly a part of it. He was
• 50:08
  applying for it and was trying to be like, he
• 50:12
  was like an outsider going in. He never had a
• 50:15
  chance. So what happened was he ended up getting
• 50:18
  waived from it and not invited to WrestleMania
• 50:21
  and then he got mad. But he was inviting himself
• 50:24
  onto the team. He was trying to force himself
• 50:26
  to be a part of something that wasn't his. So
• 50:29
  here's Jeff Dye crying about his career. Let
• 50:35
  me pot up the board. That might help you guys
• 50:38
  to hear it. Should we talk about Kill Tony? I
• 50:42
  did Kill Tony. It was very fun. Shout out to
• 50:47
  Tony Hinchcliffe. Tony Hinchcliffe has wiggled
• 50:52
  his little way into all of his dreams coming
• 50:55
  true. As far as, you know, he's got money. He's
• 50:59
  in the city he loves. He's friends with people
• 51:02
  as cool as Joe Rogan and others. And Jeff Dye
• 51:06
  sounds very jealous. One of the best things I
• 51:11
  think you can do with your success is fart or
• 51:15
  power or celebrity or money or whatever. Using
• 51:18
  it to wiggle your way. into your other interests
• 51:23
  right so like i i've worked really hard at being
• 51:25
  a stand -up comedian and i will try to ring that
• 51:28
  any little remote little success i've ever had
• 51:31
  i try to ring it out so that i can go yeah by
• 51:34
  him saying remote success he doesn't feel happy
• 51:37
  about himself and this is the problem with a
• 51:39
  lot of comedians is they're very self -conscious
• 51:42
  they're all narcissistic people that had bad
• 51:45
  childhoods and they're very They're very controversial
• 51:50
  to be around. They're funny. They're talented.
• 51:52
  But they use people. And then wonder by the time
• 51:56
  they're 40 why they're alone. Go to baseball
• 51:59
  games. Meet baseball players. Go to wrestling
• 52:02
  events. Hang out with wrestlers. Like I've tried
• 52:05
  my best for those kind of things. And so has
• 52:07
  Tony. So for Tony to have his own Kill Tony show
• 52:12
  at WrestleMania. that is a Tony Hinchcliffe wet
• 52:19
  dream. You know, think of anything Tony would
• 52:23
  like better than, you know, he was getting a
• 52:25
  wet dream watching the guys there. That he gets
• 52:32
  to be at WrestleMania, both nights, real good
• 52:35
  seats. And then at night he gets to like have
• 52:37
  the wrestlers come perform. Tony, like that's
• 52:41
  pretty cool. Well, as you guys know, I was already
• 52:43
  going to WrestleMania because of the gracious
• 52:46
  and genius and sweet Paul Heyman, formerly Paul
• 52:51
  E. Dangerously from ECW. Paul Heyman very generously
• 52:57
  left me two nights of WrestleMania entertainment
• 53:02
  at the box office, and we got to go. Me and my
• 53:06
  buddy Cole went, and it was awesome. So anyways,
• 53:09
  because Kill Tony was going to be there, I was
• 53:11
  like, hey, I'm already going to be there. Can
• 53:13
  I perform? And Tony's like, hell yeah, come on
• 53:15
  the show. So I go out and everything I'm going
• 53:19
  to say, I hope is not taken out of context, but
• 53:21
  I'll just be as honest as I can be. Everyone
• 53:23
  did bad but me. I'm just being honest. I know
• 53:27
  that sounds terrible. All right. Then why weren't
• 53:30
  you selected? Terrible. William Montgomery did
• 53:33
  not do well. Yeah, I don't like comedians. You're
• 53:36
  a douchebag! And I think that he will tell you
• 53:43
  that. Then two people went out and they did not
• 53:49
  do well. And I think they will tell you that.
• 53:51
  Then Kane went out and he did terrible. But he's
• 53:58
  not a comedian. He's just a big pro wrestler
• 54:00
  and a mayor of Knox County. There he is crying.
• 54:05
  Look at that little bitch. What do we have here?
• 54:09
  Okay. I have a love -hate with Mark Norman. It's
• 54:12
  more love than hate. The guy makes me laugh.
• 54:15
  I like the podcast he does with Sam Morrell,
• 54:17
  former guest of the show. Whenever I was on Count
• 54:20
  the Show, he's always one of the funniest guests
• 54:22
  that was on. He's funny. I'll give him that.
• 54:27
  But I'm sick and tired of these comedians doing
• 54:29
  the thing where they do crowd work in the audience.
• 54:32
  And it's all staged. It ruined it for me with
• 54:35
  Matt Rife. It's no different than Joseph Carvalho
• 54:38
  of the Joe Show and all the radio shows doing
• 54:40
  fake prank calls in the morning. They don't know
• 54:43
  how to talk unscripted, so they have to have
• 54:45
  a plot line. How about you're so tilted? So here's
• 54:52
  a guy. An Asian man. He says he was tricked into
• 54:56
  being a part of Mark Norman's comedy special.
• 54:59
  In honor of AAPI month, I need to unpack a really
• 55:02
  unsettling and racist experience I just had at
• 55:05
  Mark Norman's comedy show. So I got an email
• 55:09
  from Gotham Casting two days ago. This happened
• 55:11
  last night. And they were basically saying, hey,
• 55:13
  you're cast as an extra to be a business person.
• 55:16
  You fit the profile. Come dress as a businessman.
• 55:18
  Mind you, I'm not a businessman, but I pull up
• 55:21
  in like a businessman outfit. and immediately
• 55:24
  i get a red flag everyone in the green room is
• 55:27
  asian it's all asian men asian businessmen and
• 55:31
  most of those people weren't even business people
• 55:33
  they were just dressed as one okay so i'm thinking
• 55:35
  to myself okay i already don't like this because
• 55:38
  they didn't tell us at all that they were casting
• 55:41
  asian men and this is a comedy special so clearly
• 55:45
  there's some bit about asian men that they're
• 55:48
  doing but anyways we sit down and they the producers
• 55:51
  are trying to identify which members of the crowd
• 55:54
  don't speak english as a first language so they
• 55:56
  make them raise their hands and they're pointing
• 55:58
  them out they're like okay guy in the middle
• 56:00
  guy with the red tie guy with the black shirt
• 56:03
  they're pointing them out specifically so that
• 56:05
  mark norman the comedian could have preselected
• 56:09
  people to banter with and do crowd work with
• 56:11
  so he can get clips of him talking to people
• 56:13
  with accents. Yeah, that's what I don't like.
• 56:15
  Do actual comedy, man. I grew up worshiping comedy.
• 56:20
  Listen to Opie and Anthony, Brandmeier, Steve
• 56:23
  Dahl, Ron and Fez. I even liked content at a
• 56:27
  point, blah, blah, blah. All these guys had comedians
• 56:30
  on. But they're all douchebags with no social
• 56:34
  skills. And the only redeeming thing they have
• 56:37
  is they know how to make people laugh. And making
• 56:41
  fun of people who couldn't defend themselves.
• 56:43
  And it just gave me such an ick. Such an ick.
• 56:47
  Anyways, Mark Norman comes out. And if you don't
• 56:50
  know, Mark Norman is a very famous comedian.
• 56:52
  He has like 2 million followers cross -platform.
• 56:54
  Yeah, this guy would. Definitely not about to
• 56:57
  follow their account. and he has netflix specials
• 57:01
  and he performed at that fucking like saudi arabia
• 57:03
  festival whatever anyways i guess he started
• 57:06
  a new show called human trials because i looked
• 57:10
  into it because i was like what the fuck was
• 57:11
  this and the premise of human trials is to do
• 57:15
  comedy to one specific demographics the previous
• 57:19
  episodes that he's had were 50 bald men 50 gen
• 57:22
  z girls and i looked at the trailer and the other
• 57:25
  demographics he's hitting is 50 nuns 50 uh deaf
• 57:28
  people 50 uh frat boys 50 bikers 50 clowns and
• 57:34
  then 50 asian businessmen now let's just sit
• 57:38
  with that because why is asia why is it that
• 57:41
  asian businessman is the one time you're gonna
• 57:43
  cross over from demographic to racial group you
• 57:48
  know because he's a douchebag and i find it really
• 57:52
  interesting that it was only asian men that were
• 57:55
  targeted he didn't do 50 black women 50 latino
• 57:59
  men 50 you know all right there you go there
• 58:02
  you freaking go all right time for elon musk
• 58:08
  news I got something to say. Let's get it. Yeah.
• 58:33
  You the genius on the gram, big boss online But
• 58:36
  you fumble real life, can't clock that time Spaceships,
• 58:39
  docks, you obsessed with the brand But your kids
• 58:42
  know you handle more than they know they dad
• 58:44
  You flexing on the timeline, trying to act profound
• 58:47
  But who's tucking them in when the camera's not
• 58:49
  around? Random names, weird games, like they
• 58:51
  pieces in the lab Treat them like an update,
• 58:53
  that's a deadbeat dad Deadbeat daddy Elon, where
• 58:57
  your heart at? Throw your follower count, not
• 59:00
  your kid's laugh All that power, all that cash
• 59:02
  in your stash But you don't know the child you
• 59:04
  held, crap Think your daddy Elon, you can't spin
• 59:08
  that They need love, not a headline, click back
• 59:11
  Just hop it out while we just speaking on the
• 59:13
  facts Tampa Bay live, say it loud on the track
• 59:17
  You brag about changing the world on a whim.
• 59:20
  But when your kids call, lines stayin' thin.
• 59:22
  You talk future of humanity, big long threads.
• 59:25
  But you boast your own family, leave them on
• 59:27
  read. They ain't ask to be props in your press
• 59:30
  routine. They ain't coding a script or a meme
• 59:32
  on the screen. You play God with the globe, trying
• 59:35
  to chase that crown. But a father that's present,
• 59:37
  you keep letting them down. Debbie, Daddy, Elon,
• 59:40
  where your heart at? Know your follow account,
• 59:43
  not your kid's lap. All that power, all that
• 59:45
  cash in your stash. But you don't know the child
• 59:47
  you helped crack. That's that. Debbie, daddy,
• 59:50
  he lost. You can't spend that. They need love,
• 59:53
  not a headline. Click back. It's happy hour.
• 59:55
  We just speaking on the facts. Tampa Bay. Yeah.
• 59:59
  Debbie. It's that real talk, not a fanboy cheer.
• 1:00:08
  If the truth make you mad, change gears this
• 1:00:10
  year. You can buy another rocket, buy another
• 1:00:12
  car, but you can't buy. My back days when you
• 1:00:15
  let them drift far Baby, Daddy, Elon, where your
• 1:00:18
  heart at? Know your follower count, not your
• 1:00:21
  kid's lap All that power, all that cash in your
• 1:00:23
  stash But you don't know the child you helped
• 1:00:25
  craft Daddy, Daddy, Elon, you can't spend that
• 1:00:29
  They need love, not a headline, click back This
• 1:00:33
  happy hour, we just speaking on the facts Temporary
• 1:00:35
  life, put the mirror in your lap Baby Oh yeah
• 1:00:43
  8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -0 -B. It's 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6
• 1:00:49
  -7 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at me at RyanNobbyRadio.
• 1:00:55
  You can always email me, RyanNobbyRadio. What's
• 1:01:06
  going on with this frickin' moron right here?
• 1:01:10
  ahead of mother's day may musk the mother to
• 1:01:12
  one of the world's richest humans is opening
• 1:01:14
  up about raising her three successful children
• 1:01:17
  and tending to her 19 grandchildren model exclusively
• 1:01:21
  revealing and i wonder if she knows all their
• 1:01:23
  names even to e -news may a there is no greater
• 1:01:27
  joy in my life than being a mother and now a
• 1:01:30
  grandmother i treasure every moment i get with
• 1:01:33
  my children and grandchildren but i've learned
• 1:01:35
  that love grows best without pressure hey um
• 1:01:38
  sound like she's a better parent than Elon was.
• 1:01:41
  What I mean by that is it seems like Elon's dad
• 1:01:44
  really messed him up. Time for Duggar News. Yeah.
• 1:01:49
  Yeah. Something ain't right, man. Count it up.
• 1:01:56
  Keep count. Keep count. Keep count. Keep count.
• 1:01:59
  Walk in the crib like, yo, who all these? Name
• 1:02:02
  tags on babies' row of car seats. Mama in a denim
• 1:02:05
  skirt, daddy with the side part. Everybody smiles,
• 1:02:08
  but I get a weird vibe. Start chalkboard chores
• 1:02:11
  running down the hallway. Tuesday is for twins,
• 1:02:13
  Thursday just for laundry. Buddy up, buddy up,
• 1:02:16
  that's a slogan. I'm like, how many birthdays
• 1:02:18
  you still holding? Roll call sound like a rollin'
• 1:02:22
  credit sequence Every single kid got the same
• 1:02:25
  freakin' sequence Same shirt, same head, same
• 1:02:27
  Bible on the dresser All star cast of repressed
• 1:02:30
  child pressure There's somethin' wrong with the
• 1:02:32
  Duggar family Too many names in the family tree
• 1:02:35
  For real, every single one that can kinda uncanny
• 1:02:38
  Tell me, how you got that many kids on a salary?
• 1:02:41
  There's somethin' off in the Duggar house Smile's
• 1:02:44
  what it can, but the truth leak out Too many
• 1:02:47
  rules, too many little mouths There's somethin'
• 1:02:50
  wrong With the Duggar family, no doubt Livin'
• 1:02:53
  room look like a youth group lockin' Every single
• 1:02:55
  couch got a cousin knocked out On that laundry
• 1:02:57
  pile high, that's a high mountain mount The pops
• 1:03:00
  got time to preach, Bob Motta's blouses Courtship
• 1:03:03
  contracts, side hug romance Everybody tryna rebrand,
• 1:03:07
  control his chance Daughters in a row like a
• 1:03:09
  pageant in a hallway But nobody datin' lest daddy
• 1:03:12
  get the all say TV crew lurkin' in the pantry
• 1:03:15
  Catch another confessional camera happy All about
• 1:03:18
  value That's the brand, that's the pitch But
• 1:03:21
  secrets in the basement always end up in a stitch
• 1:03:23
  God's plan, sound real cute on a bumper Till
• 1:03:26
  you see a kid raise a kid like a mother Like,
• 1:03:29
  who raising who in this human assembly? It's
• 1:03:31
  a pyramid scheme made of babies, feel me? There's
• 1:03:34
  something wrong with the Duggar family Too many
• 1:03:37
  names in the family tree Every single one that
• 1:03:41
  can kind of uncanny Tell me, how you got that
• 1:03:43
  many kids on a salary? There's something off
• 1:03:46
  in the Duggar house smile for the game, but the
• 1:03:49
  truth leak out, too many rules, too many little
• 1:03:52
  mouths, there's something wrong with the Duggar
• 1:03:54
  family, count em up, 1, 2, 3, keep going, 4,
• 1:03:58
  5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, D, when you hit 15, man, that's
• 1:04:03
  wild, by 19, you forgot, you a child, too many
• 1:04:07
  chores, too many vows, too many hands all wiped
• 1:04:11
  out, if you look like a coat when The door's
• 1:04:13
  all closed, and it walked like a cold Everybody
• 1:04:16
  just froze There's somethin' wrong with the Duggar
• 1:04:18
  family Say what? Too many names in the family
• 1:04:20
  tree Every single one actin' kinda uncanny Tell
• 1:04:24
  me, how you get that many kids? My salary? Explain
• 1:04:27
  that There's somethin' off in the Duggar house
• 1:04:29
  Sly for the cam, but the truth legal Too many
• 1:04:33
  rooms, too many little mouths There's somethin'
• 1:04:35
  wrong with the Duggar family Yeah, yeah, yeah
• 1:04:45
  Oh, yeah. Steamy jail texts from Josh Duggar
• 1:04:50
  to his wife are coming to light. While the 19
• 1:04:53
  kids and counting alum was in custody at the
• 1:04:55
  Washington County. Bunch of creeps, all the adults,
• 1:04:57
  not the kids, the poor kids. Detention center
• 1:05:00
  in Arkansas prior to beginning his 12 year sentence
• 1:05:03
  for receiving and possessing child sexual abuse.
• 1:05:06
  He sent several eyebrow raising texts to his
• 1:05:09
  wife, Anna Duggar. One of the texts obtained
• 1:05:12
  by People reads, quote, Miss you, my lover. I
• 1:05:15
  miss being in the shower with you scrubbing.
• 1:05:17
  I miss watching you try on clothes. I miss watching
• 1:05:20
  you being sexy. According to the outlet, this
• 1:05:23
  makes you want to vomit. In the same message
• 1:05:26
  to his wife, whom he married in 2008, Josh congratulated
• 1:05:29
  her for, quote, making the scale numbers lower
• 1:05:32
  than expected and suggested that she accordingly
• 1:05:35
  buy herself something low cut. Oh, yeah. and
• 1:05:39
  that she could send him pictures in her underwear.
• 1:05:41
  He doesn't care. He's facing more than a decade
• 1:05:44
  in prison. I think he's been in there like four
• 1:05:45
  years. What I'm saying is he's got nothing to
• 1:05:48
  lose. He doesn't care. Or bathing suit. His subsequent
• 1:05:52
  messages, per People, kept Anna informed about
• 1:05:55
  whether or not he'd received the pictures from
• 1:05:57
  her yet before he added, quote, I can't wait
• 1:05:59
  till we can be alone again. Ah, gross. The fact
• 1:06:04
  that she's stalked by him, she's definitely banging
• 1:06:06
  other people. Y 'all, y 'all, y 'all, y 'all,
• 1:06:08
  y 'all, y 'all. Turn it up. She's getting around.
• 1:06:13
  Cardassian news, we definitely be stippin' though,
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  ain't we? Or even stay on him. Mic's hot, hoppy,
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  speaks what's on his mind. Nepotism's thrown,
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  they sittin' in the plush. Built an empire off
• 1:06:24
  nothin' but the hush. Reality's a script, ain't
• 1:06:27
  no realness in the cut. Talents on vacation,
• 1:06:29
  they forsaken what's corrupt. On the mic, call
• 1:06:32
  it verbal demolition Exposing fake lives, media's
• 1:06:35
  worst addiction Idiocracy crowned, it's the brain
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  on snooze Clickbait queens, welcome to Kardashian
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  News Where the truth gets head, I be breaking
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  down the hype Y 'all beware, fake smiles, fake
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  lies Fake lives, fake drama they choose No talent
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  required, it's Kardashian News Where the truth
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  gets head, I be breaking down the hype Y 'all
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  beware, fake smiles, fake lies Fake drama, they
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  choose No talent required, it's Kardashian news
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  Diamond studded lies, selling dreams to the broke
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  Gold -plated nothing, society inside joke Hoppy
• 1:07:09
  ain't scared, man, he roasting them raw Nepo
• 1:07:11
  babies flexing like they rewrote the law Surgical
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  precision, every word's a slice Hypocrisy exposed
• 1:07:17
  under studio lights Instagram filters, they mask
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  the truth Hoppy's here to school them, welcome
• 1:07:23
  to the booth Yeah, Hoppy Got no leash, got no
• 1:07:26
  leash, no chain. Speaking what he feels, never
• 1:07:28
  playing a game. No Kardashian can spin his name.
• 1:07:32
  On this mic he reigns. Untamed. Kardashian news.
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  Where the truth gets aired. Hoppy breaking down
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  the hype, y 'all beware. Fake lies, fake drama,
• 1:07:42
  they choose. Quiet as Kardashian news. Kardashian
• 1:07:46
  news. I got it! Hoppy speaks what's on his mind.
• 1:07:52
  Telling it up, it's Hoppy hour time. And again.
• 1:08:05
  Kylie Jenner proves no distance can keep her
• 1:08:08
  and Timothee Chalamet apart. On May 9th, the
• 1:08:12
  Kylie Cosmetics founder posts a Get Ready With
• 1:08:14
  Me TikTok while heading to New York for a very
• 1:08:17
  quick date night with the Dune actor. Kylie films
• 1:08:20
  herself aboard a private plane, showing off her
• 1:08:23
  makeup routine while - Who cares? By the way,
• 1:08:29
  it's time for this. Can you believe that the
• 1:08:41
  NFL is only 125 days away? Feels like I was just
• 1:08:46
  saying it was 190 days away. What an offseason
• 1:08:51
  it's been. None of it's really been about the
• 1:08:53
  players. It's all been about Mike Vrabel's penis.
• 1:08:58
  Impossible left chop. So much going on in the
• 1:09:03
  L .A. States. H -O -double -P -E. Not sure why
• 1:09:07
  I said that. But there's been a lot of appearances
• 1:09:11
  lately of Kyle and Kelsey on the arm. podcast
• 1:09:17
  that is unknown as the heights the new heights
• 1:09:21
  and carly kelsey had some words to say she reviews
• 1:09:27
  the she reveals her kelsey household rules but
• 1:09:33
  first Specific Kelsey household rules. If you
• 1:09:48
  get into specific Kelsey house rule, the problem
• 1:09:50
  is you're about to get bleeped. Jason's going
• 1:09:53
  to get bleeped. What are the rules of the house?
• 1:10:11
  Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. I don't know.
• 1:10:15
  There are things that I would never allow to
• 1:10:17
  happen because of stories I've told that I've
• 1:10:20
  been told. Oh, interesting. Okay. For instance,
• 1:10:25
  no one's, no one's playing in the car. When Travis
• 1:10:31
  drove it through the garage or when someone took
• 1:10:33
  a dump in the trunk. Okay. What the hell's wrong
• 1:10:37
  with you? I'm sure Taylor loves him. Sorry. Those
• 1:10:43
  are both Travis. Travis did not. You know what?
• 1:10:46
  Travis went. Shut up, Travis. You have a past.
• 1:10:49
  You dated Kayla Nicole. You went from being a
• 1:10:54
  homie in the club to looking like a cop. Shut
• 1:10:56
  up. To a potty in the bathroom. I mean, as I've
• 1:10:59
  seen with Wyatt, it is now. Clear to me that
• 1:11:02
  watching Wyatt just tell her younger sisters
• 1:11:06
  what to do and egg them on. Don't get me started.
• 1:11:09
  Do not get me started. Is very accurate as to.
• 1:11:11
  Seems like a happy relationship. What's going
• 1:11:15
  on here? Happy Hot Topic. Olivia Colpo was celebrating
• 1:11:22
  her birthday with an extra guest, the model and
• 1:11:26
  her husband. This reporter is exciting. All the
• 1:11:29
  other ones sound so boring. This sounds like
• 1:11:30
  a honey. Jim McCaffrey announced on Instagram
• 1:11:33
  they are expecting their second. Number one,
• 1:11:36
  I love how she said Christian McCaffrey. McCaffrey.
• 1:11:38
  Hell yeah. The dad can't win a Super Bowl, but
• 1:11:43
  he gets to have sex with Olivia Colpo. Announced
• 1:11:46
  on Instagram, they are expecting their second
• 1:11:49
  baby together. Sharing the news on the platform
• 1:11:51
  on May 8th. May 8th? Olivia's 34th birthday.
• 1:11:56
  There you are. Let's dance right now, like John
• 1:12:01
  Legend said. I'm ready to go right now. Which,
• 1:12:04
  by the way, if you think about it, that is a
• 1:12:05
  very consensual song. He's looking for the green
• 1:12:10
  light. That is... I am. So much happening in
• 1:12:25
  the NBA. Last night the Thunder won 131 -108
• 1:12:30
  over the Lakers. Lakers were down 3 -0. Bronx
• 1:12:35
  definitely hurting that team. Cleveland won.
• 1:12:39
  1 -16 to 1 -09 to have the series be 2 -1 Detroit
• 1:12:43
  Pistons. By the way, I'm glad Cleveland won because
• 1:12:47
  I hate 3 -0 leads because no team has ever come
• 1:12:50
  back from being down 3 -0. The Knicks are up
• 1:12:53
  3 -0 on the 76ers, which I love because Philadelphia
• 1:12:56
  is a city of douchebags. Can you tell I don't
• 1:13:01
  like it? And then, you got the Timberwolves.
• 1:13:06
  Tonight against the Spurs. Spurs are up 2 -1.
• 1:13:12
  Hope the Timberwolves win so they can be tied.
• 1:13:16
  Anthony Edwards is starting to get older. This
• 1:13:18
  is his chance. I think the Spurs will probably
• 1:13:20
  end up winning the series. How old is Anthony
• 1:13:23
  Edwards? Yeah, he's 24. He's got plenty of time,
• 1:13:26
  but he's got to win at some point. And then Austin
• 1:13:31
  Reeves was arguing with a ref over a call. Miles
• 1:13:34
  Bridges is trying to get a restraining order
• 1:13:36
  against his crazy baby, man. What else do we
• 1:13:41
  got here? We got some stuff here. Howdy. Alex
• 1:13:50
  Caruso from the Lakers. Talks about going back
• 1:13:57
  and forth with the refs and how the refs ruin
• 1:13:59
  the fun. That was cool how I did that. Everything
• 1:14:08
  I do on this show is calculated. Yeah, it's just
• 1:14:10
  competition, man. This is what this time of the
• 1:14:13
  year is about. You know, there's a couple times
• 1:14:14
  where, you know, they're yelling something and
• 1:14:16
  I'm yelling something back and the ref's, like,
• 1:14:18
  trying to, like, get in the way and you gotta
• 1:14:20
  let them know, like, there's no, like, nobody's
• 1:14:21
  getting mad. Nobody's... Yeah, the refs are a
• 1:14:24
  bunch of bitches. They might be mad, but nobody's,
• 1:14:27
  like, you know, it's not getting to a point of
• 1:14:28
  confrontation. It's just the playoffs. Like,
• 1:14:30
  this is what it's about. about like damn all
• 1:14:34
  right charles barclay responds to draymond green
• 1:14:37
  taking shots at his houston days yeah draymond
• 1:14:40
  green's a douchebag and very lucky that he was
• 1:14:44
  drafted by the warriors Draymond Green recently
• 1:14:52
  joined inside the NBA for an episode when Charles
• 1:14:54
  Barkley told him that the Warriors run is over
• 1:14:57
  and that sports is for young people. When Draymond
• 1:14:59
  said this about the end of Charles Barkley's
• 1:15:01
  career. I think the goal is just to not look
• 1:15:04
  like you in the Houston Rockets uniform. Yeah.
• 1:15:06
  Wow. Even though his stats on the Houston Rockets
• 1:15:10
  were better than you've ever done, you douche.
• 1:15:13
  It's ultimately the goal for us. Like, we don't
• 1:15:15
  want to. What does that look like? Did you see
• 1:15:19
  it? I'm just asking. I saw it. And there was
• 1:15:22
  no response from Charles Barkley after that.
• 1:15:24
  He didn't even laugh about it, just kept a straight
• 1:15:26
  face. He's a silent killer. Almost looked confused,
• 1:15:31
  but now he's going on the Dan Patrick show and
• 1:15:33
  responded to what Draymond said. And then he
• 1:15:37
  made it personal where he took a shot at you
• 1:15:40
  when you were chasing a ring in Houston. Listen,
• 1:15:43
  I respect Dan Patrick. He's had a good career,
• 1:15:45
  but that show is so boring. How did it go when
• 1:15:50
  you go to commercial break after something like
• 1:15:53
  that or the rest of the night? How's it go? Well,
• 1:15:57
  number one, I don't ever take anything. You can
• 1:16:00
  never take personal shots at guys. You know,
• 1:16:02
  I've said that in my 26 years. My critiques of
• 1:16:06
  every player or coach is only about the situation.
• 1:16:10
  He took a shot at me, but I don't get offended
• 1:16:12
  because other guys, I've said things about guys.
• 1:16:15
  They took personal shots at me. You know, it's
• 1:16:20
  so funny. Last time you had me on the show, I
• 1:16:23
  told you I regretted those rocket years, especially
• 1:16:26
  the last two, which I sucked as a player. Yeah,
• 1:16:30
  Charles Barkley may be a loud mouth, but he's
• 1:16:34
  got more class than Draymond could dream of.
• 1:16:37
  I'm turning down no free money. I had two years
• 1:16:39
  left on my contract. You can say it, though,
• 1:16:44
  Charles. My issue with Draymond. All right. You
• 1:16:49
  had no issue with Mike Vrano. Dan Patrick, you
• 1:16:55
  don't want to ruin the vibe of your homies. Shut
• 1:16:58
  up. You pick and choose when you want to have
• 1:17:00
  an opinion. You know what they say at a time
• 1:17:06
  like this. Get the cowboy boots ready. We're
• 1:17:08
  going to Oklahoma City. I am. Charles Barkley
• 1:17:12
  gets out the broom after the Lakers are down
• 1:17:15
  3 -0, implying they'll get swept. No. That's
• 1:17:19
  what they should be. Although I'm curious when
• 1:17:21
  a team is going to come back from 3 -0 down.
• 1:17:24
  Well, they just tased Ryan. This is all game.
• 1:17:27
  They just tased Ryan. So it's more of a visual.
• 1:17:31
  There he is doing a little sweeping. Here's Anthony
• 1:17:34
  Edwards after their loss. You guys are down big
• 1:17:39
  early there. What did you see that was just not
• 1:17:42
  working early? And how did you claw back into
• 1:17:44
  the game the way that you did? By making a drug
• 1:17:47
  and abortion. Just get some stops. Yeah, we wasn't
• 1:17:52
  getting many stops. Our shot wasn't going in,
• 1:17:54
  but just staying with the game plan and execution
• 1:17:56
  offensively. You had, I think, 41 minutes tonight.
• 1:17:59
  Was it your plan all the way to just kind of?
• 1:18:02
  Go as far as you needed to go. And how do you
• 1:18:04
  feel coming off of that? Yeah, for sure. I told
• 1:18:07
  coach every many minutes you need me to play
• 1:18:09
  tonight. I'm willing to do it and I feel good.
• 1:18:10
  And 0 for 12 as a team to start the night tonight.
• 1:18:14
  Was that just a case of you guys missing shots
• 1:18:16
  to open the game tonight? Or what do you what
• 1:18:19
  do you think happened in the opening minutes
• 1:18:20
  tonight? Yeah, I mean, I think that's all there
• 1:18:24
  can be. Let me hear that. The night tonight,
• 1:18:29
  was that just a case of you guys missing shots?
• 1:18:31
  Yeah, they were missing shots. What a dumb question.
• 1:18:36
  It's like saying, hey, at the end of that football
• 1:18:40
  game, when you threw the ball out, it bounced
• 1:18:42
  and then threw it too far down the field. Did
• 1:18:44
  you overthrow the ball? Of course that's what
• 1:18:47
  it was, moron. Here's LeBron reacting to being
• 1:18:51
  down 3 -0. LeBron, you knew the challenge that
• 1:18:54
  they were going to present. Pretty obvious the
• 1:18:56
  way that they're able to kind of wear on teams
• 1:18:59
  as the game goes on. What were some of the adjustments
• 1:19:01
  that you guys tried to make tonight, and what
• 1:19:03
  did they do to repel some of those back? I mean,
• 1:19:05
  obviously the third quarter, we started with
• 1:19:08
  that. We didn't have the energy, the effort,
• 1:19:12
  and they put a 30 -plus point quarter on us.
• 1:19:16
  You didn't have the energy or effort because
• 1:19:18
  you're old and shouldn't retire. Hoppy Hour.
• 1:19:27
  It's time for Hoppy in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio
• 1:19:36
  .com. Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably
• 1:19:39
  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 1:19:42
  all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.
• 1:19:49
  The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't
• 1:19:52
  feel like listening to this next song, you can
• 1:19:55
  skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes
• 1:19:57
  pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.
• 1:20:00
  Oh, yeah! Here's Artificial by Lil Sprazy. I
• 1:20:42
  won't stop it. You think I'm young, you're looking
• 1:22:04
  up to me So just give that up, you ain't never
• 1:22:07
  had no problem Telling y 'all exactly how I feel
• 1:22:10
  From that one, I know you saw that Cause I always
• 1:22:12
  kept it racist I'm getting really disturbed Because
• 1:22:15
  my people be flaking But I be laughing at them
• 1:22:17
  Just to show them just who they take Welcome
• 1:23:12
  to Happy Hour Something completely different.
• 1:23:28
  Door is closing. Ladies and gentlemen, here it
• 1:24:22
  is. The most recent radio show on the planet.
• 1:24:26
  The other stations are tuned in, too. I'm saying
• 1:25:07
  P to the globe, yeah, you know the name. Ryan
• 1:25:09
  Hoppy on the mic, bring the heat, bring the flame.
• 1:25:12
  6ix9ine on the frame, and he talk, it's true.
• 1:25:14
  No filter, no script, just the raw, red, rude
• 1:25:17
  sex. They can gossip, yeah, he spin that wheel.
• 1:25:20
  Throw back hip -hop bumps when he let it real.
• 1:25:22
  Old school in the mix with a Back row twist,
• 1:25:25
  every city tune in when the broadcast hits He
• 1:25:28
  don't bite his tongue, he say what he mean From
• 1:25:30
  the bay to the fields, you know what I mean Hoppy
• 1:25:34
  hour, hoppy hour Say it loud, say it proud Hoppy
• 1:25:39
  hour, hoppy hour We hear it all around Hoppy
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  hour, hoppy hour Rang out the whole town tuned
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  Hoppy hour, hoppy hour From St. Pete We'll see
• 1:25:59
  you next time. Oh yeah! 856 -499 -OP It's 8 -5
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  RyanHobbyRadio .com. Usually, so what I do is
• 1:26:56
  I have a script of what I do to make these Sunos
• 1:26:58
  songs. And it usually says, let me read it. Give
• 1:27:03
  me a second. If you're listening this long, you
• 1:27:06
  can be patient. Mm -hmm. 2000s rap vibe about
• 1:27:10
  the radio show Hoppy Hour with Hoppy with Ryan
• 1:27:12
  Hoppy. A nationally syndicated radio show that
• 1:27:14
  talks about sex, dating, celebrity news, and
• 1:27:16
  plays throwback hip hop. I usually don't have
• 1:27:19
  a country vibe to it, but I wasn't going to like
• 1:27:22
  pause it, but I won't be playing this again.
• 1:27:24
  Not in a country music. Probably because I'm
• 1:27:28
  from the big city of Chicago. I don't really
• 1:27:31
  vibe with it. Why am I always a jackass? Because
• 1:27:35
  that's what I do. All right. It is time for Tampa
• 1:27:40
  Bay News. Yeah. Yeah. What do we have right here?
• 1:28:25
  Lost into the newsroom. A North Port teacher
• 1:28:28
  is in jail this afternoon. Accused of inappropriately
• 1:28:31
  touching students. Brian Klum. Loser! Looks like
• 1:28:35
  you listen to content in the morning. ...is facing
• 1:28:37
  three felonies. He is a teacher at Woodland Middle
• 1:28:40
  School, currently on administrative leave with...
• 1:28:43
  Loser. Loser, loser. Happy Hot Topic! After a
• 1:28:51
  month of testimony, a jury just hours ago began
• 1:28:54
  deliberations on the trial of four men accused
• 1:28:56
  of killing Jacksonville rapper Julio... Julio,
• 1:28:59
  whose real name was Charles Jones... So they
• 1:29:01
  were found guilty. I love how MJ says it. Shot
• 1:29:07
  and killed outside of a Tampa hotel. That one
• 1:29:10
  right there. My ex -situationship lived down
• 1:29:12
  the block from that because she lived in the
• 1:29:13
  hood. She was a Tampa girl. And what I'm saying
• 1:29:17
  is I'm over here in the Cubs. So there you go.
• 1:29:21
  They were found guilty. What do we got here?
• 1:29:25
  A St. Pete man involved in a crash that took
• 1:29:28
  the life of a 17 -year -old boy and sent a 40
• 1:29:31
  -year -old to the hospital last month faced a
• 1:29:33
  judge for the first time today. Yeah, that can't
• 1:29:36
  be fun. The suspect is accused of leaving the
• 1:29:38
  scene of the crash in an Uber with his 8 -year
• 1:29:40
  -old son. That crash happened on Martin Luther
• 1:29:43
  King Jr. Boulevard in Sefner. News Channel 8's
• 1:29:46
  Victoria Lucas joins us live outside of the Hillsborough
• 1:29:48
  County Courthouse. Now, Victoria, I understand
• 1:29:51
  you spoke with the teen's mother today? Ladies,
• 1:29:56
  I did, and this is an extremely hard time for
• 1:29:59
  the mother. She is about to spend her first Mother's
• 1:30:01
  Day without her only child. All right, that's
• 1:30:03
  that. So there's that. What are we doing? Right
• 1:30:07
  here. All right. Wrong study that Chicago knows.
• 1:30:11
  We'll get to that in a second. I'm starting to
• 1:30:12
  get a little tired. Did like literally an hour
• 1:30:14
  and a half. Whenever I work with MJ, I always
• 1:30:16
  get so motivated to give it my all, but then
• 1:30:19
  I'm tired. He is just a beast at that. All righty.
• 1:30:28
  A team takeover. Here's the audio of the fights
• 1:30:32
  in Tampa. Check it out, a scary scene last night.
• 1:30:34
  Breaking this midday, Tampa police say 22 people
• 1:30:37
  ages 12 to 21 arrested after a teen takeover
• 1:30:41
  at Curtis Hickson Park. Thank you so much for
• 1:30:43
  joining us this Saturday at midday. I'm Jenny
• 1:30:46
  Dean. Of course, officers say a large group gathered
• 1:30:49
  last night causing disruptions, fights, and safety
• 1:30:52
  concerns in the park. This video they're just
• 1:30:54
  sending us. So there's the update from yesterday
• 1:30:57
  and here's more information on it. Nearly two
• 1:31:03
  dozen people are facing charges after a large
• 1:31:05
  gathering in downtown Tampa. It wasn't just that
• 1:31:09
  they were gathering, but they were what were
• 1:31:11
  what they were accused of doing that led to the
• 1:31:14
  charges they now face. News Channel 8's Victoria
• 1:31:17
  Lucas is live in downtown Tampa where police
• 1:31:20
  made those arrests. Victoria, what have you learned?
• 1:31:24
  Ty, the whole ordeal was caught on officer body
• 1:31:28
  worn camera video and authorities say the ages
• 1:31:31
  of those arrested are between 12 and 21 and they
• 1:31:35
  now face charges for fighting Where's the music
• 1:31:38
  coming from? Tripping on. And carrying drugs
• 1:31:41
  and Is it just me or am I hearing music? And
• 1:31:44
  on them illegally. Alright, so those kids got
• 1:31:46
  in trouble. I don't even know if that music's
• 1:31:48
  copyrighted. I gotta be careful! It sucks! Happy
• 1:31:52
  Hot Topic! It's the end in sight for alligator
• 1:31:55
  alcatraz. The governor says the federal government's
• 1:31:58
  actually taking a fresh look at things and could...
• 1:32:00
  Yeah, I didn't like earlier. I think it was maybe
• 1:32:02
  last year or earlier. It was probably... I don't
• 1:32:05
  know! Time's gone by so fast, I don't know when
• 1:32:07
  it was. I think it was last year. But when they
• 1:32:09
  weren't letting any liberals in, and it was only
• 1:32:12
  conservatives that were allowed in, and then
• 1:32:15
  the next day, they're like, everybody can come
• 1:32:17
  in. So they were hiding something. To phase out
• 1:32:20
  the controversial program, Evan Axelbeck has
• 1:32:23
  more. Well, the governor says that it was always
• 1:32:26
  meant to be a temporary facility. Shut up, dude.
• 1:32:29
  You thought it'd be a good idea to have people,
• 1:32:31
  you know, hide during a hurricane in good old
• 1:32:34
  Tropicana Field. Shut your dumb ass. And that
• 1:32:38
  federal deportation facilities may now be better
• 1:32:40
  able to handle the influx of migrants. The governor
• 1:32:44
  said Thursday that 22 ,000 undocumented people
• 1:32:47
  have been deported from Alligator Alcatraz, a
• 1:32:49
  facility that is reported. I think one of my
• 1:32:51
  neighbors got deported. I have not seen the 20
• 1:32:55
  amigos that lived in one bedroom apartment in
• 1:32:58
  a minute. To cost more than a million dollars
• 1:33:02
  a day. All right, so there's time for Chicago
• 1:33:05
  news. Live from the go, y 'all. It's like 71
• 1:33:14
  degrees in the studio. I'm so freaking sweaty.
• 1:33:16
  God damn it. Yeah Six mad, but he been in these
• 1:33:29
  mics All in ten heights, now the Senate get tight
• 1:33:32
  From the berms to the block, that's a hell of
• 1:33:35
  a hike Turn the dial, see his name on the lights
• 1:33:37
  He got callers on the line, tryna break they
• 1:33:40
  news From the side to the sticks, they relate
• 1:33:43
  to the views Every segment like a story from
• 1:33:45
  the avenue Tell him slick, then he fact -check
• 1:33:48
  the attitude What is it? This that Chicago news?
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  That's right Hop in, I will let him choose From
• 1:33:55
  the heights to the loop, what it do? All right,
• 1:33:58
  stand up and I'll fucking sweat it. God damn
• 1:34:00
  it. This that Chicago news? I turned my hood
• 1:34:04
  out of the shop. Rock. Rules. If you're tuned
• 1:34:07
  and you're part of the truth. Copy, I will, yeah,
• 1:34:10
  he talking to you. All right, here's this. Yo,
• 1:34:13
  copy, hot topic. Police made two arrests after
• 1:34:22
  an Arlington Heights school resource officer's
• 1:34:24
  gun was stolen. What is it? Officer Wiggum? What
• 1:34:29
  a moron. One of the suspects is due in court
• 1:34:31
  today. Eric Rung. So when is the officer going
• 1:34:34
  to be charged? Why do the cops always defend
• 1:34:37
  their own? And then wonder why people don't like
• 1:34:41
  the cops. Yeah, the kid shouldn't have taken
• 1:34:43
  the gun, but where's the accountability? More.
• 1:34:47
  The Arlington Heights Police Department actually
• 1:34:49
  made two arrests in this case. The 18 -year -old
• 1:34:53
  that is expected to be in court at some point
• 1:34:55
  today and a juvenile. I've been in that car before.
• 1:34:59
  That gun, however. I don't even want to hear
• 1:35:02
  it. Fuck the cops at times. Another smash and
• 1:35:06
  grab burglary caught on camera, this time in
• 1:35:09
  Blue Island, where thieves targeted gaming machines
• 1:35:11
  inside a seafood restaurant. That is. I think
• 1:35:15
  it might not be worth having these gaming machines
• 1:35:18
  in the businesses. There was a THC cafe that
• 1:35:23
  got broken into in this. The owner of El Camaron
• 1:35:28
  Coqueto says four suspects smashed the front
• 1:35:30
  windows and went straight for the gaming machine.
• 1:35:33
  So there's that. And then there's this. An update
• 1:35:37
  to a story we've been following. The parents
• 1:35:39
  of an 18 -year -old dying of cancer have been
• 1:35:42
  reunited with their son. The reunion took place
• 1:35:44
  today in Mexico. Kevin Gonzalez was diagnosed
• 1:35:47
  with stage four colon cancer while in Chicago
• 1:35:50
  visiting his brother. His parents, who live in
• 1:35:53
  Mexico, attempted to cross the border illegally
• 1:35:55
  to be with their son, but were taken into custody.
• 1:35:59
  On Thursday, a judge in Arizona ordered the release
• 1:36:02
  of Gonzalez's parents. And yesterday, they returned
• 1:36:05
  to Mexico. Today. Microphone king 6ix9ine tower
• 1:36:19
  Fresno's loudest hour Mic in his grip, got the
• 1:36:22
  world feelin' sour Hoppy on the block, drappin'
• 1:36:25
  facts like gold and silver Turn sharp, see the
• 1:36:27
  seed on his shoulders News so rude, feel the
• 1:36:30
  truth spray Fresno's postin' every word that
• 1:36:33
  he say No sugar coat, no bow, no disguise Hoppy
• 1:36:36
  in the booth, Fresno, here's it live Fresno knew,
• 1:36:39
  he don't hold back Spin so bold, keep the city
• 1:36:42
  on track Say how it is, no fear, no doubt Ryan
• 1:36:46
  Hoppy's the name, and he's down to love Hot 97,
• 1:36:49
  playin' seven waves, hittin' the air Hoppy got
• 1:36:51
  the hype, but his voice takes you there Try to
• 1:36:53
  talk so tall, every line's a skyscraper Fresno's
• 1:36:57
  gospel, no need for no paper Big man talk, he
• 1:37:00
  a walkin' headline Every word a spark, got the
• 1:37:02
  city in line Critics wanna squawk, but they can't
• 1:37:05
  outshine Hoppy, I will forever Fresno's own shrine
• 1:37:08
  Microphone king, yeah I do shout. All right.
• 1:37:43
  What do we got here? A federal jury in Sacramento
• 1:37:48
  convicted the former Clovis resident and Chinese
• 1:37:51
  national at the center of an international case.
• 1:37:54
  He was found guilty of fraudulently selling COVID
• 1:37:57
  tests and operating an illegal bio lab in Fresno
• 1:38:00
  County in a story we've followed for more than
• 1:38:02
  three years. Action News anchor Christina Lopez
• 1:38:05
  joins us now in the studio with new details from
• 1:38:08
  the still ongoing case. A two -week trial culminated
• 1:38:13
  in a guilty verdict for a COVID -related fraud
• 1:38:16
  case at the center Jia Beijiu, a Chinese national
• 1:38:19
  who also referred to himself as Dave. Yeah, there's
• 1:38:22
  a lot of fraud. That he was convicted of conspiracy
• 1:38:26
  to commit wire fraud. All right, Sam, that moron
• 1:38:29
  got caught. Seems like a lot of crime happens
• 1:38:32
  over in Fresno. Here's a positive. Happy Hot
• 1:38:36
  Topic! Big developments were announced for Fresno's
• 1:38:40
  future. Mayor Jerry Dyer gave the state of the
• 1:38:43
  city address today to announce ongoing and upcoming
• 1:38:46
  projects, including a familiar sports team coming
• 1:38:49
  back to downtown. Action News reporter Tiffany
• 1:38:51
  Olin joins us from the live desk with some of
• 1:38:54
  the city's next moves. Tiffany. Well, Margo,
• 1:38:57
  the mayor was quite busy today addressing what's
• 1:38:59
  next in the city. Among many big moves, including
• 1:39:02
  affordable housing and parking structures, the
• 1:39:05
  Fresno Falcons are making their return to Selen
• 1:39:07
  Arena. Hell yeah! The city of Fresno is continuing
• 1:39:11
  to be revamped. Downtown will soon be home to
• 1:39:15
  the Fresno Falcons once again. And let's sell
• 1:39:18
  out Selen Arena. Come October, for the first
• 1:39:21
  time in 17 years, The blue and gold will hit
• 1:39:28
  the ice. There will be the odd fisticuff, but
• 1:39:30
  there's going to be goals. There's going to be
• 1:39:32
  excitement. These are talented hockey players.
• 1:39:34
  Along with hockey. All right, so that's good
• 1:39:36
  news for Fresno. Five! Something positive. What's
• 1:39:41
  going on right here? Unfortunately, a lot of
• 1:39:45
  people can tell a similar story right now. They
• 1:39:47
  plan a vacation, book their flights, and then
• 1:39:50
  they find out that the plane they're waiting
• 1:39:51
  for is not coming to pick them up. And for the
• 1:39:54
  school teacher I spoke to today, she didn't even
• 1:39:56
  get notified. Man, these flight companies are
• 1:40:00
  douchebags! Travel is ramping up. But a trip
• 1:40:04
  to Europe nearly came to a screeching halt for
• 1:40:07
  Cindy Flores this week. I've been planning it
• 1:40:09
  for months now. She's a hottie. Tours, trips,
• 1:40:14
  Airbnbs, hotels. She booked her flight to Paris.
• 1:40:18
  Yeah, she wants to get the hell out of Fresno.
• 1:40:20
  Paris before the jet fuel prices skyrocketed.
• 1:40:23
  When I saw the oil prices were going up, gas
• 1:40:26
  prices, I even thought, whew, I'm glad I got
• 1:40:28
  my ticket. She thought she had escaped the flight
• 1:40:31
  mayhem until she was scrolling on Facebook and
• 1:40:34
  saw that her airline, Norse Atlantic, was canceling
• 1:40:37
  flights out of LAX. All right, that sucks. What
• 1:40:41
  do we got here? More chicken to the South Valley.
• 1:40:48
  Dozens of people waited in long lines to eat
• 1:40:50
  at the grand opening of a brand new Chick -fil
• 1:40:52
  -A in Tulare yesterday. Door... All right, so
• 1:40:55
  a new Chick -fil -A opened up and then there's
• 1:40:57
  this. A group of Fresno residents woke up to
• 1:41:01
  a rowdy scene after seeing a baby bear running
• 1:41:04
  around. Oh, yeah. To me, a baby bear is the least
• 1:41:07
  of the problems in Fresno. Around this morning,
• 1:41:09
  a small animal was spotted in two different blocks
• 1:41:12
  of a residential area not far from a popular
• 1:41:15
  waterway. All right, so there's that. Now it's
• 1:41:17
  time to end the show like we always do because
• 1:41:19
  it's the last place with Cleveland News. Static
• 1:41:32
  crackle, mic pops, the hour is hoppy Cleveland
• 1:41:35
  skyline foggy, steel mills choppy City on the
• 1:41:38
  Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, never sloppy Radio waves,
• 1:41:41
  carry tails, but they ain't gloves In concrete
• 1:41:43
  jungle, potholes where dreams collapse Downtown
• 1:41:46
  echoes to cabs and faded cabs Past the preaching
• 1:41:48
  hustle, corner kids trading maps Where the vibe's
• 1:41:51
  Midwest, but the struggle overlaps Cleveland
• 1:41:53
  News where the truth gets raw rust belt blues
• 1:41:57
  every crack every flaw until it takes no sugar
• 1:42:01
  no draw copy on the mic spitting facts no law
• 1:42:04
  back alleys whisper still grit in the air copy
• 1:42:07
  pulling cars city troops lay bare bar sharper
• 1:42:10
  than the skyline no time to spare opinions heavy
• 1:42:13
  as the lake but he don't care radio days that
• 1:42:17
  have come in the booth voice booming through
• 1:42:19
  the speakers hitting with the truth tower city
• 1:42:21
  shadows Happy Hot Topic! mental health caregivers
• 1:42:54
  are breathing a bit easier tonight after a threat
• 1:42:56
  of collecting big money oh yeah mental health
• 1:43:00
  is very important by the way from them has been
• 1:43:02
  dropped insurance organization care sources it
• 1:43:05
  will not now ask for 15 of claims to be paid
• 1:43:08
  to some caregivers all right so there's that
• 1:43:11
  and there's this right here Well, we're going
• 1:43:15
  to end the show on a bright spot literally tonight
• 1:43:18
  as Northeast Ohio was shining last night at the
• 1:43:21
  Met Gala. Hell yeah. God, I hate the Met Gala.
• 1:43:25
  I know it's good for the arts. Oh, my God. How
• 1:43:28
  is it douchey? A cool fashion's biggest night
• 1:43:31
  was a dream come true for a Cleveland woman.
• 1:43:34
  Yeah. She looks like she's from Cleveland. I
• 1:43:37
  cannot believe that this is like really happening.
• 1:43:42
  I talked with Megan Piccioni late last night
• 1:43:44
  from New York City after her highly customized
• 1:43:47
  couture jewelry designs made their Met Gala debut.
• 1:43:51
  She told me she recently made friends with the
• 1:43:53
  stylist for model and activist Lauren Wasser,
• 1:43:57
  who then turned to Piccioni last month, asking
• 1:44:00
  her to drape Wasser in diamonds to complete her
• 1:44:03
  solid gold look. The star of the show was a 12
• 1:44:07
  -year -old. All right, I'm getting bored. Good
• 1:44:09
  for her, though. I'm glad there's success. Yeah,
• 1:44:11
  he's going to get out of Cleveland. Welcome back
• 1:44:14
  to 3 News at 4. Jay Crawford, Christy Paul here,
• 1:44:17
  and first at 4 .30. This is a hard one. A Geauga
• 1:44:20
  County man is facing a first -degree felony accused
• 1:44:23
  of raping a child. Loser! In Parma Heights. I
• 1:44:29
  don't even want to hear about that. What the
• 1:44:30
  fuck's wrong with you, dude? How are you supposed
• 1:44:34
  to cook? Your day -to -day meals for your children
• 1:44:37
  if you don't have no hot water. How are you supposed
• 1:44:42
  to bathe your child and expect for your kids
• 1:44:45
  not to get sick? A mother begging for answers.
• 1:44:50
  She says her apartment building has been without
• 1:44:53
  gas for months. Hoping for action, she called
• 1:44:56
  the 19 Troubleshooters. Colton Maliski has the
• 1:44:58
  story. Imagine not being able to cook or take
• 1:45:02
  a hot shower. That's the reality for many of
• 1:45:04
  the folks living in this complex. This is all
• 1:45:08
  that happens when you try to turn on the stove
• 1:45:10
  at Neil Terrace Apartments off Detroit Avenue.
• 1:45:14
  And no matter how long you run this water, it
• 1:45:17
  isn't going to heat up. We stay in Cleveland.
• 1:45:19
  It's five seasons in one month. Destiny Fares
• 1:45:23
  showed me this letter tenants received in December.
• 1:45:26
  It says the bill for utilities will now go to
• 1:45:28
  the apartment complex, not each tenant. The change
• 1:45:31
  started on February 1st. The exasperated mother
• 1:45:34
  of two says about a week later, the gas stopped
• 1:45:37
  working. All right, that sucks. Mm -hmm. Poor
• 1:45:40
  Cleveland. It means well. What's going on here?
• 1:45:45
  Cell phone video shot by a Parma City Schools
• 1:45:47
  district parent in March 2024. Her behavior is
• 1:45:51
  deplorable. Now coming to life. You sound like
• 1:45:54
  a very annoying hag in Cleveland. Hey, how about
• 1:45:58
  you shut up? How about that? Thank you. Oh, you
• 1:46:01
  want to go? Yeah, bitch! Anyone else? The voice
• 1:46:08
  you hear is Greenbrier Middle School Principal
• 1:46:10
  Jill Schissel. What the frick? I went to Greenbrier
• 1:46:13
  in Illinois. How do I say frick? Fuck! The parent
• 1:46:16
  who pressed record tells me they shared it with
• 1:46:18
  a former Board of Education member two weeks
• 1:46:20
  after it was taken. The video, this parent says,
• 1:46:23
  was then sent to previous superintendent Charles
• 1:46:25
  Smielek. According to a human resource notification
• 1:46:28
  to Schistler, an investigative hearing was scheduled
• 1:46:30
  for April 2024, hours after that. And Schistler
• 1:46:34
  was told to be mindful of placing her face in
• 1:46:36
  close proximity to an upset student and that
• 1:46:39
  she is, quote, always on stage and the brightest
• 1:46:42
  light will always shine on the principal. There's
• 1:46:44
  nothing worse than having a bad principal. I
• 1:46:48
  had this principal named Mr. Jason at Thomas
• 1:46:51
  Middle School. He was a douchebag. To be clear,
• 1:46:55
  the situation did not result in charges or legal
• 1:46:58
  action. Of course not. They're going to protect
• 1:47:00
  their own. What a loser. And now to a recall
• 1:47:04
  alert for Giant Eagle shoppers this morning.
• 1:47:07
  The grocer is now pulling its store brand garlic
• 1:47:10
  and herb pita chips from the shelf. You can see
• 1:47:12
  them there on your screen. This is part of a
• 1:47:14
  nationwide dairy recall. California Dairies issued
• 1:47:18
  the initial recall back on April 20th for some
• 1:47:21
  of its milk products due to a salmonella risk.
• 1:47:25
  That recall has now expanded and includes...
• 1:47:27
  Water. Man. This world's fucked up. They used
• 1:48:09
  to harbor it here. We think this is art. It could
• 1:48:12
  be worse, though. At least we're not Detroit.
• 1:48:16
  We're not Detroit. The masses, sports, you know,
• 1:48:19
  keep people from looking at their own lives and
• 1:48:21
  realizing how bad they've actually gotten, you
• 1:48:23
  know? I mean, if you couldn't get drunk and paint
• 1:48:28
  yourself orange and brown every Sunday, you might
• 1:48:31
  realize, I live in Cleveland. And then he's looking
• 1:48:44
  around at your tiny little house that you can't
• 1:48:46
  afford because of the mortgage crisis and your
• 1:48:47
  horrible little sloppy kids who all have diabetes
• 1:48:50
  by the time they're eight because they live on
• 1:48:51
  corn syrup and lies. And then you look at your
• 1:48:55
  big bloated mess of a wife and she waddles towards
• 1:48:58
  you with her front butt spilling out over the
• 1:49:00
  top of her ass and she's like, I'm going to go
• 1:49:03
  shoot myself and my pregnant 12 -year -old daughter,
• 1:49:05
  right? Do you regret anything that you said about
• 1:49:17
  You think Cleveland's cool? I mean, I never heard
• 1:49:19
  anybody say, I'm going to Cleveland on vacation.
• 1:49:22
  I mean, what's so good about Cleveland? Like
• 1:49:54
  on the outside, whether you're white, or black,
• 1:49:58
  or Sasquatch even. As long as you follow your
• 1:50:01
  dreams, no matter how crazy or against the law
• 1:50:04
  it is. Except for Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch,
• 1:50:08
  the rules are different. Forget it, Meatwad.
• 1:50:11
  I'm a circus freak. That's all I'll ever be.
• 1:50:15
  Whatever. Finally, I'm one of those guys who
• 1:50:18
  can't wait to get to work in the morning. Like
• 1:50:19
  a dairy cow. Oh! Oh! Oh, yes! Yes! Oh! Strike
• 1:50:34
  the climate. Strike the climate. And he got it!
• 1:50:38
  That's what I said! That is what I said! That's
• 1:50:43
  number five! Are you kidding me? That's right!
• 1:50:47
  What do you think you are? I am! So if there's
• 1:50:50
  a few bucks left over, you know, go get something
• 1:50:52
  nice. Yeah! $90 ,000 prostitute, please. Oh,
• 1:50:58
  do you have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good, and
• 1:51:02
  if you got an albino, send her up, too. In, like,
• 1:51:05
  20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep, so get him up
• 1:51:07
  there. I had, like, half a bottle of melatonin,
• 1:51:10
  six beers, this whole f***ing bucket of chicken.
• 1:51:14
  Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no! PhDs in four
• 1:51:35
  scientific disciplines. Really? Why do you think
• 1:51:40
  they call me Dr. Quinn? I just thought that was
• 1:51:44
  a nickname. You know, like Dr. Gray. God, you're
• 1:51:50
  stupid. God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your ass.
• 1:51:58
  What is it now, Hoop? Have you turned on the
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  TV lately? No, why? For gals going wild comes
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  up on this offer. Mm -hmm. I mean, someone at
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  church or internet night or something. Ooh, what's
• 1:52:41
  that sign? Where they put them fire poppers up
• 1:52:43
  in buttholes? Now, that's a good sign. No, not
• 1:52:46
  that specific sign. But why? That's how I met
• 1:52:49
  your great -grandpappy. Oh, he loves him a good
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  butthole. I told you not, never, ever, not, no,
• 1:52:54
  damn, don't, never, percolate that man's name
• 1:52:57
  in the house again. I don't think you said his
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  name. Some of us wear a little too... You busy
• 1:53:02
  bangin' to exchange business cards. Don't you
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  go Facebook him on the iBox neither. Sheriff
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  says you race from down hell down to the library.
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  Yeah, you know I do. You go strong or you don't
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  go at all. Whoa, a real live robot. Or is that
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  some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Bite
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  my shiny metal ass. It doesn't look so shiny
• 1:53:27
  to me. Shiner than yours, meatbag. And that is
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  in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com. Hoppy Hour
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  As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
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  so stick around, folks. Outro Music My mom said
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  I was a walking felony cause I kept 16s in the
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  closet like Kelly. I'm not a mad rapper, I'm
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  a disc runner When you see it, I'll teach you
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  dudes about tusslin' with me Truth is, I hate
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  these mobs I still go to Jamie's park And leave
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  these rappers handicapped parking When you see
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  your boy out, bow down and kiss the ring When
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  a thing This is Shaq City, man, where the f***
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  you from? Shit can't go on, she ain't gobblin'
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  My partner Supreme told me, close hard on these
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  monkeys I hit pro gyms and total make my wrist
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  war Put your life on pause like a comma Who you
• 1:57:28
  cuttin' corners? Who you stackin' monies? They
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  turn comedians, man, they get to actin' funny
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  I know the MCs, the real MCs Shameless ain't
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  grew, man, so shoppin' with me We get a punk
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  commercial, you outta order I'ma come and get
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  down beats. Got them on charge, got them on lock,
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  everywhere we go, guarantee to blow the spot.
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  The message is to them haters, crime them, say
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  The ball's out of line, cause you know I call
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  the shots. Shacking paper like them bacon sodas
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  at my lip And what it is, what it do, what it
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  Let your body shoot it with some Grey Goose And
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  P .I .P., I'm puttin' my hands on you We got
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  you next time. Hi, we're gonna come back and
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  it's your favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammerin'
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  Hank. I may look normal, but the truth is, I
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  have a condition known as autism. That's right,
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  it's a condition, not a disease. That is, autism
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  can strike anyone, regardless of who they are.
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  People with autism normally have difficulties
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  In the recent study, people with autism are less
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  an honorary personality for many years. Always
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  remember that people with autism want the same
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  Oh, the happy hour is coming to a close. Radio
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  while the rivers bend Hoppy's jokes and japs,
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  Hour. This concludes our broadcast day. Good
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  night, and God bless America. Door is closing.