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Full EP | DL Hughley Reloaded: Memorial Day Episode; Talking All That Jazz with Maxwell; Marlon Wayans joins DLHS crew; Actor Harry Lennix joins DLHS crew; and More · The D.L. Hughley Show

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: You're rocking with the d. L. Hugly Show. It's Memorial Day,
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: so you know you got the barbecue going. You're gonna
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: hear some of the funniest moments from the d L.
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: Hugly Show. I'm telling you, this is how we get down.
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: It's Memorial Day right here on the d L. Hugly Show.
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: This Jasmine like it. Yeah, she stuck up?
• 0:21
  Speaker 3: You're way more stuck up? Are you way more?
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  Speaker 4: If I do recall, I remember you said something the
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  Speaker 4: other day to the tune of don't you know I'm
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  Speaker 4: d L. Hubi.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not no, that's no, that's my rifle place.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not stuck up.
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: That's pretentious. If you're gonna you're gonna get it right.
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: Get it right.
• 0:43
  Speaker 4: This teaser trailer for the upcoming biopic Michael.
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: I think it's cool that his nephew is making his
• 0:49
  Speaker 2: acting debut. He's gonna play his uncle. Michael. Is the
• 0:51
  Speaker 2: hardest it to be your uncle's nephew. All right, Well,
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: you know what, I'm glad that you have, dude getting
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: the job.
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  Speaker 3: I gonna watch you anyway. I don't care who's playing it.
• 0:58
  Speaker 3: I don't care if flex did it again. I won't
• 1:00
  Speaker 3: watch it all over which.
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: One of your nephews could play you? Probably my nephew George,
• 1:05
  Speaker 2: and we love that.
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  Speaker 3: Well, he's in jail right now. I did something I
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  Speaker 3: haven't done.
• 1:10
  Speaker 2: In a very long time.
• 1:11
  Speaker 1: Read kidd, read, I know you do.
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  Speaker 3: I took myself to dinner, Oh, one of my favorite
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  Speaker 3: restaurants in the city.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't want to do. Did you dress up?
• 1:21
  Speaker 1: Went?
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  Speaker 2: Did you put out afterwards? And boy did?
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  Speaker 3: And boy did a saying let me just say, my
• 1:31
  Speaker 3: right hand had a dress on.
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  Speaker 5: It was.
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  Speaker 3: I have done what he has done, which is the
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  Speaker 3: famed in black woman professionally and politically.
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  Speaker 2: And I know what it's like to apologize.
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  Speaker 3: So who would I be to say that he is
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  Speaker 3: in sincere and that she gotta be working for free
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  Speaker 3: all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Now she's making me pay.
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  Speaker 3: For it when I go work for I gotta I
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  Speaker 3: gotta pay for it myself. So you know, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, don't worrying that reread it up by
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  Speaker 3: my own room.
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  Speaker 2: Don't worry about it.
• 2:03
  Speaker 3: Joining us on the program, I think, Well, I'll tell
• 2:06
  Speaker 3: you the story later on. But it's one of the
• 2:08
  Speaker 3: people that makes me laugh, like I'll I'll be on
• 2:11
  Speaker 3: social media. He'll do something that makes me laugh so
• 2:13
  Speaker 3: hard I get mad. I'm like, this, dude, just won't
• 2:15
  Speaker 3: quick you put your hands together for Tommy Davidson.
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  Speaker 2: What's up? Baby? Wh just so cushy? It's nice.
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  Speaker 6: It is purple lights.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, in here.
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  Speaker 3: Water bed and a big woman with a black woman
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  Speaker 3: the afro on the spear pick. You know what's funny
• 2:38
  Speaker 3: about you? I told this story. I forgot what I was.
• 2:41
  Speaker 3: I said, I mean, we played a gig and it
• 2:43
  Speaker 3: was in Memphis, and I forgot it was a bb
• 2:45
  Speaker 3: King theater. I went on and then I was like,
• 2:49
  Speaker 3: usually I just walk off and like go to my
• 2:51
  Speaker 3: dress room and drink smokes. Car is Tommy Davis right?
• 2:55
  Speaker 3: You did, mister Bojangles. And I can't tell you all
• 3:00
  Speaker 3: of sudden, I was just watching you and I had
• 3:01
  Speaker 3: never and I was telling that Derek just a couple
• 3:03
  Speaker 3: of weeks ago. I don't know if I left my
• 3:05
  Speaker 3: eyes open so long that I started running by have
• 3:11
  Speaker 3: you in your eyes over a long time, or whether
• 3:14
  Speaker 3: I was so messy but my cheeks were what I
• 3:16
  Speaker 3: was like, I have never seen anything like that. It
• 3:20
  Speaker 3: was the most I think that for me I've seen
• 3:23
  Speaker 3: a lot of live performances like people in there in
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  Speaker 3: the zone, but I have never ever to day seen
• 3:29
  Speaker 3: anything that was like it was beauty. It was beautiful
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  Speaker 3: artistic pieces. I ever said, somebody should see this. Somebody right,
• 3:42
  Speaker 3: he turned right into seventy.
• 3:44
  Speaker 4: I saw it, and it was so moving and touching
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  Speaker 4: that I just I didn't cry, But I don't know
• 3:50
  Speaker 4: if I wanted to.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if I was like, why, why why
• 3:55
  Speaker 2: is my shirt? Is weta kind of cry? What youre doing?
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't believe either.
• 4:00
  Speaker 3: I remember and and that that that I always I'd always, uh,
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  Speaker 3: I think some of the times you work a lot
• 4:08
  Speaker 3: like I work, and so that's gonna be times when
• 4:10
  Speaker 3: it's just it's like, come on, I'm gonna do this.
• 4:13
  Speaker 3: There's all about the numbers. But at that time, I
• 4:15
  Speaker 3: was like, this is means that what is he doing?
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  Speaker 3: It was what it was. I've never seen, not I
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  Speaker 3: don't care singer artists. I'd never seen anybody in that
• 4:23
  Speaker 3: kind of zone. And I have to tell you that
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  Speaker 3: I remember telling you that that night.
• 4:26
  Speaker 2: For me, that night, I was like, man, it was
• 4:28
  Speaker 2: it was.
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  Speaker 7: It was breathtaking and I'm looking at him in as
• 4:30
  Speaker 7: because I'm going you know, you tell me, man, I've
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  Speaker 7: never and I'm like, is this yeah, this is this
• 4:38
  Speaker 7: the temper guy?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah man, temper yeah man, yeah.
• 4:43
  Speaker 4: Man, I got to hear a story about Remember guy.
• 4:46
  Speaker 2: Anyway, let's talk about.
• 4:50
  Speaker 3: The thing that amazed me about you when you when
• 4:52
  Speaker 3: I first saw because I was a young comic in
• 4:54
  Speaker 3: the word, you could tell you already on your way.
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  Speaker 2: You had such a way.
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  Speaker 3: Health of your lexicon was amazing, Like you knew artists,
• 5:05
  Speaker 3: you knew music, you knew like you could do like
• 5:07
  Speaker 3: do you remember you used to do this Spanish thing.
• 5:12
  Speaker 7: And Donald Trump, he said, your West It's so it's
• 5:19
  Speaker 7: so real.
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  Speaker 2: Immigrants pulled up looking for you.
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  Speaker 3: And uh you you would do that, and you would
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  Speaker 3: do the uh what is the one?
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  Speaker 2: You would do the beat box saying like you can
• 5:30
  Speaker 2: make your own.
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  Speaker 7: Music, oh man, official dude.
• 5:37
  Speaker 6: And everything and not like I had was.
• 5:41
  Speaker 2: Now hold on, hold on. It was the most surreal thing.
• 5:46
  Speaker 6: But hold on to his credit.
• 5:48
  Speaker 7: The thing I love about this boy was there was
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  Speaker 7: a myriad of clubs that you can go to, so
• 5:53
  Speaker 7: you had to get around l A.
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  Speaker 6: But you can tell he was working hard at the job.
• 5:57
  Speaker 6: Because he came every time he did his stand up,
• 5:59
  Speaker 6: he came to shoot, and his time was run down
• 6:02
  Speaker 6: to here, you know what I mean?
• 6:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, And it was like see what you gotta do,
• 6:10
  Speaker 7: what you gotta do to get it, you know what
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  Speaker 7: I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Dam Man for work. That was coming of work.
• 6:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Tommy Davidson, Barndale Hills. Man, it's gonna be say you're.
• 6:20
  Speaker 6: Gonna do it now.
• 6:21
  Speaker 4: I heard I heard him.
• 6:22
  Speaker 2: Saying Democrat cratic.
• 6:25
  Speaker 3: I know, I know you know better if you asked
• 6:27
  Speaker 3: me to do damn to anything, said Robert Bank.
• 6:29
  Speaker 2: I mean, and that, and that might happen, you know it,
• 6:31
  Speaker 2: depending who driving.
• 6:32
  Speaker 6: But we're gonna I'm gonna do a whole Michael Jackson thing.
• 6:34
  Speaker 1: We go automatic Democratic, love it, I love it.
• 6:42
  Speaker 2: That'll be funny. Hey, get back to Orange County.
• 6:44
  Speaker 3: We got what Hey, man, thank you for Tommy Dave.
• 6:50
  Speaker 2: From the Dal Hughley Show.
• 6:52
  Speaker 8: We're pausing this Memorial Day to honor those brave souls
• 6:55
  Speaker 8: who gave it all. Hey, while you're remembering, try not
• 6:59
  Speaker 8: to burn the burgers.
• 7:00
  Speaker 2: Stay safe out there.
• 7:01
  Speaker 3: Now it's time for the streaming movie review with the
• 7:04
  Speaker 3: label the Streaming Warrior.
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  Speaker 9: Homnay Samiani all I may say, harm me, come me. Oh, oh, Dan,
• 7:17
  Speaker 9: my home brother, what's that? A libel apro is winding down?
• 7:21
  Speaker 9: I hope you paid your taxes. If you don't, they
• 7:24
  Speaker 9: will come after you like want of Mick the Cannon's babies.
• 7:27
  Speaker 2: Mamas. I'm serious. You know, people hate.
• 7:30
  Speaker 9: To pay in the tax season because you realize your
• 7:33
  Speaker 9: salary is just a suggestion. Oh, it's the only time
• 7:38
  Speaker 9: of the season when math causes physical pain.
• 7:41
  Speaker 2: But mostly people hate the tax.
• 7:43
  Speaker 9: Season because it's the only time the government reminds you
• 7:47
  Speaker 9: exactly how expensive it is to live in a free country.
• 7:52
  Speaker 9: I'm serious, you know, dear, my home brother, I am
• 7:55
  Speaker 9: a warrior. I don't sit in a W in two form.
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  Speaker 9: What I just seen a food body picture of me
• 8:01
  Speaker 9: in a water pause, ready to attack. Now the irs
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  Speaker 9: sends me their W two forms.
• 8:07
  Speaker 2: I'm sirias.
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  Speaker 9: Today's movie it's one that people have been waiting for
• 8:12
  Speaker 9: the whole year.
• 8:13
  Speaker 2: The movie is Michael, starring Geffard D. Jackson. You know
• 8:17
  Speaker 2: this is Jermaine Jackson's son, so it is Michael's nephew.
• 8:21
  Speaker 9: Of course. This is the long awaited story of Michael
• 8:24
  Speaker 9: the Jackson, the King of the bar. This movie follows
• 8:28
  Speaker 9: him from Indian Anna to stardom. And I have to
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  Speaker 9: tell you this movie features the black Michael in the
• 8:34
  Speaker 9: almost white Michael, but not all the way white Michael.
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  Speaker 2: That was the Michael who could not look at the
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  Speaker 2: man in the mirror. I'm serious.
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  Speaker 9: This movie is much like the Jackson American Dream series,
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  Speaker 9: but it is not six hours long. Giffard de Jackson
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  Speaker 9: is very good. He looks, he sounds, and he dances
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  Speaker 9: like Michael. But it is not like the movie Ray
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  Speaker 9: where you get to see all of the dirt. This
• 9:00
  Speaker 9: movie is like a two hour denial letter that treats
• 9:04
  Speaker 9: Neverland Ranch like a Disney result in the allegations like
• 9:08
  Speaker 9: fucking tickets. It's not a biopic, it's a greatest Hits
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  Speaker 9: alibi with better choreography.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sirias.
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  Speaker 9: It's more of a I want to be starting something
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  Speaker 9: than a thriller. Oh oh, I will give this movie
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  Speaker 9: three and a half handbags because there is something in
• 9:24
  Speaker 9: this movie for everyone. And in honor of this movie,
• 9:28
  Speaker 9: I will send you a battle of my new Neverland
• 9:31
  Speaker 9: Ranch salad dressing. Oh it makes your salad moon walk
• 9:35
  Speaker 9: into your mouth. It's the dressing that turns your salad
• 9:38
  Speaker 9: into a sleepover. This is a libo your streaming water
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  Speaker 9: with the stream hacking movie review. Home there Sellai and Honey,
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  Speaker 9: stay safe and healthy, harmy harmoney, hum.
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: Yo, what's happening? And this is skip cheating from the
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: Dugi Show. Anyway, it's Memorial Day. Yeah, we got the barbecue. Hey, hey,
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: may turn them ribs over? Don't a man turn them over?
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: Don't burn them?
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: Come on, all right, all right, why are you taking
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: care of that? Make sure you listen up. Hey, we
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: got some of the funniest moments we got f you
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: DL Hugly Short Bush records. It's all coming up. It's
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: Memorial Day right here on the d L.
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: Hugly Show. Sand when'd you learn today?
• 10:23
  Speaker 4: Well, I know you're going to be in San Antonio,
• 10:26
  Speaker 4: but just talking about Texas in general. You see this
• 10:29
  Speaker 4: hammerhead worm, there's a new species in Texas. If they
• 10:33
  Speaker 4: say you shouldn't try to kill it, they tell you
• 10:35
  Speaker 4: don't what's in the state. Don't squish it, don't cut
• 10:38
  Speaker 4: it up, don't do anything like that. Do you know why?
• 10:40
  Speaker 4: It will produce three or four more worms because it's asexual.
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: That's a scary sit You know, you know they hate
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: a sexuals and technics.
• 10:49
  Speaker 4: Oh, now that's the one that give me the car
• 10:51
  Speaker 4: that time, right, No, that was one of the cops, remember.
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: And I said, man, don't I know you from somewhere?
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: He was one of the cops to be riding kicks.
• 11:00
  Speaker 3: Drop dropped me off at the I'm knowing you from
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  Speaker 3: somewhere And I gave him a good tick and I
• 11:06
  Speaker 3: kept requesting it and.
• 11:07
  Speaker 2: He was struck.
• 11:09
  Speaker 3: Yep, N word king and I'm sure he said it
• 11:12
  Speaker 3: extra and I went he got.
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: Megan Kelly, Megan R Kelly. They call it mean.
• 11:21
  Speaker 3: And they called down some down a couple of whiskey.
• 11:25
  Speaker 3: The internet is a cold plate. Interesting facts, very into.
• 11:32
  Speaker 4: Number five. It's not just the gobblers. Only male turkeys
• 11:37
  Speaker 4: called Tom's actually gobble. The female turkeys are called hens
• 11:40
  Speaker 4: and they cackle.
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: Turkey's toms gobble are are times both for Trump?
• 11:52
  Speaker 4: Maxwell, welcome to the show, talking all that jabb with me?
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: Are you I am fantastic?
• 11:59
  Speaker 4: The question it is, how are you live?
• 12:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 12:05
  Speaker 10: Grateful?
• 12:06
  Speaker 4: I know that's right. I haven't seen you. We haven't
• 12:10
  Speaker 4: had any good music. Right then I heard off. I
• 12:13
  Speaker 4: was like, let me find out Maxwell is back.
• 12:17
  Speaker 11: Oh, you're the best. Yeah, you know, it's uh, it's
• 12:20
  Speaker 11: it's I feel like, you know, I'll be moving a
• 12:23
  Speaker 11: train along at some point.
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: At some point. We've been waiting for a long time.
• 12:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, And obviously, you know, I had other plans and
• 12:32
  Speaker 11: then things got things happened on top of the plans
• 12:35
  Speaker 11: I had, so my plans got delayed. But we're here
• 12:38
  Speaker 11: and we're just happy to uh let people care, still,
• 12:43
  Speaker 11: are you kid?
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: People course people care. I follow you on social media
• 12:47
  Speaker 4: as well, and I've seen people asking, listen, when are
• 12:51
  Speaker 4: you going.
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: To release a new album?
• 12:53
  Speaker 4: You know, you're back on tour, So are you excited
• 12:56
  Speaker 4: to be back on stage?
• 12:58
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm excited.
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  Speaker 10: I'm excited to just sell it, read some time with people,
• 13:01
  Speaker 10: just to see folks and you know, you know, celebrate obviously,
• 13:07
  Speaker 10: this this this incredible journey of music that I've been
• 13:12
  Speaker 10: blessed to be a part of and the people that
• 13:15
  Speaker 10: share that same experience. I mean, for me, it's I'm
• 13:17
  Speaker 10: excited about that. And you know, I just want the world.
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  Speaker 11: To go, uh go where it needs to go.
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  Speaker 5: Hope.
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  Speaker 12: Yah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well I'll tell you what, I have no doubt
• 13:29
  Speaker 4: it's going to be a great tour. I know the
• 13:32
  Speaker 4: album is coming up. I cannot wait, and uh, I
• 13:36
  Speaker 4: know everybody else can't wait to see it.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: Tell us what we can.
• 13:38
  Speaker 4: Expect, and then let us know a little bit about
• 13:40
  Speaker 4: your album before I let you get out of here.
• 13:43
  Speaker 11: I mean, you know what, it's gonna be, R and B.
• 13:45
  Speaker 11: You know, all day, all night, all night, all day,
• 13:48
  Speaker 11: It's going to just be I.
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: Love you know, everything with Maxwell is always about love.
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: That's the only thing you do, know, you know.
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  Speaker 11: And and as far as the new album, I'm I'll
• 14:02
  Speaker 11: be on the road probably at the same time as
• 14:04
  Speaker 11: it find its way to you guys, so you know,
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  Speaker 11: hopefully we'll appreciate that. But yeah, I'm just reving to
• 14:12
  Speaker 11: try to like you know, I'm a little rusty, so.
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: Good, get the knees rubbed down, you'll be.
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  Speaker 11: All right, yeah, you know, getting my groove back.
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, you ain't never lost your groom, and I'm certain
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: of that. But you know what, I'm gonna have my
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: camera phone now just in case.
• 14:37
  Speaker 11: You'll be the one. You'll be the one that posts
• 14:41
  Speaker 11: the worst move or the moment.
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: See that's how I know you know me, Maximell. You
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: know I love you thank you so much for talking
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: all that, Jazz. I wish you so much success on
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: your tour. I wish you even more success on the album,
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: and I can't wait to see you.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: Take care baby.
• 14:56
  Speaker 11: Thank you, God blessing, thank you, thank you.
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: For your time.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: Sure I'll talk to you, Sarah.
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: Some people sometimes people get really upset with the things
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: I say, so we're gonna give them an opportunity to
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: event with that segment called F You Deal, Hugially want
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  Speaker 3: you please welcome my f you Deal. Hugley corresponded, Little
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  Speaker 3: Niece James.
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  Speaker 13: Hello, this is Niecy James.
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  Speaker 2: Your f you.
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  Speaker 13: DL Hughley correspondent Our first FU dal Hughley comment, it's
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  Speaker 13: malign your daughter for her saying a woman can have
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  Speaker 13: as many sexual partners as she pleases as long as
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  Speaker 13: she stays safe. You seem to have a problem with
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  Speaker 13: women exploring this sexual freedom, while expressing men could do
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  Speaker 13: whatever to whoever they want and be applauded for.
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  Speaker 2: Their sexual exploits.
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  Speaker 12: Cosmopolitan twenty four says, d O, why is it every
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 12: The sexual innuendo with you? It's always sex this or
• 16:28
  Speaker 12: sex that.
• 16:29
  Speaker 13: You must not be getting any because you're always talking
• 16:31
  Speaker 13: about it. But when I think about it, if I
• 16:33
  Speaker 13: were your wife, I wouldn't want to give you any either.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: Well, I's it for this week.
• 16:39
  Speaker 12: This has been Nissy James, your few dls Uslely correspondent
• 16:43
  Speaker 12: and until next week.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Bye. Hold On who made the potato salad.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Hey, mayonn an't supposed to have raisins and walnuts in
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: it and crunch your ass salary. That ain't what's up? Hey,
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: what's going on? This is your boy skip cheeting with
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: the d O Huglely Show Man. We are having fun today.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: I know you Barby cwan to taking our advantage of
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: the Memorial Day sales getting you shopping on. Hey, but
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: keep your radio on blasts because we are not only
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: playing your favorite songs some of the funniest moments from the.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: D huge Show. Hey man, that's how it goes down.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Welcome to the summer, all right, Memorial Day on the
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: d O Hugley Show.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: RFK not the junior one, the real one.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that obviously. R f K Jr. Is the
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: is the gator of the Kennedy.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: He really is.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: I don't understand. How do there was on Heroin for
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: fifteen years? Tell you tiling all that for you?
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: I just don't know. I just don't get.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: And that's a reasonable, and it's reasonable. That was a
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: song when your mom and daddy was still together. Force indeed,
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: sender love. That's that's the Oxyrun's for it.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Ain't that tender?
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Let me take.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: It will be the next day.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: Man, I forgot that you were having the colonoscary.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: You called me and you were high. You were saying crazy,
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: I'm not kidding. You started off saying where are the sandwiches?
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: I said, what sandwiches are you talking about? And then
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: you said what time we got to go in today? Meanwhile,
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: you're alive. The doctor's all there. And you said, well,
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: skip stopped by the day. I said he did?
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: You said yeah, and then you.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: Said yeah, what did my mama come see about me?
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Jaron and Jason Collins, uh too one of them? Jason
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: came out as gay. Right, that's a tall gay dude.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: I'm like, all to be gay.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Your boyfriend got to go up on you?
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: That's crazy, all right? Coming to the show my very
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: favorite ways, Like I think that could be a new
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: TV show, my favorite wings, my favorite.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Put your hand together for Marlon Wade? And how you doing,
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: baby boy?
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: What so my guy?
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: How you doing? I can't call it out my spoiler
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: you doing?
• 19:01
  Speaker 14: Oh man, we ain't been in we ain't been out
• 19:03
  Speaker 14: there doing any uh.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Twitter beef lately.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: We need to get all and Morty called me a man,
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: come on, you don't block your blessings. Don't block your blessings.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Then when he gets man, he don't listen to me, y'all.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: But y'all was threatened to kill lad. I'm like, oh, man,
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: come on now, what a hypocrite. Hey man, you gotta
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: be you got to be better than that. You take yourself.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Oh wait, that ain't the same guy. He's that the
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: same guy. How you doing?
• 19:33
  Speaker 14: Man? You funny because you be waiting my brother Sean,
• 19:37
  Speaker 14: because I'm always the peacemaker and Sean, Sean, Sean was
• 19:40
  Speaker 14: the fighter back in the day, and he's always like
• 19:43
  Speaker 14: so when I got mad, he would love it.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: He'd be like, oh well, I like you too.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: But to girandhy what it was with mother Teresa, all
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: that old pieces. I told you, man, I said what
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: I what I have very rarely seen, is somebody who,
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: first off, I think comedy to get good at it
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: takes a long time anyway, But then to get good
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: when you hear from the royal family of comedy is
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: probably that much tough. But I think, man, on the
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: accelerated track, you I just I just don't know how
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: you did it.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: It was it's an amazing thing to watch. It's an
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: amazing thing to behold. How fast you've come great at the.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Game, Well, thank you man.
• 20:22
  Speaker 14: What it is was very hard. I was scared to
• 20:24
  Speaker 14: do it because you know, I'm coming behind those those giants,
• 20:27
  Speaker 14: you know what I mean. Amen was a monster at
• 20:30
  Speaker 14: my favor. And you know, when you do stand up,
• 20:34
  Speaker 14: you tell jokes about anything that happened. You know, house,
• 20:36
  Speaker 14: I got four other people telling the jokes that happened.
• 20:39
  Speaker 14: I ain't got nothing to say. And then you realize,
• 20:43
  Speaker 14: you realize, but comedy itself, everybody gonna have a sex trip,
• 20:46
  Speaker 14: everybody gonna talk about politics, everybody talking about the same topics.
• 20:50
  Speaker 14: They don't talk about relationships.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: But what is your take?
• 20:53
  Speaker 14: And so once I started doing stand up, and I
• 20:56
  Speaker 14: just got over the fear and just embrace what is
• 21:00
  Speaker 14: my take?
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: What is my life?
• 21:01
  Speaker 14: What is my truth? What hurts me?
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: And those are the things.
• 21:05
  Speaker 14: That resonated and for me, you know, I had all
• 21:09
  Speaker 14: the other performance pieces, So now it's about building the
• 21:12
  Speaker 14: set in terms of the writing. And also I had
• 21:15
  Speaker 14: to be an individual right growing up in that family.
• 21:18
  Speaker 14: I don't want to be like daven I don't want
• 21:20
  Speaker 14: to be that Keenan.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: I don't want to be like Sean.
• 21:21
  Speaker 14: I just want to be Marlin. So never mind them.
• 21:24
  Speaker 14: I don't want to be like no other comic. I
• 21:25
  Speaker 14: just want to be me.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: When I say you're my favorite ways, I'm not lying, man.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: I think what you have done, you know, it's is
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: I think remarkable, and I think that you know, it's
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: not one of those things I guess. At first, people
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: are kind of you know, the name will carry. But
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: after a while, if people come see you once or twice,
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: you know, it could be any number of things. They
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: come back see you three or four times. It's because
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: you good at what you do. And I think you
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: developed a really, really loyal follower. What's making you laugh
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: these days?
• 21:52
  Speaker 14: Besides you, you know, just watching how crazy is damn
• 21:57
  Speaker 14: president is?
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, gotta laugh.
• 22:02
  Speaker 14: Like somebody somebody crazy, Grandma's in office?
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: This is crazy? Yeah, I think it would be.
• 22:09
  Speaker 14: I learned to laugh at the world, right. You have
• 22:13
  Speaker 14: a sense of humor. I won't take everything that serious.
• 22:16
  Speaker 14: I just go everything that happens is bad. God puts
• 22:19
  Speaker 14: there for comedians to go. Let me extract the funny
• 22:23
  Speaker 14: so we can laugh at some of this numb that's
• 22:25
  Speaker 14: going on.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: You know the sad thing about it is this old,
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: senile fat dude has the world, the interests of the world,
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: in his hands, like that he really eat like because
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: as this country goes, there are so many economies and
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: so many things that are wrapped up in the American economy,
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: and that this chovy fingered, dim witted dude is in
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: charge of it is.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: But it says more to me about white Americans. I
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: think Trump is just.
• 22:55
  Speaker 14: Like your profile on a dime that's gonna make me laugh.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: You can only use it the ba Cheetos. You can
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: only use it by orange things, my favorite put your
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: hands together for Marlon Wayans. Thank you, baby boy. Keep
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: doing what you do, baby for so will do likewise.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: Now it's time for the streaming movie review with the libo,
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  Speaker 3: the Streaming hack Warrior.
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  Speaker 9: A man Sellami and Honey, who I may say, ha
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  Speaker 9: ha ha uhhu dead my own.
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  Speaker 2: What's that libo? You know what's passed out? Sinko de mail?
• 23:42
  Speaker 9: You know sco de mail is basically Tackle Tuesdays, Drunker
• 23:46
  Speaker 9: and louder Oh single de mal is crazy, but sixty
• 23:50
  Speaker 9: mail is the deal. When you'll live off fires for
• 23:53
  Speaker 9: divorced when you whisper and by again while hugging your
• 23:58
  Speaker 9: toilet and simeo. It is also the Mother's Day, the
• 24:03
  Speaker 9: day everyone should do something special for the mother. Yes,
• 24:07
  Speaker 9: dinner and flowers are very nice, but this year do
• 24:11
  Speaker 9: something that she will never forget away. Get tired custom
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  Speaker 9: calendar where every month it is just a picture of
• 24:19
  Speaker 9: you sleeping on her.
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  Speaker 2: Couch as in a dog.
• 24:22
  Speaker 9: Oh a homemade coupon book for one three I rol. Yes,
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  Speaker 9: this year I will give my mother a glow in
• 24:31
  Speaker 9: the dark toilet seat with her face printed eland this way,
• 24:35
  Speaker 9: when she sits down, she kisses her own box.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: I'm the citing this for the Mother's Day.
• 24:41
  Speaker 9: The movie is the Devil is Wearing product too, so
• 24:45
  Speaker 9: I melt the strip and the hathaway. You know they
• 24:49
  Speaker 9: have waited the twenty eight years to make this sequel
• 24:52
  Speaker 9: from the original two thousand and six movie, A smart,
• 24:56
  Speaker 9: sensible girl starts working as an assistant for the High
• 25:01
  Speaker 9: Passion magazine editor. This movie was his big hit, and
• 25:05
  Speaker 9: like all bigger Hollywood money makers, they make a sequel,
• 25:09
  Speaker 9: and dear my umbrother, you know how I feel about sequels.
• 25:13
  Speaker 9: They're like their friend who keeps having one more baby.
• 25:16
  Speaker 9: We all wish he was just stop like my brother's
• 25:20
  Speaker 9: third wife, Younger, louder, and somehow even worse.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: I'm serious. This time around, everyone is back, and they all.
• 25:28
  Speaker 9: Try to navigate their careers amid the decline of traditional
• 25:32
  Speaker 9: magazine publishing. You see, no one reads the magazine anymore.
• 25:37
  Speaker 9: They get on their notebooks and computers. I have to
• 25:40
  Speaker 9: ask them, why does the devil wear crad The double
• 25:44
  Speaker 9: seems more like a dripped out Gucci and Polo guy
• 25:48
  Speaker 9: with ice everywhere.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: I mean certain has no budget. I'm serious. This movie
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: is good, but is it as good as the original?
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: You have to decide.
• 25:57
  Speaker 9: I give a three handbags, and if you're at this
• 26:01
  Speaker 9: Filmbery last Sunday, I have something just for.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: The mothers on Mother's Day. The Mother's Day Spirable kids.
• 26:09
  Speaker 15: It comes with the chocolate, the booze, the ear plugs,
• 26:12
  Speaker 15: and the silent scream you deserve for moms who gave
• 26:16
  Speaker 15: up sleep, sanity and a flat stomach.
• 26:19
  Speaker 9: It's perfect for the woman who gave you life and
• 26:22
  Speaker 9: now needs to break flumen. But it comes with a warning,
• 26:26
  Speaker 9: may cause such at outbursts. And I'm fine while drinking
• 26:30
  Speaker 9: in the classt I'm still there. This is an your
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  Speaker 9: hacking Warrior with the streemaking movie to you. I'm there,
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  Speaker 9: Sellam and honey all on the same.
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  Speaker 2: Amy Im.
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  Speaker 3: It's time for our feature, Welcome to the Stage, where
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: people will spotlight some of the funniest clediings, some you know,
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: some you know today.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Welcome to the stage.
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: What is this?
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Dew tts? What said welcome to the stage?
• 27:02
  Speaker 14: Got it?
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Welcome to the stage. Andre D. Thompson I got.
• 27:07
  Speaker 16: Into a good argument about Jordan versus Lebron. He was
• 27:12
  Speaker 16: debating it who's better. I'm a big fan of balls.
• 27:16
  Speaker 16: I love lebron On to win, but I do think
• 27:19
  Speaker 16: Jordan's better. And my reason that Jordan is better is
• 27:23
  Speaker 16: because of his sneakers.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Hit me out.
• 27:30
  Speaker 16: People used to get sent upstairs for jordan sneakers. That
• 27:34
  Speaker 16: means that people used to die behind. Some Jordan's you
• 27:39
  Speaker 16: can send your child to anywhere, and some Lebron's. He
• 27:41
  Speaker 16: coming home safe, He's coming home safest.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: He might have extra sneakers when you come back. He
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: might come back with a pair of Jordan's. Nobody want them.
• 27:55
  Speaker 16: People used to be like no, no, no, no, wear
• 27:57
  Speaker 16: those uptown you're they gonna know you know what's gonna happen.
• 28:00
  Speaker 16: You leave with those They warn you what neighborhood to
• 28:03
  Speaker 16: go to predicators solely upon your shoes.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: That's how good this.
• 28:08
  Speaker 17: Mother was at dunkin Baskets, Nick your shoes to get
• 28:11
  Speaker 17: you something with Jesus. Now your sneakers is so nice.
• 28:15
  Speaker 17: You gotta talk to God today. Lebron's walk can't even
• 28:20
  Speaker 17: go to back Dad twice. Ain't nobody nobody ribbing you?
• 28:23
  Speaker 17: You coming back home two tours? You coming back with
• 28:29
  Speaker 17: medals if you're good all that ankle support.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: This is ugly. In super boots. You can fight crime
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: in them? You are you can fight crime. Got extra
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: pockets and your sneakers. You got pockets. Very funny.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Hey, what's going on? Come on, man, the party's not over.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: The party is not over. This is your boy, skip
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: cheat them. It's Memorial Day.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: This is the D. L. Hugly Show.
• 28:54
  Speaker 12: Man.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Listen up, God f you DL Hughughly. Come on, man,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: It's Memorial Day. This is how you usher in the summer.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: We're doing it right here on the d L Huge Show.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Turn it up.
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: See Michael Jordan's suing.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: NASCAR gotta be tough for a black dude to driving
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: NASCAR because they can keep pulling over speech.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: But I'm in a race, don't pull that race car
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: with me.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: Car.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Yes, but they have no shirt, no shoes, no service, right.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: You know when you're proprietor you can you can serve
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: anywhere you want to.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm in.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: One time I saw this dude with a shirt off
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: to go to Applebe's to get their ribblets, which are delicious.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: But they're like, you can't come in here with no
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: shirt over. Like it's apple Bee's, everybody come in with
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: no shirt on. This is a higher class.
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: It's been a lot of controversy about owners of restaurants
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: saying certain things like you know, you can't come in
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: and no no blacks or Asian. There was one that said,
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: if you are not a Trump supporter, you couldn't come in.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Well, what would I want to eat? I don't I
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: don't eat white bread man aig. They said no age,
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: no black people.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no Mexicans. None of that food got cooked. I
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: know that's right.
• 30:14
  Speaker 14: Age.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, no Mexicans. All you eating is
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: hot water. I know that. On the next day you
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: can show.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Sometimes people get really upset with the things I say,
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: so we're going to give them an opportunity. Event what
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: our segment called. That's that's no burl ives Christmas. It's okay,
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: all right, ladies, Germen, Journey's on the program as a dude.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: I'm just I'm a big fan of I don't want
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: to be weird about it, because you know that could
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: be weird when people are too famish.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: But please put your hands together.
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: It for Harry Lennox.
• 30:52
  Speaker 14: How are you.
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: I'm doing good, brother, I'm wonderful.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: You know what I love about you the most? You
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: can call on the phone and get credit. You could
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: tell that boys, you could get created and nobody asked.
• 31:04
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: What that give me the health back?
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: Well, Constellation, I just got turned out for some extra credits.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Thank god, thank god, thank god, thank god. Where do
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: I start?
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: You like a you like h like Paul like you can't.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: Have that kind of like gravitized like when I watch you,
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: it just seems like you're a throwback to all of
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: the actors that set the stage for the things we're
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: allowed to see.
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: Now. Well, that's high praise, Thank you. I'm a big
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: fan of Paul Robson. Of course, you know you still
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: have some. By the way, the longest, uh the record
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: for the longest Shakespeare performance on Broadway, He's a fellow,
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: had more performances than any other Shakespeare it's ever been
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: on Broadway.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: So I would never have known that if he if
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: he wasn't in the Tyler Perry play, I wouldn't know
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: who he was.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't.
• 32:00
  Speaker 6: If you didn't play my dear.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: I don't care.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: Where you.
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, man, my dear got a deep, aad voice.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Where are you from?
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: Originally I'm born and raised in Chicago, Illinois.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, because I don't know why, but I thought,
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: I said, maybe this cat was born in England and
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: raised here because you have that, I'm telling you have
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: that kind of that deep resident. Even when my favorite
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: role of yours was in five Harvey's That's when I
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: became a huge fan, and we told you.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Leave it alone, and but you kept going. Now, man,
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: that's my favorite role.
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: What is your?
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: What is your favorite role to have played?
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: So I think, well that's certainly up there, But probably
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: the most fun I had was playing Adam Clayton Powell Jr.
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: In a Showtime film about Adam. It was called Keep
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: the Faith Baby, and so that's my favorite one that done.
• 32:57
  Speaker 6: What are you working on now?
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: So I'm actually building a performing arts center in Chicago
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: on a personal level. I got a bunch of people
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: helped me. It's called the Liian Marcy Performing Arts Center.
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: And then and then, d o you and I have
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: something else in common? Which is it belonged to the
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  Speaker 5: same fraternity?
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: Oh, you'll kill I knew I loved you.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: I knew it.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: I knew it before I knew it, even before I
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: found out a bunch of horrible credit score and.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Before Yeah, I knew I loved you.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: I knew you know what I was because you always
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: so like I very rarely hear you like uh like.
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  Speaker 3: I remember when the whole uh Will Smith thing went
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  Speaker 3: down and you were most people like just scattered, but
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  Speaker 3: you had to say what you have to say, and
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  Speaker 3: people had an opinion about it, but you stuck to
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  Speaker 3: what you believe. And I just I think it even
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  Speaker 3: though I had never met you, and I never it
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  Speaker 3: just played into the guy I thought you were, Like,
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  Speaker 3: it's so nice to meet somebody, even if it's on
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  Speaker 3: the phone and find and they don't disappoint you.
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  Speaker 2: Like I've met people and I'm like, man, I should
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  Speaker 2: have never met that dude, correcting that never met and
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  Speaker 2: you and Omega. So it's just I knew it was
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  Speaker 2: gonna happen, and now I'm fanning out and I sound weird. Jeez,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 5: I love it.
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  Speaker 14: Man.
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  Speaker 5: You've done such a great job representing, uh the fraternity events,
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  Speaker 5: So keep doing what you're.
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  Speaker 2: Doing that I willn't I will. Can you do something
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  Speaker 2: for me? Give me that line for five heart beats?
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  Speaker 18: Man?
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  Speaker 4: Do it for me?
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  Speaker 7: Oh, which you came and look any you told me
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  Speaker 7: you was gonna get up the we told you leave alone,
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  Speaker 7: but you didn't.
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  Speaker 6: Harry Lennox. Man, it's a pleasure, man, do well?
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  Speaker 2: Man? Uh, and you know what, Kip giving to the
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  Speaker 5: You can always just load me a couple of graand no, no,
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  Speaker 5: let's get off the phone.
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  Speaker 3: Now see the damn Omegas. That's how they are, all right, Fred,
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  Speaker 3: take care man great. Likewise, Harry Lennox Junior, thank you.
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  Speaker 8: This Memorial Day, The DL Hughley Show salutes our heroes
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  Speaker 13: Toby twenty two says, Deal, Every time I turn around,
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  Speaker 2: Doctor or something.
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  Speaker 12: You're always saying, donat that because it has too much
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  Speaker 12: you shell out advice? But every time I see you,
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  Speaker 12: you have a cigar in your mouth and they're drinking
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  Speaker 12: your hands. Why don't you take your own advice and
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  Speaker 12: save your liver but not drinking so much? And I'm
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  Speaker 12: sure your cigar has more night trates and causes more
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  Speaker 2: Fuck continued.
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  Speaker 12: Kenny Lattimore New addition, those are just a few names
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  Speaker 12: for a living.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: You think you know how to talk, you do. But
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  Speaker 2: that's it for this week.
• 36:51
  Speaker 12: This has been me C James, your f you dear
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  Speaker 9: it is found to watch the inn in the BA
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  Speaker 9: Playoffs are.
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  Speaker 2: Like a lap battle with jump shots.
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  Speaker 9: Last a person about technical difficulties in the biggest stars
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  Speaker 9: always lose. Oh you know, it is like watching the
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  Speaker 9: ultimate battle, like watching a polar bar in a grizzly
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• 37:40
  Speaker 9: two mountain goats head butting on a cliff, except they
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  Speaker 9: pause every two minutes for a timeout head butt replay review.
• 37:49
  Speaker 9: The NBA Playoffs is like your ex. They start off
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  Speaker 9: exciting them dragon forever and by.
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  Speaker 2: The end you're just hoping for a clean break. I'm
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: sitting to this movie as.
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  Speaker 9: Nothing to do with the NBA in the Air Playoffs,
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  Speaker 9: but it does have a crazy girlfriend. The movie is
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  Speaker 9: Obsession starting Michael di Johnston in India the Navarati. In
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  Speaker 9: this movie, Michael plays a team that's in love with
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  Speaker 9: Indian but it has no game. He is a friend
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  Speaker 9: to shoot a shot them celious, so he goes to
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  Speaker 9: Then he finds himself getting exactly what he is asking for.
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  Speaker 9: But they soon discovers that some desires come at a dark,
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  Speaker 9: sinister price, and.
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  Speaker 2: What is the price away? She is obsessed with it.
• 38:42
  Speaker 9: She is like a dog at a barbecue, zero chill
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  Speaker 9: and laser focused on the grill. She is like a
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  Speaker 9: restraining order waiting to happen. Already knows his mom's adress
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  Speaker 9: and what time he takes a number pool. Oh oh,
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  Speaker 9: this girl is crazy, and most people will it's scary.
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  Speaker 9: But then my own brother, you know, I am a wire.
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  Speaker 9: What the average man finds scary, I find sex sick.
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  Speaker 9: My ex wife seems sick. Was so jealous when I
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  Speaker 9: came home. She would smell me like.
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  Speaker 2: A truck dog.
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  Speaker 9: One time she created a Tinder profile, pretending to be me,
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  Speaker 9: just to see who swiped white and then threaten them.
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  Speaker 2: Or sometimes she would screenshot every girl who liked my post.
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  Speaker 9: And then rate them one between the ten and a
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• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Now that he's true love my own blood. Still I
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  Speaker 2: like this movie.
• 39:41
  Speaker 9: It is a love story with a bang and a
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  Speaker 9: knife and sa I give this movie three ironbages.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: And because it's mad and the end of the horse.
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  Speaker 9: Racing season has already gone, I won't send you a
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  Speaker 9: pack of my Kentucky Derby Dogs hot dogs mad from
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