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Sister Wives S5 E2 - Kody Begs For an Answer · My Sister Wives Podcast

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  What does the nanny do? OK, so we're done.
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  Goodbye. You.
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  Shut it off. Do not twist my words.
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  Do not make me a victim, sweetie.
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  Just look at the mountain. That's what you.
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  Saw. That day.
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  Just the knife in the kidneys over all these years and the
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  sacrifices that I made to love
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  Celebrate good times. Come on, let's celebrate.
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  Celebrate all. In this episode we will be
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  celebrating and we will be cringing.
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  There are highs and lows, mids, rights, lefts, Cheeto
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  complexion, lots of things going
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  Lots of facial expressions. A lot.
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  Of facial expressions, absolutely.
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  I was kind of going like, OK, episode 2 season 5, Kody begs
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  for an answer. And I'm going, OK, we're just
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  going to get more of the same,
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  the same. But it surprised me how much was
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  in this episode. There was a lot.
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  So hopefully you all are buckled
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  It was flying at us. And ready for this wild ride we
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  called Sister Wives. Wild indeed.
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  Wild, wild, crazy. The episode opens with the
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  adults on the couch, of course, where we are used to seeing
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  them sitting on a couch and they're talking about not
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  being public before in their lives and how they were
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  secretive and sharing examples about how fathers don't
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  address their children in public and blah blah blah blah blah.
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  Robyn and Christine's families had to hide and the dads were
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  not able to address the children in public.
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  Yes, of course he has to bring up Robyn and her weird family
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  situation and Christians, which actually I would say was more of
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  Yes. Well, polygamy royalty, yes.
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  But yeah, we all know that Robyn just had a mom who was a whore,
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  but that's another story. Yeah, the the moms were Polly
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  under duress. They were not trying to be.
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  I don't. Well, at least the first one
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  probably wasn't. Right.
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  Robyn's mom was, yeah, story for a different time, perhaps.
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  Christine talks about how her grandfather was put in jail
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  because of plural marriage, because he was, you know, the
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  leader of these freaks and these polygamists.
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  And I was wondering, I'm like, was he put in jail before or
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  after he was murdered by another polygamist leader?
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  And then I realized it had to be before because he probably
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  couldn't go to jail after he was murdered.
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  Look at me. Logical deduction.
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  She cracked me up all the way. She said that that her
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  grandfather was put in jail. Oh yeah, the way she said it
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  was. Totally.
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  Like, oh, wait, did he go to college at Yale?
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  What do you mean no, no. No, no, no.
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  He went to jail. Yes to jail.
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  The way she said that was so funny.
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  Yeah, I know. And it's like Jill, Jill.
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  Jail. Jail.
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  Yeah. Ridiculous.
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  And Kody has this insane bowl cut thing that's flipped under.
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  I don't know.
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  He looks so handsome. It looks a little like Amish of
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  yeah, something. He just has a face and a haircut
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  that I want to sit on. It's very unfortunate in this
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  episode and it's a little different than his use a.
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  Little more tragic than the usual.
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  Way more tragic than the usual.
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  It's, yeah, something else. We also get flashbacks to when
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  So they're kind of doing this narrative of like they weren't
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  started into this episode because the adults are going to
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  go to parent teacher conferences.
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  So they're kind of teeing this up like, Oh yes, when the kids
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  Our families weren't like other families.
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  We were denied rights. We were hidden behind a curtain.
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  seen. So the adults are gathering to
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  get ready to go to parent teacher conferences and it's
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  just so lovely to see them supporting their children
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  showing up like parents should.
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  They're at Meri's house and Kody says that he has to be better
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  dressed than them, meaning the teachers, and he's wearing a
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  full on suit. Yeah, like what?
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  Dad wears a suit to parent teacher conferences.
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  It looks like he's going on a mission.
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  What are you doing with yourself here?
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  It's like he was reliving his glory days as a young man when
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  It's like, what are you? Are you implying something that
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  you need to be more formal or elevated?
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  Look better than them. Educators.
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  I mean, it's not like we're talking about sewer rats.
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  I mean, they're your teachers at the school.
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  Or do you think that he thought they'd be wearing suits too?
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  Oh yeah, I don't. Know and that he expected the
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  teachers to be different maybe because they talk later on about
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  they are kind of like little like, you know, hero
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  conversations that the kids have about these teachers.
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  And so maybe he feels like he needs to put on his monkey suit
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  and impress them. And they're from this very weird
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  I mean, the kids being in public school for the first time and
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  you know, maybe not that weak but new to public school.
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  So I don't know. Seems like Kody would have
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  recognized when going to school before.
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  Maybe he never did that. The other parents or adults
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  aren't in suits. I don't.
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  Know it's the self centeredness coming back up, you know, like
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  Oh, of course. Kody Brown, The Kody Brown, the
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  star of this show. Yeah, It's his show.
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  That's what he has been known to say.
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  It's his show. Isn't it though?
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  It is. It's the Kody Brown show.
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  We're all just watching. Meri talks about how nervous she
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  like in hiding, right? It's probably very hard to get
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  your other sister wives, which they've been doing and they've
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  that are in an authority position over your children.
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  So it could be nerve racking, right?
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  Like you want to make a good impression on them too.
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  You don't want them to treat your children differently
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  because of your situation so. They talk about being the only
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  families in the Las Vegas public school.
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  Robyn. Oh, God, We get some precious
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  pearls from Robyn in this episode.
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  She really brings that Robyn Ness that we've all come to love
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  they've probably never had five parents in a room with a
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  student. And it's like, what?
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  Like she's so dumb. And it's like, why are you even
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  talking? I mean, maybe I hope that a
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  producer or director was nudging her for a sound bite.
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  Because if she's just talking to fill the space, it's like bitch
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  you're so dumb. I think she is just talking to
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  self-centered as Kody but not self aware of it like Kody is.
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  silence. Yeah, with her brilliant
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  thoughts and astute observations, what we're going
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  different kids that currently have these teachers or have had
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  them in the past to discuss their academic status, as one
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  does at a parent teacher conference.
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  And so we kind of get a little background and history
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  storytelling of each child as they're going through.
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  Now these are high schoolers, so it's just the older kids.
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  And we start with Leon. Of course, we're going to start
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  with Leon. We meet the wonderful and lovely
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  currently has. One of Leon's talking head
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  moments. They say they want to be a
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  doctor and that they want to be a polygamist.
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  They've wanted to be a doctor since they were seven years old.
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  no. They can't wait until the day
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  that they can have sister wives.
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  Leon also talks about the closeness between them and their
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  Not sure. Throwaway comment.
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  Drawback that the producers made them say because they just took
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  clips of the family videos and put them in.
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  Perhaps. Yeah.
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  Well, and also I think Leon references something like we
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  didn't have a lot of friends because of their lifestyle, like
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  There's one thing that they did say at the beginning of the
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  episode that I would like to mention.
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  It was a weird comment that Kody
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  He said the kids grew up as siblings and family.
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  We raised them as siblings. Like, are you fucking serious?
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  They are siblings. Yeah.
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  Why are you? The way he said it was just the
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  dumbest thing ever. Like we all get that they are
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  siblings. Like you could have a first wife
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  that you divorce and don't see
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  have kids with and still raise
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  be in the same household and have the moms have any sort of
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  interaction. Like, duh.
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  Yeah. Yeah, they're raised as
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  siblings. I don't know.
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  He's just so fucking weird sometimes.
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  He says these things that he tries to say like so wise, like,
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  yes, we raised our children as
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  Yeah, the brothers and sisters
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  It's like this need to over clarify because of the polygamy
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  background I'm assuming but. Yeah, like do you not understand
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  how family systems work? Right.
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  And we're in Season 5. Like, we got it, we got it.
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  Yeah, Oh my God. Like we're not the idiots here
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  that are trying to understand your family anymore.
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  You're the idiot that doesn't understand.
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  Just like normal Life. OK, quit over explaining to us.
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  It's so true, we are not the idiots that don't understand.
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  You. Are.
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  Oh my God, it's so true. Now the Spanish teacher lets us
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  know that Leon has chosen a Spanish name that means yellow.
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  MMM, Amarillo. Amarillo.
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  Amarillo and Madison chose for
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  Fox, which I have to say my Spanish teacher who was from
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  Spain, told us really funny terms that, you know, actually
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  meant something in Spanish, like
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  slights that you could say. And one of them was you could
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  call a woman a Zora, which means
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  lady, like a bad woman, like a
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  So it's kind of funny that that was the name that Madison
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  chose. And the slang of Zorro didn't
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  translate like that in Spanish class in high school, I suppose.
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  teacher in college who was from Spain was like, yeah, you don't
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  want to call a woman that. It's an insult.
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  He literally was like, it's an
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  So it's kind of just a funny little side note.
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  Oh, Maddie, the true definition of a well behaved woman never
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  makes history because that bitch
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  I'm just kidding. Love you, Maddie.
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  So at one point it's funny when they're having this
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  conversation with the Spanish teacher, she's speaking, I
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  think she says something like, you know, we only speak
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  Spanish in the classroom. And so then she's just rolling
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  off some phrases to be like, look, here's an example of me as
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  a Spanish teacher, and she calls
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  Bonitas chicas. Yes, bonitas chicas and equal a
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  cuatro. Bonitas chicas.
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  Yes, and then no. No, no, muy Bonita.
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  Muy Bonita. She she, you know, emphasizes
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  that they're so beautiful. Now, what's funny is they all
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  kind of laugh and in a way that makes me think they all get it.
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  But then Meri, of course, acts
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  means. She's like, I didn't know.
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  And it's like, bitch, you couldn't decipher what this
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  means just based on logical deduction.
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  I mean, I'm not a fluent Spanish
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  I am I but I. Could certainly figure out that
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  she was talking about four beautiful women.
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  I mean, you don't need to be a
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  these dots. Meri struggled.
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  She struggled. I feel like one of these women,
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  and I won't even say one of these women, Meri or Robyn are
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  always playing the pick me role.
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  Like Christine and Janelle kind of like float in the background
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  and say like Janelle says serious things sometimes.
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  Christine says silly light hearted things a lot or quippy
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  Meri the 1st and the last that are like pick me.
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  No, pick me. I'll say the cute thing.
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  I'll say the cute thing. It's like sit down and shut up
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  it's like, yes, we know that you know the answer and you're
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  trying to say it out loud so everyone knows how smart you
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  are. Now shut the fuck up.
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  Yeah, except for Meri comes across as an idiot in this
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  situation, so good for her. Yeah, Now our next stop on the
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  I thought the name was like Aaliyah.
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  Like Aaliyah, like the singer from back in the day who
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  tragically died, but unfortunately not unfortunately.
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  Well, unfortunately for me, her name's actually just Miss Leah.
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  And I'm like, OK, well, that's
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  Unfortunate for her, too boring.
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  Boring, Miss Leah. Just kidding.
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  Change your name. So boring.
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  Get a more interesting name, Miss Leah.
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  Oh my God. Terrible.
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  How bad is her last name that she goes by Miss Leah, right?
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  That's what I want to know. Maybe it's Lee.
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  Her name's like Leah Lee. Like.
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  Or she's trying to be that cool teacher that's like, you can
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  call me by my first name but put Miss in front of it.
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  Oh. God, I demand respect.
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  Kody walks in with his suit and she's like, Oh my God, she's
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  like. I pray to Aaliyah.
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  Aaliyah, this is Miss Leah. Aaliyah.
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  Miss Leah, Mama, niece, please. Wow, I'm getting done real quick
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  time. But of course, as a responsible
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  young adult, she approached Miss Lee and said I have missed
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  some class. I know this.
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  I would love an opportunity to make up my grade.
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  So whatever you do with a coach, I guess in gym class or
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  something, they, I don't know that they said the class.
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  I'm assuming it's gym. It looked like it was like a
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  choir classroom or something that they were sitting in, but
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  But they're not very clear about what she is a coach of.
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  And I've never, even in gym class, called the gym teacher a
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  coach when it came to parent teacher conferences.
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  Like we might be like coach so and so because they were also a
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  coach of a team, but it was not made clear to us all.
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  Yes. I never called my teachers in
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  gym class coach, even if they were coaches like that.
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  I don't know what that's all about.
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  But we all don't believe that Aspen's like the star of the
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  tennis team or anything, so it's not like we're confused that
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  way, right? I don't know, I assumed choir
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  well there. Was one cutaway where Aspen had
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  the darkest eyeliner on. Did you recall seeing this?
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  It was like a flashback moment but not too far away.
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  In the past. It was like her and Maddie
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  sitting at a counter and Aspens eyes looked as black as my soul.
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  up on the eyeliner, but you know.
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  Well, Janelle does that too. It's like she has these little
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  tiny eyes on her moon white face
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  eyeliner. Yeah, yeah, intense.
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  Very Britney Spears today. Yeah, very Britney Spears.
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  Britney Spears is a little more lived in, I would say.
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  That is true. This looked a little more fresh.
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  Yeah. Fresh and impactful.
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  Little like, OK, maybe I burned the tip of my eyeliner with a
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  lighter and then rubbed that under my eye like and got that
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  crisp like, you know, soft tip
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  Of the what? Got right on into that water
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  line. Did you just talk about Kody?
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  Soft tip? We're talking about his
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  children. This is disturbing, darling.
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  Now, Aspen tells us that she may
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  She thinks she might want to, but she doesn't want to wait for
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  the perfect family. Of course, you know she's in a
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  hurry to lock a man down and get
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  life working in retail. I mean, I, I don't know.
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  Whatever. Yeah, I don't want to wait
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  around like my family did to find the perfect family.
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  Yeah, it's like, let's see, Aspen's mom is Christine.
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  No, Christine didn't was not a
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  She was technically an adult. So she did wait around a long
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  time in that cult. This is where we get a little
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  couch moment from Christine talking about her disappointing
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  child Aspen and how she missed
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  than ever. It is a stoplight.
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  It is a stop sign. It is Ronald McDonald on her
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  nose, just pointing it out. We have Christine, who could use
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  a little bit more makeup on her nose, and her daughter that's
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  got a little too much of it under her eyes, but yeah.
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  It's true. And then on the couch there, the
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  parents are talking about this
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  their children. And Meri says that Leon comes to
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  her saying, Christine let's Aspen miss class when trying to
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  get out of school themselves. And she says well and shares it
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  as an example. And it's funny because of course
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  they do a cutaway to Christine
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  and all God, a gasp. She's shocked.
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  Well, the way Meri says it, she's like, yeah, I'm not
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  Christine. I don't care, I don't care.
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  You need to go to school, Leon.
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  Right. Totally makes Christine sound
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  like a deadbeat parent. Yeah.
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  Is deadbeat parent the right word?
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  Deadbeat parent. Neglectful.
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  Parent Parent. Laid back.
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  Like too laid back. Right.
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  A failure is what? A failure.
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  OK, yeah, that's what she was. Trying to infer that Christine
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  tell your child who is like in the same age group.
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  No, you've got to go. But yet we're all your mommies.
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  So you can listen to all of your
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  mommies here and we all have a
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  like, Nah, you need a mental health day, girl.
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  You take it. And this is like the early
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  twenty 10s where it's like mental health days were not a
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  thing yet. So maybe she's not wrong.
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  Maybe Aspen does need a day to
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  And then you've got Meri that is
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  Like, no way in hell, Leon, are you missing a day and you're
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  going to be a doctor. That will not happen under this
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  roof. Could you imagine seeing a
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  Doctor Who skipped gym class in high school?
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  You will die and go to hell if
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  Day, Leon. Miss Leah is going to be so
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  disappointed in you. Goodbye to your dreams of being
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  a doctor. Oh God, so absurd.
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  But now it is funny because how many days of gym class do you
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  miss? I mean, this is just sometimes
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  they bring these things up and
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  with gym class. I was like, what was Aspen on
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  her period for a month straight?
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  I mean, it's just insane. It has to have been enough time
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  for it to have been significant enough to affect her grade where
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  Like I don't even know what that means.
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  Be like Meri's child. Never miss a day.
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  Also, I'm noticing they're they're showing the parents
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  walking down the hallway, going on to their next conference
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  moment and they are strutting the halls and there's no one
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  else around, not a single soul in that hallway.
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  OK, They're filming a show, you know, they're not going to get
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  But it just comes across as this like eerie, odd thing, like when
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  you go to parent teacher conferences.
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  There are other parents going places and doing things.
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  It's not like they shut the school down for you and your
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  special conferences, but they tell you that you're truant.
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  They also show them outside of the school, like before and
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  after talking, and it's clear that they're still at the school
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  It's like they asked these teachers, would you please come
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  in on a Saturday just so that we could film our parent teacher
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  I hope Miss Leah made Aspen do
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  Unbelievable. Oh, we meet the favorite teacher
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  of all the teachers. Doctor Guido.
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  Doctor Guido. Guido.
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  What a great last name, Guido Guido.
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  Doctor, I want to meet Doctor.
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  I want to meet his life. What's she like?
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  Does she look like Fran Drescher?
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  That's what I want. To know Mr. Sheffield Guido, I
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  love. My Guido husband, well, Doctor
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  Guido, is currently Hunter's teacher.
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  Hunter has him for some class.
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  I don't know that we caught the class.
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  But whatever this is, once again, we're going to get a
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  little back story on Hunter, just like we do with all of
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  these older children. And Janelle says it took Hunter
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  a year to acclimate to Vegas. And they gave us some, you know,
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  flashbacks to times and things
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  No one cares. Struggles they flash through.
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  Him eating yogurt and being all like, I want to be in football.
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  I'm an angsty teen. It's like Amen.
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  Hunter says he wants to be an athlete or a trainer when he
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  grows up. Perhaps a pro athlete.
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  I think he says, like, pro athlete or an athlete or a
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  trainer. And it's like, oh, a pro
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  athlete, yes. And so many of those dreams come
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  true. Yeah, I think that.
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  This. Poor kid, like every time that I
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  see him I have to laugh because he looks like the
• 24:31
  quintessential meathead too. Yeah, he does.
• 24:34
  Like the square like had the hair like of that time, this
• 24:39
  very thick neck and like stocky.
• 24:41
  Like if he came across as more of an asshole he would totally
• 24:52
  You can tell that he's a kind person.
• 24:54
  Yeah, you know. And he's got that in some of
• 24:57
  these cutaways. He's got that pimple red on the
• 25:00
  face that's like, pop me, pop me.
• 25:02
  I'm on a teenager. And I'm like, oh God.
• 25:05
  Huge, yeah. Like if someone was filming me
• 25:10
  that pimple. I would have been, yeah, pretty
• 25:14
  embarrassed. I was like looking back
• 25:17
  actually, I will say in high school I had amazing skin.
• 25:20
  I didn't get pimples like at all in high school and it was wasted
• 25:29
  is worse. I would rather have had it as a
• 25:31
  teen and gotten it out of the way than had it as an adult.
• 25:34
  So I'm. So glad that when I had it it
• 25:36
  was literally like life was terrible, everything sucked,
• 25:39
  hormones are everywhere so just add some acne on it.
• 25:42
  Yeah, yeah, get it out of the way.
• 25:45
  The parents talked to the teacher about the boys swearing.
• 25:52
  words at home and I believe Christine gave us a lovely quote
• 25:56
  here. Darling, did you catch her
• 25:58
  specific quote? Christine says that they've
• 26:01
  found out that Logan has F bomb dropping skills from the
• 26:05
  younger kids. He's.
• 26:07
  Found out bomb dropping skills.
• 26:09
  Yeah, they found out from the younger kids about these F bomb
• 26:12
  dropping skills. But then Dr. Guido does say that
• 26:19
  be proud of that. Yeah, I mean, I think that
• 26:22
  vibes. I mean, I mean, I think that
• 26:24
  tracks. They probably are really well
• 26:26
  behaved in class for the most part, right?
• 26:29
  I mean, they're teenagers, but I highly doubt that Logan's in
• 26:32
  school being like, fuck this. Like, no, he's not.
• 26:35
  And it's also a tie in from the footage that we had with them
• 26:39
  going up to Lehi when, you know, Leon was wagging the finger at
• 26:47
  When he says what, what did he say?
• 26:49
  Man the fuck up, yeah. To Hunter, yeah.
• 26:52
  Stop being a little bitch, hunter.
• 26:56
  Doctor Guido, he says that Logan has barely said 2 words his
• 27:03
  entire time there at the. School.
• 27:05
  Yeah, very quiet. Very quiet.
• 27:06
  I find that to be a little surprising.
• 27:08
  Logan seems like just, I would say at the least run-of-the-mill
• 27:16
  quiet, I think. He probably is very shy.
• 27:20
  OK. I think he's probably shy, like
• 27:23
  he probably shines in the family because he's the oldest
• 27:26
  child. But it's one of those things
• 27:28
  where you put that person out into public and they might shine
• 27:33
  like in their family, but they
• 27:36
  Are you calling Logan dull? I mean, not necessarily.
• 27:42
  Like, well, I didn't say that,
• 27:45
  It's like when you think of like
• 27:49
  school who's like, amazing when they're in their own high
• 27:52
  school. And then they go off to the big,
• 27:58
  Yeah. And I think that's kind of the.
• 28:01
  How did it feel when that happened to you?
• 28:02
  Right. Well, really, really wonderful.
• 28:09
  I don't know, that's the vibe that I get.
• 28:11
  I feel like he's probably actually really shy and passive
• 28:14
  in school and like doesn't get
• 28:18
  have many friends other than his
• 28:21
  forever. Sure.
• 28:22
  But. Who knows?
• 28:25
  Now we get to talk about Maddie,
• 28:29
  Is that her full name? Madison.
• 28:32
  Madison. Madeline.
• 28:35
  Well, you know, whatever, I forget about her.
• 28:38
  She wants to be an entrepreneur or maybe do hair and then she
• 28:44
  can do her own hair for free. She wants to be an entrepreneur,
• 28:48
  go to hair school, pay her way
• 28:52
  can do her own hair for free too.
• 28:56
  So she thinks that she is just
• 29:00
  hair school quick, get her license so that she can work and
• 29:03
  do hair and pay her way through college and then just be able
• 29:06
  to do her own hair for free. Because you know what?
• 29:09
  Being a hairdresser isn't a career at all.
• 29:11
  And I just would get my license so I could do my hair for free.
• 29:14
  Like let's put 10 grand down the
• 29:17
  for free. Very reasonable, very normal.
• 29:19
  I looked at Chris and I said she
• 29:23
  She did kind of have a. She kept doing these like weird
• 29:26
  eye roll things and like was talking out of the side of her
• 29:29
  mouth kind of and had her head
• 29:32
  So I could do my hair for free, yeah.
• 29:35
  Free. Yeah, man.
• 29:36
  And I was just having flashbacks
• 29:42
  literally did that plan but not on purpose.
• 29:46
  And I'm like girl you have no fucking idea.
• 29:49
  I spent like almost 20 grand to go to beauty school and then my
• 29:52
  body and my knees started getting old.
• 29:55
  Told me I couldn't do it anymore.
• 29:56
  Well, let's make sure that we remind our studio audience.
• 30:01
  Hi everyone. Hi.
• 30:04
  So great to see you all. My knees started falling apart.
• 30:06
  Well, Kimber's knees are crap.
• 30:12
  schoolers, so we're going to only judge in the way that we're
• 30:17
  already judging, but just putting an asterisk that we
• 30:20
  should be more gentle. I cannot be gentle about this
• 30:24
  because this she has no idea what she wants to do and she's
• 30:29
  just thinking hair is going to
• 30:31
  She has that entrepreneurial spirit, darling.
• 30:34
  Also, her hair is generally terrible.
• 30:37
  So I'm like, oh great, you're going to do hair like, Oh my
• 30:41
  God. Yeah, you can't really sell
• 30:43
  beauty when you look like the beast, but that's what they used
• 30:46
  to say all the time. Just at school.
• 30:48
  Well, it's a little bit like what?
• 30:49
  The Keeblers don't have shoes or
• 30:51
  know, like. Cobblers.
• 30:54
  The thank you, the Cobblers, well, the.
• 30:56
  Keebler Owl the cookies. You can't make cookies if you
• 30:59
  don't have a hat. Or shoes.
• 31:01
  And you know, Maddie can't do hair because her hair's
• 31:03
  terrible. Like Oh my God, her hair's.
• 31:05
  Awful. But actually that hair is very
• 31:09
  what people had at that time. I had like had hair like that
• 31:11
  too at that time. Sometimes the curly, crunchy
• 31:15
  curly ramen hair. I know, but the like tones are
• 31:18
  just awful. And she's always like, I want to
• 31:20
  have black hair with my crazy skin and then I want to have
• 31:24
  copper red hair. And I'm like, Oh my God, did you
• 31:26
  just pick a normal color? And I used to have crazy colored
• 31:30
  hair. I'm just, I was never deluding
• 31:33
  myself into thinking I was going
• 31:36
  pay myself to college or something.
• 31:37
  I don't even know. I don't.
• 31:39
  That's why this, this whole thing was just actually really
• 31:45
  because I was definitely not like that when I was in high
• 31:49
  school. But I just saw some of my
• 31:52
  younger years flash before my eyes with the exact thing that
• 31:59
  Don't do it. I'm going to have to Photoshop a
• 32:05
  Like superimposed though, like those 90s.
• 32:08
  Or. Trips.
• 32:10
  Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 32:11
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, we'll just combine you
• 32:16
  They do show her and her friends sitting around a pool with their
• 32:23
  water. And she's wearing like a just a
• 32:26
  normal like V cut top that like looks normal on everybody.
• 32:30
  But there's a boy sitting across from her, like staring at her
• 32:35
  nunga nungas in her shirt. Odd.
• 32:37
  Kody had an aneurysm when he saw that.
• 32:39
  I bet he was like my whore of a daughter with her tits out.
• 32:42
  And it's like, hey, Kody, calm down.
• 32:44
  She's talking about how she wants privacy and she doesn't
• 32:48
  get privacy in her home because, you know, she's one of the older
• 32:55
  privacy. She just has this like shitty
• 32:58
  attitude. She doesn't have one mom, she
• 32:59
  has four and they're always asking to look her phone and she
• 33:05
  many people in each others business and she doesn't want
• 33:08
  people in her business. I mean, I get it.
• 33:10
  I don't know, she just has this attitude and I can't even say
• 33:13
  it's a shitty attitude because it's a teenage girl attitude.
• 33:15
  I'm sure I had the exact same attitude, but the way that she
• 33:23
  just like talking. I don't know, like maybe I want
• 33:26
  to do this, Like I'm not really sure and she just looks high and
• 33:34
  Probably painfully sober. Do you really think so?
• 33:37
  Like do you think that she did not drink with those friends?
• 33:40
  Think she got stoned or anything.
• 33:42
  I think she was pretty straight laced, but she did, you know?
• 33:47
  This episode made me question. I'm not going to say that she's
• 33:51
  doing drugs. She's abusing drugs.
• 33:55
  OK, so. I'm just curious after that
• 33:57
  couch interview with her. I'm very curious actually.
• 34:00
  After Doctor Guido wraps up his conversation with these parents,
• 34:12
  was getting a little, oh, I had a little God.
• 34:14
  What did she say? That she was, like, nervous?
• 34:17
  Oh, yeah. Janelle says that she was
• 34:19
  nervous about meeting the teachers because the kids talk
• 34:26
  the desk. She's like squeaking her ass out
• 34:44
  As a man of a certain age, I don't think I'd be sliding out
• 34:51
  OK, Like, hit me, baby one more time.
• 34:53
  Maybe the oh, Janelle, Can you imagine?
• 34:55
  Janelle, don't hit me baby one more time.
• 34:57
  But yeah, she did get out of a chair or a desk and it was
• 35:02
  filmed and we watched. It.
• 35:04
  Why did they do that to her? I know the editors on the show
• 35:09
  Would you stop to her over and over again?
• 35:11
  And it's painful to watch and I'm sure that it's uncomfortable
• 35:20
  teacher conferences too? Like sit them in the desks like
• 35:22
  they're about to get their knuckles rapped by the teacher.
• 35:25
  Like, you don't need to be
• 35:28
  having adults sit in these desks, you're setting them up
• 35:31
  for failure. At least it wasn't an elementary
• 35:34
  school desk like it was for high
• 35:37
  But Janelle is not a tiny person
• 35:45
  and I don't want to shame her about it.
• 35:47
  I do just feel bad for her that it was left in the fucking clip
• 35:51
  like they didn't. Need to do that to.
• 35:52
  Her unbelievable. Even in high school, I didn't
• 35:54
  know where to put my elbows in
• 35:57
  then you get these adults and somebody like that's larger
• 36:01
  sitting there and it's like they
• 36:06
  before that happened. Yeah, it was unnecessary.
• 36:09
  It was odd. They do that so often, though,
• 36:13
  and I feel like specifically to her, and it's like, what are
• 36:15
  you trying to do? Like, they've made it seem like
• 36:17
  they were friends with the producer and like all of the
• 36:20
  camera people over the show over
• 36:25
  But, you know, some of this stuff has to be intentional.
• 36:28
  And we joke a lot about the producers not being intentional
• 36:31
  and kind of just like being shitty at stuff.
• 36:34
  And they're getting lucky about things falling together
• 36:36
  sometimes. But there's things like this
• 36:39
  that they chose to leave in and there was probably better
• 36:42
  footage that could have taken up
• 36:46
  they didn't do that. And why?
• 36:49
  I don't know, I just feel bad for her because nobody wants to
• 36:53
  see themselves trying to get out
• 36:55
  School desk. God.
• 36:58
  Now unfortunately we go from that to something even worse,
• 37:01
  which is Mckelty. I just have like so many ughs
• 37:06
  about Mckelty. I was just going to say but we
• 37:08
  get to go to Miss Rules class and Miss Rule is a big fan of
• 37:11
  Mckelty. 'S oh sorry I I blocked, I
• 37:14
  trauma blocked Mckelty's teacher
• 37:19
  talking about Mckelty. Oh God.
• 37:21
  Yeah, record scratch Mckelty's
• 37:24
  Mckelty's in the room and she's like, I want to be a world
• 37:28
  famous fashion designer when I
• 37:32
  This really? Dramatic shift and the way that
• 37:35
  she talks about like string coming together to make a shirt.
• 37:39
  Now, did you write these quotes down?
• 37:40
  Because the one that I know is
• 37:43
  make a glorious dress. And I vomited in my mouth.
• 37:48
  She's like, you can have these
• 37:51
  these strings come together and just make like a fabulous
• 37:56
  shirt. I'm pretty sure that's what she
• 37:58
  said. And she was just speaking very
• 38:04
  than they were because they're part of the fashion world.
• 38:08
  World. Whenever I see her I just hear
• 38:14
  And then she talks. She's like, I want to be like
• 38:16
  Versace when I grow up. Versace.
• 38:18
  And she says all of this in her oddly dramatic tone, which she
• 38:26
  maybe it would have like, knocked it into like a normal
• 38:29
  place. Oh, Mckelty.
• 38:31
  Love you Mckelty. Well, Miss Rule does love her.
• 38:36
  You can put her in a group with anyone and she can talk to
• 38:39
  anyone. I don't doubt that.
• 38:43
  What a nightmare. I'm just like imagining Mckelty
• 38:46
  talking all day every day to everyone.
• 38:48
  Oh God. Yep, more tragic speaking.
• 38:52
  I agree. Yeah, she's a mess.
• 38:54
  She's terrible. Yeah.
• 38:56
  And she's one person I don't mind talking shit about when
• 38:59
  they're a minor. She's like in high school.
• 39:02
  And I'm like you should just give up on all your dreams
• 39:04
  because none of them are coming true.
• 39:05
  But I'm glad you are delusional enough to think that you could
• 39:19
  like. When you did that, I just had a
• 39:23
  visual of a school bus, like driving into a tree and like
• 39:26
  Mckelty's in it, and I'm like, yay.
• 39:28
  Oh no. Yeah, well, she didn't die.
• 39:31
  She. Was.
• 39:31
  Horribly deformed from the accident.
• 39:33
  Like Regina George. I'm going to be a world.
• 39:39
  Famous designer neck brace. Oh, I'm a Kelty.
• 39:42
  She gets the bedazzler out, comes back to.
• 39:45
  School and her neck brace is literally just bedazzled.
• 39:47
  Did you see my neck brace? Did you see my neck brace?
• 39:50
  And the teacher's like, she can talk to anyone and everyone's
• 39:52
  like. Stop talking to selling these
• 39:54
  online. If it was today, I've got my
• 40:00
  neck prices on Etsy. Oh my God.
• 40:02
  Okay, now this was when Janelle actually talked about being
• 40:07
  nervous about meeting the teacher.
• 40:08
  Sorry I blew my load early. You know what's to be expected.
• 40:13
  Now Robyn has another moving
• 40:16
  moment. I was almost brought to tears
• 40:19
  for the first time in this episode because she really
• 40:21
  touched me in places that I don't want Robyn to touch me.
• 40:26
  And she's talking about the teachers going home after the
• 40:30
  parent teacher conferences and
• 40:32
  polygamist family. And I don't know that I got it
• 40:36
  word for word. Do you know if you did?
• 40:38
  Robyn would like to be a family on the wall when they go home
• 40:41
  and talk to their spouses at the
• 40:45
  Is that what you're talking about?
• 40:46
  Yes, but. Oh God.
• 40:48
  You do a better Robyn voice than
• 40:50
  This is the problem. I'd like to be a fly on the wall
• 40:54
  when the teachers go home to hear what they have to say to
• 40:58
  their wives and husbands about
• 41:02
  And I was like, loser. She specifically said wives and
• 41:07
  husbands. There's no way.
• 41:08
  She said yeah, she couldn't. She doesn't know the word spouse
• 41:11
  like. In my mind, making her smarter.
• 41:13
  I know it's just the other, just
• 41:16
  It was the other way where I said it smarter and you were
• 41:18
  like no, no, no. But then she does her her shrug
• 41:22
  with her two hands up in the air.
• 41:24
  The did I do that shrug? And then she goes.
• 41:27
  What an idiot. I'm just saying, yeah.
• 41:30
  I'm just. Saying.
• 41:31
  I'm just saying. Oh God.
• 41:34
  There's something that needs to be pushed down a flight of
• 41:36
  stairs immediately. She thinks so highly of herself.
• 41:41
  Oh yeah, and the fame of this family and the fact that they're
• 41:47
  polygamous and they're weird that everyone just must go home
• 41:51
  and talk about them. Of course you are not the center
• 41:56
  of the God damn universe. Robyn.
• 42:00
  She literally acts like that and
• 42:04
  shrugging and the fake dramatic motion that she made when she
• 42:09
  said it. This right now, yes.
• 42:10
  And the way she puts her chin up and out.
• 42:13
  Yep. It's like a cartoon character.
• 42:26
  Everybody wants to talk about me
• 42:30
  God, Robyn. It's like you're the star of
• 42:33
  your own story. Like yes, you got ATV show and
• 42:36
  yes, you're part of a weird family dynamic, but you're not
• 42:42
  the center of the I don't. Think it's quite hit Robyn in
• 42:45
  the jugular yet? How many Americans will hate
• 42:49
  her? How many people around the world
• 42:51
  will hate her? Is Robyn perhaps the most hated
• 42:54
  person in the world? Yeah.
• 42:57
  Well, we've got a president who might be hated a little more
• 43:00
  these days, but Robyn, it's Robyn.
• 43:03
  But what about of all of the, like, multitudes and majority of
• 43:08
  the people that just don't give a fuck, right?
• 43:11
  Or know who you are, right? And she just seems to think that
• 43:17
  it's like she's going to sneeze in a Kleenex and someone's
• 43:20
  going to want to buy it from her all of a sudden, like.
• 43:23
  Doodle it on her graph paper and
• 43:28
  inspired necklace. For.
• 43:30
  Fans. Maybe I could get the house
• 43:33
  instead of selling my body on the street.
• 43:35
  I could sell my dirty underwear online on eBay.
• 43:39
  Robyn's eBay account is Miss Penny Huffer.
• 43:44
  That's giving her too much credit.
• 43:45
  She wouldn't have even thought
• 43:48
  like that. No, you're right.
• 43:49
  It would have been called like
• 43:53
  It's like use panties. Oh my gosh.
• 43:55
  Oh, I was going to go somewhere real bad with that.
• 43:58
  I won't go there. It's.
• 43:59
  OK, this is an NC 17 podcast. Put your children to bed,
• 44:03
  listeners. I was going to say she she only
• 44:06
  sells the ones online that the
• 44:11
  Well, Robyn has earned enough shit stains from us.
• 44:14
  This shit stains in her underwear that look like Jesus.
• 44:16
  She sells them on eBay. Squint this shit stain looks.
• 44:20
  Like Jesus? Whoa, we are off the rails.
• 44:26
  See this, This episode has literally caused me to have a
• 44:29
  TBI like I, I barely survived it
• 44:33
  We're going to have a little break here and we're going to
• 44:35
  come back with Mona, Ricky, Mona.
• 44:39
  Well, she's not in the first moments of this, but Mona makes
• 44:43
  her return, which I'm very excited about.
• 44:46
  Meri is telling us that Mona Ricky called her to tell her.
• 44:51
  Oh God, you guys, this is I need
• 44:55
  We are reliving history right now.
• 44:58
  A monumental moment in sister wife's history on this podcast.
• 45:03
  This episode will go down in infamy because we finally get
• 45:09
  our first reference to Meri's wet bar.
• 45:13
  This is a big dull the wet bar
• 45:19
  we're finally being introduced
• 45:21
  It's so exciting. Oh, it's come up before, but not
• 45:24
  like this, darlin. Oh, did it already come up?
• 45:27
  It did. Oh, damn it.
• 45:28
  Sorry everybody. To break it to you.
• 45:32
  This podcast. No, this is the first time where
• 45:37
  it becomes like a huge. Thing Oh, that's right, she's
• 45:41
  referenced it, but now it's going to be a big dough.
• 45:46
  Now Mona calls Meri to tell her she can't have the hobby room
• 45:50
  and the pantry off of the kitchen without having the fifth
• 45:54
  bedroom in her house. Now we have discussed this
• 45:58
  before because remember we were talking about how Janelle's
• 46:00
  like, how can I cut every room
• 46:03
  How can I trim it down to the bare bones?
• 46:05
  How can I have one bedroom and 1
• 46:07
  It's like, girl, there's a floor
• 46:10
  You pick the four or five bedroom option.
• 46:12
  Like that's pretty much probably
• 46:15
  out she can't have her hobby room and pantry off the kitchen
• 46:22
  without doing the five bedroom
• 46:25
  Now I'm wondering if in the four
• 46:28
  a hobby room and some storage for some food.
• 46:31
  Probably not probably not. That's probably not a
• 46:34
  possibility. But really, it's about the web
• 46:38
  bar. She is just like, I need this
• 46:41
  wet bar to be able to entertain and I love to have people in my
• 46:45
  home and I need to have this to entertain.
• 46:47
  And now I'm questioning the money thing in the kids versus
• 46:51
  rooms and it's like, girl. I need a wet bar.
• 46:58
  Or you could just save the money
• 47:04
  after. Well, yeah, yeah, that could be
• 47:08
  an option. Or she could just walk her dumb
• 47:10
  ass the six feet to the kitchen sink because what we find out is
• 47:16
  it's like. It's like in the kitchen.
• 47:18
  Yeah, like. It's insane.
• 47:21
  It's the dumbest thing ever. And OK, if you have the four
• 47:27
  bedroom option, one of those 4 rooms can be your fucking hobby
• 47:33
  room. Yeah, that's what I'm saying
• 47:35
  like. Why does the hobby room have to
• 47:38
  be like off of the back of your kitchen and pantry, right?
• 47:42
  I don't understand it. What are you going to be doing?
• 47:46
  Are you going to be deciding
• 47:48
  that each of those rooms, you're
• 47:52
  exchange student all of a sudden
• 47:56
  this and we don't know about it, but you're going to be housing
• 47:59
  people in those other rooms like.
• 48:02
  She's like, we don't have enough
• 48:03
  We need to house strangers. Like what is happening here?
• 48:07
  Any sane person would be like,
• 48:13
  I can change things afterwards.
• 48:16
  Well, true. You know, plumbing, it's not
• 48:19
  easy to just actually put in a wet bar, to be fair.
• 48:22
  Like, you don't just Plumb in a wet bar.
• 48:24
  They don't have basements. It's the desert.
• 48:26
  It's slab. But I want to remind us of a
• 48:31
  comment we got on an episode where someone was pointing out
• 48:40
  the magical water that's going to turn you into a beer person
• 48:47
  heard somewhere that she really wanted this.
• 48:49
  For entertaining, yes, but for entertaining so that they could
• 48:52
  literally hawk product? Oh my God.
• 48:54
  Which I'm also going like what you can have people in your
• 48:57
  house and hawk product from the kitchen because the kitchen
• 48:59
  itself is big. It has an island or a bar.
• 49:02
  It's got all this stuff. Why does she need another bar?
• 49:09
  She's glommed onto this idea and now she can't get it out of her
• 49:12
  head and she thinks she needs it.
• 49:14
  You don't need it even to like hockey or dumb a weird drink mix
• 49:22
  My God, she can't. Get it out of her head because
• 49:27
  turning it into a plot line, and the viewer literally has no
• 49:33
  idea. Yeah, it's just very bizarre.
• 49:36
  And they're giving the viewer more reasons to hate her and
• 49:39
  like not giving the full story and that.
• 49:42
  It's just very weird. Well, I suspect it's really
• 49:45
  about how if you start doing business on a show, I mean,
• 49:49
  there's like the Bethany Frankel Claus, which is like if you're
• 49:59
  And that's why I also think that my sister wife's closet is not
• 50:06
  because I think they were worried about naming rights and
• 50:10
  things like that. But you are right that do not
• 50:14
  actually talk about the real reason she wants a whip or let's
• 50:21
  can sell shitty goods. It just makes her look even
• 50:25
  crazier. Yeah, insane.
• 50:25
  And like, she could just say I sell products as later on in the
• 50:33
  I sell clothing on an online boutique or something.
• 50:36
  Like you could just say we sell products from home.
• 50:39
  I mean, yeah, it's not the end of the world.
• 50:41
  They could easily have added it in and said something, some sort
• 50:47
  show that we don't know this because it makes her.
• 50:49
  Look selfish as fuck just. We're gonna get some really,
• 50:53
  really good material out of this, including where we get
• 50:56
  these flashbacks to Janelle gilting Meri for the big home
• 51:00
  and her reckless spending, which I love.
• 51:04
  Janelle gives so many looks right now.
• 51:07
  And it's it happened more I feel like with Robyn at the beginning
• 51:19
  staring. She's picked something in the
• 51:21
  room and she's looking at it and it starts with Blase and it ends
• 51:29
  And it's fun to watch that transition happen.
• 51:31
  This is when we find out that they get an equal budget.
• 51:36
  Yeah, Kody shows up at Meri's house after Sigmona told me that
• 51:40
  I can only have that. I need 5 bedrooms to have a web
• 51:44
  bar and Kody's like, so in other
• 51:49
  need the fifth bedroom. And I'm like, in other words,
• 51:52
  these people. So yeah, Kody says that they're
• 51:55
  going to distribute the money equally for each wife with their
• 52:00
  home. You know, rocket science, I
• 52:02
  guess. And this is where I looked at
• 52:04
  you and I said my opinion. I feel like it is beginning to
• 52:08
  change because Janelle talks about how she began to worry
• 52:14
  that she would be put out and not have the budget for a room
• 52:18
  or other things that she really needed because of what someone
• 52:22
  else wants in the family. Due to the equality of budget.
• 52:26
  Like she has a whole brood of children to take care of and
• 52:29
  Meri has one kid. And then right after Janelle
• 52:33
  makes this comment about, OK, like the seriousness of like,
• 52:37
  needing to budget for having enough bedrooms, of course, Meri
• 52:42
  just makes a comment again right
• 52:47
  Just completely ignores what Janelle says about being worried
• 52:51
  about having to, you know, go without a room.
• 52:55
  My wet bar and below. It's like you fucking tone deaf
• 52:58
  bitch. Shut up.
• 53:00
  My wet bar. Literally in like the same clip
• 53:05
  right after and I was like, there was no editing that in.
• 53:08
  They didn't do that. That wasn't editing gold.
• 53:12
  She's just that fucking clueless
• 53:15
  mind about her wet bar right now.
• 53:18
  And this is where my tone started shifting.
• 53:21
  I know I've said it that I feel like Meri deserves an equal
• 53:24
  budget and it's not fair to give her less because she has less
• 53:27
  kids. But I think I'm going to change
• 53:30
  my stance because I think as a mom, like with children, if I
• 53:35
  was in a situation like this I'd be like so you think my fucking
• 53:40
  kids should go without because you want a wet bar in a craft
• 53:43
  room right? Like shove it where the sun
• 53:48
  don't shine. Right, like the four bedroom MC
• 53:50
  mansion isn't enough for you when you're 1, kid.
• 53:52
  It's just as weird. And it's like they've teed it up
• 54:01
  actually just kind of being a tone deaf bitch.
• 54:04
  Like it's ridiculous. You guys are supposed to work
• 54:06
  together. You're supposed to be a family
• 54:10
  being selfish, so selfish. I'm like one of those rooms can
• 54:13
  easily be your craft room or your hobby room, as she's
• 54:16
  calling it. Yeah, Hobby.
• 54:18
  And as far as the wet bar, when they actually get into like one
• 54:22
  of the houses and show us where it's at, it is a literally a 12
• 54:27
  step from the kitchen sink. Yeah, totally.
• 54:31
  It is literally. Around the corner.
• 54:33
  From the kitchen Peninsula or whatever.
• 54:35
  Like it's insane. It's insane.
• 54:38
  And it's also like. A four foot wide bar with a sink
• 54:43
  now this is the model home. Maybe Meri will end up with a
• 54:46
  different wet bar. We can't predict the future.
• 54:48
  This is true. It could be she's like I don't
• 54:52
  I need the mega wet. Bar I need the one that I have
• 54:57
  Next to the kitchen. Like insane.
• 55:00
  Insane. So at this point, the adults
• 55:03
  meet. They venture over to meet the
• 55:06
  builders at a model home to discuss these ticky techy homes
• 55:10
  they pulled out of a catalog and they're going to discuss
• 55:15
  what their options are. I noted that the one of the
• 55:19
  builders or one of the presidents, the president, the
• 55:25
  So Pinnacle Homes, I'm only saying the name because I
• 55:28
  noticed it. Pinnacle Homes.
• 55:31
  Kody summarizes the whole fifth bedroom wet bar debacle about
• 55:37
  how it's so funny. Because it's I don't know if it
• 55:40
  is. Editing but it's like they're
• 55:41
  all standing around in this house, like all of the adults,
• 55:50
  Meri just brought it. She just dropped her load on me
• 55:52
  today. She just shit in my pants and it
• 55:56
  We got to talk about it, sell it, to pray for these holes,
• 55:59
  Meri. Needs a wet bars.
• 56:01
  Robyn, where's your? Shit steamed anywhere, Oh my.
• 56:06
  God, He. Literally says too.
• 56:09
  He's like this. Is just the thing that I got to
• 56:11
  get out of the way because it came up today and we got to get
• 56:14
  this out of the way. We got to handle this first.
• 56:16
  So why can't we have the wet bar?
• 56:19
  Without the fifth bedroom, but. Of course.
• 56:21
  Oh no, I Janelle. If looks could kill.
• 56:25
  Yeah, Oh. Man, poor Janelle.
• 56:27
  She's. Literally staring off and just
• 56:31
  you're going to ask these builders.
• 56:33
  About right is her wet bar. There's four wives. 1.
• 56:37
  Husband, they're building 4. Homes.
• 56:38
  And the first question is about Meri's fucking wet BA.
• 56:42
  How wet? And everyone's wondering why.
• 56:46
  She's getting pissed. I feel like she's wondering why
• 56:50
  everyone isn't. Sensitive to her things.
• 56:52
  And it's like, bitch, come on, there are 723 children in this
• 56:59
  And you're talking about your goddamn wet bar.
• 57:01
  Yeah, no, I mean, everyone's wondering why Janelle's getting.
• 57:04
  And they're like looking at her like she's the fucking crazy
• 57:07
  one. And it's like, I see what you
• 57:09
  mean. Yeah, no.
• 57:11
  The builders do let them. Know that they would need to.
• 57:14
  Draft an entire other floor plan
• 57:18
  the fifth bedroom, which once again, I'm going to say ticky
• 57:21
  tacky. Ticky tacky.
• 57:22
  I get it, people live in tract
• 57:25
  called. I don't know.
• 57:26
  But there's something about not picking a house out of a like
• 57:32
  catalog that allows you to build
• 57:34
  But whatever, I don't know what to say.
• 57:38
  I've never built a home. If I did, I would not like for
• 57:40
  someone to tell me that I could only have my wet bar with my
• 57:43
  fifth bedroom. I would want my wet bar with a
• 57:45
  three bedroom home. That's why I'm saying like save
• 57:48
  the. Money and I know plumbing isn't
• 57:52
  easy to add in later, but like
• 57:58
  something else with that portion
• 58:03
  a better kitchen or a. Better entertaining.
• 58:06
  Kitchen with a bigger island. Or there's just different ways
• 58:10
  that she could have swung this
• 58:15
  it's just a dumb decision to get
• 58:18
  She's so hung up on it I could
• 58:21
  about wanting to have 5. Bedrooms for like resale.
• 58:24
  Like if all of the other homes
• 58:26
  5 bedrooms and it's like, well, we're really going to have one
• 58:29
  that's four, I could see that,
• 58:33
  Just marrying her fucking wet Bah.
• 58:35
  She's at wet Bah somebody. Says.
• 58:39
  The builders. Didn't bat an eye about us being
• 58:42
  a plural family. Who's somebody?
• 58:47
  I don't. Know is it Robyn?
• 58:50
  And I just thought. They've been hearing.
• 58:53
  About your dumb asses needing these houses for two fucking
• 58:57
  years, trust me, they know you're a plural family.
• 59:00
  That's why they're not. Batting an eye, the first clue
• 59:03
  was when the camera crew. Showed up and said we're filming
• 59:06
  A polygamist family that you already know because you've had
• 59:09
  to accept their offers and you've had to deal with their
• 59:11
  craziness already. Robyn, we need this many lots
• 59:15
  next to each other. Please don't sell any of these
• 59:18
  lots. We've got this crazy polygamist
• 59:20
  family and we need 4 lots. Like they didn't even bat an
• 59:24
  eye. They didn't.
• 59:24
  Even bat an eye. Like Oh my God, again with the
• 59:29
  center of the God damn universe,
• 59:31
  her eye. Someone should take a.
• 59:33
  Bat to her eye. Now with this, Meri couldn't.
• 59:39
  Meri does not miss an. Opportunity to get emotional
• 59:41
  when? Talking about the struggle of
• 59:43
  having one child, about the budget, about her wet ma.
• 59:48
  And Janelle looks pissed. She just looks so pissed and I
• 59:52
  don't. Blame her.
• 59:53
  And Meri says when it came back that I would need to have so
• 59:57
  many bedrooms. You have no idea how many times
• 1:00:01
  I cried. It was so stressful to me.
• 1:00:04
  It's like you cried so many times over the fact that you
• 1:00:08
  would need to have 5 bedrooms.
• 1:00:11
  problem. We're supposed to feel bad about
• 1:00:13
  her fertility issues and being
• 1:00:16
  My sympathy about all that has
• 1:00:20
  bitch, you are insufferable. Like this is terrible.
• 1:00:22
  Yeah, she's crying on the couch and.
• 1:00:25
  Of course, they're in an interview again.
• 1:00:27
  She's crying and she's like, if I can't have more kids and then
• 1:00:31
  these are the kids that I have, I want space for them to feel
• 1:00:35
  welcome and come over because the kids are going to care about
• 1:00:39
  your. Wet bar?
• 1:00:40
  Yep. Yep, Yep.
• 1:00:41
  And they're going to care about the bedrooms that they're not
• 1:00:43
  going to sleep. In I mean like, oh, Meri, she's
• 1:00:47
  such a mad. It's an excuse.
• 1:00:49
  It's all an excuse. And I'm like.
• 1:00:50
  Finally kind of realizing now.
• 1:00:55
  Coming from I think it, it took me a while and I was like,
• 1:00:58
  yeah, I know everyone should get an equal budget.
• 1:00:59
  But the further and further this
• 1:01:02
  and more desperate and frantic
• 1:01:07
  like, she does not give a shit
• 1:01:11
  Because if so, she would be like, no, these are my kids too,
• 1:01:15
  and I don't want them to go without.
• 1:01:16
  Yeah, you guys take 10K of my budget even and put it towards
• 1:01:20
  whatever. I don't need that wet bar.
• 1:01:23
  And before Savannah could have
• 1:01:25
  have to sleep. In the dining room, Yeah, if
• 1:01:27
  Meri just would give up her wet bar.
• 1:01:29
  Yep. Now, when you talk about how.
• 1:01:31
  Crazy she looked this. Is where I noted how her
• 1:01:34
  eyebrows and her makeup and her hair make her look like a bad
• 1:01:39
  drag queen or perhaps a melting mannequin.
• 1:01:43
  Like it's insane. It's a real awful her appearance
• 1:01:47
  is. Noteworthy.
• 1:01:50
  I wrote down here her. Hair.
• 1:01:53
  Her hair and her hair's own budget.
• 1:01:55
  Yes, she her hair definitely has
• 1:01:57
  You know that. If she saved.
• 1:02:01
  The money. From frying the shit out of her
• 1:02:04
  hair that she does like all the time and saved her skin budget
• 1:02:09
  for those shitty spray tans and tanning beds for maybe even two
• 1:02:14
  months. She could probably have her wet
• 1:02:16
  bar. Yeah, she could forgo the.
• 1:02:19
  Wet bar and. Fund Maddie's schooling and
• 1:02:23
  Maddie could do her hair. Oh God, in the wet bar.
• 1:02:26
  Well, no, never. It's right.
• 1:02:27
  Because she wouldn't have the wet bar.
• 1:02:29
  See, I'm not good at the math with all of this, but Meri
• 1:02:32
  spends a lot of money on frying that hair and frying that skin,
• 1:02:34
  and we have to see it every ounce of that spray tan.
• 1:02:38
  Has settled into a wrinkle, and it's just showing every
• 1:02:44
  wrinkle, showing every. Bump on her.
• 1:02:45
  Face and every crack and nook and cranny gaping pour.
• 1:02:55
  Every imperfection on her face.
• 1:02:56
  Is like. Cheeto dust all over it and
• 1:03:00
  these eyebrows that are oddly shaped and thin but yet are not
• 1:03:07
  like pencil. Thin so.
• 1:03:09
  It's like a weird thin choice. And the hair and just the way
• 1:03:14
  that she holds her face to is like Meri, you know?
• 1:03:17
  Like there's something about her chin and her nest.
• 1:03:19
  And then when she's in constant tears over her fifth bedroom in
• 1:03:24
  the wet. Bar and it's like.
• 1:03:26
  Bitch, you look insane. The furrowed brow.
• 1:03:29
  Yeah, it's. Accentuated by the dark weird
• 1:03:32
  tan, it makes it look like a cartoon character with like
• 1:03:38
  those big eyebrow like deep lines above the brow.
• 1:03:42
  Like the expression lines are very exaggerated because of this
• 1:03:48
  Now I think I might have a. Direct quote here from Meri
• 1:03:52
  Brown. I don't want to be judged for
• 1:03:55
  having the extra rooms. I don't need the room and I'm
• 1:04:00
  like Oh my God, did you just say that out loud?
• 1:04:03
  And then immediately they showed Janelle and she is seething
• 1:04:07
  inside. You can just tell that she is
• 1:04:09
  ready to jump off the couch and be like bitch, you're dumb as
• 1:04:12
  fuck. You just said you don't even
• 1:04:13
  need the room so why are you even worried about this?
• 1:04:16
  She literally came out and said that she didn't need the room.
• 1:04:29
  It's so. True.
• 1:04:30
  Awful. And I was.
• 1:04:32
  Totally team. Janelle in.
• 1:04:33
  All of these exchanges. Because it was like scary.
• 1:04:36
  Get a grip we. Get.
• 1:04:39
  I don't. Know probably one of the best
• 1:04:41
  quotes of this episode, and there's been a lot of them.
• 1:04:44
  It's just kind of the cards. That we were dealt with.
• 1:04:48
  The kids in the homes and we just do the best with what we
• 1:04:53
  can with it and then we get her face I.
• 1:04:57
  Wrote down what the actual. Fuck, like what does this even
• 1:05:13
  cards to get what she wants because she is throwing in,
• 1:05:18
  well, we're just dealt these cards like with how many kids I
• 1:05:22
  couldn't have, and now we're just dealt these cards with
• 1:05:24
  these homes that we're going to have to get.
• 1:05:28
  She has no control. Over any of it.
• 1:05:31
  She's the victim of all. These circumstances.
• 1:05:34
  Of her 5th. Bedroom in the wet box.
• 1:05:37
  Oh my God, it's out of control. It.
• 1:05:40
  Really got out of control now another.
• 1:05:42
  Reason that you guys are glad that this is an audio.
• 1:05:45
  Only podcast at this point is because I noticed now what Meri
• 1:05:48
  was wearing and it was a blue tank top with floral ruffles
• 1:05:55
  going across her torso layered over a pink tight shirt long
• 1:06:01
  sleeve that was so tight and thin fabric that it made her
• 1:06:07
  arms look like sausages dead. And I don't know what those I
• 1:06:12
  don't. Do do those.
• 1:06:13
  Shirts have a. Name this sausage casings.
• 1:06:16
  It was like, girl, they're. Garments.
• 1:06:19
  It's the garment that they have to wear under their stuff.
• 1:06:23
  Well, I don't think it's the actual Mormon underwear.
• 1:06:26
  Because it's pink. And like, yeah, like it's just
• 1:06:31
  I think for the garment. Though I think that they
• 1:06:35
  mentioned that, but I think that these long like tight sleeve
• 1:06:39
  shirts that they wear under stuff a lot is there like way of
• 1:06:47
  I just don't know why the. Choice needs to be like static
• 1:06:56
  Anything. For her, other than making.
• 1:06:57
  Her look like a bag of crap and I was like, Oh my God, Meri, I'm
• 1:07:03
  Do not wear light pink leggings, Do not wear tan or beige
• 1:07:08
  leggings and do not wear them especially with no long shirt or
• 1:07:14
  That when someone else is walking up on your ass in
• 1:07:17
  Walmart, they think you're naked.
• 1:07:19
  OK. Yeah, because that's what this
• 1:07:23
  Far away, it would be one of those odd, weird things where
• 1:07:26
  you think someone's naked and they're not, or you're like,
• 1:07:28
  God, her arms are awfully pink. And then you're like, oh, she's
• 1:07:30
  wearing a. Shirt she did have a tank top
• 1:07:32
  over so I wouldn't have thought she was naked.
• 1:07:34
  But it is very weird and not yeah needed.
• 1:07:37
  Then I don't know. Usually they go for white so.
• 1:07:42
  Yeah, you're right, Pink. Was a weird choice.
• 1:07:44
  It's just there's been a few moments in this.
• 1:07:47
  Episode. Where she's wearing the layers
• 1:07:54
  It is sausage casing and it's terrible.
• 1:07:57
  I will say I think that in. This episode I did notice that
• 1:08:07
  Oh, sure, yeah, they've gained some of their weight.
• 1:08:10
  Back from the gym? Yeah.
• 1:08:12
  From the polygamy. What was the name that Kody was
• 1:08:15
  like? Fundamentalist fitness.
• 1:08:17
  Fundamentalist fitness. Fitness Fundamentals.
• 1:08:19
  It's like, Oh my. God.
• 1:08:21
  Returning back to the model home.
• 1:08:24
  Christine asks how. Long until we can move in and
• 1:08:27
  they say 5 months from breaking ground and they also say that
• 1:08:31
  they can start building as soon as they make their selections.
• 1:08:37
  As soon as that happens they can start breaking ground and then
• 1:08:43
  blah blah blah from the builders about how you know oh I only
• 1:08:45
  have one wife and trying to make choices is hard enough.
• 1:08:48
  I can't imagine having 4 ha ha ha ha ha and I was like.
• 1:08:52
  Who cares? Yeah.
• 1:08:53
  They do say though, that if they.
• 1:08:55
  Got the decisions they could start and have builders there
• 1:08:59
  within a week. Like immediately start building
• 1:09:02
  they just have to make their. Decisions just get your dumb ass
• 1:09:07
  Stamp on that five bedroom. House with a hobby room and a
• 1:09:11
  pantry and a wet bar. Just quit Hemming and hot and
• 1:09:15
  let the bitch do it already. She's a simple woman, simple
• 1:09:18
  taste. Modest, meek and humble.
• 1:09:21
  Selfless with a really, really bad hair and makeup.
• 1:09:27
  Cut to Janelle's house and everyone's getting ready to
• 1:09:31
  attend Logan's high school graduation now This is why I was
• 1:09:43
  What's the answer to? This is of celebrate.
• 1:09:46
  I don't know. Yeah, as we move on or what's?
• 1:09:55
  Vitamin C or. Orange Peels or whatever her
• 1:10:01
  name is. I hated that whole thing because
• 1:10:04
  And I'm like, you know, you're
• 1:10:08
  That song came out when we were moving from.
• 1:10:10
  Our like very first house when
• 1:10:13
  Montana as children, and that song, every time it would come
• 1:10:19
  on the radio, my sister would just start bawling and crying
• 1:10:21
  and run away. Sorry, she could not.
• 1:10:24
  Handle it Vitamin C. Gives me.
• 1:10:26
  Mckelty vibes not into. It does tacky.
• 1:10:32
  So now everyone's bustling around Janelle's house, getting
• 1:10:35
  ready to go to Logan's high school graduation.
• 1:10:38
  You know, there's Hemming, hiing, yelling, screaming, blah
• 1:10:40
  blah blah. She tells us that they took a
• 1:10:43
  vacation and got back yesterday.
• 1:10:45
  And so Kody's also filling us in a little bit that, you know, the
• 1:10:53
  specifically. Maybe Janelle was a little LAX
• 1:10:58
  sensitive to being told that she needed to provide more details.
• 1:11:02
  Like little, who the fuck cares.
• 1:11:04
  But then it turns out later, oh,
• 1:11:08
  really need to provide as many
• 1:11:11
  people because they're the Browns.
• 1:11:12
  They apparently don't know how a
• 1:11:15
  Yeah, they've. Never been to a graduation.
• 1:11:18
  I guess it is their first child.
• 1:11:20
  It's their first child graduating, but come on.
• 1:11:22
  Everybody kind of knows how to. They have so many siblings of
• 1:11:26
  their own. Shut up.
• 1:11:27
  They have all been to at least one graduation.
• 1:11:29
  I mean, Robyn barely grew up in polygamy.
• 1:11:32
  And Christine is the only one that really did so she would be
• 1:11:35
  the one that you could maybe go all right, like maybe you never
• 1:11:38
  went to a public school graduation.
• 1:11:40
  Even I find that hard to believe.
• 1:11:42
  So I don't know. But Kody tells Janelle that she
• 1:11:46
  needs. To clarify.
• 1:11:47
  For the adults, and she interprets it as a personal
• 1:11:50
  attack, blah, blah, blah. And this was where I was going.
• 1:11:55
  Oh my God, I could never survive
• 1:11:57
  in this house because they yell so much.
• 1:12:00
  There's so much yelling. Get ready.
• 1:12:02
  Do this, blah, blah, blah. Change your pants, change your
• 1:12:05
  hair, change your face. Lose some weight.
• 1:12:07
  Logan in a ditch? Logan's hanging.
• 1:12:11
  Two shirts. Over.
• 1:12:13
  The edge of the stairs, like down the center of the stairs,
• 1:12:17
  yelling which one? And Janelle's like yelling up
• 1:12:20
  that one. Like the one that looks nicer.
• 1:12:23
  And it's like you are literally getting ready for your
• 1:12:26
  graduation and you didn't have
• 1:12:28
  you were going to wear. It is things like that that kind
• 1:12:31
  of blow my mind. We have to leave in 15 minutes.
• 1:12:33
  Hunter's always late. Because he procrastinates and
• 1:12:35
  takes a long time to do his hair.
• 1:12:37
  He takes longer to do his hair
• 1:12:39
  And I'm like, my God, this whole
• 1:12:42
  Giving me not. Real anxiety, but like the kind
• 1:12:45
  of feel of like I would be the
• 1:12:48
  here anymore, I can't deal with this.
• 1:12:49
  It's too much. Just chaos.
• 1:12:51
  Yeah, you were. You made it nice by saying
• 1:12:55
  bustling around. I was going to say like pure and
• 1:12:58
  utter chaos, madness, madness for sure.
• 1:13:01
  Now we do get an. Update also from Robyn here
• 1:13:04
  about her plan to attend the high school graduation of Mr.
• 1:13:08
  Logan. She says her plan is to
• 1:13:10
  intentionally get there late because Solomon, Solomon,
• 1:13:16
  because Solomon cries a lot. She's got a little colicky baby,
• 1:13:21
  little Sol, little Solomon, little King Solomon cries and
• 1:13:25
  cries and cries and cries. And so she's going to leave late
• 1:13:28
  to get there late. And you pointed out something
• 1:13:30
  that I thought was rather interesting about this plan from
• 1:13:33
  the beginning. Well, Janelle had told Robyn
• 1:13:36
  that it was going. To be a four or five hour
• 1:13:38
  ceremony. So that is why Robyn decided,
• 1:13:41
  OK, if it's a long ceremony, I'm
• 1:13:45
  And my initial thought was, OK
• 1:13:50
  Brown. You're going to be at the
• 1:13:52
  beginning of the ceremony. Show up early, watch him walk
• 1:13:58
  and then leave. Don't plan on showing up late.
• 1:14:02
  It's not like their name is halfway through the alphabet or
• 1:14:05
  towards the end of the alphabet.
• 1:14:06
  Then that would have made sense. Yeah, it did not make sense to
• 1:14:12
  What was just around? Where's your your big titty
• 1:14:15
  niece? Where's all these people that
• 1:14:16
  are watching your children? Where are the people that are
• 1:14:19
  raising your kids? Leave your child with that
• 1:14:21
  person. Yeah.
• 1:14:22
  Why are you dragging your baby to this?
• 1:14:24
  And you're going to. Bring a baby late right?
• 1:14:26
  Everyone knows it's hard to show up with a baby anywhere like on
• 1:14:31
  time like anyways so leave at the normal time and you still
• 1:14:35
  will be late because of your baby.
• 1:14:37
  She's such an idiot now. Maddie's.
• 1:14:40
  Skirt comes up because, you know, it's maybe a centimeter
• 1:14:43
  above her kneecap or some sort of thing where Janelle is
• 1:14:47
  convinced that Kody is going to be upset about Maddie's skirt
• 1:14:52
  because it's what a hooker would wear.
• 1:14:55
  Hooker. That's what a street Walker
• 1:14:57
  would. Wear a common whore.
• 1:14:59
  And Logan's like, it's not a party skirt, it's a pencil
• 1:15:04
  skirt. He literally steps in and he's
• 1:15:08
  Yeah. It's not a party dress, it's a
• 1:15:13
  Yeah, which was the style of this.
• 1:15:16
  Time. Like you'd wear pencil skirt out
• 1:15:24
  A party skirt it makes. Me look a little easy.
• 1:15:27
  So I like to go with a pencil skirt, just like Maddie.
• 1:15:29
  Oh God, I take it all back. No, no.
• 1:15:35
  So anyway, stupid. Debacle over nothing.
• 1:15:37
  And it gives Kody an opportunity to talk about modesty and I
• 1:15:41
  don't know that easy to like. Yeah, I know.
• 1:15:44
  Yeah. He's awful.
• 1:15:45
  I've put. Daughters.
• 1:15:46
  To tears saying dads should never see those parts of their
• 1:15:53
  And he's talking about his. Daughters.
• 1:15:56
  Crying and putting him to tears, saying that.
• 1:16:00
  And it's like, that's OK. Are you thinking that that's
• 1:16:04
  like a good thing? Everyone's like, oh, well,
• 1:16:06
  they're girls. They're just sensitive about
• 1:16:08
  that. And it's like, well, not really.
• 1:16:12
  they're not dressing any type of
• 1:16:15
  And this is my biggest pet peeve.
• 1:16:18
  Like with young women, they're
• 1:16:22
  Well, these girls, they're being
• 1:16:25
  Very, very. Young age women in general, like
• 1:16:29
  I don't even know, like a lot of
• 1:16:32
  the first time that they noticed
• 1:16:35
  body and the age would appall you.
• 1:16:37
  And I'm just thinking of his daughters and I'm going to say
• 1:16:43
  She does. She's very young and she
• 1:16:47
  probably started growing boobs at a young age and people were
• 1:16:53
  I think they say she's a freshman this year and even she
• 1:16:57
  was wearing like a normal V-neck T-shirt that on a girl
• 1:17:03
  that's less voluptuous, you wouldn't bat an eye at.
• 1:17:07
  Now you put that T-shirt on a girl that has larger boobs and
• 1:17:20
  daughters. They're all going to have
• 1:17:21
  different bodies. They're all going to look
• 1:17:23
  different. You could put a T-shirt on
• 1:17:24
  Maddie and you could put a T-shirt on your other daughter
• 1:17:29
  And you're going to be OK with one daughter wearing it, but
• 1:17:31
  you're going to shame the other one because she has bigger
• 1:17:34
  boobs. It's like, God, it just goes
• 1:17:36
  into this whole conversation about like misogyny and
• 1:17:39
  sexualizing girls from a young age.
• 1:17:41
  And it's like, you're the one being a pervert here, like, not
• 1:17:45
  them. Agreed.
• 1:17:46
  And. To reemphasize a point that you
• 1:17:51
  had said, these girls are not walking around in like crazy
• 1:17:55
  outfits where you're like, Oh my God, a second Britney Spears
• 1:17:59
  reference for hit me baby one more time.
• 1:18:01
  That is not happening here. We are literally talking about
• 1:18:12
  Like it's ridiculous. Well, that's why I called out
• 1:18:14
  earlier too. They show.
• 1:18:15
  Maddie, she's talking about the school thing and doing hair, and
• 1:18:22
  the water with her friends. She's wearing like capris and a
• 1:18:26
  basic V-neck. And then they have to cut to the
• 1:18:31
  looking at her. Nunga nungas.
• 1:18:32
  Yeah. And I'm like, they're doing this
• 1:18:41
  provocatively. And it's like, no, she's not.
• 1:18:43
  Like she's a minor and she's high and you are.
• 1:18:47
  Filming it and putting it on television, I mean, I don't
• 1:18:51
  know. But they are like trying to make
• 1:18:55
  her and some of the other daughters seem a certain way.
• 1:18:58
  And just like, in all honesty,
• 1:19:05
  older have bigger boobs. They just do they're, you know,
• 1:19:10
  they are a little bit bigger in general and they got bigger
• 1:19:12
  boobs. And there's nothing wrong with
• 1:19:15
  that. And they're just basically
• 1:19:19
  saying like, oh. Yeah, you're being.
• 1:19:21
  Provocative and it's like they're I had a friend in high
• 1:19:24
  school that had really big boobs
• 1:19:29
  had this problem and I always felt so bad for her because me
• 1:19:32
  and her could literally buy the same shirt and people would
• 1:19:35
  treat her differently than me inside just really do feel for
• 1:19:39
  his daughters and they're making jokes about it and he's been
• 1:19:41
  oh, I made my daughter's cry because, you know, I said they
• 1:19:45
  need to go change No, they're you're shaming them for their
• 1:19:48
  bodies and they're probably already embarrassed and
• 1:19:50
  they're going through puberty and you need to let it go and
• 1:19:53
  Kody of course lacks the. Intellect or emotional
• 1:19:57
  understanding, maturity, whatever the word would be to be
• 1:20:01
  like. Oh, the real issue is.
• 1:20:04
  How men look at women, like you're saying like the way that
• 1:20:07
  men treat women, the way that society treats women.
• 1:20:11
  He can't do that. He's like, oh, I have this
• 1:20:13
  religious dogma that makes me yell at my daughters and make
• 1:20:16
  them cry. And I'm proud about it and
• 1:20:18
  talking about it on TV. Like what?
• 1:20:21
  And I got my wife over here in a
• 1:20:23
  Because she can't show her arms like.
• 1:20:29
  Meanwhile, Robyn's. Selling her?
• 1:20:30
  Jesus poop panties. On the Internet, I know like
• 1:20:33
  double standards much, Kody. Jesus, get it together.
• 1:20:37
  Oh God, oh God, it's true. Let's move on from this, even
• 1:20:42
  though we are scarred. The graduation is happening at
• 1:20:45
  UNLV at an auditorium that's big
• 1:20:50
  attendees. So yeah, it's not at a high
• 1:20:52
  school. It is at a college, university
• 1:20:55
  campus. Cool.
• 1:20:57
  Whatever. They're pointing that out
• 1:20:58
  because literally we're going to
• 1:21:02
  arrival and how she's. Unfamiliar.
• 1:21:06
  And you know, it was like finding.
• 1:21:08
  A needle in a haystack trying to
• 1:21:10
  I'm like, an auditorium is not a
• 1:21:13
  bitch. I was stopping people on the
• 1:21:15
  side of the. Road asking college students
• 1:21:18
  where it was, she was said that I was just.
• 1:21:22
  Getting this picture? We're rolling down the minivan
• 1:21:24
  window. Saul in the back crying and
• 1:21:26
  wailing and screaming and she's like, do you know where the
• 1:21:29
  blah blah blah auditorium is? And they're like, like right
• 1:21:32
  there or like take a left and she like takes a right and she's
• 1:21:37
  drive. She drives and takes a right.
• 1:21:39
  Don't worry, that's just my baby
• 1:21:42
  In the. Back there with my third grade
• 1:21:45
  education, I'm going to take a
• 1:21:48
  Sun, she goes left like, Oh my
• 1:21:52
  up and make the bed and do the
• 1:21:55
  Driving, she takes both hands off the wheel to make the bed
• 1:22:00
  she causes. An accident making a.
• 1:22:01
  Left with her hand, she's such.
• 1:22:04
  An. Idiot.
• 1:22:04
  I love that we're just making this up.
• 1:22:06
  She tries to blame Meri, though. She says Meri forgot her camera.
• 1:22:12
  back and get her camera. So I had to pick up her camera.
• 1:22:16
  God forbid she doesn't have her camera.
• 1:22:18
  To make us take 500 photos. With our chins tilted
• 1:22:21
  differently also like OK yes DSLR cameras.
• 1:22:27
  A certain kind of. Mom, certain kind of time.
• 1:22:29
  Amen. As someone who has taken a
• 1:22:32
  photograph in my day, what kind of photos do you think you're
• 1:22:35
  going to get from 1,000,000 miles away of this graduation?
• 1:22:39
  And this is not the only photo
• 1:22:42
  Going to say it gets worse. It gets even worse.
• 1:22:44
  It's like, what are you thinking
• 1:22:46
  Going to do. Anyway, whatever, because
• 1:22:49
  literally when they get into the
• 1:22:52
  nosebleeds. They are up way in the section,
• 1:22:54
  like up in the like elevated seating.
• 1:22:57
  OK, they probably could have at least gotten like a photo of
• 1:23:00
  the back of his blonde head with
• 1:23:02
  'S camera versus their cell phone cameras, which they
• 1:23:05
  attempt to do, but you know, oh,
• 1:23:08
  remember seeing if the when they were.
• 1:23:10
  Getting their diplomas if they were up on a screen, like if
• 1:23:13
  that was something you could take a photo of.
• 1:23:15
  But it's still just like, as a person who's lived a life, I can
• 1:23:24
  Of things. That are happening life moments.
• 1:23:28
  I just kind of want to shake them because I'm like, you could
• 1:23:30
  have actually just experienced
• 1:23:32
  You documented something so terribly that you're not even
• 1:23:35
  going to be able to enjoy the documentation.
• 1:23:36
  So what's the point? You have an entire camera crew
• 1:23:39
  here with you too. Like take a fucking still of the
• 1:23:41
  TV. Show this is not the only show
• 1:23:43
  where that happens, these reality shows, but they're like,
• 1:23:45
  we've got to film it and I'm like.
• 1:23:46
  They are filming it, Yeah. Like you are literally being
• 1:23:49
  filmed. Anyway, OK, sorry, tangent,
• 1:23:51
  tangent. They go back to the gym and
• 1:23:54
  they're kind of all gathering around and.
• 1:23:56
  Getting into their seats and stuff.
• 1:23:58
  And then we get some voice overs
• 1:24:02
  all of these moms raised him and all the moms deserve the
• 1:24:08
  accolades and they're shared between everyone.
• 1:24:10
  And he talks about how Christine
• 1:24:14
  Janelle was out working. Kody said this.
• 1:24:18
  Yeah, Kody, says Christine. Basically raised him while.
• 1:24:21
  Janelle worked. I totally missed that.
• 1:24:24
  That's insane. I wrote the quote down.
• 1:24:26
  Because I was like, that's kind of shit thing to say.
• 1:24:30
  Right. And even though it's kind of
• 1:24:32
  true, you don't really, I mean.
• 1:24:34
  It's way too blanket of a statement like that is not true.
• 1:24:40
  elements of truth to it. It's not completely true.
• 1:24:42
  They. Do make a point.
• 1:24:43
  Of showing Christine talking. About, you know, her bond with
• 1:24:47
  him and how close they were and how she did tutor them and she
• 1:24:54
  homeschooled them and then was a
• 1:24:58
  schools. Yeah.
• 1:24:58
  So, you know, I'm sure that they were extremely close and that
• 1:25:01
  she. Actually.
• 1:25:02
  Really has been the second mom to him if any of them you know.
• 1:25:08
  So I'm now remembering why I
• 1:25:10
  don't remember. I now remember why I don't
• 1:25:13
  remember, because during this time is.
• 1:25:15
  When they're showing that. Old footage of Logan being a
• 1:25:18
  little boy while Christine's talking about this.
• 1:25:21
  And this is where I got a little
• 1:25:23
  this episode. I'm a real man.
• 1:25:25
  I'm not afraid to cry. I'm not afraid to wear pink.
• 1:25:28
  It got me in the feels. Like he was such a good little
• 1:25:30
  cutie patootie. And they're like showing these
• 1:25:33
  old videos and photos of him as a little boy.
• 1:25:35
  And I was like, Oh my gosh, like
• 1:25:38
  little brothers. And it's just so adorable.
• 1:25:40
  And like there is a special connection between him and
• 1:25:43
  Christine. And it was great to actually
• 1:25:46
  hear her talking about that. I liked it.
• 1:25:48
  And it's funny because it's hot off the heels of everyone in
• 1:25:51
  the stands waiting for the ceremony to begin and Kody
• 1:25:53
  talking about giving Robyn directions to the fucking
• 1:25:57
  place on the phone. And it's like, Oh my God, this
• 1:26:02
  moment of Logan as a little boy. It was really cute and I think
• 1:26:09
  Because of the quote that Kody said.
• 1:26:11
  And it's like Janelle, you know, has been the working mom like
• 1:26:15
  the entire time and she's been billed as the working mom for
• 1:26:19
  this entire show. And so for him to say that and
• 1:26:26
  her, I would feel a little hurt by that statement, even if it is
• 1:26:33
  And I don't want to feel like my daycare is more of a mom to my
• 1:26:46
  because it's like you're watching Janelle like slowly get
• 1:26:54
  And I don't know, it's just kind of like Kody's just so fucking
• 1:27:00
  blanket statements where it's like, it's just, it's just
• 1:27:02
  insensitive and he needs to kind of think of his wording more.
• 1:27:05
  And he just never will. He never does.
• 1:27:07
  He never will. And they pull quotes like that
• 1:27:14
  actually did sit down and watch the episodes, because there
• 1:27:19
  would be no wonder why they. All.
• 1:27:23
  Fucking hate him so much, you know, like it would have
• 1:27:28
  happened sooner, yeah. It would have happened even
• 1:27:30
  sooner. If they had seen some of these
• 1:27:34
  Christine basically raised him while Janelle worked.
• 1:27:37
  OK, terrible. Like.
• 1:27:38
  Fuck off. OK.
• 1:27:39
  And it's just so unnecessary. It's about a it's like a lot of
• 1:27:42
  the things that he has said. Yeah, in this.
• 1:27:44
  Show where it's it's just unnecessary throw away comments.
• 1:27:48
  Yeah, that he and Robyn throw away.
• 1:27:50
  They have a special bond. And Speaking of Robyn.
• 1:27:53
  She's like I got. Lost.
• 1:27:56
  This is where she was. Saying I'm stopping students
• 1:28:00
  and. You know where?
• 1:28:01
  The auditorium. Is and they're like, ma'am, are
• 1:28:03
  you OK? She's like, hold on.
• 1:28:08
  She like. Moves her square draw to the
• 1:28:10
  left. And she's like, hold on.
• 1:28:11
  Left OK, I'm making the L Saul
• 1:28:16
  my God, this woman is on disaster and I can't get over
• 1:28:21
  the idea of her thinking she should come late.
• 1:28:23
  It's just irritating, so irritating.
• 1:28:27
  Do you really think that she thought she should run late, or
• 1:28:30
  did she really just want attention?
• 1:28:32
  That's what I want to know because like Kody says that too,
• 1:28:35
  Robyn's running late and it's diploma time and I got to go get
• 1:28:39
  her. Oh God, of course you do, Kody.
• 1:28:42
  Of course you have to go and save.
• 1:28:43
  Robyn and potentially. Miss your first borns
• 1:28:47
  graduation, high school graduation because you're
• 1:28:50
  chasing Robyn down who can't figure out which direction's.
• 1:28:53
  Left like she's an idiot and they transition into this part
• 1:28:57
  of the ceremony where they're receiving diplomas.
• 1:29:00
  And I noted for the class of 2012, in case anyone is, you
• 1:29:04
  know, not remembering what year we're in.
• 1:29:05
  It's 2012. Kody literally gets up out of
• 1:29:09
  his seat to go find Robyn, and
• 1:29:14
  terrible. But it's great as far as footage
• 1:29:16
  because there is someone far back.
• 1:29:19
  There's someone on the other side of wherever would like a
• 1:29:22
  turbo zoom lens who's like in it, and he's going up the stairs
• 1:29:28
  in this auditorium, those concrete stairs level by level
• 1:29:31
  by level bumper Durber Dur running up to go find Robyn and
• 1:29:36
  Christine and Janelle are both
• 1:29:40
  talking about how they're texting him to come back because
• 1:29:42
  it's like, hello, things have started.
• 1:29:44
  Things are happening. Our child who has AB last name,
• 1:29:46
  the same last name you have is
• 1:29:51
  Oh, God. And I just thought to myself,
• 1:29:53
  well, at least his ass wasn't sweaty this time.
• 1:29:55
  As he was running up those stairs, unlike those Mayan
• 1:30:00
  ruins. I sweat my pants, Mayor.
• 1:30:03
  Thank God he didn't do it in. Front of this auditorium of.
• 1:30:06
  Teenage children. Logan doesn't have enough to be
• 1:30:09
  embarrassed about. He's got his dad's sweaty.
• 1:30:11
  Ass in this fucking. Auditorium that Swash back down
• 1:30:14
  here, Kody, you're going to miss
• 1:30:16
  And Kody does get. Back in time for this though,
• 1:30:18
  right? Like when they actually.
• 1:30:20
  Announce Logan Taylor Brown. Kody is back like they'd show
• 1:30:25
  him. Shuffling, getting back into his
• 1:30:27
  seat, he made it back, back in
• 1:30:31
  To shame Maddie for recording.
• 1:30:37
  problem with Maddie recording?
• 1:30:40
  Maddie, are you? Recording this and it's like
• 1:30:42
  obviously. She's recording it.
• 1:30:44
  She's got, like, the little camcorder that's probably, like,
• 1:30:47
  the size of two bricks taped together right in front of her
• 1:30:50
  face. Yeah.
• 1:30:51
  Yeah. And he's like, don't stand up.
• 1:30:53
  Don't embarrass him. OK, Dad, you're the one standing
• 1:30:58
  up and running. Up the stairs to go.
• 1:31:00
  And get your fourth wife. But OK, I won't embarrass him
• 1:31:06
  sitting here recording him. Oh my God, that's good.
• 1:31:11
  And I mean if. He did.
• 1:31:12
  Have the swan. Pass.
• 1:31:13
  That would have made it that much harder.
• 1:31:14
  But like it's like. I wish that he did.
• 1:31:16
  I really wish he did. Now this is where another little
• 1:31:19
  heartbreak. Moment comes in.
• 1:31:20
  Oh God. So they announced, like I said,
• 1:31:23
  Logan Taylor Brown, he gets his diploma.
• 1:31:27
  It's a little old school in the sense that he walks and he
• 1:31:29
  meets up with a woman and puts his arm like this and she puts
• 1:31:32
  her arm in his and they walk down and I'm like, why is it
• 1:31:35
  gender related? Like that makes me want to puke.
• 1:31:38
  But that's OK. Let's not get distracted by my
• 1:31:41
  own anger and hurt. Janelle tells us that she missed
• 1:31:48
  the moment of Logan getting his diploma.
• 1:31:53
  Because she was. Trying to get her phone camera
• 1:31:56
  up and ready to take a photo. She was fat finger in her phone
• 1:32:00
  and she couldn't get the fucking
• 1:32:02
  Enough. And she was looking at her phone
• 1:32:04
  and missed him walking across the stage.
• 1:32:06
  Oh God. And my heart broke for her.
• 1:32:08
  It was so sad, it actually. Was really.
• 1:32:11
  Sad and Maddie. Is being a little bitch and
• 1:32:14
  starts. Laughing at her?
• 1:32:15
  Oh, I didn't notice that. She starts laughing and she's
• 1:32:18
  like mom. And Janelle was like of.
• 1:32:21
  Course Maddie had to give me hell about it or something.
• 1:32:24
  And then Kody's laughing at Janelle too.
• 1:32:27
  And so Kody and Maddie are laughing that she missed it.
• 1:32:29
  And then Kody's like, I didn't
• 1:32:33
  she was like happy or if she was
• 1:32:37
  It's like, of course you didn't douche Canal right?
• 1:32:40
  And I remember I said out loud, well, both she's.
• 1:32:43
  She's emotional because her son,
• 1:32:46
  from high school. And she's.
• 1:32:48
  At the graduation, and she's also upset because she missed
• 1:32:51
  the moment because she was fat
• 1:32:53
  You know, it's like she was on
• 1:32:56
  of that desk. And now the tears are coming.
• 1:32:57
  The tears are coming. She said she was mad and she was
• 1:33:00
  devastated. She said she was devastated,
• 1:33:03
  like girl, that sucks. That was that was hard to watch.
• 1:33:08
  I felt like the tears were you
• 1:33:12
  doing that thing of like, don't let it, don't let it, don't let
• 1:33:15
  it, don't let it. And then it like they welled up
• 1:33:18
  and then you could see the tears
• 1:33:21
  for her so much in that. I did too 'cause then Robyn's
• 1:33:24
  dumb ass walks in right when all
• 1:33:26
  Happens like right after all that happened. 1015 minutes
• 1:33:30
  later Robyn comes trotting in and she's mad and Kody's like
• 1:33:37
  Robyn's like a wet blanket coming in and it's like, this
• 1:33:42
  isn't about you guys, it's about
• 1:33:46
  And like oh I've got one wife that's late so she's mad and
• 1:33:50
  I've got one wife that fat fingered her phone and she's sad
• 1:33:54
  and this is about him and he's
• 1:33:57
  You're not wrong in this moment,
• 1:34:01
  But maybe just shut the fuck up again.
• 1:34:04
  When Robyn, Yes. Gets to the aisle and she's
• 1:34:06
  walking and Christine was like, I'm going.
• 1:34:07
  To give her her space, like I'm not going to like be too into
• 1:34:10
  it. And you can see when Robyn sits
• 1:34:12
  down, she like like Meri must have said something about Saul
• 1:34:15
  and she's just like giving the
• 1:34:19
  could see her John hinge and move forward and it's like she's
• 1:34:23
  like Johnny Bravo. She's yes, she's fucking pissed
• 1:34:27
  now I. It would be.
• 1:34:28
  Remiss of me? It would be a crime against
• 1:34:30
  humanity if I didn't talk about my favorite shot thus far.
• 1:34:34
  Favorite cameras. Oh God.
• 1:34:36
  Married with that ambulance in
• 1:34:39
  The fake, the sound, the siren.
• 1:34:41
  When Robyn arrives at the top of the inside of this auditorium
• 1:34:47
  slash Coliseum, she's at the top of the stairs.
• 1:34:50
  So this is what's so great the this.
• 1:34:51
  Camera that's off in the. Distance that caught Kody
• 1:34:54
  running up the stairs has now zoomed in on her and it's not
• 1:34:58
  well lit because it's at the top of the stairs, but it's the
• 1:35:02
  digital camera is still picking up enough of her where it's like
• 1:35:11
  serial killer. She looks insane.
• 1:35:14
  She looks like a psycho. She's standing at the top of the
• 1:35:30
  This woman I was, I would have loved to have seen someone just
• 1:35:33
  like push her down the stairs at that point because it was
• 1:35:36
  unbelievable. Unbelievable.
• 1:35:37
  I didn't know that I could hate Robyn any more than I already
• 1:35:41
  did. And as she walked down the
• 1:35:42
  stairs, I don't know if you heard this, but I heard she.
• 1:35:48
  Was straight up nuts looking. And then of course, they cut to
• 1:35:55
  her and she's like. It just hits me, you missed it.
• 1:35:59
  I'm like, you missed Dad, you
• 1:36:02
  fucking. Idiot.
• 1:36:03
  It's like you missed it, it sounded like.
• 1:36:06
  That guy that does Harry Carey, whatever his name is, you
• 1:36:09
  missed it. Like Oh my God, yes, you missed
• 1:36:13
  it. Oh God.
• 1:36:15
  And after she sits down, we talked about they can all sense
• 1:36:18
  how mad she. Is.
• 1:36:19
  And Janelle's like, well, we were all frustrated and we
• 1:36:22
  weren't interacting. And I was like, yeah, they all
• 1:36:26
  look pissed. No one is talking.
• 1:36:28
  Yeah, I'm thinking to myself, they need to get it.
• 1:36:31
  Together to be. Celebrating Logan like this is
• 1:36:34
  Logan's celebration and they all
• 1:36:37
  fucking babies sit in a row, poopy faced, all mad about
• 1:36:41
  everything. And it's like, it's just kind of
• 1:36:45
  And not to make it all about me, but it sucks when you're doing a
• 1:36:51
  Luckily he didn't have to see this in person.
• 1:36:53
  I was going to say, look. Luckily, he didn't just look up
• 1:36:56
  and like, smile back at them and they're.
• 1:36:58
  Like no OK, and they all look pissed.
• 1:37:00
  It's like y'all Kody did. Say like to Kody's credit, this.
• 1:37:07
  He did say I was like, OK everyone like we got wet blanket
• 1:37:12
  energy here and we need to shake
• 1:37:15
  It's about him, not us. And he did say that, but that
• 1:37:20
  was a voiceover. So did he really say that or did
• 1:37:22
  he say that after the fact when he realized how right they were
• 1:37:27
  acting like someone shit in their Cheerios 'cause when they
• 1:37:29
  showed the clip of them like he didn't look like he was being
• 1:37:32
  all like you guys? Let's turn these He was not.
• 1:37:35
  He was sitting in the middle of them, straightforward, trying
• 1:37:37
  not to. Get.
• 1:37:38
  Kicked in the Dick. Yeah, yeah, it's true.
• 1:37:42
  It's funny because the only one.
• 1:37:43
  That probably. Wasn't.
• 1:37:44
  Upset was Meri at the end and it's like, what a turn of
• 1:37:48
  events. Meri's not crying and freaking
• 1:37:53
  There's nothing. She's sitting down there looking
• 1:37:59
  Give me Solomon. And I'm Robyn in trouble for one
• 1:38:07
  Bar this wet part, part of me wonders if this wasn't Robyn's
• 1:38:13
  Kody telling her, well, you should just come later then
• 1:38:16
  because you're going to have to bring Saul and he's not going to
• 1:38:26
  I agree. She looks so she looks literally
• 1:38:30
  A ploy to get attention. When they showed.
• 1:38:32
  It in the preview I thought. This dumb bitch is trying to
• 1:38:35
  make this about her. She is going to be like the Oh
• 1:38:42
  Oh no woe is me damsel in distress.
• 1:38:44
  I don't think it was that situation.
• 1:38:46
  I think she was just dumb enough to not be able to find where she
• 1:38:55
  So I think she's actually really mad at Kody because there's some
• 1:39:04
  She missed it and I think it's more important that.
• 1:39:08
  The whole thing is happening then that she missed Logan's
• 1:39:11
  graduation. I think so too.
• 1:39:12
  I think she's upset that this is happening and Kody probably.
• 1:39:15
  Made the suggestion. Or didn't talk her out of it
• 1:39:19
  when he should have. Yeah, you're right.
• 1:39:21
  Oh God, fuck Kody. As per usual, they go outside.
• 1:39:31
  afterwards and Janelle is wearing a red shirt with a pink
• 1:39:36
  flower lay. And I noticed it the whole time.
• 1:39:41
  because they they meet up with
• 1:39:44
  photos together and all the moms
• 1:39:47
  with Logan and Janelle is wearing a red shirt and a pink
• 1:39:54
  lay like she just got off a plane in Hawaii.
• 1:39:58
  I didn't. I know.
• 1:39:59
  I remember the red shirt, the pink.
• 1:40:01
  Clay didn't stand out to me. Is there a reason?
• 1:40:03
  Like, is UNLV some sort of like?
• 1:40:06
  I was like, is this in solidarity for something?
• 1:40:09
  Is this like a mom of the graduating class and then no one
• 1:40:17
  their mascot. So we know that's the balls with
• 1:40:25
  a thing like if you're a. Mother of a graduate, you get a
• 1:40:28
  lay, But why would that even be a thing in the middle of the
• 1:40:31
  desert? And why would you wear it?
• 1:40:32
  Photos I don't quite follow. We get a spotlight moment from
• 1:40:46
  mattered to him that his family was there for the ceremony
• 1:40:50
  itself. So while he's sharing that, I
• 1:40:54
  also kind of wonder, like, do most high school seniors really
• 1:40:58
  care about their family being there?
• 1:40:59
  Probably not that much, but also maybe yes.
• 1:41:03
  And so for them to have been so fucked up and pissed and
• 1:41:10
  ridiculous, yeah. I mean, my parents didn't come
• 1:41:18
  like, insane. And when I called him out about
• 1:41:20
  it because I was like, well, I guess I didn't tell you and
• 1:41:22
  pressure you to come. I just assumed you'd want to.
• 1:41:26
  My mom literally said, well, I just thought if we won money,
• 1:41:30
  then I would give it to you. And I'm like, oh, swear to God,
• 1:41:34
  swear to God, hand on Bible. So when you have those kind of
• 1:41:42
  lose respect. And I just felt bad for him
• 1:41:45
  because I think he probably was feeling like it would be great
• 1:41:51
  overshadowed by stupid bullshit. My biggest nightmare would be
• 1:41:54
  like, oh I'm going to my kids show.
• 1:41:57
  Let's say. Let's say they're as wonderful
• 1:42:00
  Singing and they decide that they're going to be, you know,
• 1:42:10
  their solo is. I'm going to be that mom.
• 1:42:12
  That's like trying not to, like, pee your pants because I want to
• 1:42:15
  Or like if I were to get up to go to the bathroom, God forbid,
• 1:42:18
  I missed that like 1 moment, you know, type of thing.
• 1:42:21
  And that's why I'm saying like for Janelle, I was heartbroken
• 1:42:28
  know, when there are just parents that don't think that
• 1:42:32
  these things are big deals in it.
• 1:42:34
  God. And so if you want, even as like
• 1:42:39
  thing, you might not. Even know it's a big deal until
• 1:42:42
  you realize they didn't even watch.
• 1:42:44
  They didn't even come. They were fighting about stupid
• 1:42:46
  shit till you look back and then it's like that's what was
• 1:42:50
  My point is that at. Least if he watched this.
• 1:42:53
  Footage back he'll realize how upset his mom was that that this
• 1:43:02
  damn it and now it wasn't like a oh, I know I'm mad and like she
• 1:43:07
  wasn't mad. She was genuinely like upset and
• 1:43:14
  anger, which I don't know I think it reads different right.
• 1:43:19
  I think absolutely, absolutely.
• 1:43:21
  And to have heard what Christine
• 1:43:23
  Him would have been heart warming as well.
• 1:43:24
  She was so kind about his upbringing and everything.
• 1:43:27
  Yeah, we have one of the stranger transitions in Sister
• 1:43:31
  Wives history at. This point.
• 1:43:33
  Where now we're going to have Meri visiting her younger sister
• 1:43:36
  Elaine and it's like, where the fuck did this come from?
• 1:43:42
  All of a sudden. Meri's like so I decided to pop
• 1:43:45
  in and visit my sister Elaine.
• 1:43:47
  walking up the front steps and
• 1:43:49
  like greetings, salutations. And it's like what the fuck?
• 1:43:54
  There was no way coming up later
• 1:43:56
  To be like. There was no foreshadowing that
• 1:43:58
  this was going to happen. All of a sudden, Meri's visiting
• 1:44:00
  Elaine and Elaine just had a baby now.
• 1:44:04
  They both struggled with the fertility issues, but Elaine has
• 1:44:07
  had a baby and so Meri wanted to
• 1:44:11
  What stood out to me immediately
• 1:44:14
  Like. Leon, but just with like thick
• 1:44:17
  trimmed glasses. And then she starts talking and
• 1:44:20
  she sounds like Leon. And I was like, Oh my God.
• 1:44:25
  Like it's so weird when someone looks more and sounds more like
• 1:44:29
  a girl or an aunt or a grandparent than their actual
• 1:44:31
  parent. It's like, this is weird.
• 1:44:33
  This is weird. But then you see where it comes
• 1:44:35
  from, right? Did we mention Elaine is five
• 1:44:38
  years younger? We did not.
• 1:44:40
  No, but she is. I think that's important
• 1:44:42
  because. You know they're talking about
• 1:44:44
  their fertility. Issues and that they've broke,
• 1:44:46
  they've both struggled with fertility issues and that Elaine
• 1:44:50
  just had a baby. Yes, like a newborn.
• 1:44:53
  Meri's over there to visit Elaine and talk about fertility
• 1:44:57
  and hold the newborns, see the
• 1:44:59
  They show Kody and Meri sitting on the couch, and they're
• 1:45:03
  cutting between their interview and this visit with Elaine.
• 1:45:06
  And Kody says that Meri's indecision trifles with his, and
• 1:45:13
  his indecision then trifles with
• 1:45:16
  Yeah, trifling, trifling, trifling.
• 1:45:19
  And I was. Curious, I'm like, is this the?
• 1:45:21
  Correct use of that term. And I don't.
• 1:45:23
  Even know. I can't even say.
• 1:45:25
  I mean, is it right to say that the decision is trifling
• 1:45:28
  against another one? No.
• 1:45:31
  All I think is like you trifling
• 1:45:33
  I know I'm like I. Feel like trifling?
• 1:45:35
  Is a word I've heard about, like.
• 1:45:37
  I'll mannered people in music like that girl's a trifling hoe
• 1:45:41
  or something. Like I don't even know what that
• 1:45:43
  means. No, it was funny.
• 1:45:46
  Talk it up to us both being kind
• 1:45:48
  In our own ways. I suppose now Elaine says that
• 1:45:52
  maybe Meri is ready for the. Next phase of her life.
• 1:45:55
  Maybe she is ready to have a baby, which Oh my God, what?
• 1:46:00
  Meri's like borderline elderly
• 1:46:03
  Like that's what I'm saying. She's five years younger than
• 1:46:06
  her and even I'm. Not going to lie, even Elaine
• 1:46:08
  looks a little older to have a
• 1:46:11
  Yes, agreed. So agreed.
• 1:46:14
  She does say that she doesn't.
• 1:46:17
  Meri anymore like she did even a
• 1:46:21
  to thinking that maybe the whole
• 1:46:28
  had more to do with the fact that Robyn was pregnant and
• 1:46:33
  getting attention and then baby Saul was born and oh, he's
• 1:46:38
  getting all this attention, this
• 1:46:42
  And so maybe a couple of months ago, when she saw the desire in
• 1:46:48
  Meri's eyes, it was more related
• 1:46:52
  And now that's like petered out again because she's like, Oh
• 1:46:56
  no, no, I don't want that. Right Robyn, volunteering
• 1:47:00
  surrogacy off her. When she had saw.
• 1:47:04
  So this was already, you know,
• 1:47:07
  a thing before that. But then yes, because Robyn is
• 1:47:11
  the hot new thing, even though
• 1:47:16
  thing. And then you've got Meri seeing
• 1:47:20
  that Kody's giving all this attention to A.
• 1:47:22
  Newborn in. Ways that he never has with
• 1:47:24
  other children. I don't think the other wives
• 1:47:26
  would probably say he always shows up with the newborn and
• 1:47:29
  always does whatever. Like that was something they
• 1:47:31
  would have said in season 1 as a
• 1:47:34
  But in all reality, no. And then Robyn with his little
• 1:47:38
  perfect Angel saw. So I'm sure, you know, Kody was
• 1:47:42
  floating around and Meri was like, oh, that totally makes
• 1:47:44
  sense. Yeah.
• 1:47:45
  I think that she was like jealous of the attention and
• 1:47:48
  that it made her for. Blip in time, think about the
• 1:47:53
  prospect of it again and rose colored glasses, you know, maybe
• 1:47:59
  this is something that I should want or could want or do want.
• 1:48:02
  Well, plus babies, you know, kind of do make you want to have
• 1:48:05
  a baby, you know, a little. Bit like, you don't even need to
• 1:48:07
  be a woman and have the biological clock thing going,
• 1:48:09
  but like you could be like, yeah, yeah, it's fucking cute
• 1:48:12
  and like whatever. Even if it's Solomon for sure.
• 1:48:14
  I used to before having kids when some.
• 1:48:18
  Of my friends would have them.
• 1:48:20
  My joke was my ovaries are crying like, oh, I, you know,
• 1:48:25
  can feel the little twinge like that.
• 1:48:26
  I want one. And so I could see that being
• 1:48:29
  kind of the time that she was thinking about it more.
• 1:48:32
  But her sister probably knows her better than Kody does,
• 1:48:36
  especially after the passing of their other sister.
• 1:48:40
  They probably have bonded and gotten very close.
• 1:48:42
  And if they've both had infertility issues, they've
• 1:48:46
  probably spoken ad nauseam about
• 1:48:50
  They probably shared. Yeah.
• 1:48:52
  So the fact that she is saying
• 1:48:55
  Sees. In Meri that she is not on this
• 1:48:59
  page anymore, this chapter of her life is maybe over, and that
• 1:49:03
  Kody can't see that there's stuff going on with the
• 1:49:08
  miscommunication. And between.
• 1:49:10
  Her and Kody in this issue. Yeah, as we know, Meri says
• 1:49:14
  something really idiotic at one point.
• 1:49:17
  She says we've tried everything but in vitro and then it's
• 1:49:22
  like, girl, like, no, that means you have not tried everything.
• 1:49:25
  The only thing we haven't tried is in vitro, right?
• 1:49:28
  It's ridiculous. It's like.
• 1:49:30
  Now that means that, well, what we?
• 1:49:32
  Really know is you and your husband have sex like once or
• 1:49:34
  twice a year? Once a year.
• 1:49:38
  And you have not tried in vitro.
• 1:49:40
  So what have you been trying? Like she's a liar and a fraud.
• 1:49:45
  Doesn't that count with the camera crew?
• 1:49:48
  I've been crying on film a lot about it.
• 1:49:50
  Like that's what. They show they show clips of
• 1:49:53
  them at these doctor's office appointments.
• 1:49:55
  From the show, Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.
• 1:49:58
  And yet they have pulled no. Triggers, but they've tried
• 1:50:02
  everything except Kody's like I haven't shot AI was going to say
• 1:50:14
  Time like Oh my God, Kody. And understandable, Elaine tells
• 1:50:23
  and then marry hymns and haws and hymns and.
• 1:50:26
  Haws and said a bunch of. Shit that I don't even care
• 1:50:29
  about. I mean, I don't even know.
• 1:50:30
  She said that she's been trying to get everyone's opinion on the
• 1:50:37
  thinking that maybe she just needs gods, right?
• 1:50:40
  I'm trying to figure it out. I'm getting people's opinions.
• 1:50:51
  I'm like. And she goes.
• 1:50:53
  I'm trying. It's like get.
• 1:50:55
  God's. Opinion isn't that really just
• 1:51:07
  I mean, you know, like I don't even want to like dog on
• 1:51:11
  spiritual people or. Religious.
• 1:51:12
  Folk or anything like that. It's just like the way that this
• 1:51:23
  Probably most people. Would say is like meditate on
• 1:51:28
  it, sit with it. In silence.
• 1:51:31
  And think about it. If that voice in your head
• 1:51:35
  speaks to you and says that you should do it, that's God
• 1:51:38
  answering you. Yeah, absolutely.
• 1:51:40
  And like everybody's idea of that is different.
• 1:51:43
  But the way. They're talking about this is
• 1:51:47
  pushy and not spiritual. And so that's where the like
• 1:51:54
  discombobulation is with the conversation.
• 1:51:57
  Like. It would be spoken about
• 1:52:00
  differently and most like spiritual conversation.
• 1:52:04
  Like legitimate. I don't even want to say
• 1:52:06
  legitimate but like actually spiritual.
• 1:52:09
  Things. Yeah.
• 1:52:10
  Why don't you just get God's opinion?
• 1:52:12
  Are you fucking kidding when she
• 1:52:15
  I was so distracted by her crazy
• 1:52:19
  her Keith Urban hair. I was like, what is going on
• 1:52:23
  here? Like why do you look like this
• 1:52:25
  and why is this happening? Yeah, she says it in this like
• 1:52:28
  angry whining voice that I'm. Trying and she does this like
• 1:52:34
  Cat in the hat face, you know where they get like the severe
• 1:52:37
  lines that drag down next to their mouth and looks like Cat
• 1:52:40
  in the hat with the makeup on.
• 1:52:43
  She looks nuts. She looks unhinged.
• 1:52:46
  Yes, this whole interview is like the worst I think I've ever
• 1:52:50
  seen her look. And it is the spray tan that has
• 1:52:53
  settled into the crevices and the expression lines.
• 1:52:58
  And then she's a very expressive
• 1:53:01
  and eyebrows, and so it's just
• 1:53:08
  Is giving you like motion sickness?
• 1:53:12
  It's moving too much. It is.
• 1:53:14
  She needs a lot of. Botox a lot less spray tan.
• 1:53:18
  She looks like a troll makeup.
• 1:53:21
  don't. Even I don't even want.
• 1:53:23
  To pick on like someone for their appearance because you.
• 1:53:25
  Can't help the way that you look, but all of these things
• 1:53:28
  are things that she's like kind of done to herself and she is
• 1:53:35
  angry and she's not like. Tempering.
• 1:53:37
  Herself, and not that you should
• 1:53:41
  girlfriend, but at the same time, this isn't your first
• 1:53:45
  rodeo. You're on camera and you are
• 1:53:49
  making yourself look like a fucking troll under a bridge
• 1:53:52
  that is having a fit because someone didn't answer your
• 1:53:56
  Riddle correctly to cross the bridge.
• 1:53:58
  But they're trying to. She's going to kick Kody off
• 1:54:03
  that bridge. I'm trying.
• 1:54:05
  I'm trying. And another Oh God.
• 1:54:12
  There's so many golden. Moments from her we.
• 1:54:14
  Get another arbitrary date well before that I.
• 1:54:18
  Don't feel like this is like choosing.
• 1:54:20
  What color car I should buy? Girl, no one is insinuating that
• 1:54:26
  you deciding whether you should have it.
• 1:54:27
  Well, no, OK, it is Kody Brown, but you know, no one's saying
• 1:54:31
  it's like picking the color car you want to buy.
• 1:54:33
  Like, bitch, why are you coming up with these things?
• 1:54:36
  Like, I guess it might be the pressure, I don't know.
• 1:54:39
  But it's she's cracking. She's she's cracking all over
• 1:54:42
  the place. Yeah.
• 1:54:43
  Got so many. Cracks this.
• 1:54:44
  Cracks everywhere. God.
• 1:54:47
  God. Meri.
• 1:54:49
  Good. God, Meri, this.
• 1:54:51
  Is where I started getting. Really, really mad at Kody.
• 1:54:57
  Yes. So he sets another arbitrary
• 1:55:01
  date with her. Yeah.
• 1:55:02
  And he says in two months it's a
• 1:55:06
  Apparently they've got a big work thing coming up.
• 1:55:09
  They're going to be super busy
• 1:55:11
  And in two months it's a nowhere, it's a yes.
• 1:55:14
  And Kody says I'm going to have more kids, so I'm all right
• 1:55:18
  saying that I'm all done, I'm all good.
• 1:55:22
  He literally makes a washing of the hands motion and like
• 1:55:27
  flicks his hands down and says, so you need to decide if I'm
• 1:55:32
  OK not having a baby or if I'm going to go all in.
• 1:55:37
  And then he says he's making her
• 1:55:39
  Yep, I'm closing the deal now.
• 1:55:43
  contract. Yes or no?
• 1:55:46
  Yeah, two months yes or no? I need to get 1 closed.
• 1:55:50
  Today I was wondering if this two-month thing, because now we
• 1:55:54
  get a reference. To the closing of the houses,
• 1:55:57
  right, so we talk about buying
• 1:56:00
  there's more than just the homes
• 1:56:03
  think he's talking about a sale that he's been trying to close
• 1:56:07
  with the. Job because he says I need to
• 1:56:10
  get 1 closed today exactly like I'm going to get it out of you
• 1:56:14
  if I couldn't get it out of a client right and that's where I
• 1:56:18
  was connecting the dots with like closing on a home like.
• 1:56:20
  There's all of these things happening that they're not
• 1:56:23
  telling us. I think he's talking about
• 1:56:24
  closing on a deal and because then they're going into like.
• 1:56:28
  You've got until the move, we've
• 1:56:31
  got to settle, we've got this big whatever coming up with
• 1:56:36
  work. Like they're referencing
• 1:56:38
  something very vaguely with work and how it's going to be really
• 1:56:41
  busy the next one or two months because of the house and because
• 1:56:47
  moment of them kind of going through this.
• 1:56:49
  Conversation where I don't know what the crux, what I feel like
• 1:56:54
  they might have cut something out because he's like, can we
• 1:56:57
  get through our busy work over the next two months and then
• 1:57:00
  make a decision? So it's like you were the one
• 1:57:02
  pushing for the closing of the deal and now you're going, well,
• 1:57:07
  So can we discuss? Can we make this decision in a
• 1:57:12
  defaulting to giving her a little, you know, flexibility,
• 1:57:19
  But I kind of suspect there's something that I'm missing or
• 1:57:23
  something was going on. And so they land on the.
• 1:57:26
  End of the year. Basically, he says, you've got
• 1:57:32
  You might feel different when we move into the homes.
• 1:57:35
  And she goes. That's.
• 1:57:36
  What I've been thinking, yeah, I've been thinking I might feel
• 1:57:39
  different when I get into the home, right?
• 1:57:41
  No, he just suggested that. And so now you're going to go
• 1:57:45
  along with it. That was.
• 1:57:46
  So the vibe, that's what I've been thinking it's.
• 1:57:49
  Like that's not what? That didn't even cross your
• 1:57:51
  fucking mind. He said it and you're like,
• 1:57:53
  that's it. Which is in the midst of tears
• 1:57:58
  So dysfunctional. It's gotten very heated and like
• 1:58:03
  Kind of like hunched over and crying.
• 1:58:06
  And I, I thought by the end of this episode, the way she was
• 1:58:10
  crying, I was like, maybe she does really want a baby.
• 1:58:14
  I'd go back and forth because she has these times where she's
• 1:58:20
  so emotional about it. And this was a moment where it
• 1:58:28
  And then she's comparing it to a car and all this shit.
• 1:58:32
  But then by the end, like she seems to have like cracked
• 1:58:36
  through that facade and that she's actually like really
• 1:58:39
  crying about this. But then I think, and I'm like,
• 1:58:43
  is it because she's sad about the baby?
• 1:58:46
  Or is it because she's literally cracking because she's over this
• 1:58:56
  just happened yet again and there's all these people
• 1:59:00
  standing around watching it and like, is it the pressure or is
• 1:59:07
  My gut at the time was thinking it was the pressure particularly
• 1:59:14
  feel like she doesn't know whether this is going to get his
• 1:59:18
  In the way that she wants it. You know, like if she says yes,
• 1:59:22
  that she might get that, but I don't know that she wants that.
• 1:59:25
  I think she knows that he's like
• 1:59:27
  falling out of love with her, that he doesn't really care
• 1:59:30
  about her in the way that she wants him to.
• 1:59:33
  And so this is a fix, but she knows it's not a real fix, but
• 1:59:39
  the wrong one. Maybe she might not.
• 1:59:41
  Actually be consciously aware of
• 1:59:43
  But she it's bubbling. Under it also reminded me of the
• 1:59:47
  thoughtful potterer and how her indecision to pick a fucking
• 1:59:52
  color to put on a pot. Like this woman can wax and wane
• 1:59:57
  and hem and Haw and I don't even
• 2:00:01
  bar and the baby and the color
• 2:00:03
  And it's like, bitch, when you
• 2:00:08
  the upheaval in the move to Vegas was a lot and stuff, but
• 2:00:10
  by the time we're in Season 5,
• 2:00:15
  She's sitting around doing what?
• 2:00:16
  Hawking products and. Doing what like?
• 2:00:19
  I just kind of feel like she can't make a decision or
• 2:00:23
  something. There's something going on with
• 2:00:25
  that too. An element of that maybe.
• 2:00:27
  Like, yeah, she's been dragging him on for forever about it,
• 2:00:30
  saying. And dangling this over his head,
• 2:00:35
  and to keep his like, eye. And there's a disingenuous on
• 2:00:39
  her. A disingenuous thing.
• 2:00:41
  With her, but also with him. Both of them.
• 2:00:44
  With both of them. He's talking about it like,
• 2:00:46
  yeah, I mean, I really. I really.
• 2:00:48
  Would. Support your decision if that
• 2:00:50
  was your decision, you know what I mean?
• 2:00:52
  Like he's not being like, babe, I really would love to have a
• 2:00:55
  child if you really want to. Like he doesn't say that.
• 2:00:58
  No, he literally says I'm going to have more kids so.
• 2:01:01
  I'm all. Right, saying I'm all good,
• 2:01:04
  right? The washing of the hands, the
• 2:01:08
  washing of the. Hands movement that he made
• 2:01:11
  unbelievable. I would have stood up and
• 2:01:13
  slapped him in the ass. And been like.
• 2:01:16
  I'm done. I'm done.
• 2:01:17
  You're literally telling me that?
• 2:01:19
  You've got. Another prized mayor that you're
• 2:01:24
  yes or no. Oh, that prized mayor.
• 2:01:25
  She's got a beautiful job. Yeah.
• 2:01:27
  Well, and that. Could be part of the reason that
• 2:01:34
  Leon's been drug through this too and wanting a sibling, and
• 2:01:43
  Just like with the houses, how they lie to these children so
• 2:01:47
  many times that they have them, then they don't, then they have
• 2:01:50
  them, then they don't. It's they do it with everyone in
• 2:01:56
  partner, they're doing it with the kids, they're doing it like
• 2:01:59
  with themselves. It's like this fucked up lying
• 2:02:04
  That does make sense with Leon's upsettedness.
• 2:02:07
  Like. They probably are going like, I
• 2:02:10
  can't even get a straight fucking answer.
• 2:02:11
  Like the frustration level is beyond even just like
• 2:02:14
  emotionalness. It's like, my God, yeah,
• 2:02:17
  everyone in this family fucking lies.
• 2:02:20
  And it's about big things. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:02:23
  Totally dishonest. It's about life decisions that
• 2:02:28
  Yeah, children, marriage, moving, blah blah blah.
• 2:02:32
  Kody says I understand. I'm.
• 2:02:37
  Sorry. And I was like, is he winning an
• 2:02:42
  Cool. Cool.
• 2:02:43
  Cool. Where we supposed to?
• 2:02:44
  Yeah, I accept your apology. Cool, cool, cool.
• 2:02:48
  We're all good. Here I know we're cool like
• 2:02:52
  where he's like, but honestly, Kody, what colored car should?
• 2:03:02
  And she responds. I don't think you do.
• 2:03:05
  When he says he understands, I don't think you do.
• 2:03:08
  And then that's the end of the episode.
• 2:03:11
  My God, can't even with these people.
• 2:03:17
  Can't even. A lot to talk.
• 2:03:20
  About and then ends with Meri saying I don't think you
• 2:03:24
  understand. And it's true.
• 2:03:25
  He doesn't he doesn't want to, he doesn't care.
• 2:03:28
  He does not care. Now, darling, I believe it's
• 2:03:31
  your. Turn to start us.
• 2:03:33
  Off with your mustard seed. Let's start with mustard seed
• 2:03:36
  because shit stain is going to be good.
• 2:03:37
  So let's start with mustard seed.
• 2:03:40
  OK, I. I'm going to give my.
• 2:03:44
  Mustard seed. To.
• 2:03:46
  Janelle for multiple reasons, of course #1.
• 2:03:53
  I. Feel her pain.
• 2:03:56
  Now. With the.
• 2:03:58
  Wet bar, 5 bedroom situation and I'm on her side now.
• 2:04:04
  I think that Meri's being selfish and I think that Janelle
• 2:04:12
  that it was brought up in this episode.
• 2:04:15
  She threw her eyes down, and she bore holes.
• 2:04:20
  Into the ground. With her laser eyes and she shut
• 2:04:30
  Have done it. Are they real props for that?
• 2:04:34
  Probably not, because she probably should have spoken up.
• 2:04:37
  Nobody in this family ever does
• 2:04:39
  so take that or leave that, it
• 2:04:43
  I also give her props for being a good mom and supportive of
• 2:04:49
  her son and I just feel for her with the trying to get a photo
• 2:04:55
  thing. I think she kind.
• 2:04:57
  Of realized a little bit too late that oh shoot, Meri doesn't
• 2:05:12
  should be able to do this when they.
• 2:05:14
  Showed her because the camera that was like a cross that was.
• 2:05:18
  Getting like the good, you know,
• 2:05:21
  saying showed her in that moment
• 2:05:25
  phone. And you could literally see her
• 2:05:27
  fat thumbing it, trying to get it, like, up.
• 2:05:29
  And the shock on her face when she realized she missed it.
• 2:05:33
  The camera caught all of it. Yeah.
• 2:05:35
  But I have to say I do think that she is a good mom.
• 2:05:38
  And I think that her heart showed through in this episode.
• 2:05:43
  So she gets my mustard seed.
• 2:05:45
  That is a good choice. And I fullheartedly support that
• 2:05:49
  choice. I think I in this episode am
• 2:05:52
  going to give my mustard seed to
• 2:05:57
  graduation that is a big thing
• 2:06:01
  I liked the flashbacks that made
• 2:06:05
  I liked him getting ready for the graduation, eating a bowl of
• 2:06:09
  cereal or something and being like, mom, it's a pencil skirt.
• 2:06:12
  Like, come on, you know, that was good.
• 2:06:14
  And even his reference to like, I'm done with high school.
• 2:06:17
  I'm going to live my. Life.
• 2:06:18
  And I love that energy from like
• 2:06:22
  into the world being like, I'm
• 2:06:25
  I love that it's, I find that so
• 2:06:29
  like, I just don't know and I just don't know whatever.
• 2:06:32
  Like he's enthusiastic about his
• 2:06:34
  great. I love that.
• 2:06:36
  I hope you're ready to reveal your shit stain.
• 2:06:40
  Oh, as long as it looks like Jesus, this is it.
• 2:06:44
  Put it on display. Put it on a billboard.
• 2:06:47
  Who is your shit stain? I'm going to say that my shit
• 2:06:52
  stain. Is Kody Brown?
• 2:06:55
  I know. OK.
• 2:06:57
  It's between Meri and him. And.
• 2:07:01
  I'm going to choose him because of his comment that he made
• 2:07:06
  about that. He knows he's going to have more
• 2:07:14
  That was a gross. Thing to say to her.
• 2:07:17
  It was so. Uncomfortable to watch?
• 2:07:18
  Yeah, and then he talked about the girl's clothes.
• 2:07:21
  Towards the beginning. Middle of the episode.
• 2:07:24
  And then he at the very beginning of the episode started
• 2:07:37
  teacher conferences got to wear a whole suit.
• 2:07:39
  Oh my God. So yeah, all of his.
• 2:07:43
  Colors were shining on through. During this episode.
• 2:07:46
  But. The biggest one being his true
• 2:07:58
  She didn't even hide it. Nope, didn't even mince words
• 2:08:02
  also. To.
• 2:08:03
  Add on to your. Case as the, you know,
• 2:08:06
  assistant. DA.
• 2:08:06
  Yes, he totally told Robyn to come late with that fucking baby
• 2:08:11
  You are. Right.
• 2:08:12
  About that I. Think he did?
• 2:08:14
  Of course he did the. Way her jaw.
• 2:08:16
  Was set. It was.
• 2:08:17
  Down and. Out there was.
• 2:08:20
  Something else there, like you could have put a diamond in.
• 2:08:23
  There and it would. Have squished.
• 2:08:24
  Yeah, so good choice. OK, I'm a little surprised that
• 2:08:28
  one of your runner UPS wasn't Robyn, because I shouldn't say
• 2:08:35
  But we can't, you know, it's against the rules of nature and
• 2:08:39
  God and all of that to give more than one shit stain per
• 2:08:42
  person. And I am going to select your
• 2:08:45
  other runner up. Meri, Meri.
• 2:08:48
  Meri, Meri. Quite contrary.
• 2:08:50
  You know, I have given you so many mustard seeds at this show.
• 2:08:55
  Humiliated, embarrassed, shamed.
• 2:08:57
  My family, ruined my future to give you all these mustard
• 2:09:03
  seeds. And then this episode I.
• 2:09:04
  Have to give you the. Greasiest, least Jesus looking
• 2:09:17
  stain. The bitch is out of control.
• 2:09:22
  The five bedrooms, the wet bar, the crying, the comparing
• 2:09:26
  giving birth to picking a color of a car.
• 2:09:30
  It's just a lot. The manipulation she started
• 2:09:33
  using. The tactic of the fewer children
• 2:09:38
  as a manipulation in this episode and it was so apparent.
• 2:09:42
  Yes, she literally has lines where it's like.
• 2:09:46
  You just said this out loud and it's filmed and you're not even
• 2:09:51
  saying immediately afterwards like I didn't mean that or like,
• 2:09:54
  Oh my God, I'm just, I'm talking
• 2:09:57
  Like, no, you're just a crazy bitch.
• 2:10:00
  Then the faces, the makeup, the eyebrows, the hair, the
• 2:10:03
  clothes, just like every there was like, what was the
• 2:10:07
  redeeming quality for me? She.
• 2:10:08
  Did hold Solomon for a. Minute so that's cool.
• 2:10:12
  It's just terrible. Meri, you have earned this shit
• 2:10:14
  stain and I hope you smell it.
• 2:10:19
  She admitted she didn't need the
• 2:10:21
  He didn't need her womb. There you go, both of these shit
• 2:10:26
  stains at the end deserve each
• 2:10:28
  Oh my God that's so good. Even though they don't end up
• 2:10:30
  together. Worthy up Meri, worthy up our
• 2:10:33
  keep. Sweet moment this.
• 2:10:34
  Week comes to us from Apple Podcasts and it is a review left
• 2:10:39
  by user Smimberly. Now when I first saw this, I
• 2:10:44
  asked you, Kimberly, I said is
• 2:10:50
  And you said no no, Smimberly says, crying, laughing.
• 2:10:57
  How do you know when you found a
• 2:11:00
  late at night, you can't sleep and you wake your husband up
• 2:11:03
  by snort, laughing and literally
• 2:11:06
  control your laughter. That's how every episode is
• 2:11:10
  hilarious. Thank you for making my day.
• 2:11:12
  That. Much better now, I have to say
• 2:11:16
  smemberly. Thank you for the five stars,
• 2:11:19
  thank you for the glowing praise, which I will accept 100%
• 2:11:23
  and Kimber will accept less than
• 2:11:29
  it. Just.
• 2:11:29
  Thank you from the bottom of my broken heart.
• 2:11:31
  Also, I hope you agree that Meri
• 2:11:35
  deserves a shit stain. And I hope you agree with our
• 2:11:38
  mustard seeds this week. Smimberly Snoo, snar snow.
• 2:11:42
  Snonderful Snie snub Snoo that.
• 2:11:47
  Was good.