Latest / Reality TV Cringe / 204: Raccoons Sound Off: Kody Sells McMansion, Christine Stuck In Time, Robyn's O-Face
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- 2:33Speaker 1: Now, I did say it at the top that we
- 2:35Speaker 1: have I don't know seven tonight, we have seven people
- 2:42Speaker 1: seven raccoons who are mobilized, bitch radically, they are reactive,
- 2:47Speaker 1: they are into some reactive abuse. They are ready to
- 2:50Speaker 1: abuse Cody because Cody is an abuser.
- 2:53Speaker 3: Yes, and he deserves it.
- 2:54Speaker 1: And he does deserve it, and I'm here for it.
- 2:56Speaker 3: Yes.
- 2:57Speaker 1: And so we have some people who have called in
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- 3:01Speaker 1: be doing here. Actually what Actually there was a Newsworthy item. Oh, yes,
- 3:07Speaker 1: we have to bring that up first man. Yeah, they
- 3:10Speaker 1: sold the McMansion.
- 3:13Speaker 3: The McMansion and flag Staff sold hold one point seven
- 3:17Speaker 3: seven five.
- 3:19Speaker 1: Like almost two million over asking because apparently whoever purchased
- 3:24Speaker 1: this hobby house of horrors also purchased an additional two
- 3:29Speaker 1: acres adjoining this property. Although did Cody own that acreage?
- 3:34Speaker 1: I don't understand. But now I apparently they can take
- 3:38Speaker 1: that off the books because they sold it.
- 3:41Speaker 3: For a profit.
- 3:42Speaker 1: These assholes are rolling in Dobe a drive.
- 3:46Speaker 3: But they're just gonna spend all of that on that
- 3:48Speaker 3: ugly ass mansion and flag Staff as well. So I
- 3:53Speaker 3: don't know. I feel like this is not gonna go
- 3:55Speaker 3: over well for Coddy. I mean, if Christ's suing him
- 3:58Speaker 3: for child support and all this, and he's like responding,
- 4:02Speaker 3: I don't know if he's fighting back. And I don't
- 4:04Speaker 3: know if that without a crystal ball article was correct
- 4:07Speaker 3: about filing to stop the sale of the house or
- 4:11Speaker 3: the purchase of the house.
- 4:13Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think she was correct about that. I
- 4:16Speaker 1: think she that was a wrong opinion. And as I
- 4:19Speaker 1: said last week, there were some lawyers up on Reddit
- 4:21Speaker 1: who were saying, when you actually break down the language,
- 4:26Speaker 1: they have the right to go ahead and move their property.
- 4:29Speaker 1: So I have no idea. I don't know.
- 4:31Speaker 3: I don't know. I just feel like this is going
- 4:33Speaker 3: to blow up in their face persh.
- 4:34Speaker 1: But they made a big profit. I mean, they made
- 4:37Speaker 1: a big profit. You would think that they would pay
- 4:39Speaker 1: back Janelle and Mary for the amount that they paid
- 4:43Speaker 1: into the McMansion visa via the down payment, and or
- 4:47Speaker 1: maybe they could buy out janelle Enter property on Coyote Pass.
- 4:50Speaker 1: I really want to know how that worked out, because,
- 4:54Speaker 1: of course, in this week's episode we have Janelle and
- 4:59Speaker 1: Cody meeting Josephine's Bistro to hash it out. But I
- 5:04Speaker 1: don't actually know what happened. We know that they paid
- 5:06Speaker 1: off the land, Like who's money did he have to
- 5:10Speaker 1: finance it. Who who out there is giving these people financing?
- 5:14Speaker 3: I don't understand.
- 5:15Speaker 1: And a two point one million dollar home. You've got
- 5:18Speaker 1: a bank out there financing these creepers.
- 5:21Speaker 3: A bank is gonna finance anybody that they can, true.
- 5:24Speaker 1: I mean, you have to have the lending ability, you
- 5:26Speaker 1: have to have collateral, you have to have liquidity. Maybe
- 5:30Speaker 1: it's in all of the art.
- 5:31Speaker 3: I mean, if they have a trust of that money
- 5:34Speaker 3: four hundred and twenty thousand, just.
- 5:36Speaker 1: To wait the money launder girl.
- 5:38Speaker 3: Yeah, ugh, people do that all the time.
- 5:43Speaker 1: Well, just newsflash, the McMansion has sold. Somebody bought it.
- 5:46Speaker 3: Yep, shockingly weird.
- 5:49Speaker 1: And that's all we have. Now let's get to the
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- 6:09Speaker 3: Yes, okay, all right. First message we have is from Emily.
- 6:14Speaker 2: Hey, guys, Emily here from the Irish Dumpster. I just
- 6:18Speaker 2: wanted to say, I think it's really funny that people
- 6:21Speaker 2: are shocked and surprised by Christine and how she's carrying on.
- 6:26Speaker 2: That's very ursh how she is behaving with David, and
- 6:31Speaker 2: how surprising it is.
- 6:33Speaker 5: That Cody and Robin have bought this new house allegedly.
- 6:37Speaker 5: And it's almost like we've been watching this show of
- 6:41Speaker 5: people making really good decisions for nineteen seasons.
- 6:45Speaker 2: It's like people have forgotten who it is for watching.
- 6:49Speaker 1: So is Emily being sarcastic? You have to break it down.
- 6:52Speaker 1: She hasn't actually think that the Browns have been making
- 6:54Speaker 1: a series of wonderful decisions for themselves.
- 6:57Speaker 3: She's being sarcastic, like, why are people surprised at Christine's
- 7:00Speaker 3: moving so fast and making all these dumb decisions with
- 7:03Speaker 3: David with that ugly ring?
- 7:05Speaker 6: And you.
- 7:08Speaker 1: Know, well, I mean, I'm I'm surprised and I'm not.
- 7:12Speaker 1: And we've talked this kind of to death, because like
- 7:14Speaker 1: we understand her culture and we understand that in Mormonism
- 7:19Speaker 1: couples move fast anyway, But then we've also talked about
- 7:22Speaker 1: how she's fifty and she's just getting this huge relationship
- 7:25Speaker 1: and she has all these kids who were witnessing what
- 7:27Speaker 1: she's doing, and so we would expect her to have
- 7:30Speaker 1: some decorum. But Emily's right, I'm not surprised yet she doesn't.
- 7:35Speaker 1: And I'm also not surprised that these people have been
- 7:37Speaker 1: making terrible decisions, which I do think purchasing a two
- 7:41Speaker 1: point one million dollar ugly house, for real, it is
- 7:46Speaker 1: a terrible decision when we are probably one or two
- 7:48Speaker 1: seasons away from this whole shit getting canceled yet.
- 7:52Speaker 3: Facts, So yeah, I'm surprised, but I'm not surprised at
- 7:56Speaker 3: the same time, because yeah, this is the show we've
- 7:58Speaker 3: been watching for ninety seasons now. Use people are dumb.
- 8:02Speaker 1: But I still get upset. Of course, I still have reactions.
- 8:05Speaker 1: I'm still gonna rage absolutely. Of course that'll never change
- 8:09Speaker 1: Emily never.
- 8:10Speaker 3: Thanks Emily. By the way, International Raccoons.
- 8:13Speaker 1: Absolutely, what the heck? International Raccoon of Mystery, Thank you
- 8:18Speaker 1: love it. And I love Ireland. I've been a few times.
- 8:20Speaker 3: I've never been. We gotta go. I want to go,
- 8:23Speaker 3: we should go.
- 8:23Speaker 1: I'm one of those ghost tours. Yeah, we could bring
- 8:26Speaker 1: a bunch of raccoons. We could go kiss the Blarney Stone,
- 8:29Speaker 1: which I think people pee on that and stuff like
- 8:31Speaker 1: we could do so many fun things Ireland.
- 8:38Speaker 3: All right, next message we have is from Sarah, and
- 8:40Speaker 3: actually I think she sent two messages in a.
- 8:43Speaker 1: Row, so she's got a lot to trigger more than
- 8:46Speaker 1: ninety seconds start to say.
- 8:48Speaker 7: All right, hey guys. After hearing the episodelast week, I
- 8:51Speaker 7: had to chime in with my opinion on the mothers.
- 8:54Speaker 7: I think these women are over praised. They of course
- 8:56Speaker 7: deserve some praise, but we can't forget that they sat
- 8:59Speaker 7: there for years and watch their children be neglected and
- 9:01Speaker 7: then also partially participated in it. Especially Christine. She gets
- 9:07Speaker 7: under my skin. I just feel like Christine is a
- 9:10Speaker 7: pig me, and no one's saying that like she is
- 9:13Speaker 7: a pigmy. The reason why she left was because Cody
- 9:16Speaker 7: said that he's no longer attracted to her and never was.
- 9:18Speaker 7: She didn't leave because he didn't go to her child surgery.
- 9:21Speaker 7: She didn't leave because of all the neglect that she
- 9:24Speaker 7: shuffered behind him. I feel like if he would have
- 9:26Speaker 7: never said that, she would have been there. Now she's
- 9:28Speaker 7: finally found someone who picked her and is also willing
- 9:31Speaker 7: to be on TV. And I think that's important to
- 9:33Speaker 7: point out because with him willing to be on TV
- 9:36Speaker 7: she can show the world and also Cody that with
- 9:40Speaker 7: all the love and stuff that she's being showd with
- 9:42Speaker 7: that she is deserving of that love. And of course
- 9:45Speaker 7: she is, but I just feel like she really wants
- 9:47Speaker 7: to show it and stick it to him. Even the
- 9:50Speaker 7: conversation between Cody and Christine, like that sit down when
- 9:53Speaker 7: she broke up to him, that was so not Christine's
- 9:56Speaker 7: personality to be that calm and collective and clear articulate
- 10:01Speaker 7: her points. I just feel like she had Olivia Popen
- 10:03Speaker 7: associates on speed Now because she knew that if she
- 10:06Speaker 7: came across like that, it was only gonna make Cody
- 10:09Speaker 7: look worse. So I don't know, what do you guys think?
- 10:12Speaker 3: Hmm, hot take Yeah?
- 10:14Speaker 1: Why do you think so?
- 10:15Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 10:15Speaker 3: Because I mean, I feel like a lot of people
- 10:17Speaker 3: are praising all the wives, especially Christine. Like on Reddit,
- 10:21Speaker 3: people are calling each other the C word right for
- 10:24Speaker 3: being critical of how cringy her and David's relationship is.
- 10:30Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know, like I feel like it's
- 10:32Speaker 3: a valid reason for Christine to not be okay with
- 10:35Speaker 3: being married to somebody who's not attracted her, Like it's
- 10:37Speaker 3: okay for her to leave because of that, But I
- 10:40Speaker 3: feel like Sarah makes a good point of like, yeah,
- 10:42Speaker 3: you didn't leave when he didn't go to Isabelle's scoliosis surgeries.
- 10:45Speaker 3: You didn't leave when he was neglecting your family for
- 10:48Speaker 3: years and not being a father to your children, Like
- 10:51Speaker 3: all of your children have strained relationships with Cody now,
- 10:55Speaker 3: like you're partly to blame for that. So I feel
- 10:57Speaker 3: like that's a good pine.
- 10:58Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and I think that, I mean, we do
- 11:01Speaker 1: mention this quite a lot, the complicit nature of these wives, Mary,
- 11:06Speaker 1: Janelle and Christine. I feel bad to call Christine a
- 11:10Speaker 1: pick me simply because I feel that she was so
- 11:14Speaker 1: traumatized in this relationship, and I definitely think she wished
- 11:19Speaker 1: and she hoped that Cody would pick her, even just once.
- 11:23Speaker 1: I mean, we saw her go to Galveston with that
- 11:26Speaker 1: two actual two marriage counselors to try and work on
- 11:29Speaker 1: her relationship. And even when they're there for the sole
- 11:32Speaker 1: purpose of working on their marriage, he's making a rock
- 11:36Speaker 1: formation for the whole family because he can't conceive of
- 11:39Speaker 1: a life where it's just him and Christine in a marriage,
- 11:41Speaker 1: And so I feel really bad for her. But at
- 11:43Speaker 1: the same time she annoys me too. I also will
- 11:46Speaker 1: say that I think she was winding up to leaving
- 11:50Speaker 1: Cody when the whole Isabelle thing went down. I think
- 11:53Speaker 1: she was probably listening to Cody, who was the one
- 11:56Speaker 1: who was like, Yeah, she doesn't need surgery, let's keep
- 11:58Speaker 1: her in the brace, let's keep her doing these very
- 12:00Speaker 1: painful exercises. In that, I think she was complicit with
- 12:04Speaker 1: Cody and really injuring Isabelle. But when Cody didn't show
- 12:08Speaker 1: up to the hospital, to the surgery, to the aftercare,
- 12:12Speaker 1: didn't even really come over when they came home, I
- 12:15Speaker 1: think that might have been the defining moment that caused
- 12:18Speaker 1: Christine to say I am out. Yeah, but like it
- 12:20Speaker 1: should have happened way before that, And I do agree
- 12:22Speaker 1: with Sarah in that regard.
- 12:25Speaker 3: I agree. Now here's her second message.
- 12:28Speaker 1: Okay, let's hear at Sarah.
- 12:29Speaker 7: Hey, y'all, it's me again. I'm feeling chatty today. I
- 12:32Speaker 7: guess I wanted to talk about the notion that Cody
- 12:36Speaker 7: never loved Christine. I kind of believe it. If you
- 12:40Speaker 7: think about their society and how Christine was to describe
- 12:43Speaker 7: to us. We know she comes from a prominent family
- 12:46Speaker 7: within the religion, so I definitely believe there was some
- 12:50Speaker 7: pressure and also social status for Cody to gain to
- 12:53Speaker 7: marry her. I feel like Christine probably saw Cody and
- 12:58Speaker 7: she liked him, and we know from that first season
- 13:01Speaker 7: how much she gushed over wanting to be the third wife,
- 13:05Speaker 7: and so she saw that position was opened, liked Cody,
- 13:09Speaker 7: and probably pushed her family to introduce them to kind
- 13:12Speaker 7: of see of the match with work. And I feel
- 13:14Speaker 7: like Cody may have felt pressured a to say yes
- 13:17Speaker 7: because of her family's social status, but be also he
- 13:22Speaker 7: was able to gain social status by marrying into that
- 13:25Speaker 7: family and having that family as an in law. So
- 13:27Speaker 7: I don't know, I kind.
- 13:28Speaker 3: Of believe it.
- 13:29Speaker 7: And I think, knowing how their religion works and that
- 13:32Speaker 7: you're probably going to get at least three wives in
- 13:35Speaker 7: their religion, I feel like he probably just kind of
- 13:37Speaker 7: took that one on the chin and they made it work.
- 13:40Speaker 7: He made it work. I think he probably did pretend,
- 13:44Speaker 7: and I don't Christine did a very good job as
- 13:46Speaker 7: a mother and homemaker in the family, so it also fit. So,
- 13:50Speaker 7: like I said, I kind of believe that. What do
- 13:53Speaker 7: you guys think?
- 13:55Speaker 3: What do you think Yeah, I think Cody, out of
- 13:57Speaker 3: all of the wives, I think Cody probably didn't love Christie. Honestly,
- 14:01Speaker 3: I think he totally loved Janelle. I think he totally
- 14:04Speaker 3: loved Mary. Like I think his bullshit of how he's
- 14:07Speaker 3: never loved Mary ever, I'm like, that's so dumb. Yeah,
- 14:10Speaker 3: I feel like he totally loved those two. I think
- 14:13Speaker 3: maybe he tried to love Christine because, you know, obligation,
- 14:19Speaker 3: But when he does talk about how he married her
- 14:21Speaker 3: out of some obligation, he was sad on their wedding day.
- 14:25Speaker 3: I think that is true.
- 14:26Speaker 1: Well, I was watching the episode this week like the
- 14:28Speaker 1: rest of y'all, and Cody was talking about or maybe
- 14:33Speaker 1: Christine was talking about her marriage. I forget. But they're
- 14:36Speaker 1: showing the same old pictures of Christine in that god
- 14:39Speaker 1: awful wedding dress. Oh my god, that some family members
- 14:42Speaker 1: sowed for her. I feel really bad for her. Yeah,
- 14:45Speaker 1: and the picture of her and Cody on their wedding
- 14:48Speaker 1: and he just looks like a man who is struck
- 14:50Speaker 1: with fear. Yeah, he looks like a man who's like,
- 14:52Speaker 1: oh shit, what am I doing? But at the same time,
- 14:55Speaker 1: how do you not love somebody and or how are
- 14:57Speaker 1: you not attracted to somebody, let's start. Yeah, and yet
- 15:01Speaker 1: you have five children with them, like your dick's getting
- 15:04Speaker 1: a hard head. For sure. That's not love, but it
- 15:06Speaker 1: is sexual attraction. It is a kind of affection. But
- 15:10Speaker 1: at the end of the day, I think I agree Sarah.
- 15:13Speaker 1: I don't think he ever was like infatuated with Christine, yeah,
- 15:16Speaker 1: or like head over heels and sprung for Christine. But
- 15:19Speaker 1: there was that first Christmas when Christine joined the family
- 15:23Speaker 1: where he bought all of these Christmas presents for Christine
- 15:26Speaker 1: and nothing for Mary.
- 15:28Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 15:28Speaker 1: See, so I'm what was that?
- 15:31Speaker 3: Maybe just attraction, maybe sexual chemistry. I don't know, but
- 15:35Speaker 3: I mean the nachos and he said he was repulsed.
- 15:38Speaker 3: I mean it.
- 15:38Speaker 1: It just doesn't make sense. But that's par for the
- 15:41Speaker 1: course with the Browns, because they're constantly contradicting themselves, of.
- 15:45Speaker 3: Course, especially Cody, because anything he can do to rewrite
- 15:48Speaker 3: history or take off any blame from himself for being
- 15:51Speaker 3: a total fucking failure of a husband. I mean, you
- 15:55Speaker 3: could You've been with this lady for twenty five fucking years,
- 15:57Speaker 3: like you're telling me that entire time you just were
- 16:01Speaker 3: into her, like not even a little bit. That's a
- 16:03Speaker 3: little sun well, and he.
- 16:04Speaker 1: Did kind of concede in this episode that there were
- 16:07Speaker 1: good times. And we hear as been talking about them
- 16:10Speaker 1: dancing in the kitchen, right, so like it wasn't all bad, right,
- 16:13Speaker 1: I don't know. By the way, if you're hearing somebody
- 16:16Speaker 1: sneezing in the background, that's my great Dane Sunshine. She
- 16:19Speaker 1: has joined us for this audio and video. It's a
- 16:22Speaker 1: girl party, all right? Who else called?
- 16:25Speaker 3: All right? Next we have aj Ay j Yeah from
- 16:29Speaker 3: the Backstreet Boys.
- 16:30Speaker 4: Hey guys, this is Aja from Oklahoma and I have
- 16:34Speaker 4: been a raccoon in your dumpster since the very beginning.
- 16:38Speaker 4: First of all, I want to say that Cody Brown
- 16:41Speaker 4: is a boil on the butt of life. I cannot
- 16:45Speaker 4: stand the man, but yet for some reason, I keep
- 16:48Speaker 4: watching because I just can't stop. What I really want
- 16:51Speaker 4: to talk about, though, is did either of you think
- 16:56Speaker 4: that Cody and Mary were being flirty with each other
- 17:00Speaker 4: whenever he came over to help her move that furniture
- 17:03Speaker 4: on last week's episode, Because I feel like the energy
- 17:09Speaker 4: between them was like super flirtatious, especially like they're towards
- 17:12Speaker 4: the end when they were in the trailer all four
- 17:14Speaker 4: of them were in the trailer, and he's talking about how,
- 17:19Speaker 4: you know, why is it easy now? Why is it
- 17:21Speaker 4: easy now all of a sudden that we're not together,
- 17:25Speaker 4: you know, we can be civil towards each other. And
- 17:27Speaker 4: I'm like, well, you're going a little bit further. You're
- 17:29Speaker 4: you're being flirty.
- 17:30Speaker 2: Hmm.
- 17:31Speaker 3: Interesting.
- 17:33Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say that maybe Mary, if anybody came
- 17:39Speaker 1: off as remotely flirtatious, Mary did with her quoty yeah,
- 17:45Speaker 1: and her tittering in the driveway and her laughing and
- 17:49Speaker 1: kind of the way that she was acting, could be
- 17:51Speaker 1: perceived as flirtatious, although I might I might probably think
- 17:56Speaker 1: that she was just uncomfortable and didn't necessarily know what
- 18:00Speaker 1: to do or how to approach it. I didn't think
- 18:03Speaker 1: that Cody came into that interaction flirtatious at all. Like
- 18:07Speaker 1: if we recall, he just sidesteps Mary, he hugs Rebecca
- 18:11Speaker 1: is her name or Rachel something something biblical like that,
- 18:14Speaker 1: and he says hide to Nate. N Nate gets all
- 18:17Speaker 1: of his attention and Mary gets dust from him. But
- 18:20Speaker 1: as they're all hanging out, I do see that more
- 18:22Speaker 1: of like a camaraderie is developing and they're acting like friends.
- 18:26Speaker 1: I wouldn't necessarily say there was chemistry, like some sexual
- 18:30Speaker 1: seduction tingles downstairs happening. If it was happening, it was
- 18:35Speaker 1: happening to Mary for sure, but not Cody, agreed, Does
- 18:39Speaker 1: it even tingle anymore? Cody?
- 18:41Speaker 3: No?
- 18:42Speaker 2: Not?
- 18:42Speaker 3: What the help was?
- 18:43Speaker 1: I made a pill baby, Yes, ma'am.
- 18:45Speaker 2: No.
- 18:46Speaker 3: I feel like, if anything, there is still some like lingering.
- 18:50Speaker 3: I don't even know what you would call it, not chemistry,
- 18:53Speaker 3: Maybe a little bit of a connection because they've been
- 18:55Speaker 3: with each other for thirty something years. Sure, like there's that,
- 18:58Speaker 3: you know, I don't even I know what you call it,
- 19:00Speaker 3: just like a little bit of an energy from knowing
- 19:03Speaker 3: somebody for that long maybe that. But yeah, I agree,
- 19:06Speaker 3: if anything, it came from Mary, because Mary would love
- 19:09Speaker 3: to be with Cody Brown still to this.
- 19:12Speaker 1: Day, which she told Nate. I know she's like, I mean,
- 19:15Speaker 1: I would still try to this day, but it's am
- 19:18Speaker 1: he's the one who doesn't want to do it, so
- 19:19Speaker 1: I guess we can.
- 19:20Speaker 3: Yeah, which is cringe for you, Mary very much. So,
- 19:23Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, it's only coming from her side, not Cody.
- 19:27Speaker 1: Yeah, I would agree.
- 19:28Speaker 3: He didn't want to touch her for ten years.
- 19:30Speaker 1: No with a ten foot pole that day, even no.
- 19:34Speaker 3: Never, all right. The next one we have is from
- 19:38Speaker 3: an anonymous raccoon.
- 19:39Speaker 1: Anonymous, are they gonna with me?
- 19:41Speaker 8: Okay, hey Raccoons, I love your podcast. I have been
- 19:46Speaker 8: watching Sister Wives since season one, and Cody has been
- 19:49Speaker 8: pissing me off for the better part of a decade now.
- 19:52Speaker 8: So it's nice to have a place to come and
- 19:54Speaker 8: sound often. But what's been pissing me off the most
- 19:58Speaker 8: is Cody and Robin and there talking heads. I feel
- 20:00Speaker 8: like in the earlier seasons, a lot of the things
- 20:04Speaker 8: that they would say would kind of have, you know,
- 20:06Speaker 8: a little bit of follow up. They wouldn't get too
- 20:08Speaker 8: involved in the interviews, but they would kind of ask
- 20:10Speaker 8: light questions like what do you think about that?
- 20:13Speaker 9: Or what about this?
- 20:14Speaker 8: And now in these newer seasons, a lot of what
- 20:17Speaker 8: they say, or it seems like everything they say is unchallenged,
- 20:21Speaker 8: there's no follow up, no other questions asked. And maybe
- 20:24Speaker 8: a lot of that is because a lot of us
- 20:26Speaker 8: is stillf filmed. But even in their talking heads where
- 20:29Speaker 8: there's a production team, they have like room to say
- 20:32Speaker 8: whatever they want without anything being challenged. And I get
- 20:36Speaker 8: the sense that they know that, so the things that
- 20:38Speaker 8: they're saying are like increasingly manipulative. It's so frustrating to
- 20:43Speaker 8: watch anyway, can't wait for the tell all. Hopefully we'll
- 20:46Speaker 8: get a little bit of something, but we keep doing
- 20:49Speaker 8: what you're doing. And I am never going to leave
- 20:51Speaker 8: this dumpson baby, thank you.
- 20:55Speaker 1: I I'm one hundred percent in agreeance with what was
- 20:59Speaker 1: this person's anonymous beautiful anonymous raccoon. I'm suid of it.
- 21:03Speaker 3: I do.
- 21:06Speaker 1: There was it last week or the week before when
- 21:09Speaker 1: I'm like, can somebody just break a fourth wall? When
- 21:12Speaker 1: Cody or Robin is talking some shit like Robin this week,
- 21:15Speaker 1: She's like, there's this new concept that I just got
- 21:20Speaker 1: Cody wrapped around my little finger, like I don't even
- 21:23Speaker 1: know what people would be like spells. Okay, then let's
- 21:28Speaker 1: do the montage. You can do it in post if
- 21:31Speaker 1: you're too weak to actually call her on it in
- 21:33Speaker 1: the moment, because that whole chat and Christmas conversation also
- 21:38Speaker 1: stemmed from your controlling nature, Robin, And so who are
- 21:42Speaker 1: we trying to fool? And why is production so weak?
- 21:46Speaker 1: Dicked with Cody and Robin unless of course they're friends,
- 21:51Speaker 1: or unless of course they have some sort of power
- 21:54Speaker 1: that we don't know about. Call these assholes out.
- 21:58Speaker 3: It makes me crazy. It makes me crazy too. Maybe
- 22:00Speaker 3: Robin and Cody threatened to leave the show good go.
- 22:04Speaker 3: Maybe productions like no we need you though, like we
- 22:07Speaker 3: need you for the ractually, don't just refer to them.
- 22:10Speaker 3: I agree, use old footage rage bait. I mean that's huge.
- 22:15Speaker 3: I mean, seriously, I know that's like so annoying. But
- 22:19Speaker 3: are people gonna want to watch Mary do her plexus
- 22:22Speaker 3: bullshit at her carriage house.
- 22:24Speaker 1: And her I'd like to see Mary date.
- 22:28Speaker 3: Though, sure, but she's not right now.
- 22:30Speaker 1: I would have loved to see her dating that Amos
- 22:32Speaker 1: fellow who was just who was just grifting and using
- 22:35Speaker 1: her for fame. I would have loved to see that.
- 22:38Speaker 1: I doubt we're going to see that on Sister Wives.
- 22:40Speaker 1: There are many things I'd love to see and I
- 22:43Speaker 1: would watch. And then if we could just have them
- 22:45Speaker 1: talking about Cody and Robin and how they're declaring bankruptcy, yeah,
- 22:49Speaker 1: having to get foreclosed upon in their new mansion, I
- 22:52Speaker 1: would love that. I don't feel like I need Cody
- 22:54Speaker 1: and Robin.
- 22:55Speaker 3: I mean, I don't feel like we need them either,
- 22:57Speaker 3: but the network probably does work. Is like, yes, keep
- 23:02Speaker 3: saying dumb fucking shit, keep making a fool out of yourself.
- 23:05Speaker 3: Please give us this rage bait because people are gonna
- 23:09Speaker 3: watch anyway. We're watching anyway, Yeah, other people are watching anyway.
- 23:14Speaker 1: It makes me so upset that I agree. It's like
- 23:16Speaker 1: how they keep Angela Deem on the network with my
- 23:20Speaker 1: cow and why are we platforming abusers and races? I
- 23:24Speaker 1: don't understand why are we platforming Cody Brown? But the
- 23:28Speaker 1: fact is it is the second largest show on TLC
- 23:31Speaker 1: behind ninety Days.
- 23:32Speaker 3: Exact a Mundo.
- 23:34Speaker 1: But I mean, it would be so great if they
- 23:36Speaker 1: at least I mean, Cody wants to get up and
- 23:39Speaker 1: stalk off out of his talking head, but that would
- 23:41Speaker 1: be so dramatic and fantastic. So come on, poke the.
- 23:44Speaker 3: Bear right, it'd be great. I don't know why we won't,
- 23:47Speaker 3: but that's weak, dicked production. Yep, that's TLC for you. Yep.
- 23:53Speaker 3: So the next one we have is from a raccoon
- 23:56Speaker 3: on Instagram because she couldn't figure out how to do
- 23:58Speaker 3: speak babe. Oh okay, so I wanted to read.
- 24:00Speaker 1: Sure, that's adorable.
- 24:02Speaker 3: Her name is Cynthia. She's been with us for a while.
- 24:04Speaker 6: Okay, girl, I just have to say I am laughing
- 24:08Speaker 6: my ass off.
- 24:11Speaker 1: Oh my god.
- 24:11Speaker 6: The comment that Cody busted his way in like the
- 24:15Speaker 6: kool aid man. That was amazing. Yes, the show is horrible,
- 24:20Speaker 6: but honestly, it makes me laugh so much when I
- 24:23Speaker 6: hear you guys talking about it, it makes my day.
- 24:27Speaker 6: I never wanted to go away, to be honest with you.
- 24:29Speaker 7: Keep it up, love it.
- 24:32Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, thank you.
- 24:33Speaker 6: Well the other thing too.
- 24:34Speaker 1: Sorry.
- 24:35Speaker 6: Regarding Christine, I wish I could do the speak pipe thing,
- 24:39Speaker 6: but I can't follow it.
- 24:40Speaker 1: I'm a boomer too.
- 24:42Speaker 6: Regarding Christina, I was told that when you get divorced,
- 24:46Speaker 6: you regress back to the age that you were when
- 24:51Speaker 6: you first married. So Christina is popped probably seventeen, you know,
- 24:55Speaker 6: and she really is acting that way anyway.
- 24:58Speaker 1: Just my thought.
- 24:59Speaker 6: You guys share it between yourselves, love.
- 25:02Speaker 1: Yeah, that is really interesting. Like I've heard that the
- 25:05Speaker 1: moment you take like a dose of drugs is also
- 25:09Speaker 1: like a formidable moment in time, or like become an
- 25:13Speaker 1: addict and or experience abuse, that you regress back to
- 25:17Speaker 1: that time and you don't actually continue to mature past
- 25:20Speaker 1: that point. I've never heard that connected to marriage or relationships,
- 25:25Speaker 1: but I mean it makes sense to me.
- 25:27Speaker 3: It makes sense to me. I'm like seeing it in
- 25:29Speaker 3: my own personal life with my parents' divorce and everything.
- 25:32Speaker 3: I mean, they totally went back to when they were
- 25:35Speaker 3: twenty years old when they first got married, and it
- 25:38Speaker 3: was so annoying and super cringe. So I could totally
- 25:41Speaker 3: see Christine just going back to the seventeen year old.
- 25:44Speaker 3: I think I even talked about it last week a
- 25:46Speaker 3: little bit, like how she's acting like that, Yes, super
- 25:48Speaker 3: immature and she's going through that phase. Ethel's told me
- 25:52Speaker 3: this too, Like there's this therapeutic principle of like nobody
- 25:56Speaker 3: skips a stage in life, you just end up going
- 25:59Speaker 3: back to it at whatever point, whatever age that you're at. Yeah,
- 26:03Speaker 3: So like if you grow up in like a repressed,
- 26:05Speaker 3: super crazy fundamentalist cult where you don't get to have
- 26:09Speaker 3: those like normal quote unquote normal experiences, if you end
- 26:13Speaker 3: up leaving it, you end up going back to those
- 26:16Speaker 3: like age moments, like those pivotal points in your life
- 26:19Speaker 3: because you can't escape it, you just repress it.
- 26:22Speaker 1: Interesting, I've never heard that, but that makes total sense,
- 26:25Speaker 1: Like you're gonna have to deal with it at some
- 26:27Speaker 1: point exactly. I mean, you can keep tamping it down
- 26:29Speaker 1: and tamping it down, but like the body keeps the score,
- 26:32Speaker 1: and that shit will continue to rise to the surface
- 26:34Speaker 1: until you notice it and deal with it, exactly. But yeah,
- 26:37Speaker 1: I can see it in Christine too, because a lot
- 26:39Speaker 1: of people online have been commenting she's acting like a
- 26:42Speaker 1: teenage girl. A lot of her behaviors seem very immature.
- 26:46Speaker 1: But like maybe that's just when she stopped maturing in
- 26:49Speaker 1: that specific.
- 26:51Speaker 3: Way exactly, which makes a lot of sense. It's still cringey.
- 26:55Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and she's still a fifty year old woman, like,
- 26:57Speaker 3: you know, maybe grow up a little bit. But I
- 27:00Speaker 3: can have some empathy. I can understand where she's coming
- 27:03Speaker 3: really a little bit. It's still annoying, but I can
- 27:07Speaker 3: understand a little bit. Yeah, with that principle in my mind.
- 27:10Speaker 1: Yes me as well.
- 27:11Speaker 3: Yes, all right, last but.
- 27:12Speaker 1: Not late, last speak pipe color.
- 27:16Speaker 3: My god. Her name is Mercedes.
- 27:18Speaker 1: Oh my god, I do you want to run in
- 27:22Speaker 1: my Mercedes?
- 27:23Speaker 6: Boy?
- 27:23Speaker 1: I love that name.
- 27:24Speaker 2: I know.
- 27:26Speaker 9: Hello Raccoon here from a dumpster in Spain. I wanted
- 27:29Speaker 9: to answer the question about whether Robin fakes it. I
- 27:32Speaker 9: think we all know the answer to that. But given
- 27:36Speaker 9: Cody's sense that he knows everything, and especially knows a
- 27:39Speaker 9: woman body better than she knows herself, I think we
- 27:43Speaker 9: know what's going on. However, I just wanted to point
- 27:46Speaker 9: out that when he was coaching Robin during her birthing scene,
- 27:51Speaker 9: she was doing great, but he was yelling at her
- 27:53Speaker 9: stupidly about you know, like how she should breathe. She's
- 27:56Speaker 9: sucking up her own oxygen. And I didn't notice she
- 27:59Speaker 9: rolled her eyes at him, and he didn't have a
- 28:02Speaker 9: narcissistic injury based on that, And he's so sensitive to
- 28:07Speaker 9: any like negative feedback. And so my theory is that
- 28:11Speaker 9: she rolls her eyes all the time at him in frustration.
- 28:14Speaker 9: We've seen it. I think that, yeah, she thinks that's
- 28:16Speaker 9: her O face, and I think that Robin doesn't even
- 28:21Speaker 9: have to fake it. She just simply rolls her eyes
- 28:23Speaker 9: and Cody assumes he's doing great and the eye rolling
- 28:26Speaker 9: is pleasure. And Robin, of course is serving her best
- 28:30Speaker 9: customer and getting things in another way, uh, and has
- 28:34Speaker 9: control of Cody in other ways. So that's my theory.
- 28:37Speaker 10: What do you think, Savage, So her rolling her eyes
- 28:43Speaker 10: at Cody Brown's her old face, so he doesn't know
- 28:47Speaker 10: that she's actually annoyed with him.
- 28:50Speaker 1: Proba thinks that she's sexually attracted to him even more
- 28:54Speaker 1: now than ever. Maybe she is really blatant with her
- 28:58Speaker 1: criticism in this season, and she was starting to a
- 29:01Speaker 1: little bit last season because she knows that she's getting
- 29:03Speaker 1: so profoundly thrown under the bus by this family and
- 29:06Speaker 1: in the edits, and so she's just serving him up
- 29:10Speaker 1: on a silver platter. Totally, But that's hilarious.
- 29:14Speaker 3: I love it. I love a world where Cody can't
- 29:18Speaker 3: pleasure any woman ever.
- 29:19Speaker 4: I love it.
- 29:20Speaker 1: I mean, he can impregnate them, that doesn't mean pact,
- 29:24Speaker 1: but I don't think he can pleasure them doubt. I
- 29:27Speaker 1: don't know.
- 29:27Speaker 3: Maybe with Robin, though, maybe she'll she'll communicate a little
- 29:31Speaker 3: bit in the bedroom.
- 29:32Speaker 1: Maybe or make demands.
- 29:33Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
- 29:34Speaker 1: She's like, I'm going to get the strap one, get
- 29:38Speaker 1: on that bed and wait for me. Bitch. I'm coming
- 29:42Speaker 1: with the big purple strap on because purple is my
- 29:44Speaker 1: favorite color. Probably get ready for Mama, big.
- 29:49Speaker 3: Mama, them Dom Robin and them diesel Gees.
- 29:54Speaker 1: Yes, girl, I could totally see that dancing into the
- 29:56Speaker 1: bedroom break dancing right into that bedroom with that strap on.
- 30:02Speaker 3: Oh my god, I've been saying it for a long
- 30:04Speaker 3: time that she probably pigs in.
- 30:06Speaker 1: I know. If only they would do an only fan,
- 30:08Speaker 1: I would watch that every day all day.
- 30:11Speaker 3: They're gonna have they are gonna have to figure out
- 30:15Speaker 3: some way of paying off that mortgage.
- 30:17Speaker 1: They're gonna have to jive.
- 30:19Speaker 3: Oh my god, they're gonna have to.
- 30:22Speaker 7: I would literally die.
- 30:24Speaker 3: I would subscribe so fast, me too.
- 30:28Speaker 1: Let's manifest it.
- 30:29Speaker 3: Let's put it on the Vision Lord.
- 30:31Speaker 1: Only fans for Cody and Rob. Oh my, the big
- 30:35Speaker 1: purple strap on.
- 30:37Speaker 3: You would have to react to that on our Patreon.
- 30:40Speaker 1: And I would.
- 30:42Speaker 7: Love to do that.
- 30:44Speaker 1: Jesus hear my prayer, Please your mouth to God's ears. Yes, well,
- 30:49Speaker 1: thank you very much for calling in and letting us
- 30:53Speaker 1: imagine Robin's o face as an eye roll and a snub.
- 30:57Speaker 3: Appreciate it and I love it. International Raccoon Space Space,
- 31:01Speaker 3: I didn't realize we were global like this.
- 31:03Speaker 1: You didn't realize that we.
- 31:05Speaker 3: Had international Yeah, but now we're having so many I'm like, damn.
- 31:09Speaker 1: People like us Beach love it. It's not just because
- 31:12Speaker 1: we're pret well, this was really fun. We want to
- 31:16Speaker 1: remind you if you want to call in give us
- 31:18Speaker 1: your opinions, we would love to hear it. All you
- 31:21Speaker 1: have today is go to speakpipe dot com slash reality
- 31:24Speaker 1: TV cringe. I mean we had a lot this week.
- 31:27Speaker 1: I think people are over it. Yeah with Cody Brown
- 31:30Speaker 1: you have a lot of feelings and Christine Brown for
- 31:33Speaker 1: that open mouth, kiss and beach. Please stop, but if
- 31:37Speaker 1: you want to call us, we would love to hear
- 31:38Speaker 1: from you again. We are likely to put it on
- 31:40Speaker 1: the pod. Are there any other thoughts before we get
- 31:43Speaker 1: up on out of here? Beatrice?
- 31:45Speaker 3: Well, if you love our podcast, I sure hope you
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- 31:55Speaker 1: Thank you, my God. We will be back next week
- 31:58Speaker 1: to talk sister wives. Of course, until then, please do
- 32:01Speaker 1: not forget that we have nothing but love for you
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