Latest / The Big Cunty Couch / Queens Queening w/ Jessica L'Whor | TBCC Ep. 26
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- 0:00SPEAKER_04: Coming up on the big county couch.
- 0:02SPEAKER_04: But what are you doing?
- 0:03SPEAKER_04: Are my bubbles?
- 0:04SPEAKER_04: Is my bubble arrow fogging up?
- 0:08SPEAKER_06: Why can't you just wipe your own fair?
- 0:11SPEAKER_02: My skin is very sensitive.
- 0:13SPEAKER_06: Oh, so you want water just blasting you about?
- 0:16SPEAKER_06: Good.
- 0:17SPEAKER_06: Stick around.
- 0:29SPEAKER_02: I know.
- 0:30SPEAKER_02: Hi.
- 0:30SPEAKER_02: Hi, how are ya?
- 0:32SPEAKER_02: Welcome to an ocean of secrets.
- 0:34SPEAKER_02: A woman's heart is a deep, deep ocean of secrets.
- 0:36SPEAKER_02: It's been 84 years.
- 0:37SPEAKER_04: James Cameron.
- 0:38SPEAKER_04: I always pretend he wrote that line on like the shitter and then flushed.
- 0:42SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you know.
- 0:42SPEAKER_02: I think you're right.
- 0:43SPEAKER_02: I mean, there's kind of is nothing gayer than Titanic.
- 0:46SPEAKER_04: Than our guy Jim Cameron.
- 0:47SPEAKER_04: I love Titanic, obviously.
- 0:49SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 0:49SPEAKER_04: Do you remember when we saw the re-release of Titanic in college?
- 0:52SPEAKER_04: Post-college, and I almost killed you and Kat because I made um pot brownies from scratch.
- 0:57SPEAKER_04: That was And they were a little too potent.
- 1:00SPEAKER_02: They were like nuclear.
- 1:01SPEAKER_02: It was the classic thing of like, I'm making pot butter.
- 1:03SPEAKER_02: Oh, I don't think it's working.
- 1:05SPEAKER_02: Uh, let's eat the entire thing for breakfast on an empty stomach.
- 1:08SPEAKER_04: Like, what?
- 1:08SPEAKER_04: Well, Kat was like bullying me kind of being like, These aren't strong enough.
- 1:11SPEAKER_04: I don't feel anything.
- 1:12SPEAKER_04: I'm like, okay, just give them a second.
- 1:15SPEAKER_02: Cut to hours later, we had spent gone an entire day of being higher than I've ever been in my life.
- 1:20SPEAKER_02: And then I remember distinctly uncrossing my legs at like hour 1.5 of Titanic, being like, I'm back.
- 1:27SPEAKER_02: Wow.
- 1:27SPEAKER_02: It was wild.
- 1:28SPEAKER_02: Back on planet Earth.
- 1:29SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:29SPEAKER_04: You know what's really funny?
- 1:30SPEAKER_04: Um, now edibles are so accessible.
- 1:33SPEAKER_04: Like, no, ain't no one cooking up weed in a crock pot.
- 1:35SPEAKER_04: Like I was.
- 1:36SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, honestly.
- 1:37SPEAKER_04: Back in the day.
- 1:37SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it was really hard to keep track of.
- 1:38SPEAKER_04: I'll leave it to my bodega man, actually.
- 1:40SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
- 1:40SPEAKER_04: Isn't that funny?
- 1:41SPEAKER_04: It was like hard to get edibles.
- 1:42SPEAKER_04: You gotta make your own.
- 1:43SPEAKER_04: Yeah, DIY.
- 1:44SPEAKER_04: DIY.
- 1:45SPEAKER_04: Whatever.
- 1:46SPEAKER_04: Well, I'm stoned as fuck.
- 1:49SPEAKER_04: How are you?
- 1:50SPEAKER_04: I'm doing good.
- 1:51SPEAKER_04: What's your name?
- 1:52SPEAKER_04: I'm Mike Fales.
- 1:53SPEAKER_04: And I'm Gina Bugatti, aka Ang Balasone, and this is The Big County Couch.
- 1:58SPEAKER_04: Ooh, ooh.
- 1:58SPEAKER_02: You can find us uh on YouTube at TBCC Pod and Instagram, TBCC Pod and TikTok uh at the BigCunty Couch.
- 2:07SPEAKER_04: Oh, we're on TikTok.
- 2:08SPEAKER_02: Yes, we are.
- 2:08SPEAKER_02: And on Patreon, and we have a new patron, Kevin Cassidy, friend of the Oh wow.
- 2:13SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 2:14SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 2:14SPEAKER_04: He has like the jelly roll scroll.
- 2:16SPEAKER_02: Uh I don't know if he still has the jelly roll scroll, but Kevin.
- 2:18SPEAKER_04: You still like let us know his hair in a really perfect wave.
- 2:21SPEAKER_04: Yeah, Kevin, please uh do let us know if that's still up and running.
- 2:25SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 2:25SPEAKER_04: Because that was iconic.
- 2:26SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was your um your audition tape review that um uh really brought up.
- 2:30SPEAKER_04: I need to hate watch this.
- 2:32SPEAKER_04: I need this in full so I can laugh.
- 2:33SPEAKER_04: Yeah, well, uh who are you wearing and what is your problem?
- 2:36SPEAKER_04: Oh my dear.
- 2:38SPEAKER_04: This is kind of a funny look.
- 2:40SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 2:40SPEAKER_04: It is Lazy Oaf, which is like a UK street brand that used to be cool and it has since gotten kind of like a little too kitschy.
- 2:48SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 2:49SPEAKER_04: Like it used to have like an edge to it, and now I'm I don't even I don't even take a pass because I'm kind of over it.
- 2:53SPEAKER_04: But it's fun.
- 2:55SPEAKER_04: It's a fishy full bleed, I don't know.
- 2:57SPEAKER_04: Yeah, full bleed pants fish and reef pants.
- 3:00SPEAKER_04: Pants on the couch, pants, pants on the couch.
- 3:03SPEAKER_02: Um, which thankfully it's not 900 degrees as it has been for the last month, but um you pulled out the trousers for this one.
- 3:09SPEAKER_02: No, it's gorgeous.
- 3:09SPEAKER_02: It's um it's also archival.
- 3:11SPEAKER_02: We've had this one on the rack for uh for a while.
- 3:14SPEAKER_04: It's pretty cash.
- 3:15SPEAKER_04: Our guest today is so gorgeous, and I can't wait for her to shocking.
- 3:19SPEAKER_04: I'm shocking.
- 3:20SPEAKER_04: But dear God, she uh blew me out of the water, yeah.
- 3:23SPEAKER_04: I'll say water.
- 3:24SPEAKER_04: Um yeah, we'll wait so there we'll get there.
- 3:27SPEAKER_02: It's so good that the uh the the water blowage is worth it.
- 3:31SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
- 3:31SPEAKER_04: I'm actually glad like I didn't try or like there's no chance to compete.
- 3:34SPEAKER_04: So I'm like, actually, pants, pants are where it's at.
- 3:36SPEAKER_04: It's what I deserve.
- 3:37SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but it's cute.
- 3:38SPEAKER_04: It's um it's a look that makes me kind of um if I start to overthink it, I will spiral and get weird because it's like uh it's not mermaid, you know.
- 3:46SPEAKER_04: I was styling it, and I was like, don't underway.
- 3:49SPEAKER_04: It's just water.
- 3:50SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 3:50SPEAKER_04: Because the second you start to add a bra and then whatever, you're like, wait, what is it supposed to be?
- 3:55SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you're like, where's the tail?
- 3:56SPEAKER_04: I'm just the ocean.
- 3:57SPEAKER_04: And you certainly are.
- 3:58SPEAKER_04: Wavy, wavy, wavy.
- 4:00SPEAKER_04: Thanks.
- 4:00SPEAKER_04: And the hair is the hat, the flattest hair of all time.
- 4:03SPEAKER_04: Because I decided to um, I don't know, wear a human unit.
- 4:07SPEAKER_04: Inches, honey.
- 4:08SPEAKER_04: I'll be regretting this in two minutes.
- 4:11SPEAKER_04: One second when I see the tape.
- 4:12SPEAKER_04: Hair by by whomst?
- 4:14SPEAKER_04: Sean Bennett, our girly.
- 4:16SPEAKER_04: He does a lot of my wigs, but I never wear human because I look like a linebacker and I need like plastic back combed into a ball.
- 4:24SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, extra height here and here and everywhere.
- 4:26SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 4:26SPEAKER_04: Well, we're breaking all the rules today.
- 4:28SPEAKER_02: Absolutely brutally.
- 4:29SPEAKER_04: What is my problem?
- 4:29SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 4:30SPEAKER_04: What is your problem?
- 4:31SPEAKER_04: Oh, my problem is I got I've been like kind of broken out.
- 4:35SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
- 4:36SPEAKER_04: So I went to the skin doctor and he gave me this face wash, and he's like, uh, it's sulfuric, whatever, blah, blah, blah.
- 4:40SPEAKER_04: He's like, it smells a little funny, like, just use it at night.
- 4:43SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
- 4:43SPEAKER_04: Girl, it's full on rotten eggs.
- 4:45SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
- 4:46SPEAKER_04: And it's like, imagine, isn't that glamorous?
- 4:49SPEAKER_04: Um, imagine like having a face that smells like rotten eggs.
- 4:52SPEAKER_04: Like, I'd rather have full acne.
- 4:54SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 4:54SPEAKER_04: Full blown acne.
- 4:55SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 4:55SPEAKER_04: I was like, what would anyone ever do with this?
- 4:57SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 4:58SPEAKER_04: I'm like, oh, so that's what I'm getting here.
- 4:59SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 5:00SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you're getting omelet.
- 5:01SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm getting uh hard-boiled.
- 5:03SPEAKER_02: Yeah, sulfur.
- 5:04SPEAKER_02: I should have known.
- 5:05SPEAKER_02: We were uh hanging out at your place the other day, and I think it's ivermectin, which is like, isn't that like the drug that Trump was telling everyone to like take instead of getting a COVID vaccine?
- 5:14SPEAKER_05: Okay, a MAGA!
- 5:15SPEAKER_02: No, uh dear God.
- 5:17SPEAKER_04: No, no, no, because I haven't started using it or whatever.
- 5:19SPEAKER_04: That's something else.
- 5:19SPEAKER_04: He give me too many medications.
- 5:20SPEAKER_04: He's like, just try that if you're uh let me know how the eggs are working.
- 5:24SPEAKER_02: Fucking hell.
- 5:25SPEAKER_02: But speaking of my problem, it's sad and scary.
- 5:27SPEAKER_02: That is scary.
- 5:27SPEAKER_02: Uh, but speaking of MAGA, um, have you been keeping up with the Sydney Sweeney American Eagle jeans?
- 5:33SPEAKER_02: What are you?
- 5:33SPEAKER_02: Are my bubbles?
- 5:34SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
- 5:35SPEAKER_02: Is my bubble arrow fogging up?
- 5:37SPEAKER_04: Isn't that fun?
- 5:38SPEAKER_04: I've been dying to call it a bubble arrow all day.
- 5:40SPEAKER_02: It's fogging that is dark.
- 5:43SPEAKER_02: That's scary.
- 5:45SPEAKER_02: Well, wow, add that to the problem list.
- 5:48SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 5:48SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm a greenhouse.
- 5:49SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 5:50SPEAKER_02: Um, but Sydney, she the Buzzfeed just released uh breaking news that she's been she was registered as a Republican in 2024.
- 5:56SPEAKER_02: So everyone's like, we knew it!
- 5:58SPEAKER_04: We knew it! Oh Jesus Christ.
- 5:59SPEAKER_02: Conservative! Yeah, so um it's really not fun when like a buxom blonde sex symbol like turns out to be like not in on the joke, you know what I mean?
- 6:07SPEAKER_02: Like Pam Anderson, she's pretty you know, liberal and smart and creative.
- 6:11SPEAKER_02: And she's been wearing a little more makeup lately.
- 6:13SPEAKER_02: Well, she's dating Lee Neeson.
- 6:14SPEAKER_02: Do you know that?
- 6:15SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I which I think is unrelated to the makeup.
- 6:19SPEAKER_04: But um, I'm really happy for her.
- 6:20SPEAKER_04: That's cute.
- 6:21SPEAKER_04: They seem like a cute couple.
- 6:22SPEAKER_04: He hasn't dated anyone since his wife.
- 6:24SPEAKER_04: His wife, Natasha Richardson, R.I.P.
- 6:26SPEAKER_04: died.
- 6:27SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
- 6:27SPEAKER_04: Which is sad, but cute that he found in love later on.
- 6:30SPEAKER_04: It's like been a week.
- 6:31SPEAKER_04: I'm like so cute.
- 6:32SPEAKER_04: I ship, I ship them.
- 6:34SPEAKER_04: Um, but she's been wearing a little more makeup.
- 6:36SPEAKER_04: Yeah, a little bit.
- 6:37SPEAKER_04: And it's a little more stylish.
- 6:38SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 6:39SPEAKER_04: It's still natural, but it doesn't look like her breath stinks, you know?
- 6:42SPEAKER_04: It's like there's a little something.
- 6:45SPEAKER_02: We can't reopen that can.
- 6:46SPEAKER_04: She's looking better.
- 6:47SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 6:48SPEAKER_04: She finally saw the tapes for sure.
- 6:50SPEAKER_04: I need to set my pussy.
- 6:51SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I need a little bit of blush.
- 6:54SPEAKER_04: Problem.
- 6:54SPEAKER_04: Who are you wearing and what is your problem?
- 6:56SPEAKER_02: I'm wearing uh pool print t-shirt from that took like a month to arrive, just like your bubble arrow.
- 7:02SPEAKER_02: I kind of love a pool print.
- 7:03SPEAKER_02: But it's that type of fabric that is it's like 99% plastic.
- 7:07SPEAKER_02: And I was like, I just I hope this is like a good blank.
- 7:10SPEAKER_02: I hope it's like actually cotton, but then it came, it's like, okay, this is spandex, which is just like got into religion.
- 7:14SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I was praying on my knees to God.
- 7:16SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 7:16SPEAKER_04: So you could pray that this came in time and a Haynes, yeah.
- 7:20SPEAKER_04: It kind of looks actually a little more tie-dye than pool.
- 7:22SPEAKER_04: Well, it's versatile.
- 7:23SPEAKER_04: I just hate to break it to you.
- 7:24SPEAKER_02: Uh and then this is vintage um from the Michael Prouty collection.
- 7:27SPEAKER_02: And then these are uh Amiri, um, which I wore on the f very first episode of the pod.
- 7:33SPEAKER_04: Wow.
- 7:34SPEAKER_02: Over a year and a season and a half later, yeah.
- 7:37SPEAKER_02: Uh the my um wedding sandals and the uh Casablancas designer bucket hat that I wore.
- 7:44SPEAKER_04: How much does that cost?
- 7:44SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I can't say.
- 7:45SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna I say it was it's it was it was used, it was on sale, so I will say$100.
- 7:50SPEAKER_02: That's that's what I'm saying.
- 7:51SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 7:51SPEAKER_02: Sure, Jan.
- 7:52SPEAKER_02: But it certainly was originally more than that, which is embarrassing.
- 7:55SPEAKER_04: Kind of crazy that you're getting um second wear out of it.
- 7:57SPEAKER_04: You know what I mean?
- 7:58SPEAKER_04: I like it and I was like happy you got it for the wedding.
- 8:00SPEAKER_04: And I was like, When when the hell are you gonna ever wear this again?
- 8:03SPEAKER_04: Speaking of that wedding, I do feel kinda like I kind of was a best dressed guy.
- 8:06SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 8:06SPEAKER_04: Don't you think?
- 8:07SPEAKER_04: A little bit.
- 8:07SPEAKER_04: Well, what about me?
- 8:08SPEAKER_04: I think I beat you.
- 8:10SPEAKER_04: You were in there.
- 8:11SPEAKER_04: What did you wear?
- 8:11SPEAKER_04: Izzy Miyaki.
- 8:12SPEAKER_04: Oh, it was cute, yeah.
- 8:14SPEAKER_04: You're you're pissed.
- 8:16SPEAKER_04: Honey, she is pressed.
- 8:18SPEAKER_04: I don't care you do this to me on TV.
- 8:19SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I'm so sorry.
- 8:20SPEAKER_04: I forgot you I actually forgot you were in attendance.
- 8:22SPEAKER_05: It was both of us, it was a tie.
- 8:24SPEAKER_04: No.
- 8:25SPEAKER_04: Uh whatever.
- 8:26SPEAKER_04: You were cute.
- 8:26SPEAKER_02: And what is your problem?
- 8:28SPEAKER_02: I had to stifle a sneeze in the car on the way over, and I really scared the driver.
- 8:32SPEAKER_02: I had to like hold it in, you know.
- 8:36SPEAKER_02: Well, it it sounded like I was gagging and throwing up, and then uh the driver like swerved.
- 8:40SPEAKER_02: He was frightened.
- 8:41SPEAKER_02: So that was scary for both of us.
- 8:43SPEAKER_02: And he started giving you CPR.
- 8:44SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but you were fine.
- 8:45SPEAKER_02: Um, so that was that.
- 8:46SPEAKER_02: He started kissing your bottom lip.
- 8:47SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and I loved every second of it.
- 8:49SPEAKER_02: Um, no, but my problem is just, and just like that, uh, finally getting canceled.
- 8:53SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
- 8:53SPEAKER_02: I knew it.
- 8:54SPEAKER_02: You manifest that I did, and you're welcome.
- 8:56SPEAKER_04: No, I'm devastated.
- 8:58SPEAKER_04: She got this canceled, and just like that.
- 9:00SPEAKER_04: He was just talking about this.
- 9:02SPEAKER_04: I was.
- 9:02SPEAKER_04: I was like, it's gonna get canceled.
- 9:03SPEAKER_04: And I was like, it ain't going anywhere.
- 9:06SPEAKER_04: It ain't going anywhere.
- 9:06SPEAKER_04: You literally cursed it.
- 9:08SPEAKER_02: Good.
- 9:08SPEAKER_02: It deserved to go down.
- 9:09SPEAKER_02: So upset.
- 9:09SPEAKER_02: What am I gonna I've gone full circle on it?
- 9:11SPEAKER_02: I was like, it's not that bad.
- 9:12SPEAKER_02: I actually think it's getting better.
- 9:13SPEAKER_02: I love it and I hate it, and now it's like I'm happy it's it's dead and buried.
- 9:17SPEAKER_04: It's like Game of Thrones vibes, how they're ending it.
- 9:19SPEAKER_02: They're like, they're just like, eh, whatever, it's fine.
- 9:22SPEAKER_02: Carrie gets decapitated.
- 9:24SPEAKER_02: If they don't show Lisa's documentary, I will cancel every streaming subscription I have.
- 9:29SPEAKER_04: Lisa's caught for time.
- 9:31SPEAKER_04: She doesn't even exist anymore in the last two parts an hour.
- 9:34SPEAKER_04: They gotta give her like a screening off a screening.
- 9:37SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like a IRL screening for like, you know, an experience, make it like immersive.
- 9:42SPEAKER_02: I would go to that.
- 9:42SPEAKER_02: I'd put it.
- 9:43SPEAKER_04: I actually really hope she doesn't finish the finish the doc in this universe.
- 9:46SPEAKER_04: You know what I mean?
- 9:46SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
- 9:47SPEAKER_02: What a waste.
- 9:48SPEAKER_02: I was saying, like, what a waste for these characters that this is the way that like it ends for them.
- 9:53SPEAKER_02: It just was getting good.
- 9:54SPEAKER_02: I think it was just getting good.
- 9:55SPEAKER_04: This last episode made you laugh a little bit.
- 9:56SPEAKER_02: Well, because of like I Michael and I cracked up because of that scene with um Charlotte and Miranda go undercover, like doing kooky antics to find uh Brady's baby mama, and they they think she's a stylist, and they go in, they're like, Hey, we'd love to talk to Mia.
- 10:08SPEAKER_02: She was highly recommended.
- 10:09SPEAKER_02: And the and the desk person is like, That's insane.
- 10:11SPEAKER_02: Who would recommend the shampoo girl?
- 10:13SPEAKER_02: She's like, No offense.
- 10:14SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that was.
- 10:15SPEAKER_02: It was actually lol.
- 10:16SPEAKER_02: Like, that was a funny joke.
- 10:17SPEAKER_02: And then it's a hard cut from that to Mia farting in Miranda's face.
- 10:21SPEAKER_02: It was like, it was such whiplash.
- 10:24SPEAKER_04: I was here for a no, it was really humiliating for everyone.
- 10:27SPEAKER_04: Um, but then she walked away and sort of like punctuated the scene with more farts, and then it got good again.
- 10:33SPEAKER_04: I was like, actually, you know, uh, Mia because they've got G-mates at the end.
- 10:37SPEAKER_02: Jesus, Mia.
- 10:38SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 10:38SPEAKER_04: And then a blow dry sound, and someone was like, Blow that that way.
- 10:41SPEAKER_02: It was like, what are we doing?
- 10:44SPEAKER_04: What are we doing?
- 10:45SPEAKER_04: Truly.
- 10:46SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
- 10:46SPEAKER_04: I feel like that's not the first time Sex in the City has universe has tried to like, or or has had a character with accidental, uncontrollable gas.
- 10:53SPEAKER_04: Like, I feel like they've tried that a couple of times.
- 10:56SPEAKER_04: No, they're like accidental parts for humor.
- 10:59SPEAKER_04: Sure.
- 10:59SPEAKER_04: It's like crazy that that would happen more than once.
- 11:01SPEAKER_04: And then another thing I want to say is Miranda, as someone with that baby fine ginger hair, she really gets her hair wet in many, many scenes, I feel.
- 11:09SPEAKER_04: You know what I mean?
- 11:10SPEAKER_04: Which is like she really does.
- 11:11SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna say brave.
- 11:12SPEAKER_02: She is brave.
- 11:12SPEAKER_02: I was just about to say that.
- 11:13SPEAKER_04: Because she has that powder hair, that like ginger, you know, really fine hair.
- 11:16SPEAKER_04: That's a brave to do.
- 11:17SPEAKER_02: It's like hit me with the hose.
- 11:18SPEAKER_02: Fine fart uh scenes for hours and days of the city.
- 11:21SPEAKER_02: Really brave time.
- 11:22SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it kind of was a big flop because none of the love interests the men ever really like were charming or really even that attractive.
- 11:28SPEAKER_02: And I was saying it's like they should have invested and like gotten John Ham and have him be like, like get a really charismatic, charming, handsome, established actor, and have him be Carrie's new guy.
- 11:39SPEAKER_02: Like they could they could have gotten George Clooney.
- 11:41SPEAKER_02: Like they really they literally could have had him come in for three episodes and whist her off her feet and they and they go to fucking, I don't know, George Clooney.
- 11:47SPEAKER_02: That was Connecticut or something.
- 11:48SPEAKER_02: Every single guy that she was with was such a flop.
- 11:51SPEAKER_04: There's no way Carrie won't be back.
- 11:52SPEAKER_04: You know what I mean?
- 11:53SPEAKER_04: Everyone's like end of Panera, like it's been sad and summer.
- 11:55SPEAKER_04: I thought he's mad of Panera.
- 11:56SPEAKER_04: I was like, Yeah, Panera Panera.
- 11:58SPEAKER_04: Tip should her and apple honey.
- 11:59SPEAKER_04: Uh Panera's going away too.
- 12:02SPEAKER_04: Carrie's ending up at a Panera.
- 12:04SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 12:04SPEAKER_04: This is really random and embarrassing, but you said John Ham.
- 12:07SPEAKER_04: Not to go back to eggs, but last night I had the thought.
- 12:08SPEAKER_04: I was like, you know what's really dropped off?
- 12:10SPEAKER_04: Ham egg and cheese.
- 12:11SPEAKER_04: Oh.
- 12:12SPEAKER_04: When's last time you had like ham?
- 12:14SPEAKER_02: I don't know, roll the tapes.
- 12:15SPEAKER_02: Uh it's like every day.
- 12:17SPEAKER_02: Um no good.
- 12:17SPEAKER_02: Great question.
- 12:18SPEAKER_02: I think feel like ham egg and cheese is like Starbucks E, isn't it?
- 12:21SPEAKER_02: No one is getting ham egg and cheese.
- 12:23SPEAKER_02: I'm embarrassing myself by talking about this.
- 12:25SPEAKER_04: I know.
- 12:26SPEAKER_04: I can't stop talking about eggs, farts, and ham.
- 12:29SPEAKER_04: But that's me.
- 12:29SPEAKER_04: What are you gonna do?
- 12:30SPEAKER_04: Well, on that note, the glamorous girl has to, someone has to do someone sort of thing.
- 12:36SPEAKER_02: Well, should we take a break?
- 12:37SPEAKER_02: Let's take a break and bring out our truly, true.
- 12:41SPEAKER_02: Stunning Gaginga stunning.
- 12:42SPEAKER_02: Gaginga stunning.
- 12:44SPEAKER_02: Um Golden Walk Office.
- 12:46SPEAKER_02: Our first guest who has achieved Golden Walk-off standards.
- 12:48SPEAKER_02: Finally.
- 12:49SPEAKER_02: Which doesn't mean anything, by the way.
- 12:50SPEAKER_02: But uh Oh, it means something.
- 12:52SPEAKER_04: We just haven't figured that out.
- 12:53SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 12:54SPEAKER_04: We're gonna figure that out and come right back.
- 12:55SPEAKER_04: Bye.
- 12:57SPEAKER_02: Hey everybody, just a heads up.
- 12:58SPEAKER_02: We have some audio issues in the next segment.
- 13:00SPEAKER_02: So if you want to hear gorgeous, crystal clear, perfect audio, skip ahead to 3240.
- 13:05SPEAKER_02: And we added subtitles on YouTube if you're watching, so you can enjoy this great, great episode we had with Jessica Lahore.
- 13:11SPEAKER_04: Oh and Gina.
- 13:13SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 13:14SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, wow, Gina missed that bond.
- 13:16SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 13:16SPEAKER_05: For the first time in County Couch history, we had another queen.
- 13:19SPEAKER_05: Our first queen.
- 13:20SPEAKER_05: Our first queen, guess.
- 13:21SPEAKER_05: Yes, yes, yes.
- 13:22SPEAKER_05: You believe it?
- 13:23SPEAKER_05: This set is made for a queen.
- 13:24SPEAKER_05: This is a queen.
- 13:25SPEAKER_05: I don't do any time.
- 13:26SPEAKER_05: Up in here.
- 13:27SPEAKER_05: Hello.
- 13:28SPEAKER_05: So thank God everyone give it up for just letting you join on the big county couch.
- 13:37SPEAKER_05: Oh my god, of course.
- 13:38SPEAKER_05: I've indicated to say hey more.
- 13:42SPEAKER_06: How are you?
- 13:43SPEAKER_06: I'm doing really, really great.
- 13:45SPEAKER_06: Uh I'm full of energy.
- 13:46SPEAKER_06: I'm happy to be here.
- 13:47SPEAKER_06: I feel random some shit.
- 13:50SPEAKER_05: Absolutely.
- 13:50SPEAKER_05: I didn't be blinded, by the way.
- 13:52SPEAKER_05: Truly famous on the same stuff.
- 13:56SPEAKER_06: How curious.
- 13:59SPEAKER_06: I was like, let me lay low.
- 14:00SPEAKER_05: You know what I mean?
- 14:02SPEAKER_05: Good for you.
- 14:03SPEAKER_05: You really pumped it out.
- 14:04SPEAKER_05: Pumped it up through the roof.
- 14:06SPEAKER_05: Like, this is so social.
- 14:08SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna flatten that bitch and flat wit.
- 14:12SPEAKER_05: Uh, this is like I'm not taking my suitcase for my carry on.
- 14:15SPEAKER_05: This and stomach and wipes.
- 14:17SPEAKER_05: That's all I needed.
- 14:18SPEAKER_05: We have to say, you you hopped off a plate at JFK with Green Hardy and came right here with a crystal wing.
- 14:25SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 14:25SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 14:26SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 14:27SPEAKER_06: Wild exact noon.
- 14:29SPEAKER_06: We got down to Time Store probably around 1.30 uh and started our adventure the whole rest of exactly why because you were doing uh some queen on the street stuff.
- 14:40SPEAKER_06: Yeah, one of the series they do is ask the queen anything, and so now I'm taking it across across the country.
- 14:44SPEAKER_06: So yeah, Times Square is my second stuff.
- 14:46SPEAKER_06: Amazing.
- 14:47SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 14:47SPEAKER_06: When was the first one?
- 14:48SPEAKER_06: It was Sun Valley, Idaho.
- 14:51SPEAKER_06: It was great, a lot of fun.
- 14:52SPEAKER_06: They're just craving queer, and they need queer things.
- 14:55SPEAKER_06: They need gatings, queer things, anything to put into that scene.
- 14:59SPEAKER_06: They need it.
- 15:00SPEAKER_02: Well, you are like a powerhouse.
- 15:02SPEAKER_02: So you've done, you do everything.
- 15:04SPEAKER_02: You do YouTube, you do podcasts, you travel the world doing drag and all this stuff.
- 15:09SPEAKER_02: So it's insane.
- 15:10SPEAKER_02: I mean, we're so grateful when you're like, yeah.
- 15:13SPEAKER_06: To make this work out was a dream.
- 15:14SPEAKER_06: I've been wanting to over time here in New York and being a bot is really awesome.
- 15:19SPEAKER_06: I'm so so happy in the first year.
- 15:22SPEAKER_05: As another queen.
- 15:27SPEAKER_05: Anyone from New York is fucked.
- 15:30SPEAKER_05: See no one in coming this hard.
- 15:31SPEAKER_05: Literally, everyone's still lazy.
- 15:33SPEAKER_05: Oh, it's fired.
- 15:34SPEAKER_05: No, yeah, it's fire.
- 15:35SPEAKER_05: Literally, yeah.
- 15:36SPEAKER_05: This costume is so so beautiful.
- 15:38SPEAKER_05: Thank you.
- 15:38SPEAKER_05: Thank you.
- 15:38SPEAKER_05: Which makes me I don't want to ask our famous question who are you wearing?
- 15:42SPEAKER_05: What is your problem?
- 15:43SPEAKER_06: Everything from hand to toe is by a company called Fashion for the Fearless.
- 15:48SPEAKER_06: Um and so he makes all of his stuff.
- 15:50SPEAKER_06: He did the boots, he did the bodysuit, every the hair, everything, not in jewels.
- 15:54SPEAKER_06: You'll learn from Sun Bitch Haven Nebraska.
- 15:56SPEAKER_06: I can't remember my words.
- 15:57SPEAKER_06: You did the hair too?
- 15:58SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 15:58SPEAKER_06: That's oil and tough.
- 16:03SPEAKER_05: Really?
- 16:03SPEAKER_05: He does serious struggle to not.
- 16:05SPEAKER_05: And you're like, and he's straight.
- 16:07SPEAKER_05: He's just that respect.
- 16:09SPEAKER_05: I love the color story.
- 16:11SPEAKER_05: It's like, I mean, an 80 crystal explosion.
- 16:13SPEAKER_05: I love the buttons.
- 16:16SPEAKER_05: I know.
- 16:16SPEAKER_05: It's amazing.
- 16:18SPEAKER_05: Little champagnes, diamonds, a little sparkle, sparkle.
- 16:22SPEAKER_05: And not to like, you know, go under the hood too deep, but there's like honey.
- 16:26SPEAKER_05: Map the hat.
- 16:26SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
- 16:27SPEAKER_05: So you're like walked in with all the.
- 16:29SPEAKER_05: Yeah, wait.
- 16:30SPEAKER_05: I hung you and I was like, your pasty fill all in my head.
- 16:32SPEAKER_05: And the first time I put this on top, I was so pissed.
- 16:35SPEAKER_06: I was like chewing it out to my friends.
- 16:37SPEAKER_06: I was like, he didn't give me the pasty for this.
- 16:39SPEAKER_06: It's all just gonna be hanging out.
- 16:40SPEAKER_06: How am I gonna wear this?
- 16:41SPEAKER_06: And then I just clip this on a side.
- 16:43SPEAKER_06: Oh.
- 16:45SPEAKER_05: I thought I was just getting a second one of those.
- 16:47SPEAKER_05: Like, nope, I'm getting more.
- 16:48SPEAKER_05: I'm getting yokshai very crusted.
- 16:50SPEAKER_05: Amazing.
- 16:52SPEAKER_05: Nerdy designer losers, so like we love all of like that stuff.
- 16:55SPEAKER_00: You don't know the details.
- 16:56SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we love the details.
- 16:57SPEAKER_05: Then let me talk in my fingers.
- 17:01SPEAKER_05: I know.
- 17:01SPEAKER_05: Well, I was gonna put out the nail.
- 17:04SPEAKER_05: You used to like drag queens are early.
- 17:06SPEAKER_05: So I was like still the biggest nails.
- 17:10SPEAKER_02: So Jessica's crazy.
- 17:10SPEAKER_02: You were you were early, which is amazing.
- 17:12SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
- 17:13SPEAKER_05: No, I'm gonna say another sorry.
- 17:17SPEAKER_05: Yeah, sorry.
- 17:18SPEAKER_06: That's awesome because I'm always so late.
- 17:20SPEAKER_06: I run on Jessica Lower time and just 15 minutes past the time you asked me, but I used to say that I'm coming, I promise.
- 17:25SPEAKER_05: Normal and almost cool, maybe.
- 17:27SPEAKER_00: I was like, there's always she's not gonna be 15 minutes late.
- 17:31SPEAKER_00: You know, I thought for sure.
- 17:32SPEAKER_00: That was a guarantee.
- 17:33SPEAKER_06: I thought I had the text ready to send to both of you to send it to the plate.
- 17:37SPEAKER_06: And then I shut up early.
- 17:39SPEAKER_06: Now you said you beat this mod in Denver.
- 17:41SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I did this mug at uh 3 a.m.
- 17:43SPEAKER_06: in Denver, got on a plane at five, uh, got in a dune, and then yeah, we're back in Denver.
- 17:49SPEAKER_06: Uh we'll be back in Denver tomorrow morning.
- 17:51SPEAKER_06: And you're saying, do you have shaved brows?
- 17:53SPEAKER_06: I do shave my brows, yeah.
- 17:54SPEAKER_06: I shaved them back like three or two.
- 17:56SPEAKER_06: But I tattooed them on so it's perfect.
- 17:57SPEAKER_06: So I don't look like sickly out of dry.
- 18:00SPEAKER_05: Yeah, well, we were doing those like Etsy things, like the tattoo brows.
- 18:03SPEAKER_05: But yours are permeate tattoos?
- 18:04SPEAKER_00: They're permanent tattoos, yeah.
- 18:05SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I constantly surprised and picked with I don't have my stupid.
- 18:10SPEAKER_06: I used to eat the stickers, the tattoos, and then I kept um forgetting that I put them on.
- 18:14SPEAKER_06: It was weird, even in drive, and I would wipe my face.
- 18:17SPEAKER_06: I don't know what it was.
- 18:18SPEAKER_06: And you shouldn't do that when you make a punch.
- 18:20SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 18:21SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
- 18:21SPEAKER_06: That's why.
- 18:22SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
- 18:22SPEAKER_06: You're so beat.
- 18:23SPEAKER_06: That's a normal like schedule for me, though.
- 18:25SPEAKER_00: I love working like to the crazy one hour sleep.
- 18:28SPEAKER_00: Crazy.
- 18:28SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
- 18:29SPEAKER_05: Yeah, can I ask who does the contacts?
- 18:31SPEAKER_06: Contacts, these are from a 99 cent plus shop in Denthor called the Super 99 cent store.
- 18:38SPEAKER_06: They're not 99 cents.
- 18:40SPEAKER_06: However, they're just energy like asking for a prescription and they work.
- 18:44SPEAKER_06: Um, I love they're giving like higher tier.
- 18:46SPEAKER_06: They contacts are like my my if I don't have them in, I feel like I'm on track top because it's really near.
- 18:51SPEAKER_06: That's really contacts.
- 18:52SPEAKER_06: Some people it's nails, some people it's it's jewelry, it's hair, it's it's contacts for me.
- 18:57SPEAKER_05: So for me, it's uh nails and high hair.
- 19:02SPEAKER_05: Do you feel where you are?
- 19:03SPEAKER_05: No, it's black out, yeah.
- 19:04SPEAKER_05: I black out for sure.
- 19:06SPEAKER_05: But oh I'm wow, they're so pretty.
- 19:08SPEAKER_05: I love a green eye.
- 19:08SPEAKER_05: Well, you I can't wear contacts because I look fat.
- 19:11SPEAKER_00: Like what?
- 19:12SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 19:13SPEAKER_00: Wait, wait, wait.
- 19:14SPEAKER_00: Well, just you eyes.
- 19:15SPEAKER_00: Blue eyes make you look fat?
- 19:17SPEAKER_00: You're wearing all blue right now.
- 19:18SPEAKER_00: But it's just your eyes.
- 19:20SPEAKER_05: For whatever reason.
- 19:21SPEAKER_05: Honey, I need a lap band.
- 19:24SPEAKER_05: I guess.
- 19:24SPEAKER_05: I I haven't really ventured out because like I'm scarred.
- 19:27SPEAKER_05: Some experimentation on your own tongue.
- 19:29SPEAKER_05: Pre-daster, eye bass, like with pre-daster, eye task.
- 19:32SPEAKER_05: Yeah, eye task with sure.
- 19:34SPEAKER_05: But also, I feel like my eyes are pretty, I feel prettier with that.
- 19:37SPEAKER_05: With that when I do it.
- 19:38SPEAKER_05: Your eyes are beautiful.
- 19:40SPEAKER_06: You can increase the colors on whatever to you make it was just stunning.
- 19:43SPEAKER_06: As you're saying to mind, I am looking at yours.
- 19:47SPEAKER_06: You look full.
- 19:48SPEAKER_05: Just an hour.
- 19:50SPEAKER_05: No, no, no.
- 19:51SPEAKER_05: I wasn't jealous.
- 19:52SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I thought it was a pretty good time.
- 19:54SPEAKER_00: I know.
- 19:56SPEAKER_00: And it's very pretty.
- 19:56SPEAKER_00: So this isn't just like just friendly lips.
- 19:58SPEAKER_00: You look really pretty.
- 20:00SPEAKER_00: Thank you so much.
- 20:01SPEAKER_00: You sound like you make me want to shave my brow.
- 20:03SPEAKER_05: She wishes.
- 20:04SPEAKER_05: Because I am a makeup girly, like I do like to focus on that, but I have a fucking brow bone, style, and like thick, bushy man brows, which are cute out.
- 20:15SPEAKER_05: And of course, those brows tattooed on your face.
- 20:18SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 20:19SPEAKER_05: Semi-year, semi-year girly.
- 20:20SPEAKER_02: Well, that was who you're wearing, but what is your problem?
- 20:24SPEAKER_06: We let it start.
- 20:25SPEAKER_06: Can I tell you something that's been still in my mind since um obviously early flights are aren't as challenging as they are, right?
- 20:31SPEAKER_06: What are uh Southwest one was United?
- 20:34SPEAKER_06: I've switched over just for this one flight, uh, which was great.
- 20:37SPEAKER_05: That's keeping fighting for the crystal went back to the same hand, Jesus.
- 20:42SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 20:44SPEAKER_06: Yes, yeah, never forget her.
- 20:46SPEAKER_06: Um traveled about I know what is allowed on a plane, I know what bags that wear.
- 20:50SPEAKER_06: Don't tell me about my life.
- 20:52SPEAKER_06: Yeah and this stewardess, the fight attendant, as much as I know she's doing her job, insisted that I check my bag.
- 20:58SPEAKER_06: That clearly goes in the uppercase thing.
- 21:00SPEAKER_06: Like we had a full-on conversation and wanted to go with her to show her.
- 21:03SPEAKER_06: She puts this tag on, she thinks it's not gonna fit, it's not gonna fit, you need to check it.
- 21:07SPEAKER_06: What did I do?
- 21:08SPEAKER_06: I looked at her, I took the tag off, and I shoved it in the thing, put it up, I said, it fits.
- 21:12SPEAKER_06: You were in face, too.
- 21:13SPEAKER_06: I was in face.
- 21:13SPEAKER_06: So why did you even question you like you came like you're trying to comfort me and makeup?
- 21:19SPEAKER_06: And like a hat.
- 21:19SPEAKER_06: Like, what'd you do?
- 21:20SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah, I have a dad with whore hat, a travel unit, my sweatpants that say assholes flip forever, my dad will whore hat, and then a sweet hot hoodie, and then makeup shirt.
- 21:30SPEAKER_06: How amazing.
- 21:32SPEAKER_05: I've only done the travel unit once, like to a gig.
- 21:34SPEAKER_05: Like where you wear like a little flash thingy, like whatever.
- 21:38SPEAKER_00: And I I felt horrible.
- 21:40SPEAKER_00: I was like, I I'm ashamed.
- 21:42SPEAKER_00: Oh, I just wore the wing cap.
- 21:43SPEAKER_00: I'm like, from here.
- 21:45SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the wing cap is cooler.
- 21:46SPEAKER_00: Thanks for just a hat.
- 21:48SPEAKER_00: Cooler.
- 21:49SPEAKER_00: You're the first one to tell me that.
- 21:51SPEAKER_05: The travel unit was not bad.
- 21:53SPEAKER_00: And I don't know if I had a lip on.
- 21:54SPEAKER_05: It was like this chapter.
- 21:56SPEAKER_05: It was a tiny little bit.
- 21:58SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 21:59SPEAKER_00: I checked.
- 22:00SPEAKER_00: A bag at all time.
- 22:01SPEAKER_00: So you can think it's like a two-second trip.
- 22:03SPEAKER_00: Because I can't not travel with full bottles.
- 22:06SPEAKER_00: Well, who cares?
- 22:06SPEAKER_00: I can't not travel with full bottles.
- 22:09SPEAKER_05: Until it happens to you.
- 22:10SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 22:11SPEAKER_05: I need full bottles.
- 22:12SPEAKER_05: So I can't do it for no reason.
- 22:14SPEAKER_05: Oh, you're checking all the time.
- 22:15SPEAKER_04: That's kind of hetero.
- 22:16SPEAKER_04: I feel gay as fuck like checking a bag for like a one-second trip.
- 22:19SPEAKER_04: But then now that I hear it out loud, the full bottles.
- 22:22SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 22:22SPEAKER_04: Wow, kind of hetero.
- 22:25SPEAKER_00: Was it a full flight?
- 22:26SPEAKER_06: For full flight.
- 22:27SPEAKER_06: But mind you, this is the first ever time I've flown first class ever.
- 22:31SPEAKER_06: Was it real first class or was it like this is happening?
- 22:33SPEAKER_06: It was it was real first class.
- 22:35SPEAKER_06: I had my full seat note on either side.
- 22:37SPEAKER_06: I was uh full reclined.
- 22:40SPEAKER_06: It was a full moment.
- 22:41SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
- 22:42SPEAKER_06: And then I fell asleep, but I didn't even experience it then at the night.
- 22:44SPEAKER_06: You fell asleep in this mouth too?
- 22:46SPEAKER_06: Oh my gosh.
- 22:46SPEAKER_06: Yes.
- 22:47SPEAKER_06: And my face uh was travel all the time.
- 22:49SPEAKER_06: Not overnight, but I will sleep in my face to travel.
- 22:51SPEAKER_06: I've definitely done that overnight before.
- 22:53SPEAKER_06: I don't like doing it overnight.
- 22:54SPEAKER_06: It's ugly.
- 22:55SPEAKER_05: Everything but my eyes, and then I'll do my face around my eyes.
- 22:58SPEAKER_02: Do you have some sort of like black market setting spray?
- 23:01SPEAKER_02: Like what are you using to keep your paint off?
- 23:04SPEAKER_05: Are you allowed to ask, or is it this?
- 23:06SPEAKER_05: No.
- 23:08SPEAKER_00: It's just a hair spray.
- 23:10SPEAKER_06: Wow.
- 23:10SPEAKER_06: It's so human here.
- 23:11SPEAKER_06: I don't know how y'all keep their fucking faces on.
- 23:13SPEAKER_06: I was asking the same thing to some of the Miami dry queens.
- 23:16SPEAKER_06: I was like, this heat in Denver is crazy.
- 23:17SPEAKER_06: I can't imagine what these other divas are experiencing.
- 23:20SPEAKER_06: What do you do not to drip or glisten?
- 23:23SPEAKER_06: And my friend catch attention in Miami.
- 23:25SPEAKER_06: She was like, don't put any primer on your face.
- 23:28SPEAKER_06: Are you serious?
- 23:29SPEAKER_06: Just like not a moisturizer, wash your face, dry it, and then put your makeup on.
- 23:33SPEAKER_06: Don't put anything out.
- 23:34SPEAKER_06: So I did that.
- 23:35SPEAKER_06: I did not like that.
- 23:36SPEAKER_06: And but I took one tanner instead of three, which is what I was doing before.
- 23:40SPEAKER_06: And it's perfect.
- 23:41SPEAKER_05: I do think having shape brows like allows you to go a little longer.
- 23:44SPEAKER_05: Oh, oh, it does.
- 23:45SPEAKER_05: 100%.
- 23:46SPEAKER_05: That's my total excuse.
- 23:49SPEAKER_05: I agree because you don't have the claw.
- 23:51SPEAKER_05: Like the heat will break through everything.
- 23:53SPEAKER_05: It's dark to like push out.
- 23:55SPEAKER_00: I brought so hot, it's what it has to be prosane.
- 23:57SPEAKER_00: So it's like I'm so happy we're sitting still with this hero.
- 24:01SPEAKER_00: Yeah, please.
- 24:01SPEAKER_00: So you're saying sit-down drag is what this show is designed for.
- 24:04SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 24:04SPEAKER_04: Stop to move.
- 24:06SPEAKER_04: I wear a lot of sit-down shoes, like that little strappy shit.
- 24:09SPEAKER_04: This is fine.
- 24:09SPEAKER_04: So please are obviously like, I'll wear a like still out.
- 24:13SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 24:16SPEAKER_04: Wait, though, I was asking earlier, like, if it was real first class, as I too have only been on one first class flight, and it was like, this thing's no different.
- 24:23SPEAKER_04: I just think it was like I went to North Carolina on like a job, and we got like this fight then to like whatever, vote travel, our own travel.
- 24:30SPEAKER_05: But it was so bad.
- 24:32SPEAKER_05: I was like, this is the first class.
- 24:33SPEAKER_05: Well, it made it bad because it wasn't any.
- 24:35SPEAKER_05: It just was like there was nothing more.
- 24:37SPEAKER_05: Not even light room.
- 24:39SPEAKER_05: I guess.
- 24:40SPEAKER_00: What airline was American.
- 24:43SPEAKER_06: That's why.
- 24:43SPEAKER_06: Nothing good's not American.
- 24:45SPEAKER_06: Even first class.
- 24:46SPEAKER_05: I'm just thinking that Americans are like it's just different.
- 24:48SPEAKER_02: I'm so tall, it's like I would.
- 24:50SPEAKER_02: To me, I don't need any of the amenities.
- 24:52SPEAKER_02: I just need the light room.
- 24:53SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's fair.
- 24:53SPEAKER_02: Or like a or like a chair that actually can like support my back without me being like hunched and crunched for hours and hours.
- 24:59SPEAKER_02: It's not good.
- 25:00SPEAKER_02: There's I'm like 6'4.
- 25:01SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
- 25:02SPEAKER_05: So it's like in heels?
- 25:04SPEAKER_05: I have.
- 25:04SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 25:04SPEAKER_05: Oh my gosh, they're so tall.
- 25:06SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 25:06SPEAKER_05: He's got a jumbo foot, but we have a magical beer of fleasers that like somehow fits everyone.
- 25:12SPEAKER_05: It's a disaster.
- 25:14SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it really is.
- 25:15SPEAKER_05: Although recent years have been a lot of like stretching.
- 25:18SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
- 25:19SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 25:20SPEAKER_05: Well, just tell us about um Dragon Denver.
- 25:22SPEAKER_05: Yeah, Dragon Denver.
- 25:23SPEAKER_06: I'm gonna show Dragon Denver, I think, is a huge melting pot of just artistry.
- 25:28SPEAKER_06: I feel like it's overlooked a lot.
- 25:29SPEAKER_06: Um when you look at scenes that are prominent, or even I looked more on Dragon Race, which is like a huge reference.
- 25:34SPEAKER_06: Yeah, three people from Dragon Race.
- 25:36SPEAKER_06: Yeah, who mind it?
- 25:37SPEAKER_06: It's Eve.
- 25:37SPEAKER_06: Vina Flowers, who came in second from season one, Avi Odley, who won season 11, and Willow Pill, who won season 14.
- 25:44SPEAKER_06: So we have three.
- 25:45SPEAKER_06: That's two firsts and a second place.
- 25:48SPEAKER_06: And I feel like when you look at um LA, Vegas, uh Houston, even New York at times, Jimmy Piotra six diva design here.
- 25:55SPEAKER_06: And I love that.
- 25:57SPEAKER_06: And why are why are they so overlooking everything?
- 26:00SPEAKER_06: People are on the show doing amazing things, um taking their drag to new places like Ted Talks and on the road and traveling and music.
- 26:09SPEAKER_06: And it just seems like we're creating such a fruitful scene.
- 26:12SPEAKER_06: And I think maybe it's because we don't have a central gate broad.
- 26:15SPEAKER_06: But I want more people to come and enjoy queer energy than Denver.
- 26:19SPEAKER_06: It's so fun.
- 26:20SPEAKER_06: I've never been to Colorado, Tom.
- 26:21SPEAKER_00: Oh, you've been for the weed alone about it.
- 26:24SPEAKER_06: Are you uh are you sober?
- 26:25SPEAKER_06: A little bit.
- 26:26SPEAKER_06: I love it.
- 26:26SPEAKER_06: You'd spray come on battle.
- 26:28SPEAKER_06: I know that's like why the weed and alcohol really you like a break to the forehead.
- 26:33SPEAKER_06: Well, why the altitude?
- 26:34SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah, one shot is like three shots.
- 26:36SPEAKER_06: People don't believe you until they're one shot, she shuts in, and they're like, fuck shots.
- 26:40SPEAKER_06: Uh well, think of the boners.
- 26:42SPEAKER_00: Yeah, boners and I have.
- 26:44SPEAKER_00: Yeah, actually the boners are thicker.
- 26:49SPEAKER_00: I love your voice, by the way.
- 26:52SPEAKER_06: I call it Rusty.
- 26:55SPEAKER_06: No, I just always on the microphone and always are.
- 27:01SPEAKER_06: Unfortunately, I sound like Soma from Simpsons.
- 27:04SPEAKER_05: No, it's feeling the money with work.
- 27:05SPEAKER_05: I appreciate that.
- 27:06SPEAKER_05: Thank you.
- 27:07SPEAKER_05: I love the voice that gets repsier over time.
- 27:09SPEAKER_05: In 10 years, you're fuck.
- 27:11SPEAKER_05: Okay.
- 27:12SPEAKER_00: You're so it's getting sexier with a sexy.
- 27:15SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
- 27:15SPEAKER_00: I'm trying to do like ask people, like, give me your question.
- 27:18SPEAKER_00: What is it?
- 27:18SPEAKER_00: I think yeah, it's very different.
- 27:20SPEAKER_02: So you're going across the country doing your drag questions.
- 27:23SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I started two years ago with my team, and it took off so much that we kind of wanted to tie it into being traveling to perform and do um content as well.
- 27:32SPEAKER_06: And so I'm bringing the questions into major spots around the country.
- 27:36SPEAKER_06: So Times Square, we did, we'll go to Dollywood, we're doing uh the White House, we're gonna do um Hollywood Boulevard, we're going to um downtown, uh Boys Town, Chicago.
- 27:49SPEAKER_06: And so we're gonna do all of these spots because um I just want to see that's around that sounds very good.
- 27:54SPEAKER_06: We had a couple people show up in Times Square and that follow me, which was really cool.
- 27:58SPEAKER_06: I said I want one person in every city to show up and say, are you paying because when I saw your post or whatever?
- 28:03SPEAKER_06: And they will.
- 28:04SPEAKER_06: Yeah, and it happens.
- 28:05SPEAKER_06: So it feels really cool.
- 28:06SPEAKER_06: We're just 15 cities in the month of August.
- 28:08SPEAKER_06: Wow, I was timeline.
- 28:10SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 28:11SPEAKER_06: Well, that's that's pretty.
- 28:13SPEAKER_06: That's so incredible.
- 28:16SPEAKER_04: So well, based on your like 3 AMB and trickier and five ohm, like you gotta girl.
- 28:22SPEAKER_04: Oh, it's your like self-care, you know, what you do to balance it.
- 28:24SPEAKER_06: I'm on routine.
- 28:25SPEAKER_06: I I feel like people think that this is really training, but I've been running this particular schedule routine since like 2017, and it was really hard then.
- 28:33SPEAKER_06: But as you continue to grow, and COVID forced a bitch to make it even the hustle even more.
- 28:39SPEAKER_06: Um, COVID turned around the idea of like being in control of my body and my mind as well.
- 28:45SPEAKER_06: So, how am I putting in mental health therapy once a week?
- 28:48SPEAKER_06: Therapy is so helpful in doing this.
- 28:50SPEAKER_06: Um, I go to the gym findings a week 6 a.m., 7 or 8 a.m.
- 28:54SPEAKER_06: every day.
- 28:54SPEAKER_06: I'm in the gym doing something so that I can stay active and able to keep up with the routine and schedule.
- 28:59SPEAKER_06: But um, I still have a really good mindset.
- 29:01SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I don't know how else to describe it.
- 29:03SPEAKER_06: Self-care wise, I still have a bunch of weed, I plan out social time, I am okay with mixing work with fun and enjoying that.
- 29:12SPEAKER_06: I love what I do, which makes it really easy.
- 29:14SPEAKER_06: That's the secret.
- 29:15SPEAKER_06: You know, I'm not miserable being here.
- 29:17unknown: Yeah.
- 29:20SPEAKER_00: But like, you know, when you do hustle and get used to that schedule, you become a machine.
- 29:23SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 29:24SPEAKER_06: In the beginning, you sort of that's that's a burning argumentality too.
- 29:28SPEAKER_06: The girls do that here so much.
- 29:30SPEAKER_06: It's inendable.
- 29:32SPEAKER_06: You see, like uh, I know I'm gonna put in this work, and I know when I'm gonna get that down time, I know it's gonna be worth it when I'm sitting there on a vacation or enjoying myself and say I have a couple days off because I just put it three weeks really hard for it for sure.
- 29:45SPEAKER_06: And it just does make all the difference if you like the identity.
- 29:47SPEAKER_06: Yeah, dedication consistency, I think, is some of the biggest things to success, and that's just like personal success as well as like karma would put the energy up.
- 29:56SPEAKER_06: For sure.
- 29:56SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 29:57SPEAKER_00: I love a gym queen too.
- 29:58SPEAKER_00: You can go to the gym.
- 29:59SPEAKER_06: Five days a week, I'm I just think Monday to Friday I do cardio for 30 minutes, stretching for 15, and then a muscle improved every day.
- 30:08SPEAKER_00: I like to go to the gym.
- 30:08SPEAKER_00: I'm currently I try to be, but not like certainly not five days a week, but not.
- 30:13SPEAKER_00: That's amazing.
- 30:13SPEAKER_00: But you still like you're I think you like to do an active my favorite part of the workout.
- 30:18SPEAKER_00: I have some chest for arms.
- 30:20SPEAKER_00: I have a bunch to eat in the gym.
- 30:22SPEAKER_00: But um uh I gave up.
- 30:24SPEAKER_05: This latest routine, your arms have been blowing.
- 30:27SPEAKER_05: I know I can't tell you.
- 30:28SPEAKER_05: You're you're hiding them under this print.
- 30:30SPEAKER_05: It's so annoying though, because I I've said this on the vibe before.
- 30:34SPEAKER_05: It sounds like a bragging or whatever, but like I don't do more than 25 pounds because like I am a drag eat, so I'm like, and I'm big I had broad shoulders, so I'm not trying to get it.
- 30:43SPEAKER_00: You don't want to look more massive than drugs.
- 30:45SPEAKER_00: Well, a little bit.
- 30:45SPEAKER_00: I'm always bumping up against the line, but I can't get too big because I think genetically I can like put muscle on it easily enough.
- 30:51SPEAKER_00: So I have to be careful.
- 30:52SPEAKER_00: And people are always like, people are always like telling me I can lift more weight.
- 30:56SPEAKER_05: I'm like, I know, I'm a drag thing, okay.
- 30:58SPEAKER_05: And I don't say that, but I'm like, it's trainers in the gym.
- 31:01SPEAKER_05: Yeah, just literally.
- 31:03SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I literally heard weight high rep.
- 31:06SPEAKER_05: Exactly, right?
- 31:07SPEAKER_05: But I'm like, why came for the flat air, but whatever.
- 31:10SPEAKER_05: I love it.
- 31:12SPEAKER_05: Remind me to do more cardio.
- 31:14SPEAKER_05: I love Steam though.
- 31:16SPEAKER_05: Remind me to not skip ab day.
- 31:19SPEAKER_06: Stretching has been the thing I added this year a lot.
- 31:21SPEAKER_06: I started in February, and I missed maybe less than 10 days.
- 31:25SPEAKER_06: It's changed my fucking life.
- 31:27SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 31:27SPEAKER_06: Forcing myself to stretch for 15 minutes has changed my.
- 31:32SPEAKER_06: I will promote it to the day I fucking die.
- 31:35SPEAKER_06: I told you.
- 31:35SPEAKER_06: Life is so much easier on day.
- 31:37SPEAKER_06: Do you do stunts with lips and splits?
- 31:38SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
- 31:39SPEAKER_06: I don't know how to split, but I'm stretching every day.
- 31:41SPEAKER_06: And being closer and closer, um, I do stunts, but nothing like the girls are good thing to have.
- 31:45SPEAKER_06: I do have a little stunts, I'm having a little tough roll on a good day.
- 31:49SPEAKER_06: I really want to learn stunts.
- 31:51SPEAKER_06: I think you're late in life.
- 31:52SPEAKER_06: Because these girls be doing stunts, and it means I'm gonna throw my face first.
- 31:57SPEAKER_06: I'm gonna throw my face first off the stage into a split, bash my face off the room.
- 32:02SPEAKER_00: Grab a bottle, smash it on my head, yeah.
- 32:05SPEAKER_06: Which is really just you knocking yourself unconscious on the movie.
- 32:09SPEAKER_06: You don't have health insurance, you're nicing.
- 32:11SPEAKER_00: No, my stuff is like run into a wall.
- 32:14SPEAKER_00: My stunts is that I have high subductive.
- 32:18SPEAKER_05: I bite down on the DJ wir.
- 32:22SPEAKER_05: It works every time they're calling myself lurking the lingerie cast.
- 32:26SPEAKER_02: Okay, yeah.
- 32:27SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 32:28SPEAKER_02: That's what that is a good stunt.
- 32:30SPEAKER_02: Well, should we take a little break with now?
- 32:31SPEAKER_02: People come back with more fungo checks.
- 32:34SPEAKER_02: Well, more adds up beans.
- 32:42SPEAKER_04: Michael friend of Jessica in the audience just was saying um that Celsius, I guess, also makes beer.
- 32:51SPEAKER_06: The the company switched on accident the energy drink with the beer and the sober people were drinking the beer.
- 32:59SPEAKER_02: That's that is crazy.
- 33:02SPEAKER_02: Also, I Celsius like is scary.
- 33:04SPEAKER_02: Like I never drink it anyway.
- 33:06SPEAKER_02: It's it truly like it's bad.
- 33:08SPEAKER_02: It gave me nightmares one time I had it.
- 33:10SPEAKER_02: I was like so wired and crazy.
- 33:12SPEAKER_06: Isn't it supposed to be the better one?
- 33:14SPEAKER_04: I don't know, but it's smooth.
- 33:17SPEAKER_04: But um, I they make the powder packets, yeah, which like has been a game changer for me because like Celsius, I like the energy, but um, I hate the uh I taste aspartame or in the carbonated ones.
- 33:29SPEAKER_06: I don't drink the caffeine or energy things like that.
- 33:31SPEAKER_06: I don't drink coffee?
- 33:32SPEAKER_04: No, you're gonna smash a pot of coffee over your head.
- 33:34SPEAKER_06: Yes, a pre-workout has caffeine.
- 33:36SPEAKER_06: What is pre-workout?
- 33:37SPEAKER_06: Um uh to me it's caffeine and protein, like legal cocaine.
- 33:41SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
- 33:42SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it's crazy.
- 33:43SPEAKER_06: I think it's mostly cocaine.
- 33:44SPEAKER_02: I never know what that does just go go.
- 33:47SPEAKER_06: I know it has stuff for muscle growth.
- 33:48SPEAKER_06: I know that it has stuff for boost like your energy and muscle repair.
- 33:54SPEAKER_04: Well, and we're bad.
- 33:56SPEAKER_04: We are back with a soft open.
- 33:58SPEAKER_02: Soft open with the coral phone only, Jessica Lahore.
- 34:01SPEAKER_02: Uh we're in the uh part of the pod now where we play a dumbass game.
- 34:05SPEAKER_04: Um But I I was saying earlier, sorry, to completely derail that.
- 34:09SPEAKER_04: It's like I need Triton's crown.
- 34:11SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
- 34:12SPEAKER_02: You know, which like what was that?
- 34:13SPEAKER_02: Was it metal or was it like a starfish?
- 34:15SPEAKER_02: It was like a grown thing.
- 34:16SPEAKER_02: I think it was grown.
- 34:17SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 34:18SPEAKER_02: You feel like it was grown.
- 34:18SPEAKER_02: It was oral.
- 34:20SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 34:20SPEAKER_06: For sure.
- 34:21SPEAKER_02: What did you think of the live action Little Mermaid?
- 34:23SPEAKER_06: I liked it.
- 34:24SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's where we're at.
- 34:25SPEAKER_06: I mean, I wanted more from it.
- 34:27SPEAKER_06: I was very disappointed in Ursula.
- 34:29SPEAKER_06: Like, I liked Mills McCarthy.
- 34:30SPEAKER_06: We talked about that, but I liked it.
- 34:32SPEAKER_06: I liked it for what it was.
- 34:33SPEAKER_06: I'm not mad about it.
- 34:34SPEAKER_06: It's better than some of the other live actions.
- 34:36SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I think they did a decent job.
- 34:37SPEAKER_06: I couldn't even get through Aladdin, so I didn't see it at all.
- 34:40SPEAKER_06: Oh, I could, I stopped it twice.
- 34:41SPEAKER_06: I couldn't do it.
- 34:42SPEAKER_06: But Beauty of the Beast really made me angry.
- 34:44SPEAKER_04: Why?
- 34:44SPEAKER_04: Because like I'm not a big Emma Watson fan of British, not I don't know, French and France and she can't sing.
- 34:52SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's why that was like the British, the French, and she can't sing.
- 34:56SPEAKER_04: Fuck you, Emma Watson.
- 34:57SPEAKER_04: It's like you need to sing as Bell, no offense.
- 34:59SPEAKER_04: Like, you gotta be able to sing.
- 35:00SPEAKER_04: Uh that is very fair.
- 35:02SPEAKER_04: But the Little Mermaid, I think they did an okay job.
- 35:04SPEAKER_04: I like it, just could have been so much better to me.
- 35:06SPEAKER_04: Like, I love the casting.
- 35:08SPEAKER_04: I loved a lot of the choices they made, but it just suffered from the city.
- 35:11SPEAKER_06: I wanted more for the hype that it was that it was giving.
- 35:14SPEAKER_06: I wanted more for I liked it for what it was.
- 35:16SPEAKER_06: It was a really great film, but I wanted more.
- 35:18SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 35:18SPEAKER_06: You and you you like Melissa McCarthy, but you didn't love her as Ursa.
- 35:22SPEAKER_06: I like her.
- 35:23SPEAKER_06: I love her.
- 35:24SPEAKER_06: I didn't like her as Ursula.
- 35:25SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
- 35:26SPEAKER_06: I thought that that there could have been better choices who, I'm not sure, but I didn't like the makeup we all talked about.
- 35:30SPEAKER_06: The makeup didn't like that.
- 35:31SPEAKER_06: I didn't really find her acting uh the as her best role.
- 35:35SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 35:35SPEAKER_04: Not her best role, but I I was randomly impressed because I I don't know, maybe I thought I was expecting worse, so I was pleasantly surprised.
- 35:42SPEAKER_04: But the look is garbage.
- 35:43SPEAKER_04: It's like offensive to the people who very much, yeah.
- 35:46SPEAKER_04: And uh I said to you recently, I was like, to me, I would love like I think Bet Mittler could have maybe killed that.
- 35:52SPEAKER_06: That would that could have been a really you know, like a little choice.
- 35:55SPEAKER_06: Winnie Fenderson part two.
- 35:58SPEAKER_04: I would not have I've never thought of that until until like recently, and I'm like, wait, I bet she has one more like villain in her, like one more witch.
- 36:07SPEAKER_06: You need I think that's it.
- 36:08SPEAKER_06: I think Melissa McCarthy wasn't old enough.
- 36:10SPEAKER_06: You need that like older spirit.
- 36:13SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you do, and she's like lost weight over the years, and like I want my Ursula's a big girl, you know what I mean?
- 36:18SPEAKER_04: I I need some big titties, I need a big, big, big, big, big octopus.
- 36:21SPEAKER_04: She didn't really give that, but whatever.
- 36:24SPEAKER_03: Well, should we pay play counterbound?
- 36:26SPEAKER_02: Well, you said you had some, so what do you got?
- 36:28SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
- 36:28SPEAKER_04: Let me see.
- 36:30SPEAKER_04: So counter punt, you know, it's Tudor Boot.
- 36:32SPEAKER_04: Wait, do you audition for drag race?
- 36:34SPEAKER_04: I have in the past.
- 36:35SPEAKER_04: Let's be on the same season.
- 36:36SPEAKER_04: Let's make let's manifest it.
- 36:38SPEAKER_04: Manifesting it now.
- 36:40SPEAKER_04: Can you imagine?
- 36:40SPEAKER_04: I'm not sure.
- 36:41SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 36:42SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that would be kind of fun.
- 36:43SPEAKER_04: You should be on my khaki colored range of cars.
- 36:49SPEAKER_04: Like, you know how cars nowadays are getting stylish with the color palette?
- 36:53SPEAKER_04: Khaki color.
- 36:53SPEAKER_04: Khaki color palette.
- 36:55SPEAKER_04: Or punt.
- 36:55SPEAKER_04: Like the range is really it makes me feel like something.
- 36:59SPEAKER_04: Like the Banana Republic car advert collection.
- 37:03SPEAKER_04: Khaki punt.
- 37:04SPEAKER_06: Like shades of browns, tans.
- 37:07SPEAKER_04: Tans, olive, or like alt.
- 37:09SPEAKER_04: You know what I mean?
- 37:09SPEAKER_04: It's like shit we didn't grow up with.
- 37:10SPEAKER_04: They're really getting into the khakis, the warm khakis, the olive sands.
- 37:14SPEAKER_04: I think that desert.
- 37:15SPEAKER_06: I think when you say khaki, it makes me want to say punt immediately.
- 37:20SPEAKER_06: But when we just talk about those colors, I love I think that's that cut.
- 37:24SPEAKER_06: I'm gonna say cunt.
- 37:25SPEAKER_06: Okay.
- 37:25SPEAKER_06: It's embarrassing.
- 37:26SPEAKER_04: It's not cool to have like those like alt car colors.
- 37:31SPEAKER_04: I'm like pleated khaki.
- 37:34SPEAKER_02: This is like semi-related, but it's like those cars that it's like they don't have any reflective material in the paint.
- 37:42SPEAKER_02: Yeah, a matte car in general.
- 37:43SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
- 37:44SPEAKER_04: No to a matte car and no to a matte nail.
- 37:46SPEAKER_04: I'm sorry.
- 37:47SPEAKER_04: Although Marc Jacobs, I'm changing my mind immediately.
- 37:50SPEAKER_06: I'm like, but we should not be putting cars and nails in the sand.
- 37:53SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
- 37:54SPEAKER_06: Well, that that that concept, that's punt.
- 37:57SPEAKER_04: I'm always like, you go home for Thanksgiving and your um parents have uh matte car and bleached eyebrows.
- 38:03SPEAKER_04: What do you do?
- 38:04SPEAKER_04: What?
- 38:05SPEAKER_04: My parents have a matte car and bleached eyebrows.
- 38:09SPEAKER_02: I'd be like, Where have you written the will and can I see it?
- 38:12SPEAKER_02: Because we're gonna have to take some uh power of attorney real fast.
- 38:15SPEAKER_04: That's really crazy.
- 38:17SPEAKER_04: That's gooky.
- 38:17SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 38:18SPEAKER_04: Calling a home.
- 38:18SPEAKER_04: Anyways, I want a khaki car.
- 38:21SPEAKER_04: Don't you already have a khaki car?
- 38:23SPEAKER_06: No, my my What is you have an obsession with?
- 38:25SPEAKER_06: I have a Maz.
- 38:26SPEAKER_04: No, no, I don't how dare you again.
- 38:28SPEAKER_06: I went to Catholic school.
- 38:29SPEAKER_06: I don't know about it.
- 38:30SPEAKER_06: It was one time.
- 38:31SPEAKER_06: I went to Catholic school too.
- 38:32SPEAKER_06: Okay, yeah.
- 38:34SPEAKER_06: You're on the same season.
- 38:35SPEAKER_04: You're on the same season.
- 38:37SPEAKER_04: Same season.
- 38:38SPEAKER_04: Same drama.
- 38:39SPEAKER_04: Same pleaded khaki.
- 38:40SPEAKER_04: Oh my gosh.
- 38:41SPEAKER_06: Did you have to wear a tie?
- 38:42SPEAKER_06: Um, I got out of it before I had to start doing that.
- 38:46SPEAKER_06: So I was like earlier on, my sisters were older up.
- 38:48SPEAKER_06: May I ask for age?
- 38:49SPEAKER_06: Uh how old do you think?
- 38:51SPEAKER_06: No, you can, I don't care.
- 38:52SPEAKER_06: It looks eager.
- 38:54SPEAKER_06: I know.
- 38:55SPEAKER_06: I'm 30.
- 38:56SPEAKER_06: I just turned 32.
- 38:57SPEAKER_04: Damn it.
- 38:57SPEAKER_04: I would have maybe guessed that.
- 38:58SPEAKER_06: How old are you?
- 38:59SPEAKER_06: Guess.
- 39:00SPEAKER_06: 64.
- 39:01SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 39:02SPEAKER_04: I just turned 65, actually.
- 39:04SPEAKER_04: It looks good.
- 39:05SPEAKER_04: It looks at the clock.
- 39:07SPEAKER_06: Yep, it's 10 p.m.
- 39:08SPEAKER_06: I just turned 65.
- 39:10SPEAKER_06: Oh, bring on the fucking pudding.
- 39:13SPEAKER_04: Is there?
- 39:14SPEAKER_04: It's soft.
- 39:15SPEAKER_04: I love putting it.
- 39:16SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we have post-show pudding.
- 39:16SPEAKER_04: No, no, we don't.
- 39:19SPEAKER_04: I'm 36.
- 39:20SPEAKER_04: No, you're 35.
- 39:21SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
- 39:22SPEAKER_04: You don't know.
- 39:22SPEAKER_04: I never know.
- 39:24SPEAKER_06: What's your birthday?
- 39:24SPEAKER_06: Are you a Virgo?
- 39:25SPEAKER_06: I'm May 21st.
- 39:26SPEAKER_06: I'm a Gemini Taurus custom.
- 39:28SPEAKER_06: Wow.
- 39:28SPEAKER_06: What about you?
- 39:29SPEAKER_06: Virgo.
- 39:30SPEAKER_02: Virgo Cancer.
- 39:31SPEAKER_06: Virgo.
- 39:32SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 39:33SPEAKER_04: Taurus.
- 39:34SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
- 39:34SPEAKER_04: I know Geminis.
- 39:35SPEAKER_06: I don't fuck with Virgos usually.
- 39:36SPEAKER_04: Really?
- 39:37SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 39:37SPEAKER_06: My I let me rephrase that.
- 39:39SPEAKER_06: I would don't date Virgos.
- 39:40SPEAKER_06: Okay.
- 39:41SPEAKER_06: Virgos that I've dated were great and bad, but they were never good people.
- 39:45SPEAKER_06: Oh wow.
- 39:46SPEAKER_06: Wow.
- 39:46SPEAKER_07: Interesting.
- 39:47SPEAKER_06: Interesting.
- 39:48SPEAKER_06: So I love that.
- 39:50SPEAKER_04: It's gonna be great.
- 39:50SPEAKER_04: I'll take better or bad, not a but a horrible person.
- 39:52SPEAKER_04: Yeah, why not?
- 39:53SPEAKER_04: Sort of track.
- 39:55SPEAKER_04: It's sort of track.
- 39:56SPEAKER_04: What else?
- 39:56SPEAKER_04: Let's see.
- 39:57SPEAKER_04: Hold on.
- 39:58SPEAKER_04: I also said um mushroom decor.
- 40:02SPEAKER_04: Mushroom decor.
- 40:03SPEAKER_06: What kind of mushroom?
- 40:04SPEAKER_06: Like a mushroom.
- 40:05SPEAKER_06: Shroom imagery.
- 40:06SPEAKER_06: Like athletic.
- 40:07SPEAKER_06: Like artistic shroom vibes, like smeared, artistically bendy painting.
- 40:12SPEAKER_04: No, like a blown glass mushroom like on your fucking bookshelf.
- 40:17SPEAKER_06: An excessive amount or just like one item?
- 40:20SPEAKER_06: Like you go in there and the room is just all mushroom things.
- 40:27SPEAKER_04: I have a mushroom pillow, which is embarrassing, but like is it your only mushroom items?
- 40:32SPEAKER_04: Oh, then that's fine.
- 40:32SPEAKER_06: That's gone.
- 40:33SPEAKER_06: That's gone.
- 40:33SPEAKER_06: Right?
- 40:34SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 40:34SPEAKER_06: Mushroom like a paraphernalia.
- 40:37SPEAKER_06: Is that the right word?
- 40:38SPEAKER_06: One to five.
- 40:39SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 40:39SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 40:39SPEAKER_06: One to five items.
- 40:40SPEAKER_02: Getting smarter.
- 40:41SPEAKER_02: One to five?
- 40:42SPEAKER_02: We're up at it to five?
- 40:43SPEAKER_06: I'd say up to five items in a large space should be a I might have to say three.
- 40:48SPEAKER_06: I was gonna say three.
- 40:48SPEAKER_06: Three.
- 40:49SPEAKER_06: You have five.
- 40:49SPEAKER_06: I'm okay with three.
- 40:50SPEAKER_06: You're Colorado.
- 40:51SPEAKER_06: You have a shroom room.
- 40:53SPEAKER_06: You're Debbie Lovada with our shroom room.
- 40:55SPEAKER_06: What does that have to do with anything?
- 40:56SPEAKER_06: Yes.
- 40:56SPEAKER_06: Uh shrooms are legal in Colorado.
- 40:59SPEAKER_06: Yeah, but just like so.
- 41:00SPEAKER_06: So we can have five because you can have five in a few.
- 41:02SPEAKER_04: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 41:03SPEAKER_04: Yes.
- 41:04SPEAKER_04: Three maximum.
- 41:05SPEAKER_04: Yeah, because above that, it's like, girl.
- 41:07SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you're going to jail.
- 41:08SPEAKER_04: What about you?
- 41:09SPEAKER_04: You can say punt.
- 41:10SPEAKER_02: I think if it's if it's one to three, it's cunt, it's fine.
- 41:13SPEAKER_02: I like your mushroom pillow.
- 41:14SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 41:14SPEAKER_02: I think it can be good.
- 41:14SPEAKER_02: I think a little mushroom is cute.
- 41:15SPEAKER_02: It's whimsical.
- 41:16SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 41:16SPEAKER_02: But I got it at Urban, and guess what?
- 41:18SPEAKER_04: I added more stuffing.
- 41:19SPEAKER_04: It wasn't big enough.
- 41:20SPEAKER_04: The mushroom wasn't big enough for you.
- 41:23SPEAKER_04: I was like, this cannot count as one.
- 41:26SPEAKER_04: I only got three.
- 41:28SPEAKER_04: You know, you gotta do what you gotta do.
- 41:31SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 41:31SPEAKER_04: So Jessica, if you have something that you've been wondering about, I'm thinking on spirit, you've been wanting to know.
- 41:36SPEAKER_02: It gotta be like drag related, you know, like something that like reports.
- 41:38SPEAKER_04: Well, my thing my my I mean, third and last is um a blue lip and drag.
- 41:42SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna say punt, even though I have it.
- 41:47SPEAKER_06: I am.
- 41:48SPEAKER_06: I will never forget I had a drag bomb for three weeks when I was very hard and I did a blue lip and she was like, Well, the return policy on there.
- 41:56SPEAKER_06: Never do a blue lip again unless you want to look like you suck it off a smurf.
- 42:00SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 42:00SPEAKER_06: She was very drunk at the bar that night.
- 42:02SPEAKER_06: And I still do blue lips, but I always think to her about it.
- 42:05SPEAKER_06: Are they cut for you?
- 42:06SPEAKER_06: I I think that they're cunt if you do it right.
- 42:08SPEAKER_06: It's right space.
- 42:09SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 42:09SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 42:09SPEAKER_06: I I agree.
- 42:10SPEAKER_06: If you have a line, you have a liner.
- 42:12SPEAKER_06: If you have you ombre it in, I think blue lips absolutely.
- 42:15SPEAKER_06: If I just did like garage door blue lip, maybe not.
- 42:18SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna say punt.
- 42:19SPEAKER_04: It's it's I'm gonna say punt, but I wear it all the time.
- 42:21SPEAKER_06: It's punt, but you can make it cunt.
- 42:24SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
- 42:24SPEAKER_02: I love like an editorial like black liner, like ombreed into like a dark blue with a gloss.
- 42:29SPEAKER_02: Like to me, that is like cunty cunty.
- 42:31SPEAKER_02: That is very cute.
- 42:31SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I try to do that last week.
- 42:33SPEAKER_02: It can be cut.
- 42:35SPEAKER_04: It can be for sure.
- 42:35SPEAKER_04: I tried to do that last week, but it didn't work out.
- 42:37SPEAKER_04: But the lip was cute.
- 42:38SPEAKER_04: It just was like lip is cute today.
- 42:39SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 42:40SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
- 42:40SPEAKER_04: It takes a while.
- 42:41SPEAKER_04: To do a good lip, you need more than six minutes.
- 42:44SPEAKER_04: It's true.
- 42:45SPEAKER_04: You know, like I always do because I kind of have like nice lips, I can do it.
- 42:51SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it's drawn a little high day.
- 42:55SPEAKER_04: But um because like my lips kind of like can work quickly, I like save time there.
- 43:00SPEAKER_04: But I'm like, I would love to spend like a good 20 minutes on like a black ombre lip that's like glassy and black and like 20 minutes.
- 43:08SPEAKER_04: 20 is a little excessive, but whatever.
- 43:09SPEAKER_04: I'm so I'm fine.
- 43:10SPEAKER_06: But I bet you that's gonna be a beautiful lip.
- 43:12SPEAKER_04: Thank you so much.
- 43:12SPEAKER_04: I need to hear that.
- 43:13SPEAKER_06: But yeah, yeah, I'm pumped, so I just Oh, you did?
- 43:16SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I just slide it on.
- 43:17SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, I love that.
- 43:18SPEAKER_04: I have one syringe, but it's a beautiful, it's a beautiful lip for drag.
- 43:21SPEAKER_04: That's yeah, that is really bigger.
- 43:23SPEAKER_04: I want to smell more really at all times.
- 43:26SPEAKER_04: How many syringes are in there?
- 43:27SPEAKER_06: Uh honestly, I haven't gotten pumped in a year.
- 43:29SPEAKER_06: Wow.
- 43:30SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 43:30SPEAKER_04: Well, they say, right, like your first syringe, you fucking shard it out immediately, kinda.
- 43:34SPEAKER_04: Oh, boy did I.
- 43:36SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 43:38SPEAKER_04: Boy, did I.
- 43:39SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I had one syringe and I think it's gone.
- 43:42SPEAKER_04: I need to do it again.
- 43:43SPEAKER_02: Your body swallowed it up.
- 43:44SPEAKER_06: And a lip flip and a little plump, and I just leave it.
- 43:46SPEAKER_06: A lip flip.
- 43:47SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you put a little Botox here and it's a few.
- 43:49SPEAKER_04: Oh, I was doing that and then I stopped.
- 43:51SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I liked it for a while.
- 43:52SPEAKER_04: I didn't like it.
- 43:52SPEAKER_06: But I don't do a Cupid's bow on my lip.
- 43:54SPEAKER_06: I can't do it.
- 43:55SPEAKER_06: I can't ever do it.
- 43:56SPEAKER_04: I think as a like boy, I have a very sharp one to begin with.
- 44:00SPEAKER_04: So it's like very overdrawn and there's no illusion.
- 44:02SPEAKER_04: You can clearly see the difference.
- 44:04SPEAKER_04: But like I just kind of draw the same thing but bigger in a weird way.
- 44:07SPEAKER_04: But I would love to do like that round fucking Naomi lip that fucking asshole mouth.
- 44:13SPEAKER_04: I do a butthole lid.
- 44:14SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's a butthole.
- 44:16SPEAKER_04: That's a big old butthole.
- 44:17SPEAKER_04: Classic honey.
- 44:19SPEAKER_04: That's what it is.
- 44:20SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
- 44:21SPEAKER_04: Dog booty hole, bring it back.
- 44:22SPEAKER_04: Booty hole lip cunt.
- 44:23SPEAKER_04: Cunt.
- 44:24SPEAKER_04: Cunt.
- 44:24SPEAKER_04: Yeah, of course.
- 44:25SPEAKER_04: Absolutely.
- 44:25SPEAKER_04: During the break, I put a little booty hole on.
- 44:27SPEAKER_04: I was like, I need a little booty hole.
- 44:28SPEAKER_04: A little booty hole.
- 44:29SPEAKER_04: I'm running late.
- 44:31SPEAKER_06: You're running early.
- 44:32SPEAKER_04: You ruined everything.
- 44:33SPEAKER_04: That's sabotage.
- 44:34SPEAKER_04: You're running early.
- 44:35SPEAKER_04: You'd be like, this was pre-meditated.
- 44:36SPEAKER_04: I'm going to blow her out of the water and I'm going to come early.
- 44:38SPEAKER_06: Well, country punch being late.
- 44:41SPEAKER_06: Okay.
- 44:41SPEAKER_06: This is always dependent on the person and the situation and the gig.
- 44:45SPEAKER_06: Because I know some of my duties that will show up at the start of the show.
- 44:51SPEAKER_06: And I don't have to worry about them.
- 44:52SPEAKER_06: They're ready to go.
- 44:53SPEAKER_06: They're always ready, but I know they're going to be late.
- 44:55SPEAKER_06: There are those people.
- 44:56SPEAKER_06: And there's those people that I don't know when they're going to show up.
- 44:59SPEAKER_04: That's scary.
- 45:00SPEAKER_04: I have to.
- 45:01SPEAKER_06: And in what form they're going to show up.
- 45:02SPEAKER_06: Right.
- 45:03SPEAKER_06: And they don't communicate it.
- 45:04SPEAKER_06: And that's when it's not cut.
- 45:06SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 45:06SPEAKER_06: It drives me crazy.
- 45:07SPEAKER_04: For sure.
- 45:08SPEAKER_04: I'm um reliable and communicative.
- 45:10SPEAKER_04: Mm-hmm.
- 45:13SPEAKER_04: So uh but a little late.
- 45:15SPEAKER_04: You know, so it's not.
- 45:16SPEAKER_04: It's not a time.
- 45:16SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 45:17SPEAKER_04: But I'm gonna say laten is pun.
- 45:19SPEAKER_06: Lateness is pun.
- 45:19SPEAKER_06: Lateness really is pun.
- 45:21SPEAKER_06: But acknowledging your lateness and being communicative about it is cut.
- 45:24SPEAKER_06: Yes.
- 45:24SPEAKER_06: I would much rather appreciate that.
- 45:28SPEAKER_02: But you were also, you were early today, so you don't have you don't have to.
- 45:32SPEAKER_06: That wasn't because of me.
- 45:33SPEAKER_06: I hope you know that that wasn't from the universe.
- 45:36SPEAKER_06: That wasn't my doing because if we could have stayed there, I would have been like, oh, we'll just hang out.
- 45:40SPEAKER_06: We got 15, 20 minutes.
- 45:42SPEAKER_04: No, that's a great feeling because it it's it's hard to be early and drag.
- 45:46SPEAKER_04: Well, so I was like, Fuck.
- 45:49SPEAKER_02: To me, okay, so yeah, be lateness is is punt.
- 45:52SPEAKER_02: But like, okay, what about being early?
- 45:54SPEAKER_02: Is that cunt for punt?
- 45:56SPEAKER_02: It's all kind of being.
- 45:57SPEAKER_06: How early are you showing?
- 45:58SPEAKER_06: She is early.
- 45:58SPEAKER_02: I'm crazy.
- 45:59SPEAKER_06: She is Are you an hour like before it happened?
- 46:03SPEAKER_02: No, no.
- 46:03SPEAKER_02: It's it's like I would never I would never like show up to something an hour early and like be there and be like in your space.
- 46:11SPEAKER_06: Like I would I would get to the There are people that do that.
- 46:14SPEAKER_02: The address would be like, I need to kill an hour and then come back.
- 46:16SPEAKER_02: But I guess you're cool enough to know.
- 46:18SPEAKER_02: Take your social cue.
- 46:19SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 46:19SPEAKER_04: But also you are eating.
- 46:20SPEAKER_06: Oh, then that's cut.
- 46:22SPEAKER_06: Being early appropriately and on time, that's cunt.
- 46:24unknown: Yeah.
- 46:25SPEAKER_06: That's cut.
- 46:25SPEAKER_06: And it's quality, you should never give up.
- 46:27SPEAKER_06: Absolutely.
- 46:27SPEAKER_06: And you should never feel shame for it whatsoever.
- 46:29SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 46:30SPEAKER_04: But sometimes at a party or a thing, like you don't want to be the first one.
- 46:33SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 46:34SPEAKER_04: Maybe.
- 46:34SPEAKER_02: You know, but I guess I guess own it.
- 46:36SPEAKER_06: Well, a party's different than what's the event.
- 46:38SPEAKER_06: Right.
- 46:38SPEAKER_02: But it's context dependent.
- 46:39SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 46:40SPEAKER_02: If it's a work thing, I unfortunately am going to have to be five minutes early, if not earlier.
- 46:44SPEAKER_02: But uh if it's a party, I'm going to be at least a half hour late.
- 46:47SPEAKER_02: I think that's and that is being on time though.
- 46:49SPEAKER_06: Right.
- 46:50SPEAKER_06: Exactly.
- 46:50SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 46:51SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 46:51SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 46:51SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
- 46:53SPEAKER_06: Wild mind sweep.
- 46:55SPEAKER_04: Well, that's my list.
- 46:57SPEAKER_06: The ebb and flow of cunt versus punt.
- 46:59SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 46:59SPEAKER_02: I feel like I couldn't describe like the colors of the cars.
- 47:02SPEAKER_02: I have a cunt and punt.
- 47:03SPEAKER_02: Go for it.
- 47:03SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 47:03SPEAKER_02: Because we're not going back to khaki.
- 47:06SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I swear.
- 47:08SPEAKER_02: If you say champagne one more time.
- 47:11SPEAKER_06: Um cunt or punt?
- 47:13SPEAKER_06: Bidets.
- 47:14SPEAKER_06: Bidets?
- 47:15SPEAKER_06: Cunt.
- 47:16SPEAKER_06: Punt per means.
- 47:18SPEAKER_04: Punt, I don't have one.
- 47:19SPEAKER_04: Well, all these new gays have a bidet.
- 47:21SPEAKER_06: Why can't you just clip on bidet?
- 47:24SPEAKER_02: Because my skin is very sensitive.
- 47:26SPEAKER_06: Oh, oh, so you want water just blasting you about?
- 47:29SPEAKER_06: Oh good.
- 47:30SPEAKER_06: But what if it misses?
- 47:31SPEAKER_06: It does.
- 47:32SPEAKER_06: I don't want to clip on my day.
- 47:33SPEAKER_06: What if it does?
- 47:34SPEAKER_06: Mine doesn't.
- 47:35SPEAKER_06: What if it breaks?
- 47:36SPEAKER_06: What if it sh what if what if you shit on it?
- 47:39SPEAKER_02: Listen, I was so sort of like psychotically, pathologically afraid of bidets for no reason.
- 47:45SPEAKER_02: I was like, I don't want a bidet in my house.
- 47:46SPEAKER_02: I don't want to see, I want, I don't want my friends to see that I have a bidet on my face.
- 47:49SPEAKER_02: But that's how I feel.
- 47:50SPEAKER_02: But then I got it and I was like, this has changed my life.
- 47:53SPEAKER_02: Because I have such sensitive skin.
- 47:54SPEAKER_02: Literally every time I wipe, I'm like, okay, I've just shredded my asshole.
- 47:58SPEAKER_02: What are you wiping with?
- 47:59SPEAKER_02: The softest possible toilet paper on Earth.
- 48:01SPEAKER_02: Interesting.
- 48:01SPEAKER_02: I need like Scots one ply.
- 48:03SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's like I like I can't shred my hole.
- 48:06SPEAKER_02: So it's like I the water is just helpful.
- 48:09SPEAKER_02: That's my request, literally.
- 48:10SPEAKER_02: It works for me.
- 48:10SPEAKER_02: It works for me.
- 48:11SPEAKER_04: That's in my writer, Scott's one ply.
- 48:13SPEAKER_04: Do you notice?
- 48:13SPEAKER_04: I have a hairy hole.
- 48:14SPEAKER_04: So I'm like, I need anything.
- 48:15SPEAKER_04: Add a ply, forget it.
- 48:17SPEAKER_04: I need the clip on bidet, and then I'd sooner die.
- 48:20SPEAKER_04: The clip on bidet is like a fake luxury.
- 48:23SPEAKER_02: What do you mean, the clip on bidet?
- 48:25SPEAKER_02: Yeah, of course.
- 48:26SPEAKER_04: Uh you and all the gays in Brooklyn have their clip on bidet.
- 48:29SPEAKER_02: I prefer the clip on one and not the not the handheld clip on one.
- 48:32SPEAKER_02: I want to reel.
- 48:32SPEAKER_04: If I'm gonna have a bidet one.
- 48:33SPEAKER_06: Have you ever had anybody try to use your bidet and not know what the fuck they're doing?
- 48:37SPEAKER_06: It just explodes.
- 48:38SPEAKER_06: Because I've wanted to be that person and be like, I'm gonna just try it out for today.
- 48:42SPEAKER_06: And have no idea what anybody means.
- 48:43SPEAKER_06: Is it cold?
- 48:44SPEAKER_06: Is it warm?
- 48:45SPEAKER_06: Just aim it.
- 48:46SPEAKER_06: What if it doesn't know where your butthole is?
- 48:47SPEAKER_02: Some of them, some of them are heated.
- 48:50SPEAKER_02: You can you can change the temperature for sure.
- 48:51SPEAKER_02: Um can you change the pressure?
- 48:53SPEAKER_02: Yes.
- 48:54SPEAKER_02: Really?
- 48:54SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 48:55SPEAKER_02: Oh I'm I would need to pump that up.
- 48:58SPEAKER_02: Is it warm?
- 48:59SPEAKER_02: Mine's not warm, but I kind of like it when it's cold.
- 49:02SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 49:02SPEAKER_02: But you can make it warm.
- 49:03SPEAKER_02: You can get one that has.
- 49:04SPEAKER_02: It's a way to wake up.
- 49:05SPEAKER_02: Yeah, for sure.
- 49:06SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 49:06SPEAKER_06: I I mean you've had no residual, like no concern after you don't wipe after the bidet.
- 49:12SPEAKER_02: No, I do wipe after.
- 49:14SPEAKER_02: The bidet, like, will do 93% of the work.
- 49:18SPEAKER_04: But you should.
- 49:19SPEAKER_04: Do you take a chi blow dryer to that afterwards?
- 49:21SPEAKER_04: Like to have any use.
- 49:24SPEAKER_04: There should be a blow dryer, a clip-on.
- 49:26SPEAKER_02: The ideal bidet situation is you use the bidet.
- 49:28SPEAKER_02: Yes.
- 49:28SPEAKER_02: You take a little bit of toilet paper, you wipe off the water, and that's all you have to worry about.
- 49:32SPEAKER_02: That's that's the ideal one.
- 49:33SPEAKER_02: Not then you're not the rest of the rest of it, it's my fault, honestly.
- 49:37SPEAKER_02: Not to talk about shit too much.
- 49:39SPEAKER_02: Kind of in a hotel.
- 49:40SPEAKER_02: Like you'll probably be in one this year that will that has a bidet because it's a clip on.
- 49:44SPEAKER_06: That's actually smart.
- 49:44SPEAKER_06: I'm gonna do it at a hotel just in case it gets real messy.
- 49:47SPEAKER_06: Where are you staying tonight?
- 49:47SPEAKER_06: Um but we're not, we're gonna just do any stretch.
- 49:49SPEAKER_06: Oh, right, yeah.
- 49:50SPEAKER_06: You're just you're rallying.
- 49:51SPEAKER_06: Wow.
- 49:51SPEAKER_02: This pulls out, actually.
- 49:52SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 49:53SPEAKER_02: Pulls out the big hunting couch.
- 49:54SPEAKER_02: The big hunty bed.
- 49:55SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 49:55SPEAKER_02: Pull out the couch.
- 49:58SPEAKER_04: You rent it out, Airbnb for the night.
- 50:01SPEAKER_04: Um, not to talk too much about shit, but you one time said like you like to go right to wet wipes.
- 50:06SPEAKER_02: What do you mean?
- 50:06SPEAKER_02: Dude wipes?
- 50:07SPEAKER_02: Oh my God.
- 50:08SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna have to jump past this altogether because I saw something recently where somebody was talking about people folding toilet paper or crumpling toilet paper to wipe.
- 50:16SPEAKER_06: Yeah, let's get into it.
- 50:17SPEAKER_02: You gotta fold.
- 50:18SPEAKER_02: You gotta wrap your fucking arm in a calf.
- 50:20SPEAKER_02: If you crumple are psychopaths.
- 50:23SPEAKER_02: That's that's stinky, that's stinky booty status.
- 50:25SPEAKER_02: It's like you're not getting it.
- 50:26SPEAKER_06: There's so much room for error in that.
- 50:29SPEAKER_06: That's crazy.
- 50:30SPEAKER_06: You don't know what poking through.
- 50:32SPEAKER_02: We're not we're not like paper machine a balloon.
- 50:34SPEAKER_02: We're paper machine.
- 50:36SPEAKER_02: Blind spackling.
- 50:38SPEAKER_02: You gotta fold.
- 50:39SPEAKER_02: Yes, I agree.
- 50:40SPEAKER_04: You've got to give a contrapunt now.
- 50:41SPEAKER_02: To what?
- 50:42SPEAKER_02: Uh uh crumple folding toilet paper.
- 50:44SPEAKER_02: Cut!
- 50:46SPEAKER_04: Honey, that's con.
- 50:47SPEAKER_04: Let's see.
- 50:48SPEAKER_04: Do you wear short hair, little wigs ever?
- 50:49SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 50:49SPEAKER_06: I think wigs are appropriate for the story.
- 50:52SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 50:52SPEAKER_06: That's why people love this flatter wig.
- 50:54SPEAKER_06: You don't like it because it's a fish, it's water, it's it makes sense.
- 50:58SPEAKER_04: Whatever.
- 50:58SPEAKER_04: I love a short wig, but I can't.
- 51:01SPEAKER_04: I have huge shoulders, so I can only wear like short, short hair if I have like I hear okay.
- 51:04SPEAKER_06: Cunter punt um showing your muscles and drag.
- 51:08SPEAKER_06: Because the way you're talking is punt.
- 51:09SPEAKER_06: You're hiding them, you're worried about your shoulders.
- 51:11SPEAKER_06: I've been trying to lean into it recently.
- 51:13SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 51:14SPEAKER_04: And live.
- 51:14SPEAKER_04: This season I was like, I'm just gonna be a big girl.
- 51:16SPEAKER_02: I do think it's all about I do think it's all about proportion.
- 51:20SPEAKER_04: But I guess also you can, I mean, if the look is like the only has it the reason why I hesitated because like we saw the show and someone was a muscle queen, and it was just like almost too much about the muscles in a way that was like It's distracting from the It was just like what are you doing?
- 51:35SPEAKER_04: It felt insecure.
- 51:35SPEAKER_04: Yeah, very just it felt like he couldn't be like a full woman because he needed to just be jacked or something.
- 51:40SPEAKER_04: It felt like I felt I I was getting insecurity.
- 51:42SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 51:43SPEAKER_04: Or something from that.
- 51:45SPEAKER_04: Like uh like to lift and like to have muscles, but um I feel like I'm blessed with the ability to have it soften up and drop away a little bit.
- 51:54SPEAKER_04: You know what I mean?
- 51:54SPEAKER_04: Kind of definitely.
- 51:55SPEAKER_04: I think you both do, for sure.
- 51:57SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 51:57SPEAKER_04: TTT.
- 51:58SPEAKER_04: This hair is so good.
- 52:01SPEAKER_06: I didn't do anything, I just put it on the bottom.
- 52:02SPEAKER_06: But that's I mean, that's half the battle.
- 52:04SPEAKER_04: That's half the battle.
- 52:05SPEAKER_04: I always need more time to install it.
- 52:07SPEAKER_06: That was fun.
- 52:08SPEAKER_06: That was your carry-on?
- 52:09SPEAKER_04: Yep.
- 52:10SPEAKER_04: You got that at Auntie Ann's.
- 52:14SPEAKER_06: I had to put it in a bucket.
- 52:15SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 52:16SPEAKER_06: You're like, you have these special things.
- 52:19SPEAKER_02: Um, well, should we play uh label whores or um should we do Divas on a Cliff?
- 52:26SPEAKER_02: I mean, if we wanted to be like really cunky, we could do like drag race girls, you know, or like drag race winners or something.
- 52:30SPEAKER_04: We could just Or seasons.
- 52:31SPEAKER_04: Did we ever do seasons?
- 52:33SPEAKER_02: Did we ever do that?
- 52:34SPEAKER_02: I don't think so.
- 52:34SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah, I have drag race seasons on my list.
- 52:36SPEAKER_04: I also have Kardashians.
- 52:38SPEAKER_04: Let's put them on a cliff.
- 52:39SPEAKER_04: Okay, let's do why don't do you do you respond to Kardashians?
- 52:42SPEAKER_06: I feel like you're gonna be disappointed if I talk about the Kardashians.
- 52:45SPEAKER_06: Why are and they'll probably quit working with me.
- 52:48SPEAKER_06: Are we are we are we haters?
- 52:49SPEAKER_06: No, I'm I don't know enough about the unless it's just like the main family.
- 52:54SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 52:54SPEAKER_06: They're the Kardashian people, right?
- 52:57SPEAKER_06: I know them enough, but not enough to put I put them all on a cliff and push them off.
- 53:01SPEAKER_06: Let's do the end of the game.
- 53:04SPEAKER_02: Let's do the four let's do the four sisters.
- 53:07SPEAKER_02: Kim, Chloe, Courtney, and Chris.
- 53:10SPEAKER_02: Chris is the mom, but she's the sister.
- 53:11SPEAKER_02: And Rob?
- 53:12SPEAKER_02: No.
- 53:13SPEAKER_02: No, no one likes Rob.
- 53:14SPEAKER_04: No one likes Rob.
- 53:15SPEAKER_04: I know no one likes Rob.
- 53:17SPEAKER_04: He came out with a line of socks.
- 53:20SPEAKER_02: Archer, Arthur, what was it called?
- 53:22SPEAKER_04: Robert Kardashian Sox.
- 53:24SPEAKER_04: No, it wasn't.
- 53:27SPEAKER_04: It was Tom Riddle, like backwards.
- 53:29SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 53:30SPEAKER_04: Tom Riddle socks.
- 53:32SPEAKER_02: Uh Kim, Chloe, Courtney, and Chris.
- 53:35SPEAKER_02: The four of them are on a cliff.
- 53:36SPEAKER_02: Who's getting pushed off first?
- 53:37SPEAKER_04: Chloe.
- 53:39SPEAKER_04: Courtney.
- 53:40SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna push Chris off first.
- 53:41SPEAKER_04: Sorry.
- 53:42SPEAKER_04: Really?
- 53:43SPEAKER_04: Why?
- 53:44SPEAKER_04: I I don't care.
- 53:46SPEAKER_04: I love her.
- 53:47SPEAKER_04: She's an icon.
- 53:48SPEAKER_04: She's a mommager.
- 53:49SPEAKER_04: I love her.
- 53:49SPEAKER_04: She made their empire happen.
- 53:52SPEAKER_04: And that facelift is so so cunt.
- 53:54SPEAKER_04: She's getting that treatment that everyone's doing.
- 53:56SPEAKER_04: She's seeing that doctor.
- 53:57SPEAKER_02: But I'm like, uh, I'm over it.
- 53:59SPEAKER_02: But I feel like from the beginning, she was like kind of more of a personality and more entertaining than some of the girls were.
- 54:06SPEAKER_02: For sure.
- 54:06SPEAKER_02: But I'm like, go.
- 54:08SPEAKER_02: I think well, you guys, we don't need to agree.
- 54:10SPEAKER_02: We don't have to agree, but I I would say I would say Courtney first.
- 54:12SPEAKER_04: But I was gonna say Courtney first, but I'm like, she's such a bitch who sucks that I'm like, I can't push her off first.
- 54:18SPEAKER_04: Like she's so awful that like iconic in a way.
- 54:22SPEAKER_04: Like she's more iconic than Chris to me.
- 54:23SPEAKER_04: I'm like, whatever.
- 54:25SPEAKER_04: You've had your time.
- 54:27SPEAKER_04: Those are her fingers.
- 54:28SPEAKER_04: Uh Courtney's iconic.
- 54:33SPEAKER_02: I mean, okay, she's the most miserable person I could.
- 54:37SPEAKER_02: I'll change my answer for for the sake of the game.
- 54:40SPEAKER_02: I agree.
- 54:41SPEAKER_02: I think like if we're talking about like who's getting chopped first, okay, Chris can Chris can drop.
- 54:45SPEAKER_02: I think it turns so quickly.
- 54:48SPEAKER_04: That's my misery.
- 54:50SPEAKER_04: Imagine me with a Triton crown.
- 54:53SPEAKER_04: Your power.
- 54:54SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 54:55SPEAKER_06: And a fork.
- 54:56SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 54:56SPEAKER_06: What do you what do you think?
- 54:57SPEAKER_06: I said Chloe, but I just thought that's because I thought that she was like the one that tried too hard.
- 55:04SPEAKER_06: She's like the middle child syndrome.
- 55:05SPEAKER_06: She should go actually before Courtney.
- 55:07SPEAKER_06: Ultimately.
- 55:07SPEAKER_06: I think Courtney's Chloe's the everyman.
- 55:11SPEAKER_02: She's the one everyone loves.
- 55:13SPEAKER_04: I was gonna have her second, but now I'm like, Courtney is savage.
- 55:16SPEAKER_04: She's so awful that I'm like, I'm saving her.
- 55:18SPEAKER_04: But Kim is saving.
- 55:20SPEAKER_04: Well, but hold on, we're still in the first round.
- 55:21SPEAKER_02: Wait, wait, wait.
- 55:21SPEAKER_02: But well, you were gonna go, you were gonna go Chloe first round.
- 55:24SPEAKER_02: Yes.
- 55:24SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 55:24SPEAKER_02: Um that's crazy.
- 55:26SPEAKER_04: But I I understand.
- 55:27SPEAKER_06: I understand.
- 55:29SPEAKER_04: I understand.
- 55:30SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I say goodbye to her.
- 55:32SPEAKER_06: I know she's been on drag race twice.
- 55:34SPEAKER_06: Bye.
- 55:34SPEAKER_06: Sorry.
- 55:34SPEAKER_02: Wow.
- 55:35SPEAKER_02: We're not gonna go.
- 55:36SPEAKER_02: Sorry, Chloe.
- 55:36SPEAKER_02: I don't think well, I mean, how do we how does the game continue if we don't agree?
- 55:39SPEAKER_02: I think we're all saving maybe Kim, maybe.
- 55:41SPEAKER_02: Kim?
- 55:41SPEAKER_02: I guess Kim is the winner.
- 55:42SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 55:43SPEAKER_06: I mean, there's no curve.
- 55:47SPEAKER_04: Exactly.
- 55:48SPEAKER_04: And she is randomly always more tolerable than I like expect her to be.
- 55:51SPEAKER_06: You know what I mean?
- 55:52SPEAKER_04: I always expect the worst.
- 55:53SPEAKER_04: I'm like, actually, you're like fine.
- 55:55SPEAKER_04: And I do think she's like semi well spoken.
- 55:57SPEAKER_04: I can do it.
- 55:57SPEAKER_06: I have seen episodes with her kids.
- 55:59SPEAKER_06: I could do the ones without the kids.
- 56:00SPEAKER_02: I could do the ones without the kids for sure.
- 56:01SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
- 56:02SPEAKER_02: I don't need to say that.
- 56:02SPEAKER_02: But I think she's like flexible.
- 56:04SPEAKER_02: I think she like her.
- 56:06SPEAKER_02: She's smart.
- 56:06SPEAKER_02: She responds at the time.
- 56:07SPEAKER_02: She's mind savvy.
- 56:09SPEAKER_06: Very, very smart and savvy.
- 56:10SPEAKER_06: Very smart.
- 56:11SPEAKER_06: Ooh, was it cut or punt that she wore the Maryland dress?
- 56:14SPEAKER_06: Like the actual Maryland dress.
- 56:16SPEAKER_06: That's a tough one.
- 56:17SPEAKER_06: To me, it was a punt.
- 56:18SPEAKER_06: Punt.
- 56:19SPEAKER_06: I think just the way it was done, it could have been cunt, but it was punt.
- 56:22SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 56:23SPEAKER_04: I mean, she didn't she ruin it?
- 56:26SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she like stretched it out of it.
- 56:28SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 56:28SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 56:29SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 56:30SPEAKER_04: I guess if it didn't look amazing, to be honest.
- 56:32SPEAKER_04: That dress is like iconic for that era and looks great in the museum, like on a mannequin, blah blah blah.
- 56:39SPEAKER_04: But like it's not that stunning that you needed to ruin history for.
- 56:43SPEAKER_04: Yeah, there may have been a lot of things.
- 56:46SPEAKER_02: But you know, to me, it's like I love that she actually is a huge lover of fashion and she does have a pretty deep, like, historical roster of going on.
- 56:54SPEAKER_02: She like has good references, or at least people, I don't know, maybe people are telling her that, but like she's she's making good choices.
- 56:59SPEAKER_02: It looks like she's making good choices.
- 57:00SPEAKER_02: But that to me, that felt like, yeah, maybe not the she didn't need to ruin that one.
- 57:05SPEAKER_04: I originally would have said that was cunt.
- 57:07SPEAKER_04: I think when it was happening and everyone was up.
- 57:09SPEAKER_04: I was like, I was like, I get it.
- 57:10SPEAKER_04: She literally is kind of like the modern Marilyn.
- 57:13SPEAKER_04: Like, she is that pop icon.
- 57:14SPEAKER_04: Like, yeah.
- 57:15SPEAKER_04: It made sense to me, but then I was like, no, the fucking bleached, slick back bun, and like nude black luster dress.
- 57:25unknown: No.
- 57:25SPEAKER_04: Well, country punch.
- 57:27SPEAKER_04: Country punch.
- 57:27SPEAKER_04: She wore replica at the top of the stairs.
- 57:29SPEAKER_04: Once she got up to the top of the stairs, she changed.
- 57:31SPEAKER_04: She switched into a replica.
- 57:32SPEAKER_04: Really?
- 57:33SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah.
- 57:33SPEAKER_04: I didn't know that.
- 57:35SPEAKER_04: They only let her wear it for 20 steps.
- 57:37SPEAKER_04: She already yeah, she blasted a cute a couple beads too soon.
- 57:40SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
- 57:41SPEAKER_04: She needed that replica all the whole way.
- 57:43SPEAKER_04: Like, no one, nobody cared.
- 57:44SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 57:44SPEAKER_04: But nobody knew the difference.
- 57:46SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 57:46SPEAKER_02: Counter punt um her corseting so much on the red carpet or at the main.
- 57:52SPEAKER_06: Um, it was fine until she had to wear a sweater.
- 57:54SPEAKER_02: That was that was weird.
- 57:55SPEAKER_02: That one was weird.
- 57:56SPEAKER_06: The sweater didn't go because they had a corset malfunction, right?
- 57:59SPEAKER_02: Something.
- 57:59SPEAKER_06: Everyone was- I didn't know if it was like high low.
- 58:01SPEAKER_06: Oh, that's what she said.
- 58:03SPEAKER_02: She was like, I grabbed my boyfriend's sweater as I was running out the door.
- 58:05SPEAKER_06: Kind of that was like, Oh, also if that's her boyfriend's sweater, he's gay.
- 58:08SPEAKER_06: Right.
- 58:09SPEAKER_06: That was a girl looking shawl.
- 58:11SPEAKER_06: But she's still a garden.
- 58:12SPEAKER_02: But to me, it's like I don't I don't find corseting to be a like inherently misogynistic uh activity.
- 58:20SPEAKER_02: Like I feel like a lot of people are like, this is transmitting negative body image issues to to young women everywhere.
- 58:26SPEAKER_02: And it's like I I don't actually think that's true.
- 58:29SPEAKER_02: I think that's like missing the forest for the tree.
- 58:31SPEAKER_02: They're not mandatory, so do what you want with them.
- 58:33SPEAKER_02: I think it's like it's uh it's more akin to like acrobatics or something.
- 58:38SPEAKER_02: It's like you're doing something extreme with your body.
- 58:41SPEAKER_06: I think people need to realize that it's not on the person that's do uh on that act to to trigger what people are thinking.
- 58:49SPEAKER_06: That person that is watching her could you doing alright?
- 58:57SPEAKER_06: And on to our next game.
- 58:58SPEAKER_06: It's actually Taffy.
- 59:00SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 59:00SPEAKER_04: We have Taffy coming.
- 59:02SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah.
- 59:02SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I mean, the person that's watching, you can't tell that person that is not going to be affected by seeing someone in a corset and feeling that way, but that's not on the artist that's wearing it.
- 59:10SPEAKER_06: It's too deep to go into and be like, it's your fault, you're the problem for this, when in reality you're just wearing something.
- 59:16SPEAKER_04: You know what was one of my favorite Matt Gala looks of all time?
- 59:19SPEAKER_04: Like when Kim hosted the camp era, like that the when the theme was camp and she was dripping like everyone.
- 59:28SPEAKER_01: That was good out of control.
- 59:30SPEAKER_01: It was like glare.
- 59:31SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that was out of control.
- 59:34SPEAKER_02: Somebody somebody tried to reference that on on Drag Race.
- 59:37SPEAKER_06: That was Britta tried to do that, and it didn't look any good.
- 59:39SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I think a lot of people have done crystal wet looks, I think, but no one has ever come close.
- 59:43SPEAKER_04: That was like out of control.
- 59:45SPEAKER_04: The fact that it was like latex news.
- 59:46SPEAKER_04: She looked that was so so cool.
- 59:49SPEAKER_02: So how yeah.
- 59:49SPEAKER_02: Well, should we do uh Divas on a Cliff Drag Race seasons?
- 59:53SPEAKER_06: Seasons, if we do it, it's like the entirety of the season battling out against other seasons, correct?
- 59:57SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 59:59SPEAKER_02: Should we go in order?
- 1:00:00SPEAKER_02: That's safer.
- 1:00:01SPEAKER_02: Great.
- 1:00:01SPEAKER_02: One, two, three, four.
- 1:00:02SPEAKER_02: Yes.
- 1:00:03SPEAKER_02: Let's let's start.
- 1:00:03SPEAKER_02: Season one, season two, season two.
- 1:00:05SPEAKER_02: Do we count one?
- 1:00:06SPEAKER_02: Season four.
- 1:00:07SPEAKER_02: One is one.
- 1:00:08SPEAKER_02: I like one.
- 1:00:08SPEAKER_06: I think one should just have an honorary.
- 1:00:11SPEAKER_06: We love you.
- 1:00:11SPEAKER_06: You're already a good one.
- 1:00:12SPEAKER_06: Yeah, do two to five.
- 1:00:13SPEAKER_06: Do two to five.
- 1:00:14SPEAKER_06: Okay, all right.
- 1:00:14SPEAKER_06: All right, okay, okay, okay.
- 1:00:15SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it's a different time.
- 1:00:16SPEAKER_06: It's a different lens, different time.
- 1:00:18SPEAKER_02: Two, three, four, and five.
- 1:00:19SPEAKER_02: Okay, this is this is a little tough, actually.
- 1:00:20SPEAKER_06: Yeah, this one is tough.
- 1:00:22SPEAKER_06: I'm gonna go.
- 1:00:23SPEAKER_02: It's tough because I have I know who's going first for me.
- 1:00:25SPEAKER_02: I have such a soft spot in my heart for two.
- 1:00:28SPEAKER_02: I I love season two.
- 1:00:31SPEAKER_04: So I'm sending four first.
- 1:00:34SPEAKER_02: Really?
- 1:00:35SPEAKER_02: Because I love two.
- 1:00:37SPEAKER_04: Four is great, but like out of those that group, I I think I'm gonna send it first.
- 1:00:42SPEAKER_02: I loved I loved season four at the time.
- 1:00:44SPEAKER_02: I mean, I s I actually still do.
- 1:00:46SPEAKER_02: I don't know if I would punt I don't know if I would kick four off the cliff first.
- 1:00:50SPEAKER_04: Out of those iconic seasons, unfour four is un unbelievable.
- 1:00:53SPEAKER_04: Over two?
- 1:00:55SPEAKER_04: Because two is so like you needed two.
- 1:00:57SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 1:00:57SPEAKER_04: There's so much cross dressery, like handbags.
- 1:01:02SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna say like cherry pie.
- 1:01:04SPEAKER_04: Really?
- 1:01:05SPEAKER_04: That's one of my favorite seasons.
- 1:01:06SPEAKER_04: I love three.
- 1:01:07SPEAKER_04: But a lot of people are cast.
- 1:01:09SPEAKER_04: It's not the best season, but it's just like the drama.
- 1:01:12SPEAKER_06: Of those, I'm gonna say three.
- 1:01:13SPEAKER_02: You know what?
- 1:01:14SPEAKER_02: That's bad.
- 1:01:14SPEAKER_02: I agree.
- 1:01:15SPEAKER_02: I agree.
- 1:01:15SPEAKER_02: You know what?
- 1:01:15SPEAKER_02: I agree.
- 1:01:16SPEAKER_06: If if three had if two had not given us what it gave, I would not have as much appreci.
- 1:01:22SPEAKER_06: I think three would be more appreciated.
- 1:01:23SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 1:01:24SPEAKER_06: But two came two like it was the same energy.
- 1:01:26SPEAKER_02: Three is like felt like the show was held captive by the cast a little bit.
- 1:01:31SPEAKER_02: Where it was like it was maybe a little bit underproduced, and the queens were so um they went away for like a They did, because Rue had like health issues, so they had to like cut and come back.
- 1:01:39SPEAKER_02: Um which somebody said recently that it was a full-on heart attack, which like everyone's always been like a little bit like you know uh unclear what the what the deal was.
- 1:01:48SPEAKER_02: It's just this just didn't.
- 1:01:49SPEAKER_04: I can't remember who's work.
- 1:01:51SPEAKER_04: Uh I don't know.
- 1:01:52SPEAKER_04: If somebody like I don't know, but I might it's I I don't know.
- 1:01:57SPEAKER_04: I just have a special place in my heart for for three.
- 1:02:01SPEAKER_04: It's not that good, but it just I think that's when I started to really like be like the thing is they're all so they're all good for their own ways.
- 1:02:07SPEAKER_04: I'm very so like you know when you experience like loving a reality show and then getting addicted to like whatever cast you fall in love with, or like your first cast, which would for me would be two.
- 1:02:18SPEAKER_04: Then I saw three and I was like, I hate it.
- 1:02:20SPEAKER_07: Who's your first cast?
- 1:02:21SPEAKER_02: I think I would catch episodes of everything, even from season one, like kind of like one off here and there.
- 1:02:27SPEAKER_02: Four was my first full, full season.
- 1:02:29SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:02:30SPEAKER_04: Six was mine.
- 1:02:31SPEAKER_04: Oh wow, six is great.
- 1:02:32SPEAKER_04: Six is good, yeah.
- 1:02:33SPEAKER_04: But so three, like it was like a new cast of girls, and you know when like everything's different after you just fell in love with like the people in two.
- 1:02:40SPEAKER_04: I'm like, this isn't the same, this sucks.
- 1:02:42SPEAKER_04: Like blah, blah, blah, blah.
- 1:02:43SPEAKER_04: But they won me over the course of the season.
- 1:02:44SPEAKER_04: I was like, wait, this is actually it's like wow, this is a good one.
- 1:02:49SPEAKER_04: Yeah, like Manila and Raja, I think are so fun.
- 1:02:51SPEAKER_04: And like, I don't know, just the vibe of it was like it had a really cool vibe.
- 1:02:55SPEAKER_02: It's that's that's true.
- 1:02:56SPEAKER_02: But I think of the four, I yeah, I mean, I would do I would kick off three, and then I would do four, and then I would do two, and then I would do five.
- 1:03:04SPEAKER_02: Five five is the winner for me.
- 1:03:05SPEAKER_02: I think I think so for me as well.
- 1:03:07SPEAKER_02: Of those four.
- 1:03:08SPEAKER_06: Five is my ending for sure.
- 1:03:09SPEAKER_02: Which I was always like, I kind of didn't like five as I was watching it, but over time I realized that it really is maybe like the best, one of the best.
- 1:03:18SPEAKER_04: I think it's better than six.
- 1:03:20SPEAKER_06: No, really, everyone six is my turning point.
- 1:03:24SPEAKER_06: I feel like that was the turning point for when drag race changed.
- 1:03:28SPEAKER_06: Like the when the most people say that.
- 1:03:31SPEAKER_06: People love that.
- 1:03:32SPEAKER_06: Best promo video.
- 1:03:33SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I'll give you that.
- 1:03:34SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that promo video was coming.
- 1:03:36SPEAKER_02: Well, because yeah, that was amazing.
- 1:03:37SPEAKER_02: Um, all right, so so of two, three, four, and five, who who wins the five?
- 1:03:42SPEAKER_02: We'll say five.
- 1:03:42SPEAKER_02: Okay, so the all the girls have died, and five spy five.
- 1:03:46SPEAKER_02: Uh so now we do six, seven, eight, and nine.
- 1:03:49SPEAKER_02: Six.
- 1:03:49SPEAKER_02: Six, seven, eight, and nine.
- 1:03:51SPEAKER_06: Nine is randomly good.
- 1:03:53SPEAKER_06: Nine was was good.
- 1:03:54SPEAKER_06: I mean, nine has one of the most iconic lip syncs ever, Sasha.
- 1:03:58SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 1:03:58SPEAKER_06: Nine, I think I could get rid of Bob's season.
- 1:04:01SPEAKER_06: I mean, I think all of them are iconic, but the season itself I could get rid of.
- 1:04:04SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:04:05SPEAKER_06: I think eight goes first.
- 1:04:06SPEAKER_02: Eight can go.
- 1:04:07SPEAKER_02: I agree.
- 1:04:08SPEAKER_04: I eight was really short, too.
- 1:04:09SPEAKER_06: It was like I could go seven next.
- 1:04:13SPEAKER_06: I could get rid of seven.
- 1:04:14SPEAKER_06: That was violet, right?
- 1:04:15SPEAKER_02: Everyone hated seven when it was coming out.
- 1:04:17SPEAKER_02: They thought it was such a flop boring season.
- 1:04:18SPEAKER_06: I thought it was poor casting.
- 1:04:19SPEAKER_06: I thought of all the styles.
- 1:04:22SPEAKER_06: I know, but I think there was the bad timing for all of them.
- 1:04:25SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 1:04:26SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 1:04:26SPEAKER_06: Somebody did come out really successful.
- 1:04:28SPEAKER_02: Trixie and Katya are reviewing season seven now on their podcast, and they actually, and I think Kanye was saying that it was like this felt like it was the season of realness, where it was like six was about like beyond like you know, having a shtick and like being a character, and like Ben de la Creme, you know, having a character and all this stuff, which was interesting because I had never thought of it that way.
- 1:04:44SPEAKER_02: I could see why that would feel more boring compared to like things that came before and after it, but it definitely has grown on me over the years for sure.
- 1:04:52SPEAKER_06: I still gonna kick it off next.
- 1:04:54SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I think so.
- 1:04:55SPEAKER_06: Eight, eight, seven.
- 1:04:57SPEAKER_06: Um, and it's between nine and six, then I I'm still gonna give my wind a six.
- 1:05:03SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think I agree.
- 1:05:04SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:05:04SPEAKER_02: I think so too.
- 1:05:05SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:05:05SPEAKER_06: All right.
- 1:05:05SPEAKER_06: Bye, bitches.
- 1:05:08SPEAKER_02: So then it's 10, 11, 12, and 13.
- 1:05:11SPEAKER_02: 10, 11, 12, and 13.
- 1:05:12SPEAKER_06: She just put 14 in there because we had a COVID season in that.
- 1:05:15SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 1:05:16SPEAKER_06: COVID season goes away.
- 1:05:17SPEAKER_06: That's 12.
- 1:05:18SPEAKER_04: Eleven was randomly good.
- 1:05:19SPEAKER_04: It was Eevees.
- 1:05:20SPEAKER_04: And I'm not a big Eevee fan uh personally, uh, even though she's like super cool and talented, but just I know.
- 1:05:25SPEAKER_04: I'm like, wait, you said Eevee.
- 1:05:27SPEAKER_04: You said EV.
- 1:05:27SPEAKER_04: You're like illegally thinking about.
- 1:05:30SPEAKER_04: Oh fuck.
- 1:05:31SPEAKER_04: You can say you hate that bitch.
- 1:05:32SPEAKER_04: No, I don't hate that bitch.
- 1:05:34SPEAKER_04: I think she's talented and cool, just not my my type of drag personally.
- 1:05:37SPEAKER_04: Uh during COVID, like my boyfriend at the time had never seen an episode or didn't like drag race, so we watch every single thing.
- 1:05:43SPEAKER_04: And I s Eleven was surprisingly kind of con.
- 1:05:46SPEAKER_04: It was like I liked it.
- 1:05:47SPEAKER_04: Even despite despite home time.
- 1:05:50SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 1:05:52SPEAKER_04: I think I like I think I like uh Brooklyn Heights, that kind of a vibe.
- 1:05:56SPEAKER_04: Yeah, so Edie's an amazing performer, so I get to see that and like
- 1:06:00SPEAKER_02: I think I like eleven more than ten.
- 1:06:02SPEAKER_02: I would get I didn't like ten.
- 1:06:04SPEAKER_06: I would say that was a query.
- 1:06:06SPEAKER_06: I would say Yeah.
- 1:06:07SPEAKER_06: I would be done with that.
- 1:06:08SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 1:06:09SPEAKER_06: Like I would I would I could boot that that one in 14 if we're going up to 14.
- 1:06:14SPEAKER_04: 14 goes wait, is 14.
- 1:06:15SPEAKER_04: That was Gillow.
- 1:06:16SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
- 1:06:16SPEAKER_06: Is 14 be included in this?
- 1:06:18SPEAKER_06: Let's let's not.
- 1:06:19SPEAKER_06: Okay, so up to 13.
- 1:06:20SPEAKER_06: 10, 11, 12, 13.
- 1:06:22SPEAKER_06: 12 is out.
- 1:06:22SPEAKER_06: That was COVID.
- 1:06:23SPEAKER_06: 12 is out.
- 1:06:24SPEAKER_06: People love 12 though.
- 1:06:25SPEAKER_06: Really?
- 1:06:26SPEAKER_06: Really?
- 1:06:26SPEAKER_06: Even though it's a good thing.
- 1:06:26SPEAKER_02: I thought 12 is like a universally hated season.
- 1:06:30SPEAKER_02: That's universally hated season.
- 1:06:31SPEAKER_04: I like Veeep.
- 1:06:32SPEAKER_04: I didn't like it.
- 1:06:33SPEAKER_04: No, people like it.
- 1:06:34SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
- 1:06:35SPEAKER_04: That's a tough one because they had to edit around Sherry Pie.
- 1:06:37SPEAKER_04: It was like And you would think that would be like the most hated season of all time, but I've been like seeing things like that.
- 1:06:42SPEAKER_04: Oh, I don't think it's the most hated of all time, but on Twitter or whatever, like comparing like rating seasons.
- 1:06:47SPEAKER_04: Interesting.
- 1:06:47SPEAKER_04: I mean, I don't know.
- 1:06:48SPEAKER_02: That's not too like inside baseball, but the fact they were able to remove Sherry Pie completely from the narrative when she was like rumored to have been the front runner of the entire season.
- 1:06:57SPEAKER_02: You can't blame it.
- 1:06:59SPEAKER_02: You can blame it on the edit.
- 1:07:00SPEAKER_04: This next this season coming out, I auditioned for it.
- 1:07:02SPEAKER_04: Obviously, didn't get odd.
- 1:07:04SPEAKER_04: But they only picked one New York queen.
- 1:07:06SPEAKER_04: One?
- 1:07:06SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:07:07SPEAKER_04: I'm gooped.
- 1:07:08SPEAKER_04: Everyone was gooped.
- 1:07:09SPEAKER_02: I'm gooped.
- 1:07:10SPEAKER_02: I like that they're pulling from Miami.
- 1:07:11SPEAKER_02: That's fun.
- 1:07:11SPEAKER_02: It's like I think they should really, they should like try and take an even spread from the entire country.
- 1:07:15SPEAKER_02: There's enough drag.
- 1:07:17SPEAKER_06: There's enough drag everywhere.
- 1:07:18SPEAKER_02: Alright, so what do we do?
- 1:07:19SPEAKER_02: We said we said 10, we said 10.
- 1:07:21SPEAKER_06: 10 is out.
- 1:07:21SPEAKER_06: Out.
- 1:07:22SPEAKER_06: We said 12 is well, we said 12 was out.
- 1:07:25SPEAKER_06: You said 12 was good.
- 1:07:27SPEAKER_06: Or it was ranked good.
- 1:07:28SPEAKER_06: You didn't say it was ranked 10, 11, 12.
- 1:07:30SPEAKER_04: You voted in or out.
- 1:07:31SPEAKER_04: I think I choose it over 13.
- 1:07:33SPEAKER_04: 13 was who's winning?
- 1:07:35SPEAKER_04: Just pick the winner.
- 1:07:36SPEAKER_02: 13 is uh Simone.
- 1:07:38SPEAKER_02: I said.
- 1:07:38SPEAKER_04: I love Simone.
- 1:07:40SPEAKER_04: But that that was a weird season.
- 1:07:41SPEAKER_04: I don't like Ganymus.
- 1:07:42SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:07:43SPEAKER_02: I would say 11.
- 1:07:44SPEAKER_02: 11?
- 1:07:44SPEAKER_02: Yeah, 11 wins.
- 1:07:45SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:07:45SPEAKER_02: Why not?
- 1:07:46SPEAKER_02: It was fun.
- 1:07:46SPEAKER_02: It was chaotic.
- 1:07:47SPEAKER_02: It felt like real and like there were stakes, even though like sometimes sometimes it felt like the pace was a little off.
- 1:07:52SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:07:52SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:07:52SPEAKER_02: But that was a good season.
- 1:07:53SPEAKER_02: Some good things.
- 1:07:54SPEAKER_02: Five, six, eleven.
- 1:07:55SPEAKER_02: Fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen.
- 1:07:57SPEAKER_06: Um 14 was Willow's.
- 1:08:00SPEAKER_06: 14 goes.
- 1:08:01SPEAKER_06: I did not like.
- 1:08:02SPEAKER_04: I love Willow and like it was a cool season, but they didn't eliminate enough people.
- 1:08:05SPEAKER_04: And it also just draws down.
- 1:08:08SPEAKER_04: So chocolate thing was so stupid.
- 1:08:09SPEAKER_04: And it was a top five.
- 1:08:11SPEAKER_04: And a top five is like side eye.
- 1:08:13SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
- 1:08:13SPEAKER_02: It's kind of like they gotta read, they gotta figure out what they're doing with the finales.
- 1:08:17SPEAKER_06: If you're gonna do a top five, give me a better reason.
- 1:08:19SPEAKER_06: Like make it make it real something.
- 1:08:22SPEAKER_06: No, not what top five is like.
- 1:08:24SPEAKER_06: So by 14.
- 1:08:25SPEAKER_06: Um 15 was Sasha.
- 1:08:27SPEAKER_02: 15 was good.
- 1:08:28SPEAKER_02: I thought that was 15 and 16 were good.
- 1:08:30SPEAKER_02: I I love 16.
- 1:08:31SPEAKER_02: 16 was great.
- 1:08:33SPEAKER_02: Casting it was like a fun cast.
- 1:08:34SPEAKER_02: 16 was uh uh Sapphira, Morphine, Nymphia, Morphine, Plasma, Plain Jane.
- 1:08:42SPEAKER_02: 17, I think, kind of sucked.
- 1:08:44SPEAKER_02: Yeah, 17 was kind of flop rama for me, to be honest.
- 1:08:46SPEAKER_02: Although I love the water promo.
- 1:08:48SPEAKER_02: They had a great promo.
- 1:08:51SPEAKER_02: You wear this for the promo.
- 1:08:53SPEAKER_02: Perfect.
- 1:08:54SPEAKER_02: Can you imagine?
- 1:08:55SPEAKER_02: Everyone's like, okay.
- 1:08:56SPEAKER_02: It's a fucking pants.
- 1:08:59SPEAKER_02: I should wear pants at the promo.
- 1:09:00SPEAKER_02: Let's do it.
- 1:09:01SPEAKER_02: That'd be amazing.
- 1:09:02SPEAKER_04: I've always wanted like an underwater promo or like I like that shit because of top model.
- 1:09:06SPEAKER_04: Like dive in cycle four.
- 1:09:08SPEAKER_04: Have you ever done underwater photos?
- 1:09:10SPEAKER_04: No, I shouldn't, but I should.
- 1:09:12SPEAKER_06: In this look?
- 1:09:13SPEAKER_06: In this look.
- 1:09:14SPEAKER_06: I mean, I haven't, but I should.
- 1:09:15SPEAKER_06: I shouldn't.
- 1:09:17SPEAKER_06: You should.
- 1:09:18SPEAKER_06: That'd be kind.
- 1:09:19SPEAKER_02: Let's get you in a tank.
- 1:09:20SPEAKER_02: Get me in a tank.
- 1:09:21SPEAKER_02: Is it between 15 and 16?
- 1:09:23SPEAKER_04: Uh 16, I think, wins just because 15 was predictable.
- 1:09:27SPEAKER_04: Yes.
- 1:09:27SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 1:09:28SPEAKER_04: Sasha was amazing.
- 1:09:29SPEAKER_04: That's fair.
- 1:09:30SPEAKER_06: Everyone knew as soon as Sasha walked in.
- 1:09:32SPEAKER_06: I wanted Anitra to win.
- 1:09:33SPEAKER_06: She did deserve it though.
- 1:09:34SPEAKER_06: I wanted Anitra to win.
- 1:09:35SPEAKER_02: I loved Anitra.
- 1:09:36SPEAKER_02: I loved her her arc on the show.
- 1:09:38SPEAKER_02: Would you want to win?
- 1:09:39SPEAKER_02: Sasha.
- 1:09:39SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:09:39SPEAKER_02: I mean, yeah.
- 1:09:40SPEAKER_06: I mean, I wanted Sasha to win even while watching it.
- 1:09:43SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 1:09:43SPEAKER_06: That was before being a stand.
- 1:09:45SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:09:45SPEAKER_04: I have I've seen her in person before she was on that scene.
- 1:09:48SPEAKER_04: She's a hustler.
- 1:09:49SPEAKER_04: She hustles.
- 1:09:50SPEAKER_04: She's a work horse.
- 1:09:52SPEAKER_04: And like something about her beauty and her performance, like, yes, translated on screen because everyone fell in love with her, but not as much as it is in person or does in person.
- 1:10:03SPEAKER_04: Her beauty in person is something else.
- 1:10:04SPEAKER_04: It's like on another level, and her performance is like out of control.
- 1:10:08SPEAKER_04: I I saw her live and I was like blown away a couple years before she got on, and it was like it doesn't translate.
- 1:10:16SPEAKER_04: It does because again, she succeeded, but like it does not.
- 1:10:19SPEAKER_04: Like I you have to see her live.
- 1:10:21SPEAKER_04: In person.
- 1:10:22SPEAKER_04: It's like, wow, that mug.
- 1:10:23SPEAKER_06: Even the videos on TikTok and stuff.
- 1:10:25SPEAKER_04: That mug is beautiful.
- 1:10:26SPEAKER_04: She's got that round Naomi booty.
- 1:10:29SPEAKER_04: Booty lips.
- 1:10:30SPEAKER_04: That booty lip.
- 1:10:31SPEAKER_04: I'm jealous of it.
- 1:10:32SPEAKER_04: I should try that.
- 1:10:33SPEAKER_04: Do it.
- 1:10:33SPEAKER_04: Do it.
- 1:10:34SPEAKER_04: I leave.
- 1:10:34unknown: Come back.
- 1:10:35SPEAKER_02: Go find some late night uh filler.
- 1:10:38SPEAKER_02: I am about to find it.
- 1:10:39SPEAKER_02: Late night filler in it.
- 1:10:40SPEAKER_06: I am about to go down what a guanis canal.
- 1:10:42SPEAKER_06: What have you had done?
- 1:10:43SPEAKER_06: Um tox off my front four teeth.
- 1:10:46SPEAKER_06: I have veneers.
- 1:10:48SPEAKER_06: My front four.
- 1:10:49SPEAKER_06: Chic.
- 1:10:50SPEAKER_06: Um I got Botox and acne treatments, and my eyebrows tattooed on.
- 1:10:54SPEAKER_06: That's about it.
- 1:10:55SPEAKER_06: They're crazy.
- 1:10:56SPEAKER_06: Texting.
- 1:10:56SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
- 1:10:58SPEAKER_06: There are swirls.
- 1:10:59SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it's a finger wave brow.
- 1:11:02SPEAKER_04: The other day I saw finger wave tattoos.
- 1:11:04SPEAKER_04: Or like baby hairs.
- 1:11:06SPEAKER_04: Oh baby hairs.
- 1:11:07SPEAKER_02: And I was like, that's cute.
- 1:11:08SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:11:08SPEAKER_02: I think I've seen that before too, actually.
- 1:11:09SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I can't tell that look.
- 1:11:12SPEAKER_02: I like I love baby hairs.
- 1:11:13SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:11:13SPEAKER_02: I do too.
- 1:11:14SPEAKER_02: Hair con.
- 1:11:14SPEAKER_02: Although people like to.
- 1:11:15SPEAKER_02: When you use appropriately by the right people.
- 1:11:18SPEAKER_02: Yes.
- 1:11:19SPEAKER_04: Although people have been saying that like Tyra Banks' hair and uh like Beyoncé, like baby hairs weren't a thing.
- 1:11:27SPEAKER_04: Like the wigs were just way better.
- 1:11:28SPEAKER_04: Like no one was doing that to conceal or like blend anything.
- 1:11:31SPEAKER_04: And it was like the T.
- 1:11:32SPEAKER_04: That was like the golden era of like lace fronts.
- 1:11:35SPEAKER_03: You feel like they weren't that I I'm just going off a little bit baby hairs.
- 1:11:39SPEAKER_02: Maybe they were maybe they weren't wigs.
- 1:11:40SPEAKER_02: Maybe it was um actually natural hair.
- 1:11:42SPEAKER_02: I didn't pay attention enough to recall.
- 1:11:44SPEAKER_04: Were you a top model girly?
- 1:11:46SPEAKER_04: Very late.
- 1:11:48SPEAKER_04: That's cool.
- 1:11:48SPEAKER_04: I feel like everyone is.
- 1:11:50SPEAKER_04: But you're 32.
- 1:11:51SPEAKER_04: We're a little older.
- 1:11:52SPEAKER_04: You're 36, 35.
- 1:11:54SPEAKER_04: It's a good age.
- 1:11:54SPEAKER_04: I think my drag character is 32.
- 1:11:56SPEAKER_04: I think Gina is 32.
- 1:11:58SPEAKER_04: Gina's 32?
- 1:11:59SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 1:11:59SPEAKER_04: I'm 35.
- 1:12:00SPEAKER_04: Forever 32.
- 1:12:01SPEAKER_04: Forever 32.
- 1:12:03SPEAKER_06: You said 35 as though you didn't remember.
- 1:12:05SPEAKER_06: You still think you're 36?
- 1:12:06SPEAKER_04: Did I say 36 again?
- 1:12:07SPEAKER_06: No, you said 35.
- 1:12:09SPEAKER_04: Now I know.
- 1:12:10SPEAKER_04: You learn to him with the five.
- 1:12:11SPEAKER_04: I'm learning.
- 1:12:11SPEAKER_04: I'm learning.
- 1:12:12SPEAKER_04: She always does.
- 1:12:13SPEAKER_04: Gina's 32.
- 1:12:14SPEAKER_04: He has my my brain in my heart.
- 1:12:16SPEAKER_06: I feel like 60, like like 36 in drag.
- 1:12:22SPEAKER_06: I feel older in drag.
- 1:12:23SPEAKER_06: Oh, really?
- 1:12:23SPEAKER_04: Okay.
- 1:12:24SPEAKER_04: You go both ways.
- 1:12:26SPEAKER_04: You know, like you could go older or younger.
- 1:12:28SPEAKER_04: That's why I didn't know it'd be like yes.
- 1:12:30SPEAKER_04: But doesn't everyone like kind of age up and drag?
- 1:12:32SPEAKER_04: I think so.
- 1:12:33SPEAKER_04: You should.
- 1:12:34SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I think so.
- 1:12:35SPEAKER_04: Glam glamour.
- 1:12:35SPEAKER_04: Glamour.
- 1:12:36SPEAKER_04: Glamour adds some age.
- 1:12:37SPEAKER_04: You should say.
- 1:12:37SPEAKER_06: Glamour adds some age.
- 1:12:38SPEAKER_06: Your version version of you and drag as you age and drag.
- 1:12:42SPEAKER_06: Even if it's your style should be grown up.
- 1:12:45SPEAKER_02: Well, this was so so fun.
- 1:12:47SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:12:47SPEAKER_02: Any final cunty thoughts?
- 1:12:48SPEAKER_02: Oh, wait, we have the final off the cliff, don't we?
- 1:12:51SPEAKER_06: Oh, wait, what did we say?
- 1:12:52SPEAKER_06: We had um So we have five, six, eleven, and I think sixteen.
- 1:12:55SPEAKER_06: Sixteen.
- 1:12:56SPEAKER_06: Oh wait, yeah, they all go on a cliff.
- 1:12:58SPEAKER_06: So they all go on a cliff.
- 1:13:00SPEAKER_04: Which we keep forgetting to do.
- 1:13:01SPEAKER_04: Jessica, you're a third host.
- 1:13:02SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 1:13:03SPEAKER_04: Welcome.
- 1:13:04SPEAKER_04: Your residency is.
- 1:13:04SPEAKER_04: I was like, wait, I need to know.
- 1:13:06SPEAKER_06: Wait, so what are they again?
- 1:13:07SPEAKER_06: They're five.
- 1:13:08SPEAKER_06: Five, six, eleven, and sixteen is what we decided on.
- 1:13:12SPEAKER_07: Ooh.
- 1:13:12SPEAKER_06: And so six is winning for you, maybe?
- 1:13:14SPEAKER_06: Um, six is very high up there.
- 1:13:17SPEAKER_06: I'm gonna choose five.
- 1:13:18SPEAKER_04: Well, we'll go in order.
- 1:13:19SPEAKER_04: We'll go in order.
- 1:13:20SPEAKER_04: Wait, wait.
- 1:13:21SPEAKER_04: So five, six, eleven, and sixteen?
- 1:13:23SPEAKER_04: Yes.
- 1:13:24SPEAKER_02: Of those, I'm gonna scrap sixteen.
- 1:13:27SPEAKER_02: Oh wow.
- 1:13:28SPEAKER_02: Okay, sixteen can go.
- 1:13:29SPEAKER_02: Very good, but the fact that it's made it to the final four speaks to its its its talent.
- 1:13:34SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was that was a great season.
- 1:13:35SPEAKER_02: It felt like we were back on track, and then 17 kind of and my next boot would be 11.
- 1:13:40SPEAKER_06: I was gonna say 11 first.
- 1:13:41SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'll agree.
- 1:13:43SPEAKER_02: I'll actually agree with that.
- 1:13:43SPEAKER_04: Now we're down to five and six, but yeah.
- 1:13:48SPEAKER_04: Five for me personally.
- 1:13:50SPEAKER_04: Six, I think, is the majority.
- 1:13:52SPEAKER_04: I think that's I'm gonna stick with six.
- 1:13:55SPEAKER_06: There's something about the level of like actual drama with with like production and still like the split rooms, and then just what Courtney, Bianca, Darian, and Dora were very just the probably the most solid top four.
- 1:14:13SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that was really and even though Darien didn't make it solid top three, even it was a very solid final group.
- 1:14:20SPEAKER_02: But I think for me, in terms of like viral moments, no, in terms of like the narrative of season five, like the underdog of it all, it really felt like you didn't know who was gonna win.
- 1:14:31SPEAKER_02: And I do feel like season six, it did feel like Bianca's game for like a long time.
- 1:14:35SPEAKER_02: That's a good point.
- 1:14:36SPEAKER_04: Also, we saw like season five before it came out, like they used to do these premiere parties like in New York and shit.
- 1:14:42SPEAKER_04: So like we saw detox and all that.
- 1:14:44SPEAKER_02: Oh, that was such an amazing era back in the day.
- 1:14:46SPEAKER_02: We knew like how good they were, it was so cool.
- 1:14:48SPEAKER_02: Like we were literally like, yeah, it was like one row away from like Alaska, or like, or, or like uh, or or detox, or like literally every entire cast.
- 1:14:55SPEAKER_04: It was like Edwards in like a bang, like shake and go.
- 1:14:58SPEAKER_04: Like it felt so like you know that image of her.
- 1:15:01SPEAKER_04: I you probably have seen it.
- 1:15:02SPEAKER_04: It's like her in like a stretch maxi dress that's like blue and white and black with a bang.
- 1:15:08SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
- 1:15:08SPEAKER_04: That was that night.
- 1:15:09SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's a good thing.
- 1:15:10SPEAKER_04: It was it felt so elite.
- 1:15:12SPEAKER_02: Elite, but also so accessible in the way that like drag like should and like often does feel we're like in the presence of goddesses.
- 1:15:21SPEAKER_04: Our fan had bangs at the time, and it was very like low budge, high budge, you know.
- 1:15:26SPEAKER_04: It was just shake and go, but we were like, wow, that's a good shake and go, you know what I mean?
- 1:15:30SPEAKER_04: It was like a brushed bang.
- 1:15:32SPEAKER_04: Beautiful, what a different girl.
- 1:15:33SPEAKER_06: Yeah, a smooth bang.
- 1:15:36SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
- 1:15:36SPEAKER_04: So for me, I'm I'll go five.
- 1:15:38SPEAKER_04: I'll go five too, but I respect that you do six.
- 1:15:40SPEAKER_06: I I will stick with six, but I very much understand the predictability of knowing who wins is a big factor, and five was very up in the air.
- 1:15:49SPEAKER_02: They're and they're very close.
- 1:15:50SPEAKER_02: I mean, those are two excellent seasons of of this goddamn show.
- 1:15:54SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 1:15:54SPEAKER_02: What about this goddamn show?
- 1:15:56SPEAKER_02: Well, this goddamn show, thank you so much for watching.
- 1:15:58SPEAKER_02: As always, you can um check out our shit on literally every platform, take a listen, uh, give us a review, give us five stars because four ain't fierce.
- 1:16:08SPEAKER_02: Uh, check us out on Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, Patreon, and Jessica, where can people find you, my dear?
- 1:16:15SPEAKER_06: You can all over.
- 1:16:16SPEAKER_06: All over on all of the social medias at jessicalehore.com, J-E-S-S-I-C-A-L-W-H-O-R, no e, because I'm illiterate.
- 1:16:26SPEAKER_06: And I'm on this 15 city tour.
- 1:16:29SPEAKER_06: You can catch me next in Minneapolis.
- 1:16:33SPEAKER_06: Minneapolis, and then Nashville, uh, then um um Houston and then San Diego, all over the place.
- 1:16:40SPEAKER_06: So socials, Jessica Loman.
- 1:16:42SPEAKER_05: Philly, can we where can we go?
- 1:16:43SPEAKER_05: Where can we bring you out?
- 1:16:45SPEAKER_06: Bring me out again.
- 1:16:45SPEAKER_06: Yeah, um, all over, but please follow, share, subscribe, and yeah, absolutely.
- 1:16:49SPEAKER_04: And you're driving your own tour bus, I heard.
- 1:16:51SPEAKER_06: I am the driver, I'm the chef, everything and the prostitutes.
- 1:16:57SPEAKER_04: So yeah, you are everything.
- 1:16:59SPEAKER_04: You literally are everything.
- 1:17:00SPEAKER_06: Thank you so much for having me and creating such a fun environment.
- 1:17:03SPEAKER_04: This is thank you for being snatched and beautiful.
- 1:17:06SPEAKER_04: I mean, this is like truly like uh I'm not gassing you out.
- 1:17:09SPEAKER_04: Yeah, this is no, you gotta be like I know, girl.
- 1:17:11SPEAKER_02: Our wildest dreams.
- 1:17:12SPEAKER_04: And it's like this, someone needs to step her pussy up, I think a little bit.
- 1:17:15SPEAKER_04: Let me defog my bubblero.
- 1:17:17SPEAKER_04: I'll be right back.
- 1:17:18SPEAKER_04: Yeah, literally.
- 1:17:19SPEAKER_04: Uh, next time you're getting a little more here, I promise.
- 1:17:22SPEAKER_04: Because you're coming.
- 1:17:23SPEAKER_04: I'll go flat.
- 1:17:23SPEAKER_04: I'll wear a pussycat.
- 1:17:25SPEAKER_04: Well, you're getting a flat Carla Purdy vibe.
- 1:17:27SPEAKER_06: I feel so comfortable that I'm gonna come back in a onesie and a mullet pussycat.
- 1:17:31SPEAKER_06: Perfect.
- 1:17:31SPEAKER_06: We love that.
- 1:17:32SPEAKER_02: You have a you have a reserved spot on the couch anytime you're back in New York.
- 1:17:36SPEAKER_02: Because you're what?
- 1:17:36SPEAKER_04: Golden walk-off.
- 1:17:37SPEAKER_04: So begging us something.
- 1:17:40SPEAKER_04: I'd love to hear it.
- 1:17:41SPEAKER_04: We think that a golden walk-off status is like at some point, there's gonna be a fashion show, a walk-off of like the best guests.
- 1:17:47SPEAKER_02: The best.
- 1:17:48SPEAKER_02: Perfect.
- 1:17:48SPEAKER_04: And you're closing the show.
- 1:17:50SPEAKER_04: As it should be.
- 1:17:51SPEAKER_04: Based on what I'm seeing, you're closing the shower.
- 1:17:53SPEAKER_04: Perfect.
- 1:17:54SPEAKER_04: And I'll close the show now.
- 1:17:55SPEAKER_04: My name is Tina Bugatti.
- 1:17:56SPEAKER_03: Good night.
- 1:17:57SPEAKER_03: See you next Tuesday.
- 1:17:59SPEAKER_03: Watching, yeah.
- 1:17:59SPEAKER_03: See you next Tuesday.
- 1:18:00SPEAKER_03: Bye.
- 1:18:01SPEAKER_03: Bye.